>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH! >> announcer: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> announcer: COMING UP... >> YOU FEEL THAT WIND COMIN'?
THAT'S
>> announcer: COMING UP... >> YOU FEEL THAT WIND COMIN'? THAT'S THAT HURRICANE FIXED TO
BLOW
>> YOU FEEL THAT WIND COMIN'? THAT'S THAT HURRICANE FIXED TO BLOW YOU AWAY.
I
THAT'S THAT HURRICANE FIXED TO BLOW YOU AWAY. I GOT 8 GRAND IN CASH, AND
HURRICANE
BLOW YOU AWAY. I GOT 8 GRAND IN CASH, AND HURRICANE KENNY'S GONNA MAKE IT
RAIN,
I GOT 8 GRAND IN CASH, AND HURRICANE KENNY'S GONNA MAKE IT RAIN, RAIN, RAIN.
SEE?
HURRICANE KENNY'S GONNA MAKE IT RAIN, RAIN, RAIN. SEE? POW!
IT'S
RAIN, RAIN, RAIN. SEE? POW! IT'S A SURPRISE.
>>
SEE? POW! IT'S A SURPRISE. >> I HAVE A CUSTOMER WHO WANTS
ME
IT'S A SURPRISE. >> I HAVE A CUSTOMER WHO WANTS ME TO MAKE HER A CUSTOM PATIO
PIECE.
SHE'S
ME TO MAKE HER A CUSTOM PATIO PIECE. SHE'S PICKY, BUT SHE'S RICH.
>>
PIECE. SHE'S PICKY, BUT SHE'S RICH. >> SO YOU WANNA BUY IT?
>>
SHE'S PICKY, BUT SHE'S RICH. >> SO YOU WANNA BUY IT? >> IT IS VERY UNIQUE.
I'LL
>> SO YOU WANNA BUY IT? >> IT IS VERY UNIQUE. I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
>>
>> IT IS VERY UNIQUE. I'LL GIVE YOU THAT. >> YOU'RE KILLIN' ME.
>>
I'LL GIVE YOU THAT. >> YOU'RE KILLIN' ME. >> THEY AIN'T GOT A CHANCE.
TODAY'S
>> YOU'RE KILLIN' ME. >> THEY AIN'T GOT A CHANCE. TODAY'S MY DAY.
NO
>> THEY AIN'T GOT A CHANCE. TODAY'S MY DAY. NO MORE MR. NICE GUY.
DOES
TODAY'S MY DAY. NO MORE MR. NICE GUY. DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW THAT YOU
HAVE
NO MORE MR. NICE GUY. DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW THAT YOU HAVE Y'ALL'S LIFE SAVINGS?
>>
DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW THAT YOU HAVE Y'ALL'S LIFE SAVINGS? >> I TELL YOU WHAT: YOU MENTION
MY
HAVE Y'ALL'S LIFE SAVINGS? >> I TELL YOU WHAT: YOU MENTION MY WIFE ONE MORE TIME, AND I'M
GONNA
>> I TELL YOU WHAT: YOU MENTION MY WIFE ONE MORE TIME, AND I'M GONNA PUT THEM TEETH DOWN YOUR
THROAT.
[country
GONNA PUT THEM TEETH DOWN YOUR THROAT. [country rock music]
>>
>> NEVER
>> NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA
GET.
THAT'S
GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
CHA-CHING!
>>
CHA-CHING! >> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG. >> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER I
PAINT
>> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER I PAINT IT.
>>
PAINT IT. >> I SEE TREASURES.
DOLLAR
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS.
[cheering]
>>
[cheering] >> THIS IS OUR TURF.
>>
>> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS.
>>
>> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING.
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMAN...POWER.
>>
>> WOMAN...POWER. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> YOU READY TO GO?
>>
>> YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
TALKIN'
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
>>
TALKIN' ABOUT. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> [auctioneering]
AND
>> [auctioneering] AND IT'S SOLD!
>>
AND IT'S SOLD! >> WE'RE BACK IN DESOTO, TEXAS,
A
>> WE'RE BACK IN DESOTO, TEXAS, A TOWN THAT SHARES ITS NAME WITH
HERNANDO
A TOWN THAT SHARES ITS NAME WITH HERNANDO DE SOTO, ONE OF THE
FIRST
HERNANDO DE SOTO, ONE OF THE FIRST CONQUISTADORS TO ENTER
TEXAS.
GUESS
TEXAS. GUESS THIS IS ABOUT AS FAR AS HE
GOT.
>>
GOT. >> NO ONE CAN TURN CHICKEN CRAP
INTO
>> NO ONE CAN TURN CHICKEN CRAP INTO CHICKEN SALAD BETTER THAN I
CAN.
I'M
CAN. I'M LOOKING FOR RAW MATERIALS.
I
I'M LOOKING FOR RAW MATERIALS. I HAVE A CUSTOMER WHO WANTS ME
TO
I HAVE A CUSTOMER WHO WANTS ME TO MAKE HER A CUSTOM PATIO
PIECE.
SHE'S
PIECE. SHE'S PICKY, BUT SHE'S RICH.
ALL
SHE'S PICKY, BUT SHE'S RICH. ALL RIGHT.
ALL
ALL RIGHT. ALL ABOUT THE REFURB TODAY.
>>
ALL ABOUT THE REFURB TODAY. >> LOOKING FOR SMALLS TODAY.
GONNA
>> LOOKING FOR SMALLS TODAY. GONNA LOOK THROUGH ALL THOSE
NOOKS
GONNA LOOK THROUGH ALL THOSE NOOKS AND CRANNIES.
I'M
NOOKS AND CRANNIES. I'M ON THE HUNT FOR TRINKETS AND
TREASURES.
EVERYBODY
TREASURES. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT GREAT
THINGS
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT GREAT THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES.
UM,
UM, HELLO?
CHEESE.
[laughs]
>>
CHEESE. [laughs] >> WELL, TODAY, I'M LOOKING FOR
SOME
[laughs] >> WELL, TODAY, I'M LOOKING FOR SOME GOOD FURNITURE.
I'M
>> WELL, TODAY, I'M LOOKING FOR SOME GOOD FURNITURE. I'M FIRED UP AND READY TO BUY
BIG.
NO
NO MORE
NO MORE MR. NICE GUY.
IT'S
NO MORE MR. NICE GUY. IT'S TIME TO PUSH SOME OF THE
COMPETITION'S
IT'S TIME TO PUSH SOME OF THE COMPETITION'S BUTTONS.
THEY
COMPETITION'S BUTTONS. THEY AIN'T GOT A CHANCE.
TODAY'S
TODAY'S MY DAY.
>>
TODAY'S MY DAY. >> OH, GREAT.
>>
TODAY'S MY DAY. >> OH, GREAT. >> MARY, YOU'RE PRETTY CUTE, AND
I
>> OH, GREAT. >> MARY, YOU'RE PRETTY CUTE, AND I LIKE YOU.
I'M
>> MARY, YOU'RE PRETTY CUTE, AND I LIKE YOU. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME FRIENDLY
ADVICE.
>>
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME FRIENDLY ADVICE. >> OH, JEEZ.
>>
ADVICE. >> OH, JEEZ. >> WATCH YOUR BACK...
>>
>> OH, JEEZ. >> WATCH YOUR BACK... >> OKAY, BLEVINS.
>>
>> WATCH YOUR BACK... >> OKAY, BLEVINS. >> 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA PAY
TODAY.
>>
>> 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA PAY TODAY. >> GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, TOUGH
GUY.
>>
>> GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, TOUGH GUY. >> YOU FEEL THAT WIND COMIN'?
YOU
GUY. >> YOU FEEL THAT WIND COMIN'? YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
THAT'S
>> YOU FEEL THAT WIND COMIN'? YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? THAT'S THAT HURRICANE FIXED TO
BLOW
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? THAT'S THAT HURRICANE FIXED TO BLOW YOU AWAY.
I
THAT'S THAT HURRICANE FIXED TO BLOW YOU AWAY. I GOT 8 GRAND IN CASH, AND
HURRICANE
BLOW YOU AWAY. I GOT 8 GRAND IN CASH, AND HURRICANE KENNY'S GONNA MAKE IT
RAIN,
I GOT 8 GRAND IN CASH, AND HURRICANE KENNY'S GONNA MAKE IT RAIN, RAIN, RAIN.
JUST
HURRICANE KENNY'S GONNA MAKE IT RAIN, RAIN, RAIN. JUST GET OUT OF THE WAY.
>>
RAIN, RAIN, RAIN. JUST GET OUT OF THE WAY. >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
JUST GET OUT OF THE WAY. >> OH, MY GOD. >> JUST TAKE COVER.
THIS
>> OH, MY GOD. >> JUST TAKE COVER. THIS HURRICANE'S TOUCHED THE
GROUND,
>> JUST TAKE COVER. THIS HURRICANE'S TOUCHED THE GROUND, BABY, AND IT'S COMIN'.
>>
THIS HURRICANE'S TOUCHED THE GROUND, BABY, AND IT'S COMIN'. >> I DID NOT KNOW HURRICANES HAD
A
GROUND, BABY, AND IT'S COMIN'. >> I DID NOT KNOW HURRICANES HAD A BEER GUT.
>>
>> I DID NOT KNOW HURRICANES HAD A BEER GUT. >> THAT'S WHAT MAKES THE MEN
FROM
A BEER GUT. >> THAT'S WHAT MAKES THE MEN FROM THE BOYS.
LET'S
>> THAT'S WHAT MAKES THE MEN FROM THE BOYS. LET'S SEE YOURS.
>>
FROM THE BOYS. LET'S SEE YOURS. >> [groans]
>>
LET'S SEE YOURS. >> [groans] >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> [groans] >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
WE'RE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHIN'
ANY
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHIN' ANY BOXES.
THERE'LL
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHIN' ANY BOXES. THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH.
PLEASE
ANY BOXES. THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
YOU
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. YOU DO NEED A BIDDER NUMBER TO
BID
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. YOU DO NEED A BIDDER NUMBER TO BID AT TODAY'S AUCTION.
>>
YOU DO NEED A BIDDER NUMBER TO BID AT TODAY'S AUCTION. >> YOU KNOW WHAT MY NUMBER IS,
KENNY?
I
>> YOU KNOW WHAT MY NUMBER IS, KENNY? I AM NUMBER ONE.
>>
KENNY? I AM NUMBER ONE. >> YOU AM A PRICK.
>>
I AM NUMBER ONE. >> YOU AM A PRICK. >> [laughs]
>>
>> YOU AM A PRICK. >> [laughs] >> ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
>> [laughs] >> ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH, LET'S GO.
>>
>> ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH, LET'S GO. >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO!
>>
>> YEAH, LET'S GO. >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> HEY, HEY!
>>
>> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> HEY, HEY! >> I JUST LIKE BOXES.
I
>> HEY, HEY! >> I JUST LIKE BOXES. I LOVE SURPRISE BOXES.
AND
>> I JUST LIKE BOXES. I LOVE SURPRISE BOXES. AND I-IT'S JUST LIKE BUYING A
SCRATCH-OFF
I LOVE SURPRISE BOXES. AND I-IT'S JUST LIKE BUYING A SCRATCH-OFF TICKET.
THIS
AND I-IT'S JUST LIKE BUYING A SCRATCH-OFF TICKET. THIS LOCKER'S A GOOD BET AND A
GREAT
SCRATCH-OFF TICKET. THIS LOCKER'S A GOOD BET AND A GREAT GET.
>>
THIS LOCKER'S A GOOD BET AND A GREAT GET. >> IT'S NEAT AND ORGANIZED, BUT
THERE'S
GREAT GET. >> IT'S NEAT AND ORGANIZED, BUT THERE'S THIS GROSS FUTON THING
WITH
>> IT'S NEAT AND ORGANIZED, BUT THERE'S THIS GROSS FUTON THING WITH A BUNCH OF DOG HAIR ON IT.
NOT
THERE'S THIS GROSS FUTON THING WITH A BUNCH OF DOG HAIR ON IT. NOT A LOT I CAN REFURB IN HERE.
>>
WITH A BUNCH OF DOG HAIR ON IT. NOT A LOT I CAN REFURB IN HERE. >> THE BOXES ARE SEALED UP
NICELY,
NOT A LOT I CAN REFURB IN HERE. >> THE BOXES ARE SEALED UP NICELY, WHICH MEANS THERE COULD
BE
>> THE BOXES ARE SEALED UP NICELY, WHICH MEANS THERE COULD BE SOME KIND OF VALUABLE ANTIQUE
IN
NICELY, WHICH MEANS THERE COULD BE SOME KIND OF VALUABLE ANTIQUE IN THERE.
>>
BE SOME KIND OF VALUABLE ANTIQUE IN THERE. >> THERE'S SOME MYSTERY BOXES
FOR
IN THERE. >> THERE'S SOME MYSTERY BOXES FOR SURE.
LOOK
>> THERE'S SOME MYSTERY BOXES FOR SURE. LOOK PRETTY CLEAN.
WHO
FOR SURE. LOOK PRETTY CLEAN. WHO KNOWS WHAT'S IN 'EM?
YOU
LOOK PRETTY CLEAN. WHO KNOWS WHAT'S IN 'EM? YOU KNOW WHERE THE TREASURE'S
AT?
BOXES.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 25.
>>
GENTLEMEN, 25. >> 100 BUCKS!
>>
>> 100 BUCKS! >> I GOT 100, NOW 125.
NOW
>> I GOT 100, NOW 125. NOW 150.
>>
NOW 150. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 175 AND 200.
NOW
>> NOW 175 AND 200. NOW 225.
250.
>>
250. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 250, NOW 275.
>>
>> 250, NOW 275. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 300. NOW 300. NOW 325.
WANT
>> 300. NOW 300. NOW 325. WANT TO GIVE 325?
325.
NOW
325. NOW HALF, NOW 350.
[auctioneering]
350?
350
350? 350 GOIN' ONCE.
350
350 GOIN' ONCE. 350 GOIN' TWICE.
SOLD,
350 GOIN' TWICE. SOLD, $325.
$325
SOLD, $325. $325 RIGHT HERE.
>>
$325 RIGHT HERE. >> THE SMALLER THE BUYER, THE
BIGGER
>> THE SMALLER THE BUYER, THE BIGGER THE
>>
>> HEY,
>> HEY, HEY!
>>
>> HEY, HEY! >> OH.
[indistinct
>> HEY, HEY! >> OH. [indistinct chatter]
>>
>> OH. [indistinct chatter] >> SIX-LEGGED TABLE.
IT'S
[indistinct chatter] >> SIX-LEGGED TABLE. IT'S REALLY, REALLY NICE,
PROBABLY
>> SIX-LEGGED TABLE. IT'S REALLY, REALLY NICE, PROBABLY '30s.
I'M
IT'S REALLY, REALLY NICE, PROBABLY '30s. I'M DEFINITELY GONNA BE ON TOP
OF
PROBABLY '30s. I'M DEFINITELY GONNA BE ON TOP OF THIS ONE.
>>
I'M DEFINITELY GONNA BE ON TOP OF THIS ONE. >> QUILT RACK, HEADBOARD,
MATTRESS
OF THIS ONE. >> QUILT RACK, HEADBOARD, MATTRESS SPRINGS WHICH LOOK
REALLY
>> QUILT RACK, HEADBOARD, MATTRESS SPRINGS WHICH LOOK REALLY COOL.
YOU
MATTRESS SPRINGS WHICH LOOK REALLY COOL. YOU CAN DO A LOT OF STUFF WITH
THOSE.
THIS
YOU CAN DO A LOT OF STUFF WITH THOSE. THIS COULD BE EXACTLY WHAT I'M
LOOKING
THOSE. THIS COULD BE EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
THIS
THIS COULD BE EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR. THIS LOCKER IS BUSTING AT THE
SEAMS
LOOKING FOR. THIS LOCKER IS BUSTING AT THE SEAMS WITH POTENTIAL PROJECTS.
>>
THIS LOCKER IS BUSTING AT THE SEAMS WITH POTENTIAL PROJECTS. >> THERE COULD BE SOME TREASURES
IN
SEAMS WITH POTENTIAL PROJECTS. >> THERE COULD BE SOME TREASURES IN SOME OF THESE BOXES, ALTHOUGH
I'M
>> THERE COULD BE SOME TREASURES IN SOME OF THESE BOXES, ALTHOUGH I'M LOOKING FOR MORE SMALLS FOR
MY
IN SOME OF THESE BOXES, ALTHOUGH I'M LOOKING FOR MORE SMALLS FOR MY SHOP, SO I'M NOT SURE IF
THIS
I'M LOOKING FOR MORE SMALLS FOR MY SHOP, SO I'M NOT SURE IF THIS LOCKER'S FOR ME.
>>
MY SHOP, SO I'M NOT SURE IF THIS LOCKER'S FOR ME. >> WOW, THEM ARE ANTIQUE
MATTRESSES.
THOSE
>> WOW, THEM ARE ANTIQUE MATTRESSES. THOSE GOT A LOT OF A VALUE TO
'EM.
THAT'S
THOSE GOT A LOT OF A VALUE TO 'EM. THAT'S A ANTIQUE TABLE RIGHT
THERE.
I
THAT'S A ANTIQUE TABLE RIGHT THERE. I WILL GO HEAD-TO-HEAD WITH ALL
THE
THERE. I WILL GO HEAD-TO-HEAD WITH ALL THE BUYERS FOR THIS UNIT.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 25.
25,
GENTLEMEN, 25. 25, 50.
50,
25, 50. 50, NOW 75.
>>
50, NOW 75. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 75, NOW 100.
>>
>> 75, NOW 100. >> [whistles]
>>
>> [whistles] >> NOW 125.
NOW
>> NOW 125. NOW 150, NOW 175, THEN 200.
>>
NOW 150, NOW 175, THEN 200. >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> NOW 225, NOW 250.
250,
>> NOW 225, NOW 250. 250, NOW 75.
WANT
250, NOW 75. WANT TO GIVE 275?
275.
NOW
275. NOW 300.
>>
NOW 300. >> YEAH, WALT.
>>
>> YEAH, WALT. >> NOW 325.
>>
>> NOW 325. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 325, 350.
>>
>> NOW 325, 350. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 75.
NOW
>> NOW 75. NOW 400. NOW 400.
>>
NOW 400. NOW 400. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 425.
>>
>> NOW 425. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 450, NOW 475.
LET
>> NOW 450, NOW 475. LET ME GET 475, GOIN' ONCE.
475
LET ME GET 475, GOIN' ONCE. 475 GOIN' TWICE.
SOLD
475 GOIN' TWICE. SOLD IT, $450 RIGHT HERE.
>>
SOLD IT, $450 RIGHT HERE. >> WELL, WHAT HAPPENED,
MOTORMOUTH
>> WELL, WHAT HAPPENED, MOTORMOUTH WITH THE BIG MONEY?
>>
>> SOMEBODY HEAR SOMEBODY SAYIN'
SOMETHIN'?
>>
>> SOMEBODY HEAR SOMEBODY SAYIN' SOMETHIN'? >> YEAH, I HEARD HIM SAY, "WHAT
HAPPENED,
SOMETHIN'? >> YEAH, I HEARD HIM SAY, "WHAT HAPPENED, MOTORMOUTH WITH THE
BIG
>> YEAH, I HEARD HIM SAY, "WHAT HAPPENED, MOTORMOUTH WITH THE BIG MONEY?"
>>
HAPPENED, MOTORMOUTH WITH THE BIG MONEY?" >> [laughs]
>>
BIG MONEY?" >> [laughs] >> I CAN FIX THIS STUFF UP AND
LIKE
>> [laughs] >> I CAN FIX THIS STUFF UP AND LIKE QUADRUPLE MY MONEY.
>>
>> I CAN FIX THIS STUFF UP AND LIKE QUADRUPLE MY MONEY. >> COME ON, MOTORMOUTH.
>>
LIKE QUADRUPLE MY MONEY. >> COME ON, MOTORMOUTH. >> GO WALK YOUR ASS ON OVER
YONDER,
>> COME ON, MOTORMOUTH. >> GO WALK YOUR ASS ON OVER YONDER, BOY.
YOU
>> GO WALK YOUR ASS ON OVER YONDER, BOY. YOU DON'T NEED TO BE TALKING TO
ME.
>>
YOU DON'T NEED TO BE TALKING TO ME. >> HELL, YOU BEEN YELLIN' ALL
DAY
ME. >> HELL, YOU BEEN YELLIN' ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>> HELL, YOU BEEN YELLIN' ALL DAY LONG. >> I'LL YELL ALL I WANT.
LIKE
DAY LONG. >> I'LL YELL ALL I WANT. LIKE I TOLD YOU, THE CASH TALKS.
>>
>> I'LL YELL ALL I WANT. LIKE I TOLD YOU, THE CASH TALKS. >> TESTOSTERONE SMELLS TODAY.
>>
LIKE I TOLD YOU, THE CASH TALKS. >> TESTOSTERONE SMELLS TODAY. >> WELL, WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT,
AREN'T
>> TESTOSTERONE SMELLS TODAY. >> WELL, WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT, AREN'T WE?
>>
>> WELL, WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT, AREN'T WE? >> RIGHT HERE, BABY.
>>
AREN'T WE? >> RIGHT HERE, BABY. >> AM I GONNA HAVE TO CALL THEIR
MOMS
>> RIGHT HERE, BABY. >> AM I GONNA HAVE TO CALL THEIR MOMS TO COME PICK THEM UP?
>>
>> AM I GONNA HAVE TO CALL THEIR MOMS TO COME PICK THEM UP? >> ANYTIME YOU WANT THIS ONE.
>>
MOMS TO COME PICK THEM UP? >> ANYTIME YOU WANT THIS ONE. >> COME ON.
>>
>> ANYTIME YOU WANT THIS ONE. >> COME ON. >> BIG MOUTH.
>>
>> COME ON. >> BIG MOUTH. >> THERE YOU GO.
>>
>> BIG MOUTH. >> THERE YOU GO. >> YES! THERE IT IS.
I
>> THERE YOU GO. >> YES! THERE IT IS. I LIKE IT.
>>
>> YES! THERE IT IS. I LIKE IT. >> THERE'S LOTS OF BIG STUFF,
SOME
I LIKE IT. >> THERE'S LOTS OF BIG STUFF, SOME OFFICE FURNITURE, SOME FILE
CABINETS.
I'M
SOME OFFICE FURNITURE, SOME FILE CABINETS. I'M TOO SMALL TO SEE ANYTHING
OVER
CABINETS. I'M TOO SMALL TO SEE ANYTHING OVER THIS BIG MESS.
>>
I'M TOO SMALL TO SEE ANYTHING OVER THIS BIG MESS. >> ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO WE GOT
HERE?
A
>> ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO WE GOT HERE? A LADDER, WHEELBARROW, FILE
CABINET.
NO,
A LADDER, WHEELBARROW, FILE CABINET. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
>>
CABINET. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. >> THIS IS A NICE CONSTRUCTION
LOCKER
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. >> THIS IS A NICE CONSTRUCTION LOCKER RIGHT HERE.
YOU
>> THIS IS A NICE CONSTRUCTION LOCKER RIGHT HERE. YOU GOT TWO ELECTRICAL BOXES
GOIN'
LOCKER RIGHT HERE. YOU GOT TWO ELECTRICAL BOXES GOIN' INTO A JUNCTION BOX BACK
THROUGH
YOU GOT TWO ELECTRICAL BOXES GOIN' INTO A JUNCTION BOX BACK THROUGH HERE.
THAT
GOIN' INTO A JUNCTION BOX BACK THROUGH HERE. THAT THERE'S COMMERCIAL GRADE.
NICE
THROUGH HERE. THAT THERE'S COMMERCIAL GRADE. NICE WHEELBARROW.
THIS
THAT THERE'S COMMERCIAL GRADE. NICE WHEELBARROW. THIS HERE'S THE LOCKER OF THE
DAY.
LET'S
THIS HERE'S THE LOCKER OF THE DAY. LET'S SEE KENNY FLAP HIS MOUTH
WHEN
DAY. LET'S SEE KENNY FLAP HIS MOUTH WHEN I'M DONE BUYIN' THIS UNIT.
>>
LET'S SEE KENNY FLAP HIS MOUTH WHEN I'M DONE BUYIN' THIS UNIT. >> ALL KINDS OF CONTRACTORS'
TOOLS.
LOOKS
>> ALL KINDS OF CONTRACTORS' TOOLS. LOOKS LIKE ELECTRICAL PANEL.
THIS
TOOLS. LOOKS LIKE ELECTRICAL PANEL. THIS IS GREAT.
I
LOOKS LIKE ELECTRICAL PANEL. THIS IS GREAT. I SEE VALUE WRITTEN ALL OVER
THIS
THIS IS GREAT. I SEE VALUE WRITTEN ALL OVER THIS EQUIPMENT, AND I'M THINKIN'
THERE
I SEE VALUE WRITTEN ALL OVER THIS EQUIPMENT, AND I'M THINKIN' THERE MIGHT BE A FEW SURPRISES
HIDDEN
THIS EQUIPMENT, AND I'M THINKIN' THERE MIGHT BE A FEW SURPRISES HIDDEN IN THERE, TOO.
POW,
THERE MIGHT BE A FEW SURPRISES HIDDEN IN THERE, TOO. POW, IT'S A SURPRISE, ISN'T IT?
SEE?
HIDDEN IN THERE, TOO. POW, IT'S A SURPRISE, ISN'T IT? SEE? POW!
IT'S
POW, IT'S A SURPRISE, ISN'T IT? SEE? POW! IT'S A SURPRISE.
POW, IT'S A SURPRISE, ISN'T IT? SEE? POW! >> S A SURPRISE.
POW, IT'S A SURPRISE, ISN'T IT? SEE? POW! >> DOES URPRISE.
POW, IT'S A SURPRISE, ISN'T IT? SEE? POW! >> DOES YOUR SE.
POW, IT'S A SURPRISE, ISN'T IT? SEE? POW! >> DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW THAT YOU
HAVE
SEE? POW! >> DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW THAT YOU HAVE Y'ALL'S LIFE SAVINGS?
>>
>> DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW THAT YOU HAVE Y'ALL'S LIFE SAVINGS? >> I TELL YOU WHAT: YOU MENTION
MY
HAVE Y'ALL'S LIFE SAVINGS? >> I TELL YOU WHAT: YOU MENTION MY WIFE ONE MORE TIME, AND I'M
GONNA
>> I TELL YOU WHAT: YOU MENTION MY WIFE ONE MORE TIME, AND I'M GONNA PUT THEM TEETH DOWN YOUR
THROAT.
SHE
GONNA PUT THEM TEETH DOWN YOUR THROAT. SHE AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' TO DO WITH
NOTHIN'.
>>
SHE AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' TO DO WITH NOTHIN'. >> WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON
HERE?
>>
>> WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE? >> YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
YOU
HERE? >> YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. YOU HEAR ME?
I'M
>> YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. YOU HEAR ME? I'M NOT PLAYIN'--IT'S SERIOUS.
>>
YOU HEAR ME? I'M NOT PLAYIN'--IT'S SERIOUS. >> [laughs]
>>
I'M NOT PLAYIN'--IT'S SERIOUS. >> [laughs] >> YOU MENTION HER ONE MORE
TIME,
>> [laughs] >> YOU MENTION HER ONE MORE TIME, AND SEE IF YOU DON'T PICK
YOUR
>> YOU MENTION HER ONE MORE TIME, AND SEE IF YOU DON'T PICK YOUR ASS UP OFF THE GROUND.
>>
TIME, AND SEE IF YOU DON'T PICK YOUR ASS UP OFF THE GROUND. >> WHOA.
>>
YOUR ASS UP OFF THE GROUND. >> WHOA. >> SO ANGRY.
ENOUGH
>> WHOA. >> SO ANGRY. ENOUGH WITH THE TRASH TALK.
BRING
>> SO ANGRY. ENOUGH WITH THE TRASH TALK. BRING ON THE TREASURES.
TREASURES.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, $100 BILL.
>>
GENTLEMEN, $100 BILL. >> 500.
>>
>> 500. >> 500, NOW 550.
NOW
>> 500, NOW 550. NOW 600.
>>
NOW 600. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> 600, NOW 650, NOW 7.
>>
>> 600, NOW 650, NOW 7. >> COME ON.
>>
>> COME ON. >> NOW 750.
>>
>> NOW 750. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> YEAH, RIGHT HERE, WALT.
>>
>> YEAH, RIGHT HERE, WALT. >> NOW 850, WOULD YOU GIVE 850?
NOW
>> NOW 850, WOULD YOU GIVE 850? NOW 900 TO YOU.
>>
NOW 900 TO YOU. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 900. WOULD YOU GIVE 950?
LADIES
>> 900. WOULD YOU GIVE 950? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WOULD YOU
GIVE
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WOULD YOU GIVE 950?
950
GIVE 950? 950 GOIN' ONCE, 950 GOIN' TWICE.
SOLD
950 GOIN' ONCE, 950 GOIN' TWICE. SOLD RIGHT HERE--
>>
SOLD RIGHT HERE-- >> POW! THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO
IT.
THAT'S
IT. THAT'S THE HURRICANE IN THE
WATER.
I
WATER. I JUST DEMOLISHED THE
COMPETITION
I JUST DEMOLISHED THE COMPETITION AND GOT THIS LOCKER
FOR
COMPETITION AND GOT THIS LOCKER FOR A COOL 900 BUCKS.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING
OUT
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION.
UNTIL
GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN.
>>
OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN. >> THIS IS NOT WHAT I PLANNED.
MY
UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN. >> THIS IS NOT WHAT I PLANNED. MY PLAN GOT ALTERED.
MY
>> THIS IS NOT WHAT I PLANNED. MY PLAN GOT ALTERED. MY MIND GOT ALTERED.
THIS
MY PLAN GOT ALTERED. MY MIND GOT ALTERED. THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED, DAMN
IT.
I
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED, DAMN IT. I DON'T--GET THE CAMERA AWAY.
I
IT. I DON'T--GET THE CAMERA AWAY. I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.
>>
I DON'T--GET THE CAMERA AWAY. I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT. >> THE MATERIALS FOR MY CUSTOM
PATIO
I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT. >> THE MATERIALS FOR MY CUSTOM PATIO PIECE ARE TOTALLY HIDDEN
IN
>> THE MATERIALS FOR MY CUSTOM PATIO PIECE ARE TOTALLY HIDDEN IN THIS LOCKER.
READY
PATIO PIECE ARE TOTALLY HIDDEN IN THIS LOCKER. READY TO GET CREATIVE.
THIS
IN THIS LOCKER. READY TO GET CREATIVE. THIS IS ACTUALLY SOMETHING COOL.
IF
IF YOU
IF YOU CUT A GLOBE IN HALF, IT
MAKES
IF YOU CUT A GLOBE IN HALF, IT MAKES THE PERFECT SHAPE FOR LIKE
A
MAKES THE PERFECT SHAPE FOR LIKE A LAMPSHADE, A CHANDELIER.
SO
A LAMPSHADE, A CHANDELIER. SO I CAN REALLY DO SOMETHING
WITH
SO I CAN REALLY DO SOMETHING WITH THIS.
TRASH
WITH THIS. TRASH OVER THERE.
ELEPHANT?
TRASH OVER THERE. ELEPHANT? DONATE.
THESE'RE
ELEPHANT? DONATE. THESE'RE VOCABULARY PRACTICE
CARDS.
MAYBE
CARDS. MAYBE I CAN GIVE THESE TO MATT.
HE
MAYBE I CAN GIVE THESE TO MATT. HE USUALLY HAS SOME TROUBLE
TALKING.
WE'VE
TALKING. WE'VE GOT A SORORITY PADDLE.
I
WE'VE GOT A SORORITY PADDLE. I REMEMBER THIS.
I
I REMEMBER THIS. I NEED TO GET THIS STUFF OUT SO
I
I NEED TO GET THIS STUFF OUT SO I CAN GET TO THE GOOD STUFF.
STUFF
I CAN GET TO THE GOOD STUFF. STUFF I CANNOT SELL.
OLD,
STUFF I CANNOT SELL. OLD, OLD, OLD BOX SPRING HERE.
WATCH
OLD, OLD, OLD BOX SPRING HERE. WATCH OUT, SOMETHING MIGHT
CRAWL
WATCH OUT, SOMETHING MIGHT CRAWL OUT OF IT.
RUSTY,
CRAWL OUT OF IT. RUSTY, OLD METAL SPRINGS?
THAT'S
RUSTY, OLD METAL SPRINGS? THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW THIS IS OLD.
IT'S
THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW THIS IS OLD. IT'S LIKE HEY.
[laughs]
UH,
[laughs] UH, MAYBE I COULD USE THIS WOOD
FOR
UH, MAYBE I COULD USE THIS WOOD FOR SOMETHING, USE THE SPRING
WORK
FOR SOMETHING, USE THE SPRING WORK TO MAKE SOME SORT OF
GARDEN
WORK TO MAKE SOME SORT OF GARDEN THING.
OKAY.
I'M
OKAY. I'M STARTING TO GET SOME
INSPIRATION.
I
INSPIRATION. I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THE WOOD
BECOMES
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THE WOOD BECOMES THE POTTING SHED.
THE
BECOMES THE POTTING SHED. THE METAL BECOMES A TRELLIS.
THIS
THE METAL BECOMES A TRELLIS. THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.
DRAG
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD. DRAG THIS BABY OUT.
I
DRAG THIS BABY OUT. I LOVE THIS TABLE.
IT'S
I LOVE THIS TABLE. IT'S GOT A SCALLOPED, CURVE
DESIGN
IT'S GOT A SCALLOPED, CURVE DESIGN HERE, INTERESTING LEGS.
I
DESIGN HERE, INTERESTING LEGS. I MAY EVEN BE ABLE TO USE IT AS
MY
I MAY EVEN BE ABLE TO USE IT AS MY OUTDOOR IDEA.
OKAY.
TOTALLY
OKAY. TOTALLY VINTAGE.
ORNATE
TOTALLY VINTAGE. ORNATE DETAIL ON ALL THE
HANDLES.
IT'LL
HANDLES. IT'LL BE A $300 PIECE.
I
IT'LL BE A $300 PIECE. I THINK I'VE GOT AN IDEA GOIN'
HERE.
I'M
HERE. I'M GONNA USE THESE PIECES.
I'M
I'M GONNA
I'M GONNA MAKE SOMETHING
FABULOUS.
I
I'M GONNA MAKE SOMETHING FABULOUS. I GOTTA GET TO THINKING AND TO
WORKING.
LOOK,
I GOTTA GET TO THINKING AND TO WORKING. LOOK, I CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM MY
LOCKER.
>>
LOOK, I CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM MY LOCKER. >> I BOUGHT THIS LOCKER FOR ITS
MYSTERY
LOCKER. >> I BOUGHT THIS LOCKER FOR ITS MYSTERY BOXES.
NOW,
>> I BOUGHT THIS LOCKER FOR ITS MYSTERY BOXES. NOW, IT'S TREASURE-DIGGING TIME.
A
A LOT
A LOT OF
A LOT OF BOXES IN HERE.
WOODEN
A LOT OF BOXES IN HERE. WOODEN UTENSILS.
I
WOODEN UTENSILS. I CAN'T SELL THIS IN MY STORE.
THAT'S
I CAN'T SELL THIS IN MY STORE. THAT'S LIKE THRIFT SHOP.
BUT
THAT'S LIKE THRIFT SHOP. BUT THIS IS CUTE.
THAT'S
BUT THIS IS CUTE. THAT'S A CUTE LITTLE BENCH.
PUT,
THAT'S A CUTE LITTLE BENCH. PUT, YOU KNOW, A PADDED PIECE ON
THERE,
PUT, YOU KNOW, A PADDED PIECE ON THERE, ON THE END OF THE BED.
WHEN
THERE, ON THE END OF THE BED. WHEN I FIX IT UP, I CAN SELL IT
IN
WHEN I FIX IT UP, I CAN SELL IT IN THE SHOP FOR 50 BUCKS.
LET'S
IN THE SHOP FOR 50 BUCKS. LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN THIS ONE.
HM.
LOOKS
HM. LOOKS LIKE SOME OLD TEXTBOOKS,
SOME
LOOKS LIKE SOME OLD TEXTBOOKS, SOME CRUSTY FLIP-FLOPS, OLD
PHONE
SOME CRUSTY FLIP-FLOPS, OLD PHONE BOOK.
EVERYONE
PHONE BOOK. EVERYONE ALWAYS TELLS ME, YOU
KNOW,
EVERYONE ALWAYS TELLS ME, YOU KNOW, PUT A PHONE BOOK IN YOUR
CAR.
NOW
CAR. NOW I HAVE A LITTLE BOOSTER SEAT
SO
NOW I HAVE A LITTLE BOOSTER SEAT SO I CAN SEE OVER THE FRONT
WHEEL.
THIS
WHEEL. THIS SICK, CRUSTY FUTON HAS
ANIMAL
THIS SICK, CRUSTY FUTON HAS ANIMAL HAIR ON IT.
I
ANIMAL HAIR ON IT. I DON'T KNOW, BUT TRASH.
OH,
I DON'T KNOW, BUT TRASH. OH, BUT THIS IS GOOD.
THERE'S
OH, BUT THIS IS GOOD. THERE'S MORE BOXES BACK HERE.
I
THERE'S MORE BOXES BACK HERE. I LOVE MYSTERY BOXES.
LET'S
I LOVE MYSTERY BOXES. LET'S SEE IF THIS ONE IS A GOOD
MYSTERY
LET'S SEE IF THIS ONE IS A GOOD MYSTERY IN HERE.
UM,
MYSTERY IN HERE. UM, MORE KITCHEN STUFF, WHICH, I
MEAN--I
UM, MORE KITCHEN STUFF, WHICH, I MEAN--I CAN'T REALLY USE THIS.
AND
MEAN--I CAN'T REALLY USE THIS. AND DESSERT PLATES AND MUG SET.
IT'S
AND DESSERT PLATES AND MUG SET. IT'S NEVER BEEN OPENED, SO I CAN
PROBABLY
IT'S NEVER BEEN OPENED, SO I CAN PROBABLY SELL THIS, 10 BUCKS.
I
PROBABLY SELL THIS, 10 BUCKS. I WAS LOOKING FOR VALUABLES,
AND
I WAS LOOKING FOR VALUABLES, AND I AIN'T FINDIN'
ALL
ALL RIGHT, SO WE GOT A ROLLING
PIN,
ALL RIGHT, SO WE GOT A ROLLING PIN, SOME MORE KITCHEN STUFF.
LET'S
ALL RIGHT, SO WE GOT A ROLLING PIN, SOME MORE KITCHEN STUFF. LET'S SEE WHAT'S--
THIS
PIN, SOME MORE KITCHEN STUFF. LET'S SEE WHAT'S-- THIS IS COOL!
OH,
LET'S SEE WHAT'S-- THIS IS COOL! OH, MY GOD.
HANDLE
THIS IS COOL! OH, MY GOD. HANDLE THINGY.
I
OH, MY GOD. HANDLE THINGY. I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT IT IS,
BUT
HANDLE THINGY. I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT LET'S SEE IF THERE'S
ANYTHING
I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT LET'S SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE IN HERE.
WE
BUT LET'S SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE IN HERE. WE HAVE THESE WEIRD DISK
THINGIES.
LOOKS
WE HAVE THESE WEIRD DISK THINGIES. LOOKS LIKE THERE'S SOME FLOUR
MAYBE
THINGIES. LOOKS LIKE THERE'S SOME FLOUR MAYBE COMING OUT OR SOMETHIN'.
OH,
LOOKS LIKE THERE'S SOME FLOUR MAYBE COMING OUT OR SOMETHIN'. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS FOR?
IT'S
MAYBE COMING OUT OR SOMETHIN'. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS FOR? IT'S FOR SPAGHETTI.
THAT'S
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS FOR? IT'S FOR SPAGHETTI. THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
I
IT'S FOR SPAGHETTI. THAT'S WHAT IT IS. I LOVE SPAGHETTI!
I
THAT'S WHAT IT IS. I LOVE SPAGHETTI! I AM A FULL-ON PASTATARIAN.
MY
I LOVE SPAGHETTI! I AM A FULL-ON PASTATARIAN. MY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, THE
CAMPISI'S,
I AM A FULL-ON PASTATARIAN. MY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, THE CAMPISI'S, THEY OWN A FAMOUS
ITALIAN
MY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, THE CAMPISI'S, THEY OWN A FAMOUS ITALIAN RESTAURANT IN DALLAS,
SO
CAMPISI'S, THEY OWN A FAMOUS ITALIAN RESTAURANT IN DALLAS, SO THEY'RE THE PERFECT PEOPLE TO
TAKE
ITALIAN RESTAURANT IN DALLAS, SO THEY'RE THE PERFECT PEOPLE TO TAKE THIS TO.
AT
SO THEY'RE THE PERFECT PEOPLE TO TAKE THIS TO. AT LEAST I'LL GET A FREE MEAL
OUT
TAKE THIS TO. AT LEAST I'LL GET A FREE MEAL OUT OF IT.
I
AT LEAST I'LL GET A FREE MEAL OUT OF IT. I MEAN, IF I KEEP BUYING LOCKERS
LIKE
OUT OF IT. I MEAN, IF I KEEP BUYING LOCKERS LIKE THIS, I'M GONNA BE EATIN'
OUT
I MEAN, IF I KEEP BUYING LOCKERS LIKE THIS, I'M GONNA BE EATIN' OUT OF TRASH CANS.
>>
LIKE THIS, I'M GONNA BE EATIN' OUT OF TRASH CANS. >> I GOT THE BEST LOCKER OF THE
DAY
OUT OF TRASH CANS. >> I GOT THE BEST LOCKER OF THE DAY RIGHT HERE.
THIS
>> I GOT THE BEST LOCKER OF THE DAY RIGHT HERE. THIS LOCKER'S A GREAT GET.
THIS
DAY RIGHT HERE. THIS LOCKER'S A GREAT GET. THIS BABY IS JAM-PACKED WITH
CONSTRUCTION
THIS LOCKER'S A GREAT GET. THIS BABY IS JAM-PACKED WITH CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT AND
TOOLS.
WHERE
WHERE DO
WHERE DO YOU GET STARTED?
IT'S
WHERE DO YOU GET STARTED? IT'S JUST MONEY, MONEY, MONEY,
MONEY,
IT'S JUST MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY.
NOW,
MONEY, MONEY. NOW, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT.
I
NOW, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT. I LOVE BOXES, ESPECIALLY WHEN
THEY'RE
I LOVE BOXES, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE FULL OF HARD HATS.
THESE
THEY'RE FULL OF HARD HATS. THESE ARE ALL COMMERCIAL GRADE
HARD
THESE ARE ALL COMMERCIAL GRADE HARD HATS.
ONE,
HARD HATS. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
SIX,
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN.
THERE'S
SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN. THERE'S A $100 BILL, $10 APIECE.
AND
THERE'S A $100 BILL, $10 APIECE. AND A 18-VOLT DRILL.
THERE'S
AND A 18-VOLT DRILL. THERE'S A $50 BILL.
LET'S
THERE'S A $50 BILL. LET'S SEE WHAT THIS BLACK CASE
RIGHT
LET'S SEE WHAT THIS BLACK CASE RIGHT HERE'S GOT IN STORE WITH
IT.
OH,
IT. OH, YEAH.
THIS
OH, YEAH. THIS IS A HAMMER DRILL.
WORTH
THIS IS A HAMMER DRILL. WORTH ABOUT $125.
WE'RE
WORTH ABOUT $125. WE'RE JUST MAKIN' MONEY.
BOOM,
WE'RE JUST MAKIN' MONEY. BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.
LET'S
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM. LET'S SEE HERE.
NICE
LET'S SEE HERE. NICE COMMERCIAL BROOM.
AT'S
NICE COMMERCIAL BROOM. AT'S ANOTHER $10 BILL.
WE
AT'S ANOTHER $10 BILL. WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE HERE.
JUST
WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE HERE. JUST LIKE AFTER A HURRICANE.
YOU
JUST LIKE AFTER A HURRICANE. YOU GOTTA SWEEP UP, GET RID OF
THE
YOU GOTTA SWEEP UP, GET RID OF THE COMPETITION.
THAT'S
THE COMPETITION. THAT'S A GOOD FILE CABINET.
50
THAT'S A GOOD FILE CABINET. 50 BUCKS.
THEY
50 BUCKS. THEY PACKED THIS RIGHT UP IN
HERE.
RUBBER-WHEEL
HERE. RUBBER-WHEEL WHEELBARROW.
AT
RUBBER-WHEEL WHEELBARROW. AT MY SALE, YOU KNOW,
THAT'S
AT MY SALE, YOU KNOW, THAT'S 40 BUCKS.
THESE
THAT'S 40 BUCKS. THESE ARE COMMERCIAL-GRADE
CORDS.
I'LL
CORDS. I'LL SELL 'EM BOTH AND GET ABOUT
$25
I'LL SELL 'EM BOTH AND GET ABOUT $25 APIECE FOR 'EM.
THERE'S
$25 APIECE FOR 'EM. THERE'S $50 MORE OF MY MONEY.
I
THERE'S $50 MORE OF MY MONEY. I SEEN THIS.
IT
I SEEN THIS. IT WAS ONE OF THE REASONS I
BOUGHT
IT WAS ONE OF THE REASONS I BOUGHT THE LOCKER, IS FOR THESE
LADDERS.
SELL
LADDERS. SELL 'EM ALL DAY LONG FOR
$70
SELL 'EM ALL DAY LONG FOR $70 APIECE.
I
$70 APIECE. I PAID $900 FOR THIS LOCKER, AND
IT'S
I PAID $900 FOR THIS LOCKER, AND IT'S JUST CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING,
CHA-CHING,
IT'S JUST CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING,
JUST
CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING, JUST GETTIN' CLOSER TO THAT
NUMBER
JUST GETTIN' CLOSER TO THAT NUMBER EVERY TIME I PULL
SOMETHIN'
NUMBER EVERY TIME I PULL SOMETHIN' OUT OF THE LOCKER.
ALL
ALL RIGHT.
I
ALL RIGHT. I LIKE TO SEE THESE.
ANYTIME
ALL RIGHT. I LIKE TO SEE THESE. ANYTIME YOU FIND A TOOLBOX,
ESPECIALLY
I LIKE TO SEE THESE. ANYTIME YOU FIND A TOOLBOX, ESPECIALLY A COMMERCIAL TOOLBOX,
THERE'S
ANYTIME YOU FIND A TOOLBOX, ESPECIALLY A COMMERCIAL TOOLBOX, THERE'S NORMALLY SOMETHING GOOD
IN
ESPECIALLY A COMMERCIAL TOOLBOX, THERE'S NORMALLY SOMETHING GOOD IN IT.
LET'S
THERE'S NORMALLY SOMETHING GOOD IN IT. LET'S SEE.
MAN,
IN IT. LET'S SEE. MAN, WHAT IS
WELL,
WELL, I
WELL, I THINK I SEE THE
CHINGA-LOTTA
WELL, I THINK I SEE THE CHINGA-LOTTA OF ALL
CHINGA-LOTTAS.
THEM'S
CHINGA-LOTTA OF ALL CHINGA-LOTTAS. THEM'S BRAND NEW BITS.
HERE'S
CHINGA-LOTTAS. THEM'S BRAND NEW BITS. HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
LOOK
THEM'S BRAND NEW BITS. HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. LOOK AT THAT.
THESE
THESE THINGS ARE DEFINITELY MADE
FOR
THESE THINGS ARE DEFINITELY MADE FOR DIGGIN' IN THE EARTH.
THESE
FOR DIGGIN' IN THE EARTH. THESE ARE REALLY, REALLY, REALLY
GOOD
THESE ARE REALLY, REALLY, REALLY GOOD BITS, AND JUST THE CASE
ALONE'S
GOOD BITS, AND JUST THE CASE ALONE'S WORTH $40.
I'M
ALONE'S WORTH $40. I'M GONNA GET THIS AROUND OUT OF
THE
I'M GONNA GET THIS AROUND OUT OF THE WAY NOW.
THIS
THE WAY NOW. THIS IS A COMMERCIAL, ON-SITE
ELECTRICAL
THIS IS A COMMERCIAL, ON-SITE ELECTRICAL BOX.
THIS
ELECTRICAL BOX. THIS RIGHT HERE IS A SQUARE D,
200-AMP
THIS RIGHT HERE IS A SQUARE D, 200-AMP SERVICE.
THAT'LL
200-AMP SERVICE. THAT'LL CARRY ANY HOME BUILT IN
AMERICA
THAT'LL CARRY ANY HOME BUILT IN AMERICA TODAY.
$500.
TRASH.
OH,
TRASH. OH, LORD, WHAT IS THAT?
OH!
[sighs]
WELL,
[sighs] WELL, MAN.
THEY
WELL, MAN. THEY WERE DEFINITELY DOING SOME
TYPE
THEY WERE DEFINITELY DOING SOME TYPE OF DRILLING TO HAVE THESE
TYPE
TYPE OF DRILLING TO HAVE THESE TYPE OF DRILL BITS.
WELL,
WELL, THIS KINDA LOOKS LIKE THE
ONES
WELL, THIS KINDA LOOKS LIKE THE ONES THAT I FOUND EARLIER,
BUT
WELL, THIS KINDA LOOKS LIKE THE ONES THAT I FOUND EARLIER, BUT A MUCH, MUCH, MUCH BIGGER
VERSION
ONES THAT I FOUND EARLIER, BUT A MUCH, MUCH, MUCH BIGGER VERSION OF IT.
AND
BUT A MUCH, MUCH, MUCH BIGGER VERSION OF IT. AND I'M DEFINITELY GONNA GET
THIS
VERSION OF IT. AND I'M DEFINITELY GONNA GET THIS CHECKED OUT.
AND
AND I'M DEFINITELY GONNA GET THIS CHECKED OUT. AND THE GOOD THING ABOUT IT IS
HERE
THIS CHECKED OUT. AND THE GOOD THING ABOUT IT IS HERE IN TEXAS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
GO
AND THE GOOD THING ABOUT IT IS HERE IN TEXAS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO VERY FAR TO GET IT CHECKED
OUT.
OIL,
GO VERY FAR TO GET IT CHECKED OUT. OIL, WATER, GAS, IT'S ALL OVER
THE
OUT. OIL, WATER, GAS, IT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE.
WE'VE
OIL, WATER, GAS, IT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE. WE'VE GOT IT
>>
>> I
>> I FOUND THIS AWESOME PASTA
MAKER
>> I FOUND THIS AWESOME PASTA MAKER IN THE LOCKER I GOT FOR
325.
>>
>> HI.
>> HI. COME ON BACK.
>>
>> HI. COME ON BACK. >> HEY.
>>
>> HI. COME ON BACK. >> HEY. >> DAD'S BACK HERE.
>>
>> HEY. >> DAD'S BACK HERE. >> SO I'M AT CAMPISI'S ITALIAN
RESTAURANT
>> DAD'S BACK HERE. >> SO I'M AT CAMPISI'S ITALIAN RESTAURANT TO MEET UP WITH MY
FRIENDS
>> SO I'M AT CAMPISI'S ITALIAN RESTAURANT TO MEET UP WITH MY FRIENDS AMBER AND CORKY CAMPISI.
IF
RESTAURANT TO MEET UP WITH MY FRIENDS AMBER AND CORKY CAMPISI. IF THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT
FRIENDS AMBER AND CORKY CAMPISI. IF THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS PASTA MAKER, WELL,
THEN
IF THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS PASTA MAKER, WELL, THEN NOBODY WILL.
>>
ABOUT THIS PASTA MAKER, WELL, THEN NOBODY WILL. >> DADDY, MARY'S HERE.
>>
THEN NOBODY WILL. >> DADDY, MARY'S HERE. >> OH, HELLO, MARY.
>>
>> DADDY, MARY'S HERE. >> OH, HELLO, MARY. >> HEY, MR. CAMPISI.
>>
>> OH, HELLO, MARY. >> HEY, MR. CAMPISI. >> HOW ARE YOU DOIN', DARLIN'?
I
>> HEY, MR. CAMPISI. >> HOW ARE YOU DOIN', DARLIN'? I AIN'T SEEN YOU IN SO LONG.
>>
>> HOW ARE YOU DOIN', DARLIN'? I AIN'T SEEN YOU IN SO LONG. >> I KNOW.
>>
I AIN'T SEEN YOU IN SO LONG. >> I KNOW. >> HOW'VE YOU BEEN?
>>
>> I KNOW. >> HOW'VE YOU BEEN? >> I'VE BEEN GOOD.
>>
>> HOW'VE YOU BEEN? >> I'VE BEEN GOOD. >> both: GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>>
>> I'VE BEEN GOOD. >> both: GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE?
>>
>> both: GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE? >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT I
BROUGHT
>> WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE? >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT I BROUGHT YOU.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT I BROUGHT YOU. >> PASTA MAKER.
>>
BROUGHT YOU. >> PASTA MAKER. >> LOOKS MEDIEVAL.
>>
>> PASTA MAKER. >> LOOKS MEDIEVAL. >> THESE ARE DIES.
THIS
>> LOOKS MEDIEVAL. >> THESE ARE DIES. THIS MAKES LINGUINE, AND THIS
MAKES
>> THESE ARE DIES. THIS MAKES LINGUINE, AND THIS MAKES RIGATONI, AND THE ONE
THAT'S
THIS MAKES LINGUINE, AND THIS MAKES RIGATONI, AND THE ONE THAT'S IN THERE MAKES REGULAR
SPAGHETTI.
RATHER
THAT'S IN THERE MAKES REGULAR SPAGHETTI. RATHER SIMPLE.
PUT
SPAGHETTI. RATHER SIMPLE. PUT YOUR DOUGH IN HERE.
PUT
RATHER SIMPLE. PUT YOUR DOUGH IN HERE. PUT YOUR THING BACK THERE.
THEN
PUT YOUR DOUGH IN HERE. PUT YOUR THING BACK THERE. THEN YOU SIT THERE AND CRANK IT.
>>
PUT YOUR THING BACK THERE. THEN YOU SIT THERE AND CRANK IT. >> WHERE'S THE PLUG?
[laughter]
>>
>> WHERE'S THE PLUG? [laughter] >> YOU HAVE TO DO IT BY HAND?
>>
[laughter] >> YOU HAVE TO DO IT BY HAND? >> YEAH, YOU DO IT BY HAND, JUST
LIKE
>> YOU HAVE TO DO IT BY HAND? >> YEAH, YOU DO IT BY HAND, JUST LIKE THAT THERE.
>>
>> YEAH, YOU DO IT BY HAND, JUST LIKE THAT THERE. >> THAT'S LIKE CHURNING BUTTER.
>>
LIKE THAT THERE. >> THAT'S LIKE CHURNING BUTTER. >> [laughs]
>>
>> THAT'S LIKE CHURNING BUTTER. >> [laughs] >> BUT IT NEEDS SOME FLOUR.
GOTTA
>> [laughs] >> BUT IT NEEDS SOME FLOUR. GOTTA GET IT IN THERE NOW.
>>
>> BUT IT NEEDS SOME FLOUR. GOTTA GET IT IN THERE NOW. >> MARY, ARE YOU WATCHING SO
WHEN
GOTTA GET IT IN THERE NOW. >> MARY, ARE YOU WATCHING SO WHEN WE HAVE HUSBANDS, WE CAN
MAKE
>> MARY, ARE YOU WATCHING SO WHEN WE HAVE HUSBANDS, WE CAN MAKE HOMEMADE PASTA?
[both
WHEN WE HAVE HUSBANDS, WE CAN MAKE HOMEMADE PASTA? [both laugh]
>>
MAKE HOMEMADE PASTA? [both laugh] >> YEAH, RIGHT.
>>
[both laugh] >> YEAH, RIGHT. >> JUST LIKE THAT THERE.
ALL
>> YEAH, RIGHT. >> JUST LIKE THAT THERE. ALL RIGHT, MARY, START CRANKIN'.
>>
>> JUST LIKE THAT THERE. ALL RIGHT, MARY, START CRANKIN'. >> OKAY.
>>
ALL RIGHT, MARY, START CRANKIN'. >> OKAY. >> LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.
>>
>> OKAY. >> LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE. >> IS THIS RIGHT?
>>
>> LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE. >> IS THIS RIGHT? >> YEP, THIS IS WHY I PAY
PEOPLE
>> IS THIS RIGHT? >> YEP, THIS IS WHY I PAY PEOPLE TO DO THIS.
THIS
>> YEP, THIS IS WHY I PAY PEOPLE TO DO THIS. THIS IS WORK.
>>
PEOPLE TO DO THIS. THIS IS WORK. >> [laughs]
>>
THIS IS WORK. >> [laughs] >> GOLLY.
>>
>> [laughs] >> GOLLY. >> OH, IT'S COMING OUT.
BUONO, IT
>> GOLLY. >> OH, IT'S COMING OUT. BUONO, IT WORKS.
HOW
>> OH, IT'S COMING OUT. BUONO, IT WORKS. HOW MUCH IS SOMETHING LIKE
THIS-A
BUONO, IT WORKS. HOW MUCH IS SOMETHING LIKE THIS-A WORTH?
>>
>> SO
>> SO HOW
>> SO HOW MUCH DOUGH CAN I GET?
[both
>> SO HOW MUCH DOUGH CAN I GET? [both laugh]
>>
[both laugh] >> EACH ONE OF THESE IS $130, I
BELIEVE.
>>
BELIEVE. >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD. >> SO WITH THIS AND YOUR 3 DIES,
550.
>>
550. >> WHAT?
>>
>> WHAT? >> MAKIN' MONEY, MARY.
>>
>> THANKS, GUYS.
YOU
>> THANKS, GUYS. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.
[speaking
>> THANKS, GUYS. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST. [speaking Italian]
THAT
YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST. [speaking Italian] THAT MEANS, "I AM SO HAPPY."
SO
[speaking Italian] THAT MEANS, "I AM SO HAPPY." SO WHAT'S THIS STUFF OVER HERE?
>>
THAT MEANS, "I AM SO HAPPY." SO WHAT'S THIS STUFF OVER HERE? >> GARLIC.
>>
SO WHAT'S THIS STUFF OVER HERE? >> GARLIC. >> YOU KNOW, IT'S AN ITALIAN
RESTAURANT,
>> GARLIC. >> YOU KNOW, IT'S AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT, SO YOU GOTTA HAVE
GARLIC.
>>
RESTAURANT, SO YOU GOTTA HAVE GARLIC. >> [gasps] DAD!
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU KNOW?
>>
>> YOU KNOW? >> JOSE AND I ARE HEADED OVER TO
MY
>> JOSE AND I ARE HEADED OVER TO MY FRIEND BETSY'S TO SELL HER
THIS
MY FRIEND BETSY'S TO SELL HER THIS SUPER COOL PATIO PIECE I'VE
BEEN
THIS SUPER COOL PATIO PIECE I'VE BEEN WORKING ON ALL WEEK.
IT'S
IT'S HALF-OUTDOOR BAR,
HALF-GARDENING
IT'S HALF-OUTDOOR BAR, HALF-GARDENING STATION.
BETSY
IT'S HALF-OUTDOOR BAR, HALF-GARDENING STATION. BETSY IS GONNA LOVE IT.
>>
HALF-GARDENING STATION. BETSY IS GONNA LOVE IT. >> OOH.
>>
BETSY IS GONNA LOVE IT. >> OOH. >> OKAY! OH, WE'RE AT THE FENCE.
HEY!
OH,
>> OKAY! OH, WE'RE AT THE FENCE. HEY! OH, MY GOD, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE
GONNA
HEY! OH, MY GOD, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE GONNA BUY THIS BECAUSE IT
DOESN'T
OH, MY GOD, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE GONNA BUY THIS BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EVEN FIT BACK IN MY
STORE.
>>
DOESN'T EVEN FIT BACK IN MY STORE. >> IT'S A LOT LARGER THAN I
THOUGHT.
I
>> IT'S A LOT LARGER THAN I THOUGHT. I HOPE IT FITS THROUGH MY GATE,
THOUGH.
>>
I HOPE IT FITS THROUGH MY GATE, THOUGH. >> UM, IT'S NOT GONNA FIT
THROUGH THAT GATE.
JOSE,
>> UM, IT'S NOT GONNA FIT THROUGH THAT GATE. JOSE, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
GOING
THROUGH THAT GATE. JOSE, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GOING OVER THAT FENCE?
>>
JOSE, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GOING OVER THAT FENCE? >> OKAY.
>>
GOING OVER THAT FENCE? >> OKAY. >> OKAY.
OH,
>> OKAY. >> OKAY. OH, GOT IT.
OKAY.
DOWN?
>>
OKAY. DOWN? >> YEAH.
OKAY.
>>
>> YEAH. OKAY. >> OKAY, I'M COMING.
>>
OKAY. >> OKAY, I'M COMING. >> OKAY, PICK IT UP.
>>
>> OKAY, I'M COMING. >> OKAY, PICK IT UP. >> OKAY.
OH,
>> OKAY, PICK IT UP. >> OKAY. OH, GOD.
>>
>> OKAY. OH, GOD. >> GOT IT.
>>
OH, GOD. >> GOT IT. >> OKAY, WE GOT IT.
>>
>> GOT IT. >> OKAY, WE GOT IT. >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
>>
>> OKAY, WE GOT IT. >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. >> BRING IT DOWN, BRING IT DOWN.
>>
>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. >> BRING IT DOWN, BRING IT DOWN. >> WE'RE GOOD.
>>
>> BRING IT DOWN, BRING IT DOWN. >> WE'RE GOOD. >> OKAY, GOT IT.
>>
>> WE'RE GOOD. >> OKAY, GOT IT. >> WE DID IT!
>>
>> OKAY, GOT IT. >> WE DID IT! >> I KIND OF WANT IT ON THE
DECK.
>>
>> I KIND OF WANT IT ON THE DECK. >> OKAY.
>>
DECK. >> OKAY. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> OKAY. >> ALL RIGHT. >> ONE, TWO, THREE.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> ONE, TWO, THREE. >> OKAY.
WATCOUFOR
>> ONE, TWO, THREE. >> OKAY. WATCOUFOR THE TREES.
OKAY,
>> OKAY. WATCOUFOR THE TREES. OKAY, I'M GOIN' UP.
>>
WATCOUFOR THE TREES. OKAY, I'M GOIN' UP. >> OKAY, WATCH YOUR STAIRS.
>>
OKAY, I'M GOIN' UP. >> OKAY, WATCH YOUR STAIRS. >> OH, THIS IS GONNA LOOK SO
GOOD
>> OKAY, WATCH YOUR STAIRS. >> OH, THIS IS GONNA LOOK SO GOOD OVER HERE.
TA-DA.
THIS
GOOD OVER HERE. TA-DA. THIS IS YOUR OUTDOOR BAR, YOUR
LITTLE
TA-DA. THIS IS YOUR OUTDOOR BAR, YOUR LITTLE ENTERTAINING SPOT GALORE
RIGHT
THIS IS YOUR OUTDOOR BAR, YOUR LITTLE ENTERTAINING SPOT GALORE RIGHT HERE.
>>
LITTLE ENTERTAINING SPOT GALORE RIGHT HERE. >> IT IS VERY UNIQUE.
I'LL
RIGHT HERE. >> IT IS VERY UNIQUE. I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
>>
>> IT IS VERY UNIQUE. I'LL GIVE YOU THAT. >> DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
>>
I'LL GIVE YOU THAT. >> DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? >> A WINE HOLDER?
>>
>> DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? >> A WINE HOLDER? >> UH, CLEARLY.
BUT
>> A WINE HOLDER? >> UH, CLEARLY. BUT IT WAS A BOX SPRING.
YOU'VE
>> UH, CLEARLY. BUT IT WAS A BOX SPRING. YOU'VE GOT YOUR WINE RACK,
THE
BUT IT WAS A BOX SPRING. YOU'VE GOT YOUR WINE RACK, THE LIGHTS UP HERE,
YOUR
YOU'VE GOT YOUR WINE RACK, THE LIGHTS UP HERE, YOUR TOWEL BAR.
PUT
THE LIGHTS UP HERE, YOUR TOWEL BAR. PUT SOME ICE IN THERE, WINE
CHILLING.
DO
PUT SOME ICE IN THERE, WINE CHILLING. DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE OTHER
SIDE?
>>
DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE OTHER SIDE? >> SURE.
LET'S
SIDE? >> SURE. LET'S SEE HOW FUNCTIONAL THOSE
WHEELS
>> SURE. LET'S SEE HOW FUNCTIONAL THOSE WHEELS ARE.
>>
LET'S SEE HOW FUNCTIONAL THOSE WHEELS ARE. >> LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE WORKING.
OKAY,
WHEELS ARE. >> LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE WORKING. OKAY, NOW, YOUR PARTY'S OVER.
YOU
>> LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE WORKING. OKAY, NOW, YOUR PARTY'S OVER. YOU WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING.
YOU
OKAY, NOW, YOUR PARTY'S OVER. YOU WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING. YOU NEED TO DO SOME GARDENING.
I
YOU WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING. YOU NEED TO DO SOME GARDENING. I GOT THIS GLOBE IN THAT SAME
UNIT,
YOU NEED TO DO SOME GARDENING. I GOT THIS GLOBE IN THAT SAME UNIT, SO I THOUGHT YOU COULD
PUT
I GOT THIS GLOBE IN THAT SAME UNIT, SO I THOUGHT YOU COULD PUT LIKE DIRT IN THERE.
>>
UNIT, SO I THOUGHT YOU COULD PUT LIKE DIRT IN THERE. >> SO CUTE.
>>
PUT LIKE DIRT IN THERE. >> SO CUTE. >> SO YOU WANNA BUY IT?
>>
>> SO CUTE. >> SO YOU WANNA BUY IT? >> WELL, LET'S TALK PRICE.
>>
>> SINCE
>> SINCE IT'S ONE OF A KIND AND
DOUBLE-SIDED,
>> SINCE IT'S ONE OF A KIND AND DOUBLE-SIDED, PLUS THE DELIVERY
INTO
DOUBLE-SIDED, PLUS THE DELIVERY INTO THE YARD, SAY ABOUT 1,500.
>>
INTO THE YARD, SAY ABOUT 1,500. >> HOW ABOUT 500?
>>
>> HOW ABOUT 500? >> YOU'RE KILLIN' ME.
WELL,
>> YOU'RE KILLIN' ME. WELL, ALL THE MATERIALS FROM THE
STORAGE
WELL, ALL THE MATERIALS FROM THE STORAGE UNIT COST ME ABOUT 450.
>>
STORAGE UNIT COST ME ABOUT 450. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> I'D PROBABLY LIKE TO MAYBE
DOUBLE
>> I'D PROBABLY LIKE TO MAYBE DOUBLE THAT.
>>
DOUBLE THAT. >> I MEAN, JENNY, YOU YOURSELF
SAID
>> I MEAN, JENNY, YOU YOURSELF SAID IT DIDN'T FIT IN YOUR
STORE,
SAID IT DIDN'T FIT IN YOUR STORE, SO IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA
SELL
STORE, SO IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA SELL IT TO ME, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA
SELL IT TO ME, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT?
>>
GONNA DO WITH IT? >> YOU DID HELP MOVE IT, AND
YOU'RE
>> YOU DID HELP MOVE IT, AND YOU'RE A FRIEND, SO TAKE OFF
100?
800
100? 800 IS COOL.
>>
800 IS COOL. >> I THINK THAT COULD WORK.
>>
>> I THINK THAT COULD WORK. >> THAT STILL GIVES ME A NICE
PROFIT.
800
PROFIT. 800 ON A 450 LOCKER?
NOT
NOT TOO
NOT TOO SHABBY.
THANK
NOT TOO SHABBY. THANK YOU.
>>
NOT TOO SHABBY. THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU.
>>
THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU. >> VERY CHIC, IN FACT.
SO
>> THANK YOU. >> VERY CHIC, IN FACT. SO NOW, YOU'RE READY FOR
HAPPY
>> VERY CHIC, IN FACT. SO NOW, YOU'RE READY FOR HAPPY HOUR...
>>
SO NOW, YOU'RE READY FOR HAPPY HOUR... >> TOTALLY.
>>
HAPPY HOUR... >> TOTALLY. >> YOU DRUNK LUSH.
>>
>> MY
>> MY $900 LOCKER GOT ME THREE
EXPENSIVE-LOOKING
>> MY $900 LOCKER GOT ME THREE EXPENSIVE-LOOKING DRILL BITS, SO
I'M
EXPENSIVE-LOOKING DRILL BITS, SO I'M TAKING THEM TO
RAYMOND
I'M TAKING THEM TO RAYMOND MILLS.
HE
HE SELLS
HE SELLS DRILL BITS ALL OVER THE
STATE
HE SELLS DRILL BITS ALL OVER THE STATE OF TEXAS.
HE'LL
HE SELLS DRILL BITS ALL OVER THE STATE OF TEXAS. HE'LL BE ABLE TO TELL ME IF I
STRUCK
STATE OF TEXAS. HE'LL BE ABLE TO TELL ME IF I STRUCK GOLD OR NOT.
WHAT
HE'LL BE ABLE TO TELL ME IF I STRUCK GOLD OR NOT. WHAT IS THAT THING?
>>
STRUCK GOLD OR NOT. WHAT IS THAT THING? >> THAT IS A 26-INCH HOLE
OPENER.
>>
>> THAT IS A 26-INCH HOLE OPENER. >> THAT'LL OPEN A HOLE, WON'T
IT?
>>
>> THAT'LL OPEN A HOLE, WON'T IT? >> YEAH, BIG TIME.
>>
IT? >> YEAH, BIG TIME. >> MY BIT AIN'T THAT BIG.
>>
>> YEAH, BIG TIME. >> MY BIT AIN'T THAT BIG. >> NO.
WELL,
>> MY BIT AIN'T THAT BIG. >> NO. WELL, THIS ONE HERE WOULD BE
USED
>> NO. WELL, THIS ONE HERE WOULD BE USED IN A OIL FIELD.
THIS
WELL, THIS ONE HERE WOULD BE USED IN A OIL FIELD. THIS IS A THREE-TINE CONICAL.
THE
USED IN A OIL FIELD. THIS IS A THREE-TINE CONICAL. THE REASON WHY IT'S CALLED A
"CONICAL"
THIS IS A THREE-TINE CONICAL. THE REASON WHY IT'S CALLED A "CONICAL" IS BECAUSE THE TEETH
ARE
THE REASON WHY IT'S CALLED A "CONICAL" IS BECAUSE THE TEETH ARE CONE-SHAPED.
>>
"CONICAL" IS BECAUSE THE TEETH ARE CONE-SHAPED. >> OKAY, THIS THING HERE
APPARENTLY
ARE CONE-SHAPED. >> OKAY, THIS THING HERE APPARENTLY THREADS ONTO A PIECE
OF
>> OKAY, THIS THING HERE APPARENTLY THREADS ONTO A PIECE OF PIPE THAT GOES DOWN IN THE
EARTH.
WHAT
OF PIPE THAT GOES DOWN IN THE EARTH. WHAT MAKES THESE TURN TO DIG?
>>
EARTH. WHAT MAKES THESE TURN TO DIG? >> WELL, THEY PUT ABOUT 30,000
TO
WHAT MAKES THESE TURN TO DIG? >> WELL, THEY PUT ABOUT 30,000 TO 40,000 POUNDS ON IT.
>>
>> WELL, THEY PUT ABOUT 30,000 TO 40,000 POUNDS ON IT. >> AND AS IT TURNS RIGHT,
THESE'LL
TO 40,000 POUNDS ON IT. >> AND AS IT TURNS RIGHT, THESE'LL TURN.
>>
>> AND AS IT TURNS RIGHT, THESE'LL TURN. >> ABSOLUTELY.
YOU
THESE'LL TURN. >> ABSOLUTELY. YOU WOULD, WOULDN'T YOU?
>>
>> ABSOLUTELY. YOU WOULD, WOULDN'T YOU? >> WITH 40,000 POUNDS ON ME, I'D
RATHER
YOU WOULD, WOULDN'T YOU? >> WITH 40,000 POUNDS ON ME, I'D RATHER JUST GO BACK TO EAST
TEXAS
>> WITH 40,000 POUNDS ON ME, I'D RATHER JUST GO BACK TO EAST TEXAS AND LAY IN THE SUN.
>>
RATHER JUST GO BACK TO EAST TEXAS AND LAY IN THE SUN. >> YEAH.
>>
TEXAS AND LAY IN THE SUN. >> YEAH. >> NOW THESE ARE A LITTLE
DIFFERENT
>> YEAH. >> NOW THESE ARE A LITTLE DIFFERENT STORY.
>>
>> NOW THESE ARE A LITTLE DIFFERENT STORY. >> YEAH.
>>
DIFFERENT STORY. >> YEAH. >> THIS THING SPINS LIKE A BALL
BEARING
>> YEAH. >> THIS THING SPINS LIKE A BALL BEARING ON A BICYCLE.
>>
>> THIS THING SPINS LIKE A BALL BEARING ON A BICYCLE. >> IT'S REALLY NICE.
>>
BEARING ON A BICYCLE. >> IT'S REALLY NICE. >> I LIKE THAT WHEN YOU SAY
"NICE."
>>
>> I LIKE THAT WHEN YOU SAY "NICE." >> THIS ONE HERE COULD BE USED
TO
"NICE." >> THIS ONE HERE COULD BE USED TO DRILL THROUGH SHALE AND
LIMESTONE.
>>
>> IF
>> IF I
>> IF I FOUND A BUYER FOR THESE
BITS,
>> IF I FOUND A BUYER FOR THESE BITS, WHAT WOULD BE THE MOST I
COULD
BITS, WHAT WOULD BE THE MOST I COULD GET?
>>
COULD GET? >> WELL, BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
THESE
>> WELL, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THESE IS WORTH PROBABLY ABOUT
$850.
>>
$850. >> YEAH.
YOU'RE
>> YEAH. YOU'RE CHA-CHINGIN' ME.
IT'S
YOU'RE CHA-CHINGIN' ME. IT'S LIKE AT THE CASINO.
YOU'RE
IT'S LIKE AT THE CASINO. YOU'RE JUST CASHIN' OUT FOR ME,
BUDDY.
NOW,
BUDDY. NOW, LET'S GO TO THE BEST BIT OF
'EM
NOW, LET'S GO TO THE BEST BIT OF 'EM ALL.
WHAT
'EM ALL. WHAT KIND OF MONEY ARE WE
LOOKIN'
WHAT KIND OF MONEY ARE WE LOOKIN' AT ON THAT?
>>
LOOKIN' AT ON THAT? >> WELL, IT'S STILL IN GOOD
CONDITION.
YOU
CONDITION. YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO RETAIL IT
FOR
YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO RETAIL IT FOR 1,500.
>>
FOR 1,500. >> OH, HA!
$1,500?
HA,
HA, HA,
HA, HA, HA.
LORD,
HA, HA, HA. LORD, THAT IS A LOT OF FRACKIN'
MONEY.
WELL,
LORD, THAT IS A LOT OF FRACKIN' MONEY. WELL, RAYMOND, I FEEL LIKE I
STRUCK
MONEY. WELL, RAYMOND, I FEEL LIKE I STRUCK IT RICH, AND IT WAS A
PLEASURE
WELL, RAYMOND, I FEEL LIKE I STRUCK IT RICH, AND IT WAS A PLEASURE MEETIN' YOU.
APPRECIATE
STRUCK IT RICH, AND IT WAS A PLEASURE MEETIN' YOU. APPRECIATE IT.
WELL,
PLEASURE MEETIN' YOU. APPRECIATE IT. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
OIL'S
APPRECIATE IT. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. OIL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL.
[laughs]
>>
OIL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL. [laughs] >> IN DESOTO, KENNY STOWE WAS IN
THE
[laughs] >> IN DESOTO, KENNY STOWE WAS IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT, GRINDING OUT
A
>> IN DESOTO, KENNY STOWE WAS IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT, GRINDING OUT A PROFIT OF 2,500 BUCKS FROM HIS
INDUSTRIAL
THE DRIVER'S SEAT, GRINDING OUT A PROFIT OF 2,500 BUCKS FROM HIS INDUSTRIAL DRILL BITS.
OUR
A PROFIT OF 2,500 BUCKS FROM HIS INDUSTRIAL DRILL BITS. OUR RUNNER-UP WAS JENNY, WHOSE
CREATIVITY
INDUSTRIAL DRILL BITS. OUR RUNNER-UP WAS JENNY, WHOSE CREATIVITY EARNED HER A COOL
$650.
MARY
CREATIVITY EARNED HER A COOL $650. MARY SQUEEZED EVERYTHING SHE
COULD
$650. MARY SQUEEZED EVERYTHING SHE COULD FROM HER PASKETTI MAKER,
PLATING
MARY SQUEEZED EVERYTHING SHE COULD FROM HER PASKETTI MAKER, PLATING A PROFIT OF ALMOST 300
BUCKS,
BUCKS, WHILE COWBOY MATT TOOK
ON
BUCKS, WHILE COWBOY MATT TOOK ON HURRICANE KENNY AND GOT
SOAKED.
>>
SOAKED. >> I ALWAYS MAKE FRIENDS AT THE
AUCTION,
>> I ALWAYS MAKE FRIENDS AT THE AUCTION, BUT THESE CHARACTERS
AROUND
AUCTION, BUT THESE CHARACTERS AROUND HERE?
[laughs]
THEY
[laughs] THEY HAVE SOME SOCIAL
"DECIFIN'".
I
"DECIFIN'". I CAN'T DESCRIBE KENNY IN ONE
WORD.
IT
WORD. IT TAKES THREE WORDS:
FULL-OF-HATRED