1 00:00:08,154 --> 00:00:11,023 male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... 2 00:00:11,057 --> 00:00:13,559 IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... 3 00:00:13,592 --> 00:00:16,128 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 4 00:00:16,162 --> 00:00:18,130 - THAT'S THE PRIZE. 5 00:00:18,164 --> 00:00:19,565 narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 6 00:00:19,598 --> 00:00:20,566 - YEAH. - YEAH. 7 00:00:20,599 --> 00:00:21,867 - RIGHT HERE! - YEAH! 8 00:00:21,901 --> 00:00:23,502 - narrator: COMING UP... 9 00:00:23,536 --> 00:00:25,371 - WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHERS? WHAT'S UP TODAY? 10 00:00:25,404 --> 00:00:28,207 - EVERY DAMN AUCTION, VICTOR MESSES WITH BUBBA'S HEAD. 11 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:30,376 - ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, I'M GONNA SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS. 12 00:00:30,409 --> 00:00:33,312 - WHAT IS THIS? 13 00:00:33,345 --> 00:00:35,714 THIS IS DEFINITELY AN ANTIQUE, WHATEVER IT IS. 14 00:00:35,748 --> 00:00:37,316 OH, MY GOD, IT SAYS 'VIBRATOR.' 15 00:00:37,349 --> 00:00:39,351 - "CALENDARIUM PERPETUUM." 16 00:00:39,385 --> 00:00:41,053 - ARE YOU CASTING A SPELL ON SOMEBODY? 17 00:00:41,087 --> 00:00:43,522 WE THINK IT MIGHT BE THE SAVING GRACE FOR ALL OF HUMANITY. 18 00:00:43,556 --> 00:00:44,723 - THIS COULD BE THE KEY. 19 00:00:46,092 --> 00:00:48,828 [country rock music] 20 00:00:48,861 --> 00:00:50,029 - YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET. 21 00:00:50,062 --> 00:00:51,564 THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB. 22 00:00:51,597 --> 00:00:53,866 - BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. 23 00:00:53,899 --> 00:00:56,035 - I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE. 24 00:00:56,068 --> 00:00:57,503 - I SEE TREASURES. 25 00:00:57,536 --> 00:00:58,737 - IT'S FABULOUS. 26 00:00:58,771 --> 00:01:00,606 ♪ ♪ 27 00:01:00,639 --> 00:01:02,074 - all: OH! 28 00:01:02,108 --> 00:01:04,376 - YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. 29 00:01:04,410 --> 00:01:05,544 - READY TO GO? 30 00:01:05,578 --> 00:01:06,679 - ALL RIGHT. - YEAH! 31 00:01:06,712 --> 00:01:08,881 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 32 00:01:08,914 --> 00:01:10,583 - HEY! 33 00:01:10,616 --> 00:01:12,918 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ - WHOA! 34 00:01:12,952 --> 00:01:15,054 ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ 35 00:01:15,087 --> 00:01:19,225 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ - RIGHT HERE. 36 00:01:19,258 --> 00:01:21,127 - AND IT'S SOLD! 37 00:01:22,228 --> 00:01:24,797 - AUCTIONS TODAY ARE IN ARLINGTON. 38 00:01:24,830 --> 00:01:27,933 IT'S A BOOMING SUBURB BETWEEN DALLAS AND FORT WORTH. 39 00:01:27,967 --> 00:01:29,802 NOW, ARLINGTON IS HOME TO THE STADIUMS 40 00:01:29,835 --> 00:01:31,670 AND SIX FLAGS OVER TEXAS. 41 00:01:31,704 --> 00:01:33,906 NOW, THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH OUR AUCTIONS TODAY, 42 00:01:33,939 --> 00:01:36,175 BUT I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT. 43 00:01:36,208 --> 00:01:38,144 - NOW THAT I'M GETTING BETTER AT THIS, 44 00:01:38,177 --> 00:01:40,880 I DON'T JUST HAVE TO BUY FURNITURE. 45 00:01:40,913 --> 00:01:43,149 THERE ARE SMALLER, DECORAVE THINGS 46 00:01:43,182 --> 00:01:46,152 THAT I CAN ACTUALLY JUST PUT OUT AND SELL. 47 00:01:46,185 --> 00:01:48,320 MY CUSTOMERS LOVE THE SMALL, VINTAGE KNICKKNACKS 48 00:01:48,354 --> 00:01:51,223 FOR THEIR SHELVES. THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR. 49 00:01:51,257 --> 00:01:53,893 ALL RIGHT, I'M READY. 50 00:01:53,926 --> 00:01:55,227 - ARLINGTON'S A PLAYGROUND. 51 00:01:55,261 --> 00:01:57,930 AND HERE, PEOPLE LIKE TO SPEND MONEY ON THEIR TOYS. 52 00:01:57,963 --> 00:02:02,101 TODAY, I'M LOOKING FOR ANYTHING THAT SAYS "EXPENSIVE HOBBY." 53 00:02:02,134 --> 00:02:03,903 - I THINK WE NEED A PLAN FOR TODAY. 54 00:02:03,936 --> 00:02:06,005 - YEAH, WE DO. [laughs] 55 00:02:06,038 --> 00:02:09,041 - STRAIGHT, NARROW PLAN. SO FAR, MARY AND I HAVE BEEN 56 00:02:09,074 --> 00:02:11,944 GOING TO THESE AUCTIONS, AND WE'VE BEEN JUST WINGING IT. 57 00:02:11,977 --> 00:02:14,413 SO TODAY, WE'RE COMING UP WITH A STRATEGY. 58 00:02:14,446 --> 00:02:15,548 IMAGINE THAT. 59 00:02:15,581 --> 00:02:17,183 - SO IF I SEE SOMETHING I LIKE-- 60 00:02:17,216 --> 00:02:18,450 - UH-HUH. - THEN YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME 61 00:02:18,484 --> 00:02:20,286 THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT I CAN SPEND, RIGHT? 62 00:02:20,319 --> 00:02:21,687 - YEAH. - OKAY. 63 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:24,690 SO WE'RE KEEPING EACH OTHER IN CHECK, RIGHT, MOE? 64 00:02:24,723 --> 00:02:26,192 - YES. - OKAY. 65 00:02:26,225 --> 00:02:28,394 - SO ARE YOU FEELING GOOD? - I'M READY. 66 00:02:28,427 --> 00:02:30,863 - WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHERS? WHAT'S UP TODAY? 67 00:02:30,896 --> 00:02:33,098 - MOTHER FATHER! EVERY DAMN AUCTION, 68 00:02:33,132 --> 00:02:35,868 VICTOR MESSES WITH BUBBA'S HEAD AND MAKES HIM LOSE FOCUS. 69 00:02:35,901 --> 00:02:37,069 - VICTOR. - HOW'S IT GOING? 70 00:02:37,102 --> 00:02:38,938 - ENOUGH, WE'RE NOT DOING THIS ANYMORE. 71 00:02:38,971 --> 00:02:40,439 - [huffs] - I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYMORE 72 00:02:40,472 --> 00:02:43,075 OF THIS CRAP, GOT IT? - CALM DOWN. 73 00:02:43,108 --> 00:02:45,611 - [laughs] GLAD TO SEE THE OLD BUBBA'S BACK. 74 00:02:45,644 --> 00:02:46,745 - VIC ISN'T GETTIN' A UNIT TODAY 75 00:02:46,779 --> 00:02:48,414 UNLESS I WANT HIM TO GET A UNIT TODAY. 76 00:02:48,447 --> 00:02:50,349 AND IF I LET HIM GET A UNIT TODAY, 77 00:02:50,382 --> 00:02:51,984 IT AIN'T GONNA BE CHEAP. 78 00:02:52,017 --> 00:02:54,787 ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, IT'S-- I'M GONNA SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS. 79 00:02:54,820 --> 00:02:56,155 - BREAK AN EGG IN HIM. 80 00:02:56,188 --> 00:02:57,590 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 81 00:02:57,623 --> 00:02:59,225 HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. 82 00:02:59,258 --> 00:03:00,626 YOU GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. 83 00:03:00,659 --> 00:03:01,827 THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, 84 00:03:01,860 --> 00:03:03,295 NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES, 85 00:03:03,329 --> 00:03:06,098 THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. ARE YOU READY TO GO? 86 00:03:06,131 --> 00:03:09,268 - all: YEAH! - HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! 87 00:03:09,301 --> 00:03:12,371 - THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE TODAY. 88 00:03:21,380 --> 00:03:23,148 - CUTE TABLE AND CHAIRS AND BENCH. 89 00:03:23,182 --> 00:03:27,086 OH, IT LOOKS LIKE THOSE BOXES HAVE SOME SMALL DECORATIVE ITEMS 90 00:03:27,119 --> 00:03:29,021 I COULD PUT ON MY SHELVES. 91 00:03:29,054 --> 00:03:32,157 - THAT'S A PARTICLE BOARD, THAT DRESSER THING. 92 00:03:32,191 --> 00:03:34,026 THAT TABLE, YOU CAN GET ANYWHERE. 93 00:03:34,059 --> 00:03:35,427 IT'S MASS-PRODUCED. 94 00:03:35,461 --> 00:03:37,596 - I DON'T THINK THE FURNITURE'S ALL THAT BAD. 95 00:03:37,630 --> 00:03:40,499 BUT I'M GONNA CHOOSE MY BATTLES WITH MARY. 96 00:03:40,532 --> 00:03:42,434 - SPORTS COLLECTIBLES. - MM-HMM. 97 00:03:42,468 --> 00:03:44,103 - AND THEY'RE ALL IN THE BOXES. 98 00:03:44,136 --> 00:03:45,170 - OKAY. NEAT, CLEAN. 99 00:03:45,204 --> 00:03:46,972 - YEAH, YEAH, I LIKE THIS ONE A LOT. 100 00:03:47,006 --> 00:03:49,174 I LOVE A NERD'S UNIT. DEPENDING ON WHAT YEAR, 101 00:03:49,208 --> 00:03:51,176 THERE COULD BE 1,000 BUCKS IN THAT TUB ALONE. 102 00:03:51,210 --> 00:03:54,013 I'M ALL OVER THIS ONE. - ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ON IT. 103 00:03:54,046 --> 00:03:55,314 - I DO SEE THE COLLECTIBLES 104 00:03:55,347 --> 00:03:56,682 STICKING RIGHT OUT THERE IN FRONT. 105 00:03:56,715 --> 00:03:58,717 HOPEFULLY, THERE'S SOME MORE BURIED BACK OVER THERE. 106 00:03:58,751 --> 00:04:00,853 BUT THE SPORTS FIGURES ARE REALLY NICE. 107 00:04:00,886 --> 00:04:03,055 A LOT OF COLLECTIBLES I CAN MAKE MONEY OFF OF. 108 00:04:03,088 --> 00:04:05,024 YEAH, THE DOLLS, THEY'RE HARD TO SELL. 109 00:04:05,057 --> 00:04:06,692 THOSE SPORT FIGURES, THEY'RE HARD TO SELL, TOO. 110 00:04:06,725 --> 00:04:09,728 - VICTOR ACTED LIKE HE WASN'T INTERESTED. 111 00:04:09,762 --> 00:04:10,929 - I DON'T BELIEVE HIM FOR A SECOND. 112 00:04:10,963 --> 00:04:12,464 HE IS TOO EASY TO READ. HE'S ALL OVER THIS. 113 00:04:12,498 --> 00:04:15,034 VIC AIN'T SLICK. IF HE WANTS THIS UNIT, 114 00:04:15,067 --> 00:04:16,435 HE'S GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME. 115 00:04:16,468 --> 00:04:17,603 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 116 00:04:17,636 --> 00:04:19,505 WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE NOW. HOW ABOUT 500? 117 00:04:19,538 --> 00:04:21,407 - RIGHT HERE! - 500 THERE. 118 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,008 - NOW, 600. [auctioneering] - HALF. 119 00:04:23,042 --> 00:04:24,510 - I GOT 650. NOW, 700. 120 00:04:24,543 --> 00:04:26,345 - RIGHT HERE! - 700. 121 00:04:26,378 --> 00:04:27,746 [auctioneering] - YEAH. 122 00:04:27,780 --> 00:04:29,381 - NOW, 800. [auctioneering] 123 00:04:29,415 --> 00:04:30,616 - RIGHT HERE! - [auctioneering] 124 00:04:30,649 --> 00:04:31,784 NOW, 900. - YOU KNOW, BUBBA, 125 00:04:31,817 --> 00:04:33,485 WHAT IS THIS, A LOCKER FULL OF TWINKIES? 126 00:04:33,519 --> 00:04:35,988 - NOW, 1,000! [auctioneering] - RIGHT HERE! 127 00:04:36,021 --> 00:04:37,256 - YOU WANNA GIVE 1,050? - YEAH. 128 00:04:37,289 --> 00:04:39,725 - NOW, 1,100. [auctioneering] 129 00:04:39,758 --> 00:04:41,060 1,100, GOING ONCE. 130 00:04:41,093 --> 00:04:42,961 1,100, GOING TWICE. LAST CALL! 131 00:04:42,995 --> 00:04:44,163 WANNA GIVE 1,100? 132 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:48,100 I SOLD IT. $1,050, RIGHT THERE. 133 00:04:48,133 --> 00:04:50,536 - I BET THIS NERD COLLECTED MORE THAN JUST SPORTS FIGURES. 134 00:04:50,569 --> 00:04:52,738 - THIS COULD BE A HELL OF A LICK AT 1,050. 135 00:04:52,771 --> 00:04:54,606 - THAT'S [bleep]IN' BULL[bleep]. I'LL OVERPAY, 136 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:57,076 BUT I AIN'T GONNA [bleep]IN' BE RIDICULOUS WITH IT. 137 00:04:57,109 --> 00:04:59,278 - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. THE NEXT ONE IS INSIDE! 138 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:13,192 - THIS LOCKER LOOKS REALLY OLD. LIKE, THIS BED IS ANTIQUE-Y, 139 00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:18,297 VINTAGE-Y, ALL THE WAY. AND THAT SANTA IS DEFINITELY 140 00:05:18,330 --> 00:05:19,798 AN OLD SCHOOL SANTA. 141 00:05:23,635 --> 00:05:26,205 - I COULD TOTALLY WORK WITH THESE CHAIRS. 142 00:05:26,238 --> 00:05:27,973 THEY'RE FRIGGIN' AWESOME. [laughs] 143 00:05:31,110 --> 00:05:34,613 - IT LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA'S ATTIC GOT THE WORST END OF A TORNADO. 144 00:05:34,646 --> 00:05:35,981 - THESE ANTIQUE CHAIRS ARE INTERESTING. 145 00:05:36,014 --> 00:05:37,950 THERE COULD BE SOME OTHER ANTIQUES IN HERE. 146 00:05:37,983 --> 00:05:39,885 I AM IN IT, IF THE PRICE DOESN'T GO CRAZY. 147 00:05:39,918 --> 00:05:42,121 - THAT'S GOT YOUR NAME ALL OVER IT, MARY. 148 00:05:42,154 --> 00:05:44,089 - YOU SAID THE SAME THING TO ME. 149 00:05:44,123 --> 00:05:45,224 IT'S GOT HER WRITTEN ALL OVER IT, 150 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:47,226 LIKE IT HAS ME WRITTEN ALL OVER IT? 151 00:05:47,259 --> 00:05:48,761 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 152 00:05:48,794 --> 00:05:51,630 [auctioneering] 25! - RIGHT HERE! 25. 153 00:05:51,663 --> 00:05:53,399 - NOW, 50. [auctioneering] - YEAH. 154 00:05:53,432 --> 00:05:54,767 - 50. NOW, 75. 155 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,268 75! NOW, 100. 156 00:05:56,301 --> 00:05:58,303 - YEP. - [auctioneering] 157 00:05:58,337 --> 00:06:00,773 - 125. - 125, PUTTING AT 150. 158 00:06:00,806 --> 00:06:03,542 - YES, WALT. - YEAH, 150, NOW 75, 175. 159 00:06:03,575 --> 00:06:06,278 175 BACK THERE. NOW 1/4. NOW, 225! 160 00:06:06,311 --> 00:06:08,147 - YEAH. - [auctioneering] 161 00:06:08,180 --> 00:06:09,748 - 250! - 250, NOW 75. 162 00:06:09,782 --> 00:06:11,417 275? - 275. 163 00:06:11,450 --> 00:06:13,185 - NOW, 300. - HERE, I'LL BLOCK 164 00:06:13,218 --> 00:06:14,853 SO YOU CAN'T SEE. - 300! LET'S DO IT! 165 00:06:14,887 --> 00:06:16,255 300. NOW 1/4, NOW 25. 166 00:06:16,288 --> 00:06:17,556 IN THE BACK, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 167 00:06:17,589 --> 00:06:19,324 325. - 325! 168 00:06:19,358 --> 00:06:21,260 - 325! THANK YOU. 169 00:06:21,293 --> 00:06:22,694 [auctioneering] - NO. 170 00:06:22,728 --> 00:06:23,695 - ASK PERMISSION. 171 00:06:23,729 --> 00:06:25,264 LAST CALL! 350, ONCE! 172 00:06:25,297 --> 00:06:26,632 350, TWICE! 173 00:06:26,665 --> 00:06:30,169 SOLD, SOLD, SOLD! $325, ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK. 174 00:06:30,202 --> 00:06:32,037 - I BET YOU GRANDMA HAD MORE VINTAGE STUFF 175 00:06:32,070 --> 00:06:33,705 THAN THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS. 176 00:06:33,739 --> 00:06:36,508 - OKAY, EVERYBODY. AND THE NEXT ONE'S OUTSIDE. 177 00:06:36,542 --> 00:06:38,110 - ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA MOVE AWAY FROM THE HERD 178 00:06:38,143 --> 00:06:39,878 TO CHECK OUT THIS LITTLE COLLECTOR'S UNIT 179 00:06:39,912 --> 00:06:41,046 THAT WE GOT FOR 1,050. 180 00:06:43,148 --> 00:06:46,118 - COLLECT--THERE'S PRETTY GOOD COLLECTIBLES IN THERE. 181 00:06:46,151 --> 00:06:48,120 - PLUM FULL. - AW, YEAH. 182 00:06:48,153 --> 00:06:50,289 - '99. - THAT'S GOOD. 183 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:53,225 - THAT'S REAL GOOD. 40 OF 'EM? $10 APIECE. 184 00:06:53,258 --> 00:06:55,127 - THAT'S 400 BUCKS. - YEAH. 185 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,029 - SO WHAT DO WE GOT THE DINETTE SOLD FOR, ALREADY? 186 00:06:57,062 --> 00:06:58,997 - 300. 187 00:06:59,031 --> 00:07:01,400 - WELL, THERE'S ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR GAME CONTROLLERS. 188 00:07:01,433 --> 00:07:04,670 A TRIPOD. THAT'S PROBABLY A $75 BOX. 189 00:07:04,703 --> 00:07:06,505 - AW, LOOKIE HERE, BUBBA. 190 00:07:06,538 --> 00:07:10,742 IT SAYS COMIC BOOKS. - OH, DON'T TEASE ME. 191 00:07:10,776 --> 00:07:12,478 - OOH! YOU KNOW, THE OLDER THEY ARE, 192 00:07:12,511 --> 00:07:14,146 THE CHEAPER THEIR WORTH. - MM-HMM. 193 00:07:14,179 --> 00:07:17,216 - WE LIKE THE ONES THAT ARE ALL 10, 15 CENTS. 194 00:07:17,249 --> 00:07:20,452 FOR THIS BOX, I'D SAY PROBABLY 200 BUCKS. 195 00:07:20,486 --> 00:07:22,254 - ALL THESE LITTLE COLLECTIONS ADD UP, 196 00:07:22,287 --> 00:07:24,156 BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO TAKE US OVER THE TOP. 197 00:07:24,189 --> 00:07:27,726 - THIS IS MY MOTTO. THIS IS GOING RIGHT OVER MY BED. 198 00:07:27,759 --> 00:07:30,596 LIFE, LOVE, LAUGHTER. 199 00:07:30,629 --> 00:07:32,431 - OKAY. 200 00:07:32,464 --> 00:07:34,500 ALL RIGHT, THIS LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. 201 00:07:34,533 --> 00:07:36,635 - OH, MORE COLLECTIBLES! 202 00:07:36,668 --> 00:07:39,972 - OOH, I LIKE THIS. WOO-WEE, I LOVE ME 203 00:07:40,005 --> 00:07:41,607 A DIAMOND RING BOX. 204 00:07:43,442 --> 00:07:44,943 - LOOK AT THAT. - OOH! 205 00:07:49,248 --> 00:07:50,682 - OOH. 206 00:07:50,716 --> 00:07:52,618 - [sad descending scales] WAAH, WAAH, WAAH. 207 00:07:52,651 --> 00:07:56,588 - LOOK, 99.99% OF THE TIME, YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND DIAMONDS. 208 00:07:56,622 --> 00:07:57,756 [metal rattling] - OH! 209 00:07:57,789 --> 00:08:00,225 - JEWELRY OR COINS, ONE OF THE TWO. 210 00:08:00,259 --> 00:08:03,095 COINS. JUST COINS. 211 00:08:03,128 --> 00:08:05,864 OOH! - THAT'S A BIG ASS COIN. 212 00:08:05,898 --> 00:08:07,933 - IT'S NOT A COIN. - THE HECK IS IT? 213 00:08:07,966 --> 00:08:10,869 - IT'S LIKE A CALENDAR, MAYBE. 214 00:08:10,903 --> 00:08:14,640 - OH, YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY. "CALENDARIUM PERPETUUM." 215 00:08:14,673 --> 00:08:16,475 - ARE YOU CASTING A SPELL ON SOMEBODY? 216 00:08:16,508 --> 00:08:18,443 FOR ALL WE KNOW, THIS LITTLE SILVER CALENDAR THING 217 00:08:18,477 --> 00:08:21,580 COULD BE THE MAYAN CALENDAR THAT SAVES THE WORLD. 218 00:08:21,613 --> 00:08:25,117 [laughing] ALL RIGHT, I'LL STOP RIGHT THERE. 219 00:08:25,150 --> 00:08:26,385 - I NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. 220 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:27,953 - I THINK WE SHOULD FIND OUT HOW OLD THAT IS. 221 00:08:27,986 --> 00:08:29,154 WE'RE GONNA FIND SOME WAY 222 00:08:29,187 --> 00:08:30,589 TO LOOK AT THIS LITTLE, SILVER CALENDAR THING. 223 00:08:30,622 --> 00:08:31,924 HOPEFULLY, IT'S AN ANTIQUE, 224 00:08:31,957 --> 00:08:34,326 AND NOT JUST SOME TOY OUT OF A CRACKER JACK BOX. 225 00:08:54,513 --> 00:08:59,751 - A BOAT MOTOR? I DON'T GOT NO BOAT! [laughs] 226 00:08:59,785 --> 00:09:01,320 - I THINK IT BELONGED TO LINDA. 227 00:09:01,353 --> 00:09:03,989 I DON'T THINK LINDA AND I HAD THE SAME TASTE. 228 00:09:04,022 --> 00:09:06,625 - IT'S NOT WORTH DEALING WITH THE GIGANTO STUFF 229 00:09:06,658 --> 00:09:07,659 IN THE BACK. 230 00:09:10,729 --> 00:09:12,097 - THEY DEFINITELY DID SOME BOATING, 231 00:09:12,130 --> 00:09:14,533 BECAUSE I SEE A PROP AND SOME FISHING RODS IN THERE. 232 00:09:14,566 --> 00:09:16,335 BOATING IS AN EXPENSIVE HOBBY. 233 00:09:16,368 --> 00:09:17,669 I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO HARD ON THIS 234 00:09:17,703 --> 00:09:20,572 IF I WANNA BEAT BACK THE CROWD. 235 00:09:20,606 --> 00:09:22,708 - FISHING STUFF I LIKE. VICTOR AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' YET. 236 00:09:22,741 --> 00:09:24,309 HE'S GONNA WANT THIS. - YEAH. 237 00:09:24,343 --> 00:09:25,477 - I'M GONNA KEEP PLAYING WITH HIM. 238 00:09:25,510 --> 00:09:26,712 - YEAH. 239 00:09:26,745 --> 00:09:27,813 - IT'LL PUT HIM WAY OVER THE EDGE ON THIS ONE. 240 00:09:27,846 --> 00:09:29,514 - YEAH. WE ALREADY HAVE A GREAT UNIT. 241 00:09:29,548 --> 00:09:33,051 IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME TO DO WHAT REALLY MATTERS. 242 00:09:33,085 --> 00:09:34,820 STICKIN' IT TO VICTOR. 243 00:09:34,853 --> 00:09:37,155 HEY, VIC, YOU LEAVE YOUR WALLET AT HOME? 244 00:09:37,189 --> 00:09:39,191 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 245 00:09:39,224 --> 00:09:41,627 [auctioneering] 100? 246 00:09:41,660 --> 00:09:42,995 - RIGHT HERE! - 100! 200! 247 00:09:43,028 --> 00:09:46,665 - I SAY THE CAP ON THIS IS 0. 248 00:09:46,698 --> 00:09:50,636 AND MOE, I SEE YOU TRYING TO BID. 249 00:09:50,669 --> 00:09:52,204 STOP IT! STOP! 250 00:09:52,237 --> 00:09:54,806 - RIGHT HERE! - 300. 4, 4, 4, WE GET 400? 251 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:56,642 400 THERE! NOW, 500. - RIGHT HERE, WALT! 252 00:09:56,675 --> 00:09:59,811 - 500! 6, 6, 6. - I'M GONNA ROLL WITH THAT SOME. 253 00:09:59,845 --> 00:10:01,713 YEAH! - 600! NOW, 700. 254 00:10:01,747 --> 00:10:03,482 - RIGHT HERE! - NOW, 800. [auctioneering] 255 00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:04,816 - YEAH. - NOW, 900 TO YOU. 256 00:10:04,850 --> 00:10:05,984 - RIGHT HERE! - NOW HALF, NOW-- 257 00:10:06,018 --> 00:10:07,185 - KEEP GOING. - YEAH! 258 00:10:07,219 --> 00:10:09,388 - 950, OVER THERE! - THIS COUNTRY BUMPKIN'S 259 00:10:09,421 --> 00:10:11,990 NOT TAKING ANOTHER LOCKER. TIME FOR ME TO SHUT THIS DOWN. 260 00:10:12,024 --> 00:10:14,660 - 1,125. - WISH I'DA THOUGHT OF THAT. 261 00:10:14,693 --> 00:10:15,861 NOW 1,150 IN THE BACK. 262 00:10:15,894 --> 00:10:17,863 - NOW HE CAN CHOKE ON THAT. 263 00:10:17,896 --> 00:10:19,665 - 1,150, ONCE! - DUMBASS. 264 00:10:19,698 --> 00:10:24,002 - 1,150, TWICE! I SOLD IT! $1,125, RIGHT THERE! 265 00:10:24,036 --> 00:10:26,104 - [sighs] I'M NOT GONNA SAY THAT I'VE BLOWN IT, 266 00:10:26,138 --> 00:10:27,873 BUT I MAY HAVE JUST BLOWN IT. 267 00:10:27,906 --> 00:10:31,376 - [feigned cough] SUCKER. [laughter] 268 00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:32,744 - THERE'S TOO MANY PEOPLE HERE, 269 00:10:32,778 --> 00:10:34,946 TOO MANY PEOPLE BIDDING. NEXT TIME, WE'RE GOING BACK 270 00:10:34,980 --> 00:10:37,749 TO THE ORIGINAL PLAN, WHICH IS, OF COURSE, NO PLAN. 271 00:10:37,783 --> 00:10:38,950 [laughs] 272 00:10:38,984 --> 00:10:41,353 - WE'LL DO BETTER NEXT TIME. - YEAH. 273 00:10:41,386 --> 00:10:44,589 - ALL RIGHT, TIME TO DO A LITTLE DIGGING. 274 00:10:44,623 --> 00:10:47,059 YOU KNOW, THAT'S PRETTY NICE STUFF. 275 00:10:47,092 --> 00:10:48,694 THAT'S A $100 COFFEE TABLE. 276 00:10:48,727 --> 00:10:51,697 TWO END TABLES. 50 BUCKS APIECE. 277 00:10:51,730 --> 00:10:54,032 YOU KNOW, THE FURNITURE DOESN'T EVEN SCRATCH THE SURFACE. 278 00:10:54,066 --> 00:10:56,435 I GOTTA CHECK OUT THIS BOATING AND FISHING STUFF. 279 00:10:56,468 --> 00:10:58,203 TWO LITTLE FISHING POLES THE GUY HAD HERE, 280 00:10:58,236 --> 00:11:01,106 AND THEY'RE BRAND NEW. 10 BUCKS APIECE. 281 00:11:01,139 --> 00:11:03,475 PROPELLER. IT'S NOT IN TERRIBLY GOOD SHAPE. 282 00:11:03,508 --> 00:11:06,878 IT'S A LITTLE NICKED UP. PROBABLY 250. 283 00:11:06,912 --> 00:11:10,415 THIS GUY WAS DEFINITELY INTO FISHING, BIG TIME. 284 00:11:10,449 --> 00:11:14,319 SOMETIMES YOU GET LUCKY WITH AN OLD FISHING LURE. 285 00:11:14,352 --> 00:11:17,456 BUT NOT THIS TIME, THIS IS ALL NEW STUFF. 286 00:11:17,489 --> 00:11:22,294 - WHOA! JACKPOT. 287 00:11:22,327 --> 00:11:25,797 AW, MAN! I THOUGHT IT WAS AN OUTBOARD MOTOR. 288 00:11:25,831 --> 00:11:27,999 MOSQUITO MAGNET. 200 BUCKS. 289 00:11:28,033 --> 00:11:31,837 MAN, THIS UNIT IS ONE DISAPPOINTMENT AFTER THE NEXT. 290 00:11:35,774 --> 00:11:39,111 SO HE'S INTO FISHING AND BARBIES. 291 00:11:39,144 --> 00:11:40,946 OKAY. 292 00:11:40,979 --> 00:11:42,414 IT SAYS SPECIAL EDITION ON HERE. 293 00:11:42,447 --> 00:11:44,182 AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T SAY COLLECTOR'S EDITION, 294 00:11:44,216 --> 00:11:45,784 [clears throat] WE'RE PRETTY GOOD. 295 00:11:45,817 --> 00:11:47,686 'CAUSE ANYTHING THAT SAYS COLLECTOR'S EDITION ON IT 296 00:11:47,719 --> 00:11:49,654 IS, UH--YOU KNOW, THEY MADE SO MANY OF 'EM, 297 00:11:49,688 --> 00:11:52,124 THEY TAKE FOREVER TO BE WORTH ANY MONEY AT ALL. 298 00:11:52,157 --> 00:11:53,692 THESE COULD BE WORTH $10, 299 00:11:53,725 --> 00:11:55,594 OR THEY COULD BE A FRIGGIN' GOLDMINE, 300 00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:57,162 YOU KNOW, DEPENDING UPON HOW MANY WAS MADE 301 00:11:57,195 --> 00:11:59,564 AND WHO'S COLLECTING IT. I'VE NEVER SEEN 302 00:11:59,598 --> 00:12:02,467 AFRO-AMERICAN BARBIES BEFORE. I NEED THESE TO PAY OFF, 303 00:12:02,501 --> 00:12:04,703 OR I'M DEAD IN THE WATER. BUBBA REALLY SCREWED 304 00:12:04,736 --> 00:12:07,339 THE POOCH ON THIS ONE, AND I'M THE POOCH. 305 00:12:09,241 --> 00:12:11,710 - I BOUGHT THIS GRANDMA'S ATTIC FOR $325. 306 00:12:11,743 --> 00:12:14,079 ALL RIGHT! 307 00:12:14,112 --> 00:12:15,914 LOVE THE VINTAGE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS. 308 00:12:15,947 --> 00:12:17,549 LOVE THE ANTIQUE FURNITURE. 309 00:12:17,582 --> 00:12:19,584 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT OTHER LITTLE TREASURES 310 00:12:19,618 --> 00:12:20,619 THIS GRANDMA HAD. 311 00:12:22,154 --> 00:12:24,589 OH, YEAH. THIS IS SO COOL! 312 00:12:24,623 --> 00:12:26,591 [item falling] 313 00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:28,627 WHOOPS. LOOK AT THIS BED! 314 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:31,596 IT IS ADORABLE. THEY DON'T DO THIS KIND 315 00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:36,735 OF ORNATE CARVING ANYMORE. I CAN MAKE THIS, SAY, $300. 316 00:12:36,768 --> 00:12:40,338 SO... 317 00:12:40,372 --> 00:12:42,774 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. FIVE. 318 00:12:42,808 --> 00:12:44,476 THE FURNITURE'S GONNA SELL GREAT. 319 00:12:44,509 --> 00:12:46,978 NOW, I HAVE TO SEE WHAT I HAVE WITH THE VINTAGE DECORATIONS. 320 00:12:47,012 --> 00:12:49,781 HERE, WE HAVE SANTA CLAUS. 321 00:12:49,815 --> 00:12:53,518 HE'S A 1970s VINTAGE YARD SANTA. YOU CAN PUT HIM IN YOUR WINDOW, 322 00:12:53,552 --> 00:12:54,920 YOU CAN PUT HIM IN YOUR YARD. 323 00:12:54,953 --> 00:12:57,756 ANYBODY WILL BUY SANTA. IT'S SANTA! 324 00:12:57,789 --> 00:12:59,324 AT LEAST $30. 325 00:12:59,357 --> 00:13:02,260 LET'S SEE. 326 00:13:02,294 --> 00:13:05,797 WHAT IS THIS? 327 00:13:08,066 --> 00:13:11,002 THIS IS-- THIS IS INTERESTING. 328 00:13:12,771 --> 00:13:15,540 1906. WELL, THIS IS DEFINITELY 329 00:13:15,574 --> 00:13:16,908 AN ANTIQUE. 330 00:13:16,942 --> 00:13:18,009 IS THIS A HAIR DRYER? 331 00:13:18,043 --> 00:13:19,744 OH, MY GOD, IT SAYS VIBRATOR ON IT. 332 00:13:19,778 --> 00:13:22,047 IT SAYS VIBRATOR ON IT. 333 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,149 WHY DOES THIS STUFF HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME? 334 00:13:24,182 --> 00:13:26,084 THIS IS, LIKE, AN ANTIQUE VIBRATOR? 335 00:13:26,117 --> 00:13:28,720 HOLD ON. 336 00:13:28,753 --> 00:13:32,390 SHELTON VIBRATORS. [laughs] 337 00:13:32,424 --> 00:13:34,893 I-I AM UNCOMFORTABLE. I DON'T EVEN-- 338 00:13:34,926 --> 00:13:38,330 [laughs] 339 00:13:38,363 --> 00:13:40,065 I WANT THIS TO BE A HAIR DRYER! 340 00:13:40,098 --> 00:13:43,902 I DON'T-- YOU WERE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT 341 00:13:43,935 --> 00:13:45,170 IN 1906. 342 00:13:45,203 --> 00:13:48,840 YEAH, HE IS NOT BLOW-DRYING HER HAIR. 343 00:13:48,874 --> 00:13:50,609 FOR SURE. MM-MMM. 344 00:13:50,642 --> 00:13:52,444 I AM A PROFESSIONAL. 345 00:13:52,477 --> 00:13:55,714 THIS IS AN ANTIQUE ELECTRICAL APPLIANCE, 346 00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:58,049 AND, THEREFORE, IT COULD BE VALUABLE. 347 00:13:58,083 --> 00:14:01,620 I DON'T KNOW WHO I COULD EVEN TAKE THIS TO 348 00:14:01,653 --> 00:14:06,958 WITHOUT COMPLETELY WANTING TO DIE WHILE I DO IT. 349 00:14:06,992 --> 00:14:08,226 BUT I'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 350 00:14:13,064 --> 00:14:15,066 - I FOUND A BARBIE COLLECTOR NAMED JOANIE 351 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,969 WHO COULD TELL ME ABOUT THESE AFRO-AMERICAN BARBIES I FOUND. 352 00:14:18,003 --> 00:14:21,072 HEY! HELLO, HELLO! I NEVER THOUGHT BARBIES 353 00:14:21,106 --> 00:14:24,042 WOULD BE MY ONLY HOPE FOR A PROFIT, BUT HERE I AM, 354 00:14:24,075 --> 00:14:25,076 A DESPERATE MAN. 355 00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:27,913 SO...THIS IS MY COLLECTION. 356 00:14:31,850 --> 00:14:33,084 NOW, DOES IT MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE 357 00:14:33,118 --> 00:14:34,986 THAT THESE ARE NATIVE AMERICAN BARBIES? 358 00:14:38,156 --> 00:14:40,091 OH, NOT NATIVE AMERICAN. I'M SORRY, I MADE A MISTAKE. 359 00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:42,460 - YES, YES, [laughing] YEAH. OKAY. 360 00:14:42,494 --> 00:14:45,130 THIS IS A, UM, 1999 MILLENNIUM PRINCESS BARBIE. 361 00:14:45,163 --> 00:14:46,665 - OKAY. - IT IS A NEVER REMOVED 362 00:14:46,698 --> 00:14:47,933 FROM BOX DOLL. 363 00:14:47,966 --> 00:14:50,001 - YES. - AND YOU SEE NRFB ON, ON DOLLS. 364 00:14:50,035 --> 00:14:51,836 THAT'S ONE OF THE--THE-- - NRFB. 365 00:14:51,870 --> 00:14:53,305 - YEAH, NEVER REMOVED FROM BOX. - OKAY. 366 00:14:53,338 --> 00:14:55,073 - SO THAT DOES KEEP HER VALUE HIGHER. 367 00:14:55,106 --> 00:14:56,908 THIS IS ONE OF THE MORE COLLECTIBLE 368 00:14:56,942 --> 00:14:58,677 OF THE HOLIDAY LINE OF BARBIES. 369 00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:01,913 BUT BOX SHAPE IS NOT GREAT ON THIS DOLL. 370 00:15:01,947 --> 00:15:03,181 SHE'S DEFINITELY BEEN CRUSHED. 371 00:15:03,214 --> 00:15:04,816 - MM-HMM. - SO THIS REALLY LOWERS 372 00:15:04,849 --> 00:15:06,151 THE VALUE OF IT. - OKAY. 373 00:15:06,184 --> 00:15:09,854 - THIS IS YOUR '97 HOLIDAY. - OKAY. 374 00:15:09,888 --> 00:15:11,156 - LIKE, THIS LOOKS LIKE A WINTER SKATING OUTFIT. 375 00:15:11,189 --> 00:15:13,191 - IT LOOKS LIKE A RUSSIAN WINTER SKATING OUTFIT. 376 00:15:13,224 --> 00:15:15,060 - YEAH. AND SHE'S GOT HER MUFF HERE. 377 00:15:16,227 --> 00:15:18,196 YOU KNOW, IT MATCHES THE FUR ON THE HAT. 378 00:15:18,229 --> 00:15:20,732 - WHERE CAN I FIND A GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT? 379 00:15:23,068 --> 00:15:26,604 - THIS IS YOUR 2002. THIS WAS THE, UH, FIRST 380 00:15:26,638 --> 00:15:28,873 OF THE CELEBRATION HOLIDAY BARBIES. 381 00:15:28,907 --> 00:15:30,542 BUT THE BOX IS THE WORST BOX YOU'VE GOT. 382 00:15:30,575 --> 00:15:32,010 THE BACK OF IT'S JUST TOTALLY SMASHED. 383 00:15:32,043 --> 00:15:33,011 IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S BEEN THE STORAGE BUILDING 384 00:15:33,044 --> 00:15:34,312 WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF HEAT. 385 00:15:34,346 --> 00:15:37,215 AND THE LAST ONE IS YOUR '98 HOLIDAY. 386 00:15:37,248 --> 00:15:39,117 SHE'S ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS. - MM-HMM. 387 00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:40,518 - THESE ARE SOME OF BARBIE COLLECTORS' 388 00:15:40,552 --> 00:15:42,120 FAVORITE COLORS, HOT PINK AND BLACK. 389 00:15:42,153 --> 00:15:43,722 - OKAY. - THIS IS YOUR BEST BOX. 390 00:15:43,755 --> 00:15:44,723 - IT'S THE CREAM OF THE CROP RIGHT THERE, HUH? 391 00:15:44,756 --> 00:15:45,857 - YES, SHE IS. 392 00:15:45,890 --> 00:15:46,958 - WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS WHOLE THING IS WORTH 393 00:15:46,992 --> 00:15:49,027 AS A COLLECTION? 394 00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:53,798 - BECAUSE OF THE BOX WEAR, PROBABLY... 395 00:15:53,832 --> 00:15:55,700 $100 TO $125. 396 00:15:55,734 --> 00:15:58,336 [comical descending chords] 397 00:15:58,370 --> 00:16:00,071 ♪ ♪ 398 00:16:00,105 --> 00:16:01,806 - THANK YOU, JOANIE. - OKAY, SURE. 399 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,308 - BUBBA MAY HAVE GOTTEN THE BETTER OF ME, 400 00:16:03,341 --> 00:16:05,076 BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE THIS INTO A HOBBY. 401 00:16:06,378 --> 00:16:07,612 [Barbie box dropping] THERE GOES THAT BOX. 402 00:16:07,645 --> 00:16:09,347 - [laugh] BE CAREFUL WITH, WHAT, THE GOOD BOXES 403 00:16:09,381 --> 00:16:11,249 THAT YOU HAVE. - OKAY. 404 00:16:14,986 --> 00:16:16,654 - I'M AT MONTGOMERY STREET ANTIQUES. 405 00:16:16,688 --> 00:16:18,790 THERE'S A LADY HERE WHO IS AN EXPERT 406 00:16:18,823 --> 00:16:24,496 ON THESE PARTICULAR ELECTRICAL PLEASURE ANTIQUES. 407 00:16:24,529 --> 00:16:26,097 SO I HOPE SHE CAN TELL ME IF IT'S WORTH ANYTHING. 408 00:16:26,131 --> 00:16:28,800 HI! ARE YOU BARB? - OH, YEAH! 409 00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:31,069 YOU MUST BE JENNY. - YES! NICE TO MEET YOU. 410 00:16:31,102 --> 00:16:33,938 - NICE TO MEET YOU. SO THIS IS THE ITEM, HUH? 411 00:16:33,972 --> 00:16:36,841 - YES. - AAH! OKAY. 412 00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:40,245 - NOW, IT SAYS VIBRATOR ON IT, 413 00:16:40,278 --> 00:16:43,615 BUT I'M HOPING IT'S SOMETHING ELSE. 414 00:16:43,648 --> 00:16:46,751 WELL, IT IS A VIBRATOR. 415 00:16:46,785 --> 00:16:52,624 IT'S AN EARLY ELECTRIC VIBRATOR. IT WAS MAINLY USED BY DOCTORS. 416 00:16:52,657 --> 00:16:54,926 - OKAY. - IT WAS A MEDICAL DEVICE, 417 00:16:54,959 --> 00:16:57,929 BASICALLY. WOMEN THAT CAME IN WITH HYSTERIA 418 00:16:57,962 --> 00:17:01,833 FAINTING, NERVOUSNESS, DOCTORS IN THE 1900s 419 00:17:01,866 --> 00:17:04,969 WOULD USE THIS AND SAY THAT IT CURED THEM. 420 00:17:05,003 --> 00:17:06,838 - SO, WHEN THIS CAME OUT, I GUESS IT CREATED 421 00:17:06,871 --> 00:17:08,807 A BIG BUZZ. [rim shot] 422 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,809 I'D BEEN SAVING THAT ONE. 423 00:17:10,842 --> 00:17:13,845 - BEFORE, THEY KIND OF KEPT IT HUSH-HUSH. 424 00:17:13,878 --> 00:17:17,148 USUALLY, THEY DIDN'T EVEN PICTURE THIS IN THE ADS. 425 00:17:17,182 --> 00:17:19,617 - OHH. - THEY WOULD JUST, UH, MENTION 426 00:17:19,651 --> 00:17:23,354 A HOME APPLIANCE TO HELP WOMEN. 427 00:17:23,388 --> 00:17:25,623 - THAT IS HILARIOUS! - SO--EXACTLY. 428 00:17:25,657 --> 00:17:26,991 - AND AWKWARD. 429 00:17:27,025 --> 00:17:29,461 I'M GLAD BARB AND I HAD THIS GIRL TALK. 430 00:17:29,494 --> 00:17:31,463 BUT I JUST NEED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT'S WORTH. 431 00:17:31,496 --> 00:17:35,967 IS IT, UM, A VALUABLE ANTIQUE? - YES. 432 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,003 SINCE YOU'VE GOT THE PAMPHLETS, AND IT SEEMS TO BE 433 00:17:39,037 --> 00:17:44,142 IN REALLY GOOD SHAPE, PROBABLY... 434 00:17:44,175 --> 00:17:47,178 PROBABLY 150. - $150? 435 00:17:47,212 --> 00:17:49,514 - $150 IS WHAT I WOULD SELL IT FOR. 436 00:17:49,547 --> 00:17:50,982 - THAT'S FANTASTIC. - [laughs] 437 00:17:51,015 --> 00:17:52,817 - OKAY. - UNLESS YOU WANNA KEEP IT. 438 00:17:52,851 --> 00:17:55,987 - NO! MM-MMM. - NO, I FEEL LIKE I NEED 439 00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:58,656 TO WASH MY HANDS NOW. - I KNOW, ME, TOO. OKAY. 440 00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:00,325 - BYE, JENNY. - THANKS BARB. 441 00:18:00,358 --> 00:18:01,993 - YOU'RE WELCOME. - [laughs] 442 00:18:02,026 --> 00:18:05,363 WELL, THIS VIBRATOR WASN'T THE KIND OF ANTIQUE 443 00:18:05,396 --> 00:18:08,533 I WAS HOPING TO FIND, BUT THE PRICE IS 444 00:18:08,566 --> 00:18:10,668 STIMULATING ENOUGH. [rim shot] 445 00:18:10,702 --> 00:18:11,703 GET IT? 446 00:18:13,938 --> 00:18:15,507 - RICK AND I ARE HERE AT LEGACY ANTIQUES 447 00:18:15,540 --> 00:18:18,776 TO HAVE AN EXPERT TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SILVER COIN 448 00:18:18,810 --> 00:18:20,612 MAYAN CALENDAR THING. I'M SURE THIS THING'S 449 00:18:20,645 --> 00:18:21,880 GONNA PREDICT THE END OF THE WORLD 450 00:18:21,913 --> 00:18:23,982 OR DESTROY IT. IT'S GONNA DO SOMETHIN'. 451 00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,650 - WOO! THIS PLACE IS FANCY. 452 00:18:25,683 --> 00:18:29,287 - DON'T TOUCH NOTHIN'. DON'T TURN YOUR BIG ASS AROUND. 453 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:33,291 - WHATCHA GUYS GOT? - THIS IS WHAT WE GOT HERE. 454 00:18:33,324 --> 00:18:35,894 - WOW. THAT'S COOL. - WE THINK IT MIGHT BE 455 00:18:35,927 --> 00:18:37,395 THE SAVING GRACE FOR ALL OF HUMANITY 456 00:18:37,428 --> 00:18:39,864 AGAINST THE MAYAN CALENDAR. - THIS COULD BE THE KEY. 457 00:18:39,898 --> 00:18:40,965 I THINK YOU GOT A LITTLE TREASURE HERE. 458 00:18:40,999 --> 00:18:42,100 - YEAH? - YEAH. 459 00:18:42,133 --> 00:18:44,169 - THESE ARE A FORERUNNER OF THE POCKET WATCH, 460 00:18:44,202 --> 00:18:46,070 AND THEY STARTED MAKING THESE THINGS PROBABLY BACK 461 00:18:46,104 --> 00:18:48,773 IN ABOUT THE 14TH CENTURY. - IT'S A CALENDAR, RIGHT? 462 00:18:48,806 --> 00:18:50,542 - WELL, IT'S ACTUALLY-- IT'S WRITTEN IN LATIN. 463 00:18:50,575 --> 00:18:53,211 THAT'S, UH, "CALENDARIUM PERPETUUM," 464 00:18:53,244 --> 00:18:55,880 WHICH IS BASICALLY A PERPETUAL CALENDAR. 465 00:18:55,914 --> 00:18:58,283 AND THIS SIDE TELLS THE DAY OF THE WEEK. 466 00:18:58,316 --> 00:18:59,984 YOU KNOW, SUNDAY, MONDAY, TUESDAY. 467 00:19:00,018 --> 00:19:03,054 AND THEN, THE INTERESTING PART ABOUT THE FRONT SIDE 468 00:19:03,087 --> 00:19:06,257 IS IT NOT ONLY TELLS THE MONTH, BUT IT TELLS 469 00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:08,726 THE LENGTH OF THE DAYS AND NIGHTS. 470 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,229 - REALLY? - AND ALSO, IT TELLS THE TIME 471 00:19:11,262 --> 00:19:13,064 OF THE SUNSET AND THE SUNRISE. 472 00:19:13,097 --> 00:19:14,966 SO I COULD GO TO ANY DAY, AND IT'S GOING TO TELL ME 473 00:19:14,999 --> 00:19:16,501 HOW LONG THAT DAY IS. - RIGHT. 474 00:19:16,534 --> 00:19:18,937 - HOW OLD DO YOU THINK IT IS? - I THINK THIS ONE'S, LIKE, 475 00:19:18,970 --> 00:19:22,140 EARLY 18TH CENTURY, ABOUT 1720 TO 1740. 476 00:19:22,173 --> 00:19:25,109 - WHOA, HOO-HOO-HOO, THAT'S GOOD NEWS. 477 00:19:25,143 --> 00:19:26,844 - THIS IS REALLY AN ADVANCE IN TECHNOLOGY 478 00:19:26,878 --> 00:19:29,814 FOR THAT TIME PERIOD. IT'S KIND OF LIKE THE iPAD 479 00:19:29,847 --> 00:19:31,449 OF THE 16TH-- - MY KIND OF iPAD. 480 00:19:31,482 --> 00:19:32,951 - 16TH CENTURY, 'CAUSE IT CONTAINS 481 00:19:32,984 --> 00:19:34,986 SO MUCH INFORMATION. - THAT'S DEFINITELY AN ANTIQUE. 482 00:19:35,019 --> 00:19:36,120 - YEAH, DEFINITELY. 483 00:19:36,154 --> 00:19:37,322 - I'VE BEEN DOING THIS ABOUT 40 YEARS. 484 00:19:37,355 --> 00:19:38,923 THAT'S REALLY ONLY THE SECOND ONE 485 00:19:38,957 --> 00:19:40,124 I'VE EVER SEEN. - REALLY? 486 00:19:40,158 --> 00:19:41,259 - SO IT'S PRETTY RARE. 487 00:19:41,292 --> 00:19:43,361 AND, UH, THIS IS IN EXCELLENT CONDITION, TOO. 488 00:19:43,394 --> 00:19:47,465 I WOULD SAY, UH, ON THE MARKET TO A COLLECTOR... 489 00:19:47,498 --> 00:19:51,102 YOU'RE LOOKING AT A HIGH END OF PROBABLY ABOUT... 490 00:19:51,135 --> 00:19:54,105 $3,500. 491 00:19:54,138 --> 00:19:55,440 - CHA-CHING! 492 00:19:55,473 --> 00:19:56,975 - YOU'RE IN THE MONEY, FOR SURE. 493 00:19:57,008 --> 00:19:59,244 - YOU THINK IF WE TURN IT TO THE MAYAN CALENDAR END DATE, 494 00:19:59,277 --> 00:20:00,511 SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN? 495 00:20:00,545 --> 00:20:02,146 - UH, YOU BETTER NOT TRY IT, SOMETHING COULD HAPPEN. 496 00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:04,549 - [laughs] SOMETHING COULD HAPPEN. 497 00:20:04,582 --> 00:20:06,217 - I'M GONNA DIAL IT TO THE PROPER DATE, 498 00:20:06,251 --> 00:20:07,819 AND THEN I'M GOING TO MAKE A MEDALLION OUT OF IT. 499 00:20:07,852 --> 00:20:10,755 IT'S GONNA CREATE AN AURA AROUND ME EVERYWHERE I GO. 500 00:20:10,788 --> 00:20:13,725 I'M GONNA SAVE THE WORLD, SO YOU'RE WELCOME. 501 00:20:13,758 --> 00:20:15,660 - OKAY. 502 00:20:15,693 --> 00:20:17,895 - narrators: THE ARLINGTON WINNERS WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, 503 00:20:17,929 --> 00:20:22,133 WHOSE ANTIQUE CALENDAR TURNED UP A $3,400 PROFIT. 504 00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:24,836 JENNY GRUMBLES GOT SOME GOOD VIBRATIONS 505 00:20:24,869 --> 00:20:29,007 AND GAINED A STIMULATING PROFIT OF $280. 506 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,509 MOE AND MARY WENT HOME WITH NOTHING. 507 00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:35,013 BUT VICTOR OVERPAID ON BOAT PARTS AND BARBIE DOLLS, 508 00:20:35,046 --> 00:20:39,250 FINISHING 450 BUCKS IN THE HOLE. 509 00:20:39,284 --> 00:20:41,052 - JENNY, IS THAT WOOD AROUND YOUR NECK? 510 00:20:41,085 --> 00:20:42,553 - LET ME SMELL IT. - WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS? 511 00:20:42,587 --> 00:20:43,921 - [laughs] - WELL, MOE WANTS TO SMELL IT 512 00:20:43,955 --> 00:20:45,390 SO HE CAN IDENTIFY IT. 513 00:20:45,423 --> 00:20:46,891 - IT'S WOOD. - MY SISTER BOUGHT IT-- 514 00:20:46,924 --> 00:20:48,593 BROUGHT IT BACK FROM JAMAICA. 515 00:20:48,626 --> 00:20:53,231 - EBONY, TEAK, WHITE ASH. THIS IS OLIVE WOOD. 516 00:20:53,264 --> 00:20:56,100 - ARE YOU FOR REAL? - [laughing] YEAH, I'M FOR REAL. 517 00:20:56,134 --> 00:21:00,104 - SMELL THIS ONE, MOE, AND TELL ME WHAT IT IS. 518 00:21:00,138 --> 00:21:02,473 - CHANEL. [laughter]