1 00:00:08,120 --> 00:00:11,357 male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... 2 00:00:11,424 --> 00:00:14,126 IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... [whip snap] 3 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:16,796 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 4 00:00:16,862 --> 00:00:18,931 - THAT'S THE PRIZE. - $700. 5 00:00:18,998 --> 00:00:20,166 narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 6 00:00:20,199 --> 00:00:21,167 - YEAH. - YEAH. 7 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:22,968 - RIGHT HERE. - YEAH. 8 00:00:23,069 --> 00:00:24,370 narrator: COMING UP... 9 00:00:24,403 --> 00:00:26,005 - BETTER GET SOMETHING. CAN'T TAKE THAT HOME EMPTY. 10 00:00:26,038 --> 00:00:28,040 - THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT WE'RE GONNA FIND IN HERE. 11 00:00:28,074 --> 00:00:30,042 WHAT IS THAT? WHAT THE-- 12 00:00:30,076 --> 00:00:32,344 - WE GOT OUR FIRST BILLS FOR THE STORE. 13 00:00:32,378 --> 00:00:35,014 WE NEED TO GET SOME GOOD UNITS. 14 00:00:35,047 --> 00:00:36,615 EW, EW, EW, EW! 15 00:00:36,715 --> 00:00:38,617 - IF YOU BID, I'M BIDDING TOO. 16 00:00:38,717 --> 00:00:40,453 I KNOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET AGGRESSIVE ON THIS NEXT ONE. 17 00:00:40,486 --> 00:00:42,321 - ROY, GIVE ME A NAME OF A PLAY. 18 00:00:42,354 --> 00:00:44,723 - "JACK VICTOR UP." BREAK. 19 00:00:44,757 --> 00:00:48,561 BRING IT, VICTOR. 20 00:00:48,627 --> 00:00:51,564 [country music] 21 00:00:51,597 --> 00:00:53,999 - THAT'S THE GRAVY TRAIN RIGHT THERE. 22 00:00:54,066 --> 00:00:55,935 - YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. 23 00:00:55,968 --> 00:00:58,471 - JERRY! MY STORE IS ON THE LINE HERE. 24 00:00:58,504 --> 00:00:59,438 - I'M READY FOR A NEW CHALLENGE. 25 00:00:59,472 --> 00:01:01,607 I'M REALLY HOPING THIS PAYS OFF. 26 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:07,513 ♪ ♪ 27 00:01:07,546 --> 00:01:10,449 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 28 00:01:10,483 --> 00:01:11,817 ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ 29 00:01:11,851 --> 00:01:17,089 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 30 00:01:17,123 --> 00:01:19,458 - AND IT'S SOLD! 31 00:01:23,496 --> 00:01:25,197 OUR BUYERS HAVE A CHOICE TODAY. 32 00:01:25,231 --> 00:01:29,535 A RELIABLE AUCTION IN A RESIDENTIAL SECTION OF DALLAS, 33 00:01:29,568 --> 00:01:31,871 OR MORE OF A GAMBLE IN AN UP-AND-COMING AREA. 34 00:01:31,904 --> 00:01:35,274 THAT COULD BE HIT-OR-MISS. 35 00:01:35,307 --> 00:01:39,011 - MAN, THAT WAS A LONG RIDE. I HOPE IT'S WORTH IT. 36 00:01:39,044 --> 00:01:41,780 WE BETTER GET SOME GOOD UNITS TODAY, JERRY. 37 00:01:41,814 --> 00:01:44,049 WE GOT A LOT OF BILLS TO PAY FOR. 38 00:01:44,083 --> 00:01:46,085 - TURNS OUT MISS LESA DIDN'T COUNT ON 39 00:01:46,118 --> 00:01:47,887 A $450 POWER BILL THIS MONTH. 40 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:49,922 - OH, NO, LOOK. 41 00:01:49,955 --> 00:01:52,658 I'VE GOT TO PAY THESE BILLS. UH-OH. 42 00:01:52,725 --> 00:01:54,426 OH, [bleep]. 43 00:01:54,460 --> 00:01:56,862 SO I CHOSE A MORE RELIABLE AUCTION. 44 00:01:56,929 --> 00:01:58,297 ALL RIGHT, LET'S CHECK IN. 45 00:01:58,330 --> 00:01:59,598 [record scratch] - WAIT A MINUTE. 46 00:01:59,698 --> 00:02:01,433 IF SHE DON'T PAY THAT POWER BILL, 47 00:02:01,467 --> 00:02:03,302 SHE CAN'T PAY ME NEITHER. 48 00:02:07,606 --> 00:02:08,807 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 49 00:02:08,874 --> 00:02:10,609 - I THINK GOOGLE MAPS IS A LYING SON OF A BITCH. 50 00:02:10,676 --> 00:02:11,911 THIS PLACE IS ROUGH. 51 00:02:11,977 --> 00:02:13,746 TO BE HONEST, I'M A LITTLE PISSED TODAY, 52 00:02:13,812 --> 00:02:15,247 'CAUSE I WANTED TO GO TO THIS AUCTION ACROSS TOWN. 53 00:02:15,314 --> 00:02:16,749 THE THING ABOUT THIS AUCTION, 54 00:02:16,849 --> 00:02:18,117 IT'S THE SAME OLD RUN-OF-THE-MILL, 55 00:02:18,217 --> 00:02:19,585 BREAD-AND-BUTTER STUFF. 56 00:02:19,652 --> 00:02:21,153 THE OTHER ONE? GAMBLER'S AUCTION. 57 00:02:21,220 --> 00:02:22,421 THAT'S THE ONE I WANTED TO BE AT. 58 00:02:22,521 --> 00:02:24,089 - HEARD HE'S GOT A LOT OF UNITS HERE TODAY. 59 00:02:24,190 --> 00:02:25,858 BUBBA WANTED TO GO TO A DIFFERENT AUCTION, 60 00:02:25,958 --> 00:02:27,526 BUT IT'S JUST TOO MUCH OF A GAMBLE. 61 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:29,595 - WE BETTER GET SOMETHING. CAN'T TAKE THAT HOME EMPTY. 62 00:02:29,662 --> 00:02:31,063 - THAT'S TRUE. 63 00:02:31,096 --> 00:02:32,064 BUT THIS IS WHERE WE'RE GONNA GET OUR BREAD AND BUTTER. 64 00:02:32,097 --> 00:02:33,232 WE'RE BOUND TO AT LEAST GET 65 00:02:33,265 --> 00:02:36,669 SOME FURNITURE HERE TODAY. 66 00:02:36,702 --> 00:02:38,437 - I ALREADY SAW A [bleep] DOG. 67 00:02:38,470 --> 00:02:40,439 - DON'T PICK ON THE LADY WITH THE DOG. 68 00:02:40,472 --> 00:02:41,941 NOT TOO BAD. - HMM. 69 00:02:41,974 --> 00:02:44,310 - THEY BOTH MIGHT BE BITCHES. I DON'T KNOW. 70 00:02:44,343 --> 00:02:46,612 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JUST GOT A COUPLE OF THINGS 71 00:02:46,679 --> 00:02:48,180 I WANT TO REMIND YOU OF. 72 00:02:48,214 --> 00:02:49,715 YOU'LL HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. 73 00:02:49,748 --> 00:02:51,884 THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, 74 00:02:51,917 --> 00:02:53,519 AND TODAY IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. 75 00:02:53,552 --> 00:02:54,720 ARE YOU READY TO START THE SALE? 76 00:02:54,853 --> 00:02:57,456 all: YEAH! - LET'S OPEN THE GATES AND GO. 77 00:03:03,629 --> 00:03:04,663 all: AWW! 78 00:03:04,697 --> 00:03:07,600 [indistinct chatter] 79 00:03:07,633 --> 00:03:08,567 - CRAP. 80 00:03:08,601 --> 00:03:10,202 - THIS PERSON HERE LOOKS LIKE 81 00:03:10,302 --> 00:03:11,904 HE WAS QUITE THE CLOTHES HORSE. 82 00:03:11,937 --> 00:03:14,273 AND WE DON'T SELL DIRTY CLOTHES. 83 00:03:14,340 --> 00:03:17,176 - EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 84 00:03:17,209 --> 00:03:20,679 - MOVE ON. - PARDON ME. 85 00:03:20,713 --> 00:03:23,782 - MAN, BUBBA REALLY IS TESTY TODAY. 86 00:03:23,816 --> 00:03:25,851 - I DIDN'T KNOW THEY COULD STACK CRAP THAT HIGH. 87 00:03:25,918 --> 00:03:28,854 - OH, HOLY MOLY. WE GOT A LOT OF CLOTHES. 88 00:03:28,954 --> 00:03:30,489 I COULD SEE SOME EDDIE BAUER LABELS IN THERE, 89 00:03:30,522 --> 00:03:32,458 AND I CAN SELL THOSE PRETTY QUICKLY. 90 00:03:32,558 --> 00:03:34,627 - THERE'S A LOT OF BOXES BACK THERE TOO. 91 00:03:34,693 --> 00:03:37,329 - THAT'S LIKE, THE--YOU KNOW, THE INTERESTING PART OF IT, 92 00:03:37,463 --> 00:03:39,265 BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S IN THERE. 93 00:03:39,298 --> 00:03:41,000 - WE CAN GET THIS UNIT FOR NOTHING, 94 00:03:41,066 --> 00:03:42,901 AND WE STILL 450 BUCKS IN THE HOLE. 95 00:03:42,935 --> 00:03:45,571 MISS LESA NEEDS TO KEEP THE PRICE LOW ON THIS ONE. 96 00:03:45,604 --> 00:03:48,007 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GIVE THIS ONE A WHIRL. 97 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:49,241 - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY GET A LOOK? 98 00:03:49,275 --> 00:03:50,809 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO GIVE? - YEAH. 99 00:03:51,076 --> 00:03:52,678 - $100, NOW $50. $150? 100 00:03:52,778 --> 00:03:53,746 NOW $50, $50, NOW $200. 101 00:03:53,779 --> 00:03:55,547 - RIGHT HERE. 102 00:03:55,581 --> 00:03:56,382 - WHO IS THIS WOMAN? 103 00:03:56,415 --> 00:03:57,583 - NOW $250. WANNA GIVE $250? 104 00:03:57,650 --> 00:03:58,984 $250, NOW $300. 105 00:03:59,051 --> 00:04:00,219 - I'M GLAD THEY'RE BUYING THAT. 106 00:04:00,252 --> 00:04:01,553 - $300. $300. 107 00:04:01,587 --> 00:04:04,923 - I'LL GET YOU, MY PRETTY, AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO. 108 00:04:04,957 --> 00:04:07,826 - $350, $350. - HERE. 109 00:04:07,860 --> 00:04:09,628 - $400, NOW $400, NOW $400. WANNA GIVE $400? 110 00:04:09,695 --> 00:04:12,031 I HAVE $350, HOW ABOUT $375? 111 00:04:12,064 --> 00:04:14,633 $375, ONE TIME. $375, WANNA GIVE $375? 112 00:04:14,667 --> 00:04:16,035 $375? 113 00:04:16,068 --> 00:04:18,904 - HEY! - $350. 114 00:04:19,004 --> 00:04:21,674 - I'VE GOT BILLS TO PAY, AND THAT DOG AND HER BITCH 115 00:04:21,740 --> 00:04:24,009 AIN'T GONNA GET BETWEEN ME AND THAT UNIT. 116 00:04:24,043 --> 00:04:25,844 - YOU KNOW WE CAN'T GO IN TILL WE PAY FOR THIS, RIGHT? 117 00:04:25,944 --> 00:04:27,012 [laughter] 118 00:04:27,046 --> 00:04:28,447 WE NEED TO FIND MORE THAN CLOTHES IN THAT UNIT 119 00:04:28,514 --> 00:04:31,417 IF WE'RE GONNA TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON. 120 00:04:35,154 --> 00:04:38,590 - UH-OH. 121 00:04:38,657 --> 00:04:40,492 - THERE'S A REFIGERATOR. 122 00:04:40,526 --> 00:04:42,661 IF THERE'S A GUARANTEED 200 OR 300 BUCKS, 123 00:04:42,728 --> 00:04:46,198 IT'S THAT REFRIGERATOR SITTING RIGHT THERE. 124 00:04:46,298 --> 00:04:47,199 CLEAN COUCH AT THE BOTTOM. 125 00:04:47,232 --> 00:04:49,268 - OH, GREAT, LOOK. 126 00:04:49,301 --> 00:04:52,604 I'M SO EXCITED. ANOTHER SOFA. 127 00:04:52,705 --> 00:04:53,939 - I SEE A COUCH. 128 00:04:53,972 --> 00:04:54,873 I SEE A REFRIGERATOR THAT I NEED, 129 00:04:54,907 --> 00:04:57,676 BUT I CAN'T PAY THAT MUCH FOR IT. 130 00:04:57,710 --> 00:05:00,179 THIS IS ANOTHER GREAT UNIT, 131 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:01,580 BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO FURTHER IN THE HOLE. 132 00:05:01,613 --> 00:05:03,215 - ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL READY? 133 00:05:03,615 --> 00:05:04,917 I HAVE $100. NOW $200. 134 00:05:04,983 --> 00:05:06,518 - SERIOUSLY? 135 00:05:06,552 --> 00:05:08,220 - $200 NOW? I HAVE $200. 136 00:05:08,253 --> 00:05:09,722 - RIGHT HERE. 137 00:05:09,755 --> 00:05:12,524 - OH, DOES PARIS HILTON WANT THIS UNIT TOO? 138 00:05:12,558 --> 00:05:14,860 - $250, NOW $300, SIR. $300. 139 00:05:14,927 --> 00:05:16,795 $300, I HAVE $300. NOW $350. 140 00:05:16,829 --> 00:05:18,297 - $325. - NOW $350. 141 00:05:18,330 --> 00:05:19,398 WILL YOU DO $350? 142 00:05:19,431 --> 00:05:21,400 NOW $375. $375, ANYBODY GIVE $375? 143 00:05:21,433 --> 00:05:22,768 ANYBODY $375? 144 00:05:22,801 --> 00:05:27,206 SELL IT--MY MAN, $350. PUT IT ON BUYER NUMBER 133. 145 00:05:27,239 --> 00:05:28,507 - RICKY GOT SOME OTHER FURNITURE LIKE HE WANTED, 146 00:05:28,540 --> 00:05:30,642 AND I GET TO SELL ANOTHER REFRIGERATOR. 147 00:05:30,676 --> 00:05:32,878 YAY. 148 00:05:35,581 --> 00:05:36,882 - I MIGHT GET ROUGHED UP. 149 00:05:36,949 --> 00:05:38,016 - YOU CAN MAKE IT TO THE NEXT ONE. 150 00:05:38,050 --> 00:05:39,251 - I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE MOST GLAMOROUS UNIT, 151 00:05:39,284 --> 00:05:41,820 BUT THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT WE'RE GONNA FIND IN HERE. 152 00:05:41,854 --> 00:05:44,823 IF YOU ASK ME, BUBBA NEEDS TO GET HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS REAR. 153 00:05:44,857 --> 00:05:45,824 - THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 154 00:05:45,858 --> 00:05:47,926 FOR COMING OUT TO THE AUCTION TODAY. 155 00:05:48,026 --> 00:05:49,628 WE'LL SEE YOU AT THE NEXT AUCTION. 156 00:05:52,664 --> 00:05:54,199 SOME OF THE MORE ADVENTUROUS BUYERS 157 00:05:54,233 --> 00:05:58,404 WENT ACROSS TOWN TO JACKIE SUTTON'S AUCTION. 158 00:05:58,470 --> 00:06:01,173 - [grunts] 159 00:06:01,206 --> 00:06:05,110 HA HA! MAGIC POWERS. 160 00:06:05,210 --> 00:06:06,912 I KNOW THAT RICKY AND BUBBA WENT TO ANOTHER AUCTION. 161 00:06:06,945 --> 00:06:08,447 GOOD MORNING. 162 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,082 BUT I WANTED TO GO OFF ON MY OWN AND TAKE A GAMBLE. 163 00:06:10,149 --> 00:06:12,618 HOPEFULLY, I CAN AVOID ALL THE BIG ROLLERS. 164 00:06:12,651 --> 00:06:13,952 IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT DAY. 165 00:06:14,019 --> 00:06:14,586 I'M EXCITED ABOUT TODAY, AND-- 166 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:18,424 [dramatic music] 167 00:06:18,457 --> 00:06:22,361 - ROY LOOKS SURPRISED TO SEE ME. 168 00:06:22,394 --> 00:06:25,264 [laughing] 169 00:06:25,330 --> 00:06:26,231 - [bleep]! 170 00:06:29,735 --> 00:06:31,370 - [sighs] I'M NOT TOO EXCITED TO SEE HIM. 171 00:06:31,403 --> 00:06:33,806 I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET A FREE PASS TODAY. 172 00:06:33,872 --> 00:06:37,709 LOOKS I'M GONNA HAVE A LITTLE COMPETITION. 173 00:06:37,743 --> 00:06:40,179 - ROY CAN'T EVEN HIDE THE FACT THAT HE HATES THAT I'M HERE. 174 00:06:40,245 --> 00:06:43,115 LET'S SEE IF I CAN PUSH SOME OF HIS BUTTONS. 175 00:06:43,449 --> 00:06:44,817 - ALL RIGHT, FOLKS, THANKS FOR COMING. 176 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:45,851 WE GOT SEVEN UNITS FOR YOU. 177 00:06:45,884 --> 00:06:47,386 CASH MONEY AT THE DOOR. 178 00:06:47,453 --> 00:06:48,787 BUYING IT ALL, GET IT OUT, SWEEP IT UP, 179 00:06:48,821 --> 00:06:49,721 CLEAN IT UP, GET IT READY TO RENT. 180 00:06:49,755 --> 00:06:52,124 GOT SOME NEW BUYERS. ANY QUESTIONS? 181 00:06:52,157 --> 00:06:53,091 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO GET 'EM. 182 00:06:53,358 --> 00:06:56,061 - HEE-YA! 183 00:06:56,228 --> 00:06:59,932 all: OH! - BOY, WHAT? 184 00:06:59,965 --> 00:07:02,134 OH, MY GOD. 185 00:07:04,369 --> 00:07:06,004 - ROY, GIVE ME A NAME OF A PLAY. 186 00:07:06,038 --> 00:07:07,439 DON'T YOU HAVE NAMES FOR PLAYS? - PLAY? 187 00:07:07,539 --> 00:07:10,542 - LIKE, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU SAY-- 188 00:07:10,642 --> 00:07:11,543 OH, YOU ARE KIDDING ME. 189 00:07:11,610 --> 00:07:12,878 - ON THREE. - DUDE? 190 00:07:12,978 --> 00:07:14,046 - BREAK. 191 00:07:14,112 --> 00:07:15,481 MAN, THAT DUDE VICTOR TALKS TOO DAMN MUCH. 192 00:07:15,581 --> 00:07:16,949 MAN, HE GETS ON MY NERVES. 193 00:07:17,015 --> 00:07:19,051 I SEE A LITTLE JACUZZI HOT TUB. 194 00:07:19,117 --> 00:07:20,986 MAN, RICH PEOPLE OWN HOT TUBS. 195 00:07:21,053 --> 00:07:23,055 YOU KNOW THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME GOOD STUFF IN HERE. 196 00:07:23,088 --> 00:07:25,991 - LITTLE THREE-PERSON HOT TUB OVER THERE. 197 00:07:26,091 --> 00:07:28,527 I'M NOT SAYING THIS IN FRONT OF THE CROWD, BUT THAT HOT TUB 198 00:07:28,627 --> 00:07:30,529 COULD BE WORTH A COUPLE OF GRAND. 199 00:07:30,629 --> 00:07:32,197 WE'LL SEE WHAT IT GOES FOR. 200 00:07:32,297 --> 00:07:33,832 - ALL RIGHT, HOW MUCH FOR IT? WHO NEEDS IT? 201 00:07:33,866 --> 00:07:35,167 - $100. - $100. 202 00:07:35,234 --> 00:07:36,602 - $200. - $300, $300, $300? 203 00:07:36,668 --> 00:07:38,170 - SIR. - $400, HOW ABOUT A BID OF $400? 204 00:07:38,270 --> 00:07:40,472 $500 NOW, $500? I GOT $400 IN THE BACK. 205 00:07:40,572 --> 00:07:42,241 $500--$600, $600, WANNA BID $600? 206 00:07:42,307 --> 00:07:44,476 - SIR. - $700, WANNA BID $700? 207 00:07:44,576 --> 00:07:46,979 I GOT $600--$700? $700, $700-- 208 00:07:47,045 --> 00:07:48,480 - $700. - SOMEBODY SAY, "YES"? 209 00:07:48,547 --> 00:07:50,082 - $700. - $700--$800 NOW. 210 00:07:50,182 --> 00:07:51,416 WANNA BID $800? - SIR. 211 00:07:51,483 --> 00:07:52,918 - $750--$800 NOW. 212 00:07:52,985 --> 00:07:56,021 $850, $850, WANNA BID $850? $850--$900, SIR? 213 00:07:56,121 --> 00:07:57,356 $900. - OH, WOW. 214 00:07:57,456 --> 00:07:58,690 - WANNA BID $950? - $900? 215 00:07:58,790 --> 00:08:00,359 WHAT IF THE HOT TUB DOESN'T EVEN WORK? 216 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:02,594 - ANYBODY BID $950? ANYBODY BID $950? 217 00:08:02,694 --> 00:08:03,962 $950? - I'M GOOD. 218 00:08:03,996 --> 00:08:05,898 - ARE WE ALL DONE AT $900? SELL IT RIGHT HERE, $900. 219 00:08:05,998 --> 00:08:08,500 - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 220 00:08:08,534 --> 00:08:10,702 THAT HOT TUB IS GONNA BE A BIG-TICKET ITEM. 221 00:08:10,736 --> 00:08:13,639 I'M SURPRISED I WAS ABLE TO GET THIS LOCKER FOR UNDER A GRAND. 222 00:08:13,705 --> 00:08:14,740 WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR. 223 00:08:14,773 --> 00:08:17,442 - YOU BETCHA. 224 00:08:17,509 --> 00:08:19,144 - OPEN UP THE LOCKER. 225 00:08:19,177 --> 00:08:21,780 - MISS LESA SPENT $350 ON THIS LOCKER, 226 00:08:21,813 --> 00:08:24,950 BUT STARTED TODAY WITH $450 WORTH OF BILLS. 227 00:08:25,017 --> 00:08:28,253 IF ANYBODY NEED HELP WITH NUMBERS TODAY, IT'S MISS LESA. 228 00:08:28,287 --> 00:08:31,056 - SO LOOK, WE EVEN HAVE A CLOTHES RACK. 229 00:08:31,089 --> 00:08:33,292 ALL RIGHT, WE GOT ABOUT 5 BUCKS APIECE ON THOSE. 230 00:08:33,358 --> 00:08:36,061 WE--$100, AND WE GOT SOME MORE NICE CLOTHES IN THERE, 231 00:08:36,094 --> 00:08:38,130 SO I THINK WE DID PRETTY GOOD ON THE CLOTHES. 232 00:08:38,196 --> 00:08:39,698 I KNOW WE'RE GONNA GET AT LEAST $600 233 00:08:39,765 --> 00:08:41,867 FOR ALL THESE CLOTHES, AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE 234 00:08:41,934 --> 00:08:43,535 WHAT ELSE MIGHT BE IN THERE. 235 00:08:43,602 --> 00:08:46,271 WOW. 236 00:08:46,371 --> 00:08:47,706 A POT OF GREASE. 237 00:08:47,773 --> 00:08:50,342 EW, EW, EW, EW, EW! 238 00:08:50,409 --> 00:08:52,210 I'M GONNA NEED A HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN THIS 239 00:08:52,277 --> 00:08:54,046 TO COVER MY BILLS. 240 00:08:54,112 --> 00:08:55,981 WOW, WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT LATER, I GUESS. 241 00:08:56,014 --> 00:08:57,082 UGH. 242 00:08:57,182 --> 00:08:58,483 - WHO GONNA TAKE CARE OF THAT LATER? 243 00:08:58,584 --> 00:09:00,619 - OH, YES. WE GOT CDs. 244 00:09:00,719 --> 00:09:02,521 THERE'S PROBABLY ABOUT A HUNDRED OF THEM IN HERE. 245 00:09:02,621 --> 00:09:05,223 THESE, AT LEAST 5 BUCKS APIECE. BAM. LOOK. 246 00:09:05,324 --> 00:09:07,159 - [chuckles] MAYBE $1 APIECE. 247 00:09:07,259 --> 00:09:10,262 - OOH, AND ANOTHER BOX. MOVIES, JERRY! 248 00:09:10,329 --> 00:09:13,465 WE CAN GET AT LEAST 10 BUCKS APIECE FOR THOSE. 249 00:09:13,498 --> 00:09:15,367 - LESA, YOU MIGHT GET $5 FOR 'EM. 250 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,436 - OH, MY GOODNESS. 251 00:09:17,502 --> 00:09:19,438 I'M HAPPY WITH THIS UNIT SO FAR. 252 00:09:19,471 --> 00:09:21,106 ALL RIGHT. 253 00:09:21,139 --> 00:09:23,709 JERRY, WHAT IS THIS? 254 00:09:23,742 --> 00:09:26,778 OOH. HOLY CRAP, JERRY! 255 00:09:26,812 --> 00:09:30,415 [laughs] LOOK. 256 00:09:30,449 --> 00:09:32,184 IT SEEMS LIKE A WHOLE COLLECTION. 257 00:09:32,517 --> 00:09:34,186 NOW JERRY, I WANT YOU TO PUT THIS COLOR ON YOU. 258 00:09:34,319 --> 00:09:36,054 - IT DOESN'T MATCH MY SUIT. 259 00:09:36,121 --> 00:09:37,623 - OOP--[laughs] 260 00:09:37,656 --> 00:09:38,690 - IT'S ME, AIN'T IT? 261 00:09:38,724 --> 00:09:40,926 - I LIKE IT. 262 00:09:40,959 --> 00:09:44,262 OOH. 263 00:09:44,296 --> 00:09:46,932 THESE ARE PRETTY HEAVY. 264 00:09:46,965 --> 00:09:48,834 THESE SAY THAT THEY'RE MADE IN FRANCE. 265 00:09:48,934 --> 00:09:51,036 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD CHECK THESE ONES OUT. 266 00:09:51,069 --> 00:09:53,505 - THAT UNIT JUST BARELY MADE OUR MONEY BACK. 267 00:09:53,538 --> 00:09:55,407 - [laughs] 268 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:56,541 - I'M SUPERFLY. 269 00:09:56,575 --> 00:09:58,744 I HOPE THESE SUNGLASSES MAKE US A PROFIT, 270 00:09:58,777 --> 00:10:02,581 BUT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ALL THAT. 271 00:10:06,118 --> 00:10:08,020 - YOU KNOW, VICTOR'S BEEN RIDING ME ALL DAY. 272 00:10:08,086 --> 00:10:09,621 MAN, THAT DUDE ALREADY HAS A UNIT. 273 00:10:09,655 --> 00:10:12,758 I KNOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET AGGRESSIVE ON THIS NEXT ONE. 274 00:10:15,193 --> 00:10:16,995 [cheering] - EVERYBODY TAKE A LOOK. 275 00:10:17,029 --> 00:10:18,597 GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE TO SEE IT. 276 00:10:18,630 --> 00:10:20,666 LOOK IN THERE, BID HARD, LIKE YOU GOT A LOT OF MONEY. 277 00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:26,438 - OLD CARD TABLE, BEAT-UP TV. 278 00:10:26,471 --> 00:10:29,708 WHAT AM I LOOKING AT HERE, AN OLD-FOLKS HOME? 279 00:10:29,741 --> 00:10:31,243 - BOOM SYSTEM. 280 00:10:31,276 --> 00:10:33,245 IS THIS A POKER TABLE? 281 00:10:33,278 --> 00:10:34,546 IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT OF WORK, 282 00:10:34,579 --> 00:10:37,649 BUT I HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANYTHING TODAY. 283 00:10:37,683 --> 00:10:39,418 WHO KNOWS WHAT'S IN THOSE BOXES? 284 00:10:39,451 --> 00:10:41,953 BUT AS THEY SAY, "NO GUTS, NO GLORY." 285 00:10:41,987 --> 00:10:45,424 WHATEVER IT COSTS, I'M GONNA GO FOR IT. 286 00:10:47,159 --> 00:10:49,528 - WHO NEEDS IT? HOW MUCH FOR IT? 287 00:10:49,695 --> 00:10:52,164 - THEY STARTED THE BID AT $500? 288 00:10:52,197 --> 00:10:54,199 THERE ARE SOME AMATEURS HERE TODAY. 289 00:10:54,232 --> 00:10:56,234 - $600, ANYBODY BID $600? $600 HERE. 290 00:10:56,268 --> 00:10:57,736 $700, $700? - YES, SIR! 291 00:10:57,769 --> 00:10:59,471 - BID $800? $725. 292 00:10:59,504 --> 00:11:01,306 - $750. - $750--$775? 293 00:11:01,339 --> 00:11:03,408 $750. $775? 294 00:11:03,508 --> 00:11:04,443 - WHY ISN'T VICTOR BIDDING? 295 00:11:04,476 --> 00:11:05,477 - $775? 296 00:11:05,510 --> 00:11:06,578 $800, PUT ANOTHER DOWN. 297 00:11:06,611 --> 00:11:07,979 $825, $825? 298 00:11:08,046 --> 00:11:09,014 $850, WANT TO BID $850? 299 00:11:09,047 --> 00:11:10,148 $875, $875? 300 00:11:10,182 --> 00:11:12,250 $850... 301 00:11:12,317 --> 00:11:13,652 SELL IT RIGHT HERE, $850. 302 00:11:13,685 --> 00:11:14,753 - YES, SIR. 303 00:11:15,153 --> 00:11:16,688 - HE DOESN'T KNOW MUCH, 304 00:11:16,788 --> 00:11:20,792 'CAUSE THAT IS NOWHERE WORTH ANYWHERE NEAR 300 BUCKS. 305 00:11:20,826 --> 00:11:22,394 - I'M NOT GONNA LET VICTOR GET ME DOWN. 306 00:11:22,427 --> 00:11:24,162 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S INSIDE. 307 00:11:24,196 --> 00:11:26,698 - I'M NOT SAYING THAT ROY IS COMPLETELY CLUELESS. 308 00:11:26,798 --> 00:11:28,734 I'M JUST SAYING THAT YOU DON'T SEE ME TRYING OUT 309 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,236 FOR THE DALLAS COWBOYS. 310 00:11:34,005 --> 00:11:34,940 AND THERE SHE IS. 311 00:11:34,973 --> 00:11:36,141 I SCORED THE TOUCHDOWN OF THE DAY 312 00:11:36,174 --> 00:11:37,876 WITH THIS HOT TUB UNIT. 313 00:11:37,909 --> 00:11:40,045 NOW I'M GONNA GO BACK AND TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT ELSE IS IN THERE. 314 00:11:40,078 --> 00:11:41,513 FISH TANK'S PRETTY INTERESTING. 315 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,782 IT'S PROBABLY 70, 80 BUCKS, USED. 316 00:11:43,815 --> 00:11:44,783 SHAMPOOER. 317 00:11:44,950 --> 00:11:47,452 $20, $30 BILL, USED. 318 00:11:47,486 --> 00:11:49,087 THESE ARE NICE WOODEN TABLES. 319 00:11:49,121 --> 00:11:50,422 THAT'S A $20 BILL RIGHT THERE. 320 00:11:50,455 --> 00:11:52,224 OH, I LOVE THIS. 321 00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:55,761 PEOPLE PACK THEIR OLD BATH MATS. 322 00:11:55,827 --> 00:11:57,796 MAKES THE ROOM SMELL LIKE PEE. 323 00:11:57,863 --> 00:12:00,098 I THINK I'LL HAVE TO SET THE BATH MAT ON FIRE, 324 00:12:00,132 --> 00:12:02,501 BUT THIS OTHER STUFF WILL FIT PERFECTLY IN MY STORE. 325 00:12:02,567 --> 00:12:06,171 THE REAL DEAL IS THE HOT TUB, AND IT IS IN 326 00:12:06,271 --> 00:12:08,774 WHAT I COULD TELL IS NEARLY-NEW CONDITION. 327 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,542 [grunts] 328 00:12:10,575 --> 00:12:12,110 ALL RIGHT, NOT TOO BAD. 329 00:12:12,144 --> 00:12:13,145 AH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 330 00:12:13,211 --> 00:12:15,046 IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT, YOU KNOW, 331 00:12:15,113 --> 00:12:17,582 I DO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF KNOWLEDGE ON HOT TUBS. 332 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:20,719 THIS IS OVER $3,000 RETAIL HERE. 333 00:12:20,786 --> 00:12:23,088 IF THE HOT TUB RETAILS FOR ABOUT 3,000, 334 00:12:23,188 --> 00:12:26,024 I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET ABOUT $1,500. 335 00:12:26,057 --> 00:12:28,093 THE HOT TUB LOOKS TO BE IN GREAT CONDITION. 336 00:12:28,193 --> 00:12:31,096 ALL I GOT TO DO IS PLUG IT IN, MAKE SURE IT WORKS, 337 00:12:31,129 --> 00:12:32,531 AND I'LL BE SWIMMING IN IT. 338 00:12:32,564 --> 00:12:34,866 GOD, I MAKE THIS [bleep] LOOK EASY. 339 00:12:36,802 --> 00:12:37,869 - I BOUGHT A UNIT JUST BECAUSE 340 00:12:37,903 --> 00:12:39,337 VICTOR WAS PUSHING ME AROUND ALL DAY. 341 00:12:39,437 --> 00:12:40,739 HE SAID THIS UNIT IS GARBAGE. 342 00:12:40,806 --> 00:12:42,407 I THINK THIS UNIT IS GONNA PAY OFF. 343 00:12:42,507 --> 00:12:43,809 TIME TO FIND OUT WHO'S RIGHT. 344 00:12:43,842 --> 00:12:46,545 ALL RIGHT. 345 00:12:46,578 --> 00:12:48,213 I THOUGHT IT WAS A POKER TABLE, 346 00:12:48,246 --> 00:12:50,382 BUT IT HAS HOLES IN IT, LIKE, "MM-MMM." 347 00:12:50,415 --> 00:12:51,650 I HAVE NO CLUE. 348 00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:53,118 THAT POKER TABLE, IF YOU CAN EVEN CALL IT THAT, 349 00:12:53,218 --> 00:12:55,687 IS STAINED AND IN REAL BAD SHAPE. 350 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,757 UH, SO GENUINE LEATHER. 351 00:12:58,790 --> 00:13:00,859 I BOUGHT NASTY CLOTHES. 352 00:13:00,892 --> 00:13:02,894 I MISSED A FEW DETAILS WHEN I LOOKED IN HERE. 353 00:13:02,961 --> 00:13:05,530 LITTLE DESK FOR YOUR OFFICE, 354 00:13:05,564 --> 00:13:07,232 BUT IT'S MISSING THE LITTLE WOOD. 355 00:13:07,299 --> 00:13:09,334 [grunts] THAT'S SOME SPEAKERS. 356 00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:13,572 EASILY SELL THAT FOR MAYBE 50, 60 BUCKS. 357 00:13:13,605 --> 00:13:15,507 I SPENT, LIKE, $850 FOR THIS UNIT, 358 00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:18,543 SO HOPEFULLY I CAN MAKE SOME KIND OF MONEY BACK. 359 00:13:18,577 --> 00:13:21,713 YOU KNOW, I HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT VICTOR WAS RIGHT. 360 00:13:26,885 --> 00:13:29,955 "LITTLE PROFESSOR"? 361 00:13:29,988 --> 00:13:33,291 LOOKS LIKE A CALCULATOR-- AN OLD-SCHOOL CALCULATOR. 362 00:13:33,325 --> 00:13:36,127 I'M GONNA HOLD ONTO THIS AND SEE IF IT'S WORTH ANYTHING. 363 00:13:36,361 --> 00:13:38,597 THE UNIT LOOKS LIKE A BUST, BUT YOU KNOW, 364 00:13:38,630 --> 00:13:40,031 VINTAGE STUFF LIKE THIS CALCULATOR, 365 00:13:40,065 --> 00:13:41,499 GOTTA BE WORTH SOME MONEY. 366 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,268 MAN, YOU KNOW, THIS CALCULATOR'S MY HAIL MARY. 367 00:13:43,368 --> 00:13:46,471 THIS IS MY LAST HOPE. 368 00:13:47,873 --> 00:13:48,840 - TRUCK'S HERE. 369 00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:50,642 SO RIGHT NOW WE'RE BACK AT OUR WAREHOUSE 370 00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:53,178 IN LAMPASAS, TEXAS, TO UNLOAD THAT GREAT FURNITURE UNIT 371 00:13:53,278 --> 00:13:54,713 THAT WE GOT AT AN AUCTION. 372 00:13:54,813 --> 00:13:56,514 - THE TRAILER'S HERE WITH ALL THE FURNITURE. 373 00:13:56,581 --> 00:13:58,650 WHOOP-DEE-DO. 374 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,585 - OPEN IT UP, LET'S GO, IT'S HOT. 375 00:14:00,652 --> 00:14:02,420 AND THERE'S OUR MONEY, RIGHT THERE. 376 00:14:02,454 --> 00:14:04,890 REFRIGERATOR--THAT'LL BREAK US OUT OF THE UNIT. 377 00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:06,725 LET'S GET THE FRIDGE OFF FIRST. 378 00:14:06,791 --> 00:14:07,726 - WE'RE DEFINITELY GONNA HAVE TO GET 379 00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:09,060 THIS REFRIGERATOR APPRAISED. 380 00:14:09,094 --> 00:14:10,729 IT'S UNLIKE ANY OTHER ONE WE'VE EVER FOUND. 381 00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:15,033 IT'S AMAZING. IT'S A REFRIGERATOR. 382 00:14:15,066 --> 00:14:16,701 - THERE'S A $100 BILL. 383 00:14:16,735 --> 00:14:17,936 THAT'S MONEY. 384 00:14:17,969 --> 00:14:19,471 - FOR A SOFA-LOVE? - SOFA-LOVE, YEAH. 385 00:14:19,504 --> 00:14:21,673 - PROBABLY BE ABOUT $300-$400. 386 00:14:21,706 --> 00:14:24,476 - THIS IS THE BREAD AND BUTTER THAT I WAS HOPING FOR. 387 00:14:24,576 --> 00:14:26,011 WHAT'S ALL THAT STUFF IN THE FRONT, GUYS? 388 00:14:26,111 --> 00:14:28,680 - BOXES. - OH. 389 00:14:28,713 --> 00:14:32,617 WE LIKE BOXES, DON'T WE, BUB? 390 00:14:32,651 --> 00:14:34,552 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT 'EM. 391 00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:36,354 WOW, ARE THOSE YOUR SIZE? 392 00:14:36,388 --> 00:14:37,756 - FISHING BOOTS. - OH, FISHING BOOTS. 393 00:14:37,856 --> 00:14:38,890 OH, THAT'S GOOD. 394 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,028 - WHAT THE-- HMM. 395 00:14:43,061 --> 00:14:45,397 WHAT IS THAT? 396 00:14:45,430 --> 00:14:47,232 SOME KIND OF FIGURINE. 397 00:14:47,265 --> 00:14:48,767 WHAT DOES THAT SAY? - THAT PORCELAIN? 398 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,201 - YEAH. 399 00:14:50,235 --> 00:14:52,737 - "CALAMITY JANE." - "CALAMITY JANE." 400 00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,906 HERE'S ANOTHER SOMETHING. 401 00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:56,875 HEY. WHO'S THAT GUY? 402 00:14:56,908 --> 00:14:58,276 "WILD BILL HICKOK." 403 00:14:58,376 --> 00:14:59,711 - IT'S PRETTY NICE. 404 00:14:59,778 --> 00:15:01,746 - WE MAY BE ONTO A COLLECTION OR SOMETHING HERE, BUBBA. 405 00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:03,648 "BILLY THE KID." 406 00:15:03,682 --> 00:15:04,983 - ONE IS A TCHOTCHKE. 407 00:15:05,016 --> 00:15:06,051 - "WYATT EARP." 408 00:15:06,084 --> 00:15:07,218 - TWO IS A KNICKKNACK. 409 00:15:07,252 --> 00:15:08,453 "DOC HOLIDAY." 410 00:15:08,553 --> 00:15:11,323 I'VE GOT JESSE JAMES. 411 00:15:11,356 --> 00:15:13,224 BUT MORE THAN THAT, AND YOU HAVE A COLLECTION. 412 00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:15,026 AND COLLECTIONS ARE WORTH MONEY. 413 00:15:15,126 --> 00:15:16,194 [chuckles] 414 00:15:16,227 --> 00:15:18,463 - FINALLY, BUBBA CRACKS A SMILE. 415 00:15:18,530 --> 00:15:20,231 - WELL, NOW I WISH WE HAD MORE BOXES. 416 00:15:20,265 --> 00:15:22,133 - SO THERE'S SEVEN FIGURINES. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 417 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,401 YOU THINK THEY'RE WORTH ANYTHING? 418 00:15:23,501 --> 00:15:24,803 - I THINK SO. 419 00:15:24,869 --> 00:15:25,971 THERE'S PEOPLE THAT COLLECT THIS KIND OF STUFF. 420 00:15:26,004 --> 00:15:27,772 - FOR ME, IT'S-- THE FURNITURE'S PLENTY, 421 00:15:27,872 --> 00:15:29,174 AND BUBBA'S REALLY JAZZED ABOUT THIS 422 00:15:29,274 --> 00:15:30,475 LITTLE COLLECTION OF COWBOYS. 423 00:15:30,508 --> 00:15:32,110 HEY, HIS HEAD MOVES. 424 00:15:32,143 --> 00:15:33,445 WHAT IS THAT? 425 00:15:35,313 --> 00:15:37,248 HMM, THAT HAD WHISKEY IN IT. 426 00:15:37,315 --> 00:15:39,017 - WHY IS THERE WHISKEY IN THIS FIGURINE? 427 00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:41,519 I DIDN'T STORE WHISKEY IN MY G.I. JOES. 428 00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:43,588 - WHOO! WILD BILL IS WILD BILL. 429 00:15:43,621 --> 00:15:45,323 SMELL THAT. 430 00:15:45,357 --> 00:15:47,058 - I HAVE NO IDEA WHY PEOPLE WOULD HIDE LIQUOR 431 00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:48,059 IN THESE LITTLE COWBOYS. 432 00:15:48,126 --> 00:15:49,427 MIGHT HAVE BEEN A PROHIBITION THING. 433 00:15:49,461 --> 00:15:52,263 NOW THAT'S SOMETHING I CAN ACTUALLY GET EXCITED ABOUT. 434 00:15:54,566 --> 00:15:57,235 - MISS LESA SAY WE GOTTA GET THE SUNGLASSES CHECKED OUT. 435 00:15:57,268 --> 00:15:59,571 I THINK WE NEED TO CONCENTRATE ON SELLING THE OTHER STUFF 436 00:15:59,637 --> 00:16:00,572 WE FOUND IN THE LOCKER. 437 00:16:00,605 --> 00:16:01,606 - HI. - HI, HOW YOU DOING? 438 00:16:01,639 --> 00:16:02,774 - I'M DOING GOOD, THANKS. 439 00:16:02,807 --> 00:16:04,743 - I HAVE THIS PAIR THAT'S IN HERE THAT-- 440 00:16:04,776 --> 00:16:06,878 I THINK THEY'RE DIFFERENT. 441 00:16:06,911 --> 00:16:08,413 - OKAY, YEAH. 442 00:16:08,446 --> 00:16:09,781 - THEY'RE, UM... UGLY. 443 00:16:09,814 --> 00:16:11,683 OH! [laughs] SORRY. 444 00:16:11,716 --> 00:16:14,152 - THOSE AREN'T UGLY, THAT'S EUROPEAN. 445 00:16:14,185 --> 00:16:15,153 - OH, OKAY. 446 00:16:15,186 --> 00:16:17,722 - IT'S A VERY INTERESTING DESIGN. 447 00:16:17,756 --> 00:16:21,559 LOOKS LIKE, UH, MAYBE LATE '50s, EARLY '60s. 448 00:16:21,626 --> 00:16:23,628 SAYS, "HANDMADE IN FRANCE," ON HERE, SO-- 449 00:16:23,661 --> 00:16:25,530 - [clears throat] ALL RIGHT. 450 00:16:25,663 --> 00:16:27,565 - LIKE, MAYBE, UH, MAYBE SOMETHING, 451 00:16:27,599 --> 00:16:29,467 IF IT WAS IN AMERICA, ELVIS MIGHT WEAR. 452 00:16:29,501 --> 00:16:31,169 - UH, NO, ELTON JOHN. 453 00:16:31,202 --> 00:16:32,270 - ELTON JOHN? - ELTON JOHN. 454 00:16:32,303 --> 00:16:34,939 HE WOULD LOOK GOOD IN THOSE. [laughter] 455 00:16:34,973 --> 00:16:37,342 - BY JUST LOOKING AT THEM RIGHT NOW, BASED ON THE TIME PERIOD, 456 00:16:37,409 --> 00:16:42,580 BEING FROM--I'M GUESSING FROM THE MID-60s, PROBABLY... 457 00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:47,352 $500. 458 00:16:47,452 --> 00:16:49,054 - WHO--WHO--WHO DA BOSS? 459 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:50,688 - [laughs] - WHO DA BOSS? 460 00:16:50,722 --> 00:16:52,257 - $500, FOR THOSE UGLY THINGS? 461 00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:53,525 - YOU'RE GONNA FIND-- YOU'RE GONNA FIND SOMEBODY 462 00:16:53,558 --> 00:16:54,959 THAT'S GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH THESE. 463 00:16:54,993 --> 00:16:56,194 - REALLY? - AND THAT PERSON 464 00:16:56,227 --> 00:16:57,195 IS GONNA PAY THE MONEY FOR THEM. 465 00:16:57,228 --> 00:16:58,396 - MY WORD. 466 00:16:58,430 --> 00:17:00,565 - THANK YOU. - THANK YOU. 467 00:17:00,598 --> 00:17:02,567 - WITH THE ITEMS IN THE UNIT AND THE SUNGLASSES, 468 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,936 WE HAVE $500 IN PROFIT. 469 00:17:05,003 --> 00:17:06,304 SHE MIGHT BE THE BOSS, 470 00:17:06,337 --> 00:17:09,507 THANK GOD SHE AIN'T THE ACCOUNTANT. 471 00:17:12,143 --> 00:17:13,244 [doorbell chimes] 472 00:17:13,344 --> 00:17:15,080 - HEY. 473 00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:16,815 UNFORTUNATELY, THE CALCULATOR WAS THE ONLY GOOD THING 474 00:17:16,848 --> 00:17:18,116 I FOUND IN MY UNIT. 475 00:17:18,183 --> 00:17:19,484 IT'S MY LAST HOPE. 476 00:17:19,517 --> 00:17:20,952 THE REASON WHY I CAME HERE IS BECAUSE I BOUGHT 477 00:17:20,985 --> 00:17:23,488 THIS STORAGE UNIT, AND THIS CALCULATOR WAS IN IT. 478 00:17:23,521 --> 00:17:25,623 SO I WAS TRYING TO SEE HOW MUCH IT IS WORTH. 479 00:17:25,723 --> 00:17:27,625 - I GOT YOU. THIS IS THE LITTLE PROFESSOR. 480 00:17:27,659 --> 00:17:29,894 IT WAS MADE BY T.I. BACK IN THE '70s. 481 00:17:29,928 --> 00:17:32,130 YOURS WAS MADE IN '76. 482 00:17:32,297 --> 00:17:34,799 IT'S VINTAGE, DEFINITELY. 483 00:17:34,899 --> 00:17:37,469 IT ACTUALLY ISN'T A CALCULATOR IN THE TRADITIONAL SENSE. 484 00:17:37,502 --> 00:17:39,471 IT WAS USED TO TEACH MATH. - OKAY. 485 00:17:39,537 --> 00:17:41,506 - SO IT'S LIKE ONE OF THE FIRST 486 00:17:41,539 --> 00:17:44,008 HANDHELD ELECTRONIC DEVICES WITH EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES. 487 00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:45,110 - OKAY. 488 00:17:45,143 --> 00:17:47,078 I KNOW THIS CALCULATOR HAS TO BE WORTH SOMETHING. 489 00:17:47,112 --> 00:17:49,481 SO THE MILLION-DOLLAR QUESTION. - YEAH? 490 00:17:49,514 --> 00:17:51,549 - HOW MUCH IS MY CALCULATOR WORTH? 491 00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:54,119 - WELL, UH, YOUR LITTLE PROFESSOR, 492 00:17:54,152 --> 00:17:55,320 IT'S A REALLY EARLY MODEL, UH, 493 00:17:55,353 --> 00:17:57,188 IT'S STILL GOT THE PAPER ON IT, 494 00:17:57,222 --> 00:17:58,556 THE PROFESSOR LOOKS GOOD. 495 00:17:58,590 --> 00:17:59,958 - LOOKS GREAT. 496 00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:02,560 - PROBABLY IN THIS CONDITION... 497 00:18:02,727 --> 00:18:06,264 LOOKING AT ABOUT 30 BUCKS. 498 00:18:06,464 --> 00:18:07,465 - DAMN. 499 00:18:07,499 --> 00:18:09,467 IT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR. [laughs] 500 00:18:09,501 --> 00:18:10,768 - I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 501 00:18:10,835 --> 00:18:12,904 IT'S A REALLY COOL PIECE THOUGH. 502 00:18:12,971 --> 00:18:14,506 - I MIGHT AS WELL GO AHEAD AND KEEP THIS ANYWAY, 503 00:18:14,539 --> 00:18:17,108 BECAUSE I NEED TO GET MY CALCULATIONS RIGHT, 504 00:18:17,142 --> 00:18:18,476 'CAUSE I'M SPENDING MORE MONEY THAN I'M MAKING 505 00:18:18,510 --> 00:18:19,344 ON THESE STORAGE UNITS. 506 00:18:19,377 --> 00:18:21,045 - OUCH. THANKS FOR STOPPING BY, MAN. 507 00:18:21,079 --> 00:18:22,514 COME BACK AND SEE US. - YES, HAVE A GREAT DAY. 508 00:18:22,547 --> 00:18:24,482 LITTLE PROFESSOR DIDN'T ADD UP. 509 00:18:24,516 --> 00:18:25,917 I MAY HAVE BEEN BEAT TODAY, 510 00:18:25,950 --> 00:18:27,886 BUT I'LL BE BACK WITH A DIFFERENT PLAYBOOK. 511 00:18:31,623 --> 00:18:32,824 - A BUDDY OF MINE IN DALLAS, 512 00:18:32,857 --> 00:18:34,792 HE RECOMMENDED THIS FAMILY- RUN SHOP 513 00:18:34,826 --> 00:18:37,462 THAT SELLS LOTS OF COLLECTIBLES. 514 00:18:38,763 --> 00:18:40,131 - HOPEFULLY, THESE FOLKS CAN TELL US 515 00:18:40,165 --> 00:18:41,900 WHAT THESE LITTLE ALCOHOLIC COWBOYS ARE, 516 00:18:41,933 --> 00:18:42,834 AND WHAT THEY'RE WORTH. 517 00:18:42,867 --> 00:18:45,203 - THEY DEFINITELY REEK OF LIQUOR, SO-- 518 00:18:45,270 --> 00:18:46,204 [laughter] 519 00:18:46,237 --> 00:18:48,039 - SO WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS THE-- 520 00:18:48,139 --> 00:18:50,475 THEY'RE THE GUNFIGHTER SERIES OF DECANTERS. 521 00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:52,911 THE SIZE IS REALLY COOL. 522 00:18:52,944 --> 00:18:54,312 NORMALLY, IN DECANTERS, THEY'RE A LOT BIGGER. 523 00:18:54,345 --> 00:18:55,713 - BIG AND OVER--YEAH. 524 00:18:55,747 --> 00:18:57,448 - AND KIND OF BULKY AND KIND OF CLUNKY-LOOKING, 525 00:18:57,482 --> 00:19:00,185 BUT THESE HAVE KIND OF A NICE-- A LOT OF DETAIL, HAND-PAINTED. 526 00:19:00,218 --> 00:19:01,853 IT'S MADE BY MCCORMICK, AND THEY WERE MADE 527 00:19:02,187 --> 00:19:03,588 PROBABLY IN THE EARLY '70s. 528 00:19:03,621 --> 00:19:06,124 THEY WERE WHISKEY DECANTERS, FILLED WITH SOME SORT OF SPIRIT, 529 00:19:06,157 --> 00:19:10,495 AND, UH, WE'VE SEEN A COMPLETE SET OF THESE, WHICH-- 530 00:19:10,528 --> 00:19:12,263 I THINK THERE'S 12 OF THEM-- 531 00:19:12,363 --> 00:19:13,898 WITH THE ORIGINAL BOXES AND THE PAPERWORK 532 00:19:13,932 --> 00:19:17,902 GO FOR AS HIGH AS HIGH AS $2,000. 533 00:19:17,936 --> 00:19:20,305 - [stutters] 2 GRAND? 534 00:19:20,338 --> 00:19:21,706 [laughs] 535 00:19:22,006 --> 00:19:23,975 SOME PEOPLE ARE SERIOUS ABOUT HIDING THEIR WHISKEY. 536 00:19:24,008 --> 00:19:24,876 - YOU HAVE EIGHT. 537 00:19:24,909 --> 00:19:26,411 ONE OF 'EM IS MISSING HIS HEAD, 538 00:19:26,444 --> 00:19:28,046 ONE OF THEM I NOTICED HAD A LITTLE CHIP ON IT, WHICH-- 539 00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:30,048 - OKAY, WELL, HE GOT SHOT, MAYBE. 540 00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:31,082 - TAKES THE VALUE WAY DOWN. 541 00:19:31,115 --> 00:19:32,717 - "HE GOT SHOT." - [laughs] 542 00:19:32,817 --> 00:19:34,986 - BUT, STILL, IT'S COOL FOR WHAT IT IS. 543 00:19:35,019 --> 00:19:39,591 AND I THINK, YOU KNOW, ANYWHERE FROM... 544 00:19:39,624 --> 00:19:42,994 $250 TO $300. 545 00:19:43,061 --> 00:19:44,062 - THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT. 546 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:45,630 - FROM $2,000 TO $300? 547 00:19:45,730 --> 00:19:46,931 [bleep] 548 00:19:46,965 --> 00:19:48,399 - THE ORIGINAL BOXES MEANS A LOT, AND... 549 00:19:48,433 --> 00:19:49,801 - YEAH, I UNDERSTAND THAT. 550 00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:51,669 - AND THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T HAVE THE COMPLETE SET. 551 00:19:51,703 --> 00:19:54,005 - IF NOT FOR THE FURNITURE, WE WOULD HAVE LOST MONEY. 552 00:19:54,038 --> 00:19:56,107 IT'S NOT AS EXCITING AS BUBBA LIKES, 553 00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:58,476 BUT IT'S THE BREAD AND BUTTER THAT'LL MAKE YOU THE GRAVY. 554 00:19:58,509 --> 00:19:59,877 - OKAY. - APPRECIATE YOUR TIME. 555 00:19:59,978 --> 00:20:00,878 - THANK YOU. - MM-HMM. 556 00:20:00,945 --> 00:20:03,848 - MMM, I'M HUNGRY. 557 00:20:03,881 --> 00:20:06,050 narrator: THE BIG WINNER WAS LESA LEWIS, 558 00:20:06,084 --> 00:20:10,088 KEEPING HER LIGHTS ON AND FINDING A $900 PROFIT 559 00:20:10,188 --> 00:20:12,523 WITH HER FRENCH SUNGLASSES. 560 00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:15,994 RICKY AND BUBBA SCORED AN $850 PROFIT 561 00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:19,764 WITH THEIR BREAD, BUTTER, AND WHISKEY UNIT. 562 00:20:19,797 --> 00:20:23,801 VICTOR RJESNJANSKY SOAKED IN A $730 PROFIT 563 00:20:23,835 --> 00:20:24,836 ON HIS HOT TUB, 564 00:20:25,303 --> 00:20:28,973 WHILE ROY WILLIAMS MADE A GRAVE MISCALCULATION, 565 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,510 PAYING 700 BUCKS FOR HIS LITTLE PROFESSOR. 566 00:20:34,078 --> 00:20:35,546 - WHO'S YOUR DADDY? 567 00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:37,482 - [laughs] - HUH? 568 00:20:37,515 --> 00:20:41,152 BEFORE I SELL MY HOT TUB FOR A COOL $1,500... 569 00:20:41,185 --> 00:20:46,491 I DECIDED TO MAKE SURE IT WAS IN PERFECT WORKING ORDER. 570 00:20:46,524 --> 00:20:47,458 [laughs] 571 00:20:47,492 --> 00:20:50,461 MAKE ME A HAMBURGER. 572 00:20:50,495 --> 00:20:52,897 - THIS IS THE LIFE. - WHAT A GOOD LIFE. 573 00:20:52,930 --> 00:20:55,700 - HERE'S TO A GOOD SCORE. 574 00:20:55,733 --> 00:20:57,935 DOESN'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THIS.