1 00:00:07,319 --> 00:00:10,990 male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED 2 00:00:11,023 --> 00:00:13,359 IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, 3 00:00:13,392 --> 00:00:15,995 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 4 00:00:16,028 --> 00:00:17,530 - THAT'S THE PRIZE. - 700. 5 00:00:17,563 --> 00:00:19,165 narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 6 00:00:19,198 --> 00:00:20,166 - YEAH. - YEAH. 7 00:00:20,199 --> 00:00:21,867 - RIGHT HERE. - YEAH! 8 00:00:21,901 --> 00:00:23,302 narrator: COMING UP... 9 00:00:23,335 --> 00:00:25,404 - AND LOOK, JERRY, IT'S GOT A JEWELRY BOX. 10 00:00:25,438 --> 00:00:26,572 - YEAH. - BRING IT. 11 00:00:26,605 --> 00:00:28,174 I WANT MY JEWELRY. 12 00:00:28,207 --> 00:00:29,575 - ALL I'M SEEING IS ZEROS. 13 00:00:29,608 --> 00:00:30,976 I'M WORRIED MY LUCK HAS RUN OUT. 14 00:00:31,010 --> 00:00:33,212 THIS IS A DISASTER. 15 00:00:33,245 --> 00:00:34,380 [thunder] - UH-OH. 16 00:00:34,413 --> 00:00:35,481 - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 17 00:00:35,514 --> 00:00:37,249 LESA! - JERRY! TORNADO! 18 00:00:37,283 --> 00:00:39,919 IT'S COMING! 19 00:00:39,952 --> 00:00:42,922 [country rock music] 20 00:00:42,955 --> 00:00:44,790 - THAT'S THE GRAVY TRAIN RIGHT THERE. 21 00:00:44,824 --> 00:00:47,293 - YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. 22 00:00:47,326 --> 00:00:49,795 - JERRY! MY STORE IS ON THE LINE HERE. 23 00:00:49,829 --> 00:00:52,298 - THIS IS ALL PROFIT. IT'S FABULOUS! 24 00:00:52,331 --> 00:00:59,105 ♪ ♪ 25 00:00:59,138 --> 00:01:01,307 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 26 00:01:01,340 --> 00:01:03,209 ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ 27 00:01:03,242 --> 00:01:08,147 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 28 00:01:08,180 --> 00:01:09,982 - AND IT'S SOLD! 29 00:01:15,588 --> 00:01:17,022 - TODAY, WE'RE IN EAST TEXAS. 30 00:01:17,056 --> 00:01:19,125 THE WEATHER REPORT'S CALLING FOR RAIN, 31 00:01:19,158 --> 00:01:21,327 SO HOPEFULLY WE'LL GET ALL THESE LOCKERS SOLD 32 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:22,561 BEFORE WE ALL GET WET. 33 00:01:22,595 --> 00:01:24,663 - SO, JERRY, I'M THINKING ABOUT, YOU KNOW, 34 00:01:24,697 --> 00:01:26,599 EXPANDING OUR ANTIQUE DEPARTMENT. 35 00:01:26,632 --> 00:01:28,167 - WE GOT AN ANTIQUE DEPARTMENT? 36 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,235 - YEAH, WE'VE GOT AN ANTIQUE DEPARTMENT. 37 00:01:29,268 --> 00:01:30,569 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANTIQUES? 38 00:01:30,603 --> 00:01:32,671 - YEAH, I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH ONE EVERY DAY. 39 00:01:32,705 --> 00:01:34,640 - THAT'S NOT VERY NICE. 40 00:01:34,673 --> 00:01:36,475 - YOU KNOW, IF YOU TOOK A CLASS FOR ANTIQUES, 41 00:01:36,509 --> 00:01:38,043 THAT MIGHT MAKE IT A LITTLE MORE EASY, 42 00:01:38,077 --> 00:01:40,312 BUT FIRST YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW IF IT'S ANTIQUE. 43 00:01:40,346 --> 00:01:41,780 - I DON'T NEED TO TAKE A CLASS. 44 00:01:41,814 --> 00:01:43,315 I THINK I'LL DO OKAY WITH WHAT I KNOW. 45 00:01:43,349 --> 00:01:48,053 - WELL, THAT REMAINS TO BE SEEN. 46 00:01:48,087 --> 00:01:50,623 - BUBBA AND I NEED TO FIND SOME QUALITY HOUSEHOLD ITEMS 47 00:01:50,656 --> 00:01:51,790 TO FILL OUR SHELVES. 48 00:01:51,824 --> 00:01:53,225 WE'RE NOT GONNA LET A LITTLE RAIN 49 00:01:53,259 --> 00:01:55,094 GET IN THE WAY OF US MAKING MONEY. 50 00:01:55,127 --> 00:01:58,731 - IT IS GONNA BE A STORM. - I KNOW IT. 51 00:01:58,764 --> 00:02:02,201 - TODAY, I'M WEARING MY LUCKY COAT AND I LOOK GOOD. 52 00:02:02,234 --> 00:02:04,170 WHEN I LOOK GOOD, I FEEL GOOD. 53 00:02:04,203 --> 00:02:05,871 WHEN I FEEL GOOD, I BUY GOOD. 54 00:02:05,905 --> 00:02:08,140 - MOE LOOKS LIKE A RETIRED, GAY PIMP. 55 00:02:08,174 --> 00:02:09,808 IS THAT YOUR LUCKY COAT? 56 00:02:09,842 --> 00:02:13,445 - AND MY LUCKY NUMBER. 57 00:02:13,479 --> 00:02:15,047 - WHAT'S GOING ON, MR. MOE? 58 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:16,382 - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR TODAY? 59 00:02:16,415 --> 00:02:17,983 - I'M LOOKING FOR BIG COMMERCIAL STUFF. 60 00:02:18,017 --> 00:02:19,718 I'M SICK OF DIGGING THROUGH LOW-END LOCKERS. 61 00:02:19,752 --> 00:02:21,954 TODAY IT'S BIG COMMERCIAL ITEMS ONLY. 62 00:02:21,987 --> 00:02:23,956 I MEAN, UNLESS IT'S HIGH-END, I'M NOT GOING FOR IT. 63 00:02:23,989 --> 00:02:25,491 - LOOKIT, IT'S SPRINKLING NOW. 64 00:02:25,524 --> 00:02:26,926 YOU'VE GOT ONE MINUTE, WALT. 65 00:02:26,959 --> 00:02:29,595 - THE FORECAST HAS TURNED FROM RAIN TO THUNDERSTORMS, 66 00:02:29,628 --> 00:02:31,697 SO WE GOT TO GET THIS AUCTION DONE QUICK. 67 00:02:31,730 --> 00:02:32,865 ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 68 00:02:32,898 --> 00:02:34,166 HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. 69 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:35,467 WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. 70 00:02:35,501 --> 00:02:37,002 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. 71 00:02:37,036 --> 00:02:38,571 NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES. 72 00:02:38,604 --> 00:02:40,206 ARE YOU READY TO GO? [all shouting] 73 00:02:40,239 --> 00:02:42,174 HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! 74 00:02:45,110 --> 00:02:47,112 [cheering] 75 00:02:51,850 --> 00:02:53,652 - GOT A HARD ROCK MAPLE TABLE, 76 00:02:53,686 --> 00:02:54,720 FOUR OR FIVE CHAIRS. 77 00:02:54,753 --> 00:02:55,955 - I'M NOT IMPRESSED. - NOT SEEING IT. 78 00:02:55,988 --> 00:02:57,790 - BUBBA AND I WANT TO GO FOR HOUSEHOLD STUFF, 79 00:02:57,823 --> 00:03:00,125 BUT THIS ONE'S JUST NOT UP TO SNUFF. 80 00:03:00,159 --> 00:03:01,694 - THE FURNITURE IS WEAK. 81 00:03:01,727 --> 00:03:04,530 A LOT OF CHRISTMAS STUFF AND SOME CLOTHES BACK THERE. 82 00:03:04,563 --> 00:03:05,764 THESE ARE LOW-END ITEMS. 83 00:03:05,798 --> 00:03:07,800 I WOULDN'T BUY THIS WITH LESA'S MONEY. 84 00:03:07,833 --> 00:03:09,268 - WE'VE GOT A BIG POWER WHEELS, 85 00:03:09,301 --> 00:03:11,770 TABLE AND CHAIRS, A STAINLESS STEEL MICROWAVE. 86 00:03:11,804 --> 00:03:13,839 I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY ANTIQUES IN HERE, 87 00:03:13,872 --> 00:03:15,507 BUT I CAN SELL THE HELL OUT OF THIS STUFF. 88 00:03:15,541 --> 00:03:18,110 - I SEE A REALLY ORNATE DOOR. 89 00:03:18,143 --> 00:03:19,678 THAT TELLS ME SOME OTHER GREAT STUFF 90 00:03:19,712 --> 00:03:20,746 MIGHT BE HIDING IN THERE. 91 00:03:20,779 --> 00:03:22,748 IT GON' BE A FIGHT. 92 00:03:22,781 --> 00:03:24,617 - ALL RIGHT, SELL MY LITTLE HOUSEHOLD UNIT HERE. 93 00:03:24,650 --> 00:03:25,818 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO GIVE HERE? 94 00:03:25,851 --> 00:03:27,553 - $100. - $100. I HAVE $100 HERE. 95 00:03:27,586 --> 00:03:31,123 I'VE GOT $200. NOW $300. - $275. 96 00:03:31,156 --> 00:03:33,892 - $275. MORE THAN I HAD. NOW $300. WILL YOU GIVE $300? 97 00:03:33,926 --> 00:03:36,395 NOW $350. - ALL RIGHT, FIGHTING TIME. 98 00:03:36,428 --> 00:03:37,696 LET'S DO THIS. BRING IT. 99 00:03:37,730 --> 00:03:40,566 - IT'S AT $350 NOW. $375. $375. 100 00:03:40,599 --> 00:03:43,135 WOULD YOU GIVE $375? $400. - BRING IT. 101 00:03:43,168 --> 00:03:45,671 - $400. NOW $425. LET'S DO THAT, $425. 102 00:03:45,704 --> 00:03:46,872 NOW $450. - BRING IT. 103 00:03:46,905 --> 00:03:48,974 - [auctioneering] 104 00:03:49,008 --> 00:03:51,076 - I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING FOR VICTOR'S OPINION. 105 00:03:51,110 --> 00:03:53,545 - $500, $500. I HAVE $500. NOW $550. 106 00:03:53,579 --> 00:03:56,282 $550, $550 ONCE. $550 TWICE. 107 00:03:56,315 --> 00:03:58,050 SELL IT RIGHT HERE, $500. 108 00:03:58,083 --> 00:03:59,752 MOE, $500, MOE. 109 00:03:59,785 --> 00:04:01,387 - I TRIED TO SAY, YOU GOT CAUGHT UP IN THAT, MAN. 110 00:04:01,420 --> 00:04:02,788 THAT'S TOO MUCH. 111 00:04:02,821 --> 00:04:04,156 - VICTOR DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. 112 00:04:04,189 --> 00:04:06,759 HE'S JUST JEALOUS OF MY LUCKY COAT. 113 00:04:13,699 --> 00:04:16,602 I'VE ALREADY MADE 175 BUCKS FROM THIS LOCKER 114 00:04:16,635 --> 00:04:18,003 AND I HAVEN'T EVEN GONE THROUGH IT. 115 00:04:18,037 --> 00:04:19,772 THANK YOU, LUCKY COAT. 116 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:27,313 [overlapping chatter] 117 00:04:30,115 --> 00:04:32,017 - NOT A BAD LITTLE UNIT. 118 00:04:32,051 --> 00:04:34,320 IT'S GOT A NICE HEADBOARD AND FOOTBOARD. 119 00:04:34,353 --> 00:04:36,322 AND LOOK, JERRY, IT'S GOT A JEWELRY BOX. 120 00:04:36,355 --> 00:04:38,257 - WHAT HAPPENED TO FINDING ANTIQUES? 121 00:04:38,290 --> 00:04:39,558 - I'M GONNA BID ON THIS UNIT. 122 00:04:39,591 --> 00:04:41,560 THIS LOOKS LIKE A YOUNG WOMAN'S LOCKER. 123 00:04:41,593 --> 00:04:43,929 I JUST HOPE SHE LEFT ALL THE JEWELS IN THE JEWELRY BOX. 124 00:04:43,962 --> 00:04:45,264 - IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 125 00:04:45,297 --> 00:04:47,700 SOME NICE WALL ART, BUT IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL. 126 00:04:47,733 --> 00:04:49,001 I'M NOT SEEING THE KIND OF COMMERCIAL ITEMS 127 00:04:49,034 --> 00:04:50,002 I'M LOOKING FOR. 128 00:04:50,035 --> 00:04:51,236 THIS IS A BUST. 129 00:04:51,270 --> 00:04:53,272 - I RECOGNIZE THAT. THAT'S HOSPITAL ART. 130 00:04:53,305 --> 00:04:56,909 OKAY. WROUGHT IRON FURNITURE, IT'S NOT EVEN WROUGHT IRON. 131 00:04:56,942 --> 00:04:59,411 MATTRESSES, I CAN'T EVEN SELL THEM TO MY MATTRESS MAN. 132 00:04:59,445 --> 00:05:01,113 SOMEONE'S GONNA BUY THIS UNIT, 133 00:05:01,146 --> 00:05:02,314 BUT BOY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 134 00:05:02,348 --> 00:05:03,449 IT AIN'T FOR ME. 135 00:05:03,482 --> 00:05:05,517 - THERE'S A SURROUND SYSTEM IN HERE. 136 00:05:05,551 --> 00:05:08,020 A LITTLE JEWELRY CASE. 137 00:05:08,053 --> 00:05:09,621 THIS UNIT HAS EVERYTHING WE'RE LOOKING FOR-- 138 00:05:09,655 --> 00:05:11,190 FURNITURE, ELECTRONICS, 139 00:05:11,223 --> 00:05:12,825 TONS OF STUFF TO FILL OUR SHELVES. 140 00:05:12,858 --> 00:05:14,893 - YEAH, WE'LL PLAY ON THIS ONE. 141 00:05:14,927 --> 00:05:16,695 - SELLING MY LITTLE HOUSEHOLD UNIT HERE. 142 00:05:16,729 --> 00:05:18,530 WILL ANYBODY BID $100? - YES. 143 00:05:18,564 --> 00:05:20,733 - $100 HERE. NOW $200. - BRING IT. 144 00:05:20,766 --> 00:05:23,135 - $300, NOW $400, NOW $500. - COME ON. 145 00:05:23,168 --> 00:05:24,370 - OKAY. - $500, NOW $600. 146 00:05:24,403 --> 00:05:25,371 - BRING IT. - NOW $700. 147 00:05:25,404 --> 00:05:26,705 - OKAY. - BRING IT. 148 00:05:26,739 --> 00:05:27,906 - NOW $900. - OKAY. 149 00:05:27,940 --> 00:05:30,342 - $950. I SAY, SHE AIN'T GONNA LET YOU WIN. 150 00:05:30,376 --> 00:05:32,478 - BITCH. - NOT WITH A $950. 151 00:05:32,511 --> 00:05:35,714 - BRING IT. - [auctioneering] 152 00:05:35,748 --> 00:05:38,283 NOW $1,000. YOU WANT TO GIVE $1,000? 153 00:05:38,317 --> 00:05:40,619 - NICE, LESA. - $1,000 ANYWHERE? 154 00:05:40,652 --> 00:05:42,421 - YEAH! - $1,000. 155 00:05:42,454 --> 00:05:44,089 - I JUST GOT RID OF THAT SKINNY BITCH, 156 00:05:44,123 --> 00:05:45,224 AND NOW I'VE GOT TO DEAL WITH RICKY. 157 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:47,526 BRING IT. - $1,025. NOW $1,050, $1,050. 158 00:05:47,559 --> 00:05:48,994 - YEAH. - BRING IT. 159 00:05:49,027 --> 00:05:50,295 - SHE'S NOT GONNA LET YOU HAVE IT EITHER. 160 00:05:50,329 --> 00:05:52,131 NOW $1,100. - YEAH. 161 00:05:52,164 --> 00:05:53,132 - $1,200. - BRING IT. 162 00:05:53,165 --> 00:05:54,333 - NOW $1,300. - YES. 163 00:05:54,366 --> 00:05:56,368 - NOW, $1,325. - BRING IT. 164 00:05:56,402 --> 00:05:57,770 - NOW $1,350. - YEAH! 165 00:05:57,803 --> 00:05:58,871 - NOW $1,375. NOW $1,400. - BRING IT. 166 00:05:58,904 --> 00:06:01,340 - YES. - I WANT MY JEWELRY. 167 00:06:01,373 --> 00:06:02,341 - $1,425. - BRING IT! 168 00:06:02,374 --> 00:06:03,742 - NOW $1,450. - YEAH! 169 00:06:03,776 --> 00:06:05,778 - $1,450, NOW $1,475. - BRING IT. 170 00:06:05,811 --> 00:06:08,080 - $1,500, NOW $1,500. BID OF $1,500. 171 00:06:08,113 --> 00:06:10,716 - NO! - SOLD, SOLD, SOLD, $1,475. 172 00:06:10,749 --> 00:06:13,419 LESA, $1,475, LESA. 173 00:06:13,452 --> 00:06:14,753 - [laughs] 174 00:06:14,787 --> 00:06:18,957 - THERE'D BETTER BE SOME [bleep] DIAMONDS IN THERE. 175 00:06:18,991 --> 00:06:22,327 [thunder] 176 00:06:22,361 --> 00:06:24,997 [thunder] 177 00:06:25,030 --> 00:06:26,765 - UH-OH. - OH! 178 00:06:26,799 --> 00:06:28,667 - WE JUST GOT WORD THAT THE THUNDERSTORMS 179 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:31,437 HAVE SPAWNED A TORNADO, SO FOR EVERYONE'S SAFETY, 180 00:06:31,470 --> 00:06:34,072 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CALL IT A DAY. 181 00:06:34,106 --> 00:06:36,942 - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. THE STORM IS DEFINITELY COMING. 182 00:06:36,975 --> 00:06:38,243 - WE'RE GETTING WET. 183 00:06:38,277 --> 00:06:40,546 THIS STORM REALLY PUT A HITCH IN OUR GET ALONG, 184 00:06:40,579 --> 00:06:43,782 BUT ME AND BUBBA, WE HEADED TO DRIER PASTURES. 185 00:06:43,816 --> 00:06:46,018 - THIS RAIN IS FRICKIN' RIDICULOUS. 186 00:06:46,051 --> 00:06:47,085 ARE YOU KIDDING? 187 00:06:47,119 --> 00:06:48,353 WHERE'S JERRY? 188 00:06:48,387 --> 00:06:49,455 JERRY! 189 00:06:49,488 --> 00:06:50,989 - WAIT! LESA! 190 00:06:51,023 --> 00:06:52,991 - JERRY, COME ON, LET'S GO! 191 00:06:53,025 --> 00:06:53,992 - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 192 00:06:54,026 --> 00:06:55,727 - [bleep], ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 193 00:06:55,761 --> 00:06:58,864 I ALREADY TOOK MY SHOWER THIS MORNING. 194 00:06:58,897 --> 00:07:00,499 OH, MY GOD. 195 00:07:00,532 --> 00:07:04,670 TORNADO. IT'S COMING! 196 00:07:04,703 --> 00:07:07,239 - TORNADO, SCHMORNADO. 197 00:07:07,272 --> 00:07:09,908 THANKS TO MY LUCKY COAT, I SCORED A LOCKER TODAY. 198 00:07:09,942 --> 00:07:12,644 I MAY BE WET BUT AT LEAST I'M LEAVING HAPPY. 199 00:07:12,678 --> 00:07:15,280 - NOT ONLY DID I NOT GET ANY BIG TICKET ITEMS, 200 00:07:15,314 --> 00:07:17,382 I DIDN'T EVEN BID. 201 00:07:19,418 --> 00:07:21,854 - WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE RUSHED HOME, 202 00:07:21,887 --> 00:07:24,189 BUBBA AND I DROVE TWO HOURS AWAY FROM THE STORM 203 00:07:24,223 --> 00:07:25,457 TO HIT UP ANOTHER AUCTION. 204 00:07:25,491 --> 00:07:26,825 - RICKY AND I DON'T QUIT. 205 00:07:26,859 --> 00:07:28,327 ALL WE NEED IS A CHANGE OF CLOTHES 206 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,662 AND A CHANGE OF DIRECTION AND WE'RE GOOD TO GO. 207 00:07:30,696 --> 00:07:31,763 - HOPEFULLY WE'LL FIND ONE EARLY. 208 00:07:31,797 --> 00:07:32,898 I WANT TO HIT IT. 209 00:07:32,931 --> 00:07:34,266 WE'LL LOAD THE TRUCK AND HEAD HOME. 210 00:07:34,299 --> 00:07:36,301 - I DON'T CARE IF KING KONG SHOWS UP TO THIS ONE. 211 00:07:36,335 --> 00:07:37,769 WE'RE NOT LEAVING WITHOUT A UNIT. 212 00:07:41,039 --> 00:07:43,075 - LET'S GO, FOLKS. WE'RE GOING THIS WAY. 213 00:07:47,346 --> 00:07:51,383 [crowd oohing] 214 00:07:51,416 --> 00:07:54,253 - OH, ANOTHER SOFA. 215 00:07:54,286 --> 00:07:55,888 - I LIKE THAT LITTLE TABLE. 216 00:07:55,921 --> 00:07:57,022 - YEAH, I LIKE THE TABLE. 217 00:07:57,055 --> 00:07:58,357 IT'S THE KIND OF STUFF WE CAME FOR. 218 00:07:58,390 --> 00:08:00,459 - YEAH. THIS IS DEFINITELY A GUY THAT HAD SOME COIN. 219 00:08:00,492 --> 00:08:02,427 THERE'S SPORTS STUFF, MUSIC STUFF. 220 00:08:02,461 --> 00:08:03,829 I BET YOU I'M GONNA LIKE THIS UNIT. 221 00:08:03,862 --> 00:08:05,597 - ALL RIGHT, WHO NEEDS IT? HOW MUCH FOR IT? 222 00:08:05,631 --> 00:08:08,066 - $100. - $100. $200, $200. 223 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:10,936 $250, $300. $300, $300, $400, $400. 224 00:08:10,969 --> 00:08:13,805 $500, $500, $600, $600, $700. 225 00:08:13,839 --> 00:08:16,041 $700, $750. WANNA BID $750? 226 00:08:16,074 --> 00:08:17,075 $800 NOW. - YEAH. 227 00:08:17,109 --> 00:08:18,911 - $800, $850. WANNA BID $850? 228 00:08:18,944 --> 00:08:20,579 I'VE GOT $800 BID. $850, $850. 229 00:08:20,612 --> 00:08:22,581 WANNA BID $850? GOOD AND ALL DONE. 230 00:08:22,614 --> 00:08:25,350 - SOLD. - ATTABOY. SOLD, $800. 231 00:08:25,384 --> 00:08:27,819 THANK YOU, SIR. - THANK YOU, BUDDY. 232 00:08:27,853 --> 00:08:30,422 I KNOW WE GOT A TRUCKLOAD OF QUALITY MERCHANDISE, 233 00:08:30,455 --> 00:08:33,525 SO I CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK TO THE WAREHOUSE. 234 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:35,460 - LET'S SEE WHAT THIS UNIT LOOKS LIKE. 235 00:08:35,494 --> 00:08:37,229 THAT TORNADO RAN US OFF THE OTHER DAY 236 00:08:37,262 --> 00:08:38,630 BEFORE I COULD GO THROUGH MY UNIT, 237 00:08:38,664 --> 00:08:41,033 AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT JEWELRY BOX. 238 00:08:45,504 --> 00:08:47,639 OKAY, THIS IS WHAT I REALLY BOUGHT THIS UNIT FOR. 239 00:08:47,673 --> 00:08:49,641 - CAN WE WAIT TILL WE GET TO THAT, PLEASE? 240 00:08:49,675 --> 00:08:51,710 THAT WOMAN HAS NO PATIENCE. 241 00:08:51,743 --> 00:08:52,911 - WE'D BETTER FIND SOME MONEY IN HERE. 242 00:08:52,945 --> 00:08:55,180 OKAY, SO LET'S ADD UP THIS POT. 243 00:08:55,213 --> 00:08:56,682 - IS THAT WITH THE COOKING GREASE OR WITHOUT? 244 00:08:56,715 --> 00:08:57,883 - THAT'S WITH THE COOKING GREASE. 245 00:08:57,916 --> 00:08:58,984 - OKAY. $5.00. 246 00:08:59,017 --> 00:09:01,553 GOT A WHOLE SURROUND SOUND STEREO HERE. 247 00:09:01,587 --> 00:09:02,921 YOU CAN GET AT LEAST $200 FOR THAT. 248 00:09:02,955 --> 00:09:05,924 - OKAY, THIS IS WHY I REALLY BOUGHT THIS UNIT. 249 00:09:05,958 --> 00:09:09,494 COME ON, JEWELRY. 250 00:09:09,528 --> 00:09:13,198 A COUPLE EARRINGS. 251 00:09:13,231 --> 00:09:15,801 CRAP. 252 00:09:15,834 --> 00:09:17,903 THIS IS JUST A KID'S JEWELRY BOX. 253 00:09:17,936 --> 00:09:20,973 MY INTUITION WAS INCORRECT. 254 00:09:21,006 --> 00:09:22,207 [sighs] 255 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,809 - IT AIN'T NO GREAT BIG LOSS 256 00:09:23,842 --> 00:09:26,144 JUST 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T FIND NO JEWELRY THIS GO-ROUND. 257 00:09:26,178 --> 00:09:28,347 SOMETIME YOU DON'T FIND JEWELRY EVERY TIME. 258 00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:29,681 THAT'S A NICE JEWELRY BOX. 259 00:09:29,715 --> 00:09:32,217 I'D GO FOR AT LEAST-- AT LEAST $50. 260 00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:35,454 - ALL RIGHT, HERE'S ANOTHER JEWELRY BOX. 261 00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:37,255 WE'VE GOT PERFUMES. 262 00:09:37,289 --> 00:09:39,391 THERE'S PROBABLY ABOUT 20 BUCKS HERE. 263 00:09:39,424 --> 00:09:40,859 - 20 BUCKS. 264 00:09:40,892 --> 00:09:43,829 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THESE CHAIRS OUT OF HERE, JERRY. 265 00:09:43,862 --> 00:09:45,263 THESE ARE ACTUALLY IN GOOD CONDITION. 266 00:09:45,297 --> 00:09:47,699 WE'VE GOT THE TABLE TO GO WITH IT. 267 00:09:47,733 --> 00:09:51,169 THESE CAN SELL AT ABOUT $40, $50. 268 00:09:51,203 --> 00:09:55,273 THIS BED WILL SELL ALL DAY LONG AT THE STORE. 269 00:09:55,307 --> 00:09:57,809 WE'VE GOT A NICE DRESSER HERE. 270 00:09:57,843 --> 00:10:01,446 LET'S TAKE THAT BOX DOWN. LET'S SEE WHAT THAT BOX DOES. 271 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,749 - BOOTS? - OH! 272 00:10:03,782 --> 00:10:05,517 THESE ARE SOME HOOKER BOOTS. 273 00:10:05,550 --> 00:10:07,319 ACTUALLY, THEY WON'T FIT ME. 274 00:10:07,352 --> 00:10:09,988 WHY CAN'T NOTHING BE MY SIZE? 275 00:10:10,022 --> 00:10:11,590 - NEVER ANSWER THAT QUESTION. 276 00:10:11,623 --> 00:10:13,058 - $65. 277 00:10:13,091 --> 00:10:15,794 [horn honks] 278 00:10:15,827 --> 00:10:17,562 HEY, MOE, WHAT'S GOING ON? 279 00:10:17,596 --> 00:10:19,398 I GOT SOME HOOKER BOOTS FOR YOU. 280 00:10:19,431 --> 00:10:20,666 - GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE WORKING. 281 00:10:20,699 --> 00:10:23,402 - YEAH, WELL, THE WEATHER FINALLY CLEARED UP. 282 00:10:23,435 --> 00:10:24,803 YOU LOOKED LIKE A DROWNED RAT THE OTHER DAY. 283 00:10:24,836 --> 00:10:26,238 [laughter] 284 00:10:26,271 --> 00:10:27,673 SEE YOU LATER, MOE. - BYE. 285 00:10:27,706 --> 00:10:30,042 - OKAY, WE'VE GOT THIS DRESSER, JERRY. 286 00:10:30,075 --> 00:10:33,245 THAT'S PROBABLY ABOUT A $150 DRESSER RIGHT THERE. 287 00:10:33,278 --> 00:10:37,516 OKAY. HEY, JERRY, THERE'S A REAL NICE PIECE BEHIND HERE. 288 00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:39,785 - YEAH. - I'M LIKING THIS PIECE A LOT. 289 00:10:39,818 --> 00:10:41,520 LOOK AT THIS. HOLY [bleep]. 290 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,488 IT'S A WINE CABINET. 291 00:10:43,522 --> 00:10:48,026 I'LL BET YOU THIS IS A $500 PIECE RIGHT HERE. 292 00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:51,196 OH, LORD, THESE ARE NICE PIECES. 293 00:10:51,229 --> 00:10:53,365 - THAT'S NOT ENOUGH GLASS FOR YOU. 294 00:10:53,398 --> 00:10:56,401 - [laughs] MM, THAT'S A SIP. 295 00:10:56,435 --> 00:10:59,071 HEY, JERRY, YOU THINK THESE ARE ANTIQUE? 296 00:10:59,104 --> 00:11:01,339 - LOOK LIKE THRIFT STORE GLASS TO ME, 297 00:11:01,373 --> 00:11:03,008 BUT SHE SUPPOSED TO BE THE ANTIQUE EXPERT. 298 00:11:03,041 --> 00:11:05,711 - I LIKE THESE, AND THAT PIECE OF FURNITURE. 299 00:11:05,744 --> 00:11:07,345 YOU KNOW WHO MIGHT KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THIS? 300 00:11:07,379 --> 00:11:10,849 - WHO? - MOE. 301 00:11:10,882 --> 00:11:11,850 - SMELL LIKE WOOD TO ME. 302 00:11:11,883 --> 00:11:14,019 [laughter] 303 00:11:14,052 --> 00:11:15,854 - WOULD YOU MIND GOING AND FINDING HIM FOR ME, PLEASE? 304 00:11:15,887 --> 00:11:18,256 - I'LL GO SEE IS HE AROUND. - THANKS, JERRY. 305 00:11:18,290 --> 00:11:20,459 - WHERE DO I START? 306 00:11:20,492 --> 00:11:23,228 I'M BACK AT THE LOCKER I PAID 500 BUCKS FOR. 307 00:11:23,261 --> 00:11:25,030 THERE ARE TIRES AND A DOOR, 308 00:11:25,063 --> 00:11:27,532 AND I ALREADY SOLD 'EM TO A LADY AT THE AUCTION, 309 00:11:27,566 --> 00:11:30,202 SO NOW I'M READY TO SEE WHAT ELSE IS HIDING IN HERE. 310 00:11:30,235 --> 00:11:35,040 THIS TV IS WORTHLESS. 311 00:11:35,073 --> 00:11:38,443 WELL, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LIKE WOOD. 312 00:11:38,477 --> 00:11:39,945 THAT'S JUST FORMICA. 313 00:11:39,978 --> 00:11:42,214 THINGS ARE NOT TURNING OUT LIKE I THOUGHT. 314 00:11:42,247 --> 00:11:44,683 MY COAT'S TURNING ON ME. IT'S A REAL TURNCOAT. 315 00:11:44,716 --> 00:11:47,853 TO THE TRASH, TO THE TRASH, TO THE TRASH. 316 00:11:47,886 --> 00:11:49,087 WHAT THE HECK? 317 00:11:49,121 --> 00:11:51,189 IT'S COOL, BUT IT'S WORTHLESS, 318 00:11:51,223 --> 00:11:53,892 AND IT CERTAINLY WOULDN'T PASS AS A HANUKKAH BUSH, 319 00:11:53,925 --> 00:11:55,460 SO I DON'T KNOW. 320 00:11:55,494 --> 00:11:57,028 ALL I'M SEEING IS ZEROS. 321 00:11:57,062 --> 00:12:02,634 I SPENT $500. THIS IS A DISASTER. 322 00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:04,870 - HEY, MR. MOE. - YEAH. 323 00:12:04,903 --> 00:12:06,938 - HEY, MISS LESA GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU, 324 00:12:06,972 --> 00:12:08,473 IF YOU DON'T MIND COMING AROUND HERE, LOOKING. 325 00:12:08,507 --> 00:12:11,610 - YEAH. WHAT YOU GOT? 326 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,979 [laughter] 327 00:12:14,012 --> 00:12:15,747 - HEY, MOE, I HAVE THIS PIECE 328 00:12:15,781 --> 00:12:17,382 THAT I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO GIVE ME 329 00:12:17,415 --> 00:12:19,317 YOUR LITTLE EXPERTISE ON IT. 330 00:12:19,351 --> 00:12:20,418 LET'S PULL IT OUT HERE. 331 00:12:20,452 --> 00:12:24,322 - LET ME SEE. 332 00:12:24,356 --> 00:12:25,857 YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF WOOD IT IS? 333 00:12:25,891 --> 00:12:27,759 - "TEAKY"? - TEAK. 334 00:12:27,793 --> 00:12:29,227 - IT IS? - YEAH. 335 00:12:29,261 --> 00:12:31,763 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? JERRY. 336 00:12:31,797 --> 00:12:35,200 - [inhales] I CAN SMELL IT. 337 00:12:35,233 --> 00:12:36,701 - WHAT'D I TELL YOU? 338 00:12:36,735 --> 00:12:38,770 - THAT'S ALL WE WANTED TO KNOW IS IF YOU COULD SMELL IT. 339 00:12:38,804 --> 00:12:40,005 - YEAH, I COULD HAVE DONE THAT. 340 00:12:40,038 --> 00:12:41,439 - I THINK THIS IS A REALLY COOL PIECE. 341 00:12:41,473 --> 00:12:43,408 - THIS IS A REALLY COOL PIECE, 342 00:12:43,441 --> 00:12:45,644 AND I KNOW I CAN GET MORE FOR IT IN MY GALLERY 343 00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,212 THAN LESA CAN IN HER SHOP. 344 00:12:50,182 --> 00:12:51,216 YOU WANT TO SELL IT? - REALLY? 345 00:12:51,249 --> 00:12:52,350 - $500. 346 00:12:52,384 --> 00:12:53,685 - YOU REALLY WANT TO BUY THAT? 347 00:12:53,718 --> 00:12:56,421 - I'VE HAD A BAD DAY. YEAH. 500 BUCKS. 348 00:12:56,454 --> 00:12:59,157 - WHAT DO YOU THINK, JERRY? WHAT DO YOU THINK? 349 00:12:59,191 --> 00:13:01,726 - TAKE THE MONEY. - ALL RIGHT, IT'S A DEAL. 350 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:06,598 - OKAY. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - THAT'S A GOOD DEAL. 351 00:13:06,631 --> 00:13:09,634 I TOLD JERRY I KNEW MY ANTIQUES. 352 00:13:09,668 --> 00:13:13,905 THERE'S ONE, THERE'S TWO, THERE'S TWO. 353 00:13:13,939 --> 00:13:15,707 - THREE. [laughter] 354 00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:19,110 - THAT WAS THREE. THAT'S FOUR. FIVE. 355 00:13:19,144 --> 00:13:20,612 GOOD DEAL. 356 00:13:20,645 --> 00:13:22,914 - I'M CONFIDENT THIS TEAK BAR IS GONNA PAY FOR ITSELF 357 00:13:22,948 --> 00:13:25,183 AND THAT CRAPPY LOCKER I BOUGHT. 358 00:13:25,217 --> 00:13:26,952 - APPRECIATE IT, MOE. - THANK YOU. 359 00:13:26,985 --> 00:13:28,086 - SEE YOU AT THE NEXT AUCTION. 360 00:13:28,119 --> 00:13:29,354 MAYBE I CAN SELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE. 361 00:13:29,387 --> 00:13:31,489 JERRY, LET'S GET THESE GLASSES WRAPPED UP. 362 00:13:31,523 --> 00:13:35,093 THEN WE'LL LOAD THAT PIECE THERE AND GET OUT OF HERE, OKAY? 363 00:13:35,126 --> 00:13:38,029 - ALL RIGHT, COME ON BACK. THAT'S GOOD. 364 00:13:38,063 --> 00:13:39,764 WE BOUGHT A QUALITY UNIT, 365 00:13:39,798 --> 00:13:41,600 SO NOW WE'RE BACK IN OUR WAREHOUSE IN LAMPASAS 366 00:13:41,633 --> 00:13:42,601 TO GO THROUGH IT. 367 00:13:42,634 --> 00:13:43,735 ALL RIGHT. 368 00:13:43,768 --> 00:13:45,070 - WE HAD TO HIT UP TWO DIFFERENT AUCTIONS 369 00:13:45,103 --> 00:13:47,305 TO GET A UNIT, BUT I THINK WE SCORED BIG ON THIS ONE. 370 00:13:47,339 --> 00:13:50,642 - WE GOT TWO OF THESE CUSTOM CHAIRS HERE, $30 APIECE. 371 00:13:50,675 --> 00:13:54,045 A NICE COFFEE TABLE, $150. 372 00:13:54,079 --> 00:13:56,381 WE'VE GOT THE LIVING ROOM SET, $300. 373 00:13:56,414 --> 00:13:57,983 THIS STUFF IS ADDING UP QUICKLY, 374 00:13:58,016 --> 00:13:59,384 SO I THINK IT WAS WORTH THE DRIVE TIME. 375 00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:01,987 WE HAVE AN OLD SEWING MACHINE. - THAT IS AN OLD ONE. 376 00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:03,588 EASILY THE BEST THING I'VE SEEN SO FAR. 377 00:14:03,622 --> 00:14:04,589 - 100 BUCKS. 378 00:14:04,623 --> 00:14:05,590 - THIS IS BACK IN YOUR DAY, HUH? 379 00:14:05,624 --> 00:14:06,992 - IT'S BEFORE MY DAY. 380 00:14:07,025 --> 00:14:09,294 - I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS ANYTHING BEFORE YOUR DAY. 381 00:14:09,327 --> 00:14:10,695 - I'M NOT THAT OLD. 382 00:14:10,729 --> 00:14:12,230 BUBBA BETTER RESPECT HIS ELDERS 383 00:14:12,264 --> 00:14:14,065 OR I JUST MIGHT HAVE TO THROW HIM OVER MY KNEE. 384 00:14:14,099 --> 00:14:15,800 OF COURSE, THAT'D BREAK MY KNEE. 385 00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:18,536 - THERE'S NO CUSHIONS FOR OUR LEATHER COUCH. 386 00:14:18,570 --> 00:14:19,537 IT'S USELESS. 387 00:14:19,571 --> 00:14:21,206 THERE GOES 300 BUCKS DOWN THE DRAIN. 388 00:14:21,239 --> 00:14:24,009 - I FOUND SOME CUSHIONS. 389 00:14:24,042 --> 00:14:28,380 UNFORTUNATELY, THEY DON'T GO TO THIS COUCH. 390 00:14:28,413 --> 00:14:30,282 HOW DOES THAT LOOK ON BLACK LEATHER? 391 00:14:30,315 --> 00:14:32,417 - OH, THAT MATCHES PERFECT. - WHOO! 392 00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:34,085 - NOW WE'VE JUST GOT TO FIND SOMEBODY ON ACID 393 00:14:34,119 --> 00:14:35,587 TO SELL THE COUCH TO. 394 00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:40,458 - HEY, BUBBA, HERE'S THAT TABLE I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. 395 00:14:40,492 --> 00:14:41,860 - YEAH, I LIKE THAT. 396 00:14:41,893 --> 00:14:42,861 - I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT THAT. 397 00:14:42,894 --> 00:14:44,896 NOW THAT IS AN OLD TABLE. 398 00:14:44,930 --> 00:14:46,231 IT'S GOT A PEG HOLE IN THE CENTER. 399 00:14:46,264 --> 00:14:47,766 - IS IT A DICE TABLE? 400 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:50,435 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE THE NATIVES WERE RESTLESS. 401 00:14:50,468 --> 00:14:51,937 - I THINK IT'S A MAYAN DICE TABLE. 402 00:14:51,970 --> 00:14:53,471 - A MAYAN DICE TABLE? 403 00:14:53,505 --> 00:14:54,606 - I THINK THEY HAD MAYAN CASINOS. 404 00:14:54,639 --> 00:14:55,774 - [laughs] 405 00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,542 - THIS TABLE LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE MAYAN 406 00:14:57,575 --> 00:14:59,978 OR INDIAN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 407 00:15:00,011 --> 00:15:01,446 - IT'S OLD, I'M TELLING YOU. 408 00:15:01,479 --> 00:15:03,748 - YEAH, WE'RE GONNA GET THIS DICE TABLE CHECKED OUT. 409 00:15:03,782 --> 00:15:05,050 IF IT'S AS OLD AS I THINK IT IS, 410 00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:06,451 IT COULD BE WORTH SOME BIG MONEY. 411 00:15:06,484 --> 00:15:08,653 - I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING HERE, BUBBA. 412 00:15:08,687 --> 00:15:11,489 - I FOUND SOME GREEN GLASSWARE IN MY LOCKER, 413 00:15:11,523 --> 00:15:12,958 AND I KNOW IT'S AN ANTIQUE, 414 00:15:12,991 --> 00:15:16,895 SO TODAY WE'RE AT LULA B's TO GET IT CHECKED OUT. 415 00:15:16,928 --> 00:15:18,463 - HI. HOW ARE Y'ALL? - HI. HOW ARE YOU DOING? 416 00:15:18,496 --> 00:15:19,965 - HI. 417 00:15:19,998 --> 00:15:22,767 - I FOUND SOME THINGS IN A STORAGE LOCKER. 418 00:15:22,801 --> 00:15:24,436 THERE'S A COUPLE PIECES HERE. 419 00:15:24,469 --> 00:15:27,138 THESE ARE JUST--I'VE NEVER SEEN A COLOR OF THESE. 420 00:15:27,172 --> 00:15:29,107 - THESE HAVE PARTICULARLY BRIGHT COLOR. 421 00:15:29,140 --> 00:15:30,542 THEY'RE PROBABLY URANIUM GLASS, 422 00:15:30,575 --> 00:15:32,811 WHICH IS RADIOACTIVE. 423 00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,879 - I'VE BEEN TOUCHING THESE GLASSES ALL DAY. 424 00:15:34,913 --> 00:15:36,948 - THEY HAVE 1% TO 2% OF THE VOLUME OF THE MATERIAL 425 00:15:36,982 --> 00:15:38,516 THEY'RE MADE FROM IS URANIUM. 426 00:15:38,550 --> 00:15:40,919 BUT THEY'LL GLOW UNDER A BLACK LIGHT REAL BRIGHTLY. 427 00:15:40,952 --> 00:15:42,287 - OH, THEY WILL? 428 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:43,355 - IF THEY HAVE URANIUM IN THEM. 429 00:15:43,388 --> 00:15:45,023 - SEE? LOOK AT THE COLORING. - WOW. 430 00:15:45,056 --> 00:15:46,391 LOOK HOW PRETTY THAT IS. - YEAH, SEE HOW BRIGHT IT GETS? 431 00:15:46,424 --> 00:15:47,592 THEY KIND OF GLOW. 432 00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:50,128 I WOULD SAY THEY'RE PROBABLY THE 1920s. 433 00:15:50,161 --> 00:15:52,530 - WHAT WOULD THE VALUE OF THESE TWO BE? 434 00:15:52,564 --> 00:15:54,299 - I'D SAY $65. - YEAH. 435 00:15:54,332 --> 00:15:56,167 - APIECE OR--? - YEAH, APIECE. 436 00:15:56,201 --> 00:15:58,403 - THAT'S NOT BAD. WHAT ABOUT THESE? 437 00:15:58,436 --> 00:16:00,171 WHAT IS THIS MATERIAL HERE? 438 00:16:00,205 --> 00:16:02,207 - IT'S SOME KIND OF-- - IT LOOKS LIKE JADEITE. 439 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,477 - YEAH. JADEITE WAS ORIGINALLY FROM THE 1930s. 440 00:16:05,510 --> 00:16:08,213 SOME OF IT'S EVEN MADE WITH URANIUM IN IT SO IT GLOWS. 441 00:16:08,246 --> 00:16:12,317 I WOULD SAY $35, $40. - REALLY? 442 00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:15,320 - AND THEN THESE GUYS. - I THINK THESE ARE FAIRLY NEW. 443 00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:16,654 I MEAN, THEY DON'T GLOW, 444 00:16:16,688 --> 00:16:18,590 AND THEY DON'T HAVE THE QUALITY THAT THESE HAVE. 445 00:16:18,623 --> 00:16:21,926 - I WOULD SAY THOSE MIGHT BE, LIKE, $18 APIECE. 446 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,628 - YEAH. - SO LET'S GO TO THIS PIECE. 447 00:16:23,661 --> 00:16:26,464 - WELL, IT'S A NICE PIECE, BUT IT DOES HAVE SOME, UH, 448 00:16:26,498 --> 00:16:28,133 THEY CALL THAT GLASS DISEASE. 449 00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:30,335 DON'T WORRY, IT'S NOT FROM THE URANIUM. 450 00:16:30,368 --> 00:16:32,637 THAT AFFECTS THE VALUE BECAUSE COLLECTORS... 451 00:16:32,670 --> 00:16:33,638 - RIGHT. 452 00:16:33,671 --> 00:16:34,839 - WANT IT TO BE CRYSTAL CLEAR. 453 00:16:34,873 --> 00:16:37,008 PROBABLY IN THE CONDITION IT'S IN, $12. 454 00:16:37,042 --> 00:16:38,977 - LESA'S ABOUT TO BECOME RADIOACTIVE 455 00:16:39,010 --> 00:16:40,912 IF THESE PRICES DON'T GET NO HIGHER. 456 00:16:40,945 --> 00:16:43,615 - NOW THESE, WHICH ARE GORGEOUS. 457 00:16:43,648 --> 00:16:44,749 - THESE ARE REALLY NICE. 458 00:16:44,783 --> 00:16:46,284 - WELL, AND THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE A SET. 459 00:16:46,317 --> 00:16:47,419 YOU HAVE A SET OF FOUR. 460 00:16:47,452 --> 00:16:51,523 - THESE, I WOULD SAY, COULD BE WORTH... 461 00:16:51,556 --> 00:16:53,658 A COUPLE HUNDRED DOLLARS. 462 00:16:53,691 --> 00:16:55,093 - THAT'S NOT BAD. 463 00:16:55,126 --> 00:16:57,595 I GUESS I HAVE A FEW THINGS TO LEARN ABOUT ANTIQUES, 464 00:16:57,629 --> 00:16:59,164 BUT DON'T TELL JERRY I SAID THAT. 465 00:16:59,197 --> 00:17:02,901 APPRECIATE, YOU KNOW, YOUR EXPERTISE ON THIS. 466 00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:05,503 - WE FOUND A REALLY COOL TABLE IN OUR LOCKER, 467 00:17:05,537 --> 00:17:07,172 AND BUBBA THINKS IT'S MAYAN. 468 00:17:07,205 --> 00:17:09,774 I THINK IT'S EITHER INDIAN OR NATIVE AMERICAN. 469 00:17:09,808 --> 00:17:13,945 SO HOPEFULLY SOMEONE HERE CAN HELP US OUT. 470 00:17:13,978 --> 00:17:15,280 - HI, I'M PANKAJ. - I'M BUBBA. 471 00:17:15,313 --> 00:17:16,514 - I'M RICK. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 472 00:17:16,548 --> 00:17:18,283 - WE'VE KIND OF GOT A QUESTION ABOUT THIS. 473 00:17:18,316 --> 00:17:20,552 - SURE. THIS IS A GRINDING MILL BASE. 474 00:17:20,585 --> 00:17:23,488 BASICALLY, IT GROUND GRAIN INTO FLOUR 475 00:17:23,521 --> 00:17:25,990 AND IT WAS USED IN HOMES IN NORTHWEST INDIA. 476 00:17:26,024 --> 00:17:27,158 - IT TURNS OUT INDIAN-- 477 00:17:27,192 --> 00:17:29,561 ELEPHANTS AND STATUES WITH MULTIPLE ARMS. 478 00:17:29,594 --> 00:17:31,729 - THERE'D BE TWO ROUND, GRANITE STONES. 479 00:17:31,763 --> 00:17:33,832 THE GRAIN WAS PUT IN THE MIDDLE. 480 00:17:33,865 --> 00:17:35,767 THE TOP STONE WOULD HAVE A LITTLE DOWEL 481 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,435 SO YOU COULD TURN IT AROUND, 482 00:17:37,469 --> 00:17:39,537 AND THE FLOUR WOULD COME OUT ON THE SIDES, 483 00:17:39,571 --> 00:17:42,140 AND THEN THERE WOULD BE A DOOR ON THE SIDE 484 00:17:42,173 --> 00:17:43,842 WHERE YOU COULD SCOOP ALL THE FLOUR 485 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,310 AND THEN SCOOP IT OUT. 486 00:17:45,343 --> 00:17:47,445 - I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE A GAMING TABLE. 487 00:17:47,479 --> 00:17:48,446 - NO. 488 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,581 - THROW SOME DICE IN THERE. 489 00:17:49,614 --> 00:17:50,615 [laughter] 490 00:17:50,648 --> 00:17:51,983 - THAT'D BE ILLEGAL IN INDIA. 491 00:17:52,016 --> 00:17:53,218 - WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? 492 00:17:53,251 --> 00:17:54,786 I'VE BEEN TO TONS OF INDIAN CASINOS. 493 00:17:54,819 --> 00:17:56,588 - THIS IS DEFINITELY HANDMADE. 494 00:17:56,621 --> 00:17:59,424 YOU CAN SEE THE HAND CARVING ON THE SIDE. 495 00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:02,427 YOU HAVE SOME CRACKS, WHICH IS NOT DESIRABLE, 496 00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:03,628 WHERE YOU HAVE OPENINGS 497 00:18:03,661 --> 00:18:05,497 WHERE THE FLOUR WOULD FALL OUT FROM, 498 00:18:05,530 --> 00:18:09,734 AND SOME OF THE WOOD ALSO HAS DETERIORATED ON THE SIDES. 499 00:18:09,767 --> 00:18:11,035 - HOW OLD DO YOU THINK IT IS? 500 00:18:11,069 --> 00:18:14,572 - UH, I THINK PROBABLY ABOUT 50 TO 60 YEARS OLD. 501 00:18:14,606 --> 00:18:16,274 - REALLY? THAT'S IT? 502 00:18:16,307 --> 00:18:18,643 I GUESS WHAT WE NEED TO KNOW IS WHAT IT'S WORTH. 503 00:18:18,676 --> 00:18:21,012 - THE CONDITION IS NOT THE BEST, 504 00:18:21,045 --> 00:18:24,115 BUT IT'S ALL HAND WORK AND IT'S AN ORIGINAL PIECE. 505 00:18:24,149 --> 00:18:29,988 IN TODAY'S MARKET, $350. 506 00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:33,758 - AW, CRAPS. 507 00:18:33,791 --> 00:18:35,026 WE APPRECIATE IT. 508 00:18:35,059 --> 00:18:36,694 - A PLEASURE MEETING YOU. - YES, SIR. LIKEWISE. 509 00:18:36,728 --> 00:18:38,263 - IT'S NOT THE JACKPOT WE WERE LOOKING FOR. 510 00:18:38,296 --> 00:18:42,400 AFTER GAS MONEY, WE PRETTY MUCH BROKE EVEN. 511 00:18:42,433 --> 00:18:44,736 - I'M HAVING A COCKTAIL PARTY TONIGHT, 512 00:18:44,769 --> 00:18:46,404 AND I REALLY WANT TO PUT THE TEAK BAR 513 00:18:46,437 --> 00:18:48,306 THAT I BOUGHT FROM LESA ON THE GALLERY FLOOR, 514 00:18:48,339 --> 00:18:49,974 SO MY BUDDY RICHARD'S COMING OVER 515 00:18:50,008 --> 00:18:51,075 TO GIVE IT A LOOK-SEE. 516 00:18:51,109 --> 00:18:52,310 THANKS FOR COMING BY. 517 00:18:52,343 --> 00:18:54,512 GOT THIS GREAT PIECE. - THAT'S GORGEOUS. 518 00:18:54,546 --> 00:18:56,281 NOW, HOW DID YOU COME ACROSS THIS? 519 00:18:56,314 --> 00:18:59,184 - A FRIEND BOUGHT IT AT A STORAGE UNIT 520 00:18:59,217 --> 00:19:00,518 AND I BOUGHT IT OFF HER. 521 00:19:00,552 --> 00:19:01,786 WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT IT? 522 00:19:01,819 --> 00:19:03,454 - WELL, FIRST OF ALL, WE KNOW IT'S TEAK, 523 00:19:03,488 --> 00:19:05,523 BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN A DARKER TEAK LIKE THAT. 524 00:19:05,557 --> 00:19:07,058 IT'S USUALLY THE BLEACHED TEAK. 525 00:19:07,091 --> 00:19:09,160 OH, MY GOODNESS, IT'S A WINE BAR. 526 00:19:09,194 --> 00:19:11,095 I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE THAT'S CIRCULAR LIKE THIS. 527 00:19:11,129 --> 00:19:14,165 IT'S VERY WELL CRAFTED AND IT'S IN MINT CONDITION. 528 00:19:14,199 --> 00:19:16,134 - IF YOU WERE TO PUT A PRICE ON IT, WHAT WOULD YOU TELL ME? 529 00:19:16,167 --> 00:19:21,372 - I WOULD NOT HESITATE TO PUT A PRICE OF $3,400 ON IT. 530 00:19:21,406 --> 00:19:24,442 - YES! MOE'S NOSE KNOWS. 531 00:19:24,475 --> 00:19:27,078 I PAID $500. - YOU LUCKY DEVIL, YOU. 532 00:19:27,111 --> 00:19:28,313 I WANT YOU TO CALL ME 533 00:19:28,346 --> 00:19:31,382 ANYTIME YOU GET ANY OF THIS BEAUTIFUL STUFF IN. 534 00:19:33,718 --> 00:19:36,721 [overlapping chatter] 535 00:19:40,325 --> 00:19:42,527 - HEY, LESA. - HOW'S IT GOING? 536 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,028 - HOW ARE YA? - PRETTY GOOD. 537 00:19:44,062 --> 00:19:45,263 HOW YOU DOIN'? - GOOD. 538 00:19:45,296 --> 00:19:47,165 OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 539 00:19:47,198 --> 00:19:49,200 - YOUR PLACE IS SO GORGEOUS. 540 00:19:49,234 --> 00:19:50,802 - REALLY? - I LOVE IT. 541 00:19:50,835 --> 00:19:53,104 - A GUY CAME TO GIVE US AN OPINION. 542 00:19:53,137 --> 00:19:56,207 LOOK AT THE PRICE HE TOLD ME. 543 00:20:00,178 --> 00:20:01,779 - [bleep]. 544 00:20:01,813 --> 00:20:04,315 narrator: MOE PRIGOFF BEAT THE STORM, 545 00:20:04,349 --> 00:20:05,683 LOOKED FABULOUS, 546 00:20:05,717 --> 00:20:09,053 AND SCORED 2,500 BUCKS IN THE PROCESS. 547 00:20:09,087 --> 00:20:14,425 LESA LEWIS BANKED $300 ON HER RADIOACTIVE URANIUM GLASS. 548 00:20:14,459 --> 00:20:17,028 RICKY AND BUBBA MADE A FEW HUNDRED BUCKS 549 00:20:17,061 --> 00:20:18,863 ON THEIR INDIAN TABLE, 550 00:20:18,896 --> 00:20:22,367 WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY TOOK A RAIN CHECK. 551 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,636 - HOW WOULD YOU DEFINE ANTIQUES, OFFICIALLY? 552 00:20:24,669 --> 00:20:26,404 - ANTIQUES MEANS, LIKE, IT'S PRETTY, 553 00:20:26,437 --> 00:20:28,640 AND IT'S GOT, LIKE, ALL THESE CURVES AND, YOU KNOW. 554 00:20:28,673 --> 00:20:30,708 ANTIQUE IS PROBABLY-- 555 00:20:30,742 --> 00:20:33,611 THE DEFINITION OF AN ANTIQUE WOULD BE QUALITY. 556 00:20:33,645 --> 00:20:35,580 I MEAN, THE AGE OF A PIECE. 557 00:20:35,613 --> 00:20:37,382 SO ANTIQUES ARE OLD. 558 00:20:37,415 --> 00:20:39,317 THEY GOT, LIKE, WRINKLES IN 'EM, 559 00:20:39,350 --> 00:20:42,287 AND I WOULD DEFINE ANTIQUE AS OLD-- 560 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,455 UH, WHAT'D I SAY? 561 00:20:44,489 --> 00:20:46,924 OLD, AGED, AND GORGEOUS, 562 00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:48,926 JUST LIKE ME. 563 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:49,961 HELLO.