1 00:00:07,453 --> 00:00:10,790 male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... 2 00:00:10,823 --> 00:00:13,492 IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, 3 00:00:13,526 --> 00:00:16,529 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 4 00:00:16,562 --> 00:00:17,563 - THAT'S THE PRIZE. 5 00:00:17,596 --> 00:00:19,331 narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 6 00:00:19,365 --> 00:00:20,466 - YEAH. - YEAH. 7 00:00:20,499 --> 00:00:21,901 - RIGHT HERE. - YEAH! 8 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:23,335 narrator: COMING UP... 9 00:00:23,369 --> 00:00:25,805 - OH, MY GOD, MOE. 10 00:00:25,838 --> 00:00:28,274 MOE MIGHT BE GOING A LITTLE SENILE. 11 00:00:28,307 --> 00:00:30,376 MY GOD. - MARY, DON'T. 12 00:00:30,409 --> 00:00:32,678 - THESE LOERS ARE ALWAYS HOT. I GOT TO TALK 'EM DOWN. 13 00:00:32,711 --> 00:00:34,380 WHAT'S THAT BROKEN THING UP ON THE LEFT? 14 00:00:34,413 --> 00:00:37,249 THEY DON'T CALL ME SLICK VIC FOR NOTHING. 15 00:00:37,283 --> 00:00:39,218 - MIRRORED FURNITURE. THAT'S 1,450. 16 00:00:39,251 --> 00:00:40,553 - IT'S A LIKE NEW KING-SIZED BED. 17 00:00:40,586 --> 00:00:42,521 THIS WAS ONE RICH SON OF A BITCH. 18 00:00:42,555 --> 00:00:44,857 - I'M GOING IN! 19 00:00:44,890 --> 00:00:47,359 [country rock music] 20 00:00:47,393 --> 00:00:48,627 - YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET. 21 00:00:48,661 --> 00:00:50,096 THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB. 22 00:00:50,129 --> 00:00:52,731 - BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. 23 00:00:52,765 --> 00:00:54,733 - I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE. 24 00:00:54,767 --> 00:00:55,935 - I SEE TREASURE. 25 00:00:55,968 --> 00:00:57,470 - IT'S FABULOUS. 26 00:00:57,503 --> 00:00:59,705 ♪ ♪ 27 00:00:59,738 --> 00:01:00,873 all: OH! 28 00:01:00,906 --> 00:01:02,374 - YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. 29 00:01:02,408 --> 00:01:03,943 - WHOO! - COME ON, READY TO GO? 30 00:01:03,976 --> 00:01:05,111 - ALL RIGHT. - YEAH! 31 00:01:05,144 --> 00:01:07,480 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 32 00:01:07,513 --> 00:01:09,115 - HEY! 33 00:01:09,148 --> 00:01:11,517 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 34 00:01:11,550 --> 00:01:13,552 ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ 35 00:01:13,586 --> 00:01:18,190 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ - RIGHT HERE. 36 00:01:18,224 --> 00:01:19,992 - AND IT'S SOLD! 37 00:01:22,795 --> 00:01:24,630 TODAY WE'RE IN CARROLLTON, TEXAS. 38 00:01:24,663 --> 00:01:27,233 THERE'S LOTS AND LOTS OF WEALTHY YOUNG FAMILIES HERE. 39 00:01:27,266 --> 00:01:29,802 THIS PLACE IS SO FANCY, SOMETIMES I CAN'T REMEMBER 40 00:01:29,835 --> 00:01:30,870 WHETHER I'M AT A DEPARTMENT STORE 41 00:01:30,903 --> 00:01:32,571 OR A STORAGE AUCTION. 42 00:01:32,605 --> 00:01:36,075 THEN MY WIFE REMINDS ME I GOTTA TAKE MY PILLS. 43 00:01:36,108 --> 00:01:37,376 - SCENERY'S GOOD. 44 00:01:37,409 --> 00:01:39,512 I'M EXPECTING SOME REALLY NICE STUFF TODAY. 45 00:01:39,545 --> 00:01:41,313 - I THINK WHEN WE'RE OUT LOOKING AT THESE UNITS, 46 00:01:41,347 --> 00:01:43,849 I'M GONNA LET YOU LOOK, AND THEN I'M GONNA LOOK. 47 00:01:43,883 --> 00:01:45,417 - AND THEN WE TALK ABOUT IT? 48 00:01:45,451 --> 00:01:47,786 - YEAH, KIND OF GET A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE, YOU KNOW. 49 00:01:47,820 --> 00:01:49,455 - RICKY AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ON THE SAME PAGE LATELY. 50 00:01:49,488 --> 00:01:50,689 - YOU LIKE IT? 51 00:01:50,723 --> 00:01:51,824 - YOU DON'T LIKE IT, I LIKE IT, OF COURSE. 52 00:01:51,857 --> 00:01:53,292 - ARE YOU SMOKING SOMETHING? 53 00:01:53,325 --> 00:01:54,827 - I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, RICKY. 54 00:01:54,860 --> 00:01:57,129 I THINK KEEPING OUR DISTANCE WOULD PROBABLY DO US SOME GOOD. 55 00:01:57,163 --> 00:01:59,165 WHAT DO YOU THINK? - WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO. 56 00:01:59,198 --> 00:02:00,533 I REALLY DON'T SEE THE POINT IN THIS, 57 00:02:00,566 --> 00:02:03,702 BUT I'LL GIVE BUBBA HIS SPACE. 58 00:02:03,736 --> 00:02:06,805 - IDEALLY, I WOULD LIKE FURNITURE 59 00:02:06,839 --> 00:02:07,973 THAT I CAN JUST PAINT 60 00:02:08,007 --> 00:02:09,208 AND PUT OUT ON THE FLOOR IN MY STORE. 61 00:02:09,241 --> 00:02:11,610 VINTAGE STUFF IS SO MUCH EASIER FOR ME TO SELL, 62 00:02:11,644 --> 00:02:14,280 'CAUSE IT ALREADY HAS THAT BUILT-IN CHARACTER. 63 00:02:14,313 --> 00:02:18,017 I'VE GOT $500 TO SPEND ON ALL VINTAGE, ALL DAY. 64 00:02:19,952 --> 00:02:22,454 - I AM SO PUMPED THAT WE'RE PARTNERS NOW. 65 00:02:22,488 --> 00:02:24,123 - ME TOO, MOE. 66 00:02:24,156 --> 00:02:26,358 - MARY AND I HAVE REALLY BEEN WORKING WELL AS A TEAM. 67 00:02:26,392 --> 00:02:28,294 I THINK IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP. 68 00:02:28,327 --> 00:02:30,763 I REALLY THINK WE NEED A TEAM NAME. 69 00:02:30,796 --> 00:02:33,365 TERRIFIC DUO. - NO, THAT'S STUPID. 70 00:02:33,399 --> 00:02:35,000 - THAT'S STUPID. 71 00:02:35,034 --> 00:02:36,635 - WE'RE LIKE-- WE'RE LIKE TWINS. 72 00:02:36,669 --> 00:02:39,505 - [laughs] - MENTALLY WE'RE LIKE TWINS. 73 00:02:39,538 --> 00:02:41,941 YOU'D BE DANNY AND I'D BE ARNOLD. 74 00:02:41,974 --> 00:02:43,842 - [as Arnold Schwarzenegger] YEAH, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 75 00:02:43,876 --> 00:02:47,279 OPEN THAT GATE. LOCK THAT LOCKER. 76 00:02:47,313 --> 00:02:48,814 - AS MUCH AS I LOVE MOE, 77 00:02:48,847 --> 00:02:52,117 HE MIGHT BE GOING A LITTLE SENILE. 78 00:02:55,421 --> 00:02:57,656 - THE THING ABOUT THESE LOCKERS IN CARROLLTON, 79 00:02:57,690 --> 00:02:58,924 ARE THAT THEY'RE ALWAYS HOT. 80 00:02:58,958 --> 00:03:01,026 I GOT TO TALK 'EM DOWN TO KEEP PRICES LOW. 81 00:03:01,060 --> 00:03:03,229 THIS IS A HIGH-END TOWN HERE. 82 00:03:03,262 --> 00:03:05,431 SO THAT ADDS TO WHAT PEOPLE PUT IN STORAGE, 83 00:03:05,464 --> 00:03:07,866 AND HEIRLOOMS AND EXPENSIVE ITEMS. 84 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:09,335 WITH THIS SILVER TONGUE, 85 00:03:09,368 --> 00:03:11,537 I COULD TURN REAL WOOD INTO PARTICLEBOARD. 86 00:03:11,570 --> 00:03:14,106 I COULD TURN WROUGHT IRON INTO PLASTIC. 87 00:03:14,139 --> 00:03:15,441 BY THE END OF THE DAY, MAN, 88 00:03:15,474 --> 00:03:17,109 THESE PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE RUNNING FROM THE LOCKERS. 89 00:03:17,142 --> 00:03:18,944 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 90 00:03:18,978 --> 00:03:20,179 HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. 91 00:03:20,212 --> 00:03:21,947 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. 92 00:03:21,981 --> 00:03:24,316 THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING THE BOXES. 93 00:03:24,350 --> 00:03:26,652 TODAY'S AUCTION IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. 94 00:03:26,685 --> 00:03:28,387 ARE YOU READY TO GO? all: YEAH. 95 00:03:28,420 --> 00:03:30,122 - HAMMER UP, LET'S GO. 96 00:03:32,791 --> 00:03:36,895 all: OH. 97 00:03:36,929 --> 00:03:38,764 - OH, RICKY'S GONNA HATE THOSE MATTRESSES. 98 00:03:38,797 --> 00:03:40,132 THE FIRST THING HE'S GONNA SAY. 99 00:03:40,165 --> 00:03:41,900 THERE OUGHT TO BE SOMETHING BACK THERE IN THE BACK, THOUGH. 100 00:03:41,934 --> 00:03:43,602 YOU KNOW, STORAGE LOCKERS ARE A LOT LIKE WOMEN-- 101 00:03:43,636 --> 00:03:46,472 PEEL AWAY THE CLOTHES, AND YOU GET TO SEE THE GOOD STUFF. 102 00:03:46,505 --> 00:03:48,207 - MM, THAT SOUNDED A LITTLE PERVY, DIDN'T IT? 103 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,675 - ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO WE GOT HERE? 104 00:03:49,708 --> 00:03:50,843 WE GOT MATTRESSES. 105 00:03:50,876 --> 00:03:52,211 THAT'S A "HAUL IT TO THE DUMP." 106 00:03:52,244 --> 00:03:53,879 THERE'S ONE RULE I FOLLOW-- 107 00:03:53,912 --> 00:03:57,349 IF THE MATTRESSES ARE HIDDEN, DON'T DO NO BIDDIN'. 108 00:03:57,383 --> 00:03:59,051 - WHAT'D I TELL YOU? 109 00:03:59,084 --> 00:04:00,619 - THERE'S SOME FURNITURE OVER HERE, 110 00:04:00,653 --> 00:04:02,121 BUT IT'S NOT QUALITY. - NO COBWEBS. 111 00:04:02,154 --> 00:04:03,856 - RIGHT NOW, I HAVE ALL THE FURNITURE I NEED. 112 00:04:03,889 --> 00:04:05,791 AT THIS POINT, I JUST NEED MATERIALS 113 00:04:05,824 --> 00:04:08,127 TO SPRUCE 'EM UP AND TO GIVE 'EM CHARACTER. 114 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,795 THIS IS GARBAGE, YEAH. - THIS IS JUNK. 115 00:04:09,828 --> 00:04:11,563 IT'S GARBAGE. 116 00:04:11,597 --> 00:04:14,133 - MY MOM HAD THAT HANDBAG RIGHT THERE. 117 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:16,101 AND SHE JUST BOUGHT IT A COUPLE YEARS AGO. 118 00:04:16,135 --> 00:04:17,703 MY MOM'S A STYLISH LITTLE LADY. 119 00:04:17,736 --> 00:04:20,072 THIS STUFF ISN'T VINTAGE, BUT THESE PEOPLE HAD TASTE. 120 00:04:20,105 --> 00:04:21,573 - WELL, YOU KNOW, THIS ROOM IS REALLY STACKED. 121 00:04:21,607 --> 00:04:24,209 SOME FISHER SPEAKERS OVER HERE. OLDER, FOR SURE. 122 00:04:24,243 --> 00:04:25,611 THEY ARE STILL WORTH MONEY TODAY. 123 00:04:25,644 --> 00:04:27,146 THOSE SPEAKERS WILL PAY FOR THE UNIT. 124 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:30,349 I JUST GOTTA MAKE SURE THIS LOCKER STAYS CHEAP. 125 00:04:30,382 --> 00:04:32,151 AWFUL LOT OF DIRTY CLOTHES IN IT. 126 00:04:32,184 --> 00:04:33,686 - AWFUL LOT OF DIRTY CLOTHES IN THERE. 127 00:04:33,719 --> 00:04:35,354 - WHAT'S THAT BROKEN THING UP THERE ON THE LEFT? 128 00:04:35,387 --> 00:04:37,156 - THAT METAL GROSS THING? 129 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:39,425 - IT SUCKS. 130 00:04:39,458 --> 00:04:41,126 EXCELLENT. [cash register dings] 131 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:42,561 - SELLING MY LITTLE HOUSEHOLD UNIT HERE. 132 00:04:42,594 --> 00:04:43,729 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY. WHAT AM I GONNA GET NOW? 133 00:04:43,762 --> 00:04:44,730 100 WHERE? 134 00:04:44,763 --> 00:04:45,731 - RIGHT HERE. 100. 135 00:04:45,764 --> 00:04:47,566 - HOW ABOUT 150? LET YOU ALL IN. 136 00:04:47,599 --> 00:04:48,567 NOW 200? 137 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,436 - RIGHT HERE. - 200. NOW 250? 138 00:04:50,469 --> 00:04:52,171 - YEAH. - I HAVE 250. 139 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:53,706 NOW 300? - RIGHT HERE. 140 00:04:53,739 --> 00:04:55,341 - 300. NOW 350? 141 00:04:55,374 --> 00:04:56,842 YELL, SIR. IT'S YOUR LAST CALL. 142 00:04:56,875 --> 00:04:58,577 ANYBODY GIVE 350? 350 ONCE. 143 00:04:58,610 --> 00:05:00,746 350 TWICE. 144 00:05:00,779 --> 00:05:02,214 I'VE SOLD IT, SOLD IT, SOLD IT. 145 00:05:02,247 --> 00:05:04,316 $300. RIGHT HERE IN THE FRONT. 146 00:05:04,350 --> 00:05:06,752 THOSE SPEAKERS MADE THAT LOCKER A STEAL. 147 00:05:06,785 --> 00:05:11,924 THEY DON'T CALL ME SLICK VIC FOR NOTHING. 148 00:05:11,957 --> 00:05:15,294 - MOE. 149 00:05:18,263 --> 00:05:20,132 - THE GIRLS WILL BE INTERESTED IN THAT DRESSER. 150 00:05:20,165 --> 00:05:23,602 BUT, FOR RIGHT NOW,I'M NO. 151 00:05:23,635 --> 00:05:26,939 I LIKE THIS PIECE A LOT, LIKE, ALREADY STRIPPED PATINA. 152 00:05:26,972 --> 00:05:28,774 I KIND OF LIKE IT JUNKY HOW IT IS. 153 00:05:28,807 --> 00:05:30,909 I FEEL LIKE MARY'S GONNA BE ALL OVER THIS ONE. 154 00:05:30,943 --> 00:05:33,779 - THIS BUFFET THING I COULD, FOR SURE, FIX UP. 155 00:05:33,812 --> 00:05:35,114 THAT'S COOL. 156 00:05:35,147 --> 00:05:37,716 I SEE WOOD, PAINT, TILE. 157 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:39,485 THIS IS LIKE A STARTER KIT OF RAW MATERIALS. 158 00:05:39,518 --> 00:05:41,987 - DOES THAT SAY "LATEX" ON THE BOX? YEAH. 159 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:43,889 [as Schwarzenegger] THIS LOCKER IS OURS. 160 00:05:43,922 --> 00:05:45,457 [normal voice] NO, NO. 161 00:05:45,491 --> 00:05:48,060 [as Schwarzenegger] THIS LOCKER IS OURS. 162 00:05:48,093 --> 00:05:50,062 - MIGHT BE SOME TOOLS BACK THERE. 163 00:05:50,095 --> 00:05:51,263 SOMEBODY DID SOME CONTRACTING WORK, 164 00:05:51,296 --> 00:05:53,098 BUT I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THIS ONE. 165 00:05:53,132 --> 00:05:55,033 A LOT OF STUFF WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HAUL TO THE DUMP. 166 00:05:55,067 --> 00:05:57,369 THERE'S A LOT OF ART SUPPLIES IN HERE. 167 00:05:57,403 --> 00:05:58,771 MY FINGER PAINTING AIN'T MY FORTE. 168 00:05:58,804 --> 00:06:00,372 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 169 00:06:00,406 --> 00:06:02,207 ANYBODY GIVE 100? HERE, I GOT A 100. 170 00:06:02,241 --> 00:06:03,208 LET EVERYBODY IN FOR 150. 171 00:06:03,242 --> 00:06:05,577 150. NOW 200? NOW 200 THERE. 172 00:06:05,611 --> 00:06:07,513 250? NOW 250. NOW 300? 173 00:06:07,546 --> 00:06:08,881 NOW 300. I GOT 300 THERE. 174 00:06:08,914 --> 00:06:10,315 NOW 350? 350 BACK THERE. 175 00:06:10,349 --> 00:06:12,551 NOW 400? - 375. 176 00:06:12,584 --> 00:06:14,253 - 375. 177 00:06:14,286 --> 00:06:15,387 - THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I DIDN'T WANT. 178 00:06:15,421 --> 00:06:17,156 PADIAN MAKES DOCTOR MONEY. 179 00:06:17,189 --> 00:06:19,024 - ANYBODY GIVE 400? 400. NOW 425? 180 00:06:19,057 --> 00:06:21,727 NOW 425? I GOT 425, NOW 450. 181 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:23,362 LET'S DO IT! 475? 182 00:06:23,395 --> 00:06:25,631 NOW 500? 500 ONCE. 183 00:06:25,664 --> 00:06:27,332 500 TWICE. 184 00:06:27,366 --> 00:06:29,168 SOLD, SOLD, SOLD, $475. 185 00:06:29,201 --> 00:06:31,937 THE PIECE IN THE FRONT HAS REAL POTENTIAL. 186 00:06:31,970 --> 00:06:33,806 WE'RE GONNA STEP AWAY FROM THE AUCTION A BIT 187 00:06:33,839 --> 00:06:35,007 AND LOAD UP THE SMALL STUFF. 188 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,175 WHERE DO YOU WANNA START? 189 00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:37,709 - LET'S START OVER HERE. 190 00:06:37,743 --> 00:06:39,778 - AH, I KNEW YOU'D LIKE THOSE. - [laughs] 191 00:06:39,812 --> 00:06:41,780 - THESE RIGHT HERE, 100 BUCKS. 192 00:06:41,814 --> 00:06:44,283 - HERE'S SOME GREAT TILE. - YEAH, THIS IS GOOD. 193 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:47,052 ALL PORCELAIN GLAZED TILE. - AWESOME. 194 00:06:47,085 --> 00:06:49,221 - 20, 40, 60, OKAY? 195 00:06:49,254 --> 00:06:51,490 - THIS THING, THOUGH, I'M OBSESSED WITH. 196 00:06:51,523 --> 00:06:53,725 PUT SOME COOL, YOU KNOW, HANDLES ON IT, 197 00:06:53,759 --> 00:06:55,861 EASILY 375. 198 00:06:55,894 --> 00:06:57,396 - MORE LIKE 750. 199 00:06:57,429 --> 00:06:58,464 - REALLY? - YEAH. 200 00:06:58,497 --> 00:06:59,665 - OKAY. 201 00:06:59,698 --> 00:07:01,266 - IT'S A GOOD THING MARY HAS ME AROUND, 202 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:03,302 'CAUSE SHE MAY BE SELLING HERSELF SHORT. 203 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:05,370 WHAT BETTER MODEL COULD SHE HAVE THAN A JEWISH MERCHANT? 204 00:07:05,404 --> 00:07:08,407 [cash register dings] WHAT OTHER SURPRISE? 205 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:10,809 - WHAT'S IN THERE? ANYTHING VALUABLE--[gasps] 206 00:07:10,843 --> 00:07:14,112 both: OOH! 207 00:07:15,481 --> 00:07:17,216 - WHAT'S IN THERE? ANYTHING VALUABLE--[gasps] 208 00:07:17,249 --> 00:07:18,817 both: OOH. 209 00:07:18,851 --> 00:07:22,554 - [gasps] OH, IT'S LIKE-- - COLORING. 210 00:07:22,588 --> 00:07:24,323 THIS IS FOR BIG EYEBROWS. 211 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:25,591 I CAN TELL. 212 00:07:25,624 --> 00:07:28,293 THIS LOOKS LIKE IT GOES INTO THE OVEN. 213 00:07:28,327 --> 00:07:30,195 THESE MELT THE COLORS. 214 00:07:30,229 --> 00:07:32,798 AND I CAN'T THINK OF THE NAME OF IT. 215 00:07:32,831 --> 00:07:37,636 OH, MY GOD, MOE. 216 00:07:37,669 --> 00:07:40,806 MOE, YOU'LL GET-- WHO KNOWS WHAT'S IN THAT. 217 00:07:40,839 --> 00:07:42,374 MOE HAS A BETTER PERSPECTIVE ON BUSINESS. 218 00:07:42,407 --> 00:07:48,046 BUT I CONTRIBUTE BY NOT LETTING HIM INGEST THESE TOXIC THINGS. 219 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:51,016 OOH, MOE. - WHAT, MARY? 220 00:07:51,049 --> 00:07:53,485 - MY GOD. 221 00:07:53,519 --> 00:07:54,686 [clink] - WHAT? 222 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:55,687 - LOOK. 223 00:07:55,721 --> 00:07:57,656 - WHAT IS IT? - THEY'RE GLASS. 224 00:07:57,689 --> 00:07:59,224 - DON'T--MARY, MARY. 225 00:07:59,258 --> 00:08:00,759 - I KNOW. - SLIDE IT BACK. 226 00:08:00,792 --> 00:08:02,294 - I KNOW. [laughs] - MARY, MARY. 227 00:08:02,327 --> 00:08:03,395 - LOOK AT THESE THINGS. 228 00:08:03,428 --> 00:08:05,330 THEY'RE FREAKING HEAVY TOO. 229 00:08:05,364 --> 00:08:06,965 - GRADUALLY. 230 00:08:06,999 --> 00:08:09,434 LET'S SET IT RIGHT ON THE ARMS OF THE CHAIR. 231 00:08:09,468 --> 00:08:10,869 OKAY. 232 00:08:10,903 --> 00:08:12,704 4-FOOT GLASS TUBES. 233 00:08:12,738 --> 00:08:14,373 - BUT WHAT WERE THEY ORIGINALLY FOR, I WONDER. 234 00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:16,441 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT THERE'S NO MARKER ON 'EM. 235 00:08:16,475 --> 00:08:20,646 - I HAVE A REALLY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE WHO'S A GLASSBLOWER. 236 00:08:20,679 --> 00:08:22,314 I'M GONNA TAKE THESE TO HIM. 237 00:08:22,347 --> 00:08:25,183 - LET'S GO TOGETHER. - YEAH! 238 00:08:25,217 --> 00:08:27,519 - PARTNER? - PARTNER. 239 00:08:27,553 --> 00:08:29,621 - ALL RIGHT, FOLKS, THE NEXT ONE IS INSIDE. 240 00:08:29,655 --> 00:08:32,057 LET'S GO. 241 00:08:32,090 --> 00:08:34,393 HEY, HEY, HEY. 242 00:08:37,095 --> 00:08:39,131 - WOW, THERE IS A LOT OF STUFF IN THIS ROOM. 243 00:08:39,164 --> 00:08:40,399 I HATE TO SAY IT, 244 00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:41,867 BUT IT'S A DAMN GOOD-LOOKING LOCKER. 245 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:44,269 - WHEN IT COMES TO B.S., I'M ONE OF THE BEST. 246 00:08:44,303 --> 00:08:47,272 I WAS RANKED TOP 20 IN B.S. MAGAZINE. 247 00:08:47,306 --> 00:08:50,776 BUT THERE'S NO WAY I COULD TALK THIS UNIT DOWN. 248 00:08:50,809 --> 00:08:52,210 - THERE'S A WASHER AND DRYER BACK THERE. 249 00:08:52,244 --> 00:08:53,912 IT'S KIND OF HIDDEN DOWN THE BACK SIDE. 250 00:08:53,946 --> 00:08:55,380 IT'S A NICE POSTER BED. 251 00:08:55,414 --> 00:08:57,416 THIS WAS ONE RICH SON OF A BITCH. 252 00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:59,885 - THERE'S A NAME-BRAND MATTRESS THERE, 253 00:08:59,918 --> 00:09:02,087 THAT'S VERY EXPENSIVE IF YOU GO TO BUY IT. 254 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,389 - ALL THIS FURNITURE IS MODERN AND NEW. 255 00:09:04,423 --> 00:09:05,757 - I SEE THESE MIRRORED END TABLES. 256 00:09:05,791 --> 00:09:08,093 I KNOW THEY'RE WORTH AT LEAST 400 APIECE, 257 00:09:08,126 --> 00:09:10,395 BECAUSE I HAVE THEM IN MY BEDROOM. 258 00:09:10,429 --> 00:09:12,598 - THIS IS ALL TOO NEW. - TOO NEW. 259 00:09:12,631 --> 00:09:14,633 YEAH, IT'S BRAND-NEW. - YEAH. 260 00:09:18,070 --> 00:09:19,605 [record scratches] - [jabbers] 261 00:09:19,638 --> 00:09:22,240 RICKY WANTS A UNIT FOR A MATTRESS? 262 00:09:24,242 --> 00:09:26,445 - BUBBA WANTS A WASHER AND DRYER. 263 00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:27,879 I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD. 264 00:09:27,913 --> 00:09:29,481 [chuckles] 265 00:09:29,514 --> 00:09:31,083 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 266 00:09:31,116 --> 00:09:32,084 ANYBODY WANT TO GIVE NOW 100? 267 00:09:32,117 --> 00:09:33,685 100, 100. GOT 100 THERE. 268 00:09:33,719 --> 00:09:35,020 - RIGHT HERE. - NOW 200. 269 00:09:35,053 --> 00:09:37,255 NOW 300? NOW 300. - RIGHT HERE. 270 00:09:37,289 --> 00:09:38,991 400. NOW 500? LET'S DO IT. 500. 271 00:09:39,024 --> 00:09:40,325 NOW 600? - RIGHT HERE. 272 00:09:40,359 --> 00:09:42,060 600. NOW 700? I'LL LET YOU HAVE IT. 273 00:09:42,094 --> 00:09:43,228 700? 700, WHERE? 274 00:09:43,261 --> 00:09:45,530 700 HERE. NOW 800? 800? 275 00:09:45,564 --> 00:09:46,531 - RIGHT HERE. - 800. 276 00:09:46,565 --> 00:09:49,601 900, SIR? [auctioneering] 277 00:09:49,635 --> 00:09:51,236 900? 278 00:09:51,269 --> 00:09:52,671 I HAVE 800. - A THOUSAND. 279 00:09:52,704 --> 00:09:54,339 - NOW 1,000! GONNA BLOW YOU ALL OUT. 280 00:09:54,373 --> 00:09:55,340 ANYBODY GIVE 1,100? 281 00:09:55,374 --> 00:09:57,909 1,100. NOW 1,200? 282 00:09:57,943 --> 00:09:59,011 - YEAH. - 1,200. 283 00:09:59,044 --> 00:10:00,345 NOW 1,300? 284 00:10:00,379 --> 00:10:01,346 1,300 ONCE. 285 00:10:01,380 --> 00:10:02,881 1,300 TWICE. 286 00:10:02,914 --> 00:10:04,616 LAST CALL. GONNA GET 1,300? 287 00:10:04,650 --> 00:10:06,818 I SOLD, SOLD, SOLD IT. $1,200 RIGHT THERE. 288 00:10:06,852 --> 00:10:08,420 $1,200. 289 00:10:08,453 --> 00:10:10,989 - THAT FANCY NASA FOAM 290 00:10:11,023 --> 00:10:12,991 SLEEPING M.F.-er HAD EVERYTHING. 291 00:10:13,025 --> 00:10:15,127 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT ELSE IS IN THERE. 292 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,862 - I'M GOING HOME EMPTY-HANDED. 293 00:10:16,895 --> 00:10:18,230 IT'S NOT FAIR THAT THE CHICK 294 00:10:18,263 --> 00:10:20,732 WHO WANTS THE SAME STUFF THAT I DO 295 00:10:20,766 --> 00:10:24,403 GETS RICH SUPER MARIO COMING IN AND PAYING FOR HER STUFF. 296 00:10:24,436 --> 00:10:26,405 - I SCORED ON A LOCKER WITH SOME SPEAKERS. 297 00:10:26,438 --> 00:10:27,572 IN ORDER TO GET TO 'EM, 298 00:10:27,606 --> 00:10:30,142 I GOT TO BURROW THROUGH THESE CLOTHES FIRST. 299 00:10:30,175 --> 00:10:33,912 I CAN SAY EASILY $200 IN CLOTHES. 300 00:10:33,945 --> 00:10:35,514 THESE ARE OLD FISHER SPEAKERS. 301 00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:36,882 YEAH, AND THEY'RE STILL IN NICE SHAPE. 302 00:10:36,915 --> 00:10:40,152 PROBABLY $50 APIECE. 303 00:10:40,185 --> 00:10:42,120 BECAUSE THEY ARE VINTAGE. 304 00:10:42,154 --> 00:10:44,122 TWO MORE SONY SPEAKERS UP OVER HERE. 305 00:10:44,156 --> 00:10:47,125 AGAIN, NAME BRAND. 50, 60 BUCKS APIECE. 306 00:10:47,159 --> 00:10:48,827 WITH THE SPEAKERS AND THE CLOTHES OUT OF THE WAY, 307 00:10:48,860 --> 00:10:50,462 NOW I CAN FOCUS ON THE BOXES. 308 00:10:50,495 --> 00:10:54,032 HERE IS SOMETHING DEFINITELY WORTH LOOKING AT. 309 00:10:54,066 --> 00:10:55,333 COULD BE SOME HUNTING STUFF IN HERE. 310 00:10:55,367 --> 00:10:57,436 MAYBE A BOW AND ARROW. 311 00:10:57,469 --> 00:10:59,204 IT'S JUST A TENT. 312 00:10:59,237 --> 00:11:01,239 IT'S A CAMOUFLAGE TENT. 313 00:11:01,273 --> 00:11:04,009 IS IT A CAMOUFLAGE TENT? 314 00:11:11,016 --> 00:11:14,753 HMM. 315 00:11:14,786 --> 00:11:18,390 YEAH, I PROBABLY NEED TO SEE AN EXPERT. 316 00:11:18,423 --> 00:11:22,260 OH, YEAH. 317 00:11:22,294 --> 00:11:23,729 THESE ARE NIGHT-VISION GOGGLES. 318 00:11:23,762 --> 00:11:28,300 THESE COULD BE A COUPLE HUNDRED BUCKS. 319 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:31,703 NO IDEA. 320 00:11:31,737 --> 00:11:35,240 SOME IDEA. 321 00:11:35,273 --> 00:11:38,110 "WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP CALLS." 322 00:11:38,143 --> 00:11:40,345 OH, THEY'RE DUCK CALLS. 323 00:11:40,378 --> 00:11:42,380 [duck call quacks] 324 00:11:42,414 --> 00:11:43,448 AUCTIONS ARE WHAT I HUNT. 325 00:11:43,482 --> 00:11:44,916 THEY'RE ALWAYS IN SEASON. 326 00:11:44,950 --> 00:11:48,386 DUCKS, ON THE OTHER HAND, I HAVE NO IDEA. 327 00:11:53,024 --> 00:11:56,528 - [sighs] WHEW. BACK HOME. 328 00:11:56,561 --> 00:11:58,630 - BACK HOME. ONE MORE TRIP. 329 00:11:58,663 --> 00:12:00,565 - BACK AT THE WAREHOUSE, TO PROCESS OUR UNIT. 330 00:12:00,599 --> 00:12:02,267 WE ALREADY HAVE A BUYER FOR THE WASHER AND DRYER 331 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:03,802 THAT'S $400 DOWN. 332 00:12:03,835 --> 00:12:05,270 - IT'S A PRETTY GOOD LICK, 333 00:12:05,303 --> 00:12:06,738 BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO TAKE US OVER THE TOP. 334 00:12:06,772 --> 00:12:08,440 YEE-HAW! 335 00:12:08,473 --> 00:12:10,308 LOOK AT ALL THAT STUFF FALLING OUT. 336 00:12:10,342 --> 00:12:11,510 LOOK AT THAT MONEY. 337 00:12:11,543 --> 00:12:13,011 - IT'S A LIKE NEW KING-SIZED BED. 338 00:12:13,044 --> 00:12:14,479 - I'M GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, 339 00:12:14,513 --> 00:12:16,381 I BELIEVE IT WILL BRING 600, 650. 340 00:12:16,414 --> 00:12:18,416 - YOU THROW THE MATTRESSES ON IT, YOU'RE LOOKING AT 800. 341 00:12:18,450 --> 00:12:19,551 - 800 BUCKS. 342 00:12:19,584 --> 00:12:21,052 WE'VE ALREADY MADE OUR MONEY BACK, 343 00:12:21,086 --> 00:12:24,790 AND WE HAVEN'T GONE THROUGH HALF OF THIS FURNITURE STASH. 344 00:12:24,823 --> 00:12:26,091 250? - OH, YEAH. 345 00:12:26,124 --> 00:12:28,560 - THAT'S 1,450. WE'RE INTO PROFIT RIGHT NOW. 346 00:12:28,593 --> 00:12:30,061 I THINK WE CAN PROBABLY GET 200 APIECE FOR THESE. 347 00:12:30,095 --> 00:12:31,429 DON'T YOU? - OH, YEAH. 348 00:12:31,463 --> 00:12:33,932 MIRRORED FURNITURE ALWAYS TELLS ME ONE OF TWO THINGS-- 349 00:12:33,965 --> 00:12:36,134 EITHER THIS GUY LIKED TO LOOK AT HIS-SELF A WHOLE LOT, 350 00:12:36,168 --> 00:12:38,570 OR HE HAD--[sniffs]-- OTHER USES. 351 00:12:38,603 --> 00:12:40,238 FOUR PUB TYPE CHAIRS. 352 00:12:40,272 --> 00:12:42,507 THAT'S AN EASY 200 BUCKS. 353 00:12:42,541 --> 00:12:44,209 IT'S THE UNIT THAT JUST KEEPS ON GIVING. 354 00:12:44,242 --> 00:12:46,578 - ALL WE GOT LEFT IS THE BOXES. 355 00:12:46,611 --> 00:12:50,482 OH! OKAY. 356 00:12:50,515 --> 00:12:51,650 YOU GOT MORE IN THERE? 357 00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:52,951 - OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 358 00:12:52,984 --> 00:12:56,288 I'M GOING IN! 359 00:12:57,322 --> 00:12:58,290 - YOU GOT MORE IN THERE? 360 00:12:58,323 --> 00:12:59,724 - OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 361 00:12:59,758 --> 00:13:00,792 I'M GOING IN! 362 00:13:00,826 --> 00:13:03,829 [items clacking] 363 00:13:05,931 --> 00:13:07,966 - HOLY COW. WHAT IS ALL THIS? 364 00:13:07,999 --> 00:13:09,100 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS. 365 00:13:09,134 --> 00:13:10,235 - IT'S A WATER PIPE. 366 00:13:10,268 --> 00:13:11,736 DOES THIS GO DOWN THERE OR UP HERE? 367 00:13:11,770 --> 00:13:13,738 - WHY, YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT THAT THAN I DO. 368 00:13:13,772 --> 00:13:15,440 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 369 00:13:15,473 --> 00:13:17,442 - THE ONLY WATER PIPES I KNOW ABOUT 370 00:13:17,475 --> 00:13:18,877 ARE THE ONES THAT GO TO MY SHEEP TROUGH. 371 00:13:18,910 --> 00:13:20,879 - THAT'S WHERE YOU PUT THE MAGIC POWDER. 372 00:13:20,912 --> 00:13:22,314 - OKAY. 373 00:13:22,347 --> 00:13:25,617 - YEAH, I'VE SEEN WATER PIPES BEFORE. 374 00:13:25,650 --> 00:13:27,919 BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE LIKE THIS. 375 00:13:27,953 --> 00:13:30,155 LOOK, IT GOES THROUGH THE LEGS. - OH, YEAH. 376 00:13:30,188 --> 00:13:33,258 - I'VE NEVER SEEN IT WHERE IT'S ALL INCORPORATED INTO THE TABLE. 377 00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:34,659 - WHERE DO YOU THINK THIS IS FROM? 378 00:13:34,693 --> 00:13:36,795 - IT'S EITHER INDIAN OR MIDDLE EASTERN. 379 00:13:36,828 --> 00:13:38,129 - THE INLAY IS NICE. 380 00:13:38,163 --> 00:13:42,100 AND IT'S INDIG-U-OUS TO THE EAST OR THE WEST. 381 00:13:42,133 --> 00:13:44,936 MAYBE THE SOUTH. 382 00:13:44,970 --> 00:13:46,938 OR IS IT THE NORTH? 383 00:13:46,972 --> 00:13:48,473 I DON'T KNOW. 384 00:13:48,506 --> 00:13:52,310 BUT IT'S INDIG-U-OUS TO SOMEWHERE AROUND... 385 00:13:52,344 --> 00:13:56,648 OUTSIDE OF TOWN. 386 00:13:56,681 --> 00:13:58,149 - I HAVE THIS BUDDY JUSTIN, 387 00:13:58,183 --> 00:13:59,284 AND HE'S A GLASSBLOWER. 388 00:13:59,317 --> 00:14:00,385 SO I'M HOPING HE'LL KNOW 389 00:14:00,418 --> 00:14:02,087 ALL ABOUT THESE GLASS TUBES WE FOUND. 390 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:04,689 JUSTIN? - HEY! 391 00:14:04,723 --> 00:14:05,957 WHAT DO YOU GUYS GOT HERE? 392 00:14:05,991 --> 00:14:07,559 - I THINK THIS IS MONEY. 393 00:14:07,592 --> 00:14:09,961 ONE OF THE BOXES HAS SMALLER ONES, 394 00:14:09,995 --> 00:14:11,663 AND TWO OF 'EM HAVE BIGGER ONES. - OKAY. 395 00:14:11,696 --> 00:14:12,998 YEAH, THIS IS REALLY NICE TUBING. 396 00:14:13,031 --> 00:14:14,432 NICE AND THICK. 397 00:14:14,466 --> 00:14:16,067 SO THIS COULD BE TWO DIFFERENT KINDS OF GLASS. 398 00:14:16,101 --> 00:14:18,270 COULD BE A TYPE OF GLASS CALLED BOROSILICATE, 399 00:14:18,303 --> 00:14:19,804 WHICH IS SCIENTIFIC GLASS. 400 00:14:19,838 --> 00:14:22,374 THE OTHER TYPE OF GLASS IT COULD BE, CALLED QUARTZ, 401 00:14:22,407 --> 00:14:24,075 WHICH IS A PURE SILICA, 402 00:14:24,109 --> 00:14:25,510 WHICH IS REALLY, REALLY EXPENSIVE. 403 00:14:25,543 --> 00:14:26,544 - THAT'D BE COOL. 404 00:14:26,578 --> 00:14:27,946 - THE EASIEST WAY TO TEST IT, FOR US, 405 00:14:27,979 --> 00:14:29,514 IS TO SEE IF WE CAN ACTUALLY MELT IT. 406 00:14:29,547 --> 00:14:33,685 - WELL, LET'S LIGHT THIS THING UP. 407 00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:43,094 - ALL RIGHT, TURN THE FLAME OFF. 408 00:14:43,128 --> 00:14:45,697 THE GLASS IS MELTING. 409 00:14:45,730 --> 00:14:47,032 THIS IS NOT QUARTZ. 410 00:14:47,065 --> 00:14:51,036 IT'S ACTUALLY BOROSILICATE. 411 00:14:51,069 --> 00:14:52,637 - SO WHAT'S THE PRICE? 412 00:14:52,671 --> 00:14:54,606 - $20, PROBABLY, FOR A SINGLE TUBE. 413 00:14:54,639 --> 00:14:56,541 - 20 BUCKS A TUBE. 414 00:14:56,574 --> 00:14:58,610 OKAY, SO WE GOT 24. 415 00:14:58,643 --> 00:15:01,646 THAT'S $2,400, RIGHT? 416 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,916 - UH, I THINK THAT'S ABOUT $480. 417 00:15:07,419 --> 00:15:09,220 - WAY TO GO, DOCTOR. 418 00:15:09,254 --> 00:15:10,355 - AND THEN THE OTHER SIZE TUBING, 419 00:15:10,388 --> 00:15:11,690 IT'S A LITTLE BIT SMALLER. 420 00:15:11,723 --> 00:15:13,692 AND HOW MANY TUBES OF THAT DO YOU GUYS HAVE? 421 00:15:13,725 --> 00:15:14,960 both: 36. 422 00:15:14,993 --> 00:15:17,295 - SO YOU SAY $10 A TUBE, IT'S $360. 423 00:15:17,329 --> 00:15:19,197 - YES. 424 00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:22,334 I CAN'T EVEN SAY, LIKE, BORIS-CILLA, WHATEVER IT IS. 425 00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:23,969 LET'S JUST HOPE WE CAN SELL IT. 426 00:15:24,002 --> 00:15:26,871 - THIS IS PART OF OUR FIND. - OOH. 427 00:15:26,905 --> 00:15:27,872 - TELL ME ABOUT THIS. 428 00:15:27,906 --> 00:15:29,574 - THIS IS A NICE PAIR OF JACKS. 429 00:15:29,607 --> 00:15:31,843 THIS IS A VERY, LIKE, PRECISE PIECE OF EQUIPMENT. 430 00:15:31,876 --> 00:15:34,980 IT'S PROBABLY AT LEAST $200 OR $300 FOR THIS TOOL. 431 00:15:35,013 --> 00:15:36,014 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 432 00:15:36,047 --> 00:15:37,582 - AND WHAT ABOUT MY PADDLE HERE? 433 00:15:37,615 --> 00:15:39,784 - YOU CAN USE THIS AT DIFFERENT ANGLES 434 00:15:39,818 --> 00:15:41,386 TO ACTUALLY SHAPE THE GLASS. 435 00:15:41,419 --> 00:15:43,254 IT'S A LITTLE BIT HOMEMADE. 436 00:15:43,288 --> 00:15:45,023 MAYBE 40 OR 50 BUCKS. - OKAY. 437 00:15:45,056 --> 00:15:47,025 - WHAT I'M REALLY INTERESTED IN IS THIS COLOR OVER HERE. 438 00:15:47,058 --> 00:15:50,729 THIS IS ACTUALLY GROUND UP GLASS. 439 00:15:53,298 --> 00:15:56,468 SO EACH ONE OF THESE IS PROBABLY ABOUT... 440 00:15:56,501 --> 00:15:59,437 $50 OR $60. 441 00:15:59,471 --> 00:16:01,339 - WE DID BETTER THAN EXPECTED, FOR SURE. 442 00:16:01,373 --> 00:16:02,474 - IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU. 443 00:16:02,507 --> 00:16:03,508 - IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU TOO. - THANK YOU. 444 00:16:03,541 --> 00:16:04,576 WE KILLED IT TODAY. 445 00:16:04,609 --> 00:16:06,211 I GOT TO TEAM UP WITH MARY. 446 00:16:06,244 --> 00:16:07,645 I GOT TO EAT GLASS, 447 00:16:07,679 --> 00:16:09,314 [as Schwarzenegger] WE'LL BE BACK. 448 00:16:09,347 --> 00:16:11,016 YES. 449 00:16:11,049 --> 00:16:12,917 WE'LL BE BACK. 450 00:16:14,519 --> 00:16:15,987 - I'M TAKING ALL THIS GEAR I FOUND 451 00:16:16,021 --> 00:16:18,556 TO AN AVID DUCK HUNTER UP HERE IN BONHAM, TEXAS. 452 00:16:18,590 --> 00:16:21,026 I DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT DUCK HUNTING. 453 00:16:21,059 --> 00:16:24,662 BUT I DO KNOW I LOOK SPECTACULAR IN CAMOUFLAGE. 454 00:16:28,867 --> 00:16:31,136 WHOA! YOU ARE HARD TO FIND. 455 00:16:31,169 --> 00:16:32,737 JUST GRAB IT. - LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT, BUDDY. 456 00:16:32,771 --> 00:16:34,873 - WELL, WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS TENT? 457 00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,875 - IT'S GONNA BE A "FIELD BLIND" IS WHAT THEY CALL IT. 458 00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,109 - A FIELD BLIND. 459 00:16:38,143 --> 00:16:39,644 - YES, THIS ACTUALLY ISN'T GONNA BE USED 460 00:16:39,677 --> 00:16:40,979 FOR WATERFOWL HUNTING. 461 00:16:41,012 --> 00:16:43,548 THIS IS PROBABLY GONNA BE USED TOWARDS DEER HUNTING 462 00:16:43,581 --> 00:16:44,649 OR PIG HUNTING. 463 00:16:44,682 --> 00:16:47,085 - WHAT DO THESE THINGS GO FOR? 464 00:16:47,118 --> 00:16:48,920 YOU SHOULD BE $400, EASY. 465 00:16:48,953 --> 00:16:50,088 - GOT YOU. 466 00:16:50,121 --> 00:16:52,991 WELL, I GOT THIS LITTLE GUY. 467 00:16:53,024 --> 00:16:55,460 - NOW THAT'S PRETTY COOL. 468 00:16:55,493 --> 00:16:56,928 - WELL, WHAT DOES IT DO? 469 00:16:56,961 --> 00:16:58,997 - WELL, IT'S CALLED A MOJO DECOY--SPINNING WINGS. 470 00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:00,465 - THEY FIGURE THEY'RE GONNA LAND NEAR THIS OTHER DUCK, 471 00:17:00,498 --> 00:17:01,666 'CAUSE IT'S NICE AND SAFE, 472 00:17:01,699 --> 00:17:02,667 BECAUSE HE'S FLOATING AROUND OUT THERE. 473 00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:03,835 I DON'T KNOW. 474 00:17:03,868 --> 00:17:04,936 HE DON'T LOOK LIKE A REAL DUCK TO ME. 475 00:17:04,969 --> 00:17:06,171 I'M NOT GONNA LAND THERE 476 00:17:06,204 --> 00:17:07,839 IF I SEE THAT THING FLOPPING AROUND LIKE THAT. 477 00:17:07,872 --> 00:17:08,940 - I WOULDN'T LAND THERE EITHER, 478 00:17:08,973 --> 00:17:10,575 BUT YOU GOT YOU A GOOD PIECE OF EQUIPMENT. 479 00:17:10,608 --> 00:17:12,610 - LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. - THAT'S IT. 480 00:17:12,644 --> 00:17:14,479 - THERE'S YOUR $100 BILL RIGHT THERE. 481 00:17:14,512 --> 00:17:18,683 - NICE. NOW THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE. 482 00:17:18,716 --> 00:17:20,618 - LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 483 00:17:20,652 --> 00:17:23,621 WELL THE FIRST ONE'S WHAT I WAS HOPING IT WOULD BE. 484 00:17:23,655 --> 00:17:26,691 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE SECOND. 485 00:17:26,724 --> 00:17:28,793 THESE ARE ACRYLIC HOBO DUCK CALLS. 486 00:17:28,827 --> 00:17:30,995 AND THEY'RE MADE BY KENT CULLUM, 487 00:17:31,029 --> 00:17:33,131 THREE-TIME WORLD CHAMPION. 488 00:17:33,164 --> 00:17:35,300 - DUCK HUNTING? - DUCK CALLING. 489 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:36,601 - DUCK CALLING CHAMPION, OKAY. 490 00:17:36,634 --> 00:17:40,171 - YOU'RE THERE ABOUT $130 APIECE. 491 00:17:40,205 --> 00:17:41,940 - THAT IS SO GREAT. 492 00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:43,842 I ONLY PAID $300 FOR THIS LOCKER. 493 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,144 LET'S GO HUNT SOME DUCKS. 494 00:17:46,177 --> 00:17:47,879 - UH, IT'S NOT DUCK SEASON RIGHT NOW. 495 00:17:47,912 --> 00:17:49,814 - OH. - LET'S TRY IT OUT. 496 00:17:49,848 --> 00:17:53,518 [complex duck call] 497 00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:54,552 - [simple duck call] 498 00:17:54,586 --> 00:17:55,954 - [quacking] - GET 'EM GOING! 499 00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:58,022 - [laughs] LOOK WHAT SHOWED UP. 500 00:17:58,056 --> 00:17:59,557 - NICE. WHAT'D I TELL YOU? 501 00:17:59,591 --> 00:18:02,127 I DO REALLY HAVE THE GIFT OF GAB. 502 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,862 I THINK THAT'S THE ULTIMATE TEST. 503 00:18:03,895 --> 00:18:05,530 IF YOU CAN TALK A DUCK INTO GETTING KILLED, 504 00:18:05,563 --> 00:18:07,432 YOU CAN TALK PEOPLE INTO ANYTHING. 505 00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:10,468 [droning duck call] 506 00:18:13,805 --> 00:18:15,573 - RICKY AND I FOUND A HOOKAH TABLE. 507 00:18:15,607 --> 00:18:17,442 I GOT NO CLUE WHERE IT'S FROM. 508 00:18:17,475 --> 00:18:19,577 ANYTHING I'M CONFUSED ABOUT THE ORIGIN OF SOMETHING I HAVE, 509 00:18:19,611 --> 00:18:20,912 THERE'S ONE GUY I TAKE IT TO. 510 00:18:20,945 --> 00:18:22,714 both: HELLO. 511 00:18:22,747 --> 00:18:25,583 [exotic music] 512 00:18:25,617 --> 00:18:27,051 - OH, HI GUYS. - HOW ARE YOU DOING? 513 00:18:27,085 --> 00:18:28,119 - COME ON IN. 514 00:18:28,153 --> 00:18:29,220 - OUR BUDDY PONCAGE. 515 00:18:29,254 --> 00:18:30,588 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 516 00:18:30,622 --> 00:18:31,756 - HOW ARE YOU DOING? - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 517 00:18:31,789 --> 00:18:33,124 - SO I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS INDIAN, 518 00:18:33,158 --> 00:18:34,459 AND THAT'S WHY WE BROUGHT IT BACK. 519 00:18:34,492 --> 00:18:36,361 - NO, IT'S NOT INDIAN. - OH, IT'S NOT? 520 00:18:36,394 --> 00:18:37,462 - IT'S FROM SYRIA. 521 00:18:37,495 --> 00:18:40,165 - YEAH, WE PROBABLY NEED GEOGRAPHY LESSONS. 522 00:18:40,198 --> 00:18:43,001 - IT'S A HOOKAH TABLE/GAME TABLE. 523 00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,969 - THEY PLAY, LIKE, CHECKERS ON IT? 524 00:18:45,003 --> 00:18:46,704 - CHESS, CHESS. - THEY PLAY CHECKERS AND CHESS. 525 00:18:46,738 --> 00:18:47,805 - NYAH. 526 00:18:47,839 --> 00:18:49,073 - DEPENDING ON WHAT THEY WERE SMOKING. 527 00:18:49,107 --> 00:18:51,676 - SO YOU CAN SMOKE... DIFFERENT THINGS ON THIS. 528 00:18:51,709 --> 00:18:53,011 - WHATEVER YOU LIKE, YES. 529 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:56,614 BUT TRADITIONALLY THEY SMOKED WHAT IS CALLED SHISHA. 530 00:18:56,648 --> 00:19:00,618 IT'S FLAVORED TOBACCO WITH DRIED FRUIT. 531 00:19:00,652 --> 00:19:02,487 IF THEY WERE SMOKING SOME GOOD STUFF, 532 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,023 THEY'D HAVE THEIR FEET ON TOP AND NOT PLAY ANYTHING. 533 00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:07,425 - I THINK YOU'VE USED ONE OF THESE TABLES BEFORE. 534 00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:09,093 - NO, SIR. - NO? 535 00:19:09,127 --> 00:19:11,930 - I'M A VEGETARIAN. 536 00:19:11,963 --> 00:19:13,898 - MM-HMM. WAIT A SECOND. 537 00:19:13,932 --> 00:19:16,467 - SMOKING IS OKAY... TO BE A VEGETARIAN. 538 00:19:19,637 --> 00:19:21,839 - PRETTY GOOD SHAPE? PRETTY GOOD CONDITION, THOUGH? 539 00:19:21,873 --> 00:19:23,975 - NO, IT'S UH... 540 00:19:24,008 --> 00:19:25,243 - STRIKE TWO. - YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE. 541 00:19:25,276 --> 00:19:28,146 - TOTALLY SCRATCHED UP, IF YOU LOOK AT THE TOP. 542 00:19:28,179 --> 00:19:29,247 - OH, LORD. 543 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,015 - THE LEGS ARE ALL BEAT UP. 544 00:19:31,049 --> 00:19:32,684 - IT'S KIND OF SCRATCHED, BUT THAT INLAY, 545 00:19:32,717 --> 00:19:34,118 THAT'S ALL PRETTY NICE. 546 00:19:34,152 --> 00:19:38,656 - UH, NO. ACTUALLY IT'S NOT INLAY EITHER. 547 00:19:38,690 --> 00:19:41,159 IT'S THE VENEER OF AN OVERLAY 548 00:19:41,192 --> 00:19:43,828 THAT WAS DONE ON PLASTIC AND JUST GLUED ONTO THE WOOD. 549 00:19:43,861 --> 00:19:46,364 - IS THERE ANYTHING GOOD ABOUT THIS TABLE? 550 00:19:46,397 --> 00:19:48,933 - [laughs] YES. - [laughs] WHAT IS IT? 551 00:19:48,967 --> 00:19:51,669 - IT MADE THE PERSON HAPPY THAT OWNED THIS. 552 00:19:51,703 --> 00:19:54,138 - ALL RIGHT, HOW MUCH IS THIS TABLE WORTH? 553 00:19:54,172 --> 00:19:57,976 - I WOULD SAY... 554 00:19:58,009 --> 00:20:00,011 $650. 555 00:20:00,044 --> 00:20:01,946 both: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 556 00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:04,282 - WELL, IT'S NOT SO MUCH ABOUT THE VALUE, 557 00:20:04,315 --> 00:20:06,351 IT'S ABOUT THE PLEASURE. 558 00:20:06,384 --> 00:20:08,353 - AFTER OUR SUCCESS AT THIS AUCTION, 559 00:20:08,386 --> 00:20:09,754 THIS HOOKAH TABLE'S MORE LIKE A PEACE PIPE 560 00:20:09,787 --> 00:20:10,822 FOR RICKY AND I. 561 00:20:10,855 --> 00:20:12,390 WE MIGHT HAVE TO TEST IT OUT, THOUGH. 562 00:20:12,423 --> 00:20:14,092 - YOU HAVE YOUR TA-BACKY? 563 00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,394 - I DON'T HAVE ANY TOBACCO. - NO STASH. OKAY. 564 00:20:16,427 --> 00:20:18,730 - [laughs] NO STASH. 565 00:20:18,763 --> 00:20:22,400 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU. - [laughs] 566 00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:24,002 narrator: THE CARROLLTON WINNERS 567 00:20:24,035 --> 00:20:25,303 WERE MARY AND MOE, 568 00:20:25,336 --> 00:20:28,873 TASTING $1,900 BUCKS WITH THEIR GLASSBLOWING GEAR. 569 00:20:28,906 --> 00:20:31,209 RICKY AND BUBBA SAID NO TO DRUGS, 570 00:20:31,242 --> 00:20:33,344 BUT YES TO A $1,500 PROFIT. 571 00:20:33,378 --> 00:20:36,781 VICTOR RJESNJANSKY BAGGED 1,060 BUCKS 572 00:20:36,814 --> 00:20:38,082 WITH HIS HUNTING GEAR. 573 00:20:38,116 --> 00:20:40,218 WHILE JENNY GRUMBLES WENT TOE-TO-TOE 574 00:20:40,251 --> 00:20:42,820 WITH THE FOOT DOCTOR, AND GOT STOMPED. 575 00:20:42,854 --> 00:20:43,888 - YOU DON'T SMOKE AT ALL? 576 00:20:43,921 --> 00:20:45,757 - NO. - NOTHING? 577 00:20:45,790 --> 00:20:47,659 - THE ONLY TIME I SMOKED A HOOKAH 578 00:20:47,692 --> 00:20:49,294 WAS WHEN I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD. 579 00:20:49,327 --> 00:20:51,963 OUR NEIGHBOR'S GRANDFATHER WALKED OUT OF THE ROOM, 580 00:20:51,996 --> 00:20:54,332 SO MY COUSIN AND I SNUCK IN 581 00:20:54,365 --> 00:20:58,069 AND TOOK SOME DEEP SUCKS ON THE PIPE. 582 00:20:58,102 --> 00:21:00,571 AND WE JUST BASICALLY SUCKED IN WATER. 583 00:21:00,605 --> 00:21:02,807 IT TASTED LIKE DIRTY OLD SOCKS. 584 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,209 - HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT DIRTY SOCKS TASTE LIKE? 585 00:21:05,243 --> 00:21:07,178 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 586 00:21:07,211 --> 00:21:09,914 [stifled laughter] 587 00:21:09,947 --> 00:21:13,351 - I CAN'T STAND IT.