1 00:00:07,486 --> 00:00:10,856 male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... 2 00:00:10,890 --> 00:00:13,325 IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, 3 00:00:13,426 --> 00:00:16,629 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 4 00:00:16,662 --> 00:00:17,663 - THAT'S THE PRIZE. 5 00:00:17,696 --> 00:00:19,432 narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 6 00:00:19,465 --> 00:00:20,533 - YEAH. - YEAH. 7 00:00:20,566 --> 00:00:22,001 - RIGHT HERE. - YEAH! 8 00:00:22,034 --> 00:00:23,436 narrator: COMING UP... 9 00:00:23,469 --> 00:00:26,439 - MY COMPETITION'S BACK HERE IN TYLER TODAY. 10 00:00:26,472 --> 00:00:28,808 - AND I HEAR SHE'S INTO BUYING EVERY SINGLE ROOM HERE. 11 00:00:28,841 --> 00:00:29,975 - 75. - 100. 12 00:00:30,009 --> 00:00:31,377 - HERE. - SOLD IT! 13 00:00:31,410 --> 00:00:32,611 - IF YOU GET ALL CRAZY ON ME, 14 00:00:32,645 --> 00:00:34,213 I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE OVER THE BIDDING. 15 00:00:34,246 --> 00:00:36,148 - BUBBA, YOUR SUPERVISOR'S GOT A PRETTY TIGHT LEASH ON YOU. 16 00:00:36,182 --> 00:00:37,917 - VIC NEEDS TO JUST SHUT THE [bleep] UP. 17 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:39,051 - HEY! 18 00:00:39,085 --> 00:00:41,053 - THIS BELONGED TO SOME SOCIALITE IN TYLER. 19 00:00:41,087 --> 00:00:42,621 - THE OWNER HAD MONEY, 20 00:00:42,655 --> 00:00:44,423 AND MARY'S TIP IS JUST TOO GOOD TO PASS UP. 21 00:00:44,457 --> 00:00:46,559 - MOE, WHAT IS THIS? 22 00:00:48,928 --> 00:00:50,429 [country rock music] 23 00:00:50,463 --> 00:00:51,730 - YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET. 24 00:00:51,764 --> 00:00:53,165 THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. 25 00:00:53,199 --> 00:00:55,835 - BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. 26 00:00:55,868 --> 00:00:57,837 - I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE. 27 00:00:57,870 --> 00:00:58,938 - I SEE TREASURE. 28 00:00:58,971 --> 00:01:00,473 - IT'S FABULOUS. 29 00:01:00,506 --> 00:01:02,775 ♪ ♪ 30 00:01:02,808 --> 00:01:03,976 all: OH! 31 00:01:04,009 --> 00:01:05,478 - YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. 32 00:01:05,511 --> 00:01:06,946 - WHOO! - READY TO GO? 33 00:01:06,979 --> 00:01:08,214 - ALL RIGHT. - YEAH! 34 00:01:08,247 --> 00:01:10,516 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 35 00:01:10,549 --> 00:01:12,218 - HEY! 36 00:01:12,251 --> 00:01:14,620 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 37 00:01:14,653 --> 00:01:16,655 ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ 38 00:01:16,689 --> 00:01:21,193 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ - RIGHT HERE. 39 00:01:21,227 --> 00:01:23,229 - AND IT'S SOLD! 40 00:01:23,262 --> 00:01:26,866 [piano playing] 41 00:01:26,899 --> 00:01:30,136 - [shouts in Spanish] 42 00:01:30,169 --> 00:01:32,138 [record scratches] - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME? 43 00:01:32,171 --> 00:01:33,405 - [shouts in Spanish] 44 00:01:33,439 --> 00:01:34,974 - THAT'S MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE, 45 00:01:35,007 --> 00:01:36,909 MICHELLA YVETTE SANCHEZ. 46 00:01:36,942 --> 00:01:38,210 IT'S JUST GONNA STAY A MINUTE-- 47 00:01:38,244 --> 00:01:40,913 - NO, NO, NO, NO! 48 00:01:40,946 --> 00:01:44,150 - MY WIFE THINKS I'M A HOARDER. 49 00:01:50,923 --> 00:01:53,125 THAT'S REALLY TRUE. 50 00:01:53,159 --> 00:01:54,860 EVERY TIME I BUY A LOCKER, 51 00:01:54,894 --> 00:01:57,663 I BRING ALL THE EXTRA STUFF THAT I DON'T SELL TO MY HOUSE. 52 00:01:57,696 --> 00:01:58,764 - LOOK AT THE MESS. 53 00:01:58,797 --> 00:01:59,832 YOU CAN'T EVEN WALK THROUGH HERE. 54 00:01:59,865 --> 00:02:01,500 I HAVE PEOPLE THAT COME TO DO OUR YARD. 55 00:02:01,534 --> 00:02:03,102 THEY CAN'T EVEN GET TO THE BACKYARD. 56 00:02:03,135 --> 00:02:05,171 CAN'T GO BACK THERE TO MOW THE GRASS. 57 00:02:05,204 --> 00:02:07,273 THIS STUFF-- I CAN'T EVEN PULL OUT MY CAR. 58 00:02:07,306 --> 00:02:08,741 IT'S EMBARRASSING. 59 00:02:08,774 --> 00:02:12,077 WE USED TO HAVE A NICE CARPORT. LOOK AT THIS JUNK. 60 00:02:12,111 --> 00:02:13,913 AND, YOU KNOW, WE HAVE AN H.O.A., 61 00:02:13,946 --> 00:02:15,915 AND THEY HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING YET. 62 00:02:15,948 --> 00:02:17,349 - IT'S GONNA BE GONE. 63 00:02:17,383 --> 00:02:21,253 - [shouts in Spanish] 64 00:02:21,287 --> 00:02:22,922 - ENGLISH! ENGLISH! 65 00:02:22,955 --> 00:02:24,190 YOU KNOW WHAT TERCO IS? "STUBBORN." 66 00:02:24,223 --> 00:02:25,491 THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE-- STUBBORN. 67 00:02:25,524 --> 00:02:28,661 - THIS HAS BEEN MY LIFE THE LAST SIX MONTHS. 68 00:02:28,694 --> 00:02:31,263 I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET RID OF THE TRASH 69 00:02:31,297 --> 00:02:32,464 AND KEEP THE TREASURES. 70 00:02:32,498 --> 00:02:36,502 - BYE! 71 00:02:36,535 --> 00:02:37,703 - I GOT ONE PERSON IN MIND 72 00:02:37,736 --> 00:02:39,538 THAT MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP ME WITH ALL THIS. 73 00:02:39,572 --> 00:02:41,173 THIS IS GOING TO BE MY HAIL MARY. 74 00:02:41,207 --> 00:02:44,543 QUITE LITERALLY. 75 00:02:44,577 --> 00:02:46,979 - THE AUCTIONS TODAY ARE IN THE TINY TOWN OF TYLER, TEXAS. 76 00:02:47,012 --> 00:02:48,147 YOU NEED YOUR AUCTIONEER'S LICENSE 77 00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:49,582 TO SAY THAT TEN TIMES REAL FAST. 78 00:02:49,615 --> 00:02:52,518 OF COURSE, TYLER IS KNOWN AS A HIGH-CLASS COUNTRY TOWN 79 00:02:52,551 --> 00:02:54,286 WITH A THRIVING ARTS CENTER. 80 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:56,121 I BET OUR BUYERS WILL FIND SOME HIGH-END ITEMS 81 00:02:56,155 --> 00:02:59,158 WITH A COUNTRY TWIST. 82 00:02:59,191 --> 00:03:00,826 - YEAH, IT'S GOOD TO TURN HERE. 83 00:03:00,859 --> 00:03:03,696 - THANKS, I'M GLAD YOU APPROVE OF ME TURNING HERE. 84 00:03:03,729 --> 00:03:05,030 RICKY AND I ARE PARTNERS, 85 00:03:05,064 --> 00:03:06,265 BUT APPARENTLY THERE'S SOME RUMOR 86 00:03:06,332 --> 00:03:07,466 THAT I TAKE ORDERS FROM HIM. 87 00:03:07,499 --> 00:03:08,767 THAT ENDS TODAY. 88 00:03:08,801 --> 00:03:10,002 I'M TAKING THE REINS. 89 00:03:10,035 --> 00:03:11,570 - YOU ACT LIKE YOUR MIND'S SOMEWHERE ELSE. 90 00:03:11,604 --> 00:03:13,572 - NO, JUST READY TO GO TO AN AUCTION. 91 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:14,773 - YOU NEED TO FOCUS. 92 00:03:14,807 --> 00:03:16,508 YOU KNOW, I SAW THIS NATURE SHOW ONE TIME, 93 00:03:16,542 --> 00:03:18,510 WHERE A FUNGUS GETS IN AN ANT'S BRAIN 94 00:03:18,544 --> 00:03:20,980 AND MAKES THE ANT DO CRAZY THINGS. 95 00:03:21,013 --> 00:03:23,616 IN THE AUCTION SCENARIO, VICTOR'S THE FUNGUS. 96 00:03:23,649 --> 00:03:26,819 AND, BOY, IS HE EATING AWAY AT BUBBA'S BRAIN. 97 00:03:28,187 --> 00:03:30,055 - THESE PAST FEW WEEKS, I'VE BEEN STIRRING UP 98 00:03:30,122 --> 00:03:31,590 A LITTLE TROUBLE WITH MY COMPETITION. 99 00:03:31,657 --> 00:03:33,092 I BASICALLY TOLD BUBBA 100 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:34,860 THAT I THOUGHT HE WAS RICKY'S SIDEKICK, 101 00:03:34,893 --> 00:03:36,629 AND THAT LITTLE SEED I PLANTED 102 00:03:36,662 --> 00:03:39,765 I HAVE WATCHED GROW INTO A VERY DISTRACTED TEAM. 103 00:03:39,798 --> 00:03:43,469 SO TODAY I CAN FOCUS ON BUYING AN ANTIQUE UNIT. 104 00:03:50,509 --> 00:03:53,078 - I KNOW MY WIFE'S UPSET ABOUT THE YARD, 105 00:03:53,112 --> 00:03:55,180 BUT I CAN'T STOP GOING TO AUCTIONS. 106 00:03:55,214 --> 00:03:56,882 GOOD TO SEE YOU. - YOU TOO, MOE. 107 00:03:56,915 --> 00:03:59,351 I'VE BEEN DOING AUCTIONS MYSELF. 108 00:03:59,385 --> 00:04:02,121 I NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH QUALITY. 109 00:04:02,154 --> 00:04:04,390 SO WHEN DR. MOE CALLED ME TO PARTNER UP, 110 00:04:04,423 --> 00:04:06,158 I REALLY-- I WAS SO RELIEVED. 111 00:04:06,191 --> 00:04:08,327 - YOU'LL BE HAPPY. I'LL BE HAPPY. 112 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:11,830 MICHELLA WILL BE ECSTATIC. - [laughs] SOUNDS GOOD. 113 00:04:11,864 --> 00:04:14,366 - HAVING MARY TAKE THE EXTRA THINGS FROM THE LOCKER 114 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,368 WILL HELP SOLVE THE HOARDING PROBLEM. 115 00:04:16,402 --> 00:04:19,305 - MY COMPETITION'S BACK HERE IN TYLER TODAY. 116 00:04:19,338 --> 00:04:21,106 AND SHE BROUGHT HER BOYFRIEND AGAIN. 117 00:04:21,140 --> 00:04:23,342 THE LAST THING YOU NEED IS MARY AND HER SUGAR DADDY 118 00:04:23,375 --> 00:04:25,277 BUYING UP ALL THE GOOD FURNITURE LOCKERS. 119 00:04:25,377 --> 00:04:26,812 I'M GONNA HAVE AN EYE OUT ON THEM. 120 00:04:26,845 --> 00:04:28,647 - I HEAR SHE'S INTO BUYING 121 00:04:28,681 --> 00:04:30,015 ABSOLUTELY EVERY SINGLE ROOM HERE. 122 00:04:30,049 --> 00:04:33,285 - OH, AND ALSO, UH, SHUT UP, VICTOR. 123 00:04:33,319 --> 00:04:35,220 - ALL RIGHT, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. 124 00:04:35,254 --> 00:04:37,356 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. 125 00:04:37,389 --> 00:04:39,758 THERE'LL BE NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES. 126 00:04:39,792 --> 00:04:42,061 PLEASE BID WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKET. 127 00:04:42,094 --> 00:04:44,296 ARE YOU READY TO GO? [cheering] 128 00:04:44,330 --> 00:04:47,933 HAMMER UP! LET'S GO. 129 00:04:50,602 --> 00:04:52,104 [oohing and aahing] 130 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:56,975 - DRESSER, END TABLE. 131 00:04:57,009 --> 00:04:58,911 THE FURNITURE'S OKAY. 132 00:04:58,944 --> 00:05:00,946 THE FRAMES ARE PRETTY COOL, 133 00:05:00,979 --> 00:05:04,616 BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE VINTAGE OR JUST BEAT UP. 134 00:05:04,650 --> 00:05:07,286 - NOTHING IN HERE WILL WORK FOR ME, 135 00:05:07,319 --> 00:05:09,655 BUT WE'RE IN IT TOGETHER, SO-- 136 00:05:09,688 --> 00:05:13,692 - THAT PIECE LOOKS FANTASTIC. both: THE BASE. 137 00:05:13,726 --> 00:05:15,027 - LOVE THE TABLE. 138 00:05:15,060 --> 00:05:16,395 AND THERE'S A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF IN HERE 139 00:05:16,428 --> 00:05:17,696 THAT I CAN WORK WITH TOO. 140 00:05:17,730 --> 00:05:19,231 - THOSE END TABLES ARE REAL WOOD, 141 00:05:19,264 --> 00:05:20,399 AND SO IS THE HEADBOARD. 142 00:05:20,432 --> 00:05:22,301 YEAH, THIS IS SOME NICE FURNITURE. 143 00:05:22,334 --> 00:05:24,870 I'M GONNA HOLD OUT FOR SOMETHING BETTER. 144 00:05:24,903 --> 00:05:26,605 - YOUR KIND OF UNIT. NO MYSTERY. 145 00:05:26,638 --> 00:05:28,107 - TABLE AND TWO CHAIRS. 146 00:05:28,140 --> 00:05:29,308 THEY DIDN'T HAVE VERY MANY FRIENDS. 147 00:05:29,341 --> 00:05:31,343 WE COULD SELL THIS FURNITURE IN THIS UNIT, 148 00:05:31,377 --> 00:05:33,345 BUT I'M NOT GONNA TELL BUBBA WHAT TO BID ON. 149 00:05:33,379 --> 00:05:35,013 - ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO GIVE NOW? 150 00:05:35,047 --> 00:05:36,181 - 75. - 75 THERE. 151 00:05:36,215 --> 00:05:37,883 75. NOW WANNA GIVE 100? 152 00:05:37,916 --> 00:05:39,585 - YEAH. - THANK YOU, SIR. 153 00:05:39,618 --> 00:05:41,854 - NOW 125? WANNA GIVE 125? 125. 154 00:05:41,887 --> 00:05:44,356 - WHOA! MARY AND MOE ARE, LIKE, ALL OVER THIS LOCKER. 155 00:05:44,390 --> 00:05:46,658 - NOW 175? 175. NOW 200? 156 00:05:46,692 --> 00:05:47,693 - HERE. - 200 THERE. 157 00:05:47,726 --> 00:05:50,095 NOW 250? 250. 158 00:05:50,129 --> 00:05:52,131 NOW 275? 275. 159 00:05:52,164 --> 00:05:53,732 - THEY DEFINITELY SAW SOMETHING IN THERE. 160 00:05:53,766 --> 00:05:55,434 I'M JUMPING IN. 161 00:05:55,467 --> 00:05:57,102 - ONE-HIT WONDER JUMPING IN THERE. 300. 162 00:05:57,136 --> 00:06:00,706 300. NOW 325? WANNA GIVE 325? 325? 163 00:06:00,739 --> 00:06:02,775 325? LAST CALL. 325? 164 00:06:02,808 --> 00:06:05,377 SELL IT, RIGHT THERE. $300. 165 00:06:05,411 --> 00:06:06,578 THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 166 00:06:06,612 --> 00:06:08,213 [applause] - THE FURNITURE'S REALLY SOLID. 167 00:06:08,247 --> 00:06:09,681 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I GOT WITH THESE FRAMES, 168 00:06:09,715 --> 00:06:11,817 BUT MOE AND MARY WERE ALL OVER THIS LOCKER, 169 00:06:11,850 --> 00:06:15,487 SO I'M HOPING I GOT SOMETHING GOOD. 170 00:06:15,521 --> 00:06:18,357 - HEY! 171 00:06:27,599 --> 00:06:29,067 - AH. 172 00:06:29,101 --> 00:06:30,569 SO MY NEW BFF, 173 00:06:30,602 --> 00:06:33,372 SHE TELLS ME THIS BELONGED TO SOME SOCIALITE IN TYLER. 174 00:06:33,405 --> 00:06:36,809 THAT LADY SAID THIS WOMAN USED TO BE A BIG SOCIALITE. 175 00:06:36,842 --> 00:06:39,044 IF IT GOES CHEAP ENOUGH, IT MIGHT BE WORTH A GAMBLE. 176 00:06:39,077 --> 00:06:42,481 - THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT MY WIFE WOULDN'T WANT ME TO BUY, 177 00:06:42,514 --> 00:06:44,750 BUT MARY'S TIP IS JUST TOO GOOD TO PASS UP. 178 00:06:47,586 --> 00:06:49,688 - WHAT'S THE KEY THING THAT WE DON'T BUY? 179 00:06:49,755 --> 00:06:52,124 - I DON'T BUY GARBAGE BAGS. 180 00:06:52,157 --> 00:06:55,694 - HOO, I'M SO GLAD WE CAN AGREE ON THIS ONE. 181 00:06:55,727 --> 00:06:57,463 - IT'S THE FURNITURE FROM THE '80s. 182 00:06:57,496 --> 00:07:00,199 NO, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN THIS LOCKER AT ALL. 183 00:07:00,232 --> 00:07:01,366 NOT MY SCENE. 184 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:02,935 NOT SINCE THE '80s. 185 00:07:02,968 --> 00:07:06,238 - LOOKS LIKE THERE IS SOME SORT OF A WOOD CHAIR THING. 186 00:07:06,271 --> 00:07:08,707 THAT'S THE ONLY PROMISING THING I CAN SEE. 187 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:12,978 I SEE MOE AND MARY CONSPIRING ABOUT A BUNCH OF TRASH BAGS. 188 00:07:13,011 --> 00:07:14,546 WHAT AM I MISSING HERE? 189 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:16,315 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 190 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:17,649 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO GIVE NOW? 100? 191 00:07:17,683 --> 00:07:18,951 I GOT A HUNDRED. NOW 200? 192 00:07:18,984 --> 00:07:20,085 WANNA GIVE 200? 193 00:07:20,118 --> 00:07:22,221 I GOT 200. 300? - YEP. 194 00:07:22,254 --> 00:07:24,056 - 300. NOW 350? - 350. 195 00:07:24,089 --> 00:07:25,123 - 350. NOW 400? 196 00:07:25,157 --> 00:07:27,459 WANNA GIVE 400? NOW 400? 400! 197 00:07:27,493 --> 00:07:28,894 NOW 450? NOW 450? 450? 198 00:07:28,927 --> 00:07:30,395 450. 199 00:07:30,429 --> 00:07:32,498 NOW 500? WANNA GIVE 500? 500? LET'S DO IT. ONE MORE TIME. 200 00:07:32,531 --> 00:07:34,266 - 500. - 500! 201 00:07:34,299 --> 00:07:35,734 WANNA GIVE 550? GOING ONCE. 202 00:07:35,868 --> 00:07:37,035 550? GOING TWICE. 203 00:07:37,069 --> 00:07:39,204 I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE. $500. 204 00:07:39,304 --> 00:07:41,306 [applause] - I HOPE MARY'S INTEL WAS RIGHT. 205 00:07:41,340 --> 00:07:44,309 OTHERWISE, MY WIFE'S GONNA HAVE ME INSTITUTIONALIZED. 206 00:07:44,343 --> 00:07:46,478 - 500? - THEY WANT IT. 207 00:07:46,512 --> 00:07:49,781 - IF MOE AND MARY ARE SPENDING $500 208 00:07:49,815 --> 00:07:53,285 ON A BUNCH OF TRASH BAGS, WHAT DID I JUST BUY? 209 00:07:53,318 --> 00:07:55,120 SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE. 210 00:07:55,153 --> 00:07:57,689 THIS IS A FANTASTIC TABLE. 211 00:07:57,723 --> 00:07:59,458 I'LL PROBABLY ADD SOME CHARACTER TO IT. 212 00:07:59,491 --> 00:08:00,926 MAKE IT $300. 213 00:08:00,959 --> 00:08:04,062 NEXT ARE THESE CHAIRS. 214 00:08:04,096 --> 00:08:05,464 $70 EACH. 215 00:08:05,497 --> 00:08:09,268 PROBABLY SELL THIS GUY FOR 150. 216 00:08:09,301 --> 00:08:11,770 I AM GOING TO PAINT THIS FRAME 217 00:08:11,803 --> 00:08:15,807 AND SELL IT AT UPTOWN COUNTRY FOR $25. 218 00:08:15,841 --> 00:08:18,277 NEVER BOUGHT MATTRESSES BEFORE. 219 00:08:18,310 --> 00:08:19,678 I SEE THEM IN THE TRASH ALL THE TIME 220 00:08:19,711 --> 00:08:22,681 WHEN I'M DUMPSTER DIVING. 221 00:08:22,714 --> 00:08:24,249 ALL RIGHT, NOTHING BACK THERE. 222 00:08:24,283 --> 00:08:29,187 OH. 223 00:08:29,221 --> 00:08:30,155 OH, 224 00:08:30,188 --> 00:08:32,724 - OH, GOD. 225 00:08:32,758 --> 00:08:36,028 UM... 226 00:08:36,061 --> 00:08:39,264 IT'S A DEAD BUTTERFLY ART DISPLAY. 227 00:08:39,298 --> 00:08:40,265 I DON'T KNOW. 228 00:08:40,299 --> 00:08:41,833 THIS IS A REALLY NICE DISPLAY. 229 00:08:41,867 --> 00:08:43,835 THE BUTTERFLIES LOOK LIKE THEY'RE IN GOOD CONDITION. 230 00:08:43,869 --> 00:08:46,305 IS THERE EVEN A MARKET FOR DEAD BUTTERFLIES? 231 00:08:46,338 --> 00:08:47,706 I'M GONNA CHECK IT OUT. 232 00:08:47,739 --> 00:08:50,809 SO THIS STRATEGY OF, LIKE, RIDING MARY AND MOE'S COATTAILS 233 00:08:50,842 --> 00:08:51,877 KIND OF WORKED OUT FOR ME. 234 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:53,111 IT MAY WORK OUT EVEN BETTER, 235 00:08:53,145 --> 00:08:55,347 IF I FIND OUT THAT PEOPLE BUY DEAD BUTTERFLIES. 236 00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,919 - HEY! 237 00:09:00,953 --> 00:09:04,790 - WHOO-HOO! 238 00:09:04,823 --> 00:09:06,325 - BUT YOU REALLY CAN'T SEE MUCH 239 00:09:06,358 --> 00:09:07,893 WITH THESE MATTRESSES IN THE WAY. 240 00:09:07,926 --> 00:09:10,362 THE LAMINATE TABLE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS OWNED BY AN OLD LADY. 241 00:09:10,395 --> 00:09:12,230 THIS COULD BE MY ANTIQUE LOCKER. 242 00:09:12,264 --> 00:09:13,432 - FROM WHAT I CAN SEE, 243 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:16,301 ALL THIS FURNITURE KIND OF LOOKS TOO NEW FOR ME. 244 00:09:16,335 --> 00:09:18,337 - I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 245 00:09:18,370 --> 00:09:20,505 - THAT'S JUST FAKE TILE. THAT'S NOT EVEN REAL TILE. 246 00:09:20,539 --> 00:09:23,742 I GOT BETTER STUFF IN MY YARD THAT YOU CAN DIG THROUGH. 247 00:09:23,775 --> 00:09:24,977 - WE'RE OUT. 248 00:09:25,010 --> 00:09:27,412 - THAT'S NOT A HORRIBLE DINETTE. 249 00:09:27,446 --> 00:09:28,614 - WONDER IF THAT TOP'S BROKEN. 250 00:09:28,647 --> 00:09:30,616 - WHAT'S THAT--OH, THAT THING IN THE BACK? 251 00:09:30,649 --> 00:09:32,284 I THOUGHT IT WAS A HIGH CHAIR, BUT IT'S A RACK. 252 00:09:32,317 --> 00:09:34,753 LOOK YOU EVEN GOT SOMETHING ON THERE. 253 00:09:34,786 --> 00:09:35,754 - YOU GOT A MATTRESS TO THE RIGHT, 254 00:09:35,787 --> 00:09:36,888 A MATTRESS TO THE LEFT, 255 00:09:36,922 --> 00:09:38,890 A BUNCH OF JUNK IN THE MIDDLE. 256 00:09:38,924 --> 00:09:42,761 I THINK WE'RE OUT LIKE A FAT BOY IN DODGEBALL. 257 00:09:42,794 --> 00:09:45,364 - I MIGHT BID ON IT. - ARE YOU SMOKING SOMETHING? 258 00:09:45,397 --> 00:09:47,466 - EVERYBODY'S FOCUSED ON THAT CRAPPY DINETTE, 259 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:49,901 BUT THERE'S A GARAGE RACK BEHIND THAT THAT'S NICE. 260 00:09:49,935 --> 00:09:51,169 AND THAT COULD MEAN GOOD STUFF. 261 00:09:51,203 --> 00:09:52,571 - IF YOU GET ALL CRAZY ON ME, 262 00:09:52,604 --> 00:09:54,139 I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE OVER THE BIDDING. 263 00:09:54,172 --> 00:09:55,607 - OH, YOU HAVE TO TAKE OVER THE BIDDING? 264 00:09:55,641 --> 00:09:58,777 - BUBBA, YOUR SUPERVISOR'S GOT A PRETTY TIGHT LEASH ON YOU. 265 00:09:58,810 --> 00:09:59,911 [laughs] 266 00:09:59,945 --> 00:10:01,847 - VIC NEEDS TO JUST SHUT THE [bleep] UP. 267 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,749 RICKY AND I ARE PARTNERS-- 50/50. 268 00:10:03,782 --> 00:10:04,883 - BID, IF YOU FEEL RIGHT, FOR IT, 269 00:10:04,916 --> 00:10:07,119 BUT DON'T BID FOR SPITE. 270 00:10:07,152 --> 00:10:10,622 I'M A PROFESSIONAL, DUDE. I'LL BID IF IT MAKES MONEY. 271 00:10:10,656 --> 00:10:12,124 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 272 00:10:12,157 --> 00:10:14,159 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO GIVE? 100? 273 00:10:14,192 --> 00:10:15,527 - RIGHT HERE. - THERE'S 100. 274 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:16,595 200? NOW 200? 275 00:10:16,628 --> 00:10:17,896 - YEAH. - I GOT 200 THERE. 276 00:10:17,929 --> 00:10:18,964 HOW ABOUT 250? 277 00:10:18,997 --> 00:10:20,298 - RIGHT HERE. - 250 THERE. 278 00:10:20,332 --> 00:10:22,267 NOW 300. WANNA GIVE 300? 300, 300, 300. 279 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:24,503 300 THERE. NOW 350. WANNA GIVE 350? 280 00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:25,570 - ONE MORE TIME RIGHT HERE. 281 00:10:25,604 --> 00:10:26,905 - 350. NOW 400. 282 00:10:26,938 --> 00:10:28,073 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M MORE INTO, 283 00:10:28,106 --> 00:10:30,342 THE LOCKER OR BIDDING UP RICKY'S SIDEKICK. 284 00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:31,576 - WANNA GIVE 400? - YEAH. 285 00:10:31,610 --> 00:10:33,178 - I GOT 400 THERE. 286 00:10:33,211 --> 00:10:34,880 - COME ON, BUBBA, YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THIS. 287 00:10:34,913 --> 00:10:36,481 - LAST CALL. WANNA GIVE 450? 288 00:10:36,515 --> 00:10:37,983 450 ONCE, TWICE. 289 00:10:38,016 --> 00:10:40,752 SOLD IT, $400 RIGHT THERE. [applause] 290 00:10:40,786 --> 00:10:42,654 - VIC THINKS HE BID ME UP ON THIS UNIT, 291 00:10:42,688 --> 00:10:44,222 BUT WHATEVER'S BACK THERE WITH THAT GARAGE SHELF, 292 00:10:44,256 --> 00:10:45,190 THAT'S GOING TO PAY OFF. 293 00:10:45,223 --> 00:10:47,159 - I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. 294 00:10:47,192 --> 00:10:48,226 - YOU TRUST YOUR PARTNER, RIGHT? 295 00:10:48,260 --> 00:10:51,596 - YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 296 00:10:51,630 --> 00:10:54,166 - UNTIL NEXT AUCTION, GOOD-BYE AND GOOD LUCK. 297 00:10:54,199 --> 00:10:56,668 - YEAH, I'M DISAPPOINTED I DIDN'T GET A LOCKER, 298 00:10:56,702 --> 00:10:59,037 BUT BIDDING UP RICKY'S SIDEKICK-- 299 00:10:59,071 --> 00:11:01,873 THAT'S A PRODUCTIVE DAY TO ME. 300 00:11:01,907 --> 00:11:06,244 - WE'RE BACK AT THAT LOCKER THAT BUBBA RISKED $400 FOR. 301 00:11:06,278 --> 00:11:07,512 HOPEFULLY THAT DINETTE AND THAT GARAGE STUFF 302 00:11:07,546 --> 00:11:10,182 IS GOING TO PULL US OUT, BUT, MAN, I DON'T KNOW. 303 00:11:10,215 --> 00:11:12,484 WELL, THERE'S A PIECE OF FIREWOOD. 304 00:11:12,517 --> 00:11:14,553 - IT'S FIVE MINUTES TO THE DUMP, DUDE. 305 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:16,621 - CONTINUING MY NATURE ANALOGY, 306 00:11:16,655 --> 00:11:18,924 THIS UNIT'S ABOUT FIT FOR THE DUNG BEETLE. 307 00:11:18,957 --> 00:11:22,561 OH, I'VE GOT A CHEST OF DRAWERS. 308 00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:25,363 YOU GOT A LONG WAY TO 400, BUBBA, MAN. 309 00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:28,400 - THAT'S A $40 SHELF. 310 00:11:28,433 --> 00:11:30,368 HOLY COW, IT'S A WHOLE SET. 311 00:11:30,402 --> 00:11:33,739 THIS LITTLE BOX FULL OF DISHES, 50 BUCKS. 312 00:11:33,772 --> 00:11:35,674 - YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS IN THERE? 313 00:11:35,707 --> 00:11:38,944 THE BEST BUMBLEBEE KILLER YOU EVER SAW IN YOUR LIFE. 314 00:11:38,977 --> 00:11:40,412 HEY, BUB. - WHAT? 315 00:11:40,445 --> 00:11:42,881 - FOUND ANOTHER ONE OF THEM BUMBLEBEE KILLERS. 316 00:11:42,914 --> 00:11:44,883 - THIS GUY'S A TENNIS FREAK. 317 00:11:44,916 --> 00:11:47,018 - WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 318 00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:50,522 GAMMA. 319 00:11:50,555 --> 00:11:52,524 - I GOT A GAMMA. 320 00:11:52,557 --> 00:11:53,925 - YOU GOT A GAMMA? 321 00:11:53,959 --> 00:11:56,828 MAYBE THESE TWO GAMMAS MAKE A GAMMA. 322 00:11:56,862 --> 00:11:57,929 LET'S LOOK. 323 00:11:57,963 --> 00:11:59,965 WE GOTTA LOOK. 324 00:11:59,998 --> 00:12:01,266 LOOKS LIKE A FISHING LINE. 325 00:12:01,299 --> 00:12:02,467 - PUT THAT ON THIS. 326 00:12:02,501 --> 00:12:06,071 - I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT GOES. 327 00:12:06,104 --> 00:12:09,608 - WHATEVER IT IS, IT LOOKS COMPLICATED. 328 00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:12,210 - IT SITS IN THIS RAIL RIGHT HERE. 329 00:12:12,244 --> 00:12:14,212 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 330 00:12:14,246 --> 00:12:15,313 - ALL RIGHT, BEAT IT OUT. - NO. 331 00:12:15,347 --> 00:12:16,515 BUT MY FINGER WAS IN THERE. 332 00:12:16,548 --> 00:12:17,983 - OKAY, PUT THAT TO THE SIDE, 333 00:12:18,016 --> 00:12:20,819 AND WE'LL PUT THAT IN THE TRUCK. 334 00:12:20,852 --> 00:12:22,821 THIS IS A HEAVY DINETTE. 335 00:12:22,854 --> 00:12:24,422 - THAT'S RIGHT, 'CAUSE IT'S GOOD QUALITY. 336 00:12:24,456 --> 00:12:26,024 - WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS, 300? 337 00:12:26,057 --> 00:12:27,659 - 300. 338 00:12:27,692 --> 00:12:30,362 - THERE'S 400, AND WE GAVE WHAT FOR THE UNIT? 339 00:12:30,395 --> 00:12:31,730 - 400. - THERE YOU GO. 340 00:12:31,763 --> 00:12:34,032 YEAH, THAT DINETTE-- IT'LL HELP ME BREAK EVEN, 341 00:12:34,065 --> 00:12:35,467 BUT THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 342 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:38,703 - LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE WE HAVE IN YOUR FANTASTIC UNIT. 343 00:12:38,737 --> 00:12:41,606 OH, WHAT IS THIS? 344 00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:42,808 WHAT IS THIS? 345 00:12:42,841 --> 00:12:44,509 IT SAYS "GAMMA" RIGHT ON IT. 346 00:12:44,543 --> 00:12:47,012 THAT'S THE OTHER PIECE. 347 00:12:47,045 --> 00:12:50,148 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT WE GOT. 348 00:12:50,182 --> 00:12:52,617 - THAT GOES RIGHT THERE, AND WHAT GOOD IS THAT? 349 00:12:54,986 --> 00:12:59,157 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, LOOK. 350 00:12:59,191 --> 00:13:00,826 I KNOW WHAT THIS DOES. 351 00:13:00,859 --> 00:13:03,795 IT STRINGS TENNIS RACKETS. 352 00:13:03,829 --> 00:13:04,996 - YOU'RE PRETTY SMART. 353 00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:07,299 - THAT'S A PROFESSIONAL TOOL NOW, MAN. 354 00:13:07,332 --> 00:13:08,934 THIS IS WORTH A LOT OF MONEY, DUDE. 355 00:13:08,967 --> 00:13:12,037 - I DON'T KNOW IF THIS THING IS WORTH A PLUGGED NICKEL. 356 00:13:12,070 --> 00:13:15,173 IT'S A NICKEL THAT'S A PLUG. IT'S NOT REAL. 357 00:13:15,207 --> 00:13:16,675 - I KNOW YOU DON'T THINK IT'S WORTH MUCH. 358 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,410 I'M GOING TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT. 359 00:13:18,443 --> 00:13:20,111 PEOPLE THAT PLAY TENNIS USUALLY SPEND A LOT OF MONEY 360 00:13:20,145 --> 00:13:21,179 ON THEIR EQUIPMENT, RIGHT? 361 00:13:21,213 --> 00:13:22,681 HOPEFULLY IT'S A NICE PROFIT, 362 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,816 OR VICTOR GOT THE BEST OF ME. 363 00:13:28,253 --> 00:13:29,354 - MOE? 364 00:13:29,421 --> 00:13:32,724 I'M ACTUALLY MEETING MOE AT HIS HOUSE, 365 00:13:32,757 --> 00:13:34,426 SO WE CAN GO THROUGH THAT SOCIALITE'S UNIT 366 00:13:34,459 --> 00:13:36,194 THAT WE GOT TOGETHER. 367 00:13:36,228 --> 00:13:37,295 HOLY CRAP. 368 00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,701 MOE WAS NOT KIDDING. 369 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,636 MOE HAS TURNED INTO A HOARDER. 370 00:13:44,669 --> 00:13:47,105 I'M IN SHOCK, MOE. YOU WERE NOT KIDDING. 371 00:13:47,138 --> 00:13:50,208 [laughs] - WELL, LET'S GO THROUGH IT. 372 00:13:50,242 --> 00:13:51,710 - I PUT ALL THE BAGS IN MY TRUCK, 373 00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:54,346 AND MOE PUT ALL THAT FURNITURE IN HIS BACKYARD, 374 00:13:54,379 --> 00:13:55,614 SO I THINK IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME. 375 00:13:55,647 --> 00:13:58,783 - READY? 376 00:13:58,817 --> 00:13:59,885 - OH, JEEZ. 377 00:13:59,918 --> 00:14:02,621 CLOTHES. NOT WORTH ANYTHING TO ME. 378 00:14:02,654 --> 00:14:04,623 - NOT WORTH ANYTHING TO ME. 379 00:14:04,656 --> 00:14:06,057 - THIS IS DISAPPOINTING. 380 00:14:06,091 --> 00:14:08,426 - THERE'S NOTHING BUT DIRTY CLOTHES, 381 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:09,527 BUT AT LEAST MARY COULD TAKE THE FURNITURE 382 00:14:09,561 --> 00:14:10,896 THAT WAS UNDER THOSE BAGS. 383 00:14:10,929 --> 00:14:13,265 LOOK AT THIS TABLE. - NO. 384 00:14:13,365 --> 00:14:15,567 - HERE'S A CHAIR. - NO, MOE. 385 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,936 I BET THERE'S, LIKE, A FAMILY OF FIVE LIVING BACK HERE, 386 00:14:17,969 --> 00:14:21,172 AND... THEY'RE DOING PRETTY GOOD. 387 00:14:21,206 --> 00:14:22,807 THEY GOT EVERYTHING THEY NEED. 388 00:14:22,841 --> 00:14:24,643 - YOU WANT THIS IRONING BOARD? 389 00:14:24,676 --> 00:14:26,411 - NO. - OH, SHOCK. 390 00:14:26,444 --> 00:14:29,547 - I WANT SOME INDUSTRIAL STUFF, 391 00:14:34,986 --> 00:14:36,221 - OH, MY GOD, MOE! 392 00:14:36,254 --> 00:14:38,023 WHAT IS THIS? - I DON'T KNOW. 393 00:14:38,056 --> 00:14:40,625 - OH, MY GOD. 394 00:14:40,659 --> 00:14:43,662 - IT'S LIKE A HEAD IN A HAYSTACK. 395 00:14:43,695 --> 00:14:45,230 - WELL, THERE'S A CORD. 396 00:14:45,263 --> 00:14:47,098 - LET ME SEE. 397 00:14:47,132 --> 00:14:49,267 YEAH, IT'S GOTTA GENERATE SOME ELECTRICITY. 398 00:14:49,301 --> 00:14:50,635 - YEAH. 399 00:14:50,669 --> 00:14:53,338 - FINALLY, THE SOCIALITE HAS SOMETHING INTERESTING. 400 00:14:53,371 --> 00:14:55,206 SHE'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 401 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,408 LOOK AT THE PATINA ON IT. 402 00:14:56,441 --> 00:14:58,076 - IT LOOKS FREAKING OLD. 403 00:14:58,109 --> 00:15:00,011 - THAT'S THE BEST THING WE HAD TODAY. 404 00:15:00,045 --> 00:15:01,813 - THIS COULD BE WORTH DOLLAR SIGNS, MOE. 405 00:15:01,846 --> 00:15:02,847 - DOLLARS. 406 00:15:02,881 --> 00:15:04,582 THIS LOOKS INDUSTRIAL AGE. 407 00:15:04,616 --> 00:15:07,352 THERE'S ONE GUY IN DALLAS THAT'LL KNOW WHAT THIS IS, 408 00:15:07,385 --> 00:15:08,687 AND I'M GONNA TAKE IT TO HIM. 409 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:11,656 - GOOD FIND OF THE DAY, MOE. - IT'S THE BEST. 410 00:15:16,628 --> 00:15:19,531 - I FOUND THIS AMAZING, WEIRD BUTTERFLY DUDE 411 00:15:19,564 --> 00:15:21,032 WHO COULD TELL ME ALL ABOUT THIS DISPLAY... 412 00:15:21,232 --> 00:15:23,201 HEY, BUTTERFLIES. 413 00:15:23,234 --> 00:15:25,470 AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, IF THERE'S A MARKET 414 00:15:25,570 --> 00:15:27,906 FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 415 00:15:27,939 --> 00:15:29,007 - OH, WONDERFUL. 416 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,742 - SO YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT BUTTERFLIES? 417 00:15:30,775 --> 00:15:32,911 - I DO, I'VE BEEN STUDYING THEM SINCE I WAS A KID. 418 00:15:32,944 --> 00:15:34,846 THESE ARE MORPHO BUTTERFLIES. 419 00:15:34,879 --> 00:15:38,249 "MORPHO" MEANS "BEAUTIFUL FORM" IN ANCIENT GREEK, 420 00:15:38,283 --> 00:15:39,818 SO-- WHICH IS QUITE APT FOR THEM 421 00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,353 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL. - RIGHT. 422 00:15:41,386 --> 00:15:42,721 - THERE'S A COUPLE IN HERE 423 00:15:42,754 --> 00:15:44,856 THAT ARE PROBABLY RARE SUBSPECIES, 424 00:15:44,889 --> 00:15:46,691 AND THEY'RE QUITE EXPENSIVE WHEN YOU BUY THEM. 425 00:15:46,725 --> 00:15:47,692 - REALLY? - MM-HMM. 426 00:15:47,726 --> 00:15:50,261 - SO PEOPLE REALLY BUY BUTTERFLIES? 427 00:15:50,295 --> 00:15:51,363 - YES. YEP. 428 00:15:51,396 --> 00:15:53,631 - IF I WERE TO GO TO A COLLECTOR 429 00:15:53,665 --> 00:15:56,067 AND TRY AND SELL THESE... - UH-HUH. 430 00:15:56,101 --> 00:15:58,503 - WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT THEY WOULD BE WORTH AS A WHOLE? 431 00:15:58,536 --> 00:16:01,673 - UM, I WOULD SAY ABOUT... 432 00:16:01,706 --> 00:16:04,175 $550. 433 00:16:04,209 --> 00:16:05,410 - REALLY? - MM-HMM. 434 00:16:05,443 --> 00:16:07,045 - THAT'S JUST FANTASTIC. 435 00:16:07,078 --> 00:16:09,748 THIS DAY COULDN'T GET ANY BETTER. 436 00:16:09,781 --> 00:16:13,685 WELL, I JUST NOTICED YOUR AMAZING BUTTERFLY TATTOO. 437 00:16:13,718 --> 00:16:15,653 - UH, YES, I HAVE A COUPLE OF THEM. 438 00:16:15,687 --> 00:16:18,390 - SO DO YOU HAVE, LIKE, A GIANT ONE WITH WINGS ON YOUR BACK? 439 00:16:18,423 --> 00:16:20,291 - YEAH, PINT-SIZE. 440 00:16:20,325 --> 00:16:21,326 CAN YOU SEE IT? - YEAH. 441 00:16:21,359 --> 00:16:22,694 - I'D HAVE TO TAKE MY SHIRT OFF. 442 00:16:22,727 --> 00:16:24,529 - THAT'S OKAY. [record scratch] 443 00:16:24,562 --> 00:16:27,399 UH, SCRATCH THAT. THIS DAY COULD GET A LITTLE BETTER. 444 00:16:31,169 --> 00:16:34,906 THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. 445 00:16:36,274 --> 00:16:37,809 IF THERE WAS A BUTTERFLY SUPERHERO, 446 00:16:37,842 --> 00:16:38,877 IT WOULD BE HIM FOR SURE. 447 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,712 I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. - MY PLEASURE. 448 00:16:40,745 --> 00:16:42,580 - I'M GOING TO TAKE THESE GUYS WITH ME, 449 00:16:42,614 --> 00:16:45,316 AND I WILL BE BACK TO ENJOY YOUR BUTTERFLIES. 450 00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:46,317 - COME BACK AND VISIT US SOON. 451 00:16:46,351 --> 00:16:48,319 - THANK YOU. 452 00:16:50,622 --> 00:16:52,724 - MARY AND I FOUND THIS HEAD IN MY BACKYARD. 453 00:16:52,757 --> 00:16:55,326 THERE'S ONE GUY IN DALLAS THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS. 454 00:16:55,460 --> 00:16:57,996 HE'S THE MACHINE AGE AND INDUSTRIAL AGE EXPERT. 455 00:16:58,029 --> 00:16:59,230 JAMIE, HOW ARE YOU? 456 00:16:59,264 --> 00:17:01,433 - MOE. HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY? 457 00:17:01,466 --> 00:17:03,068 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - WHAT'S GOING ON? 458 00:17:03,101 --> 00:17:04,903 - IT BETTER BE EXCEPTIONAL. 459 00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:06,871 OTHERWISE, MY WIFE'S GOING TO HAVE MY HEAD. 460 00:17:10,608 --> 00:17:13,311 - IT'S A HAT MOLD BASICALLY. 461 00:17:13,344 --> 00:17:14,345 - I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT. 462 00:17:14,379 --> 00:17:15,413 - IT'S A HAT MOLD? 463 00:17:15,447 --> 00:17:19,050 - YEAH, THIS IS PROBABLY 1920s. 464 00:17:19,084 --> 00:17:20,919 YOU KNOW, THE FLAPPER FORM. - RIGHT. 465 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,654 - THESE ARE MADE OUT OF CAST ALUMINUM. 466 00:17:22,687 --> 00:17:26,157 REASON FOR THAT IS IT'S A GOOD CONDUCTOR OF HEAT. 467 00:17:26,191 --> 00:17:28,760 - SO YOU PLUG IT IN SO THAT THE MAKER OF IT 468 00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:29,694 CAN MOLD THE HAT BETTER? 469 00:17:29,727 --> 00:17:30,762 - YES. - OKAY. 470 00:17:30,795 --> 00:17:32,931 - AND ACTUALLY FASTER 471 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:35,333 BECAUSE THE FELT'S USUALLY SOAKED IN MERCURY, 472 00:17:35,366 --> 00:17:36,901 AND THAT'S THE GENESIS 473 00:17:36,935 --> 00:17:38,369 OF THE TERM "MAD HATTERS" 474 00:17:38,403 --> 00:17:40,205 BECAUSE A LOT OF MERCURY WAS USED 475 00:17:40,238 --> 00:17:41,806 IN THE PROCESS, 476 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:45,210 AND BASICALLY, THE HATTERS WOULD GET ALL JITTERY, YOU KNOW. 477 00:17:45,243 --> 00:17:47,445 - CAN YOU PUT A VALUE ON THIS? 478 00:17:47,479 --> 00:17:50,648 - BECAUSE IT'S SO SCULPTURAL AND DISPLAYABLE... 479 00:17:53,218 --> 00:17:55,787 I WOULD SAY AROUND $2,500. 480 00:17:57,722 --> 00:18:00,458 - WAY TO GO, MARY. YEAH. 481 00:18:00,492 --> 00:18:02,560 WELL, I WANT TO THANK YOU 482 00:18:02,594 --> 00:18:04,896 BECAUSE WE CAME IN WITH AN UNEXPECTED, 483 00:18:04,929 --> 00:18:06,898 AND WE'RE GONNA LEAVE WITH A SMILE. 484 00:18:06,931 --> 00:18:09,200 - TEAMING UP WITH MOE WAS THE PERFECT ARRANGEMENT. 485 00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:13,104 TURNS OUT, ONE HEAD CAN BE JUST AS GOOD AS TWO. 486 00:18:13,138 --> 00:18:14,539 - THANK YOU. 487 00:18:14,572 --> 00:18:16,941 I'M TRYING TO EXTRAPOLATE SOME TYPE OF LESSON FROM TODAY. 488 00:18:16,975 --> 00:18:21,112 I GUESS THE MORE YOU HOARDED, THE MORE YOU'RE REWARDED? 489 00:18:21,146 --> 00:18:23,114 - YES. - GOOD JOB, GUYS. 490 00:18:23,148 --> 00:18:25,150 - THANKS. SEE YOU LATER. 491 00:18:28,186 --> 00:18:29,854 - 27, 28. 492 00:18:29,888 --> 00:18:32,357 - GOOD LORD. - 29. 493 00:18:32,390 --> 00:18:34,192 - WHY COULDN'T SHE HAVE BEEN AT COURT 1? 494 00:18:34,225 --> 00:18:36,694 - I DID SOME RESEARCH, AND I FOUND 495 00:18:36,728 --> 00:18:38,830 A PRO TO KIND OF TELL US WHAT THIS TENNIS STRINGER'S WORTH. 496 00:18:38,863 --> 00:18:40,865 - THAT MUST BE HER. 497 00:18:40,899 --> 00:18:42,734 - UH, SHE LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. - HEY. 498 00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:45,069 ARE YOU THE GUYS WHO CALLED ABOUT THE STRINGING MACHINE? 499 00:18:45,136 --> 00:18:47,305 - YES, YOU MUST BE ANNE. - I'M ANNE. 500 00:18:47,338 --> 00:18:48,873 - ARE YOU THE PRO HERE? - YES. 501 00:18:48,907 --> 00:18:50,742 I PLAYED ON THE TOUR FOR 14 YEARS. 502 00:18:50,775 --> 00:18:52,477 - YOU EVER PLAY IN WIMBLEDON? - WON IT TWICE. 503 00:18:52,510 --> 00:18:54,579 - DAMN. 504 00:18:54,612 --> 00:18:55,647 DID YOU EVER WIN A FRENCH OPEN? 505 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:56,814 - FOUR FRENCH OPENS. 506 00:18:56,848 --> 00:18:58,650 - HOLY [bleep]. 507 00:18:58,683 --> 00:19:01,586 - WON TEN GRAND SLAM TITLES. - TEN GRAND SLAM TITLES? 508 00:19:01,619 --> 00:19:02,620 NOW WE CAN NAME DROP. 509 00:19:02,654 --> 00:19:04,422 "YEAH, WE HUNG OUT WITH ANNE SMITH." 510 00:19:04,455 --> 00:19:06,558 - WELL, BUBBA DID ONE THING RIGHT. 511 00:19:06,591 --> 00:19:08,660 HE GOT US A TOP-NOTCH APPRAISER. 512 00:19:08,693 --> 00:19:11,696 - THIS IS WHAT WE GOT. 513 00:19:11,729 --> 00:19:13,231 I THINK YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE. 514 00:19:13,264 --> 00:19:15,967 - THIS IS WHAT THEY CALL A SIX MOUNTING SYSTEM HERE. 515 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,368 - MM-HMM. - SO... 516 00:19:17,402 --> 00:19:18,403 YOU PUT THE STRING THROUGH THERE, 517 00:19:18,436 --> 00:19:19,771 AND THEN YOU CLAMP IT DOWN TIGHT. 518 00:19:19,804 --> 00:19:20,939 - MM-HMM. 519 00:19:20,972 --> 00:19:22,340 - AND YOU STRING IT RIGHT THROUGH THERE, 520 00:19:22,373 --> 00:19:23,608 AND THEN YOU USE THIS. 521 00:19:23,641 --> 00:19:26,044 WHEN YOU PULL IT BACK, IT PULLS THE STRING TIGHT. 522 00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:29,514 THAT'S THE WHOLE KEY TO THE STRINGER. 523 00:19:29,547 --> 00:19:31,049 - WHAT IS THIS WORTH? 524 00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,951 - UH, IT-- IT LOOKS IN GOOD SHAPE. 525 00:19:32,984 --> 00:19:34,686 IT'S EASY TO USE. 526 00:19:34,719 --> 00:19:38,756 I'D SAY, UM... 527 00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:39,958 MM, 750. 528 00:19:39,991 --> 00:19:42,460 - $750? 529 00:19:42,493 --> 00:19:45,029 I TOLD YOU, THAT UNIT. - YEAH, AH. 530 00:19:45,063 --> 00:19:46,998 - I'M NOT GOING TO BRAG, 531 00:19:47,031 --> 00:19:49,634 BUT I THINK I PICKED A PRETTY GOOD LOCKER THIS TIME. 532 00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:51,169 - Y'ALL DID GOOD. - WHO DID GOOD? 533 00:19:51,202 --> 00:19:52,604 I DID GOOD, RIGHT? - YOU DID GOOD. 534 00:19:52,637 --> 00:19:54,005 - I GOTTA HAND IT TO MY PARTNER. 535 00:19:54,072 --> 00:19:55,573 HE GOT A GOOD PROFIT OFF THIS LOCKER, 536 00:19:55,607 --> 00:19:57,609 AND I DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS A DAMN THING IN IT. 537 00:19:57,642 --> 00:19:59,711 - TEN-TIME CHAMPION SAID WHAT? 538 00:19:59,744 --> 00:20:01,446 - BUBBA WAS RIGHT. - BOOM. 539 00:20:01,479 --> 00:20:02,780 - [laughs] 540 00:20:02,814 --> 00:20:05,016 I SURE HOPE THIS WIN GETS HIS HEAD BACK IN THE GAME, 541 00:20:05,049 --> 00:20:08,152 AND IT GETS RID OF THAT BIG FUNGUS THAT GOT AMONG US. 542 00:20:08,186 --> 00:20:09,887 - ANNE, WE APPRECIATE IT. 543 00:20:09,921 --> 00:20:12,457 - ALL RIGHT. - THAT'S AWESOME. 544 00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:15,293 narrator: THE TRIUMPHANT TEAM IN TYLER, TEXAS, 545 00:20:15,326 --> 00:20:18,596 WAS MOE AND MARY, WHO FINISHED $2,000 AHEAD 546 00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:20,398 ON THEIR SOCIALITE'S UNIT. 547 00:20:20,431 --> 00:20:24,535 JENNY GRUMBLES FLUTTERS OFF WITH $860. 548 00:20:24,569 --> 00:20:28,706 BUBBA AND RICKY ACED A PROFIT OF $740, 549 00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:30,675 WHILE VICTOR LEFT WITH NOTHING 550 00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:34,646 BUT LEFT MORE FUNGUS ON BUBBA'S BRAIN. 551 00:20:34,679 --> 00:20:37,882 - IT'S TIME YOU HIT SOME TENNIS BALLS. 552 00:20:37,915 --> 00:20:40,718 - DUDE, YOU'RE GOING TO PULL SOMETHING STRETCHING. 553 00:20:41,786 --> 00:20:42,887 [laughs] 554 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:46,457 OH! 555 00:20:46,491 --> 00:20:47,859 - WE SHOULD'VE BROUGHT OUR SHOTGUN, 556 00:20:47,892 --> 00:20:50,328 AND I COULD--BOOM! AND YOU--[imitates gunshot] 557 00:20:50,361 --> 00:20:52,497 THERE AIN'T NOTHING BETTER TO GET VICTOR OUT OF YOUR HEAD 558 00:20:52,530 --> 00:20:54,499 THAN SOME GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED EXERCISE. 559 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:56,901 DANG, BUBBA! 560 00:20:56,934 --> 00:20:58,236 FIRING THEM IN PRETTY HOT. 561 00:20:58,269 --> 00:20:59,937 ARE YOU STILL MAD AT ME? 562 00:21:01,472 --> 00:21:03,274 RUN, FAT BOY! 563 00:21:03,308 --> 00:21:04,475 [laughs] 564 00:21:04,509 --> 00:21:07,045 WITH OCTOPUS LEGS.