1 00:00:08,020 --> 00:00:10,790 male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... 2 00:00:10,823 --> 00:00:13,392 IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, 3 00:00:13,426 --> 00:00:16,028 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 4 00:00:16,062 --> 00:00:17,863 - THAT'S THE PRIZE. - 700. 5 00:00:17,897 --> 00:00:18,964 narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 6 00:00:18,998 --> 00:00:20,199 - YEAH. - YEAH. 7 00:00:20,232 --> 00:00:21,801 - RIGHT HERE. - YEAH! 8 00:00:21,834 --> 00:00:24,170 narrator: COMING UP... 9 00:00:24,203 --> 00:00:26,205 - YOU GOT SOME COMPETITION HERE, GIRLIE. 10 00:00:26,238 --> 00:00:27,373 - WAIT A SECOND. 11 00:00:27,406 --> 00:00:29,575 SOMEONE ELSE IS GOING AFTER OLD FURNITURE? 12 00:00:29,608 --> 00:00:31,010 [auctioneering] 13 00:00:31,043 --> 00:00:33,479 - WHO WAS THIS GUY? LIKE, JAMES BOND? 14 00:00:33,512 --> 00:00:34,814 MY SIXTH SENSE TELLS ME 15 00:00:34,847 --> 00:00:36,482 THERE COULD BE A LOT OF VALUABLE STUFF IN THERE. 16 00:00:36,515 --> 00:00:38,150 HOLY CRAP! 17 00:00:38,184 --> 00:00:39,351 - WHAT? 18 00:00:39,385 --> 00:00:40,853 - IT LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND-- 19 00:00:40,886 --> 00:00:42,955 HELL, I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT WE FOUND. 20 00:00:45,591 --> 00:00:48,127 [country rock music] 21 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:49,662 - YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET. 22 00:00:49,695 --> 00:00:50,896 THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB. 23 00:00:50,930 --> 00:00:53,432 - BREAK OUT ANOTHER 1,000. 24 00:00:53,466 --> 00:00:55,668 - I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE. 25 00:00:55,701 --> 00:00:57,002 - I SEE TREASURES. 26 00:00:57,036 --> 00:00:59,205 - IT'S FABULOUS! 27 00:00:59,238 --> 00:01:00,473 ♪ ♪ 28 00:01:00,506 --> 00:01:01,974 all: OH! 29 00:01:02,007 --> 00:01:04,076 - YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. 30 00:01:04,110 --> 00:01:05,711 - YOU READY TO GO? - YEAH! 31 00:01:05,744 --> 00:01:07,813 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 32 00:01:07,847 --> 00:01:09,648 - HEY! 33 00:01:09,682 --> 00:01:12,251 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 34 00:01:12,284 --> 00:01:14,220 ♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ 35 00:01:14,253 --> 00:01:16,856 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ - RIGHT HERE! 36 00:01:16,889 --> 00:01:18,357 ♪ ♪ 37 00:01:18,390 --> 00:01:20,392 - AND IT'S SOLD! 38 00:01:22,528 --> 00:01:25,197 - TODAY, WE'RE HEADING OVER TO IRVING, TEXAS. 39 00:01:25,231 --> 00:01:27,032 NOW, IRVING IS A MAJOR TRANSPORTATION HUB 40 00:01:27,066 --> 00:01:28,501 OF THE DFW AREA, 41 00:01:28,534 --> 00:01:30,636 AND WITH ALL THESE FOLKS A'COMIN' AND A'GOIN', 42 00:01:30,669 --> 00:01:32,271 YOU CAN BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR 43 00:01:32,304 --> 00:01:35,841 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A TON OF NEW FACES AT THE AUCTION TODAY. 44 00:01:35,875 --> 00:01:38,277 - YOU KNOW THIS PLACE IS GONNA BE FULL OF NEWBIES, 45 00:01:38,310 --> 00:01:40,613 FULL OF TOURISTS, DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE DOING. 46 00:01:40,646 --> 00:01:41,814 - YEAH. 47 00:01:41,847 --> 00:01:43,849 - LIKE A BUNCH OF VIRGINS AT A POKER TABLE. 48 00:01:43,883 --> 00:01:46,552 - I DON'T KNOW WHY BUBBA'S SO IRATE ABOUT ALL THE NEWBIES. 49 00:01:46,585 --> 00:01:47,786 THEY'RE NOT HURTING ANYBODY, 50 00:01:47,820 --> 00:01:49,321 AND I KIND OF THINK THEY'RE ADORABLE. 51 00:01:49,355 --> 00:01:51,790 - I'M GONNA SIC YOU ON 'EM IF I SEE A BUNCH OF TOURISTS. 52 00:01:51,824 --> 00:01:53,659 - OKAY. 53 00:01:53,692 --> 00:01:56,395 - WELL, TODAY I'M JUST GONNA STUDY MY COMPETITION. 54 00:01:56,428 --> 00:01:58,430 I'M GOING TO LOOK AT THESE ROOMS 55 00:01:58,464 --> 00:01:59,865 AND FEEL THE FEEDBACK FROM 'EM, 56 00:01:59,899 --> 00:02:02,034 KIND OF LIKE THE MENTALIST. 57 00:02:02,067 --> 00:02:04,637 TODAY, I'M GOING FOR A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT APPROACH. 58 00:02:04,670 --> 00:02:06,071 I'M ONLY BIDDING ON THE UNITS 59 00:02:06,105 --> 00:02:07,640 I SENSE HOLD THE REAL TREASURES. 60 00:02:07,673 --> 00:02:08,974 ALL RIGHT, WHERE ARE WE SIGNING IN AT? 61 00:02:09,008 --> 00:02:12,044 - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. - BOOM. 62 00:02:12,077 --> 00:02:13,145 - HEY. - HOW ARE YA? 63 00:02:13,179 --> 00:02:14,246 - GOOD. 64 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:15,915 - HOW MANY AUCTIONS HAVE YOU BEEN TO? 65 00:02:15,948 --> 00:02:17,683 - THIS'LL BE MY SECOND. - SECOND. OH. 66 00:02:17,716 --> 00:02:19,919 - YEAH, BUT, I MEAN, I LEARNED SO MUCH THE FIRST TIME, 67 00:02:19,952 --> 00:02:21,020 I'M A PRO NOW. 68 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:22,154 - GREAT. 69 00:02:22,188 --> 00:02:23,822 - I'M NOT SCARED OF THE COMPETITION 70 00:02:23,856 --> 00:02:25,925 'CAUSE I DO SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT THAN THEY DO. 71 00:02:25,958 --> 00:02:28,360 THEY SELL FURNITURE, BUT I REFURBISH FURNITURE, 72 00:02:28,394 --> 00:02:30,329 SO I THINK IT REALLY GIVES ME AN EDGE. 73 00:02:36,535 --> 00:02:38,904 - YOU GOT SOME COMPETITION HERE, GIRLIE. 74 00:02:43,442 --> 00:02:45,511 IT'S KIND OF STRANGE, SEEING MARY HERE BY HERSELF. 75 00:02:45,544 --> 00:02:46,979 SHE'S USUALLY HERE WITH DR. MOE. 76 00:02:47,012 --> 00:02:48,847 - THAT'S A HUTCH BACK THERE. - YEAH. 77 00:02:48,881 --> 00:02:50,849 - YOU COULD DO SOMETHING WITH THAT HUTCH, DON'T YOU THINK? 78 00:02:50,883 --> 00:02:52,418 - YEAH, WITH THAT AND THE DESK. 79 00:02:52,451 --> 00:02:53,752 - YOU RECOGNIZE HER? 80 00:02:53,786 --> 00:02:55,321 SHE DOES THE SAME THING YOU DO. 81 00:02:55,354 --> 00:02:58,190 - I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS TODAY BECAUSE I'M FLYING SOLO. 82 00:02:58,224 --> 00:03:00,359 MY PLAN IS TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE 83 00:03:00,392 --> 00:03:01,894 AND FIND A UNIT WITH FURNITURE IN IT 84 00:03:01,927 --> 00:03:03,028 THAT I CAN FIX UP. 85 00:03:03,062 --> 00:03:04,296 - WAIT A SECOND. 86 00:03:04,330 --> 00:03:07,766 SOMEONE ELSE IS GOING AFTER OLD FURNITURE? 87 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:08,934 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 88 00:03:08,968 --> 00:03:10,469 HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. 89 00:03:10,502 --> 00:03:12,938 FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. 90 00:03:12,972 --> 00:03:14,540 YOU'LL HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. 91 00:03:14,573 --> 00:03:16,041 THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES, 92 00:03:16,075 --> 00:03:17,443 NO REACHING INSIDE. 93 00:03:17,476 --> 00:03:19,612 PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. 94 00:03:19,645 --> 00:03:22,281 ARE YOU READY TO GO? all: WHOO! 95 00:03:22,314 --> 00:03:23,882 - HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! 96 00:03:28,354 --> 00:03:31,991 [all exclaim] 97 00:03:32,024 --> 00:03:33,492 - I'M READING THE BOXES. 98 00:03:33,525 --> 00:03:35,194 THEY LOOK PROFESSIONALLY PACKED. 99 00:03:35,227 --> 00:03:37,062 AND I SEE YAMAHA. 100 00:03:37,096 --> 00:03:38,597 THAT'S HIGH-END STEREO EQUIPMENT. 101 00:03:38,631 --> 00:03:39,832 YOU KNOW, I KNOW PEOPLE. 102 00:03:39,865 --> 00:03:43,168 THEY HAD A VERY CLEAN CAR, NICELY WAXED. 103 00:03:43,202 --> 00:03:44,970 - THERE'S A LOT OF GOOD TOOLS IN HERE. 104 00:03:45,004 --> 00:03:46,171 THAT'S JUST FULL OF TOOLS. 105 00:03:46,205 --> 00:03:48,340 CLEAN TOTES. I LIKE THAT TOO. 106 00:03:48,374 --> 00:03:50,542 - I'M ALL IN. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET IN. 107 00:03:50,576 --> 00:03:52,911 - THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HER. - [laughs] 108 00:03:55,247 --> 00:03:56,882 - THERE ARE SOME BOXES BACK THERE, 109 00:03:56,915 --> 00:03:59,051 BOARD GAMES, SHEETS. 110 00:03:59,084 --> 00:04:01,687 PROBABLY NOT FOR ME. I THINK I'M GONNA WAIT. 111 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:03,188 I THINK THERE'S TOO MANY PEOPLE 112 00:04:03,222 --> 00:04:04,390 PROBABLY GONNA BE WANTING THIS 113 00:04:04,423 --> 00:04:06,191 'CAUSE OF THE TOOLS. 114 00:04:06,225 --> 00:04:08,794 BUYING THE VERY FIRST LOCKER THAT I SEE AT THIS AUCTION 115 00:04:08,827 --> 00:04:12,531 WOULD BE A ROOKIE MISTAKE, RIGHT? 116 00:04:12,564 --> 00:04:14,099 - I'M NOT SEEING WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR. 117 00:04:14,133 --> 00:04:17,503 THIS IS, LIKE, REALLY QUALITY GARAGE STUFF, 118 00:04:17,536 --> 00:04:20,205 BUT I WANT THINGS FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE. 119 00:04:20,239 --> 00:04:22,574 - ALL RIGHT, SELL MY LITTLE TOOL LOCKER HERE. 120 00:04:22,608 --> 00:04:24,276 [auctioneering] LET'S HEAR IT. 121 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:25,944 - 300. - 300. MORE THAN I HAD. 122 00:04:25,978 --> 00:04:27,179 - 500. - 500. 123 00:04:27,212 --> 00:04:29,748 NOW 600, WHO'LL DO$600? NOW 700, 700 THERE. 124 00:04:29,782 --> 00:04:31,350 NOW 800. 800 THERE. 125 00:04:31,383 --> 00:04:32,618 NOW 900. [auctioneering] 126 00:04:32,651 --> 00:04:34,520 - 1,000. - $,000. 127 00:04:34,553 --> 00:04:36,689 NOW 1,100. 1,100. NOW, 1,100, 1,200. 128 00:04:36,722 --> 00:04:39,091 AND 1,300, 1,300, SIR. - 1,300 RIGHT HERE. 129 00:04:39,124 --> 00:04:41,160 - 1,300 IN THE BACK. 1,300, NOW 1,400. 130 00:04:41,193 --> 00:04:43,362 - HOW ABOUT A HALF? - 1,350, NOW 1,400. 131 00:04:43,395 --> 00:04:44,763 - RIGHT HERE. - 1,400 NOW. 132 00:04:44,797 --> 00:04:46,031 1,500, BID OF 1,500. NOW 1,600. 133 00:04:46,065 --> 00:04:47,433 - RIGHT HERE. 134 00:04:47,466 --> 00:04:49,468 - VIC'S ACTING ALL KINDS OF COCKY TODAY. 135 00:04:49,501 --> 00:04:50,669 - RIGHT HERE. 136 00:04:50,703 --> 00:04:52,071 - MAYBE IT'S TIME TO TEACH HIM A LESSON. 137 00:04:52,104 --> 00:04:53,639 - YEAH. - RIGHT HERE. 138 00:04:53,672 --> 00:04:54,973 - 2,000, NOW 2,100. - YEAH. 139 00:04:55,007 --> 00:04:56,041 - 2,100, AND 2,000. - RIGHT HERE. 140 00:04:56,075 --> 00:04:57,443 - NOW 2,200. NOW 2,300. [auctioneering] 141 00:04:57,476 --> 00:04:59,244 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? - I THINK, STICK IT IN HIS ASS. 142 00:04:59,278 --> 00:05:00,713 - $2,300. - YEAH. 143 00:05:00,746 --> 00:05:01,747 - RIGHT HERE. - NOW 2,400, AND 2,500. 144 00:05:01,780 --> 00:05:03,349 - YEAH. - RIGHT HERE. 145 00:05:03,382 --> 00:05:04,383 - HEY, MAN. 146 00:05:04,416 --> 00:05:06,185 - LET HIM HAVE THE $1,200 IN TOOLS. 147 00:05:06,218 --> 00:05:07,586 - LAST BID, LAST CALL. 148 00:05:07,619 --> 00:05:10,723 I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE FOR $2,600. 149 00:05:10,756 --> 00:05:13,058 - RICKY AND BUBBA THINK THEY PULLED A FAST ONE ON ME. 150 00:05:13,092 --> 00:05:14,593 MY SIXTH SENSE TELLS ME 151 00:05:14,626 --> 00:05:17,963 THERE'S MORE THAN JUST TOOLS IN THIS UNIT. 152 00:05:17,996 --> 00:05:20,933 - OH! 153 00:05:23,335 --> 00:05:27,906 - THAT TABLE LOOKS FANTASTIC, AND THESE POTS, 154 00:05:27,940 --> 00:05:29,708 THIS BIG VASE. 155 00:05:29,742 --> 00:05:31,577 THIS IS A GOOD UNIT. 156 00:05:31,610 --> 00:05:33,979 THERE'S A TON OF RAW MATERIALS IN THERE. 157 00:05:34,012 --> 00:05:35,848 I WANT IN ON THIS UNIT, 158 00:05:35,881 --> 00:05:38,517 BUT I'M NOT GONNA SPEND, LIKE, $100 MILLION. 159 00:05:38,550 --> 00:05:42,321 - SOME NICE ARTWORK. A NICE MIRROR HERE. 160 00:05:42,354 --> 00:05:44,390 AND I EVEN SEE SOME CURVED WOOD 161 00:05:44,423 --> 00:05:46,925 THAT REMINDS ME OF SOME '60s FURNITURE. 162 00:05:46,959 --> 00:05:48,360 YEAH, THERE'S A LOT OF NICE STUFF. 163 00:05:48,394 --> 00:05:50,362 USUALLY A FAKE PLANT IS NOT A GOOD SIGN, 164 00:05:50,396 --> 00:05:52,531 BUT THIS COULD BE SOMEBODY'S HOME OFFICE. 165 00:05:52,564 --> 00:05:55,501 THERE COULD BE A LOT OF VALUABLE STUFF IN THERE. 166 00:05:55,534 --> 00:05:57,970 - I LIKE THAT THEY CARED ENOUGH TO COVER THAT. 167 00:05:58,003 --> 00:05:59,204 - I DO TOO. 168 00:05:59,238 --> 00:06:00,606 - THE COUCH IS PRETTY NICE TOO. 169 00:06:00,639 --> 00:06:02,508 - I LIKE IT. WE'LL BID ON THIS ONE. 170 00:06:02,541 --> 00:06:03,809 - YEAH, IT'S A GOOD UNIT. 171 00:06:03,842 --> 00:06:05,778 - THIS IS THE FIRST ONE I'VE SEEN ALL DAY 172 00:06:05,811 --> 00:06:08,480 WHERE SOMEONE ACTUALLY HAS KIND OF GOOD TASTE. 173 00:06:08,514 --> 00:06:10,616 THE RATTAN BASKET TELLS ME THEY, LIKE, 174 00:06:10,649 --> 00:06:12,651 USED THAT KIND OF STUFF FOR STORAGE. 175 00:06:12,684 --> 00:06:14,052 I WANT IT. 176 00:06:14,086 --> 00:06:15,354 - EVERYBODY HAD A CHANCE TO LOOK? 177 00:06:15,387 --> 00:06:16,355 LET'S SELL THIS ONE. 178 00:06:16,388 --> 00:06:17,956 100, NOW 200. [auctioneering] 179 00:06:17,990 --> 00:06:20,826 200. 200 THERE, NOW 300. [auctioneering] 180 00:06:20,859 --> 00:06:23,996 AH, 250. NOW 300. NOW 300 THERE. 181 00:06:24,029 --> 00:06:25,230 NOW 400. [auctioneering] 182 00:06:25,264 --> 00:06:27,800 - 400. - 400. LOOKING FOR 400 THERE. 183 00:06:27,833 --> 00:06:29,635 NOW 500. [auctioneering] 184 00:06:29,668 --> 00:06:31,203 NOW 600. I HAVE 600 HERE. 185 00:06:31,236 --> 00:06:33,238 NOW 700. [auctioneering] 186 00:06:33,272 --> 00:06:36,208 LOOKING FOR 700. 700 THERE. NOW 800. 187 00:06:36,241 --> 00:06:37,843 [auctioneering] 800 THERE. 188 00:06:37,876 --> 00:06:39,044 NOW 900. [auctioneering] 189 00:06:39,077 --> 00:06:41,713 - YEAH! - 900 THERE. NOW 1,000. 190 00:06:41,747 --> 00:06:44,183 - WHO'S BIDDING? - THE MAN WITH CASH. 191 00:06:44,216 --> 00:06:47,820 - PERFECT. TIME FOR SOME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED PAYBACK. 192 00:06:47,853 --> 00:06:48,854 - 1,000. - RIGHT HERE. 193 00:06:48,887 --> 00:06:50,889 - 1,000, NOW 1,100. [auctioneering] 194 00:06:50,923 --> 00:06:52,758 - YES. - I HAVE 1,100. NOW 1,200. 195 00:06:52,791 --> 00:06:54,993 - RIGHT HERE. - 1,200, 1,300. 1,300. 196 00:06:55,027 --> 00:06:56,195 - YEAH. - 1,300. 197 00:06:56,228 --> 00:06:57,596 - RIGHT HERE. - 1,300, 1,400. 198 00:06:57,629 --> 00:07:00,432 NOW 1,500. 1,500 RIGHT THERE. 199 00:07:00,466 --> 00:07:02,868 NOW 1,600, NOW 1,600. - YEAH. 200 00:07:02,901 --> 00:07:04,603 - RIGHT THERE. 1,600. NOW 1,700. 201 00:07:04,636 --> 00:07:07,272 1,700, WILL YOU BID 1,700? WILL YOU BID 1,700? 202 00:07:07,306 --> 00:07:09,908 - NO. - 1,700, LAST CALL. 203 00:07:09,942 --> 00:07:13,312 I SOLD IT. 1,600 RIGHT THERE. 1,600. 204 00:07:13,345 --> 00:07:14,513 THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 205 00:07:14,546 --> 00:07:16,215 [applause] 206 00:07:16,248 --> 00:07:18,383 - AH, THEY SPENT AN EXTRA $600, $700. 207 00:07:18,417 --> 00:07:19,718 IT'S ALL HOUSEHOLD STUFF. 208 00:07:19,751 --> 00:07:21,053 THEY'LL BE LUCKY IF THEY BREAK EVEN. 209 00:07:21,086 --> 00:07:24,223 I TALKED THAT ONE UP REAL GOOD. 210 00:07:24,256 --> 00:07:25,591 - I'M REAL ANXIOUS TO SEE 211 00:07:25,624 --> 00:07:27,059 IF THIS UNIT'S WORTH WHAT WE PAID FOR IT, 212 00:07:27,092 --> 00:07:28,260 SO WE'RE GONNA GET RIGHT TO WORK. 213 00:07:28,293 --> 00:07:30,095 - I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD UNIT, BUBBA. 214 00:07:30,128 --> 00:07:31,630 - OH, YEAH, IT'S PRETTY DEEP. 215 00:07:31,663 --> 00:07:34,366 - I MEAN, THEY CARED ENOUGH TO WRAP UP STUFF. 216 00:07:34,399 --> 00:07:36,235 GOOD SHAPE. 217 00:07:36,268 --> 00:07:38,370 - THERE'S PROBABLY $25 IN THIS. - YEAH. 218 00:07:38,403 --> 00:07:40,105 - ANOTHER 20 BUCKS FOR THAT BIG PILE RIGHT THERE. 219 00:07:40,138 --> 00:07:42,040 - THERE A NICE HOME INTERIOR MIRROR. 220 00:07:42,074 --> 00:07:44,042 THAT'S 35, 40 BUCKS. - OH, EASY. 221 00:07:44,076 --> 00:07:48,313 - ROOM DIVIDER, 40 BUCKS. - YEAH. 222 00:07:48,347 --> 00:07:49,715 - WE'RE FINDING SOME DECENT STUFF IN THIS UNIT, 223 00:07:49,748 --> 00:07:51,750 BUT NO BIG TICKET ITEMS. 224 00:07:51,783 --> 00:07:53,285 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO NICKEL AND DIME OUR WAY, 225 00:07:53,318 --> 00:07:54,553 JUST TO BREAK EVEN. 226 00:07:54,586 --> 00:07:55,854 I GOT SOMETHING RIGHT HERE. 227 00:07:55,888 --> 00:07:58,724 - THAT IS AN AUSTIN NUMBER ONE SELLER RIGHT THERE. 228 00:07:58,757 --> 00:08:03,428 - OH, YEAH. 229 00:08:03,462 --> 00:08:06,031 - THAT'S A GOOD-LOOKING GUY RIGHT THERE. 230 00:08:06,064 --> 00:08:08,367 WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT'S WORTH? $200, $300? 231 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,435 - I WAS GONNA SAY $300. - YEAH. 232 00:08:10,469 --> 00:08:12,070 THIS BUFFET IS A GOOD FIND, 233 00:08:12,104 --> 00:08:14,139 BUT WE HAVEN'T MADE UP HALF OF WHAT WE PAID FOR THIS UNIT. 234 00:08:14,172 --> 00:08:17,876 - WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE? 235 00:08:17,910 --> 00:08:21,747 - "GENITAL URINARY ORGANS." WHAT? 236 00:08:26,685 --> 00:08:30,789 - WHAT IN THE HECK IS THAT? 237 00:08:30,822 --> 00:08:32,958 - OH, THIS IS THE FEMALE. - ALL RIGHT. 238 00:08:32,991 --> 00:08:35,394 - THAT'S NIGHTMARE POSTERS. - YOU RECKON I GOT THE MALE? 239 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:37,329 - WHAT DO YA GOT? - I DON'T KNOW. 240 00:08:37,362 --> 00:08:39,298 IT SAYS "FEMALE." 241 00:08:39,331 --> 00:08:41,533 THAT DON'T LOOK TOO FEMALE TO ME. 242 00:08:41,567 --> 00:08:45,337 IT LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND--HELL, I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT WE FOUND. 243 00:08:45,370 --> 00:08:47,773 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, THAT'S PRETTY COOL. 244 00:08:47,806 --> 00:08:49,308 THAT'S DEFINITELY HEALTH CLASS. 245 00:08:49,341 --> 00:08:50,676 IT'S LIKE BACK WHEN YOU WENT TO SCHOOL. 246 00:08:50,709 --> 00:08:54,212 "RICKY, COULD YOU POINT OUT THE RECTUM ON THE CHART?" 247 00:08:54,246 --> 00:08:57,382 - THIS IS A BIG DIGESTIVE SYSTEM. 248 00:08:57,416 --> 00:08:58,717 THIS COULD BE WORTH SOME MONEY, BUBBA, 249 00:08:58,750 --> 00:08:59,851 TO THE RIGHT COLLECTOR. 250 00:08:59,885 --> 00:09:01,019 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW 251 00:09:01,053 --> 00:09:02,521 WHO COLLECTS PICTURES OF RTUMS, BUT-- 252 00:09:02,554 --> 00:09:03,689 - I'M WILLING TO BET 253 00:09:03,722 --> 00:09:06,959 THAT SOME HUMAN CENTIPEDE-LOVING SERIAL KILLER 254 00:09:06,992 --> 00:09:08,694 WOULD CONSIDER THIS ART. 255 00:09:08,727 --> 00:09:09,795 I GOTTA FIND SOMEBODY TO TELL ME 256 00:09:09,828 --> 00:09:11,330 IF WE CAN CASH IN ON THESE THINGS. 257 00:09:11,363 --> 00:09:15,000 [saw buzzing] 258 00:09:15,033 --> 00:09:17,169 - WHOA! 259 00:09:19,137 --> 00:09:21,006 - TOTAL DISAPPOINTMENT. 260 00:09:21,039 --> 00:09:24,276 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH THAT OFFICE CHAIR. 261 00:09:24,309 --> 00:09:26,612 - YOU KNOW, IT'S A GOOD THING 262 00:09:26,645 --> 00:09:28,380 THESE UNITS HERE DON'T HAVE LIGHTS ON INSIDE, 263 00:09:28,413 --> 00:09:30,482 'CAUSE WE'D REALLY SEE WHAT A PIG THIS ONE IS. 264 00:09:30,515 --> 00:09:31,783 MY INSTINCTS ARE TELLING ME 265 00:09:31,817 --> 00:09:34,152 STAY AS FAR AWAY FROM THIS LOCKER AS POSSIBLE. 266 00:09:34,186 --> 00:09:35,921 THAT'S FOR THESE GUYS RIGHT HERE. 267 00:09:35,954 --> 00:09:40,626 - WHAT DO WE GOT? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 268 00:09:40,659 --> 00:09:42,527 - THAT LOOKS LIKE A NATIVITY SCENE OR-- 269 00:09:42,561 --> 00:09:44,596 - THAT'S A HEADBOARD, FOOTBOARD. 270 00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:45,731 - THIS UNIT LOOKED LIKE 271 00:09:45,764 --> 00:09:46,999 IT JUST WENT THROUGH THE DIGESTIVE TRACT, 272 00:09:47,032 --> 00:09:51,937 AND I KNOW THAT BECAUSE I JUST FOUND THE POSTERS. 273 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:54,506 - I'M SEEING A HEADBOARD. THERE'S A MIRROR. 274 00:09:54,539 --> 00:09:56,108 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, 275 00:09:56,141 --> 00:09:59,011 BUT IT LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER PIECE I COULD DO SOMETHING WITH. 276 00:09:59,044 --> 00:10:01,046 I'M GONNA TAKE ALL THIS STUFF, FIX IT UP, 277 00:10:01,079 --> 00:10:02,280 AND MAKE IT AWESOME. 278 00:10:02,314 --> 00:10:04,850 EVERYONE ELSE PROBABLY SEES JUNK IN THIS UNIT, 279 00:10:04,883 --> 00:10:06,418 BUT I SEE TREASURES. 280 00:10:06,451 --> 00:10:08,553 - [auctioneering] NOW $10, $10. 281 00:10:08,587 --> 00:10:10,922 NOW $20, NOW $20, NOW $20. - YEP. 282 00:10:10,956 --> 00:10:13,158 - I HAVE $30 UP FRONT. $30. NOW $40, $40. 283 00:10:13,191 --> 00:10:15,794 NOW $50, NOW $50, NOW $50. $50, NOW $60. 284 00:10:15,827 --> 00:10:17,562 - THAT MARY CHICK'S BIDDING. 285 00:10:17,596 --> 00:10:19,765 DID I MISS SOMETHING ABOUT THIS LOCKER? 286 00:10:19,798 --> 00:10:22,334 - OKAY, NOW $70. NOW $70. $70. WILL YOU GIVE $80? 287 00:10:22,367 --> 00:10:24,236 THANK YOU. $80. BID OF $80, $80, $80. 288 00:10:24,269 --> 00:10:27,539 NOW $90. THANK YOU. $90. NOW $100. 289 00:10:27,572 --> 00:10:29,675 $100, NOW $100, BID OF $100. $100. 290 00:10:29,708 --> 00:10:32,044 $100. NOW 10, 10, 10. - SHE CAN HAVE IT. 291 00:10:32,077 --> 00:10:33,945 - LAST CALL. WILL YOU GIVE $110, 10, 10? 292 00:10:33,979 --> 00:10:36,615 WILL YOU GIVE $110? I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $100. 293 00:10:36,648 --> 00:10:38,750 $100. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 294 00:10:38,784 --> 00:10:41,420 - MARY, DID YOU BUY THAT? - YEP. 295 00:10:41,453 --> 00:10:44,690 - OKAY. - [laughs] OKAY. 296 00:10:44,723 --> 00:10:46,124 - I DON'T THINK I BID ENOUGH. 297 00:10:46,158 --> 00:10:47,325 I SHOULD HAVE HELD OUT. 298 00:10:47,359 --> 00:10:51,396 I SHOULD HAVE JUST THROWN DOWN THE COUCH. 299 00:10:51,430 --> 00:10:52,898 LITTLE MARY CAN TAKE THAT ONE, 300 00:10:52,931 --> 00:10:54,232 'CAUSE SHE'S NOT EVEN FIVE FEET. 301 00:10:54,266 --> 00:10:55,867 SHE HAS SEX HAIR. SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY MAKEUP ON. 302 00:10:55,901 --> 00:10:57,936 LIKE, GET WITH THE PROGRAM. 303 00:10:59,471 --> 00:11:00,839 - OKAY. 304 00:11:00,872 --> 00:11:03,208 I MEAN, THEY CAN HATE ON THIS UNIT ALL THEY WANT. 305 00:11:03,241 --> 00:11:05,577 THIS IS TOTALLY THEIR LOSS. 306 00:11:05,610 --> 00:11:06,945 I KNOW FOR SURE 307 00:11:06,978 --> 00:11:08,880 I CAN DO SOMETHING WITH THIS HEADBOARD OVER HERE, 308 00:11:08,914 --> 00:11:10,816 SO THIS IS A GOOD STARTING POINT AT LEAST, 309 00:11:10,849 --> 00:11:12,517 AND IT'S A GOOD COLOR. 310 00:11:12,551 --> 00:11:15,987 BASIC, SO I DON'T HAVE TO DO MUCH STRIPPING OF THE PAINT. 311 00:11:16,021 --> 00:11:20,025 THESE I THINK WOULD FIT ME ABSOLUTELY PERFECTLY. 312 00:11:20,058 --> 00:11:21,193 [laughs] 313 00:11:21,226 --> 00:11:22,928 ALL THE RAW MATERIALS IN HERE 314 00:11:22,961 --> 00:11:24,196 GOT ME GOING CRAZY. 315 00:11:24,229 --> 00:11:25,997 GOOD WAY CRAZY. 316 00:11:26,031 --> 00:11:27,332 THIS MIRROR OVER HERE, 317 00:11:27,365 --> 00:11:30,602 ALL I NEED TO DO TO THIS IS JUST TAKE THE STICKERS OFF, 318 00:11:30,635 --> 00:11:34,172 PAINT THE WOOD, AND THEN SELL IT IN THE SHOP AS IT IS. 319 00:11:34,206 --> 00:11:36,441 I GOT HERE, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK I WAS DOING, 320 00:11:36,475 --> 00:11:38,343 BUT I WALKED AWAY WITH A UNIT. 321 00:11:38,376 --> 00:11:42,080 SO, MAYBE FLYING SOLO ISN'T SO BAD. 322 00:11:42,114 --> 00:11:44,116 - I'M BACK AT THE TOOL LOCKER 323 00:11:44,149 --> 00:11:47,152 THAT RICKY AND BUBBA THINK THEY DROPPED ON ME. 324 00:11:47,185 --> 00:11:48,553 WELL, HERE SHE IS. 325 00:11:48,587 --> 00:11:51,189 I SHELLED OUT ABOUT THREE GRAND ON THIS UNIT, 326 00:11:51,223 --> 00:11:53,291 SO I'M REALLY HOPING MY INSTINCTS PAY OFF. 327 00:11:53,325 --> 00:11:55,026 WELL, THIS IS WHAT GOT ME INTO THE LOCKER-- 328 00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:57,529 THE TOOL BIN FULL OF TOOLS, 329 00:11:57,562 --> 00:12:00,499 AND THESE AREN'T CHEAP TOOLS. 330 00:12:00,532 --> 00:12:02,167 WHAT I CAN TELL ABOUT THIS GUY RIGHT AWAY, 331 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,435 HE DID TAKE CARE OF HIS TOOLS. 332 00:12:03,468 --> 00:12:06,705 I BARELY, BARELY TAPPED INTO THIS LOCKER. 333 00:12:06,738 --> 00:12:10,509 EASILY, THIS BOX IS $1,500, UPWARDS MORE OF THAT. 334 00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:13,812 EXPENSIVE TOOLS TELL ME THIS GUY MADE A LOT OF EXTRA MONEY. 335 00:12:13,845 --> 00:12:16,782 I'M WILLING TO BET THAT THE REST OF THIS STUFF IS TOP-NOTCH. 336 00:12:16,815 --> 00:12:18,817 LET'S TAKE THIS ONE DOWN. 337 00:12:18,850 --> 00:12:22,120 YAMAHA IS A VERY HIGH-END STEREO SYSTEM. 338 00:12:22,154 --> 00:12:24,289 IF THE HEAD UNIT IS IN THERE, 339 00:12:24,322 --> 00:12:25,557 WE'RE PROBABLY LOOKING 340 00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:28,326 AT ABOUT A $400 TO $500 RESALE ON IT, AT LEAST. 341 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,329 ALL RIGHT, ANOTHER HEAVY ONE. 342 00:12:31,363 --> 00:12:33,732 IT'S BOOKS. 343 00:12:33,765 --> 00:12:36,034 OOH, IT'S SOME SPORTING GOODS. 344 00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:37,068 HUH. 345 00:12:37,102 --> 00:12:39,137 I HAVEN'T SEEN THESE FOR YEARS. 346 00:12:39,171 --> 00:12:40,338 THAT'S FUN. 347 00:12:40,372 --> 00:12:43,375 SOME, UH, NUM--NUN--"NUMCHUCKS"? 348 00:12:43,408 --> 00:12:45,744 "NUMCHUCKS." NUMB--NUMB YOUR ASS UP. 349 00:12:45,777 --> 00:12:47,846 I REMEMBER DOING THIS WHEN-- WHEN WE WERE YOUNG. 350 00:12:47,879 --> 00:12:49,147 THAT'S COOL STUFF. 351 00:12:49,181 --> 00:12:51,917 OBVIOUSLY HE WAS A NINJA. THERE'S HIS WHITE BELT. 352 00:12:51,950 --> 00:12:54,352 NICE LITTLE HUNTING KNIFE. 353 00:12:54,386 --> 00:12:55,987 IT'S NOT A BAD LITTLE BOX. 354 00:12:56,021 --> 00:12:58,190 PROBABLY, ALL IN ALL, 10 BUCKS FOR THE "NUMCHUCKS," 355 00:12:58,223 --> 00:13:00,358 20 BUCKS FOR THE KNIFE. 356 00:13:00,392 --> 00:13:04,429 [sighs] 60 BUCKS ALTOGETHER, MAYBE $70. 357 00:13:04,462 --> 00:13:06,198 SPORTING EQUIPMENT IS A GREAT SIGN 358 00:13:06,231 --> 00:13:08,099 THIS GUY HAD SOME DISPOSABLE INCOME. 359 00:13:08,133 --> 00:13:09,935 I'M NOT GONNA GET INTO ALL OF THOSE BOXES, 360 00:13:09,968 --> 00:13:12,337 BUT THIS LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING. 361 00:13:16,942 --> 00:13:18,810 OH, WOW. 362 00:13:18,844 --> 00:13:26,718 WOW, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS--WHAT THIS IS. 363 00:13:26,751 --> 00:13:29,354 AW, I-I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 364 00:13:29,387 --> 00:13:31,923 THIS IS AN OLD SWIMMING ASSISTANT. 365 00:13:31,957 --> 00:13:34,759 I'VE SEEN THE ONES IN MOVIES THAT YOU TAKE UNDER THE WATER, 366 00:13:34,793 --> 00:13:35,894 THEY'RE BATTERY POWERED. 367 00:13:35,927 --> 00:13:37,062 THIS ONE'S GAS POWERED. 368 00:13:37,095 --> 00:13:38,663 THIS WOULD BE, LIKE, ONE OF THE TUBES NOW 369 00:13:38,697 --> 00:13:39,898 THAT YOU PULL BEHIND THE BOATS, 370 00:13:39,931 --> 00:13:41,733 BUT THIS THING'S GOT ITS OWN POWER ON IT. 371 00:13:41,766 --> 00:13:43,001 [imitates engine running] 372 00:13:43,034 --> 00:13:44,970 WHO WAS THIS GUY? LIKE, JAMES BOND? 373 00:13:45,003 --> 00:13:46,338 THERE WE GO. 374 00:13:46,371 --> 00:13:48,940 IT'S GOT A LITTLE ONE-CYLINDER ENGINE IN HERE. 375 00:13:48,974 --> 00:13:50,475 WOW, THIS IS COOL STUFF. 376 00:13:50,508 --> 00:13:51,710 THIS PIECE IS SO UNIQUE, 377 00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,144 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S WORTH. 378 00:13:53,178 --> 00:13:54,946 I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE IT TO AN EXPERT. 379 00:13:56,815 --> 00:13:59,451 - I SURE HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THIS. 380 00:13:59,484 --> 00:14:02,587 - YEAH, I DO TOO. 381 00:14:02,621 --> 00:14:03,989 - BUBBA AND I ARE HEADED TO BEAUX ARTS 382 00:14:04,022 --> 00:14:06,992 TO SEE BOB [bleep], OR SCHULTZ OR SCHOTZ. 383 00:14:07,025 --> 00:14:08,426 - THIS IS IT. 384 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:09,527 - SORRY ABOUT THAT. 385 00:14:09,561 --> 00:14:10,929 I GOT THE DIGESTIVE TRACT ON MY MIND. 386 00:14:10,962 --> 00:14:12,397 - LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GUYS HAVE TODAY. 387 00:14:12,430 --> 00:14:13,832 - ALL RIGHT. 388 00:14:13,865 --> 00:14:15,767 I THINK WE FOUND SOMETHING PRETTY GOOD. 389 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:16,902 I'M NOT SURE. 390 00:14:16,935 --> 00:14:19,271 HOPEFULLY SOMETHING WITH A LITTLE VALUE. 391 00:14:19,304 --> 00:14:21,039 - MAKE SURE THERE'S NOT ANY CHILDREN AROUND 392 00:14:21,072 --> 00:14:22,407 WHEN WE ROLL THIS ONE OUT. 393 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,175 - OH, MY. 394 00:14:24,209 --> 00:14:25,977 - THERE WE ARE. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 395 00:14:26,011 --> 00:14:27,913 - OKAY, VERY INTERESTING. 396 00:14:27,946 --> 00:14:30,382 THAT'S A FROHSE ANATOMICAL CHART. 397 00:14:30,415 --> 00:14:32,984 IT LOOKS TO BE IN VERY GOOD CONDITION. 398 00:14:33,018 --> 00:14:35,420 BEAUTIFUL COLOR. 399 00:14:35,453 --> 00:14:37,088 - LOOKING AT THIS, 400 00:14:37,122 --> 00:14:42,093 IS SOMEONE GONNA BUY THIS TO HANG UP, FOR ART? 401 00:14:42,127 --> 00:14:44,262 - YOU'D BE SURPRISED. 402 00:14:44,296 --> 00:14:46,798 - ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS ONE'S WORTH? 403 00:14:46,831 --> 00:14:50,802 - UH, CONSIDERING ITS AGE AND ITS CONDITION, 404 00:14:50,835 --> 00:14:55,640 I'D SAY THE UPPER RANGE WOULD BE $300 TO $400. 405 00:14:55,674 --> 00:14:58,410 - OKAY. - OKAY. 406 00:14:58,443 --> 00:15:00,679 - I THINK THIS ONE'S GONNA BE OUR BEST ONE. 407 00:15:00,712 --> 00:15:04,683 - THIS IS ALREADY LOOKING MORE INTERESTING HERE. 408 00:15:04,716 --> 00:15:05,984 THIS IS FASCINATING. 409 00:15:06,017 --> 00:15:08,219 IT LOOKS TO BE IN VERY GOOD CONDITION. 410 00:15:08,253 --> 00:15:10,221 THIS HAS GOT A HAND ELEMENT TO IT. 411 00:15:10,255 --> 00:15:11,623 I THINK IT WAS SCREEN PRINTED, 412 00:15:11,656 --> 00:15:13,825 WHAT ART PEOPLE CALL A SERIGRAPH. 413 00:15:13,858 --> 00:15:16,194 AS A VINTAGE, ROLLED PRINT, 414 00:15:16,227 --> 00:15:19,631 THIS ONE WOULD BE RATED PROBABLY "A" TO "A"-PLUS, TOP. 415 00:15:19,664 --> 00:15:21,499 - WOW, THAT'S GOOD. 416 00:15:21,533 --> 00:15:23,668 WHAT KIND OF VALUE WOULD YOU PUT ON SOMETHING LIKE THIS? 417 00:15:23,702 --> 00:15:26,404 - OUR CUSTOMERS LOVE CURIOSITIES LIKE THIS. 418 00:15:26,438 --> 00:15:27,539 - YES. 419 00:15:27,572 --> 00:15:29,040 - AND I THINK YOU WOULD FIND THAT PERSON 420 00:15:29,074 --> 00:15:31,776 THAT COULD GIVE UP TO $600 TO $800 FOR IT. 421 00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:35,347 - WE'RE CLIMBING UP. - I TOLD YOU. 422 00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:36,748 WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT A PICTURE OF A RECTUM 423 00:15:36,781 --> 00:15:38,149 WOULD BE WORTH $800? 424 00:15:38,183 --> 00:15:39,584 - WELL, IT'S ALL THE OTHER THINGS THAT GO WITH IT. 425 00:15:39,617 --> 00:15:43,254 YOU GET A RECTUM, BUT YOU GET SO MUCH MORE. 426 00:15:43,288 --> 00:15:46,257 - [laughs] - EVERYBODY'S GOT ONE. 427 00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:48,994 THESE MEDICAL POSTERS SHOW MORE ABOUT THE HUMAN ANATOMY 428 00:15:49,027 --> 00:15:50,795 THAN I THINK A CHRISTIAN MAN OUGHT TO KNOW, 429 00:15:50,829 --> 00:15:54,466 BUT THAT'S OKAY, BECAUSE I CAN STILL SEE THE DOLLAR SIGNS. 430 00:15:54,499 --> 00:15:56,534 ALL RIGHT, CLASS DISMISSED. 431 00:15:59,738 --> 00:16:01,172 - I'VE BEEN WORKING HARD ALL WEEK 432 00:16:01,206 --> 00:16:02,707 ON THE ITEMS I FOUND IN MY LOCKER. 433 00:16:02,741 --> 00:16:05,310 SO, YOU'RE MY ASSISTANT TODAY, BLOM, 434 00:16:05,343 --> 00:16:06,745 AND YOU GOTTA TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION 435 00:16:06,778 --> 00:16:08,179 ABOUT ALL THIS STUFF THAT I DID, 'KAY? 436 00:16:08,213 --> 00:16:09,314 - YEAH. 437 00:16:09,347 --> 00:16:12,083 - SO I CALLED MY HOOLIGAN LITTLE BROTHER 438 00:16:12,117 --> 00:16:13,952 TO CHECK OUT THE FINISHED PIECES 439 00:16:13,985 --> 00:16:15,286 AND TO HELP ME PRICE THEM. 440 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,622 MY LITTLE BROTHER'S NICKNAME IS "BLOM." 441 00:16:17,655 --> 00:16:19,958 B-L-O-M, BLOM. 442 00:16:19,991 --> 00:16:22,727 I KNOW IT'S WEIRD, BUT MM-HMM, IT'S BLOM. 443 00:16:22,761 --> 00:16:23,862 [laughs] 444 00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:27,165 LOOK, YOU KNOW WOODS. LOOK HOW TERRIBLE. 445 00:16:27,198 --> 00:16:29,801 A FREAKIN' PIECE OF CRAP. - I MEAN, WHAT IS THIS, MARY? 446 00:16:29,834 --> 00:16:31,102 YOU JUST STICKING STUFF ON THERE? 447 00:16:31,136 --> 00:16:33,171 - BLOM, THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL, FLUFFY CLOUD. 448 00:16:33,204 --> 00:16:34,339 [laughter] 449 00:16:34,372 --> 00:16:36,441 - COMPARED TO THE STUFF THAT YOU'VE MADE, 450 00:16:36,474 --> 00:16:38,476 THIS LOOKS HORRIBLE. 451 00:16:38,510 --> 00:16:42,747 - SOMETIMES THESE EXPERIMENTS, THEY WORK OUT GREAT, 452 00:16:42,781 --> 00:16:45,417 AND THEN OTHER TIMES, NOT SO MUCH, 453 00:16:45,450 --> 00:16:47,018 BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 454 00:16:47,052 --> 00:16:48,853 I'M JUST WINGING IT. 455 00:16:48,887 --> 00:16:52,557 - YOU COULD TRY TO FIX IT UP. - NO, LEAVE IT OUTSIDE, FREE. 456 00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:54,059 [laughter] 457 00:16:54,092 --> 00:16:55,193 YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT ELSE I DID? 458 00:16:55,226 --> 00:16:56,194 - YEAH. 459 00:16:56,227 --> 00:16:57,662 - THERE WAS A HUGE BAG OF CRAPPY, 460 00:16:57,695 --> 00:16:59,664 DISGUSTING OLD JEANS THAT STANK. 461 00:16:59,697 --> 00:17:01,833 I WASHED THEM AND I TOOK THE SEAMS OUT 462 00:17:01,866 --> 00:17:03,368 AND I PUT 'EM ON HERE. 463 00:17:03,401 --> 00:17:06,404 - [laughs] 464 00:17:06,438 --> 00:17:07,872 - LOOKS COOL, RIGHT? 465 00:17:07,906 --> 00:17:12,410 - NO, NO. I'M NOT GONNA LIE. 466 00:17:12,444 --> 00:17:14,245 - IT'S NOT MY FAVORITE PIECE, BUT-- 467 00:17:14,279 --> 00:17:15,747 - WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, PRICE TAG? 468 00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:17,048 - 75 BUCKS. 469 00:17:17,082 --> 00:17:19,217 - SOMEONE'LL LIKE IT. - LET'S HOPE, BLOM. 470 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,485 GOTTA PAY MY RENT. 471 00:17:20,518 --> 00:17:22,887 I MEAN, BLOM MAY NOT LIKE IT, 472 00:17:22,921 --> 00:17:26,591 BUT SOMEBODY'S GONNA WANT A MIRROR COVERED IN JEANS, RIGHT? 473 00:17:26,624 --> 00:17:28,860 OKAY, SO THIS IS MY FAVORITE. 474 00:17:33,832 --> 00:17:37,102 TRY TO GUESS, BLOM, WHAT THIS IS. 475 00:17:37,135 --> 00:17:39,003 'CAUSE YOU KNOW I MAKE STUFF OUT OF-- 476 00:17:39,037 --> 00:17:41,539 - [laughs] - WHATEVER, ANYTHING. 477 00:17:41,573 --> 00:17:44,142 - UM... 478 00:17:44,175 --> 00:17:45,810 I HAVE NO IDEA. 479 00:17:45,844 --> 00:17:51,149 - IT'S THE FOOTBOARD TO THIS HEADBOARD. 480 00:17:51,182 --> 00:17:54,219 - NO WAY. 481 00:17:54,252 --> 00:17:57,522 - I FOUND THIS PAPER IN ONE OF THE UNITS, 482 00:17:57,555 --> 00:17:59,224 AND I MADE COPIES OF 'EM. 483 00:17:59,257 --> 00:18:02,160 IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO CUT 'EM ALL, MEASURE 'EM, 484 00:18:02,193 --> 00:18:05,096 AND MAKE SURE THAT THEY ALL LINED UP. 485 00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:06,631 IT'S COOL, RIGHT? - YEAH. 486 00:18:06,664 --> 00:18:09,134 - I'M THINKING $325 FOR THIS. 487 00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:11,503 - EASY. 488 00:18:11,536 --> 00:18:12,670 - I WALKED AWAY FROM THIS AUCTION 489 00:18:12,704 --> 00:18:13,738 WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF MONEY. 490 00:18:13,771 --> 00:18:15,373 I CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO THE NEXT ONE. 491 00:18:15,406 --> 00:18:16,908 WHEN IS IT? [laughs] 492 00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:21,479 - I FOUND THIS REALLY COOL JET SKI THING IN MY LOCKER, 493 00:18:21,513 --> 00:18:23,047 BUT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW OLD IT IS 494 00:18:23,081 --> 00:18:24,115 OR WHAT IT'S WORTH. 495 00:18:24,149 --> 00:18:27,418 - HEY, VIC. - WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? 496 00:18:27,452 --> 00:18:28,853 - HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? - GOOD, GOOD. 497 00:18:28,887 --> 00:18:30,955 MY BUDDY BRIAN HAS SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE AROUND THIS STUFF. 498 00:18:30,989 --> 00:18:33,258 IF THERE'S ANYBODY THAT CAN APPRAISE IT, IT'S HIM. 499 00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:35,393 - IS THAT WHAT YOU BROUGHT ME? - OH, YEAH. 500 00:18:35,426 --> 00:18:36,694 - LET'S GET UP AND TAKE A LOOK AT IT. 501 00:18:36,728 --> 00:18:37,695 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? - WOW. 502 00:18:37,729 --> 00:18:39,531 - THERE WE GO. CHECK THAT OUT. 503 00:18:39,564 --> 00:18:41,633 - BASICALLY, I'VE ONLY SEEN THIS, MAYBE, 504 00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:43,768 IN A JAMES BOND MOVIE. 505 00:18:43,801 --> 00:18:47,071 MIVAL ACTUALLY MANUFACTURED ITALIAN MOTORCYCLES 506 00:18:47,105 --> 00:18:48,540 BACK IN THE LATE '60s. 507 00:18:48,573 --> 00:18:50,642 THIS ACTUALLY, PROBABLY WOULD BE 508 00:18:50,675 --> 00:18:52,777 THE GRANDFATHER OF JET SKIS. 509 00:18:52,810 --> 00:18:55,113 THIS IS MORE OF AN AMPHIBIAN DEVICE 510 00:18:55,146 --> 00:18:56,814 THAT WOULD TAKE YOU EITHER OUT, 511 00:18:56,848 --> 00:18:58,483 EITHER SCUBA DIVING OR SNORKELING. 512 00:18:58,516 --> 00:19:02,320 IT'S A VERY RARE THING THAT YOU HAVE HERE. 513 00:19:02,353 --> 00:19:03,621 - SO FAR, IT'S BEEN GOOD NEWS. 514 00:19:03,655 --> 00:19:05,423 I'M JUST HOPING THIS ENGINE TURNS OVER. 515 00:19:05,456 --> 00:19:11,296 [cranking] 516 00:19:11,329 --> 00:19:13,264 - LOOKS LIKE WE STILL NEED A-- 517 00:19:13,298 --> 00:19:15,667 - COULD MY MENTALIST SKILLS BE FAILING ME NOW? 518 00:19:18,036 --> 00:19:19,837 - HERE WE GO. 519 00:19:19,871 --> 00:19:23,875 [engine purring] 520 00:19:28,179 --> 00:19:29,814 - HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK IT'S WORTH? 521 00:19:29,847 --> 00:19:33,218 - WITH THIS BEING MORE OF A COLLECTOR'S ITEM... 522 00:19:33,251 --> 00:19:34,586 - UH-HUH. 523 00:19:34,619 --> 00:19:36,821 - YOU COULD PROBABLY GET CLOSE TO $8,000. 524 00:19:36,854 --> 00:19:40,658 - WOW, MAN, THAT IS GOOD. THAT IS SWEET. 525 00:19:40,692 --> 00:19:43,127 THIS GIFT I HAVE, THIS POWER, 526 00:19:43,161 --> 00:19:45,930 MAYBE I SHOULD USE IT TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. 527 00:19:45,964 --> 00:19:47,298 - [laughs] - LET'S DO IT. 528 00:19:47,332 --> 00:19:50,902 NAH. I'LL JUST KEEP CLEANING UP AT STORAGE AUCTIONS. 529 00:19:54,505 --> 00:19:58,142 narrator: THE IRVING CHAMPION WAS VICTOR RJESNJANSKY, 530 00:19:58,176 --> 00:20:01,713 WHO MOTORED HIS WAY TO A $7,500 PROFIT. 531 00:20:01,746 --> 00:20:07,218 RICKY AND BUBBA DIGESTED $335 WITH THEIR ANATOMY POSTERS. 532 00:20:07,252 --> 00:20:10,822 MARY COBBLED TOGETHER A $300 PROFIT 533 00:20:10,855 --> 00:20:12,824 FROM HER OLD DENIM AND BED FRAMES, 534 00:20:12,857 --> 00:20:15,526 WHILE JENNY GRUMBLES THREW DOWN THE GAUNTLET 535 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:19,230 AGAINST HER NEW COMPETITION, BUT LEFT EMPTY-HANDED. 536 00:20:19,264 --> 00:20:21,599 - WHEN DO Y'ALL START KICKING IN THE TALK ABOUT BALLS? 537 00:20:21,633 --> 00:20:23,001 YOU VEN'T GOT TO THE BALL PART. 538 00:20:23,034 --> 00:20:26,104 - BALLS? WHAT KIND OF BALLS? THESE KIND OF BALLS? 539 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,405 - YEAH. 540 00:20:27,438 --> 00:20:28,840 - WE CAN TALK BALLS, BOB. 541 00:20:28,873 --> 00:20:31,309 HOW MANY BALLS WE GOT ON HERE? 542 00:20:31,342 --> 00:20:32,644 TWO, FOUR, SIX. 543 00:20:32,677 --> 00:20:35,780 AND IF THAT'S A BOY, IT MAKES EIGHT BALLS. 544 00:20:35,813 --> 00:20:37,148 - OKAY. 545 00:20:37,181 --> 00:20:38,883 - THESE COULD BE TWO MORE HERE. 546 00:20:38,916 --> 00:20:40,551 THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT DEVELOPED YET, THOUGH. 547 00:20:40,585 --> 00:20:42,487 - VERY INTERESTING. - EIGHT BALLS AND TWO MARBLES. 548 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,756 - AND A COUPLE OF NUT SACKS. OKAY. 549 00:20:44,789 --> 00:20:46,991 - YOU'RE RIGHT, BOB. THERE'S A LOT OF BALLS ON HERE. 550 00:20:47,025 --> 00:20:49,994 - YEAH, THE PRICE IS GOING UP. 551 00:20:50,028 --> 00:20:51,462 - BOB LIKED TO TALK ABOUT BALLS, THOUGH, DIDN'T HE? 552 00:20:51,496 --> 00:20:53,498 - HE'S A BALL TALKIN' DUDE.