1 00:00:07,219 --> 00:00:09,355 - WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... 2 00:00:11,123 --> 00:00:13,292 IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, 3 00:00:13,392 --> 00:00:15,361 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 4 00:00:16,095 --> 00:00:17,430 - THAT'S THE PRIZE. 5 00:00:17,530 --> 00:00:19,165 - $700-- - ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 6 00:00:19,265 --> 00:00:20,166 - YEAH. - YEAH. 7 00:00:20,266 --> 00:00:21,834 - RIGHT HERE. - YEAH. 8 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:23,302 - COMING UP: 9 00:00:23,402 --> 00:00:25,071 - JERRY? GOT THE BOX? 10 00:00:25,171 --> 00:00:27,206 I JUST HOPE THAT IT'LL BRING ME SOME MONEY. 11 00:00:27,306 --> 00:00:28,941 - WE'LL MEASURE THIS AND WE'LL FIND OUT 12 00:00:29,041 --> 00:00:31,510 IF YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING WORTH A LOT OF MONEY. 13 00:00:31,610 --> 00:00:33,412 - OH, YEAH. THAT'S THE PRIZE. 14 00:00:34,747 --> 00:00:35,948 KICK HIS ASS! - WHOO! 15 00:00:36,048 --> 00:00:37,917 - I HAVE TO ADMIT THIS IS KIND OF COOL. 16 00:00:38,017 --> 00:00:39,785 - I HAD TO MISS WALT'S AUCTION TODAY 17 00:00:39,885 --> 00:00:41,954 BECAUSE I HAD TO PERFORM BUNION SURGERY. 18 00:00:42,054 --> 00:00:43,522 LET'S SEE, WE HAVE-- 19 00:00:43,622 --> 00:00:45,491 OH, MY GOODNESS. 20 00:00:49,728 --> 00:00:52,031 - THAT'S THE GRAVY TRAIN RIGHT THERE. 21 00:00:52,131 --> 00:00:54,500 - YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. 22 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,036 - JERRY! MY STORE'S ON THE LINE HERE. 23 00:00:57,136 --> 00:00:59,538 - THIS IS ALL PROFIT. IT'S FABULOUS! 24 00:00:59,638 --> 00:01:02,541 [country rock music] 25 00:01:02,641 --> 00:01:06,245 ♪ ♪ 26 00:01:06,345 --> 00:01:08,547 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 27 00:01:08,647 --> 00:01:10,816 ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ 28 00:01:10,916 --> 00:01:13,819 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ 29 00:01:15,488 --> 00:01:17,890 - AND IT'S SOLD! 30 00:01:22,061 --> 00:01:23,195 - "OUR PRICES ARE LOWER..." 31 00:01:23,295 --> 00:01:25,364 OH, MY GOD. 32 00:01:25,464 --> 00:01:26,365 THE OVERALL GOAL 33 00:01:26,465 --> 00:01:27,800 IS TO BRING MORE CUSTOMERS IN. 34 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:29,268 I'M PUTTING AN AD IN THE PAPER, 35 00:01:29,368 --> 00:01:31,137 I'M PUTTING SOME NICE THINGS IN THE WINDOW. 36 00:01:31,237 --> 00:01:33,172 BASICALLY, I'M GONNA CLASS UP THE STORE. 37 00:01:34,373 --> 00:01:36,742 "THE PRICES ARE LOWER, AND THE ITEMS ARE..." 38 00:01:36,842 --> 00:01:40,179 BETTER. NEWER. 39 00:01:40,279 --> 00:01:42,748 JERRY, HELP ME WITH THIS. "WE SELL FOR LESS." 40 00:01:42,848 --> 00:01:44,016 WE DO SELL FOR LESS. 41 00:01:44,116 --> 00:01:46,218 OUR PRICES ARE THE BEST. [ding] 42 00:01:46,318 --> 00:01:48,554 "WE SELL FOR LESS, OUR PRICES ARE THE BEST." 43 00:01:50,723 --> 00:01:54,026 "OUR PRICES ARE THE BEST." - WITH A SLOGAN LIKE THAT, 44 00:01:54,126 --> 00:01:55,261 HOW COULD WE GO WRONG? 45 00:01:55,361 --> 00:01:56,362 THAT'S IT. 46 00:01:59,098 --> 00:02:01,600 - TODAY WE'RE IN FORT WORTH, TEXAS. 47 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:04,436 NOW THIS FACILITY IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES. 48 00:02:04,537 --> 00:02:05,738 IT'S ONE OF THOSE PLACES 49 00:02:05,838 --> 00:02:08,274 WHERE THE UNITS DON'T LOOK LIKE MUCH FROM THE DOOR, 50 00:02:08,374 --> 00:02:10,209 BUT I ALWAYS HEAR ABOUT PEOPLE FINDING 51 00:02:10,309 --> 00:02:12,244 HEIRLOOMS AND COLLECTABLES. 52 00:02:12,344 --> 00:02:14,713 - WE NEED TO GET EVERYTHING WE NEED TODAY. 53 00:02:14,813 --> 00:02:17,183 - LET'S HIT A COUPLE LICKS, A COUPLE GOOD, BIG UNITS-- 54 00:02:17,283 --> 00:02:18,651 - RIGHT. - FULL OF FURNITURE. 55 00:02:18,751 --> 00:02:21,654 LAMPASAS TO FORT WORTH IS ONE LONG-ASS DRIVE. 56 00:02:21,754 --> 00:02:23,789 WE BETTER GET A LOT OF BANG FOR OUR BUCK UP HERE. 57 00:02:23,889 --> 00:02:26,725 - WE BETTER JUMP IN AND GET OUR FEET WET. 58 00:02:28,794 --> 00:02:31,397 - WOW. 59 00:02:31,497 --> 00:02:33,732 EVERYBODY'S IN THEIR TRUCK TODAY. 60 00:02:33,832 --> 00:02:36,035 LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GONNA BE DOING SOME WORK. 61 00:02:36,135 --> 00:02:39,104 WHEN YOU BRING A TRUCK, YOU HAVE BAD LUCK. 62 00:02:39,205 --> 00:02:41,540 TODAY I'M FINDING THAT ONE EXPENSIVE ITEM, 63 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:42,875 AND I'M BURNING THE REST 64 00:02:42,975 --> 00:02:44,176 PIRATE-STYLE. 65 00:02:44,276 --> 00:02:46,278 - WE HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF AN UNUSUAL PROBLEM TODAY. 66 00:02:46,378 --> 00:02:47,846 WE HAVE VERY, VERY FEW BUYERS, 67 00:02:47,947 --> 00:02:48,948 AND WE THINK IT'S BECAUSE 68 00:02:49,048 --> 00:02:51,317 IT'S OVER 100 DEGREES OUT HERE TODAY. 69 00:02:51,417 --> 00:02:52,785 ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 70 00:02:52,885 --> 00:02:55,454 LOOKS LIKE A SMALLER THAN USUAL CROWD TODAY. 71 00:02:55,554 --> 00:02:56,622 HERE ARE THE RULES FOR THE AUCTION: 72 00:02:56,722 --> 00:02:58,824 YOU'LL HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. 73 00:02:58,924 --> 00:03:00,259 IT'S A CASH ONLY SALE. 74 00:03:00,359 --> 00:03:02,161 YOU'LL NOT BE ABLE TO STEP INSIDE THE UNIT. 75 00:03:02,261 --> 00:03:03,696 SO IF YOU'RE READY TO GO, 76 00:03:03,796 --> 00:03:05,698 LET'S OPEN THE GATE AND GO, WHAT DO Y'ALL THINK? 77 00:03:05,798 --> 00:03:07,533 - all: YEAH! 78 00:03:11,203 --> 00:03:12,238 - OOH. 79 00:03:12,338 --> 00:03:13,806 - IT'S LAUNDRY TIME. 80 00:03:13,906 --> 00:03:15,341 - I'M LIKING THIS ONE. 81 00:03:15,441 --> 00:03:16,709 - LESA, I NEED TO BORROW YOUR TRAILER. 82 00:03:16,809 --> 00:03:19,645 - HA! UH, IT'LL COST YOU. 83 00:03:22,748 --> 00:03:25,251 OKAY, I SEE TOYS. THERE'S DRAWERS THERE. 84 00:03:25,351 --> 00:03:26,485 OH, THERE'S A WHOLE BEDROOM SUIT. 85 00:03:26,585 --> 00:03:27,753 THAT'S GOOD FOR THE STORE. 86 00:03:27,853 --> 00:03:29,622 I'M LIKING THIS. I WANT THIS UNIT. 87 00:03:29,722 --> 00:03:31,457 THAT CABINET HAS WINDOW APPEAL. 88 00:03:31,557 --> 00:03:33,792 CUSTOMER SEES IT FROM THE WINDOW, 89 00:03:33,892 --> 00:03:35,294 THEY LIKE WHAT THEY SEE, 90 00:03:35,394 --> 00:03:36,729 AND THEY BUY IT. 91 00:03:36,829 --> 00:03:38,864 - DIRTY CLOTHES AIN'T GONNA LOOK GOOD IN THE STORE. 92 00:03:38,964 --> 00:03:40,232 - OH, IT LOOKS LIKE AN EXPLOSION 93 00:03:40,332 --> 00:03:41,867 TOOK PLACE IN HERE. - LOT OF STUFF IN HERE. 94 00:03:41,967 --> 00:03:44,336 MATTRESSES, CLOTHES... 95 00:03:44,436 --> 00:03:45,504 - LOOKS LIKE THEY LEFT IN A HURRY. 96 00:03:45,604 --> 00:03:47,506 - LET THEM WASTE THEIR MONEY ON THIS CRAP. 97 00:03:47,606 --> 00:03:48,507 WAIT FOR THE GOOD STUFF. 98 00:03:48,607 --> 00:03:49,875 WE CAME HERE TODAY TO FIND 99 00:03:49,975 --> 00:03:51,310 SOME ITEMS THAT WE CAN JUST TAKE 100 00:03:51,410 --> 00:03:53,679 RIGHT OFF THE TRAILER, ONTO THE SHOWROOM FLOOR, 101 00:03:53,779 --> 00:03:55,881 AND THIS UNIT RIGHT HERE IS NOT IT. 102 00:03:55,981 --> 00:03:57,416 - I'M LOOKING FOR SOME HIGHER-END PRODUCTS. 103 00:03:57,516 --> 00:03:58,784 I'M LOOKING FOR SOME ANTIQUES. 104 00:03:58,884 --> 00:04:00,185 SOMETHING I CAN SELL FOR SOME MONEY. 105 00:04:00,286 --> 00:04:02,888 EVERYDAY, MUNDANE ITEMS, I--I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THAT. 106 00:04:02,988 --> 00:04:03,989 I COULD POSSIBLY STRAP 107 00:04:04,089 --> 00:04:05,891 THAT CABINET ON THE TOP OF MY CAR, BUT... 108 00:04:05,991 --> 00:04:07,059 EVERYTHING ELSE IS GOING IN THE DUMPSTER. 109 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:08,327 - [auctioneering] 110 00:04:08,427 --> 00:04:10,095 WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE HERE? - OPEN UP WITH $100. 111 00:04:10,195 --> 00:04:11,730 - WE HAVE $100 BID, NOW A BID AT 100. 112 00:04:11,830 --> 00:04:12,898 NOW 200, WANNA BID 200. 113 00:04:12,998 --> 00:04:15,067 NOW 300, NICE LITTLE LOCKER. [auctioneering] 114 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:16,869 - MAKE IT 4. - $400 FROM VICTOR. 115 00:04:16,969 --> 00:04:18,537 - VICTOR THINKS HE'S GETTING THIS UNIT. 116 00:04:18,637 --> 00:04:19,905 IT'S NOT HAPPENING. 117 00:04:20,005 --> 00:04:21,540 - AND 500. 500 OVER HERE. 118 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,809 NOW 6 TO YOU. 600, WANNA GIVE 600? 119 00:04:23,909 --> 00:04:25,644 NOW 6, WANNA GIVE 600? VICTOR, YOU'RE OUT. 120 00:04:25,744 --> 00:04:27,046 ONE TIME. 600, WANNA GIVE 600? 121 00:04:27,146 --> 00:04:28,047 - COME ON, "BIG BANK." 122 00:04:28,147 --> 00:04:29,181 - WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE? 123 00:04:29,281 --> 00:04:30,516 SELL IT, MY LADY, LESA. 124 00:04:30,616 --> 00:04:33,519 $500, LESA. $500. 125 00:04:33,619 --> 00:04:34,753 - WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME NICE STUFF 126 00:04:34,853 --> 00:04:36,455 TO MAKE OUR STORE LOOK CLASSY. 127 00:04:36,555 --> 00:04:39,058 THIS CABINET IS JUST ABOUT AS CLASSY 128 00:04:39,158 --> 00:04:41,093 AS POP TARTS AT THANKSGIVING DINNER. 129 00:04:41,193 --> 00:04:43,629 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NEXT LOCKER, LET'S GO. 130 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:49,968 WHOA. 131 00:04:51,804 --> 00:04:54,106 - THERE'S VICTOR'S GIRLFRIEND. 132 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:55,374 - LOOK AT THIS. 133 00:04:55,474 --> 00:04:57,142 - THAT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN 134 00:04:57,242 --> 00:04:59,211 WHEN A SCREWDRIVER'S HOLDING THE DOOR SHUT. 135 00:04:59,311 --> 00:05:01,780 - MIGHT BE A LEATHER COUCH BACK THERE, MAYBE. 136 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:04,116 - I'M OUT. MATTRESSES THAT ARE DIRTY SCARE ME. 137 00:05:04,216 --> 00:05:05,551 SOMEBODY BEEN KILLED ON THAT ONE, LOOKS LIKE. 138 00:05:05,651 --> 00:05:07,453 - SO FAR, WE DROVE UP HERE FOR NOTHING, 139 00:05:07,553 --> 00:05:08,821 AND WE DROVE A LONG WAY. 140 00:05:08,921 --> 00:05:11,256 - OH, MY GOSH. 141 00:05:11,357 --> 00:05:12,391 HOW'S THAT COUCH LOOK? 142 00:05:12,491 --> 00:05:14,159 IT'S LEATHER? CAN YOU SEE ANY RIPS? 143 00:05:14,259 --> 00:05:15,594 THIS MIGHT NOT BE A BAD LITTLE UNIT. 144 00:05:15,694 --> 00:05:16,862 YEAH, IT'S LEATHER. 145 00:05:16,962 --> 00:05:19,865 BUT NOTHING SAYS CRACK HOUSE LIKE A LEATHER COUCH 146 00:05:19,965 --> 00:05:21,166 WITH NO CUSHIONS. 147 00:05:21,266 --> 00:05:23,602 - I GOTTA GET A GOOD LOOK IN THE BACK. 148 00:05:23,702 --> 00:05:25,371 I DO SEE A LOT OF YARD SALE STUFF IN HERE. 149 00:05:25,471 --> 00:05:27,573 I DON'T SELL YARD SALE ITEMS, I REALLY DON'T. 150 00:05:29,708 --> 00:05:31,944 THE DOLL HEAD IN THERE IS A LITTLE ARTSY-FARTSY, 151 00:05:32,044 --> 00:05:34,046 SO THERE MIGHT BE SOME INTERESTING ITEMS IN THERE. 152 00:05:34,146 --> 00:05:35,848 - [auctioneering] WHAT DO YOU WANNA GIVE NOW? 153 00:05:35,948 --> 00:05:36,949 - LET'S GO 150. 154 00:05:37,049 --> 00:05:38,450 - 150 VICTOR, THANK YOU. 150. 155 00:05:38,550 --> 00:05:39,752 - DOES THAT MAN 156 00:05:39,852 --> 00:05:41,887 FEEL LIKE HE HAS TO BE THE FIRST BID ON EVERY UNIT? 157 00:05:41,987 --> 00:05:43,055 - NOW 200, WHAT DO YOU HAVE, 200. 158 00:05:43,155 --> 00:05:45,224 PLACING IN AT 200. 200, NOW HALF ON IT. 159 00:05:45,324 --> 00:05:46,525 250-- - 250. 160 00:05:46,625 --> 00:05:48,494 - 250, NOW 300, LESA, 3, 3, 3. 161 00:05:48,594 --> 00:05:50,429 WHAT'LL YOU GIVE? 300. 300, NOW 50. 162 00:05:50,529 --> 00:05:52,331 WE NEED 50, NOW 350. - 325. 163 00:05:52,431 --> 00:05:54,867 325? MORE THAN I HAD, AND I HAVE. WE NEED 350. 164 00:05:54,967 --> 00:05:57,703 350. NOW, LESA, 350, WANNA GIVE 350? 350? 165 00:05:57,803 --> 00:05:59,571 SELL IT, VICTOR. $325. 166 00:05:59,671 --> 00:06:01,440 - WELL, WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IS ONE GREAT ITEM, 167 00:06:01,540 --> 00:06:02,975 AND THIS UNIT HAS SOME PROMISE. 168 00:06:03,075 --> 00:06:04,143 - YOU BOUGHT A PILE OF [bleep]. 169 00:06:04,243 --> 00:06:05,244 - THANK YOU. 170 00:06:07,346 --> 00:06:08,914 - WELL, CAN'T WIN 'EM ALL. 171 00:06:09,014 --> 00:06:10,549 - NOT ONE DAMN UNIT TODAY. 172 00:06:10,649 --> 00:06:12,184 BUBBA AND I ARE GONNA HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY 173 00:06:12,284 --> 00:06:15,287 BACK TO LAMPASAS EMPTY-HANDED. 174 00:06:15,387 --> 00:06:17,256 - YOU KNOW... 175 00:06:17,356 --> 00:06:19,992 BUNIONS AND CORNS, THEY JUST DON'T CURE THEMSELVES. 176 00:06:20,092 --> 00:06:22,060 I HAD TO MISS WALT'S AUCTION TODAY 177 00:06:22,161 --> 00:06:24,263 BECAUSE I HAD TO PERFORM BUNION SURGERY. 178 00:06:24,363 --> 00:06:26,465 SO I'M HEADING BACK TO A HOARDER'S UNIT 179 00:06:26,565 --> 00:06:28,367 THAT I BOUGHT BEFORE WALT'S SALE. 180 00:06:28,467 --> 00:06:29,868 WHOA. 181 00:06:29,968 --> 00:06:33,672 WE HAVE SOME TREASURES IN HERE. 182 00:06:33,772 --> 00:06:35,974 WELL, WE HAVE A GREAT LOOKING UNIT HERE. 183 00:06:36,074 --> 00:06:39,044 I GOT AN INVESTMENT OF ABOUT $550, 184 00:06:39,144 --> 00:06:42,281 SO LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN FIND IN HERE. 185 00:06:42,381 --> 00:06:45,484 I THINK THIS LADY MUST'VE BEEN A BEAUTICIAN. 186 00:06:45,584 --> 00:06:48,153 HERE ARE SOME NICE HAIR DRYERS. 187 00:06:48,253 --> 00:06:51,256 THEY'RE ABOUT $250 APIECE. 188 00:06:51,356 --> 00:06:52,958 THESE TWO DRYERS ARE GOOD FOR ME, 189 00:06:53,058 --> 00:06:54,960 BUT THIS UNIT'S A LOT OF WORK, 190 00:06:55,060 --> 00:06:57,362 SO I NEED A BIG PROFIT. 191 00:06:57,463 --> 00:07:00,299 I WAS PARTICULARLY DRAWN BY THIS, UH, CHIMPANZEE. 192 00:07:00,399 --> 00:07:01,567 I THOUGHT HE WAS REALLY CUTE. 193 00:07:01,667 --> 00:07:03,769 HE CAN SIT RIGHT THERE. 194 00:07:03,869 --> 00:07:07,606 THIS TRANSFORMER IN HERE, PROBABLY 30 BUCKS. 195 00:07:07,706 --> 00:07:09,708 THESE ARE VERY COOL TABLE LIGHTS, 196 00:07:09,808 --> 00:07:12,578 AND THEY'RE PROBABLY 30 BUCKS APIECE. 197 00:07:12,678 --> 00:07:16,315 OH, HERE'S A HOT OVEN I CAN DO MY BAGELS IN. 198 00:07:16,415 --> 00:07:19,051 OKAY, THAT'S, UH... THAT'S 20 BUCKS... 199 00:07:19,151 --> 00:07:20,052 THERE. 200 00:07:20,152 --> 00:07:23,489 THERE'S A CAR SEAT. 201 00:07:23,589 --> 00:07:25,257 THAT'S 20 BUCKS. 202 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:27,092 THIS IS A REFRIGERATOR. 203 00:07:27,192 --> 00:07:30,996 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 204 00:07:31,096 --> 00:07:33,265 OH, IT'S AN OVEN. 205 00:07:33,365 --> 00:07:35,100 NOW THIS IS ALL JUST PROFIT. 206 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,902 THIS IS A NICE PAIR OF PHILIPS SPEAKERS. 207 00:07:37,002 --> 00:07:39,438 THIS IS A $100-SPEAKER. 208 00:07:39,538 --> 00:07:41,740 HERE IS A BEAUTY CHAIR 209 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,442 WITH A HYDRAULIC PUMP. 210 00:07:43,542 --> 00:07:46,378 SO THE CHAIR IS $200. 211 00:07:46,478 --> 00:07:49,281 PEOPLE IN THE BEAUTY BUSINESS NEVER BUY NEW. 212 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:51,550 THE SECONDHAND MARKET IS EXCELLENT. 213 00:07:51,650 --> 00:07:53,118 THEY'LL FLY OUT THE DOOR. 214 00:07:53,218 --> 00:07:56,255 HERE'S A STROLLER THAT, YOU KNOW, EASILY IS $50. 215 00:07:56,355 --> 00:07:58,123 MAYBE THEY'LL BE GOOD FOR MY MONKEY. 216 00:07:58,223 --> 00:08:00,826 HERE WE HAVE A STOVE. G.E. 217 00:08:03,662 --> 00:08:05,063 - LET'S SEE, WE HAVE-- 218 00:08:05,163 --> 00:08:06,198 OH, MY GOODNESS! 219 00:08:06,298 --> 00:08:08,967 WHOA! 220 00:08:09,067 --> 00:08:11,570 WE HAVE A VIDEO GAME. 221 00:08:11,670 --> 00:08:14,606 THE GLASS IS INTACT, THE SCREEN IS INTACT. 222 00:08:14,706 --> 00:08:17,609 IT'S COOL. IT'S SUPER COOL. 223 00:08:17,709 --> 00:08:21,813 WHOA, I LIKE-- I LIKE THIS. 224 00:08:21,914 --> 00:08:23,482 PAC-MAN. 225 00:08:23,582 --> 00:08:26,952 EXTRA POINTS, TELLS YOU HOW TO DO IT. 226 00:08:27,052 --> 00:08:31,890 NOW WOULDN'T THAT BE COOL IF THAT IS A PAC-MAN GAME? 227 00:08:31,990 --> 00:08:35,394 HERE WE GO. 228 00:08:37,362 --> 00:08:39,698 OY VEY, WHAT A-- WHAT A MESS. 229 00:08:39,798 --> 00:08:42,601 I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL SOME OF MY REAL GOOD FRIENDS 230 00:08:42,701 --> 00:08:45,337 TO GET ME CLEAR AND OUT OF HERE. 231 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:47,940 I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET THIS GAME CHECKED OUT. 232 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:50,175 I HOPE IT'S OPERATING. 233 00:08:50,275 --> 00:08:51,643 PUN INTENDED. 234 00:08:51,743 --> 00:08:55,247 I REALLY LIKE IT, AND I THINK IT'S THE FIND OF THE DAY. 235 00:08:59,251 --> 00:09:00,519 - LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT IN HERE. 236 00:09:00,619 --> 00:09:03,555 I'M BACK AT THE ARTSY-FARTSY UNIT I BOUGHT FOR 325, 237 00:09:03,655 --> 00:09:05,057 AND NOW LET'S SEE WHAT'S INSIDE. 238 00:09:05,157 --> 00:09:07,793 THAT'S A HEAD FOR HAIRCUTTERS TO LEARN ON, 239 00:09:07,893 --> 00:09:08,994 AND, UH, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE 240 00:09:09,094 --> 00:09:10,429 A LITTLE ARTSY IN HERE, I THOUGHT THERE MIGHT BE 241 00:09:10,529 --> 00:09:12,364 SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT COLLECTABLE IN HERE. 242 00:09:14,733 --> 00:09:15,968 IT'S A MERCURY VAPOR LIGHT 243 00:09:16,068 --> 00:09:17,269 YOU PUT OUTSIDE. THAT'S ABOUT... 244 00:09:17,369 --> 00:09:18,904 A $50-BILL THERE. 245 00:09:19,004 --> 00:09:20,806 THIS IS A HIKER'S BACKPACK. 246 00:09:20,906 --> 00:09:23,308 COULD GET PROBABLY $30 OR $40 FOR IT. 247 00:09:23,408 --> 00:09:25,744 LET'S SEE WHAT THERE IS WHEN THESE ARE OUT OF THE WAY. 248 00:09:27,779 --> 00:09:28,680 HUH. 249 00:09:28,780 --> 00:09:31,016 DIDN'T EXPECT THIS. 250 00:09:31,116 --> 00:09:33,185 THAT'S A WHOLE LOAD TO THE DUMP. 251 00:09:33,285 --> 00:09:34,753 I DON'T HAVE ROOM TO HAUL THIS. 252 00:09:34,853 --> 00:09:36,121 I DON'T HAVE BUYERS TO BUY IT. 253 00:09:36,221 --> 00:09:37,956 ALL THAT I'M FINDING HERE ARE DUMPSTER ITEMS. 254 00:09:38,056 --> 00:09:40,292 NOTHING OVER HERE. 255 00:09:40,392 --> 00:09:42,294 LET'S SEE... 256 00:09:42,394 --> 00:09:44,696 OKAY. 257 00:09:44,796 --> 00:09:46,565 ALL RIGHT, THIS LOOKS A LITTLE INTERESTING. 258 00:09:46,665 --> 00:09:49,301 SHOE. 259 00:09:49,401 --> 00:09:51,436 AH... 260 00:09:51,536 --> 00:09:54,039 WELL, WELL, WELL. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 261 00:09:54,139 --> 00:09:56,041 LOOKS LIKE A RENAISSANCE FAIRE HELMET. 262 00:09:56,141 --> 00:09:57,876 UH, I KNOW IT'S NOT ORIGINAL 263 00:09:57,976 --> 00:10:01,279 BECAUSE, UH, IT'S GOT MODERN RIVETS ON IT OVER HERE. 264 00:10:01,380 --> 00:10:04,616 AND THE WELDING ON IT, IT WOULD BE A HAMMER WELD ON IT. 265 00:10:04,716 --> 00:10:05,851 THIS IS VERY COOL. 266 00:10:05,951 --> 00:10:08,687 ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THESE. 267 00:10:08,787 --> 00:10:10,856 I WILL LOOK THROUGH THE UNIT NOW. 268 00:10:12,057 --> 00:10:15,193 AH, THIS IS THE SHIRT. 269 00:10:15,293 --> 00:10:16,228 OH, MAN, LOOK AT THAT. 270 00:10:16,328 --> 00:10:18,063 WOW. 271 00:10:18,163 --> 00:10:19,898 I FEEL LIKE KING ARTHUR WITH THIS. 272 00:10:19,998 --> 00:10:23,468 SHOE GUARDS. COVER YOUR SHOES WITH THEM. 273 00:10:24,436 --> 00:10:25,337 WOW. 274 00:10:25,437 --> 00:10:28,140 OH, YEAH. THAT'S THE PRIZE. 275 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:31,209 THAT'LL FIT RIGHT INTO THE CAR TODAY. 276 00:10:33,845 --> 00:10:36,848 LOOK OUT, I'M GONNA BRING THIS TO THE NEXT ONE. 277 00:10:36,948 --> 00:10:37,883 [battle cry] 278 00:10:37,983 --> 00:10:39,217 THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 279 00:10:39,317 --> 00:10:41,753 YOU FIND A COUPLE OF GREAT PIECES IN A LOCKER? 280 00:10:41,853 --> 00:10:43,088 IT MAKES IT ALL WORTHWHILE. 281 00:10:43,188 --> 00:10:45,157 I THINK I DID DEFINITELY GOOD TODAY. 282 00:10:45,257 --> 00:10:47,659 I DOUBLED MY MONEY. MORE THAN DOUBLED MY MONEY. 283 00:10:47,759 --> 00:10:49,795 - YOU READY TO DO THIS? 284 00:10:49,895 --> 00:10:51,663 - I AM. - OKAY. 285 00:10:51,763 --> 00:10:53,465 - ARE YOU? - both: [laughing] 286 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,167 - I'M HEADING BACK TO THE UNIT WITH THE CABINET. 287 00:10:55,267 --> 00:10:58,270 BASICALLY I'M LOOKING FOR STUFF WITH WINDOW APPEAL. 288 00:10:58,370 --> 00:11:00,238 YOU KNOW, SHOWPIECE ITEMS. 289 00:11:02,874 --> 00:11:03,775 - COME ON. 290 00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:05,410 - I THINK THIS IS ABOUT 100 BUCKS. 291 00:11:05,510 --> 00:11:07,112 - I THINK YOU MIGHT BE LOOKING AT 150. 292 00:11:07,212 --> 00:11:10,849 - NOTHING. IT'S ABOUT A $20 SUITCASE. 293 00:11:10,949 --> 00:11:12,284 DINOSAUR. 294 00:11:12,384 --> 00:11:14,486 GOT ABOUT $50 RIGHT IN HERE. 295 00:11:20,325 --> 00:11:23,428 - [laughing] - [bleep] 296 00:11:23,528 --> 00:11:25,797 - WE PROBABLY GOT ABOUT $50 WORTH OF CLOTHES RIGHT HERE. 297 00:11:25,897 --> 00:11:27,466 - AND THEY'RE NAKED. - AND THEY'RE NAKED. 298 00:11:27,566 --> 00:11:28,800 THESE CLOTHES IN MY STORE? 299 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:31,570 IT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOOKING LIKE A GOODWILL 300 00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:33,038 OR LOOKING LIKE A MACY'S. 301 00:11:35,474 --> 00:11:38,410 IT'S A CANISTER. 302 00:11:38,510 --> 00:11:41,980 USA. 303 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,515 DAVY CROCKETT. 304 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:46,985 WOW. 305 00:11:47,085 --> 00:11:48,954 - YOU'VE JUST THROWED HIS HEAD BACK IN THERE. 306 00:11:49,054 --> 00:11:51,089 - I JUST-- I KNOW I DID. 307 00:11:51,189 --> 00:11:52,424 HERE'S HIS HEAD. 308 00:11:54,192 --> 00:11:55,093 DAVY CROCKETT. 309 00:11:55,193 --> 00:11:56,094 HELLO? 310 00:11:56,194 --> 00:11:57,195 JERRY? 311 00:11:57,295 --> 00:11:59,364 DAVY CROCKETT? WE LIVE IN CROCKETT? 312 00:11:59,464 --> 00:12:01,266 THAT'S COOL. 313 00:12:01,366 --> 00:12:02,634 I LIKE THAT. 314 00:12:02,734 --> 00:12:04,436 - I THOUGHT IT WAS DANIEL BOONE. 315 00:12:04,536 --> 00:12:05,904 - I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE OF THESE. 316 00:12:06,004 --> 00:12:06,972 THIS THING'S NOT BAD. 317 00:12:07,072 --> 00:12:08,039 IT'S CUTE, IN A WAY. 318 00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:09,274 - I'M SORRY, BUT, UH... 319 00:12:09,374 --> 00:12:11,676 A COOKIE JAR AIN'T GONNA GET NOBODY IN THE STORE. 320 00:12:11,777 --> 00:12:13,845 - I THINK WE CAN GET TO THESE DRESSERS, JERRY. 321 00:12:13,945 --> 00:12:16,982 ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT IT? - YEAH. 322 00:12:17,082 --> 00:12:18,917 - ALL RIGHT. PUT IT DOWN. 323 00:12:19,017 --> 00:12:22,354 - EW, THIS ONE'S NASTY. 324 00:12:22,454 --> 00:12:24,222 HOW MANY DRAWERS WE MISSING ON THIS ONE? 325 00:12:24,322 --> 00:12:25,957 TWO? - TWO ON THAT ONE. 326 00:12:26,057 --> 00:12:27,626 - DANG! - TWO ON THAT ONE, 327 00:12:27,726 --> 00:12:30,061 AND ONE ON THAT ONE. - THIS MIGHT BE FIREWOOD. 328 00:12:31,963 --> 00:12:33,865 HEY, JERRY? 329 00:12:33,965 --> 00:12:35,967 COME HERE, LOOK. 330 00:12:37,202 --> 00:12:39,538 JERRY, LOOK. 331 00:12:39,638 --> 00:12:42,474 DAVY CROCKETT, LOOK AT THIS. PUT IT UP HERE. 332 00:12:42,574 --> 00:12:44,009 DAVY CROCKETT. 333 00:12:44,109 --> 00:12:46,678 THIS IS DAVY CROCKETT'S TENT. [laughing] 334 00:12:46,778 --> 00:12:48,613 I KNOW THAT DAVY CROCKETT WAS A HERO. 335 00:12:48,713 --> 00:12:50,282 I HOPE HE IS MY HERO TODAY 336 00:12:50,382 --> 00:12:52,651 - OH, YEAH, WE CAN GET THIS CHECKED OUT, 337 00:12:52,751 --> 00:12:54,786 OR I CAN GO HOME AND GO TO SLEEP. 338 00:12:54,886 --> 00:12:57,522 DONE DEAL. 339 00:12:59,758 --> 00:13:02,828 - THERE'S A COOL BAR ARCADE IN TOWN. 340 00:13:02,928 --> 00:13:04,663 I THINK IT'S THE PERFECT PLACE 341 00:13:04,763 --> 00:13:07,199 FOR ME TO BRING THIS PAC-MAN TO BE EVALUATED. 342 00:13:07,299 --> 00:13:08,400 SEE IF IT WORKS. 343 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:09,701 YOU HAVE TO BE VERY DELICATE 344 00:13:09,801 --> 00:13:11,303 WITH THE TUBES INSIDE THIS MACHINE, 345 00:13:11,403 --> 00:13:12,904 SO I HAVEN'T TURNED IT ON YET. 346 00:13:15,607 --> 00:13:17,809 - LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE, UM... 347 00:13:17,909 --> 00:13:19,744 LOOKS LIKE A MISS PAC, UH, COCKTAIL TABLE. 348 00:13:19,845 --> 00:13:21,112 THEY CAME OUT WITH THE COCKTAIL TABLES 349 00:13:21,213 --> 00:13:22,547 LITTLE BIT AFTER THE STAND-UP MODELS, 350 00:13:22,647 --> 00:13:23,815 UH, 'CAUSE SOME OF THE BARS, 351 00:13:23,915 --> 00:13:25,317 THEY WANTED THE GAMES BUT THEY NEEDED A PLACE 352 00:13:25,417 --> 00:13:27,252 TO SET THEIR DRINKS. - WOW, OKAY. 353 00:13:27,352 --> 00:13:28,787 - OH, AND I SEE YOU GOT THE OVERLAY, 354 00:13:28,887 --> 00:13:30,488 SO THAT'LL-- THAT'LL DEFINITELY HELP. 355 00:13:30,589 --> 00:13:33,091 UM, THIS WILL GO UNDER THE-- THE TOP GLASS HERE. 356 00:13:33,191 --> 00:13:34,359 PULL OFF THESE LITTLE CLIPS-- - CLIPS. 357 00:13:34,459 --> 00:13:35,694 - FLIPS RIGHT UNDERNEATH AND PUT IT RIGHT BACK ON, 358 00:13:35,794 --> 00:13:36,761 YOU'RE GOOD TO GO. 359 00:13:36,862 --> 00:13:38,296 - I DON'T KNOW IF IT WORKS, 360 00:13:38,396 --> 00:13:39,798 SO...YOU HAVE AN OUTLET? 361 00:13:39,898 --> 00:13:41,233 WE CAN-- - SURE DO... 362 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:42,934 JUST WANNA SET YOUR EXPECTATIONS. 363 00:13:43,034 --> 00:13:45,136 IF IT DOES NOT WORK, 364 00:13:45,237 --> 00:13:46,671 YOU'RE PROBABLY LOOKING AT ANOTHER 400, 500 365 00:13:46,771 --> 00:13:48,607 TO GET IT GOING. - REALLY? 366 00:13:48,707 --> 00:13:50,342 BASICALLY, WHAT THIS GUY'S TELLING ME, 367 00:13:50,442 --> 00:13:51,710 IF THIS DOESN'T TURN ON, 368 00:13:51,810 --> 00:13:54,279 IT'S A BUST. I GOT A DOORSTOP. 369 00:13:54,379 --> 00:13:57,649 - BUT IT ALL DEPENDS WHETHER IT COMES UP AND TURNS ON. 370 00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:58,717 LET'S PLUG IT IN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 371 00:13:58,817 --> 00:13:59,951 - LET'S GIVE IT A TRY. 372 00:14:06,124 --> 00:14:07,325 ♪ DA DA DA DA ♪ 373 00:14:07,425 --> 00:14:09,394 THAT'S NOT THE GAME I THOUGHT. 374 00:14:09,494 --> 00:14:10,595 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. - NO? 375 00:14:10,695 --> 00:14:11,997 - NO, THAT--THAT'S JUST THE BOOT-UP SCREEN. 376 00:14:12,097 --> 00:14:13,698 - OH, OKAY. - IT'LL A TAKE A FEW SECONDS 377 00:14:13,798 --> 00:14:15,000 FOR IT TO COME ON. - OKAY. 378 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:16,468 WE'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT MISS PAC-MAN, RIGHT? 379 00:14:16,568 --> 00:14:17,969 - RIGHT. - RIGHT, OKAY. 380 00:14:18,069 --> 00:14:19,638 COME ON, MISS PAC-MAN, DO-- 381 00:14:19,738 --> 00:14:21,873 OH! RIGHT! 382 00:14:21,973 --> 00:14:23,708 LOOK AT THIS! - FANTASTIC. 383 00:14:23,808 --> 00:14:25,043 THAT'S VERY GOOD. VERY GOOD NEWS. 384 00:14:25,143 --> 00:14:26,244 - THERE SHE IS. 385 00:14:26,344 --> 00:14:28,880 SHE'S RUNNING AROUND ALL OVER THE SCREEN. 386 00:14:28,980 --> 00:14:30,482 IT'S WORKING NOW. 387 00:14:30,582 --> 00:14:32,717 WHAT'S ITS VALUE? - WELL, THE GOOD NEWS? 388 00:14:32,817 --> 00:14:35,720 UH, IN ITS PRESENT CONDITION, FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN SO FAR, 389 00:14:35,820 --> 00:14:38,256 UM, DOES NEED A LITTLE BIT OF CLEANING, UH... 390 00:14:38,356 --> 00:14:39,824 IN TODAY'S MARKET, 391 00:14:39,925 --> 00:14:41,626 ALL IN ALL, YOU'RE LOOKING 392 00:14:41,726 --> 00:14:43,828 SOMEWHERE IN THE VICINITY OF... 393 00:14:46,998 --> 00:14:48,233 ABOUT $1,200. 394 00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:52,604 - $1,200? 395 00:14:52,704 --> 00:14:55,373 WHOA, THAT'S WAY ABOVE WHAT I GUESSED. 396 00:14:55,473 --> 00:14:57,309 THAT'S WHY I'M HERE TALKING TO YOU, GREG. 397 00:14:57,409 --> 00:14:59,044 YOU JUST-- YOU JUST MADE MY DAY. 398 00:14:59,144 --> 00:15:00,445 THIS IS FABULOUS. 399 00:15:00,545 --> 00:15:02,213 THIS CASE PROVES IT: 400 00:15:02,314 --> 00:15:05,517 I CAN HAVE MY CAKE, AND MY PODIATRIC SURGERY, 401 00:15:05,617 --> 00:15:06,685 AND EAT IT TOO. 402 00:15:07,752 --> 00:15:09,521 HMM...THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT. 403 00:15:12,223 --> 00:15:14,693 - WE'RE GOING TO GERALD MCDONALD'S PLACE. 404 00:15:14,793 --> 00:15:16,661 HE'S A LOCAL, HE'S GOT TO KNOW HIS HISTORY. 405 00:15:16,761 --> 00:15:19,631 JERRY, GOT THE BOX? 406 00:15:19,731 --> 00:15:22,734 I JUST HOPE THAT DAVY CROCKETT WILL BRING ME SOME MONEY. 407 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:23,735 - LET'S HAVE A LOOK. 408 00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,170 YEAH. 409 00:15:25,270 --> 00:15:27,439 IT'S A--IT'S A DAVY CROCKETT KIDS' TENT. 410 00:15:27,539 --> 00:15:30,108 CAME BACK OUT IN THE-- IN THE '50s. 411 00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:32,978 SPREAD THIS OUT WHERE YOU CAN GET A GOOD LOOK AT IT. 412 00:15:33,078 --> 00:15:34,446 ON A GOOD DAY, IF YOU FOUND SOMEBODY, 413 00:15:34,546 --> 00:15:36,381 A BABY-BOOMER THAT LIVED THROUGH THIS ERA, 414 00:15:36,481 --> 00:15:37,482 THEY MIGHT HAVE TO HAVE IT. 415 00:15:37,582 --> 00:15:39,751 I'D PROBABLY SAY SOMEWHERE AROUND $100. 416 00:15:40,819 --> 00:15:42,187 - $100 FOR A TENT? 417 00:15:42,287 --> 00:15:44,489 - THAT'S A GREAT FIND. - IT--IT IS A GREAT FIND. 418 00:15:44,589 --> 00:15:45,824 - THE TENT'S A SHOWPIECE. 419 00:15:45,924 --> 00:15:46,958 IT'S FABULOUS. 420 00:15:47,058 --> 00:15:48,660 NOW I HAVE ONE MORE THING-- - OKAY. 421 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:49,661 - I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO LOOK AT. 422 00:15:49,761 --> 00:15:50,895 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY? 423 00:15:50,996 --> 00:15:54,566 - LOOKS LIKE A COOKIE JAR, 424 00:15:54,666 --> 00:15:57,769 DAVY CROCKETT COOKIE JAR. THESE WERE PRODUCED IN THE '50s, 425 00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,471 AND THEY WERE ALSO REPRODUCED 426 00:15:59,571 --> 00:16:01,272 IN THE '90s. - OH. 427 00:16:01,373 --> 00:16:02,907 - NOW THESE WERE MADE BY MCCOY. 428 00:16:03,008 --> 00:16:04,175 THE DIFFERENCE IS, 429 00:16:04,275 --> 00:16:05,276 THE ONES MADE IN THE '50s 430 00:16:05,377 --> 00:16:06,978 ARE WORTH A LOT MORE THAN THE ONES MADE 431 00:16:07,078 --> 00:16:08,346 IN THE '90s. - 'CAUSE THEY'RE OLDER. 432 00:16:08,446 --> 00:16:10,315 - YOU THINK, LESA? 433 00:16:10,415 --> 00:16:12,283 - WELL, THEY'RE OLDER, THEY'RE THE ORIGINALS, 434 00:16:12,384 --> 00:16:14,486 AND THEY REPRODUCED THEM IN THE '90s. 435 00:16:14,586 --> 00:16:16,855 - OKAY. - SO, IN REAL LIFE... 436 00:16:16,955 --> 00:16:18,790 COOKIE JARS, THE SIZE MATTERS. 437 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:19,858 - [laughing] 438 00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:21,726 - REAL CLASSY, LESA. 439 00:16:21,826 --> 00:16:24,362 - THE LARGER COOKIE JAR WAS MADE IN '57, 440 00:16:24,462 --> 00:16:26,531 AND THEY'RE 10 1/2 INCHES, 441 00:16:26,631 --> 00:16:28,333 AND THE OTHERS ARE 9 1/2. 442 00:16:28,433 --> 00:16:31,002 SO WE'LL MEASURE THIS AND WE'LL FIND OUT 443 00:16:31,102 --> 00:16:33,204 IF YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING WORTH A LOT OF MONEY. 444 00:16:35,473 --> 00:16:39,477 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT THE REAL MCCOY. 445 00:16:39,577 --> 00:16:42,180 - THE REAL DEAL, JERRY. 446 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,682 - OKAY, SO IT'S THE REAL DEAL. 447 00:16:44,783 --> 00:16:45,917 WHAT'S IT WORTH? 448 00:16:46,017 --> 00:16:48,586 - MCCOY MADE SEVERAL DAVY CROCKETT COOKIE JARS. 449 00:16:48,686 --> 00:16:50,321 THIS IS THE RAREST OF THE BUNCH, 450 00:16:50,422 --> 00:16:53,058 SO THIS ONE IN TODAY'S MARKET 451 00:16:53,158 --> 00:16:55,093 WOULD PROBABLY BE-- BRING YOU SOMEWHERE AROUND... 452 00:16:56,361 --> 00:16:58,229 $900. 453 00:16:58,329 --> 00:16:59,831 - REALLY? - YES. 454 00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:00,899 - $900? 455 00:17:00,999 --> 00:17:02,100 FOR A COOKIE JAR? 456 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,168 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 457 00:17:03,268 --> 00:17:05,203 - ON A GOOD AUCTION, GOOD DAY, YEAH. 458 00:17:05,303 --> 00:17:06,271 - IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 459 00:17:06,371 --> 00:17:08,773 I COULD GIVE YOU A BIG KISS RIGHT NOW. 460 00:17:08,873 --> 00:17:10,575 I'M GONNA SELL THE COOKIE JAR, 461 00:17:10,675 --> 00:17:11,876 AND I'M GONNA PUT UP THE TENT. 462 00:17:11,976 --> 00:17:14,145 IT'S GONNA LOOK SO NICE IN OUR STORE, 463 00:17:14,245 --> 00:17:15,814 I WON'T EVEN HAVE TO PUT AN AD OUT. 464 00:17:15,914 --> 00:17:17,649 THE WORD OF MOUTH WILL GO AROUND, TRUST ME. 465 00:17:17,749 --> 00:17:19,017 - NEXT TIME YOU BRING A COOKIE JAR, 466 00:17:19,117 --> 00:17:20,585 BRING ME SOME COOKIES. - I WILL. 467 00:17:23,455 --> 00:17:25,924 - THIS IS DALLAS. WHERE DOES ONE GO TO APPRAISE 468 00:17:26,024 --> 00:17:27,125 A RENAISSANCE COSTUME? 469 00:17:32,630 --> 00:17:33,598 HELLO, HELLO. 470 00:17:33,698 --> 00:17:35,333 - HEY, HOW'S IT GOING, MY LORD? 471 00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:36,901 - DID HE JUST SAY "MY LORD"? 472 00:17:37,001 --> 00:17:38,870 HEY, ARE YOU JACK? - I AM JACK. 473 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,205 - JACK, GOOD TO MEET YOU, I'M VIC. 474 00:17:40,305 --> 00:17:41,406 I TALKED TO YOU ON THE PHONE? 475 00:17:41,506 --> 00:17:43,208 - OH, YEAH. - GOOD, VERY GOOD. UM... 476 00:17:43,308 --> 00:17:44,876 THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT I FOUND IN THAT STORAGE LOCKER. 477 00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,311 I WANTED YOU TO TAKE A LOOK AT THEM. 478 00:17:46,411 --> 00:17:47,779 - YEAH, LET'S TAKE A LOOK, SEE WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT THEM. 479 00:17:47,879 --> 00:17:48,980 ALL RIGHT. SOUNDS GOOD, MAN. 480 00:17:50,381 --> 00:17:52,851 I'M GETTING THE ROYAL TREATMENT HERE. 481 00:17:52,951 --> 00:17:55,153 - YOU ARE. NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE GET TO SET FOOT IN HERE. 482 00:17:55,253 --> 00:17:57,122 - THIS IS GREAT, MAN. - I'D SAY A SMALL... 483 00:17:57,222 --> 00:17:58,356 - I APPRECIATE IT A LOT. 484 00:17:58,456 --> 00:17:59,858 I HAVE TO ADMIT, THIS IS KIND OF COOL. 485 00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:02,193 - LET'S GO AHEAD AND PUT YOUR STUFF OUT RIGHT HERE-- 486 00:18:02,293 --> 00:18:04,762 - NOW FIRST, WE'VE GOT THIS SWORD. 487 00:18:04,863 --> 00:18:06,331 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 488 00:18:06,431 --> 00:18:08,133 - IT'S NICE. 489 00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:09,667 IT'S DEFINITELY A REPLICA. 490 00:18:09,767 --> 00:18:13,104 I REALLY WOULDN'T USE IT IN-- IN A REAL FIGHTING SITUATION. 491 00:18:13,204 --> 00:18:15,707 - A REAL FIGHTING SITUATION? 492 00:18:15,807 --> 00:18:18,209 AND, UH, THEN THE HELMET HERE. 493 00:18:18,309 --> 00:18:19,477 - SO THIS TOO IS-- 494 00:18:19,577 --> 00:18:20,945 IS A REPLICA, IT WAS MADE RECENTLY. 495 00:18:21,045 --> 00:18:22,280 I REALLY WOULDN'T JOUST IN IT. 496 00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:23,815 IT'S NOT--IT DOESN'T HAVE THE PADDING IN IT. 497 00:18:23,915 --> 00:18:25,283 - MM-HMM. - OR A CHIN STRAP. 498 00:18:25,383 --> 00:18:26,818 OR EVEN A PLACE TO HOOK A CHIN STRAP. 499 00:18:26,918 --> 00:18:27,952 - SO IT'S MORE LIKE DECORATION. 500 00:18:28,052 --> 00:18:29,187 - YEAH, IT'S DEFINITELY DECORATION. 501 00:18:29,287 --> 00:18:30,922 - FOR A GUY THAT WORKS AT A THEME RESTAURANT, 502 00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,390 HE KNOWS HIS STUFF. 503 00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:34,259 WELL, THIS NEXT ITEM IS REALLY COOL, 504 00:18:34,359 --> 00:18:36,661 AND I THINK THIS IS THE REAL DEAL. 505 00:18:38,263 --> 00:18:39,230 - THAT IS VERY NICE, 506 00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:40,965 AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD FIT YOU. 507 00:18:41,065 --> 00:18:42,133 - I COULD WEAR THIS OUT CLUBBING. 508 00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:43,234 - YOU COULD. YOU COULD PROBABLY PICK UP 509 00:18:43,334 --> 00:18:44,502 SOME LADIES LIKE THAT. - DEFINITELY. 510 00:18:44,602 --> 00:18:46,437 - THAT'S ACTUALLY A PRETTY IMPRESSIVE PIECE. 511 00:18:46,538 --> 00:18:48,540 - WHAT IS THIS--I MEAN, I KNOW IT'S A SHIRT, BUT-- 512 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,441 - IT'S A CHAIN MAIL SHIRT. - A CHAIN? 513 00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:52,010 - A CHAIN MAIL... - CHAIN MAIL. 514 00:18:52,110 --> 00:18:53,578 - UH, IT TOOK SOMEBODY A LONG TIME 515 00:18:53,678 --> 00:18:54,812 TO FASHION ALL THESE LITTLE RINGS, 516 00:18:54,913 --> 00:18:56,114 AND THEY DID IT BY HAND. - REALLY. 517 00:18:56,214 --> 00:18:57,515 - THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA MAKE IT EXPENSIVE. 518 00:18:57,615 --> 00:18:58,683 I MEAN, THEY SAT THERE, 519 00:18:58,783 --> 00:19:00,652 AND ONE BY ONE PUT THIS TOGETHER. 520 00:19:00,752 --> 00:19:02,253 MEDIEVAL CROCHETING. - WOW. 521 00:19:02,353 --> 00:19:03,254 THAT WOULD DRIVE YOU CRAZY. 522 00:19:03,354 --> 00:19:05,456 LAST ITEM IN HERE ARE THESE. 523 00:19:05,557 --> 00:19:07,492 - I LIKE IT, IT'S VERY FASHIONABLE. 524 00:19:07,592 --> 00:19:08,993 - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK WE HAVE HERE FOR THE WHOLE PACKAGE? 525 00:19:09,093 --> 00:19:11,496 - YOU PUT IT ALL TOGETHER, YOU PUT THE HELMET, 526 00:19:11,596 --> 00:19:13,198 THE CHAIN MAIL SHIRT, THE BOOTS, 527 00:19:13,298 --> 00:19:16,801 UM...AND YOUR BUTTER KNIFE. - BUTTER KNIFE? 528 00:19:22,106 --> 00:19:24,142 - I'D SAY YOU'RE GONNA GET ABOUT 600 BUCKS FOR IT. 529 00:19:24,242 --> 00:19:25,343 - WOW, NICE. 530 00:19:25,443 --> 00:19:26,611 - IT'S NOT A BAD DEAL. 531 00:19:26,711 --> 00:19:27,812 - WELL, THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. 532 00:19:27,912 --> 00:19:29,314 - RIGHT ON, MAN. - OKAY. 533 00:19:29,414 --> 00:19:30,715 - STICK AROUND AND SEE THE SHOW TONIGHT. 534 00:19:30,815 --> 00:19:31,816 - OH, YEAH, DEFINITELY. 535 00:19:31,916 --> 00:19:33,218 WE GET, UH, V.I.P SEATING? 536 00:19:33,318 --> 00:19:34,686 - YEAH, I'LL PUT YOU RIGHT IN THE FRONT ROW. 537 00:19:34,786 --> 00:19:36,120 - THANK YOU. - SMELL THE HORSES. 538 00:19:36,221 --> 00:19:38,623 - I DIDN'T BRING MY TRUCK, BUT I STILL MADE A PROFIT. 539 00:19:38,723 --> 00:19:40,491 NOW IT'S TIME TO GO EAT FOR FREE. 540 00:19:40,592 --> 00:19:43,494 [dramatic music] 541 00:19:43,595 --> 00:19:49,234 ♪ ♪ 542 00:19:49,334 --> 00:19:50,635 KICK HIS ASS! - WHOO! 543 00:19:53,204 --> 00:19:54,973 - YOU KNOW, I GOT A BETTER SEAT THAN ALL THE KIDS IN HERE. 544 00:19:55,073 --> 00:19:56,241 - BLACK AND WHITE! 545 00:19:56,341 --> 00:19:58,610 - SURE BEATS THE HELL OUT OF CHUCK E. CHEESE. 546 00:20:00,278 --> 00:20:02,280 - THE BIG WINNER WAS MOE PRIGOFF, 547 00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:05,483 WITH A HIGH SCORE OF $2,100. 548 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,519 LESA LEWIS BAKED UP AN $800 PROFIT 549 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:11,022 WITH HER DAVY CROCKETT COOKIE JAR. 550 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:14,459 - VICTOR RJESNJANSKY MADE $365 551 00:20:14,559 --> 00:20:16,294 ON HIS MEDIEVAL GEAR. 552 00:20:16,394 --> 00:20:20,531 AND RICKY AND BUBBA MADE THE LONG HAUL FOR NOTHING. 553 00:20:20,632 --> 00:20:23,601 AS FOR LESA'S SHOWPIECE TENT? 554 00:20:23,701 --> 00:20:25,169 - THROW IT OVER. - DO WHAT? 555 00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:26,704 - THROW IT OVER THIS HERE WIRE I GOT. 556 00:20:26,804 --> 00:20:28,673 - THROW WHAT OVER? - THE TENT. 557 00:20:28,773 --> 00:20:30,541 - JERRY AND I ARE GONNA TRY TO PITCH THIS TENT. 558 00:20:30,642 --> 00:20:32,076 - HOLD THAT. 559 00:20:32,176 --> 00:20:33,845 TWO MONKEYS TRYING TO PUT SOMETHING TOGETHER. 560 00:20:33,945 --> 00:20:36,080 AND PUT THIS UP IN THE MIDDLE. 561 00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:37,582 - OH. OH, LORD. 562 00:20:37,682 --> 00:20:40,518 - OKAY. WE GOING UP NOW? 563 00:20:40,618 --> 00:20:42,020 - OW, YOU GOT MY FINGER. 564 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,288 - YOUR FINGER GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 565 00:20:43,388 --> 00:20:45,123 OH. - THIS IS SUPPOSED 566 00:20:45,223 --> 00:20:47,125 TO BE A SHOWPIECE, I DON'T THINK WE SHOW-- 567 00:20:47,225 --> 00:20:49,394 - DON'T MOVE, DON'T MOVE. YOU JUST STAY THERE, HOLD THAT. 568 00:20:49,494 --> 00:20:52,463 - [laughing] 569 00:20:52,563 --> 00:20:53,498 - THERE YOU GO. 570 00:20:53,598 --> 00:20:55,266 IT'S DONE. DONE DEAL. 571 00:20:55,366 --> 00:20:57,035 I GOT A PLACE FOR DANIEL BOONE.