1 00:00:07,420 --> 00:00:10,990 male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED, 2 00:00:11,023 --> 00:00:13,392 IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, 3 00:00:13,426 --> 00:00:16,095 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 4 00:00:16,128 --> 00:00:17,463 - THAT'S THE PRIZE. 5 00:00:17,496 --> 00:00:19,465 narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 6 00:00:19,498 --> 00:00:20,666 - YEAH. - RIGHT HERE. 7 00:00:20,699 --> 00:00:21,801 - YEAH. 8 00:00:21,834 --> 00:00:23,936 narrator: COMING UP... 9 00:00:23,969 --> 00:00:25,004 - I'D LIKE TO FIND SOMETHING ODD. 10 00:00:25,104 --> 00:00:28,374 WHAT IN THE WORLD-- WHAT IS THIS? 11 00:00:28,407 --> 00:00:29,942 - IF IT WORKS, 12 00:00:29,975 --> 00:00:31,444 YOU COULD EVEN INCREASE THE VALUE FURTHER. 13 00:00:31,477 --> 00:00:33,446 - "STAND UP." 14 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:36,015 WHAT IS THIS? 15 00:00:36,048 --> 00:00:37,850 [gasps] HOLY-- 16 00:00:37,917 --> 00:00:38,984 - JUST PICK THAT UP. 17 00:00:39,018 --> 00:00:40,152 - GOD DANG. 18 00:00:40,186 --> 00:00:41,587 IT'S DEFINITELY BIZARRE. 19 00:00:41,620 --> 00:00:44,423 "WILL CAUSE SHOCK, BURN, OR DEATH." 20 00:00:45,958 --> 00:00:48,928 [country rock music] 21 00:00:48,961 --> 00:00:50,796 - THAT'S THE GRAVY TRAIN RIGHT THERE. 22 00:00:50,830 --> 00:00:53,299 - YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. 23 00:00:53,332 --> 00:00:55,801 - JERRY! MY STORE IS ON THE LINE HERE. 24 00:00:55,835 --> 00:00:57,103 - THIS IS ALL PROFIT. 25 00:00:57,136 --> 00:00:58,971 IT'S FABULOUS. 26 00:01:04,944 --> 00:01:07,413 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 27 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,682 ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ 28 00:01:09,715 --> 00:01:14,587 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 29 00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:16,489 - AND IT'S SOLD! 30 00:01:20,593 --> 00:01:21,827 - TODAY WE'RE IN BURLESON. 31 00:01:21,861 --> 00:01:24,797 NOW IF TEXAS HAD A BIBLE BELT, THIS WOULD BE IT. 32 00:01:24,830 --> 00:01:28,067 HOPEFULLY, OUR BUYERS WILL BE HOLY ROLLING IN CASH 33 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:29,435 BEFORE THE DAY IS THROUGH. 34 00:01:29,468 --> 00:01:32,438 - OOH, REFRESHED. 35 00:01:32,471 --> 00:01:35,107 I'M READY. WE NEED TO BUY SOME STUFF. 36 00:01:35,141 --> 00:01:36,509 WOMEN'S MERCHANDISE IS SELLING REAL WELL 37 00:01:36,542 --> 00:01:37,610 AT THE WAREHOUSE. 38 00:01:37,643 --> 00:01:39,378 SO TODAY, ANYTHING THAT LOOKS 39 00:01:39,411 --> 00:01:41,981 REMOTELY FEMININE IS GOING TO GET A CLOSER LOOK. 40 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:43,682 - WHAT'S UP, MR. BUBBA? 41 00:01:43,716 --> 00:01:45,351 YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD TODAY, MY MAN. 42 00:01:45,384 --> 00:01:46,552 BEEN WORKING OUT? 43 00:01:46,585 --> 00:01:48,287 - YEAH, I DID THREE MILES BEFORE-- 44 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:49,421 - YOU DID THREE MILES? 45 00:01:49,455 --> 00:01:50,890 DUDE, I CAN'T EVEN DO THREE MILES. 46 00:01:50,923 --> 00:01:52,958 I KNOW--I KNOW YOU'RE FIBBING TO ME THERE. 47 00:01:52,992 --> 00:01:54,326 TODAY I'M GOING TO PUT ASIDE THE TRICKS. 48 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:55,628 PUT ASIDE THE HEAD GAMES, 49 00:01:55,661 --> 00:01:57,763 AND FOCUS ON GETTING A QUALITY LOCKER. 50 00:02:02,601 --> 00:02:05,004 - MY STORE HAS BEEN BLOWING OUT FURNITURE. 51 00:02:05,037 --> 00:02:07,006 THIS IS A REAL NICE AREA. 52 00:02:07,039 --> 00:02:09,141 HOPE THEY GOT A LOT OF UNITS. - YUP. 53 00:02:09,175 --> 00:02:10,776 - SO TODAY, WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M LOOKING FOR? 54 00:02:10,809 --> 00:02:12,811 - GOOD MORNING, LESA. HOW ARE YOU? 55 00:02:12,845 --> 00:02:14,813 YOU LOOK GOOD. - THANK YOU. 56 00:02:14,847 --> 00:02:16,315 - DID YOU HAVE YOUR HAIR CUT? 57 00:02:16,348 --> 00:02:18,450 - NO. I STRAIGHTENED IT. 58 00:02:18,484 --> 00:02:20,219 - OH, COME ON, LESA. YOU CAN'T FALL FOR THAT. 59 00:02:20,252 --> 00:02:21,754 - YOU LOOK EXCEPTIONALLY NICE TODAY. 60 00:02:21,787 --> 00:02:24,456 - THANK YOU. 61 00:02:24,490 --> 00:02:27,927 - I'M ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT FOR MID-CENTURY, 62 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,895 BUT I'D LIKE TO FIND SOMETHING ODD 63 00:02:29,929 --> 00:02:33,132 FOR MY MORE ECCENTRIC CUSTOMERS. 64 00:02:33,165 --> 00:02:35,100 TODAY'S GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY. 65 00:02:35,134 --> 00:02:36,635 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 66 00:02:36,669 --> 00:02:38,137 HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. 67 00:02:38,170 --> 00:02:39,572 WE'RE GOING TO OPEN THE DOOR, 68 00:02:39,605 --> 00:02:41,540 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND, 69 00:02:41,574 --> 00:02:42,508 THERE'LL BE NO KICKING, NO REACHING IN 70 00:02:42,541 --> 00:02:43,609 OR TOUCHING THE BOXES. 71 00:02:43,642 --> 00:02:45,444 TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. 72 00:02:45,511 --> 00:02:47,479 PLEASE BID WITH THE MONEY YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. 73 00:02:47,513 --> 00:02:49,081 ARE YOU READY TO GO? [cheering] 74 00:02:49,114 --> 00:02:51,083 HAMMER UP! LET'S GO! 75 00:02:55,321 --> 00:02:59,525 [groaning] 76 00:02:59,558 --> 00:03:01,894 - IT'S TOO JUNKY. - IT'S WAY JUNKY. 77 00:03:01,927 --> 00:03:04,129 - THE THING ABOUT THE FEMALE SPECIES 78 00:03:04,163 --> 00:03:05,130 IS THEY LIKE PRETTY, 79 00:03:05,164 --> 00:03:08,434 AND THIS AIN'T PRETTY. 80 00:03:08,467 --> 00:03:10,869 - OKAY, I SEE A BUNCH OF BALD TIRES, 81 00:03:10,903 --> 00:03:15,574 A CRACKED STOVE TOP, REMOTE WITH NO TV. 82 00:03:15,608 --> 00:03:17,243 YOU'D HAVE TO BE A MORON TO BUY THIS ONE. 83 00:03:17,276 --> 00:03:20,446 IT'S GOING TO COST ME MONEY TO DUMP THIS [bleep]. 84 00:03:22,181 --> 00:03:23,649 - THEY MAY ALL SEE JUNK 85 00:03:23,682 --> 00:03:24,783 BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING AT. 86 00:03:24,817 --> 00:03:26,619 THIS GUY WAS PUTTING UP STEEL BUILDINGS. 87 00:03:26,652 --> 00:03:29,388 THAT'S PART OF IT RIGHT THERE. 88 00:03:29,421 --> 00:03:31,323 THAT'S FOR ME. 89 00:03:31,357 --> 00:03:35,294 - LET'S SEE WHAT I GOT HERE. 90 00:03:35,327 --> 00:03:36,595 THIS IS AN INDUSTRIAL UNIT. 91 00:03:36,629 --> 00:03:39,131 THIS IS SOME KIND OF COMPRESSOR DOWN HERE. 92 00:03:39,164 --> 00:03:41,500 HORSE BRIDLE. 93 00:03:41,567 --> 00:03:42,501 A HORSE BRIDLE IN THE MIDDLE 94 00:03:42,534 --> 00:03:44,169 OF ALL THAT INDUSTRIAL STUFF? 95 00:03:44,203 --> 00:03:45,504 I'M GOING TO GAMBLE AND SAY 96 00:03:45,537 --> 00:03:47,339 THERE'S MORE ODDITIES WHERE THAT CAME FROM. 97 00:03:47,373 --> 00:03:48,741 - SELL MY LITTLE TIRE UNIT HERE. 98 00:03:48,774 --> 00:03:49,875 [auctioneering] 99 00:03:49,908 --> 00:03:51,543 - 25. 100 00:03:51,577 --> 00:03:53,145 - 25. NOW 50. 101 00:03:53,178 --> 00:03:54,146 - 50. 102 00:03:54,179 --> 00:03:55,214 - NOW 75. 103 00:03:55,247 --> 00:03:56,548 - RIGHT HERE. 104 00:03:56,582 --> 00:03:57,549 - 100. 105 00:03:57,583 --> 00:03:59,184 - 100. - NOW 125. 106 00:03:59,218 --> 00:04:00,819 - [laughing] 107 00:04:00,853 --> 00:04:01,854 - 125. 108 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,089 - NOW 150. - 150. 109 00:04:04,123 --> 00:04:05,658 - NOW 175. - 175. 110 00:04:05,691 --> 00:04:06,859 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 111 00:04:06,892 --> 00:04:07,926 - 200, 200. 112 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,695 - 200. - 200. 113 00:04:09,728 --> 00:04:10,796 NOW, 225. 225. 114 00:04:10,829 --> 00:04:13,232 - I THINK THAT'S JUST ABOUT IT. 115 00:04:13,265 --> 00:04:15,067 - 225 ONCE, TWICE. 116 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:17,069 I SOLD IT. $200, MOE. 117 00:04:17,102 --> 00:04:18,404 $200, MOE. 118 00:04:18,437 --> 00:04:20,339 - EVERYBODY THINKS THIS IS JUNK, 119 00:04:20,372 --> 00:04:24,643 BUT THAT BRIDLE IS GOING TO LEAD TO SOME ODD FINDS. 120 00:04:28,247 --> 00:04:30,115 [crowd exclaims] 121 00:04:30,149 --> 00:04:33,185 [overlapping chatter] 122 00:04:33,218 --> 00:04:35,954 - HELL OF A SAW, HELL OF A CART. 123 00:04:35,988 --> 00:04:37,756 - I'M SEEING SOME STUFF FROM HIS GARAGE, 124 00:04:37,790 --> 00:04:40,426 BUT I'M ALSO SEEING SOME STUFF FROM HER ATTIC. 125 00:04:40,459 --> 00:04:42,294 - YEAH, GOING TO BID ON THIS. 126 00:04:42,328 --> 00:04:44,630 - THAT HANDMADE QUILT DIDN'T BELONG TO SOME DUDE. 127 00:04:46,632 --> 00:04:47,966 - WORKSHOP STUFF IS ALL FINE AND GOOD, 128 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,603 BUT I'M REALLY LOVING THOSE BOXES. 129 00:04:51,637 --> 00:04:52,838 - THERE'S A PILE OF BOXES IN THE BACK. 130 00:04:52,871 --> 00:04:54,940 THEY'RE ABOUT A FOOT FROM THE WALL. 131 00:04:54,973 --> 00:04:57,042 IT MAKES ME THINK THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIND THERE. 132 00:04:57,076 --> 00:04:58,844 - WHAT DO YOU SEE IN HERE? 133 00:04:58,877 --> 00:05:00,312 BUNCH OF BOXES AND BINS. 134 00:05:00,346 --> 00:05:04,717 THOSE MYSTERY BOXES-- THEY LEAD STRAIGHT TO THE BANK. 135 00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:08,287 - THOSE MYSTERY BOXES LEAD STRAIGHT TO THE DUMP. 136 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:09,855 - WHAT DO Y'ALL WANT TO GIVE HERE NOW? 137 00:05:09,888 --> 00:05:11,323 100. 100, NOW. 138 00:05:11,357 --> 00:05:12,925 - HOW ABOUT 100? RIGHT HERE. 139 00:05:12,958 --> 00:05:13,959 - 100. NOW 125. 140 00:05:13,992 --> 00:05:15,928 125. - 125. 141 00:05:15,961 --> 00:05:16,962 - 125. 150. 142 00:05:16,995 --> 00:05:18,497 150. NOW 175. 143 00:05:18,530 --> 00:05:21,166 175. 200, 200 NOW. 144 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:22,601 200, 200, 200 NOW. NOW 225. 145 00:05:22,634 --> 00:05:24,303 - 225, RIGHT HERE. - 225. 146 00:05:24,336 --> 00:05:25,938 - NOW, I HAVE 250. 147 00:05:25,971 --> 00:05:27,539 NOW, 275. 148 00:05:27,573 --> 00:05:29,908 275. - 275 RIGHT HERE. 149 00:05:29,942 --> 00:05:32,544 - 300, 300. NOW 325. 150 00:05:32,578 --> 00:05:33,879 ANYBODY WANT TO GIVE 325? 151 00:05:33,912 --> 00:05:35,147 - YUP. - 325. 152 00:05:35,180 --> 00:05:37,883 NOW 350, 350. NOW 350. 153 00:05:37,916 --> 00:05:39,885 350, NOW 375. 375. 154 00:05:39,918 --> 00:05:42,421 - YUP. - NOW 400, NOW 425. 155 00:05:42,454 --> 00:05:45,190 NOW 450. WANNA DO 450? - YUP. 156 00:05:45,224 --> 00:05:46,658 - NOW 475. 475. 157 00:05:46,692 --> 00:05:48,394 - 500, 500 NOW. - YUP. 158 00:05:48,427 --> 00:05:50,095 - NOW 525. 525. 159 00:05:50,129 --> 00:05:51,397 I HAVE 525 THERE. 160 00:05:51,430 --> 00:05:52,965 - YUP. - NOW 550, 550. 161 00:05:52,998 --> 00:05:53,999 NOW 575. 162 00:05:54,032 --> 00:05:57,302 575 ONCE, 575 TWICE. 163 00:05:57,336 --> 00:05:59,138 I SOLD IT, $550. 164 00:05:59,171 --> 00:06:02,374 PUT IT ON BUBBA. $550, BUBBA. 165 00:06:02,408 --> 00:06:03,942 - FROM THE TOOLS TO THE GIRLY STUFF, 166 00:06:03,976 --> 00:06:05,043 I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, 167 00:06:05,077 --> 00:06:09,415 THIS LOCKER'S GOING TO BE A WIN-WIN. 168 00:06:09,448 --> 00:06:10,883 - I SAW THIS HORSE BRIDLE 169 00:06:10,916 --> 00:06:13,218 IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THIS INDUSTRIAL STUFF. 170 00:06:13,252 --> 00:06:15,454 SO I'M GOING TO SLIP AWAY FROM THE AUCTION, 171 00:06:15,487 --> 00:06:20,526 AND SEE IF THERE'S ANY OTHER ODD STUFF IN THERE. 172 00:06:20,559 --> 00:06:22,161 THAT'S SCRAP. 173 00:06:22,194 --> 00:06:24,363 TEN CENTS A POUND. 174 00:06:24,396 --> 00:06:27,666 WELL, WE GOT SOME TOOLS HERE. 175 00:06:27,699 --> 00:06:30,068 $25 VALUE. 176 00:06:30,102 --> 00:06:33,939 THIS PAIR OF JACKS HERE-- $300. 177 00:06:33,972 --> 00:06:35,340 THIS IS A PUMP. 178 00:06:35,374 --> 00:06:39,611 I WOULD SAY AT LEAST $250. 179 00:06:41,413 --> 00:06:43,949 THAT HORSE WAS ABOUT 16 HANDS. 180 00:06:43,982 --> 00:06:45,417 THAT'S A BIG BRIDLE. 181 00:06:45,451 --> 00:06:46,952 THE INDUSTRIAL STUFF'S NOT BAD, 182 00:06:46,985 --> 00:06:49,988 BUT I'M PROBABLY THE ODDEST THING IN THIS LOCKER. 183 00:06:52,858 --> 00:06:53,525 - WHOA. 184 00:06:53,559 --> 00:06:55,627 WHAT IN THE WORLD? 185 00:06:55,661 --> 00:06:57,863 WHAT IS THIS? 186 00:07:00,065 --> 00:07:02,534 "LUNKENHEIMER." 187 00:07:02,568 --> 00:07:04,169 THIS IS SOLID BRASS. 188 00:07:04,203 --> 00:07:05,437 I LOVE BRASS. 189 00:07:05,471 --> 00:07:09,107 I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS A PUMP OR A VALVE OR WHAT, 190 00:07:09,141 --> 00:07:10,442 BUT IT IS BRASS. 191 00:07:10,509 --> 00:07:11,944 AND I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET IT LOOKED AT. 192 00:07:11,977 --> 00:07:13,946 OH. HERE, IT'S DATED. 193 00:07:13,979 --> 00:07:19,451 "PATENT, MARCH 23rd, 1950." 194 00:07:19,485 --> 00:07:20,519 [laughs] 195 00:07:20,552 --> 00:07:23,188 I GOT TO GET THIS THING CHECKED OUT, 196 00:07:23,222 --> 00:07:25,524 BUT FIRST, I GOT TO GET BACK TO THE AUCTION. 197 00:07:32,164 --> 00:07:34,233 all: WHOA! 198 00:07:34,266 --> 00:07:35,567 - WE'RE JUST GOING TO SET THESE DOWN. 199 00:07:35,601 --> 00:07:36,602 - CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT'S IN THEM FIRST? 200 00:07:36,635 --> 00:07:38,403 - NO. - OH, COME ON. 201 00:07:38,437 --> 00:07:39,505 - [laughs] 202 00:07:39,538 --> 00:07:40,772 - [laughs mockingly] 203 00:07:44,176 --> 00:07:46,445 - THAT'S A NICE LITTLE CHEST RIGHT HERE. 204 00:07:46,478 --> 00:07:48,046 LITTLE TIGER OAK. 205 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:49,948 - OH, YEAH. THAT IS AN ANTIQUE. 206 00:07:49,982 --> 00:07:50,983 GOOD PIECE. 207 00:07:51,016 --> 00:07:52,718 THE TWO THINGS THAT I KNOW ABOUT WOMEN 208 00:07:52,751 --> 00:07:56,188 IS THEY LIKE DECORATING, AND THEY LOVE THEIR ANTIQUES. 209 00:07:56,221 --> 00:07:59,124 SCIENCE TELLS US IT'S IN THEIR DNA. 210 00:07:59,157 --> 00:08:00,826 - ALL RIGHT, JERRY. 211 00:08:00,859 --> 00:08:02,094 THERE'S A LOT OF FURNITURE IN HERE. 212 00:08:02,127 --> 00:08:03,695 A LOT OF BINS. 213 00:08:03,729 --> 00:08:06,098 THERE'S ENOUGH FURNITURE TO FILL A HOUSE. 214 00:08:09,001 --> 00:08:10,636 - THAT'S ENOUGH FURNITURE TO FILL A HOUSE. 215 00:08:13,972 --> 00:08:16,909 - DESK, CABINET. 216 00:08:16,942 --> 00:08:18,577 PARTICLEBOARD. 217 00:08:18,610 --> 00:08:21,680 THIS IS NOT MY THING. 218 00:08:21,713 --> 00:08:25,484 - WELL, LOOKY, LOOKY, LOOKY. 219 00:08:25,517 --> 00:08:27,586 THIS UNIT WAS ACCESSED A LOT. 220 00:08:27,619 --> 00:08:30,422 THIS IS WHY THEY HAVE THE CENTER AISLE IN HERE. 221 00:08:30,455 --> 00:08:31,790 YOU KNOW, CLEARLY, THEY USED THIS AS A GARAGE. 222 00:08:31,823 --> 00:08:33,025 THEY GOT A CENTER AISLE, 223 00:08:33,058 --> 00:08:34,893 THINGS ARE NEATLY ORGANIZED ON BOTH SIDES, 224 00:08:34,927 --> 00:08:37,596 SO I IMAGINED THIS IS WHERE THEY KEPT THEIR BEST STUFF. 225 00:08:37,629 --> 00:08:39,698 - ALL RIGHT, SELL MY LITTLE HOUSEHOLD LOCKER HERE. 226 00:08:39,731 --> 00:08:40,632 WHAT DO Y'ALL WANT TO GIVE NOW? 227 00:08:40,666 --> 00:08:42,301 [auctioneering] - $50, RIGHT HERE. 228 00:08:42,334 --> 00:08:43,735 - 50, NOW 100. - RIGHT. 229 00:08:43,769 --> 00:08:44,770 - NOW 200, 200. 230 00:08:44,803 --> 00:08:46,505 - 125. - 125. 231 00:08:46,538 --> 00:08:48,840 - RIGHT HERE. - NOW 175, 175. 232 00:08:48,874 --> 00:08:50,208 - 175. - NOW 200. 233 00:08:50,242 --> 00:08:52,911 - RIGHT HERE. - NOW 250, LET'S DO THAT. 234 00:08:52,945 --> 00:08:54,212 250? WILL YOU GIVE 250? 235 00:08:54,246 --> 00:08:56,214 - SKIP TILL THEY DIE. YEAH, SEE IF THEY DIE DOWN. 236 00:08:56,248 --> 00:08:57,983 - RIGHT HERE. - 250, NOW 300. 237 00:08:58,016 --> 00:09:00,152 300, 300, 300, 300. 238 00:09:00,185 --> 00:09:01,186 - RIGHT HERE. - 350. 239 00:09:01,219 --> 00:09:02,354 NOW 400. NOW 450. 240 00:09:02,387 --> 00:09:03,388 - RIGHT HERE. - 450. 241 00:09:03,422 --> 00:09:04,389 NOW 500. 242 00:09:04,423 --> 00:09:06,291 - RIGHT HERE. - 550, NOW 600. 243 00:09:06,325 --> 00:09:07,392 - RIGHT HERE. - NOW 650. 244 00:09:07,426 --> 00:09:09,194 NOW 700. NOW 750. 245 00:09:09,227 --> 00:09:10,495 - BRING IT UP. - 750. NOW 800. 246 00:09:10,529 --> 00:09:11,563 - BRING IT. - 850. 900. 247 00:09:11,597 --> 00:09:12,464 - 900. - BRING IT. 248 00:09:12,497 --> 00:09:13,498 - NOW 950. 249 00:09:13,532 --> 00:09:14,666 - OH, COME ON, LESA. 250 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:15,934 HE'S DRIVING THE PRICE UP ON YOU. 251 00:09:15,968 --> 00:09:17,903 - NOW, 1,000, 1,000. 252 00:09:17,936 --> 00:09:20,138 - WHOA! 253 00:09:20,172 --> 00:09:22,374 - 1,000 ONCE, 1,000, ANYBODY? 1,000 TWICE... 254 00:09:22,407 --> 00:09:24,610 - [groans and sighs] 255 00:09:24,643 --> 00:09:26,111 IT'S TIME TO GO TO WORK. 256 00:09:26,144 --> 00:09:27,112 YEAH. 257 00:09:27,145 --> 00:09:28,213 - WAY OVER THERE, 1,000. 258 00:09:28,246 --> 00:09:30,282 NOW 1,000. NOW 1,050. - BRING IT. 259 00:09:30,315 --> 00:09:31,750 - NOW 1,100. - YEAH. 260 00:09:31,783 --> 00:09:33,118 - [auctioneering] - BRING IT. 261 00:09:33,151 --> 00:09:34,519 - NOW 1,200. 1,200. 262 00:09:34,553 --> 00:09:36,622 - YEAH. - BRING IT. 263 00:09:36,655 --> 00:09:37,656 - 1,250. 1,300. 264 00:09:37,689 --> 00:09:38,757 - YEAH. 265 00:09:38,790 --> 00:09:40,459 - BRING IT. - 1,350. 266 00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:42,194 NOW 1,400. 1,400. 267 00:09:42,227 --> 00:09:43,528 1,400. - YEAH. 268 00:09:43,562 --> 00:09:44,896 - BRING IT. - 1,500. 269 00:09:44,930 --> 00:09:48,767 NOW, 1,500. 1,500, 1,500, 1,500. 270 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,936 - NO. - WILL YOU GIVE 1,500? 271 00:09:50,969 --> 00:09:51,837 ANYBODY ELSE IN AT 1,500? 272 00:09:51,870 --> 00:09:54,039 NOW 1,500 ONCE, TWICE. 273 00:09:54,072 --> 00:09:56,908 SOLD IT, LESA, RIGHT HERE. $1,450. 274 00:09:56,942 --> 00:09:58,076 ALL YOURS, MY LADY. 275 00:09:58,110 --> 00:10:00,278 [applause] 276 00:10:00,312 --> 00:10:01,613 - WE'RE GOING TO FILL A HOUSE WITH ALL THAT FURNITURE. 277 00:10:01,647 --> 00:10:03,849 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT ELSE WE GOT. 278 00:10:03,882 --> 00:10:05,851 I GOT MY BIG GIRL PANTIES ON TODAY. 279 00:10:05,884 --> 00:10:08,020 - YOU GOT A GOOD ONE. 280 00:10:08,053 --> 00:10:10,555 - WHERE THE HELL'S MY CAR? 281 00:10:10,589 --> 00:10:12,224 WELL, I TOTALLY STRUCK OUT TODAY. 282 00:10:12,257 --> 00:10:14,292 LOOKS LIKE IT'S BACK TO BEING ANNOYING. 283 00:10:14,326 --> 00:10:16,395 IT WAS A REAL BAD DAY TODAY. 284 00:10:16,428 --> 00:10:20,165 [groans] MAN, CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 285 00:10:20,198 --> 00:10:22,868 - WE'RE BACK IN THE UNIT WE BOUGHT FOR $550. 286 00:10:22,901 --> 00:10:25,537 - ALREADY RIGHT OFF THE BAT, WE GOT $200 ON THAT. 287 00:10:25,570 --> 00:10:28,240 - THAT RIGHT THERE IS, WHAT, ANOTHER $50? 288 00:10:28,273 --> 00:10:29,775 - THAT GUY STUFF IS GREAT, 289 00:10:29,808 --> 00:10:31,777 BUT WE'RE HERE TO FIND SOME GIRLY THINGS. 290 00:10:34,846 --> 00:10:36,114 - [exhales and coughs] 291 00:10:36,148 --> 00:10:37,349 I CAN SMELL THIS ONE. 292 00:10:37,382 --> 00:10:38,950 OLD AVON BOTTLES. 293 00:10:38,984 --> 00:10:41,053 PROBABLY 40, 50 BUCKS. 294 00:10:41,086 --> 00:10:42,921 - "MCDONALD BEANIES." 295 00:10:42,954 --> 00:10:45,824 SEE IF THAT'S WHAT'S IN THERE, BUBBA MAN. 296 00:10:45,857 --> 00:10:46,825 - MAYBE. 297 00:10:46,858 --> 00:10:48,727 - HOLY CRAPOLA. 298 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:50,562 THIS IS 1999. 299 00:10:50,595 --> 00:10:52,364 - GOT THE BAG THEY CAME IN. 300 00:10:52,431 --> 00:10:54,599 THE BEANIE CRAZE CAME AND WENT. 301 00:10:54,633 --> 00:10:57,369 I'D SAY 50 BUCKS FOR THOSE, 302 00:10:57,402 --> 00:11:00,939 BUT IT DOES SUGGEST THIS PERSON COLLECTED. 303 00:11:02,941 --> 00:11:04,676 - LOOK AT THESE DOLLS. 304 00:11:04,710 --> 00:11:06,645 - 20 BUCKS A DOLL, PROBABLY. 305 00:11:06,678 --> 00:11:07,946 AND LOOK AT THAT DRESS. - I KNOW. 306 00:11:07,979 --> 00:11:10,482 - YOU GOT TO KNOW DRESSES, DOG. I'M A BUSINESS MAN. 307 00:11:10,515 --> 00:11:12,184 YOU GOT TO KNOW STUFF FOR MEN AND WOMEN. 308 00:11:12,217 --> 00:11:16,521 - [groans] GOLLY. 309 00:11:16,555 --> 00:11:20,892 WHAT IS THIS? THIS IS SOME HEAVY STUFF. 310 00:11:20,926 --> 00:11:22,928 - THE HELL IS THAT, RICKY? 311 00:11:22,961 --> 00:11:25,230 - WELL, I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT MIGHT BE FOR HEMORRHOIDS, 312 00:11:25,263 --> 00:11:26,965 BUT I DON'T KNOW. 313 00:11:26,998 --> 00:11:29,134 THIS IS A SELF-ELECTROCUTION SET. 314 00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:30,135 - [chuckles] HERE, LET ME SEE THIS. 315 00:11:30,168 --> 00:11:32,971 - JUST PICK THAT UP. - GOD DANG. 316 00:11:33,004 --> 00:11:35,207 - GOOD LORD. 317 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:38,610 - "WILL CAUSE SHOCK, BURN, OR DEATH." 318 00:11:38,643 --> 00:11:39,911 SOME GREAT OPTIONS. 319 00:11:39,945 --> 00:11:43,548 "THANKS FOR ORDERING YOUR STUFF FROM TESLA STUFF." 320 00:11:43,648 --> 00:11:44,716 IT'S ONE OF THOSE... 321 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:45,817 - [clears throat] 322 00:11:45,851 --> 00:11:46,718 - IT'S, LIKE-- 323 00:11:46,752 --> 00:11:48,653 [makes electronic buzzing sounds] 324 00:11:48,687 --> 00:11:50,756 - THAT'S RIGHT. HEMORRHOIDS. 325 00:11:50,789 --> 00:11:52,157 OR LIKE A PLASMA LAMP? 326 00:11:52,190 --> 00:11:54,559 - NO, IT'S NOT A PLASMA LAMP. 327 00:11:54,593 --> 00:11:55,660 LET'S PUT THIS IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK. 328 00:11:55,694 --> 00:11:57,162 - OKAY. 329 00:11:57,195 --> 00:11:59,498 - WELL, IT'S NOT GIRLY, BUT IT'S DEFINITELY BIZARRE. 330 00:11:59,531 --> 00:12:02,300 THIS MIGHT BE WORTH A SECOND LOOK. 331 00:12:05,737 --> 00:12:08,840 - I BOUGHT A HOUSEHOLD UNIT FILLED WITH FURNITURE, 332 00:12:08,874 --> 00:12:10,408 TOTES, AND BOXES. 333 00:12:10,442 --> 00:12:14,312 - THAT CRAZY WOMAN BOUGHT THIS THING FOR 1,500 BUCKS. 334 00:12:14,346 --> 00:12:15,714 - JERRY, CAN YOU HANG THIS OUTSIDE? 335 00:12:15,747 --> 00:12:16,815 IT'S A LOT OF CASH, 336 00:12:16,848 --> 00:12:18,517 BUT I THINK THIS UNIT WILL PAY OFF. 337 00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:20,452 LET'S SEE. WE GOT THIS LITTLE LIGHT. 338 00:12:20,485 --> 00:12:21,653 THAT WILL SELL FOR $10. 339 00:12:21,686 --> 00:12:23,622 WE GOT THIS LITTLE LANTERN. MAYBE $5. 340 00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:26,892 WE'VE GOT THIS GREAT GARDENING HOSE HOLDER. 341 00:12:26,925 --> 00:12:29,294 THAT WILL GO FOR $25 RIGHT THERE. 342 00:12:31,563 --> 00:12:33,899 THERE'S $200 WORTH OF PORCELAIN MASKS IN HERE. 343 00:12:33,932 --> 00:12:35,433 COOL. 344 00:12:35,467 --> 00:12:37,435 THESE KNICKKNACKS AREN'T GOING TO ADD UP TO $1,500. 345 00:12:37,469 --> 00:12:38,703 I HOPE THIS FURNITURE SAVES ME. 346 00:12:38,737 --> 00:12:40,939 DARK OAK, $200. 347 00:12:40,972 --> 00:12:43,942 ANTIQUE DRESSER, $150. 348 00:12:43,975 --> 00:12:46,044 I LOVE THIS BED. $400. 349 00:12:46,077 --> 00:12:48,046 THIS PIECE-- $300. 350 00:12:48,079 --> 00:12:50,315 LITTLE CURIO CABINET-- MAYBE $50. 351 00:12:50,348 --> 00:12:54,052 ROLLTOP DESK-- I THINK I'D GET $75 FOR THAT. 352 00:12:54,085 --> 00:12:56,221 DIDN'T QUITE MAKE A PROFIT. 353 00:12:56,254 --> 00:12:57,222 BUT THE STORE'S FULL. 354 00:13:00,025 --> 00:13:01,126 - WHAT? - THIS SIDE UP. 355 00:13:01,159 --> 00:13:04,229 - "STAND UP." 356 00:13:04,262 --> 00:13:07,098 OPENS HERE. 357 00:13:07,132 --> 00:13:10,735 WHAT'S THAT? 358 00:13:10,769 --> 00:13:13,405 - TURN IT AROUND. 359 00:13:13,438 --> 00:13:14,439 [gasps] 360 00:13:14,472 --> 00:13:17,075 HOLY [bleep]. 361 00:13:17,108 --> 00:13:19,578 WHAT IS THIS? 362 00:13:19,611 --> 00:13:22,013 IT'S GOT A PLUG. LET'S PLUG IT IN. 363 00:13:24,015 --> 00:13:26,284 OH, LOOK. 364 00:13:26,318 --> 00:13:30,121 AND LOOK AT THEIR HEADS MOVE. 365 00:13:30,155 --> 00:13:31,389 "HAVE NO FEAR, 366 00:13:31,423 --> 00:13:35,493 ONE OF OUR BEAUTIFUL DIAMONDS WILL WIN HER." 367 00:13:35,527 --> 00:13:36,695 I DON'T GET THIS. 368 00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:39,664 - WHAT ELSE IS NEW? 369 00:13:39,698 --> 00:13:41,633 - YEAH, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET THIS COWBOY THING CHECKED OUT. 370 00:13:41,666 --> 00:13:43,301 CAREFUL. 371 00:13:43,335 --> 00:13:46,204 BOY, AM I UP THE CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE. 372 00:13:46,238 --> 00:13:48,773 HE'S GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT IT IS. 373 00:13:48,807 --> 00:13:52,711 - ♪ HE'S MOE PRIGOFF ♪ 374 00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,546 - I WAS WAY OFF ABOUT THIS PUMP. 375 00:13:54,579 --> 00:13:56,648 AFTER SOME RESEARCH, IT TURNS OUT 376 00:13:56,681 --> 00:13:58,416 IT'S A TRAIN WHISTLE. 377 00:13:58,450 --> 00:14:01,686 LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT-- WHAT I CALLED YOU ABOUT. 378 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,455 - THAT'S WHAT WE WOULD CALL A HOOTER WHISTLE. 379 00:14:03,488 --> 00:14:04,990 IT'S A SINGLE NOTE WHISTLE. 380 00:14:05,023 --> 00:14:06,424 IT'S A NICE, HISTORICAL PIECE. 381 00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:07,692 I WAS LOOKING AT THE DATE HERE, 382 00:14:07,726 --> 00:14:10,028 AND BEST I CAN TELL, 383 00:14:10,061 --> 00:14:13,698 IT LOOKS LIKE MARCH 23rd, 1850. 384 00:14:13,732 --> 00:14:17,969 - 1850? I WAS OFF BY 100 YEARS. 385 00:14:18,003 --> 00:14:20,906 - THE OLD TRAINS DID NOT HAVE AIR BRAKES 386 00:14:20,939 --> 00:14:22,173 LIKE WE KNOW THEM TODAY. 387 00:14:22,207 --> 00:14:25,243 AND SO, THE SIGNALS ARE VERY IMPORTANT. 388 00:14:25,277 --> 00:14:28,914 ONE SHORT BLOW IS, "STOP." - OKAY. 389 00:14:28,947 --> 00:14:31,549 - TWO SHORT BLOWS MEANS, "I'M MOVING FORWARD. 390 00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:32,784 RELEASE BRAKES." 391 00:14:32,817 --> 00:14:34,619 THREE SHORTS IS, "I'M MOVING BACKWARDS." 392 00:14:34,653 --> 00:14:37,656 - GIVE ME AN APPRAISAL OF WHAT YOU THINK IT'S WORTH. 393 00:14:37,689 --> 00:14:38,957 - WELL... 394 00:14:38,990 --> 00:14:41,293 THIS IS OBVIOUSLY AN ORIGINAL WHISTLE, 395 00:14:41,326 --> 00:14:44,095 IT'S GOT ORIGINAL WARE. 396 00:14:44,129 --> 00:14:46,131 YOU KNOW, THEY AREN'T MAKING THESE THINGS ANYMORE, 397 00:14:46,197 --> 00:14:48,633 AND THERE'S JUST A FINITE NUMBER OF THEM. 398 00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:51,403 I FIGURE IT'D GO FOR AT LEAST $500. 399 00:14:51,436 --> 00:14:52,470 - REALLY? 400 00:14:52,504 --> 00:14:54,205 - OH, YEAH. 500 BUCKS. 401 00:14:54,239 --> 00:14:57,075 RAIL FANS LOVE THESE THINGS, AND THEY'RE VERY COLLECTIBLE. 402 00:14:57,108 --> 00:14:58,977 NOW, IF IT WORKS, 403 00:14:59,010 --> 00:15:00,946 YOU COULD EVEN INCREASE THE VALUE FURTHER. 404 00:15:01,012 --> 00:15:03,281 YOU COULD KICK IT UP TO MAYBE 1,000 BUCKS. 405 00:15:03,315 --> 00:15:04,916 - REALLY? 406 00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:07,018 BLOW THAT WHISTLE NOW. 407 00:15:07,052 --> 00:15:08,987 OKAY, LET'S GET SOME WIND THROUGH THIS HOOTER. 408 00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:11,289 [air hissing] 409 00:15:11,323 --> 00:15:13,725 - ALL RIGHT, WE READY? 410 00:15:13,758 --> 00:15:16,795 IT'S GOING TO BE LOUD. - I'M READY. 411 00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:18,163 [whistle blows] 412 00:15:18,196 --> 00:15:19,531 - WHOO. 413 00:15:19,564 --> 00:15:20,899 - WHOA! - NOT TOO BAD, YES. 414 00:15:20,932 --> 00:15:22,233 TOOTS PRETTY LOUD. 415 00:15:22,267 --> 00:15:24,970 - THAT'S PRETTY-- I JUST DOUBLED MY MONEY. 416 00:15:25,036 --> 00:15:26,071 YES! 417 00:15:26,104 --> 00:15:29,140 WELL, I DID FIND AN ODDITY, 418 00:15:29,174 --> 00:15:30,976 BUT THIS THING REALLY BLEW ME AWAY. 419 00:15:31,009 --> 00:15:33,144 GIVE ME ONE MORE TOOT. 420 00:15:33,178 --> 00:15:35,213 [whistle blows] 421 00:15:35,246 --> 00:15:37,515 WHOO! 422 00:15:37,549 --> 00:15:39,017 - LET ME GET THE DOOR FOR YOU. 423 00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:41,119 - PLEASE DO. - [laughs] 424 00:15:41,152 --> 00:15:43,188 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MECHANICAL COWBOY THING IS. 425 00:15:43,221 --> 00:15:46,391 SO I MEET WITH AN EXPERT TO SEE, ONE, WHAT IT IS, 426 00:15:46,424 --> 00:15:48,593 AND TWO, IF I'M BACKWARD ON A LOCKER. 427 00:15:48,626 --> 00:15:50,762 THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING TO YOU ABOUT A LITTLE BIT. 428 00:15:50,795 --> 00:15:53,198 SO IF YOU COULD PEEK AT THIS. 429 00:15:53,231 --> 00:15:55,467 - NICE, OLD BOX. - YEAH. 430 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,402 - OH, YEAH. WHAT A NICE PIECE. 431 00:15:57,435 --> 00:15:58,636 - NOW WATCH. 432 00:15:58,670 --> 00:15:59,637 WATCH. LOOK AT THE GUY. 433 00:15:59,671 --> 00:16:01,239 LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE SIDE. 434 00:16:01,272 --> 00:16:02,407 LOOK AT IT. THERE'S ONE ON THAT SIDE. 435 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:03,842 WATCH, WATCH HIM. 436 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,076 THERE GOES-- OOH. 437 00:16:05,110 --> 00:16:06,778 - WHAT THEY ACTUALLY USED THESE FOR, 438 00:16:06,811 --> 00:16:09,848 THEY PUT THESE IN THEIR WINDOWS OF JEWELRY STORES, 439 00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:12,150 AND I'M SURE THEY WOULD PUT SOME JEWELRY AROUND IT, 440 00:16:12,183 --> 00:16:14,119 YOU KNOW, DISPLAY SOME OF THEIR FINER PIECES. 441 00:16:14,152 --> 00:16:16,488 - SO, THEN THAT WOULD-- WHAT? 442 00:16:16,521 --> 00:16:18,690 ATTRACT PEOPLE TO COME IN TO YOUR STORE? 443 00:16:18,723 --> 00:16:20,091 - YES, DEFINITELY. 444 00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:24,262 IT LOOKS LIKE A MID 1950s BARANGER ADVERTISING DISPLAY. 445 00:16:24,295 --> 00:16:27,432 THEY WERE ONLY RENTED TO STORES. 446 00:16:27,465 --> 00:16:28,833 THEY WEREN'T SOLD. 447 00:16:28,867 --> 00:16:31,236 SO IT'S PRETTY RARE THAT YOU HAVE ONE OF THESE 448 00:16:31,269 --> 00:16:32,337 COME INTO YOUR HANDS. 449 00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:35,173 - SO THIS IS KIND OF, LIKE, UNIQUE? 450 00:16:35,206 --> 00:16:37,175 - KIND OF UNIQUE? COME ON, LESA. 451 00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:39,277 - REALLY, SERIOUSLY, WHAT WOULD YOU THINK IT'S WORTH? 452 00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:42,547 - SINCE IT IS MID '50s, 453 00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:44,349 AND YOU DO HAVE THE ORIGINAL BOX-- 454 00:16:44,382 --> 00:16:48,586 ADVERTISING MEMORABILIA'S PRETTY COLLECTIBLE NOWADAYS. 455 00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:50,855 I'D SAY WHAT YOU HAVE... 456 00:16:50,889 --> 00:16:53,558 - [whispers] PLEASE, LORD... 457 00:16:53,591 --> 00:16:55,560 - IS AROUND... 458 00:16:55,593 --> 00:16:56,928 ABOUT $8,500. 459 00:16:56,961 --> 00:16:59,697 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 460 00:16:59,731 --> 00:17:00,698 - NOT AT ALL. 461 00:17:00,732 --> 00:17:02,500 - [laughs] - THIS STUFF IS REALLY-- 462 00:17:02,534 --> 00:17:04,469 - I WOULD HAVE NEVER EVEN GUESSED. 463 00:17:04,502 --> 00:17:06,571 NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS. 464 00:17:06,604 --> 00:17:08,640 - THANK YOU, BENNY. KEEP YOUR HAND OFF OF THAT. 465 00:17:08,673 --> 00:17:10,975 [laughter] - YES. 466 00:17:11,009 --> 00:17:12,510 - THANK GOD. 467 00:17:12,544 --> 00:17:13,845 I GOT THE FURNITURE I WANTED. 468 00:17:13,878 --> 00:17:15,280 WOW. 469 00:17:15,313 --> 00:17:19,217 AND THIS MECHANICAL DISPLAY IS GOING TO MAKE ME A PROFIT. 470 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:21,286 I SO APPRECIATE IT. - IT WAS SO NICE TO SEE YOU. 471 00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:24,022 - I GOT PRETTY LUCKY. THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY. 472 00:17:24,055 --> 00:17:24,989 - MM-HMM. 473 00:17:25,023 --> 00:17:26,057 CAN I GET SECURITY? 474 00:17:26,091 --> 00:17:27,625 [laughter] 475 00:17:30,929 --> 00:17:34,766 - SO I DID A LITTLE RESEARCH ON TESLA PRODUCTS. 476 00:17:34,799 --> 00:17:37,402 AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS THING COULD BE WORTH SOME MONEY. 477 00:17:37,435 --> 00:17:39,871 - [sighs] SIX HOURS. 478 00:17:39,904 --> 00:17:41,005 - THIS IS THE PLACE. 479 00:17:41,039 --> 00:17:43,174 - YOU BETTER HOPE TO GOD THIS IS THE PLACE. 480 00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:45,043 SIX HOURS ON THE ROAD. 481 00:17:45,076 --> 00:17:46,845 I HOPE THEY DON'T BURN UP THAT HEMORRHOID PAD, 482 00:17:46,878 --> 00:17:48,179 BECAUSE I'M GOING TO NEED THE DAMN THING 483 00:17:48,213 --> 00:17:50,748 TO GET BACK TO TEXAS. 484 00:17:50,782 --> 00:17:52,350 - KNOCK, KNOCK. 485 00:17:52,383 --> 00:17:54,319 HELLO. BUBBA. 486 00:17:54,352 --> 00:17:56,955 I CALLED YOU. - I'M RICKY. 487 00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,523 DEAR LORD, I HOPE THIS WAS WORTH IT. 488 00:17:58,556 --> 00:18:02,727 - IT'S A TESLA COIL NAMED AFTER ITS INVENTOR, NIKOLA TESLA. 489 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,762 AND BASICALLY, IT'S FOR PRODUCING 490 00:18:04,796 --> 00:18:06,898 HIGH FREQUENCY, HIGH VOLTAGE SPARKS. 491 00:18:06,931 --> 00:18:08,366 - OKAY. 492 00:18:08,399 --> 00:18:10,702 - THERE'S NOT A WHOLE LOT OF GOOD, PRACTICAL PURPOSES 493 00:18:10,735 --> 00:18:12,036 THESE DAYS FOR IT. 494 00:18:12,070 --> 00:18:13,605 YOU GOT A CONTROL TRANSFORMER HERE. 495 00:18:13,638 --> 00:18:15,840 IT APPLIES POWER TO THE NEON SIGN. 496 00:18:15,874 --> 00:18:17,342 IT WILL GIVE UP TO 15,000 VOLTS OUTPUT. 497 00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:18,476 - D'OH! 498 00:18:18,510 --> 00:18:19,978 - SPARK GAP WILL DISCHARGE THE CAPACITORS 499 00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:21,513 TO THIS PANCAKE COPPER COIL, AND THE POWER WILL BE 500 00:18:21,546 --> 00:18:23,214 INDUCED IN THESE WINDINGS. 501 00:18:23,248 --> 00:18:24,849 - UH...WHAT? 502 00:18:24,883 --> 00:18:28,786 - THE TOROID GOES ON TOP, AND IT DISTRIBUTES THE SPARKS. 503 00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:31,022 - HOW DO I PUT THIS POLITELY? 504 00:18:31,055 --> 00:18:33,525 THE REASON I'M HERE IS 505 00:18:33,558 --> 00:18:36,628 I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S WORTH. 506 00:18:36,661 --> 00:18:40,732 - WELL, BASED ON EVERYTHING THAT'S HERE... 507 00:18:45,203 --> 00:18:47,672 IT'S IN THE BALLPARK OF AROUND $800. 508 00:18:47,705 --> 00:18:50,775 - IT'S NOT BAD. - NOT BAD? 509 00:18:50,808 --> 00:18:52,744 WE JUST SPENT HALF OF THAT ON DIESEL... 510 00:18:52,777 --> 00:18:54,345 AND HEMORRHOID CREAM. 511 00:18:54,379 --> 00:18:56,281 [laughs] 512 00:18:56,314 --> 00:18:57,515 - WELL, YOU GUYS, 513 00:18:57,549 --> 00:19:00,351 THERE'S A COIL I BUILT THAT WILL BLOW THIS ONE 514 00:19:00,385 --> 00:19:03,721 TO SMITHEREENS. 515 00:19:03,755 --> 00:19:04,722 - HOLY [bleep]. - GOOD LORD. 516 00:19:04,756 --> 00:19:07,425 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME, DUDE? 517 00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:09,360 - SEE, NOW THIS IS A TESLA COIL. 518 00:19:09,394 --> 00:19:11,796 - IT'S LIKE THE GODZILLA TESLA COIL. 519 00:19:11,829 --> 00:19:13,665 I HAVE A FEELING THIS IS GOING TO MAKE UP 520 00:19:13,698 --> 00:19:15,033 FOR THE LONG-ASS DRIVE. 521 00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:17,468 - I WOULD STAND OVER HERE ABOUT 20 FEET AWAY FROM IT. 522 00:19:17,569 --> 00:19:18,503 - UH-OH. 523 00:19:18,536 --> 00:19:19,938 DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE. 524 00:19:19,971 --> 00:19:24,542 - I'M GOING TO GO 30 THEN IF YOU SAID 20. 525 00:19:24,576 --> 00:19:26,511 - GOT TO STAND BACK A LITTLE FURTHER. 526 00:19:26,544 --> 00:19:27,645 - HE'S BACKING UP. 527 00:19:27,679 --> 00:19:29,280 - HE'S BACKING UP, SO I'M BACK-- 528 00:19:29,314 --> 00:19:30,348 [electricity crackles] WHAT THE-- 529 00:19:30,381 --> 00:19:34,319 [electricity crackling] 530 00:19:34,352 --> 00:19:36,354 - OH, MY GOD! 531 00:19:40,925 --> 00:19:41,960 - WE MADE OUR MONEY BACK, 532 00:19:41,993 --> 00:19:43,461 WE GOT ALL THE GIRL STUFF WE NEEDED. 533 00:19:43,494 --> 00:19:44,896 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT RICKY, 534 00:19:44,929 --> 00:19:46,531 BUT SEEING THIS THING MADE IT ALL WORTH IT. 535 00:19:46,564 --> 00:19:51,703 - I GUESS THIS TIME IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT THE MONEY. 536 00:19:51,736 --> 00:19:53,071 - KEVIN, THAT WAS CRAZY. 537 00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:55,006 BUT I FEEL BAD ABOUT OURS NOW. 538 00:19:55,039 --> 00:19:59,143 IT'S GOT PENIS ENVY. - [laughs] 539 00:19:59,177 --> 00:20:00,812 narrator: THE BURLESON WINNER WAS LESA LEWIS, 540 00:20:00,845 --> 00:20:05,350 MAKING A BIBLICAL PROFIT OF OVER 8,000 BUCKS. 541 00:20:05,383 --> 00:20:08,886 MOE PRIGOFF CHOO-CHOO-CHOOSED THE RIGHT UNIT, 542 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:12,590 MAKING $1,300 WITH HIS TRAIN WHISTLE. 543 00:20:12,624 --> 00:20:17,228 RICKY AND BUBBA MADE $760 ON THEIR TESLA HEMORRHOID PAD, 544 00:20:17,262 --> 00:20:21,899 WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY WENT BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD. 545 00:20:21,933 --> 00:20:22,900 - [whistles] 546 00:20:22,934 --> 00:20:24,535 HE WAS SHOOTING BIG LIGHTNING BOLTS, 547 00:20:24,569 --> 00:20:26,771 AND HE SAID 16 FOOT AWAY WAS AS FAR AS IT GOES, 548 00:20:26,804 --> 00:20:28,740 AND I WAS 35 FEET AND CLIMBING. 549 00:20:28,773 --> 00:20:30,241 I DIDN'T WANT TO GET CLOSE TO THAT MO-FO. 550 00:20:30,275 --> 00:20:31,342 WHOO! 551 00:20:31,376 --> 00:20:32,977 THAT WILL BLOW YOUR DRESS UP. 552 00:20:33,011 --> 00:20:35,280 WHO IS THIS GUY SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS 553 00:20:35,313 --> 00:20:38,082 OUT OF A PERFECTLY GOOD HEMORRHOID PAD? 554 00:20:38,116 --> 00:20:40,184 [chuckles] 555 00:20:40,218 --> 00:20:41,352 DAMN RIGHT, I WAS PISSED OFF 556 00:20:41,386 --> 00:20:43,921 DRIVING TO THE OTHER SIDE OF INFINITY 557 00:20:43,955 --> 00:20:46,157 FOR SOMETHING THAT'S WORTHLESS AS TITS ON A NUN.