- WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS,
THE TREASURES WITHIN...
- THAT'S THE PRIZE.
- $700... - ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION.
- YEAH. - YEAH.
- RIGHT HERE. - YEAH.
- COMING UP...
- COME ON, JENNY, THIS IS NO WAY A LOCKER FOR YOU.
- WHY ARE YOU ON TOP OF ME?
IF VICTOR BIDS, I'LL RUN HIM UP.
- $150...$175... - RIGHT HERE.
- YEAH.
- WHAT COULD BE IN THIS TOOLBOX?
HAS A PRETTY DISTINCT AROMA THERE.
I BETTER GET OUT OF HERE NOW WHILE THE GETTING'S GOOD.
- THE COPS ARE HERE FOR YOU.
- TODAY I'M GONNA BUY SOMETHING THAT I CAN GET CREATIVE WITH.
- I THOUGHT OUR GOAL WAS TO MAKE MONEY.
- THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
- LET'S TAKE IT OFF.
- UM, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
[bluesy rock music]
- YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
- BREAK OUT ANOTHER $1,000.
- I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
- I SEE TREASURES.
- IT'S FABULOUS.
group: WHOA!
- YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND.
- READY TO GO? - YEAH!
- ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ - HEY.
- ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ - RIGHT HERE.
- IT'S SOLD!
- TODAY'S AUCTION IS IN THE WILD, WILD WEST,
IN A TOWN BY THE NAME MESQUITE.
AIN'T MUCH HAS CHANGED HERE
SINCE THE DAYS OF OUTLAWS AND COWBOYS.
[laughs]
I'M JUST KIDDING!
- SO MESQUITE IS A LITTLE BIT MORE COUNTRY
THAN WHERE MY STORE IS FROM.
ALTHOUGH MY CUSTOMERS ARE KIND OF POSH,
THEY LOVE THIS COUNTRY LOOK,
ESPECIALLY FOR THEIR PATIOS.
LATELY, MY CLIENTS HAVE BEEN BEGGING ME FOR PATIO STUFF,
SO I AM ON THE HUNT FOR CUTE OUTDOOR FURNITURE.
- WELL, I'M PUMPED!
- OY, OY, OY. - THIS IS THE DAY.
- ROLL IT BACK A LITTLE. - [laughs]
- SOMEONE SEDATE THIS LITTLE LADY.
WHEN SHE GETS TOO EXCITED, EVERYONE AT THE AUCTION
KNOWS HER NEXT MOVE.
- I'M JUST EXCITED BECAUSE I HAVE A GOOD FEELING.
TODAY, I'M GONNA BUY SOMETHING DIFFERENT
THAN THE USUAL FURNITURE.
SOMETHING UNIQUE.
SOMETHING THAT I CAN GET CREATIVE WITH.
FOCUS. - FOCUS.
- GAME FACE.
- GOOD MORNING. - WHAT'S UP, KID?
- THE COPS ARE HERE FOR YOU.
- DON'T TELL 'EM. SHH. DON'T GIVE 'EM MY NAME.
I'LL BE JOSE TODAY. - YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A JOSE.
- DO I LOOK LIKE A JOS-B?
MESQUITE IS COWBOY CENTRAL.
TODAY I'M LOOKING FOR COUNTRY-STYLE ANTIQUES.
- THIS IS COWBOY CAPITAL.
- DEFINITELY A COWBOY UNIT IS WHAT WE NEED.
THIS HERE IS GREEN PASTURES.
WE'RE LOOKING FOR COWBOY STUFF, RANCHER STUFF.
I MEAN SADDLES, ROPE-- ALL KINDS OF TACK.
WE CAN SELL THAT TILL THE COWS COME HOME.
LITERALLY TILL THE COW WALKS RIGHT THROUGH OUR FRONT DOOR.
A LITTLE CLOUDY. - MIGHT GET A LITTLE RAIN.
- THAT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,
NEVER TURN DOWN RAIN AND BABY LAMBS.
- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS.
- HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE,
NO KICKING THE BOXES.
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
HAMMER UP, LET'S GO!
- LET'S GO!
- OH, WATCH OUT. [group groans]
JENNY, ARE YOU OKAY? - YEAH.
- YOU'RE NOT BLEEDING. YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
- UGH. I REALLY HOPE THIS ISN'T A BAD OMEN.
- I LIKE THE PLANT RACK BACK THERE.
THEY ALWAYS SELL PRETTY GOOD, AND THOSE CORNER RACKS SELL
PRETTY GOOD.
- NOT REALLY.
I DON'T SEE ANY POTENTIAL PROJECTS IN HERE WHATSOEVER.
I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING THAT JUST CAPTURES MY ATTENTION.
- THERE'S A METAL BAKER'S RACK
THAT WOULD BE REALLY CUTE OUTDOORS.
A LITTLE OUTDOOR PLANT STAND.
THIS IS PERFECT PATIO STUFF. DONE AND DONE.
- I'M NOT SEEING ANYTHING THAT I RECOGNIZE, YOU KNOW?
THAT I'M LOOKING FOR?
THIS IS ABOUT AS WESTERN AS NEW YORK CITY.
- ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
WHAT I'M GONNA GET NOW? 50--BIDDING 50 NOW.
75...75... - RIGHT HERE.
NOW 100. 100. 125. - RIGHT HERE.
- 150. 150 NOW. 175 TO YOU. - YEAH.
- RIGHT HERE. - NOW 200. 200 THERE.
NOW 225. 225. 225 GOING ONCE, 225 TWICE.
I SOLD IT, $200, RIGHT HERE ON THE FRONT.
- WELL, I PAID MORE THAN I NEEDED TO.
THANKS, VIC.
BUT WITH THE PLANT RACKS AND THE ROCKING CHAIR,
I BET THE REST OF IT IS FULL OF CUTE PATIO STUFF.
- OH!
- THAT'S A NICE DRESSER MIRROR.
- IT'S A PRETTY NICE LITTLE BEDROOM SET.
- BOW FRONT. ALL WOOD DRAWERS.
- IT'S DECENT-LOOKING FURNITURE,
BUT THEY'RE JUST THROWING IT IN HERE.
- OBVIOUSLY, THEY WERE JUST TRYING
TO LEAVE TOWN OR SOMETHING, GET THE HELL OUT.
- WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE--
I DON'T KNOW IF THEY CAUGHT THIS,
BUT MIZERAK, IT'A GOOD POOL TABLE NAME.
YEAH, IT'S A GOOD BRAND,
BUT IF THE POOL TABLETOP IS WOOD,
IT'S PROBABLY WARPED AND TRASHED.
IF ONE OF MY COMPETITION'S BIDDING,
I BETCHA I COULD RACK 'EM UP A COUPLE MORE DOLLARS.
- THIS IS A FANTASTIC UNIT.
THERE'S, LIKE, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX DRESSERS.
TWO OF 'EM ARE ALREADY PAINTED.
ONE OF 'EM IS A FRENCH PROVINCIAL LINGERIE CHEST,
WHICH IS A HOT ITEM IN MY STORE.
SCREW THE VALUE OF FURNITURE RIGHT NOW,
THIS IS AN AMAZING DRESSER LOCKER.
- THOSE DRESSERS, THE END TABLES.
I COULD SELL THOSE, LIKE, A SNAP IN MY SHOW.
- SO YOU THINK YOU CAN TURN SOMETHING OUT OF THIS...
PILE OF WONDER TOYS?
- TODAY THE ELECTRICITY IS FLOWING THROUGH MY VEINS.
BETTER WATCH OUT. PSHEW!
- ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
A POOL TABLE UNIT HERE. - 100.
100. NOW 200. 200 THERE. NOW 300.
300. I HAVE 300 THERE. NOW 400.
- RIGHT HERE. - 400. NOW 500.
500 THERE. NOW 600. 600. 700. GET 700.
- PSHEW! PSHEW!
- 700. NOW 800. NOW 900. - 900.
- 900. 1,000.
- RIGHT HERE. - 1,000. 1,100.
- 1,050. - 1,050.
WISH I'D THOUGH OF THAT. NOW 1,100.
NOW 1,100 GOING ONCE, 1,100 GOING TWICE.
AND I SOLD, SOLD, SOLD IT. 1,050 RIGHT HERE.
- WE GOTTA GO SCOPE OUT THESE TREASURES PRONTO.
WHOA, I'M PUMPED!
I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THOSE DRESSERS,
AND ESPECIALLY THAT POOL TABLE.
DOLLAR SIGNS!
- MARY...WHAT-- - PUMPED.
- WOW.
- PLETHORA OF GOODNESS.
- "PLETHORA OF GOODNESS"? - [laughs]
OKAY, THE SHAPE IS NICE. GET RID OF THAT HARDWARE,
PAINT IT-- EACH OF THOSE $175.
200 BUCKS FOR THE REGENCY PIECE.
FOR THAT THING, 150 BUCKS.
OKAY, FOR THIS THING, 200 BUCKS, I THINK.
THE MIRRORS, WE'LL SAY 100 BUCKS FOR BOTH OF THOSE.
- OKAY.
- SO THAT'S WHAT, AROUND 1,050?
SO AT LEAST WE BROKE EVEN.
- WHA--
- RIGHT?
- I'M A MERCHANT. - [laughs]
- I THOUGHT OUR GOAL WAS TO MAKE MONEY,
NOT BREAK EVEN.
THE SAVING GRACE IS THE POOL TABLE.
WE GOTTA KNOW WHETHER IT'S SLATE OR WOOD.
LET'S CLEAR THIS THING OFF.
OKAY, MARY, MOMENT OF TRUTH.
- OH, THIS IS GREAT.
LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL TURF. [chuckles]
- IF THAT TABLE HAS A SLATE TOP,
IT'S EASILY $600.
IF IT'S WOOD, MIGHT AS WELL BE A CASKET.
BURY ME NOW.
YOU READY?
THAT'S THE SOUND OF WOOD.
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WITH WOOD THIS SIZE?
IT WARPS.
THE MOST I COULD GET FOR THIS IS $100.
YOU GOT ANY PLANS?
- MOE, I'VE GOT SOMETHING UP MY SLEEVE.
I HAVE A CLIENTELE THAT MOE HASN'T EVEN THOUGHT OF.
ONE WORD: FRATERNITY BOYS.
- COME ON, JENNY, THIS IS NO WAY A LOCKER FOR YOU.
- IT'S VERY NICELY ORGANIZED. LOTS OF BINS.
- THERE'S A TOOLBOX, BUT, MAN,
WHO KNOWS IF IT'S FULL OR NOT.
- WHY ARE YOU ON TOP OF ME?
NO PATIO FURNITURE, BUT IF VICTOR BIDS,
I'LL RUN HIM UP.
PAYMENT FOR BEING THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON EARTH.
- THAT LOOKS LIKE BACKPACKING.
- I ALREADY HAVE A COOL POOL TABLE.
CAMPING GEAR... PBBBT.
- IT'S A CARRIAGE WHIP.
- HMM, MAYBE SO.
- I'M NOT THINKING TOOLS IN THAT BIG BOX
'CAUSE I SEE SPRING WATER-- - BUT LET ME TELL YOU,
WHEN YOU HAVE HORSES AND STUFF LIKE THAT...
- THAT'S WHERE YOU PUT IT, HUH?
- PUT YOUR--PUT YOUR TACK AND STUFF
IN SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
WHETHER IT'S IN THERE, I DON'T KNOW.
SINCE WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN THE BOX,
WE'LL ONLY GO ABOUT 100 ON THIS LOCKER.
A WHIP'S A GOOD SIGN. - YEAH.
- IF NOTHING ELSE, YOU CAN USE THAT
WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR GIRLS OUT.
- GOOD TIMES.
- WELL, WELL, WELL, THE COWBOYS HAVE TURNED MY ATTENTION
TO AN OLD CARRIAGE WHIP. I'M GONNA BID.
- ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I WANT TO GET 100. - 50.
- 50. NOW 75. - RIGHT HERE.
NOW 1--100 100 THERE. - YEAH.
[auctioneering]
- RIGHT HERE. - NOW 175.
CAN I GET 175? - YEAH.
- NOW 200... [auctioneering]
225 ONCE, 225 TWICE.
SOLD AT $200 RIGHT THERE. SOLD, SOLD, SOLD.
- WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD BE IN THAT BOX?
MAYBE THERE COULD BE COWBOY ANTIQUES
IN THIS UNIT AFTER ALL.
- YOU ONLY WANTED IT IF IT WAS CHEAP, HUH?
- THAT'S RIGHT.
WELL, WE DIDN'T DO ANY GOOD HERE IN MESQUITE,
BUT WE'LL BE BACK AS SURE AS BARN BEES IN THE SUMMER.
- OKAY...
- THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
BARN BEES ARE BAD IN THE SUMMER.
YOU GOTTA GET YOU A TENNIS RACKET OUT THERE.
- I PAID 200 FOR THIS UNIT. THERE'S A ROCKING CHAIR,
CUTE PLANT STUFF.
I'M EXCITED TO START DIGGING.
- OKAY, HERE WE GO. THIS IS A PLANT STAND.
METAL, ALREADY PAINTED A CUTE COLOR.
ADORABLE LITTLE HEART ACCENT RIGHT HERE.
THIS IS A $30 PATIO ITEM.
TOTALLY A CUTE LITTLE CORNER SHELF
YOU CAN PUT YOUR PLANTS ON.
ANOTHER $30 RIGHT THERE.
OKAY, THIS CHAIR IS A GREAT OUTDOOR CHAIR.
LOOKS LIKE IT'S IN PRETTY GOOD CONDITION.
MIGHT NEED TO TIGHTEN THE SCREWS A LITTLE,
BUT IT'S FANTASTIC.
THIS CAN BE A $100 CHAIR.
OKAY, CUTE ON THE PATIO. I MIGHT PAINT IT.
IT'S ALREADY KIND OF AGED AND CUTE AND RUSTIC.
PUT PLANTS ON IT-- $150.
THIS IS WHAT MY CUSTOMERS WANTED
WHEN THEY SAID OUTDOOR STUFF.
OKAY, WHAT...IS...THIS?
SERIOUSLY?
"SMOKEE."
IS IT, LIKE, A GRILL?
HE SEEMS LIKE MAYBE HE COULD BE EXPENSIVE
BECAUSE HE'S VERY UNIQUE.
HE'S DEFINITELY CUTE, AND DEFINITELY PATIO.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET MY FRIEND SMOKEE HERE CHECKED OUT.
[thunder rumbles]
WHAT IS GOING ON?
IT'S LIKE THE OMINOUS CLOUD ON ITS WAY OVER HERE.
I NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF MESQUITE
BECAUSE THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING,
THERE'S GONNA BE A GIANT EARTHQUAKE,
AND THE UNIT WILL PROBABLY COLLAPSE ALL OVER MY HEAD...
[thunder] AND I'LL DIE.
[thunderclap]
- WHOO!
I'M HOPING THIS UNIT HAS SOME OLD COWBOY ANTIQUES
OR SOME OLD RODEO ANTIQUES.
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
WELL, WHAT COULD BE IN THIS TOOLBOX?
HMM. HAS A PRETTY DISTINCT AROMA THERE,
AND THERE ARE SOME TOOLS HERE.
I THINK THESE ARE HORSESHOEING TOOLS.
HORSE STUFF IS A GOOD SIGN.
I MEAN, EVERYBODY KNOWS
IF YOU HAVE A HORSE, THAT MEANS YOU'RE A COWBOY.
THIS IS A TRAINER'S WHIP.
[whip cracks] WHA!
UP, BUBBA. BID ON THAT LOCKER!
I THINK MAYBE FOR THE WHOLE PACKAGE HERE,
ALL THE HORSE TACK STUFF, 100 BUS FOR ERYTHING.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, THIS IS COWBOY SFF,
BUT THIS ISN'T REALLY THE ANTIQUE LOCKER I'M LOOKING FOR.
JUST SOME BAGS AND CRAFT STUFF.
[sighs]
IT'S NOT GETTING ME BACK ON TRACK.
OOOOOH...
- OOOOOH...
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
[chuckles]
EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT MY TYPE OF LOCKER,
IT'S MY TYPE OF LOCKER.
THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF ITEM I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.
THIS IS A BIG TIME PEELER FOR SOMETHING.
I'M KIND OF GUESSING THAT IT'S AN APPLE CORER.
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY ONE OF THESE
THIS HEAVY DUTY LIKE THIS.
IT'S MADE OUT OF CAST IRON, AND IT IS OLD.
WOW. THAT CAST IRON GEAR TELLS ME
THAT THIS IS ANTIQUE.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT.
- I'VE BEEN WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK
ON THIS FREAKIN' POOL TABLE.
BUT I THINK THAT MY PLAN JUST MIGHT WORK OUT.
[laughter] - HOLE IN ONE.
- HEY, GUYS! - WE'RE HERE.
- COME ON IN.
- WHAT'S UP, BRIAN? - HEY, CONNER.
WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? - HOW'S IT GOING, MAN?
- MY BROTHER BLOM SAID HIS FRATERNITY FRIENDS
ARE UPDATING THEIR GAME ROOM.
I THINK THEY NEED A NEW POOL TABLE.
- ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
- BLOM... [chuckles]
IS BRUTALLY HONEST.
LOOKS COOL, RIGHT? - NO. NO.
I'M NOT GONNA LIE.
- SO I'M HOPING THAT HIS FRIENDS WILL BE A LITTLE BIT NICER.
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS READY TO SEE IT?
- I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME. LET'S TAKE IT OFF.
- TA-DA!
- THAT IS BADASS.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN A POOL TABLE LIKE THIS.
- I FIGURED YOU GUYS WOULD BE INTERESTED
IN SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
- HEY, YOU GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- NO ONE ON THE BLOCK'S GOT THIS, I CAN TELL YOU THAT.
- IT DIDN'T COME LIKE THIS, DID IT?
- NO, IT DID NOT COME LIKE THIS.
WHEN WE FOUND IT, IT WAS IN TERRIBLE CONDITION.
SO YEAH, I BASICALLY GUTTED IT.
- IS THIS GLASS? - IT'S ACRYLIC.
- 3/4 INCH.
- THIS WOULD MAKE THE HOUSE.
HOW MUCH ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL IT FOR?
- WELL, BECAUSE IT'S CUSTOM MADE,
IT'S ONE OF A KIND,
I THINK A FAIR PRICE IS 2,000.
- 2,000, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
- I'M THINKING $1,500.
- NO. - THAT SEEMS FAIR.
YOU CAN GET A REALLY NICE NEW POOL TABLE FOR 1,500.
- YOU CAN'T GET ONE LIKE THIS. THIS IS ONE OF A KIND.
- SOCIAL CHAIR, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
- I'M THINKING ABOUT 1,850.
- MOTION TO PAY 1,850 FOR A REVOLVER POOL TABLE.
ALL IN FAVOR?
all: AYE.
- LOOKS LIKE WE JUST GOT A POOL TABLE.
- ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET IT INSIDE.
- I'M SO EXCITED.
MY CREATIVE PROJECT RACKED UP A NICE PROFIT.
- 1,500, 1,600, 1,700, 1,800... 1,850.
DOUBLE OR NOTHING FOR A GAME OF POOL?
- NO, I'M WALKING. [laughter]
I GOTTA HAND IT TO MARY,
EVEN THOUGH SHE GOT OVER-EXCITED,
SHE WAS BIDDING SMART.
THIS TURNED OUT TO BE A GREAT SALE.
- SEE, MOE, I TOLD YOU, FRAT GUYS.
- I KNOW. - THE WAY TO GO!
[laughter]
- I'M TAKING MY FRIEND SMOKEE THE BEAR TO
♪ JACKSON'S HOME AND GARDEN ♪
THAT'S WHAT THE COMMERCIAL SAYS.
THEY CAN TELL ME HOW SMOKEE WORKS AND WHAT HE'S WORTH.
HI. THIS IS MY FRIEND SMOKEE HERE.
- MM-HMM.
- AND I WANTED TO SEE WHAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT HIM.
- IT LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY BIG CHIMINEA.
- SO IT'S A CHIMINEA? - MM-HMM.
- SO WHY DOES HE HAVE THE STUFF IN HERE FOR COOKING THEN?
- YOU CAN ACTUALLY COOK ON IT.
WHAT YOU DO IS YOU WANT TO JUST THROW A COUPLE OF LOGS ON THERE.
AND YOU CAN PUT YOUR WOOD HERE, AND THEN YOUR GRATE HERE,
AND THEN YOU'RE READY TO COOK.
SOME CHIMINEAS, YOU JUST PUT THE SAND IN THE BOTTOM...
- UH-HUH. - TO KEEP THE HEAT
AND THROW THE WOOD-- - LIKE THESE.
- YEAH, LIKE THESE HERE. - THAT'S JUST FOR AROMA.
- YES. YOU WOULDN'T COOK OUT OF THESE.
- SO HOW HOT DO YOU THINK HE WILL GET
WHILE THAT'S HAPPENING?
- 600 OR 700 DEGREES.
- OH, REALLY? - MM-HM.
SO WHILE YOU'RE COOKING,
YOU DON'T WANT TO TOUCH, OR ANY KIDS AROUND
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT 'CAUSE, UH...
- YOU JUST CAN'T EVEN GO LIKE THAT.
- OKAY, SO I WAS ALSO WONDERING, DOWN HERE--
WHAT IS THIS PART FOR?
- WHAT IT'S USED FOR IS TO CLEAN IT
FROM GETTING ALL THE ASHES WHENEVER IT BURNS.
YOU WANT TO JUST OPEN THIS UP AND GET THIS TOOL IN HERE
AND SCRAPE SOME OF THE ASHES OUT LIKE THAT.
- AND YOU SAID THIS WAS A UNIQUE PART OF SMOKEE?
- THIS WILL ALLOW THE AIR TO SUCK THROUGH THE BOTTOM
AND GET THE FIRE GOING REALLY HOT.
- SO YOU THINK IF YOU GO IN THERE,
YOU CAN TELL IF SMOKEE'S A BOY OR A GIRL?
- UH... [chuckles]
IT LOOKS LIKE A BOY TO ME. - YOU THINK HE'S A BOY?
I WAS THINKING HE WAS A BOY TOO. - YEAH.
- YEAH, SEE, YOU ARE JUST A UNIQUE LITTLE CHARACTER HERE.
OKAY, SO WHAT I REALLY NEED TO KNOW IS
WHAT DO YOU THINK MY BUDDY HERE IS WORTH?
- WELL, WITH THE FACT THIS BEING A CHIMINEA
AND A GRILL,
I WOULD SAY...
IT'S ABOUT $1,000.
- $1,000?
- MM-HMM - [laughs]
- WAY TO GO, SMOKEE!
♪ I HIT THE MONEY, HONEY ♪
♪ AT JACKSON'S HOME AND GARDEN ♪
I REALLY THINK I DID SOME DAMAGE TO MY HEAD.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO SEE A DOCTOR.
OH, SMOKEE SAYS TO TELL YOU THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME, SMOKEE.
- HE'S BEING SHY.
- I'M AT ARBUCKLE MOUNTAIN FRIED PIES
TO GET THIS APPLE CORER CHECKED OUT.
I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT HOW MUCH THIS APPLE CORER IS WORTH.
I'VE GOT A HOT DATE WITH THE QUEEN OF FRIED PIES HERSELF,
NANCY.
MY FRIEND TOLD ME IF ANYBODY KNOWS ABOUT IT,
IT WOULD BE YOU. - YES.
- HOPEFULLY GRANNY CAN TELL ME IF THIS ANTIQUE MACHINE
IS A GOLDEN APPLE OR ROTTEN TO THE CORE.
- THIS IS REALLY A BEAUTIFUL PIECE.
IT REALLY, REALLY IS.
REALLY A BEAUTIFUL PIECE. - I THOUGHT IT LOOKED NICE.
- THIS WAS MADE IN THE 1880s. - OKAY.
- ALL CAST IRON. - YES.
- TURN THE HANDLE FOR US THERE.
YOU'VE GOT ALL CAST IRON GEARS.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DOES?
YOU COULD PUT AN APPLE IN THERE,
AND IT WILL TAKE THE CORE JUST SLICK OUT OF THERE.
THIS IS A PROTRUDER THAT COMES THROUGH.
WE WOULD TAKE AN APPLE AND PLACE IT,
AND THIS IS GONNA DRILL OUT THE CORE.
AND AT THE SAME TIME, THERE WOULD BE
A PEELER COMING AROUND.
SEE, IT'S JUST A WORK OF ART LIKE THAT.
I KNOW MY GRANDMOTHER HAD ONE.
MY GRANDMOTHER MADE FRIED APPLE PIES
IN THE LATE 1800s.
- SO I GUESS THE APPLE REALLY DIDN'T FALL FAR
FROM THE TREE, DID IT. - RIGHT.
OR FAR FROM THE MOUNTAINS,
HERE IN THE ARBUCKLE MOUNTAINS.
- NOW, NANCY, DO YOU USE SOMETHING LIKE THIS HERE?
- OF COURSE NOT.
UH...
- WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S WORTH?
- MMM...
DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT YOU.
650. - WOW.
YOU KNOW, I ONLY PAID $200 FOR THE LOCKER.
WOW. [clicks tongue]
THAT'S VERY GOOD.
- I THINK MAYBE DOWN IN TYLER
I'M GONNA OPEN UP MY OWN PIE SHOP.
HOW ABOUT GIVING ME THAT RECIPE?
[needle scratches record] - IF I GAVE YOU THE RECIPE,
I'D HAVE TO KILL YOU. [gunshot]
- I BETTER GET OUT OF HERE NOW WHILE THE GETTING'S GOOD.
NOT ONLY AM I WALKING OUT OF HERE ALIVE,
BUT I HAVE A GREAT ANTIQUE FOR MY STORE.
- HE DIDN'T SHAKE HANDS.
- THE CHAMPS IN MESQUITE WERE MARY AND MOE,
WHO CUED UP A PROFIT OF $1,800 WITH THEIR CUSTOM POOL TABLE.
JENNY GRUMBLES SHOOK OFF A BUMPY START
TO FINISH $1,110 AHEAD.
VICTOR RJESNJANSKY'S ANTIQUE APPLE CORER
HARVESTED A $550 PROFIT,
WHILE RICKY AND BUBBA FOUND NO MYSTIQUE IN MESQUITE,
AND LEFT EMPTY-HANDED.
- CAN WE RACK A SET OF BALLS?
- LET'S DO IT.
- YOU READY? - YEAH.
YEAH.
- UM...
- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
- THIS IS GONNA BE A PRETTY GOOD BEER-PONG TABLE.