1 00:00:08,154 --> 00:00:10,890 - WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... 2 00:00:11,023 --> 00:00:13,292 IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... 3 00:00:13,392 --> 00:00:15,961 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 4 00:00:16,028 --> 00:00:17,430 - THAT'S THE PRIZE. 5 00:00:17,530 --> 00:00:19,398 - ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 6 00:00:19,432 --> 00:00:20,666 - YEAH. - RIGHT HERE. 7 00:00:20,733 --> 00:00:21,867 - YEAH. 8 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:23,169 - COMING UP... 9 00:00:23,335 --> 00:00:25,304 - 1,160. - 1,200. 10 00:00:25,337 --> 00:00:27,273 - GO AHEAD, LADY. GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT. 11 00:00:27,306 --> 00:00:29,175 - SHE'S A LOT MEANER THAN SHE LOOKS. 12 00:00:29,241 --> 00:00:31,577 - THIS GUY WAS CLEARLY INTO SPORTS. 13 00:00:31,644 --> 00:00:34,146 OH, WAIT A SECOND. OH, MY GOSH. 14 00:00:35,214 --> 00:00:36,415 - WHAT THE HELL? 15 00:00:36,449 --> 00:00:39,351 - POSSIBILITY IS ABOUT $100,000. 16 00:00:39,452 --> 00:00:40,519 - WOW! 17 00:00:42,521 --> 00:00:44,723 [exciting music] 18 00:00:44,757 --> 00:00:52,364 ♪ ♪ 19 00:01:10,616 --> 00:01:13,119 - AND IT'S SOLD! 20 00:01:13,219 --> 00:01:17,723 ["frontier" music] 21 00:01:17,790 --> 00:01:20,059 - TODAY WE'RE IN FORTH WORTH. 22 00:01:20,126 --> 00:01:21,360 IN ANY CITY, 23 00:01:21,427 --> 00:01:22,761 THERE'S A RIGHT SIDE OF THE TRACKS... 24 00:01:22,828 --> 00:01:24,797 AND A WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS. 25 00:01:24,897 --> 00:01:27,900 AND THIS AUCTION IS RIGHT ON THE BORDER. 26 00:01:27,933 --> 00:01:29,969 WE COULD EXPECT TO SEE JUST ABOUT ANYTHING TODAY. 27 00:01:31,804 --> 00:01:33,272 - I'M HEADING TO WEST TEXAS TODAY 28 00:01:33,305 --> 00:01:35,508 TO POSSIBLY EXPAND MY TERRITORY. 29 00:01:35,541 --> 00:01:38,344 I'M A LITTLE ANXIOUS ABOUT THE COMPETITION. 30 00:01:38,377 --> 00:01:41,147 THERE MIGHT BE SOME NEW PEOPLE HERE THAT I DON'T KNOW, 31 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:42,448 AND THEY MIGHT HAVE REAL DEEP POCKETS. 32 00:01:42,548 --> 00:01:43,916 I DIDN'T BRING MY TRUCK, 33 00:01:44,016 --> 00:01:45,651 SO IF I DO BUY TODAY 34 00:01:45,684 --> 00:01:48,187 IT'S GOTTA BE SMALL, AND IT'S GOTTA BE WORTH IT. 35 00:01:48,287 --> 00:01:49,755 [car alarm chirps] 36 00:01:52,391 --> 00:01:54,193 - LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED. 37 00:01:55,895 --> 00:01:57,396 - HEY, WE DON'T NEED THE WIZARD BOX. 38 00:01:57,429 --> 00:01:58,864 - YOU SURE? - JUST PUT IT BACK THERE. 39 00:01:58,931 --> 00:02:00,266 SERIOUS. WE DON'T NEED IT. 40 00:02:00,366 --> 00:02:01,667 - RICKY'S A LITTLE BIT OLD-FASHIONED. 41 00:02:01,767 --> 00:02:04,003 HE HAS NO CLUE ABOUT TECHNOLOGY. 42 00:02:04,103 --> 00:02:06,672 SO THAT'S WHY HE CALLS MY COMPUTER A WIZARD BOX. 43 00:02:06,705 --> 00:02:08,274 - THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN YOUR OWN KNOWLEDGE 44 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:09,608 THE OLD-SCHOOL WAY. 45 00:02:09,675 --> 00:02:11,944 SOMETIMES YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO LOOK STUFF UP. 46 00:02:11,977 --> 00:02:13,112 YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW UP HERE THAT YOU GOT IT, 47 00:02:13,212 --> 00:02:15,014 AND YOU JUST GO FOR IT. 48 00:02:15,114 --> 00:02:16,515 - WANT ME TO GO GET A NUMBER? - YEAH. 49 00:02:16,582 --> 00:02:18,651 - JERRY. 50 00:02:18,751 --> 00:02:21,453 THAT'S A GIRL FOR YA. SHE KNOW HOW TO PARK IT. 51 00:02:21,554 --> 00:02:23,355 I BROUGHT MY TRAILER WITH ME TODAY, 52 00:02:23,389 --> 00:02:25,224 AND I'M GONNA FILL IT BEFORE I LEAVE THIS PLACE. 53 00:02:25,257 --> 00:02:27,059 I DIDN'T TAKE YOU OUT, DID I? 54 00:02:27,092 --> 00:02:28,594 - THEY'RE GONNA CLEAN UP TODAY. 55 00:02:28,661 --> 00:02:30,262 ALL THE LOADS ARE CRAP. 56 00:02:30,296 --> 00:02:32,398 - YOU KNOW, WHEN I GO TO THESE UNITS, 57 00:02:32,431 --> 00:02:33,799 PEOPLE THINK THAT I'M A BOTTOM FEEDER. 58 00:02:33,899 --> 00:02:36,168 I'M NOT. I SEE POTENTIAL IN THESE THINGS. 59 00:02:36,202 --> 00:02:38,137 - WHAT'S UP, SUCKER? - VICKTRUCK. 60 00:02:38,204 --> 00:02:41,140 DID YOU BRING YOUR TRUCK AND TRAILER, OR WHAT? 61 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:43,242 - NO. I'M HERE IN LUXURY TODAY. 62 00:02:43,342 --> 00:02:46,011 - OH. SO YOU'RE PLANNING ON NOT BUYING TODAY, HUH? 63 00:02:46,111 --> 00:02:47,513 - ALL THESE REDNECK BUYERS DOWN HERE, 64 00:02:47,613 --> 00:02:49,815 THEY LOVE PICKING ON ME WHEN I'M NOT IN MY TRUCK. 65 00:02:49,848 --> 00:02:51,517 WELL, JUST 'CAUSE YOU HAVE YOUR TRUCK TODAY, 66 00:02:51,584 --> 00:02:52,851 YOU AIN'T GETTING NOTHING. 67 00:02:52,885 --> 00:02:54,320 - VICTOR AIN'T BUYING NOTHING TODAY. 68 00:02:54,353 --> 00:02:55,621 - JUST KEEP AWAY FROM ME TODAY. 69 00:02:55,654 --> 00:02:57,923 - BITE ME. 70 00:02:58,023 --> 00:02:59,291 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 71 00:02:59,391 --> 00:03:00,893 HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. 72 00:03:00,993 --> 00:03:03,028 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. 73 00:03:03,128 --> 00:03:06,131 WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE. 74 00:03:06,198 --> 00:03:08,701 IT'S A CASH-ONLY SALE, SO MAKE SURE YOU BID 75 00:03:08,734 --> 00:03:10,202 NO MORE THAN WHAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. 76 00:03:10,302 --> 00:03:12,771 ARE YOU READY TO GO? all: YEAH! 77 00:03:12,838 --> 00:03:14,306 - LET'S OPEN THE GATES. 78 00:03:26,151 --> 00:03:28,053 - I SEE THINGS I'M ALLERGIC TO-- 79 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,055 PARTICLE BOARD AND EXERCISE EQUIPMENT. 80 00:03:30,155 --> 00:03:32,458 - EXACTLY. THIS KINDA MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE 81 00:03:32,558 --> 00:03:34,860 DOESN'T APPEAL TO OUR CUSTOMERS AT ALL. 82 00:03:36,228 --> 00:03:38,063 - PERFECT. LESA, THIS ONE'S PERFECT FOR YOU. 83 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:39,665 - [laughing] 84 00:03:39,765 --> 00:03:41,033 - MY CUSTOMERS WOULD THINK THAT'S JUNK. 85 00:03:41,066 --> 00:03:43,569 - I'M LOOKING AT IT, VICTOR. SERIOUSLY LOOKING AT IT. 86 00:03:43,669 --> 00:03:45,237 ALL RIGHT. - LOOK. 87 00:03:50,643 --> 00:03:52,111 LET'S SEE WHAT THIS GOES FOR, 88 00:03:52,211 --> 00:03:53,612 'CAUSE I'M LIKING EVERYTHING ELSE. 89 00:03:53,712 --> 00:03:54,913 - COURSE SHE LIKES IT. 90 00:03:55,014 --> 00:03:56,815 MISS LESA AIN'T THE ONE THAT'S GOTTA FIX IT. 91 00:03:56,915 --> 00:03:58,917 - THIS IS A NICE PIECE. TABLE. 92 00:03:58,984 --> 00:04:00,386 LOTTA PEOPLE WOULD LOOK AT THIS UNIT, 93 00:04:00,486 --> 00:04:01,553 AND THEY SEE GARBAGE. 94 00:04:01,754 --> 00:04:03,222 I SEE FURNITURE. I SEE A HOME. 95 00:04:03,322 --> 00:04:05,324 - WHEW. 96 00:04:05,391 --> 00:04:07,626 - ALL RIGHT. LET'S SELL THIS THING. 97 00:04:07,693 --> 00:04:10,296 YOU DO 50, AND I'LL START FROM THERE. 98 00:04:10,396 --> 00:04:12,131 - 50. - 50. 75, LET ME GET 75. 99 00:04:12,231 --> 00:04:14,833 75, NOW 100. WE NEED 100, NOW 100. 100 00:04:14,933 --> 00:04:17,403 100 NOW, 25. WE GET 25, SIR? 101 00:04:17,503 --> 00:04:19,104 125, NOW 50. NOW 75. 102 00:04:19,171 --> 00:04:20,806 75, GIVE ME 75. 103 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:22,708 - I DIDN'T KNOW SHE HAD THAT MUCH MONEY. 104 00:04:22,808 --> 00:04:24,209 [chortling] 105 00:04:24,276 --> 00:04:26,779 - NOW 75, GIVE ME 75, ANYBODY 75? 106 00:04:26,912 --> 00:04:28,580 75, GIVE 75? 107 00:04:28,614 --> 00:04:30,015 I SOLD IT. 108 00:04:30,082 --> 00:04:32,184 $150. JERRY'S GONNA FIX IT. 109 00:04:32,217 --> 00:04:33,919 - PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME INTO MY STORE. 110 00:04:33,952 --> 00:04:35,954 THEY'RE GONNA FIND A NEW TABLE, A NEW DRESSER. 111 00:04:36,055 --> 00:04:37,556 I'M FEELING GREAT ABOUT THIS UNIT. 112 00:04:37,589 --> 00:04:38,924 - JUNK. 113 00:04:50,202 --> 00:04:52,638 - I'M LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL ITEM. 114 00:04:52,671 --> 00:04:54,606 THERE'S A FRIDGE, BUT THERE'S A LOT OF TRINKETS 115 00:04:54,673 --> 00:04:56,575 THAT'LL EASILY FIT INTO MY CAR. 116 00:05:01,246 --> 00:05:02,281 - ISN'T THAT THE TRUTH? 117 00:05:02,381 --> 00:05:04,516 MAY HAVE A SHOTGUN BLAST IN THE FRONT. 118 00:05:04,616 --> 00:05:06,618 - WHAT PEOPLE AREN'T SEEING IN THIS UNIT-- 119 00:05:06,685 --> 00:05:08,921 IT'S A TAILGATER'S DREAM. 120 00:05:08,954 --> 00:05:12,458 - YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE USING THAT STUFF. 121 00:05:12,491 --> 00:05:14,426 - I'M CHECKING MY EMAIL, DOG. - OKAY. 122 00:05:14,526 --> 00:05:16,628 - I'M NOT CHEATING. I'M NOT GETTING PRICES. 123 00:05:16,729 --> 00:05:18,197 - LITTLE POT. 124 00:05:18,263 --> 00:05:20,432 THIS IS OKAY. THIS WILL DO IT. 125 00:05:20,532 --> 00:05:22,000 THIS WILL FILL MY TRAILER UP. 126 00:05:22,067 --> 00:05:23,335 I LIKE IT. 127 00:05:23,369 --> 00:05:25,270 - WHAT DO Y'ALL WANNA GIVE FOR THIS ONE HERE? 128 00:05:25,371 --> 00:05:26,538 - 50 BUCKS, WALT. - 50, NOW 75. 129 00:05:26,638 --> 00:05:28,574 GIVE 75, 75, NOW 100. 130 00:05:28,674 --> 00:05:30,442 100, 100, VICK? 131 00:05:30,542 --> 00:05:32,311 100, NOW 1, 1, ANYBODY 100? 132 00:05:32,411 --> 00:05:33,946 100. NOW 25. 133 00:05:34,046 --> 00:05:36,715 125, 125. LESA, 125. 134 00:05:36,815 --> 00:05:37,916 - OLD HUMMINGBIRD ASS 135 00:05:38,016 --> 00:05:39,318 AIN'T GONNA GET THIS UNIT TODAY FROM US. 136 00:05:39,418 --> 00:05:41,019 - 150, NOW 50, NOW 75. 137 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:42,588 - 75, NOW GIVE ME 75. 138 00:05:42,688 --> 00:05:44,022 NOW BIDDING AT 75, LESA. 139 00:05:44,123 --> 00:05:47,526 75, VICTOR, 75. IS THAT A YES, LESA? 75. 140 00:05:47,626 --> 00:05:50,229 175. BACK TO YOU, BUBBA, RICKY. 141 00:05:50,329 --> 00:05:52,865 - 200. - 200, NOW 25, 225. 142 00:05:52,965 --> 00:05:54,600 LESA. - I'M OUT. 143 00:05:54,666 --> 00:05:56,001 - 225. - I'M OUT. 144 00:05:56,101 --> 00:05:57,269 - SHE'S OUT. 225, GONNA GET 225. 145 00:05:57,369 --> 00:05:58,570 ANYBODY, 225. 146 00:05:58,670 --> 00:06:00,806 I SOLD IT, RICKY, $200. 147 00:06:00,906 --> 00:06:02,408 RICKY, $200. 148 00:06:02,441 --> 00:06:03,809 - YES! 149 00:06:04,009 --> 00:06:05,477 NOW LET'S SEE IF THIS FRIDGE'S WORTH A [bleep]. 150 00:06:10,149 --> 00:06:12,584 - OH, YEAH. FRIDGE IS GOOD. 151 00:06:12,684 --> 00:06:14,019 NO DENTS, ALL CLEAN. 152 00:06:14,119 --> 00:06:15,788 - THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S ALL WE WANTED. 153 00:06:15,854 --> 00:06:17,556 - 200 FOR THE UNIT. 154 00:06:17,656 --> 00:06:19,324 THERE'S 200 RIGHT THERE. 155 00:06:19,425 --> 00:06:21,193 - MONEY RIGHT NOW. - PAID FOR. 156 00:06:21,293 --> 00:06:24,296 - PAIR OF GOOD, CLEAR BINOCULARS. 157 00:06:24,396 --> 00:06:26,298 - THAT'S A NICE COOLER. 158 00:06:26,365 --> 00:06:27,933 THERE'S ANOTHER COOLER. - LOOK. 159 00:06:27,966 --> 00:06:29,468 LOOK IN HERE. IT'S NEW. 160 00:06:29,568 --> 00:06:31,103 IT'S NEVER BEEN USED. 161 00:06:31,203 --> 00:06:32,604 TAILGATER'S DREAM HERE. 162 00:06:32,704 --> 00:06:35,874 - WHAT'S THAT, 30, 40 BUCKS? - YEAH. 163 00:06:35,974 --> 00:06:37,543 ME AND BBA COULD HAVE A SERIOUS TAILGATING PARTY 164 00:06:37,643 --> 00:06:38,811 WITH THIS STUFF. 165 00:06:38,911 --> 00:06:41,113 THIS GUY WAS CLEARLY INTO SPORTS. 166 00:06:41,213 --> 00:06:43,282 THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB. 167 00:06:43,315 --> 00:06:45,451 NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET. 168 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:49,621 - WHAT DO YOU GOT IN THERE? 169 00:06:49,755 --> 00:06:52,191 - OH, WAIT A SECOND. 170 00:06:52,291 --> 00:06:53,358 - WHAT IS THAT? 171 00:06:53,459 --> 00:06:55,494 - THESE ARE AUTOGRAPHED HELMETS. 172 00:06:55,594 --> 00:06:58,530 - OH, MY GOSH. - "R.W." 173 00:06:58,630 --> 00:07:00,666 - NUMBER 38. - DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS? 174 00:07:00,766 --> 00:07:02,367 - YOU'RE THE SPORTS GUY. 175 00:07:02,401 --> 00:07:03,502 - BUT IF YOU HAD THE WIZARD BOX, 176 00:07:03,602 --> 00:07:06,305 BOOYAH, DONE. - OKAY. 177 00:07:06,405 --> 00:07:07,539 - THERE'S A REAL EASY FIX TO THIS. 178 00:07:07,639 --> 00:07:09,741 I CAN FIND OUT WHO SIGNED THESE IN TWO SECONDS 179 00:07:09,842 --> 00:07:11,176 ON THE INTERNET. 180 00:07:11,276 --> 00:07:12,878 - LOOK HERE. HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. 181 00:07:12,978 --> 00:07:15,180 - GOOD GOD, I HOPE IT'S SOMEBODY FAMOUS. 182 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:18,283 - TIME IS MONEY. IT'S HOT. 183 00:07:19,918 --> 00:07:22,688 - OH! IT'S, UH, ROY WILLIAMS, COWBOY. 184 00:07:22,788 --> 00:07:24,957 FORMER DALLAS COWBOY, ROY WILLIAMS. 185 00:07:25,057 --> 00:07:26,458 THAT'S WHO IT IS. - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 186 00:07:26,558 --> 00:07:27,826 - THAT'S WHO IT IS. 187 00:07:27,926 --> 00:07:29,428 - I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT, UH... 188 00:07:29,528 --> 00:07:31,163 I'M GLAD WE USED THE INTERNET ON THIS. 189 00:07:31,263 --> 00:07:33,499 OH, MY GOD. - THAT'S A GOOD LITTLE LICK. 190 00:07:33,599 --> 00:07:35,133 - NEXT STEP, WE GOTTA TRY TO FIND OUT 191 00:07:35,234 --> 00:07:37,202 IF THESE SIGNATURES ARE THE REAL DEAL HOLYFIELD. 192 00:07:37,302 --> 00:07:39,137 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 193 00:07:39,238 --> 00:07:42,140 - LAST LOCKER. 194 00:07:47,713 --> 00:07:49,448 - OOH! 195 00:07:49,548 --> 00:07:51,283 HOLY MOLY! 196 00:07:51,383 --> 00:07:53,418 [laughter] 197 00:07:53,519 --> 00:07:55,454 - WE'RE SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST. 198 00:07:55,554 --> 00:07:57,890 LAST LOCKER OF THE DAY, TOO. 199 00:07:59,858 --> 00:08:01,126 - THERE'S BLOOD IN THE WATER, 200 00:08:01,226 --> 00:08:03,462 AND THE SHARKS ARE OUT. 201 00:08:05,797 --> 00:08:08,467 - SOME JORDAN SHOES. 202 00:08:08,567 --> 00:08:10,669 WHOEVER IT IS, THEY BUY NAME BRAND STUFF. 203 00:08:10,769 --> 00:08:12,070 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 204 00:08:12,170 --> 00:08:13,205 - IT'S GONNA BRING A LOTTA MONEY. 205 00:08:13,305 --> 00:08:14,706 - I LIKE THE BARBECUE PIT. 206 00:08:14,806 --> 00:08:17,476 I LIKE EVERYTHING IN HERE. 207 00:08:17,576 --> 00:08:19,211 THIS'LL BRING OUR STORE UP TO CLASS. 208 00:08:19,311 --> 00:08:20,546 SOMEBODY'S GONNA WANT THIS PATIO SET. 209 00:08:20,646 --> 00:08:21,713 IT'S SUMMERTIME. 210 00:08:21,813 --> 00:08:23,482 COME INTO MY STORE, BUY THE BARBECUE PIT. 211 00:08:23,582 --> 00:08:24,683 BUY THE TABLE AND CHAIRS. 212 00:08:24,783 --> 00:08:25,918 THEY'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 213 00:08:27,252 --> 00:08:28,620 - WELL, THIS LOOKS LIKE THE BEST UNIT 214 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,522 OF THE DAY SO FAR. 215 00:08:30,622 --> 00:08:32,925 A SMOKER OVER HERE AND GOT A FIRE PIT. 216 00:08:33,025 --> 00:08:34,526 THIS UNIT IS KILLER. 217 00:08:34,626 --> 00:08:36,128 IT'S FANTASTIC. 218 00:08:36,228 --> 00:08:37,262 I'VE ONLY GOT MY BEAMER HERE. 219 00:08:37,362 --> 00:08:38,830 I DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT. 220 00:08:40,499 --> 00:08:42,801 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 221 00:08:42,901 --> 00:08:45,170 WHAT AM I BID HERE? - 300. 222 00:08:45,270 --> 00:08:46,905 - ALL RIGHT, LOVE IT. ALREADY GOT 300. 223 00:08:47,005 --> 00:08:49,207 NOW 400, WE GONNA GET 400? - YEAH. 224 00:08:49,241 --> 00:08:50,809 - 400, NOW 500, WE GONNA GET 500? 225 00:08:50,909 --> 00:08:53,211 500, NOW 600. LESA 600, NOW 700. 226 00:08:53,312 --> 00:08:54,947 NOW 800. 800, NOW 9. 227 00:08:55,047 --> 00:08:56,181 WE GONNA GET 9 TO 9 TO 900? 228 00:08:56,281 --> 00:08:57,683 GONNA GET 900? 900? 229 00:08:57,783 --> 00:08:59,484 NOW $1,000. 230 00:08:59,585 --> 00:09:02,254 1,000. NOW 1,100, 1,100, 1,100. 231 00:09:02,354 --> 00:09:04,523 GOT 1,050. I GOT 1,050. 232 00:09:04,623 --> 00:09:06,258 NOW 1,100. [auctioneering] 233 00:09:06,358 --> 00:09:08,594 LESA, 1,100. 1,100, NOW 1,200. 234 00:09:08,694 --> 00:09:10,963 [auctioneering] 235 00:09:11,063 --> 00:09:12,965 - LOOK, LADY, GO AHEAD. GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT. 236 00:09:13,065 --> 00:09:15,100 - NOW 1,200. - 1,160. 237 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,002 - 1,200. I TELL YOU WHAT. 238 00:09:17,102 --> 00:09:18,437 1,175. WILL THAT HELP YA? 239 00:09:18,537 --> 00:09:20,539 1,175. - THERE YA GO. 240 00:09:20,639 --> 00:09:23,442 NOW 1,200, MA'AM, 1,200. WE GONNA GET 1,200? 241 00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:27,279 NOW HAVE 1,250, GONNA GET 1,250. 242 00:09:27,379 --> 00:09:29,448 [auctioneering] - 13. 243 00:09:29,548 --> 00:09:31,016 - $1,300. NOW 14. 244 00:09:31,116 --> 00:09:32,918 $1,400. NOW 15. 245 00:09:33,018 --> 00:09:34,319 - I'M OUT. - 15. 246 00:09:34,419 --> 00:09:35,454 GONNA GIVE $1,500 BID? 247 00:09:35,554 --> 00:09:38,457 [auctioneering] 248 00:09:38,557 --> 00:09:40,025 - 1,450. 249 00:09:40,125 --> 00:09:42,094 - NOW 1,500. 250 00:09:42,194 --> 00:09:44,463 - 1,450-- VICTOR SAID IT. 251 00:09:44,563 --> 00:09:46,798 - SHE'S A LOT MEANER THAN SHE LOOKS. 252 00:09:46,898 --> 00:09:49,601 - THAT GAL IN THE WHEELCHAIR, SHE IS NOT HAPPY. 253 00:09:49,701 --> 00:09:52,237 - THERE'S VICTOR RIGHT THERE. 254 00:09:52,337 --> 00:09:54,206 LOOKIT--RIGHT THERE! 255 00:09:54,306 --> 00:09:56,575 - [auctioneering] 256 00:09:56,675 --> 00:10:00,178 SOLD, SOLD, SOLD, VICTOR, $1,450. 257 00:10:00,278 --> 00:10:02,481 - BEST ROOM OF THE DAY. 258 00:10:02,581 --> 00:10:04,716 - ALL RIGHT. - READY? ROCK IT. 259 00:10:04,816 --> 00:10:05,951 WHOO! 260 00:10:06,051 --> 00:10:07,753 - OH, DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN. 261 00:10:07,853 --> 00:10:09,121 - WELL, I'M GLAD I WENT FOR IT. 262 00:10:09,221 --> 00:10:12,691 BUT, UH... NOW I GOTTA HAUL IT. 263 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,228 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS. 264 00:10:16,328 --> 00:10:18,263 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING? 265 00:10:18,363 --> 00:10:19,564 WE GOT TWO LEGS BROKE... 266 00:10:19,665 --> 00:10:21,600 - LOOK, I CAN FIX A THING OR TWO, 267 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:23,869 BUT I AIN'T NO MIRACLE WORKER. 268 00:10:23,969 --> 00:10:26,938 - I'M DONE WITH THIS. 269 00:10:27,039 --> 00:10:29,641 TV, IF IT WORKS, 40 BUCKS. 270 00:10:29,741 --> 00:10:31,376 THIS THING... [patting] 271 00:10:31,476 --> 00:10:34,913 I'M THINKING ABOUT 150 TO 175. 272 00:10:35,013 --> 00:10:36,882 LOOKING LIKE WE COULD GET OUR MONEY BACK. 273 00:10:36,982 --> 00:10:37,949 WE LOAD UP THIS FURNITURE. 274 00:10:38,050 --> 00:10:39,084 NOW LET'S GO THROUGH THESE BOXES. 275 00:10:39,184 --> 00:10:40,152 THAT'S WHAT I LIKE. 276 00:10:40,218 --> 00:10:41,653 OH, THIS LOOKS LIKE 277 00:10:41,753 --> 00:10:43,722 I JUST WASTED MY TIME AND MONEY. 278 00:10:43,855 --> 00:10:46,625 I DON'T EVEN SEE $10 IN THERE. 279 00:10:46,725 --> 00:10:48,627 OOH! 280 00:10:48,727 --> 00:10:50,195 BUT I DO SEE SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. 281 00:10:50,295 --> 00:10:53,231 OH, MY GO--JERRY? 282 00:10:53,331 --> 00:10:55,267 LOOK WHAT I FOUND. 283 00:10:55,367 --> 00:10:56,735 WOW. 284 00:10:56,835 --> 00:10:58,470 - WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS IT? 285 00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:01,506 - IT SAYS PAYMASTER. THE PRICE WAS $139.50... 286 00:11:01,606 --> 00:11:03,909 BACK THEN, OKAY? 287 00:11:04,009 --> 00:11:06,411 THIS HAS TO DO WITH HOW THEY ADDED UP STUFF, 288 00:11:06,445 --> 00:11:08,647 YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU DID THIS, THEN YOU GO CHING-CHING. 289 00:11:08,747 --> 00:11:10,749 AND THEN THEY--YOU KNOW. CHING-CHING. 290 00:11:10,782 --> 00:11:13,018 - NO, I DON'T KNOW. CHING-CHING? 291 00:11:13,118 --> 00:11:14,286 - WELL-- [both laugh] 292 00:11:14,386 --> 00:11:16,154 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE FOUND IN THAT BOX, 293 00:11:16,254 --> 00:11:18,557 BUT IT COULD SAVE THIS UNIT. 294 00:11:18,757 --> 00:11:20,759 - PAYCHECK'S ONLY $6. CHING-CHING! 295 00:11:20,859 --> 00:11:22,060 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 296 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,663 THIS COULD BE A LOT OF GOOD MONEY HERE. 297 00:11:24,696 --> 00:11:26,732 IF WE GET $139.50 FOR IT... [ching-ching] 298 00:11:26,832 --> 00:11:28,467 EVERYBODY THOUGHT THIS UNIT WAS JUNK. 299 00:11:28,567 --> 00:11:30,335 BUT THIS OLD COUNTING MACHINE 300 00:11:30,435 --> 00:11:32,037 MIGHT MAKE ME SOME MONEY. 301 00:11:32,170 --> 00:11:34,272 - DANG, THAT'S GOOD! 302 00:11:38,410 --> 00:11:40,145 - WE'RE BACK AT MY STORE HERE IN TYLER, 303 00:11:40,245 --> 00:11:41,446 THE 31 HOUSE. 304 00:11:41,513 --> 00:11:42,614 - IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE MUCH, 305 00:11:42,647 --> 00:11:44,316 BUT THAT'S ALL PART OF THE PLAN. 306 00:11:44,349 --> 00:11:46,985 I HAVE IT SET UP TO LOOK LIKE AN ESTATE SALE 307 00:11:47,085 --> 00:11:48,687 BECAUSE PEOPLE REALLY WANNA COME IN 308 00:11:48,787 --> 00:11:50,889 AND BUY GRANDMA'S OLD ITEMS. 309 00:11:50,956 --> 00:11:51,990 I GIVE GOOD DEALS, 310 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:53,725 BUT I ALSO RAKE IN A LOTTA MONEY. 311 00:11:53,825 --> 00:11:56,428 I BOUGHT A MASSIVE UNIT, 312 00:11:56,528 --> 00:11:58,263 WAY TOO MUCH TO HAUL WITH MY CAR. 313 00:11:58,363 --> 00:12:00,098 SO I HAD TO HIRE SOME LOCAL LABOR. 314 00:12:00,198 --> 00:12:02,868 COME ON, ROYCE. HURRY UP, MAN! 315 00:12:02,968 --> 00:12:05,470 - I'M COMIN'. 316 00:12:05,570 --> 00:12:07,439 - I GOT MY FRIEND ROYCE TO COME IN 317 00:12:07,539 --> 00:12:09,541 AND MY PARTNER JOANNE. 318 00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:11,009 [grunts] 319 00:12:11,109 --> 00:12:12,978 WELL, THAT LITTLE KITCHEN SET AIN'T BAD, YOU KNOW. 320 00:12:13,078 --> 00:12:14,980 BUT IT DOESN'T ADD UP TO 1,450. 321 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,882 BUT IT'S GONNA BE CLOSE AFTER I GOT IT ALL APART. 322 00:12:16,982 --> 00:12:18,517 YOU KNOW, THE COUCHES ARE AVERAGE. 323 00:12:18,617 --> 00:12:19,885 MAYBE 200, $300 THERE. 324 00:12:19,985 --> 00:12:21,620 100 BUCKS FOR THE KITCHEN SET. 325 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:24,556 WITH THE SMOKER THERE, THAT WAS 500, 600... 326 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,525 - YEAH. - MAYBE 700 OR 800 RIGHT NOW 327 00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:27,826 WE'RE LOOKIN' AT. 328 00:12:27,926 --> 00:12:32,130 YOU KNOW, THIS UNIT WAS LOADED WITH A LOT OF STUFF. 329 00:12:32,164 --> 00:12:33,498 THE QUALITY ISN'T QUITE THERE. 330 00:12:33,598 --> 00:12:36,134 I'M HOPING JUST TO BREAK EVEN RIGHT NOW. 331 00:12:36,201 --> 00:12:37,402 - AIR MATTRESS HERE, VIC. 332 00:12:37,502 --> 00:12:39,037 LIGHT. FOR A LIGHT. 333 00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:40,739 DVDs. 334 00:12:40,839 --> 00:12:43,341 PEANUTS! OH, YEAH. 335 00:12:43,441 --> 00:12:45,377 WELL, VIC, WE GOT SOMETHING HERE. 336 00:12:48,446 --> 00:12:50,816 - WHAT'S UP? - I DON'T KNOW. 337 00:12:50,849 --> 00:12:53,051 OOH! WOW. 338 00:12:53,151 --> 00:12:54,719 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, OOH, WOW? 339 00:12:54,820 --> 00:12:56,855 - OOH, WOW! THAT'S WHAT I MEAN, OH, WOW. 340 00:12:56,955 --> 00:12:58,623 WHAT IS THAT? - I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 341 00:12:58,657 --> 00:13:00,258 YOU GOT ME. 342 00:13:00,292 --> 00:13:01,793 IT LOOKS LIKE SOME KINDA LAMP, MAYBE. 343 00:13:03,161 --> 00:13:04,629 - [bleep] IT'S HEAVY. 344 00:13:04,729 --> 00:13:07,966 I THINK I FOUND THE REST OF YOUR BRASS LAMP. 345 00:13:08,066 --> 00:13:09,634 OR WHATEVER IT IS. 346 00:13:11,436 --> 00:13:13,905 WHAT THE HELL? WELL, WHAT IS THIS? 347 00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:17,709 - I BET- YEAH.T GOES TOGRAB THAT BASE, JO.- 348 00:13:17,809 --> 00:13:20,412 YEAH, THIS GOES LIKE THIS. 349 00:13:20,512 --> 00:13:22,380 AND THEN THIS-- - CAREFUL WITH THAT THING. 350 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,216 - OH, MAN, THAT'S HEAVY AS ANYTHING. 351 00:13:24,316 --> 00:13:26,418 THE DETAILS ON THE SIDE OF THIS THING... 352 00:13:26,518 --> 00:13:28,019 AND THIS DRAGON HANDLE-- 353 00:13:28,119 --> 00:13:29,688 IT LOOKS ASIAN TO ME. 354 00:13:29,788 --> 00:13:30,956 BUT FROM WHERE, I'M NOT SURE. 355 00:13:31,056 --> 00:13:32,257 - IT LOOKS LIKE A CANNON. 356 00:13:32,357 --> 00:13:33,558 - IT'S NOT A CANNON. 357 00:13:36,595 --> 00:13:38,430 - HOPEFULLY, THEY'RE REAL. - YEAH. 358 00:13:38,530 --> 00:13:40,732 - IF THAT'S A REAL SIGNATURE, WE'RE IN. 359 00:13:40,832 --> 00:13:42,167 - WE FOUND SOME HELMETS SIGNED 360 00:13:42,267 --> 00:13:44,402 BY FORMER DALLAS COWBOY ROY WILLIAMS. 361 00:13:44,502 --> 00:13:47,105 WE'RE GONNA SEE IF THIS IS THE REAL DEAL. 362 00:13:47,205 --> 00:13:49,174 - WE CAN GO LEFT HERE? - MM-HMM. 363 00:13:49,274 --> 00:13:50,842 - I DO A LOT OF BENEFIT AUCTIONS, 364 00:13:50,942 --> 00:13:52,310 CHARITIES AND STUFF LIKE THAT. 365 00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:55,213 SO MY OLD-SCHOOL WAY IS I'VE GOT A LOT OF CONNECTIONS. 366 00:13:55,313 --> 00:13:57,649 I DON'T NEED NO FACEBOOK OR TWITTER BITTER-- 367 00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,084 WHATEVER THAT IS. 368 00:13:59,150 --> 00:14:00,352 I HAVE A FRIEND OF A FRIEND 369 00:14:00,452 --> 00:14:02,254 THAT SUPPOSEDLY KNOWS ROY WILLIAMS, 370 00:14:02,354 --> 00:14:03,922 AND HE SAID HE'S GOT IN TOUCH WITH HIM, 371 00:14:04,022 --> 00:14:04,956 AND WE'RE HEADED TO HIS HOUSE TODAY. 372 00:14:05,056 --> 00:14:06,725 - RIGHT HERE. 373 00:14:06,825 --> 00:14:08,560 THIS IS THE PLACE, I THINK. - YEP. 374 00:14:11,429 --> 00:14:13,798 [ding-dong] 375 00:14:18,303 --> 00:14:19,838 - SOMEBODY'S HERE. 376 00:14:19,938 --> 00:14:21,139 - HELLO. - THAT IS ROY WILLIAMS. 377 00:14:21,239 --> 00:14:23,241 - OH, MY GOODNESS. - WHAT'S GOING ON? 378 00:14:23,341 --> 00:14:24,576 - HOW'S IT GOING, MAN? NICE TO MEET YOU. 379 00:14:24,676 --> 00:14:25,577 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - RICKY. 380 00:14:25,677 --> 00:14:28,179 - DID WE WAKE YA? - [laughs] YEAH. 381 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,882 - WE FOUND SOME OF THESE IN A STORAGE UNIT. 382 00:14:30,982 --> 00:14:32,017 BASICALLY WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO FIND OUT 383 00:14:32,117 --> 00:14:33,985 IF THAT'S REALLY YOUR SIGNATURE. 384 00:14:34,085 --> 00:14:36,554 - WE DON'T HAVE ANY LETTERS OF AUTHENTICITY OR ANYTHING. 385 00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:38,023 - WE KINDA CHECKED 'EM OUT AND STUFF. 386 00:14:38,123 --> 00:14:39,291 IF THAT'S NOT YOUR SIGNATURE, 387 00:14:39,391 --> 00:14:40,592 THESE ARE LIKE 10 BUCKS. 388 00:14:40,692 --> 00:14:41,993 BUT IF IT IS YOUR SIGNATURE, 389 00:14:42,093 --> 00:14:44,296 I GOT LIKE $700 WORTH OF STUFF RIGHT HERE. 390 00:14:44,396 --> 00:14:45,630 - REALLY? 700? 391 00:14:45,730 --> 00:14:46,631 - BIG DIFFERENCE. - YEAH. 392 00:14:46,731 --> 00:14:47,799 DOES THAT LOOK LIKE YOUR SIGNATURE? 393 00:14:47,899 --> 00:14:49,601 - WE ACTUALLY FOUND FOUR OF 'EM. 394 00:14:49,701 --> 00:14:51,102 - OH, REALLY? - YEAH. 395 00:14:53,638 --> 00:14:54,606 - LET ME SEE. 396 00:14:54,706 --> 00:14:56,741 YEAH, THAT'S MY SIGNATURE. 397 00:14:56,841 --> 00:14:58,043 - THAT'S YOU? 398 00:14:58,143 --> 00:14:59,844 OH, MAN, THIS IS AWESOME. - THIS IS IT! 399 00:14:59,945 --> 00:15:01,179 - THIS IS AWESOME. 400 00:15:01,279 --> 00:15:04,049 - I WANT ONE. [laughter] 401 00:15:04,149 --> 00:15:05,183 - OKAY. 402 00:15:05,283 --> 00:15:06,251 HECK OF A LICK. 403 00:15:06,351 --> 00:15:08,053 - YOU GUYS WANNA COME IN? 404 00:15:08,153 --> 00:15:09,287 - SURE. - IT'S HOT. 405 00:15:09,387 --> 00:15:11,790 - YEAH. - I GUESS, RICKY, 406 00:15:11,890 --> 00:15:13,425 YOU HAVE TO TAKE A PICTURE OR SOMETHING, LIKE THIS, 407 00:15:13,525 --> 00:15:15,560 SO WE KNOW THEY'RE REAL? - SURE. 408 00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:18,129 HOW DO YOU FO-- - I'M A LITTLE EXCITED. 409 00:15:18,229 --> 00:15:19,431 - ALL I--NO? 410 00:15:19,531 --> 00:15:20,765 - YOU'RE GOOD. [Roy laughing] 411 00:15:20,865 --> 00:15:22,434 - I CAN'T GET ALL YOU GUYS IN THERE. 412 00:15:22,534 --> 00:15:23,835 WHAT, DO I GOTTA TURN THIS THIS WAY? 413 00:15:23,935 --> 00:15:25,070 - I GOTTA GET SKINNIER, I GUESS. 414 00:15:25,170 --> 00:15:26,805 - HOW DO I DO THAT, PINCH YA TOGETHER? 415 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,907 - NO, DUDE. - SHOW ME HOW TO DO THIS. 416 00:15:29,007 --> 00:15:30,141 I'M NOT A HIGH-TECH GUY. 417 00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:32,077 THAT DAMN FANCY PHONE IS EMBARRASSING ME 418 00:15:32,177 --> 00:15:33,511 IN FRONT OF ROY WILLIAMS. 419 00:15:33,611 --> 00:15:34,846 - YOU GOT IT? 420 00:15:34,946 --> 00:15:36,147 - I GOT IT. - ALL RIGHT. 421 00:15:36,247 --> 00:15:37,449 - YOU SURE? 422 00:15:37,549 --> 00:15:39,784 - THERE WE GO. THERE IT IS. 423 00:15:39,884 --> 00:15:41,052 - AWESOME, MAN. - SWEET. 424 00:15:41,152 --> 00:15:42,954 - WE APPRECIATE IT. - YOU'RE WELCOME, MAN. 425 00:15:43,054 --> 00:15:44,622 SO YOU GUYS SAID YOU WON THESE IN THE STORAGE UNIT? 426 00:15:44,723 --> 00:15:46,091 - YEAH, WE GOT 'EM IN THE STORAGE AUCTION. 427 00:15:46,157 --> 00:15:47,726 I MEAN...YOU SHOULD COME WITH US SOMETIME, 428 00:15:47,826 --> 00:15:48,994 CHECK IT OUT. 429 00:15:49,094 --> 00:15:50,729 - I WOULD LOVE TO. 430 00:15:50,829 --> 00:15:52,664 - I DIDN'T THINK HE WAS ACTUALLY GONNA SAY YES. 431 00:15:52,764 --> 00:15:54,265 - I'M ALL ABOUT THE TREASURE. 432 00:15:54,366 --> 00:15:55,734 - IT'S NICE OF HIM TO SAY, 433 00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:57,268 BUT HE'S NOT GONNA SHOW. 434 00:15:57,369 --> 00:15:58,803 THANK YOU. - THANK YOU. 435 00:15:58,903 --> 00:16:00,939 I APPRECIATE IT, MAN. - PLEASURE MEETING YOU. 436 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:03,575 - THERE'S ONLY ONE GUY IN TEXAS 437 00:16:03,608 --> 00:16:05,043 THAT KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAYMASTER MACHINE, 438 00:16:05,143 --> 00:16:06,344 AND HE'S IN HOUSTON. 439 00:16:06,444 --> 00:16:08,279 HI. 440 00:16:08,313 --> 00:16:11,483 I'M GOING TO TAKE IT TO A PAYMASTER MAST. 441 00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:13,818 HOW YOU DOING? I'M LESA. 442 00:16:13,852 --> 00:16:15,754 YOU GOT SOME NEAT STUFF HERE. 443 00:16:15,820 --> 00:16:18,023 WELL, WE HAVE AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE, I THINK. 444 00:16:18,123 --> 00:16:20,091 WE FOUND THIS IN A STORAGE LOCKER, 445 00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:22,761 AND I'M KINDA CURIOUS OF SOME INFORMATION 446 00:16:22,861 --> 00:16:24,562 YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO GIVE ME, 447 00:16:24,662 --> 00:16:27,332 LIKE...IT'S VERY VALUABLE WOULD BE GOOD. 448 00:16:27,432 --> 00:16:30,435 - THIS IS AN OLDER UNIT, AN INK UNIT MACHINE, 449 00:16:30,535 --> 00:16:31,770 WHICH THEY DON'T MAKE ANYMORE. 450 00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:33,605 THEY'VE GONE TO RIBBON WRITER MACHINES. 451 00:16:33,638 --> 00:16:38,643 AS AN EXAMPLE OF A RIBBON WRITER MACHINE... 452 00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:41,546 THIS IS A CURRENT MODEL. 453 00:16:41,679 --> 00:16:43,515 - WHAT WOULD A MACHINE LIKE THIS BE USED FOR? 454 00:16:43,581 --> 00:16:45,517 - TO IMPRINT THE AMOUNT ON CHECKS. 455 00:16:45,617 --> 00:16:48,019 IT ACTUALLY EMBOSSES THE AMOUNT ON A CHECK, 456 00:16:48,086 --> 00:16:50,855 MAKING IT VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE-- 457 00:16:50,955 --> 00:16:52,490 NOT COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE-- 458 00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:54,359 BUT EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO ALTER. 459 00:16:54,459 --> 00:16:56,161 ALSO, IT LOOKS... THE INK UNIT MACHINES, 460 00:16:56,261 --> 00:16:58,063 IT'S SO PRONE TO HAVING PROBLEMS... 461 00:16:58,163 --> 00:16:59,397 A LOT OF COMPANIES USE 'EM. 462 00:16:59,497 --> 00:17:00,965 EVEN IF THEY'RE DOING CHECKS ON A COMPUTER, 463 00:17:01,066 --> 00:17:02,534 YOU STILL HAVE DAY-TO-DAY CHECKS. 464 00:17:02,634 --> 00:17:04,235 - WOW. 465 00:17:04,335 --> 00:17:06,204 DID I HIT PAYDAY? THAT'S ALL I WANNA KNOW. 466 00:17:06,304 --> 00:17:08,540 [laughing] OKAY, AND SO THIS... 467 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:09,808 MORE VALUABLE? 468 00:17:09,874 --> 00:17:12,077 - THEORETICALLY. 469 00:17:12,177 --> 00:17:13,311 - COME ON ALREADY! 470 00:17:13,411 --> 00:17:15,480 - CAN YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE VALUE? 471 00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:18,716 - WHEN THIS WAS NEW, THIS SOLD FOR $139. 472 00:17:18,817 --> 00:17:20,652 BUT IT SELLS-- A NEW RIBBON WRITER SELLS 473 00:17:20,752 --> 00:17:22,654 FOR RIGHT ON TO $700. 474 00:17:22,754 --> 00:17:24,322 - YES! 475 00:17:24,422 --> 00:17:26,257 OKAY, SO IT'S 700. I'M THINKING OLDER. 476 00:17:26,357 --> 00:17:27,559 LOT MORE? 477 00:17:27,659 --> 00:17:30,595 - IT TRULY HAS NO VALUE. 478 00:17:32,130 --> 00:17:33,565 - OH...NO. 479 00:17:33,665 --> 00:17:35,066 - [sighs] 480 00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:37,335 - THERE WERE TOO MANY OF THEM MADE, 481 00:17:37,435 --> 00:17:39,237 AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FIX THIS UP 482 00:17:39,337 --> 00:17:41,573 BECAUSE PARTS ARE TOTALLY UNAVAILABLE. 483 00:17:41,673 --> 00:17:43,441 - SO AGAIN, YOU'RE SAYING THAT THIS IS WORTHLESS? 484 00:17:43,541 --> 00:17:45,910 - THAT'S TRUE. 485 00:17:46,010 --> 00:17:47,378 - UNLESS YOU CAN-- - THOUGHT I LIKED YOU. 486 00:17:47,412 --> 00:17:50,448 - IN SOME WAY... MELT IT DOWN FOR METAL. 487 00:17:50,548 --> 00:17:52,951 - SORRY. THINKING I HAD SOMETHING VALUABLE HERE. 488 00:17:53,017 --> 00:17:54,152 YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY. 489 00:17:54,185 --> 00:17:55,887 - BYE-BYE. THANKS FOR COMING BY. 490 00:17:55,954 --> 00:17:57,689 - YOU'RE NOT GETTING LUNCH NOW. - WHAT? 491 00:17:57,789 --> 00:17:59,791 - WE DIDN'T MAKE ANY MONEY OFF OF THIS. 492 00:18:01,593 --> 00:18:03,061 - HELLO! ANYBODY HERE? 493 00:18:03,161 --> 00:18:04,429 I FOUND A LOCAL SHOP HERE 494 00:18:04,529 --> 00:18:06,397 THAT SPECIALIZES IN ASIAN ANTIQUES. 495 00:18:06,498 --> 00:18:07,899 I'M TAKING THE BRONZE PIECE OVER 496 00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:10,135 SO I CAN FIND OUT WHAT THE HELL THIS THING IS. 497 00:18:10,168 --> 00:18:12,203 - I'M RHONDA. - I'M VIC. 498 00:18:12,237 --> 00:18:13,571 GOOD TO MEET YOU. - THIS IS THOMAS. 499 00:18:13,605 --> 00:18:14,973 - I'M THOMAS. NICE TO MEET YOU. 500 00:18:15,073 --> 00:18:16,608 - HOW ARE YOU? - FINE, THANK YOU. 501 00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:19,511 - WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? 502 00:18:19,611 --> 00:18:23,081 - I WAS GUESSING IT WAS, UH, A HOOKAH PIPE. 503 00:18:23,181 --> 00:18:25,683 - THIS WE CALL A TOMO HU. 504 00:18:25,783 --> 00:18:27,852 - IT'S ALMOST HOOKAH. - NO... 505 00:18:27,952 --> 00:18:29,287 - IS IT HOOKAH? - HU... 506 00:18:29,387 --> 00:18:30,755 - HOOKAH. - H. H-U. 507 00:18:30,855 --> 00:18:32,056 - IF YOU SAY HOOKAH, I'M RIGHT. 508 00:18:32,157 --> 00:18:33,825 - NO. - ONE IS SMOKING. 509 00:18:33,925 --> 00:18:35,460 ONE IS DRINKING. 510 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:37,295 - I GOT TWO MORE PIECES THAT IT CAME WITH. 511 00:18:37,395 --> 00:18:39,063 OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, THE LID... 512 00:18:39,164 --> 00:18:40,298 - YES. - IS THERE. 513 00:18:40,398 --> 00:18:42,800 AND THEN THERE WAS THIS-- THIS BOTTOM PIECE. 514 00:18:42,901 --> 00:18:44,068 - THIS IS YOUR BOTTOM, AND... 515 00:18:44,169 --> 00:18:46,905 - AND THEN THIS SHOULD-- - THEN THIS GOES UP ON TOP. 516 00:18:46,938 --> 00:18:49,607 SHOULD FIT--THERE IT IS. PERFECTLY INSIDE. 517 00:18:49,674 --> 00:18:51,276 THEY PUT THE CHARCOAL IN IT, 518 00:18:51,309 --> 00:18:53,611 AND IT WOULD HEAT UP THE MILK. 519 00:18:53,711 --> 00:18:55,313 - MILK. - YES. 520 00:18:55,413 --> 00:18:57,682 - MILK. - GOAT MILK. 521 00:18:57,782 --> 00:18:58,983 - GREAT. I GOT A GOAT MILK PITCHER? 522 00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:01,653 OKAY, SO THEY HEAT UP THE GOAT'S MILK, 523 00:19:01,786 --> 00:19:03,421 BUT WHO DRINKS ALL THAT GOAT'S MILK? 524 00:19:03,454 --> 00:19:05,557 - WELL, YOU HAVE IT FOR CEREMONIES 525 00:19:05,657 --> 00:19:06,891 AND SPECIAL OCCASIONS. - SO THEY HAD MORE THAN 526 00:19:06,991 --> 00:19:08,092 ONE OF THESE. 527 00:19:08,193 --> 00:19:09,427 - YEAH. - OH, FOR SURE. 528 00:19:09,527 --> 00:19:11,062 - IT DO COMES ALSO DIFFERENT SIZES. 529 00:19:11,162 --> 00:19:12,830 THIS IS THE BIGGEST SIZE. 530 00:19:12,864 --> 00:19:14,832 - IT'S THE BIGGEST SIZE. SO THAT MEANS IT'S THE BEST. 531 00:19:14,933 --> 00:19:16,467 BIGGER IS ALWAYS BETTER. 532 00:19:16,568 --> 00:19:20,305 - NO. BECAUSE IT DEPENDS THE MATERIAL. 533 00:19:20,405 --> 00:19:22,674 - I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THIS IS BRONZE. 534 00:19:22,774 --> 00:19:25,476 - HOW MUCH WOULD IT BE WORTH IF IT WAS BRONZE? 535 00:19:25,577 --> 00:19:27,979 - IF THE BRONZE PARTICULAR LIKE THAT 536 00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:30,081 MAKE IN THE 18TH CENTURY, 537 00:19:30,181 --> 00:19:34,852 POSSIBILITY WE CAN SAY IT'S ABOUT $100,000. 538 00:19:36,421 --> 00:19:37,722 - SOLD! - OKAY. 539 00:19:37,822 --> 00:19:42,627 BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THAT IS NOT WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT. 540 00:19:42,727 --> 00:19:45,063 [record scratch effect] 541 00:19:45,163 --> 00:19:46,598 - THIS IS DEFINITELY COPPER. 542 00:19:46,698 --> 00:19:49,467 YOU CAN TELL THAT BECAUSE IT'S VERY, VERY THIN, 543 00:19:49,601 --> 00:19:50,702 AND IT'S VERY PLIABLE. - OKAY. 544 00:19:50,802 --> 00:19:52,103 - IF YOU PRESS ON IT, YOU CAN FEEL IT. 545 00:19:52,203 --> 00:19:53,805 YOU CAN'T PRESS BRONZE. 546 00:19:53,905 --> 00:19:55,873 - IT STILL HAS TO BE A HIGHLY PRICED ITEM. 547 00:19:55,974 --> 00:19:58,343 WHAT WOULD YOU GUESS IT'D BE? WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? 548 00:20:01,713 --> 00:20:03,281 - MAYBE $5,000. 549 00:20:03,381 --> 00:20:04,849 - REALLY? WOW. 550 00:20:04,949 --> 00:20:07,285 EXCELLENT. IT'S NOT 100,000, 551 00:20:07,385 --> 00:20:09,854 BUT I GOT THIS UNIT MORE THAN PAID FOR. 552 00:20:09,954 --> 00:20:12,957 EVEN AT $5,000, THAT'S A GREAT DEAL. 553 00:20:12,991 --> 00:20:15,293 I BROKE EVEN WITH THE OTHER STUFF IN THERE, 554 00:20:15,326 --> 00:20:17,262 AND THIS IS THE PLUS SIDE. 555 00:20:18,329 --> 00:20:21,566 - THE FORT WORTH VICTOR WAS...VICTOR 556 00:20:21,666 --> 00:20:25,737 ROLLING UP A $4,000 PROFIT ON HIS TIBETAN TEA POT. 557 00:20:25,837 --> 00:20:28,439 RICKY AND BUBBA MADE $800 558 00:20:28,539 --> 00:20:30,375 ON THEIR TAIL-GATING UNIT. 559 00:20:30,475 --> 00:20:34,379 AND LESA LEWIS BUSTED ON HER PAYMASTER 560 00:20:34,479 --> 00:20:37,649 BUT FOUND A $65 PROFIT IN HER FURNITURE. 561 00:20:37,749 --> 00:20:40,118 - YOU SHOULD COME WITH US SOMETIME, CHECK IT OUT-- 562 00:20:40,218 --> 00:20:42,220 - I WOULD LOVE TO. WHAT TIME OF THE DAY IS IT? 563 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,588 - IT'S USUALLY MORNING. - USUALLY IN THE MORNING. 564 00:20:43,688 --> 00:20:44,756 - LIKE 9:00, 10:00. 565 00:20:44,856 --> 00:20:46,457 - OKAY. I WORK OUT ABOUT 7:00, 566 00:20:46,557 --> 00:20:48,660 SO THAT SHOULD BE-- - ME TOO. 567 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,028 - YEAH. YOU WORK OUT. 568 00:20:50,128 --> 00:20:51,496 - WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT, ROY? 569 00:20:51,596 --> 00:20:53,431 - 12-OUNCE CURLS. 570 00:20:53,531 --> 00:20:56,067 - WHAT'S FUNNY ABOUT THAT, ROY? 571 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:57,969 - NO, SERIOUSLY, WHERE DO YOU WORK OUT? 572 00:20:58,069 --> 00:20:59,037 WHAT DO YOU WORK ON? 573 00:20:59,137 --> 00:21:01,039 [laughter] 574 00:21:01,139 --> 00:21:02,573 - IT HURTS MY HEART, ROY.