>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS,
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH!
SO
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH! SO NEAT.
>>
>> OOH! SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M TIRED OF BEING NICE
EVERYBODY.
TODAY,
EVERYBODY. TODAY, THEY'RE GONNA SEE A WHOLE
NEW
EVERYBODY. TODAY, THEY'RE GONNA SEE A WHOLE NEW SIDE OF ME.
DIDN'T
TODAY, THEY'RE GONNA SEE A WHOLE NEW SIDE OF ME. DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO PUT A
MUZZLE
NEW SIDE OF ME. DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO PUT A MUZZLE ON THAT MOUTH?
>>
DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO PUT A MUZZLE ON THAT MOUTH? >> I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.
I
MUZZLE ON THAT MOUTH? >> I'VE HEARD ENOUGH. I NEED YOU TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
I'M
>> I'VE HEARD ENOUGH. I NEED YOU TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH. I'M FIXING TO TAKE HIM DOWN.
>>
I NEED YOU TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH. I'M FIXING TO TAKE HIM DOWN. >> THIS IS JUST A SCRATCH.
>>
I'M FIXING TO TAKE HIM DOWN. >> THIS IS JUST A SCRATCH. >> THE AUCTION HASN'T EVEN
STARTED
>> THIS IS JUST A SCRATCH. >> THE AUCTION HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET, AND KENNY'S PICKING
FIGHTS?
>>
STARTED YET, AND KENNY'S PICKING FIGHTS? >> YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE
OTHER
FIGHTS? >> YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER KIDS AROUND HERE.
YOU
>> YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER KIDS AROUND HERE. YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON.
>>
OTHER KIDS AROUND HERE. YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON. >> ANGER ISSUES, MAN.
>>
YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON. >> ANGER ISSUES, MAN. >> THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN
WAITING
>> ANGER ISSUES, MAN. >> THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL DAY, SO BRING IT
ON,
>> THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL DAY, SO BRING IT ON, BIG BOY.
>>
WAITING FOR ALL DAY, SO BRING IT ON, BIG BOY. >> OOH!
THIS
ON, BIG BOY. >> OOH! THIS IS FOR SOME HEAVY-DUTY
FISH.
I'M
THIS IS FOR SOME HEAVY-DUTY FISH. I'M GONNA REEL IN A PROFIT THIS
BIG.
>>
I'M GONNA REEL IN A PROFIT THIS BIG. >> THERE WE GO.
>>
BIG. >> THERE WE GO. >> [gasps] OKAY.
>>
>> THERE WE GO. >> [gasps] OKAY. >> OKAY, NOW, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO
>> [gasps] OKAY. >> OKAY, NOW, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO REEL HIM.
>>
>> OKAY, NOW, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO REEL HIM. >> [gasps] OH, MY GOD!
PROBABLY,
TO REEL HIM. >> [gasps] OH, MY GOD! PROBABLY, LIKE, A FRICKIN' GREAT
WHITE.
[country
[country rock
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB.
CHA-CHING!
>>
CHA-CHING! >> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG. >> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER I
PAINT
>> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER I PAINT IT.
>>
>> I
>> I SEE
>>
>> DOLLAR
>> DOLLAR SIGNS.
[bell
>> DOLLAR SIGNS. [bell dings]
♪
>> DOLLAR SIGNS. [bell dings] ♪ ♪
>>
[bell dings] ♪ ♪ >> all: OH!
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH! >> THIS IS OUR TURF.
>>
>> all: OH! >> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS.
>>
>> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING.
>>
>> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER--UGH!
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER--UGH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> WOMEN POWER--UGH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> READY TO GO?
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> YEAH! >> [auctioneering]
>>
>> YEAH! >> [auctioneering] >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪
>> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
>>
>> ♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
IT'S
TODAY,
TODAY, WE'RE BACK IN
FORT
TODAY, WE'RE BACK IN FORT WORTH, TEXAS.
YOU
YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW, BACK IN THE DAY,
NECK
NECK OF
NECK OF THE WOODS WAS KNOWN AS
"HELL'S
NECK OF THE WOODS WAS KNOWN AS "HELL'S HALF ACRE."
COWBOYS
NECK OF THE WOODS WAS KNOWN AS "HELL'S HALF ACRE." COWBOYS WOULD COME GALLOPING
INTO
"HELL'S HALF ACRE." COWBOYS WOULD COME GALLOPING INTO TOWN A-SHOOTING AND
A-HOLLERING.
LUCKILY,
INTO TOWN A-SHOOTING AND A-HOLLERING. LUCKILY, OUR BUYERS ARE A
LITTLE
A-HOLLERING. LUCKILY, OUR BUYERS ARE A LITTLE MORE CIVILIZED THAN THAT.
YEAH,
LUCKILY, OUR BUYERS ARE A LITTLE MORE CIVILIZED THAN THAT. YEAH, RIGHT.
>>
LITTLE MORE CIVILIZED THAN THAT. YEAH, RIGHT. >> I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME
VERY
YEAH, RIGHT. >> I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME VERY WELL THESE PAST FEW TIMES.
I'VE
I'VE BEEN
I'VE BEEN WINNING GREAT
AND
AND KICKING BUTT!
TODAY
TODAY IS
TODAY IS GONNA BE NO
BOO-YA.
>>
BOO-YA. >> YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN COMING TO
THESE
BOO-YA. >> YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN COMING TO THESE STORAGE AUCTIONS FOR A
WHILE,
>> YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN COMING TO THESE STORAGE AUCTIONS FOR A WHILE, AND EVERY ONE OF THESE
BASTARDS
THESE STORAGE AUCTIONS FOR A WHILE, AND EVERY ONE OF THESE BASTARDS BEEN NOTHING BUT RUDE
AND
WHILE, AND EVERY ONE OF THESE BASTARDS BEEN NOTHING BUT RUDE AND MEAN TO ME.
I'M
BASTARDS BEEN NOTHING BUT RUDE AND MEAN TO ME. I'M TIRED OF BEING NICE TO
EVERYBODY.
TODAY,
TODAY, THEY'RE GONNA SEE A
NEW
NEW SIDE
NEW SIDE OF ME.
I'LL
I'LL SHOW
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW MUCH OF A
I
I CAN
I CAN BE.
>>
I CAN BE. >> YOU KNOW, I'M A PRETTY
FRIENDLY
I CAN BE. >> YOU KNOW, I'M A PRETTY FRIENDLY GUY.
I
>> YOU KNOW, I'M A PRETTY FRIENDLY GUY. I GET ALONG WITH MOST PEOPLE.
THAT
FRIENDLY GUY. I GET ALONG WITH MOST PEOPLE. THAT BUBBA, HE JUST REALLY
TICKS
I GET ALONG WITH MOST PEOPLE. THAT BUBBA, HE JUST REALLY TICKS ME OFF.
HE'S
HE'S LIKE
HE'S LIKE A FLAT TIRE ON
TRAILER.
CLUNK,
TRAILER. CLUNK, CLUNK, CLUNK, CLUNK.
CLUNK,
CLUNK, CLUNK, CLUNK, CLUNK. CLUNK, CLUNK.
HE'S
HE'S ALWAYS THERE AND ALWAYS
THE
THE WAY.
I'M
THE WAY. I'M ON THE WARPATH TODAY, AND
I'M
THE WAY. I'M ON THE WARPATH TODAY, AND I'M AFTER BUBBA, AND I AIN'T
GONNA
I'M ON THE WARPATH TODAY, AND I'M AFTER BUBBA, AND I AIN'T GONNA LET HIM BUY NOTHING.
>>
I'M AFTER BUBBA, AND I AIN'T GONNA LET HIM BUY NOTHING. >> RICKY AND I HAVE DECIDED TO
DO
GONNA LET HIM BUY NOTHING. >> RICKY AND I HAVE DECIDED TO DO A LITTLE DIVIDE AND CONQUER.
RICKY'S
RICKY'S BACK AT THE
TAKING
TAKING CARE OF SOME BUSINESS, SO
I'M
TAKING CARE OF SOME BUSINESS, SO I'M TACKLING THIS AUCTION SOLO.
MY
MY ONLY
MY ONLY COMPETITION IS
THAT'S
THAT'S REALLY THE ONLY PRESSURE
I
THAT'S REALLY THE ONLY PRESSURE I HAVE TODAY.
[groans]
I
I HAVE TODAY. [groans] I THOUGHT YOU'D GIVEN UP BY
NOW,
[groans] I THOUGHT YOU'D GIVEN UP BY NOW, DUDE.
YOU'RE
I THOUGHT YOU'D GIVEN UP BY NOW, DUDE. YOU'RE LIKE THE LITTLE ENGINE
THAT
NOW, DUDE. YOU'RE LIKE THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD.
YOU
YOU'RE LIKE THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD. YOU JUST KEEP ON GOING.
YOU
THAT COULD. YOU JUST KEEP ON GOING. YOU NEVER BUY NOTHING.
WHEN
YOU JUST KEEP ON GOING. YOU NEVER BUY NOTHING. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
BOUGHT
YOU NEVER BUY NOTHING. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU BOUGHT SOMETHING?
>>
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU BOUGHT SOMETHING? >> LAST WEEK.
>>
BOUGHT SOMETHING? >> LAST WEEK. >> COME ON, PINOCCHIO.
YOUR
>> LAST WEEK. >> COME ON, PINOCCHIO. YOUR NOSE IS GONNA GROW.
>>
>> COME ON, PINOCCHIO. YOUR NOSE IS GONNA GROW. >> KEEP IT UP, HUMPTY DUMPTY,
AND
YOUR NOSE IS GONNA GROW. >> KEEP IT UP, HUMPTY DUMPTY, AND I'LL BUY YOUR SOUL.
>>
>> KEEP IT UP, HUMPTY DUMPTY, AND I'LL BUY YOUR SOUL. >> [laughs]
>>
AND I'LL BUY YOUR SOUL. >> [laughs] >> THERE'S YOUR COMPETITION.
>>
>> [laughs] >> THERE'S YOUR COMPETITION. >> I WON'T SAY ANYTHING.
>>
>> THERE'S YOUR COMPETITION. >> I WON'T SAY ANYTHING. >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, IT'S
TIME
>> I WON'T SAY ANYTHING. >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEARN WHEN
TO
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEARN WHEN TO SPEAK AND WHEN NOT TO SPEAK.
>>
TIME FOR YOU TO LEARN WHEN TO SPEAK AND WHEN NOT TO SPEAK. >> WHAT, YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO
SAY?
>>
>> WHAT, YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY? >> YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE
OTHER
SAY? >> YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER KIDS AROUND HERE.
YOU
>> YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER KIDS AROUND HERE. YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON.
>>
OTHER KIDS AROUND HERE. YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON. >> LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, I LIKE TO
BUY
YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON. >> LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, I LIKE TO BUY HIM WHAT HE THINK HE'S--
WHAT
>> LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, I LIKE TO BUY HIM WHAT HE THINK HE'S-- WHAT HE'S WORTH AND SELL HIM
WHAT
BUY HIM WHAT HE THINK HE'S-- WHAT HE'S WORTH AND SELL HIM WHAT HE THINK HE'S WORTH.
>>
WHAT HE'S WORTH AND SELL HIM WHAT HE THINK HE'S WORTH. >> I HAVE TO GO GET MY
ENGLISH-TO-WHATEVER-THE-HELL-
YOU-SAID
>> I HAVE TO GO GET MY ENGLISH-TO-WHATEVER-THE-HELL- YOU-SAID DICTIONARY AND
FIGURE
ENGLISH-TO-WHATEVER-THE-HELL- YOU-SAID DICTIONARY AND FIGURE OUT--
>>
YOU-SAID DICTIONARY AND FIGURE OUT-- >> PROBLEM IS YOU CAN'T
UNDERSTAND
FIGURE OUT-- >> PROBLEM IS YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT IF WE SPELT IT
OUT
>> PROBLEM IS YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT IF WE SPELT IT OUT FOR YOU.
>>
UNDERSTAND IT IF WE SPELT IT OUT FOR YOU. >> I'M STARTING TO LIKE YOU MORE
AND
OUT FOR YOU. >> I'M STARTING TO LIKE YOU MORE AND MORE EVERY DAY, KENNY.
>>
>> I'M STARTING TO LIKE YOU MORE AND MORE EVERY DAY, KENNY. >> YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
I
AND MORE EVERY DAY, KENNY. >> YOU KNOW SOMETHING? I DON'T NEED NO FRIENDS.
I
>> YOU KNOW SOMETHING? I DON'T NEED NO FRIENDS. I DON'T NEED YOU TO LIKE ME AT
ALL,
I DON'T NEED NO FRIENDS. I DON'T NEED YOU TO LIKE ME AT ALL, EITHER ONE OF YOU.
YOU
I DON'T NEED YOU TO LIKE ME AT ALL, EITHER ONE OF YOU. YOU TWO MIGHT WANT TO TEAM UP.
YOU'RE
ALL, EITHER ONE OF YOU. YOU TWO MIGHT WANT TO TEAM UP. YOU'RE GONNA NEED YOUR MONEY
TODAY.
>>
YOU'RE GONNA NEED YOUR MONEY TODAY. >> ANGER ISSUES, MAN.
THE
TODAY. >> ANGER ISSUES, MAN. THE AUCTION HASN'T EVEN STARTED
YET,
>> ANGER ISSUES, MAN. THE AUCTION HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET, AND KENNY'S PICKING FIGHTS?
THIS
THE AUCTION HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET, AND KENNY'S PICKING FIGHTS? THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME.
>>
YET, AND KENNY'S PICKING FIGHTS? THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING
OUT
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TODAY.
HERE
GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TODAY. HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S
AUCTION.
YOU'RE
HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
AUCTION. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO READING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING
ANY
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO READING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES.
TODAY'S
NO READING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY
SALE.
ARE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH.
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH. >> HAMMER UP, LET'S
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS IS A GOOD UNIT.
THAT
>> THIS IS A GOOD UNIT. THAT PRESSURE WASHER, THAT
LADDER.
I'M
THAT PRESSURE WASHER, THAT LADDER. I'M ALL IN.
>>
LADDER. I'M ALL IN. >> GOT SOME COOL VINTAGE SANTA
THINGY.
NOT
>> GOT SOME COOL VINTAGE SANTA THINGY. NOT ANYTHING REALLY THAT I
COULD
THINGY. NOT ANYTHING REALLY THAT I COULD DO MUCH WITH, BUT MAYBE
I'LL
NOT ANYTHING REALLY THAT I COULD DO MUCH WITH, BUT MAYBE I'LL JUST BID UP ONE OF THOSE
BOYS
COULD DO MUCH WITH, BUT MAYBE I'LL JUST BID UP ONE OF THOSE BOYS IF THEY WANT IT.
>>
I'LL JUST BID UP ONE OF THOSE BOYS IF THEY WANT IT. >> OOH, TUBS.
I
BOYS IF THEY WANT IT. >> OOH, TUBS. I LIKE TUBS.
WITH
>> OOH, TUBS. I LIKE TUBS. WITH NO RICKY TO RAIN ON MY TUB
PARADE,
I LIKE TUBS. WITH NO RICKY TO RAIN ON MY TUB PARADE, I'M DEFINITELY BIDDING
ON
WITH NO RICKY TO RAIN ON MY TUB PARADE, I'M DEFINITELY BIDDING ON THIS ONE.
>>
PARADE, I'M DEFINITELY BIDDING ON THIS ONE. >> YOU GOT A LOT OF INDUSTRIAL
STUFF
ON THIS ONE. >> YOU GOT A LOT OF INDUSTRIAL STUFF IN THERE, THE WHEELBARROW,
THE
>> YOU GOT A LOT OF INDUSTRIAL STUFF IN THERE, THE WHEELBARROW, THE LADDER, THE PRESSURE WASHER,
SO--
>>
THE LADDER, THE PRESSURE WASHER, SO-- >> HURRY UP, KENNY!
YOU
SO-- >> HURRY UP, KENNY! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THAT
STUFF
>> HURRY UP, KENNY! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THAT STUFF ANYWAY!
>>
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THAT STUFF ANYWAY! >> YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
I'VE
STUFF ANYWAY! >> YOU KNOW SOMETHING? I'VE HEARD ENOUGH, AND WHEN I'M
LOOKING
>> YOU KNOW SOMETHING? I'VE HEARD ENOUGH, AND WHEN I'M LOOKING AT SOMETHING, I NEED YOU
TO
I'VE HEARD ENOUGH, AND WHEN I'M LOOKING AT SOMETHING, I NEED YOU TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH, AND I DON'T
WANT
LOOKING AT SOMETHING, I NEED YOU TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH, AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT NO MORE.
NO,
TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH, AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT NO MORE. NO, DON'T SAY NOTHING.
JUST
WANT TO HEAR IT NO MORE. NO, DON'T SAY NOTHING. JUST SHUT UP!
>>
NO, DON'T SAY NOTHING. JUST SHUT UP! >> DIDN'T I ASK YOU TO PUT A
MUZZLE
JUST SHUT UP! >> DIDN'T I ASK YOU TO PUT A MUZZLE ON?
>>
>> DIDN'T I ASK YOU TO PUT A MUZZLE ON? >> I DIDN'T--NO, JUST UNWIND AND
SHUT
MUZZLE ON? >> I DIDN'T--NO, JUST UNWIND AND SHUT UP, OKAY?
THAT'S
>> I DIDN'T--NO, JUST UNWIND AND SHUT UP, OKAY? THAT'S IT.
WELL,
SHUT UP, OKAY? THAT'S IT. WELL, BLEVINS JUST LEAPFROGGED
OVER
THAT'S IT. WELL, BLEVINS JUST LEAPFROGGED OVER BUBBA TO THE TOP OF MY
LIST.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES
GENTLEMEN.
$100
GENTLEMEN. $100 BILL.
>>
$100 BILL. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 100.
>>
>> 100. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> 125, 150, NOW 175.
>>
>> 125, 150, NOW 175. >> $300.
>>
>> $300. >> 300, NOW 325.
>>
>> 300, NOW 325. >> 400.
>>
>> 400. >> 400, NOW 425.
>>
>> 400, NOW 425. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> 500.
>>
>> 500. >> SHUT HIM UP!
>>
>> SHUT HIM UP! >> OH, HE WANTS TO SHUT ME UP?
I'M
>> OH, HE WANTS TO SHUT ME UP? I'M FIXING TO TAKE HIM DOWN.
YES.
>>
YES. >> NOW 550, NOW 575.
>>
>> NOW 550, NOW 575. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 575, 600.
>>
>> 575, 600. >> 700.
>>
>> 700. >> 700, NOW 725.
>>
>> 700, NOW 725. >> DUMBASS.
>>
>> DUMBASS. >> COME ON.
>>
>> COME ON. >> 725 TO YOU.
>>
>> 725 TO YOU. >> COME ON, BIG BANK.
>>
>> COME ON, BIG BANK. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> 750, NOW 775.
>>
>> 750, NOW 775. >> SURE.
>>
>> SURE. >> 775.
>>
>> 775. >> YOU'RE GONNA LET HIM PUSH YOU
AROUND
>> YOU'RE GONNA LET HIM PUSH YOU AROUND LIKE THAT? COME ON.
>>
AROUND LIKE THAT? COME ON. >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> 800 TO YOU.
>>
>> 800 TO YOU. >> HE'S LIKE A PUPPET.
>>
>> HE'S LIKE A PUPPET. >> 825 GOING ONCE.
>>
>> 825 GOING ONCE. >> DUMBASS.
>>
>> DUMBASS. >> 825 GOING TWICE.
SOLD
>> 825 GOING TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT THERE FOR $800.
>>
SOLD IT RIGHT THERE FOR $800. >> POW!
THAT'S
>> POW! THAT'S HOW YOU TAKE 'EM OUT,
AIN'T
THAT'S HOW YOU TAKE 'EM OUT, AIN'T IT?
[applause]
>>
[applause] >> I DON'T KNOW WHY KENNY'S
CELEBRATING.
THIS
THIS LOCKER IS PACKED WITH
TOOLS.
IN
TOOLS. IN FACT, HE'S PROBABLY THE ONLY
BIG
TOOLS. IN FACT, HE'S PROBABLY THE ONLY BIG TOOL THAT'S NOT IN THIS
LOCKER.
>>
BIG TOOL THAT'S NOT IN THIS LOCKER. >> BOY, THAT GUY JUST REALLY
GETS
LOCKER. >> BOY, THAT GUY JUST REALLY GETS UNDER MY SKIN.
IT'S
>> BOY, THAT GUY JUST REALLY GETS UNDER MY SKIN. IT'S LIKE A THORN RIGHT THERE
YOU
GETS UNDER MY SKIN. IT'S LIKE A THORN RIGHT THERE YOU JUST CAN'T GET OUT.
>>
IT'S LIKE A THORN RIGHT THERE YOU JUST CAN'T GET OUT. >> WHO, ME?
>>
YOU JUST CAN'T GET OUT. >> WHO, ME? >> YEAH, YOU.
>>
>> WHO, ME? >> YEAH, YOU. >> DIDN'T I TELL YOU NEXT TIME
YOU
>> YEAH, YOU. >> DIDN'T I TELL YOU NEXT TIME YOU COME TO FORT WORTH, TO PUT A
MUZZLE
>> DIDN'T I TELL YOU NEXT TIME YOU COME TO FORT WORTH, TO PUT A MUZZLE ON THAT MOUTH?
>>
YOU COME TO FORT WORTH, TO PUT A MUZZLE ON THAT MOUTH? >> I'LL BE SO GLAD TO GET BACK
TO
MUZZLE ON THAT MOUTH? >> I'LL BE SO GLAD TO GET BACK TO EAST TEXAS AWAY FROM HIM.
[all
>>
>> GOT
>> GOT THE FISHING RODS.
DEFINITELY
>> GOT THE FISHING RODS. DEFINITELY NOT MUCH MYSTERY.
A
>> GOT THE FISHING RODS. DEFINITELY NOT MUCH MYSTERY. A COUPLE TUBS.
IF
DEFINITELY NOT MUCH MYSTERY. A COUPLE TUBS. IF I CAN STEAL IT, I WILL.
>>
A COUPLE TUBS. IF I CAN STEAL IT, I WILL. >> THIS PIECE RIGHT HERE, TAKE
THOSE
IF I CAN STEAL IT, I WILL. >> THIS PIECE RIGHT HERE, TAKE THOSE LEGS OFF, GET IT
RECOVERED,
>> THIS PIECE RIGHT HERE, TAKE THOSE LEGS OFF, GET IT RECOVERED, THAT COULD SELL FOR
MONEY
THOSE LEGS OFF, GET IT RECOVERED, THAT COULD SELL FOR MONEY IN THE SHOP.
THIS
RECOVERED, THAT COULD SELL FOR MONEY IN THE SHOP. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I LOOK
FOR,
MONEY IN THE SHOP. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I LOOK FOR, SOLID PIECES OF FURNITURE
THAT
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I LOOK FOR, SOLID PIECES OF FURNITURE THAT JUST NEED A TOUCH OF MARY
MAGIC.
BING.
>>
MAGIC. BING. >> WOW!
BEAUTIFUL
BING. >> WOW! BEAUTIFUL COUCHES.
COUCHES
>> WOW! BEAUTIFUL COUCHES. COUCHES ARE LIKE LOVE, EASY TO
FALL
BEAUTIFUL COUCHES. COUCHES ARE LIKE LOVE, EASY TO FALL INTO AND HELL TO GET OUT
OF.
I
FALL INTO AND HELL TO GET OUT OF. I LIKE THIS UNIT.
>>
OF. I LIKE THIS UNIT. >> WELL, IT'S A REAL CLEAN
LITTLE
I LIKE THIS UNIT. >> WELL, IT'S A REAL CLEAN LITTLE UNIT.
TABLE
>> WELL, IT'S A REAL CLEAN LITTLE UNIT. TABLE AND CHAIRS IN THE BACK.
WHOEVER
LITTLE UNIT. TABLE AND CHAIRS IN THE BACK. WHOEVER BIDS AGAINST ME ON THIS
ONE
TABLE AND CHAIRS IN THE BACK. WHOEVER BIDS AGAINST ME ON THIS ONE BETTER GET 'EM A CANOE AND
A
WHOEVER BIDS AGAINST ME ON THIS ONE BETTER GET 'EM A CANOE AND A PADDLE, BUDDY, 'CAUSE I'M
FIXING
ONE BETTER GET 'EM A CANOE AND A PADDLE, BUDDY, 'CAUSE I'M FIXING TO SEND 'EM UP THE RIVER.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES
GENTLEMEN, $100 BILL.
>>
GENTLEMEN, $100 BILL. >> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> GOT IT, 150, 150.
>>
>> GOT IT, 150, 150. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 200.
>>
>> NOW 200. >> YEP!
>>
>> YEP! >> NOW 250.
>>
>> NOW 250. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 300.
>>
>> NOW 300. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 350, 350.
>>
>> NOW 350, 350. >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> 500 IN THE BACK, NOW 550.
>>
>> 500 IN THE BACK, NOW 550. >> UM, YES!
>>
>> UM, YES! >> 550.
600,
>> 550. 600, YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR IT.
>>
600, YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR IT. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 600, NOW 650.
>>
>> 600, NOW 650. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 700, 750.
>>
>> NOW 700, 750. >> AM I OUT?
>>
>> AM I OUT? >> YOU'RE OUT!
>>
>> YOU'RE OUT! >> PUT ME BACK IN!
>>
>> PUT ME BACK IN! >> 750.
>>
>> 750. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> NOW 800.
>>
>> NOW 800. >> WE CAN DO THIS ALL DAY IF YOU
WANT.
>>
WANT. >> YOU NEED TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH
AND
>> YOU NEED TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND BID, COME ON!
>>
AND BID, COME ON! >> 850, 900, 900, 900.
>>
>> 850, 900, 900, 900. >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> 900, NOW 950, 950.
>>
>> 900, NOW 950, 950. >> NO!
>>
>> NO! >> 950.
LADIES
>> 950. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 950 GOING
ONCE,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 950 GOING ONCE, 950 GOING TWICE.
>>
ONCE, 950 GOING TWICE. >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> 950.
>>
>> 950. >> WOW!
>>
>> WOW! >> UGH!
ARE
>> UGH! ARE YOU FRICKIN' KIDDING ME?
>>
ARE YOU FRICKIN' KIDDING ME? >> HE PUT ONE OVER ON YOU.
975.
>>
975. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> SURE!
>>
>> SURE! >> 1,000, NOW 1,000.
>>
>> 1,000, NOW 1,000. >> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> 1,050, 1,050.
1,050,
>> 1,050, 1,050. 1,050, GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE.
I
1,050, GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT, $1,025.
>>
I SOLD IT, $1,025. >> YES!
I'M
>> YES! I'M TOO SMART TO FALL FOR
KENNY'S
I'M TOO SMART TO FALL FOR KENNY'S TRICKS.
I
KENNY'S TRICKS. I MEAN, WHO DOES HE THINK I AM,
BLEVINS?
THAT'S
BLEVINS? THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
I'M
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! I'M SO STOKED ABOUT THIS LOCKER,
I'M
I'M SO STOKED ABOUT THIS LOCKER, I'M GONNA GO CHECK IT OUT RIGHT
NOW.
FISHING
NOW. FISHING POLES.
LET'S
FISHING POLES. LET'S SEE.
I
LET'S SEE. I FEEL LIKE I'M FISHING RIGHT
NOW.
[chuckles]
SO
[chuckles] SO LET'S SEE, WE GOT THREE,
FOUR,
SO LET'S SEE, WE GOT THREE, FOUR, FIVE.
75
FOUR, FIVE. 75 FOR ALL OF 'EM.
NOW...
OH,
NOW... OH, MY GOD.
I,
OH, MY GOD. I, LIKE, FIT ALL THE WAY ACROSS.
IT'S
I, LIKE, FIT ALL THE WAY ACROSS. IT'S LIKE A BIG OLD KING'S
CHAIR.
I'D
CHAIR. I'D SELL IT FOR AT LEAST 350 IN
THE
I'D SELL IT FOR AT LEAST 350 IN THE SHOP.
I
THE SHOP. I HATE THESE THROW PILLOWS, BUT
YOU
I HATE THESE THROW PILLOWS, BUT YOU KNOW, I'LL KEEP 'EM AND
RECOVER
YOU KNOW, I'LL KEEP 'EM AND RECOVER 'EM AND SELL IT FOR 450.
SOFAS
RECOVER 'EM AND SELL IT FOR 450. SOFAS LIKE THIS SIZE DO NOT
SELL
SOFAS LIKE THIS SIZE DO NOT SELL WELL AT ALL.
UNFORTUNATELY,
SELL WELL AT ALL. UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE TO JUST
GET
UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE TO JUST GET RID OF THIS 'CAUSE IT'S
NOT
GET RID OF THIS 'CAUSE IT'S NOT WORTH IT TO ME, BUT HERE IS
THE
NOT WORTH IT TO ME, BUT HERE IS THE FOOTSTOOL TO GO WITH THAT
BIG,
THE FOOTSTOOL TO GO WITH THAT BIG, BROWN CHAIR.
SO
BIG, BROWN CHAIR. SO I SAY IT'D BE 350.
THESE
SO I SAY IT'D BE 350. THESE KIND OF LOOK LIKE
RICE
THESE KIND OF LOOK LIKE RICE KRISPY TREATS, BUT I HATE
THESE
RICE KRISPY TREATS, BUT I HATE THESE BALLS ON IT.
BUT
THESE BALLS ON IT. BUT MAYBE IF I PUT A BIG PIECE
OF
BUT MAYBE IF I PUT A BIG PIECE OF GLASS, THIS WOULD MAKE A
COOL
OF GLASS, THIS WOULD MAKE A COOL TABLE.
I'D
COOL TABLE. I'D SELL THIS IN THE SHOP FOR
UP
I'D SELL THIS IN THE SHOP FOR UP TO 900 BUCKS.
ALL
UP TO 900 BUCKS. ALL RIGHT.
[chuckles]
OKAY.
WHAT
WHAT THE
WHAT THE HECK?
I
WHAT THE HECK? I THINK MAYBE IT'S FOR FISHING.
I
WHAT THE HECK? I THINK MAYBE IT'S FOR FISHING. I MEAN, IT'S ELECTRONIC.
THIS
I THINK MAYBE IT'S FOR FISHING. I MEAN, IT'S ELECTRONIC. THIS IS FOR SOME HEAVY-DUTY
FISH.
HERE
THIS IS FOR SOME HEAVY-DUTY FISH. HERE IS A POLE.
INTERESTING.
WELL,
HERE IS A POLE. INTERESTING. WELL, ON THESE THINGS, IT HAS A
SHARK,
INTERESTING. WELL, ON THESE THINGS, IT HAS A SHARK, SOME SORT OF HAMMERHEAD,
WHICH
WELL, ON THESE THINGS, IT HAS A SHARK, SOME SORT OF HAMMERHEAD, WHICH SAYS THAT THESE ARE
DEFINITELY
SHARK, SOME SORT OF HAMMERHEAD, WHICH SAYS THAT THESE ARE DEFINITELY FOR DEEP-SEA
FISHING,
WHICH SAYS THAT THESE ARE DEFINITELY FOR DEEP-SEA FISHING, HEAVY-DUTY LOADS.
AND
DEFINITELY FOR DEEP-SEA FISHING, HEAVY-DUTY LOADS. AND THIS PART, I DON'T KNOW
WHERE
FISHING, HEAVY-DUTY LOADS. AND THIS PART, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS ATTACHES.
THINK
AND THIS PART, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS ATTACHES. THINK I'M GONNA TAKE THESE
THINGS
WHERE THIS ATTACHES. THINK I'M GONNA TAKE THESE THINGS DOWN TO THE COAST AND
FIND
THINK I'M GONNA TAKE THESE THINGS DOWN TO THE COAST AND FIND ME A FISHERMAN WHO CAN TELL
ME
THINGS DOWN TO THE COAST AND FIND ME A FISHERMAN WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT THESE THINGS ARE, AND
HOPEFULLY,
FIND ME A FISHERMAN WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT THESE THINGS ARE, AND HOPEFULLY, REEL IN A PROFIT
THIS
ME WHAT THESE THINGS ARE, AND HOPEFULLY, REEL IN A PROFIT THIS BIG.
ALL
HOPEFULLY, REEL IN A PROFIT THIS BIG. ALL RIGHT, WELL, TIME TO GET
BACK
THIS BIG. ALL RIGHT, WELL, TIME TO GET BACK TO THE
[all
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, WE GOT A LITTLE
APARTMENT
>> WELL, WE GOT A LITTLE APARTMENT FULL HERE.
SOFA,
>> WELL, WE GOT A LITTLE APARTMENT FULL HERE. SOFA, LOVE.
DRESSER.
ONE
SOFA, LOVE. DRESSER. ONE GOOD JUNK DRAWER WITH SOME
JEWELRY,
DRESSER. ONE GOOD JUNK DRAWER WITH SOME JEWELRY, AND YOU'RE GOOD TO GO.
>>
ONE GOOD JUNK DRAWER WITH SOME JEWELRY, AND YOU'RE GOOD TO GO. >> THERE'S A VERY COOL CHROME
SHELF
JEWELRY, AND YOU'RE GOOD TO GO. >> THERE'S A VERY COOL CHROME SHELF BACK THERE.
THERE'S
>> THERE'S A VERY COOL CHROME SHELF BACK THERE. THERE'S A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT
MISCELLANEOUS
SHELF BACK THERE. THERE'S A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT MISCELLANEOUS STUFF IN HERE.
COULD
THERE'S A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT MISCELLANEOUS STUFF IN HERE. COULD BE SOME TREASURES.
>>
MISCELLANEOUS STUFF IN HERE. COULD BE SOME TREASURES. >> I LIKE THAT DRESSER BACK
THERE.
THAT
>> I LIKE THAT DRESSER BACK THERE. THAT LITTLE COFFEE TABLE
MISSING
THERE. THAT LITTLE COFFEE TABLE MISSING THE GLASS, BUT IT MIGHT
BE
THAT LITTLE COFFEE TABLE MISSING THE GLASS, BUT IT MIGHT BE IN HERE.
WE'LL
MISSING THE GLASS, BUT IT MIGHT BE IN HERE. WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES HERE IN A
SECOND.
>>
WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES HERE IN A SECOND. >> KIND OF LITTLE OF A MIXED
UNIT
SECOND. >> KIND OF LITTLE OF A MIXED UNIT HERE.
GOT
>> KIND OF LITTLE OF A MIXED UNIT HERE. GOT A NICE, LITTLE OUTSIDE
TABLE,
UNIT HERE. GOT A NICE, LITTLE OUTSIDE TABLE, WINE RACK.
LAST
GOT A NICE, LITTLE OUTSIDE TABLE, WINE RACK. LAST LOCKER OF THE DAY, AND
IT'S
TABLE, WINE RACK. LAST LOCKER OF THE DAY, AND IT'S A GOOD ONE.
LORD
LAST LOCKER OF THE DAY, AND IT'S A GOOD ONE. LORD HELP ANYBODY GETS IN MY
WAY.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES
GENTLEMEN, $100 BILL.
>>
GENTLEMEN, $100 BILL. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 100, NOW 125.
125,
>> 100, NOW 125. 125, NOW 150.
>>
125, NOW 150. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> NOW 175.
175
>> NOW 175. 175 AND 200.
>>
175 AND 200. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 200, NOW 225.
>>
>> 200, NOW 225. >> YEAH, WALT.
>>
>> YEAH, WALT. >> 225 AND 250.
NOW
>> 225 AND 250. NOW 275 TO 300.
>>
NOW 275 TO 300. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 325, 350.
>>
>> 325, 350. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 400, 400, 400 TO YOU.
>>
>> 400, 400, 400 TO YOU. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 450 AND THEN 500.
>>
>> 450 AND THEN 500. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 500 TO YOU, 550.
500,
>> 500 TO YOU, 550. 500, NOW 600.
>>
500, NOW 600. >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> 600, HE WANTS IT.
625.
>>
625. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 625, NEW PLAYER IN HERE NOW.
>>
>> 625, NEW PLAYER IN HERE NOW. >> I GOT DISTRACTED BY THEM
OTHER
>> I GOT DISTRACTED BY THEM OTHER TWO KNUCKLEHEADS, BUT THIS
IS
OTHER TWO KNUCKLEHEADS, BUT THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
ALL
IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL DAY, SO BRING IT ON, BIG
BOY.
YEAH!
>>
YEAH! >> 650, 675.
>>
>> 650, 675. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 700, 725.
>>
>> NOW 700, 725. >> COME ON!
>>
>> COME ON! >> 750, 750.
>>
>> 750, 750. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 775.
>>
>> NOW 775. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 825, 850.
>>
>> 825, 850. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> HERE 850, NOW 875.
>>
>> HERE 850, NOW 875. >> OF COURSE!
>>
>> OF COURSE! >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 925.
>>
>> 925. >> COME ON!
>>
>> COME ON! >> HE'S ALMOST DONE.
>>
>> HE'S ALMOST DONE. >> 975.
>>
>> 975. >> PUT HIM OUT LIKE A CIGAR.
COME
>> PUT HIM OUT LIKE A CIGAR. COME ON!
>>
COME ON! >> 1,025, 1,025.
>>
>> 1,025, 1,025. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 1,050.
>>
>> NOW 1,050. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,050, NOW 1,075.
HERE,
>> 1,050, NOW 1,075. HERE, 1,075.
NOW
HERE, 1,075. NOW 1,100.
>>
NOW 1,100. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,100, NOW 1,125, 1,125.
>>
>> 1,100, NOW 1,125, 1,125. >> LET HIM HAVE IT.
HELL,
>> LET HIM HAVE IT. HELL, IT AIN'T WORTH IT ANYWAY.
>>
HELL, IT AIN'T WORTH IT ANYWAY. >> 25 BUCKS AGO, IT WAS WORTH
IT,
>> 25 BUCKS AGO, IT WAS WORTH IT, THOUGH, RIGHT?
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> 1,125 GOING TWICE.
SOLD,
>> 1,125 GOING TWICE. SOLD, $1,100 RIGHT HERE.
$1,100
SOLD, $1,100 RIGHT HERE. $1,100 RIGHT HERE ON THE FRONT.
[applause]
>>
[applause] >> MM, SOMEONE'S GOT A CASE OF
THE
>> MM, SOMEONE'S GOT A CASE OF THE GRUMPIES.
>>
>> BOY,
>> BOY, I
>> BOY, I HATE NOT BUYING
LOCKER.
THAT
LOCKER. THAT JUST GETS UNDER MY DAMN
SKIN
LOCKER. THAT JUST GETS UNDER MY DAMN SKIN WORSE THAN BUBBA DOES.
>>
THAT JUST GETS UNDER MY DAMN SKIN WORSE THAN BUBBA DOES. >> HEY, KENNY, HOLD UP.
>>
SKIN WORSE THAN BUBBA DOES. >> HEY, KENNY, HOLD UP. >> OH, [bleep], NOT YOU.
>>
>> HEY, KENNY, HOLD UP. >> OH, [bleep], NOT YOU. >> HEY, THAT'S YOUR DEFINITION
OF
>> OH, [bleep], NOT YOU. >> HEY, THAT'S YOUR DEFINITION OF SHUTTING ME OUT?
I
>> HEY, THAT'S YOUR DEFINITION OF SHUTTING ME OUT? I DIG IT, MAN.
HEY,
OF SHUTTING ME OUT? I DIG IT, MAN. HEY, ENJOY YOUR LOCKER.
OH,
I DIG IT, MAN. HEY, ENJOY YOUR LOCKER. OH, YOU DIDN'T GET ONE, DID YOU?
OW!
>>
OH, YOU DIDN'T GET ONE, DID YOU? OW! >> I HATE THAT GUY.
>>
OW! >> I HATE THAT GUY. >> WHILE KENNY ENJOYS A LONG
RIDE
>> I HATE THAT GUY. >> WHILE KENNY ENJOYS A LONG RIDE HOME IN A VAN FULL OF
NOTHING
>> WHILE KENNY ENJOYS A LONG RIDE HOME IN A VAN FULL OF NOTHING BUT LONELINESS, I'M
GONNA
RIDE HOME IN A VAN FULL OF NOTHING BUT LONELINESS, I'M GONNA START ADDING UP MY PROFIT.
PROBABLY
PROBABLY 50 BUCKS WORTH OF
TOYS.
PRETTY
TOYS. PRETTY NICE LITTLE TODDLER BED.
75
PRETTY NICE LITTLE TODDLER BED. 75 BUCKS RIGHT THERE.
HERE'S
75 BUCKS RIGHT THERE. HERE'S A LITTLE BEER HOLDER.
40
HERE'S A LITTLE BEER HOLDER. 40 BUCKS.
THAT'S
40 BUCKS. THAT'S A PRETTY NICE MIRROR.
PROBABLY
THAT'S A PRETTY NICE MIRROR. PROBABLY ABOUT 25 BUCKS.
GOT
PROBABLY ABOUT 25 BUCKS. GOT YOU A LITTLE ETAGERE, AND
HERE'S
GOT YOU A LITTLE ETAGERE, AND HERE'S THE GLASS SHELVES TO IT.
SO
HERE'S THE GLASS SHELVES TO IT. SO THERE'S 75 BUCKS.
ALL
SO THERE'S 75 BUCKS. ALL RIGHT.
DRESSER.
IT
DRESSER. IT MAY HAVE A BROKEN LEG.
I'M
IT MAY HAVE A BROKEN LEG. I'M NOT SURE.
THAT'S
I'M NOT SURE. THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
JUST
THAT'S ALL RIGHT. JUST GOT A GANGSTER LEAN TO IT.
IT'S
JUST GOT A GANGSTER LEAN TO IT. IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TLC, TIME,
LABOR,
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TLC, TIME, LABOR, AND CASH, BUT I DO HAVE
A
LABOR, AND CASH, BUT I DO HAVE A FULL DRESSER, NIGHTSTAND,
MIRROR,
A FULL DRESSER, NIGHTSTAND, MIRROR, KIND OF A CHEST.
PROBABLY
MIRROR, KIND OF A CHEST. PROBABLY BRING ABOUT 250 FOR
THE
PROBABLY BRING ABOUT 250 FOR THE SET.
WHEW,
THE SET. WHEW, I'M LAGGING BEHIND ON MY
1,100.
THOSE
1,100. THOSE ARE SOME HIGH-END
SPEAKERS.
THERE'S
SPEAKERS. THERE'S 100 BUCKS THERE FOR THE
PAIR.
OH,
PAIR. OH, HERE WE GO.
"CHERISH
OH, HERE WE GO. "CHERISH YESTERDAY, DREAM
TOMORROW,
"CHERISH YESTERDAY, DREAM TOMORROW, LIVE TODAY."
AW.
LET'S
AW. LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.
IT'S
LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE. IT'S PRETTY NICE, PRETTY GOOD
COLOR.
SOFA
COLOR. SOFA AND LOVE SEAT, SO THERE'S
300
PETER
PETER RABBIT.
HE
PETER RABBIT. HE DOES SOMETHING.
I
HE DOES SOMETHING. I FEEL HIS GUTS.
OH,
I FEEL HIS GUTS. OH, HE PLUGS INTO THE--LIKE,
YOUR
OH, HE PLUGS INTO THE--LIKE, YOUR IPOD OR--
OH,
YOUR IPOD OR-- OH, THIS GUY IS HIGH DOLLAR.
HE'S
OH, THIS GUY IS HIGH DOLLAR. HE'S GOT A REMOTE, S.D. CARDS.
THIS
THIS IS
THIS IS THE KIND OF
I'M
I'M GONNA
I'M GONNA DO IN THE FUTURE.
JUST
I'M GONNA DO IN THE FUTURE. JUST RECORD IT, GIVE IT TO THE
BEAR,
I'M GONNA DO IN THE FUTURE. JUST RECORD IT, GIVE IT TO THE BEAR, LET THE BEAR TALK TO THE
KID.
"DADDY'S
BEAR, LET THE BEAR TALK TO THE KID. "DADDY'S GONE FOR THE NIGHT.
HE'LL
KID. "DADDY'S GONE FOR THE NIGHT. HE'LL BE BACK IN THE MORNING."
IT
"DADDY'S GONE FOR THE NIGHT. HE'LL BE BACK IN THE MORNING." IT SPEAKS TO YOU, OR MAYBE IT'S
A
HE'LL BE BACK IN THE MORNING." IT SPEAKS TO YOU, OR MAYBE IT'S A CAMERA.
THIS
IT SPEAKS TO YOU, OR MAYBE IT'S A CAMERA. THIS IS A NANNY CAM.
OH,
A CAMERA. THIS IS A NANNY CAM. OH, THAT IS AWESOME.
IT'S
THIS IS A NANNY CAM. OH, THAT IS AWESOME. IT'S LIKE A NANNY CAM, A LITTLE
SHELF
OH, THAT IS AWESOME. IT'S LIKE A NANNY CAM, A LITTLE SHELF BEAR.
HE
IT'S LIKE A NANNY CAM, A LITTLE SHELF BEAR. HE SPIES ON YOUR BABYSITTER
THAT'S
SHELF BEAR. HE SPIES ON YOUR BABYSITTER THAT'S BEEN DRINKING ALL YOUR
BEER
HE SPIES ON YOUR BABYSITTER THAT'S BEEN DRINKING ALL YOUR BEER OUT OF THE FRIDGE.
ALL
THAT'S BEEN DRINKING ALL YOUR BEER OUT OF THE FRIDGE. ALL MY PROFIT IS RIDING ON THIS
NANNY
BEER OUT OF THE FRIDGE. ALL MY PROFIT IS RIDING ON THIS NANNY CAM.
LUCKILY,
ALL MY PROFIT IS RIDING ON THIS NANNY CAM. LUCKILY, I KNOW JUST THE GUY TO
TAKE
NANNY CAM. LUCKILY, I KNOW JUST THE GUY TO TAKE IT TO.
>>
LUCKILY, I KNOW JUST THE GUY TO TAKE IT TO. >> I LET MY AGGRESSIVE SIDE OUT
TODAY,
TAKE IT TO. >> I LET MY AGGRESSIVE SIDE OUT TODAY, AND IT PAID OFF.
I
>> I LET MY AGGRESSIVE SIDE OUT TODAY, AND IT PAID OFF. I GOT THIS LOCKER FOR $800, AND
IT'S
TODAY, AND IT PAID OFF. I GOT THIS LOCKER FOR $800, AND IT'S THE BEST ONE OF THE DAY.
THIS
THIS IS
THIS IS WHAT CAUGHT MY
PRACTICALLY BRAND-NEW PRESSURE
WASHER.
YOU
WASHER. YOU CAN CLEAN CARS, BOATS,
SIDEWALK,
YOU CAN CLEAN CARS, BOATS, SIDEWALK, KNOCK OFF PAINT ON
THE
SIDEWALK, KNOCK OFF PAINT ON THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE.
$400
THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE. $400 EASY.
CHRISTMAS
$400 EASY. CHRISTMAS TREE STUFF.
BAH
CHRISTMAS TREE STUFF. BAH "HUMBAH"!
HA
BAH "HUMBAH"! HA HA!
ICE
HA HA! ICE CHEST.
WILD
ICE CHEST. WILD DOVE SEASON COMING UP
AROUND
WILD DOVE SEASON COMING UP AROUND THE CORNER.
PACK
AROUND THE CORNER. PACK SOME DOVES IN THIS.
THAT'S
PACK SOME DOVES IN THIS. THAT'S JUST ABOUT 25 BUCKS RIGHT
THERE
THAT'S JUST ABOUT 25 BUCKS RIGHT THERE BY
THIS
THIS HERE...
OH,
OH, MY
THAT
THAT LADDER DON'T COMPARE
NOTHING
THAT LADDER DON'T COMPARE NOTHING TO GETTING HIT BY A BIG
OL'
THAT LADDER DON'T COMPARE NOTHING TO GETTING HIT BY A BIG OL' BALD-BACK BRINDLE HORN.
THESE
NOTHING TO GETTING HIT BY A BIG OL' BALD-BACK BRINDLE HORN. THESE TEETH, THOSE ARE NOT MINE.
I
OL' BALD-BACK BRINDLE HORN. THESE TEETH, THOSE ARE NOT MINE. I WAS A PROFESSIONAL BULL RIDER
FOR
THESE TEETH, THOSE ARE NOT MINE. I WAS A PROFESSIONAL BULL RIDER FOR TEN YEARS.
I
I WAS A PROFESSIONAL BULL RIDER FOR TEN YEARS. I KNOW HOW TO TAKE A HIT.
THIS
FOR TEN YEARS. I KNOW HOW TO TAKE A HIT. THIS IS JUST A SCRATCH.
THAT'S
I KNOW HOW TO TAKE A HIT. THIS IS JUST A SCRATCH. THAT'S BETTER.
[laughs]
I'M
THAT'S BETTER. [laughs] I'M GETTING MY HAT, AND LET'S
GO
[laughs] I'M GETTING MY HAT, AND LET'S GO BACK TO WORK.
ALL
THIS
THIS HERE
THIS HERE APPEARS TO BE SOME
KIND
THIS HERE APPEARS TO BE SOME KIND OF ORNAMENT TO STICK IN
YOUR
KIND OF ORNAMENT TO STICK IN YOUR YARD.
SOMEBODY
YOUR YARD. SOMEBODY WILL BUY THAT FOR
ABOUT
SOMEBODY WILL BUY THAT FOR ABOUT $60.
GOD,
ABOUT $60. GOD, THIS IS HEAVY!
WHAT
GOD, THIS IS HEAVY! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS IN HERE?
OH,
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS IN HERE? OH, BOWLING BALL SHOES.
NOW
OH, BOWLING BALL SHOES. NOW THESE ARE BRAND-NEW.
HUH,
NOW THESE ARE BRAND-NEW. HUH, I WONDER IF THERE'S A
BOWLING
HUH, I WONDER IF THERE'S A BOWLING BALL IN HERE.
WOW!
BOWLING
WOW! BOWLING BALLS.
THESE
BOWLING BALLS. THESE ARE NICE BALLS.
I
THESE ARE NICE BALLS. I CAN PROBABLY SELL THIS WHOLE
SETUP
I CAN PROBABLY SELL THIS WHOLE SETUP HERE FOR ABOUT $100.
THAT'S
SETUP HERE FOR ABOUT $100. THAT'S AN EXPENSIVE LADDER
RIGHT
THAT'S AN EXPENSIVE LADDER RIGHT THERE.
IT'S
RIGHT THERE. IT'S A NONCONDUCTIVE,
FIBERGLASS
IT'S A NONCONDUCTIVE, FIBERGLASS LEGS ON IT.
VERY
FIBERGLASS LEGS ON IT. VERY SAFE, EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT
FALLS
VERY SAFE, EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT FALLS ON YOUR HEAD.
THAT'S
FALLS ON YOUR HEAD. THAT'S $300 WORTH OF LADDER.
I
THAT'S $300 WORTH OF LADDER. I REALLY THOUGHT I'D BE SEEING
SOME
I REALLY THOUGHT I'D BE SEEING SOME BIGGER DOLLAR SIGNS.
RIGHT
RIGHT NOW, ALL I'M SEEING
STARS.
WOW,
STARS. WOW, LOOK AT THIS.
I
STARS. WOW, LOOK AT THIS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
IT
WOW, LOOK AT THIS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. IT APPEARS TO BE LIKE A LATHE.
AND
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. IT APPEARS TO BE LIKE A LATHE. AND YOU CAN SEE THE TEETH.
IT'S
IT APPEARS TO BE LIKE A LATHE. AND YOU CAN SEE THE TEETH. IT'S A VERY AGGRESSIVE TYPE
CUTTING
AND YOU CAN SEE THE TEETH. IT'S A VERY AGGRESSIVE TYPE CUTTING SYSTEM, BUT YET IT'S SO
SMALL.
WELL,
CUTTING SYSTEM, BUT YET IT'S SO SMALL. WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED!
IT'S
SMALL. WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED! IT'S AN ENGINE LATHE, ALL
RIGHT...
FOR
IT'S AN ENGINE LATHE, ALL RIGHT... FOR MAKING KEYS.
THAT
RIGHT... FOR MAKING KEYS. THAT IS WHAT THIS IS!
THIS
FOR MAKING KEYS. THAT IS WHAT THIS IS! THIS IS SOMETHING I'M DEFINITELY
GONNA
THAT IS WHAT THIS IS! THIS IS SOMETHING I'M DEFINITELY GONNA GET CHECKED OUT, BECAUSE
IT'S
THIS IS SOMETHING I'M DEFINITELY GONNA GET CHECKED OUT, BECAUSE IT'S NOT CHEAP.
MAN,
GONNA GET CHECKED OUT, BECAUSE IT'S NOT CHEAP. MAN, AND I'M GONNA GO HOME AND
GET
IT'S NOT CHEAP. MAN, AND I'M GONNA GO HOME AND GET ME A COLD BEER.
MY
MAN, AND I'M GONNA GO HOME AND GET ME A COLD BEER. MY HEAD IS STARTING TO
>>
>> I
>> I FOUND SOME CRAZY,
FISHING
FISHING EQUIPMENT IN MY LOCKER,
SO
SO I'M
SO I'M AT
SO I'M AT DEEP SEA CHARTERS
SEE
SEE HOW
SEE HOW MUCH THEY'RE WORTH AND
WHAT
SEE HOW MUCH THEY'RE WORTH AND WHAT KIND OF MONSTER FISH THEY
CATCH.
PROBABLY,
WHAT KIND OF MONSTER FISH THEY CATCH. PROBABLY, LIKE, A FRICKIN'
GREAT
CATCH. PROBABLY, LIKE, A FRICKIN' GREAT WHITE!
>>
PROBABLY, LIKE, A FRICKIN' GREAT WHITE! >> THIS IS AN ELECTRIC REEL FOR
DEEPWATER
GREAT WHITE! >> THIS IS AN ELECTRIC REEL FOR DEEPWATER FISHING.
>>
>> THIS IS AN ELECTRIC REEL FOR DEEPWATER FISHING. >> SO HOW DO YOU HOOK IT ON
THERE?
>>
>> SO HOW DO YOU HOOK IT ON THERE? >> WE'LL GO LIKE THIS.
>>
THERE? >> WE'LL GO LIKE THIS. >> AH!
>>
>> WE'LL GO LIKE THIS. >> AH! >> SCREW THESE BACK.
NOW
>> AH! >> SCREW THESE BACK. NOW IT'S ON THERE CORRECT.
THIS
>> SCREW THESE BACK. NOW IT'S ON THERE CORRECT. THIS LEVER RIGHT HERE WILL REEL
IT
NOW IT'S ON THERE CORRECT. THIS LEVER RIGHT HERE WILL REEL IT UP FOR YOU, AND IT ACTUALLY
STOPS
THIS LEVER RIGHT HERE WILL REEL IT UP FOR YOU, AND IT ACTUALLY STOPS ABOUT 15 FEET BEFORE IT
GETS
IT UP FOR YOU, AND IT ACTUALLY STOPS ABOUT 15 FEET BEFORE IT GETS TO THE TOP, 'CAUSE WHEN
YOU'RE
STOPS ABOUT 15 FEET BEFORE IT GETS TO THE TOP, 'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE FISHING IN 300 TO
600
GETS TO THE TOP, 'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE FISHING IN 300 TO 600 FEET OF WATER...
>>
YOU'RE FISHING IN 300 TO 600 FEET OF WATER... >> YEAH.
>>
600 FEET OF WATER... >> YEAH. >> IF YOU WERE TO REEL IT UP BY
YOURSELF,
>> YEAH. >> IF YOU WERE TO REEL IT UP BY YOURSELF, YOU'D BE VERY TIRED.
>>
>> IF YOU WERE TO REEL IT UP BY YOURSELF, YOU'D BE VERY TIRED. >> WELL, THAT'S NO FUN.
>>
YOURSELF, YOU'D BE VERY TIRED. >> WELL, THAT'S NO FUN. >> AT THE LAST 15 FEET, YOU CAN
REEL
>> WELL, THAT'S NO FUN. >> AT THE LAST 15 FEET, YOU CAN REEL IT IN.
>>
>> AT THE LAST 15 FEET, YOU CAN REEL IT IN. >> WELL, THANK GOD.
I
REEL IT IN. >> WELL, THANK GOD. I DON'T WANT THESE GUNS TO GO
TO
>> WELL, THANK GOD. I DON'T WANT THESE GUNS TO GO TO WASTE.
>>
I DON'T WANT THESE GUNS TO GO TO WASTE. >> LET'S GO FISHING.
>>
THIS
THIS IS
THIS IS A
THIS IS A GOOD LITTLE PLACE TO
SUNBATHE
THIS IS A GOOD LITTLE PLACE TO SUNBATHE RIGHT HERE.
COME
THIS IS A GOOD LITTLE PLACE TO SUNBATHE RIGHT HERE. COME ON, JACK, WE READY YET?
CHOP-CHOP.
WHAT
COME ON, JACK, WE READY YET? CHOP-CHOP. WHAT BAIT ARE WE USING,
>>
>> THANK
>> THANK GOD THEY'RE DEAD.
>>
>> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> WHOA.
>>
>> OKAY. >> WHOA. >> OKAY, WE'RE GONNA LET IT BACK
DOWN.
GOD
>> OKAY, WE'RE GONNA LET IT BACK DOWN. GOD DOG!
>>
DOWN. GOD DOG! >> HOW MANY FEET DO YOU THINK
IT'S
GOD DOG! >> HOW MANY FEET DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING DOWN?
>>
>> HOW MANY FEET DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING DOWN? >> ABOUT 60, 70.
SEE,
IT'S GOING DOWN? >> ABOUT 60, 70. SEE, IT'S MEASURING THE FEET.
>>
>> ABOUT 60, 70. SEE, IT'S MEASURING THE FEET. >> DID YOU GET ONE?
>>
SEE, IT'S MEASURING THE FEET. >> DID YOU GET ONE? >> YUP.
SEE
>> DID YOU GET ONE? >> YUP. SEE IT? SEE IT? SEE IT?
THERE
>> YUP. SEE IT? SEE IT? SEE IT? THERE WE GO.
NOW
SEE IT? SEE IT? SEE IT? THERE WE GO. NOW IT'S AUTOMATICALLY PULLING
IT
THERE WE GO. NOW IT'S AUTOMATICALLY PULLING IT UP FOR YOU.
>>
NOW IT'S AUTOMATICALLY PULLING IT UP FOR YOU. >> [gasps] OKAY.
>>
IT UP FOR YOU. >> [gasps] OKAY. >> OKAY, NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO
>> [gasps] OKAY. >> OKAY, NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO REEL HIM.
[gasps]
>> OKAY, NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO REEL HIM. [gasps] OH, MY GOD!
>>
TO REEL HIM. [gasps] OH, MY GOD! >> WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
WHOA!
[gasps] OH, MY GOD! >> WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
>>
>> WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! >> OH, IT'S SO CUTE!
IT'S
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! >> OH, IT'S SO CUTE! IT'S PINK!
POOR
>> OH, IT'S SO CUTE! IT'S PINK! POOR FISHY.
LOOK
IT'S PINK! POOR FISHY. LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS.
WE
POOR FISHY. LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS. WE CAN'T KEEP HIM.
WE
LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS. WE CAN'T KEEP HIM. WE NEED TO THROW THAT BACK.
>>
WE CAN'T KEEP HIM. WE NEED TO THROW THAT BACK. >> NOPE.
>>
WE NEED TO THROW THAT BACK. >> NOPE. >> IT'S SAD.
OH,
>> NOPE. >> IT'S SAD. OH, MY GOD!
IT'S
>> IT'S SAD. OH, MY GOD! IT'S JUST DYING.
CAN'T
OH, MY GOD! IT'S JUST DYING. CAN'T YOU DROWN IT FIRST OR
SOMETHING
IT'S JUST DYING. CAN'T YOU DROWN IT FIRST OR SOMETHING AT LEAST?
>>
CAN'T YOU DROWN IT FIRST OR SOMETHING AT LEAST? >> HEY, MARY, WE GOT IT ALL
TESTED
SOMETHING AT LEAST? >> HEY, MARY, WE GOT IT ALL TESTED FOR YOU.
AS
>> HEY, MARY, WE GOT IT ALL TESTED FOR YOU. AS YOU SAW, IT CAUGHT FISH JUST
GREAT.
>>
>> SO
>> SO HOW
>> SO HOW MUCH MONEY WE
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, I WOULD SAY...
ABOUT
>> WELL, I WOULD SAY... ABOUT $1,000.
>>
ABOUT $1,000. >> NICE!
>>
>> NICE! >> AWESOME.
>>
>> AWESOME. >> I'M PUMPED!
BEING
BEING OUT
BEING OUT ON THE OCEAN
MAKING
MAKING MONEY, THAT'S THE PERFECT
WAY
MAKING MONEY, THAT'S THE PERFECT WAY TO SPEND THE DAY, BUT FROM
NOW
MAKING MONEY, THAT'S THE PERFECT WAY TO SPEND THE DAY, BUT FROM NOW ON, I'LL PASS ON THE FISHING
PART.
I'M
NOW ON, I'LL PASS ON THE FISHING PART. I'M STICKING TO FISH STICKS.
[laughs]
THE
I'M STICKING TO FISH STICKS. [laughs] THE LIFE OF A STORAGE LOCKER
BUYER,
[laughs] THE LIFE OF A STORAGE LOCKER BUYER, IT'S PRETTY
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M AT
>> I'M AT A-1 LOCKSMITH TO
THIS
THIS COOL, LITTLE KEY-CUTTING
MACHINE
THIS COOL, LITTLE KEY-CUTTING MACHINE I FOUND CHECKED OUT.
HOPEFULLY, IT'S THE KEY
UNLOCKING
UNLOCKING SOME PROFIT.
[laughs]
SEE
UNLOCKING SOME PROFIT. [laughs] SEE WHAT I DID THERE.
>>
[laughs] SEE WHAT I DID THERE. >> LITTLE MACHINE YOU GOT, HUH?
>>
SEE WHAT I DID THERE. >> LITTLE MACHINE YOU GOT, HUH? >> [laughing] YEAH, IT'S LITTLE.
>>
>> LITTLE MACHINE YOU GOT, HUH? >> [laughing] YEAH, IT'S LITTLE. >> ALL RIGHT.
THIS
>> [laughing] YEAH, IT'S LITTLE. >> ALL RIGHT. THIS IS CALLED THE "ILCO
MACHINE,"
>> ALL RIGHT. THIS IS CALLED THE "ILCO MACHINE," IT'S A KEY DUPLICATOR.
RIGHT
THIS IS CALLED THE "ILCO MACHINE," IT'S A KEY DUPLICATOR. RIGHT HERE IS GONNA BE YOUR
KEY
MACHINE," IT'S A KEY DUPLICATOR. RIGHT HERE IS GONNA BE YOUR KEY CUTTER WHEEL.
LOOKS
RIGHT HERE IS GONNA BE YOUR KEY CUTTER WHEEL. LOOKS LIKE IT'S IN PRETTY GOOD
CONDITION,
KEY CUTTER WHEEL. LOOKS LIKE IT'S IN PRETTY GOOD CONDITION, IT'S NOT DULL, IT'S
NOT
LOOKS LIKE IT'S IN PRETTY GOOD CONDITION, IT'S NOT DULL, IT'S NOT FLATTENED OUT.
THIS
CONDITION, IT'S NOT DULL, IT'S NOT FLATTENED OUT. THIS RIGHT HERE IS GONNA BE THE
BUMPER.
THE
THIS RIGHT HERE IS GONNA BE THE BUMPER. THE BUMPER BASICALLY ROLLS
ALONG
BUMPER. THE BUMPER BASICALLY ROLLS ALONG THE KEY TO MAKE SURE THE
KEYS
THE BUMPER BASICALLY ROLLS ALONG THE KEY TO MAKE SURE THE KEYS ARE IN THE RIGHT POSITION.
>>
ALONG THE KEY TO MAKE SURE THE KEYS ARE IN THE RIGHT POSITION. >> THIS LITTLE APPARATUS RIGHT
HERE,
KEYS ARE IN THE RIGHT POSITION. >> THIS LITTLE APPARATUS RIGHT HERE, IS THIS SOMETHING THAT
Y'ALL
>> THIS LITTLE APPARATUS RIGHT HERE, IS THIS SOMETHING THAT Y'ALL USE IN THE SHOP?
>>
HERE, IS THIS SOMETHING THAT Y'ALL USE IN THE SHOP? >> WELL, THIS RIGHT HERE IS
BASICALLY
Y'ALL USE IN THE SHOP? >> WELL, THIS RIGHT HERE IS BASICALLY GONNA BE SOMETHING
THAT
>> WELL, THIS RIGHT HERE IS BASICALLY GONNA BE SOMETHING THAT IS GONNA BE, LIKE, A MOBILE
UNIT
BASICALLY GONNA BE SOMETHING THAT IS GONNA BE, LIKE, A MOBILE UNIT YOU WOULD STICK IN YOUR
VAN,
THAT IS GONNA BE, LIKE, A MOBILE UNIT YOU WOULD STICK IN YOUR VAN, LIKE IF YOU WERE DOING
ON-ROAD
UNIT YOU WOULD STICK IN YOUR VAN, LIKE IF YOU WERE DOING ON-ROAD SERVICE CALLS.
>>
VAN, LIKE IF YOU WERE DOING ON-ROAD SERVICE CALLS. >> SO I COULD USE THIS IN MY
PICKUP
ON-ROAD SERVICE CALLS. >> SO I COULD USE THIS IN MY PICKUP AND CUT NEW KEYS WHEN
ONE
>> SO I COULD USE THIS IN MY PICKUP AND CUT NEW KEYS WHEN ONE OF MY CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIENDS
COME
PICKUP AND CUT NEW KEYS WHEN ONE OF MY CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIENDS COME BY MY HOUSE?
>>
ONE OF MY CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIENDS COME BY MY HOUSE? >> [laughs]
>>
COME BY MY HOUSE? >> [laughs] >> WHEW!
'CAUSE
>> [laughs] >> WHEW! 'CAUSE I GOT A LOT OF CRAZY
EX-GIRLFRIENDS.
BUT
'CAUSE I GOT A LOT OF CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIENDS. BUT HOW DO YOU WORK THIS?
>>
EX-GIRLFRIENDS. BUT HOW DO YOU WORK THIS? >> WELL, ON THE SIDE OF IT HERE,
YOU
BUT HOW DO YOU WORK THIS? >> WELL, ON THE SIDE OF IT HERE, YOU GOT YOUR JAWS.
THIS
>> WELL, ON THE SIDE OF IT HERE, YOU GOT YOUR JAWS. THIS ONE HERE IS ACTUALLY GONNA
HOLD
YOU GOT YOUR JAWS. THIS ONE HERE IS ACTUALLY GONNA HOLD THE KEY THAT YOU WANT TO
DUPLICATE,
THIS ONE HERE IS ACTUALLY GONNA HOLD THE KEY THAT YOU WANT TO DUPLICATE, AND THIS SIDE IS
ACTUALLY
HOLD THE KEY THAT YOU WANT TO DUPLICATE, AND THIS SIDE IS ACTUALLY GONNA HOLD THE KEY
THAT'S
DUPLICATE, AND THIS SIDE IS ACTUALLY GONNA HOLD THE KEY THAT'S GONNA BE COPIED.
WE
ACTUALLY GONNA HOLD THE KEY THAT'S GONNA BE COPIED. WE NEED TO GET SOME SAFETY
GOGGLES
THAT'S GONNA BE COPIED. WE NEED TO GET SOME SAFETY GOGGLES FIRST BEFORE WE TURN
THIS
WE NEED TO GET SOME SAFETY GOGGLES FIRST BEFORE WE TURN THIS THING ON.
>>
GOGGLES FIRST BEFORE WE TURN THIS THING ON. >> YEP, I KNOW ALL ABOUT SAFETY.
I
THIS THING ON. >> YEP, I KNOW ALL ABOUT SAFETY. I ALMOST LOST MY HEAD, BUT I
AIN'T
>> YEP, I KNOW ALL ABOUT SAFETY. I ALMOST LOST MY HEAD, BUT I AIN'T ABOUT TO LOSE A EYE.
ONE,
I ALMOST LOST MY HEAD, BUT I AIN'T ABOUT TO LOSE A EYE. ONE, TWO, THREE.
[machine
AIN'T ABOUT TO LOSE A EYE. ONE, TWO, THREE. [machine whirs]
>>
ONE, TWO, THREE. [machine whirs] >> OH, THERE YOU GO!
>>
>> IT
>> IT DOES CUT A KEY.
>>
>> IT DOES CUT A KEY. >> WELL, I'LL BE.
WE
>> IT DOES CUT A KEY. >> WELL, I'LL BE. WE MADE A KEY.
JASON,
JASON, NOW THAT WE KNOW
WORKS,
WORKS, WHAT'S IT WORTH?
>>
WORKS, WHAT'S IT WORTH? >> I'M THINKING SOMEWHERE
AROUND...
400
AROUND... 400 BUCKS.
>>
400 BUCKS. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> YEAH, PRETTY GOOD CONDITION.
GOT
>> YEAH, PRETTY GOOD CONDITION. GOT YOU A DECENT MACHINE.
>>
GOT YOU A DECENT MACHINE. >> I DID GOOD TODAY!
THEY
THEY SAY
THEY SAY WALKING UNDERNEATH
LADDER
LADDER IS
LADDER IS BAD LUCK, BUT GETTING
HIT
LADDER IS BAD LUCK, BUT GETTING HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A LADDER
MIGHT
LADDER IS BAD LUCK, BUT GETTING HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A LADDER MIGHT BE GOOD LUCK.
CAN
HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A LADDER MIGHT BE GOOD LUCK. CAN I MAKE A KEY TO SHUT DOWN
SOME
MIGHT BE GOOD LUCK. CAN I MAKE A KEY TO SHUT DOWN SOME PEOPLE'S MOUTHS AT THE
AUCTION?
>>
SOME PEOPLE'S MOUTHS AT THE AUCTION? >> [laughs]
WOULDN'T
AUCTION? >> [laughs] WOULDN'T THAT BE
>>
>> I
>> I GOT
>> I GOT MY BEAR.
I
I FOUND
I FOUND A
I FOUND A TEDDY BEAR IN
LOCKER
LOCKER THAT SEEMS TO BE A NANNY
CAM,
LOCKER THAT SEEMS TO BE A NANNY CAM, SO WHO BETTER TO TAKE IT
TO
LOCKER THAT SEEMS TO BE A NANNY CAM, SO WHO BETTER TO TAKE IT TO THAN THE SPY
ROBERT,
ROBERT, HELLO.
>>
ROBERT, HELLO. >> HEY, BACK AGAIN.
>>
ROBERT, HELLO. >> HEY, BACK AGAIN. >> FOUND MORE JAMES BOND STUFF.
>>
>> HEY, BACK AGAIN. >> FOUND MORE JAMES BOND STUFF. >> UH-HUH, I SEE.
>>
>> FOUND MORE JAMES BOND STUFF. >> UH-HUH, I SEE. >> OR JAMES BOND'S NURSERY.
>>
>> UH-HUH, I SEE. >> OR JAMES BOND'S NURSERY. >> THIS IS AN AMAZING PIECE OF
EQUIPMENT
>> OR JAMES BOND'S NURSERY. >> THIS IS AN AMAZING PIECE OF EQUIPMENT HERE.
>>
>> THIS IS AN AMAZING PIECE OF EQUIPMENT HERE. >> ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC?
>>
EQUIPMENT HERE. >> ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC? >> NO, IT'S A PROFESSIONAL-GRADE
NANNY
>> ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC? >> NO, IT'S A PROFESSIONAL-GRADE NANNY CAM.
>>
>> NO, IT'S A PROFESSIONAL-GRADE NANNY CAM. >> YOU'VE SEEN, LIKE, THIS WHOLE
MODEL
NANNY CAM. >> YOU'VE SEEN, LIKE, THIS WHOLE MODEL BEFORE?
>>
>> YOU'VE SEEN, LIKE, THIS WHOLE MODEL BEFORE? >> I CARRY 'EM.
YOU
MODEL BEFORE? >> I CARRY 'EM. YOU GOT A CAMERA RIGHT HERE IN
THIS
>> I CARRY 'EM. YOU GOT A CAMERA RIGHT HERE IN THIS EYE, BUT WHAT SEPARATES
THIS
YOU GOT A CAMERA RIGHT HERE IN THIS EYE, BUT WHAT SEPARATES THIS ONE FROM A LOT OF 'EM IS
IT
THIS EYE, BUT WHAT SEPARATES THIS ONE FROM A LOT OF 'EM IS IT HAS A P.I.R. SENSOR HERE
THAT
THIS ONE FROM A LOT OF 'EM IS IT HAS A P.I.R. SENSOR HERE THAT PICKS UP ON BODY HEAT, SO
IT
IT HAS A P.I.R. SENSOR HERE THAT PICKS UP ON BODY HEAT, SO IT CAN RECORD EVEN IN TOTAL
DARKNESS.
>>
IT CAN RECORD EVEN IN TOTAL DARKNESS. >> NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
>>
DARKNESS. >> NOW YOU'RE TALKING. >> HERE'S ACTUALLY YOUR RECORDER
RIGHT
>> NOW YOU'RE TALKING. >> HERE'S ACTUALLY YOUR RECORDER RIGHT HERE.
THIS
>> HERE'S ACTUALLY YOUR RECORDER RIGHT HERE. THIS WILL TAKE UP TO A
16-GIGABYTE
RIGHT HERE. THIS WILL TAKE UP TO A 16-GIGABYTE S.D. CARD, WHICH
GIVES
THIS WILL TAKE UP TO A 16-GIGABYTE S.D. CARD, WHICH GIVES YOU 16 HOURS OF
MOTION-ACTIVATED
16-GIGABYTE S.D. CARD, WHICH GIVES YOU 16 HOURS OF MOTION-ACTIVATED VIDEO.
>>
GIVES YOU 16 HOURS OF MOTION-ACTIVATED VIDEO. >> THIS IS A LITTLE MORE
SOPHISTICATED
MOTION-ACTIVATED VIDEO. >> THIS IS A LITTLE MORE SOPHISTICATED THAN I THOUGHT.
THINK
>> THIS IS A LITTLE MORE SOPHISTICATED THAN I THOUGHT. THINK IT'S GONNA WORK?
>>
SOPHISTICATED THAN I THOUGHT. THINK IT'S GONNA WORK? >> WELL, LET'S PLUG IT IN AND
SEE.
LOOKEE
>> WELL, LET'S PLUG IT IN AND SEE. LOOKEE THERE.
>>
SEE. LOOKEE THERE. >> IS THAT IT?
>>
LOOKEE THERE. >> IS THAT IT? >> IT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU,
DOESN'T
>> IS THAT IT? >> IT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU, DOESN'T IT?
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, HOW MUCH IS IT
ROBERT?
>>
ROBERT? >> IT'S PROFESSIONAL GRADE.
YOU'RE
>> IT'S PROFESSIONAL GRADE. YOU'RE LOOKING AT ABOUT...
600
YOU'RE LOOKING AT ABOUT... 600 BUCKS.
>>
600 BUCKS. >> THAT'S AWESOME.
THANKS
>> THAT'S AWESOME. THANKS TO THAT CUDDLY NANNY
CAM,
THANKS TO THAT CUDDLY NANNY CAM, I WAS ABLE TO MAKE A
PROFIT.
OF
OF COURSE, I KNOW NONE OF
STUFFED
STUFFED ANIMALS WOULD SPY ON ME.
WHAT?
WE'RE
STUFFED ANIMALS WOULD SPY ON ME. WHAT? WE'RE FRIENDS TO THE END.
I'LL
WHAT? WE'RE FRIENDS TO THE END. I'LL PROBABLY PUT, LIKE, A TUX
ON
WE'RE FRIENDS TO THE END. I'LL PROBABLY PUT, LIKE, A TUX ON HIM...OR SHE.
IT'S
I'LL PROBABLY PUT, LIKE, A TUX ON HIM...OR SHE. IT'S PROBABLY A SHE 'CAUSE IT'S
PINK.
>>
IT'S PROBABLY A SHE 'CAUSE IT'S PINK. >> YEAH, YEAH, IT'D PROBABLY BE
A
PINK. >> YEAH, YEAH, IT'D PROBABLY BE A SHE FOR SURE.
>>
>> YEAH, YEAH, IT'D PROBABLY BE A SHE FOR SURE. >> WELL, LET ME SEE.
YEAH,
A SHE FOR SURE. >> WELL, LET ME SEE. YEAH, IT'S PROBABLY A SHE.
>>
>> narrator: THE FORT WORTH
PHENOM
>> narrator: THE FORT WORTH PHENOM WAS MARY, WHO HOOKED A
$2,100
PHENOM WAS MARY, WHO HOOKED A $2,100 HAUL WITH HER FISHING
RODS
$2,100 HAUL WITH HER FISHING RODS AND REEL.
MATT
RODS AND REEL. MATT BLEVINS CAUGHT ALMOST
500
MATT BLEVINS CAUGHT ALMOST 500 BUCKS FROM HIS MOBILE KEY
MAKER.
BUBBA
MAKER. BUBBA SPIED A $415 PROFIT FROM
HIS
BUBBA SPIED A $415 PROFIT FROM HIS TEDDY BEAR NANNY CAM.
AND
HIS TEDDY BEAR NANNY CAM. AND KENNY STOWE LEFT
EMPTY-HANDED,
AND KENNY STOWE LEFT EMPTY-HANDED, BUT FULL OF HOT
>>
>> HEY,
>> HEY, BUBBA, YOU WAS
HOMESCHOOLED,
>> HEY, BUBBA, YOU WAS HOMESCHOOLED, CORRECTLY?
>>
HOMESCHOOLED, CORRECTLY? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> IS IT BECAUSE THE KIDS HATED
YOU?
>>
YOU? >> YES, THAT'S WHY.
>>
>> YES, THAT'S WHY. >> THAT'S WHY THEY HOMESCHOOLED
YOU?
>>
YOU? >> YES, I WAS HOMESCHOOLED,
MATT.
YOUR
MATT. YOUR MOM WAS MY TEACHER.
[crowd
YOUR MOM WAS MY TEACHER. [crowd jeers]
>>
[crowd jeers] >> HEY, HEY, HEY, BUBBA, THAT
WAS
>> HEY, HEY, HEY, BUBBA, THAT WAS VERY DISRESPECTFUL, OKAY?
>>
WAS VERY DISRESPECTFUL, OKAY? >> IS IT?
I
>> IS IT? I JUST SAID YOUR MOM WAS MY
HOMESCHOOL
I JUST SAID YOUR MOM WAS MY HOMESCHOOL TEACHER.
WHAT'S
HOMESCHOOL TEACHER. WHAT'S DISRESPECTFUL ABOUT THAT?
>>
WHAT'S DISRESPECTFUL ABOUT THAT? >> AND EVERYBODY STARTED
LAUGHING
>> AND EVERYBODY STARTED LAUGHING LIKE MY MOM--
>>
LAUGHING LIKE MY MOM-- >> SHE'S AN EDUCATOR.
I
>> SHE'S AN EDUCATOR. I DIDN'T SAY SHE MADE A PASS AT
ME
I DIDN'T SAY SHE MADE A PASS AT ME OR ANYTHING.
>>
ME OR ANYTHING. >> GET OFF THE MOTHER, 'CAUSE I
JUST
>> GET OFF THE MOTHER, 'CAUSE I JUST GOT OFF