>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
>> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME.
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> I DON'T THINK I'M BEING
AGGRESSIVE
>> I DON'T THINK I'M BEING AGGRESSIVE AND SCARY ENOUGH.
I'M
AGGRESSIVE AND SCARY ENOUGH. I'M GONNA JUMP THE BIDS.
>>
I'M GONNA JUMP THE BIDS. >> 150, NOW 175.
>>
>> 150, NOW 175. >> 900
>>
>> 900 >> $900 THERE!
>>
>> $900 THERE! >> TOO EASY.
>>
>> TOO EASY. >> MY GOD.
>>
>> MY GOD. >> WE'RE GOING TO ATTEMPT TO GET
THIS
>> WE'RE GOING TO ATTEMPT TO GET THIS OUT.
CAME
THIS OUT. CAME FOR A BIG ITEM, WE GOT
A
CAME FOR A BIG ITEM, WE GOT A BIG ITEM.
>>
A BIG ITEM. >> SMELLS LIKE HORSE MANURE.
>>
>> SMELLS LIKE HORSE MANURE. >> SMELLS LIKE MONEY.
>>
>> SMELLS LIKE MONEY. >> THIS LOCKER HAS GONE FROM BAD
TO
>> THIS LOCKER HAS GONE FROM BAD TO STRAIGHT TO HELL IN A HAND
BASKET.
THE
BASKET. THE REST OF THIS JUNK IS SCARY.
>>
THE REST OF THIS JUNK IS SCARY. >> [screams]
>>
>> [screams] >> [screams]
>>
>> [screams] >> GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
[country
>> GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. [country rock music]
♪
[country rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA
GET.
THAT'S
GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB.
CHA-CHING!
>>
CHA-CHING! >> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG. >> THIS WILL LOOK GOOD AFTER
I
>> THIS WILL LOOK GOOD AFTER I PAINT IT.
>>
I PAINT IT. >> I SEE TREASURES.
DOLLAR
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS!
[cheering]
>>
[cheering] >> THIS IS OUR TURF.
>>
>> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS.
>>
>> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING.
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER--OOPS!
>>
>> WOMEN POWER--OOPS! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> OKAY!
>>
>> OKAY! >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> AND IT'S SOLD!
TODAY
>> AND IT'S SOLD! TODAY WE'RE BACK IN MY NECK
OF
TODAY WE'RE BACK IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS, LONGVIEW, TEXAS.
SOME
OF THE WOODS, LONGVIEW, TEXAS. SOME PEOPLE FLOCK TO LONGVIEW TO
MEET
SOME PEOPLE FLOCK TO LONGVIEW TO MEET THE TOWN'S MOST FAMOUS
CELEBRITY--ME!
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO
LONGVIEW,
>> I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO LONGVIEW, TEXAS FOR A STORAGE
AUCTION.
I
AUCTION. I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO
EXPECT.
I
EXPECT. I DON'T EVEN FEEL LIKE I'M IN
TEXAS
I DON'T EVEN FEEL LIKE I'M IN TEXAS ANYMORE I'M SO FAR EAST.
THE
TEXAS ANYMORE I'M SO FAR EAST. THE BEST WAY TO MAKE YOURSELF
KNOWN,
THE BEST WAY TO MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN, COME OUT AND THROW THE
FIRST
KNOWN, COME OUT AND THROW THE FIRST PUNCH.
SO
FIRST PUNCH. SO EVERYBODY BETTER HAVE THEIR
DUKES
SO EVERYBODY BETTER HAVE THEIR DUKES UP BECAUSE I'M GONNA THROW
DOWN
DUKES UP BECAUSE I'M GONNA THROW DOWN MOO TODAY.
PA-YA!
>>
PA-YA! >> I HAVEN'T BEEN DOING THAT
WELL
>> I HAVEN'T BEEN DOING THAT WELL IN LONGVIEW.
I
WELL IN LONGVIEW. I THINK IT'S BECAUSE THE CROWDS
HERE
I THINK IT'S BECAUSE THE CROWDS HERE ARE, LIKE, ABSOLUTELY
RIDICULOUS.
SO
RIDICULOUS. SO TODAY I'M TRYING A NEW
AGGRESSIVE
SO TODAY I'M TRYING A NEW AGGRESSIVE STRATEGY.
I'M
AGGRESSIVE STRATEGY. I'M GONNA JUMP THE BIDS.
IF
I'M GONNA JUMP THE BIDS. IF SOMEONE BIDS A 100, I'M GONNA
GO
IF SOMEONE BIDS A 100, I'M GONNA GO 500.
I
GO 500. I KNOW IT'S RISKY, BUT, HEY,
I'M
I KNOW IT'S RISKY, BUT, HEY, I'M JENNY FREAKING GRUMBLES.
>>
I'M JENNY FREAKING GRUMBLES. >> WHERE'S THE CROWD?
RICKY
>> WHERE'S THE CROWD? RICKY AND I ARE PLANNING ON
BUYING
RICKY AND I ARE PLANNING ON BUYING BIG TODAY, SO WE BROUGHT
A
BUYING BIG TODAY, SO WE BROUGHT A COUPLE GUYS FROM THE WAREHOUSE
TO
A COUPLE GUYS FROM THE WAREHOUSE TO HELP US OUT.
>>
TO HELP US OUT. >> HEY, DUDES, I'M JENNY.
>>
>> HEY, DUDES, I'M JENNY. >> MARCUS.
>>
>> MARCUS. >> DJ.
>>
>> DJ. >> JENNY.
YOU
>> JENNY. YOU BROUGHT BACK-UP TODAY?
>>
YOU BROUGHT BACK-UP TODAY? >> YOU BET.
>>
>> YOU BET. >> SOMEONE'S GOT TO DO THE HEAVY
LIFTING.
>>
LIFTING. >> TODAY I'M BRINGING MY SECRET
WEAPON.
TA-DA!
THIS
TA-DA! THIS IS MR. CHARLES.
HE
THIS IS MR. CHARLES. HE SAYS HELLO.
MR.
HE SAYS HELLO. MR. CHARLES WAS MY IMAGINARY
FRIEND
MR. CHARLES WAS MY IMAGINARY FRIEND WHEN I WAS A KID, AND I
THOUGHT
FRIEND WHEN I WAS A KID, AND I THOUGHT HE'D BE THE PERFECT
DISTRACTION
THOUGHT HE'D BE THE PERFECT DISTRACTION AT THE AUCTION
TODAY.
I'M
TODAY. I'M SURE ALL THE BUYERS ARE
GOING
I'M SURE ALL THE BUYERS ARE GOING TO THINK THAT I'M FREAKING
CRAZY,
GOING TO THINK THAT I'M FREAKING CRAZY, BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
'CAUSE,
CRAZY, BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT, 'CAUSE, IF THEY'RE FOCUSING MORE
ON
'CAUSE, IF THEY'RE FOCUSING MORE ON MY CRAZINESS THAN WHAT'S IN
THE
ON MY CRAZINESS THAN WHAT'S IN THE LOCKERS, THEN WHO'S THE
WINNER
THE LOCKERS, THEN WHO'S THE WINNER IN THE END?
THERE
WINNER IN THE END? THERE YOU GO, MR. CHARLES.
OF
THERE YOU GO, MR. CHARLES. OF COURSE HE'S NOT REAL.
I'M
OF COURSE HE'S NOT REAL. I'M A GROWN-UP, OKAY?
>>
I'M A GROWN-UP, OKAY? >> DID YOU GET A NEW RIDE?
>>
>> DID YOU GET A NEW RIDE? >> NO, IT'S ACTUALLY MY FRIEND'S
CAR,
>> NO, IT'S ACTUALLY MY FRIEND'S CAR, MR. CHARLES.
>>
CAR, MR. CHARLES. >> WHO'S MR. CHARLES?
>>
>> WHO'S MR. CHARLES? >> HE'S RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HE'S RIGHT HERE. >> WHAT?
>>
>> WHAT? >> MARY, SHE'S CRAZIER THAN A--
SHE'S
>> MARY, SHE'S CRAZIER THAN A-- SHE'S JUST CRAZY.
IF
SHE'S JUST CRAZY. IF YOU WAS A SHEEP, I'D SAY YOU
WERE
IF YOU WAS A SHEEP, I'D SAY YOU WERE WORMY.
>>
WERE WORMY. >> EXCELLENT.
MY
>> EXCELLENT. MY PLAN TO DISTRACT THE OTHER
BUYERS
MY PLAN TO DISTRACT THE OTHER BUYERS IS ALREADY WORKING.
>>
BUYERS IS ALREADY WORKING. >> MARY IS NOT PLAYING WITH
A
>> MARY IS NOT PLAYING WITH A FULL DECK TODAY.
SHE
A FULL DECK TODAY. SHE HAS AN IMAGINARY FRIEND
NAMED
SHE HAS AN IMAGINARY FRIEND NAMED MR. CHARLES.
>>
NAMED MR. CHARLES. >> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
>>
>> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. >> WHERE'S MR. CHARLES AT?
SEE?
>> WHERE'S MR. CHARLES AT? SEE? LOOK AT HER.
SHE'S
SEE? LOOK AT HER. SHE'S MASHUGANA.
SHE'S
SHE'S MASHUGANA. SHE'S GONE CRAZY.
>>
SHE'S GONE CRAZY. >> WHATEVER, YOU PROBABLY LIKE
THEM
>> WHATEVER, YOU PROBABLY LIKE THEM CRAZY.
>>
THEM CRAZY. >> I DO LIKE CRAZY WOMEN
ACTUALLY.
>>
ACTUALLY. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
THANK
GENTLEMEN. THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO
TODAY'S
THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION.
FIRST
TODAY'S AUCTION. FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO,
WE'RE
FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR,
YOU'RE
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE WILL BE NO STEPPING
INSIDE,
THERE WILL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE,
NO
INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES.
TODAY'S
NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH ONLY
SALE.
ARE
SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH! WHOO!
>>
>> YEAH! WHOO! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO!
[whooping]
>>
[whooping] >> I'M SO DRAWN TO FIGURING OUT
WHAT
>> I'M SO DRAWN TO FIGURING OUT WHAT IS BEHIND THAT BLANKET.
I'M
WHAT IS BEHIND THAT BLANKET. I'M GONNA A TAKE A GAMBLE ON
SOMETHING
I'M GONNA A TAKE A GAMBLE ON SOMETHING AMAZING BEING BEHIND
THAT
SOMETHING AMAZING BEING BEHIND THAT BLANKET.
>>
THAT BLANKET. >> OKAY, WHAT DO YOU THINK,
MR.
>> OKAY, WHAT DO YOU THINK, MR. CHARLES?
THERE
MR. CHARLES? THERE ARE THREE BIG BOXES RIGHT
HERE.
WHO
HERE. WHO KNOWS WHAT'S IN THERE.
THIS
WHO KNOWS WHAT'S IN THERE. THIS COULD BE A GOOD UNIT.
MY
THIS COULD BE A GOOD UNIT. MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.
>>
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. >> MYSTERY UNIT.
I
>> MYSTERY UNIT. I LIKE IT.
IF
I LIKE IT. IF IT'S COVERED UP, IT'S GOOD.
I
IF IT'S COVERED UP, IT'S GOOD. I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A CABINET,
I
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A CABINET, I DON'T KNOW.
THERE'S
I DON'T KNOW. THERE'S ONLY WAY YOU'RE GONNA
FIND
THERE'S ONLY WAY YOU'RE GONNA FIND OUT--IS TO BUY IT.
>>
FIND OUT--IS TO BUY IT. >> THAT'S A TRICK TV.
>>
>> THAT'S A TRICK TV. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> FROM HERE IT LOOKS LIKE FLAT,
THEN
>> FROM HERE IT LOOKS LIKE FLAT, THEN YOU GET YOU ANOTHER THREE
FEET
THEN YOU GET YOU ANOTHER THREE FEET BEHIND THAT.
SOME
FEET BEHIND THAT. SOME VIDEO GAME STUFF OVER HERE.
>>
SOME VIDEO GAME STUFF OVER HERE. >> NICE TABLE.
THERE
>> NICE TABLE. THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING IN
HERE.
>>
HERE. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN...
[auctioneering]
$100
[auctioneering] $100 BILL.
100
$100 BILL. 100 THERE, NOW 125.
>>
100 THERE, NOW 125. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 125 THERE, NOW 150.
150,
>> 125 THERE, NOW 150. 150, NOW 175.
>>
150, NOW 175. >> 500!
>>
>> 500! >> 500.
>>
>> 500. >> OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I
>> OH, THAT'S RIGHT. I JUMPED THE BID.
>>
I JUMPED THE BID. >> 500 THERE, NOW 525.
525,
>> 500 THERE, NOW 525. 525, NOW 550.
NOW
525, NOW 550. NOW 575.
575,
NOW 575. 575, NOW 600.
>>
575, NOW 600. >> 800
>>
>> 800 >> $800. NOW $825.
>>
>> $800. NOW $825. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 825 THERE. 850.
>>
>> 825 THERE. 850. >> 850.
>>
>> 850. >> NOW 875.
875,
>> NOW 875. 875, 875, 875 GOING ONCE, 875
GOING
875, 875, 875 GOING ONCE, 875 GOING TWICE, I SOLD IT RIGHT
HERE,
GOING TWICE, I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $850.
>>
HERE, $850. >> YEAH.
TKO,
>> YEAH. TKO, BABY.
I
TKO, BABY. I TOOK A BIG GAMBLE ON THIS
LOCKER
I TOOK A BIG GAMBLE ON THIS LOCKER TODAY, AND I'M HOPING
WHAT'S
LOCKER TODAY, AND I'M HOPING WHAT'S EVER HIDING UNDERNEATH
THAT
WHAT'S EVER HIDING UNDERNEATH THAT BLANKET IS WORTH IT.
I
THAT BLANKET IS WORTH IT. I AM GLAD I BOUGHT THIS.
>>
I AM GLAD I BOUGHT THIS. >> THAT DIDN'T WORK.
I
>> THAT DIDN'T WORK. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SHUT 'EM
ALL
I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SHUT 'EM ALL UP.
I
ALL UP. I DON'T THINK I'M BEING
AGGRESSIVE
I DON'T THINK I'M BEING AGGRESSIVE AND SCARY ENOUGH.
[cheers]
>>
[cheers] >> THIS UNIT LOOKS GREAT.
VINTAGE
>> THIS UNIT LOOKS GREAT. VINTAGE TRUNKS RIGHT HERE.
YOU
VINTAGE TRUNKS RIGHT HERE. YOU CAN SEE IN THAT CLEAR
PLASTIC
YOU CAN SEE IN THAT CLEAR PLASTIC BIN THERE, THERE IS
SILVER
PLASTIC BIN THERE, THERE IS SILVER PLATE DISHES.
I
SILVER PLATE DISHES. I JUST GOT TO FOCUS, BE
AGGRESSIVE.
>>
AGGRESSIVE. >> SEE, THIS IS KIND OF WEIRD
MIX.
YOU'VE
MIX. YOU'VE GOT THE OLD SLIDES, BUT
THEN
YOU'VE GOT THE OLD SLIDES, BUT THEN YOU'VE GOT, LIKE, A NEW
VIDEO
THEN YOU'VE GOT, LIKE, A NEW VIDEO GAME SYSTEM KIND OF THING.
>>
VIDEO GAME SYSTEM KIND OF THING. >> WE'LL MAKE SURE THAT THEY
DON'T
>> WE'LL MAKE SURE THAT THEY DON'T WALK AWAY WITH IT.
>>
DON'T WALK AWAY WITH IT. >> NO ONE'S STEALING THIS,
BROTHER.
>>
BROTHER. >> OH, YEAH.
AN
>> OH, YEAH. AN INDUSTRIAL TABLE SAW,
ANTIQUE-LOOKING
AN INDUSTRIAL TABLE SAW, ANTIQUE-LOOKING GOLF BAG.
OH,
ANTIQUE-LOOKING GOLF BAG. OH, I LIKE THIS UNIT.
I
OH, I LIKE THIS UNIT. I LIKE IT A LOT.
>>
I LIKE IT A LOT. >> WELL, STRAIGHT AWAY,
MR.
>> WELL, STRAIGHT AWAY, MR. CHARLES SAW THE MONEY IN
THAT
MR. CHARLES SAW THE MONEY IN THAT BOX UP THERE.
THAT
THAT BOX UP THERE. THAT COULD BE WORTH BANK.
I
THAT COULD BE WORTH BANK. I SEE AN OLD CAMERA ON TOP OF
THIS
I SEE AN OLD CAMERA ON TOP OF THIS BOX RIGHT HERE.
OKAY.
I
OKAY. I THINK ME AND MR. CHARLES ARE
IN
I THINK ME AND MR. CHARLES ARE IN ON THIS ONE.
GOOD
IN ON THIS ONE. GOOD WORK.
>>
GOOD WORK. >> I WONDER WHAT MR. CHARLES IS
TELLING
>> I WONDER WHAT MR. CHARLES IS TELLING MARY TODAY.
>>
TELLING MARY TODAY. >> I KNOW.
THE
>> I KNOW. THE THING IS, IT'S UNFORTUNATE
BECAUSE
THE THING IS, IT'S UNFORTUNATE BECAUSE HE IS INVISIBLE SO HE
CAN
BECAUSE HE IS INVISIBLE SO HE CAN ACTUALLY GO INTO THE UNIT
AND
CAN ACTUALLY GO INTO THE UNIT AND LOOK AROUND WITHOUT WALT--
>>
AND LOOK AROUND WITHOUT WALT-- >> ARE YOU BELIEVING--ARE YOU
BELIEVING
>> ARE YOU BELIEVING--ARE YOU BELIEVING IN MR. CHARLES ALL OF
A
BELIEVING IN MR. CHARLES ALL OF A SUDDEN?
>>
A SUDDEN? >> IT'S HER FRIEND.
>>
>> IT'S HER FRIEND. >> OH, MY GOSH, JENNY.
>>
>> OH, MY GOSH, JENNY. >> [laughs]
TOO
>> [laughs] TOO EASY.
>>
TOO EASY. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
[auctioneering]
A
[auctioneering] A $100 BILL.
>>
A $100 BILL. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 100, NOW 200.
>>
>> 100, NOW 200. >> 900.
>>
>> 900. >> HOW MANY?
>>
>> HOW MANY? >> 900.
THAT
>> 900. THAT SHOULD BE AGGRESSIVE
ENOUGH.
>>
ENOUGH. >> $900 THERE.
NOW
>> $900 THERE. NOW 1,000.
[auctioneering]
>>
[auctioneering] >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> [sighs]
>>
>> [sighs] >> I GOT 1,100.
CAN
>> I GOT 1,100. CAN I HAVE 1,200?
1,200,
CAN I HAVE 1,200? 1,200, NOW 1,300. 1,300.
1,300
1,200, NOW 1,300. 1,300. 1,300 GOING ONCE, 1,300 GOING
TWICE,
1,300 GOING ONCE, 1,300 GOING TWICE, I SOLD IT $1,200 RIGHT
HERE.
$1,200.
[clapping]
>>
[clapping] >> SHE'S HIGH-FIVING NOBODY.
>>
>> SHE'S HIGH-FIVING NOBODY. >> I NEED A BREAK FROM THE
MR.
>> I NEED A BREAK FROM THE MR. CHARLES ACT.
I'M
MR. CHARLES ACT. I'M GONNA GO THROUGH THIS LOCKER
RIGHT
I'M GONNA GO THROUGH THIS LOCKER RIGHT NOW.
GOING
RIGHT NOW. GOING THROUGH THIS BIN FIRST.
SHOW
GOING THROUGH THIS BIN FIRST. SHOW ME THE MONEY.
AH,
SHOW ME THE MONEY. AH, DANG IT.
CAN
AH, DANG IT. CAN TELL RIGHT OFF THE BAT,
FAKE.
DANG
FAKE. DANG IT.
HERE'S
DANG IT. HERE'S AN OLD IRONING BOARD.
THIS
HERE'S AN OLD IRONING BOARD. THIS IS GOOD FOR 35 BUCKS.
THIS
THIS IS GOOD FOR 35 BUCKS. THIS IS CUTE FOR A LITTLE KID'S
ROOM.
45
ROOM. 45 BUCKS.
ALL
45 BUCKS. ALL RIGHT, I DON'T KNOW.
20
ALL RIGHT, I DON'T KNOW. 20 BUCKS.
I
20 BUCKS. I REMEMBER SEEING THIS FROM
RIGHT
I REMEMBER SEEING THIS FROM RIGHT OUTSIDE THE UNIT.
IT'S
RIGHT OUTSIDE THE UNIT. IT'S A BROWNIE KODAK MOVIE
CAMERA.
I'M
CAMERA. I'M GOING TO SAY MAYBE 20 BUCKS.
OOH,
I'M GOING TO SAY MAYBE 20 BUCKS. OOH, HERE'S ANOTHER CAMERA.
I'M
OOH, HERE'S ANOTHER CAMERA. I'M GONNA SAY PROBABLY 20 BUCKS.
HERE'S
I'M GONNA SAY PROBABLY 20 BUCKS. HERE'S A VINTAGE ASHTRAY.
FIVE
HERE'S A VINTAGE ASHTRAY. FIVE BUCKS.
PLASTIC,
FIVE BUCKS. PLASTIC, BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S
QUIRKY.
35
QUIRKY. 35 BUCKS.
A
35 BUCKS. A LITTLE SUIT RACK.
45
A LITTLE SUIT RACK. 45 BUCKS.
I'VE
45 BUCKS. I'VE GONE THROUGH HALF OF THIS
LOCKER
I'VE GONE THROUGH HALF OF THIS LOCKER AND BARELY MADE ANY
MONEY.
OLD-TIMEY
MONEY. OLD-TIMEY LITTLE IRON.
OLD
OLD-TIMEY LITTLE IRON. OLD HEATER, 35 BUCKS.
LADIES
OLD HEATER, 35 BUCKS. LADIES LOVE TO BUY THESE THINGS.
20
LADIES LOVE TO BUY THESE THINGS. 20 BUCKS EACH.
THIS
20 BUCKS EACH. THIS LITTLE CABINET IS CUTE.
SELL
THIS LITTLE CABINET IS CUTE. SELL THIS FOR 85 BUCKS IN THE
SHOP.
THIS
SHOP. THIS IS TO PLUG INTO A VIDEO
GAME.
20
GAME. 20 BUCKS.
THIS
20 BUCKS. THIS IS A COOL CLOCK.
20
THIS IS A COOL CLOCK. 20 BUCKS.
AND
20 BUCKS. AND THIS--OH, POCKET CHANGE.
IT'S
AND THIS--OH, POCKET CHANGE. IT'S ABOUT HOW MUCH I'M MAKING
SO
OOH!
SOME
OOH! SOME BINOCULARS.
THESE
SOME BINOCULARS. THESE ARE GOOD.
THESE
THESE ARE GOOD. THESE ARE SOME HARD-CORE GLOVES
RIGHT
THESE ARE SOME HARD-CORE GLOVES RIGHT HERE.
IT'S
RIGHT HERE. IT'S LIKE A RODEO.
THERE'S
IT'S LIKE A RODEO. THERE'S ONLY ONE.
THIS
THERE'S ONLY ONE. THIS LOOKS LIKE, I DON'T KNOW.
RIDE
THIS LOOKS LIKE, I DON'T KNOW. RIDE A HORSE WITH IT OR
SOMETHING.
THIS
SOMETHING. THIS THING LOOKS LIKE IT'S USED
IN
THIS THING LOOKS LIKE IT'S USED IN THE WATER, RIGHT?
MAYBE.
BIRD
MAYBE. BIRD HELMET.
THAT'S
BIRD HELMET. THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
THIS
THAT'S WHAT IT IS. THIS IS LIKE FOR CALLING BIRDS.
EW.
SO
EW. SO THERE'S PROBABLY POOP ALL ON
THIS,
SO THERE'S PROBABLY POOP ALL ON THIS, BUT IT'S FINE.
[laughs]
I'M
[laughs] I'M NOT SURE WHAT THIS SCALE'S
FOR.
NO
FOR. NO IDEA, BUT THERE'S SOME
INTERESTING
NO IDEA, BUT THERE'S SOME INTERESTING COOL STUFF IN HERE
FOR
INTERESTING COOL STUFF IN HERE FOR SURE.
BIRD
FOR SURE. BIRD EQUIPMENT.
IT'S
BIRD EQUIPMENT. IT'S NOT LIKE I KNOW A PLETHORA
OF
IT'S NOT LIKE I KNOW A PLETHORA OF ORNITHOLOGISTS.
MR.
OF ORNITHOLOGISTS. MR. CHARLES, I REALLY NEED YOU
TO
MR. CHARLES, I REALLY NEED YOU TO BE MORE HELPFUL HERE.
IF
TO BE MORE HELPFUL HERE. IF ONLY YOU WERE REAL.
[laughs]
[cheers
[laughs] [cheers and applause]
>>
[cheers and applause] >> LOOK AT THAT.
>>
>> LOOK AT THAT. >> OH, MY GOD.
THERE'S
>> OH, MY GOD. THERE'S A CARRIAGE IN THERE.
I
THERE'S A CARRIAGE IN THERE. I RECENTLY PURCHASED SOME
BUDWEISER
I RECENTLY PURCHASED SOME BUDWEISER CLYDESDALES, AND THIS
WOULD
BUDWEISER CLYDESDALES, AND THIS WOULD GO PERFECT WITH THEM.
>>
WOULD GO PERFECT WITH THEM. >> I'M LOVING IT.
>>
>> I'M LOVING IT. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> WHOA.
I
>> WHOA. I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GET THAT
INTO
I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GET THAT INTO MY STORE.
THERE'S
INTO MY STORE. THERE'S TWO GREAT PIECES OF
FURNITURE
THERE'S TWO GREAT PIECES OF FURNITURE IN HERE TOO.
WHAT'S
FURNITURE IN HERE TOO. WHAT'S IN THAT WHITE TRUNK BACK
THERE?
THIS
THERE? THIS IS WEIRD.
THIS
THIS IS WEIRD. THIS LOCKER MAY BE WEIRD, BUT I
DON'T
THIS LOCKER MAY BE WEIRD, BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME
EMPTY-HANDED,
DON'T WANT TO GO HOME EMPTY-HANDED, SO I'M JUMPING
THE
EMPTY-HANDED, SO I'M JUMPING THE BID ONE LAST TIME.
A
THE BID ONE LAST TIME. A DOCTOR BUGGY.
>>
A DOCTOR BUGGY. >> OH, MY.
VINTAGE
>> OH, MY. VINTAGE BICYCLES, ANTIQUE SCALE,
MAKING
VINTAGE BICYCLES, ANTIQUE SCALE, MAKING HOUSE CALLS FROM THE OLD
DAYS.
WE'RE
DAYS. WE'RE ALL-IN.
>>
WE'RE ALL-IN. >> MR. CHARLES, I'M AS EXCITED
AS
>> MR. CHARLES, I'M AS EXCITED AS YOU ARE.
THIS
AS YOU ARE. THIS IS YOUR DREAM LOCKER, WE
DID
THIS IS YOUR DREAM LOCKER, WE DID GOOD FOR ME TODAY, SO WE'RE
GOING
DID GOOD FOR ME TODAY, SO WE'RE GOING TO GET THIS FOR YOU,
MR.
GOING TO GET THIS FOR YOU, MR. CHARLES.
>>
MR. CHARLES. >> MARY IS STILL TALKING TO
HERSELF.
>>
HERSELF. >> YOU ANNOY ME, OKAY.
JUST
>> YOU ANNOY ME, OKAY. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
HOW'S
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. HOW'S IT GOING?
>>
HOW'S IT GOING? >> THERE'S NOT A PILL THAT COULD
FIX
>> THERE'S NOT A PILL THAT COULD FIX SHTUPA-PIDITY.
>>
FIX SHTUPA-PIDITY. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
[auctioneering]
$100
[auctioneering] $100 BILL.
100,
$100 BILL. 100, NOW 200.
>>
100, NOW 200. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 200, NOW 300.
>>
>> 200, NOW 300. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 300. NOW 400.
NOW
>> 300. NOW 400. NOW 500.
>>
NOW 500. >> 1,000.
>>
>> 1,000. >> 1,000!
>>
>> 1,000! >> 1,200.
>>
>> 1,200. >> NOW 1,200 TO YOU.
>>
>> NOW 1,200 TO YOU. >> 1,500.
>>
>> 1,500. >> 1,500, NOW 1,600.
>>
>> 1,500, NOW 1,600. >> 2,000.
>>
>> 2,000. >> $2,000.
>>
>> $2,000. >> OH, SO NOW EVERYBODY'S
JUMPING
>> OH, SO NOW EVERYBODY'S JUMPING THE BID?
>>
JUMPING THE BID? >> 2,100.
I
>> 2,100. I GOT 2,100 BACK THERE.
NOW
I GOT 2,100 BACK THERE. NOW 2,200.
>>
NOW 2,200. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 2,200, NOW 2,300.
2,300,
>> 2,200, NOW 2,300. 2,300, AND WE'LL SHUT IT.
2,300
2,300, AND WE'LL SHUT IT. 2,300 GOING ONCE, TWICE, I SOLD
IT,
2,300 GOING ONCE, TWICE, I SOLD IT, $2,200 RIGHT HERE.
$2,200.
>>
$2,200. >> CAME FOR A BIG ITEM.
[chuckles]
WE
[chuckles] WE GOT A BIG ITEM.
>>
WE GOT A BIG ITEM. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING
OUT
GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION.
UNTIL
OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN.
>>
UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN. >> THOUGHT I COULD CHANGE MY
LUCK
>> THOUGHT I COULD CHANGE MY LUCK HERE IN LONGVIEW, BUT EVERY
SINGLE
LUCK HERE IN LONGVIEW, BUT EVERY SINGLE TIME I COME HERE,
NOTHING.
>>
NOTHING. >> YOU LADIES READY?
SMELLS
>> YOU LADIES READY? SMELLS LIKE HORSE MANURE.
>>
SMELLS LIKE HORSE MANURE. >> SMELLS LIKE MONEY.
>>
>> SMELLS LIKE MONEY. >> THESE ARE LIKE A--
>>
>> THESE ARE LIKE A-- >> BEACH CRUISERS.
HIS
>> BEACH CRUISERS. HIS AND HERS.
125
HIS AND HERS. 125 A PIECE.
>>
125 A PIECE. >> THIS IS A...
>>
>> THIS IS A... >> SURVEYOR'S DEVICE.
>>
>> SURVEYOR'S DEVICE. >> LOOK AT THAT.
>>
>> LOOK AT THAT. >> OOH.
>>
>> OOH. >> THAT'S THE SURVEY THING.
SPINS
>> THAT'S THE SURVEY THING. SPINS ON, RIGHT?
>>
SPINS ON, RIGHT? >> THERE YOU GO. YES, SIR.
>>
>> THERE YOU GO. YES, SIR. >> WHAT'S THAT WORTH?
>>
>> WHAT'S THAT WORTH? >> 200.
THERE'S
>> 200. THERE'S A TRASH BIN.
>>
THERE'S A TRASH BIN. >> 40 BUCKS?
>>
>> 40 BUCKS? >> OLD MEAT MARKET SCALES.
I'D
>> OLD MEAT MARKET SCALES. I'D SAY 200.
>>
I'D SAY 200. >> IT'S GOT A PLUG, SO HOW OLD
DO
>> IT'S GOT A PLUG, SO HOW OLD DO YOU THINK THAT IS?
>>
DO YOU THINK THAT IS? >> I'D SAY '50s.
>>
>> I'D SAY '50s. >> THEY HAD ELECTRICITY IN THE
'50s?
>>
'50s? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NEXT THING HE'S GOING TO TELL
ME,
>> NEXT THING HE'S GOING TO TELL ME, THERE WERE CARS THEN TOO.
>>
ME, THERE WERE CARS THEN TOO. >> OOH, CEDAR CHEST.
>>
>> OOH, CEDAR CHEST. >> [whistles]
>>
>> [whistles] >> BRAND-NEW.
>>
>> BRAND-NEW. >> I'M THINKING 500 BUCKS.
THIS
>> I'M THINKING 500 BUCKS. THIS IS A DRAFTING TABLE, RIGHT?
I'D
THIS IS A DRAFTING TABLE, RIGHT? I'D SAY A COUPLE HUNDRED AT
LEAST.
>>
LEAST. >> THOSE ARE HUNTING STOOLS.
>>
>> THOSE ARE HUNTING STOOLS. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
>>
>> THAT'S RIGHT. >> 30 BUCKS.
>>
>> 30 BUCKS. >> HUNTING EQUIPMENT, BIKES,
FURNITURE.
ALL
FURNITURE. ALL EASY ITEMS TO SELL AT THE
WAREHOUSE.
>>
WAREHOUSE. >> IT'S TOO LIGHT.
YEP.
JUST
YEP. JUST A PLACE TO PUT A COUPLE
BODIES.
50
BODIES. 50 BUCKS.
>>
50 BUCKS. >> BUT THIS RIGHT HERE--HERE YOU
GO.
PRETTY
GO. PRETTY NICE.
THAT'S
PRETTY NICE. THAT'S AN EASY $500 RIGHT THERE.
>>
THAT'S AN EASY $500 RIGHT THERE. >> NICE.
THERE'S
>> NICE. THERE'S THE BIT.
>>
THERE'S THE BIT. >> IT'S NOT LIKE I'VE NEVER WORN
A
>> IT'S NOT LIKE I'VE NEVER WORN A BIT BEFORE.
>>
A BIT BEFORE. >> [neighs like horse]
>>
>> [neighs like horse] >> THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
>>
>> THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. >> WE'RE GOING TO ATTEMPT TO GET
THIS
>> WE'RE GOING TO ATTEMPT TO GET THIS OUT.
>>
THIS OUT. >> WE NEED SOME HORSES IN HERE.
>>
>> WE NEED SOME HORSES IN HERE. >> WELL, WE DO HAVE SOME WORK
HORSES.
>>
HORSES. >> [whistles] TRIGGER.
ALL
>> [whistles] TRIGGER. ALL RIGHT, HORSES.
SLOWLY.
>>
SLOWLY. >> WE GOOD?
>>
>> WE GOOD? >> YEAH, WE'RE GOOD.
>>
>> YEAH, WE'RE GOOD. >> ALL RIGHT.
[whistles]
THAT'S
[whistles] THAT'S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL
OUTSIDE.
CLARITA
OUTSIDE. CLARITA CARRIAGE.
COALGATE,
CLARITA CARRIAGE. COALGATE, OKLAHOMA.
>>
COALGATE, OKLAHOMA. >> OH, THAT'S PRETTY, MAN.
>>
>> OH, THAT'S PRETTY, MAN. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK WE CAN GET
OUT
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK WE CAN GET OUT OF THIS?
>>
OUT OF THIS? >> I THINK WE NEED TO GET IT
CHECKED
>> I THINK WE NEED TO GET IT CHECKED OUT, 'CAUSE I WOULDN'T
HAVE
CHECKED OUT, 'CAUSE I WOULDN'T HAVE A CLUE.
>>
HAVE A CLUE. >> SOMEBODY WITH A LITTLE MORE
KNOWLEDGE
>> SOMEBODY WITH A LITTLE MORE KNOWLEDGE THAN WE'VE GOT, RIGHT?
>>
KNOWLEDGE THAN WE'VE GOT, RIGHT? >> RIGHT.
IF
>> RIGHT. IF YOU HAD YOUR GIRL WITH YOU,
THERE'S
IF YOU HAD YOUR GIRL WITH YOU, THERE'S A LITTLE FLAP IN THE
FRONT.
>>
FRONT. >> OH, HEY NOW. WHAT?
>>
>> OH, HEY NOW. WHAT? >> THERE'S A LITTLE FLAP RIGHT
HERE
>> THERE'S A LITTLE FLAP RIGHT HERE IN THE FRONT.
>>
HERE IN THE FRONT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YOU HAD YOUR GIRL WITH YOU
AND
>> YOU HAD YOUR GIRL WITH YOU AND YOU'RE SITTING BESIDE HER
AND
AND YOU'RE SITTING BESIDE HER AND YOU GOT FOUR FEET IN THE
FLOOR,
AND YOU GOT FOUR FEET IN THE FLOOR, RIGHT.
SO
FLOOR, RIGHT. SO IT'D BE FOUR IN THE FLOOR.
>>
SO IT'D BE FOUR IN THE FLOOR. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> AND A FIFTH UNDER THE SEAT.
>>
>> AND A FIFTH UNDER THE SEAT. >> OH, YOU'RE AN OLD-TIMEY
STORYTELLER.
>>
STORYTELLER. >> YES, I AM.
>>
>> YES, I AM. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> I'M BACK HERE AT THE LOCKER
THAT
>> I'M BACK HERE AT THE LOCKER THAT I BOUGHT FOR $850.
NOW
THAT I BOUGHT FOR $850. NOW I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S
HIDING
NOW I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S HIDING UNDERNEATH THAT BLANKET.
BUT
HIDING UNDERNEATH THAT BLANKET. BUT FIRST I GOT SOME MYSTERY
BOXES
BUT FIRST I GOT SOME MYSTERY BOXES TO TEND TO.
HEY,
BOXES TO TEND TO. HEY, LOOK AT THIS LITTLE, OLD
FOLD-OUT
HEY, LOOK AT THIS LITTLE, OLD FOLD-OUT TABLE.
15
FOLD-OUT TABLE. 15 BUCKS ALL DAY.
ALL
15 BUCKS ALL DAY. ALL RIGHT, THESE BOXES CAUGHT MY
EYES.
GOT
EYES. GOT SOME BASKETS, HALLOWEEN
STUFF,
GOT SOME BASKETS, HALLOWEEN STUFF, NOTHING.
LET'S
STUFF, NOTHING. LET'S GET OVER HERE IN THIS
OTHER
LET'S GET OVER HERE IN THIS OTHER BOX, SEE WHAT WE GOT GOING
[screams]
GOT
[screams] GOT HIM! GOT HIM!
OH,
GOT HIM! GOT HIM! OH, THIS IS MARY'S FRIEND,
MR.
OH, THIS IS MARY'S FRIEND, MR. CHARLES.
HOW
MR. CHARLES. HOW DARE YOU SCARE ME LIKE THAT?
HERE,
HOW DARE YOU SCARE ME LIKE THAT? HERE, GET IN HERE AND BEHAVE
YOURSELF.
RIGHT
YOURSELF. RIGHT HERE IS A FLAT SCREEN TV,
BUT
RIGHT HERE IS A FLAT SCREEN TV, BUT IT'S ONE OF THE OLD
PROJECTOR
BUT IT'S ONE OF THE OLD PROJECTOR TYPES.
IT'S
PROJECTOR TYPES. IT'S GOING TO BE $100.
NOTHING,
IT'S GOING TO BE $100. NOTHING, NOTHING.
MAN,
NOTHING, NOTHING. MAN, THIS IS LIKE A LOCKER OF
HELL.
THAT
HELL. THAT THERE IS A $75 MIRROR.
HELLO,
THAT THERE IS A $75 MIRROR. HELLO, HANDSOME.
BOX
HELLO, HANDSOME. BOX FANS, FIVE BUCKS EACH.
RIGHT
BOX FANS, FIVE BUCKS EACH. RIGHT THERE IS A SINK LAVATORY.
$100.
WELL,
$100. WELL, WELL, WELL.
THIS
WELL, WELL, WELL. THIS IS WHY I BOUGHT THIS UNIT.
LET'S
THIS IS WHY I BOUGHT THIS UNIT. LET'S SEE HOW IT GOES.
HOO-HOO.
I
HOO-HOO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
I'LL
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. I'LL BE DARNED, IT'S A
TREADMILL.
THIS
TREADMILL. THIS LOCKER'S GONE FROM BAD TO
STRAIGHT
THIS LOCKER'S GONE FROM BAD TO STRAIGHT TO HELL IN A HAND
BASKET.
THIS
BASKET. THIS THING'S MISSING A MOTOR,
THE
THIS THING'S MISSING A MOTOR, THE BELT'S TORE.
IT
THE BELT'S TORE. IT DOESN'T LOOK PRETTY, BUT THAT
WAS
IT DOESN'T LOOK PRETTY, BUT THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A WORKOUT.
PIECE
WAS ONE HELL OF A WORKOUT. PIECE OF CRAP.
MY
PIECE OF CRAP. MY GOAL WAS TO THROW THE FIRST
PUNCH,
MY GOAL WAS TO THROW THE FIRST PUNCH, BUT I'M THE ONE TAKING
THE
PUNCH, BUT I'M THE ONE TAKING THE BEAT-DOWN.
HUH.
THERE'S
HUH. THERE'S LEGS TO SOMEBODY.
I'LL
THERE'S LEGS TO SOMEBODY. I'LL BE DARNED.
WE
I'LL BE DARNED. WE GOT A TORSO.
HUH.
WAIT
HUH. WAIT A
I
I JUST
I JUST MADE A FRIEND.
LITERALLY
I JUST MADE A FRIEND. LITERALLY MADE A FRIEND.
[chuckles]
BUT
[chuckles] BUT OBVIOUSLY HE'S FOR SOME KIND
OF
BUT OBVIOUSLY HE'S FOR SOME KIND OF CHARACTER FOR HALLOWEEN.
I
OF CHARACTER FOR HALLOWEEN. I DON'T KNOW.
I
I DON'T KNOW. I GOT TO GET THIS DUDE TO THE
HAUNTED
I GOT TO GET THIS DUDE TO THE HAUNTED HOUSE TO SEE WHAT HE'S
WORTH,
HAUNTED HOUSE TO SEE WHAT HE'S WORTH, 'CAUSE THE REST OF THIS
JUNK
WORTH, 'CAUSE THE REST OF THIS JUNK IN THIS LOCKER IS SCARY.
HOLD
JUNK IN THIS LOCKER IS SCARY. HOLD STILL, BUCKAROO.
I'VE
HOLD STILL, BUCKAROO. I'VE GOT TO GET YOU LOADED UP.
WE'RE
I'VE GOT TO GET YOU LOADED UP. WE'RE GOING DOWN THE CAR POOL
LANE
WE'RE GOING DOWN THE CAR POOL LANE ALL THE WAY BACK TO FORT
WORTH,
LANE ALL THE WAY BACK TO FORT WORTH, TEXAS.
[chuckles]
THIS
[chuckles] THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
>>
THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> I FOUND SOME BIRD EQUIPMENT
IN
>> I FOUND SOME BIRD EQUIPMENT IN MY LOCKER, SO I'M HERE TO
MEET
IN MY LOCKER, SO I'M HERE TO MEET WITH A GUY WHO SPECIALIZES
IN
MEET WITH A GUY WHO SPECIALIZES IN BIRD STUFF.
HE'S
IN BIRD STUFF. HE'S A BIRD MAN.
ROGER?
>>
ROGER? >> HI, MARY.
>>
>> HI, MARY. >> FOUND YA.
>>
>> FOUND YA. >> YOU DID.
>>
>> YOU DID. >> FEEL LIKE I'M IN THE WOODS.
>>
>> FEEL LIKE I'M IN THE WOODS. >> YEP.
WHAT
>> YEP. WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE?
>>
WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE? >> I'M HOPING YOU CAN TELL ME.
>>
>> I'M HOPING YOU CAN TELL ME. >> ALL RIGHT.
GOT
>> ALL RIGHT. GOT A BOX OF FALCONRY EQUIPMENT
HERE.
>>
HERE. >> REALLY?
JUST
>> REALLY? JUST FOR FALCONS?
>>
JUST FOR FALCONS? >> WELL, FALCONRY IS THE SPORT
OF
>> WELL, FALCONRY IS THE SPORT OF HUNTING WILD GAME WITH A
TRAINED
OF HUNTING WILD GAME WITH A TRAINED RAPTOR.
IT'S
TRAINED RAPTOR. IT'S THE OLDEST FIELD SPORT IN
THE
IT'S THE OLDEST FIELD SPORT IN THE WORLD.
IT
THE WORLD. IT DATES BACK ABOUT 3,000 YEARS,
AND
IT DATES BACK ABOUT 3,000 YEARS, AND BOTH HAWKS AND FALCONS AND
EAGLES
AND BOTH HAWKS AND FALCONS AND EAGLES ARE ALL USED IN THE SPORT
OF
EAGLES ARE ALL USED IN THE SPORT OF FALCONRY.
>>
OF FALCONRY. >> SO I COULD BE, LIKE, A
FALCONER.
>>
FALCONER. >> THIS ISN'T SOMETHING YOU DO
FOR
>> THIS ISN'T SOMETHING YOU DO FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS.
IT'S
FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS. IT'S KIND OF A WAY OF LIFE.
>>
IT'S KIND OF A WAY OF LIFE. >> SO I GUESS FALCONS ARE PRETTY
SMART.
>>
SMART. >> ABSOLUTELY.
>>
>> ABSOLUTELY. >> THAT BIRD IS JUST SITTING
THERE.
>>
THERE. >> THIS IS SHAKIRA.
>>
>> THIS IS SHAKIRA. >> THAT IS SO CUTE WITH THAT
HELMET
>> THAT IS SO CUTE WITH THAT HELMET ON.
>>
HELMET ON. >> WELL, THE REASON SHE'S BEING
SO
>> WELL, THE REASON SHE'S BEING SO CALM IS SHE'S WEARING A HOOD.
THE
SO CALM IS SHE'S WEARING A HOOD. THE HOOD IS USED TO CALM A BIRD
THAT
THE HOOD IS USED TO CALM A BIRD THAT MIGHT BE UNCOMFORTABLE IN A
PARTICULAR
THAT MIGHT BE UNCOMFORTABLE IN A PARTICULAR SITUATION, BUT I
NOTICED
PARTICULAR SITUATION, BUT I NOTICED THAT YOU HAVE A HOOD IN
YOUR
NOTICED THAT YOU HAVE A HOOD IN YOUR BOX HERE.
THESE
YOUR BOX HERE. THESE ARE VERY WELL CRAFTED.
IT
THESE ARE VERY WELL CRAFTED. IT TAKES A LOT OF WORK TO
PRODUCE
IT TAKES A LOT OF WORK TO PRODUCE A PROPERLY-FITTED HOOD.
>>
PRODUCE A PROPERLY-FITTED HOOD. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> THIS IS A PERCH FOR A FALCON
TO
>> THIS IS A PERCH FOR A FALCON TO SIT ON TOP OF.
>>
TO SIT ON TOP OF. >> I THOUGHT IT WAS USED FOR
PRACTICING
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS USED FOR PRACTICING GOLF.
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE IN
HERE?
YOU
HERE? YOU HAVE A PAIR OF BUSHNELL
BINOCULARS.
WE
BINOCULARS. WE HAVE A HAWKING VEST HERE.
>>
WE HAVE A HAWKING VEST HERE. >> HAWKING VEST.
>>
>> HAWKING VEST. >> FALCONERS KEEP YOUR LURE AND
YOUR
>> FALCONERS KEEP YOUR LURE AND YOUR FOOD IN HERE.
>>
YOUR FOOD IN HERE. >> AND SNACKS FOR YOURSELF.
>>
>> AND SNACKS FOR YOURSELF. >> SOME SNACKS FOR YOURSELF,
MAYBE.
AND
MAYBE. AND THIS IS TO PROTECT YOUR HAND
FROM
AND THIS IS TO PROTECT YOUR HAND FROM THE HAWK'S TALONS.
>>
FROM THE HAWK'S TALONS. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> AND THE LAST THING YOU HAVE
IN
>> AND THE LAST THING YOU HAVE IN HERE IS A SCALE.
>>
IN HERE IS A SCALE. >> YEAH, I WASN'T SURE ABOUT
WHAT
>> YEAH, I WASN'T SURE ABOUT WHAT THAT SCALE IS USED FOR.
>>
WHAT THAT SCALE IS USED FOR. >> WELL, IT'S IMPORTANT THAT WE
KNOW
>> WELL, IT'S IMPORTANT THAT WE KNOW WHAT OUR HAWKS WEIGH BEFORE
WE
KNOW WHAT OUR HAWKS WEIGH BEFORE WE TAKE THEM OUT INTO THE FIELD.
IF
WE TAKE THEM OUT INTO THE FIELD. IF THEY ARE ABOVE THEIR WEIGHT,
THEN
IF THEY ARE ABOVE THEIR WEIGHT, THEN THEY MAY NOT BE HUNGRY
ENOUGH
THEN THEY MAY NOT BE HUNGRY ENOUGH TO HUNT OR THEY MAY NOT
BE
ENOUGH TO HUNT OR THEY MAY NOT BE HUNGRY ENOUGH TO COME BACK TO
ME
BE HUNGRY ENOUGH TO COME BACK TO ME IF THEY DON'T CATCH
SOMETHING.
>>
SOMETHING. >> SO IS THIS STUFF WORTH
ANYTHING?
>>
ANYTHING? >> WELL, YOU'VE GOT MOST OF WHAT
YOU
>> WELL, YOU'VE GOT MOST OF WHAT YOU NEED HERE TO GET GOING,
BUT
YOU NEED HERE TO GET GOING, BUT I'D SAY...
ABOUT
BUT I'D SAY... ABOUT $400.
>>
ABOUT $400. >> REALLY?
WELL,
>> REALLY? WELL, CRAP.
LOOKS
WELL, CRAP. LOOKS LIKE THIS LOCKER REALLY
WAS
LOOKS LIKE THIS LOCKER REALLY WAS FOR THE BIRDS.
>>
WAS FOR THE BIRDS. >> YOU WANT TO SEE HIM FLY?
>>
>> YOU WANT TO SEE HIM FLY? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT.
[calls]
>>
[calls] >> THAT'S SO COOL.
NOW
>> THAT'S SO COOL. NOW WHERE'S HE GOING?
[whispers]
NOW WHERE'S HE GOING? [whispers] FLY AWAY. HURRY UP.
[chuckles]
>>
[chuckles] >> BUBBA AND I FOUND A BEAUTY OF
A
>> BUBBA AND I FOUND A BEAUTY OF A BUGGY IN OUR LOCKER.
SO
A BUGGY IN OUR LOCKER. SO WE HAULED IT A COUNTRY MILE
TO
SO WE HAULED IT A COUNTRY MILE TO BRAZOS CARRIAGE COMPANY JUST
TO
TO BRAZOS CARRIAGE COMPANY JUST TO SEE WHAT SHE'S WORTH.
>>
TO SEE WHAT SHE'S WORTH. >> VERY NICE BUGGY.
THIS
>> VERY NICE BUGGY. THIS IS A LITTLE DOCTOR'S BUGGY.
THIS
THIS IS A LITTLE DOCTOR'S BUGGY. THIS IS WHAT THEY MADE HOUSE
CALLS
THIS IS WHAT THEY MADE HOUSE CALLS IN.
IT
CALLS IN. IT USUALLY HAD A LITTLE TRUNK ON
THE
IT USUALLY HAD A LITTLE TRUNK ON THE BACKS WHERE THEY KEPT THEIR
BAG.
>>
BAG. >> THEIR SAW.
>>
>> THEIR SAW. >> YEAH. ALL THEIR GOODIES.
>>
>> YEAH. ALL THEIR GOODIES. >> SO HOW OLD DO YOU THINK THAT
MAKES
>> SO HOW OLD DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES IT?
100
MAKES IT? 100 YEARS OLD?
>>
100 YEARS OLD? >> PROBABLY SOMEWHERE IN THAT
RANGE.
>>
RANGE. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK OUR BUGGY
IS
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OUR BUGGY IS WORTH?
>>
IS WORTH? >> YOURS IS IN REALLY, REALLY
GOOD
>> YOURS IS IN REALLY, REALLY GOOD CONDITION.
THE
GOOD CONDITION. THE TOP HERE IS IN REALLY GOOD
SHAPE.
I
SHAPE. I MEAN, THERE ARE NO DINGS,
DENTS
I MEAN, THERE ARE NO DINGS, DENTS OR TEARS.
YOU'VE
DENTS OR TEARS. YOU'VE EVEN GOT ALL OF YOUR
BUTTON
YOU'VE EVEN GOT ALL OF YOUR BUTTON COVERS.
I
BUTTON COVERS. I WOULD THINK $3,500.
>>
I WOULD THINK $3,500. >> THAT'S ALL PROFIT, BROTHER.
>>
>> THAT'S ALL PROFIT, BROTHER. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> THAT'S ALL PROFIT.
>>
>> THAT'S ALL PROFIT. >> IT'S THE WHOLE UNIT PAID.
>>
>> IT'S THE WHOLE UNIT PAID. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> I CAN ACTUALLY SHOW YOU HOW
TO
>> I CAN ACTUALLY SHOW YOU HOW TO HOOK A HORSE TO IT IF YOU
WANT
TO HOOK A HORSE TO IT IF YOU WANT ME TO.
>>
WANT ME TO. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> THAT WOULD BE FINE.
>>
>> THAT WOULD BE FINE. >> UP AND OVER HIM.
>>
>> UP AND OVER HIM. >> GOOD LORD.
THIS
>> GOOD LORD. THIS IS LIKE A BIG TRACTOR
HOOKED
THIS IS LIKE A BIG TRACTOR HOOKED TO A LITTLE BITTY PLOW.
>>
HOOKED TO A LITTLE BITTY PLOW. >> SO, BUBBA, DO YOU WANT TO GET
ON
>> SO, BUBBA, DO YOU WANT TO GET ON THERE?
>>
ON THERE? >> UH, NO. RICKY?
>>
>> UH, NO. RICKY? >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK ME
TWICE.
>>
TWICE. >> THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN YOU
WERE
>> THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN YOU WERE GOING TO SCHOOL BACK IN THE
DAY.
>>
DAY. >> HOW DO I LOOK, BUBBA?
>>
>> HOW DO I LOOK, BUBBA? >> YOU LOOK LIKE AN 1800s PIMP.
I
>> YOU LOOK LIKE AN 1800s PIMP. I LIKE IT, DUDE.
>>
I LIKE IT, DUDE. >> MY LOCKER WAS A DUD, BUT I
FOUND
>> MY LOCKER WAS A DUD, BUT I FOUND A COOL-LOOKING BUTLER, AND
I'M
FOUND A COOL-LOOKING BUTLER, AND I'M HOPING HE'S A STUD.
HI,
I'M HOPING HE'S A STUD. HI, ARE YOU DARLA?
>>
HI, ARE YOU DARLA? >> I AM.
YOU
>> I AM. YOU MUST BE MATT.
>>
YOU MUST BE MATT. >> YES, MA'AM.
THIS
>> YES, MA'AM. THIS IS WHAT I BROUGHT YOU RIGHT
HERE.
>>
HERE. >> WOW.
YOU
>> WOW. YOU KNOW, THIS IS REALLY A
CLASSIC
YOU KNOW, THIS IS REALLY A CLASSIC PROP FOR HALLOWEEN.
THIS
CLASSIC PROP FOR HALLOWEEN. THIS IS WHAT'S CALLED THE
SHAKING
THIS IS WHAT'S CALLED THE SHAKING BUTLER.
THE
SHAKING BUTLER. THE GREAT THING ABOUT THIS ONE
IS
THE GREAT THING ABOUT THIS ONE IS HE'S MOTION-ACTIVATED.
>>
IS HE'S MOTION-ACTIVATED. >> I HADN'T TURNED HIM ON OR
ANYTHING
>> I HADN'T TURNED HIM ON OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
>>
ANYTHING LIKE THAT. >> WELL, LET'S TRY IT.
I
>> WELL, LET'S TRY IT. I THINK IT'S RIGHT HERE UNDER
HIS
I THINK IT'S RIGHT HERE UNDER HIS BELLY BUTTON.
LET'S
HIS BELLY BUTTON. LET'S SEE.
>>
LET'S SEE. >> YEAH, I SEE HIS MOTION ALL
RIGHT.
>>
RIGHT. >> OH, THAT'S THE SWEET SPOT.
>>
>> OH, THAT'S THE SWEET SPOT. >> LOOK AT HIS HEAD SHAKING.
>>
>> LOOK AT HIS HEAD SHAKING. >> YEAH, THAT'S THE WHOLE IDEA.
HE'S
>> YEAH, THAT'S THE WHOLE IDEA. HE'S THE SHAKING BUTLER.
>>
HE'S THE SHAKING BUTLER. >> LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
WITH
>> LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. WITH THE SHAPE HE'S IN, WHAT IS
MY
WITH THE SHAPE HE'S IN, WHAT IS MY BUTLER WORTH?
>
MY BUTLER WORTH? > WELL, SOMEBODY HAS PUNCHED
THIS
> WELL, SOMEBODY HAS PUNCHED THIS GUY IN THE NOSE, AND HE'S
GOT
THIS GUY IN THE NOSE, AND HE'S GOT A CRACK ALONG HERE.
THIS,
GOT A CRACK ALONG HERE. THIS, FROM THE SHAKING, HAS WORN
DOWN
THIS, FROM THE SHAKING, HAS WORN DOWN THE FOAM SOME.
THE
DOWN THE FOAM SOME. THE FACT THAT HE'S STILL GOT HIS
CARNATION
THE FACT THAT HE'S STILL GOT HIS CARNATION IS HUGE BECAUSE THEY
USUALLY
CARNATION IS HUGE BECAUSE THEY USUALLY COME RIGHT OFF.
YOU
USUALLY COME RIGHT OFF. YOU MIGHT COULD GET...
$600
YOU MIGHT COULD GET... $600 FOR HIM.
>>
$600 FOR HIM. >> 600.
PEOPLE
>> 600. PEOPLE SAY THE BUTLER DID IT,
BUT
PEOPLE SAY THE BUTLER DID IT, BUT THIS TIME THE BUTLER DID
NOT.
>>
NOT. >> YOU ARE GOING THROUGH THE
HAUNTED
>> YOU ARE GOING THROUGH THE HAUNTED HOUSE, RIGHT?
>>
HAUNTED HOUSE, RIGHT? >> DO I REALLY GOT TO GO THROUGH
IT?
>>
IT? >> YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO GO
THROUGH
>> YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE HAUNTED HOUSE.
A
THROUGH THE HAUNTED HOUSE. A COWBOY LIKE YOU.
ARE
A COWBOY LIKE YOU. ARE YOU SCARED?
>>
ARE YOU SCARED? >> I AIN'T SCARED OF NOTHING.
YOU'RE
>> I AIN'T SCARED OF NOTHING. YOU'RE ON NOW.
>>
YOU'RE ON NOW. >> DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH US?
>>
>> DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH US? >> [screams]
>>
>> [screams] >> OH, BOY.
OHH.
>>
OHH. >> HELP ME!
[screaming]
>>
[screaming] >> GO!
[yelling]
>>
[yelling] >> [screaming]
GET
>> [screaming] GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
HEY,
GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE! HEY, DARLA, IT WAS A PLEASURE
MEETING
HEY, DARLA, IT WAS A PLEASURE MEETING YOU.
GOT
MEETING YOU. GOT TO GO.
>>
GOT TO GO. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> THANK YOU.
>>
>> THANK YOU. >> BYE. COME BACK.
>>
>> BYE. COME BACK. >> I DON'T THINK SO.
>>
>> I DON'T THINK SO. >> narrator: THE LUMINARIES IN
LONGVIEW
>> narrator: THE LUMINARIES IN LONGVIEW WERE RICKY AND BUBBA,
WHO
LONGVIEW WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, WHO TROTTED OFF WITH A PROFIT OF
3,300
WHO TROTTED OFF WITH A PROFIT OF 3,300 BUCKS.
MATT
3,300 BUCKS. MATT BLEVINS' SHAKING BUTLER
SCARED
MATT BLEVINS' SHAKING BUTLER SCARED UP A SMALL PROFIT OF $50.
JENNY
SCARED UP A SMALL PROFIT OF $50. JENNY GRUMBLES JUMPED BIDS BUT
FAILED
JENNY GRUMBLES JUMPED BIDS BUT FAILED TO JUMP INTO A LOCKER...
WHILE
FAILED TO JUMP INTO A LOCKER... WHILE MARY'S PROFIT WAS NOWHERE
TO
WHILE MARY'S PROFIT WAS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN, JUST LIKE HER
FRIEND
TO BE SEEN, JUST LIKE HER FRIEND MR. CHARLES.
>>
FRIEND MR. CHARLES. >> COME ON, BUBBA.
>>
>> COME ON, BUBBA. >> NO.
>>
>> NO. >> KEEP UP THE REAR.
>>
>> KEEP UP THE REAR. >> NO.
OH,
>> NO. OH, MY GOD.
>>
OH, MY GOD. >> THIS IS ALL RIGHT.
[clicking]
>>
[clicking] >> COME ON, PRINCESS.
>>
>> COME ON, PRINCESS. >> JUST KICK IT UP A LITTLE,
GUYS.
JUST
GUYS. JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE TROT.
JUST
JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE TROT. JUST A LITTLE TROT.
[whistles]
AW,
[whistles] AW, YEAH!
AW,
AW, YEAH! AW, YEAH.
>>
AW, YEAH. >> COME ON, BRING HIM ON.
BRING
>> COME ON, BRING HIM ON. BRING HIM ON.
WORKING
BRING HIM ON. WORKING IT LIKE A SUMMER JOB
IN
WORKING IT LIKE A SUMMER JOB IN THERE.
>>
IN THERE. >> AW,