>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH! SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH! SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH!
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH! >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> YEAH! >> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> ANTIQUE TRUNK, ANTIQUE SEWING
TABLES.
WHO
>> ANTIQUE TRUNK, ANTIQUE SEWING TABLES. WHO NEEDS A HOUSE PAYMENT OR
GROCERIES?
MONEY,
WHO NEEDS A HOUSE PAYMENT OR GROCERIES? MONEY, MONEY, MONEY.
OH,
GROCERIES? MONEY, MONEY, MONEY. OH, MY GOD.
>>
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY. OH, MY GOD. >> YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING
ME.
>>
>> YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. >> RICKY, YOU READY?
>>
ME. >> RICKY, YOU READY? >> YEAH.
>>
>> RICKY, YOU READY? >> YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS.
[gunfire]
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS. [gunfire] >> THE NEXT TIME A RIOT BREAKS
OUT
[gunfire] >> THE NEXT TIME A RIOT BREAKS OUT AT THE AUCTION, BY GOD,
I'M
>> THE NEXT TIME A RIOT BREAKS OUT AT THE AUCTION, BY GOD, I'M GONNA BE READY.
>>
OUT AT THE AUCTION, BY GOD, I'M GONNA BE READY. >> TODAY'S THE DAY I HAVE TO
SHOW
I'M GONNA BE READY. >> TODAY'S THE DAY I HAVE TO SHOW PEOPLE WHO'S BOSS.
I'LL
>> TODAY'S THE DAY I HAVE TO SHOW PEOPLE WHO'S BOSS. I'LL PUT YOUR ASS BACK IN THAT--
>>
SHOW PEOPLE WHO'S BOSS. I'LL PUT YOUR ASS BACK IN THAT-- >> I'M GONNA TELL YOU ONCE!
>>
I'LL PUT YOUR ASS BACK IN THAT-- >> I'M GONNA TELL YOU ONCE! >> ANY TIME YOU WANT IT.
>>
>> I'M GONNA TELL YOU ONCE! >> ANY TIME YOU WANT IT. >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
>> ANY TIME YOU WANT IT. >> OH, MY GOD. >> UH-OH.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD. >> UH-OH. >> COME ON.
[country
[country rock music]
>>
[country rock music] >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB.
CHA-CHING!
>>
CHA-CHING! >> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG. >> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER I
PAINT
>> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER I PAINT IT.
>>
>> I
>> I SEE
>> I SEE TREASURES.
DOLLAR
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS!
♪
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS! ♪ ♪
>>
DOLLAR SIGNS! ♪ ♪ >> all: OH!
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH! >> THIS IS OUR TURF.
>>
>> all: OH! >> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS.
>>
>> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING.
>>
>> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER. OOPS!
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER. OOPS! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> WOMEN POWER. OOPS! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> YEAH!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> YEAH! >> [auctioneering]
>>
>> YEAH! >> [auctioneering] >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> [auctioneering] >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY.
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY. >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> HEY. >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
>>
>> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ >> YES.
>>
>> ♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> AND IT'S SOLD!
TODAY,
>> AND IT'S SOLD! TODAY, WE'RE IN HENDERSON,
TEXAS.
NOW,
TEXAS. NOW, HENDERSON HAS BEEN A TOWN
LONGER
NOW, HENDERSON HAS BEEN A TOWN LONGER THAN TEXAS HAS BEEN
A
LONGER THAN TEXAS HAS BEEN A STATE.
IT'S
A STATE. IT'S OLDER THAN TEXAS, WHICH IS
SOMETHING
IT'S OLDER THAN TEXAS, WHICH IS SOMETHING I THOUGHT I COULD ONLY
SAY
SOMETHING I THOUGHT I COULD ONLY SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER-IN-LAW.
[laughs]
OH,
[laughs] OH, SHE GON' KILL ME FOR THAT.
>>
OH, SHE GON' KILL ME FOR THAT. >> [sighs]
HENDERSON.
OLD
HENDERSON. OLD RAILROAD TOWN.
BUBBA
OLD RAILROAD TOWN. BUBBA AND I ARE SCATTERED LIKE
QUAIL
BUBBA AND I ARE SCATTERED LIKE QUAIL TODAY.
HE'S
QUAIL TODAY. HE'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE
STATE,
HE'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STATE, AND I'M OVER HERE LOOKING
FOR
STATE, AND I'M OVER HERE LOOKING FOR MY SPECIALTY, WHICH IS
ANTIQUES.
I
ANTIQUES. I HAVE AN AUCTION FRIEND THAT
LIVES
I HAVE AN AUCTION FRIEND THAT LIVES HERE.
HE
LIVES HERE. HE SAID IT'S PRETTY GOOD, SO--
>>
HE SAID IT'S PRETTY GOOD, SO-- >> YEAH, I HEARD IT WAS GOOD.
THAT'S
>> YEAH, I HEARD IT WAS GOOD. THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT THIS
MONTH'S
THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT THIS MONTH'S MORTGAGE.
>>
MONTH'S MORTGAGE. >> THIS MONTH'S MORTGAGE!
>>
>> THIS MONTH'S MORTGAGE! >> WHO NEEDS A HOUSE PAYMENT AND
GROCERIES
>> WHO NEEDS A HOUSE PAYMENT AND GROCERIES WHEN YOU CAN SCORE
A
GROCERIES WHEN YOU CAN SCORE A LOCKER FULL OF
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, I LOVE BEING IN EAST
TEXAS.
BUT
TEXAS. BUT TODAY'S THE DAY I HAVE TO
SHOW
BUT TODAY'S THE DAY I HAVE TO SHOW PEOPLE WHO'S BOSS.
EAST
SHOW PEOPLE WHO'S BOSS. EAST TEXAS IS MY TERRITORY, AND
YOU
EAST TEXAS IS MY TERRITORY, AND YOU CAN JUST THINK OF ME AS
A
YOU CAN JUST THINK OF ME AS A GUARD DOG.
RUFF.
THIS
RUFF. THIS IS MY TURF.
EAST
THIS IS MY TURF. EAST TEXAS IS MY PLACE, AND I
DON'T
EAST TEXAS IS MY PLACE, AND I DON'T CARE WHO IT IS OUT HERE.
THEY'RE
DON'T CARE WHO IT IS OUT HERE. THEY'RE EITHER GONNA PAY TOO
MUCH
THEY'RE EITHER GONNA PAY TOO MUCH FOR A LOCKER, OR THEY AIN'T
GETTING
MUCH FOR A LOCKER, OR THEY AIN'T GETTING IT.
[horn
GETTING IT. [horn honks]
WHAT,
[horn honks] WHAT, DOES HE THINK HE CAN JUST
COME
WHAT, DOES HE THINK HE CAN JUST COME OFF, UP INTO MY TERRITORY?
HE
COME OFF, UP INTO MY TERRITORY? HE AIN'T GETTING NOTHING OUT
HERE
HE AIN'T GETTING NOTHING OUT HERE TODAY, I PROMISE
>>
>> LOOK
>> LOOK AT THEIR OUTFITS.
OH,
>> LOOK AT THEIR OUTFITS. OH, MY GOD.
>>
OH, MY GOD. >> I'M NOT TEACHING SONNY ABOUT
AUCTIONS.
I'M
AUCTIONS. I'M TEACHING HIM ABOUT LIFE.
AND
I'M TEACHING HIM ABOUT LIFE. AND WHO BETTER TO GUIDE HIM THAN
ME?
OKAY,
OKAY, LOOSEN UP, MAN, LOOSEN UP.
THIS
OKAY, LOOSEN UP, MAN, LOOSEN UP. THIS IS ALL ABOUT RJESNJANSKY
STYLE,
OKAY, LOOSEN UP, MAN, LOOSEN UP. THIS IS ALL ABOUT RJESNJANSKY STYLE, YOU GOT ME?
OKAY,
THIS IS ALL ABOUT RJESNJANSKY STYLE, YOU GOT ME? OKAY, YOUR HAIR LOOKS GOOD.
>>
STYLE, YOU GOT ME? OKAY, YOUR HAIR LOOKS GOOD. >> THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN.
>>
OKAY, YOUR HAIR LOOKS GOOD. >> THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN. >> NO, IT'S
DR.
>> THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN. >> NO, IT'S DR. EVIL AND MINI-ME.
>>
>> NO, IT'S DR. EVIL AND MINI-ME. >> SONNY'S GONNA BE SILENT AND
DEADLY
DR. EVIL AND MINI-ME. >> SONNY'S GONNA BE SILENT AND DEADLY TODAY.
>>
>> SONNY'S GONNA BE SILENT AND DEADLY TODAY. >> OKAY.
>>
DEADLY TODAY. >> OKAY. >> SONNY AIN'T GONNA BE
[bleep]
>> OKAY. >> SONNY AIN'T GONNA BE [bleep] TODAY.
>>
>> SONNY AIN'T GONNA BE [bleep] TODAY. >> YOUR MOTHER.
>>
[bleep] TODAY. >> YOUR MOTHER. >> OH!
>>
>> YOUR MOTHER. >> OH! >> YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
MOTHERS?
YOU
>> YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT MOTHERS? YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT MOTHERS
WITH
MOTHERS? YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT MOTHERS WITH ME?
>>
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT MOTHERS WITH ME? >> DON'T. YOU GOT TO BE COOL.
>>
WITH ME? >> DON'T. YOU GOT TO BE COOL. >> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
SON.
>>
>> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, SON. >> YOU GOT TO BE COOL TODAY.
>>
SON. >> YOU GOT TO BE COOL TODAY. >> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
YOU
>> YOU GOT TO BE COOL TODAY. >> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. YOU MUST'VE WENT TO LOUISIANA
AND
>> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. YOU MUST'VE WENT TO LOUISIANA AND GOT THESE PINK SHIRTS IN
A
YOU MUST'VE WENT TO LOUISIANA AND GOT THESE PINK SHIRTS IN A PACKAGE DEAL, OKAY?
>>
AND GOT THESE PINK SHIRTS IN A PACKAGE DEAL, OKAY? >> KENNY, I'M GONNA TELL YOU
ONCE.
>>
>> KENNY, I'M GONNA TELL YOU ONCE. >> 'CAUSE I'M GONNA TELL YOU
WHAT
ONCE. >> 'CAUSE I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO.
I'LL
>> 'CAUSE I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO. I'LL PUT YOUR ASS BACK IN THAT--
>>
WHAT I'LL DO. I'LL PUT YOUR ASS BACK IN THAT-- >> I'M GONNA TELL YOU ONCE.
>>
I'LL PUT YOUR ASS BACK IN THAT-- >> I'M GONNA TELL YOU ONCE. >> ANY TIME YOU WANT IT!
>>
>> I'M GONNA TELL YOU ONCE. >> ANY TIME YOU WANT IT! >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
>> ANY TIME YOU WANT IT! >> OH, MY GOD. >> I'M GONNA TELL YOU ONCE, ALL
RIGHT?
>>
>> I'M GONNA TELL YOU ONCE, ALL RIGHT? >> YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME,
AND
RIGHT? >> YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME, AND THAT'S A MISTAKE.
A
>> YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME, AND THAT'S A MISTAKE. A MISTAKE!
>>
AND THAT'S A MISTAKE. A MISTAKE! >> DON'T PICK ON MY BOY.
>>
A MISTAKE! >> DON'T PICK ON MY BOY. >> I DIDN'T PICK ON NOBODY.
I
>> DON'T PICK ON MY BOY. >> I DIDN'T PICK ON NOBODY. I TOLD HIM THE TRUTH.
THE
>> I DIDN'T PICK ON NOBODY. I TOLD HIM THE TRUTH. THE SHIRTS IS UGLY AS [bleep].
YOU
I TOLD HIM THE TRUTH. THE SHIRTS IS UGLY AS [bleep]. YOU DON'T EVER PUT YOUR HANDS ON
ME
THE SHIRTS IS UGLY AS [bleep]. YOU DON'T EVER PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME AGAIN.
EVER!
'CAUSE
ME AGAIN. EVER! 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T [bleep] OUT
HERE.
WHY
'CAUSE YOU AIN'T [bleep] OUT HERE. WHY DON'T YOU GET BACK IN THE
CAR?
>>
WHY DON'T YOU GET BACK IN THE CAR? >> JUST SHUT UP, KENNY.
>>
CAR? >> JUST SHUT UP, KENNY. >> WHEN GUYS START TAKING THEIR
SHIRTS
>> JUST SHUT UP, KENNY. >> WHEN GUYS START TAKING THEIR SHIRTS OFF, NOTHING GOOD EVER
HAPPENS.
[dramatic
SHIRTS OFF, NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS. [dramatic music]
♪
HAPPENS. [dramatic music] ♪ ♪
>>
[dramatic music] ♪ ♪ >> NOW YOU GON' GET YOUR ASS
BACK
♪ ♪ >> NOW YOU GON' GET YOUR ASS BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONG, 'CAUSE
YOU
>> NOW YOU GON' GET YOUR ASS BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONG, 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T GONNA [bleep] TOUCH
ME,
BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONG, 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T GONNA [bleep] TOUCH ME, [bleep]!
COME
YOU AIN'T GONNA [bleep] TOUCH ME, [bleep]! COME ON!
I
ME, [bleep]! COME ON! I GUARANTEE YOU, I WILL [bleep]
YOU
COME ON! I GUARANTEE YOU, I WILL [bleep] YOU UP.
>>
I GUARANTEE YOU, I WILL [bleep] YOU UP. >> I WANT HIM REMOVED FROM THE
AUCTION
YOU UP. >> I WANT HIM REMOVED FROM THE AUCTION RIGHT NOW.
>>
>> I WANT HIM REMOVED FROM THE AUCTION RIGHT NOW. >> NO, YOU HIT ME FIRST, BUDDY.
I'M
AUCTION RIGHT NOW. >> NO, YOU HIT ME FIRST, BUDDY. I'M PROTECTING MYSELF.
>>
>> NO, YOU HIT ME FIRST, BUDDY. I'M PROTECTING MYSELF. >> I WANT HIM REMOVED.
RIGHT
I'M PROTECTING MYSELF. >> I WANT HIM REMOVED. RIGHT NOW.
>>
>> I WANT HIM REMOVED. RIGHT NOW. >> YOU HEARD ME.
YOU
RIGHT NOW. >> YOU HEARD ME. YOU SEEN HIM HIT ME, DIDN'T YOU?
>>
>> YOU HEARD ME. YOU SEEN HIM HIT ME, DIDN'T YOU? >> I NEED TO COLLECT $10
FOR
YOU SEEN HIM HIT ME, DIDN'T YOU? >> I NEED TO COLLECT $10 FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT TODAY.
[laughter]
>>
FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT TODAY. [laughter] >> WHAT WAS HE SAYING TO YOU?
>>
[laughter] >> WHAT WAS HE SAYING TO YOU? >> HE COME UP AND PUSHED ME!
NIGH
>> WHAT WAS HE SAYING TO YOU? >> HE COME UP AND PUSHED ME! NIGH ABOUT KNOCKED ME DOWN!
>>
>> HE COME UP AND PUSHED ME! NIGH ABOUT KNOCKED ME DOWN! >> YOU KNOW, WE GOT TO FOCUS ON
BUYING
NIGH ABOUT KNOCKED ME DOWN! >> YOU KNOW, WE GOT TO FOCUS ON BUYING UNITS, ALL RIGHT?
>>
>> YOU KNOW, WE GOT TO FOCUS ON BUYING UNITS, ALL RIGHT? >> I KNOW.
>>
BUYING UNITS, ALL RIGHT? >> I KNOW. >> NOT GETTING IN FIGHTS WITH
THE
>> I KNOW. >> NOT GETTING IN FIGHTS WITH THE LOCAL PEOPLE HERE.
>>
>> NOT GETTING IN FIGHTS WITH THE LOCAL PEOPLE HERE. >> DIG THIS.
WE
THE LOCAL PEOPLE HERE. >> DIG THIS. WE GOT SOME GREAT AUCTIONS.
WE'RE
>> DIG THIS. WE GOT SOME GREAT AUCTIONS. WE'RE GONNA START HERE IN
A
WE GOT SOME GREAT AUCTIONS. WE'RE GONNA START HERE IN A MINUTE.
>>
WE'RE GONNA START HERE IN A MINUTE. >> YEAH, THAT'S FINE.
BUT
A MINUTE. >> YEAH, THAT'S FINE. BUT HE AIN'T GONNA DO THAT, AND
I
>> YEAH, THAT'S FINE. BUT HE AIN'T GONNA DO THAT, AND I AIN'T GONNA WATCH MY BACK ALL
DAY
BUT HE AIN'T GONNA DO THAT, AND I AIN'T GONNA WATCH MY BACK ALL DAY LONG.
>>
I AIN'T GONNA WATCH MY BACK ALL DAY LONG. >> HEY, AT LEAST HE DIDN'T MESS
UP
DAY LONG. >> HEY, AT LEAST HE DIDN'T MESS UP YOUR HAIR.
>>
>> HEY, AT LEAST HE DIDN'T MESS UP YOUR HAIR. >> IS IT STILL GOOD?
>>
UP YOUR HAIR. >> IS IT STILL GOOD? >> YEAH, STILL GOOD.
>>
>> IS IT STILL GOOD? >> YEAH, STILL GOOD. >> OKAY.
>>
>> YEAH, STILL GOOD. >> OKAY. >> CAN I HAVE THE BAT?
>>
>> OKAY. >> CAN I HAVE THE BAT? >> PUTTING IT BACK IN THE TRUCK.
>>
>> CAN I HAVE THE BAT? >> PUTTING IT BACK IN THE TRUCK. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> PUTTING IT BACK IN THE TRUCK. >> ALL RIGHT. >> IF I NEED THE SON OF A BITCH,
I'LL
>> ALL RIGHT. >> IF I NEED THE SON OF A BITCH, I'LL GO GET IT.
>>
>> IF I NEED THE SON OF A BITCH, I'LL GO GET IT. >> LOSE IT.
WE'RE
I'LL GO GET IT. >> LOSE IT. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD DAY.
ALL
>> LOSE IT. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD DAY. ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
TODAY'S
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD DAY. ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TODAY'S BIDDING, NO STICKS AND
STONES.
PLEASE
TODAY'S BIDDING, NO STICKS AND STONES. PLEASE BID WITH YOUR HANDS.
NEVER
STONES. PLEASE BID WITH YOUR HANDS. NEVER MIND, THAT WAS THE WRONG
ONE.
MAYBE
NEVER MIND, THAT WAS THE WRONG ONE. MAYBE NOT.
ALL
ONE. MAYBE NOT. ALL RIGHT, FIRST THING WE'RE
GONNA
MAYBE NOT. ALL RIGHT, FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE
DOOR.
YOU'RE
GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING
ANY
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES.
ARE
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
ANY BOXES. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO!
WHOO!
>>
>> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! WHOO! >> OKAY.
LOOKS
WHOO! >> OKAY. LOOKS LIKE THIS LOCKER'S BEEN IN
HERE
>> OKAY. LOOKS LIKE THIS LOCKER'S BEEN IN HERE A LONG TIME, 'CAUSE WE'VE
GOT
LOOKS LIKE THIS LOCKER'S BEEN IN HERE A LONG TIME, 'CAUSE WE'VE GOT TAPES.
IF
HERE A LONG TIME, 'CAUSE WE'VE GOT TAPES. IF YOU'RE STILL HANGING ONTO
YOUR
GOT TAPES. IF YOU'RE STILL HANGING ONTO YOUR TAPES, THEN YOU'VE PROBABLY
GOT
IF YOU'RE STILL HANGING ONTO YOUR TAPES, THEN YOU'VE PROBABLY GOT A LOT OF OTHER OLD STUFF.
>>
YOUR TAPES, THEN YOU'VE PROBABLY GOT A LOT OF OTHER OLD STUFF. >> GOT A FEW TOOLS THAT ARE
PRETTY
GOT A LOT OF OTHER OLD STUFF. >> GOT A FEW TOOLS THAT ARE PRETTY NICE.
BUT
>> GOT A FEW TOOLS THAT ARE PRETTY NICE. BUT A LOT OF BLACK PLASTIC.
CLOTHES.
>>
BUT A LOT OF BLACK PLASTIC. CLOTHES. >> HEY, IS THAT AN ANTIQUE?
>>
CLOTHES. >> HEY, IS THAT AN ANTIQUE? >> A DEAD RAT AIN'T THE KIND OF
ANTIQUE
>> HEY, IS THAT AN ANTIQUE? >> A DEAD RAT AIN'T THE KIND OF ANTIQUE I'M LOOKING FOR TODAY.
>>
>> A DEAD RAT AIN'T THE KIND OF ANTIQUE I'M LOOKING FOR TODAY. >> WELL, I KIND OF LIKE THE
BAGS,
ANTIQUE I'M LOOKING FOR TODAY. >> WELL, I KIND OF LIKE THE BAGS, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE
KIND
>> WELL, I KIND OF LIKE THE BAGS, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE KIND OF CHUNKY LIKE THAT.
THEY
BAGS, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE KIND OF CHUNKY LIKE THAT. THEY GOT SOMETHING IN 'EM
BESIDES
KIND OF CHUNKY LIKE THAT. THEY GOT SOMETHING IN 'EM BESIDES CLOTHES.
IT'S
THEY GOT SOMETHING IN 'EM BESIDES CLOTHES. IT'S A NICE UNIT.
>>
BESIDES CLOTHES. IT'S A NICE UNIT. >> ALL RIGHT, SONNY.
LET'S
IT'S A NICE UNIT. >> ALL RIGHT, SONNY. LET'S SEE WHAT THIS IS.
CAN
>> ALL RIGHT, SONNY. LET'S SEE WHAT THIS IS. CAN YOU SEE THROUGH THOSE
GLASSES?
>>
CAN YOU SEE THROUGH THOSE GLASSES? >> YEAH.
>>
GLASSES? >> YEAH. >> THERE ARE A LOT OF NICE
SUITCASES
>> YEAH. >> THERE ARE A LOT OF NICE SUITCASES BACK THERE.
YOU
>> THERE ARE A LOT OF NICE SUITCASES BACK THERE. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY HIDE IN THEM.
>>
SUITCASES BACK THERE. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY HIDE IN THEM. >> THERE'S SOME BOX FANS.
WE
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY HIDE IN THEM. >> THERE'S SOME BOX FANS. WE NEED STUFF FOR THE GARAGE
TODAY.
>>
WE NEED STUFF FOR THE GARAGE TODAY. >> WE DO NEED STUFF FOR THE
GARAGE?
>>
>> WE DO NEED STUFF FOR THE GARAGE? >> YEAH, 'CAUSE THE GARAGE IS
GETTING
GARAGE? >> YEAH, 'CAUSE THE GARAGE IS GETTING PRETTY EMPTY.
LET'S
>> YEAH, 'CAUSE THE GARAGE IS GETTING PRETTY EMPTY. LET'S SEE HOW MUCH IT GOES FOR,
AND
GETTING PRETTY EMPTY. LET'S SEE HOW MUCH IT GOES FOR, AND THEN WE'LL KNOW.
>>
LET'S SEE HOW MUCH IT GOES FOR, AND THEN WE'LL KNOW. >> OKAY.
>>
AND THEN WE'LL KNOW. >> OKAY. >> SEE WHEN TO DRAW THE LINE.
>>
>> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SOME LITTLE UNIT
THERE.
25,
THERE. 25, I HAVE 25 THERE.
NOW
25, I HAVE 25 THERE. NOW 50, NOW 75, AND 100.
>>
NOW 50, NOW 75, AND 100. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 125.
>>
>> NOW 125. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 150. 150, NOW 175.
>>
>> NOW 150. 150, NOW 175. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 200 THERE, NOW 225.
225,
>> 200 THERE, NOW 225. 225, 275.
>>
225, 275. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 300.
>>
>> 300. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> 300, NOW 325, NOW 325.
325
>> 300, NOW 325, NOW 325. 325 GOING ONCE, 325 GOING TWICE,
SOLD
325 GOING ONCE, 325 GOING TWICE, SOLD IT RIGHT HERE.
$300
SOLD IT RIGHT HERE. $300 RIGHT HERE.
IT'S
$300 RIGHT HERE. IT'S $300.
>>
IT'S $300. >> I LOST MY COOL BACK THERE.
IT'S
>> I LOST MY COOL BACK THERE. IT'S NOT GONNA STOP ME.
NOT
IT'S NOT GONNA STOP ME. NOT GONNA LOSE
>>
>> WHOO!
>>
>> WHOO! >> ODD AND END STUFF.
I
>> WHOO! >> ODD AND END STUFF. I SEE A SIX-DRAWER CHEST.
JUST
>> ODD AND END STUFF. I SEE A SIX-DRAWER CHEST. JUST ANOTHER ONE FOR ME TO TAKE
HOME
I SEE A SIX-DRAWER CHEST. JUST ANOTHER ONE FOR ME TO TAKE HOME SINCE I'M SO CLOSE.
>>
JUST ANOTHER ONE FOR ME TO TAKE HOME SINCE I'M SO CLOSE. >> I WONDER WHAT'S HIDING BEHIND
THAT
HOME SINCE I'M SO CLOSE. >> I WONDER WHAT'S HIDING BEHIND THAT BIG TARP BACK THERE.
I
>> I WONDER WHAT'S HIDING BEHIND THAT BIG TARP BACK THERE. I LIKE THIS ONE, BUT I'M NOT
SURE
THAT BIG TARP BACK THERE. I LIKE THIS ONE, BUT I'M NOT SURE IT'S THE BEST ONE OF THE
DAY.
>>
SURE IT'S THE BEST ONE OF THE DAY. >> HOW DOES IT SMELL?
>>
DAY. >> HOW DOES IT SMELL? >> [sniffing]
HMM,
>> HOW DOES IT SMELL? >> [sniffing] HMM, NOT BAD. I MEAN...
>>
>> [sniffing] HMM, NOT BAD. I MEAN... >> SOME WESTERN KIND OF PICTURE
FRAME
HMM, NOT BAD. I MEAN... >> SOME WESTERN KIND OF PICTURE FRAME WITH THAT SILVERWORK ON
IT.
>>
FRAME WITH THAT SILVERWORK ON IT. >> THAT'S AN AMP.
>>
IT. >> THAT'S AN AMP. >> CAN'T COUNT ON IT BEING IN
THERE,
>> THAT'S AN AMP. >> CAN'T COUNT ON IT BEING IN THERE, MAN, BECAUSE THEY JUST
USE
>> CAN'T COUNT ON IT BEING IN THERE, MAN, BECAUSE THEY JUST USE BOXES TO PACK IN, YOU KNOW?
>>
THERE, MAN, BECAUSE THEY JUST USE BOXES TO PACK IN, YOU KNOW? >> THAT'S TRUE.
YEAH,
USE BOXES TO PACK IN, YOU KNOW? >> THAT'S TRUE. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT.
>>
>> THAT'S TRUE. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT. >> SOME ANTIQUE HEADBOARD.
AND
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT. >> SOME ANTIQUE HEADBOARD. AND THAT'S A NICE LINGERIE CHEST
BACK
>> SOME ANTIQUE HEADBOARD. AND THAT'S A NICE LINGERIE CHEST BACK THERE.
CAN
AND THAT'S A NICE LINGERIE CHEST BACK THERE. CAN USE THAT.
NOT
BACK THERE. CAN USE THAT. NOT FOR ME.
I
CAN USE THAT. NOT FOR ME. I DON'T OWN ANY LINGERIE...
ANYMORE.
>>
ANYMORE. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SOME LITTLE
MISCELLANEOUS
GENTLEMEN, SOME LITTLE MISCELLANEOUS UNIT HERE.
WHAT
MISCELLANEOUS UNIT HERE. WHAT I'M GONNA DO, 25.
25
WHAT I'M GONNA DO, 25. 25 THERE, NOW 50, NOW 75.
>>
25 THERE, NOW 50, NOW 75. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 100, NOW 125. 125.
>>
>> 100, NOW 125. 125. >> YEAH, WALT.
>>
>> YEAH, WALT. >> 125 THERE. NOW 150.
>>
>> 125 THERE. NOW 150. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> 150.
>>
>> 150. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 175, AND 200, 225.
>>
>> 175, AND 200, 225. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 250.
>>
>> NOW 250. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 250. 275 THERE.
NOW
>> 250. 275 THERE. NOW 300. 300. NOW 325.
NOW
NOW 300. 300. NOW 325. NOW 325.
>>
NOW 325. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 325, NOW 350, NOW 350.
ANYBODY
>> 325, NOW 350, NOW 350. ANYBODY GONNA GIVE 350?
ANYBODY
ANYBODY GONNA GIVE 350? ANYBODY GONNA GIVE 350?
GOING
ANYBODY GONNA GIVE 350? GOING ONCE, 350 GOING TWICE.
SOLD
GOING ONCE, 350 GOING TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT THERE, $325.
$325.
[applause]
>>
[applause] >> I THINK I'LL JUST STAY BEHIND
AND
>> I THINK I'LL JUST STAY BEHIND AND GO THROUGH THIS RIGHT NOW.
SO,
AND GO THROUGH THIS RIGHT NOW. SO, LET'S SEE IF WE CAN FIND
SOME
SO, LET'S SEE IF WE CAN FIND SOME ANTIQUES IN HERE.
HERE'S
SOME ANTIQUES IN HERE. HERE'S A WOOD HEADBOARD.
IT'S
HERE'S A WOOD HEADBOARD. IT'S KIND OF DATED.
IT'S
IT'S KIND OF DATED. IT'S PROBABLY '70s.
I
IT'S PROBABLY '70s. I MEAN, IT'S STILL ALL WOOD.
KING-SIZE.
YOU
KING-SIZE. YOU KNOW, IT'LL BRING, LIKE,
40
YOU KNOW, IT'LL BRING, LIKE, 40 BUCKS.
HERE'S
40 BUCKS. HERE'S A GOOD WOOD CHEST.
IT'LL
HERE'S A GOOD WOOD CHEST. IT'LL BRING $100 BILL.
SLEIGH
IT'LL BRING $100 BILL. SLEIGH BED.
YOU
SLEIGH BED. YOU KNOW, I BOUGHT THIS UNIT
THINKING
YOU KNOW, I BOUGHT THIS UNIT THINKING IT WAS AN ANTIQUE,
BUT
THINKING IT WAS AN ANTIQUE, BUT IT'S A MODERN BED.
BUT
BUT IT'S A MODERN BED. BUT IT'LL STILL BRING 100 BUCKS.
NICE
BUT IT'LL STILL BRING 100 BUCKS. NICE DESK.
IT
NICE DESK. IT OUGHT TO BRING $125.
THIS,
IT OUGHT TO BRING $125. THIS, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING
VERY
VERY INTERESTING.
IT
IT SAYS...
"THE
IT SAYS... "THE COMPOSITE IS DESIGNED TO
'DEFEND'
IT SAYS... "THE COMPOSITE IS DESIGNED TO 'DEFEND' PISTOL ROUNDS..."
I
"THE COMPOSITE IS DESIGNED TO 'DEFEND' PISTOL ROUNDS..." I CAN'T HOLD IT UP.
YOU
'DEFEND' PISTOL ROUNDS..." I CAN'T HOLD IT UP. YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE
I CAN'T HOLD IT UP. YOU KNOW WHAT? THE NEXT TIME A RIOT BREAKS OUT
AT
YOU KNOW WHAT? THE NEXT TIME A RIOT BREAKS OUT AT THE AUCTION, BY GOD, I'M
GONNA
THE NEXT TIME A RIOT BREAKS OUT AT THE AUCTION, BY GOD, I'M GONNA BE READY.
I'M
AT THE AUCTION, BY GOD, I'M GONNA BE READY. I'M GONNA TAKE THIS AND HAVE IT
APPRAISED
GONNA BE READY. I'M GONNA TAKE THIS AND HAVE IT APPRAISED AND SEE WHAT IT'S
WORTH.
ALL
APPRAISED AND SEE WHAT IT'S WORTH. ALL RIGHT.
RIGHT
WORTH. ALL RIGHT. RIGHT QUICK, WE'RE GONNA SEE
WHAT
WHAT ELSE
WHAT ELSE IS LEFT.
THIS
WHAT ELSE IS LEFT. THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A LINGERIE
CHEST.
$100
CHEST. $100 BILL.
OH,
$100 BILL. OH, YEAH.
DRESSER
OH, YEAH. DRESSER MIRROR.
THAT'S
DRESSER MIRROR. THAT'S GONNA BRING 250 ALL DAY
LONG.
WELL,
LONG. WELL, I DIDN'T FIND AS MANY
ANTIQUES
WELL, I DIDN'T FIND AS MANY ANTIQUES AS I WANTED, BUT THERE
ARE
ANTIQUES AS I WANTED, BUT THERE ARE STILL UNITS HERE TO BUY.
DANG,
DANG, IT'S A GOOD STORAGE BUYER.
GOOD-LOOKING
>>
>> LOTS
>> LOTS OF TOTES.
GOOD-LOOKING
>> LOTS OF TOTES. GOOD-LOOKING SHELVES, REAL NICE
SMOKER.
I'M
GOOD-LOOKING SHELVES, REAL NICE SMOKER. I'M A PLAYER.
>>
SMOKER. I'M A PLAYER. >> EVERYTHING'S SO ANTIQUE
LOOKING.
ANTIQUE
>> EVERYTHING'S SO ANTIQUE LOOKING. ANTIQUE TRUNK, ANTIQUE SEWING
TABLES,
LOOKING. ANTIQUE TRUNK, ANTIQUE SEWING TABLES, ANTIQUE BED.
DANG.
I
TABLES, ANTIQUE BED. DANG. I CAN'T BE OUTBID TODAY.
THIS
DANG. I CAN'T BE OUTBID TODAY. THIS SUCKER IS TOTALLY WORTH
A
I CAN'T BE OUTBID TODAY. THIS SUCKER IS TOTALLY WORTH A HOUSE PAYMENT.
>>
THIS SUCKER IS TOTALLY WORTH A HOUSE PAYMENT. >> OH, MAN.
THIS
A HOUSE PAYMENT. >> OH, MAN. THIS THING'S GOT A LOT OF
BOOKS,
>> OH, MAN. THIS THING'S GOT A LOT OF BOOKS, BUT THERE'S A LOT OF
ANTIQUES
THIS THING'S GOT A LOT OF BOOKS, BUT THERE'S A LOT OF ANTIQUES TOO, SO...
IT
BOOKS, BUT THERE'S A LOT OF ANTIQUES TOO, SO... IT EVEN COMES WITH ITS OWN
HEMORRHOID
ANTIQUES TOO, SO... IT EVEN COMES WITH ITS OWN HEMORRHOID PATCH.
>>
IT EVEN COMES WITH ITS OWN HEMORRHOID PATCH. >> SONNY, THIS IS A REALLY GOOD
LOCKER.
I
>> SONNY, THIS IS A REALLY GOOD LOCKER. I MEAN, WE GOT SOME FISHING GEAR
OVER
LOCKER. I MEAN, WE GOT SOME FISHING GEAR OVER HERE.
THE
I MEAN, WE GOT SOME FISHING GEAR OVER HERE. THE MYSTERY TUBS ARE GOOD.
THAT
OVER HERE. THE MYSTERY TUBS ARE GOOD. THAT MEANS THERE'S STUFF INSIDE
THEM.
IT'S
THAT MEANS THERE'S STUFF INSIDE THEM. IT'S CLEAN, OKAY?
>>
THEM. IT'S CLEAN, OKAY? >> WE GET THIS, THIS WOULD BE,
LIKE,
IT'S CLEAN, OKAY? >> WE GET THIS, THIS WOULD BE, LIKE, A YEAR'S WORTH OF WORK
HERE.
>>
LIKE, A YEAR'S WORTH OF WORK HERE. >> A YEAR'S WORTH OF WORK?
SONNY,
HERE. >> A YEAR'S WORTH OF WORK? SONNY, WITH THE WAY YOU WORK,
IT'LL
IT'LL PROBABLY TAKE FIVE YEARS.
>>
IT'LL PROBABLY TAKE FIVE YEARS. >> BUP-BUP-BUP-BUP-BUP, IT'S ALL
I
>> BUP-BUP-BUP-BUP-BUP, IT'S ALL I HEAR, EVERY DAY, ALL DAY.
>>
I HEAR, EVERY DAY, ALL DAY. >> HAMMER TIME!
STILL
>> HAMMER TIME! STILL HAVE A LITTLE 10-BY-20
BOOK
STILL HAVE A LITTLE 10-BY-20 BOOK UNIT.
>>
BOOK UNIT. >> 100.
>>
>> 100. >> 100, NOW 125, AND 125.
>>
>> 100, NOW 125, AND 125. >> 500.
>>
>> 500. >> 500, NOW 600, NOW 700.
>>
>> 500, NOW 600, NOW 700. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> 800, WE MOVE TO 800, 900.
>>
>> 800, WE MOVE TO 800, 900. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> 900, NOW 1,000.
>>
>> 900, NOW 1,000. >> YEP!
>>
>> YEP! >> 1,000 THERE, NOW 1,100.
>>
>> 1,000 THERE, NOW 1,100. >> SURE.
>>
>> SURE. >> 1,100, 1,100.
>>
>> 1,100, 1,100. >> YEAH, WALT.
>>
>> YEAH, WALT. >> NOW 1,300.
GOING
>> NOW 1,300. GOING ONCE, 1,300 GOING TWICE.
SOLD
GOING ONCE, 1,300 GOING TWICE. SOLD FOR $1,200 RIGHT HERE.
$1,200.
>>
$1,200. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> THANK YOU, JENNY.
>>
>> THANK YOU, JENNY. >> I JUST WON THE LOCKER OF
THE
>> I JUST WON THE LOCKER OF THE DAY.
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M SORRY I LED YOU ASTRAY,
SONNY.
THINGS
>> I'M SORRY I LED YOU ASTRAY, SONNY. THINGS GOT A LITTLE BATTY TODAY,
BUT
SONNY. THINGS GOT A LITTLE BATTY TODAY, BUT WE'RE WALKING OUT OF HERE
WITH
THINGS GOT A LITTLE BATTY TODAY, BUT WE'RE WALKING OUT OF HERE WITH OUR HEADS HELD HIGH.
YOU
BUT WE'RE WALKING OUT OF HERE WITH OUR HEADS HELD HIGH. YOU KNOW, RJESNJANSKY STYLE.
>>
WITH OUR HEADS HELD HIGH. YOU KNOW, RJESNJANSKY STYLE. >> SPEAKING OF WHICH, THIS GEL
IS
YOU KNOW, RJESNJANSKY STYLE. >> SPEAKING OF WHICH, THIS GEL IS MELTING MY BRAIN.
>>
>> SPEAKING OF WHICH, THIS GEL IS MELTING MY BRAIN. >> OH, YEAH.
GOOD
IS MELTING MY BRAIN. >> OH, YEAH. GOOD LOCKER.
YOU
>> OH, YEAH. GOOD LOCKER. YOU KNOW, VIC WANTED THIS
LOCKER,
GOOD LOCKER. YOU KNOW, VIC WANTED THIS LOCKER, BUT I STOLED IT.
[laughs]
I
[laughs] I SEEN THIS RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
MAG
I SEEN THIS RIGHT OFF THE BAT. MAG LIGHT, ALL KINDS OF TOOLS.
EASY
MAG LIGHT, ALL KINDS OF TOOLS. EASY $50.
THIS
EASY $50. THIS IS SOME GOOD OLD MUSIC.
A
THIS IS SOME GOOD OLD MUSIC. A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T HAVE
CASSETTES
A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T HAVE CASSETTES ANYMORE.
WE
CASSETTES ANYMORE. WE SELL THEM THROUGH THE AUCTION
ALL
WE SELL THEM THROUGH THE AUCTION ALL THE TIME.
THESE
ALL THE TIME. THESE HERE'LL BRING ABOUT
40
THESE HERE'LL BRING ABOUT 40 BUCKS.
CLOTHES,
40 BUCKS. CLOTHES, CLOTHES, CLOTHES.
DRESSER
CLOTHES, CLOTHES, CLOTHES. DRESSER AIN'T WORTH NOTHING
NEITHER,
DRESSER AIN'T WORTH NOTHING NEITHER, ABOUT $10.
ALL
NEITHER, ABOUT $10. ALL RIGHT, THIS IS PRETTY COOL.
THIS
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS PRETTY COOL. THIS LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE A
VINTAGE
THIS LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE A VINTAGE SEWING MACHINE.
THIS
VINTAGE SEWING MACHINE. THIS ONE HERE, IT'S ABOUT $75.
OH,
THIS ONE HERE, IT'S ABOUT $75. OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
COULD
OH, WAIT A MINUTE. COULD THIS BE MY CHINGALATTA?
.925
COULD THIS BE MY CHINGALATTA? .925 STERLING SILVER.
THAT'S
.925 STERLING SILVER. THAT'S ABOUT $110.
TOYS.
YOU
TOYS. YOU KNOW, LITTLE VIC PROBABLY
STILL
YOU KNOW, LITTLE VIC PROBABLY STILL PLAYS WITH THESE.
LET'S
STILL PLAYS WITH THESE. LET'S TAKE THEM BY HIS SHOP AND
SEE
LET'S TAKE THEM BY HIS SHOP AND SEE IF HE WANTS 'EM.
THAT'S
SEE IF HE WANTS 'EM. THAT'S ANOTHER $40.
ALL
THAT'S ANOTHER $40. ALL RIGHT.
OH,
ALL RIGHT. OH, WHAT WE GOT HERE?
[laughs]
THIS
[laughs] THIS COULD BE THE CHINGALATTA!
THIS
THIS COULD BE THE CHINGALATTA! THIS A CASH-COUNTING MACHINE.
PUT
THIS A CASH-COUNTING MACHINE. PUT A STACK OF ONE-DOLLAR BILLS
HERE,
PUT A STACK OF ONE-DOLLAR BILLS HERE, AND IT SPITS IT THROUGH
THE
HERE, AND IT SPITS IT THROUGH THE MACHINE.
IT
THE MACHINE. IT CATCHES IT DOWN HERE.
MOST
IT CATCHES IT DOWN HERE. MOST OF THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE
THESE
MOST OF THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE THESE ARE BANKS, SO MIGHT WANT
TO
THESE ARE BANKS, SO MIGHT WANT TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT.
MORE
TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT. MORE TOYS, ANOTHER $20 BOX.
WE'RE
MORE TOYS, ANOTHER $20 BOX. WE'RE ALMOST TO THE BACK OF IT
HERE.
HERE'S
HERE. HERE'S A LITTLE MEDICAL DEVICE.
THIS
HERE'S A LITTLE MEDICAL DEVICE. THIS IS A TENS UNIT.
IT'S
THIS IS A TENS UNIT. IT'S GOT ALL THESE LITTLE PADS
THAT
IT'S GOT ALL THESE LITTLE PADS THAT CONNECT TO WHERE YOU HURT,
AND
THAT CONNECT TO WHERE YOU HURT, AND YOU TURN THEM ON, AND YOU
CAN
AND YOU TURN THEM ON, AND YOU CAN ADJUST THE AMOUNT OF
TINGLING
CAN ADJUST THE AMOUNT OF TINGLING THAT YOU NEED TO GO TO
YOUR
TINGLING THAT YOU NEED TO GO TO YOUR NERVES.
NEVER
YOUR NERVES. NEVER KNOW, MIGHT KEEP IT.
MIGHT
NEVER KNOW, MIGHT KEEP IT. MIGHT HAVE A BACK PROBLEM AGAIN,
LIFTING
MIGHT HAVE A BACK PROBLEM AGAIN, LIFTING ALL THESE BOXES.
OH,
LIFTING ALL THESE BOXES. OH, LOOK HERE.
IT
OH, LOOK HERE. IT DON'T RAIN, IT POURS.
LET'S
IT DON'T RAIN, IT POURS. LET'S SEE IF THIS IS ANOTHER
ONE.
THERE
ONE. THERE IT IS.
THERE'S
THERE IT IS. THERE'S TWO OF 'EM.
AT
THERE'S TWO OF 'EM. AT $150 APIECE, THERE'S MY
MONEY
AT $150 APIECE, THERE'S MY MONEY FOR THE LOCKER, AND IT'S
ALL
MONEY FOR THE LOCKER, AND IT'S ALL PROFIT.
MADE
ALL PROFIT. MADE A LOT OF MONEY TODAY.
I
MADE A LOT OF MONEY TODAY. I AM THE KING OF THE LOCKERS IN
EAST
I AM THE KING OF THE LOCKERS IN EAST TEXAS.
DON'T
EAST TEXAS. DON'T FORGET IT.
>>
DON'T FORGET IT. >> YOU KNOW, IT FEELS REALLY
GOOD
>> YOU KNOW, IT FEELS REALLY GOOD TO KNOW THAT I GOT THE BEST
LOCKER
GOOD TO KNOW THAT I GOT THE BEST LOCKER OF THE DAY.
BUT
LOCKER OF THE DAY. BUT I HAVE A LOT OF MONEY TO
MAKE
BUT I HAVE A LOT OF MONEY TO MAKE BACK BEFORE I MAKE
A
MAKE BACK BEFORE I MAKE A PROFIT.
HEAVY,
A PROFIT. HEAVY, OLD ANTIQUE SEWING TABLE.
IT'S
HEAVY, OLD ANTIQUE SEWING TABLE. IT'S GONNA BE A $100 TABLE.
NICE
IT'S GONNA BE A $100 TABLE. NICE LITTLE $20 FOLDING TABLE.
SO,
NICE LITTLE $20 FOLDING TABLE. SO, I BOUGHT A SMOKER.
I
SO, I BOUGHT A SMOKER. I CAN SELL THIS FOR AT LEAST
$50.
LOOK
$50. LOOK AT THIS TRUNK.
LET
LOOK AT THIS TRUNK. LET ME GET THIS GUY--OKAY, COME
ON,
LET ME GET THIS GUY--OKAY, COME ON, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY.
LOOKING
ON, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY. LOOKING VINTAGE HERE.
JEWELRY
LOOKING VINTAGE HERE. JEWELRY BOX.
1933.
$25.
GOT
$25. GOT THE OLD HAIR COMB THAT YOU
WOULD
GOT THE OLD HAIR COMB THAT YOU WOULD STICK IN LIKE THAT.
VINTAGE
WOULD STICK IN LIKE THAT. VINTAGE QUILT PIECES.
SOME
VINTAGE QUILT PIECES. SOME OLD PRINTS.
OKAY,
SOME OLD PRINTS. OKAY, THIS IS ANOTHER $300
TRUNK
OKAY, THIS IS ANOTHER $300 TRUNK FULL OF TREASURES.
OKAY.
RIGHT
OKAY. RIGHT HERE, I WOULD SAY I'VE GOT
100
RIGHT HERE, I WOULD SAY I'VE GOT 100 BOOKS.
SELL
100 BOOKS. SELL THEM A DOLLAR APIECE,
THAT'S
SELL THEM A DOLLAR APIECE, THAT'S $100.
GOT
THAT'S $100. GOT A REALLY COOL BED HERE.
THIS
GOT A REALLY COOL BED HERE. THIS IS MY FAVORITE KIND OF
STUFF.
VINTAGE,
STUFF. VINTAGE, FULL.
IF
VINTAGE, FULL. IF IT'S A HEADBOARD ONLY, $200.
ALL
IF IT'S A HEADBOARD ONLY, $200. ALL THESE BINS ARE HEAVY.
BOOKS.
NOT
BOOKS. NOT NECESSARILY WHAT I WANT TO
SEE,
NOT NECESSARILY WHAT I WANT TO SEE, BUT STILL A $20 BOX.
ANOTHER
SEE, BUT STILL A $20 BOX. ANOTHER 20.
FEELS
ANOTHER 20. FEELS LIKE BOOKS.
ANOTHER
FEELS LIKE BOOKS. ANOTHER 20.
YES.
$20
YES. $20 BOX OF BOOKS.
ANOTHER
$20 BOX OF BOOKS. ANOTHER GIGANTIC SHELF OF BOOKS.
ANOTHER
ANOTHER GIGANTIC SHELF OF BOOKS. ANOTHER $100.
WHAT
ANOTHER $100. WHAT IS THIS LOCKER?
THE
WHAT IS THIS LOCKER? THE GEORGE W. BUSH
PRESIDENTIAL
THE GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY?
WE'VE
PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY? WE'VE GOT A CRAZY OLD SWORD.
THESE
WE'VE GOT A CRAZY OLD SWORD. THESE ARE, LIKE, VINTAGE
JUJITSU.
WHAT
JUJITSU. WHAT ARE THESE FOR?
THEY'RE
WHAT ARE THESE FOR? THEY'RE FOR BOPPING.
OH,
THEY'RE FOR BOPPING. OH, SPIDER, SPIDER, SPIDER.
AAGH!
HE
AAGH! HE IS DOING REALLY WELL AGAINST
ME
HE IS DOING REALLY WELL AGAINST ME RIGHT NOW.
I
ME RIGHT NOW. I THINK HE'S GONE.
I
I THINK HE'S GONE. I GOT A COOL SWORD AND SOME
BOPPERS.
I
BOPPERS. I DON'T KNOW.
>>
>> OH,
>> OH, MY
>> OH, MY GOD.
THERE'S
>> OH, MY GOD. THERE'S A MOTORCYCLE BACK HERE!
AND
AND IT'S,
AND IT'S, LIKE, A CUTE...
TEENY-WEENY
AND IT'S, LIKE, A CUTE... TEENY-WEENY LITTLE BABY ONE.
MAYBE
AND IT'S, LIKE, A CUTE... TEENY-WEENY LITTLE BABY ONE. MAYBE WHEN VIC RIDES HIS
MOTORCYCLE,
TEENY-WEENY LITTLE BABY ONE. MAYBE WHEN VIC RIDES HIS MOTORCYCLE, I CAN GIVE THIS TO
HIS
MAYBE WHEN VIC RIDES HIS MOTORCYCLE, I CAN GIVE THIS TO HIS MINI-ME.
THIS
MOTORCYCLE, I CAN GIVE THIS TO HIS MINI-ME. THIS IS, LIKE, LEGIT.
IT
HIS MINI-ME. THIS IS, LIKE, LEGIT. IT HAS KEYS.
OH,
THIS IS, LIKE, LEGIT. IT HAS KEYS. OH, MY GOD.
IF
IT HAS KEYS. OH, MY GOD. IF THIS THING WORKS--I NEED TO
CHARGE
OH, MY GOD. IF THIS THING WORKS--I NEED TO CHARGE THE BATTERY.
I
IF THIS THING WORKS--I NEED TO CHARGE THE BATTERY. I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH
MOTORCYCLES
CHARGE THE BATTERY. I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MOTORCYCLES ARE WORTH, LET ALONE
MINI-MOTORCYCLES.
BUT
MOTORCYCLES ARE WORTH, LET ALONE MINI-MOTORCYCLES. BUT I'M GONNA FIND OUT.
THIS
MINI-MOTORCYCLES. BUT I'M GONNA FIND OUT. THIS IS THE BEST LOCKER EVER!
OKAY,
BUT I'M GONNA FIND OUT. THIS IS THE BEST LOCKER EVER! OKAY, I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS
BUFFET.
THIS
BUFFET. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.
THIS
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS. THIS IS WHY I'M IN THIS
BUSINESS.
$400.
AND
$400. AND THEN, LOOK AT THIS END
TABLE.
SAME
TABLE. SAME THING.
VINTAGE
SAME THING. VINTAGE ANTIQUE END TABLE, $100.
WITH
VINTAGE ANTIQUE END TABLE, $100. WITH ALL THE REST OF THE TUBS
AND
WITH ALL THE REST OF THE TUBS AND BOXES BACK HERE, I WOULD SAY
AT
AND BOXES BACK HERE, I WOULD SAY AT LEAST $300.
AND
AT LEAST $300. AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.
BUYING
AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS. BUYING THE BIGGEST LOCKER HAS
TOTALLY
BUYING THE BIGGEST LOCKER HAS TOTALLY PAID OFF.
I'VE
TOTALLY PAID OFF. I'VE MADE A LOT OF MONEY, AND I
STILL
I'VE MADE A LOT OF MONEY, AND I STILL HAVE MY MINI, TINY
MOTORCYCLE,
STILL HAVE MY MINI, TINY MOTORCYCLE, WHICH FOR SURE IS
GONNA
MOTORCYCLE, WHICH FOR SURE IS GONNA BE WORTH SOME MONEY.
SO,
GONNA BE WORTH SOME MONEY. SO, I'M GONNA LOAD THIS, CALL
JOSE,
SO, I'M GONNA LOAD THIS, CALL JOSE, AND GET THE HELL OUT OF
HERE.
>>
HERE. >> I FOUND WHAT I THINK IS
A
>> I FOUND WHAT I THINK IS A BULLETPROOF POLICE SHIELD,
SO
SO I'M
SO I'M AT
SO I'M AT TEXAS TACTICAL TO HAVE
THEM
SO I'M AT TEXAS TACTICAL TO HAVE THEM TEST IT OUT AND TELL ME
WHAT
SO I'M AT TEXAS TACTICAL TO HAVE THEM TEST IT OUT AND TELL ME WHAT IT'S WORTH.
ARE
THEM TEST IT OUT AND TELL ME WHAT IT'S WORTH. ARE YOU GARY?
>>
WHAT IT'S WORTH. ARE YOU GARY? >> YES, SIR.
>>
ARE YOU GARY? >> YES, SIR. >> HOW ARE YOU?
>>
>> YES, SIR. >> HOW ARE YOU? >> ALL RIGHT.
WELL,
>> HOW ARE YOU? >> ALL RIGHT. WELL, WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS
A--UH,
>> ALL RIGHT. WELL, WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS A--UH, VENTURE BALLISTICS IS WHO
MAKES
WELL, WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS A--UH, VENTURE BALLISTICS IS WHO MAKES THIS.
>>
A--UH, VENTURE BALLISTICS IS WHO MAKES THIS. >> OKAY.
>>
MAKES THIS. >> OKAY. >> IT'S WHAT THEY CALL THEIR
SWAT
>> OKAY. >> IT'S WHAT THEY CALL THEIR SWAT BUNKER.
THEY'RE
>> IT'S WHAT THEY CALL THEIR SWAT BUNKER. THEY'RE PISTOL-RATED.
LEVEL
SWAT BUNKER. THEY'RE PISTOL-RATED. LEVEL 3A IS WHAT THEY CALL IT.
>>
THEY'RE PISTOL-RATED. LEVEL 3A IS WHAT THEY CALL IT. >> PISTOL-RATED?
>>
LEVEL 3A IS WHAT THEY CALL IT. >> PISTOL-RATED? >> SO, ANYWHERE UP TO A .45.
>>
>> PISTOL-RATED? >> SO, ANYWHERE UP TO A .45. >> OKAY.
>>
>> SO, ANYWHERE UP TO A .45. >> OKAY. >> SO, IT'D DO A 9-MILLIMETER,
.357
>> OKAY. >> SO, IT'D DO A 9-MILLIMETER, .357 SIG.
>>
>> SO, IT'D DO A 9-MILLIMETER, .357 SIG. >> SO MY .500 SMITH WOULDN'T
WORK.
>>
>> SO MY .500 SMITH WOULDN'T WORK. >> PROBABLY NOT.
>>
WORK. >> PROBABLY NOT. >> OKAY.
AND
>> PROBABLY NOT. >> OKAY. AND IS THIS THE ACTUAL
BULLETPROOF
>> OKAY. AND IS THIS THE ACTUAL BULLETPROOF GLASS?
>>
AND IS THIS THE ACTUAL BULLETPROOF GLASS? >> YES.
EVERYTHING
BULLETPROOF GLASS? >> YES. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS 3A RATED.
AND
>> YES. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS 3A RATED. AND THE WAY KEVLAR WORKS IS,
KEVLAR
EVERYTHING IN HERE IS 3A RATED. AND THE WAY KEVLAR WORKS IS, KEVLAR IS SANDWICHED, LAYERS AND
LAYERS.
>>
KEVLAR IS SANDWICHED, LAYERS AND LAYERS. >> UH-HUH.
>>
LAYERS. >> UH-HUH. >> AND WHAT IT DOES IS, AS THAT
BULLET
>> UH-HUH. >> AND WHAT IT DOES IS, AS THAT BULLET SPINS, IT BASICALLY TAKES
THE
>> AND WHAT IT DOES IS, AS THAT BULLET SPINS, IT BASICALLY TAKES THE SPIN OUT.
AND
BULLET SPINS, IT BASICALLY TAKES THE SPIN OUT. AND THAT'S WHERE IT STOPS THE
INERTIA.
>>
AND THAT'S WHERE IT STOPS THE INERTIA. >> I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT.
MAN,
INERTIA. >> I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT. MAN, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING
HIT
>> I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT. MAN, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING HIT BULLETPROOF STUFF.
>>
MAN, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING HIT BULLETPROOF STUFF. >> OKAY.
SO,
HIT BULLETPROOF STUFF. >> OKAY. SO, WHAT WE'LL DO IS, WE'LL JUST
SET
>> OKAY. SO, WHAT WE'LL DO IS, WE'LL JUST SET IT UP.
>>
SO, WHAT WE'LL DO IS, WE'LL JUST SET IT UP. >> OKAY.
>>
SET IT UP. >> OKAY. >> WE'LL KIND OF BACK UP A
LITTLE
>> OKAY. >> WE'LL KIND OF BACK UP A LITTLE BIT AND SHOOT AT THAT.
ALL
>> WE'LL KIND OF BACK UP A LITTLE BIT AND SHOOT AT THAT. ALL RIGHT, RICK, ARE YOU READY?
>>
LITTLE BIT AND SHOOT AT THAT. ALL RIGHT, RICK, ARE YOU READY? >> YEAH.
>>
ALL RIGHT, RICK, ARE YOU READY? >> YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS.
>>
>> YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS. >> ALL RIGHT.
[gunfire]
THAT
>> ALL RIGHT. [gunfire] THAT JUST BARELY SCRATCHED IT.
>>
[gunfire] THAT JUST BARELY SCRATCHED IT. >> YEAH.
AS
THAT JUST BARELY SCRATCHED IT. >> YEAH. AS YOU CAN SEE, I MEAN, IT DID
EXACTLY
>> YEAH. AS YOU CAN SEE, I MEAN, IT DID EXACTLY WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO
DO.
IT
EXACTLY WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO. IT STOPPED THE ROUNDS IN THERE.
AND
DO. IT STOPPED THE ROUNDS IN THERE. AND WE CAN SEE BEHIND IT, YOU
KNOW,
IT STOPPED THE ROUNDS IN THERE. AND WE CAN SEE BEHIND IT, YOU KNOW, IT DIDN'T EVEN AFFECT
IT
AND WE CAN SEE BEHIND IT, YOU KNOW, IT DIDN'T EVEN AFFECT IT AT ALL.
>>
KNOW, IT DIDN'T EVEN AFFECT IT AT ALL. >> I'M JUST TOTALLY AMAZED.
WHAT
WHAT ARE
WHAT ARE THESE WORTH?
>>
WHAT ARE THESE WORTH? >> IT'S A LEVEL 3A.
IT'S
>> IT'S A LEVEL 3A. IT'S GOT THE LIGHT, THE WINDOW.
I'D
IT'S GOT THE LIGHT, THE WINDOW. I'D SAY PROBABLY AROUND...
$1,900.
>>
$1,900. >> 1,900.
THAT'S
>> 1,900. THAT'S AMAZING.
>>
THAT'S AMAZING. >> IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT IN THE
BIG
>> IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT IN THE BIG TERM, THAT IT COULD SAVE
YOURS
BIG TERM, THAT IT COULD SAVE YOURS OR SOMEBODY ELSE'S LIFE,
I
YOURS OR SOMEBODY ELSE'S LIFE, I MEAN, $1,900 IS--
>>
I MEAN, $1,900 IS-- >> THAT'S CHEAP.
HOW
>> THAT'S CHEAP. HOW MUCH IS THIS WORTH WITH TWO
BULLETS
HOW MUCH IS THIS WORTH WITH TWO BULLETS IN IT?
THANK
THANK YOU
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GARY.
APPRECIATE
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GARY. APPRECIATE THE DEMONSTRATION YOU
DID.
>>
APPRECIATE THE DEMONSTRATION YOU DID. >> COME BACK ANYTIME.
>>
DID. >> COME BACK ANYTIME. >> ALL
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M AT
>> I'M AT WORTHINGTON NATIONAL
BANK
>> I'M AT WORTHINGTON NATIONAL BANK TO SEE IF MY BILL-COUNTER
WILL
>> I'M AT WORTHINGTON NATIONAL BANK TO SEE IF MY BILL-COUNTER WILL BE A MONEYMAKER TOO.
>>
BANK TO SEE IF MY BILL-COUNTER WILL BE A MONEYMAKER TOO. >> HELLO.
>>
WILL BE A MONEYMAKER TOO. >> HELLO. >> I'M KENNY, DOWN FROM EAST
TEXAS.
>>
>> I'M KENNY, DOWN FROM EAST TEXAS. >> KENNY, GREG MORSE.
>>
TEXAS. >> KENNY, GREG MORSE. >> GOOD TO MEET YOU, MR. MORSE.
>>
>> KENNY, GREG MORSE. >> GOOD TO MEET YOU, MR. MORSE. >> WHY DON'T WE GET UP HERE
WHERE
>> GOOD TO MEET YOU, MR. MORSE. >> WHY DON'T WE GET UP HERE WHERE IT'S A LITTLE MORE QUIET,
IN
>> WHY DON'T WE GET UP HERE WHERE IT'S A LITTLE MORE QUIET, IN MY OFFICE, A LITTLE MORE
PRIVATE.
>>
IN MY OFFICE, A LITTLE MORE PRIVATE. >> ALL RIGHT.
OH,
PRIVATE. >> ALL RIGHT. OH, I LOVE THIS BANK.
THIS
>> ALL RIGHT. OH, I LOVE THIS BANK. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
>>
OH, I LOVE THIS BANK. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. >> WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU HAVE
HERE.
I
>> WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU HAVE HERE. I CAN TELL YOU, THEY STARTED
MAKING
HERE. I CAN TELL YOU, THEY STARTED MAKING CASH-COUNTING MACHINES IN
CHINA,
I CAN TELL YOU, THEY STARTED MAKING CASH-COUNTING MACHINES IN CHINA, IF YOU CAN IMAGINE THAT,
IN
MAKING CASH-COUNTING MACHINES IN CHINA, IF YOU CAN IMAGINE THAT, IN 1959.
THIS
CHINA, IF YOU CAN IMAGINE THAT, IN 1959. THIS ONE IS NOT MADE IN 1959,
BUT
IN 1959. THIS ONE IS NOT MADE IN 1959, BUT IT IS ALSO NOT A VERY
CURRENT
THIS ONE IS NOT MADE IN 1959, BUT IT IS ALSO NOT A VERY CURRENT ONE.
OUR
BUT IT IS ALSO NOT A VERY CURRENT ONE. OUR MACHINE, YOU CAN CHANGE IT
TO
CURRENT ONE. OUR MACHINE, YOU CAN CHANGE IT TO EUROS, IT'LL COUNT EUROS.
YOU
OUR MACHINE, YOU CAN CHANGE IT TO EUROS, IT'LL COUNT EUROS. YOU CAN CHANGE IT TO PESOS,
IT'LL
TO EUROS, IT'LL COUNT EUROS. YOU CAN CHANGE IT TO PESOS, IT'LL COUNT PESOS.
THIS
YOU CAN CHANGE IT TO PESOS, IT'LL COUNT PESOS. THIS JUST COUNTS DOLLARS.
LET'S
IT'LL COUNT PESOS. THIS JUST COUNTS DOLLARS. LET'S PUT $10,000 IN IT AND SEE
HOW
THIS JUST COUNTS DOLLARS. LET'S PUT $10,000 IN IT AND SEE HOW IT COUNTS.
>>
LET'S PUT $10,000 IN IT AND SEE HOW IT COUNTS. >> WE MAY NOT WANT TO BREAK THAT
MUCH
HOW IT COUNTS. >> WE MAY NOT WANT TO BREAK THAT MUCH OUT RIGHT NOW.
I'M
>> WE MAY NOT WANT TO BREAK THAT MUCH OUT RIGHT NOW. I'M SEEING NO SECURITY HERE
TODAY.
>>
I'M SEEING NO SECURITY HERE TODAY. >> OH, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
>>
TODAY. >> OH, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. >> OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> OH, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. >> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. >> I'M GONNA LET A PROFESSIONAL
ANALYST
>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. >> I'M GONNA LET A PROFESSIONAL ANALYST PUT THE MONEY IN THIS
MACHINE
>> I'M GONNA LET A PROFESSIONAL ANALYST PUT THE MONEY IN THIS MACHINE SO YOU DON'T THINK I'M
PLAYING
ANALYST PUT THE MONEY IN THIS MACHINE SO YOU DON'T THINK I'M PLAYING ANY HAND TRICKS WITH
YOU,
MACHINE SO YOU DON'T THINK I'M PLAYING ANY HAND TRICKS WITH YOU, AND I DON'T WANT YOU
PLAYING
PLAYING ANY HAND TRICKS WITH YOU, AND I DON'T WANT YOU PLAYING HAND TRICKS WITH MY
MONEY
YOU, AND I DON'T WANT YOU PLAYING HAND TRICKS WITH MY MONEY EITHER.
>>
PLAYING HAND TRICKS WITH MY MONEY EITHER. >> LET'S DO THIS.
YOU
MONEY EITHER. >> LET'S DO THIS. YOU GOT IT PLUGGED IN?
>>
>> LET'S DO THIS. YOU GOT IT PLUGGED IN? >> YEAH, I DO.
I
YOU GOT IT PLUGGED IN? >> YEAH, I DO. I WILL PURPORT TO YOU THAT
JESSICA
>> YEAH, I DO. I WILL PURPORT TO YOU THAT JESSICA HAS $10,000 IN HER
HANDS.
>>
JESSICA HAS $10,000 IN HER HANDS. >> $10,000.
>>
HANDS. >> $10,000. >> JESSICA, DID YOU COUNT THAT?
>>
>> $10,000. >> JESSICA, DID YOU COUNT THAT? >> I COUNTED IT, AND MY MACHINE
COUNTED
>> JESSICA, DID YOU COUNT THAT? >> I COUNTED IT, AND MY MACHINE COUNTED IT.
>>
>> I COUNTED IT, AND MY MACHINE COUNTED IT. >> YOUR MACHINE'S ACCURATE?
>>
COUNTED IT. >> YOUR MACHINE'S ACCURATE? >> YES.
>>
>> YOUR MACHINE'S ACCURATE? >> YES. >> WELL, LET'S JUST SEE HOW GOOD
MY
>> YES. >> WELL, LET'S JUST SEE HOW GOOD MY MACHINE IS.
>>
>> 100.
THAT'S
>> 100. THAT'S WHAT WE WANTED, RIGHT
THERE.
>>
THAT'S WHAT WE WANTED, RIGHT THERE. >> $10,000. THAT'S GREAT.
>>
THERE. >> $10,000. THAT'S GREAT. >> $10,000.
>>
>> $10,000. THAT'S GREAT. >> $10,000. >> BUT NOW, TO SEE IF IT'S THE
NEWEST
>> $10,000. >> BUT NOW, TO SEE IF IT'S THE NEWEST KIND OF MACHINE, YOU WANT
TO
>> BUT NOW, TO SEE IF IT'S THE NEWEST KIND OF MACHINE, YOU WANT TO SEE IF IT CAN DETECT
COUNTERFEIT.
>>
TO SEE IF IT CAN DETECT COUNTERFEIT. >> OH, NO.
OH,
COUNTERFEIT. >> OH, NO. OH, NO.
>>
>> OH, NO. OH, NO. >> WHY DON'T WE PUT--
>>
OH, NO. >> WHY DON'T WE PUT-- >> YOU MEAN YOU CARRY
COUNTERFEIT
>> WHY DON'T WE PUT-- >> YOU MEAN YOU CARRY COUNTERFEIT MONEY AROUND WITH
YOU?
WHAT
COUNTERFEIT MONEY AROUND WITH YOU? WHAT KIND OF MONOPOLY BANK DID I
WALK
YOU? WHAT KIND OF MONOPOLY BANK DID I WALK INTO?
>>
WHAT KIND OF MONOPOLY BANK DID I WALK INTO? >> AND THIS IS JUST A PHOTOCOPY
ON
WALK INTO? >> AND THIS IS JUST A PHOTOCOPY ON ONE SIDE.
THE
>> AND THIS IS JUST A PHOTOCOPY ON ONE SIDE. THE OTHER SIDE'S BLANK.
>>
ON ONE SIDE. THE OTHER SIDE'S BLANK. >> UH-HUH.
>>
THE OTHER SIDE'S BLANK. >> UH-HUH. >> AND WE'LL STICK IT IN THE
STACK
>> UH-HUH. >> AND WE'LL STICK IT IN THE STACK AND SEE IF IT PICKS IT UP.
>>
>> AND WE'LL STICK IT IN THE STACK AND SEE IF IT PICKS IT UP. >> NOW WHAT'LL IT DO IN YOUR
MACHINE
STACK AND SEE IF IT PICKS IT UP. >> NOW WHAT'LL IT DO IN YOUR MACHINE IF THAT COUNTERFEIT'S IN
THERE?
IT'LL
MACHINE IF THAT COUNTERFEIT'S IN THERE? IT'LL STOP COUNTING?
>>
THERE? IT'LL STOP COUNTING? >> IT'LL STOP COUNTING AND SAY,
"WHOA,
IT'LL STOP COUNTING? >> IT'LL STOP COUNTING AND SAY, "WHOA, TAKE THIS OUT.
CHECK
>> IT'LL STOP COUNTING AND SAY, "WHOA, TAKE THIS OUT. CHECK THIS BILL."
>>
"WHOA, TAKE THIS OUT. CHECK THIS BILL." >> LET'S TRY
WHAT
WHAT HAPPENED?
>>
WHAT HAPPENED? >> IT DIDN'T CATCH A
COUNTERFEIT.
>>
>> IT DIDN'T CATCH A COUNTERFEIT. >> KENNY, YOU CAN HAVE THAT ONE.
I'M
COUNTERFEIT. >> KENNY, YOU CAN HAVE THAT ONE. I'M GONNA HAVE JESSICA TAKE THE
MONEY
>> KENNY, YOU CAN HAVE THAT ONE. I'M GONNA HAVE JESSICA TAKE THE MONEY BACK TO THE VAULT.
>>
I'M GONNA HAVE JESSICA TAKE THE MONEY BACK TO THE VAULT. >> NOW THE BIG QUESTION IS,
WHAT'S
MONEY BACK TO THE VAULT. >> NOW THE BIG QUESTION IS, WHAT'S MY LITTLE CHA-CHING
WORTH?
>>
WORTH? >> WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, KENNY.
THE
>> WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, KENNY. THE MORE HIGH-TECH MACHINES ARE
ABOUT
THE MORE HIGH-TECH MACHINES ARE ABOUT 2,100.
>>
ABOUT 2,100. >> THAT'S YOUR MACHINE.
>>
>> THAT'S YOUR MACHINE. >> THAT'S THE KIND OF MACHINE WE
CAN
>> THAT'S THE KIND OF MACHINE WE CAN USE.
THIS
CAN USE. THIS MACHINE, I THINK YOU COULD
GET
THIS MACHINE, I THINK YOU COULD GET $750 FOR.
>>
GET $750 FOR. >> [laughs]
$750.
>>
$750. >> ABSOLUTELY.
>>
>> ABSOLUTELY. >> WELL, IT MAY NOT COUNT EUROS,
BUT
>> WELL, IT MAY NOT COUNT EUROS, BUT IT SURE COUNTS CHINGALATTAS.
[laughs]
I
I FEEL
I FEEL LIKE A BANKER.
>>
I FEEL LIKE A BANKER. >> I'M NOT SAYING YOU'VE GOT A
ROLL
I FEEL LIKE A BANKER. >> I'M NOT SAYING YOU'VE GOT A ROLL OF BILLS IN THAT BELLY.
HOW
>> I'M NOT SAYING YOU'VE GOT A ROLL OF BILLS IN THAT BELLY. HOW MUCH YOU GOT INVESTED IN
THAT?
>>
HOW MUCH YOU GOT INVESTED IN THAT? >> 47 YEARS OF IT.
>>
THAT? >> 47 YEARS OF IT. >> WOW, OKAY.
>>
>> 47 YEARS OF IT. >> WOW, OKAY. >> AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU
SOMETHING
>> WOW, OKAY. >> AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING NOW.
THIS
>> AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING NOW. THIS AIN'T JUST FAT.
>>
SOMETHING NOW. THIS AIN'T JUST FAT. >> YEAH?
>>
THIS AIN'T JUST FAT. >> YEAH? >> THIS RIGHT HERE IS LOCKERS.
EVERY
>> YEAH? >> THIS RIGHT HERE IS LOCKERS. EVERY LOCKER I BUY FEEDS ME.
>>
>> THIS RIGHT HERE IS LOCKERS. EVERY LOCKER I BUY FEEDS ME. >> OKAY.
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M BRINGING MY BADASS
MINI-BIKE
>> I'M BRINGING MY BADASS MINI-BIKE TO ORION PIT BIKE
SALES
SALES TO
SALES TO SEE HOW MUCH IT'S
WORTH.
HI.
I
WORTH. HI. I BROUGHT YOU A MOTORCYCLE.
>>
HI. I BROUGHT YOU A MOTORCYCLE. >> OOH, OKAY.
WELL,
I BROUGHT YOU A MOTORCYCLE. >> OOH, OKAY. WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT
HERE.
>>
WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT HERE. >> I THINK IT'S A MOTORCYCLE.
>>
HERE. >> I THINK IT'S A MOTORCYCLE. >> YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE IT.
HERE,
>> I THINK IT'S A MOTORCYCLE. >> YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE IT. HERE, LET'S SET IT DOWN.
>>
>> YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE IT. HERE, LET'S SET IT DOWN. >> OKAY.
I
HERE, LET'S SET IT DOWN. >> OKAY. I CHARGED IT LAST NIGHT.
>>
>> OKAY. I CHARGED IT LAST NIGHT. >> OKAY.
ALL
I CHARGED IT LAST NIGHT. >> OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
SEE
>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. SEE THE KEY HERE?
LOOK
ALL RIGHT. SEE THE KEY HERE? LOOK AT THAT.
THAT'S
SEE THE KEY HERE? LOOK AT THAT. THAT'S A GOOD SIGN RIGHT THERE.
>>
LOOK AT THAT. THAT'S A GOOD SIGN RIGHT THERE. >> TOTALLY WORKS.
>>
THAT'S A GOOD SIGN RIGHT THERE. >> TOTALLY WORKS. >> WELL, LET'S
THAT
THAT MEANS IT WORKS.
>>
THAT MEANS IT WORKS. >> DO PEOPLE JUST USE THESE FOR
TOYS?
LIKE,
>> DO PEOPLE JUST USE THESE FOR TOYS? LIKE, A HOBBY? OR...
>>
TOYS? LIKE, A HOBBY? OR... >> FOR THE MOST PART, YEAH.
IT'S
LIKE, A HOBBY? OR... >> FOR THE MOST PART, YEAH. IT'S FOR A HOBBY FOR YOUR KIDS.
BUT
>> FOR THE MOST PART, YEAH. IT'S FOR A HOBBY FOR YOUR KIDS. BUT THERE ARE GUYS THAT ACTUALLY
RACE
IT'S FOR A HOBBY FOR YOUR KIDS. BUT THERE ARE GUYS THAT ACTUALLY RACE THE GAS-POWERED ONES.
>>
BUT THERE ARE GUYS THAT ACTUALLY RACE THE GAS-POWERED ONES. >> REALLY?
>>
RACE THE GAS-POWERED ONES. >> REALLY? >> ACTUALLY, THIS IS A SPORT,
BELIEVE
>> REALLY? >> ACTUALLY, THIS IS A SPORT, BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
>>
>> ACTUALLY, THIS IS A SPORT, BELIEVE IT OR NOT. >> I BET THAT'S HILARIOUS, TO
WATCH
BELIEVE IT OR NOT. >> I BET THAT'S HILARIOUS, TO WATCH THOSE RACES.
>>
>> I BET THAT'S HILARIOUS, TO WATCH THOSE RACES. >> IT'S VERY FUNNY.
IT'S
WATCH THOSE RACES. >> IT'S VERY FUNNY. IT'S LIKE THE CIRCUS.
YEAH,
>> IT'S VERY FUNNY. IT'S LIKE THE CIRCUS. YEAH, IT'S VERY FUNNY.
>>
IT'S LIKE THE CIRCUS. YEAH, IT'S VERY FUNNY. >> HOW FAST DO YOU THINK THIS
THING
YEAH, IT'S VERY FUNNY. >> HOW FAST DO YOU THINK THIS THING GOES?
>>
>> HOW FAST DO YOU THINK THIS THING GOES? >> ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND THAT
OUT,
THING GOES? >> ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND THAT OUT, AND THAT'S TO RIDE IT.
>>
>> ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND THAT OUT, AND THAT'S TO RIDE IT. >> HOLD ON.
I
OUT, AND THAT'S TO RIDE IT. >> HOLD ON. I NEED MY SUNGLASSES.
>>
>> HOLD ON. I NEED MY SUNGLASSES. >> GOT TO HAVE THOSE.
GO
I NEED MY SUNGLASSES. >> GOT TO HAVE THOSE. GO FOR IT.
>>
>> GOT TO HAVE THOSE. GO FOR IT. >> OKAY.
[groans]
>>
>> OKAY. [groans] >> STEADY ON THE GAS.
>>
[groans] >> STEADY ON THE GAS. >> [groans]
[screams]
>>
>> [groans] [screams] >> DON'T--DON'T HIT THAT.
>>
[screams] >> DON'T--DON'T HIT THAT. >> OH, GOD!
BAD
BAD TO
BAD TO THE BONE.
>>
BAD TO THE BONE. >> THAT WAS SKETCHY.
>>
BAD TO THE BONE. >> THAT WAS SKETCHY. >> I FORGOT ABOUT THE BRAKE.
ALMOST.
AS
>> I FORGOT ABOUT THE BRAKE. ALMOST. AS FUN AS THAT WAS, I STILL NEED
TO
ALMOST. AS FUN AS THAT WAS, I STILL NEED TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF IT.
>>
>> OKAY,
>> OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW, THE
HARD
>> OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW, THE HARD PART IS, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
USED
HARD PART IS, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW USED IT REALLY IS 'CAUSE THERE'S
NO
USED IT REALLY IS 'CAUSE THERE'S NO MOTOR WEAR AND TEAR.
IT'S
NO MOTOR WEAR AND TEAR. IT'S JUST THE BATTERIES YOU'RE
LOOKING
IT'S JUST THE BATTERIES YOU'RE LOOKING AT.
>>
LOOKING AT. >> MM-HMM.
>>
>> MM-HMM. >> SO, USED...
350.
>>
350. >> I
350. >> I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE
A
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A LOT MORE.
>>
A LOT MORE. >> I WISH I COULD TELL YOU
BETTER.
>>
BETTER. >> WELL, I GUESS THIS POCKET
MOTORCYCLE
>> WELL, I GUESS THIS POCKET MOTORCYCLE IS JUST A LITTLE
EXTRA
MOTORCYCLE IS JUST A LITTLE EXTRA POCKET CHANGE.
WATCH
EXTRA POCKET CHANGE. WATCH OUT.
COMING
WATCH OUT. COMING THROUGH.
>>
COMING THROUGH. >> YOU GOT IT.
YOU
>> YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT.
>>
YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT. >> AAH!
[crash]
>>
>> narrator: THE HEAVY HITTER IN
HENDERSON
>> narrator: THE HEAVY HITTER IN HENDERSON WAS RICKY SMITH, WHO
CLEARED
>> narrator: THE HEAVY HITTER IN HENDERSON WAS RICKY SMITH, WHO CLEARED A $2,300 PROFIT WITH HIS
RIOT
HENDERSON WAS RICKY SMITH, WHO CLEARED A $2,300 PROFIT WITH HIS RIOT GEAR.
KENNY
CLEARED A $2,300 PROFIT WITH HIS RIOT GEAR. KENNY STOWE ADDED 1,100 BUCKS
WITH
RIOT GEAR. KENNY STOWE ADDED 1,100 BUCKS WITH HIS MONEY COUNTER.
JENNY
KENNY STOWE ADDED 1,100 BUCKS WITH HIS MONEY COUNTER. JENNY GRUMBLES JUMPED ON HER
ELECTRIC
WITH HIS MONEY COUNTER. JENNY GRUMBLES JUMPED ON HER ELECTRIC MOTORCYCLE AND PEELED
OUT
JENNY GRUMBLES JUMPED ON HER ELECTRIC MOTORCYCLE AND PEELED OUT WITH 950 BUCKS.
AND
AND WHEN
AND WHEN PUSH CAME TO SHOVE,
VICTOR
AND WHEN PUSH CAME TO SHOVE, VICTOR AND SONNY WERE BATTED
AROUND
VICTOR AND SONNY WERE BATTED AROUND AND SCORED NO RUNS,
NO
AROUND AND SCORED NO RUNS, NO HITS, AND NO DOLLARS.
>>
NO HITS, AND NO DOLLARS. >> YEAH, THE NAME OF OUR SHOW
WOULD
>> YEAH, THE NAME OF OUR SHOW WOULD BE VIC AND THE CHIMP.
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> IT'D BE SONNY, THE BIG
GORILLA.
>>
GORILLA. >> SONNY, I'M JUST TRYING TO
TEACH
>> SONNY, I'M JUST TRYING TO TEACH YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT LIFE
IN,
TEACH YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT LIFE IN, LIKE, A DAY.
>>
IN, LIKE, A DAY. >> BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THE
DIFFERENCE
>> BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THE DIFFERENCE IS BETWEEN YOU AND
ME?
>>
ME? >> WHAT'S THAT, SONNY?
>>
>> WHAT'S THAT, SONNY? >> I MAKE THIS LOOK GOOD.
>>
>> I MAKE THIS LOOK GOOD. >> LISTEN.
>>
>> LISTEN. >> YOU KNOW, I THINK I GOT
BIGGER
>> YOU KNOW, I THINK I GOT BIGGER MUSCLES THAN YOU DO,
MAYBE.
>>
MAYBE. >> WE NEED TO TWEAK IT A LITTLE
BIT.
FIRST
BIT. FIRST OF ALL, YOU GOT TO LOSE
THAT
FIRST OF ALL, YOU GOT TO LOSE THAT RING AROUND THE DONUT
THERE.
THAT'S
THERE. THAT'S GOT TO GO.
>>
THAT'S GOT TO GO. >> HEY, THAT MAKES YOU AN
AMERICAN