>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> HEY, WHERE'S YOUR BIGGER
HALF?
THE
>> HEY, WHERE'S YOUR BIGGER HALF? THE ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET OR
SOMETHING?
>>
THE ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET OR SOMETHING? >> I'M FLYING SOLO TODAY.
IF
SOMETHING? >> I'M FLYING SOLO TODAY. IF ANYBODY THINKS THEY CAN TAKE
ME
>> I'M FLYING SOLO TODAY. IF ANYBODY THINKS THEY CAN TAKE ME ON, STEP RIGHT UP.
DON'T
IF ANYBODY THINKS THEY CAN TAKE ME ON, STEP RIGHT UP. DON'T STAND IN FRONT OF A TRAIN
WHEN
ME ON, STEP RIGHT UP. DON'T STAND IN FRONT OF A TRAIN WHEN IT'S COMING THROUGH.
YOU
DON'T STAND IN FRONT OF A TRAIN WHEN IT'S COMING THROUGH. YOU GET RUN OVER.
>>
WHEN IT'S COMING THROUGH. YOU GET RUN OVER. >> TODAY, I'M STEPPING UP MY
GAME
YOU GET RUN OVER. >> TODAY, I'M STEPPING UP MY GAME WITH SOME TOOLS OF THE
TRADE.
OOH,
GAME WITH SOME TOOLS OF THE TRADE. OOH, OOH!
YOU
TRADE. OOH, OOH! YOU GUYS BETTER WATCH OUT!
>>
OOH, OOH! YOU GUYS BETTER WATCH OUT! >> 1,600?
>>
YOU GUYS BETTER WATCH OUT! >> 1,600? >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,600? >> YEAH! >> IS THAT GIRL HIGH?
>>
>> YEAH! >> IS THAT GIRL HIGH? >> OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
THIS
>> IS THAT GIRL HIGH? >> OH, WAIT A MINUTE. THIS IS THAT TAP OUT.
BUDDY,
>> OH, WAIT A MINUTE. THIS IS THAT TAP OUT. BUDDY, IT'S RIGHT THERE AND IT'S
READY.
SOMEONE
BUDDY, IT'S RIGHT THERE AND IT'S READY. SOMEONE LIKE ME, 259 POUNDS,
COMES
READY. SOMEONE LIKE ME, 259 POUNDS, COMES AT YOU.
>>
SOMEONE LIKE ME, 259 POUNDS, COMES AT YOU. >> MM-HMM.
>>
COMES AT YOU. >> MM-HMM. >> YOU'RE GONNA TAKE ME DOWN?
>>
>> MM-HMM. >> YOU'RE GONNA TAKE ME DOWN? >> I LIKE HITTING PEOPLE.
WHA-BAM,
>> YOU'RE GONNA TAKE ME DOWN? >> I LIKE HITTING PEOPLE. WHA-BAM, AND PUSH IT IN.
>>
>> I LIKE HITTING PEOPLE. WHA-BAM, AND PUSH IT IN. >> OOH, THAT WAS A DOWNFALL!
[country
WHA-BAM, AND PUSH IT IN. >> OOH, THAT WAS A DOWNFALL! [country rock music]
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB. >> CHA-CHING!
>>
>> CHA-CHING! >> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG. >> THIS WILL LOOK GOOD AFTER
I
>> THIS WILL LOOK GOOD AFTER I PAINT IT.
>>
>> I
>> I SEE
>> I SEE TREASURES.
DOLLAR
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS!
>>
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS! >> all: WHOO!
>>
DOLLAR SIGNS! >> all: WHOO! >> THIS IS OUR TURF.
>>
>> all: WHOO! >> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS.
>>
>> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING.
>>
>> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER.
WHOOPS!
>>
>> WOMEN POWER. WHOOPS! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
WHOOPS! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> READY TO GO!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> READY TO GO! >> YEAH!
>>
>> READY TO GO! >> YEAH! >> [auctioneering]
>>
>> YEAH! >> [auctioneering] >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> [auctioneering] >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY.
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY. >> [auctioneering]
>>
>> HEY. >> [auctioneering] >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> [auctioneering] >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
>>
>> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ >> YES.
>>
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ >> YES. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> [auctioneering]
AND
>> [auctioneering] AND IT'S SOLD!
WE'RE
AND IT'S SOLD! WE'RE IN PLANO, TEXAS.
NOW,
WE'RE IN PLANO, TEXAS. NOW, THE PEOPLE AROUND HERE SAY
IT'S
NOW, THE PEOPLE AROUND HERE SAY IT'S THE SAFEST PLACE IN AMERICA
TO
IT'S THE SAFEST PLACE IN AMERICA TO LIVE.
YOU
TO LIVE. YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY?
AIN'T
YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY? AIN'T NO PLACE LIKE PLANO.
[laughs]
I'M
[laughs] I'M GONNA COPYRIGHT THAT.
>>
I'M GONNA COPYRIGHT THAT. >> SO I'VE GOT A LITTLE PLAN UP
MY
>> SO I'VE GOT A LITTLE PLAN UP MY SLEEVE TODAY.
I
MY SLEEVE TODAY. I AM GOING TO OFFER AN OLIVE
BRANCH
I AM GOING TO OFFER AN OLIVE BRANCH OF KINDNESS TO MARY, AND
I'M
BRANCH OF KINDNESS TO MARY, AND I'M GONNA SWING THAT BRANCH LIKE
IT'S
I'M GONNA SWING THAT BRANCH LIKE IT'S A BASEBALL BAT.
KILL
IT'S A BASEBALL BAT. KILL HER WITH KINDNESS, AND
STEER
KILL HER WITH KINDNESS, AND STEER HER INTO A CRAPPY LOCKER
SO
STEER HER INTO A CRAPPY LOCKER SO I CAN WALK AWAY WITH THE BEST
ONE.
>>
ONE. >> TODAY, WE'LL TAKE NO
PRISONERS.
IF
PRISONERS. IF A LOCKER IS WORTH THE MONEY,
I'M
IF A LOCKER IS WORTH THE MONEY, I'M A BUYER.
YOU
I'M A BUYER. YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN HAVING A LOT
OF
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN HAVING A LOT OF FUN MESSING WITH RICKY AND
BUBBA,
OF FUN MESSING WITH RICKY AND BUBBA, BUT TODAY, I'VE GOT MARY
AND
BUBBA, BUT TODAY, I'VE GOT MARY AND JENNY IN MY SIGHTS.
I'VE
AND JENNY IN MY SIGHTS. I'VE GOT TO GET TO THE BATHROOM.
THERE
I'VE GOT TO GET TO THE BATHROOM. THERE BETTER NOT BE NOBODY IN
THE
THERE BETTER NOT BE NOBODY IN THE WAY.
>>
THE WAY. >> MY BIGGEST DISADVANTAGE AT
THESE
>> MY BIGGEST DISADVANTAGE AT THESE AUCTIONS IS MY SIZE.
SO
THESE AUCTIONS IS MY SIZE. SO TODAY, I'M STEPPING UP MY
GAME
SO TODAY, I'M STEPPING UP MY GAME WITH SOME TOOLS OF THE
TRADE--A
GAME WITH SOME TOOLS OF THE TRADE--A STEP LADDER, AND A BIG,
OLD
TRADE--A STEP LADDER, AND A BIG, OLD FLASHLIGHT.
>>
OLD FLASHLIGHT. >> WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR
TODAY?
>>
TODAY? >> ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING,
ESPECIALLY
>> ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING, ESPECIALLY SINCE I GOT, YOU
KNOW--
>>
KNOW-- >> ALL THE TOOLS?
WELL,
>> ALL THE TOOLS? WELL, IF YOU NEED ME TO HELP
WITH
WELL, IF YOU NEED ME TO HELP WITH ANYTHING, LET ME KNOW.
>>
WITH ANYTHING, LET ME KNOW. >> SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY HERE.
>>
>> SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY HERE. >> IS THAT RICKY IN THAT TRUCK?
WHERE'S
>> IS THAT RICKY IN THAT TRUCK? WHERE'S BUBBA?
>>
WHERE'S BUBBA? >> WEIRD.
THEY'RE
>> WEIRD. THEY'RE ALWAYS TOGETHER.
>>
THEY'RE ALWAYS TOGETHER. >> I'M FLYING SOLO TODAY.
IF
>> I'M FLYING SOLO TODAY. IF ANYBODY THINKS THEY CAN TAKE
ME
IF ANYBODY THINKS THEY CAN TAKE ME ON, STEP RIGHT UP AND GET YOU
SOME.
>>
>> HEY,
>> HEY, WHERE'S YOUR BIGGER
HALF?
>>
>> HEY, WHERE'S YOUR BIGGER HALF? >> I DON'T NEED MY BIGGER HALF.
>>
HALF? >> I DON'T NEED MY BIGGER HALF. >> SO YOU GUYS ARE IN A FIGHT?
>>
>> I DON'T NEED MY BIGGER HALF. >> SO YOU GUYS ARE IN A FIGHT? >> IN A FIGHT?
>>
>> SO YOU GUYS ARE IN A FIGHT? >> IN A FIGHT? >> NO?
>>
>> IN A FIGHT? >> NO? >> WE'RE KIND OF SPREADING OUT A
LITTLE
>> NO? >> WE'RE KIND OF SPREADING OUT A LITTLE BIT.
>>
>> WE'RE KIND OF SPREADING OUT A LITTLE BIT. >> DID I HEAR YOU SAY SOMETHING
ABOUT
LITTLE BIT. >> DID I HEAR YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT BUBBA SPREADING OUT?
WHAT
>> DID I HEAR YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT BUBBA SPREADING OUT? WHAT IS HE, AT THE ALL YOU CAN
EAT
ABOUT BUBBA SPREADING OUT? WHAT IS HE, AT THE ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET OR SOMETHING?
>>
WHAT IS HE, AT THE ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET OR SOMETHING? >> YEAH, HE IS THERE.
>>
EAT BUFFET OR SOMETHING? >> YEAH, HE IS THERE. >> I THOUGHT HE WAS SPREAD OUT
ENOUGH.
>>
>> I THOUGHT HE WAS SPREAD OUT ENOUGH. >> [scoffs] OL' ROLY-POLY THERE,
HE
ENOUGH. >> [scoffs] OL' ROLY-POLY THERE, HE AIN'T ONE TO BE TALKING.
>>
>> [scoffs] OL' ROLY-POLY THERE, HE AIN'T ONE TO BE TALKING. >> SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
TODAY?
BUBBA
>> SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TODAY? BUBBA DOES BIDDING USUALLY.
YOU
TODAY? BUBBA DOES BIDDING USUALLY. YOU GONNA START BIDDING?
>>
BUBBA DOES BIDDING USUALLY. YOU GONNA START BIDDING? >> OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
I
YOU GONNA START BIDDING? >> OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. I WAS DOING THIS BEFORE YOU GUYS
WERE
>> OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. I WAS DOING THIS BEFORE YOU GUYS WERE BORN.
EVEN
I WAS DOING THIS BEFORE YOU GUYS WERE BORN. EVEN BEFORE BUBBA WAS BORN I WAS
DOING
WERE BORN. EVEN BEFORE BUBBA WAS BORN I WAS DOING THIS.
>>
EVEN BEFORE BUBBA WAS BORN I WAS DOING THIS. >> SO ARE YOU, LIKE, 90?
>>
DOING THIS. >> SO ARE YOU, LIKE, 90? >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> SO ARE YOU, LIKE, 90? >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
WE'RE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
NO
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. NO STEPPING INSIDE.
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. NO STEPPING INSIDE. NO REACHING INSIDE.
TODAY'S
NO STEPPING INSIDE. NO REACHING INSIDE. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH ONLY
SALE.
PLEASE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH ONLY SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
ARE
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO!
>>
>> all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> OOH, OOH!
YOU
>> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> OOH, OOH! YOU GUYS BETTER WATCH OUT.
>>
>> OOH, OOH! YOU GUYS BETTER WATCH OUT. >> THAT'S DANGEROUS.
>>
YOU GUYS BETTER WATCH OUT. >> THAT'S DANGEROUS. >> SHE'S GONNA END UP GETTING
THAT
>> THAT'S DANGEROUS. >> SHE'S GONNA END UP GETTING THAT LADDER RUN INTO SOMEBODY OR
SOMETHING,
>> SHE'S GONNA END UP GETTING THAT LADDER RUN INTO SOMEBODY OR SOMETHING, I GUARANTEE YOU.
>>
THAT LADDER RUN INTO SOMEBODY OR SOMETHING, I GUARANTEE YOU. >> YAY!
>>
SOMETHING, I GUARANTEE YOU. >> YAY! >> DANG.
IT'S
>> YAY! >> DANG. IT'S GOT A NICE DINETTE SET.
LOOK
>> DANG. IT'S GOT A NICE DINETTE SET. LOOK AT THOSE CHAIRS.
I
IT'S GOT A NICE DINETTE SET. LOOK AT THOSE CHAIRS. I MEAN, THEY'RE SHOWING LOTS OF
LEG
LOOK AT THOSE CHAIRS. I MEAN, THEY'RE SHOWING LOTS OF LEG AND LOTS OF ARM, AND I LIKE
A
I MEAN, THEY'RE SHOWING LOTS OF LEG AND LOTS OF ARM, AND I LIKE A CHAIR WITH LOTS OF LEG AND
ARM.
>>
A CHAIR WITH LOTS OF LEG AND ARM. >> BESIDES THOSE CHAIRS, THE
REST
ARM. >> BESIDES THOSE CHAIRS, THE REST OF THIS IS JUST A LOT OF
RAW
>> BESIDES THOSE CHAIRS, THE REST OF THIS IS JUST A LOT OF RAW MATERIALS, SO I NEED TO
STEAL
REST OF THIS IS JUST A LOT OF RAW MATERIALS, SO I NEED TO STEAL IT FOR CHEAP.
>>
RAW MATERIALS, SO I NEED TO STEAL IT FOR CHEAP. >> LET'S SEE WHAT'S UP HERE.
[chuckles]
STEAL IT FOR CHEAP. >> LET'S SEE WHAT'S UP HERE. [chuckles] WHOA.
MATCHING
>> LET'S SEE WHAT'S UP HERE. [chuckles] WHOA. MATCHING END TABLES BACK THERE.
LOOKS
[chuckles] WHOA. MATCHING END TABLES BACK THERE. LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A PIECE OF
WOODEN
MATCHING END TABLES BACK THERE. LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A PIECE OF WOODEN FURNITURE.
IT'S
LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A PIECE OF WOODEN FURNITURE. IT'S TUCKED UNDERNEATH THERE.
THAT
WOODEN FURNITURE. IT'S TUCKED UNDERNEATH THERE. THAT COULD BE A BIG FIND THAT NO
ONE
IT'S TUCKED UNDERNEATH THERE. THAT COULD BE A BIG FIND THAT NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE BUT ME.
>>
THAT COULD BE A BIG FIND THAT NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE BUT ME. >> SOME REALLY GOOD BOXES HERE.
WITH
ONE ELSE CAN SEE BUT ME. >> SOME REALLY GOOD BOXES HERE. WITH THIS WORKOUT EQUIPMENT AND
EVERYTHING
>> SOME REALLY GOOD BOXES HERE. WITH THIS WORKOUT EQUIPMENT AND EVERYTHING IN HERE, AND THE
TABLES,
WITH THIS WORKOUT EQUIPMENT AND EVERYTHING IN HERE, AND THE TABLES, YOU KNOW I'M GONNA BUY
THIS
EVERYTHING IN HERE, AND THE TABLES, YOU KNOW I'M GONNA BUY THIS LOCKER.
THIS
TABLES, YOU KNOW I'M GONNA BUY THIS LOCKER. THIS ONE'S MINE FOR SURE.
HEY.
>>
THIS ONE'S MINE FOR SURE. HEY. >> WHAT?
>>
HEY. >> WHAT? >> YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL ON THIS
PERCH.
YOU'RE
>> YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL ON THIS PERCH. YOU'RE LIABLE TO GET KNOCKED
OFF.
JUST
YOU'RE LIABLE TO GET KNOCKED OFF. JUST SAYING.
>>
OFF. JUST SAYING. >> WHO'S GONNA BE THE ONE TO
KNOCK
JUST SAYING. >> WHO'S GONNA BE THE ONE TO KNOCK ME OVER?
>>
>> WHO'S GONNA BE THE ONE TO KNOCK ME OVER? >> POW!
THERE
KNOCK ME OVER? >> POW! THERE IT WENT.
>>
>> POW! THERE IT WENT. >> YEAH, SURE.
THE
THERE IT WENT. >> YEAH, SURE. THE ONLY THING GRANDPA SHOOTS
OFF
>> YEAH, SURE. THE ONLY THING GRANDPA SHOOTS OFF IS HIS MOUTH!
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, $100 BILL!
>>
GENTLEMEN, $100 BILL! >> WALT, OVER HERE.
>>
>> WALT, OVER HERE. >> 100 THERE, NOW 200, NOW 300?
>>
>> 100 THERE, NOW 200, NOW 300? >> COME ON!
>>
>> COME ON! >> NOW, 300, AND 400?
>>
>> NOW, 300, AND 400? >> YEP!
>>
>> YEP! >> NOW, 500?
>>
>> NOW, 500? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 600?
>>
>> 600? >> YES, WALT.
>>
>> YES, WALT. >> 600, NOW 700?
>>
>> 600, NOW 700? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 700, NOW 800?
>>
>> 700, NOW 800? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW, 900?
>>
>> NOW, 900? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW, 1,000?
>>
>> NOW, 1,000? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,000, AT 1,100.
>>
>> 1,000, AT 1,100. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,100, NOW 1,200?
>>
>> 1,100, NOW 1,200? >> HALF.
>>
>> HALF. >> I'VE GOT 1,150.
NOW,
>> I'VE GOT 1,150. NOW, 1,200?
>>
NOW, 1,200? >> YEAH, WALT!
>>
>> YEAH, WALT! >> 1,200, NOW 1,250?
>>
>> 1,200, NOW 1,250? >> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> 1,250, AND 1,300?
>>
>> 1,250, AND 1,300? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,300 HERE, NOW 1,350?
>>
>> 1,300 HERE, NOW 1,350? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> DO IT!
1,350,
>> DO IT! 1,350, NOW 1,400?
NOW,
1,350, NOW 1,400? NOW, HE SAYS LET YOU HAVE IT.
1,400
NOW, HE SAYS LET YOU HAVE IT. 1,400 GOING ONCE.
1,400
1,400 GOING ONCE. 1,400 GOING TWICE.
NOW
1,400 GOING TWICE. NOW IT'S SOLD, UP RIGHT HERE.
1,350,
NOW IT'S SOLD, UP RIGHT HERE. 1,350, KENNY.
1,350,
1,350, KENNY. 1,350, KENNY.
>>
1,350, KENNY. >> HE DIDN'T LET ME DO NOTHING.
[clapping]
THAT
[clapping] THAT WAS A GOOD BUY.
GOOD-BYE,
GOOD-BYE, RICKY. [laughs]
JUST
GOOD-BYE, RICKY. [laughs] JUST LIKE PIGEONS ON A WIRE.
I'M
GOOD-BYE, RICKY. [laughs] JUST LIKE PIGEONS ON A WIRE. I'M JUST GONNA POW, POW, POW.
>>
JUST LIKE PIGEONS ON A WIRE. I'M JUST GONNA POW, POW, POW. >> HEY, HEY!
[all
I'M JUST GONNA POW, POW, POW. >> HEY, HEY! [all chattering]
>>
>> HEY, HEY! [all chattering] >> THERE'S AN OAK FILE CABINET
RIGHT
[all chattering] >> THERE'S AN OAK FILE CABINET RIGHT THERE THAT'S BADASS.
IT
>> THERE'S AN OAK FILE CABINET RIGHT THERE THAT'S BADASS. IT WILL SELL EASY.
YOU
RIGHT THERE THAT'S BADASS. IT WILL SELL EASY. YOU KNOW, IF BUBBA WAS HERE,
HE'D
IT WILL SELL EASY. YOU KNOW, IF BUBBA WAS HERE, HE'D BE ALL OVER THOSE TUBS, SO
I
YOU KNOW, IF BUBBA WAS HERE, HE'D BE ALL OVER THOSE TUBS, SO I MIGHT JUST SURPRISE HIM.
>>
HE'D BE ALL OVER THOSE TUBS, SO I MIGHT JUST SURPRISE HIM. >> A SET OF FOUR OF THESE BAMBOO
CHAIRS.
THEY'RE
>> A SET OF FOUR OF THESE BAMBOO CHAIRS. THEY'RE ALL WOVEN.
MATCHING
CHAIRS. THEY'RE ALL WOVEN. MATCHING RECLINERS.
IT'S
THEY'RE ALL WOVEN. MATCHING RECLINERS. IT'S A GOOD LOCKER.
THEY'RE
MATCHING RECLINERS. IT'S A GOOD LOCKER. THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR IT
IF
IT'S A GOOD LOCKER. THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR IT IF THEY WANT IT.
>>
THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR IT IF THEY WANT IT. >> THANK YOU, SIR.
OOH!
JUST
>> THANK YOU, SIR. OOH! JUST BACK THERE, THOSE BIG
BEAMS,
OOH! JUST BACK THERE, THOSE BIG BEAMS, THOSE ARE GOOD RAW
MATERIALS.
GOT
BEAMS, THOSE ARE GOOD RAW MATERIALS. GOT TO GET IT, AND THIS ONE IS
FOR
MATERIALS. GOT TO GET IT, AND THIS ONE IS FOR ME.
>>
GOT TO GET IT, AND THIS ONE IS FOR ME. >> OOH, THIS IS A GREAT LOCKER.
THERE'S
FOR ME. >> OOH, THIS IS A GREAT LOCKER. THERE'S A LOT OF COOL, WHITE
WOOD
>> OOH, THIS IS A GREAT LOCKER. THERE'S A LOT OF COOL, WHITE WOOD IN THE BACK.
I'M
THERE'S A LOT OF COOL, WHITE WOOD IN THE BACK. I'M WONDERING IF MARY IS GONNA
THINK
WOOD IN THE BACK. I'M WONDERING IF MARY IS GONNA THINK THE SAME THING I'M
THINKING.
WE
THINK THE SAME THING I'M THINKING. WE CAN CHANGE THAT, THOUGH.
HOW
THINKING. WE CAN CHANGE THAT, THOUGH. HOW MUCH DO YOU HATE THOSE
RATTAN
WE CAN CHANGE THAT, THOUGH. HOW MUCH DO YOU HATE THOSE RATTAN CHAIRS?
>>
HOW MUCH DO YOU HATE THOSE RATTAN CHAIRS? >> [sighs]
>>
RATTAN CHAIRS? >> [sighs] >> YOU HATE THOSE, HUH?
>>
>> [sighs] >> YOU HATE THOSE, HUH? >> THERE'S SOME GOOD STUFF IN
THERE.
>>
>> THERE'S SOME GOOD STUFF IN THERE. >> YOU KNOW IT SUCKS.
>>
THERE. >> YOU KNOW IT SUCKS. >> I GUESS WE'LL JUST SEE WHAT
HAPPENS.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, $100 BILL.
NOW,
GENTLEMEN, $100 BILL. NOW, 200?
>>
NOW, 200? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW, 200 THERE, NOW 300?
>>
>> NOW, 200 THERE, NOW 300? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 300, NOW 400?
>>
>> 300, NOW 400? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 400, NOW 500?
>>
>> 400, NOW 500? >> WALT.
>>
>> WALT. >> 600?
>>
>> 600? >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> 600, NOW 700?
>>
>> 600, NOW 700? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 700, 800, NOW 900?
>>
>> 700, 800, NOW 900? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 900, 1,000?
>>
>> 900, 1,000? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,000, NOW 1,100?
>>
>> 1,000, NOW 1,100? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,100, NOW 1,200?
>>
>> 1,100, NOW 1,200? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,200 THERE, NOW 1,300?
>>
>> 1,200 THERE, NOW 1,300? >> YEAH, WALT.
>>
>> YEAH, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> 1,400, TO 1,500?
>>
>> 1,400, TO 1,500? >> JESUS.
>>
>> JESUS. >> 1,500?
>>
>> 1,500? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,500, NOW 1,600?
>>
>> 1,500, NOW 1,600? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,600, NOW 1,700?
>>
>> 1,600, NOW 1,700? >> YEAH, WALT.
>>
>> YEAH, WALT. >> 1,700, 1,800, MARY?
>>
>> 1,700, 1,800, MARY? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,800, NOW 1,900?
1,900,
>> 1,800, NOW 1,900? 1,900, WE'RE AT 1,900.
I'M
1,900, WE'RE AT 1,900. I'M GONNA SELL IT!
>>
I'M GONNA SELL IT! >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> I GOT YOU AT 1,800.
>>
>> I GOT YOU AT 1,800. >> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
JUST
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. JUST GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
JUST GIVE IT TO ME! >> YOU'RE OVERBIDDING, MARY.
[laughter]
>>
[laughter] >> IS THAT GIRL HIGH?
WELL,
>> IS THAT GIRL HIGH? WELL, I GUESS SHE IS.
>>
WELL, I GUESS SHE IS. >> 1,900 GOING ONCE.
1,900
>> 1,900 GOING ONCE. 1,900 GOING TWICE.
>>
1,900 GOING TWICE. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> SOLD IT TO MARY, $1,800.
>>
>> SOLD IT TO MARY, $1,800. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> MARY, $1,800.
>>
>> MARY, $1,800. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> YEP, THAT'S RIGHT.
TODAY,
>> YEP, THAT'S RIGHT. TODAY, I AM TOWERING OVER THE
COMPETITION.
OH,
COMPETITION. OH, HELLO, LITTLE PEOPLE.
THIS
OH, HELLO, LITTLE PEOPLE. THIS IS ONE HIGH DOLLAR LOCKER,
SO
THIS IS ONE HIGH DOLLAR LOCKER, SO I'M GONNA SKIP THE NEXT
AUCTION
SO I'M GONNA SKIP THE NEXT AUCTION AND TAKE A LOOK INSIDE.
OKAY,
AUCTION AND TAKE A LOOK INSIDE. OKAY, WE'VE GOT A SET OF THESE.
LOOKS
OKAY, WE'VE GOT A SET OF THESE. LOOKS LIKE THERE'S FOUR.
IT'S
LOOKS LIKE THERE'S FOUR. IT'S NOT REALLY MY STYLE, BUT
IT'S
IT'S NOT REALLY MY STYLE, BUT IT'S SOMEONE'S STYLE FOR SURE.
125
IT'S SOMEONE'S STYLE FOR SURE. 125 BUCKS.
THESE
125 BUCKS. THESE CHAIRS ARE LIKE HAIR
METAL--THEY
THESE CHAIRS ARE LIKE HAIR METAL--THEY WERE BIG IN THE
'80s
METAL--THEY WERE BIG IN THE '80s BUT NOW--[scoffs]--
OUTDATED.
TRASH!
THIS
TRASH! THIS TABLE IS LOOKING PROMISING.
THIS
THIS TABLE IS LOOKING PROMISING. THIS IS, FOR SURE, A VINTAGE
PIECE.
I
PIECE. I MEAN YOU CAN TELL RIGHT HERE,
THE
I MEAN YOU CAN TELL RIGHT HERE, THE WAY THAT THE SLIDERS ARE
MADE.
THEY'RE
MADE. THEY'RE HAND DONE, SO 125 BUCKS.
LET'S
THEY'RE HAND DONE, SO 125 BUCKS. LET'S SEE WHAT THIS IS.
OH.
[grunts]
IT'S
[grunts] IT'S A MASSAGE TABLE.
"OH,
IT'S A MASSAGE TABLE. "OH, HELLO.
WELCOME,
"OH, HELLO. WELCOME, MR. CHARLES.
NI,
WELCOME, MR. CHARLES. NI, NI, NI, NI, NI, NI.
WHAT'S
NI, NI, NI, NI, NI, NI. WHAT'S THAT, MR. CHARLES?
A
WHAT'S THAT, MR. CHARLES? A HAPPY ENDING?
THIS
A HAPPY ENDING? THIS IS THE WRONG PLACE FOR
THAT."
PROFESSIONAL.
THIS
PROFESSIONAL. THIS IS PROBABLY AT LEAST 500
BUCKS
THIS IS PROBABLY AT LEAST 500 BUCKS IN THIS CONDITION.
LET'S
BUCKS IN THIS CONDITION. LET'S SEE IF THIS ONE IS THE
MATCHING
LET'S SEE IF THIS ONE IS THE MATCHING ONE.
THIS
MATCHING ONE. THIS IS THE BEST TOOL EVER.
COOL
THIS IS THE BEST TOOL EVER. COOL END TABLES.
100
COOL END TABLES. 100 BUCKS EACH.
SOME
100 BUCKS EACH. SOME WOOD FILE CABINETS.
I
SOME WOOD FILE CABINETS. I COULD SELL, PROBABLY,
200
I COULD SELL, PROBABLY, 200 BUCKS.
UGLY
200 BUCKS. UGLY LOOKING DESK.
I
UGLY LOOKING DESK. I COULD PROBABLY SELL FOR
150
I COULD PROBABLY SELL FOR 150 BUCKS.
PAINT
150 BUCKS. PAINT IT, 75 BUCKS IN THE SHOP.
CONSOLE
PAINT IT, 75 BUCKS IN THE SHOP. CONSOLE OR A DRESSER HERE, AND
THEN
CONSOLE OR A DRESSER HERE, AND THEN WE HAVE TV ENTERTAINMENT
CENTER.
THESE
CENTER. THESE TWO PIECES, 400 BUCKS
TOGETHER.
THIS
TOGETHER. THIS IS A BUNK BED.
THIS
THIS IS A BUNK BED. THIS THING COULD BE WORTH
300
THIS THING COULD BE WORTH 300 BUCKS IN THE SHOP.
IF
300 BUCKS IN THE SHOP. IF I CAN CARRY IT ON MY
SHOULDER,
IF I CAN CARRY IT ON MY SHOULDER, THAT'S NOT A GOOD
THING.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?
EITHER
>> WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? EITHER A BIG SET OF BOOBS, BUT
THERE'S
>> WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? EITHER A BIG SET OF BOOBS, BUT THERE'S NOT TWO.
NO.
I
THERE'S NOT TWO. NO. I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
IT'S
NO. I KNOW WHAT IT IS. IT'S A BIG, OLD BELLY.
LOOKS
I KNOW WHAT IT IS. IT'S A BIG, OLD BELLY. LOOKS LIKE IT GOES LIKE THIS,
AND
IT'S A BIG, OLD BELLY. LOOKS LIKE IT GOES LIKE THIS, AND THIS IS PROBABLY FOR LADIES
TO
LOOKS LIKE IT GOES LIKE THIS, AND THIS IS PROBABLY FOR LADIES TO SEE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO
HAVE
AND THIS IS PROBABLY FOR LADIES TO SEE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE A BAMBINO.
THIS
TO SEE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE A BAMBINO. THIS COULD BE GREAT FOR
DELIVERING
HAVE A BAMBINO. THIS COULD BE GREAT FOR DELIVERING FOOD.
"HERE'S
THIS COULD BE GREAT FOR DELIVERING FOOD. "HERE'S YOUR FOOD, MR. CHARLES.
'CAUSE
DELIVERING FOOD. "HERE'S YOUR FOOD, MR. CHARLES. 'CAUSE I'M HAVING YOUR BABY,
MR.
"HERE'S YOUR FOOD, MR. CHARLES. 'CAUSE I'M HAVING YOUR BABY, MR. CHARLES.
I'M
'CAUSE I'M HAVING YOUR BABY, MR. CHARLES. I'M STARTING TO FEEL IT KICK."
I'VE
MR. CHARLES. I'M STARTING TO FEEL IT KICK." I'VE GOT TO GET THIS BABY BUMP
CHECKED
I'M STARTING TO FEEL IT KICK." I'VE GOT TO GET THIS BABY BUMP CHECKED OUT, AND I'M HOPING THAT
IT
I'VE GOT TO GET THIS BABY BUMP CHECKED OUT, AND I'M HOPING THAT IT WILL DELIVER A BIG PROFIT.
GONNA
CHECKED OUT, AND I'M HOPING THAT IT WILL DELIVER A BIG PROFIT. GONNA HEAD BACK TO THE
>>
>> LOOK
>> LOOK AT ALL THIS FURNITURE.
WE
>> LOOK AT ALL THIS FURNITURE. WE HAVE AN ARMOIRE IN THE BACK.
COFFEE
>> LOOK AT ALL THIS FURNITURE. WE HAVE AN ARMOIRE IN THE BACK. COFFEE TABLE.
DRESSER.
HERE
COFFEE TABLE. DRESSER. HERE WE GO.
>>
DRESSER. HERE WE GO. >> THIS IS AN EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD
LOCKER
HERE WE GO. >> THIS IS AN EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD LOCKER FOR QUALITY FURNITURE.
THERE'S
>> THIS IS AN EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD LOCKER FOR QUALITY FURNITURE. THERE'S AN ANTIQUE ROCKER BACK
THERE
LOCKER FOR QUALITY FURNITURE. THERE'S AN ANTIQUE ROCKER BACK THERE THAT'S JUST AWESOME.
I'M
THERE'S AN ANTIQUE ROCKER BACK THERE THAT'S JUST AWESOME. I'M GONNA BE ON THIS ONE.
>>
THERE THAT'S JUST AWESOME. I'M GONNA BE ON THIS ONE. >> 1800s, DRAWER PULL CHEST.
QUEEN
I'M GONNA BE ON THIS ONE. >> 1800s, DRAWER PULL CHEST. QUEEN ANNE COFFEE TABLE.
IN
>> 1800s, DRAWER PULL CHEST. QUEEN ANNE COFFEE TABLE. IN THE BACK IS A FOUR POSTER
BED.
THIS
IN THE BACK IS A FOUR POSTER BED. THIS IS AWESOME.
THIS
BED. THIS IS AWESOME. THIS IS MY UNIT.
POW.
>>
THIS IS MY UNIT. POW. >> OKAY.
MATCHING
POW. >> OKAY. MATCHING SET OF END TABLES,
WHICH
>> OKAY. MATCHING SET OF END TABLES, WHICH NO ONE PROBABLY CAN SEE
BUT
MATCHING SET OF END TABLES, WHICH NO ONE PROBABLY CAN SEE BUT ME, BEING AT THIS HEIGHT.
DEFINITELY
WHICH NO ONE PROBABLY CAN SEE BUT ME, BEING AT THIS HEIGHT. DEFINITELY GONNA GO FOR THIS
ONE.
>>
DEFINITELY GONNA GO FOR THIS ONE. >> WE'RE GONNA MOVE PAST THE
UNIT
ONE. >> WE'RE GONNA MOVE PAST THE UNIT AND SELL IT OUTSIDE.
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA MOVE PAST THE UNIT AND SELL IT OUTSIDE. >> WHAT'S UP, BUDDY?
YOU'VE
UNIT AND SELL IT OUTSIDE. >> WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? YOU'VE BEEN ALL QUIET TODAY.
>>
>> WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? YOU'VE BEEN ALL QUIET TODAY. >> IT'S GONNA GET LOUD.
>>
YOU'VE BEEN ALL QUIET TODAY. >> IT'S GONNA GET LOUD. >> REALLY?
>>
>> IT'S GONNA GET LOUD. >> REALLY? >> YEAH.
STAND
>> REALLY? >> YEAH. STAND IN FRONT OF A TRAIN WHEN
IT'S
>> YEAH. STAND IN FRONT OF A TRAIN WHEN IT'S COMING THROUGH, YOU GET RUN
OVER.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SIMPLE LITTLE INSIDE
FURNITURE
GENTLEMEN, SIMPLE LITTLE INSIDE FURNITURE LOCKER.
HEY,
FURNITURE LOCKER. HEY, $100 BILL?
>>
HEY, $100 BILL? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 100, NOW 100, NOW 125?
>>
>> 100, NOW 100, NOW 125? >> 500!
>>
>> 500! >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> $500 RIGHT THERE.
I'M
>> $500 RIGHT THERE. I'M SORRY.
500,
I'M SORRY. 500, NOW 600?
>>
500, NOW 600? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 600, NOW 700?
NOW
>> NOW 600, NOW 700? NOW 700, 800?
>>
NOW 700, 800? >> $1,000!
>>
>> $1,000! >> $1,000.
>>
>> $1,000. >> HEY!
>>
>> HEY! >> IT'S 1,100, NOW 1,100.
>>
>> IT'S 1,100, NOW 1,100. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 1,200, NOW 1,300?
>>
>> NOW 1,200, NOW 1,300? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,400, 1,500!
1,500,
>> 1,400, 1,500! 1,500, TO 1,500?
>>
1,500, TO 1,500? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,500 THERE.
>>
>> 1,500 THERE. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW, 1,600, 1,700?
>>
>> NOW, 1,600, 1,700? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 1,700, NOW 1,800.
>>
>> NOW 1,700, NOW 1,800. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW, 1,900?
1,900,
>> NOW, 1,900? 1,900, NOW 2,000.
>>
1,900, NOW 2,000. >> LET HIM HAVE IT!
>>
>> LET HIM HAVE IT! >> NOW 2,000, 2,000, 2,000.
>>
>> NOW 2,000, 2,000, 2,000. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 2,000, NEW PLAYER.
NOW
>> 2,000, NEW PLAYER. NOW ONCE, 2,100, ONCE, 2,100?
2,100,
NOW ONCE, 2,100, ONCE, 2,100? 2,100, 2,200?
>>
2,100, 2,200? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 2,200, 2,300?
WE
>> 2,200, 2,300? WE GONNA GET 2,300?
>>
WE GONNA GET 2,300? >> YEP!
>>
>> YEP! >> 2,300, NOW 2,400?
>>
>> 2,300, NOW 2,400? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 2,500?
>>
>> NOW 2,500? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> ON 2,500, 2,600?
HE'S
>> ON 2,500, 2,600? HE'S SERIOUS, ARE YOU?
2,600
HE'S SERIOUS, ARE YOU? 2,600 GOING ONCE.
2,600
2,600 GOING ONCE. 2,600 GOING TWICE.
>>
2,600 GOING TWICE. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 2,600, NOW 2,700.
WE
>> 2,600, NOW 2,700. WE GONNA GET 2,700?
LAST
WE GONNA GET 2,700? LAST CALL.
>>
LAST CALL. >> HOOKED AND LOCKED THAT RIGHT
THERE,
>> HOOKED AND LOCKED THAT RIGHT THERE, BUDDY.
PUT
THERE, BUDDY. PUT IT ON HIM.
>>
PUT IT ON HIM. >> 2,700 GOING TWICE.
I
>> 2,700 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $2,600.
>>
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $2,600. >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>>
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. >> RICK, FOR $2,600.
>>
>> RICK, FOR $2,600. >> WHOO!
[applause]
>>
[applause] >> THAT'S THE LOCKER I WANT.
THAT'S
>> THAT'S THE LOCKER I WANT. THAT'S THE LOCKER I GOT, AND OLD
CATFISH
THAT'S THE LOCKER I GOT, AND OLD CATFISH KENNY, HE CAN JUST SWIM
HIS
CATFISH KENNY, HE CAN JUST SWIM HIS ASS BACK TO THE BOTTOM OF
THE
HIS ASS BACK TO THE BOTTOM OF THE POND.
>>
>> I
>> I TOTALLY BLEW IT.
TRYING
>> I TOTALLY BLEW IT. TRYING TO STEER MARY WRONG WAS
A
>> I TOTALLY BLEW IT. TRYING TO STEER MARY WRONG WAS A BIG MISTAKE.
SHE
TRYING TO STEER MARY WRONG WAS A BIG MISTAKE. SHE GOT A LOCKER AND I'M GOING
HOME
A BIG MISTAKE. SHE GOT A LOCKER AND I'M GOING HOME EMPTY-HANDED.
>>
SHE GOT A LOCKER AND I'M GOING HOME EMPTY-HANDED. >> I TOLD 'EM WHAT I WAS GONNA
DO
HOME EMPTY-HANDED. >> I TOLD 'EM WHAT I WAS GONNA DO TODAY, AND I DID IT.
NOW,
>> I TOLD 'EM WHAT I WAS GONNA DO TODAY, AND I DID IT. NOW, ALL I'VE GOT TO DO IS COUNT
UP
DO TODAY, AND I DID IT. NOW, ALL I'VE GOT TO DO IS COUNT UP THE MONEY.
PEOPLE
PEOPLE DON'T SAVE THESE UNLESS
THEY'RE
PEOPLE DON'T SAVE THESE UNLESS THEY'RE EXPENSIVE ONES.
THIS
THEY'RE EXPENSIVE ONES. THIS PARTICULAR MACHINE, I'M
GUESSING
THIS PARTICULAR MACHINE, I'M GUESSING I CAN GET 200 TO 250
OUT
GUESSING I CAN GET 200 TO 250 OUT OF THIS ONE.
SOME
OUT OF THIS ONE. SOME KIND OF A BOX THAT OPENS
UP.
OH,
UP. OH, MAN.
THIS
OH, MAN. THIS IS 1878 WALKING LIBERTY
DOLLAR.
WE
DOLLAR. WE SOLD ONE OF THESE AT THE SALE
THE
WE SOLD ONE OF THESE AT THE SALE THE OTHER NIGHT, BROUGHT $200.
WATCH.
YOU
WATCH. YOU SEE THIS, RICKY?
WATCH.
MY
WATCH. MY POCKET!
OH,
MY POCKET! OH, MY GOODNESS!
$400,
OH, MY GOODNESS! $400, ANY WAY YOU LOOK AT IT.
LET'S
$400, ANY WAY YOU LOOK AT IT. LET'S SEE WHAT THIS SAYS RIGHT
HERE.
THIS
HERE. THIS IS A CASE XX.
THAT'S
THIS IS A CASE XX. THAT'S ANOTHER $100 BILL.
WHAT
THAT'S ANOTHER $100 BILL. WHAT HAVE WE GOT RIGHT HERE?
BUCK
WHAT HAVE WE GOT RIGHT HERE? BUCK KNIFE, 45 BUCKS, AND THE
CASE,
BUCK KNIFE, 45 BUCKS, AND THE CASE, JUST MONEY, MONEY, MONEY,
MONEY.
EVERY
MONEY. EVERY TIME WE PULL SOMETHING
OUT,
EVERY TIME WE PULL SOMETHING OUT, IT'S JUST ADDING IN PRICE.
OH,
OUT, IT'S JUST ADDING IN PRICE. OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT
OH, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
THIS
WAIT A MINUTE. THIS IS THAT TAP OUT, AND I TELL
YOU
THIS IS THAT TAP OUT, AND I TELL YOU WHAT, WHERE I COME FROM, WE
DON'T
YOU WHAT, WHERE I COME FROM, WE DON'T NEED NO HEAD GEAR.
BUDDY,
DON'T NEED NO HEAD GEAR. BUDDY, IT'S RIGHT THERE AND IT'S
READY,
BUDDY, IT'S RIGHT THERE AND IT'S READY, AND THAT'S ALL IT IS.
RIGHT
READY, AND THAT'S ALL IT IS. RIGHT THERE, JUST LIKE THAT.
WITH
RIGHT THERE, JUST LIKE THAT. WITH THE HEADGEAR AND THE
GLOVES,
WITH THE HEADGEAR AND THE GLOVES, PROBABLY $125 WORTH OF
STUFF.
JUST
STUFF. JUST BRING IT ON OUT.
OH,
JUST BRING IT ON OUT. OH, I'M SO BLESSED EVERY DAY TO
BE
OH, I'M SO BLESSED EVERY DAY TO BE IN THIS BUSINESS.
A
BE IN THIS BUSINESS. A LOUISVILLE SLUGGER, RAWLINGS,
ANOTHER
A LOUISVILLE SLUGGER, RAWLINGS, ANOTHER SLUGGER.
A
ANOTHER SLUGGER. A COUPLE HUNDRED DOLLARS IN
GLOVES.
LET'S
GLOVES. LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.
MAN,
LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE. MAN, WHAT IS IT?
MUST
MAN, WHAT IS IT? MUST BE A PERSON IN HERE!
[grunts]
ANOTHER
ANOTHER PART OF HIM.
THAT
ANOTHER PART OF HIM. THAT HAD TO WEIGH 300 POUNDS.
THIS
ANOTHER PART OF HIM. THAT HAD TO WEIGH 300 POUNDS. THIS HAS GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF
A
THAT HAD TO WEIGH 300 POUNDS. THIS HAS GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF A KARATE, JUJITSU, SOME KIND
OF
THIS HAS GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF A KARATE, JUJITSU, SOME KIND OF BOXING DUMMY.
ALL
A KARATE, JUJITSU, SOME KIND OF BOXING DUMMY. ALL RIGHT.
NO,
OF BOXING DUMMY. ALL RIGHT. NO, I DON'T WANT TO DANCE.
COME
ALL RIGHT. NO, I DON'T WANT TO DANCE. COME ON, BUDDY.
BEAR
NO, I DON'T WANT TO DANCE. COME ON, BUDDY. BEAR WITH ME.
I'M
COME ON, BUDDY. BEAR WITH ME. I'M BETTING THAT HE GOES WITH
THE
BEAR WITH ME. I'M BETTING THAT HE GOES WITH THE BOXING GLOVES, BECAUSE HE'S
DEFINITELY
I'M BETTING THAT HE GOES WITH THE BOXING GLOVES, BECAUSE HE'S DEFINITELY NOT A BLOW UP DOLL.
ALL
THE BOXING GLOVES, BECAUSE HE'S DEFINITELY NOT A BLOW UP DOLL. ALL RIGHT, LITTLE BUDDY.
COME
DEFINITELY NOT A BLOW UP DOLL. ALL RIGHT, LITTLE BUDDY. COME ON, LET'S GO.
THIS
ALL RIGHT, LITTLE BUDDY. COME ON, LET'S GO. THIS DUMMY COULD BE WORTH A
LITTLE
COME ON, LET'S GO. THIS DUMMY COULD BE WORTH A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY, SO I'M
GONNA
THIS DUMMY COULD BE WORTH A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY, SO I'M GONNA GET HIM CHECKED OUT, SEE
IF
LITTLE BIT OF MONEY, SO I'M GONNA GET HIM CHECKED OUT, SEE IF I CAN'T PUNCH UP A LITTLE
PROFIT.
I
IF I CAN'T PUNCH UP A LITTLE PROFIT. I THINK WHAT I'LL DO IS, I'LL
PUT
PROFIT. I THINK WHAT I'LL DO IS, I'LL PUT YOU IN THE FRONT SEAT.
MAYBE
I THINK WHAT I'LL DO IS, I'LL PUT YOU IN THE FRONT SEAT. MAYBE WE CAN RUN THAT H.O.V.
LANE
PUT YOU IN THE FRONT SEAT. MAYBE WE CAN RUN THAT H.O.V. LANE HOME.
>>
MAYBE WE CAN RUN THAT H.O.V. LANE HOME. >> WELL, I DIDN'T MISS BUBBA
MUCH
LANE HOME. >> WELL, I DIDN'T MISS BUBBA MUCH TODAY, UNTIL NOW.
THIS
>> WELL, I DIDN'T MISS BUBBA MUCH TODAY, UNTIL NOW. THIS LOCKER IS PACKED TO THE
MAX.
TIME
THIS LOCKER IS PACKED TO THE MAX. TIME TO DIG IN.
WELL,
WELL, HERE'S A NICE LITTLE
CANDLE
WELL, HERE'S A NICE LITTLE CANDLE HOLDER, WROUGHT IRON.
THAT'LL
CANDLE HOLDER, WROUGHT IRON. THAT'LL BRING 25 BUCKS.
PLASTIC
THAT'LL BRING 25 BUCKS. PLASTIC BOWLS WITH WATER JUGS.
ANOTHER
PLASTIC BOWLS WITH WATER JUGS. ANOTHER 10 BUCKS.
DANG.
BUBBA
DANG. BUBBA MAY BE KICKING MY ASS FOR
SPENDING
BUBBA MAY BE KICKING MY ASS FOR SPENDING SO MUCH MONEY.
THAT'S
SPENDING SO MUCH MONEY. THAT'S OKAY.
I'VE
THAT'S OKAY. I'VE HAD IT KICKED BEFORE.
OOH,
I'VE HAD IT KICKED BEFORE. OOH, LOOKEE HERE.
I'VE
OOH, LOOKEE HERE. I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR BUBBA TO
WEAR.
ACTUALLY,
WEAR. ACTUALLY, I'LL PROBABLY GIVE
THIS
ACTUALLY, I'LL PROBABLY GIVE THIS TO KENNY.
IT'LL
THIS TO KENNY. IT'LL MAKE HIS JUNK LOOK BETTER.
I
IT'LL MAKE HIS JUNK LOOK BETTER. I DON'T MEAN KENNY'S JUNK.
I
I DON'T MEAN KENNY'S JUNK. I MEAN, THE JUNK KENNY BUYS.
THAT
I MEAN, THE JUNK KENNY BUYS. THAT BOX?
IT'S
THAT BOX? IT'S 15 BUCKS.
LET'S
IT'S 15 BUCKS. LET'S SEE IF THIS BIG BOY'S
GONNA
LET'S SEE IF THIS BIG BOY'S GONNA GO OUT.
WELL...
BIG,
WELL... BIG, NICE, SOLID WOOD.
I
BIG, NICE, SOLID WOOD. I CALL 'EM CHIFFOROBES.
SOME
I CALL 'EM CHIFFOROBES. SOME PEOPLE CALL 'EM WARDROBES.
$1,000.
WROUGHT
$1,000. WROUGHT IRON SET OF CHAIRS.
NICE.
SO
NICE. SO I'VE GOT FOUR CHAIRS AND
THERE'S
SO I'VE GOT FOUR CHAIRS AND THERE'S THE TABLE, SO FOR THE
SET,
THERE'S THE TABLE, SO FOR THE SET, $250.
BEVELED
SET, $250. BEVELED MIRROR, HUGE, HEAVILY
HAND
BEVELED MIRROR, HUGE, HEAVILY HAND CARVED.
YOU
HAND CARVED. YOU WANT TO BUY THIS?
LOOK
YOU WANT TO BUY THIS? LOOK ME UP.
2
LOOK ME UP. 2 GRAND.
OTHERWISE,
2 GRAND. OTHERWISE, HIT THE ROAD, JACK,
AND
OTHERWISE, HIT THE ROAD, JACK, AND DON'T COME BACK.
AS
AND DON'T COME BACK. AS I TURN, A BEAUTIFUL HEADBOARD
THAT
AS I TURN, A BEAUTIFUL HEADBOARD THAT MATCHES.
ADD
THAT MATCHES. ADD ANOTHER 500 BUCKS TO THE
DEAL.
LET'S
DEAL. LET'S CHECK OUT THIS BOX RIGHT
HERE.
YOU
HERE. YOU KNOW, I'VE SEEN A TIME WHEN
I
YOU KNOW, I'VE SEEN A TIME WHEN I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO HAVE SOME
OF
I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO HAVE SOME OF THIS.
OOH,
OF THIS. OOH, THAT'S WORTH A LOT IF YOU
EVER
OOH, THAT'S WORTH A LOT IF YOU EVER NEED IT.
GOT
EVER NEED IT. GOT SOME OF THEM STINKY PILLOWS.
GOT
GOT SOME OF THEM STINKY PILLOWS. GOT THAT--WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT?
POT-POURRI?
BODY
POT-POURRI? BODY FAT ANALYZER.
THAT
BODY FAT ANALYZER. THAT THING IS GONNA GO INTO
OVERDRIVE
THAT THING IS GONNA GO INTO OVERDRIVE SHOCK, SO I BETTER NOT
TOUCH
OVERDRIVE SHOCK, SO I BETTER NOT TOUCH IT.
ONE
TOUCH IT. ONE MORE BOX.
[grunts]
ONE MORE BOX. [grunts] OKAY.
OOH!
LOOKEE
OOH! LOOKEE HERE, LOOKEE
OH,
OH, SHE'S
OH, SHE'S KIND OF DIRTY.
HUH.
HERE'S
OH, SHE'S KIND OF DIRTY. HUH. HERE'S THE REST OF THIS OLD GAL.
LOOKEE
HUH. HERE'S THE REST OF THIS OLD GAL. LOOKEE THERE.
BOY,
HERE'S THE REST OF THIS OLD GAL. LOOKEE THERE. BOY, THAT'S KIND OF WICKED
LOOKING,
LOOKEE THERE. BOY, THAT'S KIND OF WICKED LOOKING, YOU KNOW?
I
BOY, THAT'S KIND OF WICKED LOOKING, YOU KNOW? I MEAN, HER HEAD GOES ALL THE
WAY
LOOKING, YOU KNOW? I MEAN, HER HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND, AND SHE'D BE, LIKE,
"HELLO,
I MEAN, HER HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND, AND SHE'D BE, LIKE, "HELLO, RICKY.
HOW
WAY AROUND, AND SHE'D BE, LIKE, "HELLO, RICKY. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?"
I'M
"HELLO, RICKY. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?" I'M GONE!
RICKY'S
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?" I'M GONE! RICKY'S GONE.
RICKY
I'M GONE! RICKY'S GONE. RICKY DONE LEFT.
RUN
RICKY'S GONE. RICKY DONE LEFT. RUN THROUGH THE WALL OR
SOMETHING.
LOOKEE
RUN THROUGH THE WALL OR SOMETHING. LOOKEE HERE.
THIS
SOMETHING. LOOKEE HERE. THIS IS THE MOLDS THAT THEY MADE
HER
LOOKEE HERE. THIS IS THE MOLDS THAT THEY MADE HER OUT OF.
IT
THIS IS THE MOLDS THAT THEY MADE HER OUT OF. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE, "VOGUE
MOLD,
HER OUT OF. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE, "VOGUE MOLD, LEFT ARM."
IT'S
IT SAYS RIGHT THERE, "VOGUE MOLD, LEFT ARM." IT'S GOT TO BE OLD.
IT'S
MOLD, LEFT ARM." IT'S GOT TO BE OLD. IT'S GOT TO BE WORTH SOME MONEY.
SO
IT'S GOT TO BE OLD. IT'S GOT TO BE WORTH SOME MONEY. SO I'M GONNA PUT THIS ASIDE, AND
WE'RE
IT'S GOT TO BE WORTH SOME MONEY. SO I'M GONNA PUT THIS ASIDE, AND WE'RE GONNA GET THIS CHECKED
OUT.
I
WE'RE GONNA GET THIS CHECKED OUT. I BETTER COVER THIS UP SO NOBODY
TRIES
OUT. I BETTER COVER THIS UP SO NOBODY TRIES TO UNDRESS HER WITH THEIR
>>
>> I
>> I NEED
>> I NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT MY
FAKE
>> I NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT MY FAKE BELLY'S USED FOR, AND WHAT
IT'S
>> I NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT MY FAKE BELLY'S USED FOR, AND WHAT IT'S WORTH, SO I'M PAYING A
VISIT
FAKE BELLY'S USED FOR, AND WHAT IT'S WORTH, SO I'M PAYING A VISIT TO CHERYL AT OMBALANCE.
SHE
IT'S WORTH, SO I'M PAYING A VISIT TO CHERYL AT OMBALANCE. SHE IS A DOULA.
>>
VISIT TO CHERYL AT OMBALANCE. SHE IS A DOULA. >> COME ON OVER.
>>
SHE IS A DOULA. >> COME ON OVER. >> [laughs]
WHATEVER
>> COME ON OVER. >> [laughs] WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
WHAT
>> [laughs] WHATEVER THAT MEANS. WHAT IS A DOULA?
>>
WHATEVER THAT MEANS. WHAT IS A DOULA? >> A CHILDBIRTH EDUCATOR.
A
WHAT IS A DOULA? >> A CHILDBIRTH EDUCATOR. A WOMAN WHO ATTENDS THE DELIVERY
WITH
>> A CHILDBIRTH EDUCATOR. A WOMAN WHO ATTENDS THE DELIVERY WITH A WOMAN AND HER HUSBAND,
HER
A WOMAN WHO ATTENDS THE DELIVERY WITH A WOMAN AND HER HUSBAND, HER PARTNER.
YOU
WITH A WOMAN AND HER HUSBAND, HER PARTNER. YOU READY TO HAVE A BABY?
>>
HER PARTNER. YOU READY TO HAVE A BABY? >> OH, YEAH.
[laughter]
I'VE
>> OH, YEAH. [laughter] I'VE GOT TO FIND A HUSBAND
FIRST.
[laughter] I'VE GOT TO FIND A HUSBAND FIRST. [laughs]
>>
I'VE GOT TO FIND A HUSBAND FIRST. [laughs] >> ALL RIGHT.
PLENTY
FIRST. [laughs] >> ALL RIGHT. PLENTY OF GOOD MEN IN THIS TOWN,
RIGHT?
>>
PLENTY OF GOOD MEN IN THIS TOWN, RIGHT? >> EH. [laughs]
>>
RIGHT? >> EH. [laughs] >> I KNOW.
LET'S
>> EH. [laughs] >> I KNOW. LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BELLY.
THESE
>> I KNOW. LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BELLY. THESE BELLIES SIMULATE WHEN
WOMEN
LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BELLY. THESE BELLIES SIMULATE WHEN WOMEN ARE IN THEIR THIRD
TRIMESTER,
THESE BELLIES SIMULATE WHEN WOMEN ARE IN THEIR THIRD TRIMESTER, AND SO THESE ARE
TYPICALLY
WOMEN ARE IN THEIR THIRD TRIMESTER, AND SO THESE ARE TYPICALLY USED FOR TRAINING, BUT
SOMETIMES
TRIMESTER, AND SO THESE ARE TYPICALLY USED FOR TRAINING, BUT SOMETIMES THE PARTNERS PUT THIS
ON
TYPICALLY USED FOR TRAINING, BUT SOMETIMES THE PARTNERS PUT THIS ON SO THEY HAVE A SORT OF
UNDERSTANDING
SOMETIMES THE PARTNERS PUT THIS ON SO THEY HAVE A SORT OF UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT THEIR
WIVES
ON SO THEY HAVE A SORT OF UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT THEIR WIVES ARE FEELING LIKE.
THIS
UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT THEIR WIVES ARE FEELING LIKE. THIS IS A SMALLER ONE.
SOME
WIVES ARE FEELING LIKE. THIS IS A SMALLER ONE. SOME OF THE EMPATHY BELLIES ARE
FULL.
>>
SOME OF THE EMPATHY BELLIES ARE FULL. >> WHAT'D YOU SAY, IT'S AN
EMPATHY
FULL. >> WHAT'D YOU SAY, IT'S AN EMPATHY BELLY?
>>
>> WHAT'D YOU SAY, IT'S AN EMPATHY BELLY? >> YEAH.
MEN
EMPATHY BELLY? >> YEAH. MEN CAN'T SYMPATHIZE
NECESSARILY,
>> YEAH. MEN CAN'T SYMPATHIZE NECESSARILY, BUT THEY CAN
EMPATHIZE.
>>
NECESSARILY, BUT THEY CAN EMPATHIZE. >> IS THIS SOMETHING THAT, YOU
KNOW,
EMPATHIZE. >> IS THIS SOMETHING THAT, YOU KNOW, A MOM COULD USE FOR
PUNISHMENT
>> IS THIS SOMETHING THAT, YOU KNOW, A MOM COULD USE FOR PUNISHMENT FOR HER DAUGHTER,
LIKE,
KNOW, A MOM COULD USE FOR PUNISHMENT FOR HER DAUGHTER, LIKE, "I CAUGHT YOU AT JIMMY'S
LAST
PUNISHMENT FOR HER DAUGHTER, LIKE, "I CAUGHT YOU AT JIMMY'S LAST WEEKEND, SO I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU
LIKE, "I CAUGHT YOU AT JIMMY'S LAST WEEKEND, SO I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WEAR THIS BELLY FOR A WEEK."
>>
LAST WEEKEND, SO I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WEAR THIS BELLY FOR A WEEK." >> ABSOLUTELY.
>>
YOU WEAR THIS BELLY FOR A WEEK." >> ABSOLUTELY. >> SO IT'S NOT JUST AN EMPATHY
BELLY.
IT'S
>> SO IT'S NOT JUST AN EMPATHY BELLY. IT'S A CHASTITY BELLY.
>>
BELLY. IT'S A CHASTITY BELLY. >> YOU WANT TO TRY IT ON?
>>
IT'S A CHASTITY BELLY. >> YOU WANT TO TRY IT ON? >> SURE.
[laughter]
>>
>> SURE. [laughter] >> SO YOU HOLD THE FRONT.
NOT
[laughter] >> SO YOU HOLD THE FRONT. NOT BAD, RIGHT?
SO
>> SO YOU HOLD THE FRONT. NOT BAD, RIGHT? SO YOU CAN IMAGINE THAT IT WOULD
PRESS
NOT BAD, RIGHT? SO YOU CAN IMAGINE THAT IT WOULD PRESS INTO YOUR RIBS AND MAKE IT
TOUGH
SO YOU CAN IMAGINE THAT IT WOULD PRESS INTO YOUR RIBS AND MAKE IT TOUGH FOR YOU TO BREATHE, AND
ALSO,
PRESS INTO YOUR RIBS AND MAKE IT TOUGH FOR YOU TO BREATHE, AND ALSO, YOU CAN FEEL STRESS ON THE
BACK.
>>
ALSO, YOU CAN FEEL STRESS ON THE BACK. >> OH, I THINK MY BACK'S ALREADY
STARTING
BACK. >> OH, I THINK MY BACK'S ALREADY STARTING TO HURT.
I'M
I'M READY
I'M READY TO TAKE THIS THING OFF
AND
I'M READY TO TAKE THIS THING OFF AND FIND OUT HOW MUCH THIS BABY
IS
AND FIND OUT HOW MUCH THIS BABY IS WORTH.
>>
IS WORTH. >> AT MY BEST GUESS, I WOULD SAY
$1,100.
>>
$1,100. >> WHAT?
OH,
>> WHAT? OH, MY GOD.
TODAY'S
TODAY'S LABOR PAID OFF.
SAY
TODAY'S LABOR PAID OFF. SAY HELLO TO MY NEW ADDITION.
HER
TODAY'S LABOR PAID OFF. SAY HELLO TO MY NEW ADDITION. HER NAME'S PROFIT.
COME
SAY HELLO TO MY NEW ADDITION. HER NAME'S PROFIT. COME TO MAMA, BAMBINO. [laughs]
>>
HER NAME'S PROFIT. COME TO MAMA, BAMBINO. [laughs] >> HERE YOU GO.
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M TAKING MY NAKED DOLL TO
DOLL
>> I'M TAKING MY NAKED DOLL TO DOLL MAKER SANDY ANDERSON, AND
HOPEFULLY,
>> I'M TAKING MY NAKED DOLL TO DOLL MAKER SANDY ANDERSON, AND HOPEFULLY, SHE CAN FIGURE OUT
HOW
DOLL MAKER SANDY ANDERSON, AND HOPEFULLY, SHE CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT SOME DRAWERS ON THIS
GIRL,
HOPEFULLY, SHE CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT SOME DRAWERS ON THIS GIRL, AND TELL ME WHAT SHE'S
WORTH.
>>
GIRL, AND TELL ME WHAT SHE'S WORTH. >> THIS IS A BALL-JOINTED DOLL.
>>
WORTH. >> THIS IS A BALL-JOINTED DOLL. >> BALL-JOINTED?
>>
>> THIS IS A BALL-JOINTED DOLL. >> BALL-JOINTED? >> EXACTLY.
>>
>> BALL-JOINTED? >> EXACTLY. >> OKAY.
>>
>> EXACTLY. >> OKAY. >> AND IT TAKES ALL THOSE MOLDS
TO
>> OKAY. >> AND IT TAKES ALL THOSE MOLDS TO MAKE ONE DOLL, BECAUSE SHE'S
JOINTED
>> AND IT TAKES ALL THOSE MOLDS TO MAKE ONE DOLL, BECAUSE SHE'S JOINTED IN EVERY POSSIBLE
LOCATION.
>>
JOINTED IN EVERY POSSIBLE LOCATION. >> LET ME GET THESE OUT HERE.
YOU
LOCATION. >> LET ME GET THESE OUT HERE. YOU CAN SEE WHAT YOU CAN TELL ME
ABOUT
>> LET ME GET THESE OUT HERE. YOU CAN SEE WHAT YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT 'EM 'CAUSE I KNOW NOTHING.
>>
YOU CAN SEE WHAT YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT 'EM 'CAUSE I KNOW NOTHING. >> THESE PARTICULAR DOLLS HAVE
BIG,
ABOUT 'EM 'CAUSE I KNOW NOTHING. >> THESE PARTICULAR DOLLS HAVE BIG, OVERSIZED EYES.
>>
>> THESE PARTICULAR DOLLS HAVE BIG, OVERSIZED EYES. >> YES, THEY DO.
THEY
BIG, OVERSIZED EYES. >> YES, THEY DO. THEY FOLLOW YOU EVERYWHERE YOU
GO.
>>
THEY FOLLOW YOU EVERYWHERE YOU GO. >> YEAH.
SOME
GO. >> YEAH. SOME PEOPLE MIGHT THINK IT'S A
LITTLE
>> YEAH. SOME PEOPLE MIGHT THINK IT'S A LITTLE SCARY, BUT ONCE THEY'RE
DRESSED,
SOME PEOPLE MIGHT THINK IT'S A LITTLE SCARY, BUT ONCE THEY'RE DRESSED, THEY'RE MUCH MORE
ATTRACTIVE.
>>
DRESSED, THEY'RE MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE. >> IF YOU'RE GONNA DRESS THIS
DOLL,
ATTRACTIVE. >> IF YOU'RE GONNA DRESS THIS DOLL, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO HAVE
REAL
>> IF YOU'RE GONNA DRESS THIS DOLL, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO HAVE REAL INTRICATE--
>>
DOLL, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO HAVE REAL INTRICATE-- >> YEAH, WHOEVER SCULPTED THIS
DOLL
REAL INTRICATE-- >> YEAH, WHOEVER SCULPTED THIS DOLL JUST--GAVE THAT--
>>
>> YEAH, WHOEVER SCULPTED THIS DOLL JUST--GAVE THAT-- >> REALLY WENT THE NINE YARDS.
>>
DOLL JUST--GAVE THAT-- >> REALLY WENT THE NINE YARDS. >> MM-HMM.
SHE'S
>> REALLY WENT THE NINE YARDS. >> MM-HMM. SHE'S A LITTLE LOOSE, BUT WITH
TIME
>> MM-HMM. SHE'S A LITTLE LOOSE, BUT WITH TIME SOMETIMES--
>>
SHE'S A LITTLE LOOSE, BUT WITH TIME SOMETIMES-- >> SHE'S REAL LOOSE, 'CAUSE SHE
GOT
TIME SOMETIMES-- >> SHE'S REAL LOOSE, 'CAUSE SHE GOT NO CLOTHES ON.
>>
>> SHE'S REAL LOOSE, 'CAUSE SHE GOT NO CLOTHES ON. >> THEY, UM--
>>
GOT NO CLOTHES ON. >> THEY, UM-- >> HMM.
>>
>> THEY, UM-- >> HMM. >> ALL RIGHT, WE NEED TO FIGURE
OUT
>> HMM. >> ALL RIGHT, WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHETHER YOU HAVE EVERY
MOLD...
>>
OUT WHETHER YOU HAVE EVERY MOLD... >> ALL OF--
>>
MOLD... >> ALL OF-- >> AND MAKE SURE NOTHING IS
MISSING.
>>
>> AND MAKE SURE NOTHING IS MISSING. >> OKAY.
>>
MISSING. >> OKAY. >> THIS IS THE UPPER TORSO AND
LOWER
>> OKAY. >> THIS IS THE UPPER TORSO AND LOWER TORSO.
>>
>> THIS IS THE UPPER TORSO AND LOWER TORSO. >> OKAY. OKAY.
>>
LOWER TORSO. >> OKAY. OKAY. >> THIS IS A LEFT LEG.
>>
>> OKAY. OKAY. >> THIS IS A LEFT LEG. >> THIS SAYS, "RIGHT LEG."
>>
>> THIS IS A LEFT LEG. >> THIS SAYS, "RIGHT LEG." >> LEFT ARM.
>>
>> THIS SAYS, "RIGHT LEG." >> LEFT ARM. >> THAT'LL BE RIGHT ARM.
>>
>> LEFT ARM. >> THAT'LL BE RIGHT ARM. >> THIS IS THE HEAD.
>>
>> THAT'LL BE RIGHT ARM. >> THIS IS THE HEAD. >> SO YO--I'VE GOT IT ALL?
>>
>> THIS IS THE HEAD. >> SO YO--I'VE GOT IT ALL? >> YEAH, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL.
>>
>> SO YO--I'VE GOT IT ALL? >> YEAH, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL. >> [indistinct]
OKAY,
>> YEAH, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL. >> [indistinct] OKAY, SO GIVE ME SOME KIND OF A
VALUE
>> [indistinct] OKAY, SO GIVE ME SOME KIND OF A VALUE OF WHAT I HAVE HERE.
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, I THINK WITH THE MOLDS
AND
>> WELL, I THINK WITH THE MOLDS AND THE DOLL TOGETHER...
$800
AND THE DOLL TOGETHER... $800 TO $900.
>>
>> I'VE
>> I'VE DONE PRETTY GOOD ON MY
LOCKER
>> I'VE DONE PRETTY GOOD ON MY LOCKER SO FAR, BUT THANKS TO
THIS
>> I'VE DONE PRETTY GOOD ON MY LOCKER SO FAR, BUT THANKS TO THIS DOLL, MORE DOLLARS.
HAVE
LOCKER SO FAR, BUT THANKS TO THIS DOLL, MORE DOLLARS. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A DOLL AND IT
KIND
THIS DOLL, MORE DOLLARS. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A DOLL AND IT KIND OF PULLED, AND IT MADE 'EM
CROSS-EYED?
>>
KIND OF PULLED, AND IT MADE 'EM CROSS-EYED? >> NO.
>>
CROSS-EYED? >> NO. >> OKAY.
>>
>> NO. >> OKAY. >> I MAKE SURE THAT THE PUPILS
ARE
>> OKAY. >> I MAKE SURE THAT THE PUPILS ARE BOTH LOOKING THE SAME WAY.
>>
>> I MAKE SURE THAT THE PUPILS ARE BOTH LOOKING THE SAME WAY. >> I HAD A CROSS-EYED ROOSTER
ONE
ARE BOTH LOOKING THE SAME WAY. >> I HAD A CROSS-EYED ROOSTER ONE TIME.
IT
>> I HAD A CROSS-EYED ROOSTER ONE TIME. IT WAS TERRIBLE.
>>
ONE TIME. IT WAS TERRIBLE. >> [clears throat]
>>
>> SORRY
>> SORRY ABOUT THAT.
I'VE
>> SORRY ABOUT THAT. I'VE GOT MY DUMMY BUDDY WITH ME,
AND
>> SORRY ABOUT THAT. I'VE GOT MY DUMMY BUDDY WITH ME, AND WE'RE HEADED OVER TO SEE
DIANE
I'VE GOT MY DUMMY BUDDY WITH ME, AND WE'RE HEADED OVER TO SEE DIANE AT VISION MARTIAL ARTS...
>>
AND WE'RE HEADED OVER TO SEE DIANE AT VISION MARTIAL ARTS... >> [yelling]
>>
DIANE AT VISION MARTIAL ARTS... >> [yelling] >> AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS LITTLE
LADY
>> [yelling] >> AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS LITTLE LADY KNOWS HER BUSINESS.
WHAT
>> AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS LITTLE LADY KNOWS HER BUSINESS. WHAT IS HE?
>>
LADY KNOWS HER BUSINESS. WHAT IS HE? >> HE IS A GRAPPLING DUMMY FOR
MARTIAL
WHAT IS HE? >> HE IS A GRAPPLING DUMMY FOR MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING.
IT'S
>> HE IS A GRAPPLING DUMMY FOR MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING. IT'S GOOD FOR GROUND AND POUND.
YOU
MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING. IT'S GOOD FOR GROUND AND POUND. YOU CAN DO PUNCHES, AND HE'S GOT
ALL
IT'S GOOD FOR GROUND AND POUND. YOU CAN DO PUNCHES, AND HE'S GOT ALL THE FACIAL FEATURES SO YOU
CAN
YOU CAN DO PUNCHES, AND HE'S GOT ALL THE FACIAL FEATURES SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY...
>>
ALL THE FACIAL FEATURES SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY... >> YEAH, HE'S A GOOD LOOKING
FELLA.
>>
>> YEAH, HE'S A GOOD LOOKING FELLA. >> FOCUS PRECISELY ON YOUR
TARGET.
[yells]
YOU
TARGET. [yells] YOU KNOW, I TEACH MY WOMEN'S
SELF-DEFENSE
[yells] YOU KNOW, I TEACH MY WOMEN'S SELF-DEFENSE CLASS TO DO HAMMER
FIST.
THE
SELF-DEFENSE CLASS TO DO HAMMER FIST. THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE RIGHT
HERE.
THAT'S
THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE RIGHT HERE. THAT'S WHERE YOU WANT TO DO YOUR
HAMMER
HERE. THAT'S WHERE YOU WANT TO DO YOUR HAMMER FIST.
>>
THAT'S WHERE YOU WANT TO DO YOUR HAMMER FIST. >> OKAY, SO YOU'VE GOT THIS GUY
DOWN
HAMMER FIST. >> OKAY, SO YOU'VE GOT THIS GUY DOWN AND BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!
>>
>> OKAY, SO YOU'VE GOT THIS GUY DOWN AND BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! >> HAMMER FIST!
RIGHT,
DOWN AND BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! >> HAMMER FIST! RIGHT, AND YOU YELL.
[yelling]
>>
RIGHT, AND YOU YELL. [yelling] >> YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOU'RE
REALLY
[yelling] >> YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOU'RE REALLY GETTING INTO THIS.
>>
>> YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOU'RE REALLY GETTING INTO THIS. >> I LIKE HITTING PEOPLE.
>>
REALLY GETTING INTO THIS. >> I LIKE HITTING PEOPLE. >> THIS POOR GUY.
>>
>> I LIKE HITTING PEOPLE. >> THIS POOR GUY. >> YOU KNOW--
>>
>> THIS POOR GUY. >> YOU KNOW-- >> CAN YOU SHOW ME?
HAMMER
>> YOU KNOW-- >> CAN YOU SHOW ME? HAMMER FIST?
>>
>> CAN YOU SHOW ME? HAMMER FIST? >> SURE, EXACTLY.
>>
HAMMER FIST? >> SURE, EXACTLY. >> I'M--I'M--I'M PUNCHING.
>>
>> SURE, EXACTLY. >> I'M--I'M--I'M PUNCHING. >> SO, YOU'RE PUNCHING.
>>
>> I'M--I'M--I'M PUNCHING. >> SO, YOU'RE PUNCHING. >> YEAH, I'M GONNA PUNCH--
>>
>> SO, YOU'RE PUNCHING. >> YEAH, I'M GONNA PUNCH-- >> BAM--OH!
[laughs]
>>
>> BAM--OH! [laughs] >> GOT--GOT SOME BLOOD HERE.
>>
[laughs] >> GOT--GOT SOME BLOOD HERE. >> I'M SORRY.
>>
>> GOT--GOT SOME BLOOD HERE. >> I'M SORRY. >> DON'T BE SORRY.
I
>> I'M SORRY. >> DON'T BE SORRY. I ASKED YOU FOR IT.
>>
>> DON'T BE SORRY. I ASKED YOU FOR IT. >> I'M SORRY.
>>
I ASKED YOU FOR IT. >> I'M SORRY. >> I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND WE'RE
PRACTICING
>> I'M SORRY. >> I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND WE'RE PRACTICING ON A DUMMY HERE.
SOMEONE
>> I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND WE'RE PRACTICING ON A DUMMY HERE. SOMEONE LIKE ME, 259 POUNDS,
COMES
PRACTICING ON A DUMMY HERE. SOMEONE LIKE ME, 259 POUNDS, COMES AT YOU.
>>
SOMEONE LIKE ME, 259 POUNDS, COMES AT YOU. >> MM-HMM?
>>
COMES AT YOU. >> MM-HMM? >> YOU'RE GONNA TAKE ME DOWN?
>>
>> MM-HMM? >> YOU'RE GONNA TAKE ME DOWN? >> YEAH, PROBABLY.
>>
>> YOU'RE GONNA TAKE ME DOWN? >> YEAH, PROBABLY. >> I'M GONNA PUNCH.
>>
>> YEAH, PROBABLY. >> I'M GONNA PUNCH. >> THERE YOU GO.
SO,
>> I'M GONNA PUNCH. >> THERE YOU GO. SO, I'M GONNA GRAB THE
SHOULDER...
>>
SO, I'M GONNA GRAB THE SHOULDER... >> UH-HUH.
OVER
SHOULDER... >> UH-HUH. OVER HERE, SO I'M GONNA KICK
YOUR
>> UH-HUH. OVER HERE, SO I'M GONNA KICK YOUR LEG...
>>
OVER HERE, SO I'M GONNA KICK YOUR LEG... >> OH!
>>
YOUR LEG... >> OH! >> AND PUSH YOU DOWN LIKE THAT.
>>
>> OH! >> AND PUSH YOU DOWN LIKE THAT. >> OOH, THAT WAS A DOWNFALL!
THIS
>> AND PUSH YOU DOWN LIKE THAT. >> OOH, THAT WAS A DOWNFALL! THIS GAL IS STARTING TO SCARE
THE
>> OOH, THAT WAS A DOWNFALL! THIS GAL IS STARTING TO SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF ME.
I
THIS GAL IS STARTING TO SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF ME. I BETTER GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE
I
THE CRAP OUT OF ME. I BETTER GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GET MY NECK BROKE.
SO
I BETTER GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GET MY NECK BROKE. SO WE HAVE JUST THREW HIM DOWN,
BEAT
I GET MY NECK BROKE. SO WE HAVE JUST THREW HIM DOWN, BEAT HIM UP.
NOW,
SO WE HAVE JUST THREW HIM DOWN, BEAT HIM UP. NOW, TELL ME WHAT I REALLY COME
HERE
BEAT HIM UP. NOW, TELL ME WHAT I REALLY COME HERE FOR.
>>
NOW, TELL ME WHAT I REALLY COME HERE FOR. >> OKAY.
>>
HERE FOR. >> OKAY. >> WHAT IS THIS GUY WORTH?
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M THINKING...500.
>>
>> I'M THINKING...500. >> YES!
THAT'S
>> YES! THAT'S $500 IN MY POCKET.
>>
THAT'S $500 IN MY POCKET. >> THERE YOU GO.
WANT
WANT TO
WANT TO GET ON TOP OF HIM AND
POUND
WANT TO GET ON TOP OF HIM AND POUND HIM A LITTLE BIT?
>>
WANT TO GET ON TOP OF HIM AND POUND HIM A LITTLE BIT? >> I'M GONNA HAMMER FIST THIS
GUY.
>>
>> I'M GONNA HAMMER FIST THIS GUY. >> HAMMER FIST THE GUY.
HOLLER.
YOU'VE
>> HAMMER FIST THE GUY. HOLLER. YOU'VE GOT TO HOLLER.
YOU'VE
HOLLER. YOU'VE GOT TO HOLLER. YOU'VE GOT TO HOLLER.
>>
YOU'VE GOT TO HOLLER. YOU'VE GOT TO HOLLER. >> CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING,
CHA-CHING!
POW!
THAT'S
CHA-CHING! POW! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
>>
POW! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! >> narrator: THE PRINCE OF PLANO
WAS
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! >> narrator: THE PRINCE OF PLANO WAS RICKY SMITH, WHOSE IMMODEST
DOLL
>> narrator: THE PRINCE OF PLANO WAS RICKY SMITH, WHOSE IMMODEST DOLL REVEALED A $2,100 PROFIT.
MARY'S
WAS RICKY SMITH, WHOSE IMMODEST DOLL REVEALED A $2,100 PROFIT. MARY'S PREGNANCY BELLY HELPED
DELIVER
DOLL REVEALED A $2,100 PROFIT. MARY'S PREGNANCY BELLY HELPED DELIVER A PROFIT OF NEARLY
$1,400.
KENNY
DELIVER A PROFIT OF NEARLY $1,400. KENNY WAS GROUNDED AND POUNDED,
BUT
$1,400. KENNY WAS GROUNDED AND POUNDED, BUT STILL MADE 470 BUCKS.
WHILE
WHILE JENNY'S PLAN TO TRICK MARY
ENDED
WHILE JENNY'S PLAN TO TRICK MARY ENDED WITH NO TREATS.
>>
ENDED WITH NO TREATS. >> SO, THIS HAS A LOT OF USES.
HEY.
>> SO, THIS HAS A LOT OF USES. HEY. [laughs]
OR,
HEY. [laughs] OR, HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME.
[laughs]
"MASTER!"
[laughs] "MASTER!" [laughs]
"YOU
"MASTER!" [laughs] "YOU SPENT TOO MUCH MONEY,
MASTER.
WHERE'S
MASTER. WHERE'S MY STEP STOOL, MASTER?"
[snorting
WHERE'S MY STEP STOOL, MASTER?" [snorting laughs]
GOTTA
[snorting laughs] GOTTA RING THE BELL.
[church
GOTTA RING THE BELL. [church bell rings]