>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> OM.
TODAY,
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> OM. TODAY, I'M GOING TOTAL ZEN.
TREASURES
>> OM. TODAY, I'M GOING TOTAL ZEN. TREASURES AND TRINKETS.
WHAT
TODAY, I'M GOING TOTAL ZEN. TREASURES AND TRINKETS. WHAT LITTLE GIRL WOULDN'T LOVE
THIS
TREASURES AND TRINKETS. WHAT LITTLE GIRL WOULDN'T LOVE THIS DOLLHOUSE?
SURPRISE!
AAH!
I
SURPRISE! AAH! I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK.
I'M
AAH! I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK. I'M GOING HOME.
I'M
I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK. I'M GOING HOME. I'M PICKING UP SOME REALLY HAPPY
VIBES
I'M GOING HOME. I'M PICKING UP SOME REALLY HAPPY VIBES HERE.
>>
I'M PICKING UP SOME REALLY HAPPY VIBES HERE. >> WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS?
>>
VIBES HERE. >> WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS? >> YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT
BREAKING
>> WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS? >> YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT BREAKING BAD?
>>
>> YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT BREAKING BAD? >> NOT THAT I WOULD.
>>
BREAKING BAD? >> NOT THAT I WOULD. >> NOT THAT YOU WOULD, BECAUSE
THAT
>> NOT THAT I WOULD. >> NOT THAT YOU WOULD, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL.
[gunshot]
>>
THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL. [gunshot] >> WHEN I'M IN MY EAST TEXAS
STOMPING
[gunshot] >> WHEN I'M IN MY EAST TEXAS STOMPING GROUNDS, I'M ONE HAPPY
COWBOY.
SO
STOMPING GROUNDS, I'M ONE HAPPY COWBOY. SO THEM ARE EXPENSIVE.
>>
COWBOY. SO THEM ARE EXPENSIVE. >> YES, THEM ARE EXPENSIVE.
>>
SO THEM ARE EXPENSIVE. >> YES, THEM ARE EXPENSIVE. >> [laughs]
YEAH!
I
>> [laughs] YEAH! I COULD JUST WALTZ ALL OVER
TEXAS,
YEAH! I COULD JUST WALTZ ALL OVER TEXAS, I'M SO
[country
[country rock music]
♪
[country rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA
GET.
THAT'S
GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB.
CHA-CHING!
>>
CHA-CHING! >> THAT'S A GRAND, ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>> THAT'S A GRAND, ALL DAY LONG. >> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER
I
>> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER I PAINT IT.
>>
I PAINT IT. >> I SEE TREASURES.
DOLLARS
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLARS SIGNS!
♪
DOLLARS SIGNS! ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> THIS OUR TURF.
>>
>> THIS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS.
>>
>> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING.
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER. OOPS!
>>
>> WOMEN POWER. OOPS! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> LET'S GO.
>>
>> LET'S GO. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> OKAY!
>>
>> OKAY! >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> [auctioneering]
AND
>> [auctioneering] AND IT'S SOLD!
TODAY'S
TODAY'S AUCTION IS IN LONGVIEW.
DID
TODAY'S AUCTION IS IN LONGVIEW. DID YOU KNOW, ACCORDING TO TEXAS
LAW,
TODAY'S AUCTION IS IN LONGVIEW. DID YOU KNOW, ACCORDING TO TEXAS LAW, IT'S ILLEGAL TO SHOOT A
BUFFALO
DID YOU KNOW, ACCORDING TO TEXAS LAW, IT'S ILLEGAL TO SHOOT A BUFFALO FROM THE SECOND STORY OF
A
LAW, IT'S ILLEGAL TO SHOOT A BUFFALO FROM THE SECOND STORY OF A HOTEL?
DANG
BUFFALO FROM THE SECOND STORY OF A HOTEL? DANG IT.
THERE
A HOTEL? DANG IT. THERE GOES MY PLANS FOR THIS
EVENING.
>>
>> TODAY,
>> TODAY, I'M GONNA INVENTORY,
PERIOD.
MY
PERIOD. MY SHOP DOES BETTER WHEN I'M
THERE
MY SHOP DOES BETTER WHEN I'M THERE SELLING STUFF, PAINTING
STUFF,
THERE SELLING STUFF, PAINTING STUFF, FIXING STUFF UP.
I
STUFF, FIXING STUFF UP. I NEED A GREAT CHOCK-FULL LOCKER
TODAY,
I NEED A GREAT CHOCK-FULL LOCKER TODAY, OR IT'S BAD NEWS BEARS.
[growls]
I'M
[growls] I'M FOCUSED, I'M READY, I'M
GOING
I'M FOCUSED, I'M READY, I'M GOING HOME WITH SOMETHING.
HELLO.
>>
HELLO. >> [groans]
>>
>> [groans] >> WHY ARE YOU SUCH A GRUMPY
PANTS?
SOMEONE
PANTS? SOMEONE PEE IN YOUR CHEERIOS?
>>
SOMEONE PEE IN YOUR CHEERIOS? >> I'M IN EAST TEXAS.
>>
>> I'M IN EAST TEXAS. >> YOU HATE IT HERE?
>>
>> YOU HATE IT HERE? >> FIVE HOURS AWAY WITHOUT
A
>> FIVE HOURS AWAY WITHOUT A TRAILER OR A HELPER.
LOOKY
A TRAILER OR A HELPER. LOOKY HERE.
>>
LOOKY HERE. >> IT'S YOUR BOY.
>>
>> IT'S YOUR BOY. >> GREAT.
I'M
>> GREAT. I'M IN NO MOOD TO DEAL WITH HIS
CRAP
I'M IN NO MOOD TO DEAL WITH HIS CRAP TODAY.
WHILE
CRAP TODAY. WHILE RICKY'S ON VACATION
GUZZLING
WHILE RICKY'S ON VACATION GUZZLING DOWN MARGARITAS, I'M
STUCK
GUZZLING DOWN MARGARITAS, I'M STUCK IN EAST TEXAS WITH MY
LEAST
STUCK IN EAST TEXAS WITH MY LEAST FAVORITE PERSON.
>>
LEAST FAVORITE PERSON. >> WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
AND
>> WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY. AND I'M IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD.
WHEN
AND I'M IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD. WHEN I'M IN MY EAST TEXAS
STOMPING
WHEN I'M IN MY EAST TEXAS STOMPING GROUNDS, I'M ONE HAPPY
COWBOY.
HOW
COWBOY. HOW YOU DOING?
IT'S
HOW YOU DOING? IT'S GOOD TO SEE YA.
I
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YA. I DON'T HAVE TO GET IN ANYBODY'S
FACE
I DON'T HAVE TO GET IN ANYBODY'S FACE TO WIN A LOCKER.
HEY,
FACE TO WIN A LOCKER. HEY, BUBBA, HOW YOU DOING?
>>
HEY, BUBBA, HOW YOU DOING? >> I'M HERE.
>>
>> I'M HERE. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN.
GOOD
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN. GOOD TO SEE YOU.
HEY,
GOOD TO SEE YOU. HEY, GIRL, HOW YOU DOING?
YOU
HEY, GIRL, HOW YOU DOING? YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY, OKAY?
[gunshot]
>>
[gunshot] >> YOU NEED TO TURN THAT FROWN
UPSIDE
>> YOU NEED TO TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN.
>>
UPSIDE DOWN. >> ALL OF YOU WILL FEEL THE
WRATH
>> ALL OF YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH TODAY.
>>
WRATH TODAY. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> OKAY, TODAY, EMPTYING THE
MIND,
>> OKAY, TODAY, EMPTYING THE MIND, TOTAL ZEN.
SO
MIND, TOTAL ZEN. SO I COME TO THESE AUCTIONS AND
I
SO I COME TO THESE AUCTIONS AND I GET TOO AMPED.
SO
I GET TOO AMPED. SO TODAY, I'M GOING TOTAL ZEN.
OM.
THE
THE PLAN
THE PLAN IS NO PLAN.
TREASURES
THE PLAN IS NO PLAN. TREASURES AND TRINKETS, OM.
>>
THE PLAN IS NO PLAN. TREASURES AND TRINKETS, OM. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
TREASURES AND TRINKETS, OM. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
WE'RE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA RAISE THE DOOR.
WE'RE
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA RAISE THE DOOR. WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU FIVE
MINUTES
WE'RE GONNA RAISE THE DOOR. WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE
WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE WILL BE NO STEPPING
INSIDE,
MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE WILL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO
TOUCHING
THERE WILL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES.
TODAY'S
INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY
SALE.
ARE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
[all
SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO? [all cheering]
HAMMER
ARE YOU READY TO GO? [all cheering] HAMMER UP, LET'S GO!
>>
[all cheering] HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
THERE'S
HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE HERE.
HOW
>> THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE HERE. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CLEAR MY
HEAD
THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE HERE. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CLEAR MY HEAD AND GET INTO MY OM?
>>
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CLEAR MY HEAD AND GET INTO MY OM? >> all: OOH.
>>
HEAD AND GET INTO MY OM? >> all: OOH. >> THAT'S NOT A BAD PATIO
FURNITURE
>> all: OOH. >> THAT'S NOT A BAD PATIO FURNITURE SET, NICE LITTLE
GRILL.
I
FURNITURE SET, NICE LITTLE GRILL. I LIKE EVERYTHING IN THERE BUT
THIS
GRILL. I LIKE EVERYTHING IN THERE BUT THIS TV.
>>
I LIKE EVERYTHING IN THERE BUT THIS TV. >> GREAT KIDS' TOYS, A GRILL.
THIS
THIS TV. >> GREAT KIDS' TOYS, A GRILL. THIS STUFF IS AWESOME, BUT
I
>> GREAT KIDS' TOYS, A GRILL. THIS STUFF IS AWESOME, BUT I CAN'T SELL IT IN MY STORE.
>>
THIS STUFF IS AWESOME, BUT I CAN'T SELL IT IN MY STORE. >> OOH, I LIKE IT.
THERE'S
I CAN'T SELL IT IN MY STORE. >> OOH, I LIKE IT. THERE'S A COUPLE OF BICYCLES FOR
KIDS
>> OOH, I LIKE IT. THERE'S A COUPLE OF BICYCLES FOR KIDS BUT THAT'S NOT THE MONEY.
THE
THERE'S A COUPLE OF BICYCLES FOR KIDS BUT THAT'S NOT THE MONEY. THE MONEY'S GONNA BE IN THE
WROUGHT-IRON
KIDS BUT THAT'S NOT THE MONEY. THE MONEY'S GONNA BE IN THE WROUGHT-IRON TABLE AND THE TWO
CHAIRS.
>>
WROUGHT-IRON TABLE AND THE TWO CHAIRS. >> THIS GO-KART, THAT THING'S
AWESOME.
THIS
>> THIS GO-KART, THAT THING'S AWESOME. THIS COULD BE WORTH SOME MONEY.
I'M
AWESOME. THIS COULD BE WORTH SOME MONEY. I'M PICKING UP SOME REALLY HAPPY
VIBES
THIS COULD BE WORTH SOME MONEY. I'M PICKING UP SOME REALLY HAPPY VIBES HERE.
AND
I'M PICKING UP SOME REALLY HAPPY VIBES HERE. AND MY ZEN VOICE IS SAYING YES.
OM.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GOT A LITTLE BARBECUE
GRILL
GENTLEMEN, GOT A LITTLE BARBECUE GRILL HERE.
WANNA
GRILL HERE. WANNA GET A $100 BILL.
>>
WANNA GET A $100 BILL. >> YEP!
>>
>> YEP! >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 200. NOW 250. NOW 300?
>>
>> NOW 200. NOW 250. NOW 300? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 350.
>>
>> NOW 350. >> YEAH, COME ON.
>>
>> YEAH, COME ON. >> NOW 400. NOW 450.
>>
>> NOW 400. NOW 450. >> YEAH, WHY NOT?
>>
>> YEAH, WHY NOT? >> 450. 500. 525?
>>
>> 450. 500. 525? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 550?
NOW
>> 550? NOW 575.
>>
NOW 575. >> YEAH, COME ON.
>>
>> YEAH, COME ON. >> 575. NOW $600.
>>
>> 575. NOW $600. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> 625. 625?
ANYBODY
>> 625. 625? ANYBODY ELSE, $625.
$625
ANYBODY ELSE, $625. $625 GOING ONCE, $625 GOING
TWICE.
I'VE
TWICE. I'VE SOLD IT RIGHT HERE $600
MARY,
I'VE SOLD IT RIGHT HERE $600 MARY, $600 MARY.
>>
MARY, $600 MARY. >> I'M PUMPED!
I
I MEAN,
I MEAN, I'M ZEN.
>>
>> WHOO!
>>
>> WHOO! >> WELL, THIS LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.
I
>> WHOO! >> WELL, THIS LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. I SEE FOUR VINTAGE MIRRORS, COOL
LITTLE
>> WELL, THIS LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. I SEE FOUR VINTAGE MIRRORS, COOL LITTLE BOOKCASE DOWN HERE, WHO
KNOWS
I SEE FOUR VINTAGE MIRRORS, COOL LITTLE BOOKCASE DOWN HERE, WHO KNOWS WHAT'S IN THOSE BOXES,
THEY'RE
LITTLE BOOKCASE DOWN HERE, WHO KNOWS WHAT'S IN THOSE BOXES, THEY'RE NEATLY PACKED.
THIS
THIS COULD BE THE TICKET.
[both
THIS COULD BE THE TICKET. [both laugh]
>>
[both laugh] >> [humming]
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT IS MY MIND TELLING ME
RIGHT
>> WHAT IS MY MIND TELLING ME RIGHT NOW?
THERE'S
>> WHAT IS MY MIND TELLING ME RIGHT NOW? THERE'S A FEW GOOD PIECES, BUT
NOTHING
RIGHT NOW? THERE'S A FEW GOOD PIECES, BUT NOTHING THAT MY INSTINCT IS
TELLING
THERE'S A FEW GOOD PIECES, BUT NOTHING THAT MY INSTINCT IS TELLING ME TO GO FOR, SO--
>>
NOTHING THAT MY INSTINCT IS TELLING ME TO GO FOR, SO-- >> I LOVE THESE SURPRISE BOXES
WHEN
TELLING ME TO GO FOR, SO-- >> I LOVE THESE SURPRISE BOXES WHEN THEY'RE MARKED "CLOCK."
IF
>> I LOVE THESE SURPRISE BOXES WHEN THEY'RE MARKED "CLOCK." IF THAT'S A VINTAGE CLOCK IN
THERE,
WHEN THEY'RE MARKED "CLOCK." IF THAT'S A VINTAGE CLOCK IN THERE, POW, THAT'S DOWN MY
ALLEY.
>>
THERE, POW, THAT'S DOWN MY ALLEY. >> GOT SOME WORKOUT STUFF, GOT
SOME
ALLEY. >> GOT SOME WORKOUT STUFF, GOT SOME BOOKS, A CAT STATUE.
I
>> GOT SOME WORKOUT STUFF, GOT SOME BOOKS, A CAT STATUE. I HATE CATS.
BOOKS
SOME BOOKS, A CAT STATUE. I HATE CATS. BOOKS ARE HEAVY.
AND
I HATE CATS. BOOKS ARE HEAVY. AND I HAVEN'T WORKED OUT SINCE
THE
BOOKS ARE HEAVY. AND I HAVEN'T WORKED OUT SINCE THE EIGHTH GRADE.
PASS.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SELLING AT LITTLE
MIXED
GENTLEMEN, SELLING AT LITTLE MIXED BOX UNIT HERE--$25.
>>
MIXED BOX UNIT HERE--$25. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 50. NOW 75?
75.
>> 50. NOW 75? 75. NOW 100?
>>
75. NOW 100? >> COME ON.
>>
>> COME ON. >> NOW 125. NOW 150.
>>
>> NOW 125. NOW 150. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 175. 200 THERE.
>>
>> NOW 175. 200 THERE. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 250.
>>
>> NOW 250. >> 250. NOW 275.
NOW
>> 250. NOW 275. NOW 300.
>>
NOW 300. >> 500.
>>
>> 500. >> 525.
>>
>> 525. >> DAMN.
SHE
>> DAMN. SHE ANSWERED THAT QUICKLY.
>>
SHE ANSWERED THAT QUICKLY. >> NOW 550. CAN I GET 550?
>>
>> NOW 550. CAN I GET 550? >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> NOW 575. NOW 600.
>>
>> NOW 575. NOW 600. >> SURE.
>>
>> SURE. >> 600. 625.
625
>> 600. 625. 625 GOING ONCE, 625 GOING
TWICE.
I
TWICE. I SOLD IT $600, SOLD IT.
>>
I SOLD IT $600, SOLD IT. >> YES!
KILL
>> YES! KILL 'EM WITH KINDNESS.
THAT'S
KILL 'EM WITH KINDNESS. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
I'M
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I'M SO HAPPY, I'M GOING THROUGH
THIS
I'M SO HAPPY, I'M GOING THROUGH THIS RIGHT AWAY.
THERE
THIS RIGHT AWAY. THERE WAS A BOX RIGHT HERE IN
THE
THERE WAS A BOX RIGHT HERE IN THE BACK I WAS JUST SO
INTERESTED
THE BACK I WAS JUST SO INTERESTED IN.
ANYTIME
INTERESTED IN. ANYTIME YOU HAVE A BOX THAT'S
MARKED
ANYTIME YOU HAVE A BOX THAT'S MARKED "CLOCKS," I LIKE CLOCKS.
OOH,
MARKED "CLOCKS," I LIKE CLOCKS. OOH, LOOKY HERE.
FEEL
OOH, LOOKY HERE. FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING TO
US.
THIS
US. THIS APPEARS TO BE A
REPRODUCTION
THIS APPEARS TO BE A REPRODUCTION OF A RHYTHM CLOCK.
YEAH,
REPRODUCTION OF A RHYTHM CLOCK. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
ABOUT
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. ABOUT 20 BUCKS.
BUT
ABOUT 20 BUCKS. BUT JUST LAYING UNDER IT, LOOKY
HERE.
THIS
HERE. THIS IS SOLID BRASS.
SO
THIS IS SOLID BRASS. SO ABOUT 40.
THIS
SO ABOUT 40. THIS WAS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY
COOL
THIS WAS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY COOL SITTING UP INSIDE THE
LOCKER.
IT'S
LOCKER. IT'S A CERAMIC CAT FROM ABOUT
THE
IT'S A CERAMIC CAT FROM ABOUT THE '70s.
YOU
THE '70s. YOU SEE THE DETAILING ON THE
EYES
YOU SEE THE DETAILING ON THE EYES RIGHT THERE.
THAT
EYES RIGHT THERE. THAT JUST SHOWS THAT THAT'S
DEFINITELY
THAT JUST SHOWS THAT THAT'S DEFINITELY A GOOD PUSSYCAT.
THAT'S
DEFINITELY A GOOD PUSSYCAT. THAT'S PROBABLY ABOUT 25 BUCKS.
MAMAW,
THAT'S PROBABLY ABOUT 25 BUCKS. MAMAW, HERE, SHE HAS GOT SOME
CLASSY,
MAMAW, HERE, SHE HAS GOT SOME CLASSY, VINTAGE CHINGALADAS.
THIS
CLASSY, VINTAGE CHINGALADAS. THIS IS A REAL NICE LITTLE RADIO
CABINET.
THIS
CABINET. THIS IS PROBABLY 1960s.
IT'S
THIS IS PROBABLY 1960s. IT'S GOT A MARBLE INLAID TOP ON
IT.
RETAIL
IT. RETAIL ON THAT IS ABOUT
$100
RETAIL ON THAT IS ABOUT $100 BILL AT THE STORE.
THESE
$100 BILL AT THE STORE. THESE ARE 1970s HOME INTERIOR,
MADE
THESE ARE 1970s HOME INTERIOR, MADE IN THE UNITED STATES OF
AMERICA
MADE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA RIGHT THERE.
WITH
AMERICA RIGHT THERE. WITH NUMBER TWO, THOSE TWO
TOGETHER,
WITH NUMBER TWO, THOSE TWO TOGETHER, THEY'LL BRING
50
TOGETHER, THEY'LL BRING 50 BUCKS.
HERE'S
50 BUCKS. HERE'S SOMETHING I SEEN TURNED
UPSIDE
HERE'S SOMETHING I SEEN TURNED UPSIDE DOWN, THOUGHT WAS
PICTURE
UPSIDE DOWN, THOUGHT WAS PICTURE FRAMES.
IT'S
PICTURE FRAMES. IT'S A MATCHING SET OF MIRRORS,
AND
IT'S A MATCHING SET OF MIRRORS, AND THESE ARE FROM THE SAME
ERA,
AND THESE ARE FROM THE SAME ERA, PROBABLY THE 1970s.
THESE
ERA, PROBABLY THE 1970s. THESE HERE WILL BRING
$75
THESE HERE WILL BRING $75 APIECE.
AND
$75 APIECE. AND I SEEN THIS ONE RIGHT HERE,
AND
AND I SEEN THIS ONE RIGHT HERE, AND IT WAS MARKED "CHINA."
RIGHT
AND IT WAS MARKED "CHINA." RIGHT OFF THE BAT, GOT A BIG
SOUP
RIGHT OFF THE BAT, GOT A BIG SOUP BOWL.
THIS
SOUP BOWL. THIS IS 75 BUCKS BY ITSELF.
LOTS
THIS IS 75 BUCKS BY ITSELF. LOTS OF DISHES.
YOU'RE
LOTS OF DISHES. YOU'RE LOOKING AT PROBABLY
ANOTHER
YOU'RE LOOKING AT PROBABLY ANOTHER 100 BUCKS.
WELL,
ANOTHER 100 BUCKS. WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THAT MIGHT
BE
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THAT MIGHT BE A MINK.
$250.
>>
>> I
>> I ALWAYS LIKE TO GET A
GARMENT
>> I ALWAYS LIKE TO GET A GARMENT BAG, ESPECIALLY WHEN
IT'S
GARMENT BAG, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S MAKING RATTLES LIKE THAT.
LET'S
IT'S MAKING RATTLES LIKE THAT. LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT.
OH,
LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT. OH, YEAH, HERE'S THE CHINGALADA,
BUDDY.
THERE
BUDDY. THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE.
THAT
THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE. THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL THEATER
DRESS.
I'LL
DRESS. I'LL TELL YOU, I DON'T KNOW
MUCH
I'LL TELL YOU, I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT CLOTHING, BUT I'M
GONNA
MUCH ABOUT CLOTHING, BUT I'M GONNA BET THAT'S A HIGH-DOLLAR
CHINGALADA
GONNA BET THAT'S A HIGH-DOLLAR CHINGALADA RIGHT THERE, BUDDY.
THIS
CHINGALADA RIGHT THERE, BUDDY. THIS IS ALL HAND-STITCHED.
EVERY
THIS IS ALL HAND-STITCHED. EVERY ONE OF THESE FEATHERS WERE
PUT
EVERY ONE OF THESE FEATHERS WERE PUT ON BY HAND.
THIS
PUT ON BY HAND. THIS IS GONNA PROBABLY DATE BACK
TO
THIS IS GONNA PROBABLY DATE BACK TO THE 1950s OR '60s.
WELL,
TO THE 1950s OR '60s. WELL, MAYBE I NEED TO TAKE THIS
TO
WELL, MAYBE I NEED TO TAKE THIS TO A DANCE STUDIO AND GET HER TO
PUT
TO A DANCE STUDIO AND GET HER TO PUT IT ON AND MAYBE TEACH ME A
STEP
PUT IT ON AND MAYBE TEACH ME A STEP OR TWO HOW TO HOOCHIE KOO.
>>
STEP OR TWO HOW TO HOOCHIE KOO. >> all:
>>
>> REALLY
>> REALLY NICELY PACKED BOXES,
IT'S
>> REALLY NICELY PACKED BOXES, IT'S ORGANIZED.
THEY
IT'S ORGANIZED. THEY EVEN PUT THE STUFF UP ON
A
THEY EVEN PUT THE STUFF UP ON A SHELF.
I
A SHELF. I DIDN'T COME ALL THIS WAY TO
LEAVE
I DIDN'T COME ALL THIS WAY TO LEAVE WITH NOTHING.
THIS
LEAVE WITH NOTHING. THIS IS MAKE OR BREAK.
>>
THIS IS MAKE OR BREAK. >> WELL, THERE'S A PLETHORA
O'
>> WELL, THERE'S A PLETHORA O' MYSTERY BOXES.
MY
O' MYSTERY BOXES. MY HEAD IS CLEAR, AND MY GUT IS
FULL.
I'M
FULL. I'M FEELING IT.
>>
I'M FEELING IT. >> YOU GOT THE MINIVAN, PULL
TOYS,
>> YOU GOT THE MINIVAN, PULL TOYS, SOCCER MOM STUFF WITH
THE
TOYS, SOCCER MOM STUFF WITH THE HOME PRINTER.
THEN
THE HOME PRINTER. THEN YOU GOT THE DAD TOOLS.
I'M
THEN YOU GOT THE DAD TOOLS. I'M GONNA BE ON THIS.
>>
I'M GONNA BE ON THIS. >> I SEE A SAW BACK OVER IN
HERE.
THAT
HERE. THAT COOKER IS BRAND-NEW.
IT'S
THAT COOKER IS BRAND-NEW. IT'S REALLY A GOOD UNIT, THOUGH.
>>
IT'S REALLY A GOOD UNIT, THOUGH. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET'S SELL A LITTLE
TEN
GENTLEMEN, LET'S SELL A LITTLE TEN BY TEN UNIT HERE.
WANNA
TEN BY TEN UNIT HERE. WANNA GET A $100 BILL.
>>
WANNA GET A $100 BILL. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 200. NOW 300.
>>
>> NOW 200. NOW 300. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 400 TO YOU.
400.
>> NOW 400 TO YOU. 400. NOW 450.
>>
400. NOW 450. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 450. NOW 500.
>>
>> 450. NOW 500. >> YEAH, WALT.
>>
>> YEAH, WALT. >> NOW 550.
550.
>> NOW 550. 550. NOW 600?
>>
550. NOW 600? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 625.
>>
>> NOW 625. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 650. CAN I GET 650?
>>
>> 650. CAN I GET 650? >> COME ON.
>>
>> COME ON. >> NOW 675. 700.
700,
>> NOW 675. 700. 700, NOW 725, 725.
NOW
700, NOW 725, 725. NOW 750.
DON'T
NOW 750. DON'T QUIT NOW. 750?
>>
DON'T QUIT NOW. 750? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 750. NOW 775.
>>
>> 750. NOW 775. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 800. CAN WE DO 800?
ONE
>> NOW 800. CAN WE DO 800? ONE MORE TIME 800.
>>
ONE MORE TIME 800. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> GOT IT. NOW 825.
>>
>> GOT IT. NOW 825. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 825 THERE. NOW 850.
850?
I'M
850? I'M GONNA SELL IT, Y'ALL.
850
I'M GONNA SELL IT, Y'ALL. 850 GOING ONCE, 850 GOING
TWICE.
>>
TWICE. >> NOPE.
>>
>> NOPE. >> SOLD AT $825, RIGHT HERE.
$825
>> SOLD AT $825, RIGHT HERE. $825 RIGHT HERE.
>>
$825 RIGHT HERE. >> YEAH, BUBBA, GIVE ME SOME,
COME
>> YEAH, BUBBA, GIVE ME SOME, COME ON.
PUT
PUT A
PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE, BIG
BOY.
>>
PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE, BIG BOY. >> DON'T--DON'T TOUCH ME.
[exhales]
LIFE
>> DON'T--DON'T TOUCH ME. [exhales] LIFE FEELS A WHOLE LOT BETTER
WHEN
[exhales] LIFE FEELS A WHOLE LOT BETTER WHEN YOU ACTUALLY GET A GOOD
LOCKER.
>>
WHEN YOU ACTUALLY GET A GOOD LOCKER. >> I DIDN'T EVEN GET ANYTHING.
I'M
LOCKER. >> I DIDN'T EVEN GET ANYTHING. I'M NOT COMING HOME WITH
MERCHANDISE.
GOD,
I'M NOT COMING HOME WITH MERCHANDISE. GOD, I'M SUCH AN IDIOT.
COMPLETE
MERCHANDISE. GOD, I'M SUCH AN IDIOT. COMPLETE WASTE OF MY TIME.
THE
GOD, I'M SUCH AN IDIOT. COMPLETE WASTE OF MY TIME. THE ONLY THING I'M LEAVING WITH
IS
COMPLETE WASTE OF MY TIME. THE ONLY THING I'M LEAVING WITH IS THAT GUY'S NUMBER.
[humming]
>>
IS THAT GUY'S NUMBER. [humming] >> OH, OKAY, I'M SENSING VALUE
HERE.
I'M
>> OH, OKAY, I'M SENSING VALUE HERE. I'M OUT $600 ON THIS LOCKER.
BUT
HERE. I'M OUT $600 ON THIS LOCKER. BUT I'VE GAINED $600 WORTH OF
POSITIVE
I'M OUT $600 ON THIS LOCKER. BUT I'VE GAINED $600 WORTH OF POSITIVE ENERGY.
I
I MEAN,
I MEAN, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
THIS
I MEAN, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS IS LIGHT AS A FEATHER.
IT'S
THIS IS LIGHT AS A FEATHER. IT'S OLD, IT'S BOXY.
SO
IT'S OLD, IT'S BOXY. SO I SAY ABOUT 50 BUCKS FOR
THIS.
HOPEFULLY
THIS. HOPEFULLY THIS THING'S JUST A
LITTLE
HOPEFULLY THIS THING'S JUST A LITTLE BIT DIRTY.
LOOKS
LITTLE BIT DIRTY. LOOKS LIKE IT JUST NEEDS A GOOD
CLEANING.
CHANGE
CLEANING. CHANGE OUT THE GRILL THINGIES.
MAYBE
CHANGE OUT THE GRILL THINGIES. MAYBE 75 BUCKS.
ALL
MAYBE 75 BUCKS. ALL RIGHT, NOW HERE IS A CUTE
LITTLE
ALL RIGHT, NOW HERE IS A CUTE LITTLE KITCHEN AREA.
I
LITTLE KITCHEN AREA. I MEAN, THIS IS ABOUT THE SIZE
OF
I MEAN, THIS IS ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE KITCHEN IN MY FIRST
APARTMENT
OF THE KITCHEN IN MY FIRST APARTMENT IN NEW YORK CITY.
I
APARTMENT IN NEW YORK CITY. I COULD SIT ON THE TOILET AND
COOK
I COULD SIT ON THE TOILET AND COOK IF I WANTED TO, LITERALLY.
THIS
COOK IF I WANTED TO, LITERALLY. THIS IS CUTE.
EVERY
THIS IS CUTE. EVERY LITTLE KID WANTS ONE OF
THESE.
PLAY,
THESE. PLAY, LIKE, YOU KNOW, SOUP.
"HERE,
PLAY, LIKE, YOU KNOW, SOUP. "HERE, MOM, HERE'S A PANCAKE
I
"HERE, MOM, HERE'S A PANCAKE I MADE YOU AND STUFF."
75
I MADE YOU AND STUFF." 75 BUCKS IN THE SHOP.
WHEN
75 BUCKS IN THE SHOP. WHEN I WAS A KID, I ALWAYS
WANTED
WHEN I WAS A KID, I ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THESE.
NOW,
WANTED ONE OF THESE. NOW, IT'S PRETTY WORN.
YOU
NOW, IT'S PRETTY WORN. YOU CAN TELL BY THE TIRES, YOU
KNOW.
YOU
KNOW. YOU JUST REPLACE THIS BATTERY.
I
YOU JUST REPLACE THIS BATTERY. I WOULD SELL THIS FOR PROBABLY
125
I WOULD SELL THIS FOR PROBABLY 125 BUCKS.
OH,
125 BUCKS. OH, WE HAVE A LITTLE GUITAR.
THIS
OH, WE HAVE A LITTLE GUITAR. THIS KID HAD IT ALL.
OM.
LOOK
OM. LOOK HOW SOOTHING THIS IS.
OM.
I'D
OM. I'D SAY 40 BUCKS FOR THIS THING.
OKAY.
THIS
OKAY. THIS IS SOME UGLY SEAT THAT
I
THIS IS SOME UGLY SEAT THAT I HATE.
[laughs]
I
[laughs] I DON'T DO CRUSTY.
YES,
I DON'T DO CRUSTY. YES, CRUSTY PLUSH.
EW,
YES, CRUSTY PLUSH. EW, BIRD POOP.
BUT
EW, BIRD POOP. BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT.
CLEAN
BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT. CLEAN OFF ALL THE BIRD POOP.
IT'S
CLEAN OFF ALL THE BIRD POOP. IT'S STILL CUTE.
I
IT'S STILL CUTE. I COULD SELL THIS WHOLE LITTLE
SET
I COULD SELL THIS WHOLE LITTLE SET FOR 150 BUCKS.
OKAY,
SET FOR 150 BUCKS. OKAY, A FUN LITTLE DOLLHOUSE.
♪
OKAY, A FUN LITTLE DOLLHOUSE. ♪ GUYS, I'M HERE ♪
♪
♪ GUYS, I'M HERE ♪ ♪ FOR MY PARTY ♪
♪
♪ FOR MY PARTY ♪ ♪ EVERY DAY IS A PARTY ♪
♪
♪ EVERY DAY IS A PARTY ♪ ♪ SO LET'S ENJOY OUR CAKE ♪
SURPRISE!
AAH!
SURPRISE! AAH! AAH!
YOU
AAH! AAH! YOU SCARED THE BEJESUS OUT OF
ME!
I
ME! I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK.
OHH!
I'M
OHH! I'M GOING HOME.
[chuckles]
HEY.
WELL,
HEY. WELL, MORE CAKE FOR ME.
250
WELL, MORE CAKE FOR ME. 250 BUCKS FOR ALL THIS STUFF.
WHAT
250 BUCKS FOR ALL THIS STUFF. WHAT IS THIS?
[gasps]
OOH,
[gasps] OOH, A DARTBOARD.
I'VE
OOH, A DARTBOARD. I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE OF THESE
ELECTRONIC
I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE OF THESE ELECTRONIC ONES.
THAT'S
ELECTRONIC ONES. THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
HERE
THAT'S PRETTY COOL. HERE WE GO.
THE
HERE WE GO. THE POWER CORD AND THE DARTS.
SO
THE POWER CORD AND THE DARTS. SO IT'S COOL.
I'M
SO IT'S COOL. I'M GONNA GET THIS THING CHECKED
OUT.
AND
OUT. AND LET'S BE HONEST.
THROWING
THROWING DARTS IS LIKE FINDING
ONE'S
THROWING DARTS IS LIKE FINDING ONE'S OWN "INTER" BULL'S-EYE.
SKILLS.
[chuckles]
>>
SKILLS. [chuckles] >> THE FASTER I GET THROUGH MY
$825
[chuckles] >> THE FASTER I GET THROUGH MY $825 LOCKER, THE SOONER I CAN
GET
>> THE FASTER I GET THROUGH MY $825 LOCKER, THE SOONER I CAN GET EAST TEXAS IN MY REARVIEW
MIRROR.
OH,
OH, THIS
OH, THIS IS A PRETTY NICE LITTLE
FISH
OH, THIS IS A PRETTY NICE LITTLE FISH FRYER.
DOUBLE
FISH FRYER. DOUBLE BURNER.
THIS
DOUBLE BURNER. THIS IS A QUICK SELLER.
I
THIS IS A QUICK SELLER. I MEAN, EVERYONE FRIES IN THE
COUNTRY.
100
COUNTRY. 100 BUCKS RIGHT THERE.
2005
100 BUCKS RIGHT THERE. 2005 CLIENTS.
THIS
2005 CLIENTS. THIS GUY MIGHT HAVE BEEN
A
THIS GUY MIGHT HAVE BEEN A LAWYER OR TAX ACCOUNTANT, OR
A
A LAWYER OR TAX ACCOUNTANT, OR A GOLD MINER.
HE
A GOLD MINER. HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A GOLD MINER.
NICE
HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A GOLD MINER. NICE LITTLE PICKAX.
THERE'S
NICE LITTLE PICKAX. THERE'S 20 BUCKS.
OF
THERE'S 20 BUCKS. OF COURSE, CHRISTMAS.
OH,
OF COURSE, CHRISTMAS. OH, YAY, CHRISTMAS.
PRINTER,
OH, YAY, CHRISTMAS. PRINTER, GOOD BRAND.
PROBABLY
PRINTER, GOOD BRAND. PROBABLY GET, LIKE, 75 BUCKS
FOR
PROBABLY GET, LIKE, 75 BUCKS FOR THAT.
ALL
FOR THAT. ALL RIGHT, THIS VACUUM LOOKS
PRETTY
ALL RIGHT, THIS VACUUM LOOKS PRETTY HISTORIC, BUT IT'S
ACTUALLY
PRETTY HISTORIC, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A PRETTY NEW MODEL, AND
IT'S
ACTUALLY A PRETTY NEW MODEL, AND IT'S A HIGH-END MODEL, AND IT'S
GOT
IT'S A HIGH-END MODEL, AND IT'S GOT ALL THESE ACCESSORIES, TOO.
I
GOT ALL THESE ACCESSORIES, TOO. I COULD PROBABLY SELL IT FOR
ABOUT
I COULD PROBABLY SELL IT FOR ABOUT 150.
OH,
ABOUT 150. OH, POOL STUFF.
IT'S
OH, POOL STUFF. IT'S ACTUALLY POOL STUFF.
OH,
IT'S ACTUALLY POOL STUFF. OH, WE HAVE US AN EAST TEXAS
FIVE-STAR
OH, WE HAVE US AN EAST TEXAS FIVE-STAR RESORT RIGHT HERE,
BROTHER.
GOT
BROTHER. GOT THE LINER, PUMP, OH, YEAH.
PROBABLY
GOT THE LINER, PUMP, OH, YEAH. PROBABLY BRING 150.
GOT
PROBABLY BRING 150. GOT A NICE UMBRELLA.
I
GOT A NICE UMBRELLA. I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S THE STYLE
IN
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S THE STYLE IN EAST TEXAS OR JUST LIKE
A
IN EAST TEXAS OR JUST LIKE A PIMP THING.
YOU
A PIMP THING. YOU JUST ROLL.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT IN THE HELL IS
THESE
THESE OBVIOUSLY GO TOGETHER.
IT'S
THESE OBVIOUSLY GO TOGETHER. IT'S LIKE A PRESSURE COOKER.
IT
THESE OBVIOUSLY GO TOGETHER. IT'S LIKE A PRESSURE COOKER. IT GOES UP TO 250 DEGREES.
I
IT'S LIKE A PRESSURE COOKER. IT GOES UP TO 250 DEGREES. I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
THIS
IT GOES UP TO 250 DEGREES. I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS IS. THIS IS WHY THEY HAVE SO MANY
CUPS
I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS IS. THIS IS WHY THEY HAVE SO MANY CUPS IN THERE.
I
THIS IS WHY THEY HAVE SO MANY CUPS IN THERE. I THINK THEY WERE MAKING THEIR
OWN
CUPS IN THERE. I THINK THEY WERE MAKING THEIR OWN LITTLE HOOCH.
[gibberish]
ALCOHOL
OWN LITTLE HOOCH. [gibberish] ALCOHOL MAKER?
I'VE
[gibberish] ALCOHOL MAKER? I'VE GONE FROM GRUMPY TO GIDDY.
I'M
ALCOHOL MAKER? I'VE GONE FROM GRUMPY TO GIDDY. I'M NOT SURE HOW THIS WORKS, BUT
I'M
I'VE GONE FROM GRUMPY TO GIDDY. I'M NOT SURE HOW THIS WORKS, BUT I'M GONNA FIND OUT.
NO
I'M NOT SURE HOW THIS WORKS, BUT I'M GONNA FIND OUT. NO MORE LONG ROAD TRIPS OF FIVE
MINUTES
I'M GONNA FIND OUT. NO MORE LONG ROAD TRIPS OF FIVE MINUTES TO THE LIQUOR STORE.
I'LL
NO MORE LONG ROAD TRIPS OF FIVE MINUTES TO THE LIQUOR STORE. I'LL JUST ROLL OVER.
>>
>> I
>> I FOUND A LOT OF INNER PEACE
IN
>> I FOUND A LOT OF INNER PEACE IN THE LOCKER I GOT FOR $600.
I
I THINK
I THINK THE UNIVERSE IS TELLING
ME
I THINK THE UNIVERSE IS TELLING ME THIS DARTBOARD IS VALUABLE.
I'M
I THINK THE UNIVERSE IS TELLING ME THIS DARTBOARD IS VALUABLE. I'M HOPING STEVE THE DART MASTER
CAN
ME THIS DARTBOARD IS VALUABLE. I'M HOPING STEVE THE DART MASTER CAN ENLIGHTEN ME.
STEVE?
>>
CAN ENLIGHTEN ME. STEVE? >> HI.
>>
STEVE? >> HI. >> HEY. I'M MARY.
I
>> HI. >> HEY. I'M MARY. I CALLED YOU ABOUT THIS.
>>
>> HEY. I'M MARY. I CALLED YOU ABOUT THIS. >> ALL RIGHT.
IT'S
I CALLED YOU ABOUT THIS. >> ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALMOST AS BIG AS YOU ARE.
IT'S
>> ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALMOST AS BIG AS YOU ARE. IT'S QUITE A BOARD
WELL,
WELL, MARY, ARE YOU OKAY?
>>
WELL, MARY, ARE YOU OKAY? >> I JUST WANT TO FOCUS MY CHI
BEFORE
WELL, MARY, ARE YOU OKAY? >> I JUST WANT TO FOCUS MY CHI BEFORE WE TALK.
>>
>> I JUST WANT TO FOCUS MY CHI BEFORE WE TALK. >> OKAY, WELL, GOOD TO GET INTO
A
BEFORE WE TALK. >> OKAY, WELL, GOOD TO GET INTO A ZONE BEFORE WE DO THE
EVALUATION.
SO
A ZONE BEFORE WE DO THE EVALUATION. SO THIS IS THE ARACHNID 800
SERIES.
THIS
SO THIS IS THE ARACHNID 800 SERIES. THIS WOULD BE ONE OF YOUR BETTER
HOME
SERIES. THIS WOULD BE ONE OF YOUR BETTER HOME MODELS.
NOW
THIS WOULD BE ONE OF YOUR BETTER HOME MODELS. NOW A BOARD LIKE THIS WILL COME
STANDARD
HOME MODELS. NOW A BOARD LIKE THIS WILL COME STANDARD WITH SOFT TIP NYLON
PLASTIC
NOW A BOARD LIKE THIS WILL COME STANDARD WITH SOFT TIP NYLON PLASTIC DARTS.
IT'LL
STANDARD WITH SOFT TIP NYLON PLASTIC DARTS. IT'LL KEEP SCORE FOR YOU, SO YOU
DON'T
PLASTIC DARTS. IT'LL KEEP SCORE FOR YOU, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
KEEPING
IT'LL KEEP SCORE FOR YOU, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT KEEPING SCORE.
>>
DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT KEEPING SCORE. >> WHAT'S THIS HECKLER?
>>
KEEPING SCORE. >> WHAT'S THIS HECKLER? >> WELL, THE HECKLER MODE
SIMULATES
>> WHAT'S THIS HECKLER? >> WELL, THE HECKLER MODE SIMULATES A BARROOM ATMOSPHERE
SO
>> WELL, THE HECKLER MODE SIMULATES A BARROOM ATMOSPHERE SO IF YOU MAKE A BAD SHOT, YOUR
BUDDIES
SIMULATES A BARROOM ATMOSPHERE SO IF YOU MAKE A BAD SHOT, YOUR BUDDIES ARE GONNA GIVE YOU
A
SO IF YOU MAKE A BAD SHOT, YOUR BUDDIES ARE GONNA GIVE YOU A HARD TIME ABOUT IT, SO IT'LL
HECKLE
BUDDIES ARE GONNA GIVE YOU A HARD TIME ABOUT IT, SO IT'LL HECKLE YOU AS YOU PLAY.
>>
A HARD TIME ABOUT IT, SO IT'LL HECKLE YOU AS YOU PLAY. >> OH, GREAT DARTBOARD, PLEASE
WORK.
[playing
>> OH, GREAT DARTBOARD, PLEASE WORK. [playing music]
YES.
>>
[playing music] YES. >> WANT HECKLER MODE ON?
>>
YES. >> WANT HECKLER MODE ON? >> HECKLER MODE ON.
>>
>> WANT HECKLER MODE ON? >> HECKLER MODE ON. >> OPEN YOUR EYES.
[both
>> HECKLER MODE ON. >> OPEN YOUR EYES. [both laugh]
YOU
>> OPEN YOUR EYES. [both laugh] YOU STINK.
>>
[both laugh] YOU STINK. >> [laughs]
>>
YOU STINK. >> [laughs] >> MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE UP
BOWLING.
PUT
>> MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE UP BOWLING. PUT DOWN THE DART AND STEP AWAY
FROM
BOWLING. PUT DOWN THE DART AND STEP AWAY FROM THE BOARD.
>>
PUT DOWN THE DART AND STEP AWAY FROM THE BOARD. >> STUPID DARTS.
JUST
FROM THE BOARD. >> STUPID DARTS. JUST TELL ME HOW MUCH THIS
FRICKING
>> STUPID DARTS. JUST TELL ME HOW MUCH THIS FRICKING THING IS WORTH.
ALL
JUST TELL ME HOW MUCH THIS FRICKING THING IS WORTH. ALL RIGHT, SO AM I ON TARGET
HERE
FRICKING THING IS WORTH. ALL RIGHT, SO AM I ON TARGET HERE OR WHAT?
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S A
>> IT'S A GOOD HOME EDITION
ELECTRONIC BOARD.
IN
ELECTRONIC BOARD. IN THE CONDITION IT'S IN,
PROBABLY
ELECTRONIC BOARD. IN THE CONDITION IT'S IN, PROBABLY 200.
>>
IN THE CONDITION IT'S IN, PROBABLY 200. >> HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD.
>>
PROBABLY 200. >> HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD. >> AH, THAT'S REAL GOOD.
>>
>> HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD. >> AH, THAT'S REAL GOOD. >> 200--PRETTY GOOD.
OM
>> AH, THAT'S REAL GOOD. >> 200--PRETTY GOOD. OM SWEET OM.
>>
>> 200--PRETTY GOOD. OM SWEET OM. >> LOSER.
>>
OM SWEET OM. >> LOSER. >> GOOD
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M HOPING THIS LITTLE STILL
I
>> I'M HOPING THIS LITTLE STILL I FOUND IS A DOUBLE SHOT OF
SUNSHINE.
OH,
I FOUND IS A DOUBLE SHOT OF SUNSHINE. OH, YEAH, THIS IS THE RIGHT
PLACE.
SO
OH, YEAH, THIS IS THE RIGHT PLACE. SO I'M AT BALCONES DISTILLERY TO
HAVE
PLACE. SO I'M AT BALCONES DISTILLERY TO HAVE WHISKEY MASTER CHIP TATE
GIVE
SO I'M AT BALCONES DISTILLERY TO HAVE WHISKEY MASTER CHIP TATE GIVE IT THE ONCE-OVER.
YOU
HAVE WHISKEY MASTER CHIP TATE GIVE IT THE ONCE-OVER. YOU MUST BE CHIP.
>>
GIVE IT THE ONCE-OVER. YOU MUST BE CHIP. >> YEAH, ARE YOU BUBBA?
>>
YOU MUST BE CHIP. >> YEAH, ARE YOU BUBBA? >> BUBBA.
>>
>> YEAH, ARE YOU BUBBA? >> BUBBA. >> YEAH, COME ON IN, MAN.
>>
>> BUBBA. >> YEAH, COME ON IN, MAN. >> GOT SOME WHISKEY GOING RIGHT
NOW.
>>
>> GOT SOME WHISKEY GOING RIGHT NOW. >> OH, MY GOD, THAT SMELLS SO
GOOD.
THIS
>> OH, MY GOD, THAT SMELLS SO GOOD. THIS IS LIKE HEAVEN.
THAT
GOOD. THIS IS LIKE HEAVEN. THAT IS WHAT I WAS CALLING YOU
ABOUT.
>>
THAT IS WHAT I WAS CALLING YOU ABOUT. >> THIS LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE
STILL.
THAT
>> THIS LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE STILL. THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT, 'CAUSE
THAT
STILL. THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT, 'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL.
>>
THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT, 'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL. >> YEAH, IT'S NOT MINE.
>>
THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL. >> YEAH, IT'S NOT MINE. >> I'M SURE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
ANY
>> YEAH, IT'S NOT MINE. >> I'M SURE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANY PART OF THAT.
THAT
>> I'M SURE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANY PART OF THAT. THAT ASIDE, THIS IS A WHISKEY
STILL.
>>
THAT ASIDE, THIS IS A WHISKEY STILL. >> WHAT DO I PUT IN HERE TO MAKE
WHISKEY?
NOT
>> WHAT DO I PUT IN HERE TO MAKE WHISKEY? NOT THAT I WOULD.
>>
WHISKEY? NOT THAT I WOULD. >> NOT THAT YOU WOULD.
SO
NOT THAT I WOULD. >> NOT THAT YOU WOULD. SO WHISKEY'S ALWAYS GOING TO
BE
>> NOT THAT YOU WOULD. SO WHISKEY'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE GRAIN-BASED, WHETHER IT'S
MALT
SO WHISKEY'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE GRAIN-BASED, WHETHER IT'S MALT OR CORN OR RYE.
>>
BE GRAIN-BASED, WHETHER IT'S MALT OR CORN OR RYE. >> OKAY.
>>
MALT OR CORN OR RYE. >> OKAY. >> PUT SOME HEAT ON IT.
THIS
>> OKAY. >> PUT SOME HEAT ON IT. THIS IS GONNA MAKE IT BOIL.
>>
>> PUT SOME HEAT ON IT. THIS IS GONNA MAKE IT BOIL. >> YEAH.
>>
THIS IS GONNA MAKE IT BOIL. >> YEAH. >> SO THEN THE VAPOR COMES UP
HERE,
>> YEAH. >> SO THEN THE VAPOR COMES UP HERE, WE RUN THE CONDENSER, COLD
WATER
>> SO THEN THE VAPOR COMES UP HERE, WE RUN THE CONDENSER, COLD WATER IN, HOT WATER OUT, DRIPS
OUT
HERE, WE RUN THE CONDENSER, COLD WATER IN, HOT WATER OUT, DRIPS OUT HERE, AND THAT'S IT.
YOU
WATER IN, HOT WATER OUT, DRIPS OUT HERE, AND THAT'S IT. YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU SOMETHING
THAT
OUT HERE, AND THAT'S IT. YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU SOMETHING THAT WOULD RESEMBLE WHAT MIGHT
COME
YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU SOMETHING THAT WOULD RESEMBLE WHAT MIGHT COME OUT OF THIS STILL?
>>
THAT WOULD RESEMBLE WHAT MIGHT COME OUT OF THIS STILL? >> WHISKEY IS MY FAVORITE DRINK.
IT'S
COME OUT OF THIS STILL? >> WHISKEY IS MY FAVORITE DRINK. IT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR.
IT'S
>> WHISKEY IS MY FAVORITE DRINK. IT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR. IT'S MY FAVORITE COLOGNE.
IT'S
IT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR. IT'S MY FAVORITE COLOGNE. IT'S MY FAVORITE BUBBLE BATH.
>>
IT'S MY FAVORITE COLOGNE. IT'S MY FAVORITE BUBBLE BATH. >> SO THIS IS WHAT CAME OFF
THE
IT'S MY FAVORITE BUBBLE BATH. >> SO THIS IS WHAT CAME OFF THE STILLS YESTERDAY.
THIS
>> SO THIS IS WHAT CAME OFF THE STILLS YESTERDAY. THIS IS ABOUT, WHAT IS IT,
62.3%
THE STILLS YESTERDAY. THIS IS ABOUT, WHAT IS IT, 62.3% ALCOHOL.
>>
THIS IS ABOUT, WHAT IS IT, 62.3% ALCOHOL. >> OKAY.
>>
62.3% ALCOHOL. >> OKAY. >> TAKE A SIP.
>>
>> OKAY. >> TAKE A SIP. >> IT'S CLEAR BECAUSE IT DOESN'T
GET
>> TAKE A SIP. >> IT'S CLEAR BECAUSE IT DOESN'T GET THE COLOR UNTIL THE BARREL,
RIGHT?
>>
GET THE COLOR UNTIL THE BARREL, RIGHT? >> THAT'S RIGHT.
>>
RIGHT? >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> IS THAT RIGHT?
>>
>> THAT'S RIGHT. >> IS THAT RIGHT? >> THE BARREL GIVES THE COLOR.
>>
>> IS THAT RIGHT? >> THE BARREL GIVES THE COLOR. >> I CAN DRINK THIS?
>>
>> THE BARREL GIVES THE COLOR. >> I CAN DRINK THIS? >> YOU SHOULD.
>>
>> I CAN DRINK THIS? >> YOU SHOULD. >> A SIP OR WHAT?
>>
>> YOU SHOULD. >> A SIP OR WHAT? >> I'D TAKE A SIP.
YOU
>> A SIP OR WHAT? >> I'D TAKE A SIP. YOU KNOW, IT'S 124.6 BREW.
BUT
>> I'D TAKE A SIP. YOU KNOW, IT'S 124.6 BREW. BUT IT'S PRETTY SMOOTH THAT WAY,
ISN'T
YOU KNOW, IT'S 124.6 BREW. BUT IT'S PRETTY SMOOTH THAT WAY, ISN'T IT?
>>
BUT IT'S PRETTY SMOOTH THAT WAY, ISN'T IT? >> THAT'S GOOD.
>>
ISN'T IT? >> THAT'S GOOD. >> YEAH. I MEAN, I'M GLAD YOU
LIKE
>> THAT'S GOOD. >> YEAH. I MEAN, I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT, MAN.
>>
>> YEAH. I MEAN, I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT, MAN. >> SMOOTH.
HOLY
LIKE IT, MAN. >> SMOOTH. HOLY COW.
THIS
>> SMOOTH. HOLY COW. THIS IS THE BEST APPRAISAL
I'VE
HOLY COW. THIS IS THE BEST APPRAISAL I'VE EVER--[hiccups]
WE
THIS IS THE BEST APPRAISAL I'VE EVER--[hiccups] WE GOT TO FIND OUT WHAT THIS
THING'S
I'VE EVER--[hiccups] WE GOT TO FIND OUT WHAT THIS THING'S WORTH.
ALL
WE GOT TO FIND OUT WHAT THIS THING'S WORTH. ALL RIGHT, CHIP, THE MAIN REASON
I'M
THING'S WORTH. ALL RIGHT, CHIP, THE MAIN REASON I'M HERE, BESIDES THE FREE
TASTING...
>>
I'M HERE, BESIDES THE FREE TASTING... >> RIGHT.
>>
TASTING... >> RIGHT. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK I COULD GET
FOR
>> RIGHT. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK I COULD GET FOR THIS?
>>
>> YEAH,
>> YEAH, THERE'S A LOT OF NICE
WELDING
>> YEAH, THERE'S A LOT OF NICE WELDING HERE.
THE
WELDING HERE. THE STAINLESS WORK IS REALLY
WELL
THE STAINLESS WORK IS REALLY WELL DONE.
YOU'D
WELL DONE. YOU'D NEED TO GET A LICENSE FOR
IT,
YOU'D NEED TO GET A LICENSE FOR IT, BUT I'D SAY IT'S PROBABLY
WORTH...
500,
WORTH... 500, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>>
500, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> TURN MY FROWN UPSIDE DOWN.
>>
>> CHEERS.
>>
>> CHEERS. >> GOD BLESS YOU, SIR.
>>
>> CHEERS. >> GOD BLESS YOU, SIR. >> I CAN'T MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER
BUT
>> GOD BLESS YOU, SIR. >> I CAN'T MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER BUT I CAN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER
ABOUT
>> I CAN'T MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER BUT I CAN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT.
>>
BUT I CAN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT. >> YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT
BREAKING
ABOUT IT. >> YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT BREAKING BAD?
>>
>> YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT BREAKING BAD? >> I GET THAT QUESTION A LOT,
AND,
BREAKING BAD? >> I GET THAT QUESTION A LOT, AND, UH, NO.
>>
>> I GET THAT QUESTION A LOT, AND, UH, NO. >> [laughs]
>>
>> IT
>> IT TURNS OUT THAT THAT DRESS
I
>> IT TURNS OUT THAT THAT DRESS I FOUND IS A BALLROOM DANCING
GOWN.
SO
SO I'M
SO I'M AT
SO I'M AT ARTHUR MURRAY DANCE
SCHOOL
SO I'M AT ARTHUR MURRAY DANCE SCHOOL TO TALK TO RYAN WEST,
DANCE
SO I'M AT ARTHUR MURRAY DANCE SCHOOL TO TALK TO RYAN WEST, DANCE INSTRUCTOR EXTRAORDINAIRE.
I
SCHOOL TO TALK TO RYAN WEST, DANCE INSTRUCTOR EXTRAORDINAIRE. I MISSED IT?
>>
DANCE INSTRUCTOR EXTRAORDINAIRE. I MISSED IT? >> I GUESS SO.
>>
I MISSED IT? >> I GUESS SO. >> ARE YOU RYAN?
>>
>> I GUESS SO. >> ARE YOU RYAN? >> I AM.
>>
>> ARE YOU RYAN? >> I AM. >> KENNY STOWE FROM EAST TEXAS.
HOW
>> I AM. >> KENNY STOWE FROM EAST TEXAS. HOW YOU DOING?
>>
>> KENNY STOWE FROM EAST TEXAS. HOW YOU DOING? >> I'M DOING WELL.
WE
HOW YOU DOING? >> I'M DOING WELL. WE TALKED ON THE PHONE.
>>
>> I'M DOING WELL. WE TALKED ON THE PHONE. >> YES, SIR, YES, SIR.
I
WE TALKED ON THE PHONE. >> YES, SIR, YES, SIR. I GOT THIS THING I FOUND IN
A
>> YES, SIR, YES, SIR. I GOT THIS THING I FOUND IN A LOCKER, AND I DON'T THINK IT'S
EVER
I GOT THIS THING I FOUND IN A LOCKER, AND I DON'T THINK IT'S EVER GOING TO COMPARE TO WHAT
YOU'RE
A LOCKER, AND I DON'T THINK IT'S EVER GOING TO COMPARE TO WHAT YOU'RE WEARING, BUT, BUDDY, WE
BROUGHT
EVER GOING TO COMPARE TO WHAT YOU'RE WEARING, BUT, BUDDY, WE BROUGHT IT TO SEE WHAT YOU
THOUGHT
YOU'RE WEARING, BUT, BUDDY, WE BROUGHT IT TO SEE WHAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
>>
BROUGHT IT TO SEE WHAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT
THOUGHT ABOUT IT. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT IT. >> HERE WE GO.
WELL,
AT IT. >> HERE WE GO. WELL, KENNY, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL,
BUT
>> HERE WE GO. WELL, KENNY, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, BUT I DON'T KNOW THAT IT'S YOUR
SIZE.
>>
BUT I DON'T KNOW THAT IT'S YOUR SIZE. >> I LIKE IT.
IT
SIZE. >> I LIKE IT. IT JUST WOULDN'T FIT ME.
>>
>> I LIKE IT. IT JUST WOULDN'T FIT ME. >> WE CAN MAYBE SQUEEZE YOU INTO
IT.
>>
>> WE CAN MAYBE SQUEEZE YOU INTO IT. >> YOU COULDN'T SQUEEZE ME INTO
THAT.
WITH
>> YOU COULDN'T SQUEEZE ME INTO THAT. WITH TWO SHOVELS AND A
PITCHFORK,
THAT. WITH TWO SHOVELS AND A PITCHFORK, YOU COULDN'T GET ME
IN
WITH TWO SHOVELS AND A PITCHFORK, YOU COULDN'T GET ME IN THAT.
>>
PITCHFORK, YOU COULDN'T GET ME IN THAT. >> WELL, BASICALLY WHAT YOU HAVE
HERE
IN THAT. >> WELL, BASICALLY WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS YOU HAVE A BALLROOM
DRESS
>> WELL, BASICALLY WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS YOU HAVE A BALLROOM DRESS THAT YOU WOULD DANCE IN.
AND
HERE IS YOU HAVE A BALLROOM DRESS THAT YOU WOULD DANCE IN. AND THESE DRESSES ARE HANDMADE
COMPLETELY
DRESS THAT YOU WOULD DANCE IN. AND THESE DRESSES ARE HANDMADE COMPLETELY FROM HEAD TO TOE.
YOU
AND THESE DRESSES ARE HANDMADE COMPLETELY FROM HEAD TO TOE. YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING FROM EVEN
THE
COMPLETELY FROM HEAD TO TOE. YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING FROM EVEN THE AURORA BOREALIS CRYSTALS
THAT
YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING FROM EVEN THE AURORA BOREALIS CRYSTALS THAT YOU GOT ON HERE.
>>
THE AURORA BOREALIS CRYSTALS THAT YOU GOT ON HERE. >> AURORA?
>>
THAT YOU GOT ON HERE. >> AURORA? >> AURORA BOREALIS CRYSTALS.
THEY'RE
>> AURORA? >> AURORA BOREALIS CRYSTALS. THEY'RE SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS.
THEY
>> AURORA BOREALIS CRYSTALS. THEY'RE SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS. THEY REFLECT MULTIPLE COLORS.
THESE
THEY'RE SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS. THEY REFLECT MULTIPLE COLORS. THESE ARE DESIGNED SO THAT
EVERYONE
THEY REFLECT MULTIPLE COLORS. THESE ARE DESIGNED SO THAT EVERYONE ON THE FLOOR, WHENEVER
A
THESE ARE DESIGNED SO THAT EVERYONE ON THE FLOOR, WHENEVER A LADY GETS OUT IN THIS, THAT
THEY'RE
EVERYONE ON THE FLOOR, WHENEVER A LADY GETS OUT IN THIS, THAT THEY'RE STARING AT HER.
>>
A LADY GETS OUT IN THIS, THAT THEY'RE STARING AT HER. >> YOU'RE MAKING MY DAY NOW.
>>
THEY'RE STARING AT HER. >> YOU'RE MAKING MY DAY NOW. >> ALONG WITH THE OSTRICH
FEATHERS,
>> YOU'RE MAKING MY DAY NOW. >> ALONG WITH THE OSTRICH FEATHERS, EVERYTHING IS--
>>
>> ALONG WITH THE OSTRICH FEATHERS, EVERYTHING IS-- >> OSTRICH?
>>
FEATHERS, EVERYTHING IS-- >> OSTRICH? >> OSTRICH FEATHERS, YEAH, THESE
ARE
>> OSTRICH? >> OSTRICH FEATHERS, YEAH, THESE ARE OSTRICH FEATHERS THAT HAVE
BEEN
>> OSTRICH FEATHERS, YEAH, THESE ARE OSTRICH FEATHERS THAT HAVE BEEN PUT ONTO THE BOTTOM OF THIS
DRESS
ARE OSTRICH FEATHERS THAT HAVE BEEN PUT ONTO THE BOTTOM OF THIS DRESS RIGHT HERE.
>>
BEEN PUT ONTO THE BOTTOM OF THIS DRESS RIGHT HERE. >> SO THEM ARE EXPENSIVE.
>>
DRESS RIGHT HERE. >> SO THEM ARE EXPENSIVE. >> YEAH.
YES,
>> SO THEM ARE EXPENSIVE. >> YEAH. YES, THEM ARE EXPENSIVE.
>>
>> YEAH. YES, THEM ARE EXPENSIVE. >> THAT'S GOOD WORDIN'.
>>
YES, THEM ARE EXPENSIVE. >> THAT'S GOOD WORDIN'. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
>>
>> THAT'S GOOD WORDIN'. >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> HANDMADE, COVERED IN
CRYSTALS--SOUNDS
>> THAT'S RIGHT. >> HANDMADE, COVERED IN CRYSTALS--SOUNDS LIKE MONEY.
BOTTOM
>> HANDMADE, COVERED IN CRYSTALS--SOUNDS LIKE MONEY. BOTTOM LINE, GIVE ME THE BIG
FIGURE.
TELL
BOTTOM LINE, GIVE ME THE BIG FIGURE. TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT THIS DRESS
IS
FIGURE. TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT THIS DRESS IS GONNA BE WORTH.
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, WITH A DRESS LIKE THIS
WITH,
>> WELL, WITH A DRESS LIKE THIS WITH, I MEAN, ALL THE STONES ARE
INTACT,
WITH, I MEAN, ALL THE STONES ARE INTACT, AND THE FEATHERS, AND
THE
INTACT, AND THE FEATHERS, AND THE CONDITION THAT IT'S IN...
I
THE CONDITION THAT IT'S IN... I WOULD SAY FOR A DRESS LIKE
THIS,
I WOULD SAY FOR A DRESS LIKE THIS, YOU'RE PROBABLY LOOKING
AT
THIS, YOU'RE PROBABLY LOOKING AT ABOUT $4,500.
>>
AT ABOUT $4,500. >> [laughs]
YEAH!
KA-CHINGALADA,
YEAH! KA-CHINGALADA, KA-CHINGALADA.
I
I COULD
I COULD JUST WALTZ ALL OVER
TEXAS,
I COULD JUST WALTZ ALL OVER TEXAS, I'M SO HAPPY.
SO,
I COULD JUST WALTZ ALL OVER TEXAS, I'M SO HAPPY. SO, RYAN, MAN, IT'S BEEN
A
TEXAS, I'M SO HAPPY. SO, RYAN, MAN, IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE MEETING YOU.
>>
SO, RYAN, MAN, IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE MEETING YOU. >> ABSOLUTELY.
>>
A PLEASURE MEETING YOU. >> ABSOLUTELY. >> I'M GONNA GET MY DRESS AND
I'M
>> ABSOLUTELY. >> I'M GONNA GET MY DRESS AND I'M GONNA BOOT-SCOOT ON BACK TO
EAST
>> I'M GONNA GET MY DRESS AND I'M GONNA BOOT-SCOOT ON BACK TO EAST TEXAS.
>>
I'M GONNA BOOT-SCOOT ON BACK TO EAST TEXAS. >> narrator: THE LEADER IN
LONGVIEW
EAST TEXAS. >> narrator: THE LEADER IN LONGVIEW WAS KENNY STOWE, WHO
DANCED
>> narrator: THE LEADER IN LONGVIEW WAS KENNY STOWE, WHO DANCED HIS WAY TO A PROFIT OF
4,700
LONGVIEW WAS KENNY STOWE, WHO DANCED HIS WAY TO A PROFIT OF 4,700 BUCKS.
MARY
DANCED HIS WAY TO A PROFIT OF 4,700 BUCKS. MARY HIT THE BULLS-EYE WITH HER
ELECTRONIC
4,700 BUCKS. MARY HIT THE BULLS-EYE WITH HER ELECTRONIC DARTBOARD, EARNING
365
MARY HIT THE BULLS-EYE WITH HER ELECTRONIC DARTBOARD, EARNING 365 BUCKS.
BUBBA
ELECTRONIC DARTBOARD, EARNING 365 BUCKS. BUBBA SMITH'S WHISKEY STILL ONLY
POURED
365 BUCKS. BUBBA SMITH'S WHISKEY STILL ONLY POURED HIM $170.
WHILE
WHILE JENNY DEALT WITH BAD NEWS
AND
WHILE JENNY DEALT WITH BAD NEWS AND BAD MOVES TO LEAVE
WITH
AND BAD MOVES TO LEAVE WITH NOTHING.
>>
WITH NOTHING. >> LET'S GIVE YOUR WIFE
SOMETHING
>> LET'S GIVE YOUR WIFE SOMETHING THAT SHE CAN TAKE FROM
ALL
SOMETHING THAT SHE CAN TAKE FROM ALL THIS EXPERIENCE, ALL RIGHT?
>>
ALL THIS EXPERIENCE, ALL RIGHT? >> WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO GIVE
HER?
>>
HER? >> LET'S GIVE YOU A COUPLE DANCE
MOVES.
YOU
MOVES. YOU CAN GO OUT AND IMPRESS HER
NEXT
YOU CAN GO OUT AND IMPRESS HER NEXT TIME YOU TAKE HER OUT.
>>
NEXT TIME YOU TAKE HER OUT. >> YOU'RE GONNA SHOW ME HOW TO
DANCE?
>>
DANCE? >> YEAH, YEAH, COME ON.
>>
>> YEAH, YEAH, COME ON. >> I'M GAME.
>>
>> I'M GAME. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT.
THERE
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT. THERE YOU GO.
>>
THERE YOU GO. >> IS THAT WHAT WE'RE DOING?
>>
>> IS THAT WHAT WE'RE DOING? >> THAT'S IT, RIGHT THERE.
>>
>> THAT'S IT, RIGHT THERE. >> SO WE DO THIS TOO?
>>
>> SO WE DO THIS TOO? >> THAT'S RIGHT.
THERE
>> THAT'S RIGHT. THERE YOU GO.
>>
THERE YOU GO. >> DO A LITTLE BIT OF THIS HERE.
>>
>> DO A LITTLE BIT OF THIS HERE. >> YEAH, WHY
>>
>> [laughs] THIS IS DIFFERENT.
THIS
>> [laughs] THIS IS DIFFERENT. THIS IS REALLY WEIRD.
>>
THIS IS REALLY WEIRD. >> I'M TELLING YOU.
>>
>> I'M TELLING YOU. >> THAT'S ENOUGH, AIN'T