>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS,
THE
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
>> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP.
>>
>> narrator: COMING UP. >> I'M HOPING TO MEET THE LOCKER
OF
>> I'M HOPING TO MEET THE LOCKER OF MY DREAMS.
>>
OF MY DREAMS. >> HEY, HEY!
>>
>> HEY, HEY! >> BURIED TREASURE.
DANG
>> BURIED TREASURE. DANG IT.
CHIPPED
DANG IT. CHIPPED DISHES.
SICK!
THIS
SICK! THIS DREAM HAS TURNED INTO A
NIGHTMARE.
>>
NIGHTMARE. >> OH, MY LORD.
>>
>> OH, MY LORD. >> WELL...
>>
>> WELL... >> WHAT KIND OF PLACE WE GOT
HERE?
IS
HERE? IS THIS A GIRLY DOCTOR?
>>
IS THIS A GIRLY DOCTOR? >> A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE,
RICKY?
>>
RICKY? >> IT'S NOT EVERY DAY YOU MEET A
GUY
>> IT'S NOT EVERY DAY YOU MEET A GUY THAT'S SEEN YOUR MOTHER'S
RUNNING
GUY THAT'S SEEN YOUR MOTHER'S RUNNING GEAR.
>>
RUNNING GEAR. >> MY HUSBAND'S A FINANCIAL
ADVISOR.
WHEN
ADVISOR. WHEN HE SEES ME LOSING MONEY,
HE'S
WHEN HE SEES ME LOSING MONEY, HE'S LIKE, "THIS IS A JOKE."
SO
HE'S LIKE, "THIS IS A JOKE." SO TODAY IT'S ABOUT PROVING HIM
WRONG.
>>
WRONG. >> SO WHAT DID YOU PAY FOR THIS
LOCKER?
>>
LOCKER? >> $1,900.
AND
>> $1,900. AND IT'S WORTH EXACTLY NOTHING.
[country
AND IT'S WORTH EXACTLY NOTHING. [country rock]
♪
[country rock] ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA
GET.
THAT'S
GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB.
CHA-CHING!
>>
CHA-CHING! >> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG. >> THIS WILL LOOK GOOD AFTER I
PAINT
>> THIS WILL LOOK GOOD AFTER I PAINT IT.
>>
PAINT IT. >> I SEE TREASURES.
DOLLAR
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS.
♪
DOLLAR SIGNS. ♪ ♪
[cheering]
>>
[cheering] >> THIS IS OUR TURF.
>>
>> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS.
>>
>> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING.
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMAN...POWER! OOPS!
>>
>> WOMAN...POWER! OOPS! >> YOU READY TO GO?
>>
>> YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> [auctioneering]
>>
>> [auctioneering] >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
♪
♪ YOU
♪ YOU KNOW WHAT ♪
♪
♪ I'M
♪ I'M TALKIN' ABOUT ♪
>>
♪ I'M TALKIN' ABOUT ♪ >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> AND IT'S SOLD!
>>
>> AND IT'S SOLD! >> TODAY WE'RE IN HASLET, TEXAS.
POPULATION
>> TODAY WE'RE IN HASLET, TEXAS. POPULATION 1,500.
AND
POPULATION 1,500. AND I HEAR 300 OF THEM ARE
MILLIONAIRES.
GEE,
MILLIONAIRES. GEE, IF I HAD A MILLION, YOU
KNOW
GEE, IF I HAD A MILLION, YOU KNOW WHAT I'D DO?
NOTHIN'!
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> I HAD THESE CRAZY DREAMS LAST
NIGHT
>> I HAD THESE CRAZY DREAMS LAST NIGHT WHERE I WAS IN A DARK
SPACE
NIGHT WHERE I WAS IN A DARK SPACE WITH ALL THESE BOXES.
AND
SPACE WITH ALL THESE BOXES. AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY
STARTED
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY STARTED OPENING AND GLOWING.
MY
STARTED OPENING AND GLOWING. MY DREAM IS A SIGN FROM THE
STORAGE
MY DREAM IS A SIGN FROM THE STORAGE LOCKER GODS.
THEY'RE
STORAGE LOCKER GODS. THEY'RE TELLING ME, "MARY!
MYSTERY
THEY'RE TELLING ME, "MARY! MYSTERY BOXES! TREASURE!"
I'M
MYSTERY BOXES! TREASURE!" I'M HOPING TO MEET THE LOCKER
OF
I'M HOPING TO MEET THE LOCKER OF MY DREAMS.
>>
OF MY DREAMS. >> TODAY I'M LOOKING FOR A
LOCKER
>> TODAY I'M LOOKING FOR A LOCKER WHERE I CAN GET A HUGE
RETURN
LOCKER WHERE I CAN GET A HUGE RETURN ON MY INVESTMENT.
MY
RETURN ON MY INVESTMENT. MY HUSBAND'S A FINANCIAL ADVISOR
AND
MY HUSBAND'S A FINANCIAL ADVISOR AND WHEN HE SEES ME LOSING
MONEY,
AND WHEN HE SEES ME LOSING MONEY, HE'S LIKE, "THIS IS A
JOKE.
WHY
JOKE. WHY ARE YOU EVEN DOING THIS?"
ALL
WHY ARE YOU EVEN DOING THIS?" ALL RIGHT, SO TODAY IT'S ABOUT
PROVING
ALL RIGHT, SO TODAY IT'S ABOUT PROVING HIM WRONG.
I
PROVING HIM WRONG. I NEED TO COME HOME AND BE LIKE,
"HEY,
I NEED TO COME HOME AND BE LIKE, "HEY, LOOK.
I
"HEY, LOOK. I CAN BRING HOME THE BACON TOO."
I
I CAN BRING HOME THE BACON TOO." I MAY NOT KNOW HOW TO COOK
BACON,
I MAY NOT KNOW HOW TO COOK BACON, BUT I'M GONNA BRING IT
OH,
OH, GREAT.
>>
OH, GREAT. >> I KNOW.
>>
>> I KNOW. >> MAYBE SHE FINALLY PICKED UP
SOME
>> MAYBE SHE FINALLY PICKED UP SOME MONEY TO GO SHOPPING.
>>
SOME MONEY TO GO SHOPPING. >> JERRY.
JERRY,
>> JERRY. JERRY, CHANGE OF PLANS.
I'M
JERRY, CHANGE OF PLANS. I'M KIND OF TIRED OF YOU
COASTING
I'M KIND OF TIRED OF YOU COASTING ALONG HERE.
I
COASTING ALONG HERE. I NEED YOU TO STEP IT UP A
LITTLE
I NEED YOU TO STEP IT UP A LITTLE BIT MORE.
>>
LITTLE BIT MORE. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> TODAY I'M HANDING JERRY THE
REINS.
HE'S
REINS. HE'S GOING TO LOOK THROUGH THE
LOCKERS,
HE'S GOING TO LOOK THROUGH THE LOCKERS, MAKE DECISIONS, EVEN DO
SOME
LOCKERS, MAKE DECISIONS, EVEN DO SOME BIDDING.
>>
SOME BIDDING. >> SO I GET A LITTLE MORE PIECE
OF
>> SO I GET A LITTLE MORE PIECE OF THE PIE?
>>
OF THE PIE? >> WHAT PIE?
YOU
>> WHAT PIE? YOU AIN'T GETTIN' NO PIE, UH-UH.
>>
YOU AIN'T GETTIN' NO PIE, UH-UH. >> A BIGGER PAYCHECK.
>>
>> A BIGGER PAYCHECK. >> WE WILL TALK ABOUT THAT
LATER.
>>
LATER. >> HEY, RICKY.
I'M
>> HEY, RICKY. I'M SO EXCITED TO GET TO SPEND
THE
I'M SO EXCITED TO GET TO SPEND THE DAY WITH MY BABY BOY.
>>
THE DAY WITH MY BABY BOY. >> OKAY, WHATEVER.
I
>> OKAY, WHATEVER. I BROUGHT MY MOM, PUFFY, TO THE
AUCTION
I BROUGHT MY MOM, PUFFY, TO THE AUCTION TODAY.
AND
AUCTION TODAY. AND SHE'S TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I
KNOW.
>>
KNOW. >> THIS WILL BE FUN.
REMINDS
>> THIS WILL BE FUN. REMINDS ME OF OLD TIMES.
>>
REMINDS ME OF OLD TIMES. >> SHE IS ADORABLE.
>>
>> SHE IS ADORABLE. >> I LOVE OLD PEOPLE.
>>
>> I LOVE OLD PEOPLE. >> HEY, GUYS.
>>
>> HEY, GUYS. >> GOOD MORNING.
>>
>> GOOD MORNING. >> THIS IS MY MOM, PUFFY.
>>
>> THIS IS MY MOM, PUFFY. >> HEY.
>>
>> HEY. >> HI. JENNY. HOW ARE YOU?
>>
>> HI. JENNY. HOW ARE YOU? >> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>>
>> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> NICE MEETING YOU.
>>
>> NICE MEETING YOU. >> NOW YOU SEE WHERE I GET MY
HEIGHT.
>>
HEIGHT. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> THAT'S OKAY.
DYNAMITE
>> THAT'S OKAY. DYNAMITE COMES IN SMALL
PACKAGES.
>>
PACKAGES. >> EXACTLY!
>>
>> EXACTLY! >> WHO IS THAT WITH RICKY?
>>
>> WHO IS THAT WITH RICKY? >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M JUST
ABOUT
>> I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M JUST ABOUT READY TO FIND OUT.
>>
ABOUT READY TO FIND OUT. >> HI, THIS IS MY MOM.
>>
>> HI, THIS IS MY MOM. >> YOUR MOM?
YOU
>> YOUR MOM? YOU GONNA BUY A LOCKER TODAY?
>>
YOU GONNA BUY A LOCKER TODAY? >> I MIGHT BUY THEM ALL.
>>
>> I MIGHT BUY THEM ALL. >> OH, REALLY.
OKAY,
>> OH, REALLY. OKAY, GRANNY.
YOU
OKAY, GRANNY. YOU LOOKING FOR A FIGHT?
IT'S
YOU LOOKING FOR A FIGHT? IT'S ON.
YOU'VE
IT'S ON. YOU'VE GOT SOME COMPETITION
RIGHT
YOU'VE GOT SOME COMPETITION RIGHT HERE.
I'M
RIGHT HERE. I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW.
>>
I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW. >> THANKS.
>>
>> THANKS. >> OH, MAN.
>>
>> OH, MAN. >> LOOK LIKE FUR IS GONNA FLY
TODAY.
>>
TODAY. >> MY EYES ARE ON YOU.
I'M
>> MY EYES ARE ON YOU. I'M WATCHING YOU TODAY.
>>
I'M WATCHING YOU TODAY. >> YOU'D BETTER.
>>
>> YOU'D BETTER. >> SHE'S A LITTLE FEISTY LITTLE
THING.
>>
THING. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
HERE
GENTLEMEN. HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S
AUCTION.
THE
AUCTION. THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO,
WE'RE
THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GOING TO OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
WE'RE GOING TO OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE WILL BE NO STEPPING
INSIDE,
THERE WILL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO
TOUCHING
INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES.
ARE
TOUCHING ANY BOXES. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
[cheers
>> YEAH! [cheers and applause]
>>
[cheers and applause] >> HAMMER UP. LET'S GO!
>>
>> HAMMER UP. LET'S GO! >> SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT THE BINGO
HALL?
>>
HALL? >> OH, [bleep].
HERE
>> OH, [bleep]. HERE SHE GOES.
>>
HERE SHE GOES. >> LESA BETTER SLOW HER ROLL.
SHE
>> LESA BETTER SLOW HER ROLL. SHE TANGLE WITH MOM, SHE'S GOT
NO
SHE TANGLE WITH MOM, SHE'S GOT NO CLUE WHAT SHE'S IN FOR.
[cheers
NO CLUE WHAT SHE'S IN FOR. [cheers and applause]
>>
[cheers and applause] >> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT.
SHOW
ABOUT. SHOW ME WHAT YOU SEE IN HERE.
>>
SHOW ME WHAT YOU SEE IN HERE. >> ANTIQUE DRESSER THERE.
LOOKS
>> ANTIQUE DRESSER THERE. LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY NICE LOCKER.
>>
LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY NICE LOCKER. >> SO YOU GOT TO GO HARD ON THIS
ONE.
>>
ONE. >> GREAT CHAIR TO UPHOLSTER.
A
>> GREAT CHAIR TO UPHOLSTER. A LOT OF FURNITURE.
THIS
A LOT OF FURNITURE. THIS COULD BRING HOME THE BACON
FOR
THIS COULD BRING HOME THE BACON FOR SURE.
>>
FOR SURE. >> THERE'S A PLETHORA OF BOXES
THAT
>> THERE'S A PLETHORA OF BOXES THAT I DON'T THINK THAT THIS WAS
THE
THAT I DON'T THINK THAT THIS WAS THE ONE THAT I DREAMT ABOUT
BECAUSE
THE ONE THAT I DREAMT ABOUT BECAUSE THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH
FOR
BECAUSE THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE.
>>
FOR ME TO HANDLE. >> OH, I LIKE THAT BED.
THAT
>> OH, I LIKE THAT BED. THAT IS GREAT.
IT'S
THAT IS GREAT. IT'S SOLID WOOD.
>>
IT'S SOLID WOOD. >> I HEARD SOMEBODY ELSE TALKIN'
ABOUT
>> I HEARD SOMEBODY ELSE TALKIN' ABOUT THIS UNIT, TOO, AND THEY
WANT
ABOUT THIS UNIT, TOO, AND THEY WANT IT PRETTY BAD.
WE'LL
WANT IT PRETTY BAD. WE'LL RUN HER UP AND WE'LL DROP
IT
WE'LL RUN HER UP AND WE'LL DROP IT ON HER JUST LIKE A HOUSE.
>>
IT ON HER JUST LIKE A HOUSE. >> THANK YOU, SON.
I'VE
>> THANK YOU, SON. I'VE TAUGHT YOU RIGHT.
>>
I'VE TAUGHT YOU RIGHT. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 10x20 UNIT.
[auctioneering]
$100.
[auctioneering] $100. NOW 200.
>>
$100. NOW 200. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> 200 THERE, NOW 300.
>>
>> 200 THERE, NOW 300. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 300, NOW 400.
400,
>> 300, NOW 400. 400, NOW 500.
>>
400, NOW 500. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> 500, NOW 600.
>>
>> 500, NOW 600. >> BRING IT.
>>
>> BRING IT. >> 600, NOW 700, NOW 700.
NOW
>> 600, NOW 700, NOW 700. NOW 800.
NOW
NOW 800. NOW 900.
NOW
NOW 900. NOW 1,000.
>>
NOW 1,000. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,000, NOW 1,100.
1,100,
>> 1,000, NOW 1,100. 1,100, NOW 1,200.
>>
1,100, NOW 1,200. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> 1,300, WILL YOU GIVE 1300?
>>
>> 1,300, WILL YOU GIVE 1300? >> BRING IT.
>>
>> BRING IT. >> 1,300, NOW 1,400.
1,400,
>> 1,300, NOW 1,400. 1,400, NOW 1,500.
>>
1,400, NOW 1,500. >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> 1,500, NOW 1,600.
>>
>> 1,500, NOW 1,600. >> NO, NO, NO. BRING IT!
>>
>> NO, NO, NO. BRING IT! >> NOW 1,700.
1,700
>> NOW 1,700. 1,700 GOING ONCE, 1,700 GOING
TWICE.
SOLD
TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT HERE.
$1,600.
SOLD
$1,600. SOLD AT $1,600 RIGHT HERE.
>>
SOLD AT $1,600 RIGHT HERE. >> WE GOT THIS ONE.
AND
>> WE GOT THIS ONE. AND RICKY AND HIS GRAY-HEADED
MAMA
AND RICKY AND HIS GRAY-HEADED MAMA DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE.
>>
MAMA DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE. >> HONEY, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
FELL
>> HONEY, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT ONE.
OLDEST
FELL FOR THAT ONE. OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK.
>>
OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK. >> I WROTE THAT BOOK.
IT
>> I WROTE THAT BOOK. IT AIN'T THAT OLD.
[laughs]
>>
[cheers
[cheers and applause]
>>
[cheers and applause] >> THIS IS AN ABANDONED UNIT,
FOLKS.
>>
FOLKS. >> I SEE WHY.
>>
>> I SEE WHY. >> TRASH.
>>
>> TRASH. >> NO.
>>
>> NO. >> THIS IS PROBABLY GONNA GO FOR
REALLY
>> THIS IS PROBABLY GONNA GO FOR REALLY CHEAP.
WE'VE
REALLY CHEAP. WE'VE GOT A BIG CABINET.
THE
WE'VE GOT A BIG CABINET. THE SIDES OF THAT ARE GOOD SOLID
WOOD.
I
WOOD. I THINK I SEE SOME INVESTMENT
POTENTIAL
I THINK I SEE SOME INVESTMENT POTENTIAL HERE.
>>
POTENTIAL HERE. >> ANYBODY ELSE NEED A LOOK?
>>
>> ANYBODY ELSE NEED A LOOK? >> [laughing]
>>
>> [laughing] >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET'S SELL A LITTLE
FURNITURE
GENTLEMEN, LET'S SELL A LITTLE FURNITURE LOCKER HERE.
[auctioneering]
25,
[auctioneering] 25, 25...25, 50.
50,
25, 25...25, 50. 50, NOW 75, NOW 100.
>>
50, NOW 75, NOW 100. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 100, NOW 125.
125.
IS
125. IS THAT A NO?
125,
IS THAT A NO? 125, 125.
ANYBODY
125, 125. ANYBODY ELSE?
125
ANYBODY ELSE? 125 GOING ONCE.
GOING
125 GOING ONCE. GOING TWICE.
SOLD
GOING TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT HERE.
$100
SOLD IT RIGHT HERE. $100 BILL RIGHT HERE.
>>
$100 BILL RIGHT HERE. >> STEAL OF THE DAY.
THAT'S
>> STEAL OF THE DAY. THAT'S WHAT I CALL EASY
PICKIN'S.
[cheers
PICKIN'S. [cheers and applause]
>>
[cheers and applause] >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> OKAY, I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT'S
>> OKAY, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT'S A GOOD PIECE OF FURNITURE
RIGHT
THAT'S A GOOD PIECE OF FURNITURE RIGHT THERE.
>>
RIGHT THERE. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> WONDERFUL.
LET'S
>> WONDERFUL. LET'S TRY FOR IT.
>>
LET'S TRY FOR IT. >> WHAT DO YOU SEE THAT'S GOING
TO
>> WHAT DO YOU SEE THAT'S GOING TO WORK IN THE STORE FOR US?
>>
TO WORK IN THE STORE FOR US? >> RIGHT NOW, I SEE ALL THEM
CHAIRS
>> RIGHT NOW, I SEE ALL THEM CHAIRS ARE GONNA WORK BECAUSE
WE
CHAIRS ARE GONNA WORK BECAUSE WE HAVE TABLES WITH NO CHAIRS.
>>
WE HAVE TABLES WITH NO CHAIRS. >> GOOD EYE.
GOOD
>> GOOD EYE. GOOD POINT.
>>
GOOD POINT. >> I'M REALLY LIKING THAT BIG
CABINET
>> I'M REALLY LIKING THAT BIG CABINET IN THE BACK.
IT
CABINET IN THE BACK. IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S ON TOP OF A
DRESSER.
VINTAGE
DRESSER. VINTAGE PRINTS AND FRAMES.
IT'S
VINTAGE PRINTS AND FRAMES. IT'S PRETTY INTRIGUING.
>>
IT'S PRETTY INTRIGUING. >> OH, MY GOSH.
ALL
>> OH, MY GOSH. ALL THESE BOXES ARE EXACTLY HOW
I
ALL THESE BOXES ARE EXACTLY HOW I DREAMT IT LAST NIGHT.
I
I DREAMT IT LAST NIGHT. I THINK THIS LOCKER IS MEANT FOR
ME.
I
ME. I MUST BE SLEEPWALKING BECAUSE
THE
I MUST BE SLEEPWALKING BECAUSE THE DREAM IS REAL.
>>
THE DREAM IS REAL. >> SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO SAVE A
LITTLE
>> SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO SAVE A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY FOR THE HIP
REPLACEMENT
LITTLE BIT OF MONEY FOR THE HIP REPLACEMENT THAT YOU MIGHT BE
NEEDING
REPLACEMENT THAT YOU MIGHT BE NEEDING SOON.
>>
NEEDING SOON. >> YOU BETTER SAVE YOURS FOR A
FACELIFT.
>>
FACELIFT. >> OH, HO!
>>
>> OH, HO! >> SERIOUSLY?
>>
>> SERIOUSLY? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> OWW!
>>
>> OWW! >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SELLIN' A LITTLE
FURNITURE
GENTLEMEN, SELLIN' A LITTLE FURNITURE LOCKER HERE.
$100
FURNITURE LOCKER HERE. $100 BILL.
100
$100 BILL. 100 THERE, NOW 25.
>>
100 THERE, NOW 25. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 125 THERE, NOW 150.
>>
>> 125 THERE, NOW 150. >> BRING IT.
>>
>> BRING IT. >> NOW 175.
>>
>> NOW 175. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 200, 200, 200.
NOW
>> NOW 200, 200, 200. NOW 225.
NOW
NOW 225. NOW 250. 250.
>>
NOW 250. 250. >> BRING IT.
>>
>> BRING IT. >> 250, NOW 275.
>>
>> 250, NOW 275. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> 275, NOW 300.
300
>> 275, NOW 300. 300 GOING ONCE.
300
300 GOING ONCE. 300 GOING TWICE.
>>
300 GOING TWICE. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 300, NOW 325.
NOW
>> 300, NOW 325. NOW 350.
350
NOW 350. 350 GOING ONCE.
350
350 GOING ONCE. 350 TWICE.
SOLD
350 TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT HERE FOR $325,
LADIES
SOLD IT RIGHT HERE FOR $325, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
>>
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. >> WHEN THE DREAM LOCKER CALLS,
NOBODY
>> WHEN THE DREAM LOCKER CALLS, NOBODY GETS IN MY WAY.
JUST
NOBODY GETS IN MY WAY. JUST STEP ASIDE, PLEASE.
I'M
JUST STEP ASIDE, PLEASE. I'M GONNA SKIP THE NEXT LOCKER,
TAKE
I'M GONNA SKIP THE NEXT LOCKER, TAKE A LOOK IN HERE AND SEE IF
MY
TAKE A LOOK IN HERE AND SEE IF MY DREAM WAS RIGHT ON THE MONEY.
WHOA,
MY DREAM WAS RIGHT ON THE MONEY. WHOA, THIS IS HEAVY.
THAT'S
WHOA, THIS IS HEAVY. THAT'S A GOOD SIGN.
DANG
THAT'S A GOOD SIGN. DANG IT.
CHIPPED
DANG IT. CHIPPED DISHES.
NEXT.
SPICES.
[laughing]
PLASTIC
[laughing] PLASTIC DISHES.
TO
PLASTIC DISHES. TO THE TRASH.
MORE
TO THE TRASH. MORE FREAKING POTS AND PANS.
SICK!
THIS
SICK! THIS DREAM HAS TURNED INTO A
NIGHTMARE.
THIS
NIGHTMARE. THIS ONE I NOTICED RIGHT AWAY.
EVERYBODY
THIS ONE I NOTICED RIGHT AWAY. EVERYBODY LOOKS FOR BAR STOOLS.
I
EVERYBODY LOOKS FOR BAR STOOLS. I COULD PROBABLY SELL THIS FOR,
I
I COULD PROBABLY SELL THIS FOR, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE 50 BUCKS.
ALL
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE 50 BUCKS. ALL RIGHT, THERE'S A SET OF
THESE.
IF
THESE. IF I MAKE THESE MODERN WITH A
PIECE
IF I MAKE THESE MODERN WITH A PIECE OF GLASS ON TOP, COULD
SELL
PIECE OF GLASS ON TOP, COULD SELL FOR, EASILY, 125 BUCKS
EACH.
THIS
EACH. THIS IS COOL.
IT'S
THIS IS COOL. IT'S VERY VINTAGE.
MAYBE
IT'S VERY VINTAGE. MAYBE ONE OF THE FIRST TVs THAT
THEY
MAYBE ONE OF THE FIRST TVs THAT THEY MADE.
I'D
THEY MADE. I'D SELL THIS FOR AT LEAST 100
BUCKS.
THIS
BUCKS. THIS CUSHION IS COOL.
THE
THIS CUSHION IS COOL. THE FABRIC IS VINTAGE.
I'D
THE FABRIC IS VINTAGE. I'D SELL IT FOR 150.
WE'RE
I'D SELL IT FOR 150. WE'RE DOING BETTER, BUT NOWHERE
CLOSE
WE'RE DOING BETTER, BUT NOWHERE CLOSE TO
AWESOME!
COOL.
I
COOL. I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS, LIKE, A
WHOLE
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS, LIKE, A WHOLE LITTLE GAME CENTER 'CAUSE
THERE'S
WHOLE LITTLE GAME CENTER 'CAUSE THERE'S CHESS PIECES, THERE'S
HORSES
THERE'S CHESS PIECES, THERE'S HORSES AND THEN THERE'S
THIS
HORSES AND THEN THERE'S THIS ROULETTE PIECE.
THIS
THIS ROULETTE PIECE. THIS COULD BE THE BOX THAT MAKES
MY
THIS COULD BE THE BOX THAT MAKES MY DREAMS COME TRUE.
THIS
MY DREAMS COME TRUE. THIS COULD EASILY BE WORTH A LOT
OF
THIS COULD EASILY BE WORTH A LOT OF MONEY.
I
OF MONEY. I THINK THAT I SHOULD DEFINITELY
GET
I THINK THAT I SHOULD DEFINITELY GET THIS CHECKED OUT.
READY.
GET THIS CHECKED OUT. READY. SET. GO.
[hums]
HORSE
[hums] HORSE RACES.
PHOTO
HORSE RACES. PHOTO FINISH.
THE
PHOTO FINISH. THE RED ONE WINS.
[laughs]
[cheers
[laughs] [cheers and applause]
>>
[cheers and applause] >> GRAPE JELLY.
>>
>> GRAPE JELLY. >> LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF
FURNITURE
>> LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF FURNITURE IN HERE.
I
FURNITURE IN HERE. I CAN TURN IT AROUND, MAKE
1,000.
MY
1,000. MY HUSBAND WOULD AGREE, THIS IS
A
MY HUSBAND WOULD AGREE, THIS IS A GREAT INVESTMENT FOR ME.
EXCEPT
A GREAT INVESTMENT FOR ME. EXCEPT FOR THAT JELLY.
>>
EXCEPT FOR THAT JELLY. >> I SEE A LOT OF FURNITURE, BUT
THIS
>> I SEE A LOT OF FURNITURE, BUT THIS WASN'T CALLING TO ME IN MY
DREAMS
THIS WASN'T CALLING TO ME IN MY DREAMS WHATSOEVER.
>>
DREAMS WHATSOEVER. >> PUFFY.
THANKS
>> PUFFY. THANKS FOR THE LAST LOCKER.
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> I WANT THIS LOCKER.
DON'T
>> I WANT THIS LOCKER. DON'T LET LESA GET IT.
>>
DON'T LET LESA GET IT. >> I THINK YOU'RE LETTING YOUR
EGO
>> I THINK YOU'RE LETTING YOUR EGO GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR
THINKING.
>>
THINKING. >> I WANT THIS LOCKER.
I
>> I WANT THIS LOCKER. I DON'T CARE WHO GETS IN THE
WAY.
DO
WAY. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
>>
DO YOU UNDERSTAND? >> GO FOR IT, PUFFY.
YOU
>> GO FOR IT, PUFFY. YOU GOT THIS LOCKER.
>>
YOU GOT THIS LOCKER. >> I'M GONNA GET IT.
>>
>> I'M GONNA GET IT. >> JERRY, WHAT IS IN THIS LOCKER
THAT
>> JERRY, WHAT IS IN THIS LOCKER THAT WE CAN USE AT THE STORE?
THAT'S
THAT WE CAN USE AT THE STORE? THAT'S THE IMPORTANT THING.
>>
THAT'S THE IMPORTANT THING. >> FIRST THING, GET OFF ME.
THEN
>> FIRST THING, GET OFF ME. THEN I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S IN
THIS
THEN I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S IN THIS LOCKER.
YOU'VE
THIS LOCKER. YOU'VE GOT A WASHER AND DRYER.
YOU
YOU'VE GOT A WASHER AND DRYER. YOU GOT A DRESSER OVER HERE.
WE'VE
YOU GOT A DRESSER OVER HERE. WE'VE GOT FOUR DRAWERS.
>>
WE'VE GOT FOUR DRAWERS. >> OKAY.
WE'LL
>> OKAY. WE'LL HAVE TO OUT-DO PUFFY.
>>
WE'LL HAVE TO OUT-DO PUFFY. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SELLIN' A LITTLE
APPLIANCE
GENTLEMEN, SELLIN' A LITTLE APPLIANCE UNIT HERE.
25.
25,
25. 25, NOW $50.
50,
25, NOW $50. 50, NOW 75.
>>
50, NOW 75. >> BRING IT.
>>
>> BRING IT. >> NOW 100. HE SAYS NO.
>>
>> NOW 100. HE SAYS NO. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> 100, NOW 125.
>>
>> 100, NOW 125. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> NOW 175.
>>
>> NOW 175. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> 175 NOW 200.
>>
>> 175 NOW 200. >> BRING IT.
>>
>> BRING IT. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> 225, NOW 250.
>>
>> 225, NOW 250. >> BRING IT.
>>
>> BRING IT. >> 250, NOW 275.
>>
>> 250, NOW 275. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> NOW 300.
NOW
>> NOW 300. NOW 300, 300, 300.
I'M
NOW 300, 300, 300. I'M GONNA SELL IT.
300
I'M GONNA SELL IT. 300 GOING TWICE.
SOLD
300 GOING TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $275.
$275.
>>
$275. >> DON'T MESS WITH MAMA.
I
>> DON'T MESS WITH MAMA. I SAID I WAS GETTING IT AND WE
DID.
YOU
DID. YOU CAN CRAWL BACK UNDER THAT
ROCK
YOU CAN CRAWL BACK UNDER THAT ROCK NOW, LESA.
>>
ROCK NOW, LESA. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
THANK
GENTLEMEN. THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO
TODAY'S
THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION.
UNTIL
TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN!
>>
UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN! >> TODAY I'M ALL ABOUT RETURN ON
INVESTMENT.
AND
INVESTMENT. AND SINCE I ONLY PAID A HUNDRED
BUCKS,
AND SINCE I ONLY PAID A HUNDRED BUCKS, ODDS ARE DEFINITELY IN MY
FAVOR.
THIS
FAVOR. THIS IS RANDOM AND TRASH.
THIS
THIS IS RANDOM AND TRASH. THIS IS DEFINITELY TRASH.
RUSTY
THIS IS DEFINITELY TRASH. RUSTY OLD HIGHCHAIR.
SO
RUSTY OLD HIGHCHAIR. SO GREAT.
FIRST
SO GREAT. FIRST THREE ITEMS ARE JUNK.
PROBABLY
FIRST THREE ITEMS ARE JUNK. PROBABLY GONNA COST ME TO THROW
THOSE
PROBABLY GONNA COST ME TO THROW THOSE OUT.
BUT
THOSE OUT. BUT THIS GUY--OH, NO.
OKAY,
BUT THIS GUY--OH, NO. OKAY, THIS IS VERY DECEIVING.
IT
OKAY, THIS IS VERY DECEIVING. IT LOOKS LIKE A REALLY NICE TV
CABINET
IT LOOKS LIKE A REALLY NICE TV CABINET THAT I COULD MAKE INTO
SOMETHING
CABINET THAT I COULD MAKE INTO SOMETHING OR PAINT, BUT PARTICLE
BOARD.
THIS
BOARD. THIS IS THE ONE PIECE I WAS
BANKING
THIS IS THE ONE PIECE I WAS BANKING ON, AND IT'S WORTH
EXACTLY
BANKING ON, AND IT'S WORTH EXACTLY NOTHING.
ALL
EXACTLY NOTHING. ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE.
OKAY,
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE. OKAY, COOL.
THESE
OKAY, COOL. THESE ARE MADE OUT OF WOOD.
A
THESE ARE MADE OUT OF WOOD. A PAIR OF SIDE TABLES HERE.
DEFINITELY
A PAIR OF SIDE TABLES HERE. DEFINITELY NEED A COAT OF PAINT
AND
DEFINITELY NEED A COAT OF PAINT AND SOME SANDING.
$30
AND SOME SANDING. $30 APIECE.
I'M
$30 APIECE. I'M NOT EVEN AT $100, AND LOOK
WHAT
I'M NOT EVEN AT $100, AND LOOK WHAT I HAVE LEFT.
MAYBE
WHAT I HAVE LEFT. MAYBE THERE WILL BE SOMETHING
AMAZING
MAYBE THERE WILL BE SOMETHING AMAZING IN HERE.
I
AMAZING IN HERE. I MEAN, I GOT FOUR BOTTLES OF
NOTHING
I MEAN, I GOT FOUR BOTTLES OF NOTHING I NEED.
THIS
NOTHING I NEED. THIS BOX IS EVEN BROKEN.
WHAT
THIS BOX IS EVEN BROKEN. WHAT WAS I THINKING?
ALL
WHAT WAS I THINKING? ALL RIGHT.
WE'VE
ALL RIGHT. WE'VE GOT A PRINT OF AN
IMPRESSIONISTIC
WE'VE GOT A PRINT OF AN IMPRESSIONISTIC PAINTING IN A
CHEAP
IMPRESSIONISTIC PAINTING IN A CHEAP FRAME.
$15.
HOLD
$15. HOLD ON.
I
HOLD ON. I JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA.
I
I JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA. I CAN DO AN ORIGINAL JENNY
GRUMBLES
I CAN DO AN ORIGINAL JENNY GRUMBLES PAINTING.
USE
GRUMBLES PAINTING. USE THIS WOOD FOR LIKE THE
CANVAS.
MAKE
CANVAS. MAKE AN AMAZING FRAME OUT OF ALL
THIS
MAKE AN AMAZING FRAME OUT OF ALL THIS TRIM.
I
THIS TRIM. I MEAN, I'VE BEEN PAINTING SINCE
I
I MEAN, I'VE BEEN PAINTING SINCE I WAS 16, SELLING THEM.
I
I WAS 16, SELLING THEM. I JUST HAVEN'T REALLY FOCUSED ON
THAT
I JUST HAVEN'T REALLY FOCUSED ON THAT BECAUSE I'VE BEEN SO BUSY
DOING
THAT BECAUSE I'VE BEEN SO BUSY DOING THE STORE.
NORMALLY
DOING THE STORE. NORMALLY WITH MY PAINTED
FURNITURE,
NORMALLY WITH MY PAINTED FURNITURE, THE FURNITURE IS
WHAT'S
FURNITURE, THE FURNITURE IS WHAT'S IMPORTANT.
THIS
WHAT'S IMPORTANT. THIS TIME, IT'S GONNA BE THE
PAINT.
THIS
PAINT. THIS IS TOO TALL.
OKAY.
AS
OKAY. AS LONG AS I KEEP THE BIG PIECES
INTACT.
>>
INTACT. >> HURRY UP, GUYS.
WE
>> HURRY UP, GUYS. WE WANT TO GET THIS DONE FAST.
>>
WE WANT TO GET THIS DONE FAST. >> WE'RE BACK AT THE LOCKER THAT
MOM
>> WE'RE BACK AT THE LOCKER THAT MOM AND I BOUGHT FOR 275, AND I
HOPE
MOM AND I BOUGHT FOR 275, AND I HOPE IT'S THE MOTHER LODE.
TABLE
HOPE IT'S THE MOTHER LODE. TABLE AND FOUR CHAIRS.
THIS
TABLE AND FOUR CHAIRS. THIS WILL BRING 150 BUCKS.
>>
THIS WILL BRING 150 BUCKS. >> REFRIGERATOR, GOOD GASKETS.
>>
>> REFRIGERATOR, GOOD GASKETS. >> $200.
THREE
>> $200. THREE COFFEE END TABLES.
$150
THREE COFFEE END TABLES. $150 FOR THE SET.
>>
$150 FOR THE SET. >> YEAH. I WANT TO SEE THAT.
>>
>> YEAH. I WANT TO SEE THAT. >> IS THAT ALUMINUM OR IS THAT
METAL?
>>
METAL? >> THIS IS NICE.
>>
>> THIS IS NICE. >> IT WILL BRING 75.
>>
>> IT WILL BRING 75. >> THIS COULD GO IN MY SHOP, AND
I'D
>> THIS COULD GO IN MY SHOP, AND I'D GET ABOUT $150-$200.
>>
I'D GET ABOUT $150-$200. >> I'LL SELL IT TO YOU.
>>
>> I'LL SELL IT TO YOU. >> REMEMBER WHERE YOU CAME FROM.
>>
>> REMEMBER WHERE YOU CAME FROM. >> HOW WELL I DO, MOTHER.
YOU
>> HOW WELL I DO, MOTHER. YOU REMIND ME DAILY.
WASHER
YOU REMIND ME DAILY. WASHER AND DRYER SET. 225.
WE
WASHER AND DRYER SET. 225. WE FOUND ANOTHER END TABLE, SO
THAT'S
WE FOUND ANOTHER END TABLE, SO THAT'S ANOTHER 50 BUCKS.
>>
THAT'S ANOTHER 50 BUCKS. >> OKAY, HERE'S A SOFA HARVEST
TABLE.
>>
TABLE. >> RIGHT.
$75.
>>
$75. >> HEY, RICKY, THIS WOULD LOOK
REAL
>> HEY, RICKY, THIS WOULD LOOK REAL GOOD ON YOU.
LEATHER
REAL GOOD ON YOU. LEATHER AND FUR.
>>
LEATHER AND FUR. >> THAT'S A PIMP STARTER KIT.
>>
>> THAT'S A PIMP STARTER KIT. >> TRY IT ON.
OH,
>> TRY IT ON. OH, YES, DARLING.
THAT
OH, YES, DARLING. THAT LOOKS SO CUTE.
TURN
THAT LOOKS SO CUTE. TURN AROUND AND LET ME SEE HOW
YOU
TURN AROUND AND LET ME SEE HOW YOU LOOK.
YAY.
>>
YAY. >> GET THIS THING OFF OF ME.
>>
>> GET THIS THING OFF OF ME. >> THAT'S $125 COAT.
OH,
OH, MY
OH, MY LORD.
>>
OH, MY LORD. >> WELL, I GOT THE--
>>
>> WELL, I GOT THE-- >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
SHE'S
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? SHE'S LOSING HER GUTS.
>>
SHE'S LOSING HER GUTS. >> THIS IS HER HEAD.
>>
>> THIS IS HER HEAD. >> NO [bleep].
>>
>> NO [bleep]. >> WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT.
>>
>> WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT. >> ♪ THE HEAD BONE'S CONNECTED
TO
>> ♪ THE HEAD BONE'S CONNECTED TO THE SHOULDER BONE ♪
YOU
TO THE SHOULDER BONE ♪ YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO DO?
HAVE
YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO DO? HAVE THIS CHECKED OUT.
>>
HAVE THIS CHECKED OUT. >> YEAH, WE DO.
'CAUSE
>> YEAH, WE DO. 'CAUSE THIS IS NICE.
I
'CAUSE THIS IS NICE. I KNOW A DOCTOR FRIEND OF MINE
WHO
I KNOW A DOCTOR FRIEND OF MINE WHO CAN TELL US EXACTLY WHAT OUR
LITTLE
WHO CAN TELL US EXACTLY WHAT OUR LITTLE BUDDY IS WORTH.
>>
LITTLE BUDDY IS WORTH. >> MOTHER, CAN YOU BELIEVE WE
GOT
>> MOTHER, CAN YOU BELIEVE WE GOT THIS FOR $275?
>>
GOT THIS FOR $275? >> THIS IS WHY WE DO THIS.
PROS
>> THIS IS WHY WE DO THIS. PROS KNOW HOW TO BUY.
>>
PROS KNOW HOW TO BUY. >> THAT'S GOOD.
>>
>> THAT'S GOOD. >> YEAH.
WE'RE
>> YEAH. WE'RE TAKING MY LOCKER, OR
SHOULD
WE'RE TAKING MY LOCKER, OR SHOULD I SAY JERRY'S LOCKER,
BACK
SHOULD I SAY JERRY'S LOCKER, BACK TO MY NEW STORE.
>>
BACK TO MY NEW STORE. >> WHAT ABOUT MY RAISE?
A
>> WHAT ABOUT MY RAISE? A PIECE OF THE PIE.
>>
A PIECE OF THE PIE. >> IF YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS
PIE--
>>
PIE-- >> IT'S GOT TO COME OUT OF THIS
TRAILER.
>>
TRAILER. >> THAT'S ONE.
AND
>> THAT'S ONE. AND IT'S GOT TO CALCULATE--I'VE
GOT
AND IT'S GOT TO CALCULATE--I'VE GOT TO CALCULATE SOME BIG
FIGURES.
>>
FIGURES. >> AIR COMPRESSOR.
>>
>> AIR COMPRESSOR. >> AIR COMPRESSOR, 30 BUCKS.
WELDING
>> AIR COMPRESSOR, 30 BUCKS. WELDING MACHINE.
>>
WELDING MACHINE. >> THAT'S AT LEAST $400.
THIS
>> THAT'S AT LEAST $400. THIS IS MOTOR PULLER HERE, LESA.
THAT'S
THIS IS MOTOR PULLER HERE, LESA. THAT'S $75.
>>
THAT'S $75. >> TWO BLOWERS.
SO
>> TWO BLOWERS. SO LET'S DO 50 BUCKS FOR BOTH.
THIS
SO LET'S DO 50 BUCKS FOR BOTH. THIS IS ABOUT A $150 TILE
CUTTER.
>>
CUTTER. >> AIR HOSE.
[sniffs]
>> AIR HOSE. [sniffs] SMELLS NEW.
>>
[sniffs] SMELLS NEW. >> SMELLS NEW.
>>
>> SMELLS NEW. >> AT LEAST 50 BUCKS FOR THAT.
LARIAT
>> AT LEAST 50 BUCKS FOR THAT. LARIAT ROPE.
HEY,
LARIAT ROPE. HEY, I KNOW SOME COWBOYS THAT
PAY
HEY, I KNOW SOME COWBOYS THAT PAY GOOD MONEY FOR THIS.
[laughter]
>>
[laughter] >> RUN!
OKAY,
>> RUN! OKAY, HOW MUCH?
>>
OKAY, HOW MUCH? >> 30 BUCKS FOR JUST THIS ROPE.
>>
>> 30 BUCKS FOR JUST THIS ROPE. >> both: TEXAS LAMP.
>>
>> both: TEXAS LAMP. >> BRAND-NEW, IN THE BOX.
>>
>> BRAND-NEW, IN THE BOX. >> IT'S GOING TO MY HOUSE.
>>
>> IT'S GOING TO MY HOUSE. >> 45.
WHY
>> 45. WHY DOES LESA ALWAYS GOT TO TAKE
STUFF
WHY DOES LESA ALWAYS GOT TO TAKE STUFF HOME?
THAT'S
STUFF HOME? THAT'S PART OF THE PIE.
>>
THAT'S PART OF THE PIE. >> AMPLIFIER.
80
>> AMPLIFIER. 80 BUCKS?
>>
80 BUCKS? >> 80 BUCKS.
DAMN!
>>
DAMN! >> OH!
TELESCOPEY.
THAT
TELESCOPEY. THAT 250.
>>
THAT 250. >> THIS IS A CLASSIC.
75.
>>
75. >> THESE ARE SOME REALLY NICE
LOUVERS.
AT
LOUVERS. AT LEAST 25 BUCKS APIECE FOR
THESE.
>>
THESE. >> WE GOT 12 OF THESE.
12
>> WE GOT 12 OF THESE. 12 TIMES 25.
>>
12 TIMES 25. >> 300.
>>
>> 300. >> CLEAN, NICE FREEZER.
100
>> CLEAN, NICE FREEZER. 100 BUCKS.
>>
100 BUCKS. >> TWIN POSTER BED.
ABOUT
>> TWIN POSTER BED. ABOUT 100 BUCKS?
AND
ABOUT 100 BUCKS? AND WE'RE NOT DONE.
WE'VE
AND WE'RE NOT DONE. WE'VE GOT BOXES AND BOXES OF
MISCELLANEOUS
WE'VE GOT BOXES AND BOXES OF MISCELLANEOUS STUFF.
ADD
MISCELLANEOUS STUFF. ADD ANOTHER 750 BUCKS.
LOOK,
ADD ANOTHER 750 BUCKS. LOOK, JERRY.
LOOK
LOOK, JERRY. LOOK WHAT WE DID TODAY.
>>
LOOK WHAT WE DID TODAY. >> THAT'S GOOD.
>>
>> THAT'S GOOD. >> THINK YOU DID A GOOD JOB
STEPPING
>> THINK YOU DID A GOOD JOB STEPPING IT UP.
>>
STEPPING IT UP. >> OKAY, THEN I NEED YOU TO
COUGH
>> OKAY, THEN I NEED YOU TO COUGH IT UP.
[both
COUGH IT UP. [both laugh]
>>
[both laugh] >> OKAY, 5%.
>>
>> OKAY, 5%. >> WHERE THAT COMING FROM?
>>
>> WHERE THAT COMING FROM? >> FROM THE HEART.
IT'S
>> FROM THE HEART. IT'S COMING FROM THIS HEART
RIGHT
IT'S COMING FROM THIS HEART RIGHT HERE.
>>
RIGHT HERE. >> CUT IT OUT.
>>
>> CUT IT OUT. >> WHAT'S A COOL OLD BRIEFCASE
FULL
>> WHAT'S A COOL OLD BRIEFCASE FULL OF GAMES AND GAMBLING STUFF
WORTH?
SO
WORTH? SO I'M AT MARGARITAVILLE CASINO
TO
SO I'M AT MARGARITAVILLE CASINO TO SEE KEVIN, THE PIT MANAGER.
>>
TO SEE KEVIN, THE PIT MANAGER. >> THE INFAMOUS SUITCASE.
LOOKS
>> THE INFAMOUS SUITCASE. LOOKS VERY OLD.
THIS
LOOKS VERY OLD. THIS IS LIKE A CASINO TO-GO.
>>
THIS IS LIKE A CASINO TO-GO. >> SO WHAT GAMES CAN YOU
PLAY
>> SO WHAT GAMES CAN YOU PLAY ON THIS?
>>
PLAY ON THIS? >> IT GOES WITH THE ROULETTE
WHEEL.
>>
WHEEL. >> DO YOU HAVE RUSSIAN ROULETTE?
>>
>> DO YOU HAVE RUSSIAN ROULETTE? >> NO, THERE'S NO RUSSIAN
ROULETTE.
>>
ROULETTE. >> THERE'S ALL THESE DIFFERENT
DICE.
>>
DICE. >> THESE DICE ARE--YOU'RE
PLAYING
>> THESE DICE ARE--YOU'RE PLAYING POKER WITH FIVE DICE
THAT
PLAYING POKER WITH FIVE DICE THAT EACH SIDE HAS GOT A
DIFFERENT
THAT EACH SIDE HAS GOT A DIFFERENT CARD REPRESENTED.
THE
DIFFERENT CARD REPRESENTED. THE ORIGINAL DICE CAME FROM
SHEEP
THE ORIGINAL DICE CAME FROM SHEEP KNUCKLES.
>>
SHEEP KNUCKLES. >> THAT'S CRAZY.
WHERE
>> THAT'S CRAZY. WHERE WOULD THEY GET THESE SHEEP
KNUCKLES?
>>
KNUCKLES? >> WELL, THEY GET THEM FROM
SHEEP,
>> WELL, THEY GET THEM FROM SHEEP, MARY.
MARY,
SHEEP, MARY. MARY, IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF
YOUR
MARY, IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR HORSES ARE MISSING HERE.
>>
YOUR HORSES ARE MISSING HERE. >> HE RAN OFF.
>>
>> HE RAN OFF. >> RAN OFF.
IF
>> RAN OFF. IF THIS WERE A TRAVELING
GAMBLER--
>>
GAMBLER-- >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> OKAY.
ONE
>> OKAY. ONE THING THAT THIS CASE DOES IS
IT
ONE THING THAT THIS CASE DOES IS IT GIVES HIM COVER.
BECAUSE
IT GIVES HIM COVER. BECAUSE IF I'M WALKING DOWN THE
STREET
BECAUSE IF I'M WALKING DOWN THE STREET WITH THIS, I COULD BE
SELLING
STREET WITH THIS, I COULD BE SELLING INSURANCE.
>>
SELLING INSURANCE. >> AH, TRICKERY.
SO
>> AH, TRICKERY. SO HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THAT
THIS
SO HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THAT THIS THING IS WORTH?
>>
THIS THING IS WORTH? >> I'VE SEEN THESE CASES GO FOR
UPWARDS
>> I'VE SEEN THESE CASES GO FOR UPWARDS OF $6,500.
>>
UPWARDS OF $6,500. >> WHAT?
MY
>> WHAT? MY DREAM DID COME TRUE.
I
MY DREAM DID COME TRUE. I JUST HIT THE JACKPOT.
>>
I JUST HIT THE JACKPOT. >> BUT KEEP IN MIND THAT GIVEN
THE
>> BUT KEEP IN MIND THAT GIVEN THE SHAPE OF THE CASE AND THE
FACT
THE SHAPE OF THE CASE AND THE FACT THAT YOU'RE MISSING A FEW
PIECES,
FACT THAT YOU'RE MISSING A FEW PIECES, I WOULD SAY THAT THIS
WOULD
PIECES, I WOULD SAY THAT THIS WOULD BRING...
$500.
>>
$500. >> THAT IS TRICKERY.
YOU
>> THAT IS TRICKERY. YOU CAN'T GO FROM 6,500 TO 500.
>>
YOU CAN'T GO FROM 6,500 TO 500. >> KEEP IN MIND, MARY, THAT THE
HOUSE
>> KEEP IN MIND, MARY, THAT THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS.
>>
HOUSE ALWAYS WINS. >> [laughs]
500
>> [laughs] 500 IS STILL GOOD.
I
500 IS STILL GOOD. I MORE THAN TRIPLED MY MONEY ON
THE
I MORE THAN TRIPLED MY MONEY ON THE LOCKER.
I
THE LOCKER. I THINK I'M GONNA DROP SOME
DOLLARS
I THINK I'M GONNA DROP SOME DOLLARS IN THE ONE-ARMED BANDIT.
[bell]
[gasps]
[bell] [gasps] I WON 20 BUCKS.
TAKE
[gasps] I WON 20 BUCKS. TAKE MY MONEY AND RUN.
>>
>> I'VE
>> I'VE BEEN WORKING DAY AND
NIGHT
>> I'VE BEEN WORKING DAY AND NIGHT TO MAKE A JENNY GRUMBLES
ORIGINAL
NIGHT TO MAKE A JENNY GRUMBLES ORIGINAL PAINTING OUT OF A
CRAPPY
ORIGINAL PAINTING OUT OF A CRAPPY CABINET.
NOW
CRAPPY CABINET. NOW THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
I'M
NOW THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. I'M SHOWING IT TO MY HUSBAND,
LOREN,
I'M SHOWING IT TO MY HUSBAND, LOREN, TO SEE WHAT HE THINKS.
>>
LOREN, TO SEE WHAT HE THINKS. >> WHOA. WHAT IS THIS THING?
>>
>> WHOA. WHAT IS THIS THING? >> TA-DA.
IT'S
>> TA-DA. IT'S A HUGE PAINTING I
>>
>> THAT'S
>> THAT'S AWESOME.
THAT'S
>> THAT'S AWESOME. THAT'S REALLY COOL.
>>
THAT'S REALLY COOL. >> GUESS WHAT I MADE IT OUT OF.
>>
>> GUESS WHAT I MADE IT OUT OF. >> [knocks] THAT'S WOOD.
>>
>> [knocks] THAT'S WOOD. >> IT'S PARTICLE BOARD.
IT
>> IT'S PARTICLE BOARD. IT WAS A BIG CABINET THAT I TOOK
APART,
IT WAS A BIG CABINET THAT I TOOK APART, MADE THE CANVAS FROM AND
THEN
APART, MADE THE CANVAS FROM AND THEN I CUT LITTLE PIECES OF THE
TRIM
THEN I CUT LITTLE PIECES OF THE TRIM ON IT AND PUT IT TOGETHER
TO
TRIM ON IT AND PUT IT TOGETHER TO MAKE THE FRAME.
>>
TO MAKE THE FRAME. >> SO IT'S LIKE TRANSFORMERS.
>>
>> SO IT'S LIKE TRANSFORMERS. >> EXACTLY.
>>
>> EXACTLY. >> IT'S REALLY COOL.
SO
>> IT'S REALLY COOL. SO IS IT GOING IN THE HOUSE?
>>
SO IS IT GOING IN THE HOUSE? >> NO, IT NEEDS TO BE SOLD.
I
>> NO, IT NEEDS TO BE SOLD. I NEED TO HAVE A PROFITABLE
BUSINESS
I NEED TO HAVE A PROFITABLE BUSINESS HERE.
>>
BUSINESS HERE. >> SURE. SO WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO
>> SURE. SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO CHARGE FOR IT?
>>
TO CHARGE FOR IT? >> A NORMAL PAINTING THIS SIZE
UNFRAMED,
>> A NORMAL PAINTING THIS SIZE UNFRAMED, ON CANVAS, I'D SELL
FOR
UNFRAMED, ON CANVAS, I'D SELL FOR $1,900.
>>
FOR $1,900. >> THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
VERY
>> THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. VERY CREATIVE.
THAT'S
VERY CREATIVE. THAT'S COOLER THAN ANY FRAME
THAT
THAT'S COOLER THAN ANY FRAME THAT YOU COULD GO BUY.
I'D
THAT YOU COULD GO BUY. I'D GO 2,500 ON IT.
>>
I'D GO 2,500 ON IT. >> YOU THINK?
>>
>> YOU THINK? >> FOR SURE.
IF
>> FOR SURE. IF YOU SELL IT FOR 2,500, I'LL
BE
IF YOU SELL IT FOR 2,500, I'LL BE COOL WITH IT NOT BEING IN OUR
HOUSE.
>>
HOUSE. >> WELL, I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
I
>> WELL, I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT. I LIKE HOW THIS GUY THINKS.
I'LL
I LIKE HOW THIS GUY THINKS. I'LL PROBABLY KEEP HIM.
>>
I'LL PROBABLY KEEP HIM. >> WHAT'D YOU PAY FOR THE
LOCKER?
>>
LOCKER? >> 125TH OF THAT.
>>
>> 125TH OF THAT. >> SO 100 BUCKS?
>>
>> SO 100 BUCKS? >> YES.
MY
>> YES. MY MATH WAS RIGHT?
>>
MY MATH WAS RIGHT? >> NO. [laughs]
>>
>> NO. [laughs] >> OH.
>>
>> OH. >> BUT I KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH TO
KNOW
>> BUT I KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY.
SO
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY. SO YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE $2,500
ON
SO YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE $2,500 ON A HUNDRED BUCKS.
>>
ON A HUNDRED BUCKS. >> NO, I'M GONNA MAKE $2,400,
FINANCIAL
>> NO, I'M GONNA MAKE $2,400, FINANCIAL ADVISOR.
>>
>> WE'RE
>> WE'RE TAKING OUR LITTLE
SHOW-AND-TELL
>> WE'RE TAKING OUR LITTLE SHOW-AND-TELL FRIEND HERE TO THE
MEDICAL
SHOW-AND-TELL FRIEND HERE TO THE MEDICAL CENTER FOR A CHECK-UP.
FROM
MEDICAL CENTER FOR A CHECK-UP. FROM MARK, MY GYNECOLOGIST.
SHH!
DON'T
SHH! DON'T TELL RICKY.
>>
DON'T TELL RICKY. >> WHAT KIND OF PLACE WE GOT
HERE?
IS
HERE? IS THIS A GIRLY DOCTOR?
>>
IS THIS A GIRLY DOCTOR? >> HE'S AN OB-GYN.
>>
>> HE'S AN OB-GYN. >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
OLD
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? OLD BOY GOT YOU NAKED?
>>
OLD BOY GOT YOU NAKED? >> RICKY.
>>
>> RICKY. >> ALL RIGHT, PUFFY, WHAT YOU
GOT
>> ALL RIGHT, PUFFY, WHAT YOU GOT HERE?
>>
GOT HERE? >> SOMETHING WE FOUND IN A
STORAGE
>> SOMETHING WE FOUND IN A STORAGE LOCKER.
WE
STORAGE LOCKER. WE DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT IT.
MOM
WE DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT IT. MOM SAID SHE KNEW SOMEBODY AND I
JUST
MOM SAID SHE KNEW SOMEBODY AND I JUST DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HER
GYNECOLOGIST.
>>
GYNECOLOGIST. >> A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE,
RICKY?
>>
RICKY? >> IT'S NOT EVERY DAY THAT YOU
MEET
>> IT'S NOT EVERY DAY THAT YOU MEET A GUY THAT'S SEEN YOUR
MOTHER'S
MEET A GUY THAT'S SEEN YOUR MOTHER'S RUNNING GEAR.
>>
MOTHER'S RUNNING GEAR. >> OH, RICKY.
RICKY,
>> OH, RICKY. RICKY, GROW UP!
>>
RICKY, GROW UP! >> IT'S A ANATOMICAL MODEL
FOR
>> IT'S A ANATOMICAL MODEL FOR TEACHING.
THIS
FOR TEACHING. THIS ONE'S KIND OF UNIQUE
BECAUSE
THIS ONE'S KIND OF UNIQUE BECAUSE YOU CAN OPEN THIS UP AND
YOU
BECAUSE YOU CAN OPEN THIS UP AND YOU CAN PULL OFF THE SPECIMENS
SO
YOU CAN PULL OFF THE SPECIMENS SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE
ORGANS
SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE ORGANS ON THE INSIDE.
THE
ORGANS ON THE INSIDE. THE LIVER COMES OUT.
VERY
THE LIVER COMES OUT. VERY WELL DETAILED, AND SAME
THING
VERY WELL DETAILED, AND SAME THING WITH THE STOMACH.
>>
THING WITH THE STOMACH. >> THAT'S THE SIZE OF THE
STOMACH?
>>
STOMACH? >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> I THINK MINE MIGHT BE A
LITTLE
>> I THINK MINE MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIGGER THAN THAT.
>>
LITTLE BIGGER THAN THAT. >> THIS IS A UNISEX MODEL.
THERE'S
>> THIS IS A UNISEX MODEL. THERE'S NO GENITALS--
>>
THERE'S NO GENITALS-- >> [whispers] RICKY, GROW UP.
I
>> [whispers] RICKY, GROW UP. I HAVE A QUESTION.
WHAT
I HAVE A QUESTION. WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS WORTH?
>>
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS WORTH? >> THE RIGHT BUYER WOULD
PROBABLY
>> THE RIGHT BUYER WOULD PROBABLY BE WILLING TO PAY...
$550.
>>
$550. >> YES! THAT'S GREAT.
>>
>> YES! THAT'S GREAT. >> THAT'S GOOD.
>>
>> THAT'S GOOD. >> CONGRATULATIONS.
>>
>> CONGRATULATIONS. >> AREN'T YOU GLAD WE CAME?
>>
>> AREN'T YOU GLAD WE CAME? >> YOU BET.
>>
>> YOU BET. >> AND WE'LL THROW IN A FREE
PAP
>> AND WE'LL THROW IN A FREE PAP SMEAR.
>>
PAP SMEAR. >> WHY YOU POINTING AT ME?
I
>> WHY YOU POINTING AT ME? I AIN'T GOT NO PAP.
>>
I AIN'T GOT NO PAP. >> narrator: THE HERO OF HASLET
WAS
>> narrator: THE HERO OF HASLET WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO TURNED A
CABINET
WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO TURNED A CABINET INTO A CANVAS AND
PAINTED
CABINET INTO A CANVAS AND PAINTED HERSELF A PROFIT OF
ALMOST
PAINTED HERSELF A PROFIT OF ALMOST 2,500 BUCKS.
RICKY
ALMOST 2,500 BUCKS. RICKY AND PUFFY MADE OVER 1,300
BONES
RICKY AND PUFFY MADE OVER 1,300 BONES FROM THEIR ANATOMY MODEL.
LESA
BONES FROM THEIR ANATOMY MODEL. LESA AND JERRY PICKED FIGHTS AND
ALSO
LESA AND JERRY PICKED FIGHTS AND ALSO PICKED A LOCKER THAT EARNED
THEM
ALSO PICKED A LOCKER THAT EARNED THEM ALMOST 900 BUCKS, WHILE
MARY
THEM ALMOST 900 BUCKS, WHILE MARY ROLLED THE DICE ON HER
PORTABLE
MARY ROLLED THE DICE ON HER PORTABLE CASINO AND CASHED OUT
WITH
PORTABLE CASINO AND CASHED OUT WITH ALMOST 750 BUCKS.
>>
WITH ALMOST 750 BUCKS. >> HEY, I THINK YOU JUST PASSED
THE
>> HEY, I THINK YOU JUST PASSED THE FACILITY.
>>
THE FACILITY. >> I KNOW. I KNOW.
>>
>> I KNOW. I KNOW. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MISSED
THE
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MISSED THE TURN.
>>
THE TURN. >> I KNOW.
MOTHER,
>> I KNOW. MOTHER, PLEASE.
LET
MOTHER, PLEASE. LET UP A LITTLE BIT.
WAH,
LET UP A LITTLE BIT. WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH.
>>
WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH. >> YOU SEE THAT SIGN RIGHT
THERE?
DON'T
THERE? DON'T GO TOO FAST.
RICKY,
DON'T GO TOO FAST. RICKY, I'M GETTING CARSICK
NOW.
PUT
PUT YOUR
PUT YOUR BLINKER ON, SWEETIE.
>>
PUT YOUR BLINKER ON, SWEETIE. >> THIS IS NOT DRIVER'S