>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...IN THE
GREAT
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, THE
TREASURES
UNITS ARE ABANDONED...IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH. SO NEAT.
>>
TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH. SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME.
>>
>> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME. >> YEAH!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME. >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP--
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP-- >> I CAN CHARM THE PANTS OFF OF
PEOPLE
>> narrator: COMING UP-- >> I CAN CHARM THE PANTS OFF OF PEOPLE IN A TOWN LIKE THIS.
CAN
>> I CAN CHARM THE PANTS OFF OF PEOPLE IN A TOWN LIKE THIS. CAN I SIT ON YOUR LAP?
CAN
PEOPLE IN A TOWN LIKE THIS. CAN I SIT ON YOUR LAP? CAN I BORROW YOUR FLASHLIGHT?
YOUR
CAN I SIT ON YOUR LAP? CAN I BORROW YOUR FLASHLIGHT? YOUR GOATEE IS LOOKING REALLY
GOOD
CAN I BORROW YOUR FLASHLIGHT? YOUR GOATEE IS LOOKING REALLY GOOD LATELY.
>>
YOUR GOATEE IS LOOKING REALLY GOOD LATELY. >> THAT DOESN'T WORK ON ME,
JENNY.
>>
>> THAT DOESN'T WORK ON ME, JENNY. >> I GOT BILLS TO PAY.
I
JENNY. >> I GOT BILLS TO PAY. I GOT TO BUY BIG WITH A SMALL
INVESTMENT.
THESE
I GOT TO BUY BIG WITH A SMALL INVESTMENT. THESE TVS, NOT WORTH ANYTHING.
BIG
INVESTMENT. THESE TVS, NOT WORTH ANYTHING. BIG ASS POTATO--I DON'T EVEN
KNOW
THESE TVS, NOT WORTH ANYTHING. BIG ASS POTATO--I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT'S FOR.
WHOO,
BIG ASS POTATO--I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT'S FOR. WHOO, JEWELS.
>>
KNOW WHAT IT'S FOR. WHOO, JEWELS. >> OOH, THIS ONE SOUNDS
BREAKABLE.
OH,
>> OOH, THIS ONE SOUNDS BREAKABLE. OH, MY GOD.
THERE'S
BREAKABLE. OH, MY GOD. THERE'S A NAKED LADY INSIDE.
SEX
OH, MY GOD. THERE'S A NAKED LADY INSIDE. SEX SELLS.
THIS
THERE'S A NAKED LADY INSIDE. SEX SELLS. THIS COULD BE WORTH A LOT.
>>
SEX SELLS. THIS COULD BE WORTH A LOT. >> VERY, VERY INTERESTING PIECE.
>>
THIS COULD BE WORTH A LOT. >> VERY, VERY INTERESTING PIECE. >> SHE'S LIKE A SAUCY LITTLE
MINX.
>>
>> SHE'S LIKE A SAUCY LITTLE MINX. >> UM...
>>
MINX. >> UM... >> [gasps]
>>
>> UM... >> [gasps] >> AUSTRIANS ARE KINDA
[country
[country rock music]
♪
[country rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
>> NEVER
>> NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GET.
THAT'S
GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
CHA-CHING!
>>
CHA-CHING! >> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG. >> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER I
PAINT
>> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER I PAINT IT.
>>
PAINT IT. >> I SEE TREASURES.
DOLLAR
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS.
[cheering]
>>
[cheering] >> THIS IS OUR TURF.
>>
>> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS.
>>
>> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING.
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMAN...POWER.
>>
>> WOMAN...POWER. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> YOU READY TO GO?
>>
>> YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M ♪
♪
>> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M ♪ ♪ TALKIN' ABOUT ♪
>>
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT ♪ >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> [auctioneering]
AND
>> [auctioneering] AND IT'S SOLD!
TODAY,
AND IT'S SOLD! TODAY, WE'RE IN WAXAHACHIE.
NOW,
TODAY, WE'RE IN WAXAHACHIE. NOW, IF YOU'RE FROM TEXAS, IT'S
PRONOUNCED
NOW, IF YOU'RE FROM TEXAS, IT'S PRONOUNCED "WOKS-A-HACHIE, NOT
WAX-A-HACHIE.
IF
WAX-A-HACHIE. IF YOU'RE NOT FROM TEXAS, WELL,
THAT'S
IF YOU'RE NOT FROM TEXAS, WELL, THAT'S JUST TOO DAMN BAD.
>>
THAT'S JUST TOO DAMN BAD. >> ONE THING ABOUT THESE SMALL
TOWN
>> ONE THING ABOUT THESE SMALL TOWN UNITS, WE'LL JUST MAKE THEM
SPEND
TOWN UNITS, WE'LL JUST MAKE THEM SPEND ALL THEIR MONEY EARLY.
>>
SPEND ALL THEIR MONEY EARLY. >> IT'S THE PERFECT SETTING,
SMALL
>> IT'S THE PERFECT SETTING, SMALL TOWN, SMALL CROWD, SMALL
WALLETS.
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU KNOW ANOTHER GOOD
ABOUT
ABOUT SMALL LITTLE COUNTRY
TOWNS?
SMALL
ABOUT SMALL LITTLE COUNTRY TOWNS? SMALL LITTLE COUNTRY GIRLS.
>>
TOWNS? SMALL LITTLE COUNTRY GIRLS. >> SOMETIMES I WONDER ABOUT YOU,
BUBBA.
>>
>> SOMETIMES I WONDER ABOUT YOU, BUBBA. >> I'M TALKING OVER 18 YEARS
OLD,
BUBBA. >> I'M TALKING OVER 18 YEARS OLD, NOT...CHILDREN.
>>
>> I'M TALKING OVER 18 YEARS OLD, NOT...CHILDREN. >> RENT IS SKYROCKETING RIGHT
NOW,
OLD, NOT...CHILDREN. >> RENT IS SKYROCKETING RIGHT NOW, AND I NEED TO MAINTAIN MY
BUSINESS.
I'M
I'M ON
I'M ON A
I'M ON A BUDGET
I'VE
I'VE GOT
I'VE GOT TO BUY BIG WITH A SMALL
INVESTMENT.
I'VE
I'VE GOT
I'VE GOT BILLS TO
I
I SHOULD'VE BROUGHT MY BRIEFCASE
AND
I SHOULD'VE BROUGHT MY BRIEFCASE AND MY SUIT AND PUT MY HAIR IN
A
I SHOULD'VE BROUGHT MY BRIEFCASE AND MY SUIT AND PUT MY HAIR IN A BUN TODAY, DANG IT.
OH,
AND MY SUIT AND PUT MY HAIR IN A BUN TODAY, DANG IT. OH, WELL, THIS WILL BE TRICKERY.
>>
A BUN TODAY, DANG IT. OH, WELL, THIS WILL BE TRICKERY. >> YOU KNOW, I AM A SOUTHERN
LADY.
I
>> YOU KNOW, I AM A SOUTHERN LADY. I CAN CHARM THE PANTS OFF OF
PEOPLE
LADY. I CAN CHARM THE PANTS OFF OF PEOPLE IN A TOWN LIKE THIS, AND
THAT
I CAN CHARM THE PANTS OFF OF PEOPLE IN A TOWN LIKE THIS, AND THAT SHOULD BE ABLE TO HELP ME
GET
PEOPLE IN A TOWN LIKE THIS, AND THAT SHOULD BE ABLE TO HELP ME GET WHATEVER I WANT TODAY.
WHATEVER
THAT SHOULD BE ABLE TO HELP ME GET WHATEVER I WANT TODAY. WHATEVER IT TAKES, I'M GOING
HOME
GET WHATEVER I WANT TODAY. WHATEVER IT TAKES, I'M GOING HOME WITH THE GOLD.
[Southern
[Southern accent] I OFTEN
ON
ON THE
ON THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS.
>>
>> HEY,
>>
>> HELLO.
>> HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?
>>
>> HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? >> GOOD.
>>
>> HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? >> GOOD. >> IS TODAY, LIKE, NATIONAL
FASHION
>> GOOD. >> IS TODAY, LIKE, NATIONAL FASHION DAY?
WE
>> IS TODAY, LIKE, NATIONAL FASHION DAY? WE GOT WALT WITH THE ROSES, AND
YOU
FASHION DAY? WE GOT WALT WITH THE ROSES, AND YOU WITH WHATEVER YOU GOT GOING
ON.
>>
YOU WITH WHATEVER YOU GOT GOING ON. >> YEAH.
>>
ON. >> YEAH. >> NOBODY TOLD ME.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOBODY TOLD ME. >> SORRY, BUBBA.
YOU'RE
>> NOBODY TOLD ME. >> SORRY, BUBBA. YOU'RE OUT OF THE LOOP.
>>
>> SORRY, BUBBA. YOU'RE OUT OF THE LOOP. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMAN,
YOU'RE OUT OF THE LOOP. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
WE'RE
GENTLEMAN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
NO
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. NO REACHING INSIDE.
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. NO REACHING INSIDE. NO STEPPING INSIDE.
NO
NO REACHING INSIDE. NO STEPPING INSIDE. NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES.
TODAY'S
NO STEPPING INSIDE. NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY
SALE.
PLEASE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
YOU
SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
ARE
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH.
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH. >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO!
>>
>> all: YEAH. >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> YOU'RE SMART BRINGING YOUR
IF
IF I
IF I GET
IF I GET TIRED, CAN I SIT ON
YOUR
>>
[murmuring]
>>
[murmuring] >> IS THAT A SOFA OR LOVESEAT?
>>
[murmuring] >> IS THAT A SOFA OR LOVESEAT? >> IT'S LEATHER, LOOK AT IT.
WHAT
>> IS THAT A SOFA OR LOVESEAT? >> IT'S LEATHER, LOOK AT IT. WHAT IS IT?
>>
>> IT'S LEATHER, LOOK AT IT. WHAT IS IT? >> JUST, LIKE, A PATTERNED
LOVESEAT.
>>
>> JUST, LIKE, A PATTERNED LOVESEAT. >> UH, WE'LL PLAY ON IT.
>>
>> LIKE
>> LIKE A
>> LIKE A CAT PLAYS WITH
MOUSE.
>>
>> CAN
>> CAN I
>> CAN I BORROW YOUR FLASHLIGHT?
>>
>> CAN I BORROW YOUR FLASHLIGHT? >> SURE.
>>
>> CAN I BORROW YOUR FLASHLIGHT? >> SURE. >> THANKS. GOOD COFFEE TABLE.
A
>> SURE. >> THANKS. GOOD COFFEE TABLE. A COUPLE COOL VASES.
I
>> THANKS. GOOD COFFEE TABLE. A COUPLE COOL VASES. I SEE A BUNCH OF PICTURE FRAMES
BACK
A COUPLE COOL VASES. I SEE A BUNCH OF PICTURE FRAMES BACK THERE.
A
I SEE A BUNCH OF PICTURE FRAMES BACK THERE. A LOT OF TREASURES IN HERE.
THANK
BACK THERE. A LOT OF TREASURES IN HERE. THANK YOU.
THANKS
A LOT OF TREASURES IN HERE. THANK YOU. THANKS FOR YOUR FLASHLIGHT.
I'VE
THANK YOU. THANKS FOR YOUR FLASHLIGHT. I'VE SEEN ALL I NEEDED TO SEE.
HEY,
THANKS FOR YOUR FLASHLIGHT. I'VE SEEN ALL I NEEDED TO SEE. HEY, YOUR GOATEE IS LOOKING
REALLY
I'VE SEEN ALL I NEEDED TO SEE. HEY, YOUR GOATEE IS LOOKING REALLY GOOD LATELY.
>>
HEY, YOUR GOATEE IS LOOKING REALLY GOOD LATELY. >> THAT DOESN'T WORK WITH ME,
JENNY--MOVE
REALLY GOOD LATELY. >> THAT DOESN'T WORK WITH ME, JENNY--MOVE ALONG.
>>
>> THAT DOESN'T WORK WITH ME, JENNY--MOVE ALONG. >> I'M SO SHORT, I CAN'T SEE HOW
FAR
JENNY--MOVE ALONG. >> I'M SO SHORT, I CAN'T SEE HOW FAR IT GOES BACK, BUT THERE'S
TWO
>> I'M SO SHORT, I CAN'T SEE HOW FAR IT GOES BACK, BUT THERE'S TWO HUGE COUCHES RIGHT HERE.
THERE'S
FAR IT GOES BACK, BUT THERE'S TWO HUGE COUCHES RIGHT HERE. THERE'S SOME REALLY COOL PAINTED
VASES,
TWO HUGE COUCHES RIGHT HERE. THERE'S SOME REALLY COOL PAINTED VASES, SO HOPEFULLY IT GOES LOW.
SO
THERE'S SOME REALLY COOL PAINTED VASES, SO HOPEFULLY IT GOES LOW. SO I MAY HAVE TO TALK THIS ONE
DOWN--WE'LL
VASES, SO HOPEFULLY IT GOES LOW. SO I MAY HAVE TO TALK THIS ONE DOWN--WE'LL SEE.
SO
SO I MAY HAVE TO TALK THIS ONE DOWN--WE'LL SEE. SO YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE ON A
BUDGET,
DOWN--WE'LL SEE. SO YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE ON A BUDGET, I DON'T THINK THIS ONE
IS
SO YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE ON A BUDGET, I DON'T THINK THIS ONE IS THE ONE TO GET.
>>
BUDGET, I DON'T THINK THIS ONE IS THE ONE TO GET. >> LOOKIE HERE, OLD MARY WORKING
ON
IS THE ONE TO GET. >> LOOKIE HERE, OLD MARY WORKING ON THE NEWBIE.
>>
>> LOOKIE HERE, OLD MARY WORKING ON THE NEWBIE. >> YEAH, SHE IS.
>>
ON THE NEWBIE. >> YEAH, SHE IS. >> TAKING A CHAPTER OUT OF OUR
BOOK
>> YEAH, SHE IS. >> TAKING A CHAPTER OUT OF OUR BOOK THERE.
>>
>> TAKING A CHAPTER OUT OF OUR BOOK THERE. >> WARMS MY HEART.
>>
BOOK THERE. >> WARMS MY HEART. >> YOU AIN'T GOT NO HEART,
BUBBA.
>>
>> YOU AIN'T GOT NO HEART, BUBBA. >> WELL, IT WARMS MY--
>>
BUBBA. >> WELL, IT WARMS MY-- >> INNER THIGHS?
[laughs]
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY
25.
THANK
25. THANK YOU. 50.
NOW
THANK YOU. 50. NOW 75. $100 BILL.
NOW
NOW 75. $100 BILL. NOW 125. 150.
150
NOW 125. 150. 150 NOW 175.
175,
150 NOW 175. 175, 175.
>>
175, 175. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 225, 250...
>>
>> 225, 250... >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> HE SAID YEAH, 275, AND $300.
NOW
>> HE SAID YEAH, 275, AND $300. NOW 300. WILL YOU GIVE 300?
>>
NOW 300. WILL YOU GIVE 300? >> COME ON, BIG BANKS.
>>
>> COME ON, BIG BANKS. >> 300 GOING ONCE, 300 GOING--
>>
>> 300 GOING ONCE, 300 GOING-- >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> I KNEW IT. NOW 325. NOW 350.
>>
>> I KNEW IT. NOW 325. NOW 350. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 350, NOW 375.
NOW
>> 350, NOW 375. NOW 425. 425.
>>
NOW 425. 425. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 425, NOW 450.
SHE
>> 425, NOW 450. SHE SAYS NO AGAIN.
450
SHE SAYS NO AGAIN. 450 GOING ONCE.
>>
450 GOING ONCE. >> COME ON.
>>
>> COME ON. >> 450 GOING TWICE.
>>
>> 450 GOING TWICE. >> OKAY, YEAH.
>>
>> OKAY, YEAH. >> THERE YOU GO. 450.
>>
>> THERE YOU GO. 450. >> NOW 475. THANK YOU.
475.
>> NOW 475. THANK YOU. 475. 475 GOING ONCE.
475
475. 475 GOING ONCE. 475 GOING TWICE.
SOLD
475 GOING TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $450.
>>
SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $450. >> WHOO-HOO.
>>
>> WHOO-HOO. >> THAT'S A STRATEGY BUBBA AND I
LIKE
>> THAT'S A STRATEGY BUBBA AND I LIKE TO CALL HOOK, LINE, AND
SINK
LIKE TO CALL HOOK, LINE, AND SINK HER.
>>
>> THE
>> THE BOYS DEFINITELY TRIED
DROP
DROP THIS
DROP THIS ON ME.
BUT
DROP THIS ON ME. BUT I CAN SEE FURNITURE IN THE
BACK.
THERE
BUT I CAN SEE FURNITURE IN THE BACK. THERE IS GONNA BE A PROFIT OUTTA
>>
>> HEY,
>> HEY, HEY.
>>
>> HEY, HEY. >> WHOA-WHOA!
[murmuring]
>>
>> WHOA-WHOA! [murmuring] >> RICKY, THIS IS PERFECT.
IT'S
[murmuring] >> RICKY, THIS IS PERFECT. IT'S GOT A LITTLE BIT OF OLD
STUFF
>> RICKY, THIS IS PERFECT. IT'S GOT A LITTLE BIT OF OLD STUFF BACK THERE.
>>
IT'S GOT A LITTLE BIT OF OLD STUFF BACK THERE. >> WASHER AND DRYER.
>>
STUFF BACK THERE. >> WASHER AND DRYER. >> WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO STEAL IT,
BUT
>> WASHER AND DRYER. >> WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO STEAL IT, BUT IF NOT, THIS IS SOMETHING WE
CAN
>> WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO STEAL IT, BUT IF NOT, THIS IS SOMETHING WE CAN ROLL TO THE MOON ON
SOMEBODY.
>>
CAN ROLL TO THE MOON ON SOMEBODY. >> THERE'S SOME GREAT PIECES OF
FURNITURE
SOMEBODY. >> THERE'S SOME GREAT PIECES OF FURNITURE IN HERE.
AND
>> THERE'S SOME GREAT PIECES OF FURNITURE IN HERE. AND YOU CAN TELL THIS HAS BEEN
SITTING
FURNITURE IN HERE. AND YOU CAN TELL THIS HAS BEEN SITTING HERE FOREVER BECAUSE OF
ALL
AND YOU CAN TELL THIS HAS BEEN SITTING HERE FOREVER BECAUSE OF ALL THE COBWEBS.
THERE
SITTING HERE FOREVER BECAUSE OF ALL THE COBWEBS. THERE COULD BE SOME GREAT FINDS
IN
ALL THE COBWEBS. THERE COULD BE SOME GREAT FINDS IN HERE.
>>
THERE COULD BE SOME GREAT FINDS IN HERE. >> WHAT DO YOU SEE?
>>
IN HERE. >> WHAT DO YOU SEE? >> YOU WANT ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR
>> WHAT DO YOU SEE? >> YOU WANT ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR ITEMS IN THERE EASY.
>>
>> YOU WANT ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR ITEMS IN THERE EASY. >> SEE, YOU'VE ONLY KNOWN ME 15
MINUTES,
FOUR ITEMS IN THERE EASY. >> SEE, YOU'VE ONLY KNOWN ME 15 MINUTES, AND YOU ALREADY KNOW
WHAT
>> SEE, YOU'VE ONLY KNOWN ME 15 MINUTES, AND YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT I LIKE.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES
GENTLEMAN, SELLING THIS
MISCELLANEOUS
GENTLEMAN, SELLING THIS MISCELLANEOUS LOCKER HERE.
25,
MISCELLANEOUS LOCKER HERE. 25, LET'S DO THIS.
25,
25, LET'S DO THIS. 25, 50.
>>
25, 50. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 75. NOW $100 BILL.
100,
>> NOW 75. NOW $100 BILL. 100, YEAH. NOW 125.
>>
100, YEAH. NOW 125. >> 125.
>>
>> 125. >> 150, NOW 175.
>>
>> 150, NOW 175. >> SHE DON'T GET TO STEAL IT FOR
THAT.
>>
THAT. >> 200 NOW 200. 200 THERE.
NOW
>> 200 NOW 200. 200 THERE. NOW 225. 225. 225, NOW 250.
WILL
NOW 225. 225. 225, NOW 250. WILL YOU GIVE 250?
250
WILL YOU GIVE 250? 250 HERE, GOT IT.
NOW
250 HERE, GOT IT. NOW 275. 275, NOW 300.
>>
NOW 275. 275, NOW 300. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 300 THERE, NOW 325.
325,
>> 300 THERE, NOW 325. 325, NOW 350. 350.
WILL
325, NOW 350. 350. WILL YOU GIVE ME 350?
350,
WILL YOU GIVE ME 350? 350, WILL YOU GIVE ME 350?
GOING
350, WILL YOU GIVE ME 350? GOING ONCE...
>>
GOING ONCE... >> WE BID JENNY OUT.
>>
>> WE BID JENNY OUT. >> 350 GOING TWICE.
SOLD
>> 350 GOING TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $325.
325,
SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $325. 325, MARY.
[light
325, MARY. [light applause]
>>
[light applause] >> THAT WAS A GOOD BUY RIGHT
THERE.
SO
THERE. SO I'M GONNA CHECK IT NOW AND
GET
SO I'M GONNA CHECK IT NOW AND GET BACK SO I CAN TRY AND BUY
MORE.
ALL
MORE. ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT WE
GOT.
I
GOT. I MEAN IT'S CUTE.
I
I MEAN IT'S CUTE. I CAN PROBABLY GET 50 BUCKS.
THIS
I CAN PROBABLY GET 50 BUCKS. THIS LOOKS LIKE A PROFESSIONAL
ONE.
SELL
ONE. SELL THIS, ALONG WITH THE OTHER
ONE,
SELL THIS, ALONG WITH THE OTHER ONE, 50 BUCKS.
THIS
ONE, 50 BUCKS. THIS LITTLE TABLE, SO CUTE.
YOU
THIS LITTLE TABLE, SO CUTE. YOU KNOW, I'LL STRIP IT AND
REFINISH
YOU KNOW, I'LL STRIP IT AND REFINISH IT, PROBABLY 120 BUCKS
IN
REFINISH IT, PROBABLY 120 BUCKS IN THE SHOP.
UM,
IN THE SHOP. UM, I'LL PROBABLY JUST CUT THESE
PARTS
UM, I'LL PROBABLY JUST CUT THESE PARTS OFF AND USE IT AS A SHELF.
40
PARTS OFF AND USE IT AS A SHELF. 40 BUCKS.
THIS
40 BUCKS. THIS PIECE, FANTASTIC.
JUST
THIS PIECE, FANTASTIC. JUST NEEDS A LITTLE FIXING UP,
CLEANING,
JUST NEEDS A LITTLE FIXING UP, CLEANING, 60 BUCKS.
AND
CLEANING, 60 BUCKS. AND THEN WE GOT TO GET THIS
BIG-ASS
AND THEN WE GOT TO GET THIS BIG-ASS POTATO OUT OF HERE.
I
BIG-ASS POTATO OUT OF HERE. I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT
IT'S
I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT'S FOR, WHO WOULD BUY THIS.
IT
IT'S FOR, WHO WOULD BUY THIS. IT SAYS "LOVE SACK." SICK.
I
IT SAYS "LOVE SACK." SICK. I DO NOT WANT TO LIE ON ANYONE'S
LOVE
I DO NOT WANT TO LIE ON ANYONE'S LOVE SACK.
THIS
LOVE SACK. THIS PIECE IS CUTE.
A
THIS PIECE IS CUTE. A LITTLE PAINT JOB.
SELL
A LITTLE PAINT JOB. SELL IT FOR PROBABLY 150 BUCKS.
UM,
SELL IT FOR PROBABLY 150 BUCKS. UM, LET'S SEE, WHAT'S THIS?
>>
>> OOH,
>> OOH, JEWELS!
OH,
>> OOH, JEWELS! OH, MY GOD, PLEASE BE DIAMONDS.
OH,
OH, ALL
OH, ALL THIS STUFF LOOKS
COSTUME
COSTUME JEWELRY, UNFORTUNATELY.
THIS
COSTUME JEWELRY, UNFORTUNATELY. THIS THING...IT'S HEAVY AS HELL.
OKAY.
ALL
THIS THING...IT'S HEAVY AS HELL. OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
IT
OKAY. ALL RIGHT. IT SAYS "COFFEE" RIGHT HERE.
AND
ALL RIGHT. IT SAYS "COFFEE" RIGHT HERE. AND THEN YOU, I GUESS, PUT THE
COFFEE
IT SAYS "COFFEE" RIGHT HERE. AND THEN YOU, I GUESS, PUT THE COFFEE BEANS IN HERE, AND THEN
IT
AND THEN YOU, I GUESS, PUT THE COFFEE BEANS IN HERE, AND THEN IT CUTS THEM.
SO
COFFEE BEANS IN HERE, AND THEN IT CUTS THEM. SO THIS IS LIKE AN OLD SCHOOL
GRINDER.
YOU
SO THIS IS LIKE AN OLD SCHOOL GRINDER. YOU KNOW, I THINK I SHOULD GO
GET
GRINDER. YOU KNOW, I THINK I SHOULD GO GET THIS CHECKED OUT.
IT
YOU KNOW, I THINK I SHOULD GO GET THIS CHECKED OUT. IT COULD BE WORTH A LOT OF
MONEY.
SO
SO THESE
SO THESE TVS, NOT
ANYTHING.
THIS
ANYTHING. THIS BACK PIECE, 100 BUCKS,
MAYBE.
THE
MAYBE. THE WASHER AND DRYER, THE SET,
100
THE WASHER AND DRYER, THE SET, 100 BUCKS.
THE
100 BUCKS. THE DRESSER, MAYBE 50 BUCKS, AND
I
THE DRESSER, MAYBE 50 BUCKS, AND I THINK THAT'S ABOUT IT WITH THE
FURNITURE.
SO--SO
FURNITURE. SO--SO FAR, I'VE MADE A PROFIT.
AND
AND I
AND I HAVE THIS COFFEE
TO
TO GET
TO GET LOOKED AT.
I
TO GET LOOKED AT. I THINK I CAN PLAY A LITTLE BIT
MORE
TO GET LOOKED AT. I THINK I CAN PLAY A LITTLE BIT MORE AT THIS AUCTION.
HEH,
I THINK I CAN PLAY A LITTLE BIT MORE AT THIS AUCTION. HEH, HEH, HEH.
>>
MORE AT THIS AUCTION. HEH, HEH, HEH. >> HEY, HEY.
>>
HEH, HEH, HEH. >> HEY, HEY. >> all: OH!
[chattering]
>>
>> all: OH! [chattering] >> HEY, WHO GOES GOLFING?
RICH
[chattering] >> HEY, WHO GOES GOLFING? RICH PEOPLE.
TWO
>> HEY, WHO GOES GOLFING? RICH PEOPLE. TWO SETS OF GOLF CLUBS IN THE
BACK.
>>
TWO SETS OF GOLF CLUBS IN THE BACK. >> EXACTLY.
>>
BACK. >> EXACTLY. >> WE'RE ALL OVER THIS ONE.
>>
>> EXACTLY. >> WE'RE ALL OVER THIS ONE. >> THIS WOOD PIECE RIGHT HERE IS
FANTASTIC,
>> WE'RE ALL OVER THIS ONE. >> THIS WOOD PIECE RIGHT HERE IS FANTASTIC, WITH THE PLANKS.
THIS
>> THIS WOOD PIECE RIGHT HERE IS FANTASTIC, WITH THE PLANKS. THIS TABLE RIGHT HERE, THAT'S AN
ANTIQUE.
THAT
THIS TABLE RIGHT HERE, THAT'S AN ANTIQUE. THAT IS GONNA GO FOR A LOT.
WAY
ANTIQUE. THAT IS GONNA GO FOR A LOT. WAY MORE THAN I CAN SPEND.
>>
THAT IS GONNA GO FOR A LOT. WAY MORE THAN I CAN SPEND. >> OH, GOD, THIS IS SO GOOD.
FURNITURE
WAY MORE THAN I CAN SPEND. >> OH, GOD, THIS IS SO GOOD. FURNITURE LOCKER.
BOOKSHELF
>> OH, GOD, THIS IS SO GOOD. FURNITURE LOCKER. BOOKSHELF RIGHT HERE.
DINING
FURNITURE LOCKER. BOOKSHELF RIGHT HERE. DINING TABLE, CHAIRS, CABINETS,
DRESSERS,
BOOKSHELF RIGHT HERE. DINING TABLE, CHAIRS, CABINETS, DRESSERS, CHESTS.
I
DINING TABLE, CHAIRS, CABINETS, DRESSERS, CHESTS. I WANT THIS LOCKER MORE THAN I
WANTED
DRESSERS, CHESTS. I WANT THIS LOCKER MORE THAN I WANTED TO BE PROM QUEEN.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
SELL
SELL THIS
SELL THIS BIG OLD FURNITURE
LOCKER.
$25.
LOCKER. $25. NOW 25, 50.
75
$25. NOW 25, 50. 75 AND 100.
125,
75 AND 100. 125, 125, 150.
>>
125, 125, 150. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 150, 175, AND 200.
>>
>> 150, 175, AND 200. >> 200.
>>
>> 200. >> I GOT 200, NOW 225, 250.
>>
>> I GOT 200, NOW 225, 250. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 250, NOW 275.
>>
>> 250, NOW 275. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 275, NOW 300, NOW 325.
>>
>> 275, NOW 300, NOW 325. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 325. NOW 350 IN THE BACK.
>>
>> 325. NOW 350 IN THE BACK. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 375. NOW 400.
>>
>> NOW 375. NOW 400. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 400, NOW 425. 425.
NOW
>> 400, NOW 425. 425. NOW WE GOT 450.
>>
NOW WE GOT 450. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 600 THERE. HE GAVE 600.
NOW
>> NOW 600 THERE. HE GAVE 600. NOW 625. 625, NOW 650.
>>
NOW 625. 625, NOW 650. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 650. 675. NOW 700.
>>
>> 650. 675. NOW 700. >> 700!
>>
>> 700! >> NOW 725. 725...
>>
>> NOW 725. 725... >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 750. 750.
750.
>> NOW 750. 750. 750. Y'ALL GONNA MAKE THIS EASY.
750.
750. Y'ALL GONNA MAKE THIS EASY. 750. 750 GOING ONCE.
750
750. 750 GOING ONCE. 750 GOING TWICE.
SOLD
750 GOING TWICE. SOLD IT, $725 RIGHT HERE.
$725.
[light
$725. [light applause]
>>
[light applause] >> NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A SHORT,
FAT
>> NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A SHORT, FAT MAN.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES
GENTLEMAN, THANK YOU FOR COMING
OUT
GENTLEMAN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION.
UNTIL
GENTLEMAN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN.
>>
OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN. >> LET'S SEE IF TURNING ON THE
CHARM
UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN. >> LET'S SEE IF TURNING ON THE CHARM WORKED.
ALL
ALL RIGHT, LET'S
GOT
GOT IT.
LOOKS
GOT IT. LOOKS LIKE A PAIR OF LAMPS.
THESE
LOOKS LIKE A PAIR OF LAMPS. THESE ARE GREAT.
I
THESE ARE GREAT. I THINK THAT'S A $75 PAIR OF
LAMPS
I THINK THAT'S A $75 PAIR OF LAMPS RIGHT THERE.
THIS
LAMPS RIGHT THERE. THIS IS A SET TOO.
THESE
THIS IS A SET TOO. THESE ARE COOL.
I
THESE ARE COOL. I CAN GET 20 FOR THIS PAIR.
OH,
I CAN GET 20 FOR THIS PAIR. OH, MY GOD.
THIS
OH, MY GOD. THIS IS NOT A SOFA.
THIS
THIS IS NOT A SOFA. THIS IS A BED.
THAT'S
THIS IS A BED. THAT'S THE FOOTBOARD, AND THEN
HERE'S
THAT'S THE FOOTBOARD, AND THEN HERE'S THE HEADBOARD.
THIS
HERE'S THE HEADBOARD. THIS IS, FOR SURE, A $300 BED.
THIS...GOOD
THIS IS, FOR SURE, A $300 BED. THIS...GOOD COFFEE TABLE.
SELL
THIS...GOOD COFFEE TABLE. SELL IT FOR $200.
ALL
SELL IT FOR $200. ALL RIGHT, THIS COUCH IS A TOTAL
BUMMER.
THIS
BUMMER. THIS FABRIC SCREAMS OUTDATED.
UGH,
THIS FABRIC SCREAMS OUTDATED. UGH, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
LOOKS
UGH, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE. LOOKS LIKE THERE MIGHT BE GOOD
FURNITURE
LOOKS LIKE THERE MIGHT BE GOOD FURNITURE HIDING BEHIND IT,
THOUGH.
MAYBE
THOUGH. MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY PUT THE
SOFAS
MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY PUT THE SOFAS IN THE FRONT.
UNH!
YES.
GO.
THESE
GO. THESE COUCHES WILL TAKE A LOT OF
TIME
THESE COUCHES WILL TAKE A LOT OF TIME AND MONEY TO FIX AND MAKE
THEM
TIME AND MONEY TO FIX AND MAKE THEM SELLABLE.
DONATE.
OH,
DONATE. OH, THIS ONE SOUNDS BREAKABLE.
I
OH, THIS ONE SOUNDS BREAKABLE. I MEAN, THESE PEOPLE HAD STYLE.
WE
I MEAN, THESE PEOPLE HAD STYLE. WE JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE SAME
STYLE.
CUTE
STYLE. CUTE LITTLE CLOCK--$10 ITEM.
THEN
CUTE LITTLE CLOCK--$10 ITEM. THEN WE HAVE--OH, MY GOD, WHAT
IS
THEN WE HAVE--OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS THIS?
THIS
IS THIS? THIS IS COOL.
I
THIS IS COOL. I THINK THIS IS BRASS.
KIND
I THINK THIS IS BRASS. KIND OF HEAVY.
COOL,
KIND OF HEAVY. COOL, INTRICATE, HAND-PAINTED
DESIGN.
OH,
DESIGN. OH, MY GOD.
THERE'S
OH, MY GOD. THERE'S A TOTALLY NAKED LADY
INSIDE.
LOOK
INSIDE. LOOK AT HER BOOBS.
WELL,
LOOK AT HER BOOBS. WELL, SEX SELLS.
THIS
WELL, SEX SELLS. THIS COULD BE WORTH A LOT.
THIS
THIS COULD BE WORTH A LOT. THIS I'M TAKING TO GET CHECKED
OUT,
THIS I'M TAKING TO GET CHECKED OUT, FOR SURE.
IT'S
OUT, FOR SURE. IT'S COMING WITH ME.
YES.
A
YES. A PAIR OF SIDE TABLES.
PAINT
A PAIR OF SIDE TABLES. PAINT THESE THE SAME WAY AS THE
COFFEE
PAINT THESE THE SAME WAY AS THE COFFEE TABLE, FIX THEM UP.
THAT'S
COFFEE TABLE, FIX THEM UP. THAT'S ANOTHER $100.
GREAT
THAT'S ANOTHER $100. GREAT END TABLE.
PROBABLY
GREAT END TABLE. PROBABLY A $75 TABLE WHEN I'M
DONE
PROBABLY A $75 TABLE WHEN I'M DONE WITH IT.
AND
DONE WITH IT. AND IT'S GOT THE MATCHING
DRESSER.
THIS
DRESSER. THIS WILL BE A $200 DRESSER
AFTER
THIS WILL BE A $200 DRESSER AFTER I FIX IT UP.
I'VE
AFTER I FIX IT UP. I'VE DOUBLED MY MONEY, AND I
STILL
I'VE DOUBLED MY MONEY, AND I STILL NEED TO GET MY NAKED MUMMY
LADY
STILL NEED TO GET MY NAKED MUMMY LADY THING APPRAISED.
SHE'S
SHE'S COMING WITH ME, AND
GONNA
GONNA CALL JOSE TO HELP ME WITH
THE
GONNA CALL JOSE TO HELP ME WITH THE REST.
>>
GONNA CALL JOSE TO HELP ME WITH THE REST. >> OH, YEAH.
OUR
THE REST. >> OH, YEAH. OUR PLAN COULDN'T HAVE GONE ANY
BETTER.
EVERYONE
EVERYONE SPENT THEIR
EARLY
EARLY AND
EARLY AND LEFT US WITH THE BEST
LOCKER
EARLY AND LEFT US WITH THE BEST LOCKER OF THE DAY.
>>
LOCKER OF THE DAY. >> BE CAUTIOUS, YOUNG MAN.
>>
>> BE CAUTIOUS, YOUNG MAN. >> OH, HELL YEAH.
>>
>> OH, HELL YEAH. >> THEY DON'T SMELL TOO BAD.
>>
>> THEY DON'T SMELL TOO BAD. >> I DON'T EVEN SMELL ANYTHING.
>>
>> I DON'T EVEN SMELL ANYTHING. >> GOOD DEAL.
>>
>> GOOD DEAL. >> THERE'S 300 BUCKS.
HERE'S
>> THERE'S 300 BUCKS. HERE'S A LITTLE GIRL'S BOX.
>>
HERE'S A LITTLE GIRL'S BOX. >> SHAKE THOSE.
OH,
>> SHAKE THOSE. OH, WAIT. LET ME HEAR IT.
[tinny
OH, WAIT. LET ME HEAR IT. [tinny music plays]
>>
[tinny music plays] >> IT'S GOOD RHYTHM, HEY?
>>
>> IT'S GOOD RHYTHM, HEY? >> NO.
>>
>> NO. >> [laughing]
>>
>> [laughing] >> OH, BARBIES.
THERE'S
>> OH, BARBIES. THERE'S ABOUT 50 BUCKS IN THAT
BOX.
>>
BOX. >> THERE YOU GO.
>>
>> THERE YOU GO. >> OH, THAT'S PRETTY NICE,
RIGHT?
>>
RIGHT? >> YEAH. 40 BUCKS.
WATCH
>> YEAH. 40 BUCKS. WATCH YOUR HEAD. GO DOWN.
OH,
WATCH YOUR HEAD. GO DOWN. OH, MAN, THAT IS MICROFIBER AT
ITS
OH, MAN, THAT IS MICROFIBER AT ITS BEST.
WHAT
ITS BEST. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
>>
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? >> 300.
>>
>> 300. >> OKAY, SO WE GOT A TABLE AND
SIX
>> OKAY, SO WE GOT A TABLE AND SIX CHAIRS, COUNTING THOSE.
SO
SIX CHAIRS, COUNTING THOSE. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> ANOTHER 300.
>>
>> ANOTHER 300. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> NICE LITTLE SOLID WOOD DESK,
100
>> NICE LITTLE SOLID WOOD DESK, 100 BUCKS.
>>
100 BUCKS. >> RICKY, WHAT IN THE HELL IS
THIS
>> RICKY, WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS THING?
>>
THIS THING? >> I HAVE NO IDEA.
>>
>> I HAVE NO IDEA. >> IT'S LIKE A
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT IS
>>
>> PLASTIC.
>>
>> PLASTIC. >> [chuckles]
I
I KNOW
I KNOW WHAT THIS
NO,
NO, WAIT
NO, WAIT A SECOND, MAYBE I
DON'T.
UH,
NO, WAIT A SECOND, MAYBE I DON'T. UH, IT'S A GOLF--
>>
DON'T. UH, IT'S A GOLF-- >> PUTTING THINGAMAJIG.
>>
UH, IT'S A GOLF-- >> PUTTING THINGAMAJIG. >> YEAH, PUTTING GREEN.
RIGHT?
>>
>> YEAH, PUTTING GREEN. RIGHT? >> I GUESS.
OH,
RIGHT? >> I GUESS. OH, GOLFING CLUBS.
>>
>> I GUESS. OH, GOLFING CLUBS. >> YOU GET THE LADIES' SET.
>>
OH, GOLFING CLUBS. >> YOU GET THE LADIES' SET. >> OH, HELL YEAH.
>>
>> YOU GET THE LADIES' SET. >> OH, HELL YEAH. >> LOAD THESE UP.
I'D
I'D SAY
I'D SAY ABOUT 40 A
>>
>> HELL,
>> HELL, IT'S WORTH THAT TO ME
TO
>> HELL, IT'S WORTH THAT TO ME TO JUST DRIVE ROCKS WITH THEM.
>>
TO JUST DRIVE ROCKS WITH THEM. >> HOLD YOUR HORSES.
I
>> HOLD YOUR HORSES. I FOUND THE GREEN.
>>
I FOUND THE GREEN. >> OH, WELL, GOOD.
OH,
>> OH, WELL, GOOD. OH, THAT'S THE EXECUTIVE OFFICE
PUTTING
OH, THAT'S THE EXECUTIVE OFFICE PUTTING GREEN.
>>
PUTTING GREEN. >> WHAT'S THAT WORTH?
YOU'RE
>> WHAT'S THAT WORTH? YOU'RE THE GOLFING MAN.
I
YOU'RE THE GOLFING MAN. I DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT GOLF.
>>
I DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT GOLF. >> I JUST GO GOLFING TO DRINK
BEER.
>>
BEER. >> IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA
HAVE
>> IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO ROLL ON OVER TO A
PUTT-PUTT
HAVE TO ROLL ON OVER TO A PUTT-PUTT PLACE AND GET THIS
CHECKED
PUTT-PUTT PLACE AND GET THIS CHECKED OUT.
>>
>> I
>> I LOVE
>> I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN
TOGETHER.
>>
TOGETHER. >> IT DID.
LET'S
TOGETHER. >> IT DID. LET'S GO HAVE SOME BEERS, MAN.
>>
>> IT DID. LET'S GO HAVE SOME BEERS, MAN. >> NOW YOU'RE TALKING
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M HOPING THIS
GRINDER
GRINDER IS A REAL
SO
SO I'M
SO I'M TAKING IT TO TEXAS COFFEE
GRINDERS
SO I'M TAKING IT TO TEXAS COFFEE GRINDERS TO HAVE THEM LOOK AT
HEY,
SO I'M TAKING IT TO TEXAS COFFEE GRINDERS TO HAVE THEM LOOK AT HEY, ARE YOU R.C.?
>>
GRINDERS TO HAVE THEM LOOK AT HEY, ARE YOU R.C.? >> YEAH.
OH,
HEY, ARE YOU R.C.? >> YEAH. OH, MAN, THIS IS HEAVY.
HUH.
>>
OH, MAN, THIS IS HEAVY. HUH. >> PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE
BROUGHT
HUH. >> PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT THIS IN, BUT, YOU KNOW.
[chuckles]
>>
BROUGHT THIS IN, BUT, YOU KNOW. [chuckles] >> OH, YEAH, ONE OF THOSE, HA.
LET'S
[chuckles] >> OH, YEAH, ONE OF THOSE, HA. LET'S SEE IF WE CAN'T TAKE THIS
AND
>> OH, YEAH, ONE OF THOSE, HA. LET'S SEE IF WE CAN'T TAKE THIS AND SET IT DOWN OVER HERE FOR
A
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN'T TAKE THIS AND SET IT DOWN OVER HERE FOR A WHILE.
YEAH,
AND SET IT DOWN OVER HERE FOR A WHILE. YEAH, THIS IS A REALLY NICE
LOOKING
A WHILE. YEAH, THIS IS A REALLY NICE LOOKING PIECE.
THIS
YEAH, THIS IS A REALLY NICE LOOKING PIECE. THIS IS AN ENTERPRISE.
THEY
LOOKING PIECE. THIS IS AN ENTERPRISE. THEY WERE THE MOST POPULAR,
WELL-MADE
THIS IS AN ENTERPRISE. THEY WERE THE MOST POPULAR, WELL-MADE GRINDERS FROM THE
LATE
THEY WERE THE MOST POPULAR, WELL-MADE GRINDERS FROM THE LATE 1800s.
THIS
WELL-MADE GRINDERS FROM THE LATE 1800s. THIS IS WHERE YOU PUT THE BEANS.
JUST
LATE 1800s. THIS IS WHERE YOU PUT THE BEANS. JUST PUT A LITTLE BIT OF COFFEE
IN
THIS IS WHERE YOU PUT THE BEANS. JUST PUT A LITTLE BIT OF COFFEE IN HERE, AND IF YOU'LL TURN THE
WHEEL--
>>
IN HERE, AND IF YOU'LL TURN THE WHEEL-- >> THAT'S HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.
SHOULD
WHEEL-- >> THAT'S HARDER THAN I THOUGHT. SHOULD WE PUT, LIKE, SOME
WD-40
>> THAT'S HARDER THAN I THOUGHT. SHOULD WE PUT, LIKE, SOME WD-40 IN THERE?
>>
SHOULD WE PUT, LIKE, SOME WD-40 IN THERE? >> GIVE IT A LITTLE BIT OF A
PUSH--UH-HUH.
OKAY,
>> GIVE IT A LITTLE BIT OF A PUSH--UH-HUH. OKAY, THERE IT IS.
SO
PUSH--UH-HUH. OKAY, THERE IT IS. SO PULL THAT OUT.
>>
OKAY, THERE IT IS. SO PULL THAT OUT. >> WOW.
>>
SO PULL THAT OUT. >> WOW. >> GO AHEAD AND PUT SOME OUT ON
THIS
>> WOW. >> GO AHEAD AND PUT SOME OUT ON THIS TABLE, AND WE'LL SEE HOW
FINE
>> GO AHEAD AND PUT SOME OUT ON THIS TABLE, AND WE'LL SEE HOW FINE IT IS.
AND
THIS TABLE, AND WE'LL SEE HOW FINE IT IS. AND YOU KNOW, AND THAT'S
ACTUALLY
FINE IT IS. AND YOU KNOW, AND THAT'S ACTUALLY A PRETTY GOOD GRIND
RIGHT
AND YOU KNOW, AND THAT'S ACTUALLY A PRETTY GOOD GRIND RIGHT THERE.
YOU
ACTUALLY A PRETTY GOOD GRIND RIGHT THERE. YOU COULD DO THAT FOR A FRENCH
PRESS.
YOU
YOU COULD DO THAT FOR A FRENCH PRESS. YOU COULD PROBABLY GET IT
ADJUSTED
PRESS. YOU COULD PROBABLY GET IT ADJUSTED A LITTLE FINER AND USE
IT
YOU COULD PROBABLY GET IT ADJUSTED A LITTLE FINER AND USE IT FOR DRIP COFFEE.
WHAT
ADJUSTED A LITTLE FINER AND USE IT FOR DRIP COFFEE. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DRINK?
>>
IT FOR DRIP COFFEE. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DRINK? >> WELL, LATTE IS MY CUP OF TEA,
OR
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DRINK? >> WELL, LATTE IS MY CUP OF TEA, OR COFFEE.
I
>> WELL, LATTE IS MY CUP OF TEA, OR COFFEE. I HAVE AN IDEA BREWING.
HOW
OR COFFEE. I HAVE AN IDEA BREWING. HOW MUCH IS THIS THING WORTH?
>>
>> WELL--SO IT'S AN
TURN
TURN OF
TURN OF THE CENTURY, ORIGINAL
PAINT--
>>
PAINT-- >> LOTS OF CHECK MARKS.
>>
>> LOTS OF CHECK MARKS. >> YES.
UH,
>> YES. UH, I THINK THAT 550 MIGHT BE A
GOOD
UH, I THINK THAT 550 MIGHT BE A GOOD PRICE FOR THIS.
>>
GOOD PRICE FOR THIS. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> AND YOU'VE GOT COFFEE TO
START
>> AND YOU'VE GOT COFFEE TO START DRINKING RIGHT NOW.
>>
START DRINKING RIGHT NOW. >> EXACTLY.
I'M
>> EXACTLY. I'M GONNA GO MAKE MYSELF A CUP
RIGHT
I'M GONNA GO MAKE MYSELF A CUP RIGHT NOW.
WELL,
RIGHT NOW. WELL, I CAN DEFINITELY GRIND
AWAY
WELL, I CAN DEFINITELY GRIND AWAY AT MY MONTHLY BILLS NOW.
I'LL
I'LL BE
I'LL BE BACK FOR SOME
COFFEE.
>>
COFFEE. >> IT'S HEAVY.
>>
COFFEE. >> IT'S HEAVY. >> IT'S ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT IT.
[laughs]
I
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M TAKING MY NAKED LADY
GET
GET CHECKED OUT AT DECORATORS
ANONYMOUS.
IT'S
IT'S A
IT'S A STORE, NOT A
GROUP.
>>
GROUP. >> IT'S A VERY, VERY INTERESTING
PIECE.
IT'S
>> IT'S A VERY, VERY INTERESTING PIECE. IT'S A BRONZE SCULPTURE.
JUST
PIECE. IT'S A BRONZE SCULPTURE. JUST THE STYLING OF IT IS EARLY
DECO,
IT'S A BRONZE SCULPTURE. JUST THE STYLING OF IT IS EARLY DECO, PROBABLY RIGHT AROUND
1920.
AND
DECO, PROBABLY RIGHT AROUND 1920. AND IT'S A VIENNA BRONZE.
IT'S
1920. AND IT'S A VIENNA BRONZE. IT'S VERY CHARACTERISTIC FOR
VIENNA
AND IT'S A VIENNA BRONZE. IT'S VERY CHARACTERISTIC FOR VIENNA BRONZES TO BE PAINTED.
>>
IT'S VERY CHARACTERISTIC FOR VIENNA BRONZES TO BE PAINTED. >> OH, WELL, WAIT TILL YOU SEE
WHAT'S
VIENNA BRONZES TO BE PAINTED. >> OH, WELL, WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT'S INSIDE.
>>
>> OH, WELL, WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT'S INSIDE. >> LET'S LOOK NOW.
>>
WHAT'S INSIDE. >> LET'S LOOK NOW. >> YOU'RE GONNA BE SURPRISED.
>>
>> LET'S LOOK NOW. >> YOU'RE GONNA BE SURPRISED. >> YES, YES, VERY NICE.
>>
>> YOU'RE GONNA BE SURPRISED. >> YES, YES, VERY NICE. >> YOU KNEW THERE WAS GONNA BE A
NAKED
>> YES, YES, VERY NICE. >> YOU KNEW THERE WAS GONNA BE A NAKED LADY INSIDE?
>>
>> YOU KNEW THERE WAS GONNA BE A NAKED LADY INSIDE? >> YES, YES.
THIS
NAKED LADY INSIDE? >> YES, YES. THIS IS CHARACTERISTIC OF FRANZ
BERGMAN.
IT'S
THIS IS CHARACTERISTIC OF FRANZ BERGMAN. IT'S AN AUSTRIAN FOUNDRY THAT
MADE
BERGMAN. IT'S AN AUSTRIAN FOUNDRY THAT MADE MANY TYPES OF EROTIC
BONZES.
>>
MADE MANY TYPES OF EROTIC BONZES. >> OKAY.
SHE'S
BONZES. >> OKAY. SHE'S LIKE A SAUCY LITTLE MINX.
>>
>> OKAY. SHE'S LIKE A SAUCY LITTLE MINX. >> UM, THIS IS KIND OF SOFT
EROTIC.
THEY'VE
>> UM, THIS IS KIND OF SOFT EROTIC. THEY'VE ALSO MADE SOME MORE
ACTION-ORIENTED
EROTIC. THEY'VE ALSO MADE SOME MORE ACTION-ORIENTED BRONZES TOO.
>>
THEY'VE ALSO MADE SOME MORE ACTION-ORIENTED BRONZES TOO. >> OH, REALLY?
SO
ACTION-ORIENTED BRONZES TOO. >> OH, REALLY? SO THERE'S BEEN, LIKE, TRIPLE X,
BUT
>> OH, REALLY? SO THERE'S BEEN, LIKE, TRIPLE X, BUT THIS IS THE SOFT PORN?
>>
SO THERE'S BEEN, LIKE, TRIPLE X, BUT THIS IS THE SOFT PORN? >> YES. YES. YES.
I'VE
BUT THIS IS THE SOFT PORN? >> YES. YES. YES. I'VE ALSO SEEN, WHEN THEY DO
ANIMAL
>> YES. YES. YES. I'VE ALSO SEEN, WHEN THEY DO ANIMAL SCULPTURES, THAT THEY
HUMANIZE
I'VE ALSO SEEN, WHEN THEY DO ANIMAL SCULPTURES, THAT THEY HUMANIZE IN VARIOUS DIFFERENT
WAYS.
>>
HUMANIZE IN VARIOUS DIFFERENT WAYS. >> THERE'S A NAME FOR THAT,
RIGHT?
>>
>> THERE'S A NAME FOR THAT, RIGHT? >> YEAH, YEAH.
>>
RIGHT? >> YEAH, YEAH. >> BESTIALITY OR SOMETHING?
>>
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> BESTIALITY OR SOMETHING? >> I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
>>
>> BESTIALITY OR SOMETHING? >> I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. >> HUH, AUSTRIANS ARE KIND OF
KINKY.
IS
>> HUH, AUSTRIANS ARE KIND OF KINKY. IS THERE A WAY--A SIGNATURE
OR
KINKY. IS THERE A WAY--A SIGNATURE OR SOMETHING TO TELL THAT IT'S
AN
IS THERE A WAY--A SIGNATURE OR SOMETHING TO TELL THAT IT'S AN AUTHENTIC?
>>
OR SOMETHING TO TELL THAT IT'S AN AUTHENTIC? >> YES, THERE IS.
LOOK
AN AUTHENTIC? >> YES, THERE IS. LOOK ON THE BACK.
WHAT
>> YES, THERE IS. LOOK ON THE BACK. WHAT THEY DID, IS THEY SIGNED IT
"NAMGREB."
>>
WHAT THEY DID, IS THEY SIGNED IT "NAMGREB." >> OKAY.
>>
"NAMGREB." >> OKAY. >> AND NAMGREB IS BERGMAN
SPELLED
>> OKAY. >> AND NAMGREB IS BERGMAN SPELLED BACKWARDS, AND THAT IS
THE
>> AND NAMGREB IS BERGMAN SPELLED BACKWARDS, AND THAT IS THE FOUNDRY MARK FOR THE BERGMAN
FOUNDRY.
>>
>> OH,
>> OH, SO
>> OH, SO HOW VALUABLE IS
>>
>> I
>> I WOULD PUT AN AUCTION VALUE
SOMEWHERE
>> I WOULD PUT AN AUCTION VALUE SOMEWHERE AROUND $3,000.
>>
SOMEWHERE AROUND $3,000. >> WHAT?
>>
>> WHAT? >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> [Southern accent] OH. MY GOD.
THIS
THIS IS
THIS IS PROBABLY THE
VALUABLE
VALUABLE THING I HAVE EVER
FOUND.
OH!
THANK
FOUND. OH! THANK YOU.
>>
OH! THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>>
THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> HAVE A GOOD DAY.
>>
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> HAVE A GOOD DAY. >> PLEASE COME BACK SOON.
>>
>> HAVE A GOOD DAY. >> PLEASE COME BACK SOON. >> OH, I WILL.
I
>> PLEASE COME BACK SOON. >> OH, I WILL. I MIGHT BE ABLE TO AFFORD
SOMETHING
>>
>> BUBBA
>> BUBBA AND I ARE AT A
PUTT-PUTT
>> BUBBA AND I ARE AT A PUTT-PUTT COURSE TO SEE IF OUR
PRACTICE
>> BUBBA AND I ARE AT A PUTT-PUTT COURSE TO SEE IF OUR PRACTICE GREEN IS GONNA BE A
HOLE
PUTT-PUTT COURSE TO SEE IF OUR PRACTICE GREEN IS GONNA BE A HOLE IN ONE.
>>
PRACTICE GREEN IS GONNA BE A HOLE IN ONE. >> DUDE, I LOVE PUTT-PUTT.
I'M,
HOLE IN ONE. >> DUDE, I LOVE PUTT-PUTT. I'M, LIKE, A GOD AT PUTT-PUTT.
>>
>> DUDE, I LOVE PUTT-PUTT. I'M, LIKE, A GOD AT PUTT-PUTT. >> HI, GUYS.
>>
I'M, LIKE, A GOD AT PUTT-PUTT. >> HI, GUYS. >> HOW YOU DOING? YOU BRIAN?
>>
>> HI, GUYS. >> HOW YOU DOING? YOU BRIAN? >> I AM BRIAN.
BUBBA
>> HOW YOU DOING? YOU BRIAN? >> I AM BRIAN. BUBBA AND RICKY I'M GUESSING.
>>
>> I AM BRIAN. BUBBA AND RICKY I'M GUESSING. >> I'M THE BUBBA.
>>
BUBBA AND RICKY I'M GUESSING. >> I'M THE BUBBA. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU.
YOU'RE
>> I'M THE BUBBA. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU. YOU'RE THE BUBBA.
>>
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU. YOU'RE THE BUBBA. >> I'M RICKY.
>>
YOU'RE THE BUBBA. >> I'M RICKY. >> I MIGHT HAVE GUESSED THAT.
>>
>> I'M RICKY. >> I MIGHT HAVE GUESSED THAT. >> WELL, LET'S LAY IT OUT AND
PIECE
>> I MIGHT HAVE GUESSED THAT. >> WELL, LET'S LAY IT OUT AND PIECE HER TOGETHER, SEE WHAT
WE
>> WELL, LET'S LAY IT OUT AND PIECE HER TOGETHER, SEE WHAT WE GOT.
>>
PIECE HER TOGETHER, SEE WHAT WE GOT. >> THERE YOU GO.
>>
WE GOT. >> THERE YOU GO. >> RICKY, YOU'RE DOING A GREAT
JOB,
>> THERE YOU GO. >> RICKY, YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB, MAN.
>>
>> RICKY, YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB, MAN. >> I'M HOLDING HER.
>>
JOB, MAN. >> I'M HOLDING HER. >> HE IS A HELPER, ISN'T HE?
>>
>> I'M HOLDING HER. >> HE IS A HELPER, ISN'T HE? >> IT'S A FOUR-HOLER.
>>
>> HE IS A HELPER, ISN'T HE? >> IT'S A FOUR-HOLER. >> OH, WELL--
>>
>> IT'S A FOUR-HOLER. >> OH, WELL-- >> GOD BLESS HER.
>>
>> OH, WELL-- >> GOD BLESS HER. >> IT'S GOT A LITTLE DIRT DOWN
HERE
>> GOD BLESS HER. >> IT'S GOT A LITTLE DIRT DOWN HERE ON THIS END, BUT IF YOU
GOT
>> IT'S GOT A LITTLE DIRT DOWN HERE ON THIS END, BUT IF YOU GOT A POWER WASHER, YOU CAN
WASH
HERE ON THIS END, BUT IF YOU GOT A POWER WASHER, YOU CAN WASH THAT RIGHT OUT.
>>
GOT A POWER WASHER, YOU CAN WASH THAT RIGHT OUT. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
WASH THAT RIGHT OUT. >> ALL RIGHT. >> WE'RE ALMOST FINISHED.
PUT
>> ALL RIGHT. >> WE'RE ALMOST FINISHED. PUT THAT ON THERE.
>>
>> WE'RE ALMOST FINISHED. PUT THAT ON THERE. >> THAT'S THE BRAND IT IS?
>>
PUT THAT ON THERE. >> THAT'S THE BRAND IT IS? >> YEAH, THAT'S THE BRAND.
IT'S
>> THAT'S THE BRAND IT IS? >> YEAH, THAT'S THE BRAND. IT'S A TOUR LINKS BRAND.
THIS
>> YEAH, THAT'S THE BRAND. IT'S A TOUR LINKS BRAND. THIS IS A TOP-NOTCH PIECE.
BOTH
IT'S A TOUR LINKS BRAND. THIS IS A TOP-NOTCH PIECE. BOTH OF YOU GUYS, AS BIG AS YOU
ARE,
THIS IS A TOP-NOTCH PIECE. BOTH OF YOU GUYS, AS BIG AS YOU ARE, YOU CAN WALK UP AND DOWN ON
THIS
BOTH OF YOU GUYS, AS BIG AS YOU ARE, YOU CAN WALK UP AND DOWN ON THIS AND IT'S NOT GONNA BREAK.
ALL
ARE, YOU CAN WALK UP AND DOWN ON THIS AND IT'S NOT GONNA BREAK. ALL RIGHT?
>>
THIS AND IT'S NOT GONNA BREAK. ALL RIGHT? >> I'M COMING THAT WAY.
>>
ALL RIGHT? >> I'M COMING THAT WAY. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> I'M COMING THAT WAY. >> ALL RIGHT. >> WELL, THIS IS GONNA BE A
QUICK
>> ALL RIGHT. >> WELL, THIS IS GONNA BE A QUICK PUTT, I CAN TELL YOU.
YOU'RE
>> WELL, THIS IS GONNA BE A QUICK PUTT, I CAN TELL YOU. YOU'RE SLOPING DOWNHILL.
>>
QUICK PUTT, I CAN TELL YOU. YOU'RE SLOPING DOWNHILL. >> DON'T PULL A HAMMY.
>>
YOU'RE SLOPING DOWNHILL. >> DON'T PULL A HAMMY. >> [chuckles]
>>
>> DON'T PULL A HAMMY. >> [chuckles] >> LOOK AT THAT BREAK.
>>
>> [chuckles] >> LOOK AT THAT BREAK. >> OH!
>>
>> LOOK AT THAT BREAK. >> OH! >> I WAS ROBBED.
>>
>> OH! >> I WAS ROBBED. >> YEAH, CLEAN THAT LITTER OFF.
>>
>> I WAS ROBBED. >> YEAH, CLEAN THAT LITTER OFF. >> THERE YOU GO.
>>
>> YEAH, CLEAN THAT LITTER OFF. >> THERE YOU GO. >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
>> THERE YOU GO. >> OH, MY GOD. >> BOOM.
YOU
>> OH, MY GOD. >> BOOM. YOU ALMOST--
>>
>> BOOM. YOU ALMOST-- >> WAS THAT A 7-IRON?
>>
YOU ALMOST-- >> WAS THAT A 7-IRON? >> I DON'T KNOW.
>>
>> WAS THAT A 7-IRON? >> I DON'T KNOW. >> THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
>>
>> I DON'T KNOW. >> THIS IS RIDICULOUS. >> IT IS.
>>
>> THIS IS RIDICULOUS. >> IT IS. >> I THINK THE PRICE JUST WENT
UP
>> IT IS. >> I THINK THE PRICE JUST WENT UP ON THIS THING.
>>
>> I THINK THE PRICE JUST WENT UP ON THIS THING. >> THERE.
>>
UP ON THIS THING. >> THERE. >> YES! YAY!
>>
>> I
>> I MAY
>> I MAY BUY IT MYSELF
AND
AND I'M
AND I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS.
IT'S
AND I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS. IT'S A REALLY NICE UNIT.
I
IT'S A REALLY NICE UNIT. I WOULD ASK 700 BUCKS.
SERIOUSLY.
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS BASICALLY PAID FOR
WHOLE
WHOLE UNIT.
>>
WHOLE UNIT. >> SO, BRIAN, SINCE WE TRULY ARE
TERRIBLE
WHOLE UNIT. >> SO, BRIAN, SINCE WE TRULY ARE TERRIBLE AT PUTTING, WE WANT TO
SELL
>> SO, BRIAN, SINCE WE TRULY ARE TERRIBLE AT PUTTING, WE WANT TO SELL THIS.
>>
TERRIBLE AT PUTTING, WE WANT TO SELL THIS. >> I WANT TO KEEP IT.
>>
SELL THIS. >> I WANT TO KEEP IT. >> IF BUBBA WANTS TO KEEP THIS,
HE'LL
>> I WANT TO KEEP IT. >> IF BUBBA WANTS TO KEEP THIS, HE'LL HAVE TO BUY IT OFF OF ME.
>>
>> IF BUBBA WANTS TO KEEP THIS, HE'LL HAVE TO BUY IT OFF OF ME. >> IF YOU WERE TO KEEP IT, YOU'D
NEVER
HE'LL HAVE TO BUY IT OFF OF ME. >> IF YOU WERE TO KEEP IT, YOU'D NEVER BE GOOD, YOU COULD ONLY
HOPE
>> IF YOU WERE TO KEEP IT, YOU'D NEVER BE GOOD, YOU COULD ONLY HOPE TO SUCK LESS.
>>
>> narrator: THE WIN
WAXAHACHIE GOES TO JENNY
GRUMBLES,
WAXAHACHIE GOES TO JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO CHARMED HER WAY TO
A
GRUMBLES, WHO CHARMED HER WAY TO A PROFIT OF OVER 3,500 BUCKS.
RICKY
A PROFIT OF OVER 3,500 BUCKS. RICKY AND BUBBA'S PORTABLE
PUTT-PUTT
RICKY AND BUBBA'S PORTABLE PUTT-PUTT EARNED THEM OVER 1,100
GREENBACKS,
PUTT-PUTT EARNED THEM OVER 1,100 GREENBACKS, WHILE MARY BREWED A
RICH
GREENBACKS, WHILE MARY BREWED A RICH PROFIT OF ALMOST 950 BUCKS
FROM
RICH PROFIT OF ALMOST 950 BUCKS FROM HER ANTIQUE COFFEE GRINDER.
>>
FROM HER ANTIQUE COFFEE GRINDER. >> FOR ALL THE MARBLES,
RIGHT
RIGHT WHERE I WANTED IT.
DOUBLE
RIGHT WHERE I WANTED IT. DOUBLE WHAMMY SMACK.
YOU
DOUBLE WHAMMY SMACK. YOU CAN LEARN A LOT FROM ME,
KID.
THIS
KID. THIS IS HOW I'M GOING PRO ON THE
PUTT-PUTT
THIS IS HOW I'M GOING PRO ON THE PUTT-PUTT TOUR.
>>
PUTT-PUTT TOUR. >> HOW MANY IS THAT?
>>
>> HOW MANY IS THAT? >> THAT'S 1 1/2.
>>
>> THAT'S 1 1/2. >> FEAR THE MIDGET FAT