1 00:00:08,421 --> 00:00:09,221 male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... 2 00:00:09,321 --> 00:00:11,023 [gunshots, ricochets] 3 00:00:11,123 --> 00:00:13,325 IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... [whip cracks] 4 00:00:13,426 --> 00:00:16,128 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 5 00:00:16,228 --> 00:00:17,663 - THAT'S THE PRIZE. 6 00:00:17,763 --> 00:00:19,131 - narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 7 00:00:19,231 --> 00:00:20,466 - YEAH! - YEAH! 8 00:00:20,566 --> 00:00:22,034 - RIGHT HERE! - YEAH! 9 00:00:22,134 --> 00:00:23,269 - narrator: COMING UP... 10 00:00:23,369 --> 00:00:24,970 - MY SOURCES TELL ME THAT THERE'S A UNIT 11 00:00:25,071 --> 00:00:26,772 THAT HASN'T BEEN TOUCHED IN TWO YEARS. 12 00:00:26,872 --> 00:00:28,707 HEY, HEY, HEY! 13 00:00:28,808 --> 00:00:30,609 - I BROUGHT A SECRET WEAPON TODAY. 14 00:00:32,611 --> 00:00:34,880 OH, MY GOSH. 15 00:00:34,980 --> 00:00:36,782 - LOOK AT ME, VICTOR, I'M [bleep] SERIOUS AS [bleep]. 16 00:00:36,882 --> 00:00:39,151 - I DON'T GIVE A [bleep]. - THIS IS GONNA GET UGLY. 17 00:00:39,251 --> 00:00:41,420 - GET OUTTA MY FACE. 18 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:44,623 [country rock music] ♪ ♪ 19 00:00:44,723 --> 00:00:46,725 - THAT'S THE GRAVY TRAIN, RIGHT THERE. 20 00:00:46,826 --> 00:00:48,761 - YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. 21 00:00:48,861 --> 00:00:51,163 - JERRY! MY STORE IS ON THE LINE HERE. 22 00:00:51,263 --> 00:00:53,766 - THIS IS ALL PROFIT. IT'S FABULOUS! 23 00:00:53,866 --> 00:01:00,206 ♪ ♪ 24 00:01:00,306 --> 00:01:02,942 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 25 00:01:03,042 --> 00:01:05,010 YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 26 00:01:05,111 --> 00:01:08,080 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 27 00:01:08,180 --> 00:01:10,082 ♪ ♪ 28 00:01:10,182 --> 00:01:12,485 - AND IT'S SOLD! 29 00:01:14,653 --> 00:01:17,089 - TODAY WE'RE IN IRVING, TEXAS. 30 00:01:17,189 --> 00:01:19,859 - IT'S A MIDDLE-CLASS AREA, WEST OF DALLAS. 31 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:22,628 - THE LOCKERS DON'T OFTEN LOOK LIKE MUCH FROM THE DOOR... 32 00:01:22,728 --> 00:01:25,064 - BUT YOU TEND TO SEE A LOT OF FAMILY HEIRLOOMS. 33 00:01:28,567 --> 00:01:30,269 - WHOO. IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD DAY TODAY. 34 00:01:30,369 --> 00:01:31,670 I'M HERE TO RATTLE SOME CAGES. 35 00:01:31,770 --> 00:01:33,939 THEY'LL SEE ME BIDDING NO MATTER WHAT. 36 00:01:34,039 --> 00:01:35,774 - NEED A PERMIT TO PARK LIKE THAT. 37 00:01:35,875 --> 00:01:37,643 I'D TOW IT. [chuckles] 38 00:01:37,743 --> 00:01:39,645 - REMEMBER THAT NEW GAME PLAN THAT WE HAVE GOING ON, RIGHT? 39 00:01:39,745 --> 00:01:41,213 - RIGHT. - YOU'RE BIDDING. 40 00:01:41,313 --> 00:01:44,550 EVERY TIME I TRY TO BID, VICTOR'S ALWAYS BIDDING ME UP. 41 00:01:44,650 --> 00:01:47,319 AND I'LL KEEP NUDGING YOU WHEN I WANT YOU TO GO HIGHER OR LOWER. 42 00:01:47,419 --> 00:01:50,122 BUT IF JERRY BIDS, WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO SNEAK SOMETHING BY. 43 00:01:50,222 --> 00:01:52,558 - YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE THIS AIN'T GONNA WORK. 44 00:01:52,658 --> 00:01:54,126 - DON'T SPEND ALL MY MONEY, MAN. 45 00:01:54,226 --> 00:01:55,528 - I'LL TRY NOT TO. 46 00:01:55,628 --> 00:01:57,229 - I WONDER HOW MANY UNITS THEY GOT. 47 00:01:57,329 --> 00:01:59,131 - WELL, WE GOT 10 UNITS. 48 00:01:59,231 --> 00:02:01,600 - HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? - I HAVE MY SOURCES. 49 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:03,035 THE FIRST THING I DO WHEN I GET 50 00:02:03,135 --> 00:02:06,105 TO AN AUCTION IN THE MORNING-- I RECON THE CROWD. 51 00:02:06,205 --> 00:02:08,107 I GET ME SOME INFORMATION ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING. 52 00:02:08,207 --> 00:02:10,776 IT IS INVALUABLE TO HAVE THAT ON YOUR SIDE. 53 00:02:13,279 --> 00:02:16,549 - THANK YOU, MOE. - HE'S SUCH A GENTLEMAN. 54 00:02:16,649 --> 00:02:17,850 - BRING YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER TODAY, MOE? 55 00:02:17,950 --> 00:02:20,119 - I BROUGHT A SECRET WEAPON WITH ME TODAY. 56 00:02:20,219 --> 00:02:23,088 MARY. SHE'S WHAT I LIKE TO CALL AN UPCYCLER. 57 00:02:23,189 --> 00:02:25,191 - I SPLIT THE TIRE IN HALF... - RIGHT. 58 00:02:25,291 --> 00:02:26,625 - AND I PUT A MIRROR IN THE MIDDLE. 59 00:02:26,725 --> 00:02:29,328 IT'S PRETTY COOL, HUH? - MUCH BETTER THAN WHAT IT WAS. 60 00:02:29,428 --> 00:02:32,798 WHERE MOST PEOPLE SEE JUNK, SHE SEES OPPORTUNITY. 61 00:02:32,898 --> 00:02:34,533 - OKAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, 62 00:02:34,633 --> 00:02:36,335 HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. 63 00:02:36,435 --> 00:02:37,436 WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOORS. 64 00:02:37,536 --> 00:02:39,171 YOU'LL HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. 65 00:02:39,271 --> 00:02:41,974 TODAY'S AUCTION IS A CASH-ONLY AUCTION. 66 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:43,309 IS EVERYBODY READY TO GO? 67 00:02:43,409 --> 00:02:44,810 all: YEAH! 68 00:02:44,910 --> 00:02:46,579 - HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! 69 00:02:46,679 --> 00:02:48,047 - WHOO! 70 00:02:50,416 --> 00:02:52,751 - OH... - WHOA. 71 00:02:56,388 --> 00:02:58,591 - MY SOURCES TELL ME THAT THERE'S AN INDOOR UNIT 72 00:02:58,691 --> 00:03:00,926 THAT HASN'T BEEN TOUCHED IN TWO YEARS. 73 00:03:01,026 --> 00:03:03,429 - SOME--ONE, TWO BOOKSHELVES. 74 00:03:03,529 --> 00:03:05,297 - AN ANTIQUE--MIGHT'VE BEEN A GRANDMOTHER'S DEAL. 75 00:03:05,397 --> 00:03:07,066 I DON'T KNOW. THIS IS THE PERFECT 76 00:03:07,166 --> 00:03:09,168 KIND OF LOCKER TO FIND A GREAT HEIRLOOM IN. 77 00:03:09,268 --> 00:03:11,870 - OKAY, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS? 78 00:03:11,971 --> 00:03:13,839 - THERE'S A FEW PIECES OF FURNITURE. 79 00:03:13,939 --> 00:03:15,808 - THAT'S A HUTCH BACK THERE. - YEAH. 80 00:03:15,908 --> 00:03:17,509 - WE COULD DO SOMETHING WITH THAT HUTCH, DON'T YOU THINK? 81 00:03:17,610 --> 00:03:18,944 - YEAH, THAT AND THE DESK. 82 00:03:19,044 --> 00:03:21,680 - MARY'S EXCITED ABOUT THAT HUTCH; I'LL BE BIDDING. 83 00:03:21,780 --> 00:03:24,783 - WELL, LET ME SEE. A COUPLE ANTIQUES IN HERE. 84 00:03:24,883 --> 00:03:26,585 I THINK MOE WOULD BE INTERESTED IN THIS UNIT. 85 00:03:26,685 --> 00:03:29,088 BUT I'LL BID HIM UP ON IT, THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE. 86 00:03:29,188 --> 00:03:31,156 - OOH, I LIKE THIS LOCKER, JERRY. 87 00:03:31,257 --> 00:03:33,626 MEN'S CLOTHES. I LIKE THE VARIETY IN HERE, 88 00:03:33,726 --> 00:03:36,028 AND I REALLY LIKE THE ANTIQUE TABLES. 89 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:38,264 I WANT YOU TO BID ON THIS ONE, OKAY? 90 00:03:38,364 --> 00:03:39,465 I'M NERVOUS. 91 00:03:39,565 --> 00:03:41,367 - DON'T MAKE A BIG ISSUE OUT OF IT. 92 00:03:41,467 --> 00:03:43,469 - 500. DON'T GO PAST 5. 93 00:03:43,569 --> 00:03:47,673 - STOP EXPLAINING IT TO ME. CAN YOU SAY, "CONTROL FREAK"? 94 00:03:47,773 --> 00:03:49,108 - WHAT'M I BID HERE? NOW, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY. 95 00:03:49,208 --> 00:03:50,476 WHAT'RE YOU THINKING? - 50! 96 00:03:50,576 --> 00:03:52,144 - 50, NOW 100 THERE. 97 00:03:52,244 --> 00:03:54,046 - 150, RIGHT HERE. - 150, NOW 75-- 98 00:03:54,146 --> 00:03:56,749 - 175! - 225. RIGHT HERE! 99 00:03:56,849 --> 00:03:58,684 - 250! - 250, NOW 75-- 100 00:03:58,784 --> 00:04:01,053 - 275, RIGHT HERE! - NOW 300! 101 00:04:01,153 --> 00:04:02,421 - BRING IT! - 300. 102 00:04:02,521 --> 00:04:04,857 JERRY'S OUTBIDDING YOU! - 325 RIGHT HERE. 103 00:04:04,957 --> 00:04:07,359 - BRING IT. - 50, NOW $375. 104 00:04:07,459 --> 00:04:09,795 - 375. - GOT 375, AND 400. 105 00:04:09,895 --> 00:04:11,430 - BRING IT. - 425. RIGHT HERE. 106 00:04:11,530 --> 00:04:13,465 - BRING IT. - 475. 107 00:04:13,565 --> 00:04:15,801 - YEP! WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE. 108 00:04:15,901 --> 00:04:17,369 - GOT 500-- - BRING IT! 109 00:04:17,469 --> 00:04:19,538 - 525. - YAH! 110 00:04:19,638 --> 00:04:21,840 - NOW 550. ABLE TO BID AT 550. 111 00:04:21,940 --> 00:04:25,811 WOULD YOU BID 550. 550 ONCE, 550 TWICE... 112 00:04:25,911 --> 00:04:29,315 I'VE SOLD IT. RICKY, $525. 113 00:04:29,415 --> 00:04:32,117 - THIS LOCKER IS CLEAN. I THINK MY SOURCES ARE RIGHT. 114 00:04:32,217 --> 00:04:33,819 I CAN'T WAIT TO DIVE IN THERE. 115 00:04:33,919 --> 00:04:35,921 - EASY MONEY. 116 00:04:37,656 --> 00:04:39,224 - YAH-HOO! 117 00:04:39,325 --> 00:04:41,093 all: OOH! 118 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:48,634 - I GOT ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR POSTS. 119 00:04:48,734 --> 00:04:51,303 IT'S ACTUALLY TWO SETS. THERE'S TWO POSTER BEDS. 120 00:04:51,403 --> 00:04:53,172 - I HAVE A WHOLE NETWORK OF CUSTOMERS 121 00:04:53,272 --> 00:04:54,640 LOOKING FOR FURNITURE LIKE THIS. 122 00:04:54,740 --> 00:04:58,610 - GOT A DRESSER, WHICH IS OKAY, REFRIGERATOR, WHICH IS NICE. 123 00:04:58,711 --> 00:05:00,245 OH, BABY STUFF ALL BACK THERE--WALKERS, 124 00:05:00,346 --> 00:05:01,880 ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF BACK THERE. 125 00:05:01,980 --> 00:05:04,249 - THE UNIT IS NICE. BUT LESA'S BLABBING HER MOUTH, 126 00:05:04,350 --> 00:05:05,718 TELLING EVERYBODY WHAT'S IN THERE. 127 00:05:05,818 --> 00:05:08,320 - MM, YEAH...THE FURNITURE'S MADE OF QUALITY MATERIAL, 128 00:05:08,420 --> 00:05:12,391 BUT JUST THE DESIGN IS BAD. 129 00:05:12,491 --> 00:05:15,427 - I WAS DRAWN BY THE MATTRESSES BECAUSE THEY'RE COVERED, 130 00:05:15,527 --> 00:05:18,063 BUT AFTER I SAW THE NAME ON IT SAYS, "COLORFUL DREAM." 131 00:05:18,163 --> 00:05:20,666 THAT'S A LITTLE SCARY, I'LL TELL YA THAT. 132 00:05:22,067 --> 00:05:23,502 OH, THERE'S A LOT THERE. 133 00:05:23,602 --> 00:05:26,472 THERE'S PLENTY OF RAW MATERIALS IN HERE FOR MARY TO WORK ON. 134 00:05:26,572 --> 00:05:28,073 - SOME LITTLE HOUSEHOLD UNIT HERE. 135 00:05:28,173 --> 00:05:30,409 WHAT'M I BID NOW, 100? - RIGHT HERE, 100! 136 00:05:30,509 --> 00:05:32,678 - 100, NOW 200-- - 150! 137 00:05:32,778 --> 00:05:35,447 - 175! - NOW 75 AND 200. 138 00:05:35,547 --> 00:05:37,850 - 200! 139 00:05:37,950 --> 00:05:40,018 - 224. - 225, AND 50-- 140 00:05:40,119 --> 00:05:42,321 - YOU GOT IT. - 275! 141 00:05:42,421 --> 00:05:44,656 - 275, AND 300. 300, SIR IN THE BACK. 142 00:05:44,757 --> 00:05:46,358 - RIGHT HERE. - 325. 143 00:05:46,458 --> 00:05:48,594 - 325! - 325, NOW 50. 144 00:05:48,694 --> 00:05:50,996 - YEAH! - NOW 75. 145 00:05:51,096 --> 00:05:54,266 - 375! - 4, NOW 4--400. 146 00:05:54,366 --> 00:05:56,769 400 ONCE, 400-- - YEAH! 147 00:05:56,869 --> 00:05:58,370 - I HAVE 400 HERE. 148 00:05:58,470 --> 00:06:00,773 - 425! - 425, NOW 50. 149 00:06:00,873 --> 00:06:01,840 - YEAH! 150 00:06:01,940 --> 00:06:03,008 - NOW 75, 475-- 151 00:06:03,108 --> 00:06:05,377 - 475. - NOW 500. 152 00:06:05,477 --> 00:06:07,012 - YES! - 500. 153 00:06:07,112 --> 00:06:09,848 525-- - 525. 154 00:06:09,948 --> 00:06:11,583 - OH, MY GOD! 155 00:06:11,683 --> 00:06:13,218 - NOW 550! 156 00:06:13,318 --> 00:06:15,521 - YES! - [laughs] 157 00:06:15,621 --> 00:06:17,956 - I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE TO SWITCH RICKY TO DECAF. 158 00:06:18,056 --> 00:06:19,825 - [laughs] NOW 75-- 159 00:06:19,925 --> 00:06:21,660 [auctioneering] - YES! 160 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:23,762 - 600! - YES! 161 00:06:23,862 --> 00:06:25,464 - 625. - YEAH! 162 00:06:25,564 --> 00:06:26,899 - 650 NOW-- - YES! 163 00:06:26,999 --> 00:06:28,801 - 650, NOW 75-- - 675. 164 00:06:28,901 --> 00:06:30,969 - NOW $700-- - YEAH! 165 00:06:31,069 --> 00:06:33,105 - 725-- - 725. 166 00:06:33,205 --> 00:06:35,073 - NOW 50. ANYBODY GIVE $750. 167 00:06:35,174 --> 00:06:37,242 - YEAH! - SURE. 168 00:06:37,342 --> 00:06:38,577 - 800. - YEAH. 169 00:06:38,677 --> 00:06:41,413 - 825 HERE. - VERY SURE. 170 00:06:41,513 --> 00:06:43,515 - OOH. - 850. 171 00:06:43,615 --> 00:06:47,519 - NO! - ONCE, TWICE, I SAY, MOE, YES. 172 00:06:47,619 --> 00:06:49,221 - HEY! 173 00:06:49,321 --> 00:06:50,889 - 825, MOE. - YIKES. 174 00:06:50,989 --> 00:06:52,458 I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME. 175 00:06:52,558 --> 00:06:56,161 THINK I MIGHT'VE OVERSPENT ON THIS ONE. 176 00:06:56,261 --> 00:06:57,796 - RICKY GOT A TIP THAT THIS LOCKER'S BEEN UNTOUCHED 177 00:06:57,896 --> 00:06:59,431 FOR TWO YEARS. 178 00:06:59,531 --> 00:07:00,766 SO NOW WE'RE GONNA CRACK IT OPEN, 179 00:07:00,866 --> 00:07:03,168 SEE WHAT'S BEEN LOCKED UP IN THERE ALL THIS TIME. 180 00:07:03,268 --> 00:07:04,970 - WHOO, DOGGY. WE GOT SOME TROPHIES. 181 00:07:05,070 --> 00:07:07,339 YOU'RE THE WINNER, BUBBA. - THIS IS NICE. 182 00:07:07,439 --> 00:07:10,409 - YEAH. WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'LL BRING? 183 00:07:10,509 --> 00:07:12,611 - 100. IT'S REAL WOOD. 184 00:07:12,711 --> 00:07:13,679 - YEAH, IT'S ALL WOOD. 185 00:07:13,779 --> 00:07:15,414 YOU COULD WHITTLE A POCKETKNIFE ON THAT. 186 00:07:15,514 --> 00:07:17,249 - YUP, SO THAT'S-- - OH, JEEZ. 187 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:19,585 - 150, 200 BUCKS. - EXACTLY. 188 00:07:19,685 --> 00:07:22,154 - THOSE ARE NICE. - THERE'S A LEATHER JACKET. 189 00:07:22,254 --> 00:07:24,656 $100 WORTH OF CLOTHES, THE JACKETS AND STUFF. 190 00:07:24,756 --> 00:07:27,192 THAT JUST KEEPS ADDING UP. I'M SEEING DOLLAR SIGNS, BUB. 191 00:07:27,292 --> 00:07:29,161 LOTS OF TOYS. - GOOD, CLEAN TOYS. 192 00:07:29,261 --> 00:07:30,529 BARBIE STUFF. 193 00:07:30,629 --> 00:07:32,764 WE GOT A COUPLE HUNDRED DOLLARS JUST IN TOYS RIGHT THERE. 194 00:07:32,865 --> 00:07:34,800 - THESE TOYS ARE GONNA PAY FOR THE UNIT. 195 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:37,102 BUT WE HAVEN'T FOUND ANYTHING REAL SPECIAL. 196 00:07:37,202 --> 00:07:39,104 HEY, HEY, HEY! 197 00:07:39,204 --> 00:07:40,472 - I LOVE LOCKBOXES. 198 00:07:40,572 --> 00:07:41,940 - YOU LIKE HEY, HEY, HEY? 199 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,842 - SET HER DOWN. 200 00:07:43,942 --> 00:07:46,478 - YOU KNOW THAT I'M ALWAYS PREPARED. 201 00:07:51,416 --> 00:07:54,820 - HOLY [bleep]! 202 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:58,790 LOOKEE HERE. 203 00:07:58,891 --> 00:07:59,925 ATTENTION, EVERYBODY. 204 00:08:00,025 --> 00:08:02,327 WE MAY HAVE TWO DIAMOND RINGS IN HERE. 205 00:08:02,427 --> 00:08:04,029 - [bleep] BIG THAT IS. 206 00:08:04,129 --> 00:08:05,664 - IT'S PROBABLY FAKE. 207 00:08:05,764 --> 00:08:07,533 - WE'VE FOUND 'EM THIS BIG, AND THEY'RE ALWAYS-- 208 00:08:07,633 --> 00:08:08,700 - CZs. 209 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,602 - "CUBIC ZIRCORNIO." - "CUBIC ZIRCORNIA." 210 00:08:10,702 --> 00:08:14,039 LET'S GET THESE CHECKED OUT. AND YOU KNOW-- 211 00:08:14,139 --> 00:08:15,507 - I KNOW WHERE TO GO. 212 00:08:15,607 --> 00:08:18,043 - ME AND BUBBA ARE GONNA HIT MY FIRST CONNECTION I EVER MADE. 213 00:08:18,143 --> 00:08:19,444 MY DEAR MOTHER. 214 00:08:19,545 --> 00:08:22,080 - SHE'LL KNOW. - SHE'S AN EXPERT IN THIS. 215 00:08:25,183 --> 00:08:26,952 - all: AAH... 216 00:08:30,722 --> 00:08:32,457 - TV, PARTICLE BOARD... 217 00:08:32,558 --> 00:08:33,559 IT'S A MAN'S UNIT. 218 00:08:33,659 --> 00:08:36,194 YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT MANLY UNITS. 219 00:08:36,295 --> 00:08:39,431 THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THEIR TOYS. 220 00:08:39,531 --> 00:08:41,700 - I SEE A LAMP, TV... 221 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:44,636 I'M GONNA WIN THIS UNIT FOR LESA. 222 00:08:44,736 --> 00:08:46,371 - GOTTA BUY WHAT YOU NEED. 223 00:08:46,471 --> 00:08:49,608 THAT DRESSER IS REAL WOOD, BUT THIS ONE RIGHT HERE IS MDF. 224 00:08:49,708 --> 00:08:52,377 IT'S WHAT YOU BUY AT A DISCOUNT STORE. 225 00:08:52,477 --> 00:08:54,947 - IT COULD BE. - IT MIGHT BE A BOAT SEAT. 226 00:08:55,047 --> 00:08:55,948 I'D RATHER SEE A BOAT IN HERE 227 00:08:56,048 --> 00:08:57,916 INSTEAD OF JUST PIECES OF A BOAT. 228 00:08:58,016 --> 00:09:00,919 - I'M NOT--I'M NOT DIGGING IT. 229 00:09:08,293 --> 00:09:10,062 - YEAH, A BACKSEAT TO A TRUCK. 230 00:09:10,162 --> 00:09:12,164 - THERE'S AN INTERESTING LEATHER SEAT IN THE BACK. 231 00:09:12,264 --> 00:09:15,067 I THINK MARY CAN MAKE SOME KIND OF CHAIR OR BENCH WITH IT. 232 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:17,603 - DON'T STOP UNLESS I [bleep] PUNCH YOU. 233 00:09:17,703 --> 00:09:19,438 - MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, 100-- 234 00:09:19,538 --> 00:09:22,274 - 100, RIGHT HERE! - 100, NOW 1/4... 235 00:09:22,374 --> 00:09:23,809 - RIGHT HERE! - HERE! 236 00:09:23,909 --> 00:09:25,143 - NOW 75. - RIGHT HERE. 237 00:09:25,243 --> 00:09:27,045 - 75, AND NOW 200. [auctioneering] 238 00:09:27,145 --> 00:09:28,847 - BRING IT! - LESA'S INTERESTED IN THIS 239 00:09:28,947 --> 00:09:30,315 UNIT? - AND I HAVE 200-- 240 00:09:30,415 --> 00:09:32,017 - 250. - 250, AND 70! 241 00:09:32,117 --> 00:09:33,251 - BRING IT! 242 00:09:33,352 --> 00:09:36,655 - I FEEL IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY TO MAKE HER PAY. 243 00:09:36,755 --> 00:09:38,824 - OKAY, NOW 280-- - YES! 244 00:09:38,924 --> 00:09:41,927 - I KNOW WHAT VICTOR'S UP TO. BITCH, I'M STEPPING IN. 245 00:09:42,027 --> 00:09:45,097 - 300, NOW 300, NOW 3-- - BRING IT! 246 00:09:45,197 --> 00:09:47,366 - NOW 350-- - 350, RIGHT HERE! 247 00:09:47,466 --> 00:09:49,301 - 400, NOW 400! - BRING IT! 248 00:09:49,401 --> 00:09:52,237 - NOW 1/4! 425 ONCE, 425 TWICE... 249 00:09:52,337 --> 00:09:54,172 - LET HER HAVE IT. - I'VE SOLD IT. 250 00:09:54,272 --> 00:09:56,708 LESA, $400, LESA, $400. 251 00:09:56,808 --> 00:09:58,477 - YOU KNOW WHAT, VICTOR? 252 00:09:58,577 --> 00:09:59,911 IF YOU'RE NOT BIDDING ON A [bleep] THING, 253 00:10:00,012 --> 00:10:01,113 THEN WHY DON'T YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT? 254 00:10:01,213 --> 00:10:03,515 - TOUGH [bleep]. - AND YOU THINK I'M KIDDING? 255 00:10:03,615 --> 00:10:05,684 LOOK AT ME, VICTOR, I AM [bleep] SERIOUS AS [bleep]. 256 00:10:05,784 --> 00:10:07,686 - I DON'T GIVE A [bleep], AND GET OUTTA MY FACE. 257 00:10:07,786 --> 00:10:09,221 - YEAH, YOU GET OUTTA MINE. 258 00:10:09,321 --> 00:10:10,589 I MAKE A LIVING IN THIS. 259 00:10:10,689 --> 00:10:14,026 YOU--THIS IS A JOKE FOR YOU, BUT IT'S NOT FOR ME. 260 00:10:14,126 --> 00:10:16,294 - I CAME TO MAKE MY COMPETITION PAY. 261 00:10:16,395 --> 00:10:18,230 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. 262 00:10:21,733 --> 00:10:24,636 - I BOUGHT A LOCKER WITH BASICALLY A BUNCH OF JUNK. 263 00:10:24,736 --> 00:10:25,637 - TREASURES. 264 00:10:25,737 --> 00:10:27,806 - SO MARY COULD UPCYCLE WITH IT. 265 00:10:27,906 --> 00:10:30,008 MARY SPECIALIZES IN TURNING ORDINARY THINGS 266 00:10:30,108 --> 00:10:32,778 INTO ONE-OF-A- KIND ITEMS. 267 00:10:32,878 --> 00:10:35,213 THIS LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE A JOB. 268 00:10:35,313 --> 00:10:37,549 - YEAH, IT IS. 269 00:10:37,649 --> 00:10:40,519 WHAT SHOULD WE TAKE OUT FIRST? 270 00:10:40,619 --> 00:10:42,521 - ♪ ROCK-A-BYE BABY... ♪ 271 00:10:42,621 --> 00:10:45,057 ♪ ON THE TREE TOP ♪ 272 00:10:47,492 --> 00:10:48,894 THE WOOD'S BLOND MAPLE, 273 00:10:48,994 --> 00:10:51,329 THE LEGS ARE CUT OUT AT THE END TO GIVE IT AN EDGE. 274 00:10:51,430 --> 00:10:54,132 IT COULD BE USED IN A KITCHEN, OR A CHILD'S DESK. 275 00:10:54,232 --> 00:10:56,568 EASILY 125, EASILY. - AWESOME. 276 00:10:56,668 --> 00:10:58,470 - I'M A LITTLE RELIEVED THAT I FOUND SOMETHING 277 00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,972 THAT WON'T NEED A LOT OF UPDATING. 278 00:11:01,073 --> 00:11:03,208 - OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, LOOK AT THESE. 279 00:11:03,308 --> 00:11:10,215 THESE DRAWERS COULD BE TURNED INTO A SHELF ON THE WALL. 280 00:11:10,315 --> 00:11:12,684 I WALLPAPER IT, PAINT IT, AND THEN PUT SOME, LIKE, 281 00:11:12,784 --> 00:11:13,952 COAT HOOKS ON THERE. 282 00:11:14,052 --> 00:11:15,087 ENTRYWAY. 283 00:11:15,187 --> 00:11:17,422 IN A SMALL SPACE, OR ANYWHERE. 284 00:11:17,522 --> 00:11:20,392 AND THEN--THEN HERE ITSELF-- 285 00:11:20,492 --> 00:11:22,994 COULD MAKE THIS INTO A WINE RACK. 286 00:11:23,095 --> 00:11:26,331 - GOOD IDEA. MARY'S REALLY GOT AN EYE. 287 00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:29,568 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 288 00:11:29,668 --> 00:11:31,670 - I MEAN, IT'S-- HAS A GOOD FRAME, 289 00:11:31,770 --> 00:11:34,372 IT'S--YOU KNOW, PAINT IT, MAYBE CHANGE THESE. 290 00:11:34,473 --> 00:11:37,209 YOU JUST REPLACE THESE ALTOGETHER. 291 00:11:37,309 --> 00:11:39,044 JUST CUT IT STRAIGHT OFF, AND THEN PAINT IT. 292 00:11:39,144 --> 00:11:41,613 - AS FURNITURE, THIS STUFF'S PRETTY MUCH WORTHLESS. 293 00:11:41,713 --> 00:11:43,949 SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO WORK HER MAGIC. 294 00:11:44,049 --> 00:11:46,184 - TREASURES. 295 00:11:46,284 --> 00:11:47,352 - WHAT'S UP, HOMEGIRL? 296 00:11:47,452 --> 00:11:49,855 - JERRY AND I BOUGHT A MAN'S UNIT, 297 00:11:49,955 --> 00:11:53,291 AND OF COURSE VICTOR BID US UP ON IT. 298 00:11:53,391 --> 00:11:55,293 I HOPE THIS LOCKER WAS WORTH FIGHTING FOR. 299 00:11:57,662 --> 00:12:00,098 I'M STILL PISSED. - YOU WON IT, THOUGH, LESA. 300 00:12:00,198 --> 00:12:01,399 - YOU BETTER FIND SOMETHING NICE IN HERE FOR ME, 301 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:02,768 TO MAKE ME HAPPY. 302 00:12:02,868 --> 00:12:04,269 - BETTER PUT YOUR HANDS ON SOMETHING, 303 00:12:04,369 --> 00:12:06,738 AND YOU'LL MAKE ME HAPPY. 304 00:12:06,838 --> 00:12:09,908 - AH, [bleep]. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 305 00:12:10,008 --> 00:12:12,711 OH! 306 00:12:12,811 --> 00:12:15,413 IS THIS A BOAT SEAT? 307 00:12:16,982 --> 00:12:19,417 - THAT'S A MASSAGE TABLE. 308 00:12:19,518 --> 00:12:20,519 - WHAT'S THIS, JERRY? 309 00:12:20,619 --> 00:12:21,987 THERE'S NO FRIKKIN' SEAT TO THIS. 310 00:12:22,087 --> 00:12:23,321 HOW IS THAT GONNA MAKE ME MONEY HERE? 311 00:12:23,421 --> 00:12:25,323 - WHY IS SHE MAD AT ME, EXACTLY? 312 00:12:25,423 --> 00:12:29,561 IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, SHE'S THE ONE THAT BID. 313 00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:31,496 - LET ME HELP YOU WITH THIS. THIS IS PRETTY NICE. 314 00:12:31,596 --> 00:12:33,398 - WHA--OH, YOU FINALLY SEE SOMETHING YOU MIGHT LIKE? 315 00:12:33,498 --> 00:12:34,399 - [laughs] 316 00:12:34,499 --> 00:12:36,067 - YOU GOT THE TABLE... - OKAY. 317 00:12:36,168 --> 00:12:37,369 - A NICE TABLE. 318 00:12:37,469 --> 00:12:39,104 - SO THE TABLE AND CHAIRS... - ABOUT 150. 319 00:12:39,204 --> 00:12:42,541 - AND NOW, PROBABLY NEED SOME MORE. 320 00:12:43,942 --> 00:12:46,111 OH, MY GOD. 321 00:12:46,211 --> 00:12:49,781 [laughs] 322 00:12:50,849 --> 00:12:52,184 REALLY? 323 00:12:52,284 --> 00:12:54,186 HELLO... 324 00:12:54,286 --> 00:12:56,354 - WELL, AT LEAST I GOT HER TO LAUGH. 325 00:12:56,454 --> 00:12:59,491 IT'S A HEAD THAT GO ON A COW THAT YOU LEARN HOW TO-- 326 00:12:59,591 --> 00:13:01,426 YOU PRACTICE TO ROPE WITH IT. 327 00:13:01,526 --> 00:13:03,628 - WHERE'S THE BODY? - IT'S--I'M GETTING TO IT. 328 00:13:03,728 --> 00:13:06,364 - I THINK THAT COW'S GONNA MAKE ME HAPPY. 329 00:13:06,464 --> 00:13:08,466 WHAT? [laughs] 330 00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:10,535 THIS IS THE COW. 331 00:13:12,971 --> 00:13:15,073 THIS IS THE ROPING COW. 332 00:13:17,475 --> 00:13:19,244 WHAT IS THIS, JERRY? 333 00:13:19,344 --> 00:13:21,613 - LOOKS LIKE A COW LEG. - [laughs] 334 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:24,950 OH, MY GOSH, LOOKIT. AND THEN THIS HOOKS ONTO THIS. 335 00:13:25,050 --> 00:13:26,518 I DON'T KNOW IF THIS THING'S WORTH A DAMN, 336 00:13:26,618 --> 00:13:27,786 BUT IT'S KIND OF CUTE. 337 00:13:27,886 --> 00:13:29,454 - A BUNCH OF COWBOYS WHERE YOU'RE FROM. 338 00:13:29,554 --> 00:13:31,389 - LITTLE KIDS WOULD LIKE THAT. - YEAH. 339 00:13:31,489 --> 00:13:32,891 - 75? - MAYBE MORE. 340 00:13:32,991 --> 00:13:34,960 YOU MIGHT--SOMEBODY LOOK AT IT. 341 00:13:35,060 --> 00:13:37,229 - JERRY'S RIGHT. WE CAN GET THIS THING LOOKED AT. 342 00:13:37,329 --> 00:13:38,864 - SOMEBODY PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THAT. 343 00:13:41,399 --> 00:13:42,934 - MARY AND I FOUND SOME OLD FURNITURE 344 00:13:43,034 --> 00:13:45,370 THAT WAS JUST UGLY AS SIN. 345 00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:47,939 MARY... I'M JUST HOPING SHE WAS ABLE 346 00:13:48,039 --> 00:13:49,741 TO WORK SOME MIRACLE AND TURN THIS JUNK 347 00:13:49,841 --> 00:13:51,142 INTO SOME MONEY. 348 00:13:51,243 --> 00:13:52,811 WHAT DO YOU GOT FOR ME? 349 00:13:52,911 --> 00:13:56,615 - OKAY, REMEMBER THE BROWN TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE OF A BED 350 00:13:56,715 --> 00:13:59,150 THAT WE FOUND? - IT WAS HORRIFIC. 351 00:13:59,251 --> 00:14:04,456 - OKAY, YOU READY TO SEE WHAT I DID? 352 00:14:04,556 --> 00:14:05,423 - OH, MY GOSH. 353 00:14:05,523 --> 00:14:07,192 - VOILA. - WOW! 354 00:14:07,292 --> 00:14:09,261 - CAN YOU EVEN TELL IT WAS A BED? 355 00:14:09,361 --> 00:14:10,462 - NO. 356 00:14:10,562 --> 00:14:12,797 - SO IT'S ALL FROM THE ORIGINAL BED. 357 00:14:12,898 --> 00:14:14,699 THIS IS THE HEADBOARD, AND THEN THE FOOTBOARD-- 358 00:14:14,799 --> 00:14:16,601 I MADE IT INTO THE BENCH. 359 00:14:16,701 --> 00:14:19,638 THE PAINT, I USED ACRYLIC AND OIL PAINT. 360 00:14:19,738 --> 00:14:20,972 THIS IS WALLPAPER. 361 00:14:21,072 --> 00:14:22,874 - I'D LIKE TO CLIMB INSIDE YOUR HEAD 362 00:14:22,974 --> 00:14:25,410 TO SEE HOW YOU FIGURE OUT ALL THIS. 363 00:14:25,510 --> 00:14:27,178 I CONSIDER MYSELF PRETTY CREATIVE, 364 00:14:27,279 --> 00:14:28,747 ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO FEET, 365 00:14:28,847 --> 00:14:31,449 BUT MARY'S IMAGINATION BLOWS MY SOCKS OFF. 366 00:14:31,549 --> 00:14:34,119 I THINK THIS WILL MOVE... 367 00:14:34,219 --> 00:14:35,720 525. 368 00:14:35,820 --> 00:14:37,355 - YEAH. - TO A DESIGNER. 369 00:14:37,455 --> 00:14:39,591 - YEAH. - YOU GOT ANYTHING ELSE? 370 00:14:39,691 --> 00:14:41,026 - WELL... - ARE YOU GONNA TAKE-- 371 00:14:41,126 --> 00:14:42,294 YOU ALREADY TOOK MY BREATH AWAY. 372 00:14:42,394 --> 00:14:43,762 - OKAY, DO YOU REMEMBER THE DRESSER 373 00:14:43,862 --> 00:14:46,164 THAT WAS MADE OUT OF THE SAME WOOD? 374 00:14:46,264 --> 00:14:48,166 - YUP. IT HAD A MATE. 375 00:14:48,266 --> 00:14:50,535 - IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO FIGURE OUT 376 00:14:50,635 --> 00:14:54,039 HOW TO MAKE THIS INTERESTING. 377 00:14:54,139 --> 00:14:58,009 - OH, BOY. UNBELIEVABLE WINE RACK. 378 00:14:58,109 --> 00:14:59,844 - I KEPT THE ORIGINAL FRAME. 379 00:14:59,945 --> 00:15:02,347 THESE ARE ALUMINUM CYLINDERS I ACTUALLY FOUND 380 00:15:02,447 --> 00:15:04,816 ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET IN BULK TRASH. 381 00:15:04,916 --> 00:15:08,320 TWO OF THE DRAWERS I MADE INTO THIS. 382 00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:11,790 - WE WERE LIKE, $50 FOR THIS DRIFTWOOD. 383 00:15:11,890 --> 00:15:13,191 - YEAH. [laughs] 384 00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:17,228 - I THINK THIS WILL MOVE... 385 00:15:17,329 --> 00:15:19,331 8? 825? 386 00:15:19,431 --> 00:15:21,766 - THAT SOUNDS VERY NICE. 387 00:15:21,866 --> 00:15:24,536 - YOU'RE MAGICAL AGAIN! 388 00:15:24,636 --> 00:15:27,472 MARY'S NOT A MAGICIAN, SHE'S AN ALCHEMIST. 389 00:15:27,572 --> 00:15:28,707 - WHAT DO YOU THINK, MOE? 390 00:15:28,807 --> 00:15:32,911 - SHE'S TURNED MY PILE OF WOOD INTO GOLD. 391 00:15:33,011 --> 00:15:34,980 THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME, MOE. 392 00:15:36,948 --> 00:15:38,683 [whinnies] 393 00:15:38,783 --> 00:15:40,385 - HI. ARE YOU WAYNE? 394 00:15:40,485 --> 00:15:42,320 - YEAH, WHO'S ASKIN'? - I'M LESA. 395 00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:44,689 WE FOUND THIS ROPING CALF IN THIS UNIT 396 00:15:44,789 --> 00:15:46,091 THAT VICTOR BID US UP ON. 397 00:15:46,191 --> 00:15:49,761 - SO HOPEFULLY THIS ROPIN' CALF GONNA SAVE OUR HIDE. 398 00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:52,664 - I HEARD THAT YOU KNOW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THIS. 399 00:15:52,764 --> 00:15:53,732 - YES. 400 00:15:53,832 --> 00:15:55,300 YEAH, YOU GOT TWO SEPARATE ITEMS. 401 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,002 THESE ARE TRAINING DEVICES IN THE RODEO WORLD 402 00:15:57,102 --> 00:15:59,037 CALLED HIGH HEELS. AND THESE, UH-- 403 00:15:59,137 --> 00:16:00,872 - NO, THESE ARE CALLED HIGH HEELS. 404 00:16:00,972 --> 00:16:02,173 - both: [laugh] 405 00:16:02,273 --> 00:16:03,975 - THESE ARE REALLY CALLED HIGH HEELS, YEAH. 406 00:16:04,075 --> 00:16:06,378 THE RODEO EVENTS THAT WE DO, WE ROPE CATTLE, 407 00:16:06,478 --> 00:16:07,979 AND YOU HAVE TO ROPE 'EM--SOME AROUND THE HEAD, 408 00:16:08,079 --> 00:16:09,781 AND THEN SOME WE'LL ROPE AROUND THE BACK FEET. 409 00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:13,118 THESE, UH--THESE ARE PRACTICE FOR ROPIN' THE HEELS. 410 00:16:13,218 --> 00:16:14,719 COULD ATTACH THIS TO, LIKE, AN ATV, A PICKUP, 411 00:16:14,819 --> 00:16:17,655 OR YOU CAN EVEN JUST TIE IT ON THE FENCE. 412 00:16:17,756 --> 00:16:20,358 - THIS LITTLE UNIT HERE... IT'S IN GREAT SHAPE, 413 00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:22,627 LOOKS LIKE IT'S BRAND NEW. 414 00:16:22,727 --> 00:16:25,497 THIS UNIT--90 BUCKS IS WHAT THIS THING'S WORTH. 415 00:16:25,597 --> 00:16:26,498 - ALL RIGHT. 416 00:16:26,598 --> 00:16:28,033 - THIS IS KIND OF A TOY, 417 00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:30,502 A ROPIN' TOY THAT, UH, YOU SIT AROUND THE HOUSE, 418 00:16:30,602 --> 00:16:32,604 SIT AROUND THE CAMPFIRE, AND ALL THE KIDS ROPE, 419 00:16:32,704 --> 00:16:33,705 AND EVERYBODY HAS FUN WITH IT. 420 00:16:33,805 --> 00:16:35,040 - REALLY? - YEAH. 421 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:37,275 YOU GET A LOT OF, UH--A LOT OF PRACTICE OUT OF IT, 422 00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:38,710 BUT IT'S JUST A LITTLE TOY. 423 00:16:38,810 --> 00:16:41,846 WHAT MAKES THIS ONE A LITTLE UNIQUE IS THE CALF HIDE ON IT. 424 00:16:41,946 --> 00:16:43,481 - OKAY, SO... 425 00:16:43,581 --> 00:16:47,852 - ALL TOTALED, THAT WHOLE PACKAGE RIGHT THERE... 426 00:16:47,952 --> 00:16:50,588 I WOULD SAY ABOUT 375. 427 00:16:50,688 --> 00:16:54,059 - THAT'S NOT BAD. - THAT'S ABOUT $465. 428 00:16:54,159 --> 00:16:56,127 HALLELUJAH. - OKAY, LEMME TRY. 429 00:16:56,227 --> 00:16:57,429 - ALL RIGHT. 430 00:16:57,529 --> 00:16:58,730 I COULD TEACH YOU HOW TO SWING ONE. 431 00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:00,065 YOU'RE KINDA SPUNKY. I LIKE THAT. 432 00:17:00,165 --> 00:17:02,067 - [laughs] I LIKE TRYING EVERYTHING ONCE. 433 00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:04,202 - YEAH? - [laughing] 434 00:17:04,302 --> 00:17:05,870 - HOLD IT LIKE THAT. 435 00:17:05,970 --> 00:17:07,505 PRETTY GOOD, PRETTY GOOD. 436 00:17:10,008 --> 00:17:11,009 OH, MAN! 437 00:17:11,109 --> 00:17:13,945 - I GOT IT! I GOT IT! 438 00:17:14,045 --> 00:17:15,914 - PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO GO AFTER LESA. 439 00:17:16,014 --> 00:17:16,915 - COME HERE, HORSEY! 440 00:17:17,015 --> 00:17:18,950 - BUT YOU CAN'T TIE HER DOWN. 441 00:17:19,050 --> 00:17:20,985 [laughter] 442 00:17:21,086 --> 00:17:22,320 - VERY GOOD. 443 00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:24,422 I'D JUST PRETENDED IT WAS VICTOR. 444 00:17:27,025 --> 00:17:28,860 - MY MOM PUFFY IS A LOCAL EXPERT. 445 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:29,861 HELLO, MOM. 446 00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:32,097 AND IS A FANATIC ABOUT JEWELRY. 447 00:17:32,197 --> 00:17:34,732 - HEY, BABE, HOW'S IT GOING? - GOOD. 448 00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:36,067 - SO WE'RE TAKING THE TWO DIAMOND RINGS 449 00:17:36,167 --> 00:17:38,770 WE FOUND IN OUR LOCKER TO HER STORE. 450 00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:40,438 - SO WHAT YOU DOING TODAY? 451 00:17:40,538 --> 00:17:43,007 - WE FOUND SOME JEWELRY IN A STORAGE UNIT, AND, UH, 452 00:17:43,108 --> 00:17:45,310 WE'RE PRETTY SURE THAT IT'S GOLD, 453 00:17:45,410 --> 00:17:46,811 BUT WE'VE GOT SOME BIG STONES, 454 00:17:46,911 --> 00:17:48,113 AND WE JUST WANTED YOU TO CHECK IT OUT. 455 00:17:48,213 --> 00:17:51,082 - LET ME TAKE A LOOK. 456 00:17:51,182 --> 00:17:52,617 WOW. 457 00:17:52,717 --> 00:17:54,986 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE IT TO ME? 458 00:17:55,086 --> 00:17:57,055 - ABOUT TO RUN OUT OF FINGERS. - I WAS ABOUT TO SAY, UH... 459 00:17:57,155 --> 00:17:58,923 - DON'T YOU THINK IT LOOKS LIKE ME? 460 00:17:59,023 --> 00:18:00,525 - [laughs] IT LOOKS LIKE YOU, MOM. 461 00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:03,361 - LET'S SEE IF IT'S GOLD. 462 00:18:06,164 --> 00:18:08,533 [beeps] IT IS REAL. 463 00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:11,503 - NICE. - THAT IS 14-KARAT GOLD. 464 00:18:13,204 --> 00:18:15,440 - NOW SHE'S GONNA SEE IF THEY'RE REAL DIAMONDS. 465 00:18:15,540 --> 00:18:17,108 CHECK IT, YOUR MACHINE'S READY. 466 00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:18,576 - YOU SEE THE LIGHT. 467 00:18:18,676 --> 00:18:19,777 THE RED LIGHT... 468 00:18:19,878 --> 00:18:21,012 - WHAT DO WE WANT, GREEN? 469 00:18:21,112 --> 00:18:22,547 - I WANT IT GREEN. 470 00:18:22,647 --> 00:18:23,882 THAT MEANS DIAMOND. 471 00:18:23,982 --> 00:18:25,817 - I'M REALLY GONNA SEE GREEN IF IT'S REAL. 472 00:18:31,055 --> 00:18:33,892 [beeps] 473 00:18:33,992 --> 00:18:35,727 - GREEN. 474 00:18:35,827 --> 00:18:37,061 - THAT'S REAL. 475 00:18:37,162 --> 00:18:39,597 - THAT IS A DIAMOND. OH, YEAH. 476 00:18:40,932 --> 00:18:43,168 - HOLY COW, I THOUGHT THIS WAS FAKE. 477 00:18:43,268 --> 00:18:45,069 - WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? 478 00:18:45,170 --> 00:18:47,739 - SO LET'S CHECK THIS OUT. 479 00:18:47,839 --> 00:18:50,642 YOU HAVE GOT A THREE-STONE RING. 480 00:18:50,742 --> 00:18:52,410 - LET'S SEE IT. - PLEASE BE GREEN. 481 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,615 [beeps] 482 00:18:58,983 --> 00:19:01,553 - GIMME A HIGH-FIVE, BUBBA. 483 00:19:01,653 --> 00:19:02,787 - WELL, THEY'RE ALL DIAMONDS. 484 00:19:02,887 --> 00:19:05,557 THE CLARITY IS A VS1. 485 00:19:05,657 --> 00:19:08,493 - THAT KIND OF CLARITY-- ALMOST A PERFECT DIAMOND. 486 00:19:08,593 --> 00:19:13,164 - TOTAL OF 4 KARATS IN DIAMONDS, AND 14-KARAT GOLD. 487 00:19:13,264 --> 00:19:17,535 I'M GOING TO SAY THAT THE RETAIL REPLACEMENT VALUE IS... 488 00:19:22,173 --> 00:19:24,809 APPROXIMATELY 30,000 ON THIS RING. 489 00:19:27,212 --> 00:19:28,646 - $30,000? 490 00:19:28,746 --> 00:19:31,316 - ON BOTH, OR JUST THAT ONE? 491 00:19:31,416 --> 00:19:34,485 - THIS ONE. - WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? 492 00:19:34,586 --> 00:19:35,687 - [clears throat] 493 00:19:35,787 --> 00:19:37,655 - 18 TO 19,000. 494 00:19:37,755 --> 00:19:39,357 THEY'RE REAL, GUYS. 495 00:19:39,457 --> 00:19:42,093 - NO WAY. - YES, WAY. 496 00:19:42,193 --> 00:19:44,629 - I WAS HOPING TO GET $400 IN GOLD TODAY. 497 00:19:44,729 --> 00:19:46,431 - THAT'S WHAT WE WALKED IN THE DOOR THINKING. 498 00:19:46,531 --> 00:19:48,233 IN 38 YEARS OF DOING THIS, 499 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,735 I'VE NEVER FOUND THAT MUCH MONEY IN JEWELRY. 500 00:19:50,835 --> 00:19:52,770 OH, MY LORD, YOU'VE MADE MY DAY. 501 00:19:52,870 --> 00:19:54,906 AND I HAVE MY CONNECTIONS TO THANK FOR IT. 502 00:19:55,006 --> 00:19:56,441 YOU KNOW I'VE JUST BEEN CARRYING THOSE IN MY POCKET 503 00:19:56,541 --> 00:19:58,276 FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. 504 00:19:58,376 --> 00:20:00,645 - RICK, YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT. 505 00:20:00,745 --> 00:20:01,779 - YES! 506 00:20:01,879 --> 00:20:03,114 YES! - DUDE, THAT WAS A LICK. 507 00:20:03,214 --> 00:20:04,849 - YES, YES! WHAT A LICK. 508 00:20:04,949 --> 00:20:06,918 - WERE YOU SKIPPIN'? - I SKIP LIKE A MOFO. 509 00:20:07,018 --> 00:20:08,553 - [laughs] 510 00:20:08,653 --> 00:20:11,689 - narrator: THE IRVING WINNERS WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, 511 00:20:11,789 --> 00:20:16,427 SCORING A WHOPPING 49 GRAND ON THEIR DIAMOND RINGS. 512 00:20:16,527 --> 00:20:21,532 MOE PRIGOFF UPCYCLED HIS FURNITURE FOR A PROFIT OF 650. 513 00:20:21,633 --> 00:20:26,304 LESA LEWIS ROPED IN A PROFIT OF $200 WITH HER CATTLE HEELS 514 00:20:26,404 --> 00:20:28,172 AND PRACTICE CALF. 515 00:20:28,273 --> 00:20:32,644 WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY WAS JUST PLAIN ANNOYING. 516 00:20:40,051 --> 00:20:41,986 - IS IT TIGHT? 517 00:20:42,086 --> 00:20:44,589 - HEY, VICTOR, HOW COME YOU'RE BACK FROM LUNCH SO QUICK? 518 00:20:44,689 --> 00:20:47,191 - ♪ A LITTLE SUGAR ON YOUR BISCUIT FEELS GOOD ♪ 519 00:20:47,292 --> 00:20:49,127 [chuckles] - MY FAVORITE POSITION. 520 00:20:49,227 --> 00:20:50,928 - WHA--YOU'RE FILMING THIS? 521 00:20:51,029 --> 00:20:54,432 [laughter] 522 00:20:54,532 --> 00:20:55,900 MY BACK... 523 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,068 [laughs] 524 00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:58,269 - CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE? 525 00:20:58,369 --> 00:21:00,171 - THAT PROBABLY LOOKED SO PERVERTED.