1 00:00:08,354 --> 00:00:11,957 - male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED 2 00:00:12,058 --> 00:00:14,693 IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, 3 00:00:14,794 --> 00:00:16,996 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 4 00:00:17,096 --> 00:00:19,065 - THAT'S THE PRIZE. - 700. 5 00:00:19,165 --> 00:00:20,166 - narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 6 00:00:20,266 --> 00:00:21,167 - YEAH. - YEAH. 7 00:00:21,267 --> 00:00:22,835 - RIGHT HERE. - YEAH! 8 00:00:22,935 --> 00:00:24,503 - narrator: COMING UP... 9 00:00:24,603 --> 00:00:25,704 - WHOA! [applause] 10 00:00:25,805 --> 00:00:28,374 - THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THAT UNIT I LIKE. 11 00:00:28,474 --> 00:00:29,475 WHAT IS IT? 12 00:00:29,575 --> 00:00:31,110 GOOD. - OH, MY LORD. 13 00:00:31,210 --> 00:00:32,211 - THIS THING IS AWESOME. 14 00:00:32,311 --> 00:00:33,579 - IF I'M GONNA UNLOAD THIS THING, 15 00:00:33,679 --> 00:00:34,814 IT'S GOTTA BE NOW. 16 00:00:34,914 --> 00:00:36,549 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY FOR IT? 17 00:00:36,649 --> 00:00:37,817 - 300 OR 400 BUCKS. - OH, COME ON. 18 00:00:37,917 --> 00:00:38,818 NO, IT CAN'T BE THAT. 19 00:00:38,918 --> 00:00:41,320 - 575 ONCE, TWICE. - 600. 20 00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:43,589 - SHH, YOU DON'T WANT THIS [bleep]. 21 00:00:43,689 --> 00:00:44,924 - LESA, WHERE YOU GOING? 22 00:00:45,024 --> 00:00:47,393 - AIN'T NO ANTIQUES IN THAT [speaks gibberish]! 23 00:00:48,928 --> 00:00:52,565 [country rock music] 24 00:00:52,665 --> 00:00:53,699 - THAT'S THE GRAVY TRAIN RIGHT THERE. 25 00:00:53,799 --> 00:00:56,202 - YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. 26 00:00:56,302 --> 00:00:58,704 - JERRY! MY STORE IS ON THE LINE HERE. 27 00:00:58,804 --> 00:01:01,207 - THIS IS ALL PROFIT. IT'S FABULOUS! 28 00:01:01,307 --> 00:01:08,214 ♪ ♪ 29 00:01:08,314 --> 00:01:10,483 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 30 00:01:10,583 --> 00:01:12,485 ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ 31 00:01:12,585 --> 00:01:17,590 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 32 00:01:17,690 --> 00:01:19,258 - AND IT'S SOLD! 33 00:01:22,695 --> 00:01:24,029 - TODAY WE'RE IN IRVING, 34 00:01:24,130 --> 00:01:27,766 BETWEEN THE GLITZ OF DALLAS AND THE COWBOYS OF FORT WORTH. 35 00:01:27,867 --> 00:01:29,668 IT'S A REAL MIX OF BOTH WORLDS. 36 00:01:29,768 --> 00:01:32,638 THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT OUR BUYERS MIGHT FIND. 37 00:01:32,738 --> 00:01:33,973 - TODAY'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT FOR ME. 38 00:01:34,073 --> 00:01:37,109 I'VE GOT ENOUGH HIGH-PRICED MERCHANDISE IN MY STORE. 39 00:01:37,209 --> 00:01:39,245 I'M LOOKING FOR MORE MIDDLE-OF-THE-ROAD ITEMS 40 00:01:39,345 --> 00:01:40,913 TO PLEASE MY TEXAS CUSTOMERS. 41 00:01:41,013 --> 00:01:45,684 HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. 42 00:01:50,422 --> 00:01:52,558 - I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING UNIQUE 43 00:01:52,658 --> 00:01:53,959 AND FUN FOR MY GALLERY. 44 00:01:54,059 --> 00:01:55,928 I'M A NOTORIOUS WOOD LOVER, 45 00:01:56,028 --> 00:01:57,997 AND I LOVE TEAK. 46 00:01:58,097 --> 00:02:00,733 I LOVE COLLECTIBLES, BUT IF IT'S WOOD, 47 00:02:00,833 --> 00:02:04,103 I'M GONNA GET IT. 48 00:02:04,203 --> 00:02:06,272 - COMPETITION IS GETTING TOUGH. - IT IS. 49 00:02:06,372 --> 00:02:09,175 - GUESS WHAT, THEY RESPECT YOU WHEN YOU AT LEAST MEAN BUSINESS. 50 00:02:09,275 --> 00:02:11,410 - AND THAT'S WHAT THEY SHOULD BE DOING. 51 00:02:11,510 --> 00:02:12,778 ALL THESE BOYS THINK THEY CAN PUSH ME AROUND 52 00:02:12,878 --> 00:02:14,246 BECAUSE I'M A CHICK, 53 00:02:14,346 --> 00:02:18,250 BUT I'M HERE TO PROVE THAT I CAN HANG WITH THE BIG BOYS. 54 00:02:18,350 --> 00:02:20,519 - WHEN THAT DOOR GOES UP, YOU KNOW, 55 00:02:20,619 --> 00:02:23,489 YOU ONLY HAVE SECONDS TO LOOK IT OVER, PICK OUT THE MONEY. 56 00:02:23,589 --> 00:02:25,324 - IF YOU DON'T HAVE AN EYE FOR IT, YOU'RE SCREWED. 57 00:02:25,424 --> 00:02:28,227 YOU HEAR A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE TALKING ABOUT 58 00:02:28,327 --> 00:02:30,429 THEY HAVE A "FEELING" ABOUT WHAT'S IN THE UNIT, 59 00:02:30,529 --> 00:02:32,031 AND THAT'S A BUNCH OF B.S. 60 00:02:32,131 --> 00:02:34,533 NOT RICKY AND I. WE GO FROM HISTORY. 61 00:02:34,633 --> 00:02:36,835 IT TELLS US FROM PAST EXPERIENCE WHAT'S GOOD IN THAT UNIT. 62 00:02:36,936 --> 00:02:37,903 THAT'S HOW WE ROLL. 63 00:02:38,003 --> 00:02:40,406 LESA AND JERRY-- I'M NOT SCARED OF THEM. 64 00:02:40,506 --> 00:02:42,808 - NO, WE GOTTA HAVE LESA AND JERRY. 65 00:02:42,908 --> 00:02:43,842 - SO THEY CAN BUY ALL THE CRAPPY UNITS? 66 00:02:43,943 --> 00:02:45,444 - YOU SAID THAT. 67 00:02:45,544 --> 00:02:46,912 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 68 00:02:47,012 --> 00:02:49,481 THE FIRST THING, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOORS. 69 00:02:49,582 --> 00:02:50,816 YOU'RE GONNA GET TO LOOK INSIDE. 70 00:02:50,916 --> 00:02:52,384 YOU'LL HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. 71 00:02:52,484 --> 00:02:53,886 THEN WE'LL BID FROM THE OUTSIDE. 72 00:02:53,986 --> 00:02:56,355 PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKET, 73 00:02:56,455 --> 00:02:57,523 READY TO PAY TODAY. 74 00:02:57,623 --> 00:02:59,024 ARE YOU READY TO GO? 75 00:02:59,124 --> 00:03:00,392 all: YEAH! 76 00:03:00,492 --> 00:03:05,464 HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! 77 00:03:07,199 --> 00:03:12,705 - OH! 78 00:03:12,805 --> 00:03:14,640 - OKAY, LOOK. I SEE THE LORD OF THE RINGS. 79 00:03:14,740 --> 00:03:16,775 I SEE A BUNCH OF GAMES. TOYS SELL. 80 00:03:16,875 --> 00:03:18,010 I'M IN. 81 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:20,312 - WE GOT SOME GOLF CLUBS HERE. 82 00:03:20,412 --> 00:03:22,248 WE GOT TWO LIGHTS. 83 00:03:22,348 --> 00:03:25,417 THOSE ARE NEATLY PACKED BOXES. 84 00:03:25,517 --> 00:03:26,952 THIS PERSON PROBABLY WAS A COLLECTOR. 85 00:03:27,052 --> 00:03:28,187 I THINK I'LL BE IN IT. 86 00:03:28,287 --> 00:03:29,588 - THE GLASS BOTTLES. 87 00:03:29,688 --> 00:03:32,958 IF THEY'RE OLD, THEY COULD BE $100 APIECE ON THOSE. 88 00:03:33,058 --> 00:03:34,893 ALL THE ANTIQUE SHOPS I GO TO-- THEY'RE, LIKE, 50 BUCKS. 89 00:03:34,994 --> 00:03:37,796 HOPEFULLY, NO ONE ELSE KNOWS WHAT THOSE JUGS ARE WORTH, 90 00:03:37,896 --> 00:03:41,100 AND I COULD STEAL THIS UNIT OUT FROM UNDER THEM. 91 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,801 - OKAY. - I'M NOT SEEING IT. 92 00:03:42,901 --> 00:03:48,107 - LET ME LOOK IN HERE. - ALL RIGHT. 93 00:03:48,207 --> 00:03:49,642 - THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THAT UNIT I LIKE. 94 00:03:49,742 --> 00:03:51,277 - OKAY. 95 00:03:51,377 --> 00:03:53,746 - I SEE ALL KINDS OF LITTLE STUFF 96 00:03:53,846 --> 00:03:55,247 THAT SAYS THEY MIGHT COLLECT, YOU KNOW? 97 00:03:55,347 --> 00:03:57,349 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ABOUT TO SAY THIS, 98 00:03:57,449 --> 00:03:59,685 BUT I ACTUALLY HAVE A FEELING ABOUT THIS LOCKER. 99 00:03:59,785 --> 00:04:00,819 A FEELING. 100 00:04:00,919 --> 00:04:02,421 - WHERE DO Y'ALL WANT TO START NOW? 101 00:04:02,521 --> 00:04:04,256 - $100 RIGHT HERE. - 100. 102 00:04:04,356 --> 00:04:05,891 200, ANYBODY GOT 200? - YEAH. 103 00:04:05,991 --> 00:04:08,193 - 200, NOW 300. BACK TO YOU. 300. 104 00:04:08,294 --> 00:04:10,229 - 400, ANYBODY GOT 400? NOW 400. 400? 105 00:04:10,329 --> 00:04:12,498 - COME ON, MISS LESA, STAY IN THERE! 106 00:04:12,598 --> 00:04:13,499 YOU CAN DO IT! 107 00:04:13,599 --> 00:04:15,367 - 425. - 450? I HAVE 425. 108 00:04:15,467 --> 00:04:16,535 NOW 450. 109 00:04:16,635 --> 00:04:18,070 NOW 475? ANYBODY GOT 475? 110 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:19,505 475? 475? 111 00:04:19,605 --> 00:04:20,606 [auctioneering] 475? 112 00:04:20,706 --> 00:04:23,142 475. NOW 500. ANYBODY, 500? 113 00:04:23,242 --> 00:04:25,110 500? NOW 500. NOW 525. 114 00:04:25,210 --> 00:04:27,146 525? 525? 525. 115 00:04:27,246 --> 00:04:28,714 - THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 116 00:04:28,814 --> 00:04:30,649 THE BOYS ARE TRYING TO CROWD ME OUT. 117 00:04:30,749 --> 00:04:32,818 - NOW 550. 550? - BRING IT. 118 00:04:32,918 --> 00:04:35,020 - NOW 575. 575? 575? 119 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:36,822 - YEAH. - 550. 575. NOW 600. 120 00:04:36,922 --> 00:04:39,692 - YEAH. - NOW 625. NOW 650. 121 00:04:39,792 --> 00:04:40,859 - YEAH. - NOW 675. 122 00:04:40,959 --> 00:04:43,696 - DO I RESPECT LESA AS A BIDDER? NO. 123 00:04:43,796 --> 00:04:46,532 - 700? I GOT 675. 700? 124 00:04:46,632 --> 00:04:47,599 - 700. 125 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:49,335 - 700. NOW 725. - YEAH. 126 00:04:49,435 --> 00:04:50,369 - NOW 750. - YEAH. 127 00:04:50,469 --> 00:04:51,837 - NOW 775. 128 00:04:51,937 --> 00:04:53,605 NOW 800? 800? 129 00:04:53,706 --> 00:04:54,873 I HAVE 775. NOW 800. - YEAH. 130 00:04:54,973 --> 00:04:57,109 - NOW 825. I HAVE 825. NOW 850. 131 00:04:57,209 --> 00:04:58,243 ANYBODY HAVE 850? - YEAH. 132 00:04:58,344 --> 00:05:00,979 - 850. NOW 875. 875. 900. 133 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:02,815 900? 900, 900, 900, 900, 900? 134 00:05:02,915 --> 00:05:04,817 I HAVE 875. ONCE, TWICE. 135 00:05:04,917 --> 00:05:05,818 - YEAH. 136 00:05:05,918 --> 00:05:08,354 - NOW 900. NOW 925? NOW 925. 137 00:05:08,454 --> 00:05:10,356 ONCE, TWICE, 138 00:05:10,456 --> 00:05:13,258 THREE TIMES, AND SOLD AT $925. 139 00:05:13,359 --> 00:05:15,027 BUBBA, $925 TO BUBBA. 140 00:05:15,127 --> 00:05:16,328 BUBBA! 141 00:05:16,428 --> 00:05:18,764 - HELL, I'LL GO ON A GUT FEELING. 142 00:05:18,864 --> 00:05:19,865 LET'S SEE IF THIS PAYS OFF. 143 00:05:19,965 --> 00:05:23,035 [applause] 144 00:05:26,839 --> 00:05:31,877 [overlapping chatter] 145 00:05:31,977 --> 00:05:35,247 - A BAG, BOXES. ARE YOU KIDDING? 146 00:05:35,347 --> 00:05:37,182 I WOULDN'T EVEN RESPECT MYSELF 147 00:05:37,282 --> 00:05:38,784 IF I BOUGHT A UNIT LIKE THIS. 148 00:05:38,884 --> 00:05:40,753 I DON'T LIKE THIS UNIT. THERE'S NOTHING. 149 00:05:40,853 --> 00:05:42,354 - WOODEN FUTON. 150 00:05:42,454 --> 00:05:45,023 DAMN, I SELL FUTONS TOO. WE'LL SEE. 151 00:05:45,124 --> 00:05:47,059 IT'S LIKE BUYING A SCRATCH LOTTO TICKET. 152 00:05:47,159 --> 00:05:49,995 IF I GET IT FOR CHEAP, I COULD WIN BIG. 153 00:05:50,095 --> 00:05:53,499 - OH, NO ANTIQUES IN THERE. 154 00:05:53,599 --> 00:05:56,235 I SEE A COUPLE OF DUFFEL BAGS, SOME NEWSPAPERS, 155 00:05:56,335 --> 00:05:57,636 AND SOME RATTY BOXES. 156 00:05:57,736 --> 00:06:00,873 NOT FOR ME. 157 00:06:00,973 --> 00:06:04,009 - SOME UNPAID BILLS AND JUST TRASH. 158 00:06:04,109 --> 00:06:06,578 - THIS IS NOT FOR US. - NOPE. 159 00:06:06,678 --> 00:06:07,746 - WHERE DO YOU WANNA START NOW? ANYBODY, 25? 160 00:06:07,846 --> 00:06:09,214 - RIGHT HERE, $10. 161 00:06:09,314 --> 00:06:10,816 - $10 MORE THAN I HAD. NOW 20. 162 00:06:10,916 --> 00:06:12,451 [auctioneering] $20. BID ON 20. 20? 163 00:06:12,551 --> 00:06:14,019 HOW ABOUT $15? 164 00:06:14,119 --> 00:06:16,355 15. NOW 15? 165 00:06:16,455 --> 00:06:19,057 15? ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES. 166 00:06:19,158 --> 00:06:20,893 WHAT? 167 00:06:20,993 --> 00:06:24,463 18. $18? 18. 168 00:06:24,563 --> 00:06:26,432 - I'LL GO $20. 169 00:06:26,532 --> 00:06:28,400 - THAT IS SOME EXPENSIVE FIREWOOD. 170 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:30,302 - AND NOW 25. ANYBODY GOT 25? 171 00:06:30,402 --> 00:06:31,470 I HAVE 20. NOW 25. 25? 172 00:06:31,570 --> 00:06:34,072 - [laughs] YOU STILL GET IT. 173 00:06:34,173 --> 00:06:35,240 - GOING ONCE, TWICE. 174 00:06:35,340 --> 00:06:37,543 AND SOLD AT $20. - RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE. 175 00:06:37,643 --> 00:06:40,412 - WHOO HOO! - MORE CRAP FOR YOUR STORE. 176 00:06:40,512 --> 00:06:42,247 - I'M REALLY CURIOUS TO SEE WHAT 20 BUCKS BOUGHT ME, 177 00:06:42,347 --> 00:06:45,050 SO I'M GONNA DITCH THE AUCTION AND GO CHECK OUT MY UNIT. 178 00:06:45,150 --> 00:06:47,019 I SCHOOLED EVERYBODY TODAY 179 00:06:47,119 --> 00:06:51,457 WHERE THE LOCKER AND THE UNIT WAS. 180 00:06:51,557 --> 00:06:52,991 IT'S GOOD. IT'S SOLID. 181 00:06:53,091 --> 00:06:55,194 IT'S WOOD. THIS IS A $50 BILL RIGHT HERE. 182 00:06:55,294 --> 00:06:56,862 THEY ALL LAUGHED WHEN I BOUGHT THIS UNIT. 183 00:06:56,962 --> 00:06:57,896 LET 'EM LAUGH. 184 00:06:57,996 --> 00:06:59,998 GENUINE LEATHER JACKET. 185 00:07:00,098 --> 00:07:02,367 3X, I'LL SAVE THIS ONE FOR BUBBA. 186 00:07:02,468 --> 00:07:04,770 ACTUALLY, IT LOOKS TOO SMALL FOR BUBBA. 187 00:07:04,870 --> 00:07:06,839 PROBABLY $30 OR $40 ON THAT. 188 00:07:06,939 --> 00:07:07,873 THAT'S A KEEPER. 189 00:07:07,973 --> 00:07:09,808 LEATHER JACKETS ALWAYS SELL IN TEXAS. 190 00:07:09,908 --> 00:07:12,611 YOU KNOW, THE JEAN JACKET IS CONSIDERED FORMALWEAR. 191 00:07:12,711 --> 00:07:13,612 COME ON. 192 00:07:18,817 --> 00:07:21,186 - SOMEBODY'S GYM BAG. 193 00:07:21,286 --> 00:07:24,122 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 194 00:07:24,223 --> 00:07:26,058 WOW. 195 00:07:26,158 --> 00:07:28,527 WOW, LOOK AT THAT SETUP. 196 00:07:28,627 --> 00:07:31,196 WELL, IT'S A SWISS ARMY KNIFE, 197 00:07:31,296 --> 00:07:36,201 BUT I'VE NEVER, EVER SEEN ONE LIKE THIS. 198 00:07:36,301 --> 00:07:38,270 YEAH, THE FUTON'S GREAT OR WHATEVER, 199 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:39,905 BUT THE KNIFE IS WHERE IT'S AT. 200 00:07:40,005 --> 00:07:42,007 SAW, MAGNIFYING GLASS. 201 00:07:42,107 --> 00:07:44,910 UH, I THINK THIS IS A-- THIS IS A--OOH! OW! 202 00:07:45,010 --> 00:07:46,979 SON OF A-- THAT'S SHARP AS A-- 203 00:07:47,079 --> 00:07:50,048 "F." MAN. 204 00:07:50,148 --> 00:07:53,852 WHO WOULD NEED ALL THESE KNIVES ON ONE SWISS ARMY KNIFE? 205 00:07:53,952 --> 00:07:56,555 I GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT THIS "FRANKEN-KNIFE" IS FOR. 206 00:07:56,655 --> 00:07:58,490 PUT IT BACK IN THERE. 207 00:07:58,590 --> 00:08:03,929 KEEP IT SAFE. 208 00:08:06,164 --> 00:08:07,566 - OH! 209 00:08:07,666 --> 00:08:08,967 I SEE A BOX OF HANGERS, 210 00:08:09,067 --> 00:08:10,269 WHICH MEANS A LOT OF CLOTHES. 211 00:08:10,369 --> 00:08:12,337 I'M THINKING THAT THE SEWING MACHINE 212 00:08:12,437 --> 00:08:13,739 MIGHT BE ALL RIGHT. 213 00:08:13,839 --> 00:08:16,675 THIS PERSON IS PROBABLY A SEAMSTRESS OR A TAILOR. 214 00:08:16,775 --> 00:08:18,844 - THERE'S NO FORESEEABLE WOOD, 215 00:08:18,944 --> 00:08:22,714 BUT I THINK A SEAMSTRESS COULD HAVE MONEY. 216 00:08:22,814 --> 00:08:25,450 - JUST EVERYTHING I'M SEEING-- I'M SEEING DOLLAR STORE AND-- 217 00:08:25,551 --> 00:08:29,421 - YEAH, I DON'T THINK THIS ONE'S FOR US. 218 00:08:29,521 --> 00:08:31,423 - COMPOSITE TABLE. 219 00:08:31,523 --> 00:08:34,326 THE KIRBY VACUUM--A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY THEY'RE GOOD. 220 00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:37,262 EVERYDAY NECESSITIES ARE IN DEMAND IN THIS ECONOMY. 221 00:08:37,362 --> 00:08:38,897 I'LL BE IN FOR THE RIGHT PRICE. 222 00:08:38,997 --> 00:08:40,832 - WHAT IS MY BID HERE? WHERE DO YOU WANNA START? 223 00:08:40,933 --> 00:08:43,368 NOW TELL ME, 100. - $100 RIGHT HERE. 224 00:08:43,468 --> 00:08:45,070 - 100. NOW 200. 225 00:08:45,170 --> 00:08:46,705 - BRING IT! - NOW 300. 226 00:08:46,805 --> 00:08:48,040 NOW 400. 227 00:08:48,140 --> 00:08:49,775 - BRING IT. - 400. NOW 425. 228 00:08:49,875 --> 00:08:52,778 ANYBODY GOT 425? - RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE. 229 00:08:52,878 --> 00:08:54,980 - NOW 475. - THIS IS THRIFT-STORE STUFF. 230 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:57,749 [laughs] WHAT DOES HOITY-TOITY MOE WANT WITH THIS THING? 231 00:08:57,849 --> 00:08:59,451 - SHE'S NOT GONNA LET YOU HAVE IT. 475. 232 00:08:59,551 --> 00:09:01,019 [auctioneering] - SHE'S NOT TALL ENOUGH. 233 00:09:01,119 --> 00:09:03,689 - 475, 475. NOW SHE'S GOT IT. 234 00:09:03,789 --> 00:09:04,723 475. 235 00:09:04,823 --> 00:09:06,792 - 500? - SHH. 236 00:09:06,892 --> 00:09:08,894 - OH, MY GOD. WHO KNOWS WHERE THAT HAND'S BEEN? 237 00:09:08,994 --> 00:09:11,863 - I HAVE 475. 500. NOW 525. 525? 238 00:09:11,964 --> 00:09:13,966 - BRING IT! - 525. NOW 550. 239 00:09:14,066 --> 00:09:15,500 550? 550. NOW 550, 550. 240 00:09:15,601 --> 00:09:17,436 - SHH! 241 00:09:17,536 --> 00:09:18,937 - UGH! 242 00:09:19,037 --> 00:09:20,238 - 525. 243 00:09:20,339 --> 00:09:21,773 - 550. 244 00:09:21,873 --> 00:09:23,942 - 550. NOW 575. 575. 245 00:09:24,042 --> 00:09:25,043 - GET IT, MOE! 246 00:09:25,143 --> 00:09:26,945 - MOE. - WHAT? 247 00:09:27,045 --> 00:09:27,946 - 550. NOW 575. 248 00:09:28,046 --> 00:09:29,081 - YOU DON'T WANT THIS [bleep]. 249 00:09:29,181 --> 00:09:30,916 - 575. 250 00:09:31,016 --> 00:09:33,318 - BRING IT. - NOW 575. 600? 251 00:09:33,418 --> 00:09:34,386 575 ONCE. 252 00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:36,254 TWICE. - 600. 253 00:09:36,355 --> 00:09:39,658 - 600. NOW 625. NOW 625. 254 00:09:39,758 --> 00:09:40,926 625? 255 00:09:41,026 --> 00:09:42,361 - GET HIM, LESA, GET HIM. - BRING IT. 256 00:09:42,461 --> 00:09:44,396 - 625. NOW 650. 257 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:45,864 - 650? I HAVE 625. 258 00:09:45,964 --> 00:09:47,699 ONCE, TWICE. 259 00:09:47,799 --> 00:09:49,001 - 650. - 650. NOW 675. 260 00:09:49,101 --> 00:09:50,335 - [laughs] 261 00:09:50,435 --> 00:09:52,337 DAMN. - 675? 262 00:09:52,437 --> 00:09:54,439 [auctioneering] NOW 675? 263 00:09:54,539 --> 00:09:55,641 - BRING IT. - 700, 700? 264 00:09:55,741 --> 00:09:57,743 NOW 700. 265 00:09:57,843 --> 00:09:58,910 I HAVE 675. ONCE. 266 00:09:59,011 --> 00:10:00,145 - 700. 267 00:10:00,245 --> 00:10:02,347 - 700. NOW 725. 268 00:10:02,447 --> 00:10:03,715 725, 725? 269 00:10:03,815 --> 00:10:05,150 I HAVE 700. ONCE. 270 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:06,184 - BRING IT! 271 00:10:06,284 --> 00:10:07,786 - 725! 272 00:10:07,886 --> 00:10:09,855 - STAY COOL, MISS LESA, YOU GOT THIS ONE. 273 00:10:09,955 --> 00:10:12,557 - 750. I HAVE 725. ONCE, TWICE. 274 00:10:12,658 --> 00:10:14,159 - 750. - 750. 275 00:10:14,259 --> 00:10:15,527 - LET HIM HAVE IT. - GET HIM, LESA! 276 00:10:15,627 --> 00:10:17,362 - I AIN'T BUYING THIS [bleep]. - LESA, WHERE YOU GOING? 277 00:10:17,462 --> 00:10:19,364 - YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. - 750. 278 00:10:22,067 --> 00:10:23,902 - THREE TIMES, SOLD IT. 279 00:10:24,002 --> 00:10:25,971 RIGHT HERE AT $750. 280 00:10:26,071 --> 00:10:27,939 - I HAPPEN TO THINK SHE'S WRONG. 281 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:29,641 THERE ARE ANTIQUES IN THAT 282 00:10:29,741 --> 00:10:34,046 "FLIMSIN' FLOPPIN' FLOOKIN' FLOBBIN' FROOCKER." 283 00:10:35,580 --> 00:10:37,716 - YOU KNOW-- - YOU GOT SOFT. 284 00:10:37,816 --> 00:10:39,618 - UGH, I DIDN'T GET SOFT. - YOU GOT SOFT. 285 00:10:39,718 --> 00:10:40,819 YES, YOU DID. - YOU TREAT ME THAT-- 286 00:10:40,919 --> 00:10:41,887 I'M GOING HOME WITH NOTHING, 287 00:10:41,987 --> 00:10:44,322 BUT AT LEAST I GAVE HIM HELL. 288 00:10:44,423 --> 00:10:46,491 - SHE GAVE HIM SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT. 289 00:10:46,591 --> 00:10:47,993 A HEADACHE MAYBE? 290 00:10:48,093 --> 00:10:52,064 - AND YOU WANT A RIDE HOME? 291 00:10:52,164 --> 00:10:55,734 - BUBBA USUALLY DOESN'T GET GUT FEELINGS ABOUT UNITS, 292 00:10:55,834 --> 00:10:57,836 AND I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS THE TACOS HE ATE, 293 00:10:57,936 --> 00:10:59,071 BUT WE WENT WITH IT ANYWAY. 294 00:10:59,171 --> 00:11:00,539 - THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD. 295 00:11:00,639 --> 00:11:04,943 - THAT DON'T SOUND GOOD. 296 00:11:05,043 --> 00:11:06,278 - OH, [bleep]. 297 00:11:06,378 --> 00:11:09,247 - WHAT IN THE--? 298 00:11:09,347 --> 00:11:11,583 COUPLE HUNDRED BUCKS? I DON'T KNOW. 299 00:11:11,683 --> 00:11:12,884 - I THINK JUST 'CAUSE THEY'RE UNUSUAL, 300 00:11:12,984 --> 00:11:14,686 100 OR 200 BUCKS, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 301 00:11:14,786 --> 00:11:16,788 - YOU'RE GONNA LIKE WHAT WE GOT IN HERE. 302 00:11:16,888 --> 00:11:20,258 OH, MY GOD, WE GOT ARMOR. 303 00:11:20,358 --> 00:11:24,196 LOOK AT THIS "SHIZAMA" STUFF. 304 00:11:24,296 --> 00:11:27,365 [metal clanking] - OH, THIS IS ONE OF THOSE NERDS 305 00:11:27,466 --> 00:11:30,235 THAT GO TO THE PARK AND DRESS UP AND PLAY-- 306 00:11:30,335 --> 00:11:31,536 THEY BATTLE AND [bleep]. 307 00:11:31,636 --> 00:11:35,006 - LOOK AT THIS SON OF A-- GOOD LORD! 308 00:11:35,107 --> 00:11:36,508 - PUT YOUR HEAD IN THERE. 309 00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:38,143 - I DON'T WANNA PUT MY HEAD IN THAT THING. 310 00:11:38,243 --> 00:11:39,745 SEE IF YOURS WILL FIT, BUBBA. 311 00:11:39,778 --> 00:11:40,946 DAMN SURE WILL! 312 00:11:41,079 --> 00:11:43,482 LET ME GET SOMETHING TO HIT YOU WITH. 313 00:11:43,582 --> 00:11:45,016 THAT HURT? - NOT AT ALL. 314 00:11:45,117 --> 00:11:48,120 THESE GUYS WERE CARD-CARRYING NERDS. 315 00:11:48,220 --> 00:11:51,857 THERE'S SOME COLLECTIBLE FIGURINES. 316 00:11:51,957 --> 00:11:52,858 ACTION FIGURE STUFF. 317 00:11:52,958 --> 00:11:54,459 THESE ARE GOOD. 318 00:11:54,559 --> 00:11:57,429 - LOOKY HERE. ALL COLLECTIBLE CARS. 319 00:11:57,529 --> 00:11:59,898 - RICK, AROUND 200 BUCKS RIGHT HERE, EASY. 320 00:11:59,998 --> 00:12:02,334 - HEY, HEY, HEY, BUBBA. 321 00:12:02,434 --> 00:12:05,637 HOLD THE TRAIN. 322 00:12:05,737 --> 00:12:07,839 WHAT IS THIS? 323 00:12:07,939 --> 00:12:09,908 - I LOVE BUBBLE WRAP. - I LOVE IT TOO. 324 00:12:10,008 --> 00:12:11,777 - WHAT IS IT? - I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 325 00:12:11,877 --> 00:12:13,411 - OH, [bleep]. I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 326 00:12:13,512 --> 00:12:14,980 - WHAT IS IT? 327 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:19,684 - DUDE, THESE ARE ORIGINAL 1978 OR WHATEVER STAR WARS FIGURES. 328 00:12:19,785 --> 00:12:21,219 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 329 00:12:21,319 --> 00:12:22,320 - SO THESE ARE PROBABLY WORTH A LOT OF MONEY, BUBBA. 330 00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:23,522 I DON'T KNOW. 331 00:12:23,622 --> 00:12:24,723 - DUDE, THESE AREN'T WORTH A LOT OF MONEY. 332 00:12:24,823 --> 00:12:25,891 THESE ARE WORTH A [bleep]LOAD OF MONEY. 333 00:12:25,991 --> 00:12:27,058 - WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE IT 334 00:12:27,159 --> 00:12:28,059 AND HAVE IT APPRAISED TO ONE OF OUR GUYS. 335 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,094 - OH, YEAH. 336 00:12:29,194 --> 00:12:30,695 - WELL, BUBBA CERTAINLY HAD A FEELING. 337 00:12:30,796 --> 00:12:33,165 NOW WE HAVE TO FIND OUT IF IT WAS A GOOD ONE... 338 00:12:33,265 --> 00:12:35,534 OR SOMETHING MEDICALLY SERIOUS. 339 00:12:35,634 --> 00:12:38,637 - THAT'S A GOOD LICK. - THAT'S A GOOD LICK. 340 00:12:40,505 --> 00:12:41,940 - I'M BACK AT THE SEAMSTRESS UNIT 341 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:45,911 THAT I SNAGGED FROM LESA. 342 00:12:46,011 --> 00:12:48,713 WOW, IT'S GONNA BE DIRTY, 343 00:12:48,814 --> 00:12:50,282 SO WE'RE GONNA PUT SOME SURGICAL GLOVES ON. 344 00:12:50,382 --> 00:12:53,218 WE'RE GONNA HAVE PRECISION DEMOLITION. 345 00:12:53,318 --> 00:12:54,953 I'M A PODIATRIC SURGEON, 346 00:12:55,053 --> 00:12:57,122 SO I ALWAYS CARRY A PAIR OF GLOVES ON ME. 347 00:12:57,222 --> 00:12:58,423 THIS IS A JUNK BOX. 348 00:12:58,523 --> 00:12:59,891 BOX FULL OF PILLS. 349 00:12:59,991 --> 00:13:02,828 MORE JUNK. GARBAGE. 350 00:13:02,928 --> 00:13:05,297 IF THIS IS WHAT I THINK IT IS-- 351 00:13:05,397 --> 00:13:08,166 OH, WHY DOES SOMEONE SAVE THESE HANGERS? 352 00:13:08,266 --> 00:13:09,968 PILLS AND COAT HANGERS. 353 00:13:10,068 --> 00:13:15,874 THANK GOD FOR LATEX. 354 00:13:15,974 --> 00:13:17,642 IT IS A SEWING MACHINE! 355 00:13:17,742 --> 00:13:19,744 NEVER BEEN USED. 356 00:13:19,845 --> 00:13:21,847 SUPER. 357 00:13:21,947 --> 00:13:24,282 PROBABLY $275. 358 00:13:24,382 --> 00:13:26,384 WHOA. 359 00:13:26,484 --> 00:13:29,020 THIS IS OLD FABRIC. RIGHT UP MY ALLEY. 360 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,956 THIS IS A FABULOUS FIND FOR ME. 361 00:13:31,056 --> 00:13:34,059 THERE'S PROBABLY 40 YARDS OF MATERIAL. 362 00:13:34,159 --> 00:13:36,528 IT'S, UH, OVER $100. 363 00:13:36,628 --> 00:13:38,563 THIS PERSON OBVIOUSLY SEWED, 364 00:13:38,663 --> 00:13:42,367 SO IT MAKES SENSE I FIND ALL THIS FABULOUS MATERIAL. 365 00:13:42,467 --> 00:13:43,368 [objects colliding] 366 00:13:43,468 --> 00:13:44,870 - OH! 367 00:13:44,970 --> 00:13:48,907 THERE'S SOMETHING IN HERE! 368 00:13:49,007 --> 00:13:50,141 WHOA! 369 00:13:50,242 --> 00:13:51,142 A WOODEN BOX? 370 00:13:51,243 --> 00:13:52,577 THAT'S A GOOD SIGN. 371 00:13:55,413 --> 00:13:56,948 HERE WE GO. 372 00:13:57,048 --> 00:14:00,986 OKAY, A DECK OF CARDS. 373 00:14:01,086 --> 00:14:02,254 OLD. ANTIQUE. 374 00:14:02,354 --> 00:14:04,089 THEY APPEAR TO BE FRENCH. 375 00:14:04,189 --> 00:14:07,225 THE ARTWORK HAS MAINTAINED ITS LEVEL OF BRIGHTNESS. 376 00:14:07,325 --> 00:14:09,261 THIS IS GOING HOME WITH ME TODAY. 377 00:14:09,361 --> 00:14:10,295 THIS IS WORTH SOME MONEY. 378 00:14:10,395 --> 00:14:12,397 IT'S NOT MY AREA OF EXPERTISE, 379 00:14:12,497 --> 00:14:14,933 BUT THIS DECK SURE IS INTRIGUING. 380 00:14:15,033 --> 00:14:17,602 WHAT'S IN HERE? 381 00:14:17,702 --> 00:14:20,906 OH, THIS IS SUPER COOL. 382 00:14:21,006 --> 00:14:23,408 THIS IS, LIKE, A CRYSTAL BALL. 383 00:14:23,508 --> 00:14:25,911 THIS KIND OF REMINDS ME OF A FORTUNE-TELLER. 384 00:14:26,011 --> 00:14:28,213 KIND OF LIKE THE CARDS THAT WE SAW EARLIER. 385 00:14:28,313 --> 00:14:29,714 THIS BALL'S GOT ME CURIOUS. 386 00:14:29,814 --> 00:14:31,483 I GOTTA KNOW IF IT'S REAL CRYSTAL 387 00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:33,184 AND IF IT'S USED TO TELL FORTUNES. 388 00:14:33,285 --> 00:14:34,886 I'M GONNA GET THIS CHECKED OUT. 389 00:14:34,986 --> 00:14:36,688 THIS IS FABULOUS. 390 00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:39,958 - I'M HERE AT THE HOUSE OF BLADES 391 00:14:40,058 --> 00:14:41,559 TO SEE IF THEY KNOW ANYTHING 392 00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:43,228 ABOUT THIS CRAZY, COOL KNIFE THAT I FOUND. 393 00:14:43,328 --> 00:14:44,629 HOUSE OF BLADES? THEY SHOULD HAVE CALLED THIS 394 00:14:44,729 --> 00:14:50,302 "THE HOUSE OF AWESOME." 395 00:14:50,402 --> 00:14:52,203 - IT'S A GENUINE SWISS ARMY KNIFE. 396 00:14:52,304 --> 00:14:53,638 THERE'S TWO DIFFERENT COMPANIES THAT MAKE, UH... 397 00:14:53,738 --> 00:14:54,739 - OKAY. - SWISS ARMY KNIVES. 398 00:14:54,839 --> 00:14:56,041 - MM-HMM. - AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM. 399 00:14:56,141 --> 00:14:57,075 - UH-HUH. - A WENGER. 400 00:14:57,175 --> 00:14:59,678 IT ACTUALLY HAS 120 FUNCTIONS ON THIS. 401 00:14:59,778 --> 00:15:02,213 THIS THING IS AWESOME. I MEAN, REALLY, REALLY COOL. 402 00:15:02,314 --> 00:15:04,282 - BUT THIS IS NOT USABLE AS IT IS. 403 00:15:04,382 --> 00:15:05,350 WHAT WAS IT? 404 00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:07,686 - THIS ONE WAS DESIGNED MORE FOR A-- 405 00:15:07,786 --> 00:15:09,888 A DISPLAY ITEM. IT'S FOR, LIKE, A CONVERSATION PIECE. 406 00:15:09,988 --> 00:15:10,956 - OKAY. 407 00:15:11,056 --> 00:15:12,090 THIS IS DEFINITELY THE KIND OF THING 408 00:15:12,190 --> 00:15:13,758 THAT BELONGS IN A COLLECTOR'S SHOP. 409 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,493 - WELL, WHAT'S COOL ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR ONE 410 00:15:15,593 --> 00:15:16,962 VERSUS THE OTHER ONES THAT ARE OUT THERE... 411 00:15:17,062 --> 00:15:18,229 - YEAH. - IS THIS ONE HAS A-- 412 00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:19,464 THE LASER POINTER. 413 00:15:19,564 --> 00:15:20,932 IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS, 414 00:15:21,032 --> 00:15:23,335 IT HAS THE MOST FUNCTIONAL BLADES ON ONE PARTICULAR ITEM. 415 00:15:23,435 --> 00:15:25,337 - OH, I HEAR "CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING." 416 00:15:25,437 --> 00:15:29,007 SO WHAT WOULD THE PRICE HAVE BEEN WHEN THEY ORDERED IT NEW? 417 00:15:29,107 --> 00:15:30,108 - THE RETAIL VALUE IS CLOSE TO... 418 00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:31,443 [drum roll] 419 00:15:31,543 --> 00:15:33,845 $1,400. - HMM. 420 00:15:33,945 --> 00:15:37,482 WELL, I'M LOOKING FOR ABOUT $1,000 ON IT. 421 00:15:37,582 --> 00:15:38,984 - I-I-I CAN'T GIVE THAT KIND OF MONEY. 422 00:15:39,084 --> 00:15:41,052 - WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY FOR IT? 423 00:15:41,152 --> 00:15:43,388 - 300 OR 400 BUCKS, YOU KNOW, REALISTICALLY. 424 00:15:43,488 --> 00:15:45,056 - OH, COME ON. NO, IT CAN'T BE THAT, NO. 425 00:15:45,156 --> 00:15:46,958 IT'S GOTTA-- IT'S GOTTA BE MORE THAN THAT. 426 00:15:47,058 --> 00:15:48,593 I'LL GO $900 ON IT. 427 00:15:48,693 --> 00:15:50,362 - I BET YOU WOULD, BUT I WOULDN'T THOUGH. 428 00:15:50,462 --> 00:15:51,696 - IF I'M GONNA UNLOAD THIS THING, 429 00:15:51,796 --> 00:15:53,031 IT'S GOTTA BE NOW. 430 00:15:53,131 --> 00:15:55,934 WH-WHAT'S GONNA BE YOUR BEST OFFER TODAY FOR IT? 431 00:15:56,034 --> 00:15:58,570 - TODAY... 432 00:15:58,670 --> 00:16:03,108 JUST 'CAUSE I LIKE YOU, 433 00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:04,109 YOU'VE GOT AN AUTHENTIC ACCENT TO TEXAS... 434 00:16:04,209 --> 00:16:07,779 - YES. 435 00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,481 - $500. THAT'S IT. 436 00:16:09,581 --> 00:16:11,082 THAT'S THE BEST I'M GONNA DO ON THIS THING. 437 00:16:11,182 --> 00:16:13,018 BOTTOM DOLLAR, I MEAN, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. 438 00:16:13,118 --> 00:16:14,452 I-I-I DON'T NEED THIS KNIFE. 439 00:16:14,552 --> 00:16:16,521 - I UNDERSTAND. - YOU KNOW, BUT-- 440 00:16:16,621 --> 00:16:18,023 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? FOR $500... 441 00:16:18,123 --> 00:16:19,691 I'M GONNA LET IT GO BECAUSE I LIKE YOU TOO. 442 00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:21,960 - ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. 443 00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:23,161 - I SET OUT LOOKING FOR HOUSEHOLD 444 00:16:23,261 --> 00:16:24,462 AND UTILITY ITEMS TODAY, 445 00:16:24,562 --> 00:16:27,599 AND I FOUND 120 OF THEM IN ONE KNIFE. 446 00:16:27,699 --> 00:16:30,101 NOT EXACTLY WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR, 447 00:16:30,201 --> 00:16:32,170 BUT NOT A BAD DAY. 448 00:16:36,141 --> 00:16:38,710 - VALENTINA LOOKS INTO CRYSTAL BALLS 449 00:16:38,810 --> 00:16:40,345 AND READS CARDS FOR A LIVING. 450 00:16:40,445 --> 00:16:43,915 I'M HOPING SHE CAN TELL ME IF MY BALL'S THE REAL DEAL 451 00:16:44,015 --> 00:16:46,117 AND IF MY CARDS CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE. 452 00:16:46,217 --> 00:16:50,155 - WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS A, UM, CRYSTAL BALL. 453 00:16:50,255 --> 00:16:52,991 CRYSTAL BALLS ARE TRADITIONALLY USED FOR SCRYING, 454 00:16:53,091 --> 00:16:54,793 WHICH MEANS CRYSTAL GAZING. 455 00:16:54,893 --> 00:16:57,328 ONE LOOKS INTO THEM, REACHES A MEDITATIVE STATE, 456 00:16:57,429 --> 00:17:00,932 AND THEN IMAGES SHOW UP THAT REVEAL THINGS. 457 00:17:01,032 --> 00:17:05,770 I CAN SEE A COUPLE OF SMALL AIR BUBBLES, 458 00:17:05,870 --> 00:17:09,707 WHICH MEANS IT'S MADE OUT OF POURED GLASS. 459 00:17:09,808 --> 00:17:11,910 THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT 460 00:17:12,010 --> 00:17:14,145 ROCK CRYSTAL LOOKS LIKE IF THEY JUST TAKE A PIECE OF ROCK 461 00:17:14,245 --> 00:17:15,313 AND THEN THEY-- - POLISH IT. 462 00:17:15,413 --> 00:17:16,548 - MAKE IT ROUND AND POLISH IT. 463 00:17:16,648 --> 00:17:18,450 - OKAY, IT'S NOT CRYSTAL. 464 00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:19,818 THAT'S A BUMMER. 465 00:17:19,918 --> 00:17:21,886 LET'S HOPE IT STILL HAS SOME VALUE. 466 00:17:21,986 --> 00:17:24,122 - I WOULD SAY THE VALUE OF THIS-- 467 00:17:24,222 --> 00:17:27,192 PROBABLY... [drum roll] 468 00:17:27,292 --> 00:17:30,662 $400. - REALLY? 469 00:17:30,762 --> 00:17:31,863 YES! 470 00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:34,499 $400 IS NOT A BAD DEAL. 471 00:17:34,599 --> 00:17:36,334 - YOU HAVE ANOTHER MYSTERIOUS LITTLE BOX 472 00:17:36,434 --> 00:17:40,371 RIGHT OVER THERE. 473 00:17:40,472 --> 00:17:42,907 WOW! THESE ARE LOVELY. 474 00:17:43,007 --> 00:17:44,909 WHAT YOU HAVE HERE 475 00:17:45,009 --> 00:17:48,046 IS A DECK OF FORTUNE-TELLING CARDS. 476 00:17:48,146 --> 00:17:49,047 - GREAT! 477 00:17:49,147 --> 00:17:52,217 - THIS DECK PROBABLY DATES 478 00:17:52,317 --> 00:17:54,119 FROM THE '40s OR THE '50s. 479 00:17:54,219 --> 00:17:55,587 - I LIKE THAT. 480 00:17:55,687 --> 00:17:58,289 - IT'S NOT HORRIBLY RARE, BUT IT IS CHARMING, 481 00:17:58,389 --> 00:17:59,724 AND IT IS IN, UH, PRETTY GOOD SHAPE. 482 00:17:59,824 --> 00:18:00,859 AND YOU HAVE ALL THE CARDS, 483 00:18:00,959 --> 00:18:03,027 WHICH IS VERY UNUSUAL WITH THE CASE. 484 00:18:03,128 --> 00:18:06,965 THE VALUE OF SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD BE 485 00:18:07,065 --> 00:18:09,934 PROBABLY AROUND $350. 486 00:18:10,034 --> 00:18:11,636 - VERY GOOD. 487 00:18:11,736 --> 00:18:14,439 I FOUND SOME REALLY GREAT ODDITIES, AND ON TOP OF THAT, 488 00:18:14,539 --> 00:18:16,007 MY WIFE WILL BE HAPPY. 489 00:18:16,107 --> 00:18:18,243 SHE THINKS WE HAVE ENOUGH WOOD BETWEEN US... 490 00:18:18,343 --> 00:18:19,777 AT LEAST FOR NOW. 491 00:18:19,878 --> 00:18:22,480 IT WAS WONDERFUL. YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT. 492 00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:24,315 - [laughs] THANK YOU. 493 00:18:28,653 --> 00:18:30,221 - THE FORCE IS STRONG HERE. - THE WHAT? 494 00:18:30,321 --> 00:18:32,657 - THE FORCE, DUDE. - WHAT FORCE? 495 00:18:32,757 --> 00:18:35,026 - BUBBA THINKS THESE STAR WARS TOYS ARE WORTH A LOT OF MONEY, 496 00:18:35,126 --> 00:18:38,563 SO WE'RE AT DALLAS VINTAGE TOYS TO HAVE THEM CHECKED OUT. 497 00:18:38,663 --> 00:18:40,632 - I GOTTA SAY, THIS PLACE IS PRETTY AWESOME. 498 00:18:40,732 --> 00:18:44,669 - WELL, THIS HERE IS THE 1979 BOBA FETT. 499 00:18:44,769 --> 00:18:46,704 THIS IS THE FIRST ONE THAT CAME OUT. 500 00:18:46,804 --> 00:18:48,940 THEY CALL IT THE 21-BACK. 501 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,776 AND THIS IS THE AMERICAN RETURN OF THE JEDI CARD. 502 00:18:51,876 --> 00:18:54,679 IT'S GOT, UH, 77 FIGURES ON THE BACK. 503 00:18:54,779 --> 00:18:56,948 AND THIS HERE IS A CANADIAN BOBA FETT. 504 00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,917 IT'S GOT FRENCH TEXT. 505 00:18:59,017 --> 00:19:02,453 THIS IS THE CANADIAN TRANSITION BOBA FETT. 506 00:19:02,554 --> 00:19:04,222 WHAT MAKES THIS, UH, A LITTLE BIT RARE IS, 507 00:19:04,322 --> 00:19:05,690 THIS IS AN EMPIRE CARD, 508 00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:08,026 AND THEY PUT A RETURN OF THE JEDI STICKER OVER IT. 509 00:19:08,126 --> 00:19:09,194 - OH, OKAY. 510 00:19:09,294 --> 00:19:10,361 - THEY WERE JUST CLEARING OUT THEIR OLD STOCK, 511 00:19:10,461 --> 00:19:12,497 BUT THAT MAKES IT WORTH A LOT MORE. 512 00:19:12,597 --> 00:19:13,565 - BUT HOW MUCH MORE? 513 00:19:13,665 --> 00:19:15,700 - THE 21-BACK BOBA FETT-- - MM-HMM. 514 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,969 - IN THIS CONDITION... [drum roll] 515 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:22,473 THAT COULD GO FOR AROUND $3,000 TO $3,500. 516 00:19:22,574 --> 00:19:26,778 - RETURN OF THE JEDI ON 77-BACK, UH, U.S. CARD... 517 00:19:26,878 --> 00:19:29,847 PROBABLY BE ABOUT $750. 518 00:19:29,948 --> 00:19:32,016 - GOOD GOD, I WAS GONNA PUT $100 APIECE ON THEM 519 00:19:32,116 --> 00:19:33,017 AND STICK 'EM IN THERE. 520 00:19:33,117 --> 00:19:34,352 - THE CANADIAN EMPIRE... 521 00:19:34,452 --> 00:19:36,988 $1,500. - JESUS! 522 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:39,257 - AND THE CANADIAN TRANSITION-- 523 00:19:39,357 --> 00:19:42,961 I HAVE NOT SEEN ONE OF THESE FOR SALE IN ABOUT TEN YEARS. 524 00:19:43,061 --> 00:19:44,629 - I'M LIKING IT ALREADY. 525 00:19:44,729 --> 00:19:46,531 - AND I KNOW THE SALE FROM TEN YEARS AGO 526 00:19:46,631 --> 00:19:48,199 WENT FOR AROUND... [drum roll] 527 00:19:48,299 --> 00:19:49,334 $3,000. 528 00:19:49,434 --> 00:19:50,868 - GOOD-- - OH, MY LORD! 529 00:19:50,969 --> 00:19:53,304 - WE MADE A KILLING ON THIS. 530 00:19:53,404 --> 00:19:56,541 I TAKE BACK ALL I SAID ABOUT PEOPLE THAT GO ON FEELINGS. 531 00:19:56,641 --> 00:19:58,109 - HEY, WELL, YOU MADE OUR DAY. 532 00:19:58,209 --> 00:20:00,411 - I'M GLAD BUBBA'S FEELINGS TURNED OUT TO BE A GOOD THING 533 00:20:00,511 --> 00:20:01,913 'CAUSE I WAS WORRIED ABOUT IT. 534 00:20:02,013 --> 00:20:05,416 OH, LET'S-- LET'S GO HAVE A TALL DRINK. 535 00:20:06,985 --> 00:20:09,921 - narrator: THE IRVING CHAMPIONS WERE RICKY AND BUBBA. 536 00:20:10,021 --> 00:20:13,491 THEY TRUSTED THE FORCE AND MADE AN $8,000 PROFIT 537 00:20:13,591 --> 00:20:16,127 FROM THEIR STAR WARS ACTION FIGURES. 538 00:20:16,227 --> 00:20:18,930 VICTOR RJESNJANSKY SOLD HIS SWISS ARMY KNIFE 539 00:20:19,030 --> 00:20:22,967 AND MADE A TOTAL PROFIT OF $570. 540 00:20:23,067 --> 00:20:28,106 - MOE PRIGOFF CONJURED 375 BUCKS IN HIS CRYSTAL BALL... 541 00:20:28,206 --> 00:20:33,111 WHILE LESA AND JERRY WENT DOWN SWINGING. 542 00:20:33,211 --> 00:20:34,412 - THIS IS BUBBA FETT. 543 00:20:34,512 --> 00:20:35,413 - IT'S BOBA FETT, NOT BUBBA FETT. 544 00:20:35,513 --> 00:20:36,414 - OH. 545 00:20:36,514 --> 00:20:37,649 I THOUGHT BUBBA TOLD ME THAT 546 00:20:37,749 --> 00:20:39,984 THEY'RE CALLED "BUBBA'S FAT," 547 00:20:40,084 --> 00:20:43,121 BUT THE GUY'S NOT "BUBBA FAT." 548 00:20:43,221 --> 00:20:45,757 IT'S "BOBOL FETTS" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 549 00:20:45,857 --> 00:20:48,593 BUBBA'S FAT? [laughs] 550 00:20:48,693 --> 00:20:50,762 - IS THAT FUNNY TO YOU? 551 00:20:50,862 --> 00:20:52,030 - [laughs] YEAH, 'CAUSE I'M A FAT GUY TOO. 552 00:20:52,130 --> 00:20:53,898 - IS IT FUNNY HOW YOU HURT MY HEART? 553 00:20:53,998 --> 00:20:55,667 - I DIDN'T KNOW.