1 00:00:07,353 --> 00:00:11,323 - WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... 2 00:00:11,424 --> 00:00:13,626 IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, 3 00:00:13,726 --> 00:00:15,928 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 4 00:00:16,028 --> 00:00:17,363 - THAT'S THE PRIZE. 5 00:00:17,463 --> 00:00:19,598 - ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 6 00:00:19,698 --> 00:00:20,599 - YEAH. - RIGHT HERE! 7 00:00:20,699 --> 00:00:21,934 - YEAH! 8 00:00:22,034 --> 00:00:23,135 - COMING UP... 9 00:00:23,235 --> 00:00:25,004 - OH! 10 00:00:25,104 --> 00:00:27,206 - ALL THESE AMATEURS HERE, THEY JUST SEE THE JUNK. 11 00:00:27,306 --> 00:00:30,876 I'M LOCKED ONTO THAT LITTLE BLACK BOX. 12 00:00:30,976 --> 00:00:33,813 THERE WE GO. 13 00:00:33,913 --> 00:00:35,347 - HOLD ON A MINUTE. 14 00:00:35,448 --> 00:00:37,249 THOUGHT I HEARD SOMETHING RATTLE. 15 00:00:37,349 --> 00:00:38,350 - WHAT IS THAT? - SOME KIND OF MEDAL. 16 00:00:38,451 --> 00:00:40,019 - I WILL TELL YOU EXACTLY TO HIS FACE. 17 00:00:40,119 --> 00:00:42,221 I DON'T LIKE VIC. 18 00:00:42,321 --> 00:00:43,222 - I HOPE MISS LESA SPANKS SOME ASS. 19 00:00:43,322 --> 00:00:45,591 [firing] - AAH! 20 00:01:16,055 --> 00:01:18,257 - AND IT'S SOLD! 21 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:22,895 - TODAY, WE'RE TRAVELIN' WEST AGAIN 22 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:25,698 FROM DALLAS TO FORT WORTH, TEXAS. 23 00:01:25,798 --> 00:01:28,467 - THIS IS WHERE ALL THE COWBOYS ENDED UP 24 00:01:28,567 --> 00:01:31,003 WHEN ALL THE YUPPIES CHASED 'EM OUTTA THE CITY. 25 00:01:31,103 --> 00:01:33,973 - SO, WE MIGHT FIND WESTERN COLLECTIBLES. 26 00:01:34,073 --> 00:01:37,610 - AND HOPEFULLY SOME OTHER ITEMS GEARED TOWARDS COUNTRY FOLK. 27 00:01:39,545 --> 00:01:41,180 - I WONDER IF HE'S GONNA SHOW UP. 28 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:42,681 JUST RECENTLY, ON AN APPRAISAL, 29 00:01:42,781 --> 00:01:44,316 BUBBA AND I CROSSED PATHS 30 00:01:44,416 --> 00:01:46,452 WITH PRO FOOTBALL PLAYER ROY WILLIAMS. 31 00:01:46,552 --> 00:01:48,087 - YOU SHOULD COME WITH US SOMETIME. 32 00:01:48,187 --> 00:01:49,522 CHECK IT OUT. - I WOULD LOVE TO. 33 00:01:49,622 --> 00:01:51,157 - THAT HIM? 34 00:01:51,257 --> 00:01:54,927 I BELIEVE IT IS. 35 00:01:58,264 --> 00:02:00,399 - I'VE ALWAYS BEEN CURIOUS ABOUT STORAGE AUCTIONS. 36 00:02:00,499 --> 00:02:02,001 JUST LIKE POKER, JUST LIKE FOOTBALL. 37 00:02:02,101 --> 00:02:03,602 IT'S COMPETITION. 38 00:02:03,702 --> 00:02:05,137 I MADE A LITTLE POCKET CHANGE IN SPORTS. 39 00:02:05,237 --> 00:02:06,772 AND I'M READY FOR A NEW CHALLENGE. 40 00:02:06,872 --> 00:02:08,073 I HAVE NO CLUE. 41 00:02:08,174 --> 00:02:10,142 - WE'LL WALK YOU THROUGH IT, DON'T WORRY. 42 00:02:10,242 --> 00:02:11,410 - EVERYTHING WE GET TODAY, 43 00:02:11,510 --> 00:02:12,811 ROY, BUBBA, AND I ARE GONNA SPLIT IT THREE WAYS. 44 00:02:12,912 --> 00:02:15,080 - I THINK THAT MIGHT BE THAT FOOTBALL PLAYER ROY WILLIAMS 45 00:02:15,181 --> 00:02:16,482 STANDIN' AGAINST THE WALL OVER THERE. 46 00:02:16,582 --> 00:02:18,851 I'M NOT GONNA OUTBID HIM, HE'LL TACKLE ME. 47 00:02:18,951 --> 00:02:21,220 - THIS THE ROY WILLIAMS THAT LEFT OUR COWBOYS 48 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:22,288 FOR THE BEARS? 49 00:02:22,388 --> 00:02:23,722 WHAT'S HE DOIN' HERE? 50 00:02:23,822 --> 00:02:25,891 - WHAT'S GOIN' ON, MAN? HOW YOU DOIN'? I'M ROY. 51 00:02:25,991 --> 00:02:26,959 - WHAT'S UP, ROY WILLIAMS? 52 00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:28,294 - HOW YOU DOIN'? NICE TO MEET YOU. 53 00:02:28,394 --> 00:02:29,628 WHY'RE YOU JUST LOOKIN' ME UP AND DOWN? 54 00:02:29,728 --> 00:02:30,763 WHY'RE YOU SIZIN' ME UP, MY MAN? 55 00:02:30,863 --> 00:02:33,766 [laughter] 56 00:02:33,866 --> 00:02:35,467 DAMN. 57 00:02:35,568 --> 00:02:37,269 - I DON'T TRUST THIS GUY. 58 00:02:37,369 --> 00:02:41,173 - RIGHT OFF THE BAT, I CAN TELL ROY IS READY TO PLAY. 59 00:02:41,273 --> 00:02:42,408 AND I LOVE IT. 60 00:02:42,508 --> 00:02:43,842 - SO, YOU--YOU DO, LIKE-- 61 00:02:43,943 --> 00:02:45,711 YOU'RE A FOOTBALL PLAYER, AND YOU DO WHAT WE DO. 62 00:02:45,811 --> 00:02:46,812 - YEAH. 63 00:02:46,912 --> 00:02:48,881 - DID YOU LEAVE AFTER THE YEAR THAT, UH-- 64 00:02:48,981 --> 00:02:50,115 - WANNA JOIN IN ON OUR CONVERSATION, LESA? 65 00:02:50,216 --> 00:02:52,017 I'LL WELCOME YOU IN. 66 00:02:52,117 --> 00:02:53,018 - I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE IN ON THIS CONVERSATION. 67 00:02:53,118 --> 00:02:54,520 WHAT'RE YOU TRYIN' TO DO? 68 00:02:54,620 --> 00:02:55,754 - YOU DON'T LIKE VIC? - SHE DON'T LIKE ME. 69 00:02:55,854 --> 00:02:57,189 - NO, I DON'T LIKE VIC. - WHY? WHAT HAPPENED? 70 00:02:57,289 --> 00:02:58,791 - I WILL TELL YOU EXACTLY TO HIS FACE. 71 00:02:58,891 --> 00:03:01,627 I DON'T LIKE VIC. 72 00:03:01,727 --> 00:03:03,629 - I MET LESA ABOUT FOUR YEARS AGO AT AN AUCTION. 73 00:03:03,729 --> 00:03:05,397 WE DIDN'T HIT IT OFF. 74 00:03:05,497 --> 00:03:07,233 I'M IN LOVE WITH HER, ACTUALLY. - HE'S ARROGANT. 75 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:08,968 - SOMETIMES I GET A LITTLE SARCASTIC WITH HER 76 00:03:09,068 --> 00:03:10,202 TO GET IN HER HEAD. 77 00:03:10,302 --> 00:03:11,971 IF I COULD THROW YOU OFF ON YOUR GAME ONE DAY, 78 00:03:12,071 --> 00:03:14,373 JUST GET INSIDE YOUR HEAD, THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 79 00:03:14,473 --> 00:03:16,242 - HE'S GOT UGLY WORDS COMIN' OUTTA HIS MOUTH. 80 00:03:16,342 --> 00:03:17,276 - CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 81 00:03:17,376 --> 00:03:18,577 - HE SAID SOMETHING UGLY TO YOU? 82 00:03:18,677 --> 00:03:20,980 - VICTOR HAS BEEN ANNOYING ME FOR FOUR YEARS, NOW. 83 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:22,915 I GOT A LOTTA NEW CUSTOMERS TO BUY FOR. 84 00:03:23,015 --> 00:03:25,651 I DON'T NEED ALL THIS CRAP IN MY HEAD, YOU KNOW? 85 00:03:25,751 --> 00:03:27,052 AND HE'S ALL UP IN THAT-- 86 00:03:27,152 --> 00:03:28,887 AND THEN HE'S TALLER THAN I AM TOO, 87 00:03:28,988 --> 00:03:30,389 SO I'M TRYING TO WEAR HEELS NOW. 88 00:03:30,489 --> 00:03:31,457 - TELL ME, HE SAID SOMETHING UGLY TO YOU? 89 00:03:31,557 --> 00:03:32,491 WHAT DID HE SAY? 90 00:03:32,591 --> 00:03:33,626 - I'M NOT GOING TO REPEAT IT. 91 00:03:33,726 --> 00:03:34,627 - [gasps] - I WON'T REPEAT IT. 92 00:03:34,727 --> 00:03:35,828 - OH, WOW. 93 00:03:35,928 --> 00:03:37,496 MAN, THESE PEOPLE ARE [bleep] CRAZY. 94 00:03:37,596 --> 00:03:39,064 - OKAY, GATHER 'ROUND, EVERYBODY. 95 00:03:39,164 --> 00:03:41,567 HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION... 96 00:03:41,667 --> 00:03:43,902 FIRST THING IS YOU'LL HAVE FIVE MINUTES 97 00:03:44,003 --> 00:03:45,571 TO LOOK AROUND AFTER WE OPEN THE DOOR. 98 00:03:45,671 --> 00:03:47,740 YOU'LL NOT BE ALLOWED TO TOUCH OR STEP INSIDE EACH LOCKER. 99 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:49,041 IT'S A CASH-ONLY SALE. 100 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:51,610 PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE TODAY. 101 00:03:51,710 --> 00:03:52,711 ARE YOU READY TO GO? 102 00:03:52,811 --> 00:03:53,846 all: YEAH! 103 00:03:53,946 --> 00:03:55,314 - HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! 104 00:03:55,414 --> 00:03:57,249 [cheers] 105 00:04:00,486 --> 00:04:02,955 - OH! - WHOA! 106 00:04:06,191 --> 00:04:07,393 - NICE, SMALL, LITTLE UNIT. 107 00:04:07,493 --> 00:04:08,994 WASHER AND DRYER IN HERE, THOUGH. 108 00:04:09,094 --> 00:04:10,029 - WASHER AND-- - WHY NOT? 109 00:04:10,129 --> 00:04:11,563 THIS WASHER AND DRYER 110 00:04:11,664 --> 00:04:13,232 WOULD BE A SNAP TO SELL TODAY. 111 00:04:13,332 --> 00:04:16,068 - OH, YEAH. I LIKE THE WASHER AND DRYER. 112 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:19,305 LOOKS GOOD. - WORK BOOTS. 113 00:04:19,405 --> 00:04:20,939 - WE GOT SOME BOXES. 114 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,308 AND IT'S GONNA GO HIGHER JUST 'CAUSE THE WASHER AND DRYER. 115 00:04:22,408 --> 00:04:23,309 - THANK YOU. 116 00:04:23,409 --> 00:04:24,576 - IT'S A NICE LOCKER. 117 00:04:24,677 --> 00:04:26,512 BUT I DON'T HAVE THE ROOM IN MY TRAILER 118 00:04:26,612 --> 00:04:27,913 FOR A WASHER AND DRYER SET. 119 00:04:28,013 --> 00:04:30,316 - WELL, COME ON DOWN AND GET SOME O' THAT 500. 120 00:04:30,416 --> 00:04:32,551 - I'M MIGHT GET SOME REEBOKS IN THIS ONE? AH! 121 00:04:32,651 --> 00:04:33,786 - SOME BOXES O' STUFF. 122 00:04:33,886 --> 00:04:35,220 MIGHT BE SOME GOODIES IN THOSE SHOEBOXES. 123 00:04:35,321 --> 00:04:36,322 - SOME COWBOY BOOTS, EVEN. 124 00:04:36,422 --> 00:04:37,756 - THERE YOU GO. - I'M GOOD. 125 00:04:40,993 --> 00:04:43,495 - ROY IS OBVIOUSLY NOT PLAYING THIS ONE CLOSE TO THE VEST. 126 00:04:43,595 --> 00:04:45,264 YOU DON'T WANNA TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU'RE 127 00:04:45,364 --> 00:04:46,265 INTERESTED IN THE UNIT. 128 00:04:46,365 --> 00:04:47,666 THAT JUST DRIVES THE PRICES UP. 129 00:04:47,766 --> 00:04:49,935 THEY KNOW YOU WANT IT, SO THEY'RE GONNA ROLL YOU UP. 130 00:04:50,035 --> 00:04:52,004 - INTIMIDATION ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME. 131 00:04:52,104 --> 00:04:53,672 I'M TELLIN' EVERYBODY I WANT THAT LOCKER. 132 00:04:53,772 --> 00:04:55,741 - OKAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 133 00:04:55,841 --> 00:04:57,876 READY TO SELL THIS ONE, NUMBER 43. 134 00:04:57,976 --> 00:04:59,611 LITTLE WASHER AND DRYER LOCKER, HERE. 135 00:04:59,712 --> 00:05:00,779 - 52 BUCKS. 136 00:05:00,879 --> 00:05:02,448 - THOUGHT YOU WAS SAYIN' 200. 137 00:05:02,548 --> 00:05:03,582 WHAT'M I BID HERE? 50! 138 00:05:03,682 --> 00:05:06,251 - ...TWO. 52. - 52! 139 00:05:06,352 --> 00:05:07,353 I'LL TAKE 52. 140 00:05:07,453 --> 00:05:08,587 NOW 75. ANYBODY GIVE 75? 141 00:05:08,687 --> 00:05:10,389 I HAVE 75. NOW 100. 142 00:05:10,489 --> 00:05:11,957 BIDDING 100. 143 00:05:12,057 --> 00:05:15,761 - HE'S NEW? I'M DEFINITELY RUNNING THIS GUY UP. 144 00:05:15,861 --> 00:05:17,096 - NOW A QUARTER--125. 145 00:05:17,196 --> 00:05:18,464 AND 50, BIDDING 150. 146 00:05:18,564 --> 00:05:21,300 NOW 75. 175... 147 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:22,835 175! 148 00:05:22,935 --> 00:05:24,803 I HAVE 175. NOW 200! 149 00:05:24,903 --> 00:05:26,038 TOOK TOO LONG! 150 00:05:26,138 --> 00:05:28,874 200. NOW A QUARTER. WE NEED 225. 225. 151 00:05:28,974 --> 00:05:30,309 SHE SAYS NO. 152 00:05:30,409 --> 00:05:31,310 225, IS THAT A YEAH? 153 00:05:31,410 --> 00:05:32,311 - YEAH. - 225. 154 00:05:32,411 --> 00:05:33,846 250, NOW 50. 155 00:05:33,946 --> 00:05:35,714 250? 250? 156 00:05:35,814 --> 00:05:37,282 SOLD IT, BUBBA. 157 00:05:37,383 --> 00:05:39,151 - YOU GOT IT. 158 00:05:39,251 --> 00:05:40,719 - SOLD IT, BUBBA, $225. 159 00:05:40,819 --> 00:05:42,321 - WHY DOES IT GOTTA BE RICKY AND BUBBA? 160 00:05:42,421 --> 00:05:43,856 WHAT ABOUT-- - RICKY, BUBBA, AND ROY! 161 00:05:43,956 --> 00:05:45,958 - AND ROY! - AND ROY! 162 00:05:46,058 --> 00:05:46,959 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S YOU. 163 00:05:47,059 --> 00:05:50,129 - THIS IS MY FIRST UNIT. [grunts] 164 00:05:50,229 --> 00:05:52,798 - WE JUST PAID 225 FOR A HUNDRED-DOLLAR LOCKER. 165 00:05:52,898 --> 00:05:54,666 - TEAMIN' UP WITH A CELEBRITY IS FUN, 166 00:05:54,767 --> 00:05:56,535 BUT NOT CHEAP. 167 00:05:59,138 --> 00:06:01,106 - OH! - [claps] 168 00:06:01,206 --> 00:06:04,543 - [whistles] - HOLD ONTO YOUR MONEY! 169 00:06:04,643 --> 00:06:05,744 - Y'ALL HOLD BACK! 170 00:06:05,844 --> 00:06:07,379 - THAT LOOKS LIKE SOME OLD JORDANS IN THERE. 171 00:06:07,479 --> 00:06:08,514 - WE'LL START THERE. - THE MICROWAVE. 172 00:06:08,614 --> 00:06:10,916 - MISSIN' DRAWERS, MESSED UP COUCH. 173 00:06:11,016 --> 00:06:12,251 - BUT SHE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S INSIDE THAT, UM... 174 00:06:12,351 --> 00:06:14,353 - THAT LITTLE BLACK BOX? - YEAH. 175 00:06:14,453 --> 00:06:15,921 - LOOKS LIKE A PISTOL CASE. 176 00:06:16,021 --> 00:06:17,923 I LIKE IT THAT ROY IS POINTING OUT SOME OBSCURE ITEMS, 177 00:06:18,023 --> 00:06:20,592 BUT A GUN CASE DOESN'T MEAN THERE'S A GUN. 178 00:06:20,692 --> 00:06:23,829 THIS UNIT'S NOT FOR US, ROY. NO. 179 00:06:23,929 --> 00:06:26,265 - GOT A POOPY SCOOTER, GOT A POOPY SEAT... 180 00:06:26,365 --> 00:06:28,200 THAT'S VICTOR'S UNIT, RIGHT THERE. 181 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:29,902 - MM-HMM. 182 00:06:30,002 --> 00:06:31,437 - PROCESSIN' THIS UNIT COST US TEN TIMES MORE 183 00:06:31,537 --> 00:06:32,471 THAN WHAT WE PAID FOR IT. 184 00:06:32,571 --> 00:06:33,472 - THIS LOOKS LIKE CRAP. 185 00:06:33,572 --> 00:06:35,107 - WHERE'S VIC? - RIGHT THERE. 186 00:06:35,207 --> 00:06:37,342 - VIC, IT'S YOU, BROTHA. 187 00:06:37,443 --> 00:06:39,445 - TOP HALF OF THE HOVEROUND CHAIR IS MISSING, 188 00:06:39,545 --> 00:06:42,681 TWO OLD TVs YOU CAN'T GET A DIME FROM... 189 00:06:42,781 --> 00:06:44,783 THERE IS A BLACK BOX, THERE. 190 00:06:44,883 --> 00:06:46,418 WE'LL SEE. 191 00:06:46,518 --> 00:06:47,786 ALL THESE AMATEURS HERE, 192 00:06:47,886 --> 00:06:49,021 THEY JUST SEE THE JUNK. 193 00:06:49,121 --> 00:06:51,657 I'M LOCKED ONTO THAT LITTLE BLACK BOX. 194 00:06:51,757 --> 00:06:53,425 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE WE GO! 195 00:06:53,525 --> 00:06:54,693 WHAT'M I BID HERE? 196 00:06:54,793 --> 00:06:55,694 - $20! 197 00:06:55,794 --> 00:06:58,464 - VICTOR, $20! NOW 30... 198 00:06:58,564 --> 00:07:03,068 [auctioneering] 199 00:07:03,168 --> 00:07:04,069 WAKE UP! 200 00:07:04,169 --> 00:07:05,370 - 30! 201 00:07:05,471 --> 00:07:06,472 - NOW 30! WHAT? 202 00:07:06,572 --> 00:07:07,706 - 30! 203 00:07:07,806 --> 00:07:10,676 - OKAY, I GOT VICTOR AT 20, AND VICTOR AT 30! 204 00:07:10,776 --> 00:07:13,312 - OH! 205 00:07:13,412 --> 00:07:15,647 - GET 40, NOW, 40! 206 00:07:15,747 --> 00:07:16,648 - SOUNDED LIKE $20! 207 00:07:16,748 --> 00:07:17,816 - ROOKIE MISTAKE! 208 00:07:17,916 --> 00:07:21,386 I SOLD IT, SOLD IT, SOLD IT! VICTOR, FOR $30! 209 00:07:21,487 --> 00:07:23,789 [cheering] 210 00:07:23,889 --> 00:07:25,757 - SUCKER! [laughs] 211 00:07:25,858 --> 00:07:26,892 SUCKER! 212 00:07:26,992 --> 00:07:28,727 WELL, THAT CUT VICTOR DOWN A SIZE. 213 00:07:28,827 --> 00:07:32,397 - WE HAVE A NEW ROOKIE AMONGST US! 214 00:07:32,498 --> 00:07:33,665 - ROOKIE? 215 00:07:33,765 --> 00:07:34,766 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, 216 00:07:34,867 --> 00:07:38,036 IF YOU CAN'T BUY, YOU AUCTIONEER. 217 00:07:38,136 --> 00:07:40,272 - WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP VICTOR OUT, HUH? 218 00:07:40,372 --> 00:07:41,340 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 219 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:42,741 - HE WOULDN'T HAVE LOOKED SO BAD. 220 00:07:42,841 --> 00:07:45,077 - NO, HE DID IT TO HIMSELF. 221 00:07:45,177 --> 00:07:49,281 - I'M RUNNIN' BACK TO THE LOCKER I PAID $30 FOR. 222 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:52,417 THAT LITTLE BLACK BOX I SAW COULD BE A CASE TO A GUN, 223 00:07:52,518 --> 00:07:53,652 OR SOMETHING COLLECTIBLE. 224 00:07:58,190 --> 00:08:02,694 - WELL, I SPOTTED THIS FROM OUTSIDE. 225 00:08:02,794 --> 00:08:05,497 WHOA! 226 00:08:05,597 --> 00:08:07,633 THERE YA GO. OLD BILLS. 227 00:08:07,733 --> 00:08:09,801 NOTHIN' IN THERE. 228 00:08:09,902 --> 00:08:12,971 THAT LITTLE BLACK BOX TURNED OUT TO BE NOTHING. 229 00:08:13,071 --> 00:08:14,006 BUT I'M NOT GIVIN' UP. 230 00:08:14,106 --> 00:08:16,108 AND ALSO BEHIND THE MATTRESSES... 231 00:08:16,208 --> 00:08:18,644 ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 232 00:08:18,744 --> 00:08:23,015 ALSO THE GOOD STUFF IS UNDER THE DRAWER. 233 00:08:23,115 --> 00:08:24,616 NOT IN THIS CASE. 234 00:08:24,716 --> 00:08:29,121 THAT'S FIREWOOD, TVs ARE JUNK... 235 00:08:29,221 --> 00:08:30,856 NIKES AND STUFF, BUT THEY'RE USED. 236 00:08:30,956 --> 00:08:32,791 THERE'S NOTHIN' THERE. 237 00:08:32,891 --> 00:08:36,261 BOXES OR SOMETHING-- 238 00:08:36,361 --> 00:08:37,863 THERE WE GO. 239 00:08:37,963 --> 00:08:40,299 HMM. 240 00:08:40,399 --> 00:08:42,467 AND MY TOMAHAWK. 241 00:08:42,568 --> 00:08:45,304 LOOKS TO BE, UH-- LOOKS TO BE A LITTLE OLD TO ME. 242 00:08:45,404 --> 00:08:46,705 THIS TOMAHAWK'S COOL. 243 00:08:46,805 --> 00:08:48,840 WHETHER IT'S KITSCH OR ANTIQUE, 244 00:08:48,941 --> 00:08:50,108 I REALLY DON'T KNOW. 245 00:08:50,208 --> 00:08:51,476 I DEFINITELY GOTTA TAKE THIS SOMEWHERE. 246 00:08:51,577 --> 00:08:56,915 THAT'S SOMETHIN' I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT. 247 00:08:57,015 --> 00:08:58,951 I GOT WHAT I WANTED OUTTA THIS LOCKER. 248 00:08:59,051 --> 00:09:00,118 WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA DO 249 00:09:00,218 --> 00:09:02,454 WITH THE REST OF THAT GARBAGE IN THERE? 250 00:09:05,891 --> 00:09:06,792 - OKAY. 251 00:09:06,892 --> 00:09:07,926 - OKAY--OH, SO YOU GOTTA GET ONE. 252 00:09:08,026 --> 00:09:09,561 I THINK IT'S IN MY ROOM. 253 00:09:09,661 --> 00:09:11,897 WHAT? THERE COULDA BEEN A FLAT-SCREEN IN THERE. 254 00:09:11,997 --> 00:09:13,799 I'LL SELL IT TO YOU RIGHT NOW FOR 40. 255 00:09:13,899 --> 00:09:15,133 - HEY. 256 00:09:15,233 --> 00:09:16,768 - DEAL. 257 00:09:16,868 --> 00:09:18,704 IT WASN'T TOO HARD TO FIND A READY AND WILLING 258 00:09:18,804 --> 00:09:20,505 BUYER FOR MY $30 LOCKER. 259 00:09:20,606 --> 00:09:23,709 IF SHE WORKS HARD, SHE MIGHT MAKE HER MONEY BACK. 260 00:09:23,809 --> 00:09:25,444 I JUST SOLD MY ROOM, I MADE $10. 261 00:09:25,544 --> 00:09:27,713 - OH, NICE. 262 00:09:27,813 --> 00:09:32,284 - LOOKIT THAT THERMOMETER, ROY. 263 00:09:33,986 --> 00:09:36,088 - OH! 264 00:09:36,188 --> 00:09:39,591 [crowd chatters] 265 00:09:39,691 --> 00:09:41,159 - OKAY, ROY, LET'S LOOK IT OVER. WHAT DO WE THINK? 266 00:09:41,259 --> 00:09:43,095 - WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ALL THE BOXES? 267 00:09:43,195 --> 00:09:44,429 - THIS UNIT LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT 268 00:09:44,529 --> 00:09:45,731 EVERYTHING THEY WANTED OUT OF IT, AND THEN LEFT. 269 00:09:45,831 --> 00:09:47,866 I'VE GOT STACKS AND STACKS OF THOSE OLD TVs. 270 00:09:47,966 --> 00:09:48,867 - REALLY? - YEAH. 271 00:09:48,967 --> 00:09:50,235 - SO NO. 272 00:09:50,335 --> 00:09:54,806 - NO. THIS UNIT'S NOT FOR US. OR ROY. 273 00:09:54,906 --> 00:09:56,074 - IT'S DEFINITELY BEEN GONE-THROUGH. 274 00:09:56,174 --> 00:09:57,542 THEY TOOK OUT WHAT THEY WANTED FROM HERE. 275 00:09:57,643 --> 00:09:58,810 CHEAP RADIO... 276 00:09:58,910 --> 00:10:01,747 NO. NOT TODAY. 277 00:10:01,847 --> 00:10:03,348 - ALL RIGHT, I NEED TO LOOK AT THIS ONE CLOSE. 278 00:10:03,448 --> 00:10:05,550 - LITTLE BUCKET OF TOOLS, STEREO... 279 00:10:05,651 --> 00:10:07,285 - TABLE AND CHAIRS... 280 00:10:07,386 --> 00:10:08,620 - TV... 281 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,088 THAT DRILL STICKIN' UP LIKE THAT? 282 00:10:10,188 --> 00:10:12,924 THAT MAKES ME THINK THERE'S MORE TOOLS BURIED IN HERE. 283 00:10:13,025 --> 00:10:15,727 I HOPE MISS LESA SPANKS SOME ASS AND GETS THIS UNIT. 284 00:10:15,827 --> 00:10:18,764 - I'LL BID ON THIS ONE. IT'S CLEAN. 285 00:10:18,864 --> 00:10:20,599 - OKAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 286 00:10:20,699 --> 00:10:22,034 - SO, IS THIS YOUR GUYSES FIRST SALE? 287 00:10:22,134 --> 00:10:23,035 - YEAH. YOU? 288 00:10:23,135 --> 00:10:24,569 - WHAT'M I BID? - 15. 289 00:10:24,670 --> 00:10:25,871 - 15, NOW 20. 290 00:10:25,971 --> 00:10:29,141 GIVE $20 BID. 20. NOW 30. HOW 'BOUT THAT? 291 00:10:29,241 --> 00:10:31,543 30, NOW 40. - YEAH! 292 00:10:31,643 --> 00:10:34,446 50, 50, NOW 60, GIVE $60 BID. 293 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:37,315 I HAVE 60 OVER THERE, NOW 70. - YEAH! 294 00:10:37,416 --> 00:10:40,285 - THAT'S 70, NOW 80, NOW 90. 295 00:10:40,385 --> 00:10:41,286 LESA, YOU'RE OUT 90. 296 00:10:41,386 --> 00:10:42,754 90, AND 100. 297 00:10:42,854 --> 00:10:44,690 100, 100... 298 00:10:44,790 --> 00:10:46,058 100 HERE, NOW 10! 299 00:10:46,158 --> 00:10:48,193 WANNA GIVE 110! 300 00:10:48,293 --> 00:10:50,028 NOW 20, 20, 20. WE'LL DO $120 BID. 301 00:10:50,128 --> 00:10:52,297 120, GIVE 120. 120. 302 00:10:52,397 --> 00:10:56,868 I SOLD IT, SOLD IT, SOLD IT. LESA, $110. LESA, $110. 303 00:10:56,968 --> 00:10:59,004 - THAT'S A GOOD DEAL. [cheering] 304 00:10:59,104 --> 00:11:01,773 SPOTTED THE CLEANEST UNIT I'VE SEEN ALL HERE DAY. 305 00:11:01,873 --> 00:11:03,408 - IF YOU BUY A UNIT, 306 00:11:03,508 --> 00:11:06,812 IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO CLEAN IT OUT AND SWEEP IT. 307 00:11:06,912 --> 00:11:08,413 - HOLD ON, SO IF YOU BUY A UNIT, 308 00:11:08,513 --> 00:11:10,182 YOU JUST CAN'T TAKE WHAT YOU WANT, THEN LEAVE IT? 309 00:11:10,282 --> 00:11:12,184 - OH, NO. EVERYTHING'S GOTTA COME OUTTA THERE. 310 00:11:12,284 --> 00:11:13,785 - RICKY, BUBBA, AND I... 311 00:11:13,885 --> 00:11:14,986 WE'RE WALKIN' UP TO THE FIRST LOCKER 312 00:11:15,087 --> 00:11:16,188 THAT I'VE EVER BEEN A PART OF BUYING. 313 00:11:16,288 --> 00:11:19,124 IT'S THE LOCKER THAT WE PAID 225 FOR 314 00:11:19,224 --> 00:11:20,525 THAT HAS A WASHER AND DRYER, AND SOME BOXES. 315 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:22,961 DO WE HAVE ANYBODY THAT CAN COME CLEAN UP FOR US? 316 00:11:23,061 --> 00:11:24,396 - YEAH. 317 00:11:24,496 --> 00:11:25,764 - OH! SO, I'M THE-- I'M THE GUY? 318 00:11:25,864 --> 00:11:28,033 - WELL, WE'LL HELP YA. I'LL HOLD THE DUSTPAN. 319 00:11:28,133 --> 00:11:30,135 - ROY HELPED US OVERPAY ON THIS UNIT, SO [chuckles] 320 00:11:30,235 --> 00:11:34,873 THERE'S NO QUESTION, HE'S GONNA DO HIS SHARE O' THE WORK. 321 00:11:34,973 --> 00:11:36,775 - LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT IN HERE. - LET'S DO IT. 322 00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:39,311 - OKAY. 323 00:11:39,411 --> 00:11:40,479 BE CAREFUL THROWIN' THAT STUFF. 324 00:11:40,579 --> 00:11:42,681 THAT MIGHTA HAD MAMA'S CHINA IN THERE. 325 00:11:42,781 --> 00:11:45,383 - NOTHIN'? - NOTHIN'. 326 00:11:45,484 --> 00:11:47,052 - GOT SOME Q-TIPS, SON! 327 00:11:47,152 --> 00:11:48,386 - AH, DON'T MESS WITH THEM! THAT'S NASTY! 328 00:11:48,487 --> 00:11:52,858 - SOME GOOD WAX ON IT! EWW! 329 00:11:52,958 --> 00:11:54,359 - PERSONAL PAPERS. 330 00:11:54,459 --> 00:11:58,130 WHAT YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR RIGHT HERE IS MAYBE GIFT CARDS. 331 00:11:58,230 --> 00:12:02,734 - "BEST WISHES FOR A MEMORABLE DAY AND GREAT YEAR AHEAD..." 332 00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:05,337 - GIFT CARDS, NOT BIRTHDAY CARDS, ROY. 333 00:12:05,437 --> 00:12:08,774 - [laughs] OOH, BUBBA. 334 00:12:08,874 --> 00:12:11,143 both: [laugh] 335 00:12:11,243 --> 00:12:13,411 - OH, MAN! - OH, MY LORD. 336 00:12:13,512 --> 00:12:14,679 - DO YOU GUYS SELL THESE, OR WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO? 337 00:12:14,780 --> 00:12:17,716 - NO, I--I THINK THEY MIGHT THROW US UNDER THE JAIL 338 00:12:17,816 --> 00:12:19,818 WE TRY TO SELL THOSE. - OR UNDER THE BUS OR SOMETHIN'. 339 00:12:19,918 --> 00:12:22,854 - GIRLIE PICS AREN'T GONNA MAKE OUR MONEY BACK. 340 00:12:22,954 --> 00:12:25,090 CAREFUL WITH WHAT WE'RE THROWIN' AWAY. 341 00:12:25,190 --> 00:12:26,625 HOLD ON A MINUTE. 342 00:12:26,725 --> 00:12:28,226 WAIT A MINUTE, I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMETHIN' RATTLE. 343 00:12:28,326 --> 00:12:31,329 MORE COINS. 344 00:12:31,429 --> 00:12:32,330 - WHAT IS THAT? - SOME KIND OF MEDAL. 345 00:12:32,430 --> 00:12:33,565 - I'M SORRY? 346 00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:39,070 - THIS--WHATEVER THIS IS, IS DATED 1860-SOMETHING. 347 00:12:39,171 --> 00:12:41,106 DUDE, THAT'S OLD. WE GOTTA GET THIS CHECKED OUT. 348 00:12:41,206 --> 00:12:42,340 - BUBBA AND RICKY, 349 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:43,775 THOSE COUNTRY BOYS ARE SMART. 350 00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:45,243 NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER. 351 00:12:45,343 --> 00:12:47,712 - THIS COULD BE REALLY, REALLY SOMETHIN'. 352 00:12:47,813 --> 00:12:49,281 - SO, NOT BAD FOR YOUR FIRST UNIT. 353 00:12:49,381 --> 00:12:51,516 - ROY DOESN'T REALLY KNOW WHERE TO TAKE SOMETHIN' LIKE THIS. 354 00:12:51,616 --> 00:12:53,718 SO WE'RE GONNA TAKE IT AND GET IT APPRAISED FOR EVERYONE. 355 00:12:53,819 --> 00:12:56,054 GUYS, THIS IS THE DEAL. - YEAH. 356 00:12:56,154 --> 00:12:58,123 - WE GONNA MAKE SOME MONEY. - LET'S HOLD ONTO THAT. 357 00:12:58,223 --> 00:13:00,859 - SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT. 358 00:13:00,959 --> 00:13:02,494 JERRY AND I ARE BACK TO THIS LOCKER 359 00:13:02,594 --> 00:13:04,196 THAT I JUST PAID $110 FOR. 360 00:13:04,296 --> 00:13:06,231 - MAN, I'M TIRED OF TOTIN' THESE DAMN THINGS. 361 00:13:06,331 --> 00:13:07,399 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I LIKE THIS UNIT. 362 00:13:07,499 --> 00:13:08,700 WE GOT A TABLE, HERE, 363 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,302 WE'VE GOT A COFFEE TABLE... 364 00:13:10,402 --> 00:13:13,405 ALL THIS STUFF IS WRAPPED, AND IT'S WRAPPED NICE. 365 00:13:13,505 --> 00:13:16,641 AND WE GOT TOOLS HERE. $20. 366 00:13:16,741 --> 00:13:19,311 LITTLE VANITY GIRL. 367 00:13:19,411 --> 00:13:21,680 OOH, LOOK. 368 00:13:21,780 --> 00:13:23,982 TOOLS. COOL. 369 00:13:24,082 --> 00:13:25,083 - I ALREADY TOLD MISS LESA'S TOOLS IN HERE. 370 00:13:25,183 --> 00:13:27,586 - HERE'S ABOUT 15, $20 RIGHT HERE. 371 00:13:27,686 --> 00:13:32,624 SO THERE'S PROBABLY ABOUT 30 BUCKS IN THIS BOX RIGHT HERE. 372 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,493 [sighs] 373 00:13:35,594 --> 00:13:37,095 THAT'S INTERESTING. 374 00:13:37,195 --> 00:13:38,196 - WHAT'D YOU GET, LESA? 375 00:13:38,296 --> 00:13:39,464 - OH, MY GOD. 376 00:13:39,564 --> 00:13:40,599 - LESA HATES IT WHEN I COME AROUND 377 00:13:40,699 --> 00:13:42,901 AND SHE'S GOIN' THROUGH HER STUFF. 378 00:13:43,001 --> 00:13:44,402 JERRY. 379 00:13:44,502 --> 00:13:46,071 - LOOK, IT'S FOR YOUR MOBIPAD. 380 00:13:46,171 --> 00:13:47,472 - SO, HOW'D THIS FURNITURE TURN OUT TO BE 381 00:13:47,572 --> 00:13:48,673 THAT WAS ALL WRAPPED UP IN HERE? 382 00:13:48,773 --> 00:13:49,975 - IT'S NOT BAD. 383 00:13:50,075 --> 00:13:51,676 - VICTOR IS JUST HERE TO SEE WHAT HE MISSED OUT ON. 384 00:13:51,776 --> 00:13:56,147 110 BUCKS, I DEFINITELY TRIPLED--QUADRUPLED MY MONEY. 385 00:13:56,248 --> 00:13:57,749 JERRY WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS. 386 00:13:57,849 --> 00:13:59,951 - I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS. 387 00:14:03,421 --> 00:14:04,522 - WHAT'RE YOU DOING? - UH-OH. 388 00:14:04,623 --> 00:14:05,523 - WHO GOES THROUGH MY [bleep]? 389 00:14:05,624 --> 00:14:06,825 - OH, COME ON! COME ON! 390 00:14:06,925 --> 00:14:07,826 - I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO GOES THROUGH MY STUFF. 391 00:14:07,926 --> 00:14:09,127 - STOP IT, NOW. 392 00:14:09,227 --> 00:14:10,195 - WHAT THE HELL'S THAT? 393 00:14:10,295 --> 00:14:11,563 A PAINTBALL GUN. 394 00:14:11,663 --> 00:14:13,498 - DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT'S WORTH? 395 00:14:13,598 --> 00:14:15,367 'CAUSE I HAVE NO CLUE. I HAVE NONE. 396 00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:18,603 - SOME OF THESE THINGS ARE THREE, AND FOUR, AND 500 BUCKS. 397 00:14:18,703 --> 00:14:19,738 - YOU KIDDING ME? - IT'S IN A CASE-- 398 00:14:19,838 --> 00:14:21,840 IT'S IN A NICE CASE. NO, REALLY. 399 00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:23,708 - GET IT OUTTA HIS HANDS. - GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY [bleep]. 400 00:14:23,808 --> 00:14:25,210 - NO, THEY MIGHT'VE BURIED IT. 401 00:14:25,310 --> 00:14:27,512 I ACTUALLY KNOW THE PERFECT GUY TO APPRAISE THIS THING. 402 00:14:27,612 --> 00:14:29,714 - MAYBE SOMEDAY WE CAN GO OUT PAINTBALLING. 403 00:14:29,814 --> 00:14:32,751 YOU CAN SHOW ME HOW YOU SHOOT-- - I COULD GET TO SHOOT YOU? 404 00:14:32,851 --> 00:14:35,453 - NO, YOU CAN SHOOT THE PAINTBALL. 405 00:14:35,553 --> 00:14:36,955 OH, HE'S GONNA COME TO THIS APPRAISAL. 406 00:14:37,055 --> 00:14:39,291 I'M NOT GONNA PASS UP A CHANCE TO SHOOT VICTOR IN THE ASS. 407 00:14:39,391 --> 00:14:40,859 - ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS. - ALL RIGHT. 408 00:14:40,959 --> 00:14:42,327 PEACE OUT. 409 00:14:42,427 --> 00:14:43,895 THE HELL OUTTA HERE. 410 00:14:43,995 --> 00:14:46,698 LET'S PUT THIS INTO THE TRUCK. 411 00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:49,301 - HELL, I'M JUST EXCITED TO SEE THIS GUN PUT TOGETHER. 412 00:14:49,401 --> 00:14:51,903 - WE DID GOOD, JERRY. WE DID REAL GOOD. 413 00:14:55,340 --> 00:14:56,541 - THEY GOTTA KNOW SOMETHIN' HERE. 414 00:14:56,641 --> 00:14:59,477 - TODAY, BUBBA AND I ARE AT THE TEXAS CIVIL WAR MUSEUM. 415 00:14:59,577 --> 00:15:00,712 - RAY RICHEY. GOOD TO SEE YA. - BUBBA. NICE TO MEET YOU. 416 00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:03,148 - AND HOPEFULLY WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT 417 00:15:03,248 --> 00:15:06,618 THE VALUE OF THAT STAR MEDAL THAT WE FOUND IN THE LOCKER. 418 00:15:06,718 --> 00:15:09,254 - BACK TO THE TOP-SECRET AREA. - UH-HUH. 419 00:15:09,354 --> 00:15:10,922 WHAT YOU HAVE IS PART OF A MEDAL 420 00:15:11,022 --> 00:15:13,291 THAT WAS GIVEN TO THE UNION ARMY VETERANS 421 00:15:13,391 --> 00:15:16,061 WHEN THEY JOINED THE VETERAN'S ASSOCIATION 422 00:15:16,161 --> 00:15:18,830 CALLED THE GRAND ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC. 423 00:15:18,930 --> 00:15:22,500 IT WAS ABOUT 1880 WHEN THEY STARTED. 424 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,303 - IT'S PRETTY OLD, STILL. 425 00:15:25,403 --> 00:15:27,839 - THERE'S NOT NEAR THAT MANY THAT HAVE SURVIVED. 426 00:15:27,939 --> 00:15:31,076 - IT'S 100 YEARS OLD, NOT VERY MANY SURVIVED. 427 00:15:31,176 --> 00:15:32,344 THAT SOUNDS LIKE MONEY. 428 00:15:32,444 --> 00:15:34,813 - THIS MEDAL ACTUALLY BELONGED 429 00:15:34,913 --> 00:15:36,281 TO THIS PARTICULAR SOLDIER RIGHT HERE. 430 00:15:36,381 --> 00:15:39,751 COLONEL CHARLES HENRY BANES. - MM-HMM. 431 00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,419 - NOW, IF YOU HAVE ONE THAT'S IDENTIFIED, 432 00:15:41,519 --> 00:15:43,421 AND YOU HAVE SOME HISTORY BEHIND IT, 433 00:15:43,521 --> 00:15:49,861 THESE THINGS COULD BE VALUED UP TO $400. 434 00:15:49,961 --> 00:15:51,296 'COURSE, YOURS IS UNIDENTIFIED. 435 00:15:51,396 --> 00:15:54,199 YOU DON'T HAVE THE, UH-- THE RIBBON, 436 00:15:54,299 --> 00:15:56,434 YOU DON'T HAVE THE EAGLE PIN ON IT. 437 00:15:56,534 --> 00:15:59,904 - I BET ROY THREW THE REST OF IT AWAY 438 00:16:00,005 --> 00:16:01,606 WHEN HE WAS OGLING THOSE NUDIE PICS. 439 00:16:01,706 --> 00:16:04,142 WITH THAT IN MIND, WHAT WOULD YOU-- 440 00:16:04,242 --> 00:16:06,077 WHAT KIND OF A VALUE WOULD YOU PUT ON THAT MEDAL? 441 00:16:06,177 --> 00:16:08,680 - UH... 442 00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:09,748 I THINK IT MIGHT BE WORTH... 443 00:16:09,848 --> 00:16:14,519 MAYBE $25. 444 00:16:14,619 --> 00:16:16,521 - THAT'S A BIG DIFFERENCE FROM 400, ISN'T IT? 445 00:16:16,621 --> 00:16:19,090 THAT'S THE DOLLAR MENU. 446 00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:20,325 IT SURE WOULDA BEEN NICE TO HAVE THOSE OTHER PIECES, 447 00:16:20,425 --> 00:16:22,193 BUT THAT'S THE COST OF TRAINING A ROOKIE. 448 00:16:22,293 --> 00:16:24,162 - YOU FIND SOMETHING ELSE, BRING IT IN. 449 00:16:24,262 --> 00:16:25,163 OKAY, THAT'D BE GREAT. 450 00:16:25,263 --> 00:16:28,533 [medal clangs on floor] - [bleep]! 451 00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:30,368 D'OH! - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 452 00:16:30,468 --> 00:16:31,469 - $23. 453 00:16:31,569 --> 00:16:33,605 - ENJOY. 454 00:16:39,677 --> 00:16:42,080 - BEFORE I DUMPED MY LOCKER ON THAT LOCAL LADY, 455 00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:44,449 I TOOK OUT AN OLD INDIAN TOMAHAWK. 456 00:16:44,549 --> 00:16:46,651 HELLO, HELLO! GOOD MORNIN'! 457 00:16:46,751 --> 00:16:50,221 NOW I'M AT WATERBIRD TRADERS TO SEE IF IT'S WORTH ANYTHING. 458 00:16:50,321 --> 00:16:52,357 - WHY DON'T WE COME IN HERE? 459 00:16:52,457 --> 00:16:53,558 - YOU GOT A LOTTA, LOTTA STUFF HERE. 460 00:16:53,658 --> 00:16:55,627 - LOTTA STUFF. 461 00:16:55,727 --> 00:16:56,628 - I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING I FOUND IN A STORAGE LOCKER. 462 00:16:56,728 --> 00:16:57,962 - M'KAY. 463 00:16:58,063 --> 00:17:02,434 IT'S A TOMAHAWK, COMMONLY CALLED, OR A PIPE AXE. 464 00:17:02,534 --> 00:17:04,669 THE INDIANS-- THEY'D SMOKE IT FOR PLEASURE, 465 00:17:04,769 --> 00:17:07,539 THEY'D SMOKE IT TO SEAL AN AGREEMENT 466 00:17:07,639 --> 00:17:08,940 OR A TREATY, IF YOU WANNA CALL THAT, 467 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,642 BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE. 468 00:17:10,742 --> 00:17:13,678 OR MAYBE IN A, UH-- A WAR COUNCIL. 469 00:17:13,778 --> 00:17:16,448 - SO IT'S LIKE A HOOKAH WITH AN ASSAULT RIFLE ATTACHED TO IT. 470 00:17:16,548 --> 00:17:17,949 - THIS IS A NICE PIECE, 471 00:17:18,049 --> 00:17:21,186 BUT IT'S A COMMERCIALLY MADE DESIGNER PIECE. 472 00:17:21,286 --> 00:17:22,754 SOMETHING TO HANG ON THE WALL. - MM. 473 00:17:22,854 --> 00:17:27,826 - THIS WOULD PROBABLY RETAIL IN A CATALOG... 474 00:17:27,926 --> 00:17:32,764 FOR AROUND $150. 475 00:17:33,932 --> 00:17:36,734 - OKAY. STILL NOT BAD AT $150. - NOT BAD. 476 00:17:36,835 --> 00:17:38,970 - I MADE $150 ON A LOCKER 477 00:17:39,070 --> 00:17:40,405 I WOUND UP DUMPING ON SOMEBODY ELSE. 478 00:17:40,505 --> 00:17:42,774 THANK YOU, SIR. I WILL BE BACK. - THANK YOU. HAVE A NICE DAY. 479 00:17:42,874 --> 00:17:46,077 - I MADE A PROFIT, 480 00:17:46,177 --> 00:17:47,445 AND WOUND UP NOT HAVING TO PROCESS A WHOLE LOCKER. 481 00:17:47,545 --> 00:17:53,218 I THINK THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION OF FINE TOBACCO. 482 00:17:53,318 --> 00:17:54,519 [sighs] 483 00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:01,526 - VICTOR WAS SO INTERESTED IN THIS PAINTBALL GUN, 484 00:18:01,626 --> 00:18:03,161 HE HELPED ARRANGE A MEETING FOR ME 485 00:18:03,261 --> 00:18:05,330 WITH THE OWNER OF A LOCAL PAINTBALL STORE. 486 00:18:05,430 --> 00:18:07,765 YOU THINK IT'S--HOW MUCH DID YOU SAY YOU THOUGHT IT WAS? 487 00:18:07,866 --> 00:18:10,168 - UH, I THINK IT'S PROBABLY 500 OR LESS. 488 00:18:10,268 --> 00:18:12,103 - I'M THINKIN' IT'S $500 OR MORE. 489 00:18:12,203 --> 00:18:13,138 - REALLY? SOUNDS LIKE A BET. 490 00:18:13,238 --> 00:18:14,873 - THE LOSER... - UH-HUH. 491 00:18:14,973 --> 00:18:18,009 - GETS TWO MINUTES AS A TARGET. - ALL RIGHT, I'M ON. 492 00:18:18,109 --> 00:18:20,745 - SO IT'S ON. - OH, IT'S ON! 493 00:18:20,845 --> 00:18:22,413 HEY, JUDD. 494 00:18:22,514 --> 00:18:23,548 - HEY, HOW ARE Y'ALL TODAY? 495 00:18:23,648 --> 00:18:24,582 - THESE ARE MY SO-CALLED FRIENDS, 496 00:18:24,682 --> 00:18:26,184 UH, LESA AND JERRY. 497 00:18:26,284 --> 00:18:28,853 - THESE ITEMS LOOK BRAND NEW. 498 00:18:28,953 --> 00:18:31,856 THIS IS CALLED A DYE 4 GOGGLE. 499 00:18:31,956 --> 00:18:33,358 AND OBVIOUSLY THE GOGGLES ARE TO PROTECT YOUR FACE 500 00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:34,359 WHEN YOU'RE OUT THERE PLAYIN' PAINTBALL. 501 00:18:34,459 --> 00:18:35,460 - YOU'RE GONNA NEED THAT. 502 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:36,794 - YOU GOT ANYTHING TO PROTECT THE HAIR? 503 00:18:36,895 --> 00:18:38,263 - UH, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO PROTECT THE HAIR. 504 00:18:38,363 --> 00:18:39,998 - OKAY. 505 00:18:40,098 --> 00:18:41,633 - VICTOR'S WEARIN' ENOUGH GEL, HE DOESN'T EVEN NEED A HELMET. 506 00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:42,700 - OH, WOW. 507 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,302 THIS IS A MOTORIZED LOADER. 508 00:18:44,402 --> 00:18:46,137 IT TAKES BATTERIES, AND WHAT HAPPENS IS, UH, 509 00:18:46,237 --> 00:18:47,472 WHEN YOU PUT THE PAINTBALLS IN THERE, 510 00:18:47,572 --> 00:18:50,308 IT HELPS FEED THE PAINTBALLS INTO THE PAINTBALL GUN. 511 00:18:50,408 --> 00:18:54,479 THIS ONE FEEDS ON THE UPWARDS OF 30 BALLS PER SECOND. 512 00:18:55,813 --> 00:18:56,714 PUT THE LOADER ON THERE... 513 00:18:56,814 --> 00:18:59,450 THIS IS MORE OF A PROFESSIONAL-LEVEL, 514 00:18:59,551 --> 00:19:02,854 SPECIALIZED, UH, TYPE PAINTBALL GUN. 515 00:19:02,954 --> 00:19:04,289 WHERE YOU WOULD ONLY GO TO A PRO SHOP 516 00:19:04,389 --> 00:19:05,957 AND PURCHASE SOMETHIN' LIKE THIS. 517 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:06,958 - POP, POP, POP, POP... 518 00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:09,394 [laughs] 519 00:19:09,494 --> 00:19:11,329 - I HAVE AN AIR SYSTEM, HERE. 520 00:19:11,429 --> 00:19:13,364 SO LET'S AIR IT UP, AND MAKE SURE IT DOES WORK. 521 00:19:13,464 --> 00:19:16,267 - IT'S DEFINITELY BROKEN. 522 00:19:18,236 --> 00:19:19,938 [fires] - AAH! AH, AH, AH! 523 00:19:20,038 --> 00:19:21,172 - PAY UP. 524 00:19:21,272 --> 00:19:22,307 - DID YOU HEAR THAT? 525 00:19:22,407 --> 00:19:24,642 HOW MUCH DID YOU SAY YOU THOUGHT IT WAS? 526 00:19:24,742 --> 00:19:26,744 - UH, I THINK IT'S PROBABLY 500 OR LESS. 527 00:19:26,844 --> 00:19:28,680 - I'M THINKIN' IT'S $500 OR MORE. 528 00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:30,081 - REALLY? SOUNDS LIKE A BET. 529 00:19:30,181 --> 00:19:31,716 - IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING, WHAT DID YOU PAY FOR IT? 530 00:19:31,816 --> 00:19:34,819 - UH, $110. 531 00:19:34,919 --> 00:19:37,388 - WELL, I'D BE WILLIN' TO GIVE YOU RIGHT AROUND $1,900. 532 00:19:37,488 --> 00:19:39,991 - HOLY--BAM, YEAH! 533 00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:42,260 [laughs] 534 00:19:44,362 --> 00:19:46,931 - I'M GONNA ENJOY WATCHIN' MR. FANCY-PANTS 535 00:19:47,031 --> 00:19:48,499 GET HIS ASS WHUPPED. 536 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,834 - YOU GOT PINK ONES? 537 00:19:49,934 --> 00:19:52,003 - UH, YEAH, YOU CAN HAVE PINK PAINTBALLS AS WELL. 538 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,571 - DO WE HAVE PINK ONES HERE SO I CAN SHOOT VICTOR WITH THOSE? 539 00:19:53,671 --> 00:19:55,039 - [laughs] 540 00:19:55,139 --> 00:19:56,307 - ON TOP OF BEATIN' VICTOR AT THE AUCTIONS, 541 00:19:56,407 --> 00:19:59,344 I'M LITERALLY GETTING TO KNOCK HIM ON HIS ASS 542 00:19:59,444 --> 00:20:02,313 WITH PINK PAINTBALLS. 543 00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:03,448 THAT'S A PERFECT DAY FOR MISS LESA. 544 00:20:03,548 --> 00:20:08,119 - OH, MAN! 545 00:20:08,219 --> 00:20:12,590 - THE FORT WORTH WINNER WAS LESA LEWIS, 546 00:20:12,690 --> 00:20:16,361 MAKING 2,000 BUCKS ON HER PAINTBALL UNIT. 547 00:20:16,461 --> 00:20:21,399 VICTOR'S HOOKAH-BAZOOKA TOMAHAWK MADE HIM $160 PROFIT. 548 00:20:21,499 --> 00:20:25,803 AND, RICKY, BUBBA, AND ROY BUSTED ON THEIR CIVIL WAR MEDAL, 549 00:20:25,903 --> 00:20:29,774 SPLITTING A $200 LOSS THREE WAYS. 550 00:20:29,874 --> 00:20:31,075 - OOH, LOOKIT THAT. RIGHT THERE. 551 00:20:31,175 --> 00:20:32,076 - AAH! 552 00:20:32,176 --> 00:20:33,978 [screaming] 553 00:20:34,078 --> 00:20:35,280 - [laughs] 554 00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:37,282 - HEY, YOU'RE COUNTIN' TWO MINUTES, MAN! 555 00:20:37,382 --> 00:20:38,883 - [firing] 556 00:20:38,983 --> 00:20:41,986 - AAH! 557 00:20:42,086 --> 00:20:45,923 YOU GOT ME! 558 00:20:46,024 --> 00:20:47,292 - [firing] 559 00:20:47,392 --> 00:20:48,293 - AAH! 560 00:20:48,393 --> 00:20:52,263 - HA! GOT 'IM! 561 00:20:52,363 --> 00:20:55,833 - OH! 562 00:20:55,933 --> 00:20:57,368 AAH! 563 00:20:57,468 --> 00:20:58,536 - DROP IT! 564 00:20:58,636 --> 00:20:59,871 - YOU SHOT MY ASS!