1 00:00:07,319 --> 00:00:11,057 male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... 2 00:00:11,090 --> 00:00:13,392 IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... 3 00:00:13,426 --> 00:00:16,062 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 4 00:00:16,095 --> 00:00:17,997 - THAT'S THE PRIZE. 5 00:00:18,030 --> 00:00:19,265 narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 6 00:00:19,298 --> 00:00:20,299 - YEAH. - YEAH. 7 00:00:20,332 --> 00:00:21,734 - RIGHT HERE! - YEAH! 8 00:00:21,767 --> 00:00:24,036 narrator: COMING UP... 9 00:00:24,070 --> 00:00:25,071 - THIS IS A WHOLE HUNTING LODGE. 10 00:00:25,104 --> 00:00:26,605 9-MILLIMETER. - SHELL RELOADER. 11 00:00:26,639 --> 00:00:27,606 - WE GOT A FREEZER. 12 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:28,908 [coughs] - THERE SOMETHING IN THERE? 13 00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:30,176 - UH-- - DON'T OPEN THAT. 14 00:00:30,209 --> 00:00:32,144 - I FOUND A COUPLE MOTORCYCLE PIECES IN MY LOCKER. 15 00:00:32,178 --> 00:00:33,879 WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S WORTH? 16 00:00:37,383 --> 00:00:39,552 - IT'S TOTALLY A SECRET AGENT'S LOCKER. 17 00:00:39,585 --> 00:00:41,120 I KNOW WE'RE GONNA FIND ALL THIS STUFF 18 00:00:41,153 --> 00:00:43,656 LIKE BINOCULARS AND SUICIDE PILLS. 19 00:00:43,689 --> 00:00:45,091 OH, MY GOD! MOE! 20 00:00:45,124 --> 00:00:47,460 WE'RE MILLIONAIRES. 21 00:00:47,493 --> 00:00:49,895 [country rock music] 22 00:00:49,929 --> 00:00:51,163 - YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET. 23 00:00:51,197 --> 00:00:52,798 THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB. 24 00:00:52,832 --> 00:00:55,301 - BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. 25 00:00:55,334 --> 00:00:57,336 - I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE. 26 00:00:57,369 --> 00:00:58,737 - I SEE TREASURES. 27 00:00:58,771 --> 00:01:00,005 - IT'S FABULOUS. 28 00:01:00,039 --> 00:01:02,208 ♪ ♪ 29 00:01:02,241 --> 00:01:03,409 all: OH! 30 00:01:03,442 --> 00:01:05,845 - YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. 31 00:01:05,878 --> 00:01:06,846 - READY TO GO? 32 00:01:06,879 --> 00:01:08,414 - ALL RIGHT. - YEAH! 33 00:01:08,447 --> 00:01:09,982 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 34 00:01:10,015 --> 00:01:12,184 - HEY! 35 00:01:12,218 --> 00:01:14,220 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ - WHOA! 36 00:01:14,253 --> 00:01:16,322 - ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ 37 00:01:16,355 --> 00:01:20,659 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ - RIGHT HERE. 38 00:01:20,693 --> 00:01:22,394 - AND IT'S SOLD! 39 00:01:25,164 --> 00:01:27,166 - TODAY WE'RE IN PONDER, TEXAS. 40 00:01:27,199 --> 00:01:29,468 HMM. 41 00:01:29,502 --> 00:01:31,537 NOW PONDER IS AN EENSIE-WEENSIE, 42 00:01:31,570 --> 00:01:33,439 TEENY-WEENY, LITTLE BITTY TOWN, 43 00:01:33,472 --> 00:01:34,907 SO YOU KNOW EVERYBODY'S 44 00:01:34,940 --> 00:01:38,744 GONNA COME OUT JUST TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON. 45 00:01:38,777 --> 00:01:40,913 - I LOVE GOING TO THESE SMALL TOWNS. 46 00:01:40,946 --> 00:01:43,749 THE PEOPLE ARE BORN HERE, AND THEY NEVER, EVER LEAVE. 47 00:01:43,782 --> 00:01:45,351 IN TINY TOWNS LIKE THIS, 48 00:01:45,384 --> 00:01:46,652 FURNITURE JUST GETS PASSED DOWN 49 00:01:46,685 --> 00:01:48,354 FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION. 50 00:01:48,387 --> 00:01:50,289 SO I'M HOPING TO SCORE SOME OLD PIECES 51 00:01:50,322 --> 00:01:51,423 WITH A LOT OF CHARACTER. 52 00:01:54,426 --> 00:01:55,961 - I'M EXCITED ABOUT PONDER, 53 00:01:55,995 --> 00:01:58,664 BECAUSE WE'RE LOOKING FOR HIGH-END. 54 00:01:58,697 --> 00:01:59,732 EARLIER THIS WEEK, 55 00:01:59,765 --> 00:02:01,100 MARY BOUGHT A LOCKER. 56 00:02:01,133 --> 00:02:03,169 - I SOLD IT, $600, RIGHT HERE ON THE FRONT. 57 00:02:03,202 --> 00:02:05,037 - HE THINKS IT'S NOT HIGH-END ENOUGH, 58 00:02:05,070 --> 00:02:06,405 BUT I THINK IT'S SUPER-COOL. 59 00:02:06,438 --> 00:02:07,740 - SO MOVING THIS STUFF REALLY 60 00:02:07,773 --> 00:02:09,675 HASN'T BEEN TOP PRIORITY ON MY LIST. 61 00:02:09,708 --> 00:02:13,646 - I KNOW, I GET TOO EXCITED ABOUT RUMMAGING IN TRASH. 62 00:02:13,679 --> 00:02:16,348 YOU GOTTA STEER ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, MOE. 63 00:02:16,382 --> 00:02:18,384 - I GOTTA RIDE YOU LIKE A HORSE TO HOLD YOU STRAIGHT. 64 00:02:18,417 --> 00:02:19,618 - EWW, MOE! 65 00:02:19,652 --> 00:02:20,619 SICK. 66 00:02:20,653 --> 00:02:22,555 - [laughs] 67 00:02:22,588 --> 00:02:23,789 - YOU KNOW, RUMOR HAS IT 68 00:02:23,822 --> 00:02:25,591 THAT THIS SMALL TOWN HASN'T HAD AN AUCTION 69 00:02:25,624 --> 00:02:26,992 IN ALMOST THREE YEARS. 70 00:02:27,026 --> 00:02:29,428 IT'S A TOWN EVENT, SO IF I WANT A LOCKER TODAY, 71 00:02:29,461 --> 00:02:31,530 I'M GONNA HAVE TO BID QUIETLY, AND FLY IN 72 00:02:31,564 --> 00:02:35,568 UNDERNEATH THEIR RADAR. 73 00:02:35,601 --> 00:02:37,369 - WE JUST NEED A SMALL UNIT TODAY. 74 00:02:37,403 --> 00:02:40,005 THE SHELVES AT THE WAREHOUSE ARE FILLED TO THE GILLS, 75 00:02:40,039 --> 00:02:42,041 SO IT'S ALL ABOUT QUALITY TODAY, NOT QUANTITY. 76 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:45,044 GOOD LORD. - THE WHOLE TOWN IS OUT HERE. 77 00:02:45,077 --> 00:02:46,845 ANY TIME YOU COME TO A SMALL TOWN LIKE PONDER, 78 00:02:46,879 --> 00:02:48,914 IF YOU DRAW ATTENTION TO ANY LITTLE THING, 79 00:02:48,948 --> 00:02:51,050 THEY POUNCE ON IT, AND THEY'RE LIKE ZOMBIES, 80 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:52,484 AND THEY JUST EAT YOU UP. 81 00:02:52,518 --> 00:02:54,186 [zombies moaning, growling] 82 00:02:54,220 --> 00:02:55,921 EAT YOUR BRAINS. 83 00:02:55,955 --> 00:02:57,790 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 84 00:02:57,823 --> 00:02:59,625 BOYS AND GIRLS, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. 85 00:02:59,658 --> 00:03:01,493 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. 86 00:03:01,527 --> 00:03:02,695 THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, 87 00:03:02,728 --> 00:03:04,330 NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES. 88 00:03:04,363 --> 00:03:06,832 TODAY'S AUCTION IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. 89 00:03:06,865 --> 00:03:09,535 ARE YOU READY TO GO? all: YEAH! 90 00:03:09,568 --> 00:03:10,869 - HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! 91 00:03:12,972 --> 00:03:14,406 - HEY! 92 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:18,010 [all murmuring] 93 00:03:18,043 --> 00:03:19,878 - THE LAWNMOWER PROBABLY RUNS, 94 00:03:19,912 --> 00:03:20,980 'CAUSE THEY FOLDED IT UP TO STORE IT. 95 00:03:21,013 --> 00:03:22,281 - MEANS THEY TOOK CARE OF IT. - YEAH. 96 00:03:22,314 --> 00:03:24,016 - AND THERE'S A STANDING TOOLBOX. 97 00:03:24,049 --> 00:03:26,385 - I SEE TOOLS, I SEE A GUN CABINET, I EVEN SEE ME 98 00:03:26,418 --> 00:03:28,754 ONE OF THEM SINGING BASSES THAT HANG ON THE WALL. 99 00:03:28,787 --> 00:03:30,222 THIS IS A WHOLE HUNTING LODGE. 100 00:03:33,659 --> 00:03:35,394 - THIS IS GRANDPA'S LOCKER. 101 00:03:35,427 --> 00:03:38,597 I WANT GRANDMA'S LOCKER. 102 00:03:38,631 --> 00:03:40,733 - THIS IS OVER $1,000 RIGHT OFF THE BAT. 103 00:03:40,766 --> 00:03:42,301 PEOPLE SEE A HINT OF TOOLS IN HERE, 104 00:03:42,334 --> 00:03:43,535 AND IT'S GONNA GO CRAZY. 105 00:03:43,569 --> 00:03:45,404 THESE TOOLS ARE RUN-OF-THE-MILL, GARDEN VARIETY. 106 00:03:45,504 --> 00:03:47,206 NOT WORTH MY TIME. 107 00:03:48,841 --> 00:03:50,576 - NO. YOU CAN'T SELL ONE BARSTOOL. 108 00:03:50,609 --> 00:03:51,844 - I KNOW. THERE MIGHT BE MORE. 109 00:03:51,877 --> 00:03:53,445 - DO YOU SEE ANY? NO. 110 00:03:53,479 --> 00:03:55,848 NICE STUFF, BUT NOTHING HIGH-END. 111 00:03:55,881 --> 00:03:57,483 - I'M REALLY TRYING TO FOCUS 112 00:03:57,516 --> 00:03:59,318 ON HIGH-END STUFF, BUT IT'S HARD TO PASS UP 113 00:03:59,351 --> 00:04:00,686 POTENTIAL TREASURE. 114 00:04:00,719 --> 00:04:02,588 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S SELL MY LITTLE MIXED UNIT HERE. 115 00:04:02,621 --> 00:04:04,957 AM I GONNA GET 1,000? 1,000, NOW 1,100. 116 00:04:04,990 --> 00:04:07,293 - YEAH! - NOW 1,200 IN THE BACK. 117 00:04:07,326 --> 00:04:08,627 1,200, NOW 1,300. - YEAH! 118 00:04:08,661 --> 00:04:10,896 - NOW 1,400 IN THE BACK. - YEAH! 119 00:04:10,929 --> 00:04:12,264 - 1,400, NOW 1,500, NOW 1,600 TO THE BACK. 120 00:04:12,298 --> 00:04:15,301 - GOLLY, THOSE PONDER RONDER-ERS, 121 00:04:15,334 --> 00:04:18,137 OR PONDERS--PONDERERS-- HOWEVER YOU SAY IT, 122 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:19,772 THEY DANG SURE CAME OUT TO PLAY TODAY. 123 00:04:19,805 --> 00:04:21,907 - 1,600, 1,700? - YEAH! 124 00:04:21,940 --> 00:04:24,076 - NOW 1,800. - YEP! 125 00:04:24,109 --> 00:04:25,177 - NOW 1,900 IN THE BACK. WOULD YOU GIVE 1,900? 126 00:04:25,210 --> 00:04:26,679 - YEAH! - 1,900, NOW 2,000, 127 00:04:26,712 --> 00:04:28,013 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 128 00:04:28,047 --> 00:04:30,382 2,000 GOING ONCE. 2,000 GOING TWICE. 129 00:04:30,416 --> 00:04:33,185 SOLD, SOLD, SOLD IN THE BACK, $1,900. 130 00:04:33,218 --> 00:04:35,087 - THIS LOCKER'S SO GOOD, IT DOESN'T MATTER 131 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:36,455 THAT OUR WAREHOUSE IS FULL. 132 00:04:36,522 --> 00:04:38,457 I'LL SELL THE DAMN STUFF IN THE PARKING LOT. 133 00:04:48,967 --> 00:04:50,869 OOH, YEAH, THAT'S WORTH SOME MONEY RIGHT THERE. 134 00:04:50,903 --> 00:04:52,371 - SHH, SHH. - I KNOW, IT'S-- 135 00:04:52,404 --> 00:04:53,939 - DON'T LET EVERYBODY KNOW ABOUT THAT. 136 00:04:53,972 --> 00:04:56,141 WITH EVERYONE IN TOWN HERE TODAY, 137 00:04:56,175 --> 00:04:57,276 THE LAST THING WE NEED IS RICKY 138 00:04:57,309 --> 00:04:58,544 DRAWING ATTENTION TO THE GOOD LOCKERS. 139 00:04:58,577 --> 00:04:59,945 - THIS IS THE KIND OF LOCKER 140 00:04:59,978 --> 00:05:02,381 WHERE I'M LIKE, "WHAT IS THIS STUFF?" 141 00:05:02,414 --> 00:05:03,515 I THINK THAT'S FOR CHANGING YOUR TIRE. 142 00:05:03,549 --> 00:05:05,250 I THINK THAT'S FOR A MOTORCYCLE. 143 00:05:05,284 --> 00:05:06,585 STILL HOLDING OUT. 144 00:05:06,618 --> 00:05:09,922 - I DO SEE THAT SPRINGER FRONT END SITTING RIGHT THERE, 145 00:05:09,955 --> 00:05:11,623 AND, UH, IT IS VALUABLE. 146 00:05:11,657 --> 00:05:13,525 HOPEFULLY A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT. 147 00:05:13,559 --> 00:05:14,893 THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE HERE, YOU KNOW, 148 00:05:14,927 --> 00:05:17,096 I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THAT SPRINGER FRONT END. 149 00:05:17,196 --> 00:05:18,230 IF I WANT THIS LOCKER, 150 00:05:18,263 --> 00:05:19,832 I'M GONNA HAVE TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE. 151 00:05:19,865 --> 00:05:21,367 - VIC LOOKS LIKE HE LIKES IT. 152 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:22,634 HE'S DOING THIS. 153 00:05:22,668 --> 00:05:24,303 HE'S STILL LOOKING IN THERE. 154 00:05:24,336 --> 00:05:27,706 OR MAYBE HE'S LOOKING AT SOME GIRL'S BUTT, I DON'T KNOW. 155 00:05:27,740 --> 00:05:29,808 - SO-- 156 00:05:33,178 --> 00:05:34,213 REALLY? 157 00:05:34,246 --> 00:05:36,081 HE DOESN'T THINK IT'S "HIGH-END." 158 00:05:36,115 --> 00:05:38,350 THAT'S TWO LOCKERS NOW WITH NOTHING. 159 00:05:38,384 --> 00:05:39,318 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 160 00:05:39,351 --> 00:05:41,520 200 HERE. 200, NOW 300. 161 00:05:41,553 --> 00:05:42,755 NOW 300, 300, NOW 400. 162 00:05:42,788 --> 00:05:44,757 400, NOW 500. - YEAH! 163 00:05:44,790 --> 00:05:46,058 - NOW 600, 600, 600! 600! 164 00:05:46,091 --> 00:05:48,093 - I CAN'T EVEN SEE WHO I'M BIDDING AGAINST. 165 00:05:48,127 --> 00:05:49,561 IT'S LIKE CHILDREN OF THE CORN. 166 00:05:49,595 --> 00:05:50,963 - 700, 700, 700. DO 700? - YEAH! 167 00:05:50,996 --> 00:05:52,598 - 700. WE'LL DO 700. AND 800. 168 00:05:52,631 --> 00:05:53,665 900, 900, 900? 169 00:05:53,699 --> 00:05:54,800 900 GOING ONCE. 170 00:05:54,833 --> 00:05:56,268 900 GOING TWICE. 171 00:05:56,301 --> 00:05:57,970 SOLD, SOLD, SOLD, $800 RIGHT HERE. 172 00:05:58,003 --> 00:05:58,937 [applause] 173 00:05:58,971 --> 00:06:00,472 - YOU KNOW, KEEPING QUIET, 174 00:06:00,506 --> 00:06:02,708 TRYING TO BLEND IN WITH THE LOCALS HERE REALLY WORKED. 175 00:06:02,741 --> 00:06:03,876 I STOLE THAT UNIT. 176 00:06:03,909 --> 00:06:05,310 [zombies moaning, growling] 177 00:06:05,344 --> 00:06:06,912 I GOTTA TAKE A LOOK AT THIS MOTORCYCLE UNIT RIGHT NOW. 178 00:06:06,945 --> 00:06:08,347 WHO KNOWS? 179 00:06:08,380 --> 00:06:09,815 MAYBE THERE'S ENOUGH PARTS FOR A WHOLE BIKE IN THERE. 180 00:06:09,848 --> 00:06:11,884 WELL, WE ALL KNOW WHY I BOUGHT THIS LOCKER, 181 00:06:11,917 --> 00:06:14,686 AND IT WAS FOR THIS SPRINGER MOTORCYCLE FRONT END RIGHT HERE. 182 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,089 IF YOU'RE BUILDING AN OLD-SCHOOL STYLE MOTORCYCLE, 183 00:06:17,189 --> 00:06:19,258 THIS IS THE FRONT END THAT YOU WANT TO HAVE ON THERE. 184 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:21,593 ANGLE GRINDER. 185 00:06:21,627 --> 00:06:22,694 THESE ARE PRETTY EXPENSIVE. 186 00:06:22,728 --> 00:06:24,630 THAT'S 100 BUCKS USED, ALL DAY. 187 00:06:24,663 --> 00:06:27,032 WELL, HERE'S SOME MORE PARTS TO THE BIKE RIGHT HERE, 188 00:06:27,065 --> 00:06:31,036 STICKING OUT IN FRONT. 189 00:06:31,069 --> 00:06:33,472 WELL, THIS IS OBVIOUSLY TO A V-TWIN MOTORCYCLE. 190 00:06:33,505 --> 00:06:35,641 THIS HAS TO GO IN MY "TO BE CHECKED OUT" PILE. 191 00:06:38,610 --> 00:06:41,914 I'M GETTING DOWN TO IT. THIS IS A SET OF CRUISE BARS, 192 00:06:41,947 --> 00:06:43,081 FOR A MOTORCYCLE. 193 00:06:43,148 --> 00:06:45,117 THEY SET UP IN FRONT OF THE FRAME, 194 00:06:45,150 --> 00:06:46,685 AND WHEN YOU'RE GOING... 195 00:06:46,718 --> 00:06:49,888 YOUR FEET GO UP HERE, AND YOU'RE CRUISING. 196 00:06:49,922 --> 00:06:51,523 $50 PIECE. 197 00:06:51,557 --> 00:06:56,228 LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE WE GOT IN HERE. 198 00:06:56,261 --> 00:07:00,466 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 199 00:07:00,499 --> 00:07:01,767 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 200 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:06,505 WELL, THAT'S UNEXPECTED, NOBODY SEEING THEM. 201 00:07:06,538 --> 00:07:08,073 HERE'S A SET OF RALLY WHEELS. 202 00:07:08,106 --> 00:07:11,543 I WONDER IF THE CENTER CAPS ARE IN THERE. 203 00:07:11,577 --> 00:07:16,482 AHA, I KNEW I SPOTTED 'EM. 204 00:07:16,515 --> 00:07:17,616 THERE YOU GO. 205 00:07:17,649 --> 00:07:20,152 ORIGINAL RALLY WHEELS AND CAPS, 206 00:07:20,185 --> 00:07:22,621 CORVETTE, '69 CHEVELLE, BEAUTIFUL STUFF. 207 00:07:22,654 --> 00:07:24,656 150 BUCKS APIECE. 208 00:07:24,690 --> 00:07:26,825 AND THERE'S TWO OF THEM. 209 00:07:26,859 --> 00:07:32,164 BASICALLY, RIGHT NOW, THIS WHOLE LOCKER IS RIDING ON YOU, BABY. 210 00:07:32,197 --> 00:07:34,533 YOU KNOW, I DON'T BUILD BIKES FROM THE GROUND UP, 211 00:07:34,566 --> 00:07:36,201 BUT LUCKILY, I KNOW JUST THE GUY 212 00:07:36,235 --> 00:07:37,636 TO BRING THIS TO. 213 00:07:46,845 --> 00:07:49,181 - OH, PRETTY NICE BARSTOOLS. 214 00:07:49,214 --> 00:07:50,315 - NICE JOBSITE TOOLBOX. 215 00:07:50,349 --> 00:07:52,518 - YEAH, IT'S A REAL NICE TOOLBOX. 216 00:07:52,551 --> 00:07:54,653 - YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SHIPPING CONTAINER IS FOR, DON'T YOU? 217 00:07:54,686 --> 00:07:56,121 IT'S FOR SHIPPING SEMEN. 218 00:07:56,154 --> 00:08:00,025 WORTH A LOT OF MONEY. 219 00:08:00,058 --> 00:08:01,760 - I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHY RICKY KNOWS SO MUCH ABOUT SEMEN, 220 00:08:01,793 --> 00:08:04,229 BUT THAT'S COOL. 221 00:08:04,263 --> 00:08:06,732 - WE GOT ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR BIKES. 222 00:08:06,765 --> 00:08:08,433 THIS IS THE LAST LOCKER OF THE DAY. 223 00:08:08,467 --> 00:08:10,168 - BUNCH OF JUNK. 224 00:08:10,202 --> 00:08:11,870 - IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE NOT GONNA FIND ANYTHING HIGH-END. 225 00:08:11,904 --> 00:08:14,139 - I CAN'T EVEN FIX UP ANY OF THIS STUFF. 226 00:08:14,172 --> 00:08:16,174 - THAT IS A NICE COMMERCIAL TOOLBOX THERE. 227 00:08:16,208 --> 00:08:18,477 DON'T KNOW IF IT WOULD HAVE ANYTHING IN IT THOUGH. 228 00:08:18,510 --> 00:08:20,279 I'M HAPPY WITH THE LOCKER I GOT TODAY. 229 00:08:20,312 --> 00:08:23,248 I'M NOT TAKING A RISK ON FARM EQUIPMENT. 230 00:08:23,282 --> 00:08:26,084 - MY DREAMS OF PONDER ARE SHATTERED. 231 00:08:26,118 --> 00:08:28,620 YEAH, THE ONLY ANTIQUE YOU'RE GONNA FIND IN THERE 232 00:08:28,654 --> 00:08:30,923 IS A DEAD CAT. 233 00:08:30,956 --> 00:08:31,990 WHICH IS SAD. 234 00:08:32,024 --> 00:08:33,058 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 235 00:08:33,091 --> 00:08:34,893 WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE? 200, NOW 200. 236 00:08:34,927 --> 00:08:36,495 NOW 300, 300, 300. NOW 400. 237 00:08:36,528 --> 00:08:37,729 - YEAH! 238 00:08:37,763 --> 00:08:38,764 - THERE, NOW 500, 500. 239 00:08:38,797 --> 00:08:40,232 NOW 600. - YEAH! 240 00:08:40,265 --> 00:08:41,333 - NOW 700, NOW 800. 241 00:08:41,366 --> 00:08:42,968 - 800! - 800, 900 NOW. 242 00:08:43,001 --> 00:08:44,336 900, NOW 950. 243 00:08:44,369 --> 00:08:46,071 950, YEAH. NOW 1,000. 244 00:08:46,104 --> 00:08:47,172 - YEAH! - 1,000. 245 00:08:47,205 --> 00:08:48,707 NOW 1,050. WANNA DO 1,050? 246 00:08:48,740 --> 00:08:49,808 1,050 GOING ONCE. 247 00:08:49,841 --> 00:08:51,677 GOING TWICE. WE GONNA GET 1,050? 248 00:08:51,710 --> 00:08:53,745 I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE. - WHOO! 249 00:08:53,779 --> 00:08:55,914 - PLAN WAS TO GET ONE SMALL LOCKER TODAY, 250 00:08:55,948 --> 00:08:57,182 BUT WE WOUND UP GETTING TWO BIG 'UNS. 251 00:08:57,215 --> 00:08:59,551 BUT IF I KNOW MY SEMEN, AND I THINK I DO, 252 00:08:59,585 --> 00:09:01,119 WE'RE GONNA MAKE SOME MONEY OFF THAT LOCKER. 253 00:09:01,153 --> 00:09:03,822 GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE ON THAT ONE. 254 00:09:03,855 --> 00:09:04,957 - I'M BUMMED. 255 00:09:04,990 --> 00:09:07,159 THERE WASN'T THE SMALL-TOWN ANTIQUES 256 00:09:07,192 --> 00:09:09,795 AND COLLECTIBLES THAT I HAD HOPED FOR. 257 00:09:09,828 --> 00:09:12,297 MAYBE I'LL HAVE TO THINK TWICE BEFORE I COME BACK TO PONDER. 258 00:09:14,132 --> 00:09:16,268 - WE DIDN'T GET WHAT WE WERE LOOKING FOR TODAY. 259 00:09:16,301 --> 00:09:18,170 AT LEAST WE'LL HAVE THAT OTHER LOCKER. 260 00:09:18,203 --> 00:09:19,671 - YEAH. 261 00:09:19,705 --> 00:09:21,006 MOE AND I BOUGHT THIS UNIT THE OTHER DAY. 262 00:09:21,039 --> 00:09:22,207 IF WAS FILLED WITH FILE CABINETS 263 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,442 AND DOCUMENTS. 264 00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:25,444 IT'S TOTALLY A SECRET AGENT'S LOCKER. 265 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:28,213 LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT. 266 00:09:28,246 --> 00:09:29,481 - WE CALLED IN THE TROOPS 267 00:09:29,514 --> 00:09:33,018 TO HELP US WITH THE TWO LOCKERS WE BOUGHT. 268 00:09:33,051 --> 00:09:34,553 - ALL RIGHT. 269 00:09:34,586 --> 00:09:36,021 LOOK INSIDE. - NICE AND CLEAN. 270 00:09:36,054 --> 00:09:37,389 - NICE AND CLEAN. 271 00:09:37,422 --> 00:09:38,991 - 40 BUCKS RIGHT THERE. 272 00:09:39,024 --> 00:09:40,659 - ENGINE STAND, $100 BILL. 273 00:09:40,692 --> 00:09:43,261 - THERE'S 75 BUCKS. 274 00:09:43,295 --> 00:09:44,463 - WE GOT A FREEZER! 275 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:46,531 [coughs] - THERE SOMETHING IN THERE? 276 00:09:46,565 --> 00:09:47,833 DON'T PUKE ON ME. DON'T OPEN THAT! 277 00:09:47,866 --> 00:09:50,602 - UH, FREE--FREEZER. - DON'T OPEN THAT. 278 00:09:50,636 --> 00:09:53,138 - IT'S NOT BAD, BUT I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO SMELL THAT. 279 00:09:53,171 --> 00:09:54,539 50 BUCKS. 280 00:09:54,573 --> 00:09:56,375 WE PAID $1,900 FOR THIS UNIT, 281 00:09:56,408 --> 00:09:59,578 SO WE GOTTA DO A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN A MUSTY OLD FREEZER. 282 00:09:59,645 --> 00:10:00,979 WHOO! 283 00:10:01,013 --> 00:10:03,081 THOSE ARE ALL AMERICAN TOOLS, BUBBA. 284 00:10:03,115 --> 00:10:05,717 I'M GONNA SAY 1,200, PLUS THE TOOLBOX. 285 00:10:05,751 --> 00:10:06,952 12-GUN GUN CABINET. 286 00:10:06,985 --> 00:10:08,320 PROBABLY 500. 287 00:10:08,353 --> 00:10:11,189 HERE'S AN INSULATED CAMO JACKET, BRAND-NEW. 288 00:10:11,223 --> 00:10:12,691 250 ON THE BAG RIGHT THERE. 289 00:10:12,724 --> 00:10:14,159 ANOTHER 250. 290 00:10:14,192 --> 00:10:15,727 - ALL DAY LONG. SHELL RELOADER. 291 00:10:15,761 --> 00:10:18,130 - PUT YOUR POWDER IN THERE, YOUR PRIMERS GO IN THERE... 292 00:10:18,163 --> 00:10:20,165 - [makes squishing sound] - 100 BUCKS. 293 00:10:20,198 --> 00:10:22,601 WHOO, LOOK AT ALL THAT RELOADING STUFF. 294 00:10:22,634 --> 00:10:23,769 OOH, THAT'S SOME BIG STUFF. 295 00:10:23,802 --> 00:10:26,972 9-MILLIMETER, .357. THAT'S 200 BUCKS. 296 00:10:27,005 --> 00:10:28,240 WITH ALL THIS HUNTING STUFF, 297 00:10:28,273 --> 00:10:30,742 WE MADE BACK OUR INITIAL INVESTMENT AND THEN SOME. 298 00:10:30,776 --> 00:10:33,445 THE REST OF THIS LOCKER IS GAME IN THE BAG. 299 00:10:33,478 --> 00:10:34,880 - OLD CLUBS, 20 BUCKS. 300 00:10:34,913 --> 00:10:37,282 - HERE'S ONE OF YOUR "BA-ZICKA-ZICKA-ZICKA" THINGS. 301 00:10:37,315 --> 00:10:38,216 - WHAT IS IT? 302 00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:39,618 - A "BA-ZICKA-ZICKA-ZICKA-ZICKA" THING. 303 00:10:39,651 --> 00:10:40,852 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 304 00:10:40,886 --> 00:10:42,421 A RECORD PLAYER? 305 00:10:42,454 --> 00:10:45,691 - YEAH, DON'T Y'ALL DO THAT "BA-ZICKA-ZICKA-ZICKA" THING? 306 00:10:45,724 --> 00:10:47,859 - NO, WE JUST PUT RECORDS ON THERE AND PLAY 'EM. 307 00:10:47,893 --> 00:10:50,896 GOT A LITTLE OVERSIZED CHAIR. 100 BUCKS. 308 00:10:50,929 --> 00:10:52,097 - YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? 309 00:10:52,130 --> 00:10:55,100 - IT'S A ROLLTOP DESK. - IT DAMN SURE IS. 310 00:10:55,133 --> 00:10:56,868 300, ALL DAY LONG. - YEAH. 311 00:10:56,902 --> 00:10:58,837 THAT'S A PRETTY NICE WASHER AND DRYER. 312 00:10:58,870 --> 00:11:00,305 THAT'S 350. 313 00:11:00,338 --> 00:11:02,441 - I LIKE PONDER, TEXAS. 314 00:11:02,474 --> 00:11:04,743 WELL, THIS LOCKER TURNED OUT TO BE A BULL'S-EYE. 315 00:11:04,776 --> 00:11:06,278 THAT'S A LITTLE HUNTING HUMOR FOR YOU. 316 00:11:06,311 --> 00:11:07,279 - THAT'S A LICK. 317 00:11:07,312 --> 00:11:09,448 - OKAY, WE GOTTA FINISH LOADING. 318 00:11:09,481 --> 00:11:10,348 - WE STILL HAVE TO GO TO THE OTHER UNIT. 319 00:11:10,382 --> 00:11:13,118 - I KNOW. - OKAY. 320 00:11:13,151 --> 00:11:15,020 - HERE WE ARE. 321 00:11:15,053 --> 00:11:16,755 - WE'RE FINALLY BACK AT THE LOCKER 322 00:11:16,788 --> 00:11:18,924 MOE AND I BOUGHT THE OTHER DAY. ALL RIGHT. 323 00:11:18,957 --> 00:11:21,693 I ALL THIS SECRET CIA STUFF, 324 00:11:21,727 --> 00:11:24,563 LIKE BINOCULARS AND SUICIDE PILLS. 325 00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:25,664 [laughs] 326 00:11:29,668 --> 00:11:31,903 WELL, IN ONE OF THOSE, I KNOW THERE'S A DOCUMENT. 327 00:11:31,937 --> 00:11:34,506 [laughter] - O-OKAY. 328 00:11:34,539 --> 00:11:35,707 - MOE, I FEEL IT. THERE'S SOMETHING IN HERE. 329 00:11:35,741 --> 00:11:38,143 - YOU'RE FEELING IT? - YEP. 330 00:11:38,176 --> 00:11:39,778 - WORK ORDERS FROM 2004. 331 00:11:39,811 --> 00:11:41,279 - MOE, IT'S NOT GONNA JUST BE OBVIOUS. 332 00:11:41,313 --> 00:11:43,615 - OKAY. - [laughs] 333 00:11:43,648 --> 00:11:45,784 THIS LOOKS LIKE A GREAT TABLE. 334 00:11:45,817 --> 00:11:46,918 - CAREFUL. 335 00:11:46,952 --> 00:11:49,121 OKAY, THIS IS-- - [laughs] 336 00:11:49,154 --> 00:11:50,355 - THIS IS MID-CENTURY. 337 00:11:50,388 --> 00:11:51,790 IT'S GOT GOOD LEGS. 338 00:11:51,823 --> 00:11:53,458 IT JUST NEEDS TO BE PAINTED, THAT'S ALL. 339 00:11:53,492 --> 00:11:55,861 WE COULD SELL THIS FOR $375. 340 00:11:55,894 --> 00:11:58,997 - THAT'S COOL, BUT WHERE'S ALL THE SPY STUFF? 341 00:11:59,030 --> 00:12:02,100 - OKAY, TARZAN. - [laughs] 342 00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:04,669 MOE! 343 00:12:04,703 --> 00:12:05,804 OH, MY GOD! 344 00:12:05,837 --> 00:12:10,542 - WHAT? 345 00:12:10,575 --> 00:12:11,910 - MOE! OH, MY GOD! - WHAT? 346 00:12:11,943 --> 00:12:16,715 - I THINK I FOUND A GOLDEN TICKET. 347 00:12:16,748 --> 00:12:18,817 IT LOOKS OLD. 348 00:12:18,850 --> 00:12:21,086 - "FRANKLIN." I WONDER IF IT'S BEN. 349 00:12:24,523 --> 00:12:25,957 DAMN. 350 00:12:25,991 --> 00:12:28,493 - IT'S--[laughs] 351 00:12:28,527 --> 00:12:30,462 LIKE, LET'S TRY TO POP THIS. 352 00:12:30,495 --> 00:12:31,630 THERE WE GO. - ALL RIGHT. 353 00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,465 - OH! [laughs] 354 00:12:33,498 --> 00:12:37,068 OOH. 355 00:12:37,102 --> 00:12:39,171 [gasps] SO NEAT! 356 00:12:39,204 --> 00:12:40,338 - LOOK AT THAT, IT'S GOT A PICTURE 357 00:12:40,372 --> 00:12:42,407 OF BEN FRIGGIN' FRANKLIN. 358 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,309 - OH, MY GOD, MOE. WE'RE MILLIONAIRES. 359 00:12:44,342 --> 00:12:46,545 - THERE'S GOT TO BE A PATENT DATE ON THIS. 360 00:12:46,578 --> 00:12:48,046 LOOK. 361 00:12:48,079 --> 00:12:50,048 - NO. - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 362 00:12:50,081 --> 00:12:51,950 "DECEMBER 8TH, 1891." 363 00:12:51,983 --> 00:12:53,518 WE NEED TO TAKE THIS 364 00:12:53,552 --> 00:12:56,488 AND GET IT APPRAISED. - YEAH, WE DO. 365 00:12:56,521 --> 00:12:58,223 - LET'S LOAD UP THE STUFF WE CAN, 366 00:12:58,256 --> 00:13:00,592 AND WE'LL JUST SEND THE BOYS FOR THE REST OF IT, OKAY? 367 00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:02,561 - SOUNDS GOOD. 368 00:13:02,594 --> 00:13:05,497 - SO WE'RE BACK AT THE LOCKER WE PAID 1,000 BUCKS FOR. 369 00:13:05,530 --> 00:13:07,299 WE ALMOST TRIPLED OUR MONEY ON THE FIRST LOCKER. 370 00:13:07,332 --> 00:13:09,100 LET'S SEE IF THE SECOND ONE LIVES UP TO THE HYPE. 371 00:13:09,134 --> 00:13:10,202 STEAM VAC. 372 00:13:10,235 --> 00:13:11,503 - THAT'S A $100 BILL RIGHT THERE. 373 00:13:11,536 --> 00:13:13,305 BRAND-NEW BOX OF SURGE PROTECTORS. 374 00:13:13,338 --> 00:13:14,539 HOW MANY'S IN THERE? 375 00:13:14,573 --> 00:13:17,008 - 50 AND THEY'RE $15 APIECE. 376 00:13:17,042 --> 00:13:18,143 - THAT'S RIGHT. 377 00:13:18,176 --> 00:13:19,911 ANTHIS IS WHY I BOUGHT THIS UNIT RIGHT HERE. 378 00:13:19,945 --> 00:13:22,080 THIS IS TO TRANSPORT BULL SEMEN. 379 00:13:22,113 --> 00:13:23,548 - SO, WHAT, DOES THE BULL 380 00:13:23,582 --> 00:13:26,818 GO IN A LITTLE ROOM AND LOOK AT PICTURES OF COWS? 381 00:13:26,852 --> 00:13:28,119 WELL, I DEFINITELY WANT TO SEE WHAT THAT'S WORTH. 382 00:13:28,153 --> 00:13:29,454 - OKAY. 383 00:13:29,487 --> 00:13:31,356 WHAT THE--WHO YOU GOT THERE? - THIS IS BUCKY. 384 00:13:31,389 --> 00:13:33,658 - RECKON THEY CARRIED SOME OF HIS STUFF IN THERE? 385 00:13:33,692 --> 00:13:34,860 - POSSIBLY. 386 00:13:34,893 --> 00:13:35,894 THAT'S A PRETTY NICE LITTLE BIKE. 387 00:13:35,927 --> 00:13:37,596 75 BUCKS. 388 00:13:37,629 --> 00:13:38,964 - 20 BUCKS ON THE DOG CARRIER. 389 00:13:38,997 --> 00:13:41,566 - THERE'S 75 BUCKS. - PROBABLY 40 BUCKS ON THAT ONE. 390 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,734 - 75 BUCKS. 391 00:13:42,767 --> 00:13:43,735 - OH. 392 00:13:43,768 --> 00:13:44,736 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? 393 00:13:44,769 --> 00:13:46,004 - THAT'S A BRANDER. 394 00:13:46,037 --> 00:13:47,305 - THAT IS A BRANDING IRON. 395 00:13:47,339 --> 00:13:49,341 AND THAT'S A BRANDING IRON RIGHT THERE. 396 00:13:49,374 --> 00:13:51,910 AND THIS IS THE MO-FO OF BRANDING IRONS RIGHT THERE. 397 00:13:51,943 --> 00:13:54,079 - INITIATION LATER TODAY! 398 00:13:54,112 --> 00:13:55,513 - LET'S GET THIS CHECKED OUT 399 00:13:55,547 --> 00:13:57,215 WHEN WE GO CHECK OUT THAT SEMEN CARRIER. 400 00:13:57,249 --> 00:13:58,216 - YEAH. 401 00:13:58,250 --> 00:13:59,918 SAWZALL, 75? 402 00:13:59,951 --> 00:14:01,553 - AND THEN WE GET TO THE TOOLBOX. 403 00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:02,587 150 BUCKS. - YEAH. 404 00:14:02,621 --> 00:14:04,956 - BRONC RIDING SPURS, 75 BUCKS. 405 00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:06,258 THIS IS FOR SADDLE BRONC RIDING. 406 00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:08,026 COUPLE HUNDRED BUCKS. 407 00:14:08,059 --> 00:14:09,227 HERE'S A BAREBACK RIDING RIG. 408 00:14:09,261 --> 00:14:11,429 $150. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 409 00:14:11,463 --> 00:14:14,232 20 BUCKS. CALF ROPING HEAD, 50 BUCKS. 410 00:14:14,266 --> 00:14:16,134 BARSTOOLS, $30. 411 00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:18,103 - LIGHT SWITCHES. - BRAND-NEW, THREE APIECE. 412 00:14:18,136 --> 00:14:21,773 SO THAT'S $300 ON THAT BOX RIGHT THERE. 413 00:14:21,806 --> 00:14:23,708 16 BOXES. 414 00:14:23,742 --> 00:14:24,776 300 BUCKS. 415 00:14:24,809 --> 00:14:26,645 - ALL NEW. - $600 RIGHT THERE. 416 00:14:26,678 --> 00:14:28,546 - [laughs] AND MORE. - 150 BUCKS. 417 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:30,615 THERE'S MORE, 250 THERE. 418 00:14:30,649 --> 00:14:32,183 300 BUCKS ON THAT ONE. - WHOO! 419 00:14:32,217 --> 00:14:34,219 - WE KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK IN PONDER. 420 00:14:34,252 --> 00:14:35,921 WE'RE UP OVER 12 GRAND. 421 00:14:35,954 --> 00:14:37,389 BY THE TIME WE GET THE SEMEN TANK 422 00:14:37,422 --> 00:14:38,723 AND THE BRANDING IRONS CHECKED OUT, 423 00:14:38,757 --> 00:14:41,626 THERE'S NO TELLING HOW BIG A LOAD WE'LL HAVE. 424 00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:43,929 I'LL NEVER SEE ANOTHER POOR DAY. 425 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,168 - I FOUND A SPRINGER FRONT END, 426 00:14:50,201 --> 00:14:52,103 AND A COUPLE OTHER MOTORCYCLE PIECES IN MY LOCKER. 427 00:14:52,137 --> 00:14:53,338 SO I'M TAKING ALL THIS STUFF 428 00:14:53,371 --> 00:14:55,106 TO MOTORCYCLE EXPERT RICK FAIRLESS. 429 00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:56,174 LAST TIME I WAS HERE, 430 00:14:56,207 --> 00:14:57,709 THINGS DIDN'T GO TOO WELL. 431 00:14:57,742 --> 00:15:00,145 WHAT DO YOU THINK? - IT'S A CHINESE SCOOTER. 432 00:15:00,178 --> 00:15:01,813 THEY MAKE 50 MILLION OF THESE THINGS. 433 00:15:01,846 --> 00:15:04,416 IT'S LIKE A DISPOSABLE CIGARETTE LIGHTER. 434 00:15:04,449 --> 00:15:06,384 HAND ME THAT, VICTOR. LET ME LOOK AT THAT. 435 00:15:06,418 --> 00:15:09,187 OKAY, YOU'VE GOT AN ENGINE GUARD HERE. 436 00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:11,723 - I THOUGHT THEY CALLED THEM CRUISE BARS. 437 00:15:11,756 --> 00:15:14,459 - IT'S CALLED AN ENGINE GUARD. - OKAY. 438 00:15:14,492 --> 00:15:15,827 WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S WORTH? 439 00:15:15,860 --> 00:15:17,329 - OH, VICTOR, IT'S NOT WORTH A WHOLE LOT. 440 00:15:17,395 --> 00:15:20,432 EVERYBODY PULLS THESE OFF TO MAKE THEIR BIKE LOOK COOLER. 441 00:15:20,465 --> 00:15:23,768 YOU CAN SEE, I GOT A MILLION OF 'EM. 442 00:15:23,802 --> 00:15:27,272 THIS THING'S PROBABLY WORTH 20 BUCKS OR SO. 443 00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:29,140 THIS IS AN INTERESTING PIECE HERE, VICTOR. 444 00:15:29,174 --> 00:15:30,442 THIS IS CALLED A THUNDERHEADER. 445 00:15:30,475 --> 00:15:33,411 THIS IS A VERY EXPENSIVE EXHAUST SYSTEM. 446 00:15:33,445 --> 00:15:36,514 THE PROBLEM IS, SOMEBODY TOOK A CHROME THUNDERHEADER, 447 00:15:36,548 --> 00:15:38,750 AND THEY HOSED IT BLACK WITH SPRAY CANS. 448 00:15:38,783 --> 00:15:41,486 - IS IT POSSIBLE WE COULD TAKE THIS PAINT OFF AND RE-CHROME? 449 00:15:41,519 --> 00:15:45,623 - NO. YOU--THERE'S NO CHROME SHOP IN THE COUNTRY 450 00:15:45,657 --> 00:15:47,225 THAT WILL RE-CHROME EXHAUST. 451 00:15:47,258 --> 00:15:49,461 THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO REALLY 452 00:15:49,494 --> 00:15:53,064 IS PAINT IT BLACK, LIKE IT WAS, AND, UH-- 453 00:15:53,098 --> 00:15:55,400 UH-OH, THE VOICE OF DOOM. 454 00:15:55,433 --> 00:15:58,636 YES, MA'AM? 455 00:15:58,670 --> 00:16:00,171 OH, MA, THIS IS MY FRIEND, VIC. 456 00:16:00,205 --> 00:16:01,339 VIC, THIS IS MY MA. 457 00:16:01,373 --> 00:16:04,442 - HI, MOM, HOW ARE YOU? 458 00:16:04,476 --> 00:16:05,643 I'M FROM NEW YORK. 459 00:16:05,677 --> 00:16:07,145 - HE'S GOT THESE PARTS 460 00:16:07,178 --> 00:16:08,813 THAT HE'S TRYING TO SELL, SO I'M LOOKING AT 'EM, 461 00:16:08,847 --> 00:16:11,216 AND TELLING HIM EXACTLY WHAT HE'S GOT AND WHAT IT'S WORTH. 462 00:16:19,057 --> 00:16:22,360 OKAY. OKAY. OKAY, MAMA. 463 00:16:22,394 --> 00:16:24,262 - TAKE THAT [bleep] TO NEW YORK CITY. 464 00:16:24,295 --> 00:16:25,563 - THANKS, MA. 465 00:16:29,601 --> 00:16:31,536 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 466 00:16:31,569 --> 00:16:32,704 SHE'S VERY OUTSPOKEN. 467 00:16:32,737 --> 00:16:35,507 - WHAT DO YOU SAY THIS IS WORTH THEN TODAY? 468 00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:36,941 - YOU'D BE GOOD IF YOU GET 100 BUCKS. 469 00:16:36,975 --> 00:16:38,543 - OKAY. WELL, RICK, YOU KNOW, 470 00:16:38,576 --> 00:16:40,478 THIS IS THE REASON WHY I BOUGHT THE LOCKER. 471 00:16:40,512 --> 00:16:41,679 - WELL, LET ME LOOK AT IT, VICTOR, 472 00:16:41,713 --> 00:16:43,615 AND MAKE SURE IT'S NOT A CHINESE REPOP. 473 00:16:47,419 --> 00:16:49,387 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S NOT A CHINESE REPOP. 474 00:16:49,421 --> 00:16:50,455 - OKAY. 475 00:16:50,488 --> 00:16:53,425 - IT LOOKS LIKE ORIGINAL EQUIPMENT. 476 00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:56,494 THIS PARTICULAR FRONT END LOOKS LIKE IT'S OFF 477 00:16:56,528 --> 00:16:58,997 A MID-1990'S MODEL CALLED THE BAD BOY. 478 00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:00,265 - OH, OKAY. 479 00:17:00,298 --> 00:17:03,001 - THEY'RE POPULAR BECAUSE THEY'RE COOL. 480 00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:04,636 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE VALUE WOULD BE ON THAT? 481 00:17:04,669 --> 00:17:07,806 - PROBABLY...YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT TO DO A QUICK SALE, 482 00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:09,574 400 BUCKS. 483 00:17:09,607 --> 00:17:11,409 - I KNEW THESE PARTS HAD SOME VALUE. 484 00:17:11,443 --> 00:17:12,911 I JUST PAID TOO MUCH FOR THE LOCKER. 485 00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,846 AT LEAST I DIDN'T GET SPANKED LIKE LAST TIME. 486 00:17:14,879 --> 00:17:16,581 - GOOD TO SEE YOU, AS ALWAYS. - GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN. 487 00:17:16,614 --> 00:17:19,384 - THANK YOU. 488 00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:21,486 - MARY AND I FOUND THIS VERY OLD TYPEWRITER 489 00:17:21,519 --> 00:17:23,888 WITH BEN FRANKLIN'S PICTURE ON IT, 490 00:17:23,922 --> 00:17:26,291 SO WE'RE AT BEST SERVICES TO GET THIS THING CHECKED OUT. 491 00:17:26,324 --> 00:17:28,726 ANYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH FRANKLIN HAS GOTTA BE WORTH 492 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,462 AT LEAST A $100 BILL. 493 00:17:30,495 --> 00:17:31,863 - HI. 494 00:17:31,896 --> 00:17:33,331 - I'VE READ ABOUT THESE. 495 00:17:33,364 --> 00:17:35,633 I'VE NEVER TOUCHED ONE. 496 00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:36,901 - WE, UH, FOUND THIS IN A LOCKER, 497 00:17:36,935 --> 00:17:38,970 AND WE WANT TO KNOW A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT IT. 498 00:17:39,003 --> 00:17:42,474 - WELL, THIS WAS DESIGNED PROBABLY 20 YEARS 499 00:17:42,507 --> 00:17:44,142 INTO THE PRODUCTION OF TYPEWRITERS IN AMERICA. 500 00:17:44,175 --> 00:17:46,244 BUT, YOU KNOW, THIS KEYBOARD, BEING ROUNDED LIKE THIS, 501 00:17:46,277 --> 00:17:48,113 CAN YOU IMAGINE TYPING? 502 00:17:48,146 --> 00:17:49,614 HERE, TRY IT. - YEAH, I WANNA-- 503 00:17:49,647 --> 00:17:52,183 - SEE--SEE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. - THAT'S JUST AWKWARD. 504 00:17:52,217 --> 00:17:55,053 - IT WAS SOMEWHAT OF A FLOP. 505 00:17:55,086 --> 00:17:57,055 BUT THAT MAKES IT GOOD FOR COLLECTORS, 506 00:17:57,088 --> 00:17:58,323 'CAUSE THEY DIDN'T MAKE A LOT OF NUMBERS. 507 00:17:58,356 --> 00:18:00,492 - SO DID BENJAMIN FRANKLIN MAKE IT? 508 00:18:00,525 --> 00:18:02,627 - NO, ACTUALLY, HE WAS ALREADY DEAD. 509 00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:04,195 - OH. 510 00:18:04,229 --> 00:18:05,330 - WEE BIT PAST HIS TIME. 511 00:18:05,363 --> 00:18:06,865 - YEAH. [laughter] 512 00:18:06,898 --> 00:18:08,433 - TAKE A LOOK WITH ME, SEE IF WE CAN FIGURE OUT 513 00:18:08,466 --> 00:18:09,467 IF ALL THE PARTS ARE HERE. 514 00:18:09,501 --> 00:18:11,803 - YOUR CARRIER IS OUT OF POSITION. 515 00:18:11,836 --> 00:18:15,707 IT'S BEEN JARRED, OR KNOCKED, OR DROPPED, OR SOMETHING. 516 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:18,309 - I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED. 517 00:18:18,343 --> 00:18:22,614 [rattling] - IT'S--[laughs]. 518 00:18:22,647 --> 00:18:23,681 - THAT CAN BE FIXED. 519 00:18:23,715 --> 00:18:25,116 - ALL RIGHT. 520 00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:28,052 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IT'S WORTH AS-IS? 521 00:18:28,086 --> 00:18:30,555 - IT'S GONNA BE... 522 00:18:30,588 --> 00:18:33,925 $1,000. 523 00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:35,326 - GOOD TO MEET YOU. 524 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,061 SPY STUFF? WHATEVER. 525 00:18:37,095 --> 00:18:38,796 THIS THING'S MUCH MORE COOL. 526 00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:44,202 - BUBBA AND I FOUND SOME BRANDING IRONS 527 00:18:44,235 --> 00:18:45,970 AND A BULL SEMEN CARRIER. 528 00:18:46,004 --> 00:18:47,539 SO I'M AT MY FRIEND'S VET CLINIC, 529 00:18:47,572 --> 00:18:49,841 RIGHT HERE IN GOOD OLD YAYLOOVILLE, LAMPASAS, 530 00:18:49,874 --> 00:18:52,377 TO GET 'EM CHECKED OUT. 531 00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:53,478 - VERY NICE. 532 00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:55,280 SO WHAT YOU'VE GOT HERE 533 00:18:55,313 --> 00:18:57,549 ARE SOME ELECTRICAL BRANDING IRONS. 534 00:18:57,582 --> 00:18:59,284 - WHAT KIND OF ANIMALS ARE YOU BRANDING WITH THESE? 535 00:18:59,317 --> 00:19:00,385 - MOSTLY YOU'RE GONNA BE DOING CATTLE. 536 00:19:00,418 --> 00:19:02,554 - YEAH, YOU CAN GET PRETTY CREATIVE. 537 00:19:02,587 --> 00:19:03,721 - OKAY. 538 00:19:03,755 --> 00:19:05,223 - I NEED A "R," FOR "RICKY." 539 00:19:05,256 --> 00:19:07,091 WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN TODAY, RICKY. 540 00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:08,159 [laughter] - NO. 541 00:19:08,193 --> 00:19:09,460 - NO? - LET'S DON'T DO THAT. 542 00:19:09,494 --> 00:19:10,528 WHAT KIND OF DOLLAR AMOUNT 543 00:19:10,562 --> 00:19:11,829 ARE WE LOOKING FOR THE WHOLE LOT? 544 00:19:11,863 --> 00:19:12,964 - FOR ALL OF 'EM TOGETHER? 545 00:19:12,997 --> 00:19:14,098 - YEAH. - YES. 546 00:19:14,132 --> 00:19:16,401 - I WOULD SAY, UH... 547 00:19:16,434 --> 00:19:18,169 $550. 548 00:19:18,203 --> 00:19:19,637 - OH, THAT'S GREAT. - MORE THAN I THOUGHT. 549 00:19:19,671 --> 00:19:22,140 - NOW, I'VE GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU HERE. 550 00:19:22,173 --> 00:19:24,642 - OH, YEAH. - OH. 551 00:19:24,676 --> 00:19:28,513 WE CALL 'EM "MUSHROOM SHIPPERS," JUST BECAUSE OF THE SHAPE. 552 00:19:28,546 --> 00:19:30,215 - WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SHIPPING... 553 00:19:30,248 --> 00:19:31,983 - SEMEN. - SO WERE THEY JUST TRYING 554 00:19:32,016 --> 00:19:33,384 TO BE FUNNY WHEN THEY SHAPED IT 555 00:19:33,418 --> 00:19:35,553 AND CALLED IT THE MUSHROOM SHIPPER? 556 00:19:35,587 --> 00:19:37,355 [laughter] 557 00:19:37,388 --> 00:19:38,890 HMM. 558 00:19:38,923 --> 00:19:40,558 - I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. [laughs] 559 00:19:40,592 --> 00:19:42,660 - WHAT? EVERYONE WAS THINKING IT. 560 00:19:42,694 --> 00:19:43,828 RIGHT? 561 00:19:43,861 --> 00:19:47,265 IS IT, LIKE, A LOT OF BULLS, OR ONE BULL? 562 00:19:47,298 --> 00:19:49,334 - NO, IT--THEY HAVE STRAWS, OR AMPULES, AND THERE CAN BE 563 00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:52,237 AS MANY AS 250 STRAWS IN THERE. 564 00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:53,771 - OH, OKAY. 565 00:19:53,805 --> 00:19:57,775 IT'S NOT JUST "OPEN THIS UP AND FILL IT UP." 566 00:19:57,809 --> 00:19:58,910 - ON THE INSIDE, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE 567 00:19:58,943 --> 00:20:00,445 A LITTLE BIT OF FOAM IN THERE 568 00:20:00,478 --> 00:20:02,780 TO KEEP IT INSULATED, AND THEN INSIDE THAT 569 00:20:02,814 --> 00:20:04,182 IS GONNA BE THE TANK. THAT'S WHAT WE'RE LOOKING AT. 570 00:20:04,215 --> 00:20:05,683 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE IF IT'S IN THERE. 571 00:20:05,717 --> 00:20:07,218 - ALL RIGHT. 572 00:20:07,252 --> 00:20:10,888 YOU GOT THE FOAM IN THERE, BUT NO TANK. 573 00:20:10,922 --> 00:20:12,991 BETTER THAN NOTHING. - WELL, WHAT'S THIS WORTH? 574 00:20:13,024 --> 00:20:16,628 - I THINK YOU COULD EASILY GET... 575 00:20:16,661 --> 00:20:18,229 250. 576 00:20:18,263 --> 00:20:20,365 - WE CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK. - YOU BET. 577 00:20:20,398 --> 00:20:21,733 - THE SPERM BANK. 578 00:20:21,766 --> 00:20:26,237 - GOD. [laughter] 579 00:20:26,271 --> 00:20:29,807 narrator: THE RUNAWAY WINNERS IN PONDER WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, 580 00:20:29,841 --> 00:20:33,077 WHO CAME OUT 10 GRAND AHEAD WITH THEIR TWO BIG UNITS 581 00:20:33,111 --> 00:20:34,646 AND SEMEN SHIPPER. 582 00:20:34,679 --> 00:20:37,115 MARY AND MOE SCORED EIGHT BENJAMINS 583 00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:38,983 WITH THEIR ANTIQUE TYPEWRITER. 584 00:20:39,017 --> 00:20:41,085 VICTOR RJESNJANSKY RODE OFF 585 00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:44,022 WITH 120 BUCKS FROM MOTORCYCLE PARTS. 586 00:20:44,055 --> 00:20:46,257 BUT JENNY GRUMBLES STRUCK OUT, 587 00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:49,794 AND LEFT NO FONDER OF PONDER. 588 00:20:49,827 --> 00:20:52,930 - I'M THINKING WE JUST HIT THE MOTHER LODE RIGHT HERE. 589 00:20:52,964 --> 00:20:56,834 - THAT'S A MOTHER LODE OF A BUNCH OF CLOTHES. 590 00:20:56,868 --> 00:20:59,370 - PORCELAIN DOLLS. OH, SHE IS SAD. 591 00:20:59,404 --> 00:21:02,273 [laughs] HOW SAD COULD A DOLL LOOK? 592 00:21:02,307 --> 00:21:03,841 - ABOUT THAT SAD. [laughter] 593 00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:05,443 THAT'S AN UGLY BABY RIGHT THERE. 594 00:21:05,476 --> 00:21:07,478 - THAT IS ONE SAD-- - WHOO! 595 00:21:07,512 --> 00:21:09,781 - SHE'S--SHE'S PISSED. 596 00:21:09,814 --> 00:21:13,785 - SHE'D SCARE THE BUZZARDS OFF A GUT WAGON.