>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS,
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> WATCH ME, AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH
SHUT.
I'VE
>> WATCH ME, AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. I'VE GOT MY PROTEGE SONNY WITH
ME
SHUT. I'VE GOT MY PROTEGE SONNY WITH ME TODAY FOR HIS FIRST AUCTION.
>>
I'VE GOT MY PROTEGE SONNY WITH ME TODAY FOR HIS FIRST AUCTION. >> DID YOU JOIN BIG BROTHER OF
AMERICA?
>>
>> DID YOU JOIN BIG BROTHER OF AMERICA? >> YOU THE OFFICIAL SUNDIAL
TODAY
AMERICA? >> YOU THE OFFICIAL SUNDIAL TODAY OR WHAT?
>>
>> YOU THE OFFICIAL SUNDIAL TODAY OR WHAT? >> WAS THAT FUNNY SONNY?
>>
TODAY OR WHAT? >> WAS THAT FUNNY SONNY? >> YEAH, IT WAS FUNNY.
>>
>> WAS THAT FUNNY SONNY? >> YEAH, IT WAS FUNNY. >> THAT WAS.
>>
>> YEAH, IT WAS FUNNY. >> THAT WAS. >> I NEED A BIG SCORE TODAY.
NO
>> THAT WAS. >> I NEED A BIG SCORE TODAY. NO ONE'S GONNA WANT THIS.
I
>> I NEED A BIG SCORE TODAY. NO ONE'S GONNA WANT THIS. I MIGHT TAKE A BEATING ON THIS
LOCKER.
PLEASE
I MIGHT TAKE A BEATING ON THIS LOCKER. PLEASE DON'T BE A DEAD BODY
IN
LOCKER. PLEASE DON'T BE A DEAD BODY IN HERE.
OOH.
>>
IN HERE. OOH. >> 405.
>>
OOH. >> 405. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> 405. >> RIGHT HERE. >> SOLD IT RIGHT HERE FOR...
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> SOLD IT RIGHT HERE FOR... >> SONNY, YOUR FIRST LOCKER.
>>
>> SOLD IT RIGHT HERE FOR... >> SONNY, YOUR FIRST LOCKER. >> SONNY!
>>
>> SONNY, YOUR FIRST LOCKER. >> SONNY! >> ARE YOU SINGLE OR WHAT?
>>
>> SONNY! >> ARE YOU SINGLE OR WHAT? >> YEAH.
>>
>> ARE YOU SINGLE OR WHAT? >> YEAH. >> NOW, YOU MAKE SURE VIC KNOWS
I
>> YEAH. >> NOW, YOU MAKE SURE VIC KNOWS I GAVE YOU MY NUMBER.
>>
>> NOW, YOU MAKE SURE VIC KNOWS I GAVE YOU MY NUMBER. >> ALL RIGHT. [chuckles]
WELCOME
I GAVE YOU MY NUMBER. >> ALL RIGHT. [chuckles] WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF
SONNY
>> ALL RIGHT. [chuckles] WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF SONNY MONDAY.
[country
WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF SONNY MONDAY. [country rock music]
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
CHA-CHING!
>>
CHA-CHING! >> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG. >> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER I
PAINT
>> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER I PAINT IT.
>>
PAINT IT. >> I SEE TREASURES.
DOLLAR
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS.
♪
DOLLAR SIGNS. ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH.
>>
>> all: OH. >> THIS IS OUR TURF.
>>
>> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS.
>>
>> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING.
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMAN...POWER!
>>
>> WOMAN...POWER! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> YOU READY TO GO?
>>
>> YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> [auctioneering]
>>
>> [auctioneering] >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> [auctioneering]
AND
>> [auctioneering] AND IT'S SOLD!
>>
AND IT'S SOLD! >> WE'RE BACK IN WAXAHACHIE, AND
YOU
>> WE'RE BACK IN WAXAHACHIE, AND YOU WANT SOME INSIDER
INFORMATION?
OUR
INFORMATION? OUR BUYERS ARE WAXAHACH-ING SOME
PLANS
OUR BUYERS ARE WAXAHACH-ING SOME PLANS TO MAKE SOME MONEY HERE.
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> I'M TRYING TO GET SOME MONEY
SO
[laughs] >> I'M TRYING TO GET SOME MONEY SO I CAN BUILD A HOME STUDIO,
AND
>> I'M TRYING TO GET SOME MONEY SO I CAN BUILD A HOME STUDIO, AND THAT'S NOT GONNA BE CHEAP.
SO
SO I CAN BUILD A HOME STUDIO, AND THAT'S NOT GONNA BE CHEAP. SO I NEED A BIG SCORE TODAY.
I
AND THAT'S NOT GONNA BE CHEAP. SO I NEED A BIG SCORE TODAY. I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES.
I
SO I NEED A BIG SCORE TODAY. I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES. I NEED TO SCORE BIG LIKE I DID
LAST
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES. I NEED TO SCORE BIG LIKE I DID LAST NIGHT.
YEAH.
OKAY,
OKAY, MAYBE THAT WAS A LITTLE
TOO
OKAY, MAYBE THAT WAS A LITTLE TOO MUCH INFORMATION.
>>
TOO MUCH INFORMATION. >> TODAY I AM LOOKING FOR THINGS
THAT
>> TODAY I AM LOOKING FOR THINGS THAT I SEE RIGHT FROM THE DOOR
THAT
THAT I SEE RIGHT FROM THE DOOR THAT I CAN SELL AND PUT ON THE
FLOOR.
NO
FLOOR. NO GUESSING, NO GAMBLING, AND
DEFINITELY
NO GUESSING, NO GAMBLING, AND DEFINITELY NO MYSTERY BOXES.
LET'S
DEFINITELY NO MYSTERY BOXES. LET'S GO BUY SOME [bleep].
>>
>> TODAY
>> TODAY WE NEED TO TRY TO BUY
SOMETHING
>> TODAY WE NEED TO TRY TO BUY SOMETHING THAT'S GONNA DRAW IN
SOME
>> TODAY WE NEED TO TRY TO BUY SOMETHING THAT'S GONNA DRAW IN SOME ATTENTION.
>>
SOMETHING THAT'S GONNA DRAW IN SOME ATTENTION. >> WELL, WE NEED A LITTLE--
>>
SOME ATTENTION. >> WELL, WE NEED A LITTLE-- >> EYE CANDY. EXACTLY.
WE
WE GOT
WE GOT A
WE GOT A BIG WAREHOUSE SALE
COMING,
WE GOT A BIG WAREHOUSE SALE COMING, AND WE NEED SOMETHING
THAT
COMING, AND WE NEED SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE FOLKS STOP IN
THEIR
THAT WILL MAKE FOLKS STOP IN THEIR TRACKS, COME IN, AND SPEND
THEIR
THEIR TRACKS, COME IN, AND SPEND THEIR MONEY.
>>
>> IF
>> IF WE
>> IF WE CAN'T FIND ANYTHING
SHINY,
>> IF WE CAN'T FIND ANYTHING SHINY, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET
US
>> IF WE CAN'T FIND ANYTHING SHINY, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET US A BIKINI GIRL TO TWIRL THE
SIGN.
>>
US A BIKINI GIRL TO TWIRL THE SIGN. >> MAYBE WE CAN FIND ONE HERE.
>>
SIGN. >> MAYBE WE CAN FIND ONE HERE. >> IN WAXAHACHIE?
>>
>> MAYBE WE CAN FIND ONE HERE. >> IN WAXAHACHIE? >> WELL, I'M SURE THEY'RE
EVERYWHERE.
>>
>> WELL, I'M SURE THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. >> VICTOR.
>>
EVERYWHERE. >> VICTOR. >> HE'S GOT A BUDDY WITH HIM
TODAY.
>>
>> HE'S GOT A BUDDY WITH HIM TODAY. >> GREAT, HE BROUGHT HELP?
>>
TODAY. >> GREAT, HE BROUGHT HELP? >> ALL RIGHT, MAN.
TODAY
>> GREAT, HE BROUGHT HELP? >> ALL RIGHT, MAN. TODAY IS YOUR DAY, BRO.
I'VE
>> ALL RIGHT, MAN. TODAY IS YOUR DAY, BRO. I'VE GOT MY PROTEGE SONNY WITH
ME
TODAY IS YOUR DAY, BRO. I'VE GOT MY PROTEGE SONNY WITH ME TODAY FOR HIS FIRST AUCTION.
AH,
AH, I
AH, I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS AN
AUCTION
AH, I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS AN AUCTION VIRGIN.
WATCH
AUCTION VIRGIN. WATCH ME, AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH
SHUT
WATCH ME, AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT TODAY.
AND
AND REMIND ME: NEXT TIME, I'M
GONNA
AND REMIND ME: NEXT TIME, I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO CLOTHES
SHOPPING
AND REMIND ME: NEXT TIME, I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO CLOTHES SHOPPING WITH YOU, OKAY?
COME
GONNA HAVE TO GO CLOTHES SHOPPING WITH YOU, OKAY? COME ON.
>>
SHOPPING WITH YOU, OKAY? COME ON. >> [chuckles]
LOOK
COME ON. >> [chuckles] LOOK AT THIS POOR KID GOING
DOWN
>> [chuckles] LOOK AT THIS POOR KID GOING DOWN THE WRONG PATH.
HEY,
LOOK AT THIS POOR KID GOING DOWN THE WRONG PATH. HEY, VIC?
>>
DOWN THE WRONG PATH. HEY, VIC? >> WHAT?
>>
HEY, VIC? >> WHAT? >> DID YOU JOIN BIG BROTHER OF
AMERICA?
>>
>> DID YOU JOIN BIG BROTHER OF AMERICA? >> YES, THIS IS SONNY MONDAY, MY
PET
AMERICA? >> YES, THIS IS SONNY MONDAY, MY PET PROJECT.
>>
>> SONNY
>> SONNY MONDAY?
THAT
>> SONNY MONDAY? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A MALE
STRIPPER.
>>
STRIPPER. >> WHAT IS HE TELLING YOU?
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S ALL WRONG, WHATEVER IT
IS.
>>
>> IT'S ALL WRONG, WHATEVER IT IS. >> DON'T LISTEN TO THESE GUYS AT
ALL.
THEY'RE
>> DON'T LISTEN TO THESE GUYS AT ALL. THEY'RE SCARED OF YOU, MAN.
THEY'RE
ALL. THEY'RE SCARED OF YOU, MAN. THEY'RE SCARED OF NEW BLOOD.
>>
THEY'RE SCARED OF YOU, MAN. THEY'RE SCARED OF NEW BLOOD. >> HE GONNA GO TO AUCTIONS FOR--
>>
THEY'RE SCARED OF NEW BLOOD. >> HE GONNA GO TO AUCTIONS FOR-- >> ARE YOU GONNA DISTRACT HIM
TODAY?
>>
>> ARE YOU GONNA DISTRACT HIM TODAY? >> HE LOOKS LIKE A NICE GUY
HANGING
TODAY? >> HE LOOKS LIKE A NICE GUY HANGING OUT WITH THE WRONG
CROWD.
>>
HANGING OUT WITH THE WRONG CROWD. >> OH, HE'S WITH THE RIGHT
CROWD,
CROWD. >> OH, HE'S WITH THE RIGHT CROWD, LET ME TELL YOU.
>>
>> OH, HE'S WITH THE RIGHT CROWD, LET ME TELL YOU. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS
PARTY
CROWD, LET ME TELL YOU. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED. >> HEY, ARE YOU THE OFFICIAL
SUNDIAL
PARTY STARTED. >> HEY, ARE YOU THE OFFICIAL SUNDIAL TODAY OR WHAT?
>>
>> HEY, ARE YOU THE OFFICIAL SUNDIAL TODAY OR WHAT? >> WAS THAT FUNNY, SONNY?
>>
SUNDIAL TODAY OR WHAT? >> WAS THAT FUNNY, SONNY? >> YEAH, IT WAS FUNNY.
>>
>> WAS THAT FUNNY, SONNY? >> YEAH, IT WAS FUNNY. >> THAT WAS.
>>
>> YEAH, IT WAS FUNNY. >> THAT WAS. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> THAT WAS. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING
OUT
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION.
HERE
GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION. HERE ARE THE RULES--FIRST THING
WE'RE
OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION. HERE ARE THE RULES--FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO: OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
HERE ARE THE RULES--FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO: OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
WE'RE GONNA DO: OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING
ANY
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING ANY BOXES.
TODAY'S
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING ANY BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY
SALE.
PLEASE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
ARE
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP.
LET'S
>> all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP. LET'S GO!
>>
>> HAMMER UP. LET'S GO! >> HEY, SONNY.
>>
LET'S GO! >> HEY, SONNY. >> YO.
>>
>> HEY, SONNY. >> YO. >> SO ARE YOU SINGLE OR WHAT?
>>
>> YO. >> SO ARE YOU SINGLE OR WHAT? >> YEAH.
>>
>> SO ARE YOU SINGLE OR WHAT? >> YEAH. >> OH, REALLY?
HOW
>> YEAH. >> OH, REALLY? HOW OLD ARE YOU?
>>
>> OH, REALLY? HOW OLD ARE YOU? >> 21.
>>
HOW OLD ARE YOU? >> 21. >> 21?
KEEP
>> 21. >> 21? KEEP THAT IN MIND.
VIC
>> 21? KEEP THAT IN MIND. VIC ALWAYS HITS ON THE LADIES.
NOW
KEEP THAT IN MIND. VIC ALWAYS HITS ON THE LADIES. NOW HE'LL SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE
WHEN
VIC ALWAYS HITS ON THE LADIES. NOW HE'LL SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN THE TABLES ARE TURNED.
>>
NOW HE'LL SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN THE TABLES ARE TURNED. >> DON'T FALL IN LOVE.
THAT'S
WHEN THE TABLES ARE TURNED. >> DON'T FALL IN LOVE. THAT'S ONE OF HER TRICKS.
[indistinct
>>
>> DUDE,
>> DUDE, THERE'S ALL KINDS OF
STUFF.
THE
>> DUDE, THERE'S ALL KINDS OF STUFF. THE MEDIEVAL CHAIRS...
>>
STUFF. THE MEDIEVAL CHAIRS... >> THAT'S AN EIGHT-LEGGED TABLE.
>>
THE MEDIEVAL CHAIRS... >> THAT'S AN EIGHT-LEGGED TABLE. >> I KNOW. DROP LEAF.
>>
>> THAT'S AN EIGHT-LEGGED TABLE. >> I KNOW. DROP LEAF. >> ALL RIGHT, JUST BE READY,
PARTNER.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, JUST BE READY, PARTNER. >> MID-CENTURY CHAIRS.
WEIRD-LOOKING
PARTNER. >> MID-CENTURY CHAIRS. WEIRD-LOOKING MODERN TABLE.
YEAH,
>> MID-CENTURY CHAIRS. WEIRD-LOOKING MODERN TABLE. YEAH, THIS IS DEFINITE
MONEY-MAKER.
>>
YEAH, THIS IS DEFINITE MONEY-MAKER. >> I CAN SEE EVERYTHING, AND I
LOVE
MONEY-MAKER. >> I CAN SEE EVERYTHING, AND I LOVE EVERYTHING.
IT'S
>> I CAN SEE EVERYTHING, AND I LOVE EVERYTHING. IT'S COOL.
IT'S
LOVE EVERYTHING. IT'S COOL. IT'S MID-CENTURY.
IT'S
IT'S COOL. IT'S MID-CENTURY. IT'S ECLECTIC.
ALL
IT'S MID-CENTURY. IT'S ECLECTIC. ALL THIS STUFF IS MY STYLE, MY
TASTE.
I
ALL THIS STUFF IS MY STYLE, MY TASTE. I HAVE TO HAVE IT.
>>
TASTE. I HAVE TO HAVE IT. >> SONNY, THIS IS A REALLY GOOD
LOCKER
I HAVE TO HAVE IT. >> SONNY, THIS IS A REALLY GOOD LOCKER HERE.
TELL
>> SONNY, THIS IS A REALLY GOOD LOCKER HERE. TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE.
>>
LOCKER HERE. TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE. >> A DRYER.
>>
TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE. >> A DRYER. >> AND?
YOU
>> A DRYER. >> AND? YOU GOT TO LOOK A LITTLE BETTER,
MAN.
GOTTA
YOU GOT TO LOOK A LITTLE BETTER, MAN. GOTTA SEE IF THERE'S A WASHER
IN
MAN. GOTTA SEE IF THERE'S A WASHER IN THERE.
THERE
GOTTA SEE IF THERE'S A WASHER IN THERE. THERE IS A WASHER THERE.
IT'S
IN THERE. THERE IS A WASHER THERE. IT'S TURNED UPSIDE DOWN.
I
THERE IS A WASHER THERE. IT'S TURNED UPSIDE DOWN. I NEED YOUR EYES TO BE SHARP.
>>
IT'S TURNED UPSIDE DOWN. I NEED YOUR EYES TO BE SHARP. >> I THINK WE SHOULD GET THIS
ONE.
>>
>> I THINK WE SHOULD GET THIS ONE. >> OKAY, LET'S GET THIS ONE.
>>
ONE. >> OKAY, LET'S GET THIS ONE. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, $100 BID.
>>
GENTLEMEN, $100 BID. >> 500 RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> 500 RIGHT HERE. >> 500.
>>
>> 500. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 600.
NOW
>> NOW 600. NOW 700, 800.
>>
NOW 700, 800. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 800, 900.
NOW
>> 800, 900. NOW 1,000.
>>
NOW 1,000. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,100.
>>
>> 1,100. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,100. NOW 1,200.
>>
>> 1,100. NOW 1,200. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 1,300.
>>
>> NOW 1,300. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,300. NEW PLAYER.
>>
>> 1,300. NEW PLAYER. >> 1,350.
>>
>> 1,350. >> NOW 1,400.
1,400,
>> NOW 1,400. 1,400, MARY, 1,400--
>>
1,400, MARY, 1,400-- >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 1,500.
>>
>> NOW 1,500. >> YEAH, WALT.
>>
>> YEAH, WALT. >> 1,600.
>>
>> 1,600. >> GIVE IT TO ME.
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME. >> 1,600.
NOW
>> 1,600. NOW 1,800--
>>
NOW 1,800-- >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,900 OVER THERE.
NOW
>> 1,900 OVER THERE. NOW 2,000.
>>
NOW 2,000. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 2,000. NOW 2,100.
2,100
>> 2,000. NOW 2,100. 2,100 TO YOU.
NOW
2,100 TO YOU. NOW 2,200.
>>
NOW 2,200. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 2,300.
>>
>> NOW 2,300. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> 2,300. NOW 2,400.
>>
>> 2,300. NOW 2,400. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 2,400 NOW 2,500.
NOW
>> 2,400 NOW 2,500. NOW 2,500?
2,500
NOW 2,500? 2,500 GOING ONCE.
2,500
2,500 GOING ONCE. 2,500 GOING TWICE.
>>
2,500 GOING TWICE. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 2,500. YOU BARELY MADE IT.
NOW
>> 2,500. YOU BARELY MADE IT. NOW 2,600.
>>
NOW 2,600. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 2,600.
NOW
>> 2,600. NOW 2,700, 2,700, 2,700, 2,700.
2,700
NOW 2,700, 2,700, 2,700, 2,700. 2,700 GOING ONCE.
2,700
2,700 GOING ONCE. 2,700 GOING TWICE.
SOLD
2,700 GOING TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $2,600.
>>
SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $2,600. >> 40 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
DOESN'T
>> 40 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE DOESN'T AUTOMATICALLY WIN ME
A
DOESN'T AUTOMATICALLY WIN ME A LOCKER, JUST THE LOCKERS I
CHOOSE.
>>
>> I
>> I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH
COMPETITION
>> I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH COMPETITION WITH RICKY AND
BUBBA.
I
COMPETITION WITH RICKY AND BUBBA. I DON'T NEED THIS VIC-SONNY
THING.
I'M
I DON'T NEED THIS VIC-SONNY THING. I'M GONNA GO TRY AND BREAK UP
THIS
THING. I'M GONNA GO TRY AND BREAK UP THIS BROMANCE.
FLIRT,
I'M GONNA GO TRY AND BREAK UP THIS BROMANCE. FLIRT, DISTRACT, DESTROY.
HOW
THIS BROMANCE. FLIRT, DISTRACT, DESTROY. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING
FOR
FLIRT, DISTRACT, DESTROY. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING FOR VICTOR?
>>
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING FOR VICTOR? >> I'D SAY SEVEN MONTHS OR
SOMETHING
FOR VICTOR? >> I'D SAY SEVEN MONTHS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>>
>> I'D SAY SEVEN MONTHS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> OH, SO IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
>>
SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> OH, SO IT'S BEEN A WHILE. >> ME AND HIM REALLY HIT IT OFF,
SO--
>>
>> ME AND HIM REALLY HIT IT OFF, SO-- >> YEAH, LIKE YOU AND I HITTING
IT
SO-- >> YEAH, LIKE YOU AND I HITTING IT OFF.
>>
>> YEAH, LIKE YOU AND I HITTING IT OFF. >> I GUESS.
>>
IT OFF. >> I GUESS. >> IS SHE FLIRTIN' WITH SONNY?
>>
>> I GUESS. >> IS SHE FLIRTIN' WITH SONNY? >> GOOD GOD.
>>
>> IS SHE FLIRTIN' WITH SONNY? >> GOOD GOD. >> NOW, YOU MAKE SURE VIC KNOWS
I
>> GOOD GOD. >> NOW, YOU MAKE SURE VIC KNOWS I GAVE YOU MY NUMBER.
>>
>> NOW, YOU MAKE SURE VIC KNOWS I GAVE YOU MY NUMBER. >> ALL RIGHT.
[chuckles]
[indistinct
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS FURNITURE SCREAMS, "I
KEEP
>> THIS FURNITURE SCREAMS, "I KEEP EVERYTHING FOREVER.
STUFF
>> THIS FURNITURE SCREAMS, "I KEEP EVERYTHING FOREVER. STUFF FROM MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER,
AND
KEEP EVERYTHING FOREVER. STUFF FROM MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER, AND I'M 80 TO BEGIN WITH."
>>
STUFF FROM MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER, AND I'M 80 TO BEGIN WITH." >> YOU'RE RIGHT.
>>
AND I'M 80 TO BEGIN WITH." >> YOU'RE RIGHT. >> WE CAN STEAL IT MAYBE.
>>
>> YOU'RE RIGHT. >> WE CAN STEAL IT MAYBE. >> OKAY.
>>
>> WE CAN STEAL IT MAYBE. >> OKAY. >> THERE'S SOME GOOD PIECES OF
FURNITURE.
THEY'RE
>> THERE'S SOME GOOD PIECES OF FURNITURE. THEY'RE ANTIQUE.
THIS
FURNITURE. THEY'RE ANTIQUE. THIS HEADBOARD IS COOL,
SO
THEY'RE ANTIQUE. THIS HEADBOARD IS COOL, SO THIS MIGHT BE MY LOCKER.
>>
THIS HEADBOARD IS COOL, SO THIS MIGHT BE MY LOCKER. >> WHAT DO YOU SEE, SONNY?
>>
SO THIS MIGHT BE MY LOCKER. >> WHAT DO YOU SEE, SONNY? >> AN OLD STROLLER.
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU SEE, SONNY? >> AN OLD STROLLER. >> AN OLD STROLLER?
WHAT
>> AN OLD STROLLER. >> AN OLD STROLLER? WHAT ABOUT THE COBWEBS?
THE
>> AN OLD STROLLER? WHAT ABOUT THE COBWEBS? THE COBWEBS TELL ME THAT IT
HASN'T
WHAT ABOUT THE COBWEBS? THE COBWEBS TELL ME THAT IT HASN'T BEEN ENTERED IN A WHILE,
THAT
THE COBWEBS TELL ME THAT IT HASN'T BEEN ENTERED IN A WHILE, THAT THERE'S A LOT OF GOOD OLD
STUFF
HASN'T BEEN ENTERED IN A WHILE, THAT THERE'S A LOT OF GOOD OLD STUFF IN HERE.
YOU
THAT THERE'S A LOT OF GOOD OLD STUFF IN HERE. YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT.
>>
STUFF IN HERE. YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT. >> UH, I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
>>
YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT. >> UH, I DON'T KNOW, MAN. >> HEY, I'M TEACHING YOU.
YOU
>> UH, I DON'T KNOW, MAN. >> HEY, I'M TEACHING YOU. YOU WATCH ME.
>>
>> HEY, I'M TEACHING YOU. YOU WATCH ME. >> FRENCH PROVINCIAL DRESSER,
A
YOU WATCH ME. >> FRENCH PROVINCIAL DRESSER, A FRENCH PROVINCIAL MIRROR.
A
>> FRENCH PROVINCIAL DRESSER, A FRENCH PROVINCIAL MIRROR. A SIDE TABLE.
THIS
A FRENCH PROVINCIAL MIRROR. A SIDE TABLE. THIS WILL PAY FOR MY NEW STUDIO.
>>
A SIDE TABLE. THIS WILL PAY FOR MY NEW STUDIO. >> JENNY'S EYEING THIS BAD BOY.
IF
THIS WILL PAY FOR MY NEW STUDIO. >> JENNY'S EYEING THIS BAD BOY. IF SHE WANTS IT, THERE'S GONNA
BE
>> JENNY'S EYEING THIS BAD BOY. IF SHE WANTS IT, THERE'S GONNA BE A SHOOTOUT.
[mimics
IF SHE WANTS IT, THERE'S GONNA BE A SHOOTOUT. [mimics pistols shooting]
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, [auctioneering].
>>
GENTLEMEN, [auctioneering]. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 100 AND 150.
>>
>> 100 AND 150. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 200.
NOW
>> NOW 200. NOW 200, NOW--
>>
NOW 200, NOW-- >> 500.
>>
>> 500. >> 500.
>> 500. NOW
>> 500. >> 500. NOW 550.
>>
>> 500. NOW 550. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 550. NOW 600.
>>
>> 550. NOW 600. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 600. NOW 650.
>>
>> 600. NOW 650. >> 1,000.
[groaning]
>>
[groaning] >> 1,000. NOW 1,050.
NOW
>> 1,000. NOW 1,050. NOW 1,100.
>>
NOW 1,100. >> YEAH, WALT.
>>
>> YEAH, WALT. >> 1,150.
>>
>> 1,150. >> GIVE IT TO ME.
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME. >> 1,150. NOW 1,200.
>>
>> 1,150. NOW 1,200. >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> NOW 1,250. 1,300.
>>
>> NOW 1,250. 1,300. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,350. LET ME GET 1,350?
>>
>> 1,350. LET ME GET 1,350? >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> 1,350. NOW 1,375.
>>
>> 1,350. NOW 1,375. >> IT'S LIKE A TRAIN WRECK.
IT'S
>> IT'S LIKE A TRAIN WRECK. IT'S PAINFUL TO WATCH.
>>
IT'S PAINFUL TO WATCH. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> I HAVE 1,375. NOW 1,400.
>>
>> I HAVE 1,375. NOW 1,400. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,400.
>>
>> 1,400. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> LEARN FROM THIS.
THIS
>> LEARN FROM THIS. THIS IS WHAT YOU DON'T DO.
IT'S
THIS IS WHAT YOU DON'T DO. IT'S A PISSING MATCH.
>>
IT'S A PISSING MATCH. >> 1,450.
>>
>> 1,450. >> NO, SHE CAN HAVE IT.
>>
>> NO, SHE CAN HAVE IT. >> GOING ONCE.
1,450
>> GOING ONCE. 1,450 GOING TWICE.
I
1,450 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT, $1,425 RIGHT THERE.
$1,425.
>>
$1,425. >> I BEAT OUT MARY, BUT I MIGHT
TAKE
>> I BEAT OUT MARY, BUT I MIGHT TAKE A BEATING ON THIS LOCKER.
>>
>> CONGRATS.
>>
>> CONGRATS. >> THANKS.
THE
>> CONGRATS. >> THANKS. THE NEXT AUCTION CAN GO ON
WITHOUT
>> THANKS. THE NEXT AUCTION CAN GO ON WITHOUT ME.
I
THE NEXT AUCTION CAN GO ON WITHOUT ME. I GOTTA JUMP IN HERE AND SEE IF
I
WITHOUT ME. I GOTTA JUMP IN HERE AND SEE IF I SPENT TOO MUCH.
OKAY,
OKAY, THIS IS NOT GONNA MAKE ME
ANY
OKAY, THIS IS NOT GONNA MAKE ME ANY MONEY.
NO
ANY MONEY. NO ONE'S GONNA WANT THIS.
LET'S
NO ONE'S GONNA WANT THIS. LET'S ADD IT TO THE TRASH PILE.
[grunts]
LOOKS
[grunts] LOOKS LIKE A QUEEN, WHICH IS
GREAT.
PAINT
GREAT. PAINT IT, FIX IT UP.
$100
PAINT IT, FIX IT UP. $100 HEADBOARD.
OOH,
$100 HEADBOARD. OOH, FRENCH PROVINCIAL
HEADBOARD.
THIS
HEADBOARD. THIS ONE COULD BE LIKE 125.
LET'S
THIS ONE COULD BE LIKE 125. LET'S SEE HERE.
OH,
LET'S SEE HERE. OH, GOOD, IT CAME WITH A BRA.
IT
OH, GOOD, IT CAME WITH A BRA. IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S HANDMADE.
I'D
IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S HANDMADE. I'D SAY AT LEAST 75.
IT'S
I'D SAY AT LEAST 75. IT'S AN INTERESTING LITTLE SIDE
TABLE.
NO
TABLE. NO CHARGE FOR THE BRA.
WEIRDEST-LOOKING
NO CHARGE FOR THE BRA. WEIRDEST-LOOKING BAG
>>
>> PLEASE
>> PLEASE DON'T BE A DEAD BODY
IN
>> PLEASE DON'T BE A DEAD BODY IN HERE.
OOH.
OH,
OOH. OH, MY GOD.
THIS
OOH. OH, MY GOD. THIS THING IS PRETTY
COOL-LOOKING.
WHAT
THIS THING IS PRETTY COOL-LOOKING. WHAT IN THE WORLD?
OH,
COOL-LOOKING. WHAT IN THE WORLD? OH, MY GOD.
"SHEPHERD
WHAT IN THE WORLD? OH, MY GOD. "SHEPHERD LAP HARP."
AND
OH, MY GOD. "SHEPHERD LAP HARP." AND IT TAKES BATTERIES.
IT'S
"SHEPHERD LAP HARP." AND IT TAKES BATTERIES. IT'S LIKE AN ELECTRIC GUITAR,
BUT
AND IT TAKES BATTERIES. IT'S LIKE AN ELECTRIC GUITAR, BUT AN ELECTRIC HARP.
SO
IT'S LIKE AN ELECTRIC GUITAR, BUT AN ELECTRIC HARP. SO I THINK IT'S LIKE A ROCK STAR
HARP.
I
SO I THINK IT'S LIKE A ROCK STAR HARP. I ONLY DATED BASS PLAYERS.
I
HARP. I ONLY DATED BASS PLAYERS. I DIDN'T DATE HARPISTS, SO I
DON'T
I ONLY DATED BASS PLAYERS. I DIDN'T DATE HARPISTS, SO I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.
ANGELS
I DIDN'T DATE HARPISTS, SO I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS. ANGELS PLAY HARPS.
I
DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS. ANGELS PLAY HARPS. I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE GOD'S
A
ANGELS PLAY HARPS. I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE GOD'S A CHEAPSKATE, RIGHT?
I'M
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE GOD'S A CHEAPSKATE, RIGHT? I'M GONNA GET THIS CHECKED OUT.
OH,
OH, YEAH,
OH, YEAH, THERE'S MORE FRENCH
PROVINCIAL.
THIS
PROVINCIAL. THIS IS WHY I BOUGHT THE UNIT.
AND
THIS IS WHY I BOUGHT THE UNIT. AND AS IT TURNS OUT, IT LOOKS
LIKE
AND AS IT TURNS OUT, IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S TWO MORE BACK HERE.
VINTAGE,
LIKE THERE'S TWO MORE BACK HERE. VINTAGE, CURVED FRONT.
THIS
VINTAGE, CURVED FRONT. THIS ONE HAS A MATCHING MIRROR.
SO
THIS ONE HAS A MATCHING MIRROR. SO IT'S 100 FOR THE MIRROR, 400
FOR
SO IT'S 100 FOR THE MIRROR, 400 FOR THE DRESSER.
OKAY,
FOR THE DRESSER. OKAY, SO THIS TALL CHEST HERE,
IT'S
OKAY, SO THIS TALL CHEST HERE, IT'S GOT THIS CURVE, ORNATE
STUFF
IT'S GOT THIS CURVE, ORNATE STUFF I LIKE.
200
STUFF I LIKE. 200 ON THIS.
BLONDE
200 ON THIS. BLONDE FRENCH PROVINCIAL.
DOORS
BLONDE FRENCH PROVINCIAL. DOORS WORK, MATCHING MIRROR.
THAT'S
DOORS WORK, MATCHING MIRROR. THAT'S ANOTHER 500.
THEN
THAT'S ANOTHER 500. THEN THE TALL CHEST THAT GOES
WITH
THEN THE TALL CHEST THAT GOES WITH IT, I'M GONNA SAY 350 ON
THIS
WITH IT, I'M GONNA SAY 350 ON THIS ONE.
I
THIS ONE. I MADE MONEY ALREADY WITH THIS
GREAT
I MADE MONEY ALREADY WITH THIS GREAT FURNITURE.
BUT
GREAT FURNITURE. BUT THIS HARP?
IT
BUT THIS HARP? IT COULD BE HEAVENLY.
[harp
IT COULD BE HEAVENLY. [harp playing]
[bidders
[bidders cheering and hooting]
>>
[bidders cheering and hooting] >> I'M DIGGING THOSE BOXES IN
THE
[bidders cheering and hooting] >> I'M DIGGING THOSE BOXES IN THE BACK.
RECLINERS.
THAT'S
THE BACK. RECLINERS. THAT'S NOT BAD.
A
RECLINERS. THAT'S NOT BAD. A LITTLE WASH.
I
THAT'S NOT BAD. A LITTLE WASH. I LIKE THIS LITTLE BOX IN FRONT
RIGHT
A LITTLE WASH. I LIKE THIS LITTLE BOX IN FRONT RIGHT HERE.
AN
I LIKE THIS LITTLE BOX IN FRONT RIGHT HERE. AN EASY SELL.
>>
RIGHT HERE. AN EASY SELL. >> YEAH, WE CAN SELL THE HELL
OUT
AN EASY SELL. >> YEAH, WE CAN SELL THE HELL OUT OF THAT.
>>
>> YEAH, WE CAN SELL THE HELL OUT OF THAT. >> YEAH. COME ON.
>>
OUT OF THAT. >> YEAH. COME ON. >> IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD.
A
>> YEAH. COME ON. >> IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD. A WOOD AND IRON TABLE.
CUTE
>> IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD. A WOOD AND IRON TABLE. CUTE LITTLE SHELF.
PRETTY
A WOOD AND IRON TABLE. CUTE LITTLE SHELF. PRETTY NICE STUFF.
THIS
CUTE LITTLE SHELF. PRETTY NICE STUFF. THIS COULD BE A GOOD
MONEY-MAKER.
>>
THIS COULD BE A GOOD MONEY-MAKER. >> MYSTERY BOXES BACK THERE.
I'M
MONEY-MAKER. >> MYSTERY BOXES BACK THERE. I'M TRYING TO AVOID MYSTERY
BOXES,
>> MYSTERY BOXES BACK THERE. I'M TRYING TO AVOID MYSTERY BOXES, BUT IT'S TEMPTING.
>>
I'M TRYING TO AVOID MYSTERY BOXES, BUT IT'S TEMPTING. >> WELL, WHAT DO YOU SEE THAT'S
OF
BOXES, BUT IT'S TEMPTING. >> WELL, WHAT DO YOU SEE THAT'S OF VALUE IN HERE?
>>
>> WELL, WHAT DO YOU SEE THAT'S OF VALUE IN HERE? >> NOTHIN' REALLY.
>>
OF VALUE IN HERE? >> NOTHIN' REALLY. >> WELL, THIS HEAVILY-CARVED
BOX,
>> NOTHIN' REALLY. >> WELL, THIS HEAVILY-CARVED BOX, VERY NICE.
IT
>> WELL, THIS HEAVILY-CARVED BOX, VERY NICE. IT WILL SELL GOOD.
>>
BOX, VERY NICE. IT WILL SELL GOOD. >> YEAH.
>>
IT WILL SELL GOOD. >> YEAH. >> IS THAT YOUR SON?
>>
>> YEAH. >> IS THAT YOUR SON? >> IT'S--YEAH, YEAH, HE'S MY
SON.
>>
>> IT'S--YEAH, YEAH, HE'S MY SON. >> [chuckles]
>>
SON. >> [chuckles] >> HE WAS BORN ON THE SAME DAY I
AM.
>>
>> HE WAS BORN ON THE SAME DAY I AM. >> IS THAT YOUR WIFE OVER THERE?
>>
AM. >> IS THAT YOUR WIFE OVER THERE? >> YEAH, SHE CAN TAKE HIM.
>>
>> IS THAT YOUR WIFE OVER THERE? >> YEAH, SHE CAN TAKE HIM. >> YOU KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE
LOCKER,
>> YEAH, SHE CAN TAKE HIM. >> YOU KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE LOCKER, AND I'M GONNA KEEP MY
EYE
>> YOU KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE LOCKER, AND I'M GONNA KEEP MY EYE ON THE GIRL.
OKAY?
>>
>> TELL
>> TELL HER NOT TO LISTEN TO
ANYTHING
>> TELL HER NOT TO LISTEN TO ANYTHING HE SAYS.
>>
ANYTHING HE SAYS. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 25.
25.
GENTLEMEN, 25. 25. NOW $50.
>>
25. NOW $50. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 50. NOW 75.
>>
>> 50. NOW 75. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 75 AND A $100 BILL.
>>
>> 75 AND A $100 BILL. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 125, 125.
NOW
>> NOW 125, 125. NOW 150.
150.
NOW 150. 150. NOW 175.
175.
>>
175. >> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> 200. NOW 225, 225.
LET
>> 200. NOW 225, 225. LET ME GET 250.
>>
LET ME GET 250. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 275. NOW 300.
300.
>> 275. NOW 300. 300. NOW 300--
>>
300. NOW 300-- >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 300 THERE.
NOW
>> 300 THERE. NOW 325, 325, AND 350.
>>
NOW 325, 325, AND 350. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 350. NOW 375.
>>
>> 350. NOW 375. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 375. NOW 400.
400.
>> 375. NOW 400. 400. NOW 425, 425.
>>
400. NOW 425, 425. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> THANK YOU.
NOW
>> THANK YOU. NOW 450, GIVE ME 450--
>>
NOW 450, GIVE ME 450-- >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 450. NOW 475.
NOW
>> NOW 450. NOW 475. NOW 500.
>>
NOW 500. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 500.
NOW
>> 500. NOW 525, LET ME GET 525.
525,
NOW 525, LET ME GET 525. 525, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
525
525, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 525 GOING ONCE.
525
525 GOING ONCE. 525 GOING TWICE.
SOLD
525 GOING TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT HERE FOR $500.
>>
SOLD IT RIGHT HERE FOR $500. >> STOLE IT, MAN.
>>
>> STOLE IT, MAN. >> SONNY, YOUR FIRST LOCKER.
>>
>> SONNY, YOUR FIRST LOCKER. >> THANK YOU, GOD.
I'M
>> THANK YOU, GOD. I'M NO LONGER A VIRGIN.
I
I MEAN
I MEAN STORAGE LOCKER VIRGIN.
>>
I MEAN STORAGE LOCKER VIRGIN. >> THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.
LET'S
I MEAN STORAGE LOCKER VIRGIN. >> THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE. LET'S GO LOCK IT UP.
>>
>> THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE. LET'S GO LOCK IT UP. >> WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF
SONNY
LET'S GO LOCK IT UP. >> WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF SONNY MONDAY.
>>
>> WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF SONNY MONDAY. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
SONNY MONDAY. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING
OUT
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION.
UNTIL
GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN.
>>
OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN. >> YOU KNOW, I REALLY WANTED TO
GET
UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN. >> YOU KNOW, I REALLY WANTED TO GET A LOCKER THAT I COULD SEE
AND
>> YOU KNOW, I REALLY WANTED TO GET A LOCKER THAT I COULD SEE AND I KNEW WAS GREAT.
BUT,
GET A LOCKER THAT I COULD SEE AND I KNEW WAS GREAT. BUT, YOU KNOW, I JUST GOT
UNLUCKY.
I
BUT, YOU KNOW, I JUST GOT UNLUCKY. I SPENT NOTHING, AND I GOT
NOTHING.
NOTHING
I SPENT NOTHING, AND I GOT NOTHING. NOTHING LEFT TO DO BUT LEAVE.
>>
NOTHING. NOTHING LEFT TO DO BUT LEAVE. >> NOT BAD, MAN, HUH?
WE
NOTHING LEFT TO DO BUT LEAVE. >> NOT BAD, MAN, HUH? WE BOUGHT THIS LOCKER FOR THE
BOXES.
TIME
WE BOUGHT THIS LOCKER FOR THE BOXES. TIME TO START DIGGING AND UNBOX
SOME
BOXES. TIME TO START DIGGING AND UNBOX SOME PROFIT.
ALL
ALL RIGHT, MAN, DIG IN.
DIG
ALL RIGHT, MAN, DIG IN. DIG IN, THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL
ABOUT.
CHECK
ABOUT. CHECK OUT THE BOX.
DOES
CHECK OUT THE BOX. DOES THAT ONE LOOK LIKE GOLD TO
YOU?
>>
YOU? >> FAKE GOLD.
>>
>> FAKE GOLD. >> THAT'S DEFINITELY FAKE.
>>
>> THAT'S DEFINITELY FAKE. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> SO WE GOT SOME MISCELLANEOUS
JEWELRY
>> SO WE GOT SOME MISCELLANEOUS JEWELRY HERE.
THE
JEWELRY HERE. THE BOX IS WORTH MONEY.
I'M
THE BOX IS WORTH MONEY. I'M GONNA SAY AT LEAST
100
I'M GONNA SAY AT LEAST 100 BUCKS.
>>
100 BUCKS. >> WAIT, YOU LEFT SOMETHING DOWN
HERE.
>>
HERE. >> YOU KNOW, YEAH, THAT'S THE
STUFF
>> YOU KNOW, YEAH, THAT'S THE STUFF YOU'RE DROPPING ALL OVER
THE
STUFF YOU'RE DROPPING ALL OVER THE PLACE.
ALL
THE PLACE. ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME A PRICE ON
THE
ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME A PRICE ON THE MIRROR.
>>
THE MIRROR. >> 25 BUCKS.
>>
>> 25 BUCKS. >> MADE IN CHINA.
>>
>> MADE IN CHINA. >> I THINK THAT JUST BROUGHT THE
VALUE
>> I THINK THAT JUST BROUGHT THE VALUE DOWN.
>>
VALUE DOWN. >> WELL, WE'LL TAKE THAT TAG
OFF.
>>
OFF. >> YEAH, I GUESS THESE PEOPLE
LIKE
>> YEAH, I GUESS THESE PEOPLE LIKE TO COLLECT A LOT OF
BREAKABLE
LIKE TO COLLECT A LOT OF BREAKABLE STUFF.
OH,
BREAKABLE STUFF. OH, BOY.
>>
OH, BOY. >> DRUM ROLL.
>>
>> DRUM ROLL. >> WOW, THIS MUST THING MUST BE
BRAND...
WHAT
BRAND... WHAT IS IT?
>>
WHAT IS IT? >> HOMEMADE WALL ART, 10 BUCKS.
>>
>> HOMEMADE WALL ART, 10 BUCKS. >> ALL RIGHT, CAN YOU STOP DOING
THAT?
THAT'S
THAT? THAT'S KINDA LOUD.
STOP
THAT'S KINDA LOUD. STOP THE
I
I TOLD
I TOLD YOU TO STOP DRUMMIN'.
>>
I TOLD YOU TO STOP DRUMMIN'. >> WELL, THAT'S OVER.
GRAB
>> WELL, THAT'S OVER. GRAB A BOX, MAN.
DON'T
GRAB A BOX, MAN. DON'T STAND THERE AND WATCH ME.
PICTURE
DON'T STAND THERE AND WATCH ME. PICTURE FRAME, CERAMICS, HOME
DECOR.
50
DECOR. 50 BUCKS ON THAT BOX.
>>
50 BUCKS ON THAT BOX. >> TO ME, NOTHING AMAZING.
>>
>> TO ME, NOTHING AMAZING. >> BEAUTIFUL NAME-BRAND POTS AND
PANS,
>> BEAUTIFUL NAME-BRAND POTS AND PANS, MAN.
THIS
PANS, MAN. THIS IS A $50 KITCHENWARE BOX.
TAKE
THIS IS A $50 KITCHENWARE BOX. TAKE THIS BOX.
SONNY?
>>
SONNY? >> REALLY?
>>
>> REALLY? >> THE KID'S A TOTAL KLUTZ, BUT
HE
>> THE KID'S A TOTAL KLUTZ, BUT HE MEANS WELL.
WHAT
HE MEANS WELL. WHAT DO WE GOT, MAN?
>>
WHAT DO WE GOT, MAN? >> KITCHEN STUFF.
>>
>> KITCHEN STUFF. >> 40 BUCKS.
I
>> 40 BUCKS. I GOT CLOTHES AND MORE CLOTHES.
THIS
I GOT CLOTHES AND MORE CLOTHES. THIS IS 20 BUCKS.
GET
THIS IS 20 BUCKS. GET THOSE RECLINERS OUT, MAN.
>>
GET THOSE RECLINERS OUT, MAN. >> OH.
>>
>> OH. >> WHAT DO YOU GOT?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU GOT? >> OH, MY GOD.
WHAT'S
>> OH, MY GOD. WHAT'S THIS?
YOU
WHAT'S THIS? YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CHECK THIS
OUT.
>>
OUT. >> OH, NICE, MAN.
IT'S
>> OH, NICE, MAN. IT'S THE DALLAS STARS HOCKEY
TEAM.
IT'S
TEAM. IT'S ACTUALLY SIGNED.
MIKE
IT'S ACTUALLY SIGNED. MIKE MODANO, NUMBER NINE.
AND
MIKE MODANO, NUMBER NINE. AND IT'S IN A FRAME.
IT
AND IT'S IN A FRAME. IT LOOKS PROFESSIONALLY DONE
TOO.
WE'RE
TOO. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO GET THIS
CHECKED
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO GET THIS CHECKED OUT.
GOOD
CHECKED OUT. GOOD FIND, MAN.
>>
GOOD FIND, MAN. >> THANKS.
>>
>> THANKS. >> ALL RIGHT.
SONNY
>> ALL RIGHT. SONNY ROCKS.
WATCH
SONNY ROCKS. WATCH OUT.
>>
WATCH OUT. >> MOTHER-[bleep].
>>
>> MOTHER-[bleep]. >> I SAY, SONNY, 50 BUCKS APIECE
ON
>> I SAY, SONNY, 50 BUCKS APIECE ON THESE CHAIRS.
>>
ON THESE CHAIRS. >> IT'S CLOTHES.
>>
>> IT'S CLOTHES. >> ALL RIGHT, CLOTHES.
40
>> ALL RIGHT, CLOTHES. 40 BUCKS.
KITCHEN
40 BUCKS. KITCHEN ITEMS, 20 BUCKS ON THIS
BOX.
THE
BOX. THE REST, SONNY, IS LIKE ALL
MISCELLANEOUS
THE REST, SONNY, IS LIKE ALL MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.
200
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS. 200 BUCKS ON THE REST OF THE
BOXES
200 BUCKS ON THE REST OF THE BOXES THAT ARE LEFT EASILY.
WE
BOXES THAT ARE LEFT EASILY. WE MADE SOME MONEY ON OUR
LOCKER,
WE MADE SOME MONEY ON OUR LOCKER, BUT THIS SIGNED HOCKEY
JERSEY
LOCKER, BUT THIS SIGNED HOCKEY JERSEY COULD BE ICING ON THE
CAKE.
>>
CAKE. >> OH, YEAH.
>>
>> OH, YEAH. >> MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY,
MONEY,
>> MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY,
MONEY,
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY.
>>
MONEY, MONEY. >> WE WERE LOOKING FOR A LOCKER
WITH
>> WE WERE LOOKING FOR A LOCKER WITH SOME EYE CANDY IN IT.
AND
WITH SOME EYE CANDY IN IT. AND BROTHER, I THINK WE FOUND
IT.
RIGHT
IT. RIGHT OFF THE BAT, WE GOT A SET
OF
RIGHT OFF THE BAT, WE GOT A SET OF FOUR.
WHAT
OF FOUR. WHAT STYLE IS THAT?
I
WHAT STYLE IS THAT? I DON'T KNOW, ART DECO?
>>
I DON'T KNOW, ART DECO? >> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> 100 BUCKS?
>>
>> 100 BUCKS? >> 150.
WELL,
>> 150. WELL, LOOKIE HERE.
>>
WELL, LOOKIE HERE. >> CRYSTAL.
THESE
>> CRYSTAL. THESE ARE PINKY-UP GLASSES, IS
WHAT
THESE ARE PINKY-UP GLASSES, IS WHAT THESE ARE, SO ANOTHER
50
WHAT THESE ARE, SO ANOTHER 50 BUCKS.
>>
50 BUCKS. >> WE ARE CHIPPING AT THE
MOUNTAIN.
THAT
MOUNTAIN. THAT MIGHT BE...
>>
THAT MIGHT BE... >> THAT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR
MILKIN'
>> THAT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR MILKIN' STOOLS.
>>
MILKIN' STOOLS. >> YEAH.
YOU
>> YEAH. YOU SIT DOWN AND...
[mimics
YOU SIT DOWN AND... [mimics milk squirting]
>>
[mimics milk squirting] >> IS THAT THE WAY YOU WOULD SIT
OR
>> IS THAT THE WAY YOU WOULD SIT OR THE OTHER WAY?
>>
OR THE OTHER WAY? >> WELL, I MIGHT--THAT'S FOR A
BIG-BUTTED
>> WELL, I MIGHT--THAT'S FOR A BIG-BUTTED GIRL RIGHT THERE.
>>
BIG-BUTTED GIRL RIGHT THERE. >> WELL, IF YOU SIT THE OTHER
WAY,
>> WELL, IF YOU SIT THE OTHER WAY, YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOUR--
>>
WAY, YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOUR-- >> YOU GET SILVER ON YOU TOO.
>>
>> YOU GET SILVER ON YOU TOO. >> YOU DON'T WANT THE CURVE TO
COME
>> YOU DON'T WANT THE CURVE TO COME UP.
>>
COME UP. >> 20 BUCKS.
GATE
>> 20 BUCKS. GATE LEG TABLE.
WE
GATE LEG TABLE. WE GOT FOUR CHAIRS TO GO WITH
IT.
I'M
IT. I'M THINKING 500.
>>
I'M THINKING 500. >> YEAH.
THAT'S
>> YEAH. THAT'S A PRETTY NICE PIECE.
SOLID
THAT'S A PRETTY NICE PIECE. SOLID WOOD.
>>
SOLID WOOD. >> $100 BILL RIGHT THERE.
>>
>> $100 BILL RIGHT THERE. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> PERSONAL PICTURE.
>>
>> PERSONAL PICTURE. >> NO.
>>
>> NO. >> WHAT DOES THAT SAY ON THE
BACK
>> WHAT DOES THAT SAY ON THE BACK OF THAT?
>>
BACK OF THAT? >> both: NEIMAN MARCUS?
>>
>> both: NEIMAN MARCUS? >> WELL, THERE'S NOTHING AT
NEIMAN
>> WELL, THERE'S NOTHING AT NEIMAN MARCUS COST $5, SO I'D
SAY
NEIMAN MARCUS COST $5, SO I'D SAY 25 APIECE.
ONE,
SAY 25 APIECE. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
>>
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. >> 100 BUCKS.
>>
>> 100 BUCKS. >> ANOTHER 100 BUCKS.
>>
>> ANOTHER 100 BUCKS. >> LOOKIE HERE, BUBBA.
THAT'S
>> LOOKIE HERE, BUBBA. THAT'S ART GLASS.
250.
>> "GET
250. >> "GET RICH, STAY RICH, PASS IT
ON."
THEY'RE
ON." THEY'RE PASSING IT TO US.
>>
THEY'RE PASSING IT TO US. >> YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT.
>>
>> YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT. >> THESE BOOKS WILL BRING
FIVE
>> THESE BOOKS WILL BRING FIVE BUCKS APIECE.
THERE'S
FIVE BUCKS APIECE. THERE'S 15 OF 'EM.
>>
THERE'S 15 OF 'EM. >> I RECKON WE CAN GET 200 FOR
IT?
>>
IT? >> YEAH. THAT'S LEATHER.
>>
>> YEAH. THAT'S LEATHER. >> 200.
>>
>> 200. >> [groans]
>>
>> [groans] >> SET IT ON THE TABLE.
TURN
>> SET IT ON THE TABLE. TURN IT.
>>
TURN IT. >> I MEAN, THAT'S OIL ON CANVAS.
WITH
>> I MEAN, THAT'S OIL ON CANVAS. WITH THE $400 FRAME, I'D SAY
750.
>>
750. >> OKAY.
CHAIR
>> OKAY. CHAIR AND OTTOMAN, 200?
>>
CHAIR AND OTTOMAN, 200? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> THAT IS NICE.
>>
>> THAT IS NICE. >> IT'S REAL NICE.
>>
>> IT'S REAL NICE. >> 50 BUCKS?
>>
>> 50 BUCKS? >> OH, YEAH.
PRETTY
>> OH, YEAH. PRETTY NICE EASEL.
>>
PRETTY NICE EASEL. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> 150.
>>
>> 150. >> ALL RIGHT, WASHER, DRYER.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, WASHER, DRYER. >> MATCHED SET OF MAYTAG,
ALL
>> MATCHED SET OF MAYTAG, ALL DAY LONG, BROTHER.
>>
ALL DAY LONG, BROTHER. >> 400.
WHAT
>> 400. WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE?
>>
WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? >> OH, LOOKS LIKE AN EMPTY
>>
>> OH.
>>
>> OH. >> THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
"EXTREME
"EXTREME CLIPPER FLYING CLOUD.
BOSTON,
"EXTREME CLIPPER FLYING CLOUD. BOSTON, 1851."
THAT
"EXTREME CLIPPER FLYING CLOUD. BOSTON, 1851." THAT WAS BACK WHEN YOU WERE
BORN.
>>
THAT WAS BACK WHEN YOU WERE BORN. >> EXACTLY.
>>
BORN. >> EXACTLY. >> LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A LITTLE
BROKEN
>> EXACTLY. >> LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A LITTLE BROKEN PIECE THERE.
>>
>> LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A LITTLE BROKEN PIECE THERE. >> IT'S GOTTA BE WORTH
SOMETHING.
>>
>> IT'S GOTTA BE WORTH SOMETHING. >> LET'S GET IT CHECKED OUT.
>>
SOMETHING. >> LET'S GET IT CHECKED OUT. >> OKAY.
>>
>> LET'S GET IT CHECKED OUT. >> OKAY. >> 1851.
WHAT
>> OKAY. >> 1851. WHAT WAS GOING ON IN 1851?
>>
>> 1851. WHAT WAS GOING ON IN 1851? >> A LOT OF DRINKING.
>>
WHAT WAS GOING ON IN 1851? >> A LOT OF DRINKING. >> LOOK, THERE'S THE WHISKEY
BARRELS.
THIS
>> LOOK, THERE'S THE WHISKEY BARRELS. THIS IS LIKE THE CANCUN BOOZE
CRUISE
>>
>> HI,
>> HI, THERE.
>>
>> HI, THERE. >> HI.
HOW
HOW ARE
HOW ARE YOU?
I'M
HOW ARE YOU? I'M JENNY.
I
HOW ARE YOU? I'M JENNY. I FOUND THE RIGHT GUY TO REVEAL
THE
I'M JENNY. I FOUND THE RIGHT GUY TO REVEAL THE SECRETS OF MY HARP...
MAESTRO
I FOUND THE RIGHT GUY TO REVEAL THE SECRETS OF MY HARP... MAESTRO GEOFFREY.
HE'S
THE SECRETS OF MY HARP... MAESTRO GEOFFREY. HE'S A TEACHER, COMPOSER, AND
HARPIST.
>>
HE'S A TEACHER, COMPOSER, AND HARPIST. >> HAVE A SEAT.
LET'S
HARPIST. >> HAVE A SEAT. LET'S OPEN THIS THING UP.
>>
>> HAVE A SEAT. LET'S OPEN THIS THING UP. >> OH, YEAH.
THAT'S
LET'S OPEN THIS THING UP. >> OH, YEAH. THAT'S GIVING ME A HARP-ON.
>>
>> OH, YEAH. THAT'S GIVING ME A HARP-ON. >> I'M SORRY, WHAT?
>>
THAT'S GIVING ME A HARP-ON. >> I'M SORRY, WHAT? >> I REALLY LIKE IT.
>>
>> I'M SORRY, WHAT? >> I REALLY LIKE IT. >> I'M GLAD.
>>
>> I REALLY LIKE IT. >> I'M GLAD. >> THIS IS A MUSIC MAKER.
I
>> I'M GLAD. >> THIS IS A MUSIC MAKER. I THINK THE MODEL IS SHEPHERD.
LOOKS
>> THIS IS A MUSIC MAKER. I THINK THE MODEL IS SHEPHERD. LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOT ELECTRIC
LIGHTS
I THINK THE MODEL IS SHEPHERD. LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOT ELECTRIC LIGHTS ON IT.
LET'S
LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOT ELECTRIC LIGHTS ON IT. LET'S PLUG IT IN AND SEE IF IT
LIGHTS
LIGHTS ON IT. LET'S PLUG IT IN AND SEE IF IT LIGHTS ANYTHING UP.
>>
LET'S PLUG IT IN AND SEE IF IT LIGHTS ANYTHING UP. >> [gasps]
>>
LIGHTS ANYTHING UP. >> [gasps] >> OH, MY GOODNESS.
LOOK
>> [gasps] >> OH, MY GOODNESS. LOOK AT THAT.
>>
>> OH, MY GOODNESS. LOOK AT THAT. >> IT LIGHTS UP.
>>
LOOK AT THAT. >> IT LIGHTS UP. >> THAT MEANS THAT THIS HARP
COULD
>> IT LIGHTS UP. >> THAT MEANS THAT THIS HARP COULD BE PLAYED IN THE DARK.
IT'LL
>> THAT MEANS THAT THIS HARP COULD BE PLAYED IN THE DARK. IT'LL ILLUMINATE JUST THE
STRINGS.
DID
IT'LL ILLUMINATE JUST THE STRINGS. DID YOU WANT ME TO TUNE THIS UP?
>>
STRINGS. DID YOU WANT ME TO TUNE THIS UP? >> YEAH, I'D LOVE FOR YOU TO
TUNE
DID YOU WANT ME TO TUNE THIS UP? >> YEAH, I'D LOVE FOR YOU TO TUNE IT 'CAUSE I COULD USE SOME
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, YOU GET THE IDEA OF--
OF--OF
>> WELL, YOU GET THE IDEA OF-- OF--OF ITS PARTICULAR SOUND.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, HOW MUCH DO YOU
THINK
>> ALL RIGHT, HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK I CAN GET FOR IT?
>>
THINK I CAN GET FOR IT? >> YOU COULD PROBABLY FIND
A
>> YOU COULD PROBABLY FIND A BUYER FOR...
$1,200.
>>
$1,200. >> THAT IS GREAT.
>>
>> THAT IS GREAT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW THAT'S MUSIC TO MY EARS.
NOW
>> NOW THAT'S MUSIC TO MY EARS. NOW I HAVE A HARP-ON.
>>
>> ARE
>> ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR FIRST
LESSON?
>>
>> ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR FIRST LESSON? >> YES.
>>
LESSON? >> YES. >> TOUCH THE RED STRING.
THERE
>> YES. >> TOUCH THE RED STRING. THERE YOU GO.
NOW
>> TOUCH THE RED STRING. THERE YOU GO. NOW GO ONE UP WITH EACH STRING.
THERE.
AND
NOW GO ONE UP WITH EACH STRING. THERE. AND THERE'S YOUR G-STRING.
>>
THERE. AND THERE'S YOUR G-STRING. >> CAN WE JAM TOGETHER?
>>
AND THERE'S YOUR G-STRING. >> CAN WE JAM TOGETHER? >> WE'LL JAM.
HERE
>> CAN WE JAM TOGETHER? >> WE'LL JAM. HERE WE
>>
>> NAILED
>> NAILED IT.
>>
>> NAILED IT. >> VERY
>>
>> BUBBA
>> BUBBA AND I ARE TAKING OUR
MODEL
>> BUBBA AND I ARE TAKING OUR MODEL SHIP TO THE HOUSTON
MARITIME
MODEL SHIP TO THE HOUSTON MARITIME MUSEUM TO SEE BURT AND
CHARLIE,
MARITIME MUSEUM TO SEE BURT AND CHARLIE, TWO GUYS THAT REALLY
KNOW
CHARLIE, TWO GUYS THAT REALLY KNOW THEIR SHIP.
>>
>> THE FLYING CLOUD.
>>
>> THE FLYING CLOUD. >> OKAY, IS THAT WHAT IT IS?
>>
>> THE FLYING CLOUD. >> OKAY, IS THAT WHAT IT IS? >> DO YOU KNOW THE FLYING CLOUD
RIGHT
>> OKAY, IS THAT WHAT IT IS? >> DO YOU KNOW THE FLYING CLOUD RIGHT OFF THE BAT?
>>
>> DO YOU KNOW THE FLYING CLOUD RIGHT OFF THE BAT? >> SINCE IT SAYS FLYING CLOUD...
>>
RIGHT OFF THE BAT? >> SINCE IT SAYS FLYING CLOUD... >> OH, OKAY.
>>
>> SINCE IT SAYS FLYING CLOUD... >> OH, OKAY. >> WE'RE PRETTY DARN SURE.
>>
>> OH, OKAY. >> WE'RE PRETTY DARN SURE. >> OKAY.
>>
>> WE'RE PRETTY DARN SURE. >> OKAY. >> IT'S A CLIPPER SHIP.
THE
>> OKAY. >> IT'S A CLIPPER SHIP. THE COMPANY THAT MADE THIS
PARTICULAR
>> IT'S A CLIPPER SHIP. THE COMPANY THAT MADE THIS PARTICULAR MODEL, PEAL AND
COMPANY,
THE COMPANY THAT MADE THIS PARTICULAR MODEL, PEAL AND COMPANY, HAS BEEN BUILDING
MODELS
PARTICULAR MODEL, PEAL AND COMPANY, HAS BEEN BUILDING MODELS FOR ABOUT 60 YEARS.
>>
COMPANY, HAS BEEN BUILDING MODELS FOR ABOUT 60 YEARS. >> THE VALUE OF A MODEL DEPENDS
ON
MODELS FOR ABOUT 60 YEARS. >> THE VALUE OF A MODEL DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH DETAIL IS IN IT AND
HOW
>> THE VALUE OF A MODEL DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH DETAIL IS IN IT AND HOW FAITHFUL IT IS TO THE
ORIGINAL
ON HOW MUCH DETAIL IS IN IT AND HOW FAITHFUL IT IS TO THE ORIGINAL SHIP.
THIS
HOW FAITHFUL IT IS TO THE ORIGINAL SHIP. THIS MODEL BEHIND US OF THE
FRIGATE...
>>
THIS MODEL BEHIND US OF THE FRIGATE... >> THE WHAT?
>>
FRIGATE... >> THE WHAT? >> IT'S CALLED A "FRIGATE."
IT
>> THE WHAT? >> IT'S CALLED A "FRIGATE." IT WAS AN AMERICAN SHIP NAMED
THE
>> IT'S CALLED A "FRIGATE." IT WAS AN AMERICAN SHIP NAMED THE CONFEDERACY.
THAT
IT WAS AN AMERICAN SHIP NAMED THE CONFEDERACY. THAT MODEL HAS EVERY PIECE OF
WOOD
THE CONFEDERACY. THAT MODEL HAS EVERY PIECE OF WOOD IN IT THAT THE ORIGINAL
SHIP
THAT MODEL HAS EVERY PIECE OF WOOD IN IT THAT THE ORIGINAL SHIP HAD IN IT.
IT'S
WOOD IN IT THAT THE ORIGINAL SHIP HAD IN IT. IT'S AN EXACT DUPLICATE THAT'S,
YOU
SHIP HAD IN IT. IT'S AN EXACT DUPLICATE THAT'S, YOU KNOW, TENS OF THOUSANDS OF
DOLLARS.
>>
YOU KNOW, TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. >> OH, REALLY?
>>
DOLLARS. >> OH, REALLY? >> SO THIS IS KIND OF LIKE A
HOME
>> OH, REALLY? >> SO THIS IS KIND OF LIKE A HOME DECOR MODEL THAT--THAT
LACKS
>> SO THIS IS KIND OF LIKE A HOME DECOR MODEL THAT--THAT LACKS AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF
DETAIL.
YOU
LACKS AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF DETAIL. YOU GOT A MAST BROKEN HERE AND
A
DETAIL. YOU GOT A MAST BROKEN HERE AND A COUPLE OF PIECES OF RIGGING
BROKEN
YOU GOT A MAST BROKEN HERE AND A COUPLE OF PIECES OF RIGGING BROKEN OFF HERE.
>>
A COUPLE OF PIECES OF RIGGING BROKEN OFF HERE. >> WHAT COULD WE REALLY SELL
THIS
BROKEN OFF HERE. >> WHAT COULD WE REALLY SELL THIS FOR?
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU COULD PROBABLY SELL THIS
FOR
>> YOU COULD PROBABLY SELL THIS FOR AS MUCH AS...
$700.
>>
$700. >> OOH, CHERRY ON TOP, BUBBA.
>>
>> OOH, CHERRY ON TOP, BUBBA. >> THAT'S A LICK, BROTHER.
>>
>> THAT'S A LICK, BROTHER. >> WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OUR
BEAT-UP
>> WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OUR BEAT-UP SHIP WOULD BE WORTH THAT
KIND
BEAT-UP SHIP WOULD BE WORTH THAT KIND OF MONEY?
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU WANT TO PICK THAT UP OVER
THERE,
>> YOU WANT TO PICK THAT UP OVER THERE, THAT'S A CANNONBALL,
ABOUT
>> YOU WANT TO PICK THAT UP OVER THERE, THAT'S A CANNONBALL, ABOUT A SIX-POUNDER.
YOU
THERE, THAT'S A CANNONBALL, ABOUT A SIX-POUNDER. YOU CAN USE IT AS A SHOT PUT.
>>
ABOUT A SIX-POUNDER. YOU CAN USE IT AS A SHOT PUT. >> I THINK YOU GUYS GOT A LUMP
ON
YOU CAN USE IT AS A SHOT PUT. >> I THINK YOU GUYS GOT A LUMP ON ONE OF YOUR BALLS HERE.
>>
>> I THINK YOU GUYS GOT A LUMP ON ONE OF YOUR BALLS HERE. >> WELL, THOSE BALLS HAVE SEEN
AN
ON ONE OF YOUR BALLS HERE. >> WELL, THOSE BALLS HAVE SEEN AN AWFUL LOT OF ACTION.
>>
>> SONNY
>> SONNY AND I ARE TAKING OUR
HOCKEY
>> SONNY AND I ARE TAKING OUR HOCKEY JERSEY TO DR. PEPPER
ARENA,
HOCKEY JERSEY TO DR. PEPPER ARENA, HOME OF THE NHL'S DALLAS
STARS.
WE'RE
WE'RE GONNA FACE OFF WITH TEAM
PRESIDENT
WE'RE GONNA FACE OFF WITH TEAM PRESIDENT JIM LITES.
>>
WE'RE GONNA FACE OFF WITH TEAM PRESIDENT JIM LITES. >> WOW.
IT'S
PRESIDENT JIM LITES. >> WOW. IT'S MIKE MODANO, GREATEST
PLAYER
>> WOW. IT'S MIKE MODANO, GREATEST PLAYER IN DALLAS STARS HISTORY.
HE'S
IT'S MIKE MODANO, GREATEST PLAYER IN DALLAS STARS HISTORY. HE'S THE HIGHEST-SCORING
AMERICAN-BORN
PLAYER IN DALLAS STARS HISTORY. HE'S THE HIGHEST-SCORING AMERICAN-BORN NHL PLAYER IN
HISTORY.
HE'S
AMERICAN-BORN NHL PLAYER IN HISTORY. HE'S A DALLAS ICON.
>>
HISTORY. HE'S A DALLAS ICON. >> SO HE'S LIKE ME.
>>
HE'S A DALLAS ICON. >> SO HE'S LIKE ME. >> MAYBE NOT QUITE THAT FAMOUS,
BUT
>> SO HE'S LIKE ME. >> MAYBE NOT QUITE THAT FAMOUS, BUT HE'S A REAL GUY, AND A GREAT
PERSON,
>> MAYBE NOT QUITE THAT FAMOUS, BUT HE'S A REAL GUY, AND A GREAT PERSON, AND REALLY THE FACE OF
THIS
BUT HE'S A REAL GUY, AND A GREAT PERSON, AND REALLY THE FACE OF THIS FRANCHISE.
>>
PERSON, AND REALLY THE FACE OF THIS FRANCHISE. >> WOULD YOU SAY THAT'S HIS
ACTUAL
THIS FRANCHISE. >> WOULD YOU SAY THAT'S HIS ACTUAL SIGNATURE?
>>
>> WOULD YOU SAY THAT'S HIS ACTUAL SIGNATURE? >> A LOT OF THESE COULD BE
FAKED.
>>
>> A LOT OF THESE COULD BE FAKED. >> THE PATENTED LITTLE NUMBER
NINE
FAKED. >> THE PATENTED LITTLE NUMBER NINE THERE, LOW AND TO THE RIGHT
OF
>> THE PATENTED LITTLE NUMBER NINE THERE, LOW AND TO THE RIGHT OF HIS NAME?
THAT'S
NINE THERE, LOW AND TO THE RIGHT OF HIS NAME? THAT'S MIKE'S SIGNATURE.
>>
>> SO
>> SO HOW
>> SO HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THIS
THING'S
>> SO HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THIS THING'S WORTH?
>>
THING'S WORTH? >> I THINK YOU GUYS COULD GET
$900
>> I THINK YOU GUYS COULD GET $900 TO $1,000 FOR THIS JERSEY.
>>
$900 TO $1,000 FOR THIS JERSEY. >> AMAZING, MAN.
WHAT
>> AMAZING, MAN. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> IT'S PRETTY COOL.
I'M
>> IT'S PRETTY COOL. I'M THE ONE THAT FOUND IT TOO.
>>
>> SCORE,
>> SCORE, SONNY.
JIM,
>> SCORE, SONNY. JIM, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL
YOUR
>> SCORE, SONNY. JIM, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL YOUR TIME.
>>
JIM, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL YOUR TIME. >> SONNY, WE GOT TO GET YOU OUT
THERE.
COME
>> SONNY, WE GOT TO GET YOU OUT THERE. COME ON.
>>
THERE. COME ON. >> LET'S GO, LET'S DO THIS.
>>
COME ON. >> LET'S GO, LET'S DO THIS. >> NOW WE GET SOME ICE TIME WITH
THE
>> LET'S GO, LET'S DO THIS. >> NOW WE GET SOME ICE TIME WITH THE STARS' JAMIE BENN?
THAT'S
>> NOW WE GET SOME ICE TIME WITH THE STARS' JAMIE BENN? THAT'S JUST COOL.
>>
THE STARS' JAMIE BENN? THAT'S JUST COOL. >> FIRST TIME, BOYS?
>>
THAT'S JUST COOL. >> FIRST TIME, BOYS? >> I THINK I'M A LITTLE BETTER,
AND
>> FIRST TIME, BOYS? >> I THINK I'M A LITTLE BETTER, AND I HAVE SOME ROLLER-SKATING
EXPERIENCE.
GO
AND I HAVE SOME ROLLER-SKATING EXPERIENCE. GO LIKE THIS.
>>
EXPERIENCE. GO LIKE THIS. >> LIKE AN ESKIMO.
>>
GO LIKE THIS. >> LIKE AN ESKIMO. >> YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
>>
>> LIKE AN ESKIMO. >> YEAH, THERE YOU GO. >> OKAY, I SEE.
>>
>> YEAH, THERE YOU GO. >> OKAY, I SEE. >> SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE
RACE.
>>
>> SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE. >> I NEED SKATES WITH TRAINING
WHEELS
RACE. >> I NEED SKATES WITH TRAINING WHEELS ON 'EM.
>>
>> I NEED SKATES WITH TRAINING WHEELS ON 'EM. >> WHOA.
>>
WHEELS ON 'EM. >> WHOA. >> LET'S HAVE A SHOOT-OFF.
>>
>> WHOA. >> LET'S HAVE A SHOOT-OFF. >> OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
LET
>> LET'S HAVE A SHOOT-OFF. >> OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. LET ME GET OUT OF THE WAY.
>>
>> OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. LET ME GET OUT OF THE WAY. >> NICE, SONNY.
>>
LET ME GET OUT OF THE WAY. >> NICE, SONNY. >> NOT BAD.
>>
>> NICE, SONNY. >> NOT BAD. >> DO YOU THINK I HAVE A CHANCE
OF
>> NOT BAD. >> DO YOU THINK I HAVE A CHANCE OF EVEN DOING THIS?
>>
>> DO YOU THINK I HAVE A CHANCE OF EVEN DOING THIS? >> UH, PLAYING HOCKEY?
LET'S
OF EVEN DOING THIS? >> UH, PLAYING HOCKEY? LET'S START WITH A TRYOUT.
TOUGHEN
>> UH, PLAYING HOCKEY? LET'S START WITH A TRYOUT. TOUGHEN HIM UP.
>>
LET'S START WITH A TRYOUT. TOUGHEN HIM UP. >> I'M GONNA HAVE SOME BUFF
CALVES
TOUGHEN HIM UP. >> I'M GONNA HAVE SOME BUFF CALVES AFTER THIS.
>>
>> I'M GONNA HAVE SOME BUFF CALVES AFTER THIS. >> narrator: THE WAXAHACHIE
WINNER
CALVES AFTER THIS. >> narrator: THE WAXAHACHIE WINNER WAS JENNY GRUMBLES,
WHO
>> narrator: THE WAXAHACHIE WINNER WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO PLUCKED A PROFIT OF OVER
1,600
WINNER WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO PLUCKED A PROFIT OF OVER 1,600 BUCKS WITH HER HARP.
RICKY
WHO PLUCKED A PROFIT OF OVER 1,600 BUCKS WITH HER HARP. RICKY AND BUBBA'S MODEL SHIP
HELPED
1,600 BUCKS WITH HER HARP. RICKY AND BUBBA'S MODEL SHIP HELPED THEM SAIL OFF WITH ALMOST
$1,300.
VICTOR
HELPED THEM SAIL OFF WITH ALMOST $1,300. VICTOR AND SONNY SCORED NEARLY
1,200
$1,300. VICTOR AND SONNY SCORED NEARLY 1,200 BUCKS WITH THEIR
AUTOGRAPHED
VICTOR AND SONNY SCORED NEARLY 1,200 BUCKS WITH THEIR AUTOGRAPHED HOCKEY JERSEY.
WHILE
WHILE MARY BID FAREWELL
TO
WHILE MARY BID FAREWELL TO WAXAHACHIE WITH A WHOLE LOTTA
NOTHIN'.
>>
NOTHIN'. >> WE'LL GET US A COUPLE OF
BIKINI
>> WE'LL GET US A COUPLE OF BIKINI GIRLS, AND THEY CAN FLIP
THAT
BIKINI GIRLS, AND THEY CAN FLIP THAT LITTLE PIZZA SIGN AROUND,
YOU
THAT LITTLE PIZZA SIGN AROUND, YOU KNOW?
>>
YOU KNOW? >> WE CAN GET SOME OF THEM WITH
THEM
>> WE CAN GET SOME OF THEM WITH THEM TASSELS WHERE THEY--
[boing
THEM TASSELS WHERE THEY-- [boing boing]
YOU
[boing boing] YOU EVER SEEN THEM?
>>
YOU EVER SEEN THEM? >> NO, I'M--
>>
>> NO, I'M-- >> YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THEM?
>>
>> YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THEM? >> NO.
WHAT
>> NO. WHAT IS IT, LIKE A VAUDEVILLE
ACT
WHAT IS IT, LIKE A VAUDEVILLE ACT OR SOMETHING?
>>
ACT OR SOMETHING? >> WATCH YOUR NOSE.
IT'S
>> WATCH YOUR NOSE. IT'S GROWING, PINOCCHIO.
>>
IT'S GROWING, PINOCCHIO. >> WHERE'D YOU SEE THAT?
>>
>> WHERE'D YOU SEE THAT? >> WALKING DOWN THE STREET.
>>
>> WALKING DOWN THE STREET. >> OH, [bleep], I'M MOVING TO
YOUR