>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH! SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH! SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> I GOT MY PROTEGE SONNY WITH
ME
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> I GOT MY PROTEGE SONNY WITH ME AGAIN TODAY.
AND
>> I GOT MY PROTEGE SONNY WITH ME AGAIN TODAY. AND WHEN I TELL YOU TO PULL
BACK
ME AGAIN TODAY. AND WHEN I TELL YOU TO PULL BACK ON THOSE REIGNS,
STOP
AND WHEN I TELL YOU TO PULL BACK ON THOSE REIGNS, STOP BIDDING.
>>
BACK ON THOSE REIGNS, STOP BIDDING. >> 1,300.
>>
STOP BIDDING. >> 1,300. >> NO, NO, NO, NO.
>>
>> 1,300. >> NO, NO, NO, NO. >> SOLD IT TO YA.
>>
>> NO, NO, NO, NO. >> SOLD IT TO YA. >> MM!
>>
>> SOLD IT TO YA. >> MM! >> YOU WONDER WHY AMERICA'S
SCHOOL
>> MM! >> YOU WONDER WHY AMERICA'S SCHOOL SYSTEM'S GOING DOWN
THE
>> YOU WONDER WHY AMERICA'S SCHOOL SYSTEM'S GOING DOWN THE TOILET.
>>
SCHOOL SYSTEM'S GOING DOWN THE TOILET. >> TODAY, I GOTTA THINK LIKE
A
THE TOILET. >> TODAY, I GOTTA THINK LIKE A WOMAN, FOCUS ON WOMEN'S
STUFF.
WOMEN
A WOMAN, FOCUS ON WOMEN'S STUFF. WOMEN LOVE IRON BEDS.
ALL
STUFF. WOMEN LOVE IRON BEDS. ALL WOMEN LIKE THE KITCHEN.
BINGO,
WOMEN LOVE IRON BEDS. ALL WOMEN LIKE THE KITCHEN. BINGO, THERE IT IS.
>>
ALL WOMEN LIKE THE KITCHEN. BINGO, THERE IT IS. >> WE NEED GET THESE THINGS
CHECKED
BINGO, THERE IT IS. >> WE NEED GET THESE THINGS CHECKED OUT.
I'M
>> WE NEED GET THESE THINGS CHECKED OUT. I'M GONNA HAVE TO SELL SONNY'S
ORGANS
CHECKED OUT. I'M GONNA HAVE TO SELL SONNY'S ORGANS JUST TO BREAK EVEN.
WHAT
I'M GONNA HAVE TO SELL SONNY'S ORGANS JUST TO BREAK EVEN. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE VALUE IS?
>>
ORGANS JUST TO BREAK EVEN. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE VALUE IS? >> PROBABLY GET $2,000.
>>
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE VALUE IS? >> PROBABLY GET $2,000. >> both: AH.
>>
>> PROBABLY GET $2,000. >> both: AH. >> YOU GOT LUCKY, SONNY, IS
WHAT
>> both: AH. >> YOU GOT LUCKY, SONNY, IS WHAT HAPPENED.
>>
>> YOU GOT LUCKY, SONNY, IS WHAT HAPPENED. >> YOU JUST GOT SERVED, BITCH.
[country
[country rock music]
>>
[country rock music] >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB.
CHA-CHING!
>>
CHA-CHING! >> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG. >> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER I
PAINT
>> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER I PAINT IT.
>>
>> I
>> I SEE
>> I SEE TREASURES.
DOLLAR
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS!
♪
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS! ♪ ♪
>>
DOLLAR SIGNS! ♪ ♪ >> all: OH!
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH! >> THIS IS OUR TURF.
>>
>> all: OH! >> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS.
>>
>> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING.
>>
>> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER. OOPS!
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER. OOPS! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> WOMEN POWER. OOPS! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> YEAH!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> YEAH! >> [auctioneering]
>>
>> YEAH! >> [auctioneering] >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> [auctioneering] >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY.
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY. >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> HEY. >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
>>
>> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ >> YES.
>>
>> ♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> AND IT'S SOLD!
TODAY,
>> AND IT'S SOLD! TODAY, WE'RE BACK IN MESQUITE,
TEXAS.
NOW,
TEXAS. NOW, MESQUITE HOSTS ONE OF THE
BEST
NOW, MESQUITE HOSTS ONE OF THE BEST RODEOS IN TEXAS, SO OUR
BUYERS
BEST RODEOS IN TEXAS, SO OUR BUYERS SHOULD FIT RIGHT IN
SINCE
BUYERS SHOULD FIT RIGHT IN SINCE THEY'RE ALL SO
BULLHEADED.
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> I'M PRETTY HAPPY WE'RE GOIN'
TO
>> I'M PRETTY HAPPY WE'RE GOIN' TO MESQUITE.
>>
TO MESQUITE. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> THEY GOT WHAT OUR PEOPLE
WANT--COUNTRY.
>>
WANT--COUNTRY. >> WE'RE LOOKING FOR UPSCALE
COUNTRY
>> WE'RE LOOKING FOR UPSCALE COUNTRY STUFF, LIKE ANTIQUES AND
HANDMADE
COUNTRY STUFF, LIKE ANTIQUES AND HANDMADE FURNITURE.
>>
HANDMADE FURNITURE. >> IT'S ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE
ONE-OH-TEN
>> IT'S ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE ONE-OH-TEN TODAY.
ONE-OH-TEN,
ONE-OH-TEN TODAY. ONE-OH-TEN, IS THAT OUR NUMBER?
>>
ONE-OH-TEN, IS THAT OUR NUMBER? >> ONE-OH-TEN, YEAH.
>>
>> ONE-OH-TEN, YEAH. >> ONE-OH-TEN.
I'M
>> ONE-OH-TEN. I'M NEW TO MATH.
>>
I'M NEW TO MATH. >> ALL RIGHT, SONNY, TODAY, I'M
GONNA
>> ALL RIGHT, SONNY, TODAY, I'M GONNA TEACH YOU THE ART OF
INCONSPICUOUS
GONNA TEACH YOU THE ART OF INCONSPICUOUS BIDDING.
>>
INCONSPICUOUS BIDDING. >> LIKE HOW DO YOU DO IT?
>>
>> LIKE HOW DO YOU DO IT? >> I KEEP MY COMPETITION TO MY
RIGHT,
>> I KEEP MY COMPETITION TO MY RIGHT, AND THEY CAN'T SEE MY
LITTLE
RIGHT, AND THEY CAN'T SEE MY LITTLE HAND WAVE.
BUT
LITTLE HAND WAVE. BUT WALT CAN.
>>
BUT WALT CAN. >> AH, KIND OF LIKE A SECRET
HANDSHAKE
>> AH, KIND OF LIKE A SECRET HANDSHAKE OR SOMETHING?
>>
HANDSHAKE OR SOMETHING? >> IT'S LIKE A SECRET HANDSHAKE.
I
>> IT'S LIKE A SECRET HANDSHAKE. I GOT MY PROTEGE SONNY WITH ME
AGAIN
I GOT MY PROTEGE SONNY WITH ME AGAIN TODAY, AND I THINK HE'S
READY
AGAIN TODAY, AND I THINK HE'S READY FOR PHASE TWO--GETTING OUT
THERE
READY FOR PHASE TWO--GETTING OUT THERE AND BIDDING ON LOCKERS.
YOU
THERE AND BIDDING ON LOCKERS. YOU GOTTA COME UP WITH A SUBTLE
BID
YOU GOTTA COME UP WITH A SUBTLE BID FOR YOU.
MAYBE
BID FOR YOU. MAYBE ADJUST YOUR GLASSES.
GIVE
MAYBE ADJUST YOUR GLASSES. GIVE THAT ONE A SHOT.
TRY
GIVE THAT ONE A SHOT. TRY TO PUSH THOSE GLASSES ON.
YEAH,
TRY TO PUSH THOSE GLASSES ON. YEAH, THAT'LL WORK OUT PRETTY
GOOD.
WE'LL
GOOD. WE'LL GIVE THAT A SHOT TODAY.
>>
WE'LL GIVE THAT A SHOT TODAY. >> SO TODAY I'M LOOKING FOR COOL
KNICKKNACKS
>> SO TODAY I'M LOOKING FOR COOL KNICKKNACKS FOR MY STYLIST
CLIENTELE.
I
CLIENTELE. I USED TO BE A PROP STYLIST,
AND
I USED TO BE A PROP STYLIST, AND I STILL HAVE A BUNCH OF
FRIENDS
AND I STILL HAVE A BUNCH OF FRIENDS IN THE INDUSTRY,
SO
FRIENDS IN THE INDUSTRY, SO I TEND TO HAVE AN IDEA OF
WHAT
SO I TEND TO HAVE AN IDEA OF WHAT THEY WANT.
THEY'RE
WHAT THEY WANT. THEY'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR
THINGS
THEY'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THINGS THAT LOOK GREAT IN PHOTO
SHOOTS,
THINGS THAT LOOK GREAT IN PHOTO SHOOTS, THAT, YOU KNOW, YOU
REALLY
SHOOTS, THAT, YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY CAN'T FIND ANYWHERE
ELSE.
IS
ELSE. IS THAT A MOSQUITO?
GOT
IS THAT A MOSQUITO? GOT IT.
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> YOU'RE STILL STICKING WITH
HIM?
HAVE
HIM? HAVE YOU LEARNED ANYTHING YET?
>>
HAVE YOU LEARNED ANYTHING YET? >> HOW TO ONLY EAT ONE HAMBURGER
FOR
>> HOW TO ONLY EAT ONE HAMBURGER FOR DINNER.
[both
FOR DINNER. [both laugh]
>>
[both laugh] >> THAT'S GOOD.
>>
>> THAT'S GOOD. >> YOU JUST GOT SERVED, BITCH.
>>
>> YOU JUST GOT SERVED, BITCH. >> MY WIFE, SHE SAID, "YOU KNOW,
WE
>> MY WIFE, SHE SAID, "YOU KNOW, WE NEED TO REALLY BUILD UP OUR
FEMALE
WE NEED TO REALLY BUILD UP OUR FEMALE CLIENTELE."
WOMEN
FEMALE CLIENTELE." WOMEN LOVE TO DECORATE WITH ODD
ITEMS.
TEAPOTS.
THE
TEAPOTS. THE RIGHT TEAPOT CAN MAKE ME
A
THE RIGHT TEAPOT CAN MAKE ME A HOME RUN.
YOU
A HOME RUN. YOU KNOW, THE WOMEN ALWAYS
CONTROL
YOU KNOW, THE WOMEN ALWAYS CONTROL THE MONEY, SO I'M JUST
AIMING
CONTROL THE MONEY, SO I'M JUST AIMING TO PLEASE THEM.
TODAY,
AIMING TO PLEASE THEM. TODAY, I GOTTA THINK LIKE A
WOMAN,
TODAY, I GOTTA THINK LIKE A WOMAN, FOCUS ON WOMEN'S STUFF.
DON'T
WOMAN, FOCUS ON WOMEN'S STUFF. DON'T GET CONFUSED.
>>
DON'T GET CONFUSED. >> OKAY, BIDDING'S GOIN' ON.
20,
>> OKAY, BIDDING'S GOIN' ON. 20, 20, 20.
GIVE
20, 20, 20. GIVE ME 30, 30, 30, 30, 30.
OKAY,
GIVE ME 30, 30, 30, 30, 30. OKAY, I THINK THAT'LL WORK.
>>
OKAY, I THINK THAT'LL WORK. >> VICTOR'S DROPPING KNOWLEDGE.
>>
>> VICTOR'S DROPPING KNOWLEDGE. >> GOT TO BE A LITTLE SNEAKY.
MAYBE
>> GOT TO BE A LITTLE SNEAKY. MAYBE HAVE YOUR ARMS UP LIKE
THIS,
MAYBE HAVE YOUR ARMS UP LIKE THIS, AND JUST GO LIKE THIS.
>>
THIS, AND JUST GO LIKE THIS. >> YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S WHAT YOU
CALL
>> YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL IT.
>>
CALL IT. >> AND YOU WONDER WHY AMERICA'S
SCHOOL
>> AND YOU WONDER WHY AMERICA'S SCHOOL SYSTEM'S GOING DOWN THE
TOILET.
ONE
TOILET. ONE THING SONNY'S DOIN', HE'S
GROWIN'
ONE THING SONNY'S DOIN', HE'S GROWIN' A HELL OF A MUSTACHE.
>>
GROWIN' A HELL OF A MUSTACHE. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> LOOK LIKE RABBIT FUR.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING
OUT
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION.
HERE
GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION. HERE ARE THE RULES.
THE
OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION. HERE ARE THE RULES. THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO,
WE'RE
HERE ARE THE RULES. THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA RAISE THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA RAISE THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
WE'RE GONNA RAISE THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING
ANY
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES.
TODAY'S
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES. TODAY'S SALE, IT'S A CASH-ONLY
SALE.
ARE
TODAY'S SALE, IT'S A CASH-ONLY SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> LET'S GO.
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> LET'S GO. >> YEAH!
>>
>> LET'S GO. >> YEAH! >> LET'S GO!
HEY.
>>
>> LET'S GO! HEY. >> LOTS--OOH, LOOKEE THERE.
THERE'S
HEY. >> LOTS--OOH, LOOKEE THERE. THERE'S SOME REAL NICE, ORNATE
JEWELRY
>> LOTS--OOH, LOOKEE THERE. THERE'S SOME REAL NICE, ORNATE JEWELRY BOXES RIGHT THERE.
I
THERE'S SOME REAL NICE, ORNATE JEWELRY BOXES RIGHT THERE. I KIND OF SEE THIS UP HERE
MARKED
JEWELRY BOXES RIGHT THERE. I KIND OF SEE THIS UP HERE MARKED "KITCHEN."
ALL
I KIND OF SEE THIS UP HERE MARKED "KITCHEN." ALL WOMEN LIKE THE KITCHEN.
THAT'S
MARKED "KITCHEN." ALL WOMEN LIKE THE KITCHEN. THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL CHAIR.
THIS
ALL WOMEN LIKE THE KITCHEN. THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL CHAIR. THIS MIGHT BE JUST THE UNIT FOR
ME.
>>
THIS MIGHT BE JUST THE UNIT FOR ME. >> THERE'S A NICE REFRIGERATOR,
BUT
ME. >> THERE'S A NICE REFRIGERATOR, BUT I DON'T SEE ANYTHING ELSE.
>>
>> THERE'S A NICE REFRIGERATOR, BUT I DON'T SEE ANYTHING ELSE. >> WE MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR
ANTIQUES,
BUT I DON'T SEE ANYTHING ELSE. >> WE MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR ANTIQUES, BUT A FRIDGE FROM 1985
DOESN'T
>> WE MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR ANTIQUES, BUT A FRIDGE FROM 1985 DOESN'T COUNT.
>>
ANTIQUES, BUT A FRIDGE FROM 1985 DOESN'T COUNT. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
DOESN'T COUNT. >> ALL RIGHT. >> HEY!
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> HEY! >> HEY, LEAVE HIM ALONE, VIC,
OKAY?
I
>> HEY, LEAVE HIM ALONE, VIC, OKAY? I FEEL BAD FOR THE KID.
WHAT
OKAY? I FEEL BAD FOR THE KID. WHAT COULD HE POSSIBLY BE
LEARNING
I FEEL BAD FOR THE KID. WHAT COULD HE POSSIBLY BE LEARNING FROM VIC?
WHAT
WHAT COULD HE POSSIBLY BE LEARNING FROM VIC? WHAT DO YOU SEE IN THERE, SONNY?
>>
LEARNING FROM VIC? WHAT DO YOU SEE IN THERE, SONNY? >> COULD BE SOME APPLIANCES BACK
THERE
WHAT DO YOU SEE IN THERE, SONNY? >> COULD BE SOME APPLIANCES BACK THERE VIC MIGHT LIKE.
>>
>> COULD BE SOME APPLIANCES BACK THERE VIC MIGHT LIKE. >> YOU THINK?
>>
THERE VIC MIGHT LIKE. >> YOU THINK? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YOU THINK? >> YEAH. >> WHAT ELSE?
>>
>> YEAH. >> WHAT ELSE? >> WAIT, ARE YOU TRYING TO PRY
ME
>> WHAT ELSE? >> WAIT, ARE YOU TRYING TO PRY ME FOR INFORMATION?
>>
>> WAIT, ARE YOU TRYING TO PRY ME FOR INFORMATION? >> NO, I'M NOT.
I'M
ME FOR INFORMATION? >> NO, I'M NOT. I'M JUST BEING A NICE LADY.
>>
>> NO, I'M NOT. I'M JUST BEING A NICE LADY. >> I'M OUTTA HERE.
>>
I'M JUST BEING A NICE LADY. >> I'M OUTTA HERE. >> WHAT'S UP, MAN?
>>
>> I'M OUTTA HERE. >> WHAT'S UP, MAN? >> SHE JUST TRIED TO USE ME.
>>
>> WHAT'S UP, MAN? >> SHE JUST TRIED TO USE ME. >> YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA WATCH
OUT
>> SHE JUST TRIED TO USE ME. >> YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA WATCH OUT FOR THAT.
THAT'S
>> YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA WATCH OUT FOR THAT. THAT'S ONE OF THE TRICKS OF THE
AUCTION,
OUT FOR THAT. THAT'S ONE OF THE TRICKS OF THE AUCTION, YOU KNOW?
SHE'S
THAT'S ONE OF THE TRICKS OF THE AUCTION, YOU KNOW? SHE'S A PRETTY GIRL.
SHE'LL
AUCTION, YOU KNOW? SHE'S A PRETTY GIRL. SHE'LL COME UP, AND BE ALL NICE,
AND
SHE'S A PRETTY GIRL. SHE'LL COME UP, AND BE ALL NICE, AND THINGS LIKE THAT.
>>
SHE'LL COME UP, AND BE ALL NICE, AND THINGS LIKE THAT. >> OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT
IN
AND THINGS LIKE THAT. >> OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT IN HERE.
THIS
>> OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT IN HERE. THIS TABLE IS A GREAT PROP FOR
ANY
IN HERE. THIS TABLE IS A GREAT PROP FOR ANY STYLIST NO MATTER WHAT
THEY'RE
THIS TABLE IS A GREAT PROP FOR ANY STYLIST NO MATTER WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
THERE'S
ANY STYLIST NO MATTER WHAT THEY'RE DOING. THERE'S SOME COOL FRAMES BACK
THERE.
WE'LL
THERE'S SOME COOL FRAMES BACK THERE. WE'LL SEE WHAT IT GOES FOR.
>>
THERE. WE'LL SEE WHAT IT GOES FOR. >> NOW, ONE THING ABOUT THE
BOXES,
WE'LL SEE WHAT IT GOES FOR. >> NOW, ONE THING ABOUT THE BOXES, YOU SEE THEY'RE ALL
LABELED.
THAT
BOXES, YOU SEE THEY'RE ALL LABELED. THAT MEANS GOOD ORGANIZATION.
THAT
LABELED. THAT MEANS GOOD ORGANIZATION. THAT MEANS THESE PEOPLE CARED
ABOUT
THAT MEANS GOOD ORGANIZATION. THAT MEANS THESE PEOPLE CARED ABOUT THE ITEMS THEY HAD.
THAT
THAT MEANS THESE PEOPLE CARED ABOUT THE ITEMS THEY HAD. THAT MEANS THEY HAD
GOOD-QUALITY
ABOUT THE ITEMS THEY HAD. THAT MEANS THEY HAD GOOD-QUALITY ITEMS.
IF
THAT MEANS THEY HAD GOOD-QUALITY ITEMS. IF SONNY'S GONNA START BIDDING
ON
GOOD-QUALITY ITEMS. IF SONNY'S GONNA START BIDDING ON LOCKERS, HE'S GOTTA KNOW HOW
TO
IF SONNY'S GONNA START BIDDING ON LOCKERS, HE'S GOTTA KNOW HOW TO SIZE 'EM UP.
I
ON LOCKERS, HE'S GOTTA KNOW HOW TO SIZE 'EM UP. I DON'T WANT HIM THROWING MY
MONEY
TO SIZE 'EM UP. I DON'T WANT HIM THROWING MY MONEY AWAY.
NOW
I DON'T WANT HIM THROWING MY MONEY AWAY. NOW LET'S GO PRACTICE SOME
STRATEGIC
MONEY AWAY. NOW LET'S GO PRACTICE SOME STRATEGIC BIDDING.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, $100 BILL.
100
GENTLEMEN, $100 BILL. 100 THERE. NOW 200.
>>
100 THERE. NOW 200. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS ALL YOU.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS ALL YOU. >> 300 BEHIND YOU. NOW 400.
400.
>> 300 BEHIND YOU. NOW 400. 400. NOW 500. NOW 600.
600
400. NOW 500. NOW 600. 600 BACK THERE.
>>
600 BACK THERE. >> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH,
DUDE.
>>
DUDE. >> 700! NOW 800. NOW 900.
900,
>> 700! NOW 800. NOW 900. 900, 900. NOW 1,000.
1,000.
900, 900. NOW 1,000. 1,000. NOW 1,100, NOW 1,100.
NOW
1,000. NOW 1,100, NOW 1,100. NOW 1,200.
>>
NOW 1,200. >> CHA-CHING! LET'S GO!
>>
>> CHA-CHING! LET'S GO! >> NOW 1,300.
>>
>> NOW 1,300. >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
>>
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. >> NOW 1,400 GOING ONCE.
1,400
>> NOW 1,400 GOING ONCE. 1,400 GOING TWICE.
SOLD
1,400 GOING TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT THERE, $1,300.
>>
SOLD IT RIGHT THERE, $1,300. >> MM!
>>
>> MM! >> SOLD, $1,300.
>>
>> DUDE.
>>
>> DUDE. >> TOTAL BURN.
>>
>> DUDE. >> TOTAL BURN. >> THAT'S A HELL OF A BUY.
GOOD
>> TOTAL BURN. >> THAT'S A HELL OF A BUY. GOOD JOB.
LAUNDRY
>> THAT'S A HELL OF A BUY. GOOD JOB. LAUNDRY BASKETS.
>>
GOOD JOB. LAUNDRY BASKETS. >> I HAD NO IDEA SONNY WAS
STILL
LAUNDRY BASKETS. >> I HAD NO IDEA SONNY WAS STILL IN ON THIS.
SONNY,
>> I HAD NO IDEA SONNY WAS STILL IN ON THIS. SONNY, SO WHAT WAS THAT ALL
ABOUT?
>>
SONNY, SO WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? >> I BOUGHT A LOCKER.
>>
ABOUT? >> I BOUGHT A LOCKER. >> YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF
A
>> I BOUGHT A LOCKER. >> YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF A LOCKER FOR 1,300 BUCKS, MAN.
WHAT
>> YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF A LOCKER FOR 1,300 BUCKS, MAN. WHAT DO YOU THINK, I'M GONNA PAY
FOR
A LOCKER FOR 1,300 BUCKS, MAN. WHAT DO YOU THINK, I'M GONNA PAY FOR IT?
>>
WHAT DO YOU THINK, I'M GONNA PAY FOR IT? >> WELL, I THOUGHT WE WERE A
TEAM.
>>
>> WELL, I THOUGHT WE WERE A TEAM. >> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE
TEAM. >> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? WE ARE A TEAM, BUT I TOLD YOU
TO
>> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? WE ARE A TEAM, BUT I TOLD YOU TO STOP.
>>
WE ARE A TEAM, BUT I TOLD YOU TO STOP. >> OOPS.
>>
TO STOP. >> OOPS. >> WHOO.
>>
>> OOPS. >> WHOO. >> YEAH!
>>
>> WHOO. >> YEAH! >> WHOO.
>>
>> YEAH! >> WHOO. >> THIS LITTLE DESK IS GREAT.
IT'S
>> WHOO. >> THIS LITTLE DESK IS GREAT. IT'S ANTIQUE, IT'S COOL.
GONNA
>> THIS LITTLE DESK IS GREAT. IT'S ANTIQUE, IT'S COOL. GONNA GET ON THIS ONE.
>>
IT'S ANTIQUE, IT'S COOL. GONNA GET ON THIS ONE. >> WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?
>>
GONNA GET ON THIS ONE. >> WHAT DO WE GOT HERE? >> WHAT'S THAT ONE OVER THERE IN
THE
>> WHAT DO WE GOT HERE? >> WHAT'S THAT ONE OVER THERE IN THE MIDDLE?
>>
>> WHAT'S THAT ONE OVER THERE IN THE MIDDLE? >> THAT'S A CIRCULAR SAW BOX.
SEE,
THE MIDDLE? >> THAT'S A CIRCULAR SAW BOX. SEE, YOU GOTTA KNOW THESE
BOXES,
>> THAT'S A CIRCULAR SAW BOX. SEE, YOU GOTTA KNOW THESE BOXES, WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE FROM
THE
SEE, YOU GOTTA KNOW THESE BOXES, WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE FROM THE OUTSIDE.
SONNY
BOXES, WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE FROM THE OUTSIDE. SONNY MAY HAVE BOTCHED THE LAST
AUCTION,
THE OUTSIDE. SONNY MAY HAVE BOTCHED THE LAST AUCTION, BUT I'M NOT GIVING UP
ON
SONNY MAY HAVE BOTCHED THE LAST AUCTION, BUT I'M NOT GIVING UP ON HIM...YET.
I
AUCTION, BUT I'M NOT GIVING UP ON HIM...YET. I DON'T THINK THIS ONE'S FOR US.
>>
ON HIM...YET. I DON'T THINK THIS ONE'S FOR US. >> THERE'S A MAPLE DRESSER.
>>
I DON'T THINK THIS ONE'S FOR US. >> THERE'S A MAPLE DRESSER. >> YOU GOT SOME BIKES, BUT
NOTHING
>> THERE'S A MAPLE DRESSER. >> YOU GOT SOME BIKES, BUT NOTHING GREAT.
I'M
>> YOU GOT SOME BIKES, BUT NOTHING GREAT. I'M OUT.
>>
NOTHING GREAT. I'M OUT. >> WELL, THE WICKER CHAIR, THE
WOMEN
I'M OUT. >> WELL, THE WICKER CHAIR, THE WOMEN WOULD EAT THIS UP.
AND
>> WELL, THE WICKER CHAIR, THE WOMEN WOULD EAT THIS UP. AND HEY, FOR A BONUS, I GET THE
GUY
WOMEN WOULD EAT THIS UP. AND HEY, FOR A BONUS, I GET THE GUY STUFF TO GO ALONG WITH IT?
I'M
AND HEY, FOR A BONUS, I GET THE GUY STUFF TO GO ALONG WITH IT? I'M DEFINITELY ALL OVER THIS
ONE.
MAKE
I'M DEFINITELY ALL OVER THIS ONE. MAKE THE WIFE PROUD.
>>
ONE. MAKE THE WIFE PROUD. >> SONNY, WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT
MAKE THE WIFE PROUD. >> SONNY, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS ONE?
>>
>> SONNY, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS ONE? >> SHE'S REALLY
STRAIGHTFORWARD.
>>
>> SHE'S REALLY STRAIGHTFORWARD. >> THE UNIT, NOT THE GIRL.
WHAT
STRAIGHTFORWARD. >> THE UNIT, NOT THE GIRL. WHAT ARE YOU LEARNING TODAY
FROM
>> THE UNIT, NOT THE GIRL. WHAT ARE YOU LEARNING TODAY FROM HIM?
OH,
WHAT ARE YOU LEARNING TODAY FROM HIM? OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE GONNA GO
BROKE
FROM HIM? OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE GONNA GO BROKE AND BE HORNY YOUR WHOLE
LIFE.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 25 THERE, NOW 50.
>>
GENTLEMEN, 25 THERE, NOW 50. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 50. NOW 75 AND 100.
>>
>> NOW 50. NOW 75 AND 100. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEAH, OVER HERE!
>>
>> YEAH, OVER HERE! >> NOW 150.
NOW
>> NOW 150. NOW 175. NOW 200.
>>
NOW 175. NOW 200. >> COME ON, COME ON.
>>
>> COME ON, COME ON. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 225, 250.
>>
>> 225, 250. >> YES, SIR.
>>
>> YES, SIR. >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> 275 THERE.
>>
>> 275 THERE. >> GIVE IT TO ME.
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME. >> NOW 300.
>>
>> NOW 300. >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> 325, NOW 350, NOW 375.
>>
>> 325, NOW 350, NOW 375. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 375 AND 400.
>>
>> 375 AND 400. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 400. NOW 425.
>>
>> NOW 400. NOW 425. >> YEP!
>>
>> YEP! >> NOW 450.
>>
>> NOW 450. >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> NOW 500.
>>
>> NOW 500. >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> ANYBODY GIVE 550?
>>
>> ANYBODY GIVE 550? >> LET HER HAVE IT.
>>
>> LET HER HAVE IT. >> 550--LET HER HAVE IT.
550
>> 550--LET HER HAVE IT. 550 GOIN' ONCE.
550
550 GOIN' ONCE. 550 GOIN' TWICE.
SOLD
550 GOIN' TWICE. SOLD IT, $525.
>>
SOLD IT, $525. >> THANK YOU, KENNY.
I
>> THANK YOU, KENNY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKES ME
HAPPIER--GETTING
I DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKES ME HAPPIER--GETTING THIS AWESOME
LOCKER
HAPPIER--GETTING THIS AWESOME LOCKER OR BEATING KENNY.
EITHER
LOCKER OR BEATING KENNY. EITHER WAY, I'M CHECKING OUT
THIS
EITHER WAY, I'M CHECKING OUT THIS PUPPY RIGHT NOW.
OKAY,
THIS PUPPY RIGHT NOW. OKAY, SO LOOKING FOR PROP
STYLING
OKAY, SO LOOKING FOR PROP STYLING STUFF.
THIS
STYLING STUFF. THIS PIECE WILL DO WELL.
IT'D
THIS PIECE WILL DO WELL. IT'D BE GREAT FOR ANY OUTDOORS
SHOT.
PROBABLY
SHOT. PROBABLY SELL THIS FOR
125
PROBABLY SELL THIS FOR 125 BUCKS.
ALL
125 BUCKS. ALL RIGHT, HERE'S A SET OF
LITTLE
ALL RIGHT, HERE'S A SET OF LITTLE BIKES.
I'D
LITTLE BIKES. I'D SELL 'EM FOR ABOUT 75 BUCKS
EACH.
HERE
EACH. HERE IS A CUTE LITTLE DESK.
I
HERE IS A CUTE LITTLE DESK. I COULD SELL THIS FOR PROBABLY
175.
DOESN'T
175. DOESN'T SEEM TOO HEAVY, WHICH
IS
DOESN'T SEEM TOO HEAVY, WHICH IS NOT
OOH!
ARE
OOH! ARE THESE HUGE BARBER SHEARS OR
WHAT?
"SHEARMASTER."
I
WHAT? "SHEARMASTER." I MEAN, LOOK AT THOSE THINGS.
WHAT
"SHEARMASTER." I MEAN, LOOK AT THOSE THINGS. WHAT IS IT TO SHEAR?
A
I MEAN, LOOK AT THOSE THINGS. WHAT IS IT TO SHEAR? A GORILLA?
[chuckles]
OR
A GORILLA? [chuckles] OR MAYBE LIKE A SHEEP?
'CAUSE
[chuckles] OR MAYBE LIKE A SHEEP? 'CAUSE THEY GOT LOTS OF POOFY
FLUFF.
THESE
'CAUSE THEY GOT LOTS OF POOFY FLUFF. THESE CLIPPERS ARE INTENSE.
I'M
FLUFF. THESE CLIPPERS ARE INTENSE. I'M GONNA TAKE 'EM TO SOMEBODY
WHO
THESE CLIPPERS ARE INTENSE. I'M GONNA TAKE 'EM TO SOMEBODY WHO GROOMS ANIMALS.
HOPEFULLY,
I'M GONNA TAKE 'EM TO SOMEBODY WHO GROOMS ANIMALS. HOPEFULLY, THEY'LL KNOW WHAT
KIND
WHO GROOMS ANIMALS. HOPEFULLY, THEY'LL KNOW WHAT KIND OF BEASTS THESE TAME.
IF
HOPEFULLY, THEY'LL KNOW WHAT KIND OF BEASTS THESE TAME. IF ALL ELSE FAILS, I'LL JUST
SELL
KIND OF BEASTS THESE TAME. IF ALL ELSE FAILS, I'LL JUST SELL IT TO SOMEONE WITH A REALLY
HAIRY
IF ALL ELSE FAILS, I'LL JUST SELL IT TO SOMEONE WITH A REALLY HAIRY BACK.
THEY'LL
THEY'LL GET THE JOB DONE WITH
THIS.
SOME
THIS. SOME PIECES OF WOOD.
IT'S
SOME PIECES OF WOOD. IT'S A BUNK BED.
I
IT'S A BUNK BED. I THINK THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT
IS.
I
IS. I COULD SELL THAT IN THE SHOP
FOR
I COULD SELL THAT IN THE SHOP FOR LIKE 200 BUCKS.
SO
FOR LIKE 200 BUCKS. SO THIS THING'S MADE WELL.
IT'S
SO THIS THING'S MADE WELL. IT'S MADE TO LAST.
I
IT'S MADE TO LAST. I COULD SELL IT IN THE SHOP FOR
ABOUT
I COULD SELL IT IN THE SHOP FOR ABOUT 200 BUCKS.
A
ABOUT 200 BUCKS. A STYLIST COULD FOR SURE USE
THIS
A STYLIST COULD FOR SURE USE THIS IN ANY SHOOT.
IT'S
THIS IN ANY SHOOT. IT'S A STANDARD, GOOD-SIZED
MIRROR.
I
MIRROR. I WOULD PROBABLY SELL THIS FOR
125.
ALL
125. ALL IN ALL, I GOT SOME GREAT
PIECES
ALL IN ALL, I GOT SOME GREAT PIECES FOR MY STYLIST FRIENDS,
AND
PIECES FOR MY STYLIST FRIENDS, AND I STILL HAVE THOSE SHEARS
TO
AND I STILL HAVE THOSE SHEARS TO GET CHECKED OUT FOR MY FURRY
FRIENDS
TO GET CHECKED OUT FOR MY FURRY FRIENDS TOO.
HOPEFULLY, I'LL GET TO SHEAR ME
SOME
HOPEFULLY, I'LL GET TO SHEAR ME SOME WOOL AND MAKE ME A
BEAUTIFUL
HOPEFULLY, I'LL GET TO SHEAR ME SOME WOOL AND MAKE ME A BEAUTIFUL SWEATER.
>>
>> I
>> I WANNA BUY THIS SPOOL BED.
I
>> I WANNA BUY THIS SPOOL BED. I MEAN, THAT--THAT THING WILL
BRING
>> I WANNA BUY THIS SPOOL BED. I MEAN, THAT--THAT THING WILL BRING A NICKEL.
>>
I MEAN, THAT--THAT THING WILL BRING A NICKEL. >> BY ITSELF?
>>
BRING A NICKEL. >> BY ITSELF? >> OH, YEAH.
>>
>> BY ITSELF? >> OH, YEAH. >> THERE'S THREE OLD BEDS RIGHT
HERE.
>>
>> THERE'S THREE OLD BEDS RIGHT HERE. >> WE'RE GONNA BE ALL OVER THIS.
>>
HERE. >> WE'RE GONNA BE ALL OVER THIS. >> OH, MY GOD.
THESE
>> WE'RE GONNA BE ALL OVER THIS. >> OH, MY GOD. THESE TWO BEDS RIGHT HERE ARE
FANTASTIC.
THEY'RE
THESE TWO BEDS RIGHT HERE ARE FANTASTIC. THEY'RE ANTIQUE, THEY'RE ONE
OF
FANTASTIC. THEY'RE ANTIQUE, THEY'RE ONE OF A KIND, THEY'RE COOL.
IF
THEY'RE ANTIQUE, THEY'RE ONE OF A KIND, THEY'RE COOL. IF IT GOES FOR THE RIGHT PRICE,
THIS
OF A KIND, THEY'RE COOL. IF IT GOES FOR THE RIGHT PRICE, THIS OFFER WILL TOTALLY BE
WORTH
IF IT GOES FOR THE RIGHT PRICE, THIS OFFER WILL TOTALLY BE WORTH IT.
>>
THIS OFFER WILL TOTALLY BE WORTH IT. >> THIS IS AN--WOW.
THIS
WORTH IT. >> THIS IS AN--WOW. THIS IS A REALLY OLD BED.
YOU
>> THIS IS AN--WOW. THIS IS A REALLY OLD BED. YOU KNOW, SONNY, YOU REALLY
CAN'T
THIS IS A REALLY OLD BED. YOU KNOW, SONNY, YOU REALLY CAN'T GET THESE ANYMORE, AND
YOU
YOU KNOW, SONNY, YOU REALLY CAN'T GET THESE ANYMORE, AND YOU CAN'T GET 'EM WITH THIS
PATINA
CAN'T GET THESE ANYMORE, AND YOU CAN'T GET 'EM WITH THIS PATINA ON IT.
>>
YOU CAN'T GET 'EM WITH THIS PATINA ON IT. >> YOU WANNA GIVE THIS ONE
A
PATINA ON IT. >> YOU WANNA GIVE THIS ONE A SHOT?
>>
>> YOU WANNA GIVE THIS ONE A SHOT? >> YEAH.
BUT
A SHOT? >> YEAH. BUT THIS TIME I'LL BE DOING
THE
>> YEAH. BUT THIS TIME I'LL BE DOING THE BIDDING.
>>
BUT THIS TIME I'LL BE DOING THE BIDDING. >> THIS IS A GOOD-LOOKING LADIES
LOCKER.
WOMEN
>> THIS IS A GOOD-LOOKING LADIES LOCKER. WOMEN LOVE IRON BEDS.
THIS
LOCKER. WOMEN LOVE IRON BEDS. THIS THING HAS THE FLOWERS STILL
ON
WOMEN LOVE IRON BEDS. THIS THING HAS THE FLOWERS STILL ON IT.
IF
THIS THING HAS THE FLOWERS STILL ON IT. IF I CAN'T GET A COUPLE OF
GIRLS
ON IT. IF I CAN'T GET A COUPLE OF GIRLS IN THESE BEDS, I NEED
TO
IF I CAN'T GET A COUPLE OF GIRLS IN THESE BEDS, I NEED TO BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 25, 25.
25,
GENTLEMEN, 25, 25. 25, 50.
>>
25, 50. >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> 75, 100.
NOW
>> 75, 100. NOW 125. NOW 150.
150.
NOW 125. NOW 150. 150. NOW 175 AND 200.
>>
150. NOW 175 AND 200. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 250, 275.
>>
>> NOW 250, 275. >> 300!
>>
>> 300! >> 300. NOW 325.
>>
>> 300. NOW 325. >> both: YEAH.
>>
>> both: YEAH. >> 350. NOW 75, 375 AND 400.
>>
>> 350. NOW 75, 375 AND 400. >> 500!
>>
>> 500! >> 500, NOW 525. LET ME GET 525.
>>
>> 500, NOW 525. LET ME GET 525. >> NO.
>>
>> NO. >> 525.
>>
>> 525. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 525.
>>
>> 525. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 600.
>>
>> 600. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 625, 625.
>>
>> 625, 625. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> GIVE ME 625 AND 650.
>>
>> GIVE ME 625 AND 650. >> NO!
>>
>> NO! >> THANK YOU.
FINALLY
>> THANK YOU. FINALLY SHUT YOU UP.
>>
FINALLY SHUT YOU UP. >> 650, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
650
>> 650, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 650 GOING ONCE.
>>
650 GOING ONCE. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> I THOUGHT SO.
NOW
>> I THOUGHT SO. NOW 675, 675, 675.
>>
NOW 675, 675, 675. >> both: YEAH.
>>
>> both: YEAH. >> NOW 700.
>>
>> NOW 700. >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> 725. NOW 750.
>>
>> 725. NOW 750. >> both: YEAH.
>>
>> both: YEAH. >> NOW 825.
>>
>> NOW 825. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 850.
DON'T
>> 850. DON'T LET HIM DO THAT TO YA.
>>
DON'T LET HIM DO THAT TO YA. >> COME ON, BIG MOUTH, ONE MORE
TIME.
>>
TIME. >> 850, LET ME GET 850 GOIN'
ONCE.
850
ONCE. 850 GOIN' TWICE.
I
850 GOIN' TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $825.
>>
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $825. >> WE MIGHT HAVE BEEN FIGHTIN'
OVER
>> WE MIGHT HAVE BEEN FIGHTIN' OVER A LADIES' LOCKER, BUT I
JUST
OVER A LADIES' LOCKER, BUT I JUST SHOWED BUBBA WHO THE REAL
MAN
JUST SHOWED BUBBA WHO THE REAL MAN IS.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
>>
>> WHAT JUST HAPPENED? >> WE FORGOT TO BUY SOMETHIN'.
SAME
>> WHAT JUST HAPPENED? >> WE FORGOT TO BUY SOMETHIN'. SAME OLD STORY.
IN
>> WE FORGOT TO BUY SOMETHIN'. SAME OLD STORY. IN MESQUITE, WE GOT BEAT.
>>
SAME OLD STORY. IN MESQUITE, WE GOT BEAT. >> THAT'S RIDICULOUS, MAN.
>>
IN MESQUITE, WE GOT BEAT. >> THAT'S RIDICULOUS, MAN. >> I HAD ONE GOAL TODAY--TO BUY
A
>> THAT'S RIDICULOUS, MAN. >> I HAD ONE GOAL TODAY--TO BUY A LADIES' LOCKER.
AND
>> I HAD ONE GOAL TODAY--TO BUY A LADIES' LOCKER. AND I DID JUST THAT.
OH,
A LADIES' LOCKER. AND I DID JUST THAT. OH, YEAH.
NOW,
NOW, I
NOW, I SAW A LOT OF GREAT ITEMS
FROM
NOW, I SAW A LOT OF GREAT ITEMS FROM THE DOOR TODAY, BUT LIKE
ANY
FROM THE DOOR TODAY, BUT LIKE ANY WOMAN, I'M SURE THERE'S
MORE
ANY WOMAN, I'M SURE THERE'S MORE TO HER THAN MEETS THE EYE.
THIS
MORE TO HER THAN MEETS THE EYE. THIS IRON BED, THIS HAS GOT--
STILL
THIS IRON BED, THIS HAS GOT-- STILL GOT THE FLOWER PATTERN ON
THE
STILL GOT THE FLOWER PATTERN ON THE BACK OF IT.
THIS
THE BACK OF IT. THIS IS PROBABLY EARLY 1940s.
BEAUTIFUL
THIS IS PROBABLY EARLY 1940s. BEAUTIFUL BED.
SO
BEAUTIFUL BED. SO THAT'S ABOUT 275 ON THAT BED
IN
SO THAT'S ABOUT 275 ON THAT BED IN THE MARKET.
NOW,
IN THE MARKET. NOW, THIS IS A REALLY, REALLY
NICE
NOW, THIS IS A REALLY, REALLY NICE PIECE.
THIS
NICE PIECE. THIS IS INLAID MAHOGANY.
AND
THIS IS INLAID MAHOGANY. AND THIS IS A BURL WALNUT UP
HERE.
YOU
HERE. YOU KNOW, THEY SAY MEN LIKE
WOMEN
YOU KNOW, THEY SAY MEN LIKE WOMEN WITH CURVES, BUT WHEN
IT
WOMEN WITH CURVES, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO FURNITURE, WOMEN
LIKE
IT COMES TO FURNITURE, WOMEN LIKE THEM CURVES TOO.
THIS
LIKE THEM CURVES TOO. THIS BED'LL GO FOR ABOUT 375 ON
THE
THIS BED'LL GO FOR ABOUT 375 ON THE MARKET TODAY.
THIS
THE MARKET TODAY. THIS IS WHAT THEY CALL
"THE
THIS IS WHAT THEY CALL "THE JENNY LIND SPOOL BED."
AS
"THE JENNY LIND SPOOL BED." AS YOU CAN SEE, ALL OF THESE
SPOOLS
AS YOU CAN SEE, ALL OF THESE SPOOLS ON THE TOP, THAT DATES
THIS
SPOOLS ON THE TOP, THAT DATES THIS BED IN THE 1920s.
THE
THIS BED IN THE 1920s. THE WAY IT IS RIGHT NOW, ABOUT
$425.
ALL
$425. ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE
WE
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE WE GOT.
A
WE GOT. A LITTLE WITCH'S BROOM.
I'LL
A LITTLE WITCH'S BROOM. I'LL GIVE THAT TO MARY.
THAT'S
I'LL GIVE THAT TO MARY. THAT'S ABOUT HER SIZE.
LET'S
THAT'S ABOUT HER SIZE. LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT IN HERE.
THIS
LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT IN HERE. THIS IS THE MYSTERY.
I
THIS IS THE MYSTERY. I ALWAYS LIKE OPENING UP TOTES.
BINGO.
THERE
BINGO. THERE IT IS.
PACKED
THERE IT IS. PACKED IN BUBBLE WRAP, PACKED
IN
PACKED IN BUBBLE WRAP, PACKED IN GLASS.
ANTIQUES.
IT
ANTIQUES. IT DON'T GET ANY BETTER THAN
THIS
IT DON'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS RIGHT HERE.
IT'S
THIS RIGHT HERE. IT'S GOT CANDLESTICK HOLDERS
THAT
IT'S GOT CANDLESTICK HOLDERS THAT GO IN THE END OF IT, AND
PROBABLY
THAT GO IN THE END OF IT, AND PROBABLY A FRUIT BASKET OR
SOMETHING
PROBABLY A FRUIT BASKET OR SOMETHING IN THE CENTER.
THIS
SOMETHING IN THE CENTER. THIS IS ABOUT A $350 PIECE.
AND
THIS IS ABOUT A $350 PIECE. AND LET'S TAKE A LITTLE DEEPER
GANDER
AND LET'S TAKE A LITTLE DEEPER GANDER IN HERE.
CZECHOSLOVAKIA.
$70
CZECHOSLOVAKIA. $70 IS WHAT IT'D BE VALUED.
THIS
$70 IS WHAT IT'D BE VALUED. THIS IS A PIECE OF THOMAS OUT
OF
THIS IS A PIECE OF THOMAS OUT OF GERMANY.
THIS
OF GERMANY. THIS IS A CREAMER.
SOMEBODY
THIS IS A CREAMER. SOMEBODY WAS A REAL GOOD
COLLECTOR,
SOMEBODY WAS A REAL GOOD COLLECTOR, PROBABLY WENT IN THE
SERVICE
COLLECTOR, PROBABLY WENT IN THE SERVICE OR SOMETHING, AND--
AND
SERVICE OR SOMETHING, AND-- AND COLLECTED THIS STUFF ALL
OVER
AND COLLECTED THIS STUFF ALL OVER THE SEAS WHENEVER THEY WERE
AROUND.
THAT'S
AROUND. THAT'S PROBABLY ABOUT 80 BUCKS.
LOOKS
THAT'S PROBABLY ABOUT 80 BUCKS. LOOKS LIKE WE GOT SOME
OPALESCENT
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT SOME OPALESCENT GLASSWARE IN HERE.
PEOPLE
OPALESCENT GLASSWARE IN HERE. PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR THESE.
THIS
PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR THESE. THIS IS THE CREAMER, AND THIS IS
THE
THIS IS THE CREAMER, AND THIS IS THE SUGAR.
THESE
THE SUGAR. THESE ARE ACTUALLY MORE
VALUABLE
THESE ARE ACTUALLY MORE VALUABLE BECAUSE OF THE HOBNAIL
AND
VALUABLE BECAUSE OF THE HOBNAIL AND THE OPALESCENT.
THIS
AND THE OPALESCENT. THIS SET TOGETHER, 150 BUCKS
FOR
THIS SET TOGETHER, 150 BUCKS FOR THE SET.
NOW
FOR THE SET. NOW THIS IS A DIFFERENT
STORY.
YOU
STORY. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
THAT'S
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? THAT'S AN SOS OR MORSE TO SEND
CODE.
AND
CODE. AND I JUST SENT A CODE,
"I'M
AND I JUST SENT A CODE, "I'M MAKING MONEY."
THIS
"I'M MAKING MONEY." THIS IS DATED DECEMBER 26TH,
1882.
THESE
1882. THESE WERE THE FIRST EVER
COMMUNICATION
THESE WERE THE FIRST EVER COMMUNICATION DEVICES.
THIS
COMMUNICATION DEVICES. THIS WAS LIKE YOUR CELL PHONE.
YOU
THIS WAS LIKE YOUR CELL PHONE. YOU KNOW, WITH THE KIDS
NOWADAYS,
YOU KNOW, WITH THE KIDS NOWADAYS, THEY TAKE THEIR
PHONE,
NOWADAYS, THEY TAKE THEIR PHONE, THEY JUST TEXT LIKE
CRAZY,
PHONE, THEY JUST TEXT LIKE CRAZY, MILLIONS OF TEXTS A
DAY.
BUT
DAY. BUT THIS WAS THE TEXT OF THE
CENTURY
BUT THIS WAS THE TEXT OF THE CENTURY IN THE 1700s.
I
CENTURY IN THE 1700s. I KNOW ANTIQUES, BUT THIS IS
DEFINITELY
I KNOW ANTIQUES, BUT THIS IS DEFINITELY BEYOND MY EXPERTISE.
I'VE
DEFINITELY BEYOND MY EXPERTISE. I'VE GOTTA GET THIS CHECKED
OUT.
I'M
I'M GONNA
I'M GONNA LOAD THIS STUFF UP,
PUT
I'M GONNA LOAD THIS STUFF UP, PUT IT IN THE TRUCK, TAKE IT
HOME
I'M GONNA LOAD THIS STUFF UP, PUT IT IN THE TRUCK, TAKE IT HOME TO THE WIFE, AND LET HER
SEE
PUT IT IN THE TRUCK, TAKE IT HOME TO THE WIFE, AND LET HER SEE JUST HOW WELL I DID TODAY.
>>
HOME TO THE WIFE, AND LET HER SEE JUST HOW WELL I DID TODAY. >> SONNY WENT A LITTLE OVERBOARD
AND
SEE JUST HOW WELL I DID TODAY. >> SONNY WENT A LITTLE OVERBOARD AND COST ME 1,300 BUCKS FOR THIS
LOCKER.
COME
AND COST ME 1,300 BUCKS FOR THIS LOCKER. COME ON, GRAB THAT.
AND
AND HE'S
AND HE'S ABOUT TO PAY IT ALL
BACK
AND HE'S ABOUT TO PAY IT ALL BACK WITH BLOOD, SWEAT, AND
TEARS.
OKAY,
TEARS. OKAY, SONNY, I'M GONNA LAY BACK
A
OKAY, SONNY, I'M GONNA LAY BACK A LITTLE BIT, MAN.
THIS
A LITTLE BIT, MAN. THIS IS YOUR LEARNING CURVE.
OH,
THIS IS YOUR LEARNING CURVE. OH, YEAH, SONNY, THAT'S REAL
SWEET.
>>
SWEET. >> CARDBOARD?
>>
>> CARDBOARD? >> CARDBOARD, CRAFT STUFF.
THAT'S
>> CARDBOARD, CRAFT STUFF. THAT'S WORTH 1,300 BUCKS.
I
THAT'S WORTH 1,300 BUCKS. I WANT YOU TO LEARN YOUR LESSON
A
I WANT YOU TO LEARN YOUR LESSON A LITTLE BIT FOR BUYING A ROOM
FULL
A LITTLE BIT FOR BUYING A ROOM FULL OF BOXES AND STUFF.
WE
FULL OF BOXES AND STUFF. WE GOT LIKE A BOX OF TRASH
HERE.
WE'RE
HERE. WE'RE DOING REAL GOOD, SONNY.
OOH,
WE'RE DOING REAL GOOD, SONNY. OOH, HERE'S YOUR FAVORITE STUFF,
DUMBBELLS.
HERE
DUMBBELLS. HERE YOU GO.
>>
HERE YOU GO. >> COOL FIVES.
>>
>> COOL FIVES. >> HERE, YOU GO.
YEAH,
>> HERE, YOU GO. YEAH, NOW YOU CAN WORK OUT
THOSE
YEAH, NOW YOU CAN WORK OUT THOSE BICEPS.
>>
THOSE BICEPS. >> HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THESE
ARE?
>>
ARE? >> WHAT, ARE THEY ABOUT A DOLLAR
A
>> WHAT, ARE THEY ABOUT A DOLLAR A POUND FOR THAT STUFF?
>>
A POUND FOR THAT STUFF? >> PLUS TAX, YOU'RE THINKING
ABOUT,
>> PLUS TAX, YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT, YOU KNOW, $15.
>>
ABOUT, YOU KNOW, $15. >> SONNY, WE JUST COLLECT TAX.
WE
>> SONNY, WE JUST COLLECT TAX. WE DON'T KEEP THE TAX.
WE
WE DON'T KEEP THE TAX. WE ARE LIKE 20 BOXES IN, AND
WE'VE
WE ARE LIKE 20 BOXES IN, AND WE'VE ONLY MADE $10.
I'M
WE'VE ONLY MADE $10. I'M GONNA HAVE TO SELL SONNY'S
ORGANS
I'M GONNA HAVE TO SELL SONNY'S ORGANS JUST TO BREAK EVEN.
YOU
ORGANS JUST TO BREAK EVEN. YOU KNOW, ANOTHER BOX OF JUST
MISCELLANEOUS
YOU KNOW, ANOTHER BOX OF JUST MISCELLANEOUS STUFF.
I'D
MISCELLANEOUS STUFF. I'D GO 40 BUCKS ON THIS BOX.
LITTLE
I'D GO 40 BUCKS ON THIS BOX. LITTLE TINY CHAIR THERE, 40
BUCKS.
>>
BUCKS. >> LOOK AT THE--THIS IS MY MUG
RIGHT
>> LOOK AT THE--THIS IS MY MUG RIGHT THERE.
>>
RIGHT THERE. >> TELL ME YOU'RE GONNA USE THAT
FOR
>> TELL ME YOU'RE GONNA USE THAT FOR YOUR NEW COFFEE MUG NOW.
>>
FOR YOUR NEW COFFEE MUG NOW. >> YEAH, DEFINITELY.
>>
>> YEAH, DEFINITELY. >> DUDE, YOU'RE JUST EATING UP
THE
>> DUDE, YOU'RE JUST EATING UP THE PROFITS ON THIS LOCKER,
AREN'T
THE PROFITS ON THIS LOCKER, AREN'T YOU?
OH,
AREN'T YOU? OH, AND IT'S BROKEN.
>>
OH, AND IT'S BROKEN. >> YOU'VE SEEN THESE?
>>
>> YOU'VE SEEN THESE? >> YEAH, IT'S A NEW YORKER
MAGAZINE.
>>
MAGAZINE. >> WHAT WOULD THAT BE DOIN' IN
TEXAS?
>>
TEXAS? >> PULL THAT DOWN, SONNY.
WHAT
>> PULL THAT DOWN, SONNY. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
>>
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? >> THEY LOOK LIKE HELMETS.
>>
>> THEY LOOK LIKE HELMETS. >> DUDE, THESE ARE THE UGLIEST
THINGS
>> DUDE, THESE ARE THE UGLIEST THINGS THAT I'VE EVER SEEN.
>>
THINGS THAT I'VE EVER SEEN. >> I THINK THESE ARE LIKE
OLD-STYLE
>> I THINK THESE ARE LIKE OLD-STYLE BOXING STUFF.
[...]
OLD-STYLE BOXING STUFF. [...] I AM ABOUT TO LEAVE THAT
[bleep].
[chuckles]
>>
[chuckles] >> $1,300 LOCKER?
WAH-AAH!
[laughs]
LET
[laughs] LET ME SET 'EM OFF TO THE SIDE,
MAN.
SONNY,
MAN. SONNY, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
>>
SONNY, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? >> YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING
FOR
>> YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING FOR A GIANT BABY OR SOMETHIN'.
>>
FOR A GIANT BABY OR SOMETHIN'. >> DUDE, THIS IS NOT A GIANT
BABY
>> DUDE, THIS IS NOT A GIANT BABY THING.
THIS
BABY THING. THIS IS A HANDLE TO A-TO A
BASKET.
>>
BASKET. >> IT'S A PRETTY BIG BASKET.
>>
>> IT'S A PRETTY BIG BASKET. >> THAT'S WEIRD-LOOKING STUFF,
MAN.
LET'S
MAN. LET'S GET THIS FRIDGE OUT OF
THE
LET'S GET THIS FRIDGE OUT OF THE WAY A LITTLE BIT SO WE CAN
SEE--WE
THE WAY A LITTLE BIT SO WE CAN SEE--WE CAN SEE THE WASHER AND
DRYER
SEE--WE CAN SEE THE WASHER AND DRYER BACK HERE.
IT'S
DRYER BACK HERE. IT'S A $100 REFRIGERATOR.
DRYER,
IT'S A $100 REFRIGERATOR. DRYER, PRETTY GOOD, AND THE
MATCHING
DRYER, PRETTY GOOD, AND THE MATCHING WASHER FOR IT.
A
MATCHING WASHER FOR IT. A MATCHED PAIR IS GOOD.
IT'S
A MATCHED PAIR IS GOOD. IT'S 300 BUCKS.
WE
IT'S 300 BUCKS. WE GOT THE TWO BUNK BEDS HERE.
WE
WE GOT THE TWO BUNK BEDS HERE. WE CAN BUFF 'EM UP A LITTLE
BIT.
I'D
BIT. I'D SAY 200
>>
>> COME
>> COME OVER HERE.
GRAB
>> COME OVER HERE. GRAB THESE BEANBAG CHAIRS, AND
GET
GRAB THESE BEANBAG CHAIRS, AND GET THESE OUTTA HERE.
PULL
PULL 'EM
PULL 'EM UP FRONT.
>>
>> WAIT,
>> WAIT, VIC, I DON'T THINK
BEANBAG
>> WAIT, VIC, I DON'T THINK BEANBAG CHAIRS HAVE NIPPLES.
>>
>> WAIT, VIC, I DON'T THINK BEANBAG CHAIRS HAVE NIPPLES. >> WHAT?
>>
BEANBAG CHAIRS HAVE NIPPLES. >> WHAT? >> AND A BELLY BUTTON.
WHAT
>> WHAT? >> AND A BELLY BUTTON. WHAT IS IT, A GIANT PERSON?
>>
>> AND A BELLY BUTTON. WHAT IS IT, A GIANT PERSON? >> DUDE, THAT HEAD GOES TO THIS
THING.
WHO
>> DUDE, THAT HEAD GOES TO THIS THING. WHO HAS THAT PONYTAIL LIKE
THAT?
IT'S
WHO HAS THAT PONYTAIL LIKE THAT? IT'S LIKE A...
>>
THAT? IT'S LIKE A... >> SAMURAI OR SOMETHING?
>>
IT'S LIKE A... >> SAMURAI OR SOMETHING? >> A WRESTLER.
>>
>> SAMURAI OR SOMETHING? >> A WRESTLER. >> NO, NO, NO, NOT A SAMURAI.
>>
>> A WRESTLER. >> NO, NO, NO, NOT A SAMURAI. >> A SUMO WRESTLER.
OH,
>> NO, NO, NO, NOT A SAMURAI. >> A SUMO WRESTLER. OH, THESE ARE FIGHTING
MANNEQUINS.
>>
OH, THESE ARE FIGHTING MANNEQUINS. >> NOW THIS MAKES TOTAL SENSE.
HERE,
MANNEQUINS. >> NOW THIS MAKES TOTAL SENSE. HERE, HOLD THIS GUY UP.
HOLD
>> NOW THIS MAKES TOTAL SENSE. HERE, HOLD THIS GUY UP. HOLD HIM UP LIKE THIS.
[laughs]
OH,
HOLD HIM UP LIKE THIS. [laughs] OH, MAN, THAT'S INSANE.
[groans]
WE
OH, MAN, THAT'S INSANE. [groans] WE NEED TO GET THESE THINGS
CHECKED
[groans] WE NEED TO GET THESE THINGS CHECKED OUT.
LET'S
WE NEED TO GET THESE THINGS CHECKED OUT. LET'S GET 'EM LOADED UP IN THE
CAR.
THESE
LET'S GET 'EM LOADED UP IN THE CAR. THESE SUMO SUITS ARE A GREAT
FIND.
WITH
THESE SUMO SUITS ARE A GREAT FIND. WITH ANY LUCK, I'LL BE ABLE TO
MAKE
FIND. WITH ANY LUCK, I'LL BE ABLE TO MAKE MY MONEY BACK, AND SONNY
WILL
WITH ANY LUCK, I'LL BE ABLE TO MAKE MY MONEY BACK, AND SONNY WILL BE ABLE TO KEEP HIS
KIDNEYS.
I
WILL BE ABLE TO KEEP HIS KIDNEYS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE THINGS
ARE,
KIDNEYS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE THINGS ARE, BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD
WEAR
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE THINGS ARE, BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD WEAR 'EM ON YOUR HEAD LIKE THIS.
>>
ARE, BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD WEAR 'EM ON YOUR HEAD LIKE THIS. >> I THINK YOU PUT THESE ON
THE--THIS
WEAR 'EM ON YOUR HEAD LIKE THIS. >> I THINK YOU PUT THESE ON THE--THIS THING RIGHT HERE, AND
IT
>> I THINK YOU PUT THESE ON THE--THIS THING RIGHT HERE, AND IT PROTECTS YOUR NUTS.
>>
THE--THIS THING RIGHT HERE, AND IT PROTECTS YOUR NUTS. >> [laughs]
SO
IT PROTECTS YOUR NUTS. >> [laughs] SO WHAT PART DO YOUR NUTS GO IN?
OH.
>>
>> HEY,
>> HEY, MELINDA.
>>
>> HEY, MELINDA. >> HOWDY, MARY.
>>
>> HEY, MELINDA. >> HOWDY, MARY. >> I FOUND SOME MASSIVE SHEARS
IN
>> HOWDY, MARY. >> I FOUND SOME MASSIVE SHEARS IN MY LOCKER, SO I'M AT MY
FRIEND
>> I FOUND SOME MASSIVE SHEARS IN MY LOCKER, SO I'M AT MY FRIEND MIRANDA'S LLAMA RANCH TO
SEE
IN MY LOCKER, SO I'M AT MY FRIEND MIRANDA'S LLAMA RANCH TO SEE WHAT SHE CAN TELL ME ABOUT
'EM.
I
SEE WHAT SHE CAN TELL ME ABOUT 'EM. I MEAN, LLAMAS NEED HAIRCUTS
TOO,
'EM. I MEAN, LLAMAS NEED HAIRCUTS TOO, RIGHT?
THEY'RE
I MEAN, LLAMAS NEED HAIRCUTS TOO, RIGHT? THEY'RE SO CUTE.
>>
TOO, RIGHT? THEY'RE SO CUTE. >> SAY, "WHAT YOU GOT?"
ASK
THEY'RE SO CUTE. >> SAY, "WHAT YOU GOT?" ASK MARY WHAT SHE'S GOT.
[both
>> SAY, "WHAT YOU GOT?" ASK MARY WHAT SHE'S GOT. [both laugh]
>>
ASK MARY WHAT SHE'S GOT. [both laugh] >> LLAMAS.
ONLY
[both laugh] >> LLAMAS. ONLY MY FAVORITE ANIMAL.
>>
>> LLAMAS. ONLY MY FAVORITE ANIMAL. >> THIS IS AN OSTER SHEARMASTER.
IT'S
ONLY MY FAVORITE ANIMAL. >> THIS IS AN OSTER SHEARMASTER. IT'S MADE FOR SHEEP, OR GOATS,
OR
>> THIS IS AN OSTER SHEARMASTER. IT'S MADE FOR SHEEP, OR GOATS, OR LLAMAS, OR ALPACAS.
YOU'VE
IT'S MADE FOR SHEEP, OR GOATS, OR LLAMAS, OR ALPACAS. YOU'VE GOT A REAL NICE PIECE OF
EQUIPMENT
OR LLAMAS, OR ALPACAS. YOU'VE GOT A REAL NICE PIECE OF EQUIPMENT RIGHT HERE, BUT WE'RE
GONNA
YOU'VE GOT A REAL NICE PIECE OF EQUIPMENT RIGHT HERE, BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE SURE IT
WORKS.
THE
GONNA HAVE TO MAKE SURE IT WORKS. THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
[shears
WORKS. THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. [shears buzzing]
>>
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. [shears buzzing] >> YEAH!
>>
[shears buzzing] >> YEAH! >> YAY. WHOO!
WE'VE
>> YEAH! >> YAY. WHOO! WE'VE GOT POWER.
>>
>> YAY. WHOO! WE'VE GOT POWER. >> YES. CAN WE TRY ONE OUT?
>>
WE'VE GOT POWER. >> YES. CAN WE TRY ONE OUT? >> SURE, LET'S JUST--WHILE
SHE'S
>> YES. CAN WE TRY ONE OUT? >> SURE, LET'S JUST--WHILE SHE'S SITTING HERE, LET'S TRY
THESE
>> SURE, LET'S JUST--WHILE SHE'S SITTING HERE, LET'S TRY THESE AND SEE WHAT SHE DOES.
>>
SHE'S SITTING HERE, LET'S TRY THESE AND SEE WHAT SHE DOES. >> [laughs]
>>
THESE AND SEE WHAT SHE DOES. >> [laughs] >> THESE ARE AWESOME.
>>
>> [laughs] >> THESE ARE AWESOME. >> [laughs]
SHE'S
>> THESE ARE AWESOME. >> [laughs] SHE'S GONNA BE NICE AND COOL.
SO
>> [laughs] SHE'S GONNA BE NICE AND COOL. SO HOW MUCH CAN I GET FOR 'EM?
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, UM, I THINK YOU COULD
GET...350.
>>
GET...350. >> ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S
>> ALL RIGHT. THAT'S GREAT NEWS.
>>
THAT'S GREAT NEWS. >> VERY GOOD.
>>
>> VERY GOOD. >> NOT ONLY DID THOSE SHEARS ADD
TO
>> NOT ONLY DID THOSE SHEARS ADD TO MY SWEET PROFIT, BUT I GOT TO
HANG
TO MY SWEET PROFIT, BUT I GOT TO HANG OUT WITH THE CUTEST LLAMAS
IN
HANG OUT WITH THE CUTEST LLAMAS IN THE WORLD.
♪
♪ MY
♪ MY LLAMA AND ME ♪
[laughs]
>>
♪ MY LLAMA AND ME ♪ [laughs] >> OH, DON'T SPIT!
>>
[laughs] >> OH, DON'T SPIT! >> THEY REALLY DO SPIT.
>>
>> OH, DON'T SPIT! >> THEY REALLY DO SPIT. >> HE REALLY DID JUST SPIT.
>>
>> THEY REALLY DO SPIT. >> HE REALLY DID JUST SPIT. >> YEP.
[both
>> HE REALLY DID JUST SPIT. >> YEP. [both laugh]
[llama
[llama bleating]
>>
[llama bleating] >> I FOUND WHAT APPEARS TO BE A
MORSE
>> I FOUND WHAT APPEARS TO BE A MORSE CODE DEVICE IN MY LOCKER.
SO
MORSE CODE DEVICE IN MY LOCKER. SO I TRACKED DOWN A MAN NAMED
GEORGE
SO I TRACKED DOWN A MAN NAMED GEORGE POTTER WHO SPECIALIZES IN
VINTAGE
GEORGE POTTER WHO SPECIALIZES IN VINTAGE ELECTRONICS.
HEY,
HEY, GEORGE.
KENNY
HEY, GEORGE. KENNY STOWE. HOW YOU DOIN'?
>>
HEY, GEORGE. KENNY STOWE. HOW YOU DOIN'? >> FINE, COME ON IN.
>>
KENNY STOWE. HOW YOU DOIN'? >> FINE, COME ON IN. >> MY LITTLE DEVICE DON'T LOOK
LIKE
>> FINE, COME ON IN. >> MY LITTLE DEVICE DON'T LOOK LIKE MUCH COMPARED TO YOUR
DEVICES.
>>
LIKE MUCH COMPARED TO YOUR DEVICES. >> GOT A LITTLE BIT OF
EVERYTHING
DEVICES. >> GOT A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING IN HERE.
LET'S
>> GOT A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING IN HERE. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT FIRST.
SOMEONE
EVERYTHING IN HERE. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT FIRST. SOMEONE HAS TAKEN A WALNUT
BLOCK
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT FIRST. SOMEONE HAS TAKEN A WALNUT BLOCK AND MADE THEM
A
SOMEONE HAS TAKEN A WALNUT BLOCK AND MADE THEM A BEGINNER'S TELEGRAPH SET.
>>
BLOCK AND MADE THEM A BEGINNER'S TELEGRAPH SET. >> HOMEMADE?
>>
A BEGINNER'S TELEGRAPH SET. >> HOMEMADE? >> I MEAN, IT'S A GOOD PRACTICE
SET
>> HOMEMADE? >> I MEAN, IT'S A GOOD PRACTICE SET SO WE COULD LEARN CODE.
I
>> I MEAN, IT'S A GOOD PRACTICE SET SO WE COULD LEARN CODE. I WOULD SAY IT'S IN THE LATE
1800s.
>>
I WOULD SAY IT'S IN THE LATE 1800s. >> OKAY.
>>
1800s. >> OKAY. >> THIS IS THE KEY,
THE
>> OKAY. >> THIS IS THE KEY, THE TRANSMITTER IF YOU WANT TO
CALL
>> THIS IS THE KEY, THE TRANSMITTER IF YOU WANT TO CALL IT.
>>
THE TRANSMITTER IF YOU WANT TO CALL IT. >> WITHOUT IT, YOU DON'T GET
NOTHIN'.
AND
>> WITHOUT IT, YOU DON'T GET NOTHIN'. AND THIS IS?
>>
NOTHIN'. AND THIS IS? >> THE SOUNDER.
THIS
AND THIS IS? >> THE SOUNDER. THIS IS TO MAKE THE SOUND OF
THE
>> THE SOUNDER. THIS IS TO MAKE THE SOUND OF THE CODE.
>>
THIS IS TO MAKE THE SOUND OF THE CODE. >> AND SO WHEN I TAPPED ON THIS,
IF
THE CODE. >> AND SO WHEN I TAPPED ON THIS, IF WE HAD A BATTERY HOOKED TO
THIS,
>> AND SO WHEN I TAPPED ON THIS, IF WE HAD A BATTERY HOOKED TO THIS, THAT WOULD MAKE THIS GO
CLICK-ITY,
IF WE HAD A BATTERY HOOKED TO THIS, THAT WOULD MAKE THIS GO CLICK-ITY, CLICK-ITY, CLICK.
AND
THIS, THAT WOULD MAKE THIS GO CLICK-ITY, CLICK-ITY, CLICK. AND IT--WE COULD SEND OFF,
"HEY,
CLICK-ITY, CLICK-ITY, CLICK. AND IT--WE COULD SEND OFF, "HEY, BRING MILK HOME."
>>
AND IT--WE COULD SEND OFF, "HEY, BRING MILK HOME." >> THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S
"HEY, BRING MILK HOME." >> THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT IT WOULD DO.
>>
>> THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT IT WOULD DO. >> ANY TIME YOU CAN TAKE
SOMETHING
THAT'S WHAT IT WOULD DO. >> ANY TIME YOU CAN TAKE SOMETHING FROM THE 1800s AND
HOOK
>> ANY TIME YOU CAN TAKE SOMETHING FROM THE 1800s AND HOOK A MODERN-DAY BATTERY TO IT
AND
SOMETHING FROM THE 1800s AND HOOK A MODERN-DAY BATTERY TO IT AND MAKE IT WORK, YOU'VE DONE
SOMETHIN'
HOOK A MODERN-DAY BATTERY TO IT AND MAKE IT WORK, YOU'VE DONE SOMETHIN' GREAT.
>>
AND MAKE IT WORK, YOU'VE DONE SOMETHIN' GREAT. >> THAT'S CORRECT.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S WORTH?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S WORTH? >> WELL, IT'S HOMEMADE, BUT IT
HAS
>> WELL, IT'S HOMEMADE, BUT IT HAS AN ORIGINAL MANUFACTURED
KEY.
PROBABLY
KEY. PROBABLY FOR THE WHOLE UNIT IN
HERE...
175,
HERE... 175, SOMEWHERE AROUND THERE.
>>
175, SOMEWHERE AROUND THERE. >> OH.
NOT
>> OH. NOT THE CHA-CHING I WAS HOPING
FOR,
NOT THE CHA-CHING I WAS HOPING FOR, BUT I'VE MORE THAN DOUBLED
MY
FOR, BUT I'VE MORE THAN DOUBLED MY MONEY.
NOW
NOW THAT'S A MESSAGE WORTH
SENDING.
WELL,
NOW THAT'S A MESSAGE WORTH SENDING. WELL, GEORGE, WHAT I'M GONNA DO
IS
SENDING. WELL, GEORGE, WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS I'M GONNA TAKE IT BACK TO
EAST
WELL, GEORGE, WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS I'M GONNA TAKE IT BACK TO EAST TEXAS, AND I'M GONNA SEND
YOU
IS I'M GONNA TAKE IT BACK TO EAST TEXAS, AND I'M GONNA SEND YOU AN INVITE SO YOU CAN COME
OUT
EAST TEXAS, AND I'M GONNA SEND YOU AN INVITE SO YOU CAN COME OUT AND BID ON IT.
WHEN
YOU AN INVITE SO YOU CAN COME OUT AND BID ON IT. WHEN THE PONY'S OFF, YOU'RE
GOOD
OUT AND BID ON IT. WHEN THE PONY'S OFF, YOU'RE GOOD FOR 100.
WE
WHEN THE PONY'S OFF, YOU'RE GOOD FOR 100. WE KNOW THAT.
>>
>> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> THANKS TO SONNY'S RECKLESS
BIDDING,
>> THANKS TO SONNY'S RECKLESS BIDDING, WE ARE WAY IN THE HOLE.
SCRATCH
SCRATCH THAT.
I'M
SCRATCH THAT. I'M WAY IN THE HOLE.
WE
SCRATCH THAT. I'M WAY IN THE HOLE. WE DID FIND SOME SUMO SUITS IN
A
I'M WAY IN THE HOLE. WE DID FIND SOME SUMO SUITS IN A LOCKER, THOUGH.
HOPEFULLY,
WE DID FIND SOME SUMO SUITS IN A LOCKER, THOUGH. HOPEFULLY, THE FOLKS AT PUMP IT
UP
A LOCKER, THOUGH. HOPEFULLY, THE FOLKS AT PUMP IT UP CAN GIVE US SOME GOOD NEWS.
>>
HOPEFULLY, THE FOLKS AT PUMP IT UP CAN GIVE US SOME GOOD NEWS. >> WHY DON'T YOU SET THIS DOWN
RIGHT
UP CAN GIVE US SOME GOOD NEWS. >> WHY DON'T YOU SET THIS DOWN RIGHT HERE?
OH,
>> WHY DON'T YOU SET THIS DOWN RIGHT HERE? OH, WOW, THESE THINGS ARE
GREAT.
DO
OH, WOW, THESE THINGS ARE GREAT. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SUMO
WRESTLERS?
>>
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SUMO WRESTLERS? >> I'VE SEEN IT ON TV.
>>
WRESTLERS? >> I'VE SEEN IT ON TV. >> TRYING TO PUSH THE OTHER
PERSON
>> I'VE SEEN IT ON TV. >> TRYING TO PUSH THE OTHER PERSON OUT OF THE RING OR
SOMETHING
>> TRYING TO PUSH THE OTHER PERSON OUT OF THE RING OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>>
PERSON OUT OF THE RING OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> THAT'S WHAT YOU DO.
YOU
SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. YOU KNOW, THIS IS A FULL-CONTACT
PROFESSIONAL
>> THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. YOU KNOW, THIS IS A FULL-CONTACT PROFESSIONAL SPORT THAT THEY
STARTED
YOU KNOW, THIS IS A FULL-CONTACT PROFESSIONAL SPORT THAT THEY STARTED IN JAPAN.
>>
PROFESSIONAL SPORT THAT THEY STARTED IN JAPAN. >> YEAH.
>>
STARTED IN JAPAN. >> YEAH. >> IT'S LIKE A MARTIAL ARTS OVER
THERE.
YOU
>> IT'S LIKE A MARTIAL ARTS OVER THERE. YOU CAN TELL THAT THIS IS
PRETTY
THERE. YOU CAN TELL THAT THIS IS PRETTY GOOD QUALITY.
THEY
YOU CAN TELL THAT THIS IS PRETTY GOOD QUALITY. THEY EVEN WENT TO THE DETAILS
OF
PRETTY GOOD QUALITY. THEY EVEN WENT TO THE DETAILS OF THE KNOT ON THE TOP THERE.
YOU
THEY EVEN WENT TO THE DETAILS OF THE KNOT ON THE TOP THERE. YOU HAVE GLOVES.
IT'S
OF THE KNOT ON THE TOP THERE. YOU HAVE GLOVES. IT'S ALL LEATHER.
DOUBLE
YOU HAVE GLOVES. IT'S ALL LEATHER. DOUBLE STITCH.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK THE VALUE
IS?
>>
IS? >> PROBABLY GET...
$2,000.
>>
$2,000. >> AH, YOU GOT LUCKY, SONNY, IS
WHAT
>> AH, YOU GOT LUCKY, SONNY, IS WHAT HAPPENED.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT CAN I SAY?
EVERYTHING'S
>> WHAT CAN I SAY? EVERYTHING'S COMING UP SONNY.
>>
>> WHAT CAN I SAY? EVERYTHING'S COMING UP SONNY. >> IN THE TRADITION OF THE
JAPANESE
EVERYTHING'S COMING UP SONNY. >> IN THE TRADITION OF THE JAPANESE WRESTLER, HANDS
TOGETHER
>> IN THE TRADITION OF THE JAPANESE WRESTLER, HANDS TOGETHER AND BOW.
[gong
JAPANESE WRESTLER, HANDS TOGETHER AND BOW. [gong reverberates]
ALL
TOGETHER AND BOW. [gong reverberates] ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS READY?
WRESTLE.
>>
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS READY? WRESTLE. >> [laughs]
I
WRESTLE. >> [laughs] I CAN MOVE PRETTY GOOD, SONNY.
I'M
>> [laughs] I CAN MOVE PRETTY GOOD, SONNY. I'M FAST.
>>
I CAN MOVE PRETTY GOOD, SONNY. I'M FAST. >> COME ON, KEEP GOING, GUYS.
KEEP
I'M FAST. >> COME ON, KEEP GOING, GUYS. KEEP GOIN'.
[grunting
>> COME ON, KEEP GOING, GUYS. KEEP GOIN'. [grunting and
>>
>> OH.
>>
>> OH. >> THERE WE GO.
SONNY,
>> OH. >> THERE WE GO. SONNY, THE VICTOR.
>>
>> THERE WE GO. SONNY, THE VICTOR. >> [groans]
>>
SONNY, THE VICTOR. >> [groans] >> YOU READY TO DO IT AGAIN?
>>
>> [groans] >> YOU READY TO DO IT AGAIN? >> IF I CAN GET UP.
[groans]
>>
>> IF I CAN GET UP. [groans] >> [laughs]
>>
[groans] >> [laughs] >> PRETTY BAD.
>>
>> [laughs] >> PRETTY BAD. >> [groans]
>>
>> PRETTY BAD. >> [groans] >> [sighs]
>>
>> [groans] >> [sighs] >> HEY, I'M STARTING TO
SUFFOCATE
>> [sighs] >> HEY, I'M STARTING TO SUFFOCATE HERE.
GET
>> HEY, I'M STARTING TO SUFFOCATE HERE. GET THIS [bleep] OFF ME.
>>
SUFFOCATE HERE. GET THIS [bleep] OFF ME. >> narrator: THE MASTERS OF
MESQUITE
GET THIS [bleep] OFF ME. >> narrator: THE MASTERS OF MESQUITE WERE VICTOR AND SONNY,
WHO
>> narrator: THE MASTERS OF MESQUITE WERE VICTOR AND SONNY, WHO WRESTLED $1,400 FROM THEIR
SUMO
MESQUITE WERE VICTOR AND SONNY, WHO WRESTLED $1,400 FROM THEIR SUMO SUITS.
KENNY
WHO WRESTLED $1,400 FROM THEIR SUMO SUITS. KENNY STOWE DOT-DASH-DOTTED A
PROFIT
SUMO SUITS. KENNY STOWE DOT-DASH-DOTTED A PROFIT OF ALMOST 1,100 BUCKS
WITH
KENNY STOWE DOT-DASH-DOTTED A PROFIT OF ALMOST 1,100 BUCKS WITH HIS TELEGRAPH.
MARY
PROFIT OF ALMOST 1,100 BUCKS WITH HIS TELEGRAPH. MARY PADIAN'S ANIMAL SHEARS
SHAVED
WITH HIS TELEGRAPH. MARY PADIAN'S ANIMAL SHEARS SHAVED OFF 800 BUCKS.
WHILE
WHILE RICKY AND BUBBA ONCE AGAIN
FELT
WHILE RICKY AND BUBBA ONCE AGAIN FELT DEFEAT IN MESQUITE.
>>
FELT DEFEAT IN MESQUITE. >> [groans]
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> HOW DO YOU GET IN THESE
THINGS?
>>
THINGS? >> SONNY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE
ABLE
>> SONNY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GET UP, DUDE.
WAIT.
[groaning]
>>
[groaning] >> WOW, THESE ARE TIGHT.
AW,
>> WOW, THESE ARE TIGHT. AW, I THINK I JUST FARTED.
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> WAIT, WAIT.
SONNY,
>> WAIT, WAIT. SONNY, DID YOU FART?
>>
SONNY, DID YOU FART? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> REMEMBER THAT VALUE THAT I
SAID
>> REMEMBER THAT VALUE THAT I SAID OF 2,000?
CUT
SAID OF 2,000? CUT IT IN