1 00:00:07,253 --> 00:00:10,790 - WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED 2 00:00:10,823 --> 00:00:13,392 IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, 3 00:00:13,426 --> 00:00:16,028 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 4 00:00:16,062 --> 00:00:17,463 - THAT'S THE PRIZE. 5 00:00:17,496 --> 00:00:19,398 - $700... - ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 6 00:00:19,432 --> 00:00:21,367 - YEAH. - YEAH. 7 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,368 - RIGHT HERE. - YEAH. 8 00:00:22,401 --> 00:00:24,170 - COMING UP... 9 00:00:24,203 --> 00:00:25,771 - COME ON, JENNY, THIS IS NO WAY A LOCKER FOR YOU. 10 00:00:25,805 --> 00:00:26,839 - WHY ARE YOU ON TOP OF ME? 11 00:00:26,872 --> 00:00:28,374 IF VICTOR BIDS, I'LL RUN HIM UP. 12 00:00:28,407 --> 00:00:29,942 - $150...$175... - RIGHT HERE. 13 00:00:29,975 --> 00:00:31,610 - YEAH. 14 00:00:31,644 --> 00:00:33,712 - WHAT COULD BE IN THIS TOOLBOX? 15 00:00:33,746 --> 00:00:35,281 HAS A PRETTY DISTINCT AROMA THERE. 16 00:00:35,314 --> 00:00:37,716 I BETTER GET OUT OF HERE NOW WHILE THE GETTING'S GOOD. 17 00:00:37,750 --> 00:00:39,852 - THE COPS ARE HERE FOR YOU. 18 00:00:39,885 --> 00:00:42,822 - TODAY I'M GONNA BUY SOMETHING THAT I CAN GET CREATIVE WITH. 19 00:00:42,855 --> 00:00:45,357 - I THOUGHT OUR GOAL WAS TO MAKE MONEY. 20 00:00:45,391 --> 00:00:46,392 - THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. 21 00:00:46,425 --> 00:00:48,561 - LET'S TAKE IT OFF. 22 00:00:48,594 --> 00:00:52,164 - UM, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 23 00:00:52,198 --> 00:00:54,700 [bluesy rock music] 24 00:00:54,733 --> 00:00:55,968 - YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET. 25 00:00:56,001 --> 00:00:57,436 THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. 26 00:00:57,470 --> 00:01:00,005 - BREAK OUT ANOTHER $1,000. 27 00:01:00,039 --> 00:01:02,174 - I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE. 28 00:01:02,208 --> 00:01:03,542 - I SEE TREASURES. 29 00:01:03,576 --> 00:01:06,545 - IT'S FABULOUS. 30 00:01:06,579 --> 00:01:08,114 group: WHOA! 31 00:01:08,147 --> 00:01:10,649 - YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. 32 00:01:10,683 --> 00:01:12,284 - READY TO GO? - YEAH! 33 00:01:12,318 --> 00:01:16,455 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ - HEY. 34 00:01:16,489 --> 00:01:18,891 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 35 00:01:18,924 --> 00:01:20,793 YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 36 00:01:20,826 --> 00:01:24,964 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ - RIGHT HERE. 37 00:01:24,997 --> 00:01:28,601 - IT'S SOLD! 38 00:01:28,634 --> 00:01:31,937 - TODAY'S AUCTION IS IN THE WILD, WILD WEST, 39 00:01:31,971 --> 00:01:34,306 IN A TOWN BY THE NAME MESQUITE. 40 00:01:34,340 --> 00:01:35,841 AIN'T MUCH HAS CHANGED HERE 41 00:01:35,875 --> 00:01:38,944 SINCE THE DAYS OF OUTLAWS AND COWBOYS. 42 00:01:38,978 --> 00:01:42,214 [laughs] 43 00:01:42,248 --> 00:01:44,717 I'M JUST KIDDING! 44 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:49,088 - SO MESQUITE IS A LITTLE BIT MORE COUNTRY 45 00:01:49,121 --> 00:01:50,589 THAN WHERE MY STORE IS FROM. 46 00:01:50,623 --> 00:01:53,325 ALTHOUGH MY CUSTOMERS ARE KIND OF POSH, 47 00:01:53,359 --> 00:01:54,693 THEY LOVE THIS COUNTRY LOOK, 48 00:01:54,727 --> 00:01:56,962 ESPECIALLY FOR THEIR PATIOS. 49 00:01:56,996 --> 00:01:59,665 LATELY, MY CLIENTS HAVE BEEN BEGGING ME FOR PATIO STUFF, 50 00:01:59,698 --> 00:02:02,868 SO I AM ON THE HUNT FOR CUTE OUTDOOR FURNITURE. 51 00:02:02,902 --> 00:02:05,271 - WELL, I'M PUMPED! 52 00:02:05,304 --> 00:02:08,274 - OY, OY, OY. - THIS IS THE DAY. 53 00:02:08,307 --> 00:02:10,142 - ROLL IT BACK A LITTLE. - [laughs] 54 00:02:10,176 --> 00:02:11,877 - SOMEONE SEDATE THIS LITTLE LADY. 55 00:02:11,911 --> 00:02:14,780 WHEN SHE GETS TOO EXCITED, EVERYONE AT THE AUCTION 56 00:02:14,813 --> 00:02:16,348 KNOWS HER NEXT MOVE. 57 00:02:16,382 --> 00:02:19,752 - I'M JUST EXCITED BECAUSE I HAVE A GOOD FEELING. 58 00:02:19,785 --> 00:02:21,020 TODAY, I'M GONNA BUY SOMETHING DIFFERENT 59 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:22,221 THAN THE USUAL FURNITURE. 60 00:02:22,254 --> 00:02:23,389 SOMETHING UNIQUE. 61 00:02:23,422 --> 00:02:25,291 SOMETHING THAT I CAN GET CREATIVE WITH. 62 00:02:25,324 --> 00:02:26,926 FOCUS. - FOCUS. 63 00:02:26,959 --> 00:02:30,696 - GAME FACE. 64 00:02:30,729 --> 00:02:32,831 - GOOD MORNING. - WHAT'S UP, KID? 65 00:02:32,865 --> 00:02:34,700 - THE COPS ARE HERE FOR YOU. 66 00:02:34,733 --> 00:02:36,702 - DON'T TELL 'EM. SHH. DON'T GIVE 'EM MY NAME. 67 00:02:36,735 --> 00:02:39,538 I'LL BE JOSE TODAY. - YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A JOSE. 68 00:02:39,572 --> 00:02:41,774 - DO I LOOK LIKE A JOS-B? 69 00:02:41,807 --> 00:02:43,509 MESQUITE IS COWBOY CENTRAL. 70 00:02:43,542 --> 00:02:45,844 TODAY I'M LOOKING FOR COUNTRY-STYLE ANTIQUES. 71 00:02:45,878 --> 00:02:47,479 - THIS IS COWBOY CAPITAL. 72 00:02:47,513 --> 00:02:50,316 - DEFINITELY A COWBOY UNIT IS WHAT WE NEED. 73 00:02:50,349 --> 00:02:51,550 THIS HERE IS GREEN PASTURES. 74 00:02:51,584 --> 00:02:54,086 WE'RE LOOKING FOR COWBOY STUFF, RANCHER STUFF. 75 00:02:54,119 --> 00:02:57,323 I MEAN SADDLES, ROPE-- ALL KINDS OF TACK. 76 00:02:57,356 --> 00:02:59,658 WE CAN SELL THAT TILL THE COWS COME HOME. 77 00:02:59,692 --> 00:03:03,429 LITERALLY TILL THE COW WALKS RIGHT THROUGH OUR FRONT DOOR. 78 00:03:03,462 --> 00:03:06,198 A LITTLE CLOUDY. - MIGHT GET A LITTLE RAIN. 79 00:03:06,232 --> 00:03:07,766 - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, 80 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,669 NEVER TURN DOWN RAIN AND BABY LAMBS. 81 00:03:10,703 --> 00:03:13,439 - I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS. 82 00:03:13,472 --> 00:03:14,873 - HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. 83 00:03:14,907 --> 00:03:16,242 WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. 84 00:03:16,275 --> 00:03:17,610 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. 85 00:03:17,643 --> 00:03:19,211 NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, 86 00:03:19,245 --> 00:03:20,212 NO KICKING THE BOXES. 87 00:03:20,246 --> 00:03:21,680 PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY 88 00:03:21,714 --> 00:03:23,048 THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. 89 00:03:23,082 --> 00:03:24,350 HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! 90 00:03:24,383 --> 00:03:25,951 - LET'S GO! 91 00:03:25,985 --> 00:03:28,754 - OH, WATCH OUT. [group groans] 92 00:03:28,787 --> 00:03:32,358 JENNY, ARE YOU OKAY? - YEAH. 93 00:03:32,391 --> 00:03:34,226 - YOU'RE NOT BLEEDING. YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. 94 00:03:34,260 --> 00:03:37,863 - UGH. I REALLY HOPE THIS ISN'T A BAD OMEN. 95 00:03:45,371 --> 00:03:46,872 - I LIKE THE PLANT RACK BACK THERE. 96 00:03:46,905 --> 00:03:48,240 THEY ALWAYS SELL PRETTY GOOD, AND THOSE CORNER RACKS SELL 97 00:03:48,274 --> 00:03:50,576 PRETTY GOOD. 98 00:03:53,512 --> 00:03:54,947 - NOT REALLY. 99 00:03:54,980 --> 00:03:57,716 I DON'T SEE ANY POTENTIAL PROJECTS IN HERE WHATSOEVER. 100 00:03:57,750 --> 00:04:01,186 I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING THAT JUST CAPTURES MY ATTENTION. 101 00:04:01,220 --> 00:04:03,689 - THERE'S A METAL BAKER'S RACK 102 00:04:03,722 --> 00:04:05,357 THAT WOULD BE REALLY CUTE OUTDOORS. 103 00:04:05,391 --> 00:04:06,859 A LITTLE OUTDOOR PLANT STAND. 104 00:04:06,892 --> 00:04:09,728 THIS IS PERFECT PATIO STUFF. DONE AND DONE. 105 00:04:09,762 --> 00:04:12,531 - I'M NOT SEEING ANYTHING THAT I RECOGNIZE, YOU KNOW? 106 00:04:12,564 --> 00:04:13,632 THAT I'M LOOKING FOR? 107 00:04:13,666 --> 00:04:17,036 THIS IS ABOUT AS WESTERN AS NEW YORK CITY. 108 00:04:17,069 --> 00:04:18,570 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 109 00:04:18,604 --> 00:04:20,306 WHAT I'M GONNA GET NOW? 50--BIDDING 50 NOW. 110 00:04:20,339 --> 00:04:21,740 75...75... - RIGHT HERE. 111 00:04:21,774 --> 00:04:24,910 NOW 100. 100. 125. - RIGHT HERE. 112 00:04:24,943 --> 00:04:26,712 - 150. 150 NOW. 175 TO YOU. - YEAH. 113 00:04:26,745 --> 00:04:29,081 - RIGHT HERE. - NOW 200. 200 THERE. 114 00:04:29,114 --> 00:04:33,886 NOW 225. 225. 225 GOING ONCE, 225 TWICE. 115 00:04:33,919 --> 00:04:36,922 I SOLD IT, $200, RIGHT HERE ON THE FRONT. 116 00:04:36,955 --> 00:04:38,824 - WELL, I PAID MORE THAN I NEEDED TO. 117 00:04:38,857 --> 00:04:40,092 THANKS, VIC. 118 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:42,528 BUT WITH THE PLANT RACKS AND THE ROCKING CHAIR, 119 00:04:42,561 --> 00:04:44,463 I BET THE REST OF IT IS FULL OF CUTE PATIO STUFF. 120 00:04:47,966 --> 00:04:49,001 - OH! 121 00:04:51,036 --> 00:04:53,072 - THAT'S A NICE DRESSER MIRROR. 122 00:04:53,105 --> 00:04:54,373 - IT'S A PRETTY NICE LITTLE BEDROOM SET. 123 00:04:54,406 --> 00:04:56,375 - BOW FRONT. ALL WOOD DRAWERS. 124 00:04:56,408 --> 00:04:58,110 - IT'S DECENT-LOOKING FURNITURE, 125 00:04:58,143 --> 00:04:59,778 BUT THEY'RE JUST THROWING IT IN HERE. 126 00:04:59,812 --> 00:05:01,013 - OBVIOUSLY, THEY WERE JUST TRYING 127 00:05:01,046 --> 00:05:03,148 TO LEAVE TOWN OR SOMETHING, GET THE HELL OUT. 128 00:05:03,182 --> 00:05:04,550 - WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE-- 129 00:05:04,583 --> 00:05:05,818 I DON'T KNOW IF THEY CAUGHT THIS, 130 00:05:05,851 --> 00:05:07,786 BUT MIZERAK, IT'A GOOD POOL TABLE NAME. 131 00:05:07,820 --> 00:05:09,321 YEAH, IT'S A GOOD BRAND, 132 00:05:09,355 --> 00:05:11,023 BUT IF THE POOL TABLETOP IS WOOD, 133 00:05:11,056 --> 00:05:12,925 IT'S PROBABLY WARPED AND TRASHED. 134 00:05:12,958 --> 00:05:15,060 IF ONE OF MY COMPETITION'S BIDDING, 135 00:05:15,094 --> 00:05:17,529 I BETCHA I COULD RACK 'EM UP A COUPLE MORE DOLLARS. 136 00:05:17,563 --> 00:05:20,899 - THIS IS A FANTASTIC UNIT. 137 00:05:20,933 --> 00:05:24,970 THERE'S, LIKE, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX DRESSERS. 138 00:05:25,003 --> 00:05:26,305 TWO OF 'EM ARE ALREADY PAINTED. 139 00:05:26,338 --> 00:05:29,274 ONE OF 'EM IS A FRENCH PROVINCIAL LINGERIE CHEST, 140 00:05:29,308 --> 00:05:31,009 WHICH IS A HOT ITEM IN MY STORE. 141 00:05:31,043 --> 00:05:32,478 SCREW THE VALUE OF FURNITURE RIGHT NOW, 142 00:05:32,511 --> 00:05:34,046 THIS IS AN AMAZING DRESSER LOCKER. 143 00:05:34,079 --> 00:05:35,948 - THOSE DRESSERS, THE END TABLES. 144 00:05:35,981 --> 00:05:39,818 I COULD SELL THOSE, LIKE, A SNAP IN MY SHOW. 145 00:05:39,852 --> 00:05:42,454 - SO YOU THINK YOU CAN TURN SOMETHING OUT OF THIS... 146 00:05:42,488 --> 00:05:43,889 PILE OF WONDER TOYS? 147 00:05:43,922 --> 00:05:48,327 - TODAY THE ELECTRICITY IS FLOWING THROUGH MY VEINS. 148 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,162 BETTER WATCH OUT. PSHEW! 149 00:05:50,195 --> 00:05:51,697 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 150 00:05:51,730 --> 00:05:54,032 A POOL TABLE UNIT HERE. - 100. 151 00:05:54,066 --> 00:05:56,335 100. NOW 200. 200 THERE. NOW 300. 152 00:05:56,368 --> 00:05:58,003 300. I HAVE 300 THERE. NOW 400. 153 00:05:58,036 --> 00:05:59,705 - RIGHT HERE. - 400. NOW 500. 154 00:05:59,738 --> 00:06:02,941 500 THERE. NOW 600. 600. 700. GET 700. 155 00:06:02,975 --> 00:06:03,942 - PSHEW! PSHEW! 156 00:06:03,976 --> 00:06:06,245 - 700. NOW 800. NOW 900. - 900. 157 00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:07,479 - 900. 1,000. 158 00:06:07,513 --> 00:06:09,114 - RIGHT HERE. - 1,000. 1,100. 159 00:06:09,148 --> 00:06:10,416 - 1,050. - 1,050. 160 00:06:10,449 --> 00:06:12,451 WISH I'D THOUGH OF THAT. NOW 1,100. 161 00:06:12,484 --> 00:06:15,854 NOW 1,100 GOING ONCE, 1,100 GOING TWICE. 162 00:06:15,888 --> 00:06:18,157 AND I SOLD, SOLD, SOLD IT. 1,050 RIGHT HERE. 163 00:06:18,190 --> 00:06:21,894 - WE GOTTA GO SCOPE OUT THESE TREASURES PRONTO. 164 00:06:21,927 --> 00:06:23,996 WHOA, I'M PUMPED! 165 00:06:24,029 --> 00:06:25,597 I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THOSE DRESSERS, 166 00:06:25,631 --> 00:06:28,233 AND ESPECIALLY THAT POOL TABLE. 167 00:06:28,267 --> 00:06:30,302 DOLLAR SIGNS! 168 00:06:30,335 --> 00:06:33,939 - MARY...WHAT-- - PUMPED. 169 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,308 - WOW. 170 00:06:36,341 --> 00:06:38,110 - PLETHORA OF GOODNESS. 171 00:06:38,143 --> 00:06:40,345 - "PLETHORA OF GOODNESS"? - [laughs] 172 00:06:42,281 --> 00:06:45,517 OKAY, THE SHAPE IS NICE. GET RID OF THAT HARDWARE, 173 00:06:45,551 --> 00:06:48,053 PAINT IT-- EACH OF THOSE $175. 174 00:06:48,086 --> 00:06:50,122 200 BUCKS FOR THE REGENCY PIECE. 175 00:06:50,155 --> 00:06:52,324 FOR THAT THING, 150 BUCKS. 176 00:06:52,357 --> 00:06:55,394 OKAY, FOR THIS THING, 200 BUCKS, I THINK. 177 00:06:55,427 --> 00:06:58,730 THE MIRRORS, WE'LL SAY 100 BUCKS FOR BOTH OF THOSE. 178 00:06:58,764 --> 00:07:00,532 - OKAY. 179 00:07:00,566 --> 00:07:06,138 - SO THAT'S WHAT, AROUND 1,050? 180 00:07:06,171 --> 00:07:07,439 SO AT LEAST WE BROKE EVEN. 181 00:07:07,473 --> 00:07:08,974 - WHA-- 182 00:07:09,007 --> 00:07:10,843 - RIGHT? 183 00:07:10,876 --> 00:07:12,611 - I'M A MERCHANT. - [laughs] 184 00:07:12,644 --> 00:07:14,947 - I THOUGHT OUR GOAL WAS TO MAKE MONEY, 185 00:07:14,980 --> 00:07:16,114 NOT BREAK EVEN. 186 00:07:16,148 --> 00:07:18,016 THE SAVING GRACE IS THE POOL TABLE. 187 00:07:18,050 --> 00:07:19,818 WE GOTTA KNOW WHETHER IT'S SLATE OR WOOD. 188 00:07:19,852 --> 00:07:21,520 LET'S CLEAR THIS THING OFF. 189 00:07:21,553 --> 00:07:24,556 OKAY, MARY, MOMENT OF TRUTH. 190 00:07:27,559 --> 00:07:29,228 - OH, THIS IS GREAT. 191 00:07:29,261 --> 00:07:31,430 LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL TURF. [chuckles] 192 00:07:31,463 --> 00:07:33,532 - IF THAT TABLE HAS A SLATE TOP, 193 00:07:33,565 --> 00:07:35,334 IT'S EASILY $600. 194 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:38,003 IF IT'S WOOD, MIGHT AS WELL BE A CASKET. 195 00:07:38,036 --> 00:07:39,404 BURY ME NOW. 196 00:07:39,438 --> 00:07:41,373 YOU READY? 197 00:07:47,312 --> 00:07:49,781 THAT'S THE SOUND OF WOOD. 198 00:07:49,815 --> 00:07:51,850 YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WITH WOOD THIS SIZE? 199 00:07:51,884 --> 00:07:54,353 IT WARPS. 200 00:07:54,386 --> 00:07:57,122 THE MOST I COULD GET FOR THIS IS $100. 201 00:07:57,155 --> 00:07:58,423 YOU GOT ANY PLANS? 202 00:07:58,457 --> 00:08:00,893 - MOE, I'VE GOT SOMETHING UP MY SLEEVE. 203 00:08:00,926 --> 00:08:05,130 I HAVE A CLIENTELE THAT MOE HASN'T EVEN THOUGHT OF. 204 00:08:05,163 --> 00:08:08,133 ONE WORD: FRATERNITY BOYS. 205 00:08:18,076 --> 00:08:20,846 - COME ON, JENNY, THIS IS NO WAY A LOCKER FOR YOU. 206 00:08:20,879 --> 00:08:23,715 - IT'S VERY NICELY ORGANIZED. LOTS OF BINS. 207 00:08:23,749 --> 00:08:25,217 - THERE'S A TOOLBOX, BUT, MAN, 208 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:26,552 WHO KNOWS IF IT'S FULL OR NOT. 209 00:08:26,585 --> 00:08:28,220 - WHY ARE YOU ON TOP OF ME? 210 00:08:28,253 --> 00:08:30,222 NO PATIO FURNITURE, BUT IF VICTOR BIDS, 211 00:08:30,255 --> 00:08:31,557 I'LL RUN HIM UP. 212 00:08:31,590 --> 00:08:37,062 PAYMENT FOR BEING THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON EARTH. 213 00:08:37,095 --> 00:08:39,965 - THAT LOOKS LIKE BACKPACKING. 214 00:08:39,998 --> 00:08:41,800 - I ALREADY HAVE A COOL POOL TABLE. 215 00:08:41,833 --> 00:08:43,835 CAMPING GEAR... PBBBT. 216 00:08:43,869 --> 00:08:45,137 - IT'S A CARRIAGE WHIP. 217 00:08:45,170 --> 00:08:47,839 - HMM, MAYBE SO. 218 00:08:47,873 --> 00:08:49,775 - I'M NOT THINKING TOOLS IN THAT BIG BOX 219 00:08:49,808 --> 00:08:51,944 'CAUSE I SEE SPRING WATER-- - BUT LET ME TELL YOU, 220 00:08:51,977 --> 00:08:53,445 WHEN YOU HAVE HORSES AND STUFF LIKE THAT... 221 00:08:53,478 --> 00:08:54,546 - THAT'S WHERE YOU PUT IT, HUH? 222 00:08:54,580 --> 00:08:55,614 - PUT YOUR--PUT YOUR TACK AND STUFF 223 00:08:55,647 --> 00:08:56,848 IN SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 224 00:08:56,882 --> 00:08:58,550 WHETHER IT'S IN THERE, I DON'T KNOW. 225 00:08:58,584 --> 00:08:59,985 SINCE WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN THE BOX, 226 00:09:00,018 --> 00:09:02,054 WE'LL ONLY GO ABOUT 100 ON THIS LOCKER. 227 00:09:02,087 --> 00:09:04,256 A WHIP'S A GOOD SIGN. - YEAH. 228 00:09:04,289 --> 00:09:05,791 - IF NOTHING ELSE, YOU CAN USE THAT 229 00:09:05,824 --> 00:09:07,659 WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR GIRLS OUT. 230 00:09:07,693 --> 00:09:09,861 - GOOD TIMES. 231 00:09:09,895 --> 00:09:14,900 - WELL, WELL, WELL, THE COWBOYS HAVE TURNED MY ATTENTION 232 00:09:14,933 --> 00:09:17,269 TO AN OLD CARRIAGE WHIP. I'M GONNA BID. 233 00:09:17,302 --> 00:09:19,171 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 234 00:09:19,204 --> 00:09:20,772 I WANT TO GET 100. - 50. 235 00:09:20,806 --> 00:09:22,274 - 50. NOW 75. - RIGHT HERE. 236 00:09:22,307 --> 00:09:24,042 NOW 1--100 100 THERE. - YEAH. 237 00:09:24,076 --> 00:09:26,511 [auctioneering] 238 00:09:26,545 --> 00:09:27,646 - RIGHT HERE. - NOW 175. 239 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:29,581 CAN I GET 175? - YEAH. 240 00:09:29,615 --> 00:09:33,885 - NOW 200... [auctioneering] 241 00:09:33,919 --> 00:09:36,855 225 ONCE, 225 TWICE. 242 00:09:36,888 --> 00:09:40,792 SOLD AT $200 RIGHT THERE. SOLD, SOLD, SOLD. 243 00:09:40,826 --> 00:09:42,861 - WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD BE IN THAT BOX? 244 00:09:42,894 --> 00:09:44,062 MAYBE THERE COULD BE COWBOY ANTIQUES 245 00:09:44,096 --> 00:09:46,064 IN THIS UNIT AFTER ALL. 246 00:09:46,098 --> 00:09:48,200 - YOU ONLY WANTED IT IF IT WAS CHEAP, HUH? 247 00:09:48,233 --> 00:09:49,501 - THAT'S RIGHT. 248 00:09:49,534 --> 00:09:51,236 WELL, WE DIDN'T DO ANY GOOD HERE IN MESQUITE, 249 00:09:51,269 --> 00:09:54,473 BUT WE'LL BE BACK AS SURE AS BARN BEES IN THE SUMMER. 250 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:57,175 - OKAY... 251 00:09:57,209 --> 00:09:59,311 - THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S TRUE. 252 00:09:59,344 --> 00:10:01,713 BARN BEES ARE BAD IN THE SUMMER. 253 00:10:01,747 --> 00:10:04,149 YOU GOTTA GET YOU A TENNIS RACKET OUT THERE. 254 00:10:04,182 --> 00:10:07,653 - I PAID 200 FOR THIS UNIT. THERE'S A ROCKING CHAIR, 255 00:10:07,686 --> 00:10:08,820 CUTE PLANT STUFF. 256 00:10:08,854 --> 00:10:10,422 I'M EXCITED TO START DIGGING. 257 00:10:10,455 --> 00:10:14,092 - OKAY, HERE WE GO. THIS IS A PLANT STAND. 258 00:10:14,126 --> 00:10:16,662 METAL, ALREADY PAINTED A CUTE COLOR. 259 00:10:16,695 --> 00:10:19,031 ADORABLE LITTLE HEART ACCENT RIGHT HERE. 260 00:10:19,064 --> 00:10:21,366 THIS IS A $30 PATIO ITEM. 261 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:25,303 TOTALLY A CUTE LITTLE CORNER SHELF 262 00:10:25,337 --> 00:10:26,438 YOU CAN PUT YOUR PLANTS ON. 263 00:10:26,471 --> 00:10:29,041 ANOTHER $30 RIGHT THERE. 264 00:10:29,074 --> 00:10:33,178 OKAY, THIS CHAIR IS A GREAT OUTDOOR CHAIR. 265 00:10:33,211 --> 00:10:35,247 LOOKS LIKE IT'S IN PRETTY GOOD CONDITION. 266 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,149 MIGHT NEED TO TIGHTEN THE SCREWS A LITTLE, 267 00:10:37,182 --> 00:10:38,817 BUT IT'S FANTASTIC. 268 00:10:38,850 --> 00:10:41,319 THIS CAN BE A $100 CHAIR. 269 00:10:41,353 --> 00:10:45,791 OKAY, CUTE ON THE PATIO. I MIGHT PAINT IT. 270 00:10:45,824 --> 00:10:48,894 IT'S ALREADY KIND OF AGED AND CUTE AND RUSTIC. 271 00:10:48,927 --> 00:10:51,730 PUT PLANTS ON IT-- $150. 272 00:10:51,763 --> 00:10:53,932 THIS IS WHAT MY CUSTOMERS WANTED 273 00:10:53,965 --> 00:10:56,101 WHEN THEY SAID OUTDOOR STUFF. 274 00:10:56,134 --> 00:11:00,906 OKAY, WHAT...IS...THIS? 275 00:11:00,939 --> 00:11:05,677 SERIOUSLY? 276 00:11:05,711 --> 00:11:08,680 "SMOKEE." 277 00:11:08,714 --> 00:11:10,882 IS IT, LIKE, A GRILL? 278 00:11:10,916 --> 00:11:13,585 HE SEEMS LIKE MAYBE HE COULD BE EXPENSIVE 279 00:11:13,618 --> 00:11:15,754 BECAUSE HE'S VERY UNIQUE. 280 00:11:15,787 --> 00:11:18,657 HE'S DEFINITELY CUTE, AND DEFINITELY PATIO. 281 00:11:18,690 --> 00:11:21,927 I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET MY FRIEND SMOKEE HERE CHECKED OUT. 282 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,495 [thunder rumbles] 283 00:11:23,528 --> 00:11:26,031 WHAT IS GOING ON? 284 00:11:26,064 --> 00:11:29,935 IT'S LIKE THE OMINOUS CLOUD ON ITS WAY OVER HERE. 285 00:11:29,968 --> 00:11:31,336 I NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF MESQUITE 286 00:11:31,369 --> 00:11:32,871 BECAUSE THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING, 287 00:11:32,904 --> 00:11:34,239 THERE'S GONNA BE A GIANT EARTHQUAKE, 288 00:11:34,272 --> 00:11:37,175 AND THE UNIT WILL PROBABLY COLLAPSE ALL OVER MY HEAD... 289 00:11:37,209 --> 00:11:38,877 [thunder] AND I'LL DIE. 290 00:11:38,910 --> 00:11:42,347 [thunderclap] 291 00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:43,915 - WHOO! 292 00:11:43,949 --> 00:11:46,184 I'M HOPING THIS UNIT HAS SOME OLD COWBOY ANTIQUES 293 00:11:46,218 --> 00:11:47,719 OR SOME OLD RODEO ANTIQUES. 294 00:11:47,753 --> 00:11:48,854 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 295 00:11:48,887 --> 00:11:51,256 WELL, WHAT COULD BE IN THIS TOOLBOX? 296 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:56,628 HMM. HAS A PRETTY DISTINCT AROMA THERE, 297 00:11:56,661 --> 00:11:59,264 AND THERE ARE SOME TOOLS HERE. 298 00:11:59,297 --> 00:12:01,867 I THINK THESE ARE HORSESHOEING TOOLS. 299 00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:03,435 HORSE STUFF IS A GOOD SIGN. 300 00:12:03,468 --> 00:12:04,770 I MEAN, EVERYBODY KNOWS 301 00:12:04,803 --> 00:12:07,606 IF YOU HAVE A HORSE, THAT MEANS YOU'RE A COWBOY. 302 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,841 THIS IS A TRAINER'S WHIP. 303 00:12:09,875 --> 00:12:11,376 [whip cracks] WHA! 304 00:12:11,409 --> 00:12:14,379 UP, BUBBA. BID ON THAT LOCKER! 305 00:12:14,412 --> 00:12:16,481 I THINK MAYBE FOR THE WHOLE PACKAGE HERE, 306 00:12:16,515 --> 00:12:19,584 ALL THE HORSE TACK STUFF, 100 BUS FOR ERYTHING. 307 00:12:19,618 --> 00:12:21,653 YEAH, YOU KNOW, THIS IS COWBOY SFF, 308 00:12:21,686 --> 00:12:24,389 BUT THIS ISN'T REALLY THE ANTIQUE LOCKER I'M LOOKING FOR. 309 00:12:27,192 --> 00:12:29,361 JUST SOME BAGS AND CRAFT STUFF. 310 00:12:29,394 --> 00:12:31,396 [sighs] 311 00:12:31,429 --> 00:12:34,099 IT'S NOT GETTING ME BACK ON TRACK. 312 00:12:34,132 --> 00:12:36,701 OOOOOH... 313 00:12:41,473 --> 00:12:42,507 - OOOOOH... 314 00:12:42,541 --> 00:12:43,909 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 315 00:12:43,942 --> 00:12:45,811 [chuckles] 316 00:12:45,844 --> 00:12:47,679 EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT MY TYPE OF LOCKER, 317 00:12:47,712 --> 00:12:49,347 IT'S MY TYPE OF LOCKER. 318 00:12:49,381 --> 00:12:54,519 THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF ITEM I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. 319 00:12:54,553 --> 00:12:56,521 THIS IS A BIG TIME PEELER FOR SOMETHING. 320 00:12:56,555 --> 00:12:59,257 I'M KIND OF GUESSING THAT IT'S AN APPLE CORER. 321 00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:00,759 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY ONE OF THESE 322 00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:02,327 THIS HEAVY DUTY LIKE THIS. 323 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:06,531 IT'S MADE OUT OF CAST IRON, AND IT IS OLD. 324 00:13:06,565 --> 00:13:08,967 WOW. THAT CAST IRON GEAR TELLS ME 325 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,869 THAT THIS IS ANTIQUE. 326 00:13:10,902 --> 00:13:12,404 I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT. 327 00:13:21,813 --> 00:13:23,748 - I'VE BEEN WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK 328 00:13:23,782 --> 00:13:25,417 ON THIS FREAKIN' POOL TABLE. 329 00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:29,554 BUT I THINK THAT MY PLAN JUST MIGHT WORK OUT. 330 00:13:34,993 --> 00:13:37,162 [laughter] - HOLE IN ONE. 331 00:13:37,195 --> 00:13:39,264 - HEY, GUYS! - WE'RE HERE. 332 00:13:39,297 --> 00:13:42,033 - COME ON IN. 333 00:13:42,067 --> 00:13:44,102 - WHAT'S UP, BRIAN? - HEY, CONNER. 334 00:13:44,135 --> 00:13:45,503 WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? - HOW'S IT GOING, MAN? 335 00:13:45,537 --> 00:13:47,873 - MY BROTHER BLOM SAID HIS FRATERNITY FRIENDS 336 00:13:47,906 --> 00:13:49,274 ARE UPDATING THEIR GAME ROOM. 337 00:13:49,307 --> 00:13:50,876 I THINK THEY NEED A NEW POOL TABLE. 338 00:13:50,909 --> 00:13:53,211 - ALL RIGHT. 339 00:13:53,245 --> 00:13:55,013 ALL RIGHT. 340 00:13:55,046 --> 00:13:56,281 - BLOM... [chuckles] 341 00:13:56,314 --> 00:13:59,451 IS BRUTALLY HONEST. 342 00:13:59,484 --> 00:14:02,454 LOOKS COOL, RIGHT? - NO. NO. 343 00:14:02,487 --> 00:14:03,955 I'M NOT GONNA LIE. 344 00:14:03,989 --> 00:14:07,659 - SO I'M HOPING THAT HIS FRIENDS WILL BE A LITTLE BIT NICER. 345 00:14:07,692 --> 00:14:09,294 ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS READY TO SEE IT? 346 00:14:09,327 --> 00:14:12,063 - I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME. LET'S TAKE IT OFF. 347 00:14:12,097 --> 00:14:14,432 - TA-DA! 348 00:14:16,401 --> 00:14:18,570 - THAT IS BADASS. 349 00:14:18,603 --> 00:14:20,906 I HAVE NEVER SEEN A POOL TABLE LIKE THIS. 350 00:14:20,939 --> 00:14:22,707 - I FIGURED YOU GUYS WOULD BE INTERESTED 351 00:14:22,741 --> 00:14:23,909 IN SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 352 00:14:23,942 --> 00:14:25,143 - HEY, YOU GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT. 353 00:14:25,176 --> 00:14:26,645 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 354 00:14:29,714 --> 00:14:32,517 - NO ONE ON THE BLOCK'S GOT THIS, I CAN TELL YOU THAT. 355 00:14:32,550 --> 00:14:33,718 - IT DIDN'T COME LIKE THIS, DID IT? 356 00:14:33,752 --> 00:14:35,754 - NO, IT DID NOT COME LIKE THIS. 357 00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:38,356 WHEN WE FOUND IT, IT WAS IN TERRIBLE CONDITION. 358 00:14:38,390 --> 00:14:40,892 SO YEAH, I BASICALLY GUTTED IT. 359 00:14:40,926 --> 00:14:42,494 - IS THIS GLASS? - IT'S ACRYLIC. 360 00:14:42,527 --> 00:14:43,528 - 3/4 INCH. 361 00:14:43,561 --> 00:14:44,963 - THIS WOULD MAKE THE HOUSE. 362 00:14:44,996 --> 00:14:46,831 HOW MUCH ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL IT FOR? 363 00:14:46,865 --> 00:14:49,935 - WELL, BECAUSE IT'S CUSTOM MADE, 364 00:14:49,968 --> 00:14:51,703 IT'S ONE OF A KIND, 365 00:14:51,736 --> 00:14:53,872 I THINK A FAIR PRICE IS 2,000. 366 00:14:53,905 --> 00:14:57,709 - 2,000, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 367 00:14:57,742 --> 00:14:59,077 - I'M THINKING $1,500. 368 00:14:59,110 --> 00:15:00,845 - NO. - THAT SEEMS FAIR. 369 00:15:00,879 --> 00:15:03,081 YOU CAN GET A REALLY NICE NEW POOL TABLE FOR 1,500. 370 00:15:03,114 --> 00:15:05,283 - YOU CAN'T GET ONE LIKE THIS. THIS IS ONE OF A KIND. 371 00:15:05,317 --> 00:15:07,352 - SOCIAL CHAIR, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 372 00:15:07,385 --> 00:15:09,087 - I'M THINKING ABOUT 1,850. 373 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,656 - MOTION TO PAY 1,850 FOR A REVOLVER POOL TABLE. 374 00:15:11,690 --> 00:15:15,727 ALL IN FAVOR? 375 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:18,296 all: AYE. 376 00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:19,931 - LOOKS LIKE WE JUST GOT A POOL TABLE. 377 00:15:19,965 --> 00:15:21,633 - ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET IT INSIDE. 378 00:15:21,666 --> 00:15:23,902 - I'M SO EXCITED. 379 00:15:23,935 --> 00:15:26,604 MY CREATIVE PROJECT RACKED UP A NICE PROFIT. 380 00:15:26,638 --> 00:15:31,042 - 1,500, 1,600, 1,700, 1,800... 1,850. 381 00:15:31,076 --> 00:15:32,344 DOUBLE OR NOTHING FOR A GAME OF POOL? 382 00:15:32,377 --> 00:15:35,180 - NO, I'M WALKING. [laughter] 383 00:15:35,213 --> 00:15:36,448 I GOTTA HAND IT TO MARY, 384 00:15:36,481 --> 00:15:38,216 EVEN THOUGH SHE GOT OVER-EXCITED, 385 00:15:38,249 --> 00:15:39,551 SHE WAS BIDDING SMART. 386 00:15:39,584 --> 00:15:42,020 THIS TURNED OUT TO BE A GREAT SALE. 387 00:15:42,053 --> 00:15:44,689 - SEE, MOE, I TOLD YOU, FRAT GUYS. 388 00:15:44,723 --> 00:15:46,524 - I KNOW. - THE WAY TO GO! 389 00:15:46,558 --> 00:15:47,859 [laughter] 390 00:15:52,831 --> 00:15:54,833 - I'M TAKING MY FRIEND SMOKEE THE BEAR TO 391 00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:57,335 ♪ JACKSON'S HOME AND GARDEN ♪ 392 00:15:57,369 --> 00:15:58,770 THAT'S WHAT THE COMMERCIAL SAYS. 393 00:15:58,803 --> 00:16:02,307 THEY CAN TELL ME HOW SMOKEE WORKS AND WHAT HE'S WORTH. 394 00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:04,809 HI. THIS IS MY FRIEND SMOKEE HERE. 395 00:16:04,843 --> 00:16:06,111 - MM-HMM. 396 00:16:06,144 --> 00:16:09,214 - AND I WANTED TO SEE WHAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT HIM. 397 00:16:09,247 --> 00:16:11,783 - IT LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY BIG CHIMINEA. 398 00:16:11,816 --> 00:16:14,519 - SO IT'S A CHIMINEA? - MM-HMM. 399 00:16:14,552 --> 00:16:17,655 - SO WHY DOES HE HAVE THE STUFF IN HERE FOR COOKING THEN? 400 00:16:17,689 --> 00:16:19,958 - YOU CAN ACTUALLY COOK ON IT. 401 00:16:19,991 --> 00:16:22,327 WHAT YOU DO IS YOU WANT TO JUST THROW A COUPLE OF LOGS ON THERE. 402 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:25,530 AND YOU CAN PUT YOUR WOOD HERE, AND THEN YOUR GRATE HERE, 403 00:16:25,563 --> 00:16:26,931 AND THEN YOU'RE READY TO COOK. 404 00:16:26,965 --> 00:16:29,167 SOME CHIMINEAS, YOU JUST PUT THE SAND IN THE BOTTOM... 405 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,368 - UH-HUH. - TO KEEP THE HEAT 406 00:16:30,402 --> 00:16:31,736 AND THROW THE WOOD-- - LIKE THESE. 407 00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:34,339 - YEAH, LIKE THESE HERE. - THAT'S JUST FOR AROMA. 408 00:16:34,372 --> 00:16:36,841 - YES. YOU WOULDN'T COOK OUT OF THESE. 409 00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:38,343 - SO HOW HOT DO YOU THINK HE WILL GET 410 00:16:38,376 --> 00:16:39,344 WHILE THAT'S HAPPENING? 411 00:16:39,377 --> 00:16:40,912 - 600 OR 700 DEGREES. 412 00:16:40,945 --> 00:16:41,946 - OH, REALLY? - MM-HM. 413 00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:43,181 SO WHILE YOU'RE COOKING, 414 00:16:43,214 --> 00:16:45,617 YOU DON'T WANT TO TOUCH, OR ANY KIDS AROUND 415 00:16:45,650 --> 00:16:47,018 OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT 'CAUSE, UH... 416 00:16:47,052 --> 00:16:48,620 - YOU JUST CAN'T EVEN GO LIKE THAT. 417 00:16:48,653 --> 00:16:53,358 - OKAY, SO I WAS ALSO WONDERING, DOWN HERE-- 418 00:16:53,391 --> 00:16:55,460 WHAT IS THIS PART FOR? 419 00:16:55,493 --> 00:16:57,996 - WHAT IT'S USED FOR IS TO CLEAN IT 420 00:16:58,029 --> 00:17:00,732 FROM GETTING ALL THE ASHES WHENEVER IT BURNS. 421 00:17:00,765 --> 00:17:03,535 YOU WANT TO JUST OPEN THIS UP AND GET THIS TOOL IN HERE 422 00:17:03,568 --> 00:17:06,071 AND SCRAPE SOME OF THE ASHES OUT LIKE THAT. 423 00:17:06,104 --> 00:17:09,007 - AND YOU SAID THIS WAS A UNIQUE PART OF SMOKEE? 424 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,342 - THIS WILL ALLOW THE AIR TO SUCK THROUGH THE BOTTOM 425 00:17:11,376 --> 00:17:13,378 AND GET THE FIRE GOING REALLY HOT. 426 00:17:13,411 --> 00:17:14,946 - SO YOU THINK IF YOU GO IN THERE, 427 00:17:14,979 --> 00:17:17,582 YOU CAN TELL IF SMOKEE'S A BOY OR A GIRL? 428 00:17:17,615 --> 00:17:20,051 - UH... [chuckles] 429 00:17:20,085 --> 00:17:22,320 IT LOOKS LIKE A BOY TO ME. - YOU THINK HE'S A BOY? 430 00:17:22,353 --> 00:17:25,423 I WAS THINKING HE WAS A BOY TOO. - YEAH. 431 00:17:25,457 --> 00:17:30,028 - YEAH, SEE, YOU ARE JUST A UNIQUE LITTLE CHARACTER HERE. 432 00:17:30,061 --> 00:17:34,732 OKAY, SO WHAT I REALLY NEED TO KNOW IS 433 00:17:34,766 --> 00:17:37,502 WHAT DO YOU THINK MY BUDDY HERE IS WORTH? 434 00:17:37,535 --> 00:17:40,505 - WELL, WITH THE FACT THIS BEING A CHIMINEA 435 00:17:40,538 --> 00:17:41,606 AND A GRILL, 436 00:17:41,639 --> 00:17:44,576 I WOULD SAY... 437 00:17:44,609 --> 00:17:46,144 IT'S ABOUT $1,000. 438 00:17:46,177 --> 00:17:48,279 - $1,000? 439 00:17:48,313 --> 00:17:49,547 - MM-HMM - [laughs] 440 00:17:49,581 --> 00:17:51,683 - WAY TO GO, SMOKEE! 441 00:17:51,716 --> 00:17:54,252 ♪ I HIT THE MONEY, HONEY ♪ 442 00:17:54,285 --> 00:17:58,823 ♪ AT JACKSON'S HOME AND GARDEN ♪ 443 00:17:58,857 --> 00:18:01,726 I REALLY THINK I DID SOME DAMAGE TO MY HEAD. 444 00:18:01,759 --> 00:18:03,261 I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO SEE A DOCTOR. 445 00:18:03,294 --> 00:18:05,797 OH, SMOKEE SAYS TO TELL YOU THANK YOU. 446 00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:07,098 - YOU'RE WELCOME, SMOKEE. 447 00:18:07,132 --> 00:18:09,000 - HE'S BEING SHY. 448 00:18:12,070 --> 00:18:14,472 - I'M AT ARBUCKLE MOUNTAIN FRIED PIES 449 00:18:14,506 --> 00:18:16,441 TO GET THIS APPLE CORER CHECKED OUT. 450 00:18:16,474 --> 00:18:19,611 I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT HOW MUCH THIS APPLE CORER IS WORTH. 451 00:18:19,644 --> 00:18:21,312 I'VE GOT A HOT DATE WITH THE QUEEN OF FRIED PIES HERSELF, 452 00:18:21,346 --> 00:18:23,882 NANCY. 453 00:18:23,915 --> 00:18:25,650 MY FRIEND TOLD ME IF ANYBODY KNOWS ABOUT IT, 454 00:18:25,683 --> 00:18:27,318 IT WOULD BE YOU. - YES. 455 00:18:27,352 --> 00:18:29,787 - HOPEFULLY GRANNY CAN TELL ME IF THIS ANTIQUE MACHINE 456 00:18:29,821 --> 00:18:32,557 IS A GOLDEN APPLE OR ROTTEN TO THE CORE. 457 00:18:32,590 --> 00:18:34,526 - THIS IS REALLY A BEAUTIFUL PIECE. 458 00:18:34,559 --> 00:18:36,060 IT REALLY, REALLY IS. 459 00:18:36,094 --> 00:18:37,862 REALLY A BEAUTIFUL PIECE. - I THOUGHT IT LOOKED NICE. 460 00:18:37,896 --> 00:18:40,732 - THIS WAS MADE IN THE 1880s. - OKAY. 461 00:18:40,765 --> 00:18:42,066 - ALL CAST IRON. - YES. 462 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,535 - TURN THE HANDLE FOR US THERE. 463 00:18:43,568 --> 00:18:45,637 YOU'VE GOT ALL CAST IRON GEARS. 464 00:18:45,670 --> 00:18:47,172 AND YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DOES? 465 00:18:47,205 --> 00:18:49,674 YOU COULD PUT AN APPLE IN THERE, 466 00:18:49,707 --> 00:18:53,344 AND IT WILL TAKE THE CORE JUST SLICK OUT OF THERE. 467 00:18:53,378 --> 00:18:56,748 THIS IS A PROTRUDER THAT COMES THROUGH. 468 00:18:56,781 --> 00:18:59,484 WE WOULD TAKE AN APPLE AND PLACE IT, 469 00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:01,886 AND THIS IS GONNA DRILL OUT THE CORE. 470 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,721 AND AT THE SAME TIME, THERE WOULD BE 471 00:19:03,755 --> 00:19:05,223 A PEELER COMING AROUND. 472 00:19:05,256 --> 00:19:08,193 SEE, IT'S JUST A WORK OF ART LIKE THAT. 473 00:19:08,226 --> 00:19:10,094 I KNOW MY GRANDMOTHER HAD ONE. 474 00:19:10,128 --> 00:19:13,131 MY GRANDMOTHER MADE FRIED APPLE PIES 475 00:19:13,164 --> 00:19:14,966 IN THE LATE 1800s. 476 00:19:14,999 --> 00:19:16,668 - SO I GUESS THE APPLE REALLY DIDN'T FALL FAR 477 00:19:16,701 --> 00:19:17,735 FROM THE TREE, DID IT. - RIGHT. 478 00:19:17,769 --> 00:19:19,337 OR FAR FROM THE MOUNTAINS, 479 00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:21,573 HERE IN THE ARBUCKLE MOUNTAINS. 480 00:19:21,606 --> 00:19:23,708 - NOW, NANCY, DO YOU USE SOMETHING LIKE THIS HERE? 481 00:19:23,741 --> 00:19:25,777 - OF COURSE NOT. 482 00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:27,378 UH... 483 00:19:27,412 --> 00:19:28,780 - WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S WORTH? 484 00:19:28,813 --> 00:19:30,181 - MMM... 485 00:19:30,215 --> 00:19:35,153 DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT YOU. 486 00:19:35,186 --> 00:19:37,155 650. - WOW. 487 00:19:37,188 --> 00:19:39,557 YOU KNOW, I ONLY PAID $200 FOR THE LOCKER. 488 00:19:39,591 --> 00:19:41,059 WOW. [clicks tongue] 489 00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,427 THAT'S VERY GOOD. 490 00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:44,128 - I THINK MAYBE DOWN IN TYLER 491 00:19:44,162 --> 00:19:46,231 I'M GONNA OPEN UP MY OWN PIE SHOP. 492 00:19:46,264 --> 00:19:47,832 HOW ABOUT GIVING ME THAT RECIPE? 493 00:19:47,865 --> 00:19:49,634 [needle scratches record] - IF I GAVE YOU THE RECIPE, 494 00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:52,270 I'D HAVE TO KILL YOU. [gunshot] 495 00:19:52,303 --> 00:19:55,373 - I BETTER GET OUT OF HERE NOW WHILE THE GETTING'S GOOD. 496 00:19:55,406 --> 00:19:57,408 NOT ONLY AM I WALKING OUT OF HERE ALIVE, 497 00:19:57,442 --> 00:20:00,378 BUT I HAVE A GREAT ANTIQUE FOR MY STORE. 498 00:20:00,411 --> 00:20:02,046 - HE DIDN'T SHAKE HANDS. 499 00:20:05,850 --> 00:20:09,053 - THE CHAMPS IN MESQUITE WERE MARY AND MOE, 500 00:20:09,087 --> 00:20:14,125 WHO CUED UP A PROFIT OF $1,800 WITH THEIR CUSTOM POOL TABLE. 501 00:20:14,158 --> 00:20:16,794 JENNY GRUMBLES SHOOK OFF A BUMPY START 502 00:20:16,828 --> 00:20:20,632 TO FINISH $1,110 AHEAD. 503 00:20:20,665 --> 00:20:23,468 VICTOR RJESNJANSKY'S ANTIQUE APPLE CORER 504 00:20:23,501 --> 00:20:26,604 HARVESTED A $550 PROFIT, 505 00:20:26,638 --> 00:20:30,108 WHILE RICKY AND BUBBA FOUND NO MYSTIQUE IN MESQUITE, 506 00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:32,710 AND LEFT EMPTY-HANDED. 507 00:20:32,744 --> 00:20:34,579 - CAN WE RACK A SET OF BALLS? 508 00:20:34,612 --> 00:20:36,547 - LET'S DO IT. 509 00:20:36,581 --> 00:20:40,251 - YOU READY? - YEAH. 510 00:20:40,285 --> 00:20:42,687 YEAH. 511 00:20:50,662 --> 00:20:51,763 - UM... 512 00:20:51,796 --> 00:20:53,531 - THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 513 00:20:53,564 --> 00:20:55,199 - THIS IS GONNA BE A PRETTY GOOD BEER-PONG TABLE.