1 00:00:07,353 --> 00:00:10,689 male announcer: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... 2 00:00:10,790 --> 00:00:15,995 IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, THE TREASURES WITHIN... 3 00:00:16,095 --> 00:00:17,430 - THAT'S THE PRIZE. 4 00:00:17,530 --> 00:00:19,331 announcer: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 5 00:00:19,432 --> 00:00:20,699 - YEAH! - RIGHT HERE! 6 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,068 - YEAH! 7 00:00:22,168 --> 00:00:23,903 announcer: COMING UP... - YEAH! 8 00:00:24,003 --> 00:00:26,405 - THEY THINK THEY'RE GONNA TAKE THIS FROM ME. 9 00:00:26,505 --> 00:00:27,740 - I'M GONNA DROP IN ON HIM. 10 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:31,811 - UH-OH. - LOOKY HERE WHAT I DONE FOUND. 11 00:00:31,911 --> 00:00:33,679 - THAT'S GONNA MAKE THE MONEY RIGHT THERE. 12 00:00:33,779 --> 00:00:36,015 - OH, MY GOD! OH, [bleep]! 13 00:00:37,516 --> 00:00:39,819 [upbeat guitar and drums] 14 00:00:39,919 --> 00:00:42,822 [female chorus singing] 15 00:00:42,922 --> 00:00:50,930 ♪ ♪ 16 00:01:05,778 --> 00:01:08,180 - AND IT'S SOLD! 17 00:01:11,016 --> 00:01:12,818 - HOW YOU GONNA-- YOU GONNA TAKE ALL THE GOLD? 18 00:01:12,918 --> 00:01:13,986 YOU AIN'T GONNA PUT NOTHIN' IN THE BOX? 19 00:01:14,086 --> 00:01:15,488 - HAVE I EVER PUT ANYTHING IN THE BOX? 20 00:01:15,588 --> 00:01:17,256 - NO... - WHY SHOULD I START NOW? 21 00:01:17,356 --> 00:01:18,724 - OKAY, BUT HOW WE GONNA KEEP THE DOOR OPEN? 22 00:01:18,824 --> 00:01:21,260 CAN'T PAY THE RENT IF YOU IF YOU PUT IT ALL IN YOUR POCKET. 23 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:24,630 - EVERY TIME THAT I FIND SOMETHING THAT I WANT TO KEEP, 24 00:01:24,730 --> 00:01:28,367 JERRY ALWAYS WANTS ME TO PUT IT IN THE DISPLAY CASE. 25 00:01:28,467 --> 00:01:29,935 SOMETIMES I BUY IT FOR THE STORE... 26 00:01:30,035 --> 00:01:31,470 OH, MY GOD. 27 00:01:31,570 --> 00:01:32,838 [laughing] AND... 28 00:01:32,938 --> 00:01:34,507 SOMETIMES I BUY IT FOR ME. 29 00:01:34,607 --> 00:01:37,376 IT'S PRETTY. I WILL-- 30 00:01:37,476 --> 00:01:38,844 - YOU GONNA TAKE IT OR YOU GONNA PUT IT IN THE CASE? 31 00:01:38,944 --> 00:01:41,647 - NO. YOU KNOW WHAT CASE IT'S GOING IN. 32 00:01:41,747 --> 00:01:43,616 [laughs] THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. 33 00:01:43,716 --> 00:01:44,917 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT, COME ON. 34 00:01:45,017 --> 00:01:46,218 I KNOW THIS IS GOLD. 35 00:01:46,318 --> 00:01:48,354 - PUT IT IN THE CASE. THAT WAY, I CAN GET A PAYCHECK. 36 00:01:48,454 --> 00:01:50,856 - JERRY...SHH. 37 00:01:50,956 --> 00:01:52,725 SHH. - LIGHT BILL. 38 00:01:52,825 --> 00:01:54,527 SHH. SHH. 39 00:01:54,627 --> 00:01:57,396 HONESTLY, IT'S BECOMING A REAL PROBLEM FOR US. 40 00:01:57,496 --> 00:01:58,697 WHAT ABOUT THIS? 41 00:01:58,797 --> 00:01:59,999 HOPEFULLY, AT THE AUCTION, 42 00:02:00,099 --> 00:02:01,500 WE CAN FIND SOME STUFF THAT SHE WON'T KEEP. 43 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:02,768 I'M GONNA GO HOME HERE IF YOU KEEP PUTTING THE GOLD 44 00:02:02,868 --> 00:02:04,170 IN YOUR POCKET. 45 00:02:04,270 --> 00:02:05,271 - I KNOW. 46 00:02:07,540 --> 00:02:09,775 - TODAY, WE'RE IN ARLINGTON, TEXAS. 47 00:02:09,875 --> 00:02:11,777 THIS IS THE ENTERTAINMENT CAPITAL 48 00:02:11,877 --> 00:02:13,078 OF THE DALLAS-FORT WORTH AREA. 49 00:02:13,179 --> 00:02:14,713 WE'RE RIGHT NEXT TO SIX FLAGS, 50 00:02:14,813 --> 00:02:16,282 AND WE'RE RIGHT NEXT TO THE STADIUMS. 51 00:02:16,382 --> 00:02:18,184 HELL, WE'RE GONNA FIND SOME GOOD [bleep] IN HERE. 52 00:02:22,821 --> 00:02:24,523 - SHOULD WE PLAY OUR COUNTRY BOY... 53 00:02:24,623 --> 00:02:25,524 - YEAH. - ROUTINE TODAY? 54 00:02:25,624 --> 00:02:26,792 - SURE. - LET'S PLAY DUMB. 55 00:02:26,892 --> 00:02:28,527 - PEOPLE AT THE AUCTIONS AROUND HERE 56 00:02:28,627 --> 00:02:29,862 TREAT ME A LITTLE DIFFERENT 57 00:02:29,962 --> 00:02:31,697 BECAUSE I'M A HUMBLE COUNTRY BOY, 58 00:02:31,797 --> 00:02:33,465 AND I RAISE SHEEP AND GOATS. 59 00:02:33,566 --> 00:02:36,101 YOU KNOW WE NEED SOME ANTIQUES TODAY, SO... 60 00:02:36,202 --> 00:02:38,571 THESE GUYS, THEY'RE NOT GONNA EVEN KNOW WHAT HIT 'EM. 61 00:02:38,671 --> 00:02:39,772 YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. 62 00:02:39,872 --> 00:02:42,508 - I DROVE MY BMW HERE TO THIS AUCTION, 63 00:02:42,608 --> 00:02:44,376 AND I THINK EVERYBODY ELSE CAME ON HORSEBACK. 64 00:02:44,476 --> 00:02:45,678 [horse whinnies] 65 00:02:45,778 --> 00:02:47,746 I'M A CAR GUY, MOTORCYCLE EXPERT. 66 00:02:47,846 --> 00:02:50,950 IF I DON'T SEE A MOTORCYCLE, A CAR, 67 00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:52,885 A FOUR-WHEELER, SOMETHING LIKE THAT... 68 00:02:52,985 --> 00:02:53,953 I WANT A COLLECTIBLE. 69 00:02:54,053 --> 00:02:55,287 - JERRY! 70 00:02:55,387 --> 00:02:57,323 YOU CHECK US IN? 71 00:02:57,423 --> 00:02:59,091 ALL RIGHT! LET'S GO SHOPPING. 72 00:02:59,191 --> 00:03:01,026 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 73 00:03:01,126 --> 00:03:02,695 TODAY'S RULES ARE SIMPLE. 74 00:03:02,795 --> 00:03:03,996 YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND 75 00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:05,531 ONCE WE OPEN THE DOOR. 76 00:03:05,631 --> 00:03:06,999 THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. 77 00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:09,802 YOU MUST BID WITH THE CASH THAT YOU HAVE WITH YOU TODAY. 78 00:03:09,902 --> 00:03:11,704 YOU'LL BID FROM OUTSIDE THE UNIT. 79 00:03:11,804 --> 00:03:12,805 HAMMER UP! 80 00:03:13,872 --> 00:03:15,808 IS EVERYBODY READY TO GO INSIDE? 81 00:03:15,908 --> 00:03:16,842 [all cheer] 82 00:03:16,942 --> 00:03:18,611 LET'S GO! 83 00:03:18,711 --> 00:03:20,746 [grinding] 84 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:28,988 - LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE SECTIONAL UNIT. 85 00:03:29,088 --> 00:03:30,656 - ALL THE PIECES ARE THERE, Y'ALL. 86 00:03:30,756 --> 00:03:32,324 - PRETTY NICE LITTLE SECTIONAL. 87 00:03:32,424 --> 00:03:34,326 SOME MODERN TABLES. 88 00:03:34,426 --> 00:03:36,095 I CAN SEE ON THE LAMP THERE'S A LITTLE TAG, 89 00:03:36,195 --> 00:03:38,130 AND IT'S GOT BAR CODES ON IT. 90 00:03:38,230 --> 00:03:40,099 THIS IS ACTUALLY RENTAL FURNITURE. 91 00:03:40,199 --> 00:03:41,133 - WE'RE IN. 92 00:03:41,233 --> 00:03:42,701 RENTAL FURNITURE HAS A TENDENCY 93 00:03:42,801 --> 00:03:44,270 TO BRING A LITTLE BETTER MONEY FOR US, 94 00:03:44,370 --> 00:03:45,638 BECAUSE IT'S CARED FOR. 95 00:03:45,738 --> 00:03:47,873 BUT HOPEFULLY, THESE CITY FOLKS DON'T KNOW THAT. 96 00:03:47,973 --> 00:03:49,475 - COME ON UP HERE. I NEED SOME BIDDERS. 97 00:03:49,575 --> 00:03:53,145 - A BUNCH OF REAL NICE PICTURES IN THERE. 98 00:03:53,245 --> 00:03:54,813 THOSE PICTURE FRAMES ARE REAL NICE. 99 00:03:54,913 --> 00:03:56,582 THEY'RE CLEAN, THEY'RE STACKED NEATLY. 100 00:03:56,682 --> 00:03:58,851 AND THIS PERSON TOOK REAL GOOD CARE OF 'EM. 101 00:03:58,951 --> 00:03:59,852 YEAH, I'VE GOTTA GET THIS ONE. 102 00:03:59,952 --> 00:04:01,453 - LET'S BET ON THIS. 103 00:04:01,553 --> 00:04:03,922 - HE SAID IT WAS NICE STUFF. IT LOOKS LIKE NICE STUFF. 104 00:04:04,023 --> 00:04:06,925 TABLES, CHAIRS, LAMPS, SOFAS. 105 00:04:07,026 --> 00:04:10,329 I'M THINKING THAT THIS IS SOMEBODY'S OFFICE. 106 00:04:10,429 --> 00:04:12,531 - YOU DIDN'T SEE THE RIP IN THERE... 107 00:04:12,631 --> 00:04:13,532 ON THAT SOFA? 108 00:04:13,632 --> 00:04:14,900 - WAIT A SECOND. 109 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,069 - I'M SERIOUS. SEE THAT RIP IN THERE? 110 00:04:17,169 --> 00:04:19,338 - HE DIDN'T LOOK. - VICTOR IS AN OUT-OF-TOWNER. 111 00:04:19,438 --> 00:04:20,472 HE'S FROM "NEW YAWK." 112 00:04:20,572 --> 00:04:22,875 I FIND HIS COMPANY VERY IRRITATING. 113 00:04:22,975 --> 00:04:25,077 VERY AGITATING. 114 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:27,680 VERY NAUSEATING. [laughing] 115 00:04:27,780 --> 00:04:29,782 - ALL RIGHT, BUS DRIVER, GET ON THE BUS--LET'S GO. 116 00:04:29,882 --> 00:04:32,251 IT'S JUST TOO HOT OUT HERE TO BE LISTENING TO THESE TWO 117 00:04:32,351 --> 00:04:34,253 YAPPIN' AND GOIN' AT EACH OTHER LIKE THIS. 118 00:04:34,353 --> 00:04:35,788 I'M HERE TO BUY STORAGE UNITS. 119 00:04:35,888 --> 00:04:36,789 - LET'S GO, WALT, 200. 120 00:04:36,889 --> 00:04:38,691 - 200, NOW 3. WE NEED 300. 121 00:04:38,791 --> 00:04:39,692 NOW 300, NOW 300. IS THAT A YES? 122 00:04:39,792 --> 00:04:41,827 300, NOW 4. 4, NOW 5. 123 00:04:41,927 --> 00:04:43,862 GONNA GET 500. LESA, YOU GOT 500. 124 00:04:43,962 --> 00:04:45,964 GOT 450 NOW. 5 TO YOU, VICTOR. 125 00:04:46,065 --> 00:04:47,099 500! - SEND IT TO HER. 126 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:49,301 - WHEN LESA AND VICTOR ACT LIKE THIS, 127 00:04:49,401 --> 00:04:52,571 IT JUST MAKES MY JOB A WHOLE LOT EASIER. 128 00:04:52,671 --> 00:04:54,907 - LET HER OWN IT. 129 00:04:55,007 --> 00:04:56,175 - YEP. 130 00:04:56,275 --> 00:04:58,077 - 475, NOW 500, LESA! 131 00:04:58,177 --> 00:04:59,244 500 TO YOU! 132 00:04:59,345 --> 00:05:00,913 - I'M NOT SPENDING THAT ON PICTURE FRAMES. 133 00:05:01,013 --> 00:05:01,947 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 134 00:05:02,047 --> 00:05:04,416 - 500, NOW 5, 5, 5, 500! - NOPE. 135 00:05:04,516 --> 00:05:06,852 SELL AT 475! RIGHT THERE. 136 00:05:06,952 --> 00:05:09,788 BUBBA, 475. THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 137 00:05:09,888 --> 00:05:11,156 - WHEN WE GET THE GOOD STUFF, WE'RE IN. 138 00:05:11,256 --> 00:05:14,960 THEY THINK WE JUST STAND AROUND AND LOOK STUPID. 139 00:05:15,060 --> 00:05:16,095 BUT WHEN THE GOOD STUFF COMES UP, 140 00:05:16,195 --> 00:05:17,229 WE'RE ALL UP IN THAT [bleep]. 141 00:05:17,329 --> 00:05:18,397 - YEAH, THEY'RE BOTH WEAK BIDDERS. 142 00:05:18,497 --> 00:05:20,566 - ALLIGATOR MOUTH AND A HUMMINGBIRD ASS. 143 00:05:20,666 --> 00:05:21,633 THAT'S WHAT I SAY. 144 00:05:21,734 --> 00:05:23,736 [grinding] 145 00:05:24,903 --> 00:05:25,804 - UH-OH. - OOH. 146 00:05:25,904 --> 00:05:28,474 - DANG! [all chattering] 147 00:05:28,574 --> 00:05:30,409 - THERE IT IS. 148 00:05:30,509 --> 00:05:32,444 - IS THIS A POOL? - YEAH. 149 00:05:32,544 --> 00:05:34,146 - OKAY, THE POOL PROBABLY HAS A HOLE IN IT. 150 00:05:34,246 --> 00:05:36,115 THE VEHICLE HAS NO KEY TO IT. 151 00:05:36,215 --> 00:05:38,384 AND THE DOORS DON'T HAVE A HOUSE TO...[laughing] 152 00:05:38,484 --> 00:05:40,819 I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT THIS ONE. 153 00:05:40,919 --> 00:05:44,189 - FINALLY, SOMETHING TO BUY. 154 00:05:44,289 --> 00:05:45,924 IT'S GOT TWO MILES ON IT. 155 00:05:46,024 --> 00:05:47,159 NOW, HERE'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 156 00:05:47,259 --> 00:05:49,661 THIS ONE'S MINE. 157 00:05:49,762 --> 00:05:51,196 - GOT SOME WORTHLESS DOORS. 158 00:05:51,296 --> 00:05:52,331 - TAKE NOTES! 159 00:05:52,431 --> 00:05:53,999 - YEAH. YEAH. 160 00:05:54,099 --> 00:05:56,135 NORDICTRACK. AH, THAT'S OUT. 161 00:05:56,235 --> 00:05:58,070 I HAVE THIS THING CALLED "THE SHINY THEORY." 162 00:05:58,170 --> 00:05:59,872 IF IT'S REAL SHINY AND STUFF, 163 00:05:59,972 --> 00:06:01,440 IT GETS PEOPLE FOCUSED ON IT. 164 00:06:01,540 --> 00:06:02,708 AND I THINK VICTOR'S GOT 165 00:06:02,808 --> 00:06:04,276 WHAT WE CALL THE BIG EYE ON SOMETHING, 166 00:06:04,376 --> 00:06:05,511 AND HE'S FOCUSED ON IT, 167 00:06:05,611 --> 00:06:06,779 AND HE'LL PAY JUST ABOUT ANYTHING FOR IT. 168 00:06:06,879 --> 00:06:08,847 SO BUBBA'S GOT A LITTLE TRICK THAT HE DOES. 169 00:06:08,947 --> 00:06:10,149 - GOT MY PHONE OUT, ACTING LIKE 170 00:06:10,249 --> 00:06:11,617 I'M LOOKING UP THIS BIKE. 171 00:06:11,717 --> 00:06:13,786 THERE'S NOTHING ON MY PHONE. I'M CHECKING MY EMAIL. 172 00:06:13,886 --> 00:06:16,021 - MODERN TECHNOLOGY'S PRETTY AMAZING. 173 00:06:16,121 --> 00:06:17,356 I DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL THAT [bleep]. 174 00:06:17,456 --> 00:06:18,390 - IT'LL GIVE US A ROUGH IDEA OF WHAT THE-- 175 00:06:18,490 --> 00:06:19,491 - YEAH, GIVE US AN IDEA... 176 00:06:19,591 --> 00:06:20,592 - IF THERE'S ANY FOR SALE OUT THERE. 177 00:06:20,692 --> 00:06:21,827 - RIGHT, RIGHT. 178 00:06:21,927 --> 00:06:23,729 - HEY, VICTOR? 179 00:06:23,829 --> 00:06:25,297 YOU WANTED THIS--WHAT YOU GONNA START ME OUT AT? 180 00:06:25,397 --> 00:06:26,765 - LET'S HAVE A LITTLE FUN. 500 BUCKS. 181 00:06:26,865 --> 00:06:28,333 - $500! 182 00:06:28,434 --> 00:06:29,568 500, WE'RE GONNA GET 600. 183 00:06:29,668 --> 00:06:30,769 6, WE'RE GONNA GET 600. 184 00:06:30,869 --> 00:06:32,571 Y'ALL DON'T LET IT GO FOR THAT! 600-- 185 00:06:32,671 --> 00:06:34,807 - 550 - 550 NOW, 600. 186 00:06:34,907 --> 00:06:36,708 WE'RE GONNA GET 600. 700, WE'RE GONNA GET 700. 187 00:06:36,809 --> 00:06:38,210 NOW 700, WE GOT 7, 7, 7. 188 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:39,478 AND 700 TO MAKE MONEY. - YEAH. 189 00:06:39,578 --> 00:06:42,514 - NOW 800, NOW 900. WE NEED 900--LONG WAY FROM HOME. 190 00:06:42,614 --> 00:06:44,516 - THE JUG BAND OVER HERE TO MY RIGHT, 191 00:06:44,616 --> 00:06:45,517 THEY THINK THEY'RE GONNA TAKE THIS FROM ME. 192 00:06:45,617 --> 00:06:46,952 - 850. - 900. 193 00:06:47,052 --> 00:06:49,054 I GOT 850, NOW 9. NOW 950. 194 00:06:49,154 --> 00:06:51,190 WE'LL DO THAT. 950, NOW 1,000. 195 00:06:51,290 --> 00:06:52,858 GONNA GET 1,000. 1,100. 196 00:06:52,958 --> 00:06:54,726 1,100, WE GONNA GET-- - 1,050. 197 00:06:54,827 --> 00:06:56,462 - THIS IDIOT'S ACTUALLY FALLING FOR IT. 198 00:06:56,562 --> 00:06:58,030 - 1,050, NOW 1,100 NOW. 199 00:06:58,130 --> 00:07:00,833 1,150, 1,150. WE NEED 1,150. 200 00:07:00,933 --> 00:07:02,334 NOW 1,200. VICTOR, 1,200. 201 00:07:02,434 --> 00:07:04,903 NOW 1,250. 1,250, NOW 13. 202 00:07:05,003 --> 00:07:06,104 - [laughs] 203 00:07:08,073 --> 00:07:09,241 - HE'S GOT A LOT OF FLAP. 204 00:07:09,341 --> 00:07:10,542 I WANNA DROP IT ON HIM. 205 00:07:10,642 --> 00:07:11,910 - 1,350? - YEAH. 206 00:07:12,010 --> 00:07:13,145 - 1,350, NOW 14. 207 00:07:13,245 --> 00:07:14,813 1,450. - YEAH! 208 00:07:14,913 --> 00:07:16,415 - NOW 1,500. NOW HALF. 209 00:07:16,515 --> 00:07:18,517 1,550, I BELIEVE IT WAS 1,550. 210 00:07:18,617 --> 00:07:19,651 NOW HALF, HALF, HALF. 1,550. 211 00:07:19,751 --> 00:07:20,919 - YEAH. - STILL A LONG WAY FROM HOME. 212 00:07:21,019 --> 00:07:23,388 1,600 NOW, HALF. WE'RE GONNA GET 1,650. 213 00:07:23,489 --> 00:07:24,756 - WE'RE GONNA BE GENTLEMEN ABOUT IT. 214 00:07:24,857 --> 00:07:27,292 WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE ANY DIAPERS AWAY FROM HIS BABY. 215 00:07:29,161 --> 00:07:30,796 SELL IT TO MY MAN VICTOR! - BOOYAH, THAT'S MINE. 216 00:07:30,896 --> 00:07:32,397 - $1,600, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 217 00:07:32,498 --> 00:07:34,600 - ROCK AND ROLL. - ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, VICTOR. 218 00:07:35,934 --> 00:07:38,270 - THAT'S THE DUMB PURCHASE OF THE DAY. 219 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:40,472 [laughing] 220 00:07:40,572 --> 00:07:41,940 - THAT'S THE WAY IT'S DONE! 221 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,775 [grinding] 222 00:07:47,713 --> 00:07:49,948 - SOMETHIN' FOR EVERYONE! 223 00:07:50,048 --> 00:07:51,650 - ANOTHER ROOM FULL OF NOTHIN'. 224 00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:53,285 THE DRESSER DOESN'T LOOK TOO BAD, THOUGH. 225 00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:55,487 I JUST HAPPEN TO SEE THE CORNER OF A BOX 226 00:07:55,587 --> 00:07:57,322 BEHIND THAT DRESSER. 227 00:07:57,422 --> 00:07:58,624 YOU GOTTA LOOK FOR THAT STUFF, 228 00:07:58,724 --> 00:08:00,359 OTHERWISE, THE REDNECKS SWOOP IN AND GET IT. 229 00:08:00,459 --> 00:08:01,994 - WHAT DO YOU THINK, BUB? 230 00:08:02,094 --> 00:08:03,495 - I THINK THE ONLY THING IN THERE IS A DRESSER AND MIRROR. 231 00:08:03,595 --> 00:08:05,497 - YOU KNOW, I LIVE IN TEXAS, 232 00:08:05,597 --> 00:08:07,833 AND I LIVE IN LAMPASAS, TEXAS, 233 00:08:07,933 --> 00:08:10,903 AND YOU REALLY THINK I CAN SELL THAT OBAMA POSTER? 234 00:08:13,338 --> 00:08:14,573 - I SEE A NICE DRESSER. 235 00:08:14,673 --> 00:08:16,375 YEAH, THAT WOULD BE A REAL NICE ONE IN OUR STORE. 236 00:08:16,475 --> 00:08:17,609 - IT'S A NICE DRESSER, AND IT'S GOT THE MIRROR TOO. 237 00:08:17,709 --> 00:08:18,677 - THAT'D MAKE US A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY. 238 00:08:18,777 --> 00:08:20,412 - WHAT ARE YOU THINKIN'? - YEAH! 239 00:08:20,512 --> 00:08:21,713 - HAVE 50. NOW 75. 240 00:08:21,813 --> 00:08:23,949 GONNA GIVE 75. 75 ANYWHERE, WHAT? 241 00:08:24,049 --> 00:08:26,051 - 60. - I HAVE 60, NOW 75. 242 00:08:26,151 --> 00:08:27,052 YEAH, LESA, 75. 243 00:08:27,152 --> 00:08:28,453 NOW 100, WE NEED 100. 244 00:08:28,554 --> 00:08:30,188 NOW 100, 100, 100. 245 00:08:30,289 --> 00:08:32,524 WE NEED--87.50 THEN. 87.50. 246 00:08:32,624 --> 00:08:33,559 NOW 100, WE NEED 100. 247 00:08:33,659 --> 00:08:35,260 I GOT LESA IN FOR 100. 248 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,129 NOW 10, WE'LL DO THAT. 10, 110. 249 00:08:37,229 --> 00:08:38,263 10, WE NEED 110. 250 00:08:38,363 --> 00:08:39,932 NOW 20, 20, 20. 251 00:08:40,032 --> 00:08:41,600 WE DID 20, NOW 30. NOW 30, WE DID 130. 252 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:43,635 30, NOW 40, LESA. 40, 40, 40. 253 00:08:43,735 --> 00:08:44,803 NOW 50, WE'RE GONNA GET 50, SIR. 254 00:08:44,903 --> 00:08:47,005 YEAH, 50, 150. WE NEED 150! 255 00:08:47,105 --> 00:08:49,408 SELL IT, LESA, YOUR WAY. $140, LESA. 256 00:08:49,508 --> 00:08:51,143 $140. 257 00:08:51,243 --> 00:08:52,678 - YEAH, LOOK AT THIS. 258 00:08:52,778 --> 00:08:55,347 OH, MY GOD. THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL DRESSER. 259 00:08:59,251 --> 00:09:00,619 - WITHOUT SOUNDING TOO COCKY, 260 00:09:00,719 --> 00:09:02,421 I MADE A GREAT BUY WITH THIS UNIT. 261 00:09:04,556 --> 00:09:06,058 KNOWING WHAT I KNOW ABOUT SCOOTERS, 262 00:09:06,158 --> 00:09:08,193 I THINK $1,600 IS A GOOD PRICE. 263 00:09:08,293 --> 00:09:10,395 BUT THE SCOOTER WASN'T THE ONLY THING IN THERE. 264 00:09:10,495 --> 00:09:12,197 OH, THIS IS ALL THE POOL STUFF IN HERE. 265 00:09:12,297 --> 00:09:15,300 FILTER AND STUFF LIKE THAT. NOT MUCH. 266 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,002 MAYBE $100. 267 00:09:17,102 --> 00:09:18,036 DOORS AIN'T BAD. 268 00:09:18,136 --> 00:09:20,005 MAYBE SOMEBODY CAN USE THOSE DOORS. 269 00:09:20,105 --> 00:09:23,375 AH, RIGHT OVER HERE, THIS IS THE OLD NORDICTRACK. 270 00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:24,843 THIS IS A BOAT ANCHOR. 271 00:09:24,943 --> 00:09:26,511 THE POOL AND THE DOORS 272 00:09:26,612 --> 00:09:28,280 MIGHT GET ME A COUPLE HUNDRED DOLLARS BACK, 273 00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:29,915 BUT WE ALL KNOW WHY I BOUGHT THIS UNIT. 274 00:09:30,015 --> 00:09:31,917 TWO MILES ON IT. 275 00:09:32,017 --> 00:09:33,251 THIS BABY'S BRAND-NEW. 276 00:09:33,352 --> 00:09:37,055 AND YOU SEE, IT STILL HAS THE CELLOPHANE COVERING. 277 00:09:37,155 --> 00:09:38,857 RED LINE STARTS AT 80. 278 00:09:38,957 --> 00:09:42,661 THIS IS EASILY 70-MILE-PER-HOUR MACHINE. 279 00:09:42,761 --> 00:09:44,997 FOR 1,600 ON A UNIT, IT'S WELL WORTH IT. 280 00:09:45,097 --> 00:09:47,599 AT THE DEALER, THIS IS PROBABLY A $3,000 MACHINE. 281 00:09:47,699 --> 00:09:49,468 NO KEY, NO BATTERY. 282 00:09:49,568 --> 00:09:51,003 BUT IF IT'S WORTH WHAT I THINK IT'S WORTH, 283 00:09:51,103 --> 00:09:52,971 IT'S NOT A PROBLEM. 284 00:09:53,071 --> 00:09:54,706 I'M GONNA RIDE THIS THING RIGHT HOME. 285 00:09:54,806 --> 00:09:55,807 WHEE! 286 00:09:55,907 --> 00:09:57,876 HEY, IT WORKS! 287 00:09:59,845 --> 00:10:02,180 - JERRY AND I ARE HEADED BACK TO THE LOCKER WITH THE DRESSER. 288 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:06,018 NOW, MY PROBLEM IS THAT DRESSER MIGHT BE 289 00:10:06,118 --> 00:10:07,753 A LITTLE TOO NICE, 290 00:10:07,853 --> 00:10:09,755 AND IT MIGHT END UP IN MY BEDROOM. 291 00:10:09,855 --> 00:10:11,790 ALL RIGHT. 292 00:10:11,890 --> 00:10:13,291 LET'S PULL SOME OF THESE OUT. 293 00:10:13,392 --> 00:10:15,927 OH, THERE'S A PRETTY MIRROR. 294 00:10:16,028 --> 00:10:18,497 LOOK AT THAT MIRROR. THAT'LL SELL GOOD. 295 00:10:18,597 --> 00:10:20,165 THAT LOOKS LIKE A 30-BUCK MIRROR. 296 00:10:20,265 --> 00:10:21,767 - YEAH, THAT'S A NICE MIRROR THERE. 297 00:10:21,867 --> 00:10:24,870 - OH, LOOK AT THIS. - WHAT IS THAT? 298 00:10:24,970 --> 00:10:26,304 - LITTLE RATTLESNAKE. 299 00:10:26,405 --> 00:10:29,608 MIGHT BITE YOU. [laughs] 300 00:10:29,708 --> 00:10:32,010 I LIKE THAT. 301 00:10:35,747 --> 00:10:36,782 - WOW. - OH, WOW. 302 00:10:36,882 --> 00:10:38,517 - THAT IS NICE. - IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 303 00:10:38,617 --> 00:10:41,153 - YES, MA'AM. 304 00:10:41,253 --> 00:10:42,754 - THIS IS SOME GOOD STUFF RIGHT HERE. 305 00:10:42,854 --> 00:10:44,089 - YEAH. 306 00:10:44,189 --> 00:10:46,658 - EMPTY. OOP... 307 00:10:46,758 --> 00:10:49,828 WE GOT... 308 00:10:49,928 --> 00:10:50,996 DOES IT FIT? 309 00:10:51,096 --> 00:10:52,197 - YOU'RE MAKING ME SWEAT, 310 00:10:52,297 --> 00:10:53,498 SITTING THERE WITH THAT HAT ON. 311 00:10:53,598 --> 00:10:56,301 - I LIKE THAT DRESSER. 312 00:10:56,401 --> 00:10:57,502 IT MIGHT GO IN MY HOUSE. 313 00:10:57,602 --> 00:11:00,405 - WHAT WOULD BE BEST, THE SHOP OR YOUR HOUSE? 314 00:11:00,505 --> 00:11:03,375 - MY HOUSE. 315 00:11:03,475 --> 00:11:05,644 OKAY, TO PAY THE BILLS, THE SHOP. 316 00:11:05,744 --> 00:11:07,179 - OKAY. - OKAY? 317 00:11:07,279 --> 00:11:08,914 SO I GOT ABOUT 250 HERE. 318 00:11:09,014 --> 00:11:10,982 - I JUST HOPE SHE DON'T KEEP THE DRESSER. 319 00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:13,218 [chuckles] DON'T KEEP IT. 320 00:11:17,756 --> 00:11:18,990 THAT'S GONNA MAKE THE MONEY RIGHT THERE. 321 00:11:19,091 --> 00:11:20,425 - THERE IT IS. 322 00:11:20,525 --> 00:11:23,095 WOW. JERRY, WHAT KIND OF BOOTS ARE THESE? 323 00:11:23,195 --> 00:11:24,096 - SNAKESKIN. 324 00:11:24,196 --> 00:11:26,798 - RATTLESNAKE BOOTS, SO COOL. 325 00:11:26,898 --> 00:11:29,968 OH, MY GO-- OH, MY GOD! 326 00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:31,636 LOOK INSIDE THERE, JERRY. 327 00:11:31,737 --> 00:11:33,238 - OH, [bleep]! - [laughs] 328 00:11:33,338 --> 00:11:34,639 - OH, [bleep]! 329 00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:37,075 - [laughs] 330 00:11:37,175 --> 00:11:40,579 OOH! THAT'S SCARY. 331 00:11:40,679 --> 00:11:42,080 - MIGHT BE A WRISTBAND. 332 00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:43,415 WHAT YOU THINK? 333 00:11:43,515 --> 00:11:45,383 - NO, IT'S NOT A WRISTBAND. 334 00:11:45,484 --> 00:11:46,885 - YOU CAN'T WEAR IT AROUND YOUR WRI--OH. 335 00:11:46,985 --> 00:11:48,653 - THAT'S THE UGLIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. 336 00:11:48,754 --> 00:11:51,957 BUT...YOU KNOW WHAT... 337 00:11:52,057 --> 00:11:54,960 I BET YOU... 338 00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:57,329 I BET YOU THIS IS THE BAND FOR IT. 339 00:11:57,429 --> 00:11:59,331 OH, MY GOD. 340 00:11:59,431 --> 00:12:00,832 - WHY DON'T YOU PUT IT ON THE HAT. 341 00:12:00,932 --> 00:12:02,567 - DON'T BREAK IT. 342 00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:06,371 OH, MY GOSH. 343 00:12:08,473 --> 00:12:10,442 OH, WOW. 344 00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:12,144 I DON'T LIKE IT! [laughs] 345 00:12:12,244 --> 00:12:14,312 I THINK WE NEED TO GO TO AN EXPERT ON THIS ONE. 346 00:12:14,412 --> 00:12:16,915 - SHE'S NOT AN EXPERT, AND I DON'T WEAR COWBOY BOOTS, 347 00:12:17,015 --> 00:12:18,450 SO I KNOW I AIN'T NO EXPERT. 348 00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:22,354 - I MEAN, I'VE SEEN BOOTS GO FROM 5 TO $1,000. 349 00:12:22,454 --> 00:12:24,122 - I DON'T THINK I WOULD WEAR IT. 350 00:12:26,158 --> 00:12:28,927 - OH, YEAH. THIS IS REALLY NICE, BUBBA. 351 00:12:29,027 --> 00:12:30,929 WELL, ME AND BUBBA ARE BACK OVER HERE AT THIS UNIT 352 00:12:31,029 --> 00:12:32,831 WE PAID $475 FOR. 353 00:12:32,931 --> 00:12:34,432 THIS WAS THE FIND OF THE DAY. 354 00:12:34,533 --> 00:12:35,934 - PUT THAT OVER TO THE SIDE. 355 00:12:36,034 --> 00:12:38,136 - BUB, I'M THINKING ABOUT 75 ON THESE LAMPS. 356 00:12:38,236 --> 00:12:40,872 COFFEE AND END TABLE SET. - YEAH, THESE ARE NICE. 357 00:12:40,972 --> 00:12:44,075 I'M THINKING 200 THE SET, AT LEAST. 358 00:12:44,176 --> 00:12:46,478 - ALL RIGHT. THEY THOUGHT WE WERE COUNTRY BUMPKINS 359 00:12:46,578 --> 00:12:47,879 COME TO TOWN, AND WE BUY THE BEST UNIT 360 00:12:47,979 --> 00:12:49,414 RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER 'EM-- THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW. 361 00:12:49,514 --> 00:12:51,550 - UH-OH, HERE'S OUR FAVORITE STUFF. 362 00:12:51,650 --> 00:12:53,385 - WHAT IN THE WORLD WE GOT THERE? BUBBLE WRAP. 363 00:12:53,485 --> 00:12:56,655 - I LOVE BUBBLE WRAP. 364 00:12:56,755 --> 00:12:58,690 BUT I'M AFRAID I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'S ANYTHING IN HERE. 365 00:13:02,060 --> 00:13:04,629 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IN THE HELL-- - THAT'S A CANUTER VALVE. 366 00:13:04,729 --> 00:13:06,031 - IF IT'S WRAPPED LIKE THAT, IT'S SOMETHING. 367 00:13:06,131 --> 00:13:08,433 THAT'S ALL I KNOW. - MAY BE GOLD. 368 00:13:08,533 --> 00:13:10,969 HERE'S A BAG OF CLOTHES WE GOT HERE. 369 00:13:11,069 --> 00:13:12,671 THROW THAT UP THERE. 370 00:13:12,771 --> 00:13:15,040 STILL GOT THE TAGS ON IT. - PUSH THAT RECLINER IN. 371 00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:17,976 - RICKY, WE GOT YOUR NUMBER ONE PICTURE. 372 00:13:18,076 --> 00:13:20,679 - JC AND THE BOYS. THERE THEY ARE. 373 00:13:20,779 --> 00:13:22,614 - JC AND THE BOYS EATING LUNCH. - THERE YOU GO. 374 00:13:24,950 --> 00:13:28,153 - LOOKY HERE WHAT I DONE FOUND. 375 00:13:28,253 --> 00:13:29,287 - WHAT DOES THAT DO? 376 00:13:29,387 --> 00:13:32,157 - KIND OF A BLIMP OR SOMETHING. 377 00:13:32,257 --> 00:13:33,992 OPEN IT UP. - WAIT, WAIT, IT SAYS SOMETHING. 378 00:13:34,092 --> 00:13:35,193 - WHAT DOES IT SAY? 379 00:13:35,293 --> 00:13:38,263 - "GAFFORD ZEPPELIN." 380 00:13:38,363 --> 00:13:39,731 - YEAH. WOW. 381 00:13:39,831 --> 00:13:41,066 - I NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 382 00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:43,501 - HEY, CALEB, BRING ME THAT PIECE THAT WE-- 383 00:13:43,602 --> 00:13:45,036 - RICKY, THIS IS SILVER. 384 00:13:45,136 --> 00:13:46,238 - IT'S SILVER? - LOOK AT IT. 385 00:13:46,338 --> 00:13:47,806 - SURE IS. - THAT'S SILVER. 386 00:13:47,906 --> 00:13:49,975 SEE IF THAT GOES INTO THAT. 387 00:13:50,075 --> 00:13:51,977 - I DON'T KNOW. YOU KNOW BUBBLE WRAP. 388 00:13:52,077 --> 00:13:55,347 - DOES THIS FIT INSIDE THERE? 389 00:13:55,447 --> 00:13:58,316 THAT GOES IN THERE, RICKY. BUT WHAT IS THAT? 390 00:13:58,416 --> 00:13:59,451 - I DON'T KNOW. 391 00:13:59,551 --> 00:14:01,319 - A LITTLE MINIATURE ASHTRAY? - I GUESS. 392 00:14:01,419 --> 00:14:03,488 WE'VE ALREADY DOUBLED OUR MONEY ON THIS LOCKER, 393 00:14:03,588 --> 00:14:06,658 SO WHATEVER THE ZEPPELIN'S WORTH IS GONNA BE THE GRAVY TRAIN. 394 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,627 CAN YOU TELL ME AGAIN WHY WE DO THIS? 395 00:14:08,727 --> 00:14:10,328 - TO FIND THAT LITTLE SILVER ZEPPELIN, 396 00:14:10,428 --> 00:14:11,663 THAT'S WHY WE DO IT. - THAT'S WHY WE DO. 397 00:14:20,272 --> 00:14:22,841 - JERRY AND I ARE GONNA TAKE ALL THE RATTLESNAKE STUFF 398 00:14:22,941 --> 00:14:25,277 THAT WE FOUND TO A BOOT SPECIALIST. 399 00:14:25,377 --> 00:14:27,312 BE CAREFUL WITH THAT. 400 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,082 - TAKE A PEEK AT EVERYTHING. 401 00:14:31,182 --> 00:14:34,686 OH, YEAH. GOOD-LOOKIN' PAIR OF BOOTS. 402 00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,521 NICE BUCKLE. 403 00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:41,626 AND A HATBAND. YES. 404 00:14:41,726 --> 00:14:43,628 I DON'T LIKE GRABBING THAT OUT OF THERE. 405 00:14:43,728 --> 00:14:48,066 UH, DAN POST SNAKESKIN BOOT. GREAT SHAPE. 406 00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:50,368 THE THING TO REMEMBER IS THE SNAKESKIN IS VERY DELICATE. 407 00:14:50,468 --> 00:14:52,437 YOU GOTTA KEEP IT CONDITIONED AND MOISTURIZED. 408 00:14:52,537 --> 00:14:53,605 - JUST LIKE MY SKIN. 409 00:14:53,705 --> 00:14:57,175 - BUCKLE WITH THE HEAD INLAID ON IT. 410 00:14:57,275 --> 00:14:58,176 WATCH THE EYE. 411 00:14:58,276 --> 00:15:00,612 IT FOLLOWS YOU EVERYWHERE YOU GO. 412 00:15:00,712 --> 00:15:01,713 - WOW. - SNAKES... 413 00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,315 I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH 'EM. 414 00:15:03,415 --> 00:15:05,951 - THE HATBAND WITH VENOM ON THE FANGS. 415 00:15:06,051 --> 00:15:07,686 - CAN YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE PRICE ON THESE? 416 00:15:07,786 --> 00:15:08,887 EACH ONE OF THESE ITEMS. 417 00:15:08,987 --> 00:15:11,356 - THE BOOTS ARE IN GREAT SHAPE. - OKAY. 418 00:15:11,456 --> 00:15:13,625 - UNFORTUNATELY, IN TODAY'S MARKET, 419 00:15:13,725 --> 00:15:15,860 WITH THE RATTLESNAKE NOT BEING AS POPULAR AS IT ONCE WAS... 420 00:15:15,961 --> 00:15:17,996 - YEAH. 421 00:15:18,096 --> 00:15:19,664 - I WOULD SAY THE BOOT IS 250. 422 00:15:19,764 --> 00:15:22,133 - WELL, THAT'S NOT BAD. - NO, MA'AM, NOT AT ALL. 423 00:15:22,233 --> 00:15:25,370 - $250 BOOT? MY GOD. 424 00:15:25,470 --> 00:15:28,106 - THE HATBAND--THERE'S YOUR NOVELTY PIECES RIGHT HERE. 425 00:15:28,206 --> 00:15:30,208 I'M GONNA SAY THE HATBAND, 125. 426 00:15:30,308 --> 00:15:33,078 I'D SAY THE BUCKLE, $100. - WOW. 427 00:15:33,178 --> 00:15:35,313 WE ACTUALLY DID WELL. - YOU DID VERY GOOD. 428 00:15:35,413 --> 00:15:36,314 - WE DID WELL. - YOU DID VERY GOOD. 429 00:15:36,414 --> 00:15:37,849 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 430 00:15:37,949 --> 00:15:39,951 MISS LESA ACTUALLY KNEW WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT. 431 00:15:40,051 --> 00:15:41,386 THANK YOU. - YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY. 432 00:15:41,486 --> 00:15:42,520 - YES, MA'AM. THANK Y'ALL. 433 00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:44,823 - NOT ONLY DID I FIND A GREAT DRESSER, 434 00:15:44,923 --> 00:15:48,960 THAT RATTLESNAKE STUFF, THAT'S $475 IN MY POCKET. 435 00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:50,395 I THINK THAT WAS A DAMN GOOD DEAL. 436 00:15:50,495 --> 00:15:51,730 - RIGHT? 437 00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:53,598 - YOU WOULD WEAR BOOTS NOW? - OOH, YEAH. 438 00:15:53,698 --> 00:15:54,766 - OH, YEAH! [laughter] 439 00:15:58,903 --> 00:16:00,271 - I'M BRINGING MY SCOOTER 440 00:16:00,372 --> 00:16:02,007 TO CUSTOM-BIKE LEGEND RICK FAIRLESS. 441 00:16:04,709 --> 00:16:06,144 - BRING HER ON IN THERE. 442 00:16:06,244 --> 00:16:08,980 - WELL, THIS IS WHAT I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT. 443 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,115 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 444 00:16:10,215 --> 00:16:11,216 - WELL, LET ME LOOK AT IT FOR A SECOND. 445 00:16:11,316 --> 00:16:14,552 - IT'S LIKE MY BARN FIND. - YEAH? 446 00:16:14,652 --> 00:16:16,721 I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THESE IN A WHILE. 447 00:16:16,821 --> 00:16:19,524 - OKAY. WELL, OFF THE BAT, HE'S FAMILIAR WITH THIS BIKE. 448 00:16:19,624 --> 00:16:20,625 THAT'S A GOOD SIGN. 449 00:16:20,725 --> 00:16:22,694 - BASICALLY, VIC, THIS THING IS BUILT 450 00:16:22,794 --> 00:16:24,829 FOR COLLEGE KIDS. - OKAY. 451 00:16:24,929 --> 00:16:28,700 - IT'S A CHINESE-MANUFACTURED SCOOTER. 452 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,369 - SO HE'S TELLING ME THE CHINESE MASS PRODUCED THESE THINGS, 453 00:16:31,469 --> 00:16:33,638 AND THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE. 454 00:16:33,738 --> 00:16:35,173 THE SCOOTERS, NOT THE PEOPLE. 455 00:16:35,273 --> 00:16:36,975 - THE PROBLEM IS, AS YOU CAN SEE, 456 00:16:37,075 --> 00:16:39,711 YOU'VE GOT A BUSTED LEVER HERE. - YEAH. 457 00:16:39,811 --> 00:16:42,347 - YOU'RE MISSING SOME RUNNING BOARDS ON BOTH SIDES. 458 00:16:42,447 --> 00:16:44,449 - MM-HMM. - IT'S GOT SOME DAMAGE TO IT 459 00:16:44,549 --> 00:16:46,751 ON BOTH SIDES. - MM-HMM. 460 00:16:46,851 --> 00:16:48,787 SO HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK IT'S WORTH? 461 00:16:48,887 --> 00:16:52,624 - IF IT RUNS, 300 BUCKS. 462 00:16:52,724 --> 00:16:56,094 - I DON'T KNOW IF IT RUNS. I DON'T HAVE THE KEY FOR IT. 463 00:16:56,194 --> 00:16:58,196 - IF YOU DON'T HAVE A KEY FOR IT, IT DOESN'T RUN, 464 00:16:58,296 --> 00:16:59,731 IT'S NOT WORTH ANYTHING. 465 00:16:59,831 --> 00:17:01,166 YOU DON'T HAVE A KEY TO IT? 466 00:17:01,266 --> 00:17:02,901 - I DON'T HAVE THE KEY. I DIDN'T GET NOTHING WITH IT. 467 00:17:03,001 --> 00:17:04,369 - SO YOU BOUGHT IT WITHOUT A KEY. 468 00:17:04,469 --> 00:17:07,272 YOU PAID MORE THAN 300 BUCKS FOR IT? 469 00:17:07,372 --> 00:17:08,873 WELL, YOU GOT TAKEN TO THE CLEANERS, PAL. 470 00:17:08,973 --> 00:17:11,342 IT'S A CHINESE SCOOTER. 471 00:17:11,443 --> 00:17:13,144 THEY MAKE 50 MILLION OF THESE THINGS. 472 00:17:13,244 --> 00:17:15,547 IT'S LIKE A DISPOSABLE CIGARETTE LIGHTER. 473 00:17:15,647 --> 00:17:19,284 IT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO VALUE IF IT DOESN'T RUN. 474 00:17:19,384 --> 00:17:20,385 - WELL, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I HAD A GOLD MINE HERE. 475 00:17:20,485 --> 00:17:22,387 I THOUGHT IT WAS WORTH, LIKE, $2,000 HERE. 476 00:17:22,487 --> 00:17:24,322 OR AT LEAST BREAK EVEN FOR WHAT I GOT ON THERE. 477 00:17:24,422 --> 00:17:26,724 NOT ONLY DID I LOSE 1,500 BUCKS... 478 00:17:26,825 --> 00:17:28,526 THANKS A LOT, BROTHER. - YOU BET. 479 00:17:28,626 --> 00:17:30,428 - BUT I MANAGED TO LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE ASS 480 00:17:30,528 --> 00:17:32,831 IN FRONT OF THE TEXAS MOTORCYCLE GURU. 481 00:17:32,931 --> 00:17:36,034 THANKS. GOD, I OVERPAID FOR THAT UNIT. 482 00:17:41,706 --> 00:17:43,174 - THIS IT? 483 00:17:43,274 --> 00:17:45,176 - LULA B's. THIS IS IT. 484 00:17:45,276 --> 00:17:47,846 - BUBBA AND I ARE BRINGING THIS SILVER ZEPPELIN 485 00:17:47,946 --> 00:17:51,049 TO A COUPLE OF GUYS THAT SPECIALIZE IN RARE COLLECTIBLES. 486 00:17:51,149 --> 00:17:53,952 - LET'S GO FIND OUT WHAT THIS THING IS WORTH. 487 00:17:54,052 --> 00:17:56,054 BETTER YET, LET'S FIND OUT WHAT THIS THING IS. 488 00:17:56,154 --> 00:17:57,889 - YEAH. 489 00:18:04,829 --> 00:18:07,165 - HI. HOW ARE Y'ALL? - WE'RE GOOD. 490 00:18:07,265 --> 00:18:09,267 WE'RE THE ONES THAT CALLED YOU ABOUT THE ZEPPELIN. 491 00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:11,669 - LET'S SEE WHAT YOU HAVE HERE. 492 00:18:11,769 --> 00:18:15,140 OH, WOW. 493 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,574 - THESE GUYS LOOK AS IMPRESSED AS WE WERE. 494 00:18:16,674 --> 00:18:20,512 - AND THIS IS LIKE A LITTLE INSERT OR SOMETHING. 495 00:18:20,612 --> 00:18:21,846 - YEAH, THAT WOULD BE-- 496 00:18:21,946 --> 00:18:23,948 - WE WERE THINKING THAT'S, LIKE, THE ASHTRAY, RIGHT? 497 00:18:24,048 --> 00:18:27,452 - ACTUALLY, THIS IS THE PART THAT GOES INTO THE INKWELL. 498 00:18:27,552 --> 00:18:29,287 - I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ASHTRAY. 499 00:18:29,387 --> 00:18:31,089 - [laughs] - NO. 500 00:18:31,189 --> 00:18:32,924 - IT'S DEFINITELY AN INKWELL. 501 00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:35,226 - MM-HMM. - OH, LOOK AT THE DETAIL HERE. 502 00:18:35,326 --> 00:18:36,895 LOOK AT THE... - THEN ENGRAVING? 503 00:18:36,995 --> 00:18:39,430 - MM-HMM. - IT'S VERY EXQUISITE. 504 00:18:39,531 --> 00:18:40,565 - THESE WERE USED FOR-- 505 00:18:40,665 --> 00:18:42,066 THEY'RE CALLED DIP-AND-WRITE PENS. 506 00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:43,902 THEY'RE THE SAME THING THAT THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE 507 00:18:44,002 --> 00:18:45,370 WAS SIGNED WITH. 508 00:18:45,470 --> 00:18:47,071 AND THEY WERE THE ONLY TYPE OF PEN USED 509 00:18:47,172 --> 00:18:49,240 UNTIL THE FOUNTAIN PEN WAS INVENTED. 510 00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:51,442 AROUND 1900. RIGHT BEFORE THAT. 511 00:18:51,543 --> 00:18:54,579 - THE MAIN REASON WE'RE HERE IS WHAT IT IS, 512 00:18:54,679 --> 00:18:55,914 AND THE VALUE OF IT. 513 00:18:56,014 --> 00:18:57,849 I'M GETTING THE FEELING THAT THIS INKWELL'S 514 00:18:57,949 --> 00:18:59,184 WORTH A FEW HUNDRED DOLLARS. 515 00:18:59,284 --> 00:19:01,219 - WELL, IT'S OLD AND IT'S UNUSUAL. 516 00:19:01,319 --> 00:19:03,021 - YES. 517 00:19:03,121 --> 00:19:06,257 - AND IT'S FAIRLY VALUABLE. 518 00:19:06,357 --> 00:19:09,294 - THAT'S WHAT WE WANT TO HEAR RIGHT THERE. 519 00:19:09,394 --> 00:19:12,897 - IT'S VERY, VERY COLLECTIBLE AND UNUSUAL. 520 00:19:12,997 --> 00:19:15,466 IT'S PROBABLY WORTH, RIGHT NOW, LIKE IT IS, 521 00:19:15,567 --> 00:19:19,037 AROUND... 522 00:19:19,137 --> 00:19:22,407 $7,000. 523 00:19:26,711 --> 00:19:28,246 - THOUSAND? - THOUSAND 524 00:19:28,346 --> 00:19:29,247 7,000. 525 00:19:29,347 --> 00:19:30,448 - HOLY [bleep]. 526 00:19:30,548 --> 00:19:31,716 - 7,000... - THAT'S LIKE A CAR. 527 00:19:31,816 --> 00:19:33,484 - WOW. - I'M HAPPY. 528 00:19:33,585 --> 00:19:35,253 - THAT'S WHY WE DO WHAT WE DO, BUB. 529 00:19:35,353 --> 00:19:36,921 [laughter] 530 00:19:37,021 --> 00:19:38,289 OH, MY LORD. - EVERYTHING IN THERE 531 00:19:38,389 --> 00:19:39,490 HAS ALREADY MADE MONEY. - RIGHT. 532 00:19:39,591 --> 00:19:40,858 - WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE Y'ALL HAVE MADE 533 00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:41,993 A PRETTY GOOD HAUL. 534 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:43,394 - THAT WAS A GOOD LICK. - THAT WAS A GOOD LICK. 535 00:19:43,494 --> 00:19:46,030 THIS IS ALL GRAVY BONUS MONEY TO US. 536 00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:48,199 - $7,000 OF GRAVY. 537 00:19:48,299 --> 00:19:49,901 I GUESS US COUNTRY BOYS GOT THE BEST OF 'EM 538 00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:50,902 THIS TIME, DIDN'T WE? 539 00:19:51,002 --> 00:19:52,370 - ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT. 540 00:19:52,470 --> 00:19:54,872 - APPRECIATE IT, GUYS. - THANKS A LOT. 541 00:19:59,010 --> 00:20:01,613 - THE ARLINGTON WINNER WAS RICKY AND BUBBA, 542 00:20:01,713 --> 00:20:05,149 BANKING 7,600 BUCKS ON THEIR ZEPPELIN INKWELL. 543 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:08,486 LESA LEWIS FOUND A $600 PROFIT 544 00:20:08,586 --> 00:20:10,154 IN HER RATTLESNAKE GEAR 545 00:20:10,255 --> 00:20:13,891 WHILE VICTOR RJESNJENSKY BUSTED ON HIS MOTOR SCOOTER 546 00:20:13,992 --> 00:20:16,794 AND SCORED A STERN TALKING TO. 547 00:20:16,894 --> 00:20:19,197 HEY, WHAT ABOUT MOE? 548 00:20:19,297 --> 00:20:20,665 - THIS IS THE UNIT I GOT 549 00:20:20,765 --> 00:20:22,166 BECAUSE IT HAD A LOT OF WOOD IN IT. 550 00:20:22,267 --> 00:20:25,670 I'M GLAD THERE'S SOMEONE BESIDES ME THAT LOVES WOOD. 551 00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:27,438 THIS IS 48 INCHES. 552 00:20:27,538 --> 00:20:30,141 THIS WOOD HAS SEEN A LOT OF PARTYING. 553 00:20:30,241 --> 00:20:33,211 THIS IS REALLY A GOOD POOLSIDE PIECE 554 00:20:33,311 --> 00:20:35,046 THAT WILL SELL IN TEXAS, 555 00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:38,082 SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS A WOOD STATE. 556 00:20:38,182 --> 00:20:39,784 WE LOVE WOOD HERE. 557 00:20:39,884 --> 00:20:43,121 I THINK THE TIGHTER-GRAINS PROBABLY ARE BETTER, 558 00:20:43,221 --> 00:20:44,789 IF YOU'RE ANAL, LIKE ME. 559 00:20:44,889 --> 00:20:46,991 I WOULD CALL THIS VERY WARM WOOD. 560 00:20:47,091 --> 00:20:49,227 [sniffs] 561 00:20:49,327 --> 00:20:51,329 YOU GO UP TO WOOD, AND YOU CAN SMELL 562 00:20:51,429 --> 00:20:53,131 IF IT WAS IN A SMOKER'S HOUSE. 563 00:20:53,231 --> 00:20:55,400 THAT'S ONE OF THE FALLACIES ABOUT WOOD. 564 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,901 [doors echo]