1 00:00:07,286 --> 00:00:10,756 male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED 2 00:00:10,790 --> 00:00:13,359 IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, 3 00:00:13,392 --> 00:00:15,928 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 4 00:00:15,961 --> 00:00:17,763 - THAT'S THE PRIZE. - $700. 5 00:00:17,797 --> 00:00:19,298 narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 6 00:00:19,331 --> 00:00:20,533 - YEAH. - YEAH. 7 00:00:20,566 --> 00:00:22,134 - RIGHT HERE. - YEAH! 8 00:00:22,168 --> 00:00:23,936 narrator: COMING UP... 9 00:00:23,969 --> 00:00:25,504 - WE DON'T GET TOO MANY LOOKERS AT THESE THINGS. 10 00:00:25,538 --> 00:00:26,705 - 125. - 125. 11 00:00:26,739 --> 00:00:28,908 - WHO IS THAT WOMAN? - OH! 12 00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:30,810 - DOLLY TELLS ME THEY BROUGHT EVERYTHING IN THEIR HOUSE. 13 00:00:30,843 --> 00:00:32,511 - BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. 14 00:00:32,545 --> 00:00:33,579 - YES. - RIGHT HERE. 15 00:00:33,612 --> 00:00:35,181 - THAT NEW YORK MOTHER, HE JUST BIDS 16 00:00:35,214 --> 00:00:36,916 TO HEAR THE SOUND OF HIS OWN VOICE. 17 00:00:36,949 --> 00:00:39,051 - CLOSE THAT DOOR. YOU'RE GETTING TERMITES ALL OVER US. 18 00:00:40,753 --> 00:00:41,854 - AAH! 19 00:00:43,122 --> 00:00:45,624 [country rock music] 20 00:00:45,658 --> 00:00:46,892 - YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET. 21 00:00:46,926 --> 00:00:48,394 THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. 22 00:00:48,427 --> 00:00:50,930 - BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. 23 00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:53,032 - I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE. 24 00:00:53,065 --> 00:00:54,533 - I SEE TREASURES. 25 00:00:54,567 --> 00:00:56,368 - IT'S FABULOUS! 26 00:00:56,402 --> 00:00:57,970 ♪ ♪ 27 00:00:58,003 --> 00:00:59,105 - OH! 28 00:00:59,138 --> 00:01:01,207 - YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. 29 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,442 - READY TO GO? - YEAH! 30 00:01:03,476 --> 00:01:05,644 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 31 00:01:05,678 --> 00:01:07,546 - HEY. 32 00:01:07,580 --> 00:01:09,849 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ - WHOA! 33 00:01:09,882 --> 00:01:11,851 - ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ 34 00:01:11,884 --> 00:01:14,353 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ - RIGHT HERE! 35 00:01:16,255 --> 00:01:18,591 - AND IT'S SOLD! 36 00:01:23,362 --> 00:01:25,164 - SO I GOT THE NEW TRAILER WRAPPED. 37 00:01:25,197 --> 00:01:26,599 IT'S GOT BIGGER LETTERS THAN THE OTHER ONE, 38 00:01:26,632 --> 00:01:27,633 SO THAT'S GOOD. 39 00:01:27,666 --> 00:01:29,268 - THE PAST SIX MONTHS HAVE BEEN GREAT. 40 00:01:29,301 --> 00:01:30,870 WE HAVE NEW LOGOS AND WE HAVE NEW EMPLOYEES 41 00:01:30,903 --> 00:01:32,171 AND WE HAVE NEW TRAILERS. 42 00:01:32,204 --> 00:01:33,973 - THAT'S STILL FULL. WE GOTTA UNLOAD IT. 43 00:01:34,006 --> 00:01:36,108 THE NEW PLAN IS TO OPEN UP A SECOND LOCATION. 44 00:01:36,142 --> 00:01:37,443 LAMPASAS WAREHOUSE, 45 00:01:37,476 --> 00:01:40,713 WE GOTTA BE A FRANCHISE LIKE STARBUCKS. 46 00:01:40,746 --> 00:01:42,314 WELL, THEY MADE THE LETTERS SO BIG, 47 00:01:42,348 --> 00:01:44,550 I SAID, "JUST WRAP IT AROUND." 48 00:01:44,583 --> 00:01:48,287 SEE? 49 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,122 YOU NOTICE ANYTHING? 50 00:01:50,156 --> 00:01:52,892 - THEY MISSPELLED "LAMPASAS." 51 00:01:52,925 --> 00:01:55,394 THAT'S WHY WE DON'T GO OUT OF TOWN TO DO THIS KIND OF STUFF. 52 00:01:55,427 --> 00:01:57,229 - WE'RE NOT TAKING THIS ONE. 53 00:01:57,263 --> 00:01:58,330 - NO JOKE. 54 00:01:58,364 --> 00:01:59,598 - WE'LL TAKE THE OTHER TRAILER. 55 00:01:59,632 --> 00:02:03,536 - YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT-- LOOK--NOW LOOK AT IT. 56 00:02:03,569 --> 00:02:05,504 [sighs] 57 00:02:05,538 --> 00:02:08,641 - THAT'S JUST EMBARRASSING. 58 00:02:12,244 --> 00:02:14,013 - TODAY WE'RE IN MINERAL WELLS, TEXAS. 59 00:02:14,046 --> 00:02:18,317 MINERAL WELLS IS BEST KNOWN FOR ITS MINERAL WELLS. 60 00:02:18,350 --> 00:02:21,353 NOW, FAMOUS PEOPLE USED TO COME FROM ALL OVER 61 00:02:21,387 --> 00:02:23,889 TO DRINK THESE "HEALING WATERS." 62 00:02:23,923 --> 00:02:26,625 CELEBRITIES. [laughs] 63 00:02:26,659 --> 00:02:29,728 - THIS HOTEL RIGHT UP HERE IS THE BAKER HOTEL. 64 00:02:29,762 --> 00:02:31,664 A LOT OF MOVIE STARS STAYED HERE 65 00:02:31,697 --> 00:02:34,033 UNTIL ABOUT THE EARLY '60s, 66 00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:35,935 SO I'M LOOKING FOR LEFTOVERS FROM THAT ERA. 67 00:02:35,968 --> 00:02:38,904 PEOPLE PAY BIG MONEY FOR UNIQUE VINTAGE COLLECTIBLES, 68 00:02:38,938 --> 00:02:40,539 SO I WANT TO BE THE GUY TO SELL IT TO THEM. 69 00:02:40,573 --> 00:02:43,275 HERE, I WANT TO BE THE KING. I WANT TO BUILD MY EMPIRE. 70 00:02:43,309 --> 00:02:45,010 I'VE GOT THIS BIG VISION. 71 00:02:45,044 --> 00:02:46,445 INSTEAD OF HAVING A THRIFT STORE, 72 00:02:46,478 --> 00:02:48,914 I WANT TO CHANGE IT TO MORE OF AN ANTIQUE DESTINATION. 73 00:02:48,948 --> 00:02:50,983 OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT WHO'S HERE. 74 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:56,455 [horn honks] 75 00:02:56,488 --> 00:02:58,090 - VICTOR JUST GAVE US THAT ULTIMATE SIGN 76 00:02:58,123 --> 00:03:01,393 THAT WE'RE NUMBER ONE. 77 00:03:01,427 --> 00:03:02,695 - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY GATHER 'ROUND. 78 00:03:02,728 --> 00:03:04,063 ONCE WE OPEN THE UNIT, 79 00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:05,698 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. 80 00:03:05,731 --> 00:03:07,900 THERE'S NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES. 81 00:03:07,933 --> 00:03:09,868 EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE A CASH-ONLY SALE. 82 00:03:09,902 --> 00:03:12,204 PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKET. 83 00:03:12,238 --> 00:03:14,006 ARE YOU READY TO GO? - LET'S GO! 84 00:03:14,039 --> 00:03:15,474 - HAMMER UP! LET'S GO! 85 00:03:19,645 --> 00:03:22,114 - IT'S GONNA GET HOT OUT FAST. LET'S GET THIS THING ROLLING. 86 00:03:22,147 --> 00:03:25,184 THERE'S SOMEBODY I RECOGNIZE. 87 00:03:25,217 --> 00:03:26,919 NO, I GUESS NOT. 88 00:03:26,952 --> 00:03:29,622 WHO IS THAT WOMAN? 89 00:03:29,655 --> 00:03:32,491 WHEREVER THOSE BOOTS ARE GOING, I'LL BE FOLLOWING. 90 00:03:32,524 --> 00:03:34,193 OTHER THAN YOURS TRULY, 91 00:03:34,226 --> 00:03:36,161 WE DON'T GET TOO MANY LOOKERS AT THESE THINGS. 92 00:03:36,195 --> 00:03:37,663 - SO, MY SHOP IN DALLAS, 93 00:03:37,696 --> 00:03:41,333 MOSTLY I TAKE THE STUFF AND PAINT IT AND FIX IT UP, 94 00:03:41,367 --> 00:03:43,269 SO THAT WAY, I CAN MARK IT UP A LITTLE. 95 00:03:43,302 --> 00:03:44,903 MY NAME IS JENNY GRUMBLES, 96 00:03:44,937 --> 00:03:47,473 AND I OWN A STORE IN DALLAS CALLED UPTOWN COUNTRY HOME. 97 00:03:56,749 --> 00:03:58,384 I LIKE ALL THESE CHAIRS. 98 00:03:58,417 --> 00:04:00,386 - BUT YOU DON'T SEE WHAT I SEE. - I THOUGHT-- 99 00:04:00,419 --> 00:04:01,387 - OH, GOD. - OH, REALLY? 100 00:04:01,420 --> 00:04:02,554 I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU SEE? 101 00:04:02,588 --> 00:04:03,722 - LEAN IN A LITTLE BIT AND TAKE A LITTLE SNIFF. 102 00:04:03,756 --> 00:04:04,957 - HOW WOULD HE EVEN KNOW WHAT I WANT? 103 00:04:04,990 --> 00:04:06,892 THIS GUY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I DO. 104 00:04:06,925 --> 00:04:07,993 - LOOK AT THE COUCH. IT'S ALL TORE UP. 105 00:04:08,027 --> 00:04:09,061 IT'S--IT'S FADED. 106 00:04:09,094 --> 00:04:10,496 - I'M LOOKING FOR USED FURNITURE 107 00:04:10,529 --> 00:04:12,598 THAT I CAN REFURBISH AND SELL IN MY SHOP. 108 00:04:12,631 --> 00:04:15,768 - IT SMELLS LIKE BUBBA AND RICKY'S BEDROOM. 109 00:04:15,801 --> 00:04:17,036 - I DON'T KNOW. 110 00:04:17,069 --> 00:04:18,470 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S THINKING. 111 00:04:18,504 --> 00:04:19,838 THAT'S A PILE OF JUNK. 112 00:04:19,872 --> 00:04:23,008 - [groans] LOOK AT ALL THIS. - IT'S GIVING BIRTH. 113 00:04:23,042 --> 00:04:25,244 THIS STUFF HAS BEEN USED AND ABUSED. 114 00:04:25,277 --> 00:04:27,313 I'M THINKING THIS MAY BE SOMEBODY'S REC ROOM, 115 00:04:27,346 --> 00:04:30,582 AND BY "REC," I MEAN "WRECK." 116 00:04:30,616 --> 00:04:31,583 - SELL MY LITTLE HOUSEHOLD LOCKER HERE. 117 00:04:31,617 --> 00:04:33,352 - 50 RIGHT HERE. - 75. 118 00:04:33,385 --> 00:04:35,854 - NOW 75, AND 100. - 100 RIGHT HERE. 119 00:04:35,888 --> 00:04:37,423 - NOW 125. - 125. 120 00:04:37,456 --> 00:04:38,991 - 125, 150. - 150. 121 00:04:39,024 --> 00:04:40,125 - 150. - 175. 122 00:04:40,159 --> 00:04:42,061 - 175, AND 200. [auctioneering] 123 00:04:42,094 --> 00:04:44,129 A BID OF 200 THERE. NOW 225. 124 00:04:44,163 --> 00:04:45,731 - 225. - 225 THERE. 125 00:04:45,764 --> 00:04:48,233 NOW 250 THERE, NOW 275 TO YOU. - 275. 126 00:04:48,267 --> 00:04:49,768 - 275, AND 300. NOW 300. 127 00:04:49,802 --> 00:04:51,270 ANYBODY GIVE 300? 300. 128 00:04:51,303 --> 00:04:53,372 LAST CALL, 300. WANT TO GIVE 300? 129 00:04:53,405 --> 00:04:56,075 I SOLD IT, $275. 130 00:04:56,108 --> 00:04:58,577 [applause] 131 00:04:58,610 --> 00:04:59,812 - YAY. 132 00:04:59,845 --> 00:05:01,914 - I PAID A LITTLE MORE THAN I WANTED, 133 00:05:01,947 --> 00:05:03,649 BUT I'M GONNA GIVE THE STUFF A FACELIFT, 134 00:05:03,682 --> 00:05:05,217 AND IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 135 00:05:14,827 --> 00:05:16,829 - Y'ALL STAY BACK. WE'RE GONNA COME FROM THIS WAY. 136 00:05:16,862 --> 00:05:18,931 - NO, IT'S PRETTY EVIDENT WHAT'S IN HERE, HUH? 137 00:05:18,964 --> 00:05:20,399 THAT'S A NICE WASHER AND DRYER SET. 138 00:05:20,432 --> 00:05:22,167 I'LL PLAY ON THAT IF IT'S CHEAP ENOUGH. 139 00:05:22,201 --> 00:05:25,237 - SEE, IT'S ALL ABOUT THIS THING CALLED SUPPLY AND "DE MAN," 140 00:05:25,270 --> 00:05:26,505 SO WE'RE TRYING TO SUPPLY "DE MAN" 141 00:05:26,538 --> 00:05:29,408 WITH ALL SORTS OF COOL STUFF. 142 00:05:29,441 --> 00:05:31,944 - THE WASHER AND DRYER? THAT'S A QUICK BUCK. 143 00:05:31,977 --> 00:05:33,545 WHO KNOWS WHAT'S IN THE DRAWERS ON THAT DRESSER? 144 00:05:33,579 --> 00:05:36,014 LOOK, THIS DOESN'T SCREAM ANTIQUE DESTINATION, 145 00:05:36,048 --> 00:05:39,184 BUT THE WASHER AND DRYER, THAT'S MONEY IN THE BANK. 146 00:05:39,218 --> 00:05:41,754 - THAT PIECE, I COULD TAKE IT AND PAINT IT 147 00:05:41,787 --> 00:05:42,955 AND PUT NEW HARDWARE ON IT 148 00:05:42,988 --> 00:05:44,490 AND PROBABLY SELL IT FOR, LIKE, 350, 149 00:05:44,523 --> 00:05:46,325 AFTER I MAKE IT CUTE AGAIN. 150 00:05:46,358 --> 00:05:47,493 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 151 00:05:47,526 --> 00:05:48,694 SELL MY LITTLE WASHER-DRYER UNIT HERE. 152 00:05:48,727 --> 00:05:51,063 - 50 RIGHT HERE. - 50, NOW 75. 153 00:05:51,096 --> 00:05:52,531 75. NOW IT'S 100. 154 00:05:52,564 --> 00:05:53,832 I'M LOOKING FOR 100. - 100 RIGHT HERE. 155 00:05:53,866 --> 00:05:55,467 - 100, AND 125, AND-- - 125. 156 00:05:55,501 --> 00:05:56,902 - WE HAVE 125. - 150 RIGHT HERE. 157 00:05:56,935 --> 00:05:58,804 - 150 THERE. NOW 175. 175. 158 00:05:58,837 --> 00:06:00,038 - YEAH. - 175 THERE. 159 00:06:00,072 --> 00:06:02,307 - 200 RIGHT HERE. - 200 THERE. 225. 160 00:06:02,341 --> 00:06:03,475 - YEAH. - 225. 161 00:06:03,509 --> 00:06:05,177 - 250 RIGHT HERE. - 250 AND 275. 162 00:06:05,210 --> 00:06:08,280 WANNA GIVE 275? LAST CALL, 275. 163 00:06:08,313 --> 00:06:10,649 SOLD IT RIGHT THERE, $250 IN THE CLIP. 164 00:06:10,682 --> 00:06:11,984 $250. 165 00:06:12,017 --> 00:06:13,886 - THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 166 00:06:13,919 --> 00:06:15,988 I DON'T REALLY LIKE THE WAY THIS LOCKER WAS PACKED. 167 00:06:16,021 --> 00:06:18,824 I WOULD NEVER PUT A DRESSER ON TOP OF A WASHER AND DRYER, 168 00:06:18,857 --> 00:06:20,492 BUT IT'S UP THERE FOR A REASON. 169 00:06:20,526 --> 00:06:22,127 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - JENNY. 170 00:06:22,161 --> 00:06:23,562 - YOU WANT TO BUY A WASHER AND DRYER? 171 00:06:23,595 --> 00:06:25,931 - NO, THANK YOU. THAT'S WHY I QUIT BIDDING. 172 00:06:25,964 --> 00:06:26,932 I WANTED YOU TO HAVE IT. 173 00:06:26,965 --> 00:06:28,634 - OH, STOP IT NOW. STOP IT. 174 00:06:28,667 --> 00:06:30,469 - I WANTED THE DRESSER, THOUGH. - OH, WELL, THE DRESSER. 175 00:06:30,502 --> 00:06:31,503 WE CAN MAKE A DEAL ON THE DRESSER FOR SURE. 176 00:06:31,537 --> 00:06:32,671 - ALL RIGHT. 177 00:06:32,704 --> 00:06:34,239 - SO, YEAH, YOU GOTTA GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER. 178 00:06:34,273 --> 00:06:36,208 WHAT? FOR A BUSINESS DEAL. 179 00:06:36,241 --> 00:06:38,010 - I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA GIVE YOU MY NUMBER TODAY. 180 00:06:38,043 --> 00:06:39,745 IT'S NOT A NICE ENOUGH DRESSER. 181 00:06:39,778 --> 00:06:41,079 - VICTOR'S LIKE A FISH. 182 00:06:41,113 --> 00:06:43,782 HE JUST CAN'T RESIST SOMETHING SHINY AND BLONDE. 183 00:06:43,816 --> 00:06:47,085 VICTOR, YOUR WIFE CALLED AND SAID, "BRING DIAPERS AND MILK." 184 00:06:47,119 --> 00:06:48,720 [laughter] 185 00:06:48,754 --> 00:06:50,255 - IS HE MARRIED? - OH, YEAH. 186 00:06:50,289 --> 00:06:51,957 - SOMEONE MARRIED HIM? 187 00:06:51,990 --> 00:06:55,360 [laughter] 188 00:07:04,369 --> 00:07:06,171 - I COULD SMELL THAT ONE FROM HERE. 189 00:07:06,205 --> 00:07:07,706 I'M NOT GONNA BUILD MY EMPIRE 190 00:07:07,739 --> 00:07:10,108 WITH A LOCKER I COULD SMELL FROM TEN FEET AWAY. 191 00:07:10,142 --> 00:07:12,444 - I DON'T THINK IT SMELLS THAT BAD. 192 00:07:12,478 --> 00:07:14,146 I LOVE THIS CHAIR HERE. 193 00:07:14,179 --> 00:07:16,215 THERE'S THIS LITTLE VINTAGE GREEN OTTOMAN. 194 00:07:16,248 --> 00:07:18,484 THIS LOCKER IS PERFECT FOR ME. 195 00:07:18,517 --> 00:07:21,253 THERE'S SOME CUTE POTENTIAL IN THIS ONE. 196 00:07:21,286 --> 00:07:24,623 - IT'S BEEN HERE A WHILE. - IT HAS BEEN HERE A WHILE. 197 00:07:24,656 --> 00:07:26,291 LOTS OF DUST AND TRASH BAGS. 198 00:07:26,325 --> 00:07:27,993 WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH THIS. 199 00:07:28,026 --> 00:07:29,261 THIS IS AN OLD LADY'S LOCKER. 200 00:07:29,294 --> 00:07:30,362 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 201 00:07:30,395 --> 00:07:31,630 SELL MY LITTLE BOX LOT UNIT HERE. 202 00:07:31,663 --> 00:07:33,131 MONEY, MONEY. WANNA DO 50? - 50. 203 00:07:33,165 --> 00:07:35,601 - 50 THERE. NOW 100. BID OF 100 THERE. NOW 150. 204 00:07:35,634 --> 00:07:37,069 200, 200, 200, BID OF 200. - 200. 205 00:07:37,102 --> 00:07:39,705 - 200 THERE. NOW 225. 225 THERE. NOW 250. 206 00:07:39,738 --> 00:07:41,240 - 250. - 250 THERE. THANK YOU. 207 00:07:41,273 --> 00:07:42,774 NOW 275. 208 00:07:42,808 --> 00:07:44,676 275, AND 300. GOT A LITTLE WAR UP FRONT. 209 00:07:44,710 --> 00:07:46,178 NOW 300. - 300. 210 00:07:46,211 --> 00:07:47,446 - 300. NOW 325. 211 00:07:47,479 --> 00:07:49,681 - DANG! THIS GIRL PLANNING ON BUYING EVERY LOCKER? 212 00:07:49,715 --> 00:07:51,984 - 325. LAST CALL, 325. 213 00:07:52,017 --> 00:07:54,319 I SOLD IT, $300, RIGHT HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 214 00:07:54,353 --> 00:07:56,221 THANK YOU. [applause] 215 00:07:56,255 --> 00:07:59,491 [insects buzzing] - SON OF A BITCH. 216 00:07:59,525 --> 00:08:04,062 - ARE ALL THOSE FLIES COMING OUT OF THE LOCKER I JUST BOUGHT? 217 00:08:05,197 --> 00:08:08,066 DID I JUST BUY $300 WORTH OF TERMITES? 218 00:08:13,939 --> 00:08:16,174 - CLOSE THAT DOOR. YOU'RE GETTING TERMITES ALL OVER US. 219 00:08:16,208 --> 00:08:18,944 - THERE ARE TERMITES EVERYWHERE. 220 00:08:18,977 --> 00:08:22,080 EVERYBODY'S SWATTING AND RUNNING AWAY. 221 00:08:22,114 --> 00:08:25,150 AND I THINK THERE'S STILL WINGS, LIKE, IN MY TEETH. 222 00:08:25,183 --> 00:08:27,252 OH, THERE IS ANOTHER TERMITE. 223 00:08:27,286 --> 00:08:28,353 - I'LL GET IT. - GET IT, VIC. 224 00:08:28,387 --> 00:08:29,655 - NO. EW, GET AWAY. [laughter] 225 00:08:29,688 --> 00:08:31,123 BECAUSE I SPENT MOST OF MY MONEY 226 00:08:31,156 --> 00:08:33,892 AND JUST, LIKE, RELEASED THIS PLAGUE ON THE CROWD... 227 00:08:33,926 --> 00:08:36,161 SO SORRY ABOUT THE TERMITES. 228 00:08:36,194 --> 00:08:37,262 I'M GONNA TAKE A BREAK 229 00:08:37,296 --> 00:08:39,197 AND GO CHECK OUT THE FIRST LOCKER I BOUGHT. 230 00:08:40,699 --> 00:08:43,101 OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT IN HERE. 231 00:08:45,137 --> 00:08:48,307 LET'S CHECK OUT THIS RUG. 232 00:08:48,340 --> 00:08:50,242 IT SMELLS REALLY BAD. 233 00:08:50,275 --> 00:08:53,312 THE RUG SMELLS LIKE PEE, BUT AT LEAST THERE'S NO TERMITES. 234 00:08:53,345 --> 00:08:56,048 WHAT I REALLY WANT TO SEE IS THESE CHAIRS. 235 00:08:56,081 --> 00:08:57,983 SEE? THESE ARE CUTE CHAIRS. 236 00:08:58,016 --> 00:09:01,386 I CAN PAINT 'EM, RE-COVER THESE SEATS. 237 00:09:01,420 --> 00:09:03,622 SET OF FOUR CHAIRS. SCORE. 238 00:09:05,691 --> 00:09:08,427 IT LOOKS LIKE A NICE OLD WOOD TABLETOP. 239 00:09:09,895 --> 00:09:13,298 MY CUSTOMERS ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A CUTE TABLE AND CHAIRS 240 00:09:13,332 --> 00:09:14,733 FOR THEIR KIDS TO PLAY ON, 241 00:09:14,766 --> 00:09:16,935 AND THIS SET COULD BE ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE. 242 00:09:18,236 --> 00:09:20,238 THIS IS A CUTE TV STAND. 243 00:09:20,272 --> 00:09:22,741 WELL, IT'S ACTUALLY UGLY RIGHT NOW. 244 00:09:22,774 --> 00:09:26,411 IT'S ANOTHER LITTLE TV CABINET. 245 00:09:26,445 --> 00:09:29,281 THE STRUCTURE OF ALL THIS FURNITURE IS REALLY GOOD. 246 00:09:29,314 --> 00:09:30,749 IT'S JUST A LITTLE DIRTY, 247 00:09:30,782 --> 00:09:32,784 BUT I COULD TOTALLY TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE. 248 00:09:32,818 --> 00:09:35,420 ALL IN ALL, I'M HAPPY FOR MY FIRST UNIT. 249 00:09:40,359 --> 00:09:42,761 - OH, MAN! 250 00:09:42,794 --> 00:09:43,962 - WHOA. 251 00:09:43,996 --> 00:09:45,230 - MY BACK HURTS ALREADY. - HOW BIG IS THIS ONE? 252 00:09:45,263 --> 00:09:47,399 - 10x17, FOLKS. IT GOES DEEP. 253 00:09:47,432 --> 00:09:49,668 IT GOES ALL THE WAY TO THE BACK WALL. 254 00:09:49,701 --> 00:09:53,238 - THERE'S, LIKE, AN ART DECO MIRRORED HEADBOARD. 255 00:09:53,271 --> 00:09:56,575 THIS UNIT IS GONNA GO FOR A LOT OF MONEY THAT I DON'T HAVE, 256 00:09:56,608 --> 00:09:57,876 BECAUSE I ALREADY SPENT IT ALL. 257 00:09:57,909 --> 00:09:59,478 - I DO LIKE THESE TWO HARD HATS. 258 00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:00,812 INDICATES SOME TOOLS MAYBE. 259 00:10:00,846 --> 00:10:02,280 - THERE'S A DINETTE SET BACK THERE. 260 00:10:02,314 --> 00:10:04,016 - GOLF CLUBS. 261 00:10:04,049 --> 00:10:05,517 THAT DOLLY TELLS ME THEY BROUGHT EVERYTHING AND LEFT IT. 262 00:10:05,550 --> 00:10:06,518 - MM-HMM. 263 00:10:06,551 --> 00:10:08,020 - EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE. - YEAH. 264 00:10:08,053 --> 00:10:10,222 EVERYBODY AND THEIR MOTHER IS GONNA BE GUNNING FOR THIS ONE, 265 00:10:10,255 --> 00:10:12,157 SO BUBBA AND I ARE GONNA HAVE TO PLAY OUR CARDS RIGHT. 266 00:10:17,095 --> 00:10:18,063 OKAY. 267 00:10:18,096 --> 00:10:21,700 - WOW. THIS ROOM IS PACKED FULL. 268 00:10:21,733 --> 00:10:25,971 BACK IN NEW YORK, WE WOULD CALL THIS UNIT A B.O.A.T. UNIT. 269 00:10:26,004 --> 00:10:28,073 A "BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND" UNIT. 270 00:10:28,106 --> 00:10:29,741 I KNOW A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA WANT THIS ONE, 271 00:10:29,775 --> 00:10:31,943 SO I'M NOT GONNA BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND, 272 00:10:31,977 --> 00:10:33,679 BUT I'M GONNA MAKE SURE SOMEBODY ELSE DOES. 273 00:10:33,712 --> 00:10:36,815 - MAYBE Y'ALL COULD POOL YOUR MONEY TOGETHER. 274 00:10:36,848 --> 00:10:40,252 - CAN WE--BUBBA WANTS US TO POOL OUR MONEY TOGETHER. 275 00:10:40,285 --> 00:10:42,387 - I DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING WITH YOU. 276 00:10:42,421 --> 00:10:46,291 [laughter] 277 00:10:46,324 --> 00:10:47,359 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 278 00:10:47,392 --> 00:10:48,694 WHAT DO Y'ALL WANT TO GIVE NOW? 279 00:10:48,727 --> 00:10:50,262 - 500, WALT, RIGHT HERE. - 500. 280 00:10:50,295 --> 00:10:52,964 500, AND 600. A BID OF 600 THERE. NOW 700. 281 00:10:52,998 --> 00:10:55,033 - 700 RIGHT HERE. - 700. 700, NOW 800. 282 00:10:55,067 --> 00:10:56,635 [auctioneering] NOW 900. 283 00:10:56,668 --> 00:10:58,670 - 900 RIGHT HERE. - 900, NOW 1,000. 284 00:10:58,704 --> 00:11:00,539 - YEAH! - 1,000. NEW PLAYER. 285 00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,541 [auctioneering] NOW 1,100 IN THE BACK. 286 00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:03,709 NOW 1,200. - YES! 287 00:11:03,742 --> 00:11:05,143 - 1,300, NOW 1,300. - RIGHT HERE. 288 00:11:05,177 --> 00:11:08,447 - 1,300 HERE. NOW 1,400. 1,400, NOW 1,500. 289 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:10,082 - YES. - NOW 1,600. 290 00:11:10,115 --> 00:11:13,085 WOULD YOU GIVE 1,600? NOW 1,600, 1,600 GOING ONCE. 291 00:11:13,118 --> 00:11:14,352 - RIGHT HERE. 292 00:11:14,386 --> 00:11:15,921 - THAT NEW YORK MOTHER, 293 00:11:15,954 --> 00:11:18,190 HE JUST BIDS TO HEAR THE SOUND OF HIS OWN VOICE. 294 00:11:18,223 --> 00:11:19,191 - NOW 1,700. 295 00:11:19,224 --> 00:11:20,292 - YES. - DAMN. 296 00:11:20,325 --> 00:11:21,460 - 1,800. - RIGHT HERE. 297 00:11:21,493 --> 00:11:23,962 - 1,800. 1,900. 1,900. NOW 2,000. 298 00:11:23,995 --> 00:11:25,297 [auctioneering] - YEAH! 299 00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:26,665 - 2,100. - RIGHT HERE. 300 00:11:26,698 --> 00:11:28,200 - 2,200. - SURE. 301 00:11:28,233 --> 00:11:30,001 - 2,200, AND 2,300. - 2,300. 302 00:11:30,035 --> 00:11:31,503 - 2,300, NOW 2,400. - YES! 303 00:11:31,536 --> 00:11:33,338 - 2,400. - OH, MY GOD. 304 00:11:33,371 --> 00:11:35,073 - RIGHT HERE. - 2,500, NOW 2,600. 305 00:11:35,107 --> 00:11:38,176 - YEAH. - 2,600. NOW 2,700. 306 00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:40,178 LAST CALL. WILL YOU GIVE 2,700? 307 00:11:40,212 --> 00:11:43,081 2,700? I SOLD IT, $2,600. 308 00:11:43,115 --> 00:11:45,550 [applause] 309 00:11:45,584 --> 00:11:48,653 - THAT RASCAL VIC COST US, LIKE, 1,100 BUCKS. 310 00:11:48,687 --> 00:11:50,088 HE MIGHT HAVE JUST RUINED ANY CHANCE WE HAD 311 00:11:50,122 --> 00:11:51,389 OF MAKING A PROFIT. 312 00:11:53,525 --> 00:11:55,994 - SO I'M BACK AT MY TERMITE HIVE. 313 00:11:57,996 --> 00:12:01,032 I'M JUST HOPING I DIDN'T SPEND $300 ON A BUNCH OF BUGS. 314 00:12:01,066 --> 00:12:03,568 OH, GOD. WHOA. 315 00:12:03,602 --> 00:12:07,472 AAH-HA-HA! TERMITES! 316 00:12:07,506 --> 00:12:10,041 WHY DID I BUY THIS LOCKER? 317 00:12:10,075 --> 00:12:11,777 I'M GONNA ABANDON THE LOCKER 318 00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:14,012 AND JUST FORFEIT THE CLEANING DEPOSIT. 319 00:12:14,045 --> 00:12:16,047 I'M OUT. 320 00:12:16,081 --> 00:12:17,282 OH, GOD. 321 00:12:17,315 --> 00:12:19,117 - NOW, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT. 322 00:12:19,151 --> 00:12:22,954 I'M BACK AT THE LOCKER I PAID $250 FOR. 323 00:12:22,988 --> 00:12:25,023 THE WASHER AND DRYER, THAT'S A NO-BRAINER. 324 00:12:25,056 --> 00:12:28,059 YOU KNOW, A QUICK SALE IS $400 ON THOSE. 325 00:12:28,093 --> 00:12:30,729 AND THE MICROWAVE IS 40 BUCKS. 326 00:12:30,762 --> 00:12:33,598 BUT I THINK THAT DRESSER IS STACKED UP HIGH FOR A REASON. 327 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:38,804 AND WE HAVE A WALLET. 328 00:12:38,837 --> 00:12:42,374 A WALLET WITH NO MONEY IN IT. 329 00:12:42,407 --> 00:12:45,243 OH, THERE'S THE MONEY. IT'S PAYING BACK ALREADY. 330 00:12:45,277 --> 00:12:46,745 WE GOT 4 BUCKS. 331 00:12:46,778 --> 00:12:49,815 HEY, BUT IT'S 4 BUCKS MORE THAN I HAD. 332 00:12:49,848 --> 00:12:51,149 JUST A JACKET. 333 00:12:51,183 --> 00:12:53,318 NOTHING. NOTHING. 334 00:12:56,288 --> 00:12:56,421 OH, WE GOT SOMETHING. 335 00:12:59,057 --> 00:13:00,792 WOW. 336 00:13:00,826 --> 00:13:04,429 WHAT IS... 337 00:13:04,462 --> 00:13:07,432 UH, "L. BEZEMER"? 338 00:13:07,465 --> 00:13:10,168 AH, HERE'S THE KEY. 339 00:13:10,202 --> 00:13:11,703 A CIGAR CUTTER. 340 00:13:11,736 --> 00:13:14,306 CIGAR DRYER. 341 00:13:14,339 --> 00:13:16,241 YOU MAKE LITTLE HOMEMADE CIGARS IN HERE. 342 00:13:16,274 --> 00:13:18,510 THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF OBSCURE STUFF 343 00:13:18,543 --> 00:13:20,645 I'M LOOKING FOR TO UPGRADE MY SHOP. 344 00:13:20,679 --> 00:13:23,014 WELL, I GOT A COUPLE LIGHTERS. 345 00:13:23,048 --> 00:13:24,850 THIS ONE IS INTERESTING. 346 00:13:24,883 --> 00:13:26,885 THIS CIGAR MOLD SEEMS PRETTY SPECIAL, 347 00:13:26,918 --> 00:13:28,653 AND THE LIGHTER MIGHT BE WORTH SOMETHING TOO, 348 00:13:28,687 --> 00:13:31,256 SO I'M GONNA TAKE IT TO AN OLD FRIEND FOR A LOOK-SEE. 349 00:13:33,058 --> 00:13:37,762 - WE GOT $2,600 TO MAKE UP ON THIS BIG OLD MAMAJAMA OF A HAUL. 350 00:13:37,796 --> 00:13:39,364 HERE THEY ARE NOW. 351 00:13:39,397 --> 00:13:40,498 - TO GET THIS BIG OLD UNIT MOVED, 352 00:13:40,532 --> 00:13:42,200 WE HAD TO CALL IN THE REINFORCEMENTS. 353 00:13:42,234 --> 00:13:43,735 - OKAY, GUYS. 354 00:13:43,768 --> 00:13:45,604 - THERE'S SOME GARBAGE. 355 00:13:45,637 --> 00:13:48,240 - YEAH, GO AHEAD AND DILAPIDATE THAT. 356 00:13:48,273 --> 00:13:50,075 - SOME OLD CLUBS. PROBABLY 40 BUCKS. 357 00:13:50,108 --> 00:13:53,178 - OLD BRASS TOP LAMP, ANOTHER 20 BUCKS. 358 00:13:53,211 --> 00:13:55,780 - THAT'S RICKY'S HOME COMPUTER TODAY. 359 00:13:55,814 --> 00:13:57,382 - HERE'S A GRILL. 20 BUCKS. 360 00:13:57,415 --> 00:13:59,284 - ALUMINUM DISHES. 361 00:13:59,317 --> 00:14:00,819 - THERE'S 20 BUCKS RIGHT THERE. - YEAH. 362 00:14:00,852 --> 00:14:03,622 - GOOD KNIFE. THERE'S ANOTHER 20 BUCKS. 363 00:14:03,655 --> 00:14:06,024 THAT'S A SOFA/LOVE. THAT'S GONNA BRING 300. 364 00:14:06,057 --> 00:14:08,927 - HERE'S A NICE CHINA CABINET. - YEAH, 600. 365 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,029 - LOCKERS LIKE THIS, IT'S GOOD FOR THE STORE, 366 00:14:11,062 --> 00:14:13,798 IT'S GOOD FOR THE FRANCHISE, BUT IT'S A LOT OF WORK. 367 00:14:13,832 --> 00:14:16,067 - I SEE TOOLS, WORKING STUFF. 368 00:14:16,101 --> 00:14:17,769 "DE MAN" IS HIGH ON THESE THINGS, 369 00:14:17,802 --> 00:14:19,170 AND WE'VE GOT TO SUPPLY HIM A LOT. 370 00:14:19,204 --> 00:14:20,438 HE NEEDS A LOT. 371 00:14:20,472 --> 00:14:24,276 AMERICAN-MADE AIR COMPRESSOR. 250. 372 00:14:24,309 --> 00:14:28,380 - NICE LITTLE TREADMILL. 373 00:14:28,413 --> 00:14:29,814 - IT AIN'T GOT NO ARMS. YOU GOTTA PULL 'EM UP. 374 00:14:29,848 --> 00:14:30,949 - WELL, THESE FOLD UP OR SOMETHING. 375 00:14:30,982 --> 00:14:32,050 - PULL 'EM OUT. THERE YOU GO. 376 00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:34,719 OH, I KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 377 00:14:34,753 --> 00:14:36,655 IT'S A TREADMILL FOR A FAT DOG. 378 00:14:36,688 --> 00:14:38,323 - IT'S A DOG TREADMILL? - YES, IT IS. 379 00:14:38,356 --> 00:14:39,991 - SHUT UP. 380 00:14:40,025 --> 00:14:42,260 IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY TO PUT YOUR DOG ON A DIET, 381 00:14:42,294 --> 00:14:44,329 YOU HAVE A LOT OF MONEY TO JUST WASTE. 382 00:14:44,362 --> 00:14:46,231 THE HAUL WAS GREAT. 383 00:14:46,264 --> 00:14:48,934 THE ONLY THING ON MY MIND WAS THAT STUPID DOG TREADMILL. 384 00:14:48,967 --> 00:14:51,236 WE DEFINITELY NEED TO GET THAT PPY CHECKED OUT. 385 00:14:53,939 --> 00:14:56,374 - I'M AT MY STORE, UPTOWN COUNTRY, 386 00:14:56,408 --> 00:14:58,443 WITH MY MOM AND MY FIANCE LOREN, 387 00:14:58,476 --> 00:15:02,280 AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW THEM ALL THE NEW STUFF I FINISHED. 388 00:15:02,314 --> 00:15:05,417 DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU I GOT TWO UGLY TV CABINETS? 389 00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:06,885 - YEAH. 390 00:15:06,918 --> 00:15:09,821 - THIS, I PUT AN ANTIQUE STAIN ON IT SO IT LOOKS OLDER. 391 00:15:09,854 --> 00:15:14,626 I ADDED THESE DECALS, AND THEN I PUT NAIL-HEAD TRIM ALONG IT. 392 00:15:14,659 --> 00:15:15,961 - NICE WORK. 393 00:15:15,994 --> 00:15:17,562 - WHAT KIND OF PRICE SHOULD WE PUT ON IT? 394 00:15:17,595 --> 00:15:21,900 - OKAY, LET'S GO 150. - ALL RIGHT, 150 IT IS. 395 00:15:21,933 --> 00:15:26,538 - OKAY, THIS TABLE WAS COVERED IN GROSS CIGARETTE BURNS. 396 00:15:26,571 --> 00:15:27,939 AND I DISTRESSED IT MORE, 397 00:15:27,973 --> 00:15:29,975 JUST SO IT KIND OF LOOKS A LITTLE VINTAGE-Y. 398 00:15:30,008 --> 00:15:31,276 - NICE. 399 00:15:31,309 --> 00:15:32,744 - THIS WAS UGLY BLACK. 400 00:15:32,777 --> 00:15:36,081 THE SEATS, THERE WAS OLD-- THE UGLIEST FABRIC EVER. 401 00:15:36,114 --> 00:15:38,049 - JUST DARLING. 402 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:40,385 - I SAY 300 FOR THIS ONE. 403 00:15:40,418 --> 00:15:43,421 THE TURQUOISE TABLE AND CHAIRS IS MORE FUN AND FUNKY, 404 00:15:43,455 --> 00:15:45,890 FOR LIKE A PLAYROOM OR A COLLEGE KID'S KITCHEN. 405 00:15:45,924 --> 00:15:47,692 VOILA. 406 00:15:47,726 --> 00:15:50,061 OKAY, SO THIS WAS ABSOLUTELY HIDEOUS TOO. 407 00:15:50,095 --> 00:15:52,697 I KEPT THE ORIGINAL HARDWARE, JUST PAINTED IT, 408 00:15:52,731 --> 00:15:55,800 AND THEN I PUT ANOTHER ANTIQUEY ON IT. 409 00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:57,202 BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART. 410 00:15:57,235 --> 00:16:00,839 IF YOU'RE WATCHING TV OVER THERE, YOU CAN ADJUST IT. 411 00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:02,140 - LOOK AT THAT. 412 00:16:02,173 --> 00:16:05,777 - SO, 185. DONE, PRICE TAG LADY. 413 00:16:05,810 --> 00:16:07,312 CUSTOMERS ARE GONNA COME IN, 414 00:16:07,345 --> 00:16:08,713 AND THEY'RE GONNA SELL LIKE THAT. 415 00:16:08,747 --> 00:16:11,182 OKAY, THIS ONE, THIS WAS YELLOW. 416 00:16:11,216 --> 00:16:15,086 THIS WAS BLUE VINYL, AND IT HAD CHUNKS TAKEN OUT OF IT. 417 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,055 - IT'S THE CUTEST THING IN THE WHOLE STORE. 418 00:16:17,088 --> 00:16:19,190 PRICE? - OKAY, 179. 419 00:16:19,224 --> 00:16:20,592 - OKAY. 420 00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:23,228 - ALTHOUGH THAT TERMITE LOCKER WAS A $300 BUST, 421 00:16:23,261 --> 00:16:25,897 I'M STILL GONNA MAKE A $240 PROFIT. 422 00:16:25,930 --> 00:16:27,699 NOT EXACTLY WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR, 423 00:16:27,732 --> 00:16:30,535 BUT I'M STILL GETTING THE HANG OF THIS STORAGE AUCTION THING, 424 00:16:30,568 --> 00:16:31,736 AND I'LL BE BACK. 425 00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:35,240 - I FOUND A WOODEN CIGAR MOLD IN MY LOCKER. 426 00:16:35,273 --> 00:16:36,741 NOW, I MAY KNOW ABOUT A LOT OF STUFF, 427 00:16:36,775 --> 00:16:38,009 BUT WHEN IT COMES TO WOOD, 428 00:16:38,043 --> 00:16:39,110 THERE'S ONLY ONE MAN FOR THE JOB. 429 00:16:39,144 --> 00:16:40,578 - ♪ HE'S MOE ♪ 430 00:16:40,612 --> 00:16:41,813 - ♪ MOE ♪ - ♪ MOE ♪ 431 00:16:41,846 --> 00:16:44,149 all: ♪ PRIGOFF ♪ 432 00:16:44,182 --> 00:16:46,384 - FROM THE SHAPE OF IT, IT'S GOTTA BE A CIGAR MOLD. 433 00:16:46,418 --> 00:16:47,619 - IT'S INTERESTING. 434 00:16:47,652 --> 00:16:49,621 I'M FAMILIAR WITH THE MAKER, BEZEMER. 435 00:16:49,654 --> 00:16:50,688 IT'S EUROPEAN. 436 00:16:50,722 --> 00:16:51,856 ROBERT? 437 00:16:51,890 --> 00:16:54,225 THIS IS ROBERT VALACHI. - WHAT'S UP, VIC? 438 00:16:54,259 --> 00:16:56,361 - HE'S MY GALLERY MANAGER. - OH, COOL. 439 00:16:56,394 --> 00:16:58,096 - AND MUCH SMARTER THAN I AM. - OH, COME ON, NOW. 440 00:16:58,129 --> 00:17:00,799 I DON'T BELIEVE THAT FOR A SECOND. 441 00:17:00,832 --> 00:17:02,267 - SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 442 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:03,735 - THAT'S A CIGAR MOLD. - YEAH. 443 00:17:03,768 --> 00:17:04,803 - AND IT'S PRETTY OLD. 444 00:17:04,836 --> 00:17:06,571 IT'S FROM, LIKE, THE EARLY 1900s. 445 00:17:06,604 --> 00:17:07,572 - WOW. SO, MOE, WHAT KIND OF WOOD 446 00:17:07,605 --> 00:17:08,873 DO YOU THINK IT'S MADE OUT OF? 447 00:17:08,907 --> 00:17:11,609 - [sniffs] 448 00:17:11,643 --> 00:17:14,479 IT'S PINE, BUT YOU CAN SMELL THE TOBACCO IN HERE. 449 00:17:14,512 --> 00:17:16,081 TAKE A WHIFF. 450 00:17:16,114 --> 00:17:17,282 - [sniffs] 451 00:17:17,315 --> 00:17:18,716 - SMELL THE OTHER SIDE. - I DON'T KNOW, MOE. 452 00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:20,351 - YOU CAN'T SMELL THAT? - [sniffs] 453 00:17:20,385 --> 00:17:22,754 YOUR SENSE OF SMELL MUST BE GREATLY LARGER THAN MINE. 454 00:17:22,787 --> 00:17:25,223 - MUCH LARGER. REMEMBER MY HERITAGE. 455 00:17:25,256 --> 00:17:26,524 - SO, MOE, AS IT SITS HERE, 456 00:17:26,558 --> 00:17:28,126 WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS THING IS WORTH? 457 00:17:28,159 --> 00:17:30,962 - WELL, IT'S OLD, BUT NOT THAT OLD, 458 00:17:30,995 --> 00:17:32,997 AND THEY MADE THOUSANDS OF THESE. 459 00:17:33,031 --> 00:17:34,132 - OKAY. 460 00:17:34,165 --> 00:17:37,001 - PROBABLY... 461 00:17:37,035 --> 00:17:38,470 A BUCK-50. 462 00:17:38,503 --> 00:17:41,639 - WELL, I WAS HOPING FOR A LITTLE BIT MORE, 463 00:17:41,673 --> 00:17:43,808 BUT, UH, THIS WAS THE GRAVY IN THAT ROOM. 464 00:17:43,842 --> 00:17:45,443 THE APPLIANCES, I ALREADY DOUBLED MY MONEY. 465 00:17:45,477 --> 00:17:47,579 NOT QUITE THE BIG SCORE I WAS LOOKING FOR, 466 00:17:47,612 --> 00:17:50,882 BUT HOPEFULLY THE GOLD LIGHTER'S WORTH SOMETHING. 467 00:17:50,915 --> 00:17:52,083 - THIS IS A GREAT PIECE. 468 00:17:52,117 --> 00:17:54,352 THIS IS A DUNHILL PETROL LIGHTER. 469 00:17:54,385 --> 00:17:55,420 - REALLY? 470 00:17:55,453 --> 00:17:57,055 - THAT'S 9-KARAT YELLOW GOLD. 471 00:17:57,088 --> 00:17:58,523 DURING THE ART DECO PERIOD, 472 00:17:58,556 --> 00:18:00,258 IT WAS, LIKE, A GENTLEMAN'S ACCESSORY. 473 00:18:00,291 --> 00:18:01,893 IT HAS A LITTLE PART THAT OPENS UP, 474 00:18:01,926 --> 00:18:03,628 AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY PUT A PICTURE INSIDE OF IT. 475 00:18:03,661 --> 00:18:05,630 IF YOU LOOK HERE, IT POPS OPEN, 476 00:18:05,663 --> 00:18:08,032 AND THEN YOU FLICK IT, AND THEN THE FLAME TURNS ON. 477 00:18:08,066 --> 00:18:09,367 - ROBBY, YOU KNOW, THEN YOU'RE THE PRO. 478 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,368 WHAT IS THAT WORTH? 479 00:18:10,401 --> 00:18:12,904 - I WOULD SAY ABOUT... 480 00:18:12,937 --> 00:18:15,740 $4,200. 481 00:18:15,773 --> 00:18:17,108 - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 482 00:18:17,142 --> 00:18:19,110 4,200 BUCKS FOR A LIGHTER, IMAGINE THAT. 483 00:18:19,144 --> 00:18:20,545 THESE TWO PIECES, 484 00:18:20,578 --> 00:18:23,014 THEY'RE GONNA BE A GREAT START TO MY ANTIQUE EMPIRE. 485 00:18:23,047 --> 00:18:25,150 THAT WAS JUST SOMETHING LAYING IN THE BOTTOM OF THE DRAWER. 486 00:18:25,183 --> 00:18:27,218 NOW YOU KNOW-- CHECK YOUR DRAWERS. 487 00:18:27,252 --> 00:18:29,287 - I ALWAYS CHECK MY DRAWERS. I'M A DOCTOR. 488 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,755 - [laughs] 489 00:18:30,788 --> 00:18:32,957 - I JUST HOPE THIS THING IS WORTH SOMETHING. 490 00:18:32,991 --> 00:18:34,592 - I HOPE IT IS TOO. 491 00:18:34,626 --> 00:18:36,528 BUBBA AND I FOUND A DOGGY TREADMILL IN OUR LOCKER, 492 00:18:36,561 --> 00:18:39,130 SO WE'RE HEADED OVER TO DOG CITY TO GET IT CHECKED OUT. 493 00:18:39,164 --> 00:18:41,099 IT'S A CITY RUN BY DOGS. 494 00:18:41,132 --> 00:18:43,201 TARBY, WE'RE GONNA GO GET YOU IN SHAPE. 495 00:18:43,234 --> 00:18:45,003 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE THE FAT GIRL. 496 00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:47,372 - RICKY'S WIFE DRESSED HIS DOG UP LIKE A DOG HOOKER. 497 00:18:47,405 --> 00:18:48,540 [snickers] 498 00:18:48,573 --> 00:18:49,841 NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. 499 00:18:49,874 --> 00:18:52,343 - THIS IS IT-- DOG CITY TRAINING CENTER. 500 00:18:52,377 --> 00:18:54,746 IT'S LIKE A FITNESS GYM FOR DOGS. 501 00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,918 - LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE. 502 00:18:59,951 --> 00:19:02,353 THIS IS THE PETZEN MODEL. 503 00:19:02,387 --> 00:19:04,289 GOT SIDES THAT PULL UP. 504 00:19:04,322 --> 00:19:07,292 JUST PULL THAT OUT THAT WAY. GOOD JOB. 505 00:19:07,325 --> 00:19:10,028 THIS COMES UP HERE, 506 00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:11,863 AND WE CAN PUT FOOD OR TREATS IN THIS BOWL. 507 00:19:11,896 --> 00:19:12,931 - OH. 508 00:19:12,964 --> 00:19:15,500 - AND THAT KEEPS THEM RIGHT POSITIONED 509 00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:16,968 IN THE CENTER OF THE TREADMILL. 510 00:19:17,001 --> 00:19:18,269 WE ALSO HAVE-- 511 00:19:18,303 --> 00:19:19,337 - IT KIND OF DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF THE TREADMILL, 512 00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:20,338 YOU FEEDING THEM WHILE THEY'RE-- 513 00:19:20,371 --> 00:19:21,472 - WELL, YOU ONLY FEED-- 514 00:19:21,506 --> 00:19:22,740 - LIKE, I'D BE ON THE TREADMILL TOO, 515 00:19:22,774 --> 00:19:23,841 IF THERE WAS, LIKE, A BACON BURGER RIGHT THERE. 516 00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:25,176 - [laughs] 517 00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:27,679 WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT-- WHAT YOU'VE GOT HERE. 518 00:19:27,712 --> 00:19:30,215 IT IS A USED TREADMILL, 519 00:19:30,248 --> 00:19:33,218 BUT IT STILL HAS THE CONTROLS COVERED UP WITH PLASTIC, 520 00:19:33,251 --> 00:19:36,788 SO IT COULD GO FOR, UM... 521 00:19:36,821 --> 00:19:37,789 MAYBE 650. 522 00:19:37,822 --> 00:19:39,190 - THAT'S GOOD. 523 00:19:39,224 --> 00:19:41,426 THAT BRINGS OUR TOTAL TO 6,100 BUCKS. 524 00:19:41,459 --> 00:19:43,995 I STILL THINK A DOG TREADMILL IS PRETTY STUPID, BUT, HEY, 525 00:19:44,028 --> 00:19:46,264 I'LL MAKE MONEY OFF OF STUPID ANY DAY. 526 00:19:46,297 --> 00:19:48,266 - SO, WE CAN GET TARBY ON HERE? 527 00:19:48,299 --> 00:19:51,302 - I THINK PROBABLY IT WOULD BE NOT THE BEST TIME 528 00:19:51,336 --> 00:19:52,737 TOET TARBY ON THE TREADMILL... 529 00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:54,138 [record scratches] 530 00:19:54,172 --> 00:19:57,976 BUT I DO HAVE A DOG THAT ALREADY KNOWS HOW TO DO A TREADMILL. 531 00:19:58,009 --> 00:20:00,044 - MY DOG KNOWS HOW TO WALK. 532 00:20:00,078 --> 00:20:02,347 - THAT'S-- ELLIE'S 18 WEEKS OLD. 533 00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:04,616 SHE THINKS IT'S A VERY FUN THING. 534 00:20:04,649 --> 00:20:06,417 - IT'S A DAMN TREADMILL. 535 00:20:06,451 --> 00:20:09,554 THE DOG'S GONNA FIGURE IT OUT, OR IT'S GONNA FLY OFF THE END. 536 00:20:09,587 --> 00:20:11,189 BE ON YOUTUBE. 537 00:20:11,222 --> 00:20:12,457 [Tarby panting] 538 00:20:15,159 --> 00:20:18,863 narrator: THE MINERAL WELLS WINNER WAS VICTOR RJESNJANSKY, 539 00:20:18,896 --> 00:20:23,101 WHOSE GOLD LIGHTER SPARKED A $4,500 PROFIT. 540 00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:26,704 RICKY AND BUBBA WALKED OFF WITH 3,500 BUCKS 541 00:20:26,738 --> 00:20:30,575 WITH THEIR TRUCK-BUSTING UNIT AND DOGGY TREADMILL, 542 00:20:30,608 --> 00:20:34,279 WHILE JENNY GRUMBLES WOULD HAVE MADE 240 BUCKS, 543 00:20:34,312 --> 00:20:38,716 BUT TERMITES CHEWED RIGHT THROUGH HER CLEANING DEPOSIT. 544 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:40,051 - ♪ WAH WAH ♪ 545 00:20:40,084 --> 00:20:42,220 DON'T YOU WISH YOU COULD DO THIS? 546 00:20:42,253 --> 00:20:44,322 - NO. - WHY? 547 00:20:44,355 --> 00:20:46,424 - BECAUSE THEN I WOULD LOOK LIKE... 548 00:20:46,457 --> 00:20:47,725 - LOOK LIKE WHAT? - YOU. 549 00:20:47,759 --> 00:20:48,826 THEN I WOULD LOOK LIKE YOU. 550 00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:50,762 - LIKE THIS? - LIKE WHAT? 551 00:20:50,795 --> 00:20:51,863 - LIKE THIS. 552 00:20:51,896 --> 00:20:53,865 - OH, YOU GOT SOME TERMITES ON YOUR-- 553 00:20:53,898 --> 00:20:56,334 - OH! HELP ME. - OH, THAT'S JUST YOUR MUSCLE. 554 00:20:56,367 --> 00:20:57,835 - OH, YOU-- - THOUGHT IT WAS A TERMITE. 555 00:20:57,869 --> 00:20:59,871 - THAT'S IT.