1 00:00:07,286 --> 00:00:10,890 male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED 2 00:00:10,956 --> 00:00:13,692 IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, 3 00:00:13,759 --> 00:00:15,928 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 4 00:00:16,028 --> 00:00:17,763 - THAT'S THE PRIZE. - 700. 5 00:00:17,797 --> 00:00:19,331 narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 6 00:00:19,498 --> 00:00:20,666 - YEAH. - RIGHT HERE. 7 00:00:20,766 --> 00:00:21,767 - YEAH. 8 00:00:21,867 --> 00:00:23,302 narrator: COMING UP... 9 00:00:23,436 --> 00:00:24,770 - WE'RE OFF TO A GREAT START 10 00:00:24,804 --> 00:00:26,605 AND THERE ARE PLENTY MORE UNITS TO SEE. 11 00:00:26,639 --> 00:00:28,841 - WHOA! - OH. 12 00:00:28,874 --> 00:00:30,209 - I HOPE THE REST OF THEM DON'T LOOK LIKE THIS. 13 00:00:30,242 --> 00:00:31,644 - I WANT TO BARF. 14 00:00:31,744 --> 00:00:33,012 - THIS CAN BE A GOLD MINE. 15 00:00:33,112 --> 00:00:34,213 IF THESE DON'T WORK, 16 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:37,116 MY GAMBLE BECOMES A TRIP TO THE DUMP. 17 00:00:37,216 --> 00:00:39,518 SEE WHAT WE GET. 18 00:00:39,618 --> 00:00:41,654 - JERRY MADE ME BUY THIS $5 HELLHOLE. 19 00:00:41,754 --> 00:00:42,988 I NEED SOME HELP HERE. 20 00:00:43,089 --> 00:00:44,623 - PLEASE, LORD, 21 00:00:44,723 --> 00:00:46,792 LET THERE BE SOMETHING GOOD IN THIS LOCKER. 22 00:00:46,892 --> 00:00:48,694 - [as Ricky Ricardo] JERRY... 23 00:00:48,794 --> 00:00:51,964 YOU GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO. 24 00:00:52,064 --> 00:00:55,668 - I'M GOING BACK TO MY LOCKER. 25 00:00:55,835 --> 00:00:56,735 WHOA. 26 00:00:56,769 --> 00:00:58,070 SO IT'S NOT A TCHOTCHKE. 27 00:00:58,170 --> 00:00:59,472 IT'S AN ORIGINAL. 28 00:01:00,506 --> 00:01:03,409 [country rock music] 29 00:01:03,509 --> 00:01:05,778 - THAT'S THE GRAVY TRAIN RIGHT THERE. 30 00:01:05,878 --> 00:01:08,414 - YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. 31 00:01:08,447 --> 00:01:09,482 - JERRY! 32 00:01:09,615 --> 00:01:10,816 MY STORE IS ON THE LINE HERE. 33 00:01:10,883 --> 00:01:12,118 - THIS IS ALL PROFIT. 34 00:01:12,184 --> 00:01:13,285 IT'S FABULOUS. 35 00:01:13,385 --> 00:01:19,992 ♪ ♪ 36 00:01:20,092 --> 00:01:22,495 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 37 00:01:22,528 --> 00:01:24,697 ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ 38 00:01:24,730 --> 00:01:29,635 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 39 00:01:29,668 --> 00:01:32,371 - AND IT'S SOLD! 40 00:01:34,206 --> 00:01:37,309 TODAY WE ARE CHARGING ACROSS THE DALLAS METRO AREA 41 00:01:37,376 --> 00:01:40,246 TO THREE DIFFERENT FACILITIES. 42 00:01:40,279 --> 00:01:42,014 - MORE AUCTIONS MEANS MORE UNITS. 43 00:01:42,114 --> 00:01:43,916 AND A BETTER CHANCE TO HIT A LICK. 44 00:01:43,983 --> 00:01:45,718 - AND THE PACE IS GOING TO BE MEANER 45 00:01:45,784 --> 00:01:46,952 THAN A FRESH TICK ON A BILLY GOAT. 46 00:01:47,052 --> 00:01:49,822 - SO HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS, BOYS AND GIRLS, 47 00:01:49,922 --> 00:01:55,628 'CAUSE TODAY'S STORAGE STAMPEDE IS OFF AND RUNNING. 48 00:01:55,728 --> 00:01:56,996 - ARE YOU GOING TO SHOP FOR LESA 49 00:01:57,096 --> 00:01:58,664 OR ARE YOU GOING TO SHOP FOR THE STORE? 50 00:01:58,764 --> 00:02:01,000 - FIRST LESA. - UH-HUH. 51 00:02:01,066 --> 00:02:02,935 - THEN THE STORE. 52 00:02:02,968 --> 00:02:04,370 WHY IS JERRY ALWAYS TREATING ME LIKE 53 00:02:04,470 --> 00:02:05,804 I AM NOT LOOKING OUT FOR THE STORE? 54 00:02:05,905 --> 00:02:06,939 IT'S MY STORE. 55 00:02:06,972 --> 00:02:09,341 - I NEED AN ICEBOX, I NEED A COUCH, 56 00:02:09,375 --> 00:02:11,310 I NEED A DRYER, I NEED A WASHER. 57 00:02:11,343 --> 00:02:12,278 - ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪ 58 00:02:12,344 --> 00:02:13,546 - I HOPE MS. LESA CAN STAY FOCUSED 59 00:02:13,579 --> 00:02:15,514 BECAUSE WE GOT TO FIND SOME BIG-TICKET ITEMS 60 00:02:15,548 --> 00:02:18,484 FOR OUR CUSTOMERS TODAY. 61 00:02:18,517 --> 00:02:20,519 - THERE ARE A LOT OF AUCTIONS TODAY. 62 00:02:20,619 --> 00:02:21,820 I'M 70 YEARS OLD. 63 00:02:21,921 --> 00:02:27,026 SO I JUST USUALLY PREFER TO GO MY OWN LEISURELY PACE. 64 00:02:29,028 --> 00:02:32,464 MY STRATEGY IS SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE. 65 00:02:32,498 --> 00:02:33,465 - GET THIS PARTY ON THE ROAD. 66 00:02:33,499 --> 00:02:34,934 - YOU THE ONE THAT COUNTS. 67 00:02:34,967 --> 00:02:37,269 - THERE'S GOING TO BE A WHOLE SLEW OF LOCKERS TODAY. 68 00:02:37,303 --> 00:02:39,538 SO BUBBA AND I ARE GOING TO KEEP OUR LINE IN THE WATER. 69 00:02:39,572 --> 00:02:42,041 SEE IF WE CAN GET A NIBBLE ON A NICE FURNITURE UNIT TODAY. 70 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:44,843 IF IT AIN'T CHERRY, I AIN'T BIDDING ON IT. 71 00:02:44,944 --> 00:02:47,980 - WALT'S GOT THE TENDENCY TO START THE BIDDING AT $100. 72 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:52,284 TODAY MY STRATEGY IS TO BID LOW AND MAKE MORE MONEY FOR ME. 73 00:02:52,384 --> 00:02:55,521 IF I BID IN $5 INCREMENTS, HE HAS TO TAKE THAT BID. 74 00:02:55,621 --> 00:02:57,256 - HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. 75 00:02:57,356 --> 00:02:59,058 WE'RE GOING TO OPEN THE DOOR, 76 00:02:59,158 --> 00:03:00,192 THERE WILL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, 77 00:03:00,292 --> 00:03:01,393 NO KICKING THE BOXES. 78 00:03:01,493 --> 00:03:02,761 PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY 79 00:03:02,861 --> 00:03:04,563 THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKET TODAY. 80 00:03:04,663 --> 00:03:05,698 IS EVERYBODY READY TO GO? 81 00:03:05,798 --> 00:03:06,799 all: YEAH! 82 00:03:06,899 --> 00:03:10,436 - HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! 83 00:03:10,536 --> 00:03:12,838 - YEAH. [excited chatter] 84 00:03:13,906 --> 00:03:16,942 - STAY BACK, PLEASE. 85 00:03:19,945 --> 00:03:21,380 - ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO AGAIN. 86 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,649 SMALL, SMALL, SMALL UNIT HERE. 87 00:03:23,682 --> 00:03:25,084 PACKED FULL. 88 00:03:25,117 --> 00:03:27,586 LITTLE, UH, JEWELRY BOX UP HERE. 89 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:29,555 IF THIS GOES LOW ENOUGH, I MIGHT PLAY. 90 00:03:29,588 --> 00:03:31,690 - LOOK AT THIS LOUIS VUITTON BAG IN THERE. 91 00:03:31,790 --> 00:03:32,825 - WHERE? 92 00:03:32,925 --> 00:03:33,926 - I DON'T THINK IT'S REAL THOUGH. 93 00:03:34,026 --> 00:03:35,694 WHETHER THAT BAG IS REAL OR NOT, 94 00:03:35,761 --> 00:03:36,795 I MIGHT WANT IT FOR ME. 95 00:03:36,895 --> 00:03:38,030 - HORN TABLES. 96 00:03:38,063 --> 00:03:39,932 - HORN TABLES WENT OUT 20 YEARS AGO. 97 00:03:39,965 --> 00:03:41,667 WITHOUT THE CHAIRS, 98 00:03:41,767 --> 00:03:43,535 THAT TABLE IS WORTHLESS AS A ONE-LEGGED MAN 99 00:03:43,569 --> 00:03:44,837 IN AN ASS-KICKING CONTEST. 100 00:03:44,903 --> 00:03:48,007 - [grunts] LOWER END. 101 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:49,908 - THERE'S A GUN RACK. 102 00:03:49,942 --> 00:03:51,477 THAT'LL WORK WELL IN TEXAS. 103 00:03:51,510 --> 00:03:54,680 I THINK I SEE SOME MARBLE BACK IN THERE. 104 00:03:54,713 --> 00:03:57,583 THIS IS A QUALITY UNIT. I'M IN. 105 00:03:57,616 --> 00:03:59,318 - WHAT ARE MY BIDS HERE NOW? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO GIVE NOW? 106 00:03:59,351 --> 00:04:00,919 I HAVE 100. - 100. 107 00:04:00,986 --> 00:04:03,088 - 100, NOW 200. 200? 108 00:04:03,122 --> 00:04:04,256 - BRING IT. - IS THAT A YES? 109 00:04:04,356 --> 00:04:05,958 200 NOW. 300, 300? 110 00:04:06,025 --> 00:04:07,226 - 300. - 300. 111 00:04:07,293 --> 00:04:08,494 NOW 350. 350? 112 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:10,896 - BRING IT. - 400, NOW 450. 113 00:04:10,996 --> 00:04:13,399 - 450. - 450. 475. 114 00:04:13,465 --> 00:04:14,433 - THAT'S TOO MUCH. 115 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:17,336 - TWICE, I SOLD IT, $450 RIGHT HERE 116 00:04:17,403 --> 00:04:19,705 ON THE FRONT ROW, $450. 117 00:04:19,738 --> 00:04:23,008 - THIS OLD TOKUS... STILL GOT IT. 118 00:04:23,042 --> 00:04:26,478 IF THEY'RE ALL LIKE THIS, I'LL BE BUYING ALL DAY. 119 00:04:29,048 --> 00:04:31,583 - NOW EVERYONE'S SADDLING UP AND HEADING OVER 120 00:04:31,684 --> 00:04:35,487 TO THE NEXT AUCTION. 121 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:41,960 [honks car horn] 122 00:04:42,027 --> 00:04:43,429 WE'RE OFF TO A GREAT START, 123 00:04:43,495 --> 00:04:46,565 AND THERE ARE PLENTY MORE UNITS TO SEE. 124 00:04:46,632 --> 00:04:48,200 - WHOA! 125 00:04:48,233 --> 00:04:51,603 THIS ONE IS FOR VIC. 126 00:04:51,637 --> 00:04:53,572 - COME ON IN. LET'S HAVE A LOOK. 127 00:04:53,672 --> 00:04:54,573 UH-OH. 128 00:04:54,673 --> 00:04:56,008 IT'S UNIQUE. 129 00:04:56,041 --> 00:04:58,377 - A CHEST OF DRAWERS WITH NONMATCHING DRAWERS. 130 00:04:58,410 --> 00:04:59,545 THIS IS NOT FOR US. 131 00:04:59,611 --> 00:05:01,513 - LITTLE LOCKER HERE, WHAT ARE MY BIDS HERE? 132 00:05:01,647 --> 00:05:02,581 10, 10, 10? 133 00:05:02,681 --> 00:05:03,816 [auctioneering] 134 00:05:03,916 --> 00:05:08,420 10, ANYBODY? 135 00:05:08,454 --> 00:05:11,590 I HOPE THE REST OF THEM DON'T LOOK LIKE THIS. 136 00:05:17,629 --> 00:05:19,965 - EW. I'M GOING TO GAG. 137 00:05:20,065 --> 00:05:21,400 OH. 138 00:05:21,467 --> 00:05:23,602 YOU KNOW, I'M JUST NOT SHOPPING FOR PILES OF CRAP. 139 00:05:23,736 --> 00:05:24,636 - [grunts] 140 00:05:29,508 --> 00:05:31,043 - THIS IS A WEIRD UNIT. 141 00:05:31,143 --> 00:05:33,445 THESE LOCKERS GOT HIT BY THE UGLY STICK. 142 00:05:33,579 --> 00:05:35,180 THE WHOLE TREE, REALLY. 143 00:05:35,214 --> 00:05:36,181 - [grunts] 144 00:05:38,717 --> 00:05:40,519 - OH. - OH. 145 00:05:40,586 --> 00:05:42,621 [laughs] 146 00:05:46,291 --> 00:05:48,527 - THESE ARE 8-LINER MACHINES. 147 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,596 - ALL THE GUTS ARE OUT OF ALL THESE GAMES. 148 00:05:50,629 --> 00:05:54,299 THESE MACHINES ARE DIRTY, BUSTED UP, AND ILLEGAL AS HELL. 149 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:56,502 I DON'T THINK THAT'S FOR US. 150 00:05:56,535 --> 00:05:58,070 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M LOOKING AT HERE. 151 00:05:58,103 --> 00:06:01,206 - WITH THOSE HEAVY MACHINES AND THE JUNK IN THE BACK, 152 00:06:01,340 --> 00:06:03,842 THE ONLY THING IN THIS LOCKER IS A BACKACHE 153 00:06:03,876 --> 00:06:06,945 AND A TRIP TO THE DUMP. 154 00:06:06,979 --> 00:06:08,514 - IT JUST LOOKS LIKE AN OLD BAR IN HERE. 155 00:06:08,547 --> 00:06:10,516 THESE ARE GAMING MACHINES. 156 00:06:10,616 --> 00:06:11,850 THERE'S LOTS OF THEM BACK THERE. 157 00:06:11,884 --> 00:06:14,186 I MAY BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN CHEAP 158 00:06:14,219 --> 00:06:16,188 AND TAKE A GAMBLE ON THESE MACHINES. 159 00:06:16,221 --> 00:06:18,056 - 100. 100 NOW, 100. 160 00:06:18,123 --> 00:06:20,025 100, 100, 100. 161 00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:24,630 HOW ABOUT $50? 50, 50 NOW, 50 NOW, 50? 162 00:06:24,730 --> 00:06:25,697 - NO ONE'S BIDDING? 163 00:06:25,798 --> 00:06:27,766 - $10. I'M ALL OVER THAT. 164 00:06:27,866 --> 00:06:28,867 - I HAVE $10 FROM VICTOR. 165 00:06:28,967 --> 00:06:30,569 YOU ALL HEARD IT. I GOT A WITNESS. 166 00:06:30,669 --> 00:06:32,371 NOW 20. - [laughs] 167 00:06:32,471 --> 00:06:36,475 DOESN'T VICTOR KNOW THAT GAMBLING IS ILLEGAL IN TEXAS? 168 00:06:36,575 --> 00:06:39,044 - 20? 20, NOW 20? 169 00:06:39,144 --> 00:06:40,245 20 ANYWHERE? 20, NOW 20? 170 00:06:40,345 --> 00:06:43,982 I SOLD IT, SOLD IT, SOLD IT. $10 TO VICTOR. 171 00:06:44,082 --> 00:06:45,851 IT'S ALL YOURS, VICTOR. 172 00:06:45,884 --> 00:06:47,786 - YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY WAS MAKING FUN OF ME. 173 00:06:47,886 --> 00:06:48,954 REALITY CHECK-- 174 00:06:48,987 --> 00:06:52,191 YOU CAN SELL THINGS OUTSIDE OF TEXAS. 175 00:06:52,291 --> 00:06:54,059 - HEY. 176 00:06:54,092 --> 00:06:55,494 WHERE'S MOE? 177 00:06:55,527 --> 00:06:57,796 - IT'S GOT TO BE IN THIS VICINITY. 178 00:06:57,863 --> 00:07:01,066 I MUST HAVE JUST PASSED IT BY. 179 00:07:01,133 --> 00:07:02,167 DO YOU KNOW WHERE 180 00:07:02,201 --> 00:07:03,702 WATSON & TAYLOR STORAGE UNITS ARE? 181 00:07:03,802 --> 00:07:05,337 - WATSON AND WHAT NOW? - TAYLOR. 182 00:07:05,437 --> 00:07:06,438 - OKAY. 183 00:07:06,572 --> 00:07:08,640 THAT'S A STREET'S-- OR-- 184 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:10,342 - NO, THAT'S THE NAME OF THE UNITS. 185 00:07:10,442 --> 00:07:12,211 AH, SCREW IT. 186 00:07:12,311 --> 00:07:17,349 I'M GOING BACK TO MY LOCKER TO DIG OUT THAT MARBLE. 187 00:07:22,454 --> 00:07:24,156 NOW THERE'S A COOL CABINET. 188 00:07:24,256 --> 00:07:28,093 GUN CABINETS ARE MORE COMMON THAN REFRIGERATORS IN TEXAS. 189 00:07:28,126 --> 00:07:30,762 TRUST ME. I'M A DOCTOR. 190 00:07:30,863 --> 00:07:35,534 PROBABLY HAS A VALUE OF ABOUT $200. 191 00:07:35,634 --> 00:07:37,102 [marble scraping the ground] 192 00:07:37,202 --> 00:07:39,137 THIS IS THE FIND. 193 00:07:39,238 --> 00:07:42,541 MARBLE SURFBOARD TABLES WERE THE THING IN THE '50s. 194 00:07:42,641 --> 00:07:46,178 IT'S PROBABLY ITALIAN AGGREGATE. THERE ARE NO CHIPS IN IT. 195 00:07:46,278 --> 00:07:51,383 THIS WILL EASILY SELL FOR $750. 196 00:07:51,483 --> 00:07:53,085 THIS IS AN EXPENSIVE TABLE. 197 00:07:53,185 --> 00:07:54,753 YOU CAN TELL BY THE GRAIN IN THE WOOD 198 00:07:54,853 --> 00:07:55,888 THIS IS MAHOGANY. 199 00:07:55,988 --> 00:07:59,458 THAT'S A WELL-MADE CHAIR, TIMES SIX. 200 00:07:59,558 --> 00:08:02,094 WHEN IT'S ALL PUT TOGETHER AND THE CHAIRS ARE WIPED DOWN, 201 00:08:02,194 --> 00:08:06,198 EASILY IT SHOULD BE $1,500. 202 00:08:06,298 --> 00:08:09,368 LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE WE GOT. 203 00:08:14,239 --> 00:08:17,309 GOT TO BE GLASS. 204 00:08:20,312 --> 00:08:23,715 WHOA. 205 00:08:23,815 --> 00:08:26,818 IT'S AN ANGEL WITH A GORILLA, 206 00:08:26,919 --> 00:08:30,289 HAND-CARVED, MADE IN ITALY. 207 00:08:30,389 --> 00:08:35,394 THIS IS LIKE A BLOND MAHOGANY AND THE DETAIL ON THIS-- 208 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:40,198 FINGERS, LIPS, TOES, MOUTH, 209 00:08:40,299 --> 00:08:41,867 NICE ASS. 210 00:08:41,967 --> 00:08:43,235 THIS IS FABULOUS. 211 00:08:43,335 --> 00:08:44,836 THIS IS WHY I COME TO AUCTIONS. 212 00:08:44,937 --> 00:08:47,773 I HAVE TO FIND OUT IF THIS THING IS ART OR A KNICKKNACK. 213 00:08:47,873 --> 00:08:49,474 - ♪ HE'S MOE PRIGOFF ♪ 214 00:08:49,575 --> 00:08:53,412 - I'M BANANAS OVER THIS THING. 215 00:08:53,512 --> 00:08:55,514 - I'VE LOOKED AT DOZENS OF LOCKERS TODAY, 216 00:08:55,614 --> 00:08:58,584 AND I DON'T SEE ANYTHING I CAN BUY. 217 00:08:58,684 --> 00:09:00,552 I'M GETTING ANOTHER HEADACHE HERE. 218 00:09:00,652 --> 00:09:01,787 I WANT TO SEE SOMETHING PRETTY. 219 00:09:01,887 --> 00:09:02,955 I WANT TO SEE SOMETHING GIRLY. 220 00:09:03,055 --> 00:09:05,324 I WANT TO SEE SOMETHING. 221 00:09:05,357 --> 00:09:06,358 - OUR STORE IS GOING TO BE EMPTY 222 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:09,494 IF WE DON'T FIND A GOOD LOCKER SOON. 223 00:09:12,531 --> 00:09:13,532 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 224 00:09:13,632 --> 00:09:14,900 LITTLE WORKING MAN'S UNIT HERE. 225 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,568 LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF TEXTURED MATERIALS, 226 00:09:16,702 --> 00:09:18,337 AND PARTS, AND TOOLS. 227 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:21,173 - WELL, THIS ROOM HERE IS YOUR TYPICAL CONTRACTOR'S UNIT. 228 00:09:21,206 --> 00:09:23,508 ALL THOSE FIVE-GALLON PAINTS HAVE BEEN OPENED. 229 00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:25,611 SO MOST LIKELY THEY'RE NO GOOD NO MORE. 230 00:09:25,711 --> 00:09:28,246 - PAINT'S ALL BEEN OPENED. 231 00:09:28,313 --> 00:09:30,515 - NOT A UNIT FOR US, BUB. - NO. 232 00:09:30,649 --> 00:09:32,851 WE'LL JUST SIT TIGHT AND WAIT FOR THE RIGHT LOCKER. 233 00:09:32,951 --> 00:09:34,219 - OKAY, WHAT HAVE WE GOT? 234 00:09:34,319 --> 00:09:35,921 WE'VE GOT PAINT. 235 00:09:35,988 --> 00:09:39,791 - ALL THAT ALUMINUM RIGHT THERE. 236 00:09:39,891 --> 00:09:41,393 LOOK, I KNOW THIS LOCKER AIN'T PRETTY, 237 00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:43,762 BUT IF THERE ARE TOOLS IN THERE, 238 00:09:43,862 --> 00:09:45,797 WE CAN SELL THOSE AT THE STORE. 239 00:09:45,897 --> 00:09:48,300 AND ONE TOOL CAN BE, LIKE, 500 BUCKS. 240 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:51,536 - I DON'T LIKE THE UNIT. - I KNOW. 241 00:09:51,637 --> 00:09:54,539 - I DON'T WANT IT. - YOU DON'T WANT IT? 242 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:55,841 GIVE HIM FIVE. 243 00:09:55,874 --> 00:09:57,042 - YOU KNOW, IF JERRY WANTS THIS UNIT, 244 00:09:57,142 --> 00:09:58,043 FINE. 245 00:09:58,143 --> 00:09:59,611 AS LONG AS HE SHUTS UP ABOUT IT. 246 00:09:59,711 --> 00:10:02,280 - WHAT ARE MY BIDS HERE? 100? 100? NOW 100? 247 00:10:02,381 --> 00:10:04,349 - 5 BUCKS. - 5 BUCKS MORE THAN I HAD. 248 00:10:04,449 --> 00:10:08,720 HOW ABOUT 25? 5 AND 25? 25? 249 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:10,122 - WILL SOMEBODY ELSE PLEASE BID? 250 00:10:10,222 --> 00:10:11,123 - WANNA GIVE ANYTHING? 251 00:10:11,223 --> 00:10:12,257 I HAVE $5. 252 00:10:12,357 --> 00:10:15,060 I SOLD IT, SOLD IT, SOLD IT. LESA, $5. 253 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,061 [laughs] 254 00:10:16,161 --> 00:10:17,062 - I WANT TO BARF. 255 00:10:17,162 --> 00:10:18,196 [as Ricky Ricardo] JERRY... 256 00:10:18,296 --> 00:10:20,899 YOU GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO. 257 00:10:20,999 --> 00:10:23,635 - IT'S $1.50 A STRIP. - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 258 00:10:23,735 --> 00:10:27,439 I HOPE I'M RIGHT OR ELSE I'M IN BIG TROUBLE. 259 00:10:30,709 --> 00:10:33,278 - THIS DAY'S BEEN LONG AS HELL. 260 00:10:33,378 --> 00:10:36,348 - BUBBA AND I HAVE BEEN ABOUT AS PATIENT AS A DEAD HOG. 261 00:10:36,448 --> 00:10:38,684 SO I HOPE THE LOCKERS AT THIS LOCATION 262 00:10:38,784 --> 00:10:39,818 ARE A LOT BETTER, 263 00:10:39,918 --> 00:10:43,422 SO WE CAN BRING HOME THE BACON. 264 00:10:50,195 --> 00:10:51,363 - THEY'VE GOT A COUCH. 265 00:10:51,463 --> 00:10:52,898 PROBABLY A LOVE SEAT. 266 00:10:52,964 --> 00:10:54,733 CAN'T SEE WHAT'S BEHIND THE COUCH, BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 267 00:10:54,866 --> 00:10:57,002 I THINK WE CAN GO ABOUT 300, UP. 300 BUCKS ON THIS. 268 00:10:57,069 --> 00:10:58,303 - NOT TOO BAD. 269 00:10:58,403 --> 00:11:00,872 - THERE'S ALL SORTS OF CUBBYHOLES IN THIS UNIT. 270 00:11:00,972 --> 00:11:02,741 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 271 00:11:02,841 --> 00:11:05,911 - OH, WE GOT SOME COUCHES. 272 00:11:06,011 --> 00:11:07,212 THIS IS YOUR TYPICAL RICH GRANDMA'S UNIT. 273 00:11:07,312 --> 00:11:09,214 THERE'S AN OAK DRESSER IN THE BACK 274 00:11:09,314 --> 00:11:10,982 THAT COULD BE WORTH A LOT OF CASH. 275 00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:15,620 AT THE RIGHT PRICE, I'LL TAKE IT. 276 00:11:15,721 --> 00:11:18,857 - YEAH, LIKE AN OLD LADY COUCH AND LOVE SEAT, 277 00:11:18,890 --> 00:11:21,193 BUT THAT'S A NICE DINETTE BACK THERE. 278 00:11:21,293 --> 00:11:22,594 FINALLY, THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. 279 00:11:22,694 --> 00:11:24,129 - WE'RE GOING TO BID ON THIS. 280 00:11:24,196 --> 00:11:25,330 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 281 00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:26,531 LITTLE COUCH LOCKER HERE. 282 00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:28,667 [auctioneering] 283 00:11:28,767 --> 00:11:30,736 50, NOW 75. 75? 284 00:11:30,836 --> 00:11:32,871 75. 75 MORE. 285 00:11:33,038 --> 00:11:34,706 100, 100? - YUP. 286 00:11:34,773 --> 00:11:36,475 - GOT 100. NOW 125? 287 00:11:36,541 --> 00:11:37,709 125? - YEAH. 288 00:11:37,776 --> 00:11:41,213 - 125, GOT 125. 150? 289 00:11:41,313 --> 00:11:42,814 GOT 150. NOW 175. 290 00:11:42,914 --> 00:11:46,651 - YEAH. - NOW 200? 291 00:11:46,752 --> 00:11:49,221 NOW 225. 225? 292 00:11:49,287 --> 00:11:51,223 225. 225 ON BUBBA. 293 00:11:51,289 --> 00:11:54,559 250, 250? NOW 275, 275? 294 00:11:54,659 --> 00:11:56,828 275. NOW 300. LESA, TO YOU. 295 00:11:56,862 --> 00:11:58,463 300 NOW? 300 NOW. 296 00:11:58,563 --> 00:12:00,165 325. NOW 325. 297 00:12:00,198 --> 00:12:02,367 - YEAH. - 325, NOW 350? 298 00:12:02,434 --> 00:12:04,069 350, ANYBODY IN AT 350? 299 00:12:04,169 --> 00:12:06,204 350? 350? 300 00:12:06,238 --> 00:12:07,572 I SOLD, SOLD, SOLD IT. 301 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:10,075 RICKY AND BUBBA, I SOLD IT FOR $325, 302 00:12:10,175 --> 00:12:11,843 RICKY AND BUBBA. 303 00:12:11,877 --> 00:12:13,578 - GRANDMAS HAVE SOLID ANTIQUES. 304 00:12:13,612 --> 00:12:16,348 I CAN'T WAIT TO PLOW THROUGH THIS GRANDMA'S UNIT. 305 00:12:16,381 --> 00:12:18,617 - THANK YOU, GUYS. 306 00:12:18,683 --> 00:12:20,552 - [chuckles] - YEAH. 307 00:12:20,585 --> 00:12:22,954 RICKY, WHAT DID WE PAY FOR THIS UNIT? 308 00:12:22,988 --> 00:12:25,223 - $325. - RIGHT THERE. 309 00:12:25,357 --> 00:12:26,558 THERE YOU GO. 310 00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,293 - WHAT ELSE YOU SEE? 311 00:12:28,393 --> 00:12:30,195 TILE TOP GREEN DINETTE. - OKAY. 312 00:12:30,295 --> 00:12:32,998 - NICE LITTLE END TABLE SET. - RIGHT. 313 00:12:33,098 --> 00:12:35,867 - SUPER NICE CHEST OF DRAWERS AND THE NIGHTSTAND. 314 00:12:35,901 --> 00:12:38,670 PROBABLY FOR THE SET OF TWO, $175. 315 00:12:38,737 --> 00:12:40,906 THIS LOCKER WAS THE LAST CHANCE TO GET SOMETHING 316 00:12:41,006 --> 00:12:42,974 FOR OUR WAREHOUSE. 317 00:12:43,008 --> 00:12:44,242 THAT ONE WAS IN THE MONEY. 318 00:12:44,309 --> 00:12:46,111 MONEY TO BE MADE. 319 00:12:46,144 --> 00:12:47,946 - THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE WERE HOLDING OUT FOR. 320 00:12:47,979 --> 00:12:49,447 I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT A LOT. 321 00:12:49,548 --> 00:12:52,617 - NO DOUBT. 322 00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:54,820 - I'M BACK AT THE LOCKER I GOT FOR 10 BUCKS 323 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,822 TO SEE IF THESE GAMBLING MACHINES WORK. 324 00:12:56,855 --> 00:12:58,523 MOVE THIS ONE OUT A LITTLE BIT. 325 00:12:58,657 --> 00:12:59,758 IF THESE DON'T WORK, 326 00:12:59,791 --> 00:13:04,196 MY $10 GAMBLE BECOMES A $300 TRIP TO THE DUMP. 327 00:13:04,229 --> 00:13:06,431 THIS ONE LOOKS REALLY INTACT. 328 00:13:06,464 --> 00:13:08,667 IT'S NOT ALL BUSTED UP IN THE FRONT. 329 00:13:08,733 --> 00:13:11,837 HOPEFULLY, WE'VE GOT A FEW IN HERE LIKE THIS. 330 00:13:15,407 --> 00:13:17,442 AND THESE ARE ALL THE PARTS TO ALL THE MACHINES 331 00:13:17,542 --> 00:13:19,477 THAT YOU NEED TO FIX THEM. 332 00:13:19,678 --> 00:13:23,682 IF THIS WORKS, THIS COULD BE A GOLD MINE HERE. 333 00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:27,686 HERE WE GO. 334 00:13:32,591 --> 00:13:36,461 SEE WHAT WE GET. 335 00:13:36,528 --> 00:13:38,063 [electronic beeping] 336 00:13:38,196 --> 00:13:39,798 [tapping buttons] 337 00:13:39,898 --> 00:13:41,566 THESE DEFINITELY WORK. 338 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,701 THEY GOT TO BE 339 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:43,602 A COUPLE HUNDRED DOLLARS APIECE FOR THESE, 340 00:13:43,702 --> 00:13:45,871 EVEN IN DISREPAIR LIKE THEY ARE. 341 00:13:45,971 --> 00:13:46,972 I'VE GOT TO FIND THE RIGHT PERSON 342 00:13:47,005 --> 00:13:48,206 TO LOOK AT THESE MACHINES 343 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:52,777 AND SEE IF MY $10 GAMBLE IS GOING TO REALLY PAY OFF. 344 00:13:52,878 --> 00:13:54,412 - I NEED SOME HELP HERE. 345 00:13:54,446 --> 00:13:55,547 - [chuckles] 346 00:13:55,647 --> 00:13:57,415 - I WANTED TO BUY SOMETHING FOR MYSELF TODAY, 347 00:13:57,582 --> 00:14:00,352 BUT JERRY MADE ME BUY THIS $5 HELLHOLE. 348 00:14:00,452 --> 00:14:02,087 - MS. LESA DON'T THINK IT'S NOTHING IN THERE. 349 00:14:02,153 --> 00:14:05,423 ALL IT TAKES IS JUST ONE $400 POWER DRILL. 350 00:14:05,457 --> 00:14:07,525 BAM-- AND WE'RE IN THE MONEY. 351 00:14:07,626 --> 00:14:08,693 - I HAVE BOUGHT THIS UNIT 352 00:14:08,793 --> 00:14:11,830 BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO GET THIS CHEAP. 353 00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:12,898 AND I GOT IT CHEAP. 354 00:14:12,998 --> 00:14:14,933 5 BUCKS, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 355 00:14:14,966 --> 00:14:15,901 - AIN'T BAD. 356 00:14:15,934 --> 00:14:17,135 THE WAY SHE'S TALKING, 357 00:14:17,168 --> 00:14:20,272 YOU'D THINK SHE PAID $500 FOR IT, NOT $5. 358 00:14:20,372 --> 00:14:22,741 - SO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. LET'S JUST LOAD IT. 359 00:14:22,841 --> 00:14:26,378 IT'S GOOD SCRAP. 360 00:14:26,411 --> 00:14:28,446 WHOA. WH--WHOA. 361 00:14:28,546 --> 00:14:30,682 IT WAS A DOORFRAME. 362 00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:31,816 AT THIS POINT, 363 00:14:31,917 --> 00:14:33,652 IT'S GOING TO TAKE $100 OF LABOR 364 00:14:33,752 --> 00:14:36,154 TO CLEAN OUT A $5 LOCKER. 365 00:14:36,254 --> 00:14:38,156 I'M GOING TO KILL JERRY. 366 00:14:38,256 --> 00:14:40,325 OH, LOOK. A LIFE VEST. 367 00:14:40,425 --> 00:14:42,560 YOU CAN USE THAT IN THE POOL, JERRY. 368 00:14:42,661 --> 00:14:45,030 THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE FOR ME, 369 00:14:45,130 --> 00:14:49,567 AND THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE FOR THE STORE EITHER. 370 00:14:49,668 --> 00:14:50,802 - PLEASE, LORD. 371 00:14:50,835 --> 00:14:52,771 LET THERE BE SOMETHING GOOD IN THIS LOCKER. 372 00:14:55,774 --> 00:14:57,542 U SYOU CAN TOTE IN THERE, HUH? 373 00:14:57,642 --> 00:15:01,846 - OH, [bleep]. 374 00:15:01,947 --> 00:15:04,616 THIS IS BRAND SPANKING NEW. 375 00:15:04,716 --> 00:15:08,787 - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE. 376 00:15:08,887 --> 00:15:11,022 - ALL THIS NEEDS IS A DAMN CHAIN. 377 00:15:15,527 --> 00:15:16,528 - LOOK. 378 00:15:16,628 --> 00:15:18,196 THIS IS THE CHAIN. 379 00:15:18,296 --> 00:15:22,434 - THE CHAIN? OH, WOW. 380 00:15:22,534 --> 00:15:23,802 YOU'RE RIGHT, JERRY. IT'S A CHAIN. 381 00:15:23,902 --> 00:15:28,006 AND THEY'RE IN REALLY GOOD SHAPE. 382 00:15:28,106 --> 00:15:30,241 I MEAN, IT STILL IS A DAMN GOOD CHAIN SAW. 383 00:15:30,342 --> 00:15:31,876 MADE IN GERMANY. 384 00:15:31,977 --> 00:15:32,911 BEST YOU CAN BUY. 385 00:15:33,011 --> 00:15:34,179 THAT'S GREAT. 386 00:15:34,279 --> 00:15:37,048 THIS IS PROBABLY ABOUT A $1,500 TO $2,000 MACHINE 387 00:15:37,148 --> 00:15:39,384 RIGHT HERE. 388 00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:41,152 PUT IT UP. LET ME SEE. 389 00:15:41,186 --> 00:15:43,054 - YOU COME PICK IT UP. 390 00:15:43,154 --> 00:15:45,423 - HOLY [bleep]. 391 00:15:45,523 --> 00:15:46,891 - NOW WHAT CRAZY MAN WOULD BE OUT THERE 392 00:15:46,925 --> 00:15:49,127 TRYING TO CUT SOMETHING DOWN WITH THAT MUCH BLADE? 393 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,162 [chuckles] - WHAT DID YOU SAY? 394 00:15:51,262 --> 00:15:52,430 WITH $2,000, 395 00:15:52,464 --> 00:15:54,165 I CAN GO TO THE MALL AND GO SHOPPING. 396 00:15:54,232 --> 00:15:56,501 - MY TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE. 397 00:15:56,601 --> 00:15:58,069 - AH! - [laughs] 398 00:15:58,103 --> 00:15:59,371 IT'S GOOD TO BE RIGHT. 399 00:15:59,437 --> 00:16:00,772 - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 400 00:16:00,805 --> 00:16:06,711 [laughs] I JUST HATE IT WHEN HE'S RIGHT. 401 00:16:06,778 --> 00:16:08,446 - I'M BACK AT MY LOCKER WITH JOHN REDDING. 402 00:16:08,513 --> 00:16:09,581 THESE ARE THOSE GAMBLING MACHINES 403 00:16:09,614 --> 00:16:10,682 THAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT. 404 00:16:10,782 --> 00:16:12,951 - THERE'S NO GAMBLING IN TEXAS. - OKAY. 405 00:16:12,984 --> 00:16:14,919 THIS GUY'S A GAMBLING MACHINE EXPERT, 406 00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:16,221 SO HE'LL BE ABLE TO TELL ME 407 00:16:16,254 --> 00:16:18,590 IF I HIT A JACKPOT WITH MY $10 LOCKER. 408 00:16:18,656 --> 00:16:20,759 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE ELECTRONICS IN THERE, 409 00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:22,560 BUT THERE IS A CORD HERE WE CAN PLUG SOME OF THESE IN. 410 00:16:22,627 --> 00:16:24,696 - I WOULDN'T PLUG THIS ONE IN. 411 00:16:24,729 --> 00:16:27,298 BECAUSE THIS ONE'S A LITTLE ROUGHER. 412 00:16:27,332 --> 00:16:29,100 - [sighs] NOT GOOD. 413 00:16:29,134 --> 00:16:30,769 - SEE, BUT WHEN IT'S ALL CLOSED UP, 414 00:16:30,869 --> 00:16:32,137 IT LOOKS A HELL OF A LOT BETTER. 415 00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:34,005 - OH, I HEAR YOU. [cackles] 416 00:16:34,072 --> 00:16:35,573 - AND THERE'S NEW STUFF IN HERE, TOO. 417 00:16:35,607 --> 00:16:37,842 - YEAH, THOSE ARE OLD POWER SUPPLIES. 418 00:16:37,942 --> 00:16:39,244 - [sighs] MAN. 419 00:16:39,344 --> 00:16:41,579 I'M LOOKING AT A $300 TRIP TO THE DUMP. 420 00:16:41,613 --> 00:16:43,448 "VALIDATORS." 421 00:16:43,548 --> 00:16:44,849 - OLDER STUFF LIKE THAT-- 422 00:16:44,949 --> 00:16:47,619 THEY'RE USELESS BECAUSE THEY WON'T TAKE ANY MONEY. 423 00:16:47,652 --> 00:16:48,753 - AH, I CAN-- 424 00:16:48,853 --> 00:16:52,157 I CAN SEE THE DEAL GOING BAD ALREADY. 425 00:16:52,223 --> 00:16:54,059 [sighs] I DON'T KNOW. 426 00:16:54,159 --> 00:16:56,828 AT THIS POINT, I HOPE HE JUST BUYS THEM FROM ME FOR PARTS. 427 00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:58,863 - YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, 428 00:16:58,963 --> 00:17:00,965 IT'S PRETTY CLEAN UP THROUGH HERE. 429 00:17:01,032 --> 00:17:04,302 THE INSIDE, I MEAN, IT ACTUALLY DOESN'T LOOK BAD. 430 00:17:04,335 --> 00:17:06,037 - BUT LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CABINET YOU HAVE. 431 00:17:06,137 --> 00:17:07,338 THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL CABINET. 432 00:17:07,439 --> 00:17:09,007 - IT'S A WAY PRETTY CABINET. 433 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,308 THE MONITOR AND THE TOUCH SCREEN-- 434 00:17:10,408 --> 00:17:11,843 THAT'S A BIG DEAL. 435 00:17:11,876 --> 00:17:13,344 OH, GOOD. 436 00:17:13,378 --> 00:17:16,448 IT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD MACHINE. 437 00:17:16,548 --> 00:17:18,650 - MM-HMM. 438 00:17:18,783 --> 00:17:19,684 SO, MAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 439 00:17:19,751 --> 00:17:20,718 ARE WE GOING TO DO THIS OR WHAT? 440 00:17:20,752 --> 00:17:22,554 - YEAH, I THINK WE CAN DO THIS. - OKAY. 441 00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,222 WELL, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T REALLY EXPECT 442 00:17:24,322 --> 00:17:25,723 THE MACHINE TO BE TORN UP LIKE THAT. 443 00:17:25,824 --> 00:17:29,761 - BUT THEY WERE, YOU KNOW--THEY WERE A NOVELTY ITEM, YOU KNOW. 444 00:17:29,794 --> 00:17:32,497 BECAUSE SOME OF THESE WILL PROBABLY GO TO SOMEBODY'S HOUSE. 445 00:17:32,530 --> 00:17:34,532 I'D DO... 446 00:17:34,632 --> 00:17:36,101 $1,500 FOR EVERYTHING. 447 00:17:36,201 --> 00:17:38,803 - DID HE JUST SAY $1,500? 448 00:17:38,837 --> 00:17:40,505 YOU KNOW, I'M A REASONABLE MAN. 449 00:17:40,538 --> 00:17:41,840 $1,500, I'M GOOD TO GO. - ALL RIGHT. 450 00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:43,975 - THAT'S WHAT I CALL A JACKPOT. 451 00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:47,679 - AND 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... 452 00:17:47,745 --> 00:17:50,715 13, 14, 15. 453 00:17:50,815 --> 00:17:52,417 - $10 OUT. 454 00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:53,518 - THAT'S A HELL OF A DEAL. 455 00:17:53,618 --> 00:17:54,853 $1,500 IN. 456 00:17:54,953 --> 00:17:56,888 - IT'S A HELL OF A DEAL FOR $1,500, TOO. 457 00:17:59,491 --> 00:18:01,926 - I'M AT MY FRIEND, JOHN GREGORY'S ANTIQUE STUDIO, 458 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,629 AND I'M GOING TO SHOW HIM MY MONKEY. 459 00:18:04,729 --> 00:18:06,664 JOHN? - MOE? 460 00:18:06,764 --> 00:18:08,900 - HOW YOU DOING? - GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? 461 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,137 - JOHN'S AN EXPERT IN ITALIAN AND FRENCH ANTIQUES. 462 00:18:12,237 --> 00:18:15,273 - THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL PIECE. 463 00:18:15,373 --> 00:18:18,476 WELL, RIGHT THERE, TELLS YOU WHO MADE IT. 464 00:18:18,576 --> 00:18:21,613 IT'S ANRI WHICH IS A COMPANY IN NORTHERN ITALY. 465 00:18:21,713 --> 00:18:23,948 IT'S BEEN IN BUSINESS SINCE THE 19th CENTURY. 466 00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,984 - WHOEVER CARVED THIS-- WHAT DO YOU THINK? 467 00:18:26,084 --> 00:18:26,985 DID THEY DO A GOOD JOB? 468 00:18:27,085 --> 00:18:28,786 - WELL, WHEN THEY CARVE SOMETHING. 469 00:18:28,887 --> 00:18:30,388 THEY USUALLY MAKE A MASTER. 470 00:18:30,455 --> 00:18:33,458 ONE OF THEIR MASTER CARVERS WILL MAKE THE PIECE, 471 00:18:33,525 --> 00:18:35,593 AND THEN THEY'LL HAVE THEIR CARVERS COPY IT. 472 00:18:35,693 --> 00:18:37,162 - OH. OKAY. 473 00:18:37,195 --> 00:18:39,797 HE'S GOING TO TELL ME IT'S A CHEAP REPRODUCTION. 474 00:18:39,864 --> 00:18:40,865 - BUT IN THIS CASE, 475 00:18:40,899 --> 00:18:41,799 I DON'T THINK THIS WAS SOMETHING 476 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:45,036 THAT WAS REALLY MASS-PRODUCED. 477 00:18:45,069 --> 00:18:46,371 - SO IT'S NOT A TCHOTCHKE. 478 00:18:46,471 --> 00:18:47,539 IT'S AN ORIGINAL. 479 00:18:47,572 --> 00:18:50,475 - THIS PROBABLY IS MID 1920s 480 00:18:50,508 --> 00:18:52,343 AND CAME OUT PROBABLY AT THE TIME 481 00:18:52,443 --> 00:18:55,914 THAT EDGAR RICE BURROUGHS' NOVELS WERE SO HOT. 482 00:18:56,014 --> 00:18:57,782 YOU KNOW, TARZAN THE APE MAN-- 483 00:18:57,882 --> 00:19:01,352 THAT SERIES, SO THAT'S PROBABLY THE INSPIRATION 484 00:19:01,452 --> 00:19:05,423 FOR THIS BECAUSE THAT WAS SO WILDLY POPULAR THEN. 485 00:19:05,456 --> 00:19:06,391 - COOL. 486 00:19:06,424 --> 00:19:08,626 WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S WORTH? 487 00:19:08,726 --> 00:19:10,228 - WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO PUT IT IN YOUR GALLERY FOR? 488 00:19:10,328 --> 00:19:13,464 - WHEN I PICKED IT UP, I WAS GOING TO PUT $275 ON IT. 489 00:19:13,498 --> 00:19:14,933 - IF I WERE GOING TO PUT IT IN MY GALLERY-- 490 00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:17,135 - UH-HUH. 491 00:19:17,235 --> 00:19:21,706 - IT'S JUST BEEN BEAUTIFULLY TAKEN CARE OF. 492 00:19:21,806 --> 00:19:24,609 I WOULD PUT $4,000 ON IT. 493 00:19:24,642 --> 00:19:27,345 - $4,000? 494 00:19:27,378 --> 00:19:30,148 - RIGHT. 495 00:19:30,215 --> 00:19:31,349 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FIND THESE. 496 00:19:31,449 --> 00:19:32,617 THIS IS MUSEUM-QUALITY. 497 00:19:32,717 --> 00:19:34,419 - I MAY HAVE MISSED THE OTHER AUCTIONS, 498 00:19:34,485 --> 00:19:37,255 BUT THINGS COULD NOT HAVE WORKED OUT ANY BETTER. 499 00:19:37,288 --> 00:19:40,158 - THIS IS REMARKABLE. 500 00:19:40,225 --> 00:19:41,826 - THAT'S FABULOUS. 501 00:19:41,926 --> 00:19:45,230 THAT'S THE BEST NEWS I'VE HAD ALL DAY. 502 00:19:45,263 --> 00:19:47,799 THANK YOU. - GREAT. 503 00:19:47,832 --> 00:19:50,935 narrator: SLOW AND STEADY WON THE STORAGE STAMPEDE, 504 00:19:50,969 --> 00:19:55,073 AS MOE PRIGOFF STROLLED AWAY 6 GRAND RICHER. 505 00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:59,711 LESA LEWIS MADE 2 GRAND WITH HER 6-FOOT CHAIN SAW. 506 00:19:59,811 --> 00:20:03,581 VICTOR RJESNJANSKY GAMBLED ON A $10 LOCKER, 507 00:20:03,681 --> 00:20:09,254 MAKING 1,500 BUCKS ON SOME GAMBLING MACHINES, 508 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:12,290 WHILE RICKY AND BUBBA CAUGHT A $400 PROFIT 509 00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:14,592 WITH THEIR FURNITURE. 510 00:20:14,626 --> 00:20:16,728 - I KNOW I CAN SELL THAT TO CONTRACTORS 511 00:20:16,794 --> 00:20:18,763 OUT IN TOWN. 512 00:20:18,796 --> 00:20:21,666 I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT OFF-LOADING IT. 513 00:20:21,699 --> 00:20:23,534 ARE YOU AWAKE? 514 00:20:23,635 --> 00:20:25,770 - YOU EVER TRIED TO UNLOAD A STORAGE UNIT ALL DAY? 515 00:20:25,803 --> 00:20:26,738 - JERRY! - WHAT? 516 00:20:26,871 --> 00:20:28,539 - WAKE UP. - NO. 517 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,174 - JERRY-- - HANDLE IT. 518 00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:31,976 DRIVE LIKE A COUNTRY GIRL. 519 00:20:32,076 --> 00:20:34,412 [chuckling] 520 00:20:34,512 --> 00:20:35,747 - JERRY, I'M SERIOUS. - I'M SERIOUS, TOO. 521 00:20:35,847 --> 00:20:36,748 YOU'RE DRIVING. 522 00:20:36,848 --> 00:20:38,516 - I MEAN, WHO DOES THAT? 523 00:20:38,616 --> 00:20:40,184 - ALL THAT NAGGING FROM MS. LESA-- 524 00:20:40,218 --> 00:20:42,954 [bleep], I NEED MY SLEEP.