>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, THE
TREASURES
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH.
>>
>> OOH. >> SO NEAT.
>>
>> SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME.
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD. >> I'M BACK.
>>
>> I'M BACK. >> WELL, I DON'T LIKE YOUR
ATTITUDE.
YOU
ATTITUDE. YOU NEED TO GROW UP.
>>
YOU NEED TO GROW UP. >> WHAT IS GOING ON?
>>
>> WHAT IS GOING ON? >> DID YOU GUYS GET IN A FIGHT?
>>
>> DID YOU GUYS GET IN A FIGHT? >> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
>>
>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. >> MOVE ALONG, OLD MAN.
>>
>> MOVE ALONG, OLD MAN. >> OLD MAN?
>>
>> OLD MAN? >> 1,000.
>>
>> 1,000. >> SOLD, SOLD, SOLD.
>>
>> SOLD, SOLD, SOLD. >> YEAH!
MY
>> YEAH! MY WIFE THINKS I'M A HOARDER.
SO
MY WIFE THINKS I'M A HOARDER. SO I ONLY GET ONE LOCKER A YEAR.
I
SO I ONLY GET ONE LOCKER A YEAR. I CAN'T BRING JUNK BACK TO MY
WIFE.
>>
WIFE. >> OH,
[country
[country rock]
♪
[country rock] ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA
GET.
THAT'S
GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
CHA-CHING!
>>
CHA-CHING! >> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG. >> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER I
PAINT
>> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER I PAINT IT.
>>
PAINT IT. >> I SEE TREASURES.
DOLLAR
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS.
>>
DOLLAR SIGNS. >> THIS IS OUR TURF.
>>
>> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS.
>>
>> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING.
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMAN POWER.
>>
>> WOMAN POWER. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT ♪
♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT ♪ ♪ I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> IT'S SOLD!
TODAY
>> IT'S SOLD! TODAY WE'RE IN FORT WORTH.
I
TODAY WE'RE IN FORT WORTH. I GOT A GOOD ONE FOR Y'ALL.
WHAT'S
I GOT A GOOD ONE FOR Y'ALL. WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF SAFE
SEX
WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF SAFE SEX IN FORT WORTH?
PLACING
SEX IN FORT WORTH? PLACING SIGNS ON THE ANIMALS
THAT
PLACING SIGNS ON THE ANIMALS THAT KICK.
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> SO I NEED TO GET MY HANDS
DIRTY.
I
DIRTY. I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT I DO WHEN I
SHOP
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT I DO WHEN I SHOP EVERY DAY, I PICK THE TRASH
UP.
SO
UP. SO TODAY I'M GONNA PLAY DIRTY,
EVEN
SO TODAY I'M GONNA PLAY DIRTY, EVEN IF THAT MEANS LYING,
CHEATING,
EVEN IF THAT MEANS LYING, CHEATING, STEALING.
HEY,
CHEATING, STEALING. HEY, I'LL DO IT.
TODAY
HEY, I'LL DO IT. TODAY THE NAME OF THE GAME IS
TRICKERY.
>>
TRICKERY. >> ALL RIGHT, SO I'M HAVING MY
BIG
>> ALL RIGHT, SO I'M HAVING MY BIG ANNUAL SHOPPING BAG SALE.
I
BIG ANNUAL SHOPPING BAG SALE. I TELL ALL MY CUSTOMERS, BRING
IN
I TELL ALL MY CUSTOMERS, BRING IN YOUR OLD SHOPPING BAGS.
HOWEVER
IN YOUR OLD SHOPPING BAGS. HOWEVER MANY YOU BRING, YOU GET
THAT
HOWEVER MANY YOU BRING, YOU GET THAT PERCENTAGE OFF.
THE
THAT PERCENTAGE OFF. THE MAX IS 50 BAGS, AND THEY
HAVE
THE MAX IS 50 BAGS, AND THEY HAVE TO BE QUALITY PAPER BAGS
WITH
HAVE TO BE QUALITY PAPER BAGS WITH HANDLES.
SO
WITH HANDLES. SO I REALLY NEED TO STOCK THE
STORE
SO I REALLY NEED TO STOCK THE STORE SO THE SALE'S SUCCESSFUL,
AND
STORE SO THE SALE'S SUCCESSFUL, AND I GOT TO SCORE BIG TODAY.
>>
AND I GOT TO SCORE BIG TODAY. >> WHERE'S BUBBA?
>>
>> WHERE'S BUBBA? >> WHO CARES?
>>
>> WHO CARES? >> DID YOU GUYS GET IN A FIGHT?
>>
>> DID YOU GUYS GET IN A FIGHT? >> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
>>
>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. >> TODAY WE ARE GOING TO PLAY
FIGHT.
WE'RE
FIGHT. WE'RE GOING TO PRETEND TO BE MAD
AT
WE'RE GOING TO PRETEND TO BE MAD AT EACH OTHER.
WE
AT EACH OTHER. WE WON'T BE ABLE TO REALLY TALK
TO
WE WON'T BE ABLE TO REALLY TALK TO EACH OTHER, SO WE'LL BE
BRINGING
TO EACH OTHER, SO WE'LL BE BRINGING OUT OLD COUNTRY CODES.
ONE
BRINGING OUT OLD COUNTRY CODES. ONE OF MY FAVORITES IS "THE
FRANKLIN
ONE OF MY FAVORITES IS "THE FRANKLIN MINT HAS A NEW CHESS
SET."
THAT
SET." THAT MEANS THERE'S PROBABLY
COLLECTIBLES
THAT MEANS THERE'S PROBABLY COLLECTIBLES IN THERE.
>>
COLLECTIBLES IN THERE. >> SO REALLY, WHERE IS HE?
>>
>> SO REALLY, WHERE IS HE? >> LOOK, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'M
>> LOOK, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I'M HERE TO BUY LOCKERS, OKAY?
>>
I'M HERE TO BUY LOCKERS, OKAY? >> BESTIES GOT IN A FIGHT.
>>
>> BESTIES GOT IN A FIGHT. >> IF WE TALK ABOUT "THE SNOWMAN
HAS
>> IF WE TALK ABOUT "THE SNOWMAN HAS A CORNCOB PIPE," THE
SNOWMAN'S
HAS A CORNCOB PIPE," THE SNOWMAN'S GONNA MELT, AND ALL
YOU
SNOWMAN'S GONNA MELT, AND ALL YOU HAVE IS THAT DAMN PIPE.
YOU
YOU HAVE IS THAT DAMN PIPE. YOU DON'T WANT THAT UNIT.
AND
YOU DON'T WANT THAT UNIT. AND IF WE EVER TALK ABOUT HOT
PASTRIES
AND IF WE EVER TALK ABOUT HOT PASTRIES WITH EXTRA BUTTER,
THAT'S
PASTRIES WITH EXTRA BUTTER, THAT'S PRETTY SELF-EXPLANATORY.
THESE
THAT'S PRETTY SELF-EXPLANATORY. THESE ARE TRIED AND TRUE CODES.
>>
THESE ARE TRIED AND TRUE CODES. >> HERE COMES BUBBA.
OH,
>> HERE COMES BUBBA. OH, MY GOD.
HE'S
OH, MY GOD. HE'S NOT GOING OVER THERE.
>>
HE'S NOT GOING OVER THERE. >> BUBBA, GIVE US THE SCOOP.
>>
>> BUBBA, GIVE US THE SCOOP. >> WHAT IS GOING ON?
>>
>> WHAT IS GOING ON? >> ♪ HE'S MOE, MOE, MOE ♪
♪
>> ♪ HE'S MOE, MOE, MOE ♪ ♪ PRIGOFF ♪
>>
♪ PRIGOFF ♪ >> [singsong] I'M BACK.
>>
>> [singsong] I'M BACK. >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD. >> HI, FOLKS.
>>
>> HI, FOLKS. >> HEY, MOE.
MICHELA
>> HEY, MOE. MICHELA KNOW YOU'RE HERE?
>>
MICHELA KNOW YOU'RE HERE? >> UM...
MY
>> UM... MY WIFE THINKS I'M A HOARDER.
SO
MY WIFE THINKS I'M A HOARDER. SO I ONLY GET ONE LOCKER A YEAR.
I
SO I ONLY GET ONE LOCKER A YEAR. I GOT TO MAKE THIS THING COUNT.
>>
I GOT TO MAKE THIS THING COUNT. >> WELL, I DON'T LIKE YOUR
ATTITUDE.
YOU
ATTITUDE. YOU NEED TO GROW UP.
>>
YOU NEED TO GROW UP. >> WHOA-AH.
>>
>> WHOA-AH. >> I KNOW A GOOD MARRIAGE
COUNSELOR
>> I KNOW A GOOD MARRIAGE COUNSELOR FOR YOU.
SHE'S
COUNSELOR FOR YOU. SHE'S REALLY GOOD AT REPAIRING
RELATIONSHIPS.
>>
RELATIONSHIPS. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> OKAY.
YOU
>> OKAY. YOU BETTER TAKE THE NUMBER,
YOU
YOU BETTER TAKE THE NUMBER, YOU KNOW.
IT'S
YOU KNOW. IT'S GONNA BE A LONG RIDE HOME.
>>
IT'S GONNA BE A LONG RIDE HOME. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
THANK
GENTLEMEN. THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO
TODAY'S
THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION.
FIRST
TODAY'S AUCTION. FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO,
WE'RE
FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
THERE'LL
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING
ANY
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING ANY BOXES.
TODAY'S
ANY BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY
SALE.
ARE
SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
[cheers
ARE YOU READY TO GO? [cheers and applause]
>>
[cheers and applause] >> YEAH!
HAMMER
>> YEAH! HAMMER UP, LET'S GO.
[all
HAMMER UP, LET'S GO. [all exclaiming]
>>
[all exclaiming] >> [making bird calls]
CA-CAW-NO.
>>
CA-CAW-NO. >> LOTS OF BOXES, AND THEY'RE
ALL
>> LOTS OF BOXES, AND THEY'RE ALL NEATLY STACKED.
AND
ALL NEATLY STACKED. AND THEY'RE ORGANIZED.
THIS
AND THEY'RE ORGANIZED. THIS COULD BE A GOOD ONE FOR
TRINKETS.
>>
TRINKETS. >> A DRESSER THERE, SET OF FOUR
CHAIRS,
>> A DRESSER THERE, SET OF FOUR CHAIRS, BLACK TRUNK OVER THERE.
THIS
CHAIRS, BLACK TRUNK OVER THERE. THIS IS A PRETTY GOOD UNIT.
>>
THIS IS A PRETTY GOOD UNIT. >> WELL, LISTEN, THIS COULD SET
ME
>> WELL, LISTEN, THIS COULD SET ME UP FOR MY RETIREMENT.
WE
ME UP FOR MY RETIREMENT. WE GOT AN ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIR
HERE,
WE GOT AN ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIR HERE, I THINK.
A
HERE, I THINK. A LOT OF RECORDS.
I
A LOT OF RECORDS. I HAVE JUST THE JUKEBOX IN MY
GALLERY
I HAVE JUST THE JUKEBOX IN MY GALLERY FOR THIS.
>>
GALLERY FOR THIS. >> THIS GUY WAS A DJ, 'CAUSE
THESE
>> THIS GUY WAS A DJ, 'CAUSE THESE ARE ALL RAP RECORDS.
MIGHT'VE
THESE ARE ALL RAP RECORDS. MIGHT'VE BEEN THE FIRST DJ,
SCRATCHING
MIGHT'VE BEEN THE FIRST DJ, SCRATCHING ON 45s.
HOPEFULLY
SCRATCHING ON 45s. HOPEFULLY RICKY KNOWS.
I
HOPEFULLY RICKY KNOWS. I GOT TO GIVE HIM THE SIGNAL
THAT
I GOT TO GIVE HIM THE SIGNAL THAT WE'RE GONNA PASS ON THIS
ONE.
>>
ONE. >> LIKE THE CHAIRS.
I
>> LIKE THE CHAIRS. I LIKE THE NEAT BOXES THAT ARE
STACKED
I LIKE THE NEAT BOXES THAT ARE STACKED IN THERE.
>>
STACKED IN THERE. >> [making bird calls]
>>
>> [making bird calls] >> THIS DAMN BIRD KEEPS--IN THE
BACK
>> THIS DAMN BIRD KEEPS--IN THE BACK OF MY MIND.
WE'LL
BACK OF MY MIND. WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
>>
WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. >> MOVE ALONG, OLD MAN.
>>
>> MOVE ALONG, OLD MAN. >> OLD MAN?
>>
>> OLD MAN? >> THE DANCING BEAR HAS TURF
TOE.
>>
TOE. >> OH, BUBBA AND HIS STUPID
CODES.
>>
CODES. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
[auctioneering]
25.
[auctioneering] 25. 25. 25.
>>
25. 25. 25. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 50, 75.
$100
>> 50, 75. $100 BILL.
>>
$100 BILL. >> 100.
>>
>> 100. >> 100.
>> 100. NOW
>> 100. >> 100. NOW 125.
125.
>> 100. NOW 125. 125. NOW 150, NOW 175.
>>
125. NOW 150, NOW 175. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 200. NOW 225.
>>
>> 200. NOW 225. >> 500.
>>
>> 500. >> 500.
>> 500. THAT
>> 500. >> 500. THAT GUY GOT 500.
NOW
>> 500. THAT GUY GOT 500. NOW 525.
>>
NOW 525. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 525.
>>
>> 525. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 575. 575?
>>
>> 575. 575? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 575 AND 600.
>>
>> 575 AND 600. >> [making bird call]
>>
>> [making bird call] >> 600 ON THE FRONT.
ANYBODY,
>> 600 ON THE FRONT. ANYBODY, 600. 600.
WE'LL
ANYBODY, 600. 600. WE'LL DO 600.
>>
WE'LL DO 600. >> OH, BUBBA DID NOT WANT TO
BID.
>>
BID. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 600 THERE AND 625, NOW 650.
>>
>> 600 THERE AND 625, NOW 650. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 650, NOW 675.
675,
>> 650, NOW 675. 675, NOW 700.
NOW
675, NOW 700. NOW 725, 750.
>>
NOW 725, 750. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 775.
DON'T
>> NOW 775. DON'T LET HER HAVE IT.
>>
DON'T LET HER HAVE IT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> HAVE 800.
DON'T
>> HAVE 800. DON'T LET HIM HAVE IT.
>>
DON'T LET HIM HAVE IT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 850. 850 ONE MORE TIME.
>>
>> NOW 850. 850 ONE MORE TIME. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 875.
>>
>> 875. >> 1,000.
>>
>> 1,000. >> 1,000.
>>
>> 1,000. >> OHH.
>>
>> OHH. >> 1,025.
>>
>> 1,025. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> UNIT HERE, 1,025.
1,050.
>>
1,050. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> NOW 1,075.
1,075.
>>
1,075. >> NO.
>>
>> NO. >> 1,075 GOING ONCE, 1,075 GOING
TWICE...
SOLD,
TWICE... SOLD, SOLD, SOLD.
$1,050.
>>
$1,050. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> OF COURSE HE WOULD BUY THE
FIRST
>> OF COURSE HE WOULD BUY THE FIRST LOCKER.
HE
FIRST LOCKER. HE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN
REMEMBER
HE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT'S IN IT.
>>
REMEMBER WHAT'S IN IT. >> IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK IN THE
GAME.
>>
GAME. >> WHOO!
I
>> WHOO! I HOPE Y'ALL SAVED YOUR MONEY.
>>
I HOPE Y'ALL SAVED YOUR MONEY. >> THIS LOCKER'S KIND OF CRAZY.
THERE'S,
>> THIS LOCKER'S KIND OF CRAZY. THERE'S, LIKE, A LOT OF
HEAVY-DUTY
THERE'S, LIKE, A LOT OF HEAVY-DUTY EQUIPMENT.
DRILL-PRESS
HEAVY-DUTY EQUIPMENT. DRILL-PRESS THING--HEY.
DID
DRILL-PRESS THING--HEY. DID YOU JUST SAY THIS IS A
MAN-LOCKER?
SO
MAN-LOCKER? SO YOU DON'T THINK SOMEONE LIKE
ME
SO YOU DON'T THINK SOMEONE LIKE ME CAN BUY THIS?
WE'LL
ME CAN BUY THIS? WE'LL SEE, OKAY?
YEAH.
WE'LL SEE, OKAY? YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
ASS[bleep].
>>
ASS[bleep]. >> OH, MY GOSH.
I
>> OH, MY GOSH. I REALLY LOVE THIS LOCKER.
STEP
I REALLY LOVE THIS LOCKER. STEP ONE: ADMIT THAT YOU HAVE A
PROBLEM.
I
PROBLEM. I BETTER STEP AWAY, 'CAUSE
THIS'LL
I BETTER STEP AWAY, 'CAUSE THIS'LL JUST GET ME INTO
TROUBLE.
>>
TROUBLE. >> THERE IS A GREAT-LOOKING
DRESSER
>> THERE IS A GREAT-LOOKING DRESSER OVER HERE, AND THAT
METAL
DRESSER OVER HERE, AND THAT METAL TRUNK IS AWESOME.
THIS
METAL TRUNK IS AWESOME. THIS IS A GREAT LOCKER.
>>
THIS IS A GREAT LOCKER. >> OH, MY GOD.
THERE
>> OH, MY GOD. THERE IS SO MUCH GOOD STUFF IN
HERE.
WE'RE
HERE. WE'RE ALL OVER THIS.
DAMN
WE'RE ALL OVER THIS. DAMN IT, RICKY.
REMEMBER
DAMN IT, RICKY. REMEMBER THE CODES.
CA-CAW!
THE
CA-CAW! THE FLAMINGO HAS A YEAST
INFECTION.
>>
INFECTION. >> [laughing]
>>
>> [laughing] >> THERE SURE IS A LOT OF
LAUGHING
>> THERE SURE IS A LOT OF LAUGHING GOING ON FOR PEOPLE WHO
ARE
LAUGHING GOING ON FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE "FIGHTING."
>>
ARE "FIGHTING." >> [chuckling]
>>
>> [chuckling] >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
[auctioneering]
$50.
[auctioneering] $50. NOW 50.
>>
$50. NOW 50. >> WORKER WOMAN! YEAH.
>>
>> WORKER WOMAN! YEAH. >> 100, NOW 150.
>>
>> 100, NOW 150. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 200. 200, NOW 250.
250,
>> NOW 200. 200, NOW 250. 250, 300?
>>
250, 300? >> YEAH, WALT!
>>
>> YEAH, WALT! >> 350, AND 400.
>>
>> 350, AND 400. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 450.
>>
>> 450. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 500, 550.
>>
>> 500, 550. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 600. THANK YOU, NOW 650.
650.
>> 600. THANK YOU, NOW 650. 650. AND $700!
NOW
650. AND $700! NOW 750 AND 800.
800
NOW 750 AND 800. 800 THERE.
>>
800 THERE. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 900. NOW 900.
NOW
>> NOW 900. NOW 900. NOW 950. NOW 1,000.
>>
NOW 950. NOW 1,000. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,000 NOW GOING ONCE, GOING
TWICE,
>> 1,000 NOW GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE, I SOLD IT.
$1,000,
TWICE, I SOLD IT. $1,000, RICKY.
$1,000.
>>
$1,000. >> HE CAN HAVE IT.
NOT
>> HE CAN HAVE IT. NOT A GOOD BUY.
WHAT'S
NOT A GOOD BUY. WHAT'S UP, PROFESSOR?
CAN'T
WHAT'S UP, PROFESSOR? CAN'T REACH THAT?
>>
CAN'T REACH THAT? >> I GOT HELP.
SIR.
>>
SIR. >> I
SIR. >> I GOT IT FOR HIM.
DON'T
>> I GOT IT FOR HIM. DON'T WORRY.
>>
DON'T WORRY. >> OH, THANK YOU.
>>
>> OH, THANK YOU. >> BUYING MORE THAN ONE LOCKER
IS
>> BUYING MORE THAN ONE LOCKER IS TEMPTING.
BUT
IS TEMPTING. BUT I NEED TO MAKE SURE MY FIRST
ONE'S
BUT I NEED TO MAKE SURE MY FIRST ONE'S NOT FULL OF JUNK.
I
ONE'S NOT FULL OF JUNK. I CAN'T BRING JUNK BACK TO MY
WIFE.
LOOK
WIFE. LOOK AT ALL THESE RECORDS, MY
GOSH.
THE
GOSH. THE SPINES LOOK PRETTY GOOD.
I
THE SPINES LOOK PRETTY GOOD. I WOULD SAY THEY'RE ABOUT
3
I WOULD SAY THEY'RE ABOUT 3 BUCKS APIECE.
THERE'S
3 BUCKS APIECE. THERE'S EVEN MORE.
WOW.
THE
WOW. THE WAY I LOOK AT IT, I'VE GOT
HUNDREDS
THE WAY I LOOK AT IT, I'VE GOT HUNDREDS OF RECORDS HERE.
I
HUNDREDS OF RECORDS HERE. I PAID 1,050 FOR THE LOCKER.
I
I PAID 1,050 FOR THE LOCKER. I KIND OF FEEL I'M RIGHT THERE
NOW,
I KIND OF FEEL I'M RIGHT THERE NOW, AND ANYTHING AFTER THAT IS
PROFIT.
THIS
PROFIT. THIS IS A CHEAP STAND.
I'D
THIS IS A CHEAP STAND. I'D BE AFRAID TO PUT TOWELS ON
IT.
$3.
THIS
$3. THIS IS LIGHT.
SHEET
OH,
OH, THAT'S
I
I THINK
I THINK IT'S A CONDUCTOR'S WAND.
MAESTRO,
I THINK IT'S A CONDUCTOR'S WAND. MAESTRO, BEGIN THE MUSIC.
I
MAESTRO, BEGIN THE MUSIC. I THINK MAYBE I NEED TO GET IT
CHECKED
I THINK MAYBE I NEED TO GET IT CHECKED OUT, 'CAUSE THE TIPS ARE
SILVER.
THAT'S
SILVER. THAT'S A GOOD FIND.
I
THAT'S A GOOD FIND. I HAVE A MOTORIZED WHEELCHAIR
RIGHT
I HAVE A MOTORIZED WHEELCHAIR RIGHT HERE, 650 BUCKS.
EVEN
RIGHT HERE, 650 BUCKS. EVEN THOUGH THIS MIRROR IS
CHEAP,
EVEN THOUGH THIS MIRROR IS CHEAP, IT'S COOL.
25
CHEAP, IT'S COOL. 25 BUCKS.
VOILA-LA-LA.
OH,
VOILA-LA-LA. OH, THAT'S WHAT DADDY NEEDS: A
NEW
OH, THAT'S WHAT DADDY NEEDS: A NEW PAIR OF SHOES.
OH,
NEW PAIR OF SHOES. OH, MY GOSH, ARE THESE CHEAP.
FILES,
OH, MY GOSH, ARE THESE CHEAP. FILES, WORTHLESS FILES.
THESE
FILES, WORTHLESS FILES. THESE LEGAL BOXES, IT'S ALL
THAT'S
THESE LEGAL BOXES, IT'S ALL THAT'S LEFT.
THERE'S
THAT'S LEFT. THERE'S ABOUT 10 OR 12 OF THEM,
AND
THERE'S ABOUT 10 OR 12 OF THEM, AND THEY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING IN
'EM.
SO
'EM. SO THERE'S NO VALUE.
WHAT'S
SO THERE'S NO VALUE. WHAT'S GONNA SAVE ME IS THE
RECORDS.
THIS
RECORDS. THIS LOCKER HAD A FEW SOUR
NOTES,
THIS LOCKER HAD A FEW SOUR NOTES, BUT I THINK MICHELA WILL
LOVE
NOTES, BUT I THINK MICHELA WILL LOVE THE RECORDS.
AND
LOVE THE RECORDS. AND I STILL HAVE A BATON TO GET
CHECKED
AND I STILL HAVE A BATON TO GET CHECKED OUT.
I
CHECKED OUT. I GOT TO GET THIS STUFF LOADED
UP
I GOT TO GET THIS STUFF LOADED UP SO I CAN GET BACK TO THE
AUCTION
UP SO I CAN GET BACK TO THE AUCTION AND MAYBE WET MY WHISTLE
>>
>> WHOO-HOO!
>>
>> WHOO-HOO! >> OH-HO.
>>
>> OH-HO. >> THIS IS A MENAGERIE.
I
>> THIS IS A MENAGERIE. I MEAN, THEY CARED ENOUGH ABOUT
THEIR
I MEAN, THEY CARED ENOUGH ABOUT THEIR MERCHANDISE TO PUT THEM IN
TUBS.
TUBS
TUBS. TUBS MEANS GOOD.
>>
TUBS MEANS GOOD. >> THE POP TART NEEDS BUTTER.
WHAT?
HOT
WHAT? HOT PASTRIES WITH BUTTER?
IT'S
HOT PASTRIES WITH BUTTER? IT'S A GREAT UNIT.
>>
IT'S A GREAT UNIT. >> THERE'S A COOL TRUNK RIGHT
HERE.
THERE'S
HERE. THERE'S A OLD GUN RACK.
THIS
THERE'S A OLD GUN RACK. THIS COULD BE TREASURES GALORE
IN
THIS COULD BE TREASURES GALORE IN HERE.
>>
IN HERE. >> THIS LOOKS LIKE AN AWFUL LOT
OF
>> THIS LOOKS LIKE AN AWFUL LOT OF WORK FOR AN OLD MAN.
IT'LL
OF WORK FOR AN OLD MAN. IT'LL TAKE ME TWO WEEKS TO
PROCESS
IT'LL TAKE ME TWO WEEKS TO PROCESS THIS.
I
PROCESS THIS. I CAN'T DO IT.
>>
I CAN'T DO IT. >> THIS IS PROBABLY SOMEONE'S
ENTIRE
>> THIS IS PROBABLY SOMEONE'S ENTIRE HOUSE, WHICH MEANS IT
COULD
ENTIRE HOUSE, WHICH MEANS IT COULD STOCK MY ENTIRE STORE FOR
MY
COULD STOCK MY ENTIRE STORE FOR MY SALE.
WHAT,
MY SALE. WHAT, YOU WANT IT?
WHY
WHAT, YOU WANT IT? WHY DON'T YOU TRY AND GET IT?
WHY
WHY DON'T YOU TRY AND GET IT? WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY?
>>
WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY? >> HAMMER TIME, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
[auctioneering]
$100
[auctioneering] $100 BILL.
100
$100 BILL. 100 THERE, NOW 200.
>>
100 THERE, NOW 200. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 200, NOW 300.
NOW
>> 200, NOW 300. NOW 400. NOW 500.
>>
NOW 400. NOW 500. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 600. NOW 700.
>>
>> NOW 600. NOW 700. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 700, NOW 800.
>>
>> 700, NOW 800. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> NOW 900.
NOW
>> NOW 900. NOW 900, NOW 1,000.
1,000--
>>
1,000-- >> both: YEAH.
>>
>> both: YEAH. >> I GOT HIS 1,000.
>>
>> I GOT HIS 1,000. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,100 AND 1,200.
NOW
>> 1,100 AND 1,200. NOW 1,200.
HOW
NOW 1,200. HOW ABOUT 1,150, WOULD THAT HELP
YOU
HOW ABOUT 1,150, WOULD THAT HELP YOU OUT?
>>
YOU OUT? >> WHERE ARE YOU AT?
>>
>> WHERE ARE YOU AT? >> 1,150.
>>
>> 1,150. >> I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MAN'S
UNIT.
>>
UNIT. >> GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE, I
SOLD
>> GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE, I SOLD IT.
$1,100,
SOLD IT. $1,100, JENNY.
$1,100,
$1,100, JENNY. $1,100, JENNY.
>>
$1,100, JENNY. >> WHOO-HOO!
DON'T
>> WHOO-HOO! DON'T MESS WITH A WOMAN ON A
MISSION.
>>
MISSION. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
THANK
GENTLEMEN. THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO
TODAY'S
THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION.
UNTIL
TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN!
>>
UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN! >> SO, GOING HOME
EMPTY-FRICKING-HANDED.
[sighing]
SO
[sighing] SO NEXT TIME, I KNOW WHAT TO DO.
JUST
SO NEXT TIME, I KNOW WHAT TO DO. JUST WING IT.
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> ALL RIGHT.
LET'S
>> ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET THROUGH THIS AND GET
WHAT
LET'S GET THROUGH THIS AND GET WHAT I NEED FOR MY SALE BACK TO
THE
WHAT I NEED FOR MY SALE BACK TO THE SHOP.
OLD
THE SHOP. OLD SCREEN DOOR.
FANTASTIC.
VERY
FANTASTIC. VERY UPTOWN COUNTRY.
RIP
VERY UPTOWN COUNTRY. RIP OFF THIS BROKEN SCREEN,
PAINT
RIP OFF THIS BROKEN SCREEN, PAINT IT, CUSTOMERS WILL LOVE
IT.
$30.
THIS
$30. THIS RAKE, FANTASTIC.
CHECK
THIS RAKE, FANTASTIC. CHECK IT OUT.
HANG
CHECK IT OUT. HANG YOUR NECKLACES FROM IT.
$20.
OKAY,
$20. OKAY, WHAT IS THIS LITTLE PIECE
OF
OKAY, WHAT IS THIS LITTLE PIECE OF FURNITURE HERE?
OH,
OF FURNITURE HERE? OH, IT'S ADORABLE.
PERFECT.
SOLID
PERFECT. SOLID WOOD.
PAINT
SOLID WOOD. PAINT THIS BAD BOY--$200.
OKAY.
FANTASTIC
OKAY. FANTASTIC CEDAR CHEST.
[groans]
COOL
[groans] COOL DEAL.
CUTE
COOL DEAL. CUTE SIGN, 10.
"HOWDY,
CUTE SIGN, 10. "HOWDY, Y'ALL."
20
"HOWDY, Y'ALL." 20 FOR THAT ONE.
IT
20 FOR THAT ONE. IT SAYS "Y'ALL."
ALL
IT SAYS "Y'ALL." ALL RIGHT.
EVERYONE'S
ALL RIGHT. EVERYONE'S ALWAYS LOOKING FOR
THESE,
EVERYONE'S ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THESE, AND IT'S CEDAR.
I'M
THESE, AND IT'S CEDAR. I'M GONNA GO 300 ON THIS.
BUT
I'M GONNA GO 300 ON THIS. BUT YOU BRING IN 50 BAGS, YOU
GET
BUT YOU BRING IN 50 BAGS, YOU GET IT FOR 150.
THESE
GET IT FOR 150. THESE ARE, LIKE, SO PERFECT FOR
MY
THESE ARE, LIKE, SO PERFECT FOR MY STORE.
I
MY STORE. I CAN SELL THESE FOR $100
APIECE.
CHECK
APIECE. CHECK OUT THIS.
IT'S
CHECK OUT THIS. IT'S A REALLY COOL BAKER'S RACK.
$200.
NOW
$200. NOW WE CAN DIG INTO THE BINS.
OH,
NOW WE CAN DIG INTO THE BINS. OH, GOSH.
AH!
HOPE
AH! HOPE THAT WASN'T BREAKABLE.
WHAT'S
HOPE THAT WASN'T BREAKABLE. WHAT'S THAT SAY?
THIS
WHAT'S THAT SAY? THIS WAS THE FIRST FLAG OF THE
REPUBLIC
THIS WAS THE FIRST FLAG OF THE REPUBLIC OF TEXAS, ACCORDING TO
SOME
REPUBLIC OF TEXAS, ACCORDING TO SOME PEOPLE.
$20.
TEXAS
$20. TEXAS BIRDHOUSE, 20.
ANOTHER
TEXAS BIRDHOUSE, 20. ANOTHER TEXAS FLAG, 10.
"DON'T
ANOTHER TEXAS FLAG, 10. "DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS," ANOTHER
10.
AT
10. AT LEAST 30 FOR THIS DRUM SET.
HERE'S
AT LEAST 30 FOR THIS DRUM SET. HERE'S THE OTHER DRUM.
YOU
HERE'S THE OTHER DRUM. YOU KNOW WHAT?
SCREW
YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW SELLING THESE FOR $30.
I'M
SCREW SELLING THESE FOR $30. I'M GONNA MAKE THIS INTO A TABLE
AND
I'M GONNA MAKE THIS INTO A TABLE AND SELL IT FOR $100.
THERE'S
AND SELL IT FOR $100. THERE'S AN AMAZING DRESSER BACK
HERE.
LOVE
HERE. LOVE THIS.
THIS
LOVE THIS. THIS ONE'LL BE 350.
I
THIS ONE'LL BE 350. I STILL HAVE ABOUT 100 BINS TO
GO
I STILL HAVE ABOUT 100 BINS TO GO THROUGH.
CONSERVATIVELY,
GO THROUGH. CONSERVATIVELY, I'M GETTING AT
LEAST
CONSERVATIVELY, I'M GETTING AT LEAST $10 OF COOL STUFF OUT OF
EACH
LEAST $10 OF COOL STUFF OUT OF EACH BIN.
SO
EACH BIN. SO THAT'S ANOTHER $1,000.
I'M
SO THAT'S ANOTHER $1,000. I'M SO EXCITED.
I
I'M SO EXCITED. I GOT GREAT STUFF.
IT'S
I GOT GREAT STUFF. IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT SALE.
I
IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT SALE. I JUST HOPE A LOT OF PEOPLE
COME.
>>
COME. >> [chuckling]
EVERYBODY
>> [chuckling] EVERYBODY GONE?
>>
EVERYBODY GONE? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEAH?
RICKY
>> YEAH? RICKY AND I PULLED OFF SOME EPIC
DECEPTION
RICKY AND I PULLED OFF SOME EPIC DECEPTION TODAY.
THAT
DECEPTION TODAY. THAT WORKED LIKE A CHARM, MAN.
>>
THAT WORKED LIKE A CHARM, MAN. >> OH, ABSOLUTELY.
>>
>> OH, ABSOLUTELY. >> SUCKERS.
>>
>> SUCKERS. >> NOW WE'RE BACK TOGETHER TO GO
THROUGH
>> NOW WE'RE BACK TOGETHER TO GO THROUGH THE GOODS.
[chortles]
>>
[chortles] >> WELL, LOOKY HERE.
WE
>> WELL, LOOKY HERE. WE COULD USE THAT AT THE
WAREHOUSE.
>>
WAREHOUSE. >> SURE, WE CAN.
>>
>> SURE, WE CAN. >> THAT'S A NICE LITTLE ROCKER,
HUH?
>>
HUH? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> IT'S GOT A LITTLE CRACK IN
IT.
>>
IT. >> OH, WELL, WE ALL GOT A CRACK.
WE
>> OH, WELL, WE ALL GOT A CRACK. WE CAN GLUE THAT BACK TOGETHER.
>>
WE CAN GLUE THAT BACK TOGETHER. >> 50 BUCKS, RIGHT?
>>
>> 50 BUCKS, RIGHT? >> YOU BET.
LET'S
>> YOU BET. LET'S JUST GO SHELF BY SHELF AND
TELL
LET'S JUST GO SHELF BY SHELF AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.
>>
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. >> THERE'S 50 BUCKS.
THERE'S
>> THERE'S 50 BUCKS. THERE'S OTHER 50 BUCKS.
BUT
THERE'S OTHER 50 BUCKS. BUT THIS IS A NICE LITTLE
BELT-FASTENING
BUT THIS IS A NICE LITTLE BELT-FASTENING SYSTEM HERE.
IT'S
BELT-FASTENING SYSTEM HERE. IT'S FOR CONVEYOR BELTS.
AND
IT'S FOR CONVEYOR BELTS. AND THESE ARE MORE PINS FOR A
ROLLER
AND THESE ARE MORE PINS FOR A ROLLER CONVEYOR SYSTEM.
>>
ROLLER CONVEYOR SYSTEM. >> AND THIS BIG MONSTER...
>>
>> AND THIS BIG MONSTER... >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> IT'S A HYDRAULIC PUMP SYSTEM.
>>
>> IT'S A HYDRAULIC PUMP SYSTEM. >> YEAH.
IT'S
>> YEAH. IT'S TO RUN THIS WHOLE CONVEYOR
SYSTEM.
>>
SYSTEM. >> YEAH, IT'S A WHOLE SYSTEM.
SO
>> YEAH, IT'S A WHOLE SYSTEM. SO THIS IS WORTH 2 GRAND EASY.
>>
SO THIS IS WORTH 2 GRAND EASY. >> HA HA!
I'LL
>> HA HA! I'LL HATE ON RICKY FOR THE
REST
I'LL HATE ON RICKY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE IF IT BRINGS
LOCKERS
REST OF MY LIFE IF IT BRINGS LOCKERS LIKE THIS.
>>
LOCKERS LIKE THIS. >> HERE'S ONE OF THEM 80,000 BTU
HEATERS.
$100
HEATERS. $100 BILL.
>>
$100 BILL. >> PRETTY GOOD LITTLE FRENCH
PROVINCIAL.
>>
PROVINCIAL. >> YEAH, IT'S ALL WOOD.
$100,
>> YEAH, IT'S ALL WOOD. $100, EASY.
STRIPIN'
$100, EASY. STRIPIN' MACHINE.
>>
STRIPIN' MACHINE. >> 40?
>>
>> 40? >> YEAH, 40 BUCKS.
>>
>> YEAH, 40 BUCKS. >> WHAT'S THAT DRILL PRESS
WORTH?
>>
WORTH? >> 300.
>>
>> 300. >> OH. HELL, YEAH.
OOH.
>>
OOH. >> WHAT IS THAT?
WHAT
>> WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS
OH,
OH, THAT'S A BULL-RIDING VEST.
YEAH.
YEAH,
YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR.
>>
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR. >> THAT'S GOT SOME PROTECTION TO
IT.
>>
IT. >> YOU AIN'T KIDDING.
AND
>> YOU AIN'T KIDDING. AND THAT IS THE CHAPS.
THERE
AND THAT IS THE CHAPS. THERE YOU GO, BUBBA MAN.
WELL,
THERE YOU GO, BUBBA MAN. WELL, LET'S FIGURE OUT WHAT IT'S
WORTH.
>>
WORTH. >> YOU JUST WANT TO GO TO THE
RODEO,
>> YOU JUST WANT TO GO TO THE RODEO, DON'T YOU?
>>
RODEO, DON'T YOU? >> ABSOLUTELY.
WE
>> ABSOLUTELY. WE GOT SOME NICE RODEO GEAR TO
GET
WE GOT SOME NICE RODEO GEAR TO GET LOOKED AT.
YOU
GET LOOKED AT. YOU KNOW, WE OUGHT TO BUCK WITH
THESE
YOU KNOW, WE OUGHT TO BUCK WITH THESE BIDDERS MORE OFTEN.
>>
THESE BIDDERS MORE OFTEN. >> WHAT ARE THEY MADE OF?
>>
>> WHAT ARE THEY MADE OF? >> LEATHER.
>>
>> LEATHER. >> WELL, I KNOW THEY'RE MADE OF
LEATHER.
>>
LEATHER. >> BULL HIDE.
>>
>> BULL HIDE. >> SO NO WONDER THE BULLS ARE
PISSED
>> SO NO WONDER THE BULLS ARE PISSED AT THE BULL RIDERS.
THEY'RE
PISSED AT THE BULL RIDERS. THEY'RE WEARING, LIKE, THEIR
BROTHER'S
THEY'RE WEARING, LIKE, THEIR BROTHER'S SKIN OUT THERE.
>>
BROTHER'S SKIN OUT THERE. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YOU KNOW, THEY'RE LIKE--
[sniffs]
>> YOU KNOW, THEY'RE LIKE-- [sniffs] I CAN SMELL YOU,
HARRY!"
>>
HARRY!" >> HEH.
>>
>> HEH. >> MY BAG SALE'S JUST ABOUT TO
START,
>> MY BAG SALE'S JUST ABOUT TO START, AND I MANAGED TO GET A
LOT
START, AND I MANAGED TO GET A LOT OF MY NEW ITEMS OUT ON THE
FLOOR.
HI,
FLOOR. HI, LADIES!
>>
HI, LADIES! >> HEY, JENNY.
>>
>> HEY, JENNY. >> THANKS FOR COMING.
HERE,
>> THANKS FOR COMING. HERE, I'LL TAKE YOUR BAGS.
I'LL
HERE, I'LL TAKE YOUR BAGS. I'LL PUT THEM AT THE COUNTER.
>>
I'LL PUT THEM AT THE COUNTER. >> OH, I LOVE IT, LOVE IT.
[overlapping
>> OH, I LOVE IT, LOVE IT. [overlapping chatter]
>>
[overlapping chatter] >> I LIKE THAT.
>>
>> I LIKE THAT. >> "HOWDY, Y'ALL!"
I
>> "HOWDY, Y'ALL!" I TOTALLY HAVE TO HAVE THIS.
>>
I TOTALLY HAVE TO HAVE THIS. >> YOU HAVE TO LIFT IT FROM THE
BOTTOM
>> YOU HAVE TO LIFT IT FROM THE BOTTOM BECAUSE EACH ONE COMES
OFF.
SO
OFF. SO THAT WOULD'VE BEEN 469.26,
BUT
SO THAT WOULD'VE BEEN 469.26, BUT YOU HAD 50 BAGS, SO 50% OFF
MAKES
BUT YOU HAD 50 BAGS, SO 50% OFF MAKES IT 234.63.
>>
MAKES IT 234.63. >> CHA-CHING.
>>
>> CHA-CHING. >> 27, 28.
SO
>> 27, 28. SO 28% OFF.
AND
SO 28% OFF. AND YOU ARE GETTING 48% OFF
EVERYTHING.
128.34.
SINCE
128.34. SINCE YOU HAVE 50 BAGS, YOU'RE
98.51.
>>
98.51. >> WOW. CAN'T BEAT THAT.
80,
>> WOW. CAN'T BEAT THAT. 80, 90, 100.
>>
80, 90, 100. >> PERFECT.
HAVE
>> PERFECT. HAVE A GOOD DAY.
I
HAVE A GOOD DAY. I FEEL LIKE THE TURNOUT HAS BEEN
FANTASTIC.
>>
FANTASTIC. >> THANK YOU.
>>
>> THANK YOU. >> YOU'RE WELCOME.
NOW
>> YOU'RE WELCOME. NOW FOR THE FINAL TALLY.
PROBABLY
NOW FOR THE FINAL TALLY. PROBABLY HAVE LIKE A THOUSAND
SHOPPING
WE
WE SOLD
WE SOLD OVER $2,400.
NOW
WE SOLD OVER $2,400. NOW THAT'S A GREAT
>>
>> WE'RE
>> WE'RE BRINGING OUR VEST AND
OUR
>> WE'RE BRINGING OUR VEST AND OUR CHAPS TO BAD DOG RODEO TO
HAVE
OUR CHAPS TO BAD DOG RODEO TO HAVE AN EXPERT TAKE A
>>
>> HOLY
>>
>> HOW
>> HOW YOU DOING, FELLAS?
>>
>> HOW YOU DOING, FELLAS? >> HI.
>>
>> HI. >> Y'ALL HERE TO LEARN SOME
BULL-RIDING?
>>
BULL-RIDING? >> YEAH, BUBBA IS.
>>
>> YEAH, BUBBA IS. >> BUBBA.
>>
>> BUBBA. >> KEVIN?
>>
>> KEVIN? >> YEAH. YOU GUYS CALLED ABOUT A
VEST
>> YEAH. YOU GUYS CALLED ABOUT A VEST AND SOME CHAPS?
>>
VEST AND SOME CHAPS? >> THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE FOR
YOU.
>>
YOU. >> ALL RIGHTY.
TAKE
>> ALL RIGHTY. TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.
IT'S
TAKE A LOOK AT THAT. IT'S ACTUALLY NOT TOO BAD.
OBVIOUSLY
IT'S ACTUALLY NOT TOO BAD. OBVIOUSLY HAD A LITTLE USE TO
IT.
IT'S
IT. IT'S DESIGNED TO DISSEMINATE THE
IMPACT
IT'S DESIGNED TO DISSEMINATE THE IMPACT OF THE BULL IF A BULL
HITS
IMPACT OF THE BULL IF A BULL HITS YOU OR IF A HORN HITS YOU
LIKE
HITS YOU OR IF A HORN HITS YOU LIKE THAT.
THE
LIKE THAT. THE ONES THEY MAKE THESE DAYS
GOT
THE ONES THEY MAKE THESE DAYS GOT A LITTLE MORE LEATHER ON
THEM.
>>
THEM. >> RIGHT.
>>
>> RIGHT. >> THEY DIDN'T HAVE THESE WHEN I
STARTED
>> THEY DIDN'T HAVE THESE WHEN I STARTED RIDING BULLS ABOUT
25
STARTED RIDING BULLS ABOUT 25 YEARS AGO.
I'M
25 YEARS AGO. I'M GLAD THEY DO, 'CAUSE IT
REALLY
I'M GLAD THEY DO, 'CAUSE IT REALLY EXTENDS THE LIFE OF THE
BULL
REALLY EXTENDS THE LIFE OF THE BULL RIDER.
NOW
BULL RIDER. NOW THE CHAPS--I WAS PRETTY
INTERESTED
NOW THE CHAPS--I WAS PRETTY INTERESTED IN THOSE.
>>
INTERESTED IN THOSE. >> OH, YEAH.
LET'S
>> OH, YEAH. LET'S TALK ABOUT THE CHAPS.
>>
LET'S TALK ABOUT THE CHAPS. >> IF THESE ARE WHAT I THINK
THEY
>> IF THESE ARE WHAT I THINK THEY ARE...SURE ENOUGH, THERE
YOU
THEY ARE...SURE ENOUGH, THERE YOU ARE.
FRED
YOU ARE. FRED MUELLER, DENVER.
RIGHT
FRED MUELLER, DENVER. RIGHT THERE.
HE
RIGHT THERE. HE ACTUALLY STARTED A LEATHER
SADDLERY
HE ACTUALLY STARTED A LEATHER SADDLERY STORE IN DENVER,
COLORADO,
SADDLERY STORE IN DENVER, COLORADO, BACK IN 1891.
>>
COLORADO, BACK IN 1891. >> WOW.
>>
>> WOW. >> THE COMPANY STILL RUNS TODAY,
AND
>> THE COMPANY STILL RUNS TODAY, AND THEY'RE PRETTY WELL RENOWNED
FOR
AND THEY'RE PRETTY WELL RENOWNED FOR THEIR CHAPS AND ALL THEIR
LEATHERWORKS.
>>
LEATHERWORKS. >> SO THIS WOULD ALL BE, LIKE,
HAND-DONE,
>> SO THIS WOULD ALL BE, LIKE, HAND-DONE, RIGHT?
>>
HAND-DONE, RIGHT? >> OH, YEAH.
THIS
>> OH, YEAH. THIS IS ALL HAND-TOOLED RIGHT
THERE.
AND
THERE. AND THESE LOOK TO BE WHAT YOU'D
GENERALLY
AND THESE LOOK TO BE WHAT YOU'D GENERALLY CALL RANCH WORKING
CHAPS,
GENERALLY CALL RANCH WORKING CHAPS, 'CAUSE THEY'RE REAL
HEAVY,
CHAPS, 'CAUSE THEY'RE REAL HEAVY, REAL THICK.
>>
HEAVY, REAL THICK. >> SO YOU WOULDN'T WEAR THOSE
RIDING
>> SO YOU WOULDN'T WEAR THOSE RIDING A BULL?
>>
RIDING A BULL? >> NO.
THE
>> NO. THE THICKNESS OF THIS LEATHER?
YEAH,
THE THICKNESS OF THIS LEATHER? YEAH, THAT'D BE WAY TOO HEAVY
FOR
YEAH, THAT'D BE WAY TOO HEAVY FOR RIDING BULLS, ANYWAY.
>>
FOR RIDING BULLS, ANYWAY. >> OKAY.
SO
>> OKAY. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK WE COULD
SELL
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK WE COULD SELL THIS FOR?
>>
SELL THIS FOR? >> FOR SOMETHING USED LIKE THE
VEST,
>> FOR SOMETHING USED LIKE THE VEST, IT'S ACTUALLY IN GOOD
SHAPE,
VEST, IT'S ACTUALLY IN GOOD SHAPE, JUST MAYBE CLEAN IT UP A
BIT--
$200.
>>
$200. >> SO THAT'S PRETTY GOOD, MAN.
>>
>> SO THAT'S PRETTY GOOD, MAN. >> SO, KEVIN, WHAT DO YOU THINK
THE
>> SO, KEVIN, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE VALUE IS ON THESE?
>>
THE VALUE IS ON THESE? >> WELL, CONSIDERING THE WAY
IT'S
>> WELL, CONSIDERING THE WAY IT'S MADE, AND IT'S ACTUALLY
PRETTY
IT'S MADE, AND IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY WELL TAKEN CARE OF, AND
ALSO
PRETTY WELL TAKEN CARE OF, AND ALSO CONSIDERING IT'S A
FRED
ALSO CONSIDERING IT'S A FRED MUELLER, I'D PROBABLY SAY
AROUND...
$700.
>>
$700. >> $700.
>>
>> $700. >> FOR CHAPS.
THE
>> FOR CHAPS. THE BISCUITS HAVE GRAVY, FOR
SURE.
>>
SURE. >> I'M GONNA TRY TO COVER YOU.
TURN
>> I'M GONNA TRY TO COVER YOU. TURN AROUND.
TURN
TURN AROUND. TURN AROUND.
>>
TURN AROUND. >> WHAT?
>>
>> WHAT? >> TURN AROUND.
NOW,
>> TURN AROUND. NOW, HOW MUCH OF THAT IS GONNA
COVER?
>>
COVER? >> I'LL JUST GET KIDNEY SHOTS.
>>
>> I'LL JUST GET KIDNEY SHOTS. >> LOOK LIKE A BAND-AID ON A
BULL'S
>> LOOK LIKE A BAND-AID ON A BULL'S ASS,
>>
>> UP.
[marching
>> UP. [marching band music]
♪
[marching band music] ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> I'M BRINGING MY BATON TO THE
UNIVERSITY
>> I'M BRINGING MY BATON TO THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS, ARLINGTON,
TO
UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS, ARLINGTON, TO TALK TO JOHN, WHO'S THE
CONDUCTOR
TO TALK TO JOHN, WHO'S THE CONDUCTOR OF THE MARCHING BAND.
ARE
CONDUCTOR OF THE MARCHING BAND. ARE YOU JOHN?
>>
ARE YOU JOHN? >> I AM.
>>
>> I AM. >> I'M MOE.
>>
>> I'M MOE. >> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>>
>> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> HOW ARE YOU?
>>
>> HOW ARE YOU? >> GOOD.
THANKS
>> GOOD. THANKS FOR COMING OUT TODAY.
>>
THANKS FOR COMING OUT TODAY. >> THIS IS WHAT I CALLED YOU
ABOUT.
>>
ABOUT. >> OKAY.
LET'S
>> OKAY. LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.
OH,
LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE. OH, WOW.
THIS
OH, WOW. THIS IS AN OLD ANTIQUE
CONDUCTOR'S
THIS IS AN OLD ANTIQUE CONDUCTOR'S BATON.
THIS
CONDUCTOR'S BATON. THIS LOOKS LIKE IT WAS PROBABLY
AT
THIS LOOKS LIKE IT WAS PROBABLY AT LEAST 70 OR 80 YEARS OLD.
>>
AT LEAST 70 OR 80 YEARS OLD. >> REALLY.
>>
>> REALLY. >> YEAH.
ACTUALLY,
>> YEAH. ACTUALLY, LET ME SHOW YOU.
I
ACTUALLY, LET ME SHOW YOU. I BROUGHT MY BATON WITH ME.
I
I BROUGHT MY BATON WITH ME. I CAN SHOW YOU, TO COMPARE A
MODERN-DAY
I CAN SHOW YOU, TO COMPARE A MODERN-DAY BATON TO WHAT WE'RE
LOOKING
MODERN-DAY BATON TO WHAT WE'RE LOOKING AT HERE.
>>
LOOKING AT HERE. >> OH.
>>
>> OH. >> MUCH DIFFERENT.
>>
>> MUCH DIFFERENT. >> LIGHTER.
>>
>> LIGHTER. >> THAT'S ACTUALLY A GRAPHITE
SHAFT
>> THAT'S ACTUALLY A GRAPHITE SHAFT WITH A WOODEN HANDLE.
>>
SHAFT WITH A WOODEN HANDLE. >> WELL, I SEE THAT MY BATON IS
THICKER
>> WELL, I SEE THAT MY BATON IS THICKER THAN YOURS.
>>
THICKER THAN YOURS. >> I THINK MINE MIGHT BE A
LITTLE
>> I THINK MINE MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIG LONGER.
>>
LITTLE BIG LONGER. >> I DON'T KNOW.
IF
>> I DON'T KNOW. IF YOU HAD TO PUT A VALUE ON
THAT...
>>
THAT... >> WELL, LIKE I SAID, IT'S AN
ANTIQUE
>> WELL, LIKE I SAID, IT'S AN ANTIQUE ITEM.
THIS
ANTIQUE ITEM. THIS ISN'T SOMETHING WE WOULD
USE
THIS ISN'T SOMETHING WE WOULD USE TODAY.
>>
USE TODAY. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> YOU KNOW, BUT I WOULD GUESS,
MAYBE,
>> YOU KNOW, BUT I WOULD GUESS, MAYBE, SOMEWHERE IN THE RANGE OF
MAYBE
MAYBE, SOMEWHERE IN THE RANGE OF MAYBE $200.
>>
MAYBE $200. >> OKAY.
THAT'S
>> OKAY. THAT'S NOT BAD.
>>
THAT'S NOT BAD. >> IT'S A LOT MORE EXPENSIVE
THAN
>> IT'S A LOT MORE EXPENSIVE THAN THAT ONE.
I
THAN THAT ONE. I CAN GUARANTEE YOU ON THAT.
>>
I CAN GUARANTEE YOU ON THAT. >> IS THAT RIGHT?
>>
>> IS THAT RIGHT? >> ABSOLUTELY.
>>
>> ABSOLUTELY. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR
INFORMATION.
>>
INFORMATION. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> IT WAS VERY VALUABLE.
>>
>> IT WAS VERY VALUABLE. >> BEFORE YOU TAKE OFF, WOULD
YOU
>> BEFORE YOU TAKE OFF, WOULD YOU WANT TO TRY TO MAYBE PUT
THAT
YOU WANT TO TRY TO MAYBE PUT THAT TO SOME USE?
>>
THAT TO SOME USE? >> REALLY?
>>
>> REALLY? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> all: WHOOP!
[upbeat
>> all: WHOOP! [upbeat music]
♪
>>
>> all:
>> all: MOE!
>>
>> all: MOE! >> FABULOUS!
>>
>> FABULOUS! >> THE FORT WORTH PHENOM WAS
JENNY
>> THE FORT WORTH PHENOM WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO BAGGED OVER
3,800
JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO BAGGED OVER 3,800 BUCKS FROM HER STORE SALE.
RICKY
3,800 BUCKS FROM HER STORE SALE. RICKY AND BUBBA ROUNDED UP
2,600
RICKY AND BUBBA ROUNDED UP 2,600 BUCKS WITH THEIR CHAPS AND
RODEO
2,600 BUCKS WITH THEIR CHAPS AND RODEO GEAR.
MOE
RODEO GEAR. MOE PRIGOFF'S MUSIC LOCKER
SCORED
MOE PRIGOFF'S MUSIC LOCKER SCORED ALMOST 900 BUCKS.
WHILE
SCORED ALMOST 900 BUCKS. WHILE MARY PADIAN PLAYED DIRTY
AND
WHILE MARY PADIAN PLAYED DIRTY AND WAS LEFT IN THE DUST.
[Spanish
AND WAS LEFT IN THE DUST. [Spanish guitar playing]
♪
[Spanish guitar playing] ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THE
SOUNDS.
THEY'RE--
>>
THEY'RE-- >> WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THIS
SOUND.
[speaking
[continues yelling in Spanish]
>>
[continues yelling in Spanish] >> I CAN UNDERSTAND THIS BROKEN
RECORD
>> I CAN UNDERSTAND THIS BROKEN RECORD BETTER THAN I CAN
UNDERSTAND
RECORD BETTER THAN I CAN UNDERSTAND YOUR SPANISH.
>>
UNDERSTAND YOUR SPANISH. >> OH,