1 00:00:07,386 --> 00:00:10,723 male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... 2 00:00:10,756 --> 00:00:13,359 IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... 3 00:00:13,392 --> 00:00:15,995 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 4 00:00:16,028 --> 00:00:17,997 - THAT'S THE PRIZE. 5 00:00:18,030 --> 00:00:19,365 narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 6 00:00:19,398 --> 00:00:20,366 - YEAH. - YEAH. 7 00:00:20,399 --> 00:00:22,234 - RIGHT HERE! - YEAH! 8 00:00:22,268 --> 00:00:23,969 narrator: COMING UP... 9 00:00:24,003 --> 00:00:26,138 - IS IT TWO PIECES OF ART? - NO, IT'S NOT. 10 00:00:26,172 --> 00:00:28,040 THERE'S AN AIR FRESHENER STUCK TO IT. 11 00:00:28,074 --> 00:00:30,309 HE HAS LOST HIS DAMN MIND. 12 00:00:30,342 --> 00:00:31,444 - PARTY TIME! 13 00:00:31,477 --> 00:00:33,079 - I THINK I REALLY SCORED ON THIS UNIT. 14 00:00:33,112 --> 00:00:34,847 THIS THING'S PROBABLY LOADED WITH TCHOTCHKES. 15 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,882 NO! NO. 16 00:00:36,916 --> 00:00:38,751 THIS ISN'T LOOKING GOOD! 17 00:00:38,784 --> 00:00:39,752 OH, GOD! 18 00:00:39,785 --> 00:00:42,021 - AW, GOD! SON OF A BITCH! 19 00:00:42,054 --> 00:00:44,056 - THAT LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF A PAIN THING. 20 00:00:44,090 --> 00:00:45,591 BUBBA HAS DONE BOUGHT SOMETHING 21 00:00:45,624 --> 00:00:48,461 THAT'S GONNA CURSE MY FAMILY TILL THE DAY I DIE. 22 00:00:51,163 --> 00:00:53,666 [country rock music] 23 00:00:53,699 --> 00:00:55,134 - YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET. 24 00:00:55,167 --> 00:00:56,602 THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. 25 00:00:56,635 --> 00:00:58,771 - BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. 26 00:00:58,804 --> 00:01:01,073 - I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE. 27 00:01:01,107 --> 00:01:02,575 - I SEE TREASURES. 28 00:01:02,608 --> 00:01:05,978 - IT'S FABULOUS. 29 00:01:06,011 --> 00:01:07,113 all: OH! 30 00:01:07,146 --> 00:01:09,448 - YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. 31 00:01:09,482 --> 00:01:10,483 - READY TO GO? 32 00:01:10,516 --> 00:01:11,484 - ALL RIGHT. - YEAH! 33 00:01:11,517 --> 00:01:13,953 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 34 00:01:13,986 --> 00:01:15,554 - HEY! 35 00:01:15,588 --> 00:01:18,090 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ - WHOA! 36 00:01:18,124 --> 00:01:19,959 - ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ 37 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:21,227 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 38 00:01:21,260 --> 00:01:24,130 - RIGHT HERE. 39 00:01:24,163 --> 00:01:26,165 - AND IT'S SOLD! 40 00:01:28,467 --> 00:01:30,369 - CEDAR HILL, TEXAS, IS WHERE WE'RE GOING TODAY. 41 00:01:30,402 --> 00:01:31,537 CEDAR HILL IS THE HOME 42 00:01:31,570 --> 00:01:34,140 OF OUR VERY GOOD FRIEND DR. MOE. 43 00:01:34,173 --> 00:01:36,742 AND "DOCTOR" MEANS MONEY. WHO KNOWS? 44 00:01:36,775 --> 00:01:39,979 MAYBE MOE FORGOT TO PAY HIS OWN STORAGE BILLS. 45 00:01:40,012 --> 00:01:41,313 - DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING, MOE? 46 00:01:41,347 --> 00:01:43,649 - KIND OF. - [laughs] GREAT. 47 00:01:43,682 --> 00:01:44,917 - THIS IS 950? 48 00:01:44,950 --> 00:01:47,019 - MOE, WE PASSED IT FOR SURE. 49 00:01:47,052 --> 00:01:49,555 - LET ME TURN AROUND. - I THINK WE'RE LOST. 50 00:01:49,588 --> 00:01:52,291 I'M A LITTLE WORRIED, BECAUSE WE'VE MADE ABOUT 20 U-TURNS. 51 00:01:52,324 --> 00:01:53,726 - WE'RE HEADIN' IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. 52 00:01:53,759 --> 00:01:55,261 I PROMISE. - [laughs] 53 00:01:55,294 --> 00:01:57,696 I MEAN, I LOVE MOE. MOST OF THE TIME, YOU KNOW, 54 00:01:57,730 --> 00:02:00,232 HE TELLS ME STORIES, AND IT'S ABOUT HISTORY AND STUFF. 55 00:02:00,266 --> 00:02:02,201 BUT THEN THERE'S OTHER TIMES, WHERE IT'S LIKE, 56 00:02:02,234 --> 00:02:04,737 GRANDPA CRAPPED HIS PANTS, AND I HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP. 57 00:02:04,770 --> 00:02:07,306 - MAYBE IF I WET MY FINGER AND STICK IT OUT THE WINDOW... 58 00:02:07,339 --> 00:02:08,674 - EWW! [laughs] 59 00:02:08,707 --> 00:02:10,709 - I'LL BE ABLE TO TEST THE WIND, 60 00:02:10,743 --> 00:02:14,213 AND SEE IF WE'RE SAILING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. 61 00:02:14,246 --> 00:02:16,715 TODAY, I'M GONNA TRY AND GET MARY TO TRUST ME 62 00:02:16,749 --> 00:02:18,384 WITH SOME OF THE MORE RISKY UNITS. 63 00:02:18,417 --> 00:02:22,321 SHE MAY THINK I'M SENILE, BUT I'M SENILE LIKE A FOX. 64 00:02:23,389 --> 00:02:25,524 [phone rings] - HELLO. 65 00:02:25,558 --> 00:02:28,060 - HOW'S IT GOIN'? - I KNEW YOU'D BE CALLIN'. 66 00:02:28,093 --> 00:02:30,029 - WELL, OF COURSE, I'M GONNA BE CALLIN'. 67 00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:31,664 - [laughs] RICKY'S AT A BENEFIT AUCTION 68 00:02:31,697 --> 00:02:32,998 TO RAISE MONEY FOR CHARITY. 69 00:02:33,032 --> 00:02:35,067 SO TODAY, I'M JUST ONE MAN AGAINST THE WORLD. 70 00:02:35,100 --> 00:02:37,970 - WELL, DO YOU MISS ME? - UH, NOT REALLY. 71 00:02:38,003 --> 00:02:39,405 - WELL, I MISS YOUR SINGIN'. 72 00:02:39,438 --> 00:02:41,073 - MY SINGIN'? WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT, DUDE? 73 00:02:41,106 --> 00:02:42,074 I DON'T SING. 74 00:02:42,107 --> 00:02:43,642 - JUST STICK TO THE BREAD AND BUTTER. 75 00:02:43,676 --> 00:02:45,511 - RICKY, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN', DUDE. 76 00:02:45,544 --> 00:02:46,745 - I GUESS I'LL TRUST YOU. 77 00:02:46,779 --> 00:02:48,480 - IT'S KINDA NICE NOT HAVING RICKY HERE. 78 00:02:48,514 --> 00:02:50,883 I CAN BID ON THE UNITS I LIKE WITHOUT GETTING NAGGED AT. 79 00:02:50,916 --> 00:02:51,984 ALL RIGHT. - TALK TO YOU LATER. 80 00:02:52,017 --> 00:02:53,619 - ALL RIGHT, BYE. 81 00:02:53,652 --> 00:02:57,189 ♪ SABADO, DOMINGO, WHATCHA KNOW? ♪ 82 00:02:57,223 --> 00:02:59,525 ♪ WHATCHA KNOW, KNOW ♪ 83 00:02:59,558 --> 00:03:01,961 - WHERE'S YOUR, UH, SIDEKICK? 84 00:03:01,994 --> 00:03:03,395 - HE'S AT A BENEFIT AUCTION. 85 00:03:03,429 --> 00:03:05,397 - YOU'RE MOVING UP. YOU'RE HERE ALL BY YOURSELF. 86 00:03:05,431 --> 00:03:08,667 SUCH A BIG BOY TODAY. 87 00:03:08,701 --> 00:03:10,436 - [imitating Forrest Gump] JENN-AY. 88 00:03:10,469 --> 00:03:11,704 SO WHY ARE YOU ALL THE WAY OUT HERE? 89 00:03:11,737 --> 00:03:13,639 - I'M LOOKING FOR SOME SMALLER THINGS. 90 00:03:13,672 --> 00:03:15,708 THINGS THAT WOULD GO WITH YOUR FURNITURE. 91 00:03:15,741 --> 00:03:17,943 MY SHOP IS, LIKE, BUSTING AT THE SEAMS. 92 00:03:17,977 --> 00:03:20,479 SO TODAY, I'M LOOKING FOR CUTE LITTLE TCHOTCHKES. 93 00:03:20,512 --> 00:03:21,647 NO FURNITURE. 94 00:03:24,483 --> 00:03:27,186 - VICTOR DID MAKE IT. - I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE. 95 00:03:27,219 --> 00:03:29,955 - APPARENTLY, HE'S GONNA BUY TODAY. 96 00:03:29,989 --> 00:03:31,657 - WELL, I BROUGHT MY TRUCK TODAY WITH ME. 97 00:03:31,690 --> 00:03:33,993 THIS WAY, IT'S ONE TRIP IN, ONE TRIP OUT. 98 00:03:34,026 --> 00:03:36,295 BRINGING MY TRUCK IS WHAT I LIKE TO CALL A POWER MOVE. 99 00:03:36,328 --> 00:03:39,131 KEEPS MY COMPETITION ON THEIR TOES RIGHT FROM THE GET-GO. 100 00:03:39,164 --> 00:03:40,799 - GOOD MORNING. - GOOD MORNING. 101 00:03:40,833 --> 00:03:43,068 SO WHERE'S YOUR, UH, SMALLER HALF? 102 00:03:43,102 --> 00:03:44,436 - [laughs] 103 00:03:44,470 --> 00:03:45,871 - YOU'RE HERE TODAY ALL ON YOUR OWN? 104 00:03:45,904 --> 00:03:47,740 SHOULD I CALL RICKY? - YEAH. 105 00:03:47,773 --> 00:03:48,741 - I'M GONNA GO NOTIFY HIM, LET HIM KNOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, 106 00:03:48,774 --> 00:03:50,209 ALL RIGHT? - YOU SHOULD DO THAT. 107 00:03:50,242 --> 00:03:53,212 - IS IT JUST ME, OR IS VICTOR KIND OF A DICK TO BUBBA? 108 00:03:55,047 --> 00:03:56,715 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 109 00:03:56,749 --> 00:03:58,183 HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. 110 00:03:58,217 --> 00:03:59,418 FIRST THING, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. 111 00:03:59,451 --> 00:04:00,986 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. 112 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:02,921 THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES. 113 00:04:02,955 --> 00:04:05,491 TODAY'S AUCTION IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. 114 00:04:05,524 --> 00:04:07,593 PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKET. 115 00:04:07,626 --> 00:04:09,662 ARE YOU READY TO GO? - LET'S GO! 116 00:04:09,695 --> 00:04:11,096 - HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! 117 00:04:20,439 --> 00:04:22,041 - THIS IS A PRETTY NICE DINETTE, RIGHT HERE. 118 00:04:22,074 --> 00:04:24,843 IT'S A FURNITURE UNIT, BUT IT'S A GOOD FURNITURE UNIT. 119 00:04:24,877 --> 00:04:26,945 RICKY WOULD LIKE THIS UNIT 'CAUSE OF THE FURNITURE. 120 00:04:26,979 --> 00:04:30,249 BUT I'M IN IT FOR THE MYSTERY BOXES IN THE CORNER. 121 00:04:30,282 --> 00:04:31,950 - THERE'S A BASEBALL IN THERE. 122 00:04:31,984 --> 00:04:34,086 IT'S IN SOME LITTLE, LIKE, GOLD GLOVE. 123 00:04:37,256 --> 00:04:40,192 CAN A PITCHER EVEN WIN A GOLD GLOVE? 124 00:04:40,225 --> 00:04:41,627 - SOME NICE TABLES HERE. 125 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:43,162 THERE IS A BIG SOFA IN HERE. 126 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:45,230 THIS UNIT LOOKS LIKE A STUDIO APARTMENT. 127 00:04:45,264 --> 00:04:47,166 IT WOULD FIT PERFECTLY IN MY TRAILER. 128 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:49,068 I'M IN. - WHAT IS IT? 129 00:04:49,101 --> 00:04:51,970 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE? BUNK BEDS. 130 00:04:52,004 --> 00:04:54,406 - YES, BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S WORTH IT, 131 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,008 COMPARED TO WHAT ELSE IS IN HERE. 132 00:04:56,041 --> 00:04:57,009 - OKAY. - DO YOU? 133 00:04:57,042 --> 00:04:58,077 - NO. - OKAY, GOOD. 134 00:04:58,110 --> 00:05:00,179 WE AGREE, RIGHT? [whistles] 135 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:03,615 MOE HAD A SENIOR MOMENT THIS MORNING AND GOT US LOST. 136 00:05:03,649 --> 00:05:05,951 I HAVE TO MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T HAVE ANOTHER ONE. 137 00:05:05,984 --> 00:05:07,186 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 138 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:08,487 SELLIN' A LITTLE FURNITURE UNIT HERE. 139 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:09,922 WANT TO GIVE 100? I GOT 100 HERE. 140 00:05:09,955 --> 00:05:11,323 NOW 200. LET ME GET 300. 141 00:05:11,357 --> 00:05:13,392 300. NOW 400, 400, 400! 142 00:05:13,425 --> 00:05:15,027 400 THERE. NOW HALF. WOULD YOU GIVE 450? 143 00:05:15,060 --> 00:05:17,463 NOW 450. I GOT 450. NOW 475. 144 00:05:17,496 --> 00:05:19,865 - YEAH. - I GOT 475 IN THE BACK! 145 00:05:19,898 --> 00:05:21,700 NOW 500. 500, 500 THERE. 146 00:05:21,734 --> 00:05:23,135 NOW QUARTER. NOW 25. - YEAH. 147 00:05:23,168 --> 00:05:25,137 - I GOT 525. - GOOD FOR BUBBA! 148 00:05:25,170 --> 00:05:26,538 STICK THAT TO VICTOR. 149 00:05:26,572 --> 00:05:29,541 - NOW 550! NOW 575. IN THE BACK, 575. 150 00:05:29,575 --> 00:05:31,643 - YEAH! - 575, I GOT IT! 151 00:05:31,677 --> 00:05:33,312 NOW 600. WE NEED 600. 152 00:05:33,345 --> 00:05:34,980 600, ONCE. 600, TWICE. 153 00:05:35,013 --> 00:05:38,517 600, THREE TIMES. I SOLD IT, $575! 154 00:05:38,550 --> 00:05:40,152 - THOSE MYSTERY BOXES ARE A BIG GAMBLE. 155 00:05:40,185 --> 00:05:42,254 BUT WITH NO RICKY, I CAME TO ROLL THE DICE. 156 00:05:43,689 --> 00:05:45,357 - I AM SO ON TEAM BUBBA. 157 00:05:54,767 --> 00:05:55,734 - THIS WAS SOMEBODY MAKIN' 158 00:05:55,768 --> 00:05:57,636 THEIR OWN BARBECUE SAUCE OUTTA HERE. 159 00:05:57,669 --> 00:05:59,705 WHO KNOWS HOW LONG THIS STUFF BEEN SITTIN' IN HERE? 160 00:05:59,738 --> 00:06:01,473 - SPICY BARBECUE SAUCE. 161 00:06:01,507 --> 00:06:02,841 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK. 162 00:06:02,875 --> 00:06:04,143 I DON'T NEED THIS LOCKER. 163 00:06:04,176 --> 00:06:06,612 - THERE'S A CRAPLOAD OF CASES OF IT. 164 00:06:06,645 --> 00:06:08,480 IT'S NOTHING I NEED HERE. 165 00:06:08,514 --> 00:06:10,883 - OHH. - [chuckles] 166 00:06:10,916 --> 00:06:13,051 - YOU EVER HEAR OF THAT BARBEQUE SAUCE? 167 00:06:13,085 --> 00:06:15,220 - NO. - IS THAT TWO PIECES OF ART? 168 00:06:15,254 --> 00:06:17,456 - MOE, NO, IT'S NOT. 169 00:06:17,489 --> 00:06:19,324 THERE'S A AIR FRESHENER STUCK TO IT. 170 00:06:19,358 --> 00:06:21,059 - MAYBE THE ART HUNG IN THE BATHROOM. 171 00:06:21,093 --> 00:06:23,362 - OH, MY GOD. COME ON. 172 00:06:23,395 --> 00:06:25,097 - MARY'S REALLY UNDERESTIMATING THIS LOCKER. 173 00:06:25,130 --> 00:06:27,366 THE FRAMES COULD HAVE ART, AND THE BARBEQUE SAUCE 174 00:06:27,399 --> 00:06:28,834 DOESN'T LOOK THAT BAD. 175 00:06:31,703 --> 00:06:33,405 - NO, MOE. OH, MY GOD. 176 00:06:33,439 --> 00:06:35,374 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT BIDDIN', MOE. 177 00:06:35,407 --> 00:06:36,508 - OKAY. 178 00:06:36,542 --> 00:06:37,776 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 179 00:06:37,810 --> 00:06:39,378 WHAT DO Y'ALL WANNA GIVE NOW? 100! 180 00:06:39,411 --> 00:06:40,512 - 100! - I HAVE A HUNDRED. 181 00:06:40,546 --> 00:06:41,947 - OH, MY GOD. MOE! - NOW 200, 200, 200. 182 00:06:41,980 --> 00:06:43,415 200. I NEED A BID AT 200. 183 00:06:43,449 --> 00:06:44,650 WANNA GIVE 200, 200, 200? 184 00:06:44,683 --> 00:06:46,051 HOW ABOUT 150? WILL THAT HELP YOU OUT ANY? 185 00:06:46,084 --> 00:06:48,086 - YOU'RE UNLOADIN' IT BY YOURSELF. 186 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,688 [laughs] I'M NOT TALKIN' TO YOU. 187 00:06:49,721 --> 00:06:50,956 - 150 TWICE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 188 00:06:50,989 --> 00:06:51,957 THREE TIMES. I SOLD IT. 189 00:06:51,990 --> 00:06:53,392 $100. RIGHT THERE, $100. 190 00:06:53,425 --> 00:06:55,360 - HE HAS LOST HIS DAMN MIND. 191 00:06:55,394 --> 00:06:56,995 - PARTY TIME! 192 00:07:00,933 --> 00:07:02,835 - HEY! - IT'S A 5x10. 193 00:07:09,208 --> 00:07:10,309 - THERE'S A LOT OF BOXES, 194 00:07:10,342 --> 00:07:12,244 BUT THIS IS "RANSACK THE HOUSE" BOXES. 195 00:07:12,277 --> 00:07:14,513 IT LOOKS LIKE A TORNADO HIT A PRE-SCHOOL... 196 00:07:14,546 --> 00:07:15,948 WHICH IS SAD. 197 00:07:15,981 --> 00:07:19,985 - I SEE SOME INTERESTING LITTLE WOOD BOX. 198 00:07:20,018 --> 00:07:21,520 LITTLE ORNATE CLOCK. 199 00:07:21,553 --> 00:07:23,789 THERE COULD BE SOME GOOD STUFF IN THOSE BOXES. 200 00:07:23,822 --> 00:07:26,225 - HOLY [bleep]. 201 00:07:26,258 --> 00:07:28,961 - WELL, A BUNCH OF PLASTIC CONTAINERS. 202 00:07:28,994 --> 00:07:30,529 - I'M EXHAUSTED JUST LOOKING AT IT. 203 00:07:30,562 --> 00:07:31,964 - WHO EVEN KNOWS WHAT'S IN THERE? 204 00:07:31,997 --> 00:07:34,166 - IS THIS FOR US? - NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 205 00:07:34,199 --> 00:07:35,934 - REALLY JUMBLED IN HERE. 206 00:07:35,968 --> 00:07:37,803 IT'S MESSY, AND YOU CANNOT SEE ANYTHING AT ALL. 207 00:07:37,836 --> 00:07:39,204 THIS UNIT'S GOT A LOT OF HIDDEN POTENTIAL, 208 00:07:39,238 --> 00:07:40,639 BUT IT'S NOT FOR SLACKERS. 209 00:07:40,672 --> 00:07:41,707 THIS IS GONNA BE A LOT OF WORK. 210 00:07:41,740 --> 00:07:42,708 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 211 00:07:42,741 --> 00:07:44,076 25. [auctioneering] 212 00:07:44,109 --> 00:07:45,477 I HAVE 25. NOW 50. 213 00:07:45,511 --> 00:07:47,713 NOW 75. I'LL DO 75. I'LL DO 75 THERE. 214 00:07:47,746 --> 00:07:49,114 75. NOW 100. 215 00:07:49,147 --> 00:07:50,916 - SO FAR, VIC HASN'T GOTTEN A LOCKER, 216 00:07:50,949 --> 00:07:52,618 AND HE'S NOT GETTIN' THIS ONE FROM ME. 217 00:07:52,651 --> 00:07:54,453 - 125, 125, NOW 150. 218 00:07:54,486 --> 00:07:56,154 150. NOW 175. 219 00:07:56,188 --> 00:07:57,723 BID AT 175. NOW 200. 220 00:07:57,756 --> 00:07:59,691 200, 200, 200 HERE. I GOT 200 HERE. 221 00:07:59,725 --> 00:08:01,159 NOW 225, BID AT 225. 222 00:08:01,193 --> 00:08:03,428 YEP! YOU, 225, 225! - 225. 223 00:08:03,462 --> 00:08:04,496 - NOW HALF! 250? 224 00:08:04,530 --> 00:08:06,398 ANYONE GIVE 250? 250, ONCE. 225 00:08:06,431 --> 00:08:07,399 250, TWICE. 226 00:08:07,432 --> 00:08:10,135 I'VE SOLD IT FOR $225! 227 00:08:10,168 --> 00:08:11,169 - SCREW VICTOR. 228 00:08:11,203 --> 00:08:12,638 BUBBA AND I ARE GONNA SHUT HIM OUT. 229 00:08:17,276 --> 00:08:19,278 - OH, YEAH. I'M GONNA MAKE SURE MY UNIT'S 230 00:08:19,311 --> 00:08:22,381 GOT SOME PROFIT BEFORE I GO BACK TO THE AUCTION. 231 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:25,984 LIKE, THIS SOFA AND CHAIR, 300 BUCKS. 232 00:08:26,018 --> 00:08:27,452 THIS IS NICE RIGHT HERE... 233 00:08:27,486 --> 00:08:30,422 IF THAT'S A WHOLE BEDROOM SET. 234 00:08:30,455 --> 00:08:33,425 I GOT A HEADBOARD, FOOTBOARD, NIGHT STAND. 235 00:08:33,458 --> 00:08:34,993 THERE'S 300 BUCKS. 236 00:08:35,027 --> 00:08:36,828 YEAH, I'LL ADMIT, FURNITURE'S ALWAYS A MONEY MAKER. 237 00:08:36,862 --> 00:08:39,498 BUT I REALLY BOUGHT THIS UNIT TO SEE WHAT'S BEHIND THE BOXES. 238 00:08:45,771 --> 00:08:49,207 - AH, GOD! SON OF A BITCH! 239 00:08:49,241 --> 00:08:52,978 HOLY COW. WHAT IN THE-- 240 00:08:53,011 --> 00:08:54,479 WELL, NO WONDER. LOOK AT THIS. 241 00:08:57,082 --> 00:08:59,718 THAT IS A PORCUPINE ABORIGINE. 242 00:08:59,751 --> 00:09:01,119 THIS DOESN'T LOOK NATIVE AMERICAN. 243 00:09:01,153 --> 00:09:05,023 THIS LOOKS MORE LIKE AFRICAN, OR MAYAN, OR-- 244 00:09:05,057 --> 00:09:07,392 I KNOW I NEED A GEOGRAPHY LESSON. 245 00:09:07,426 --> 00:09:09,394 I KNEW THERE WAS A GOOD REASON TO BUY THIS LOCKER. 246 00:09:09,428 --> 00:09:12,297 BUT I'M NOT GONNA LIE, THIS THING LOOKS CURSED. 247 00:09:12,331 --> 00:09:15,867 SOMEBODY OR SOME GROUP MUST'VE REALLY HATED THIS GUY. 248 00:09:15,901 --> 00:09:17,703 THEY HAVE FILLED HIM FULL OF LEAD. 249 00:09:17,736 --> 00:09:20,272 I KNOW RICKY WATCHES A LOT OF NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC, 250 00:09:20,305 --> 00:09:23,408 AND HE MIGHT GIVE ME SOME KIND OF B.S. ANSWER OF WHAT IT IS. 251 00:09:23,442 --> 00:09:25,110 I ALREADY MADE MY MONEY BACK ON THE FURNITURE. 252 00:09:25,143 --> 00:09:27,879 SO IF THIS HELLRAISER PINHEAD THING IS WORTH MONEY, 253 00:09:27,913 --> 00:09:30,649 MY GAMBLE MIGHT'VE PAID OFF. 254 00:09:30,682 --> 00:09:32,351 - 821, WALT. 255 00:09:32,384 --> 00:09:35,921 THIS ONE IS A 5x10. 256 00:09:38,624 --> 00:09:40,592 - IT'S TOUGH GETTING DOWN TO THIS ONE HERE. 257 00:09:40,626 --> 00:09:42,294 THERE IS A HEADBOARD BACK THERE. 258 00:09:42,327 --> 00:09:43,829 I THINK THERE'S AN OVEN BACK THERE, TOO. 259 00:09:43,862 --> 00:09:45,631 DATED APPLIANCES, ALTHOUGH THEY LOOK GREAT, 260 00:09:45,664 --> 00:09:47,299 YOU NEVER KNOW IF THEY'RE GONNA WORK. 261 00:09:47,332 --> 00:09:48,300 - I KINDA LIKE THIS. 262 00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:49,835 CHESTS ARE ALWAYS INTERESTING. 263 00:09:49,868 --> 00:09:51,436 - I COULD ALWAYS DO SOMETHING WITH IT. 264 00:09:51,470 --> 00:09:52,604 - THIS WOOD'S GOOD. 265 00:09:52,638 --> 00:09:54,840 - I THINK MOE HAS FINALLY TAKEN A BREAK 266 00:09:54,873 --> 00:09:56,942 FROM BEING A SPACE CADET. 267 00:09:56,975 --> 00:09:58,110 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 268 00:09:58,143 --> 00:09:59,811 LIKE A HOMEMADE ENTERTAINMENT CENTER. 269 00:09:59,845 --> 00:10:00,946 NOTHING I WANT IN THERE. 270 00:10:06,852 --> 00:10:08,353 - I REALLY NEED TO BUY SMALL TODAY, 271 00:10:08,387 --> 00:10:10,122 AND STAY AWAY FROM BIG FURNITURE. 272 00:10:10,155 --> 00:10:11,423 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 273 00:10:11,456 --> 00:10:12,991 HOW ABOUT 100? WILL YOU GIVE 100? NOW 100? 274 00:10:13,025 --> 00:10:14,526 [auctioneering] 275 00:10:14,559 --> 00:10:15,727 50 BUCKS. 276 00:10:15,761 --> 00:10:16,795 50, THANK YOU, 50! 277 00:10:16,828 --> 00:10:18,864 NOW 75! WANNA DO 75? 75? 278 00:10:18,897 --> 00:10:19,865 NOW 100 TO YOU. 279 00:10:19,898 --> 00:10:20,866 - 100! - 100 THERE! 280 00:10:20,899 --> 00:10:22,267 I HAVE A 100. NOW A QUARTER. 281 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:23,602 NOW 50. - YES. 282 00:10:23,635 --> 00:10:24,903 - 150. NOW 175. 283 00:10:24,936 --> 00:10:26,338 175, BID AT 175. 284 00:10:26,371 --> 00:10:27,472 175, ONCE. 285 00:10:27,506 --> 00:10:28,707 175, TWICE! 286 00:10:28,740 --> 00:10:31,009 I SOLD, SOLD, SOLD IT, $150, RIGHT HERE. 287 00:10:31,043 --> 00:10:32,310 THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 288 00:10:32,344 --> 00:10:33,845 - THIS IS TOO EASY. 289 00:10:33,879 --> 00:10:36,481 NOBODY ELSE BIDS ON THESE UNITS, AND I GET 'EM FOR REAL CHEAP. 290 00:10:36,515 --> 00:10:37,616 - NOW, YOU KNOW, TODAY, IT WAS TOUGH. 291 00:10:37,649 --> 00:10:38,784 THOSE ARE THE BREAKS. 292 00:10:38,817 --> 00:10:40,686 SOMETIMES YOU WIN, SOMETIMES YOU LOSE. 293 00:10:40,719 --> 00:10:41,953 YEAH, I'M PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO KEEP 294 00:10:41,987 --> 00:10:43,455 A LOWER PROFILE NEXT TIME. 295 00:10:47,693 --> 00:10:49,461 - I THINK I REALLY SCORED ON THIS UNIT. 296 00:10:49,494 --> 00:10:51,430 THIS THING'S PROBABLY LOADED WITH TCHOTCHKES. 297 00:10:51,463 --> 00:10:53,765 I'M GONNA PAINT THIS. 298 00:10:53,799 --> 00:10:56,501 IT'S GONNA BE $20 WHEN I'M DONE WITH IT. 299 00:10:56,535 --> 00:10:58,503 THESE ARE CUTE, I CAN PAINT THE HANDLE. 300 00:10:58,537 --> 00:11:00,038 $18. 301 00:11:00,072 --> 00:11:02,340 OKAY, THE REST OF THIS IS KINDA CHEESY. 302 00:11:02,374 --> 00:11:05,877 OH, HE'S CUTE! 303 00:11:05,911 --> 00:11:07,479 REALLY? AWESOME. 304 00:11:07,512 --> 00:11:10,782 I HAD BROKE, LIKE, THE ONE OTHER CUTE THING IN THE LOCKER. 305 00:11:10,816 --> 00:11:13,752 AVALANCHE! 306 00:11:13,785 --> 00:11:15,854 I SAVED IT. HEH. 307 00:11:15,887 --> 00:11:17,322 NO. 308 00:11:17,355 --> 00:11:20,225 NO. 309 00:11:20,258 --> 00:11:23,562 THIS ISN'T LOOKING GOOD! 310 00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:26,431 OH, MY GOD, THERE'S SO MUCH MORE BACK HERE. 311 00:11:26,465 --> 00:11:27,966 I REALLY DON'T WANNA BE WHINY, 312 00:11:27,999 --> 00:11:32,070 BUT I THINK I GOT IN WAY OVER MY HEAD ON THIS UNIT. 313 00:11:32,104 --> 00:11:34,072 NO! NO. 314 00:11:34,106 --> 00:11:35,507 NO! 315 00:11:38,577 --> 00:11:40,846 [gasps] 316 00:11:40,879 --> 00:11:44,015 WHAT IS THIS? 317 00:11:44,049 --> 00:11:45,951 THIS IS, LIKE, THE ONLY INTERESTING THING 318 00:11:45,984 --> 00:11:47,686 THAT HAS BEEN IN HERE. 319 00:11:47,719 --> 00:11:50,822 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS. 320 00:11:50,856 --> 00:11:53,258 I THINK THIS MIGHT BE A MOUSETRAP? 321 00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:54,426 IT LOOKS SUPER OLD. 322 00:11:54,459 --> 00:11:56,762 I MEAN, MY CUSTOMERS LIKE OLD. 323 00:11:56,795 --> 00:11:59,131 THIS IS DEFINITELY WORTH-- 324 00:11:59,164 --> 00:12:01,032 OH, GOD! 325 00:12:02,901 --> 00:12:05,704 I HATE THIS LOCKER. 326 00:12:05,737 --> 00:12:06,705 THIS MOUSETRAP THINGIE 327 00:12:06,738 --> 00:12:08,273 IS TOTALLY WORTH GETTING CHECKED OUT. 328 00:12:08,306 --> 00:12:11,443 IT MIGHT BE MY ONLY SHOT AT MAKING MONEY ON THIS UNIT. 329 00:12:13,478 --> 00:12:16,648 I HATE THIS LOCKER. 330 00:12:16,681 --> 00:12:18,183 - DON'T CRITIQUE IT UNTIL WE-- 331 00:12:18,216 --> 00:12:19,384 - I'M SORRY, I JUST STILL DON'T KNOW 332 00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:21,286 WHAT YOU WERE THINKING, MOE. 333 00:12:21,319 --> 00:12:25,457 SO MOE BOUGHT A UNIT FULL OF BARBECUE SAUCE. 334 00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:27,359 DO I HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE? [laughs] 335 00:12:27,392 --> 00:12:29,461 - YOU CAN'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER. 336 00:12:29,494 --> 00:12:33,398 CRACK THE BOTTLE. TAKE THE TOP OFF. 337 00:12:33,431 --> 00:12:35,000 OOH! 338 00:12:35,033 --> 00:12:37,936 - THIS IS A TASTY BUY. 339 00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:43,608 - I THOUGHT HE WAS A DOCTOR, NUMBER ONE. 340 00:12:43,642 --> 00:12:45,877 NUMBER TWO, IT'S PROBABLY EXPIRED. 341 00:12:45,911 --> 00:12:47,913 NUMBER THREE, SICK. 342 00:12:47,946 --> 00:12:50,415 - THERE'S NOTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG WITH THAT SAUCE... 343 00:12:50,448 --> 00:12:53,018 EXCEPT TOO MUCH SAUCE. 344 00:12:53,051 --> 00:12:54,252 - AW, NOT BAD. 345 00:12:54,286 --> 00:12:55,353 THEY'RE MIRRORS. 346 00:12:55,387 --> 00:12:57,422 - IT'S A MIRROR? - YEAH. 347 00:12:57,455 --> 00:12:59,825 - OH. HEY! 348 00:12:59,858 --> 00:13:01,993 THE MIRRORS ARE $150 APIECE. 349 00:13:02,027 --> 00:13:03,461 I'M SMART! - [laughs] 350 00:13:03,495 --> 00:13:05,630 THIS IS WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND THE WHOLE TIME, MOE. 351 00:13:05,664 --> 00:13:07,332 - I KNOW, I KNOW, AND YOU WERE-- - I KNEW IT! 352 00:13:07,365 --> 00:13:09,434 - YOU WERE JUST GETTING AGGRAVATED WITH ME. 353 00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:12,037 - WELL, I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER. 354 00:13:12,070 --> 00:13:13,438 I JUST WANNA GET TO THE NEXT LOCKER 355 00:13:13,471 --> 00:13:16,208 AND FIND SOMETHING I CAN ACTUALLY REFURBISH. 356 00:13:18,977 --> 00:13:20,912 - YOU KNOW, I LIKE CHESTS, SO-- - YEAH. 357 00:13:20,946 --> 00:13:22,480 - IT'S HEAVY. 358 00:13:24,883 --> 00:13:27,686 WHOA! OKAY. 359 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,454 - THEY'RE OLD CAMERAS, MOE. 360 00:13:29,487 --> 00:13:32,691 - A BROWNIE BULL'S-EYE? NO CRACKS IN THE CASE. 361 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,193 OH, LOOK. IS THAT COOL? 362 00:13:35,227 --> 00:13:37,162 - OH, MY GOD. THESE ARE AWESOME. 363 00:13:37,195 --> 00:13:39,798 - LOOKS LIKE I'M IN THE CAMERA BUSINESS NOW. 364 00:13:39,831 --> 00:13:41,633 - HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK WE CAN GET FOR THESE? 365 00:13:41,666 --> 00:13:44,669 - I BET WE CAN GET $65 FOR THIS ONE, 366 00:13:44,703 --> 00:13:47,239 PROBABLY $50 FOR THE BROWNIE. 367 00:13:47,272 --> 00:13:48,506 FOR THIS LITTLE, UH-- 368 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:50,008 WE'RE CALLING THE POCKETBOOK WITH LEATHER, 369 00:13:50,041 --> 00:13:51,776 PROBABLY 50 BUCKS FOR THIS. 370 00:13:51,810 --> 00:13:53,645 WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH THE TRUNK? 371 00:13:53,678 --> 00:13:55,413 - I MEAN, I CAN, FOR SURE, DO SOMETHING WITH THIS. 372 00:13:55,447 --> 00:13:57,582 THEY SELL REALLY EASILY IN MY SHOP. 373 00:13:57,616 --> 00:13:59,184 THESE CAMERAS ARE PRETTY COOL. 374 00:13:59,217 --> 00:14:00,986 BUT I'M NOT GONNA GET MY HOPES UP JUST YET. 375 00:14:05,457 --> 00:14:08,660 - HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHIN'? THAT PASTEL'S NOT BAD. 376 00:14:08,693 --> 00:14:10,996 I'D FRAME THAT. CAREFUL, CAREFUL. 377 00:14:11,029 --> 00:14:12,964 YOU LIKE THESE GREYHOUNDS RACING? 378 00:14:12,998 --> 00:14:15,400 - [laughing] GREYHOUNDS RACING. 379 00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:17,802 - [laughs] I JUST MADE THAT UP. 380 00:14:17,836 --> 00:14:18,970 - I KNOW. 381 00:14:19,004 --> 00:14:21,439 MOE IS ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PLANET, 382 00:14:21,473 --> 00:14:23,174 BUT I'LL HUMOR HIM FOR NOW. 383 00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:25,176 - THIS PERSON WAS REALLY CREATIVE. 384 00:14:25,210 --> 00:14:26,578 WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE IS IN HERE? 385 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,182 - OH, MY GOSH! 386 00:14:31,216 --> 00:14:33,618 YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THIS! 387 00:14:33,652 --> 00:14:35,987 - OH, MY GOD, MOE. 388 00:14:36,021 --> 00:14:39,057 - UNBELIEVABLE. OKAY. 389 00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:41,693 THIS IS A PROSTHETIC DEVICE. 390 00:14:41,726 --> 00:14:43,662 THERE ARE TWO THINGS I KNOW A LOT ABOUT-- 391 00:14:43,695 --> 00:14:45,230 ART AND FEET. 392 00:14:45,263 --> 00:14:46,765 - LOOK AT THIS LEATHER. - YEAH. 393 00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:48,500 - HARDCORE. - HARDCORE. 394 00:14:48,533 --> 00:14:50,068 - SO WHAT WOULD THEY USE THIS FOR? 395 00:14:50,101 --> 00:14:51,569 - TECHNICALLY, THIS PERSON HAD 396 00:14:51,603 --> 00:14:53,305 A BELOW-THE-KNEE AMPUTATION. 397 00:14:53,338 --> 00:14:55,006 - REALLY? - MM-HMM. 398 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,075 THEY CUT HIS LEG OFF BELOW THE KNEE, 399 00:14:57,108 --> 00:14:59,678 AND HIS FEMUR FIT RIGHT INTO HERE. 400 00:14:59,711 --> 00:15:01,012 - THAT'S NEAT, MOE. - YEAH. 401 00:15:01,046 --> 00:15:03,815 THIS TRULY IS AN ANTIQUE PIECE. 402 00:15:03,848 --> 00:15:05,350 - HISTORY. - HISTORY. 403 00:15:05,383 --> 00:15:07,185 I'M CONVINCED THIS LEG IS WORTH MONEY, 404 00:15:07,218 --> 00:15:09,454 BUT I NEED AN EXPERT TO TELL ME HOW MUCH. 405 00:15:09,487 --> 00:15:11,990 DON'T DROP HIS TOES. - OKAY. 406 00:15:18,029 --> 00:15:19,331 - IF IT'S GOOD LUCK AND I'M TOUCHIN' IT, 407 00:15:19,364 --> 00:15:20,498 IT'S GOOD FOR ME, RIGHT? 408 00:15:20,532 --> 00:15:22,600 - I LEAVE THE AUCTION FOR ONE DAY, 409 00:15:22,634 --> 00:15:23,969 AND BUBBA HAS DONE BOUGHT SOMETHING 410 00:15:24,002 --> 00:15:27,238 THAT'S GONNA CURSE MY FAMILY TILL THE DAY I DIE. 411 00:15:27,272 --> 00:15:29,307 THAT LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF A PAIN THING. 412 00:15:29,341 --> 00:15:30,942 - FOUND THIS CRAZY-LOOKING STATUE IN MY LOCKER. 413 00:15:30,976 --> 00:15:32,444 IT LOOKS LIKE A VOODOO DOLL. 414 00:15:32,477 --> 00:15:34,612 SO I BROUGHT RICKY WITH ME TO FIND OUT WHAT THIS IS 415 00:15:34,646 --> 00:15:35,680 AND IF IT'S WORTH ANYTHING. 416 00:15:35,714 --> 00:15:39,451 [African choir music] 417 00:15:39,484 --> 00:15:42,420 - BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL PIECE. 418 00:15:42,454 --> 00:15:44,990 - I WASN'T SURE, BUT I THOUGHT IT MIGHT'VE BEEN AFRICAN. 419 00:15:45,023 --> 00:15:47,058 BUT I COULD BE TOTALLY WRONG. WE COULD BE IN THE WRONG PLACE. 420 00:15:47,092 --> 00:15:49,594 - AH! WELL, YOU ARE DEFINITELY IN THE RIGHT PLACE. 421 00:15:49,627 --> 00:15:51,162 IT IS DEFINITELY AN AFRICAN PIECE. 422 00:15:51,196 --> 00:15:53,298 - GOOD. - IT IS A PROTECTION PIECE 423 00:15:53,331 --> 00:15:54,933 FROM THE CONGO. 424 00:15:54,966 --> 00:15:58,069 THIS IS A PIECE THAT PEOPLE WOULD USE TO, UH, 425 00:15:58,103 --> 00:16:00,472 KEEP NEGATIVE FORCES AWAY. 426 00:16:00,505 --> 00:16:02,841 - WELL, HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THAT THIS GUY'S WORTH? 427 00:16:05,076 --> 00:16:07,312 - WELL, IT'S IN REALLY GOOD SHAPE... 428 00:16:07,345 --> 00:16:12,617 AND THE FEATURES ARE VERY WELL-DEFINED ON IT. 429 00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:15,954 UH, IF YOU FIND THE RIGHT COLLECTOR, 430 00:16:15,987 --> 00:16:17,255 YOU COULD GET... 431 00:16:17,288 --> 00:16:20,558 [drum roll] 432 00:16:20,592 --> 00:16:22,861 $1,200. 433 00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:24,896 - 1,200 BUCKS, BUB. - NAILED IT. 434 00:16:24,929 --> 00:16:26,431 - YOU ACTUALLY NAILED IT, THAT'S RIGHT. 435 00:16:26,464 --> 00:16:27,766 - [laughs] 436 00:16:27,799 --> 00:16:30,869 - THAT'LL PUT SOME BEANS ON THE TABLE. 437 00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,871 - I BOUGHT A LOCKER, MADE TONS OF MONEY. 438 00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,773 DIDN'T CURSE THE SMITH FAMILY NAME. 439 00:16:34,806 --> 00:16:36,641 HELL, I SHOULD HEAD OUT BY MYSELF MORE OFTEN. 440 00:16:36,674 --> 00:16:38,143 IT'S 1,200, BUT I GOTTA MAKE SURE 441 00:16:38,176 --> 00:16:39,778 HE DON'T PUNCTURE MY SEAT. 442 00:16:39,811 --> 00:16:41,179 - YEAH. 443 00:16:44,716 --> 00:16:47,786 - I FOUND THIS, LIKE, OLD CONTRAPTION THINGIE IN A LOCKER, 444 00:16:47,819 --> 00:16:49,587 SO I LOOKED UP THIS PLACE TO GET IT CHECKED OUT. 445 00:16:49,621 --> 00:16:52,791 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF WHAT IT IS? 446 00:16:52,824 --> 00:16:55,427 - YES, I BELIEVE I DO. 447 00:16:55,460 --> 00:16:58,530 IT IS A UNIVERSAL TOASTER, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN-- 448 00:16:58,563 --> 00:17:00,865 - I KNEW IT WAS A TOASTER. 449 00:17:00,899 --> 00:17:03,835 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS. 450 00:17:03,868 --> 00:17:05,904 YEAH, I THOUGHT IT WAS A MOUSETRAP. 451 00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:07,772 - THIS WAS MADE BY UNIVERSAL. 452 00:17:07,806 --> 00:17:11,309 THIS ONE, I BELIEVE, WAS MADE IN 1922. 453 00:17:11,342 --> 00:17:13,078 - IS THAT CONSIDERED AN ANTIQUE? 454 00:17:13,111 --> 00:17:15,213 - TECHNICALLY, NO, BUT CLOSE. 455 00:17:15,246 --> 00:17:16,314 - I DON'T WANNA SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT, 456 00:17:16,347 --> 00:17:17,549 BUT I'M ACTUALLY SURPRISED 457 00:17:17,582 --> 00:17:19,317 THAT THEY HAD TOASTERS BACK THEN. 458 00:17:19,350 --> 00:17:20,985 WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS GUY? 459 00:17:21,019 --> 00:17:23,922 - IT'S CALLED A SWING ARM, AND THE REASON IS, SIMPLY, 460 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:26,458 BECAUSE THESE ARMS SWING OUT. 461 00:17:26,491 --> 00:17:28,093 FOR THE HOUSEWIFE THAT STAYED AT HOME, TO... 462 00:17:28,126 --> 00:17:30,195 - RIGHT, YOU COULD ACTUALLY CONTROL IT. 463 00:17:30,228 --> 00:17:35,533 - CONTROL IT, AND, UM, MAKE IT EXACTLY HOW HER HUSBAND WANTED. 464 00:17:35,567 --> 00:17:38,069 YOU DON'T DO THAT FOR YOUR HUSBAND? 465 00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:40,238 - NO, ACTUALLY, WE'RE NOT MARRIED YET, 466 00:17:40,271 --> 00:17:44,509 BUT HE PROBABLY WOULD WANT TO DO HIS OWN TOAST, ANYWAY. 467 00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:45,577 - YEAH. - I'D BURN IT. 468 00:17:45,610 --> 00:17:47,645 - PROBABLY. [register bell dings] 469 00:17:47,679 --> 00:17:50,648 DOES THIS ONE WORK? - I HAVE NO IDEA. 470 00:17:50,682 --> 00:17:54,619 - WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO TEST IT HERE. 471 00:17:54,652 --> 00:17:55,820 YEAH. - OOH! 472 00:17:55,854 --> 00:17:57,288 I HEARD A NOISE. 473 00:17:57,322 --> 00:17:59,324 [electricity crackles] 474 00:17:59,357 --> 00:18:00,525 OH, IT'S TOTALLY GETTING HOT! 475 00:18:00,558 --> 00:18:03,561 - IS IT GETTING WARM? - YEAH! 476 00:18:03,595 --> 00:18:05,530 THAT MEANS IT WORKS, RIGHT? - YEAH, YEAH, IT DOES WORK. 477 00:18:05,563 --> 00:18:07,398 - THE THING HAS, LIKE, SPARKS COMING OUT OF IT. 478 00:18:07,432 --> 00:18:09,134 IT'S A TOTAL DEATHTRAP. 479 00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:11,069 HOPEFULLY, IT'S WORTH SOME MONEY. 480 00:18:11,102 --> 00:18:13,238 - IF THIS WAS BRAND-NEW IN THE BOX... 481 00:18:13,271 --> 00:18:15,573 - MM-HMM. - YOU MIGHT GET 100. 482 00:18:15,607 --> 00:18:16,808 - OH. 483 00:18:16,841 --> 00:18:19,110 - I'D PROBABLY PLACE IT... 484 00:18:19,144 --> 00:18:22,914 PROBABLY $20, $25. 485 00:18:22,947 --> 00:18:25,116 - THAT--THAT'S A LITTLE DISAPPOINTING. 486 00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:27,752 I CAN'T REALLY SELL THIS TO SOMEBODY AS A TOASTER, 487 00:18:27,785 --> 00:18:29,354 BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF, LIKE, DANGEROUS. 488 00:18:29,387 --> 00:18:31,656 BUT I COULD TOTALLY SELL IT AS A DECORATIVE PIECE. 489 00:18:31,689 --> 00:18:32,991 - IT'S A GOOD-LOOKING BOOKEND. 490 00:18:38,196 --> 00:18:39,397 - OKAY. 491 00:18:39,430 --> 00:18:41,332 I'M CONVINCED THIS LEG IS WORTH SOME MONEY. 492 00:18:41,366 --> 00:18:43,434 WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT. 493 00:18:43,468 --> 00:18:45,737 SO I BROUGHT IT TO MY GOOD FRIEND MATT LOWERY. 494 00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:47,705 HE MAKES PROSTHETIC LEGS FOR A LIVING, 495 00:18:47,739 --> 00:18:49,908 SO HE'S DEFINITELY GONNA KNOW ABOUT THIS. 496 00:18:49,941 --> 00:18:53,545 WELL, I HAVE SOMETHING THAT WE FOUND IN A--IN A LOCKER. 497 00:18:53,578 --> 00:18:55,980 AND I WANTED TO GET AN OPINION. 498 00:18:56,014 --> 00:18:58,049 OH, WE DON'T WANNA FORGET THE TOES, OKAY? 499 00:18:58,082 --> 00:18:59,317 - [laughs] 500 00:18:59,350 --> 00:19:02,187 WOW, THIS IS... 501 00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:03,788 A VERY OLD PROSTHESIS. 502 00:19:03,821 --> 00:19:06,291 I HAVE NOT SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS IN QUITE A WHILE. 503 00:19:06,324 --> 00:19:08,493 WHAT I'M CURIOUS ABOUT IS THE FOOT. 504 00:19:08,526 --> 00:19:10,895 WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE TURN OF THE CENTURY AND EARLIER ON, 505 00:19:10,929 --> 00:19:13,665 IS THEY STARTED ATTACHING FEET WITH A BOLT. 506 00:19:13,698 --> 00:19:16,100 SO THERE'S NO BOLT DOWN HERE, SO THAT LETS US KNOW 507 00:19:16,134 --> 00:19:18,937 THIS IS CIVIL WAR ERA, LATE-1800s. 508 00:19:18,970 --> 00:19:20,371 COULD'VE BEEN CIVIL WAR VETERAN. 509 00:19:20,405 --> 00:19:22,840 THERE WAS MANY, MANY, MANY, UH, AMPUTEES, 510 00:19:22,874 --> 00:19:23,975 ESPECIALLY IN THE SOUTH. 511 00:19:24,008 --> 00:19:25,176 - REALLY? 512 00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:26,945 WHAT KIND OF VALUE WOULD YOU PUT ON THAT? 513 00:19:26,978 --> 00:19:29,914 - YOU COULD EASILY EXPECT THE RIGHT CROWD. 514 00:19:29,948 --> 00:19:32,650 I WOULD EVEN GO SO FAR AS TO SAY 700. 515 00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,354 - OKAY, MARY. 516 00:19:36,387 --> 00:19:37,755 - I GOTTA GIVE IT TO YOU, MOE. 517 00:19:37,789 --> 00:19:39,924 - MAYBE YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME ONCE IN A WHILE. 518 00:19:39,958 --> 00:19:42,694 - [laughs] YEAH, YEAH, OKAY. 519 00:19:42,727 --> 00:19:44,829 - MOE'S KNOWS FEET. - YES. 520 00:19:44,862 --> 00:19:48,566 - I KNOW MARY DOESN'T SEE IT YET, BUT BEHIND THIS NOSE, 521 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,336 EYEBROWS, MUSTACHE, GLASSES... 522 00:19:51,369 --> 00:19:52,737 GRAB THE TOES. - OKAY. 523 00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:55,173 - LIES THE MIND OF A MAD GENIUS. 524 00:19:56,541 --> 00:19:59,043 narrator: THE BIG WINNER IN CEDAR HILL WAS BUBBA, 525 00:19:59,077 --> 00:20:02,780 WHOSE BLACK MAGIC GAMBLE CONJURED UP A $1,200 PROFIT. 526 00:20:02,814 --> 00:20:06,551 MARY AND MOE GOT A LEG UP FROM THEIR CIVIL WAR PROSTHETIC, 527 00:20:06,584 --> 00:20:08,987 FINISHING WITH $900. 528 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:12,123 VICTOR RJESNJANSKY'S GIANT TRUCK AND TRAILER 529 00:20:12,156 --> 00:20:13,725 ARE GOING HOME EMPTY. 530 00:20:13,758 --> 00:20:16,327 AND JENNY GRUMBLES IS SWEATING THE SMALL STUFF, 531 00:20:16,361 --> 00:20:18,196 AFTER HER QUEST FOR TCHOTCHKES 532 00:20:18,229 --> 00:20:21,899 LEAVES HER 170 BUCKS IN THE HOLE. 533 00:20:21,933 --> 00:20:25,503 - ARE YOU DRUNK, OR HIGH? - I'VE HAD A FEW BEERS. 534 00:20:25,536 --> 00:20:27,705 - [laughs] - ARE YOU THERE? 535 00:20:27,739 --> 00:20:29,340 DID YOU DIE? HELLO? 536 00:20:29,374 --> 00:20:31,142 - I'M GONNA, UH, DROP THAT VOODOO DOLL OFF 537 00:20:31,175 --> 00:20:32,844 AT YOUR HOUSE, OKAY? 538 00:20:32,877 --> 00:20:34,712 - AT YOUR HOUSE. - AT YOUR HOUSE, OKAY? 539 00:20:34,746 --> 00:20:36,848 NOW, I GOTTA GO, THOUGH, SO... - NO, NO, NO. 540 00:20:36,881 --> 00:20:38,616 - WHEN I-- WHEN I GET THERE, 541 00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:40,885 JUST--YOU JUST TAKE CARE OF THAT VOODOO DOLL FOR ME, OKAY? 542 00:20:40,918 --> 00:20:42,954 - NO, NO. NO-NO, NO-NO. 543 00:20:42,987 --> 00:20:44,489 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 544 00:20:44,522 --> 00:20:46,190 - NO, DON'T DROP NO DOLL AT MY HOUSE. 545 00:20:46,224 --> 00:20:48,660 - [laughs] 546 00:20:48,693 --> 00:20:50,728 IT'LL BE AT YOUR HOUSE WAITING FOR YOU. 547 00:20:50,762 --> 00:20:52,764 - NEGATIVE.