1 00:00:07,319 --> 00:00:10,990 male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED 2 00:00:11,023 --> 00:00:13,726 IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, 3 00:00:13,759 --> 00:00:16,028 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 4 00:00:16,062 --> 00:00:18,097 - THAT'S THE PRIZE. - $700. 5 00:00:18,130 --> 00:00:19,198 narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 6 00:00:19,231 --> 00:00:20,199 - YEAH. - YEAH. 7 00:00:20,232 --> 00:00:21,867 - RIGHT HERE. - YEAH! 8 00:00:21,901 --> 00:00:23,302 narrator: COMING UP... 9 00:00:23,335 --> 00:00:25,271 - THIS IS IT. THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. 10 00:00:25,304 --> 00:00:27,273 - MISS LESA NEEDS TO STEP UP HER GAME. 11 00:00:27,306 --> 00:00:29,975 - HIGH-END AUCTIONS COME AROUND ONLY ONCE IN A WHILE. 12 00:00:30,009 --> 00:00:31,243 HOLY [bleep]! 13 00:00:31,277 --> 00:00:32,945 - WHAT IS THIS? 14 00:00:32,978 --> 00:00:34,814 - WOULD THAT BE 1814? 15 00:00:34,847 --> 00:00:36,816 - THIS THING IS 100 YEARS OLD. 16 00:00:36,849 --> 00:00:38,951 - $450. - $475. 17 00:00:38,984 --> 00:00:40,386 - VICTOR, NO. 18 00:00:40,419 --> 00:00:43,989 - THIS IS TURNING INTO A REAL BARN-BURNER. YEE-HAW! 19 00:00:45,524 --> 00:00:48,627 [country rock music] 20 00:00:48,661 --> 00:00:50,529 - THAT'S THE GRAVY TRAIN RIGHT THERE. 21 00:00:50,563 --> 00:00:52,932 - YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. 22 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:55,401 - JERRY! MY STORE IS ON THE LINE HERE. 23 00:00:55,434 --> 00:00:57,937 - THIS IS ALL PROFIT. IT'S FABULOUS! 24 00:00:57,970 --> 00:01:04,877 ♪ ♪ 25 00:01:04,910 --> 00:01:07,146 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 26 00:01:07,179 --> 00:01:09,281 ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ 27 00:01:09,315 --> 00:01:14,286 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 28 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:15,855 - AND IT'S SOLD! 29 00:01:19,492 --> 00:01:21,861 - TODAY, WE GOT TWO FLAVORS OF AUCTIONS-- 30 00:01:21,894 --> 00:01:24,230 A SMALL BEDROOM COMMUNITY IN RIVER OAKS, 31 00:01:24,263 --> 00:01:27,433 THEN OFF TO THE ARTSY URBAN NEIGHBORHOOD OF DEEP ELLUM 32 00:01:27,466 --> 00:01:29,301 FOR A HIGH-PROFILE LOCKER SALE. 33 00:01:29,335 --> 00:01:31,804 - HOPEFULLY WE CAN FILL THE STORE SHELVES 34 00:01:31,837 --> 00:01:34,340 WITH SOME BREAD AND BUTTER ITEMS FROM THE SUBURBAN AUCTION. 35 00:01:34,373 --> 00:01:37,243 - AND LATER, WE'RE GONNA GO DOWNTOWN AND BID ON A UNIT 36 00:01:37,276 --> 00:01:40,279 OWNED BY A LOCAL TYCOON. 37 00:01:40,312 --> 00:01:43,415 - EVERY TIME I BID, THEY WANT TO BID AGAINST ME, 38 00:01:43,449 --> 00:01:45,985 BUT THEY ALWAYS WIN. 39 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:47,820 I NEED TO BE MORE AGGRESSIVE OUT THERE. 40 00:01:47,853 --> 00:01:49,755 OTHERWISE THERE WON'T BE A STORE TO BUY FOR. 41 00:01:49,788 --> 00:01:52,158 - PLAY LESA'S GAME. DON'T PLAY NOBODY ELSE'S GAME. 42 00:01:52,191 --> 00:01:54,293 JUST LIKE A MOVE IN CHESS. 43 00:01:54,326 --> 00:01:56,695 - I NEVER PLAYED CHESS. 44 00:01:56,729 --> 00:01:57,763 - YOU NEED TO LEARN. 45 00:01:57,796 --> 00:01:59,832 MISS LESA NEEDS TO STEP UP HER GAME, 46 00:01:59,865 --> 00:02:02,067 'CAUSE I'M STILL WAITING ON MY LAST PAYCHECK. 47 00:02:02,101 --> 00:02:03,903 - DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHESS? - VERY WELL. 48 00:02:03,936 --> 00:02:07,039 - YOU KNOW, THAT'S A VERY GOOD-- - INTELLIGENT GAME. 49 00:02:07,072 --> 00:02:09,475 - I'M JUST LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SMALL TODAY. 50 00:02:09,508 --> 00:02:12,545 IF I CAN GET EVERYBODY TO BLOW THEIR MONEY AT THIS LOCATION, 51 00:02:12,578 --> 00:02:14,947 THAT TYCOON AUCTION'S GONNA BE A CAKEWALK. 52 00:02:14,980 --> 00:02:17,349 - YOU KNOW, TODAY WE DON'T NEED TO BUY ANYTHING 53 00:02:17,383 --> 00:02:19,318 UNLESS IT'S THE CREAM. 54 00:02:19,351 --> 00:02:21,587 EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT THIS BIG TYCOON AUCTION 55 00:02:21,620 --> 00:02:22,888 AT THE END OF THE DAY. 56 00:02:22,922 --> 00:02:25,057 THE BEST WAY TO LOSE MONEY, JUST FOLLOW THE CROWD. 57 00:02:27,426 --> 00:02:28,994 - I HAVE A GOOD OPPORTUNITY TO SNAG SOMETHING HERE. 58 00:02:29,028 --> 00:02:32,298 WHILE THEY'RE LOOKING AT MY FUNKY SHOES AND FANCY CAR, 59 00:02:32,331 --> 00:02:35,801 I'M GONNA SLIP IN THERE AND GRAB SOME PRIME COLLECTIBLES. 60 00:02:35,834 --> 00:02:39,104 I THINK IT'S THEIR AREA, BUT I CAN FIND SOMETHING ANYPLACE. 61 00:02:39,138 --> 00:02:42,208 - THESE FOLKS ARE LOOKING READY FOR SOME COMPETITION TODAY. 62 00:02:43,475 --> 00:02:46,011 - UH, YEAH. RED DOOR. SHOULD BE UNLOCKED. 63 00:02:46,045 --> 00:02:47,413 [laughs] 64 00:02:47,446 --> 00:02:48,447 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING TO THEM FOR? 65 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:49,748 - HUH? HE ASKED FOR THE RESTROOM. 66 00:02:49,782 --> 00:02:52,151 - DON'T EVEN TELL HIM WHERE THE RESTROOM IS. 67 00:02:52,184 --> 00:02:53,819 LOCK THE DOOR AFTER HE GOES IN THERE. 68 00:02:53,852 --> 00:02:54,853 - THAT'S NOT RIGHT. 69 00:02:54,887 --> 00:02:56,522 - OKAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 70 00:02:56,555 --> 00:02:58,324 HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. 71 00:02:58,357 --> 00:02:59,658 WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOORS. 72 00:02:59,692 --> 00:03:01,260 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. 73 00:03:01,293 --> 00:03:04,196 THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO KICKING THE BOXES. 74 00:03:04,230 --> 00:03:06,532 PLEASE BID WITH THE CASH YOU HAVE ON YOUR PERSON TODAY. 75 00:03:06,565 --> 00:03:09,168 ARE YOU READY TO GO? - YEAH, LET'S DO IT! 76 00:03:09,201 --> 00:03:10,936 - HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! 77 00:03:10,970 --> 00:03:13,172 [saw buzzes] 78 00:03:13,205 --> 00:03:16,342 - WHOA! - WHOA! 79 00:03:16,375 --> 00:03:17,610 - OH! 80 00:03:20,746 --> 00:03:22,348 - FIRST STRIKE. 81 00:03:22,381 --> 00:03:25,050 I SEE KITTY LITTER AND REGULAR LITTER. 82 00:03:25,084 --> 00:03:26,785 NO, THANKS. 83 00:03:26,819 --> 00:03:29,555 - IT'S GOT A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING, JERRY. 84 00:03:29,588 --> 00:03:32,691 IT'S GOT BOXES FOR DAYS, NICELY PACKED. 85 00:03:32,725 --> 00:03:35,294 THIS HAS A LITTLE OF EVERYTHING FOR MY STORE. 86 00:03:35,327 --> 00:03:36,362 I'M GOING AFTER THIS ONE. 87 00:03:36,395 --> 00:03:39,164 - I CAN'T EVEN USE MY BINOCULARS 88 00:03:39,198 --> 00:03:41,233 TO SEE THE 15 FEET BACK THERE. 89 00:03:41,267 --> 00:03:44,236 I THINK I SEE A CEDAR BOX BEHIND THE BUG ZAPPER. 90 00:03:44,270 --> 00:03:47,006 NORMALLY, CEDAR IS USED TO STORE ITEMS THAT ARE DELICATE 91 00:03:47,039 --> 00:03:50,209 AND VALUABLE. 92 00:03:50,242 --> 00:03:52,111 - [sighs] IT'S A FULL UNIT. 93 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:54,747 THIS IS THE PERFECT LOCKER TO SPEND SOMEONE'S MONEY... 94 00:03:54,780 --> 00:03:57,283 IT'S A WHOLE HOUSELOAD. IT'S A TREASURE HUNT. 95 00:03:57,316 --> 00:03:58,617 WITHOUT LOOKING OBVIOUS. 96 00:03:58,651 --> 00:04:00,019 - SOME LITTLE HOUSEHOLD UNIT HERE. 97 00:04:00,052 --> 00:04:01,053 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO GIVE NOW? 98 00:04:01,086 --> 00:04:02,421 $25? I'M THINKING $25. 99 00:04:02,454 --> 00:04:04,523 - $25 RIGHT HERE. - $25, AND $50, NOW $50. 100 00:04:04,556 --> 00:04:05,924 - RIGHT. - NOW $50, NOW $75. 101 00:04:05,958 --> 00:04:07,059 - $75. - $75 AND $100. 102 00:04:07,092 --> 00:04:09,128 - RIGHT HERE. - NOW A QUARTER, NOW $125. 103 00:04:09,161 --> 00:04:10,663 - $125 RIGHT HERE. - BRING IT. 104 00:04:10,696 --> 00:04:12,498 - $150, NOW $175. - $175. 105 00:04:12,531 --> 00:04:14,833 - BRING IT. - NOW $200, NOW $225. 106 00:04:14,867 --> 00:04:17,503 $225, WHO'LL GIVE $225? - $225, RIGHT HERE. 107 00:04:17,536 --> 00:04:18,704 - $225, AND $250 IN THE BACK, MA'AM. 108 00:04:18,737 --> 00:04:21,440 $250, NOW $275. - I'M OUT. 109 00:04:21,473 --> 00:04:24,310 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHO ELSE I CAN DROP THIS ON. 110 00:04:24,343 --> 00:04:27,613 - $275 RIGHT HERE. - I HAVE $250. $275. 111 00:04:27,646 --> 00:04:30,115 NOW A QUARTER, NOW $325. - $325 RIGHT HERE. 112 00:04:30,149 --> 00:04:31,984 - I HAVE $350, NOW-- - $400. 113 00:04:32,017 --> 00:04:33,452 - $400, NOW $425. 114 00:04:33,485 --> 00:04:36,755 - LOOKS LIKE DR. CRAZY SHOES WANTS HIMSELF A LOCKER. 115 00:04:36,789 --> 00:04:38,223 TIME TO MAKE HIM PAY FOR IT. 116 00:04:38,257 --> 00:04:41,293 $425 RIGHT HERE. - $425. AND A HALF, I NEED $450. 117 00:04:41,327 --> 00:04:43,429 $450. - $450. 118 00:04:43,462 --> 00:04:45,798 - $475. - AND $500, NOW $500. 119 00:04:45,831 --> 00:04:48,534 - $575. - $575, AND $600, NOW $600. 120 00:04:48,567 --> 00:04:51,170 I HAVE $575. NOW $600, ONCE, TWICE-- 121 00:04:51,203 --> 00:04:53,706 - $600 RIGHT HERE. - $600, NOW $625. 122 00:04:53,739 --> 00:04:57,376 - VICTOR, NO. $625. - $650. 123 00:04:57,409 --> 00:05:00,145 - $650, AND $675. 124 00:05:00,179 --> 00:05:03,082 - THAT'S PRETTY AGGRESSIVE, EVEN FOR VICTOR'S STANDARDS. 125 00:05:03,115 --> 00:05:05,918 - $675. $675, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 126 00:05:05,951 --> 00:05:08,754 $675 ONE TIME-- - $675. 127 00:05:08,787 --> 00:05:12,358 - AND $700 TO YOU. $700. I KNOW YOU WANT IT. 128 00:05:12,391 --> 00:05:14,727 $700 ONCE, TWICE. 129 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:18,330 I SOLD IT. $675 RIGHT HERE, MOE. 130 00:05:18,364 --> 00:05:20,065 - I MAY HAVE JUST BEEN BID UP, 131 00:05:20,099 --> 00:05:22,801 BUT I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S IN THAT CEDAR BOX. 132 00:05:25,437 --> 00:05:26,572 - WHOA! 133 00:05:26,605 --> 00:05:28,507 [overlapping chatter] 134 00:05:30,442 --> 00:05:32,544 - UH... 135 00:05:32,578 --> 00:05:34,747 - I SEE A TABLE AND AT LEAST FOUR CHAIRS. 136 00:05:34,780 --> 00:05:36,048 I LIKE THIS ONE. 137 00:05:36,081 --> 00:05:38,817 - THIS UNIT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE REMODELED THEIR KITCHEN. 138 00:05:38,851 --> 00:05:41,353 - THERE'S A RETRO STOOL, MAYBE TWO OF 'EM. 139 00:05:41,387 --> 00:05:44,022 IF THERE'S MORE RETRO FURNITURE, THIS COULD BE WORTH SOMETHING. 140 00:05:44,056 --> 00:05:45,290 - NOT BAD. 141 00:05:45,324 --> 00:05:48,627 AND WHOMEVER BUYS IT CAN COUNT ON BEING BID UP. 142 00:05:48,660 --> 00:05:50,763 - ALL RIGHT, SELLING A LITTLE HOUSEHOLD UNIT HERE. 143 00:05:50,796 --> 00:05:52,097 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY. 144 00:05:52,131 --> 00:05:53,665 $70 BID? $70? - YEAH. 145 00:05:53,699 --> 00:05:56,535 - $70, NOW $80. - $100 RIGHT HERE. 146 00:05:56,568 --> 00:05:57,536 - $100, NOW TO YA. - YEAH. 147 00:05:57,569 --> 00:05:59,605 - $110, NOW $120. $120, $120. 148 00:05:59,638 --> 00:06:00,606 - YEAH. - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 149 00:06:00,639 --> 00:06:01,607 GIVE ME $130. - $140 RIGHT HERE. 150 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:02,641 - $140, AND $150. - YEAH. 151 00:06:02,674 --> 00:06:04,510 - WE HAVE $150, $150. NOW $160, $160? 152 00:06:04,543 --> 00:06:05,844 $160, NOW $170. 153 00:06:05,878 --> 00:06:07,546 - THAT OLD LADY AND HER FAMILY 154 00:06:07,579 --> 00:06:08,747 ARE DOING MY WORK FOR ME. 155 00:06:08,781 --> 00:06:11,350 - $170. [auctioneering] 156 00:06:11,383 --> 00:06:14,253 NOW $190, $200. NOW $210, NOW $220. 157 00:06:14,286 --> 00:06:16,688 NOW $220, $220. $220. $220, NOW $230. 158 00:06:16,722 --> 00:06:18,924 $230, MA'AM. $230 UP. $230. WANNA DO $230? 159 00:06:18,957 --> 00:06:23,595 $230. $230 ONCE, TWICE. $230, NOW $240. 160 00:06:23,629 --> 00:06:25,197 NOW 40. WILL YOU GIVE $240? 161 00:06:25,230 --> 00:06:26,298 IT'S STILL WORTH IT. - YEAH. 162 00:06:26,331 --> 00:06:27,433 - $240, NOW $250. 163 00:06:27,466 --> 00:06:29,067 NOW $250. NOW GIVE ME $250. 164 00:06:29,101 --> 00:06:31,170 WILL YOU GIVE $250? $245. 165 00:06:31,203 --> 00:06:32,204 I WISHED I'D HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT. 166 00:06:32,237 --> 00:06:34,106 NOW $250. WILL YOU GIVE $250? 167 00:06:34,139 --> 00:06:36,308 $250, NOW $260, NOW $260, TO $260? 168 00:06:36,341 --> 00:06:40,579 $260 ONCE, TWICE. $260, NOW $270. 169 00:06:40,612 --> 00:06:41,980 WE NEED $270. - YEAH. 170 00:06:42,014 --> 00:06:44,516 - $270, NOW $280. WE NEED $280, NOW $280. 171 00:06:44,550 --> 00:06:45,651 I BELIEVE THEY'RE GETTING WEAK. 172 00:06:45,684 --> 00:06:48,187 $280. NOW IT'LL BE A $280 BID. 173 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:49,321 NOW A BID OF $280. $280 ONCE-- 174 00:06:49,354 --> 00:06:50,556 - YOU OUT? - TWICE-- 175 00:06:50,589 --> 00:06:54,693 - $285 RIGHT HERE. - $285. JUMPING THE BID UP. 176 00:06:54,726 --> 00:06:56,395 NOW $290, NOW $290. WE NEED $290. 177 00:06:56,428 --> 00:06:59,264 - YEAH. - I GOT $290. NOW $300 TO YOU. 178 00:06:59,298 --> 00:07:02,034 $300 ONCE, TWICE. 179 00:07:02,067 --> 00:07:05,070 ALL RIGHT, SOLD, SOLD, SOLD IT, $290 RIGHT HERE, BUBBA. 180 00:07:05,103 --> 00:07:06,772 $290, BUBBA. 181 00:07:06,805 --> 00:07:09,575 - VICTOR'S BEEN DRIVING UP THE PRICES ALL DAY, 182 00:07:09,608 --> 00:07:11,910 BUT I THINK WE SLID BY AND GOT A GOOD DEAL ON THIS LOCKER. 183 00:07:11,944 --> 00:07:13,445 - THAT'LL BRING HIM TO SCHOOL. 184 00:07:13,479 --> 00:07:14,613 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 185 00:07:14,646 --> 00:07:16,315 WE'RE HEADING OFF TO DOWNTOWN DALLAS. 186 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:17,349 - WHOO-HOO! 187 00:07:20,552 --> 00:07:22,888 - BEFORE I HEAD OFF TO THE BIG AUCTION... 188 00:07:22,921 --> 00:07:24,857 LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT. 189 00:07:24,890 --> 00:07:28,327 I'M GOING TO THE LOCKER I PAID $675 FOR 190 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,462 TO SEE WHAT'S IN THAT CEDAR MYSTERY BOX. 191 00:07:30,496 --> 00:07:33,065 EVERYBODY NEEDS A BUG ZAPPER. 192 00:07:33,098 --> 00:07:34,833 THIS IS A BIG ONE. 193 00:07:34,867 --> 00:07:37,069 MOST BUG ZAPPERS ARE TWO BULBS. 194 00:07:37,102 --> 00:07:40,305 TEXAS? FOUR BULBS. 195 00:07:40,339 --> 00:07:41,840 LET'S SEE. 196 00:07:41,874 --> 00:07:44,510 I LOVE CLOSED BOXES. 197 00:07:44,543 --> 00:07:46,411 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S IN THAT BOX. 198 00:07:46,445 --> 00:07:51,517 LET'S SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT IN HERE. 199 00:07:51,550 --> 00:07:56,355 WHOA! OOH, COMIC BOOKS. 200 00:07:56,388 --> 00:08:00,759 '59. THAT'S A GOOD YEAR. 201 00:08:00,792 --> 00:08:04,162 THE FIRST ISSUE, THE NEW MAD. 202 00:08:04,196 --> 00:08:07,232 1955. THAT'S GOT SOME VALUE. 203 00:08:07,266 --> 00:08:13,138 25 CENTS, 1955. TODAY, A LOT MORE. 204 00:08:13,171 --> 00:08:18,377 AW, THIS IS-- THIS IS FABULOUS. ALL '59s. 205 00:08:20,579 --> 00:08:22,915 I SAID I LIKED BOXES. 206 00:08:26,985 --> 00:08:30,689 WELL, WELL, WELL, WE GOT MORE MAD. 207 00:08:30,722 --> 00:08:33,025 OOH. 208 00:08:33,058 --> 00:08:36,828 AND... ALL-PLASTIC ASSEMBLY KIT. 209 00:08:36,862 --> 00:08:39,097 IN THE BOX-- LET ME SEE IT. 210 00:08:39,131 --> 00:08:41,033 OH, IT'S ALL TOGETHER. 211 00:08:41,066 --> 00:08:44,903 THIS IS, UH, VERY, VERY, VERY COLLECTIBLE. 212 00:08:44,937 --> 00:08:47,906 I'M GONNA TAKE THESE MAD MAGAZINES TO GET 'EM LOOKED AT, 213 00:08:47,940 --> 00:08:50,442 AND THIS COULD TURN OUT TO BE A FABULOUS FIND. 214 00:08:50,475 --> 00:08:52,911 I'VE GOT 13 1/2 MORE FEET TO GO. 215 00:08:52,945 --> 00:08:54,947 I'LL GET MY GUYS TO MOVE THE REST OF THIS, 216 00:08:54,980 --> 00:08:58,450 BUT NOW I WANT TO GET TO THE HIGH-END AUCTION DOWNTOWN. 217 00:08:58,483 --> 00:09:00,652 HOW'S ALL THIS [bleep] GONNA FIT IN MY CAR? 218 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:05,624 - WE'RE OFF TO AN ARTSY PART OF DALLAS CALL DEEP ELLUM 219 00:09:05,657 --> 00:09:09,294 TO HAVE A LOOK AT THAT TYCOON UNIT. 220 00:09:09,328 --> 00:09:11,997 - HIGH-END AUCTIONS COME AROUND ONLY ONCE IN A WHILE, 221 00:09:12,030 --> 00:09:15,867 SO JERRY AND I ARE HITTING THE BANK FOR SOME EXTRA AMMO. 222 00:09:15,901 --> 00:09:17,903 AT LEAST I'LL HAVE MY GUNS LOADED, 223 00:09:17,936 --> 00:09:20,138 WHETHER I SHOOT THE BULLETS OR NOT. 224 00:09:20,172 --> 00:09:21,306 - I HOPE MISS LESA SHOOTS STRAIGHT. 225 00:09:21,340 --> 00:09:22,808 THEM BULLETS SHE TALKING ABOUT 226 00:09:22,841 --> 00:09:24,776 IS MY FUTURE PAYCHECKS. 227 00:09:24,810 --> 00:09:27,446 - THIS IS IT. THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. 228 00:09:34,886 --> 00:09:38,190 THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME. 229 00:09:38,223 --> 00:09:39,891 - BUBBA, IT'S ON. 230 00:09:39,925 --> 00:09:41,493 - SHUT UP, VIC. 231 00:09:44,730 --> 00:09:46,565 - ALL RIGHT. - YEAH. 232 00:09:49,001 --> 00:09:52,537 - I DON'T SEE--I DON'T SEE ANYTHING SIGNED 233 00:09:52,571 --> 00:09:54,439 ON THESE PAINTINGS RIGHT HERE. 234 00:09:54,473 --> 00:09:56,274 THEY'RE NOT FRAMED TERRIBLY WELL. 235 00:09:56,308 --> 00:09:57,476 [exhales] 236 00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:59,811 IT'S HARD, HARD, HARD TODAY. VERY HARD. 237 00:09:59,845 --> 00:10:02,648 I'M JUST TALKING THIS UNIT DOWN IN FRONT OF A CROWD. 238 00:10:02,681 --> 00:10:04,683 I WANT THIS. 239 00:10:04,716 --> 00:10:06,418 - IT LOOKS LIKE CORPORATE ART. 240 00:10:06,451 --> 00:10:09,655 CORPORATE ART'S STUFF THAT HANGS IN BUILDINGS, 241 00:10:09,688 --> 00:10:11,156 NOT IN A HOUSE. 242 00:10:11,189 --> 00:10:14,459 THE ART IS NOT MY PERIOD, BUT THE MIRRORS ARE STUNNING. 243 00:10:14,493 --> 00:10:16,895 WE'LL GIVE THIS A RIDE. 244 00:10:16,928 --> 00:10:20,265 - YOU GOT YOUR-- IT'S WELL-PACKED. 245 00:10:20,298 --> 00:10:24,036 THAT WARDROBE IS PEOPLE WHO HAD SOME MONEY. I CAN TELL. 246 00:10:24,069 --> 00:10:26,538 I'M GONNA BID ON THIS UNIT AND SEE WHERE IT GOES. 247 00:10:26,571 --> 00:10:28,340 - EVERYTHING'S BOXED NICELY. 248 00:10:28,373 --> 00:10:30,776 BUT THE BACK THIRD, THOUGH, IS ALL CHRISTMAS. 249 00:10:30,809 --> 00:10:31,877 - WHAT ABOUT THESE PICTURES? 250 00:10:31,910 --> 00:10:36,181 THEY'RE NOT ANYTHING, ARE THEY? 251 00:10:36,214 --> 00:10:38,316 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ALL THAT ART THAT BUBBA'S SEEING. 252 00:10:38,350 --> 00:10:41,553 ALL I KNOW IS YOU CAN ONLY SELL CHRISTMAS CRAP ONCE A YEAR. 253 00:10:41,586 --> 00:10:43,655 THAT ALWAYS TURNS ME OFF. 254 00:10:49,594 --> 00:10:50,796 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 255 00:10:50,829 --> 00:10:51,997 SELLING A LITTLE LOCKER HERE. 256 00:10:52,030 --> 00:10:53,465 WHAT DO Y'ALL WANT TO GIVE? NOW $500 WHERE? 257 00:10:53,498 --> 00:10:55,467 - RIGHT HERE, $500. - $500, NOW $600. 258 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,769 - $600. - $700. 259 00:10:57,803 --> 00:10:59,604 - $700, NOW $800. $800. WANNA GIVE $800? 260 00:10:59,638 --> 00:11:00,605 - BRING IT. - $800. 261 00:11:00,639 --> 00:11:02,207 - $800, NOW $900. - BRING IT. 262 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:03,709 - NOW $1,000. - $1,300. 263 00:11:03,742 --> 00:11:05,377 - $1,300, AND $1,400. - $1,400. BRING IT. 264 00:11:05,410 --> 00:11:07,713 - $1,400, AND $1,500. - $1,500. 265 00:11:07,746 --> 00:11:08,947 - NOW WE'VE GOT $1,500. AND $1,600, NOW $1,600. 266 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:10,248 - BRING IT. - $1,700. 267 00:11:10,282 --> 00:11:13,952 THIS IS TURNING INTO A REAL BARN-BURNER. YEE-HAW! 268 00:11:13,985 --> 00:11:15,353 - $1,700. 269 00:11:15,387 --> 00:11:18,256 - 30 BOXES OF CHRISTMAS. - BRING IT. 270 00:11:18,290 --> 00:11:20,325 - $1,900, NOW $1,900. WHO'LL BID $1,900? 271 00:11:20,358 --> 00:11:22,994 - RIGHT HERE. $2,000. - GOT $2,000. 272 00:11:23,028 --> 00:11:25,363 NOW $2,100, $2,100. WHO'LL GIVE $2,100, $2,100? 273 00:11:25,397 --> 00:11:27,532 - BRING IT. - $2,100, AND $2,200. 274 00:11:27,566 --> 00:11:29,768 - $2,200. - $2,200 AND $2,300. 275 00:11:29,801 --> 00:11:31,303 $2,300, $2,300-- - BRING IT. 276 00:11:31,336 --> 00:11:33,872 - $2,300, NOW $2,400. - $2,350. 277 00:11:33,905 --> 00:11:36,208 - $2,350. - CHICKEN[bleep] MOTHER[bleep]. 278 00:11:36,241 --> 00:11:37,776 - NOW $2,400. - BRING IT! 279 00:11:37,809 --> 00:11:41,213 - $2,450. - $2,450. NOW $2,500. 280 00:11:41,246 --> 00:11:43,415 I NEED $2,500, I NEED $2,500. - BRING IT! 281 00:11:43,448 --> 00:11:45,784 - THERE WE GO. $2,500. NOW $2,600. 282 00:11:45,817 --> 00:11:47,586 - WHERE DID LESA GET ALL THIS MONEY? 283 00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:50,288 $2,650. - $2,650 HERE. 284 00:11:50,322 --> 00:11:54,092 - $2,675. - $2,675. 285 00:11:54,126 --> 00:11:56,595 I HAVE $2,675. - SON OF A BITCH. 286 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:59,631 - $2,700 ONCE, TWICE. 287 00:11:59,664 --> 00:12:02,868 I SOLD IT, $2,675. RIGHT THERE. 288 00:12:02,901 --> 00:12:04,169 [applause] 289 00:12:04,202 --> 00:12:06,104 - [laughs] 290 00:12:06,138 --> 00:12:07,672 I KNEW SHE HAD IT IN HER. 291 00:12:07,706 --> 00:12:08,707 [applause] 292 00:12:08,740 --> 00:12:10,942 - [sighs] 293 00:12:10,976 --> 00:12:12,577 [applause] 294 00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:16,648 - WE GOT MONEY ALREADY. 295 00:12:16,681 --> 00:12:19,785 BUBBA AND I ARE BACK AT THE LOCKER WE PAID $290 FOR. 296 00:12:19,818 --> 00:12:22,120 - CLEARLY, VIC WAS TRYING TO DROP THIS LOCKER ON US, 297 00:12:22,154 --> 00:12:24,189 BUT I'M THINKING THERE'S ENOUGH KITCHEN STUFF IN HERE 298 00:12:24,222 --> 00:12:25,190 FOR US TO MAKE A PROFIT. 299 00:12:25,223 --> 00:12:26,958 - MADE IN MALAYSIA. 300 00:12:26,992 --> 00:12:28,260 IT HAS A FEW RUNGS MISSING ON IT, 301 00:12:28,293 --> 00:12:29,361 BUT WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF 'EM. 302 00:12:29,394 --> 00:12:31,263 LOOK AT--LOOK AT THIS. 303 00:12:31,296 --> 00:12:33,965 YOU KNOW, IF I TOOK THIS TO THE BARN TO MILK THE COW, 304 00:12:33,999 --> 00:12:35,367 SHE'D RUN OFF. 305 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,601 WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE WORTH? 306 00:12:36,635 --> 00:12:38,236 - I THINK, JUST 'CAUSE THEY'RE UNUSUAL, 307 00:12:38,270 --> 00:12:41,106 PROBABLY 40, 50 BUCKS APIECE. - 40, 50 APIECE. 308 00:12:41,139 --> 00:12:43,074 - THIS IS A COUCH THAT FOLDS INTO A BED... 309 00:12:43,108 --> 00:12:44,242 - OKAY. 310 00:12:44,276 --> 00:12:45,877 - THAT MATCHES THIS CHAIR. - OKAY. 311 00:12:45,911 --> 00:12:47,913 - THAT'S LEATHER. - A SOFA? 312 00:12:47,946 --> 00:12:50,715 I'D GUESS $250 'CAUSE IT'S LEATHER. 313 00:12:50,749 --> 00:12:53,518 - IT LOOKS LIKE WE GOT ANOTHER FOLD-DOWN COUCH. 314 00:12:53,552 --> 00:12:55,020 THERE'S ANOTHER 100 BUCKS. 315 00:12:55,053 --> 00:12:57,055 - WE GOT SOME BUTT FLOSS. OH. 316 00:12:57,088 --> 00:12:59,191 - THAT IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS RIGHT THERE. 317 00:12:59,224 --> 00:13:00,592 - IT IS? 318 00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:02,894 - THAT IS--IT GETS ALL CAUGHT UP IN THE POLE 319 00:13:02,928 --> 00:13:03,929 WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO DANCE. 320 00:13:03,962 --> 00:13:06,865 - NOW THAT IS AN IMAGE I DID NOT NEED. 321 00:13:06,898 --> 00:13:10,068 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. - WHAT? 322 00:13:10,101 --> 00:13:11,536 - WHAT IS THIS? 323 00:13:11,570 --> 00:13:13,839 - WHAT THE HELL YOU GOT RIGHT THERE? 324 00:13:13,872 --> 00:13:16,141 SOME KIND OF A SLICER OR SOMETHING. 325 00:13:16,174 --> 00:13:18,910 TUCKER. IT SAYS "AUGUST." 326 00:13:18,944 --> 00:13:20,579 WOULD THAT BE 1814? 327 00:13:20,612 --> 00:13:23,815 - THAT'S BACK AROUND WHEN YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS OR SOMETHING. 328 00:13:23,849 --> 00:13:26,351 - WHAT? WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT OLD WOOD. 329 00:13:26,384 --> 00:13:28,854 THE OLDER THE RAM, THE STIFFER THE HORN. 330 00:13:28,887 --> 00:13:30,155 LIFT THAT UP. 331 00:13:30,188 --> 00:13:33,892 - OH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE-- I DON'T KNOW. 332 00:13:33,925 --> 00:13:36,761 - THIS IS AN OLD--OLD, AS YOU CAN TELL RIGHT HERE-- 333 00:13:36,795 --> 00:13:39,331 AN OLD, OLD HAMBURGER PRESS. 334 00:13:39,364 --> 00:13:40,932 YOU READY TO MAKE IT, THE WIFE COMES IN, 335 00:13:40,966 --> 00:13:43,168 THROWS IT ON THERE. 336 00:13:43,201 --> 00:13:45,170 WE'VE ALREADY TRIPLED OUR MONEY ON THIS LOCKER, 337 00:13:45,203 --> 00:13:48,340 PLUS WE HAVE THESE TWO KITCHEN ANTIQUES TO HAVE CHECKED OUT. 338 00:13:48,373 --> 00:13:50,375 - THAT'S PRETTY COOL, THOUGH. - YEAH, IT IS. 339 00:13:59,651 --> 00:14:01,920 [laughs] SORRY. 340 00:14:01,953 --> 00:14:03,521 I GUESS I'M TOO EXCITED. 341 00:14:03,555 --> 00:14:05,724 IT'S MORE THAN I'VE EVER PAID FOR A LOCKER. 342 00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:08,126 ALL RIGHT. 343 00:14:08,159 --> 00:14:09,861 LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE. 344 00:14:09,895 --> 00:14:14,299 WOW. THIS IS NOT A GOOD BOX. 345 00:14:14,332 --> 00:14:19,337 THIS ONE'S GOT A LOT OF PLAY STUFF, KID'S STUFF IN IT. 346 00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:25,610 THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT HAS ANYTHING IN IT. GREAT. 347 00:14:25,644 --> 00:14:26,678 [sighs] 348 00:14:26,711 --> 00:14:28,313 I'M GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS. 349 00:14:28,346 --> 00:14:30,582 KITCHEN ITEMS. 350 00:14:30,615 --> 00:14:34,953 OH, WOW, LOOK AT THESE, JERRY. 351 00:14:34,986 --> 00:14:36,788 THERE'S SOME HIGH-DOLLAR STUFF HERE. 352 00:14:36,821 --> 00:14:40,825 LOOK, THESE ARE CURTAINS. THESE ARE NICE CURTAINS, MAN. 353 00:14:40,859 --> 00:14:41,993 THESE ARE AT LEAST 354 00:14:42,027 --> 00:14:44,129 A COUPLE HUNDRED DOLLAR SHADES RIGHT HERE. 355 00:14:44,162 --> 00:14:45,597 - I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ALL OF THAT. 356 00:14:45,630 --> 00:14:47,632 THAT MIGHT BE A STRETCH. 357 00:14:47,666 --> 00:14:49,634 LESA MIGHT BE UNDERWATER WITH THIS THING. 358 00:14:52,671 --> 00:14:55,974 - $159. THERE WE GO. 359 00:14:56,007 --> 00:14:58,843 - WE NEED ABOUT 26 MORE OF THEM. - IT'S COOL. 360 00:14:58,877 --> 00:15:01,246 MAKE SURE THAT THAT ONE DOES NOT GET, UH, 361 00:15:01,279 --> 00:15:02,881 LIKE, POKED A HOLE IN IT. 362 00:15:02,914 --> 00:15:07,752 IT'S NOT LIKE, UM-- HOLY [bleep]! 363 00:15:07,786 --> 00:15:11,623 THE PRICE ON THIS IS $1,291. 364 00:15:11,656 --> 00:15:14,392 - PUTTING A VALUE ON ITEMS CAN BE TRICKY, 365 00:15:14,426 --> 00:15:17,662 BUT YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH A PRICE TAG. 366 00:15:17,696 --> 00:15:20,365 - LOOK AT THIS, JER. 367 00:15:20,398 --> 00:15:21,900 WE ARE DEFINITELY DOING THIS. 368 00:15:21,933 --> 00:15:23,902 LIKE, INCREDIBLE. 369 00:15:23,935 --> 00:15:27,172 THESE WILL LOOK SO HOT IN MY STORE. 370 00:15:27,205 --> 00:15:29,040 OH, IT'S GOT TAGS ON IT. 371 00:15:29,074 --> 00:15:32,344 A $258 TAG ON THIS ONE. 372 00:15:32,377 --> 00:15:34,512 - THEY'RE LEATHER. - LEATHER STRETCHES, RIGHT? 373 00:15:34,546 --> 00:15:35,647 - [laughs] 374 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:39,351 - SIZE 2. SKINNY BITCH. 375 00:15:39,384 --> 00:15:42,988 SHE HAD TASTE AND MONEY. 376 00:15:43,021 --> 00:15:45,390 THIS IS A DARLING OUTFIT. 377 00:15:45,423 --> 00:15:47,258 LOOK AT THIS RIGHT HERE. 378 00:15:47,292 --> 00:15:48,593 GIAMANI. 379 00:15:48,626 --> 00:15:52,897 THAT'S LIKE, A HIGH DOLLAR, LIKE--O.M.G. 380 00:15:52,931 --> 00:15:56,368 THAT SAYS $5,195. 381 00:15:56,401 --> 00:15:57,836 DID YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THAT? 382 00:15:57,869 --> 00:16:00,872 5, COMMA, 1, 9, 5. 383 00:16:00,905 --> 00:16:02,207 LOOK AT THIS. 384 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,075 BLACK LABEL. MADE IN ITALY. 385 00:16:04,109 --> 00:16:05,710 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 386 00:16:05,744 --> 00:16:07,212 IN THIS BOX ALONE, 387 00:16:07,245 --> 00:16:10,482 THERE'S PROBABLY ABOUT $7,000 WORTH OF CLOTHES RIGHT HERE. 388 00:16:10,515 --> 00:16:12,684 - LOOK LIKE IT'S PAYDAY. 389 00:16:14,419 --> 00:16:17,322 - ♪ I'M SO HAPPY ♪ 390 00:16:17,355 --> 00:16:21,926 ♪ I AM SO HAPPY ♪ 391 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,461 ♪ I COULD JUST... ♪ 392 00:16:23,495 --> 00:16:25,897 NOT ONLY DID I GET TO WIPE THE FLOOR WITH VICTOR, 393 00:16:25,930 --> 00:16:30,568 BUT THESE ITEMS ARE GONNA TAKE MY STORE TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. 394 00:16:34,606 --> 00:16:36,574 - BUBBA AND I FOUND SOME COOKING ANTIQUES 395 00:16:36,608 --> 00:16:37,842 IN THE KITCHEN UNIT THAT WE BOUGHT, 396 00:16:37,876 --> 00:16:40,278 SO WE'RE OFF TO THE TWISTED ROOT RESTAURANT 397 00:16:40,311 --> 00:16:43,381 TO MEET BURGER CHEF JASON BOSO. 398 00:16:43,415 --> 00:16:44,983 - SO THIS IS WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT ON THE PHONE. 399 00:16:45,016 --> 00:16:47,519 - YEP. - UH, THAT'S IT. 400 00:16:47,552 --> 00:16:51,156 - THIS THING IS FOR A VERY SMALL, TINY LITTLE PATTY. 401 00:16:51,189 --> 00:16:52,424 - YEAH, I WAS THINKING THAT WAS JUST GONNA PISS ME OFF. 402 00:16:52,457 --> 00:16:54,025 - YOU KNOW, IN THAT DAY, PEOPLE ATE LESS. 403 00:16:54,059 --> 00:16:55,393 - YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. 404 00:16:55,427 --> 00:16:59,230 THIS IS A TURN-OF-THE-CENTURY MANDOLIN. 405 00:16:59,264 --> 00:17:03,068 THIS WAS NEW FASHION CULINARY EXPERTISE. 406 00:17:03,101 --> 00:17:04,702 YOU KNOW WHAT A MANDOLIN IS? 407 00:17:04,736 --> 00:17:05,904 - YEAH. 408 00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:11,142 - THIS IS A MANDOLIN. THAT'S-- - OH, GOOD LORD. 409 00:17:11,176 --> 00:17:13,545 - WHAT THIS AND THAT INVENTED WAS THIS, 410 00:17:13,578 --> 00:17:17,982 SO WHEN WE SET THAT DOWN, WE CAN EASILY SLICE TOMATOES. 411 00:17:18,016 --> 00:17:20,385 - WHAT? I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS. 412 00:17:20,418 --> 00:17:22,854 - THIS--THIS WAS REALLY THE HOME VERSION. 413 00:17:22,887 --> 00:17:26,558 THIS IS THE BIG RESTAURANT VERSION. 414 00:17:26,591 --> 00:17:29,527 YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF AN 8-OUNCE HAMBURGER PATTY. 415 00:17:29,561 --> 00:17:31,196 YOU CAN SEE HOW THIS THING-- 416 00:17:31,229 --> 00:17:33,465 - IS ABOUT A HALF OUNCE. 417 00:17:33,498 --> 00:17:35,200 - NOW WE CAN GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. 418 00:17:35,233 --> 00:17:38,837 - THIS IS PROBABLY A MASS-MANUFACTURED THING. 419 00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:39,971 - YEAH. 420 00:17:40,004 --> 00:17:41,773 - THIS IS FOR THE HOME-- HOME CHEF. 421 00:17:41,806 --> 00:17:44,676 YOU'RE GONNA GET 5 BUCKS FOR THIS THING, IF THAT, 422 00:17:44,709 --> 00:17:45,743 IF YOU'RE LUCKY. 423 00:17:45,777 --> 00:17:47,479 - WELL, I GUESS THE MAIN THING IS, 424 00:17:47,512 --> 00:17:49,647 WHAT WE NEED TO KNOW IS, HOW MUCH IS THIS WORTH? 425 00:17:49,681 --> 00:17:51,683 - HMM. IT'S IN GREAT SHAPE. 426 00:17:51,716 --> 00:17:54,052 I MEAN, THIS THING IS SLIDING PERFECTLY. 427 00:17:54,085 --> 00:17:56,688 A LITTLE RUST ON THOSE, BUT THOSE CAN BE FIXED. 428 00:17:56,721 --> 00:18:01,426 THE WOOD'S NICE. THIS THING IS 100 YEARS OLD. 429 00:18:01,459 --> 00:18:03,895 - BEING 100 YEARS OLD, IT'S GOTTA BE WORTH SOME BUCKS. 430 00:18:03,928 --> 00:18:05,263 - RIGHT. 431 00:18:05,296 --> 00:18:09,901 THE RIGHT COLLECTOR COULD SPEND A LITTLE COIN ON THIS. 432 00:18:09,934 --> 00:18:15,206 I'D GIVE YOU GUYS 150 BUCKS FOR THIS THING. 433 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:18,376 - OH! I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS WORTH A LOT OF MONEY. 434 00:18:18,409 --> 00:18:21,446 - WELL, YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME. 435 00:18:21,479 --> 00:18:24,015 THAT STINGS A LITTLE, BUT IT'S NOTHING 436 00:18:24,048 --> 00:18:26,050 THAT A COUPLE OF BEERS AND A BURGER WON'T FIX. 437 00:18:26,084 --> 00:18:28,586 - IT MAKES UP A LITTLE BIT FOR THE PRICE OF THAT. 438 00:18:31,055 --> 00:18:33,591 - I'M TAKING THE MAD MAGAZINES TO AN EXPERT. 439 00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,426 - AH, YOU MUST BE MOE. 440 00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:38,363 - THIS GUY'S MAD ABOUT MAD. 441 00:18:38,396 --> 00:18:41,766 - ALL RIGHT, SOME MAD SPECIALS HERE. 442 00:18:41,799 --> 00:18:43,801 YOU SAY YOU CAME ACROSS THESE GUYS IN A STORAGE, HUH? 443 00:18:43,835 --> 00:18:45,036 - AT AN AUCTION. YEAH. 444 00:18:45,069 --> 00:18:46,437 - LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT HERE. 445 00:18:46,471 --> 00:18:49,641 AND RIGHT OFF THE BAT, I SEE A NUMBER ONE, AND THAT'S-- 446 00:18:49,674 --> 00:18:51,509 THAT AIN'T SHABBY, I'LL TELL YA. 447 00:18:51,543 --> 00:18:54,479 THIS IS, OF COURSE, GONNA BE YOUR NUMBER ONE BIGGEST BOOK 448 00:18:54,512 --> 00:18:56,414 IN THE COLLECTION RIGHT HERE. 449 00:18:56,447 --> 00:19:00,552 IF THESE WERE ALL IN PRISTINE, NEAR-MINT CONDITION, 450 00:19:00,585 --> 00:19:02,654 I'D SAY THAT YOU'D HAVE 451 00:19:02,687 --> 00:19:05,757 PROBABLY SOMETHING A LITTLE OVER $20,000 HERE. 452 00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:08,993 - $20,000? HOT DAMN! 453 00:19:09,027 --> 00:19:12,830 - THAT BEING SAID... 454 00:19:12,864 --> 00:19:14,799 THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE IT HAS SOME WATER DAMAGE. 455 00:19:14,832 --> 00:19:17,435 YOU CAN FEEL--YOU CAN ACTUALLY FEEL THE RIPPLING ON IT. 456 00:19:17,468 --> 00:19:19,003 WE'VE GOT A LITTLE SCHMUTZ THERE. 457 00:19:19,037 --> 00:19:21,206 WE ALSO HAVE THIS, AND IT'S WHAT WE CALL BUG CHEW. 458 00:19:21,239 --> 00:19:22,840 IT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE BUG GOT TO IT 459 00:19:22,874 --> 00:19:24,175 AND STARTED TRYING TO EAT THROUGH THE PAPER. 460 00:19:24,209 --> 00:19:26,878 THE PIECE IS MISSING OUT OF THE FRONT COVER HERE. 461 00:19:26,911 --> 00:19:29,247 - MY HIGHLY-TRAINED EYE WOULD GIVE THAT A TEN. 462 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,915 - IT WOULD PROBABLY BE WRONG. 463 00:19:30,949 --> 00:19:35,053 [laughs] 464 00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,254 - GIVE ME A VALUE. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 465 00:19:36,287 --> 00:19:37,755 - WELL, YOU KNOW, LIKE I SAID, 466 00:19:37,789 --> 00:19:40,458 YOU HAVE SOME--SOME OF THE EARLIEST ISSUES OF MAD HERE, 467 00:19:40,491 --> 00:19:42,126 WHICH ARE ALWAYS IN HIGH DEMAND. 468 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,529 THE MODEL KIT, IT'S A VERY HIGH-DEMAND ITEM. 469 00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:47,165 UH, I WOULD ESTIMATE, YOU KNOW, 470 00:19:47,198 --> 00:19:52,403 ON A REAL GOOD AUCTION DAY, 471 00:19:52,437 --> 00:19:55,473 MAYBE $3,000 FOR THE WHOLE LOT. 472 00:19:55,506 --> 00:19:58,643 - THIS IS A GOOD DAY. - [laughs] I WOULD THINK SO. 473 00:19:58,676 --> 00:20:01,546 HEY, I THINK YOU PROBABLY DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB ON THIS ONE. 474 00:20:01,579 --> 00:20:03,281 - THIS IS A REAL GOOD DAY. 475 00:20:04,849 --> 00:20:07,452 narrator: LESA LEWIS BECAME THE NEW TYCOON, 476 00:20:07,485 --> 00:20:11,456 BANKING 6,000 BUCKS ON HER ARTWORK AND CLOTHING. 477 00:20:11,489 --> 00:20:15,893 MOE PRIGOFF MADE A "MAD" PROFIT OF OVER $2,000 478 00:20:15,927 --> 00:20:18,196 WITH HIS MAGAZINE COLLECTION. 479 00:20:18,229 --> 00:20:20,231 RICKY AND BUBBA FLIPPED THEIR LOCKER 480 00:20:20,265 --> 00:20:23,368 FOR A PROFIT OF 465 BUCKS, 481 00:20:23,401 --> 00:20:27,238 WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY WENT HOME IN DEFEAT. 482 00:20:27,272 --> 00:20:30,241 - THIS IS ONE OF OUR EXOTICS-- UH, BUFFALO. 483 00:20:30,275 --> 00:20:31,609 BUT WE SELL SOME FUNKY THINGS. 484 00:20:31,643 --> 00:20:33,077 WE'RE GONNA SELL SOME BEAVER BURGERS SOON. 485 00:20:33,111 --> 00:20:35,380 - OKAY. - TRUST ME, I'VE HAD IT. 486 00:20:35,413 --> 00:20:37,715 I DON'T WANT TO EAT IT, BUT SOME PEOPLE DO, 487 00:20:37,749 --> 00:20:39,117 SO I'LL MAKE IT FOR 'EM. 488 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,519 I THINK WE'VE GOT GOING RIGHT NOW A KANGAROO BURGER. 489 00:20:41,552 --> 00:20:43,254 - I SOLD TEN KANGAROOS SATURDAY. 490 00:20:43,288 --> 00:20:44,522 - DID YOU REALLY? - YES, I DID. 491 00:20:44,555 --> 00:20:45,957 - I WONDER IF I BOUGHT 'EM FROM YOU. 492 00:20:45,990 --> 00:20:48,359 - I DON'T KNOW. I HOPE THEY DIDN'T WIND UP HERE. 493 00:20:48,393 --> 00:20:49,360 [laughs] NO. 494 00:20:49,394 --> 00:20:51,629 - YOU'RE SCARING ME. - YEAH.