1 00:00:07,553 --> 00:00:11,090 male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... 2 00:00:11,123 --> 00:00:13,526 IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... 3 00:00:13,559 --> 00:00:16,162 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 4 00:00:16,195 --> 00:00:17,596 - THAT'S THE PRIZE. 5 00:00:17,630 --> 00:00:19,532 narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 6 00:00:19,565 --> 00:00:20,633 - YEAH. - YEAH. 7 00:00:20,666 --> 00:00:21,867 - RIGHT HERE! - YEAH! 8 00:00:21,901 --> 00:00:23,469 narrator: COMING UP... 9 00:00:23,502 --> 00:00:26,172 - AW, MAN, I DON'T WANNA GO AGAINST MOE. 10 00:00:26,205 --> 00:00:27,106 8. - 800. 11 00:00:27,139 --> 00:00:28,307 - 825. - DON'T LET HER 12 00:00:28,340 --> 00:00:30,709 PUSH YOU AROUND, MOE. - MARY, MARY, MARY. 13 00:00:30,743 --> 00:00:32,445 - 450. 14 00:00:32,478 --> 00:00:33,979 ONE OF MY BEST CUSTOMERS, SHE'S A LITTLE PICKY. 15 00:00:34,013 --> 00:00:35,314 SO I'M GONNA FIND SOMETHING GREAT 16 00:00:35,347 --> 00:00:37,349 THAT I CAN TURN INTO A ONE-OF-A-KIND PIECE FOR HER. 17 00:00:37,383 --> 00:00:39,852 OH...MY...GOD. 18 00:00:39,885 --> 00:00:43,789 - WHAT DOES RICKY PAY YOU TO BE HIS, UH, SIDEKICK? 19 00:00:43,823 --> 00:00:45,257 - I HOPE HE DOESN'T LET VICTOR GET INSIDE HIS MELON. 20 00:00:45,291 --> 00:00:46,425 - YEAH. - RIGHT HERE. 21 00:00:46,459 --> 00:00:47,326 - SON OF A BITCH. 22 00:00:47,393 --> 00:00:50,329 - [cackles] 23 00:00:50,362 --> 00:00:52,898 ♪ ♪ 24 00:00:52,932 --> 00:00:54,100 - NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET. 25 00:00:54,133 --> 00:00:55,634 IT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB. 26 00:00:55,668 --> 00:00:58,170 - BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. 27 00:00:58,204 --> 00:01:00,339 - I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE. 28 00:01:00,372 --> 00:01:01,440 - I SEE TREASURE. 29 00:01:01,474 --> 00:01:04,643 - IT'S FABULOUS. 30 00:01:04,677 --> 00:01:06,378 - OH! 31 00:01:06,412 --> 00:01:08,314 - YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. 32 00:01:08,347 --> 00:01:09,982 - SOLD! 33 00:01:10,082 --> 00:01:11,050 - YAH! 34 00:01:11,083 --> 00:01:13,085 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 35 00:01:13,119 --> 00:01:15,054 - HEY. 36 00:01:15,087 --> 00:01:17,590 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ - WHOA! 37 00:01:17,623 --> 00:01:19,191 - ♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ 38 00:01:19,225 --> 00:01:23,496 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ - RIGHT HERE! 39 00:01:23,529 --> 00:01:26,465 - IT'S SOLD! 40 00:01:26,499 --> 00:01:29,335 AUCTIONS TODAY ARE IN LAKE HIGHLANDS, TEXAS 41 00:01:29,368 --> 00:01:30,669 RIGHT OUTSIDE OF DALLAS. 42 00:01:30,703 --> 00:01:32,371 LAKE HIGHLANDS IS A FANCY SUBURB 43 00:01:32,404 --> 00:01:35,474 WHERE FOLKS LIVE IN FANCY HOUSES AND HAVE FANCY HOBBIES. 44 00:01:35,508 --> 00:01:36,675 FANCY THAT. 45 00:01:36,709 --> 00:01:39,778 - THE BIGGEST CLUE THAT THIS IS A GOOD AREA 46 00:01:39,812 --> 00:01:42,148 IS THE POOLS IN THE BACKYARDS. 47 00:01:42,181 --> 00:01:45,317 - WITHIN, LIKE, TWO MILES, A HUNDRED-SOMETHING POOLS. 48 00:01:45,351 --> 00:01:46,685 - DO YOU KNOW WHO HAS POOLS? 49 00:01:46,719 --> 00:01:49,421 RICH PEOPLE, AND THEY'RE ALWAYS REDECORATING, 50 00:01:49,455 --> 00:01:51,357 GETTING RID OF PERFECTLY GOOD FURNITURE. 51 00:01:51,390 --> 00:01:55,761 SO BUBBA AND I ARE FIXING TO SOP IT ALL UP WITH A BISCUIT. 52 00:01:55,794 --> 00:02:00,099 - I'VE BEEN A LITTLE NERVOUS BECAUSE I'M NEW TO THE AUCTION 53 00:02:00,132 --> 00:02:01,567 WHOLE WORLD THING. 54 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:02,668 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 55 00:02:02,701 --> 00:02:04,303 I'M TOTALLY WINGING IT. [chuckles] 56 00:02:04,336 --> 00:02:07,173 I'M JUST LOOKING FOR GOOD RAW MATERIALS 57 00:02:07,239 --> 00:02:10,209 SO I CAN BUILD AND MAKE STUFF. 58 00:02:12,945 --> 00:02:14,947 TYPICAL. 59 00:02:18,083 --> 00:02:19,852 - WHAT'S YOUR BIGGEST TIP FOR ME TODAY? 60 00:02:19,885 --> 00:02:23,289 - DON'T BID AGAINST ME. 61 00:02:23,322 --> 00:02:25,824 [laughs] 62 00:02:25,858 --> 00:02:27,226 - FRICKIN' RICKY. 63 00:02:27,259 --> 00:02:29,295 I'VE SEEN THE KIND OF PROFITS THESE GUYS CAN MAKE 64 00:02:29,328 --> 00:02:31,230 AND I KNOW I CAN DO THE SAME. 65 00:02:31,263 --> 00:02:34,366 SO I'M JUST GONNA LISTEN AND TRY TO LEARN FROM THESE OLD PROS. 66 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:37,836 - RULE OF THUMB--YOU GIVE $100, YOU NEED TO SEE NO MORE 67 00:02:37,870 --> 00:02:41,273 THAN THREE ITEMS IN THERE THAT'LL BRING YOU $100. 68 00:02:41,307 --> 00:02:45,644 - SO IF I CAN PRICE TWO TO THREE ITEMS THAT I KNOW I CAN SELL, 69 00:02:45,678 --> 00:02:47,046 THAT'S HOW I BID ON THE UNIT. 70 00:02:47,079 --> 00:02:48,647 THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE. 71 00:02:48,681 --> 00:02:51,116 - CHANGE OF PLAN FOR TODAY. 72 00:02:51,150 --> 00:02:53,586 I HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT RICKY AND BUBBA, 73 00:02:53,619 --> 00:02:55,921 THEY'RE MY BIGGEST COMPETITION, LITERALLY. 74 00:02:55,955 --> 00:02:58,757 SO MY GOAL TODAY, DIVIDE AND CONQUER. 75 00:02:58,791 --> 00:03:00,392 WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? 76 00:03:00,426 --> 00:03:02,328 - WHAT'S UP, GUY? - AW NOTHING. 77 00:03:02,361 --> 00:03:06,332 I WAS JUST WONDERING WHAT DOES RICKY PAY YOU TO BE HIS, UH, 78 00:03:06,398 --> 00:03:07,967 SIDEKICK, WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT? 79 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,337 - SIDEKICK? EXCUSE ME? 80 00:03:11,370 --> 00:03:12,938 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 81 00:03:12,972 --> 00:03:14,473 - WE'RE PARTNERS, HE DOESN'T PAY ME. 82 00:03:14,506 --> 00:03:16,275 - OH, YOU'RE PARTNERS WITH HIM? - YEP. 83 00:03:16,308 --> 00:03:17,843 - DIVIDE AND CONQUER. 84 00:03:17,876 --> 00:03:19,878 - SCURRY ALONG. 85 00:03:19,912 --> 00:03:20,946 - I DON'T KNOW. 86 00:03:20,980 --> 00:03:22,948 - I'M GONNA WHUP HIS ASS. - WHY? 87 00:03:22,982 --> 00:03:24,650 - HE'S TRYING TO BE A SMARTASS. 88 00:03:24,683 --> 00:03:26,518 - I HOPE HE DOESN'T LET VICTOR GET INSIDE HIS MELON. 89 00:03:26,552 --> 00:03:27,886 - I HAVEN'T BEEN TO JAIL IN A WHILE. 90 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:30,923 - WHAT'S UP WITH THIS? 91 00:03:33,392 --> 00:03:35,995 - HI, GUYS. all: HI, MOE. 92 00:03:36,028 --> 00:03:39,265 - DO YOU TAKE A CAB TO AN AUCTION NORMALLY? 93 00:03:39,298 --> 00:03:41,433 - IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO HAUL SOMETHING BACK IN A CAB. 94 00:03:41,467 --> 00:03:43,736 - MY WIFE THINKS I'M WORKING SO I HAD TO TAKE A CAB. 95 00:03:43,769 --> 00:03:45,471 - WELL AT LEAST YOU'RE HERE. 96 00:03:45,504 --> 00:03:48,574 - FOR EVERY FABULOUS PIECE THAT I FIND FOR MY GALLERY, 97 00:03:48,607 --> 00:03:51,243 I INHERIT A HEAP OF TRASH FOR MY BACKYARD. 98 00:03:54,413 --> 00:03:56,115 [woman screams] 99 00:03:56,148 --> 00:03:59,018 SO MY WIFE FORBID ME TO GO TO ANY MORE AUCTIONS. 100 00:03:59,051 --> 00:04:00,386 I JUST COULDN'T STAY AWAY. 101 00:04:00,419 --> 00:04:02,221 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 102 00:04:02,254 --> 00:04:04,123 HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. 103 00:04:04,156 --> 00:04:05,357 WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. 104 00:04:05,391 --> 00:04:06,692 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. 105 00:04:06,725 --> 00:04:07,993 THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, 106 00:04:08,027 --> 00:04:09,862 NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES. 107 00:04:09,895 --> 00:04:12,298 TODAY'S AUCTION IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. 108 00:04:12,331 --> 00:04:14,333 ARE YOU READY TO GO. all: YEAH! 109 00:04:14,366 --> 00:04:17,369 - HAMMER UP! LET'S GO! 110 00:04:20,005 --> 00:04:24,009 Y'ALL HANG BACK A LITTLE. 111 00:04:24,043 --> 00:04:26,912 - THOSE DRAWERS ARE ACTUALLY TO A VINTAGE 112 00:04:26,945 --> 00:04:29,448 FRENCH PROVINCIAL DRESSER THAT I DON'T SEE IN HERE. 113 00:04:29,481 --> 00:04:33,319 BUT SELL THAT DRESSER FOR 500, SELL THAT BED FOR 400. 114 00:04:33,352 --> 00:04:38,357 SO, ACCORDING TO RICKY'S RULE, I COULD SPEND UP TO $900 115 00:04:38,390 --> 00:04:41,427 BASED ON THE TWO ITEMS I SEE, AND THE REST WOULD BE PROFIT. 116 00:04:41,460 --> 00:04:42,695 IS THAT RIGHT? 117 00:04:42,728 --> 00:04:44,596 - THERE'S NO GLASS ON THE END TABLES. 118 00:04:44,630 --> 00:04:46,465 - I SEE THAT, RICKY. YES, I KNOW. 119 00:04:46,498 --> 00:04:49,468 WHY IS RICKY GIVING ME ADVICE ON THIS LOCKER? 120 00:04:49,501 --> 00:04:51,070 - PHEW. NOTHING FOR ME. 121 00:04:51,103 --> 00:04:52,938 BOY, MY WIFE'LL BE HAPPY. 122 00:04:52,971 --> 00:04:55,441 - OLD XBOX. 50 BUCKS MAYBE. 123 00:04:55,474 --> 00:04:58,610 YOU HAVE AN OLD GAME CONSOLE, NEGLECTED FURNITURE. 124 00:04:58,644 --> 00:05:01,080 THIS HAS COLLEGE KID WRITTEN ALL OVER IT. 125 00:05:01,113 --> 00:05:05,384 - THESE DRAWERS, I CAN USE THE WOOD BECAUSE THE WAY 126 00:05:05,417 --> 00:05:07,953 THAT IT'S JIGSAWED IN, YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S HANDMADE. 127 00:05:07,986 --> 00:05:10,389 THIS IS A REALLY GOOD UNIT FOR ME, 128 00:05:10,422 --> 00:05:13,492 BUT I GET SO NERVOUS WHEN IT'S TIME TO BID. 129 00:05:13,525 --> 00:05:14,526 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET'S SELL 130 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:15,761 A LITTLE FURNITURE LOCKER HERE. 131 00:05:15,794 --> 00:05:16,929 WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE NOW? 100? 132 00:05:16,962 --> 00:05:17,996 - YEAH. - 100 THERE. 133 00:05:18,030 --> 00:05:20,599 [auctioneering] 125? 125. 150? 134 00:05:20,632 --> 00:05:22,301 175? 175, THERE. 135 00:05:22,334 --> 00:05:24,103 NOW 200? 200? - RIGHT HERE. 136 00:05:24,136 --> 00:05:27,139 - 225? NOW 225. NOW 250. BID OF 250? 137 00:05:27,172 --> 00:05:29,174 - 350! - 350. 138 00:05:29,208 --> 00:05:30,209 I WISH I'D HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT. 139 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:32,911 - 250, I MEANT 250! 140 00:05:32,945 --> 00:05:34,880 - NOW 400? BID OF 400? 400. 141 00:05:34,913 --> 00:05:35,914 NOW 425? - YEAH. 142 00:05:36,048 --> 00:05:37,950 - 450! - 450 THERE. 143 00:05:37,983 --> 00:05:39,218 475? - YEAH! 144 00:05:39,251 --> 00:05:41,787 - NOW 500? 500? 145 00:05:41,854 --> 00:05:44,757 500. NOW 525. NOW 550? 146 00:05:44,790 --> 00:05:46,191 550? - 550. 147 00:05:46,225 --> 00:05:47,393 - Y'ALL GOT 550 HERE. 148 00:05:47,426 --> 00:05:49,595 NOW 575. 575? 149 00:05:49,628 --> 00:05:51,163 575 LAST CALL. 150 00:05:51,196 --> 00:05:52,731 WANNA GET 575. 151 00:05:52,765 --> 00:05:54,099 ALL RIGHT, SOLD IT RIGHT HERE. 152 00:05:54,133 --> 00:05:55,601 $550. 153 00:05:55,634 --> 00:05:57,970 - RICKY'S GUIDANCE TOTALLY WORKED. 154 00:05:58,003 --> 00:06:00,339 I CANNOT WAIT TO GET A CLOSER LOOK AT THAT FURNITURE. 155 00:06:00,372 --> 00:06:03,075 - WELL, THAT WAS A BUMMER, MOE. 156 00:06:03,108 --> 00:06:05,911 - I'M SUPER PUMPED ABOUT THIS FURNITURE IN HERE. 157 00:06:05,944 --> 00:06:07,379 THE REASON I BOUGHT THIS LOCKER, 158 00:06:07,413 --> 00:06:09,782 ONE OF MY BEST CUSTOMERS IS REDOING HER BEDROOM. 159 00:06:09,815 --> 00:06:12,184 SHE'S A LITTLE PICKY SO I'M GONNA FIND SOMETHING GREAT 160 00:06:12,217 --> 00:06:14,586 THAT I CAN TURN INTO A ONE-OF-A-KIND PIECE FOR HER. 161 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:16,555 THESE DRAWERS ARE ACTUALLY 162 00:06:16,588 --> 00:06:18,424 VINTAGE FRENCH PROVINCIAL DRAWERS. 163 00:06:18,457 --> 00:06:21,894 YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE OF THE HARDWARE AND THE CURVES ON THIS. 164 00:06:21,927 --> 00:06:23,529 HOWEVER, I ONLY SEE THE TWO DRAWERS. 165 00:06:23,562 --> 00:06:25,230 I'M REALLY BUMMED THAT THE DRAWERS 166 00:06:25,264 --> 00:06:26,965 DON'T HAVE DRESSER TO GO WITH THEM, 167 00:06:26,999 --> 00:06:29,802 BUT THE STYLE IS SUPER COOL, SO I'M GONNA FIGURE OUT 168 00:06:29,835 --> 00:06:30,869 SOMETHING ELSE TO DO WITH THEM. 169 00:06:30,903 --> 00:06:34,039 THIS DRESSER LOOKS FANTASTIC, 170 00:06:34,072 --> 00:06:37,543 ACTUALLY HAS CHARACTER. 171 00:06:37,576 --> 00:06:39,545 SEE, PEOPLE WHO DON'T THINK LIKE I DO, 172 00:06:39,578 --> 00:06:42,114 LOOK AT THIS AND THEY'RE LIKE, "OH THAT'S A PIECE OF CRAP, 173 00:06:42,147 --> 00:06:43,282 I DON'T WANT THAT IN MY HOUSE." 174 00:06:43,315 --> 00:06:47,386 AND I LOOK AT THIS AND I THINK "POTENTIAL". 175 00:06:47,419 --> 00:06:50,222 WHAT MAKES THE PIECE EVEN MORE AMAZING IS THAT IT HAS A MIRROR. 176 00:06:50,255 --> 00:06:52,758 BEVELED. THAT ADDS VALUE TO IT. 177 00:06:52,791 --> 00:06:55,294 AND ALL OF THIS ORNATE WOOD CARVING, 178 00:06:55,327 --> 00:06:57,229 THE KIND OF STUFF MY CUSTOMER WOULD LOVE. 179 00:06:57,262 --> 00:06:59,598 NOW LET'S GET A LOOK AT THAT HEADBOARD. 180 00:07:02,034 --> 00:07:04,670 - OH...MY...GOD. 181 00:07:04,703 --> 00:07:08,106 SOMEBODY WAS IT A LITTLE ROUGH IN THIS BED. 182 00:07:08,140 --> 00:07:11,577 THIS SUCKS, IT'S TOTALLY CRACKED HERE. 183 00:07:11,610 --> 00:07:13,111 I NEED TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO HIDE THAT 184 00:07:13,145 --> 00:07:15,948 'CAUSE I CAN'T SELL MY CLIENT A HEADBOARD 185 00:07:15,981 --> 00:07:18,984 THAT HAS A GIANT HOLE IN IT. 186 00:07:21,854 --> 00:07:23,989 [crowd oohing] 187 00:07:27,826 --> 00:07:30,295 - THIS LOOKS...PROMISING. 188 00:07:30,329 --> 00:07:32,130 THESE LIGHTS ARE AWESOME. 189 00:07:32,164 --> 00:07:35,200 I MEAN, THIS IS--THIS IS NERVE-WRACKING, ALL THIS. 190 00:07:35,234 --> 00:07:39,571 AND--PRESSURE, I FEEL--LIKE, THESE PEOPLE WAITING BEHIND ME. 191 00:07:39,605 --> 00:07:42,641 UM, I DON'T KNOW, I GOTTA THINK ABOUT IT. 192 00:07:42,674 --> 00:07:44,009 - WOW, THIS ONE'S A SHAMBLES. 193 00:07:44,042 --> 00:07:46,945 YOU KNOW, I LIKE NICE, ORGANIZED CLEAN LOCKERS. 194 00:07:46,979 --> 00:07:50,549 THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT IT. 195 00:07:50,582 --> 00:07:52,951 - PLASTIC COFFEE TABLE. IT'S CRAP, MAN. 196 00:07:52,985 --> 00:07:54,286 ALTHOUGH I DO LIKE THIS FISHING STUFF. 197 00:07:54,319 --> 00:07:55,988 SEE, NOW WHEN I SEE THAT, I LIKE IT. 198 00:07:56,021 --> 00:07:58,023 THE AIR COMPRESSOR AND STUFF. - DO YOU LIKE THIS? 199 00:07:58,056 --> 00:07:59,591 - NO, I DON'T LIKE THAT. 200 00:07:59,625 --> 00:08:00,626 - TOO MUCH WORK. - I DON'T KNOW. 201 00:08:00,659 --> 00:08:01,894 - I MIGHT BID ON IT. - QUIT LOOKING. 202 00:08:01,927 --> 00:08:02,995 - I'M SENSING A LITTLE FRICTION 203 00:08:03,028 --> 00:08:04,396 BETWEEN THE GOOD OL' BOYS. 204 00:08:04,429 --> 00:08:07,299 [cackles] 205 00:08:07,332 --> 00:08:09,701 - UH, YEAH, NOTHING SAYS GOOD TASTE 206 00:08:09,735 --> 00:08:11,803 LIKE A NICE TATTERED BASKET. 207 00:08:11,837 --> 00:08:13,839 I REALLY WANNA GET A SECOND LOCKER TO MAKE UP FOR THAT 208 00:08:13,872 --> 00:08:17,376 BROKEN HEADBOARD, BUT THERE'S JUST NOTHING IN HERE FOR ME. 209 00:08:17,409 --> 00:08:20,345 - HERE'S SOME MID-CENTURY LAMPS BUT THEY NEED TO BE REBRASSED. 210 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:29,655 - AW, MAN. 211 00:08:29,688 --> 00:08:31,323 I DON'T WANNA GO AGAINST MOE. 212 00:08:31,356 --> 00:08:32,391 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BID NOW? 100? 213 00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:34,092 - YEAH! - 100 THERE. NOW 200? 214 00:08:34,126 --> 00:08:36,194 - 200, OKAY, SHE BID 200. NOW 300? 215 00:08:36,228 --> 00:08:37,329 - YEAH. - 300 IN THE BACK. 216 00:08:37,362 --> 00:08:40,032 - NOW 400. NOW 500? 217 00:08:40,065 --> 00:08:42,134 I GOT 450. NOW 500? 218 00:08:42,167 --> 00:08:44,102 500. NOW 550? - HERE. 219 00:08:44,136 --> 00:08:45,437 550. 600 THERE. 220 00:08:45,470 --> 00:08:48,674 - I LOVE MOE, BUT I WANT THIS LOCKER, SO SCREW IT. 221 00:08:48,707 --> 00:08:50,509 I'M GONNA BID UP AGAINST MOE. 222 00:08:50,542 --> 00:08:52,377 - 650? - 675. 223 00:08:52,411 --> 00:08:54,546 - 675. NOW 700? [auctioneering] 224 00:08:54,580 --> 00:08:55,914 - 700. - 700! 225 00:08:55,948 --> 00:08:57,149 NOW 725? WE'LL STAY THAT WAY. 226 00:08:57,182 --> 00:08:58,984 725? 725! 227 00:08:59,017 --> 00:09:00,452 NOW 750? 750? 228 00:09:00,485 --> 00:09:01,820 750? ONCE. 229 00:09:01,853 --> 00:09:03,455 750-- - 750! 230 00:09:03,488 --> 00:09:06,124 - I GOT 750. NO 775? 231 00:09:06,158 --> 00:09:07,359 - DON'T LET HER PUSH YOU AROUND, MOE. 232 00:09:07,392 --> 00:09:10,662 - 775! GOT 800? - GET IN THERE, MARY. 233 00:09:10,696 --> 00:09:11,830 DON'T LET HIM SHUTTER YOU THERE. 234 00:09:11,863 --> 00:09:12,831 - HE DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE IT. SHOW HIM. 235 00:09:12,864 --> 00:09:14,433 - 800. - 800. NOW 825? 236 00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:15,567 825. LET'S DO IT! 237 00:09:15,601 --> 00:09:18,470 825? - 825. 238 00:09:18,503 --> 00:09:19,771 - 850? - NOPE. 239 00:09:19,805 --> 00:09:21,306 - DON'T LET HIM DO THAT. - DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. 240 00:09:21,340 --> 00:09:22,774 - 850? ONCE. 241 00:09:22,808 --> 00:09:23,809 850? TWICE. 242 00:09:23,842 --> 00:09:25,310 850? THREE TIMES. 243 00:09:25,344 --> 00:09:28,046 I SOLD IT FOR $825. 244 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,782 - NOW IF ANYTHING IN THERE IS HALF AS GOOD AS THAT LAMP, 245 00:09:30,816 --> 00:09:31,917 THIS'LL BE EASY. 246 00:09:31,950 --> 00:09:34,519 - THOUGHT WE WERE BUDS, BUT I GUESS 247 00:09:34,553 --> 00:09:39,224 THE AUCTION WORLD IS AN UGLY--CAN GET UGLY. 248 00:09:47,199 --> 00:09:48,734 - THIS ONE LOOKS A LOT BETTER 249 00:09:48,767 --> 00:09:50,936 THAN THE OTHER UNITS I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT SO FAR. 250 00:09:50,969 --> 00:09:52,671 THE LAWNMOWER, EASY SALE. 251 00:09:52,704 --> 00:09:53,739 I'M A PLAYER HERE. 252 00:09:53,772 --> 00:09:56,008 - OH, THIS IS CUTE. 253 00:09:56,041 --> 00:09:59,211 OOH, THAT'S A COOL DISPLAY RACK FOR A WATCH. 254 00:09:59,244 --> 00:10:02,280 WE'LL SEE HOW THIS ONE ROLLS. 255 00:10:02,314 --> 00:10:04,549 - THERE'S A CARPETED CAT STAND. 256 00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:07,085 THAT'S DISGUSTING, I DON'T EVEN LIKE CATS. 257 00:10:07,119 --> 00:10:08,920 SO I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING A SECOND LOCKER. 258 00:10:08,954 --> 00:10:10,789 - THAT RAILROAD TRACK IS REALLY COOL. 259 00:10:10,822 --> 00:10:12,124 I COULD DO SOMETHING WITH THAT. 260 00:10:12,157 --> 00:10:15,661 BUT THERE'S A LOT OF ELECTRONIC KINDA STUFF IN HERE. 261 00:10:15,694 --> 00:10:17,996 I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GONNA GO FOR THE RIGHT PRICE. 262 00:10:18,030 --> 00:10:19,998 THIS ISN'T REALLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR, 263 00:10:20,032 --> 00:10:22,067 BUT I DON'T WANNA GO HOME EMPTY-HANDED. 264 00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:23,835 SO DO I JUST BID ON IT? 265 00:10:23,869 --> 00:10:25,203 - THERE'S SOME TAIL IN THERE. 266 00:10:25,237 --> 00:10:27,239 - HONESTLY, SOMEBODY COLLECTS SOMETHING. 267 00:10:27,272 --> 00:10:28,874 THEY GOT THE WHOLE TRAIN SET THERE. 268 00:10:28,907 --> 00:10:31,009 THIS LOCKER LOOKS LIKE IT BELONGED TO A HOBBYIST. 269 00:10:31,043 --> 00:10:32,744 THERE'S PROBABLY A TON OF COLLECTIBLES IN THERE. 270 00:10:32,778 --> 00:10:34,880 I THINK I'LL GO 400 BUCKS. 271 00:10:34,913 --> 00:10:36,648 - I DON'T KNOW, BUBBA, UNLESS WE FIND SOMETHING 272 00:10:36,682 --> 00:10:38,216 REALLY GOOD IN HERE; IT'S HIDDEN. 273 00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:40,452 RULE OF THUMB-- I BUY WHAT I SEE. 274 00:10:40,485 --> 00:10:41,787 AND I DON'T SEE DIDDLY. 275 00:10:41,820 --> 00:10:43,388 I'M NOT BIDDING. - I KINDA LIKE IT. 276 00:10:43,422 --> 00:10:44,456 - YOU LIKE IT? - YOU DON'T LIKE IT, 277 00:10:44,489 --> 00:10:45,524 I LIKE IT, OF COURSE. 278 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:47,125 - SO, BUBBA, IF I BUY THIS LOCKER, 279 00:10:47,159 --> 00:10:50,462 I CAN HIRE YOU TO HELP ME HAUL IT TODAY? 280 00:10:50,495 --> 00:10:51,763 - I DON'T EVEN WANNA HEAR IT. 281 00:10:51,797 --> 00:10:53,598 - I GOT HIM JUST WHERE I WANT HIM. 282 00:10:53,632 --> 00:10:56,001 HE'S LIKE PUTTY IN MY FINGERTIPS. 283 00:10:56,034 --> 00:10:57,302 - ALL RIGHT! [auctioneering] 284 00:10:57,335 --> 00:10:59,538 200. NOW 250? - YEAH. 285 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:00,872 250. NOW 300? - YEAH. 286 00:11:00,906 --> 00:11:03,842 - NOW 350? - RIGHT HERE. 287 00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:04,910 IF I DON'T GET THIS LOCKER AT A DECENT PRICE, 288 00:11:04,943 --> 00:11:05,944 I'LL JUST BID HIM UP. 289 00:11:05,977 --> 00:11:07,045 EITHER WAY, I WIN. 290 00:11:07,079 --> 00:11:08,046 - 400 NOW? - BRING IT. 291 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,948 NOW 450? - YEAH. 292 00:11:09,981 --> 00:11:12,250 450 THERE. NOW 500? - RIGHT HERE. 293 00:11:12,284 --> 00:11:13,285 - NOW 500 IN THE BACK? - YEAH. 294 00:11:13,318 --> 00:11:14,319 - NOW 550. 600? - BRING IT. 295 00:11:14,352 --> 00:11:15,654 600 THERE. NOW 650? - RIGHT HERE. 296 00:11:15,687 --> 00:11:18,256 - NOW 700? NOW 700 THERE. - YEAH. 297 00:11:18,290 --> 00:11:20,659 - NO 725? HOW ABOUT THAT? - RIGHT HERE. 298 00:11:20,692 --> 00:11:22,961 - 725. NOW 750? 299 00:11:22,994 --> 00:11:25,130 - SON OF A BITCH. 750? ONCE! 300 00:11:25,163 --> 00:11:26,998 750? TWICE. - YEAH. 301 00:11:27,032 --> 00:11:30,168 - 750! NOW 800? [auctioneering] 302 00:11:30,202 --> 00:11:32,270 800? GOING ONCE, TWICE? 303 00:11:32,304 --> 00:11:33,638 800? THREE TIMES. 304 00:11:33,672 --> 00:11:36,108 I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $750. 305 00:11:36,141 --> 00:11:38,877 - I MAY HAVE PAID A LITTLE MORE THAN I WANTED TO, 306 00:11:38,910 --> 00:11:40,779 BUT IF I'M RIGHT ABOUT THOSE COLLECTIBLES, 307 00:11:40,812 --> 00:11:42,114 WE'RE GONNA MAKE SOME BANK. 308 00:11:42,147 --> 00:11:44,750 THAT'S A MONEYMAKER RIGHT THERE. - ALL RIGHT. 309 00:11:44,783 --> 00:11:46,184 - WELL I KNOW I DIDN'T BUY A LOCKER TODAY, 310 00:11:46,218 --> 00:11:47,953 BUT I ACHIEVED MY GOAL. 311 00:11:47,986 --> 00:11:51,323 BY THE END OF THE DAY, BUBBA COULDN'T TELL WHICH WAY WAS UP. 312 00:11:51,356 --> 00:11:54,059 SOMETIMES YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY A LOCKER TO WIN. 313 00:11:54,092 --> 00:11:56,995 [chuckles] 314 00:11:57,028 --> 00:11:59,798 - I HAD A GREAT PLAN FOR GETTING TO THE AUCTION, 315 00:11:59,831 --> 00:12:03,301 BUT I DIDN'T THINK SO MUCH ABOUT HOW TO GET BACK. 316 00:12:03,335 --> 00:12:05,937 MARY, MARY, MARY! - WHAT'S UP, MOE? 317 00:12:05,971 --> 00:12:07,139 - I NEED YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR. 318 00:12:07,172 --> 00:12:09,941 HELP ME GET THIS STUFF BACK TO MY OFFICE. 319 00:12:09,975 --> 00:12:11,243 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MOE? 320 00:12:11,276 --> 00:12:13,745 UM, HELLO, THAT WAS THE LOCKER IT WANTED. 321 00:12:13,845 --> 00:12:15,013 - WELL, HEAR ME OUT. 322 00:12:15,046 --> 00:12:16,515 I'M GONNA PICK A FEW THINGS 323 00:12:16,548 --> 00:12:18,950 AND I WILL GIVE YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT IN THE LOCKER. 324 00:12:18,984 --> 00:12:20,385 IT'S A WIN-WIN FOR BOTH OF US. 325 00:12:20,418 --> 00:12:22,521 - I MEAN, MOE'S HAND-ME-DOWNS? 326 00:12:22,554 --> 00:12:24,856 BETTER THAN NOTHING, SO WHY NOT? 327 00:12:24,890 --> 00:12:25,991 OKAY. - IS THAT GOOD? 328 00:12:26,024 --> 00:12:27,592 - YEAH. THAT'S FINE. 329 00:12:27,626 --> 00:12:29,461 - GREAT. THANK YOU. 330 00:12:29,494 --> 00:12:32,364 LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 331 00:12:32,397 --> 00:12:34,566 AIR COMPRESSOR, 150 BUCKS, EASY. 332 00:12:34,599 --> 00:12:36,902 I WANTED TO SEE THESE LIGHTS. - THAT'S COOL. 333 00:12:36,935 --> 00:12:39,604 - THIS'LL BE MINE. - DANG IT. 334 00:12:39,638 --> 00:12:41,039 I WANTED THAT LAMP. 335 00:12:41,072 --> 00:12:43,508 - I CAN GET ABOUT $575. 336 00:12:43,542 --> 00:12:45,811 - WHATEVER. NEXT. 337 00:12:45,844 --> 00:12:49,948 - WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS PIECE OF, UH... 338 00:12:49,981 --> 00:12:51,817 - [laughs] - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 339 00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:53,151 - NO. 340 00:12:53,185 --> 00:12:55,787 OLD DISKS. 341 00:12:55,821 --> 00:12:57,589 WHO USES A FLOPPY DISK ANYMORE? 342 00:12:57,622 --> 00:13:01,893 KIDS THESE DAYS DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK THIS IS. 343 00:13:01,927 --> 00:13:03,695 - [laughs] 344 00:13:03,728 --> 00:13:05,897 CLASSIC POWER PUMP. 345 00:13:05,931 --> 00:13:08,233 - WHOA. - I WONDER IF THIS REALLY WORKS. 346 00:13:08,266 --> 00:13:10,135 - NO. 347 00:13:13,438 --> 00:13:14,739 - WHOA, MARY! 348 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,108 COME HERE. LOOK! - WHAT? 349 00:13:17,142 --> 00:13:18,777 GOLD? DID YOU STRIKE GOLD? 350 00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:21,680 - NO, NOT GOLD, BUT IT COULD BE GOLD. 351 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:25,417 THIS MAY BE A MID-CENTURY SOFA. 352 00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:29,554 HERE, WALK THAT OVER THERE. 353 00:13:29,588 --> 00:13:31,790 IT'S GOT HANDLES. 354 00:13:31,823 --> 00:13:33,491 - LOOKS LIKE A CANOE TO ME, MOE. 355 00:13:33,525 --> 00:13:34,926 - IT'S NOT A CANOE. 356 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,095 I THINK WE GOTTA GET IT APPRAISED. 357 00:13:37,128 --> 00:13:41,132 WHAT MAKES THIS A COOL FIND IS WE REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 358 00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:43,301 THERE'S REALLY NOTHING ELSE LEFT FOR ME IN THE LOCKER. 359 00:13:43,335 --> 00:13:45,170 SO MARY'S GONNA TAKE THE REST. 360 00:13:45,203 --> 00:13:47,038 I'M TAKING THE PENIS PUMP. 361 00:13:47,072 --> 00:13:49,040 - WHAT NUMBER ARE WE? 25? - YEAH. 362 00:13:49,074 --> 00:13:51,042 WE'RE BACK AT THE LOCKER THAT FOR SOME REASON, 363 00:13:51,076 --> 00:13:54,813 BUBBA FELT COMPELLED TO SPEND $750 ON. 364 00:13:54,846 --> 00:13:58,383 IT'S TIME TO FIND OUT IF THIS LOCKER IS A STUD OR A DUD. 365 00:14:02,721 --> 00:14:05,891 $750. 366 00:14:05,924 --> 00:14:07,192 - THAT'S A NICE LAMP. 367 00:14:07,225 --> 00:14:09,861 - IT'S NOT A FREAKIN' LAMP. - WHAT IS IT? 368 00:14:09,895 --> 00:14:11,396 - IT'S A MAGNIFYING GLASS. 369 00:14:11,429 --> 00:14:14,366 - 30 BUCKS. - CHEAP TOOL SET. 370 00:14:14,399 --> 00:14:15,467 - TEN BUCKS. 371 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,534 - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING? 372 00:14:16,568 --> 00:14:19,871 - I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT. - $750. 373 00:14:19,905 --> 00:14:21,873 I THINK I MADE THE MOTHER LODE. 374 00:14:21,907 --> 00:14:25,510 CHRISTMAS CARDS. - THEY'RE ALL NEW? 375 00:14:25,543 --> 00:14:27,913 - OKAY, [chuckles] HOW MUCH IS THERE? 376 00:14:27,946 --> 00:14:30,015 - 20 BUCKS. 377 00:14:30,048 --> 00:14:31,316 - ARE YOU [bleep] ME? 378 00:14:31,349 --> 00:14:34,352 A LAWNMOWER MISSING PARTS. - [sighs] 379 00:14:37,822 --> 00:14:38,790 YEAH, IT'S CRAP. 380 00:14:38,823 --> 00:14:40,959 CRAP, CRAP STACKED ON CRAP. 381 00:14:40,992 --> 00:14:42,594 THAT'S A NICE SET. 382 00:14:42,627 --> 00:14:44,029 - THAT AIN'T WHAT'S IN THERE. 383 00:14:44,062 --> 00:14:45,030 IT'S CRAP. 384 00:14:45,063 --> 00:14:46,164 - BLAH BLAH BLAH. 385 00:14:46,197 --> 00:14:48,900 - I THINK VICTOR GOT IN YOUR HEAD TODAY. 386 00:14:48,934 --> 00:14:51,069 - THIS IS NOT GOING WELL AT ALL. 387 00:14:51,102 --> 00:14:52,737 BUT THERE IS A JEWELRY BOX 388 00:14:52,771 --> 00:14:57,409 THAT MIGHT PULLS US OUT OF THE HOLE. 389 00:14:57,442 --> 00:14:58,677 THAT'S NOTHING. 390 00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:01,880 - GOT YOU SOME PEARLS TO WEAR TO THE NEXT DANCE. 391 00:15:01,913 --> 00:15:04,916 - THAT COULD BE REAL. 392 00:15:07,452 --> 00:15:09,187 THAT AIN'T REAL. 393 00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:10,989 - [sighs] GOD ALMIGHTY. 394 00:15:11,022 --> 00:15:12,891 HERE'S A TRIP TO THE DUMP. 395 00:15:12,924 --> 00:15:13,959 WE'RE NOT EVEN GONNA BREAK EVEN. 396 00:15:13,992 --> 00:15:15,460 - [bleep] 397 00:15:15,493 --> 00:15:18,396 - I THINK THIS IS OUR ONLY HOPE RIGHT HERE. 398 00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:21,166 LET'S CHECK OUT YOUR TRAIN SET, BUBBA. 399 00:15:21,199 --> 00:15:23,001 - THAT'S THE COLLECTIBLE SIZE TOO. 400 00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:25,370 - YEAH. 401 00:15:25,403 --> 00:15:29,607 - DOES THAT NOT GO IN THERE? 402 00:15:29,641 --> 00:15:32,610 ONE PIECE OF A TRAIN THAT DOESN'T EVEN GO TO THE TRACK? 403 00:15:32,644 --> 00:15:34,946 BOY, THIS UNIT JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER. 404 00:15:34,980 --> 00:15:37,148 I'M PISSED. TODAY SUCKED. 405 00:15:37,182 --> 00:15:39,517 - I'M DISGUSTED. - I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT. 406 00:15:39,551 --> 00:15:41,252 - FROM THE LOOKS OF THIS LOCKER, 407 00:15:41,286 --> 00:15:43,321 THESE FOLKS DEFINITELY OWNED A POOL. 408 00:15:43,355 --> 00:15:45,357 IT WAS A CESSPOOL. 409 00:15:48,026 --> 00:15:49,494 - I'M AT MARY'S SHOP. 410 00:15:49,527 --> 00:15:52,497 WE LOADED UP ALL THE LEFTOVERS FROM MY LOCKER INTO MARY'S CAR. 411 00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:54,099 AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT SHE DID 412 00:15:54,132 --> 00:15:55,600 WITH ALL THAT JUNK IN HER TRUNK. 413 00:15:55,633 --> 00:15:59,571 MARY? - HEY, MOE! 414 00:15:59,604 --> 00:16:01,606 SO YOU WANNA SEE WHAT I MADE? 415 00:16:01,639 --> 00:16:04,709 YOU REMEMBER THOSE FLOPPY DISKS I FOUND? 416 00:16:04,743 --> 00:16:07,112 - THAT'S COOL. 417 00:16:07,145 --> 00:16:08,913 - SO WHEN I WAS DIGGING THROUGH THE REST OF THE STUFF, 418 00:16:08,947 --> 00:16:10,849 THERE WERE ABOUT 200 OF THESE THINGS. 419 00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:13,184 I JUST TOOK THE DISKS, SPLIT IT IN HALF, 420 00:16:13,218 --> 00:16:17,822 TOOK OUT THE LITTLE FILM PIECE AND JUST MADE A FOLDING SCREEN. 421 00:16:17,856 --> 00:16:19,391 - EXCELLENT. I LIKE HOW YOU PUT THE COLORS TOGETHER. 422 00:16:19,424 --> 00:16:20,425 - THANKS, MOE. 423 00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:21,926 - WHAT DO YOU THINK PRICE-WISE? 424 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,928 - I WOULD SAY 75 BUCKS. 425 00:16:23,962 --> 00:16:25,764 - I THINK YOU'RE SELLING YOURSELF SHORT. 426 00:16:25,797 --> 00:16:29,601 I THINK, EASILY YOU CAN PUT 160 ON THIS. 427 00:16:29,634 --> 00:16:31,369 THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO. 428 00:16:31,403 --> 00:16:32,437 - OKAY, MOE, IF YOU SAY SO. 429 00:16:32,470 --> 00:16:34,839 I'M SO GLAD THAT MOE LIKES THE PIECE. 430 00:16:34,873 --> 00:16:36,508 HE'S LIKE A FINE ARTS EXPERT. 431 00:16:36,541 --> 00:16:38,176 - WAS THERE ANYTHING ELSE IN THAT LOCKER 432 00:16:38,209 --> 00:16:41,079 THAT YOU THOUGHT WE COULD USE? - NO. 433 00:16:41,112 --> 00:16:43,114 - WELL I'M HAPPY TO SEE MARY WAS ABLE TO MAKE 434 00:16:43,148 --> 00:16:45,150 SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING, AND NOW WE GOTTA GET 435 00:16:45,183 --> 00:16:46,684 THAT INFLATABLE THING APPRAISED. 436 00:16:46,718 --> 00:16:50,188 - CURIOUS TO SEE WHAT IT IS. 437 00:16:50,221 --> 00:16:53,024 - I'M AT MY SHOP, UPTOWN COUNTRY, 438 00:16:53,058 --> 00:16:54,559 WHERE I'VE BEEN WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK 439 00:16:54,592 --> 00:16:57,128 TRYING TO RESTORE THE BEAT UP FURNITURE I FOUND IN MY LOCKER. 440 00:16:57,162 --> 00:17:00,932 REMEMBER THAT DRESSER THAT THE TOP WAS DESTROYED? 441 00:17:00,965 --> 00:17:02,400 THIS IS IT NOW. 442 00:17:02,434 --> 00:17:04,369 - JUST DARLING. 443 00:17:04,402 --> 00:17:07,105 - I SANDED THE WHOLE THING, DISTRESSED THE EDGES. 444 00:17:07,138 --> 00:17:09,741 THIS IS THE ORIGINAL HARDWARE, JUST PUT IT BACK ON. 445 00:17:09,774 --> 00:17:12,010 - 600? - PERFECT. 446 00:17:12,043 --> 00:17:13,545 SIX HUNDO. 447 00:17:13,578 --> 00:17:17,816 OKAY, AND DO YOU REMEMBER IT HAD A MIRROR THAT WENT WITH IT? 448 00:17:17,849 --> 00:17:19,284 I JUST PAINTED IT TO MATCH. 449 00:17:19,317 --> 00:17:20,885 - I THINK WE CAN GET 250. 450 00:17:20,919 --> 00:17:22,420 - LET'S MAKE IT 250. 451 00:17:22,454 --> 00:17:24,689 OKAY, REMEMBER THE FRENCH PROVINCIAL DRAWERS 452 00:17:24,722 --> 00:17:26,791 THAT WAS MISSING ITS DRESSER? 453 00:17:26,825 --> 00:17:28,827 I MADE IT INTO A WALL SHELF. 454 00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:33,331 SCREWED THIS TOGETHER, SOME GLUE, ADDED THE FABRIC 455 00:17:33,364 --> 00:17:35,733 AND THEN PUT LITTLE SHELVES THERE. 456 00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:39,104 I WANNA MAKE THIS GUY $160. 457 00:17:39,137 --> 00:17:40,171 - OH, DEFINITELY. 458 00:17:40,205 --> 00:17:41,473 GOOD JOB, JENNY. 459 00:17:41,506 --> 00:17:45,310 - REMEMBER THE BED THAT HAD THE BUSTED HEADBOARD? 460 00:17:45,343 --> 00:17:50,181 - OH...MY...GOD. 461 00:17:50,215 --> 00:17:53,184 - I PUT PADDING UNDER IT, COVERED IT WITH THE FABRIC. 462 00:17:53,218 --> 00:17:56,588 I PAINTED IT, DID THE DISTRESS, LOVE THE FUN COLOR. 463 00:17:56,621 --> 00:18:00,291 - I SAY...900. 464 00:18:00,325 --> 00:18:02,293 IT'S INCREDIBLE. 465 00:18:02,327 --> 00:18:04,596 - AND I HAVE AN AMAZING PIECE FOR MY CLIENT. 466 00:18:04,629 --> 00:18:07,565 HI. - HEY, JENNY. 467 00:18:07,599 --> 00:18:10,235 - HOW ARE YOU? - I'M DOING WELL, HOW ARE YOU? 468 00:18:10,268 --> 00:18:11,369 - OH, MY GOD. 469 00:18:11,402 --> 00:18:12,604 IS THIS-- - THE BED? 470 00:18:12,637 --> 00:18:14,873 YES. YOU LIKE IT? - I LOVE IT. 471 00:18:14,906 --> 00:18:18,076 - THIS IS LIKE DR. SEUSS MEETS LILLY PULITZER. 472 00:18:18,109 --> 00:18:19,310 HOW MUCH IS IT? 473 00:18:19,344 --> 00:18:23,581 - 900? 474 00:18:23,615 --> 00:18:26,484 - WOW. 475 00:18:26,518 --> 00:18:27,852 I'LL TAKE IT. - REALLY? 476 00:18:27,886 --> 00:18:29,654 - YEAH, I REALLY WANT IT. 477 00:18:29,687 --> 00:18:31,289 THAT'S A SHOWSTOPPER. 478 00:18:31,322 --> 00:18:33,324 - SCORE! 479 00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:40,064 - MARY AND I FOUND THIS GIANT INFLATABLE THING IN THIS LOCKER. 480 00:18:40,098 --> 00:18:43,168 SINCE WE CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS, WE LOOKED UP 481 00:18:43,201 --> 00:18:45,503 AN INFLATABLE EXPERT TO GET THIS THING CHECKED OUT. 482 00:18:45,537 --> 00:18:47,906 - OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT SHE'LL DO. 483 00:18:47,939 --> 00:18:49,340 [air pump whirring] 484 00:18:49,374 --> 00:18:51,042 [all chuckling] 485 00:18:56,514 --> 00:18:58,516 - WHOA. 486 00:19:01,252 --> 00:19:02,487 - WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS AN OLD-FASHIONED 487 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,688 HUMAN HAMSTER BALL. 488 00:19:03,721 --> 00:19:05,190 - OH... - AND IT'LL ROLL AROUND 489 00:19:05,223 --> 00:19:06,357 ON GRASS OR... 490 00:19:06,391 --> 00:19:08,259 BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S IN GOOD SHAPE. 491 00:19:08,293 --> 00:19:09,561 - WHAT'S OUR VALUE HERE? 492 00:19:09,594 --> 00:19:11,196 - WELL, YOU KNOW, WE COMPARE 'EM TO THIS. 493 00:19:11,229 --> 00:19:13,565 THIS IS A TOP OF THE LINE NEW VERSION, 494 00:19:13,598 --> 00:19:15,133 ALL THE SAFETY FEATURES. 495 00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:17,535 THIS WOULD SET YOU BACK AROUND $1500. 496 00:19:17,569 --> 00:19:19,270 - OKAY. - WHAT WE HAVE HERE 497 00:19:19,304 --> 00:19:20,538 IS THE OLDER STYLE. 498 00:19:20,572 --> 00:19:23,174 I'M GONNA SAY, UM... 499 00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:24,275 $200. 500 00:19:24,309 --> 00:19:27,145 - ONLY $200? - WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING? 501 00:19:27,178 --> 00:19:30,481 - WELL, CLOSER TO 1500. - YEAH, RIGHT. 502 00:19:30,515 --> 00:19:32,450 IT'S NOT THE PROFIT I WAS HOPING FOR, 503 00:19:32,483 --> 00:19:34,519 BUT AT LEAST IT COVERED MY CAB FAIR. 504 00:19:34,552 --> 00:19:36,054 AND I'M BACK IN THE GAME. 505 00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:37,555 BUT DON'T TELL MY WIFE. 506 00:19:37,589 --> 00:19:39,023 - CAN WE TRY IT OUT? - SURE. 507 00:19:39,057 --> 00:19:40,825 [laughter] 508 00:19:40,858 --> 00:19:43,161 - ONE, TWO, THREE, GO! 509 00:19:43,194 --> 00:19:44,896 LET'S GO MARY, LET'S GO, MOE. 510 00:19:44,929 --> 00:19:49,300 COME ON! COME ON! 511 00:19:49,334 --> 00:19:51,536 - [laughs] 512 00:19:51,569 --> 00:19:52,604 - LET'S GO, MARY, LET'S GO, MOE! 513 00:19:52,637 --> 00:19:53,838 CATCH UP, MOE! 514 00:19:53,871 --> 00:19:55,840 COME ON, HURRY UP, MOE! 515 00:19:55,873 --> 00:19:57,141 WHOO! 516 00:19:57,175 --> 00:19:59,911 GOOD JOB, MARY. 517 00:19:59,944 --> 00:20:01,379 - SECOND PLACE. 518 00:20:01,412 --> 00:20:04,582 - YES. - SECOND PLACE? NO PLACE. 519 00:20:04,616 --> 00:20:08,620 - MOE STUCK ME WITH ALL THE WORTHLESS STUFF 520 00:20:08,653 --> 00:20:10,855 IN HIS LOCKER, SO I GOT PAYBACK. 521 00:20:10,888 --> 00:20:12,557 - AREN'T YOU GONNA HELP ME? 522 00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:15,893 NO. - OH! 523 00:20:15,927 --> 00:20:17,228 narrator: THE LAKE HIGHLAND WINNER 524 00:20:17,262 --> 00:20:18,896 WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO TUCKED 525 00:20:18,930 --> 00:20:23,468 $1400 UNDER HER PILLOW FOR HER BEDROOM SET AND HEADBOARD. 526 00:20:23,501 --> 00:20:28,606 MARY PADIAN FILED AWAY $160 WITH HER FLOPPY DISK SCREEN. 527 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:32,343 MOE PRIGOFF ROLLED OFF WITH $100 PROFIT. 528 00:20:32,377 --> 00:20:36,547 AND VICTOR RJESNJANSKY WALKED AWAY WITH NOTHING. 529 00:20:36,581 --> 00:20:41,252 BUT HIS DEVIOUS PLAN LEFT RICKY AND BUBBA WITH EVEN LESS. 530 00:20:41,286 --> 00:20:43,788 - JUST MAKE SURE YOU GUYS GET ME OUT OF HERE, OKAY? 531 00:20:43,821 --> 00:20:45,156 HO! - WHOA! 532 00:20:45,189 --> 00:20:48,192 - OH, MY GOD, HOW DO I GET IN HERE? 533 00:20:50,728 --> 00:20:54,098 [chuckles] 534 00:20:54,132 --> 00:20:57,669 I HOPE I DON'T DIE IN HERE. 535 00:20:57,702 --> 00:21:00,938 - HEY, MARY, TAKE SHORT BREATHS SO YOU DON'T RUN OUT OF AIR. 536 00:21:00,972 --> 00:21:03,174 - I FEEL LIKE THE BUBBLE BOY RIGHT NOW.