>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME.
>>
>> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME. >> YEAH!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME. >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> THERE AIN'T NO STOPPING
KENNY
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> THERE AIN'T NO STOPPING KENNY STOWE.
WHO'S
>> THERE AIN'T NO STOPPING KENNY STOWE. WHO'S YOUR NEW FRIEND?
>>
KENNY STOWE. WHO'S YOUR NEW FRIEND? >> OH, THIS IS MATT.
>>
WHO'S YOUR NEW FRIEND? >> OH, THIS IS MATT. >> DON'T GET TOO CLOSE, 'CAUSE
I'LL
>> OH, THIS IS MATT. >> DON'T GET TOO CLOSE, 'CAUSE I'LL BLOW YOU AWAY.
>>
>> DON'T GET TOO CLOSE, 'CAUSE I'LL BLOW YOU AWAY. >> YES!
>>
I'LL BLOW YOU AWAY. >> YES! >> UNH! PUT IT ON IT.
>>
>> YES! >> UNH! PUT IT ON IT. >> COME ON, BIG NUTS.
>>
>> UNH! PUT IT ON IT. >> COME ON, BIG NUTS. >> BUDDY, I GOT 'EM RIGHT HERE
ANY
>> COME ON, BIG NUTS. >> BUDDY, I GOT 'EM RIGHT HERE ANY TIME YOU WANT IT.
>>
>> BUDDY, I GOT 'EM RIGHT HERE ANY TIME YOU WANT IT. >> IT'S LIKE I'M SWIMMING IN
A
ANY TIME YOU WANT IT. >> IT'S LIKE I'M SWIMMING IN A SEA OF DIRTY OLD MEN.
>>
>> IT'S LIKE I'M SWIMMING IN A SEA OF DIRTY OLD MEN. >> I SURE DO LIKE THAT STYLE
YOU'RE
A SEA OF DIRTY OLD MEN. >> I SURE DO LIKE THAT STYLE YOU'RE MAKING, GIRL.
>>
>> I SURE DO LIKE THAT STYLE YOU'RE MAKING, GIRL. >> THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR
WINNING.
WHAT
>> THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WINNING. WHAT IS GOING ON BACK HERE?
LICK
WINNING. WHAT IS GOING ON BACK HERE? LICK MY BOOTS, BOYS.
>>
WHAT IS GOING ON BACK HERE? LICK MY BOOTS, BOYS. >> WHAT IN THE HELL?
THAT
LICK MY BOOTS, BOYS. >> WHAT IN THE HELL? THAT LOOKS LETHAL.
OKAY,
>> WHAT IN THE HELL? THAT LOOKS LETHAL. OKAY, BOYS, LET'S FIRE 'EM UP.
HOLY
THAT LOOKS LETHAL. OKAY, BOYS, LET'S FIRE 'EM UP. HOLY SNAKE BALLS.
[country
OKAY, BOYS, LET'S FIRE 'EM UP. HOLY SNAKE BALLS. [country western music]
>>
>> NEVER
>> NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB.
CHA-CHING!
>>
CHA-CHING! >> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY
LONG.
>>
LONG. >> THIS WILL LOOK GOOD AFTER
I
>> THIS WILL LOOK GOOD AFTER I PAINT IT.
>>
I PAINT IT. >> I SEE TREASURES.
DOLLAR
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS!
>>
DOLLAR SIGNS! >> THIS IS OUR TURF.
>>
>> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS.
>>
>> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING.
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER!
WHOOPS!
>>
WHOOPS! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> AND IT'S SOLD!
>>
>> AND IT'S SOLD! >> AUCTION'S IN FORT WORTH
TODAY...AGAIN.
I
TODAY...AGAIN. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY WE KEEP
COMING
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY WE KEEP COMING BACK HERE SO OFTEN.
BUT
COMING BACK HERE SO OFTEN. BUT HEY, I'M JUST
THE
BUT HEY, I'M JUST THE AUCTIONEER.
>>
THE AUCTIONEER. >> BEAUTIFUL DAY.
FEELING
>> BEAUTIFUL DAY. FEELING GOOD.
I
FEELING GOOD. I NEED SOME STUFF FOR COLLEGE
KIDS
I NEED SOME STUFF FOR COLLEGE KIDS FOR THE DORMS, SOME
APARTMENT
KIDS FOR THE DORMS, SOME APARTMENT STUFF.
THESE
APARTMENT STUFF. THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR
WINNING,
THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WINNING, AND THAT'S WHAT
THEY'RE
WINNING, AND THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO.
WATCH
THEY'RE GONNA DO. WATCH OUT, BOYS.
I'M
WATCH OUT, BOYS. I'M GONNA WALK ALL OVER YOU.
>>
I'M GONNA WALK ALL OVER YOU. >> WELL, I GOT MY SHORT
BRITCHES
>> WELL, I GOT MY SHORT BRITCHES ON, NO COWBOY BOOTS.
GOT
BRITCHES ON, NO COWBOY BOOTS. GOT MY TENNIS SHOES ON SO I
CAN
GOT MY TENNIS SHOES ON SO I CAN HIT 'EM HARD AND FAST AND
GET
CAN HIT 'EM HARD AND FAST AND GET THE HELL OUT.
I'M
GET THE HELL OUT. I'M FIXING TO SHUT MY
COMPETITION
I'M FIXING TO SHUT MY COMPETITION DOWN AND COMING
OUT
COMPETITION DOWN AND COMING OUT WITH GUNS A-BLAZING.
YOU
OUT WITH GUNS A-BLAZING. YOU KNOW, "JONNY," MY THEORY
IS
YOU KNOW, "JONNY," MY THEORY IS THIS IN LIFE.
GO
IS THIS IN LIFE. GO FOR THE HORN.
REACH
GO FOR THE HORN. REACH OUT OVER THERE AND JUST
GRAB
REACH OUT OVER THERE AND JUST GRAB A HOLD AND GET AFTER IT.
>>
GRAB A HOLD AND GET AFTER IT. >> I DON'T REALLY KNOW IF YOU
WERE
>> I DON'T REALLY KNOW IF YOU WERE SPEAKING ENGLISH.
[babbling]
>>
[babbling] >> [laughing]
>>
>> [laughing] >> MORNING, GIRLS.
>>
>> MORNING, GIRLS. >> MORNING.
>>
>> MORNING. >> HOW ARE Y'ALL DOING?
>>
>> HOW ARE Y'ALL DOING? >> HOW YOU LADIES DOING?
>>
>> HOW YOU LADIES DOING? >> LADIES?
>>
>> LADIES? >> ARE THOSE JORTS?
>>
>> ARE THOSE JORTS? >> YEAH, WHATEVER.
[laughter]
>>
[laughter] >> OH, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK IN
FORT
>> OH, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK IN FORT WORTH.
WE'RE
FORT WORTH. WE'RE GONNA SHOW SOME OF THESE
LOCALS
WE'RE GONNA SHOW SOME OF THESE LOCALS THEY'RE AIN'T NO
STOPPING
LOCALS THEY'RE AIN'T NO STOPPING KENNY STOWE.
HERE'S
STOPPING KENNY STOWE. HERE'S THE DEAL.
YOU'RE
HERE'S THE DEAL. YOU'RE LOOKING AT A FORCE OF
NATURE.
DON'T
NATURE. DON'T GET TOO CLOSE 'CAUSE
I'LL
DON'T GET TOO CLOSE 'CAUSE I'LL BLOW YOU AWAY.
>>
I'LL BLOW YOU AWAY. >> HI, JENNY.
>>
>> HI, JENNY. >> HOW'S IT GOING?
>>
>> HOW'S IT GOING? >> I SURE DO LIKE THAT STYLE
YOU'RE
>> I SURE DO LIKE THAT STYLE YOU'RE MAKING, GIRL.
>>
YOU'RE MAKING, GIRL. >> WELL, THANKS, KENNY.
>>
>> WELL, THANKS, KENNY. >> WHO'S YOUR NEW FRIEND?
>>
>> WHO'S YOUR NEW FRIEND? >> OH, THIS IS MATT.
>>
>> OH, THIS IS MATT. >> MATT, KENNY STOWE.
BUDDY,
>> MATT, KENNY STOWE. BUDDY, YOU MAKING A NEW
FASHION
BUDDY, YOU MAKING A NEW FASHION STATEMENT?
>>
FASHION STATEMENT? >> PROTECTING MYSELF FROM
THE
>> PROTECTING MYSELF FROM THE ELEMENT, THE HEAT.
>>
THE ELEMENT, THE HEAT. >> OH, ARE YOU?
SO
>> OH, ARE YOU? SO ARE YOU FROM FLORIDA?
>>
SO ARE YOU FROM FLORIDA? >> NO, SIR.
>>
>> NO, SIR. >> YOU'RE NOT?
WHERE
>> YOU'RE NOT? WHERE YOU FROM?
>>
WHERE YOU FROM? >> NO, SIR.
RIGHT
>> NO, SIR. RIGHT HERE IN TEXAS.
>>
RIGHT HERE IN TEXAS. >> I'M FROM EAST TEXAS, RIGHT
STRAIGHT
>> I'M FROM EAST TEXAS, RIGHT STRAIGHT OUT FROM COWBOY
COUNTRY.
COME
COUNTRY. COME ON OUT TO EAST TEXAS AND
PLAY
COME ON OUT TO EAST TEXAS AND PLAY WITH US A LITTLE BIT.
WE'LL
PLAY WITH US A LITTLE BIT. WE'LL SHOW YOU WHAT WEARING
SHORTS
WE'LL SHOW YOU WHAT WEARING SHORTS AND WEARING COWBOY HATS
IS
SHORTS AND WEARING COWBOY HATS IS ALL ABOUT.
>>
IS ALL ABOUT. >> OH, MY GOD.
LOOKS
>> OH, MY GOD. LOOKS LIKE DUMB AND DUMBEST
AREN'T
LOOKS LIKE DUMB AND DUMBEST AREN'T GONNA HIT IT OFF, SO
THIS
AREN'T GONNA HIT IT OFF, SO THIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY
TO
THIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO STEAL THE BEST LOCKER.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
WE'RE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING
INSIDE,
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO
TOUCHING
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES.
TODAY'S
INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY
SALE.
PLEASE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
ARE
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO!
HEY,
>> all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! HEY, HEY.
>>
>> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! HEY, HEY. >> THIS IS A PRETTY NEAT
LITTLE
HEY, HEY. >> THIS IS A PRETTY NEAT LITTLE UNIT.
THERE'S
>> THIS IS A PRETTY NEAT LITTLE UNIT. THERE'S SOME VALUE.
THINGS
LITTLE UNIT. THERE'S SOME VALUE. THINGS ARE STACKED NICE AND
NEATLY.
THIS
THINGS ARE STACKED NICE AND NEATLY. THIS REMINDS ME OF MY
GRANDMA'S
NEATLY. THIS REMINDS ME OF MY GRANDMA'S HOUSE.
>>
THIS REMINDS ME OF MY GRANDMA'S HOUSE. >> GOT YOU A LITTLE SAFARI
HAT.
>>
>> GOT YOU A LITTLE SAFARI HAT. >> WHOO!
I
HAT. >> WHOO! I THINK THE TIME MACHINE JUST
FELL
>> WHOO! I THINK THE TIME MACHINE JUST FELL OUT OF THE '70s, HUH?
I
I DON'T
I DON'T WANT NOTHING TO DO
WITH
I DON'T WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, I SEE A HEADBOARD
IN
>> WELL, I SEE A HEADBOARD IN THE BACK.
LOOKS
>> WELL, I SEE A HEADBOARD IN THE BACK. LOOKS LIKE A LEAF TO A TABLE
RIGHT
IN THE BACK. LOOKS LIKE A LEAF TO A TABLE RIGHT BETWEEN THESE COUCHES.
THE
LOOKS LIKE A LEAF TO A TABLE RIGHT BETWEEN THESE COUCHES. THE CHEST FOR THOSE DRAWERS
ARE
RIGHT BETWEEN THESE COUCHES. THE CHEST FOR THOSE DRAWERS ARE RIGHT IN THERE, SO WE'VE
GOT
THE CHEST FOR THOSE DRAWERS ARE RIGHT IN THERE, SO WE'VE GOT THE CHESTER DRAWERS.
>>
ARE RIGHT IN THERE, SO WE'VE GOT THE CHESTER DRAWERS. >> OH, I THINK THIS IS MY UNIT
TODAY.
THAT'S
>> OH, I THINK THIS IS MY UNIT TODAY. THAT'S A REALLY COOL CHAIR.
THERE'S
TODAY. THAT'S A REALLY COOL CHAIR. THERE'S A TALL CHEST HIDING
BACK
THAT'S A REALLY COOL CHAIR. THERE'S A TALL CHEST HIDING BACK THERE.
THAT
THERE'S A TALL CHEST HIDING BACK THERE. THAT VANITY STOOL IS GREAT.
THIS
BACK THERE. THAT VANITY STOOL IS GREAT. THIS LOCKER IS OVERFLOWING
WITH
THAT VANITY STOOL IS GREAT. THIS LOCKER IS OVERFLOWING WITH RETRO FURNITURE COLLEGE
KIDS
THIS LOCKER IS OVERFLOWING WITH RETRO FURNITURE COLLEGE KIDS WILL LOVE.
>>
WITH RETRO FURNITURE COLLEGE KIDS WILL LOVE. >> YOU'RE GONNA HAVE YOU
A
KIDS WILL LOVE. >> YOU'RE GONNA HAVE YOU A LITTLE BATTLE ON THIS ONE.
>>
>> YOU'RE GONNA HAVE YOU A LITTLE BATTLE ON THIS ONE. >> I KNOW.
IT'S
A LITTLE BATTLE ON THIS ONE. >> I KNOW. IT'S LIKE I'M SWIMMING
IN
>> I KNOW. IT'S LIKE I'M SWIMMING IN A SEA OF DIRTY OLD MEN.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, $50. 50.
>>
GENTLEMEN, $50. 50. >> 100.
>>
>> 100. >> NOW 150. NOW 200.
200,
>> NOW 150. NOW 200. 200, NOW 250.
>>
200, NOW 250. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 300. 300.
NOW
>> NOW 300. 300. NOW 350. THEN 400.
>>
NOW 350. THEN 400. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> NOW 450.
TO
>> NOW 450. TO YOU, 450.
>>
TO YOU, 450. >> 500.
>>
>> 500. >> 500, NOW 550.
550,
>> 500, NOW 550. 550, NOW 600.
600,
550, NOW 600. 600, NOW 650.
>>
600, NOW 650. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 700.
NOW
>> NOW 700. NOW 750.
750,
NOW 750. 750, NOW 775.
ANYBODY
750, NOW 775. ANYBODY ELSE?
775
ANYBODY ELSE? 775 GOING ONCE.
775
775 GOING ONCE. 775 GOING TWICE.
I
775 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT, $750 RIGHT HERE,
$750.
[applause]
>>
>> STEP
>> STEP ASIDE, BOYS.
THIS
>> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. THIS FURNITURE IS
FAN-FREAKIN-TASTIC.
LICK
THIS FURNITURE IS FAN-FREAKIN-TASTIC. LICK MY BOOTS,
[excited
[excited chatter]
THERE'S
[excited chatter] THERE'S ACTUALLY A LOT OF
FURNITURE
[excited chatter] THERE'S ACTUALLY A LOT OF FURNITURE IN HERE THAT WOULD
BE
THERE'S ACTUALLY A LOT OF FURNITURE IN HERE THAT WOULD BE GOOD FOR THE COLLEGE KIDS.
THAT'S
FURNITURE IN HERE THAT WOULD BE GOOD FOR THE COLLEGE KIDS. THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
>>
BE GOOD FOR THE COLLEGE KIDS. THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR. >> GOT A MOBILE HOME DOOR,
GOT
THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR. >> GOT A MOBILE HOME DOOR, GOT A ROOM DIVIDER, THEY'LL
ALWAYS
>> GOT A MOBILE HOME DOOR, GOT A ROOM DIVIDER, THEY'LL ALWAYS BRING A LITTLE MONEY.
I
GOT A ROOM DIVIDER, THEY'LL ALWAYS BRING A LITTLE MONEY. I COULD SELL THIS FASTER THAN
YOU
ALWAYS BRING A LITTLE MONEY. I COULD SELL THIS FASTER THAN YOU COULD SAY "CHA-CHING."
>>
I COULD SELL THIS FASTER THAN YOU COULD SAY "CHA-CHING." >> VHS TAPES?
>>
YOU COULD SAY "CHA-CHING." >> VHS TAPES? >> YEAH.
>>
>> VHS TAPES? >> YEAH. >> LITTLE LEATHER CHAIR.
I
>> YEAH. >> LITTLE LEATHER CHAIR. I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S LEATHER
OR
>> LITTLE LEATHER CHAIR. I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S LEATHER OR PLEATHER.
CHEAP,
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S LEATHER OR PLEATHER. CHEAP, CHEAP, CHEAP.
MOVING
OR PLEATHER. CHEAP, CHEAP, CHEAP. MOVING ON.
>>
CHEAP, CHEAP, CHEAP. MOVING ON. >> IF THEY'RE PUTTING THESE
ROCKS
MOVING ON. >> IF THEY'RE PUTTING THESE ROCKS IN HERE, THERE'S GOT TO
BE
>> IF THEY'RE PUTTING THESE ROCKS IN HERE, THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME TYPE OF SPECIAL TYPE
OF
ROCKS IN HERE, THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME TYPE OF SPECIAL TYPE OF ROCK.
THESE
BE SOME TYPE OF SPECIAL TYPE OF ROCK. THESE STONES COULD BE DIAMONDS
IN
OF ROCK. THESE STONES COULD BE DIAMONDS IN A RUT.
[chuckles]
HEY,
IN A RUT. [chuckles] HEY, I'M READY TO ROCK AND
ROLL,
[chuckles] HEY, I'M READY TO ROCK AND ROLL, LET'S GO.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 25.
>>
GENTLEMEN. 25. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> 25, NOW $50.
>>
>> 25, NOW $50. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 75.
>>
>> NOW 75. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> AND 100.
>>
>> AND 100. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 125.
>>
>> NOW 125. >> 200.
>>
>> 200. >> 200, NOW 225, 225.
>>
>> 200, NOW 225, 225. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 300.
>>
>> 300. >> NOW 325.
>>
>> NOW 325. >> 400.
>>
>> 400. >> 400.
>>
>> 400. >> $500!
>>
>> $500! >> 500, NOW 525.
>>
>> 500, NOW 525. >> YEAH, WALT.
>>
>> YEAH, WALT. >> 600.
>>
>> 600. >> $600, NOW 625.
>>
>> $600, NOW 625. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 650.
>>
>> NOW 650. >> 700, YOU EAST TEXAS
BUMPKIN.
>>
BUMPKIN. >> 700, NOW TO 725 TO YOU.
>>
>> 700, NOW TO 725 TO YOU. >> UNH! PUT IT ON IT.
>>
>> UNH! PUT IT ON IT. >> 725, NOW 750.
>>
>> 725, NOW 750. >> 800.
>>
>> 800. >> NOW 825.
>>
>> NOW 825. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 825 HERE. NOW 850.
GONNA
>> 825 HERE. NOW 850. GONNA GIVE 850? 850.
>>
GONNA GIVE 850? 850. >> THAT'S THE OLD BID BEHIND
THE
>> THAT'S THE OLD BID BEHIND THE BACK.
>>
THE BACK. >> 875 GOING ONCE.
875
>> 875 GOING ONCE. 875 GOING TWICE.
>>
875 GOING TWICE. >> SEND HIM HOME.
>>
>> SEND HIM HOME. >> SOLD AT $850 RIGHT HERE,
$850.
>>
$850. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
THAT,
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, YOU EAST TEXAS
HILLBILLY?
>>
HILLBILLY? >> EXCUSE ME, I THINK YOU'RE
STUPID.
>>
>> EXCUSE ME, I THINK YOU'RE STUPID. >> I LOVE IDIOTS.
>>
STUPID. >> I LOVE IDIOTS. >> YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU
>> I LOVE IDIOTS. >> YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL STUPID.
>>
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL STUPID. >> YEAH, I CAN, M-A-T-T.
>>
YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL STUPID. >> YEAH, I CAN, M-A-T-T. >> YEAH, YOU HAD TO THINK
ABOUT
>> YEAH, I CAN, M-A-T-T. >> YEAH, YOU HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT, DIDN'T YOU?
YOU
>> YEAH, YOU HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT, DIDN'T YOU? YOU HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT.
I'M
ABOUT IT, DIDN'T YOU? YOU HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT. I'M GOING THROUGH THIS UNIT
RIGHT
YOU HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT. I'M GOING THROUGH THIS UNIT RIGHT NOW, AND I'M GONNA PROVE
HOW
I'M GOING THROUGH THIS UNIT RIGHT NOW, AND I'M GONNA PROVE HOW STUPID I AIN'T.
OH,
OH, YEAH.
THIS
OH, YEAH. THIS CAUGHT MY EYE.
Y'ALL
THIS CAUGHT MY EYE. Y'ALL DON'T BE PEEPING IN ON
ME
Y'ALL DON'T BE PEEPING IN ON ME NOW.
I
ME NOW. I COULD PROBABLY GET 30 BUCKS
FOR
I COULD PROBABLY GET 30 BUCKS FOR IT.
PRETTY
FOR IT. PRETTY NICE LITTLE CHAIR.
THAT'S
PRETTY NICE LITTLE CHAIR. THAT'S A EASY $50.
RIGHT
THAT'S A EASY $50. RIGHT HERE'S A BOWLING BALL.
SETTING
SETTING MY COMPETITION UP
THERE,
SETTING MY COMPETITION UP THERE, KENNY, RICKY AND BUBBA,
AND
SETTING MY COMPETITION UP THERE, KENNY, RICKY AND BUBBA, AND JUST--PSSHHH--KNOCK 'EM
OUT
THERE, KENNY, RICKY AND BUBBA, AND JUST--PSSHHH--KNOCK 'EM OUT OF THE WAY.
ROLL
AND JUST--PSSHHH--KNOCK 'EM OUT OF THE WAY. ROLL 'EM OUT OF THE WAY.
ALL
OUT OF THE WAY. ROLL 'EM OUT OF THE WAY. ALL RIGHTY.
NOW,
ROLL 'EM OUT OF THE WAY. ALL RIGHTY. NOW, THESE ROCKS HERE, I DON'T
KNOW
ALL RIGHTY. NOW, THESE ROCKS HERE, I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE JUST GARDEN
ROCKS
NOW, THESE ROCKS HERE, I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE JUST GARDEN ROCKS OR NOT.
THIS
KNOW IF THEY'RE JUST GARDEN ROCKS OR NOT. THIS IS NOT GARDEN ROCK RIGHT
HERE.
SEE
THIS IS NOT GARDEN ROCK RIGHT HERE. SEE THE LITTLE CRYSTALS COMING
THROUGH?
AS
SEE THE LITTLE CRYSTALS COMING THROUGH? AS AN AUCTIONEER, I SOLD PLENTY
OF
THROUGH? AS AN AUCTIONEER, I SOLD PLENTY OF QUARTZ AND RAW STONE.
LET
AS AN AUCTIONEER, I SOLD PLENTY OF QUARTZ AND RAW STONE. LET ME TELL YOU, ROCK HOUNDS
PAY
OF QUARTZ AND RAW STONE. LET ME TELL YOU, ROCK HOUNDS PAY GOOD MONEY FOR THIS STUFF.
WHEN
WHEN THEY'RE POLISHED UP, THEY
CAN
WHEN THEY'RE POLISHED UP, THEY CAN SELL FOR UP TO 50 PLUS.
MOVING
CAN SELL FOR UP TO 50 PLUS. MOVING RIGHT ALONG HERE IN
RAPID
MOVING RIGHT ALONG HERE IN RAPID MOTION.
AH!
COME
AH! COME ON OUT HERE, YOU BIG
DRESSER.
THAT
DRESSER. THAT DRESSER IS IN BAD SHAPE.
BUT
THAT DRESSER IS IN BAD SHAPE. BUT I HAVE SOME MORE ROCKS IN
IT.
I
IT. I THINK THIS DRESSER HIT ROCK
BOTTOM
I THINK THIS DRESSER HIT ROCK BOTTOM IN ITS CAREER.
ALL
BOTTOM IN ITS CAREER. ALL RIGHTY.
LET'S
ALL RIGHTY. LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN HERE.
AND
LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN HERE. AND I HAVE NEWSPAPER
CLIPPINGS.
JUNK.
DADGUM
JUNK. DADGUM IT.
AAH!
TRASH.
MORE
TRASH. MORE PARTICLE BOARD.
AND
MORE PARTICLE BOARD. AND MORE!
PARTICLE
AND MORE! PARTICLE BOARDS.
MAN.
TEQUILA,
TEQUILA, AND IT'S EMPTY.
THEY
TEQUILA, AND IT'S EMPTY. THEY COULD HAVE LEFT A BOTTLE
OF
TEQUILA, AND IT'S EMPTY. THEY COULD HAVE LEFT A BOTTLE OF THIS IN HERE FOR ME THAT
WOULD
THEY COULD HAVE LEFT A BOTTLE OF THIS IN HERE FOR ME THAT WOULD KILL ME, 'CAUSE THIS
UNIT
OF THIS IN HERE FOR ME THAT WOULD KILL ME, 'CAUSE THIS UNIT IS KILLING ME RIGHT NOW.
DAMN
WOULD KILL ME, 'CAUSE THIS UNIT IS KILLING ME RIGHT NOW. DAMN IT.
WELL,
UNIT IS KILLING ME RIGHT NOW. DAMN IT. WELL, I'LL BE DARNED.
OH-HO-HO-HO-HO!
LOOK
WELL, I'LL BE DARNED. OH-HO-HO-HO-HO! LOOK AT
WHY,
WHY, THERE IS NOTHING MORE
I
WHY, THERE IS NOTHING MORE I LIKE SEEING RIGHT HERE.
COLTON'S
WHY, THERE IS NOTHING MORE I LIKE SEEING RIGHT HERE. COLTON'S NEW MAP OF THE STATE
OF
I LIKE SEEING RIGHT HERE. COLTON'S NEW MAP OF THE STATE OF TEXAS.
I
COLTON'S NEW MAP OF THE STATE OF TEXAS. I CAN'T FIND NOTHING BETTER
THAN
OF TEXAS. I CAN'T FIND NOTHING BETTER THAN A MAP OF HEAVEN ON EARTH.
THIS
I CAN'T FIND NOTHING BETTER THAN A MAP OF HEAVEN ON EARTH. THIS IS A UNIQUE FIND.
BUT
THAN A MAP OF HEAVEN ON EARTH. THIS IS A UNIQUE FIND. BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN 'EM CUT THE
PANHANDLE
THIS IS A UNIQUE FIND. BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN 'EM CUT THE PANHANDLE AWAY FROM TEXAS AND
PUT
BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN 'EM CUT THE PANHANDLE AWAY FROM TEXAS AND PUT IT HERE.
I
PANHANDLE AWAY FROM TEXAS AND PUT IT HERE. I GUARAN-DAMN-TEE YOU, THE GUY
WHO
PUT IT HERE. I GUARAN-DAMN-TEE YOU, THE GUY WHO MADE THIS MAP IS NOT FROM
TEXAS.
PUT
WHO MADE THIS MAP IS NOT FROM TEXAS. PUT THAT PANHANDLE BACK UP
THERE
TEXAS. PUT THAT PANHANDLE BACK UP THERE WHERE YOU FOUND IT, BOY.
I'M
PUT THAT PANHANDLE BACK UP THERE WHERE YOU FOUND IT, BOY. I'M GONNA GET IT CHECKED OUT.
THAT'S
THERE WHERE YOU FOUND IT, BOY. I'M GONNA GET IT CHECKED OUT. THAT'S FOR SURE, FOR SURE.
THE
I'M GONNA GET IT CHECKED OUT. THAT'S FOR SURE, FOR SURE. THE REST OF THE STUFF IS
SCRAP.
I'M
THE REST OF THE STUFF IS SCRAP. I'M GONNA GET BACK TO THE
AUCTION
SCRAP. I'M GONNA GET BACK TO THE AUCTION AND SCORE ANOTHER
UNIT.
>>
AUCTION AND SCORE ANOTHER UNIT. >> HEY, HEY.
>>
UNIT. >> HEY, HEY. >> I SEE A COUPLE OF BMX CROSS
COUNTRY
>> HEY, HEY. >> I SEE A COUPLE OF BMX CROSS COUNTRY BIKES, REAL NICE
MAYTAG
>> I SEE A COUPLE OF BMX CROSS COUNTRY BIKES, REAL NICE MAYTAG SET OF WASHER AND
DRYERS
COUNTRY BIKES, REAL NICE MAYTAG SET OF WASHER AND DRYERS THERE.
AND
MAYTAG SET OF WASHER AND DRYERS THERE. AND THEN ALL THE REST IS
SURPRISES.
>>
AND THEN ALL THE REST IS SURPRISES. >> I THINK THERE'S A LITTLE
SLOT
SURPRISES. >> I THINK THERE'S A LITTLE SLOT MACHINE BACK THERE.
THAT
>> I THINK THERE'S A LITTLE SLOT MACHINE BACK THERE. THAT COULD BE WORTH SOME
MONEY.
I
THAT COULD BE WORTH SOME MONEY. I DON'T SEE ANY STUFF FOR MY
COLLEGE
MONEY. I DON'T SEE ANY STUFF FOR MY COLLEGE KIDS.
NO
I DON'T SEE ANY STUFF FOR MY COLLEGE KIDS. NO FURNITURE, NO JENNY.
>>
COLLEGE KIDS. NO FURNITURE, NO JENNY. >> CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING,
CHA-CHING.
[laughing]
THAT
CHA-CHING. [laughing] THAT SLOT MACHINE'S A GREAT
BET.
>>
THAT SLOT MACHINE'S A GREAT BET. >> THAT'S A GOOD WASHER AND
DRYER
BET. >> THAT'S A GOOD WASHER AND DRYER THERE.
>>
>> THAT'S A GOOD WASHER AND DRYER THERE. >> OH, YEAH.
THAT
DRYER THERE. >> OH, YEAH. THAT MICROWAVE, IT'S
A
>> OH, YEAH. THAT MICROWAVE, IT'S A BUILT-IN.
WE
THAT MICROWAVE, IT'S A BUILT-IN. WE DON'T WANT THAT.
>>
A BUILT-IN. WE DON'T WANT THAT. >> THAT'S NOT A MICROWAVE.
THAT'S
WE DON'T WANT THAT. >> THAT'S NOT A MICROWAVE. THAT'S A SLOT MACHINE.
>>
>> THAT'S NOT A MICROWAVE. THAT'S A SLOT MACHINE. >> IT SURE IS.
>>
THAT'S A SLOT MACHINE. >> IT SURE IS. >> YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS
A
>> IT SURE IS. >> YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS A MICROWAVE?
>>
>> YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS A MICROWAVE? >> IT LOOKED LIKE A MICROWAVE.
>>
A MICROWAVE? >> IT LOOKED LIKE A MICROWAVE. >> OH, MY LORD.
>>
>> IT LOOKED LIKE A MICROWAVE. >> OH, MY LORD. >> THIS ONE IS A MONEYMAKER.
IT'S
>> OH, MY LORD. >> THIS ONE IS A MONEYMAKER. IT'S TIME TO SHUT THEM
LOUDMOUTHS
>> THIS ONE IS A MONEYMAKER. IT'S TIME TO SHUT THEM LOUDMOUTHS UP.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 25.
>>
GENTLEMEN, 25. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 25, NOW $50.
>>
>> 25, NOW $50. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 75 AND A $100 BILL.
>>
>> NOW 75 AND A $100 BILL. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 125 AND 150.
>>
>> NOW 125 AND 150. >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> 150, NOW 175--
>>
>> 150, NOW 175-- >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> NOW 225. NOW 250. NOW 275.
HE
>> NOW 225. NOW 250. NOW 275. HE SAYS NO.
>>
HE SAYS NO. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> NOW 300.
>>
>> NOW 300. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 325.
>>
>> 325. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 325, NOW 350. NOW 375.
>>
>> 325, NOW 350. NOW 375. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 400, NOW 425.
>>
>> 400, NOW 425. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 425.
>>
>> 425. >> STEP UP.
>>
>> STEP UP. >> YEAH, COME ON.
>>
>> YEAH, COME ON. >> NOW 450.
>>
>> NOW 450. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 450, NOW 475.
>>
>> 450, NOW 475. >> HEY, BIG MOUTH, COME ON.
>>
>> HEY, BIG MOUTH, COME ON. >> 475 AND 500.
>>
>> 475 AND 500. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> GOT A GOOD WAR HERE. 575.
>>
>> GOT A GOOD WAR HERE. 575. >> COME ON.
>>
>> COME ON. >> 575 AND 600.
>>
>> 575 AND 600. >> COME ON, YOU EAST TEXAS
WANNABE.
>>
WANNABE. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 600, NOW 625.
>>
>> 600, NOW 625. >> COME ON, BIG NUTS.
>>
>> COME ON, BIG NUTS. >> 625 GOING ONCE.
>>
>> 625 GOING ONCE. >> BUDDY, I GOT 'EM RIGHT HERE
ANY
>> BUDDY, I GOT 'EM RIGHT HERE ANY TIME YOU WANT IT.
>>
ANY TIME YOU WANT IT. >> 625 GOING TWICE.
I
>> 625 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE, $600.
>>
I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE, $600. >> OH, YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE.
>>
>> OH, YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE. >> THAT WAS ENTERTAINING AS
HELL,
>> THAT WAS ENTERTAINING AS HELL, AND WE JUST GOT THE BEST
LOCKER
HELL, AND WE JUST GOT THE BEST LOCKER OF THE DAY.
THIS
THIS IS
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD EATING.
>>
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD EATING. >> THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD
EATING
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD EATING. >> THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD EATING TODAY.
>>
>> THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD EATING TODAY. >> YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO MAKE
MONEY
EATING TODAY. >> YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO MAKE MONEY WHEN I COME OUT HERE.
WHEN
>> YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO MAKE MONEY WHEN I COME OUT HERE. WHEN I BUY, I BUY RIGHT.
WHEN
MONEY WHEN I COME OUT HERE. WHEN I BUY, I BUY RIGHT. WHEN THEY BUY, THEY BUY
STUPID.
STUPID
WHEN THEY BUY, THEY BUY STUPID. STUPID IS AS STUPID BUYS.
AND
STUPID. STUPID IS AS STUPID BUYS. AND KENNY STOWE ONLY BUYS
SMART.
BASICALLY
AND KENNY STOWE ONLY BUYS SMART. BASICALLY A WASTED DAY.
BUT
SMART. BASICALLY A WASTED DAY. BUT THEN AGAIN, THERE'S ALWAYS
TOMORROW.
>>
BUT THEN AGAIN, THERE'S ALWAYS TOMORROW. >> I THINK WE GOT OUT A LITTLE
CHEAP
TOMORROW. >> I THINK WE GOT OUT A LITTLE CHEAP WITH THOSE TWO CLOWNS
ARGUING.
>>
CHEAP WITH THOSE TWO CLOWNS ARGUING. >> OH, OF COURSE.
WHILE
ARGUING. >> OH, OF COURSE. WHILE THOSE GUYS WERE OVER
THERE
>> OH, OF COURSE. WHILE THOSE GUYS WERE OVER THERE YAP, YAP, YAPPING LIKE
A
WHILE THOSE GUYS WERE OVER THERE YAP, YAP, YAPPING LIKE A BUNCH OF HENS, WE STOLED A
FANTASTIC
THERE YAP, YAP, YAPPING LIKE A BUNCH OF HENS, WE STOLED A FANTASTIC LOCKER FOR ONLY $600.
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS MIGHT NEED A LITTLE
TLC.
>>
TLC. >> NO, JUST PUT THE TIRE BACK
ON
>> NO, JUST PUT THE TIRE BACK ON IT.
MAKE
ON IT. MAKE 50 BUCKS.
>>
MAKE 50 BUCKS. >> WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE?
>>
>> WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE? >> WELL, THIS ONE MIGHT BE 25.
>>
>> WELL, THIS ONE MIGHT BE 25. >> OLD MIRROR? YEAH, OH.
BEVELED?
>>
BEVELED? >> YEAH, 100 BUCKS ALL DAY
LONG.
>>
LONG. >> THERE YOU GO.
WHAT'S
>> THERE YOU GO. WHAT'S THAT WASHER AND DRYER
LOOK
WHAT'S THAT WASHER AND DRYER LOOK LIKE?
OH,
LOOK LIKE? OH, YEAH. MATCHED SET.
>>
OH, YEAH. MATCHED SET. >> MAYTAG, MAYTAG, YEAH.
>>
>> MAYTAG, MAYTAG, YEAH. >> THAT'S A GOOD BRAND, BEST
BRAND
>> THAT'S A GOOD BRAND, BEST BRAND YOU CAN GET.
>>
BRAND YOU CAN GET. >> 450.
>>
>> 450. >> NICE.
>>
>> NICE. >> AND THIS IS A SLOT MACHINE.
>>
>> AND THIS IS A SLOT MACHINE. >> IT'S THE REAL DEAL.
>>
>> IT'S THE REAL DEAL. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> IT JUST NEEDS A LITTLE TLC.
STILL
>> IT JUST NEEDS A LITTLE TLC. STILL GONNA MAKE 300 BUCKS OFF
IT.
>>
IT. >> OH, YEAH.
>>
>> OH, YEAH. >> WHATEVER'S IN THESE BOXES
IS
>> WHATEVER'S IN THESE BOXES IS COLD HARD CASHOLA.
COMMEMORATIVE QUARTERS OF THE
UNITED
COMMEMORATIVE QUARTERS OF THE UNITED STATES COLLECTOR'S
ALBUM.
HOW
UNITED STATES COLLECTOR'S ALBUM. HOW COME THERE'S NEVER ANY
QUARTERS
ALBUM. HOW COME THERE'S NEVER ANY QUARTERS IN THE COLLECTOR'S--
THESE
HOW COME THERE'S NEVER ANY QUARTERS IN THE COLLECTOR'S-- THESE PEOPLE SUCK AT BEING
COLLECTORS.
>>
THESE PEOPLE SUCK AT BEING COLLECTORS. >> YES, THEY DO.
>>
COLLECTORS. >> YES, THEY DO. >> BOOKS.
>>
>> YES, THEY DO. >> BOOKS. >> YEAH.
>>
>> BOOKS. >> YEAH. >> HMM.
>>
>> YEAH. >> HMM. >> MORE CLOTHES.
>>
>> HMM. >> MORE CLOTHES. >> WHAT IN THE HELL?
>>
>> MORE CLOTHES. >> WHAT IN THE HELL? >> ROCKET THING.
HERE'S
>> WHAT IN THE HELL? >> ROCKET THING. HERE'S A RED AND YELLOW ONE.
>>
>> ROCKET THING. HERE'S A RED AND YELLOW ONE. >> THAT ROCKET IS ALMOST AS
TALL
HERE'S A RED AND YELLOW ONE. >> THAT ROCKET IS ALMOST AS TALL AS YOU, RICKY.
>>
>> THAT ROCKET IS ALMOST AS TALL AS YOU, RICKY. >> SURE IS.
THIS
TALL AS YOU, RICKY. >> SURE IS. THIS ONE'S ALMOST AS LONG AS ME.
>>
>> SURE IS. THIS ONE'S ALMOST AS LONG AS ME. >> HEY, NOW.
>>
THIS ONE'S ALMOST AS LONG AS ME. >> HEY, NOW. >> HUH?
>>
>> HEY, NOW. >> HUH? >> SOMEBODY'S A ROCKET
ENTHUSIAST.
THIS
>> SOMEBODY'S A ROCKET ENTHUSIAST. THIS IS, LIKE, THE WHOLE
LAUNCH
ENTHUSIAST. THIS IS, LIKE, THE WHOLE LAUNCH THING, HUH?
OH,
THIS IS, LIKE, THE WHOLE LAUNCH THING, HUH? OH, YEAH, THIS IS HOW YOU
START
LAUNCH THING, HUH? OH, YEAH, THIS IS HOW YOU START 'EM, MAN.
BUT
OH, YEAH, THIS IS HOW YOU START 'EM, MAN. BUT WE'RE DEEP, DEEP, DEEP IN
NERDVILLE
START 'EM, MAN. BUT WE'RE DEEP, DEEP, DEEP IN NERDVILLE RIGHT HERE, BROTHER.
WHAT
BUT WE'RE DEEP, DEEP, DEEP IN NERDVILLE RIGHT HERE, BROTHER. WHAT IS ALL THAT STUFF?
WAIT,
NERDVILLE RIGHT HERE, BROTHER. WHAT IS ALL THAT STUFF? WAIT, WAIT, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA,
WHAT IS ALL THAT STUFF? WAIT, WAIT, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
THIS
WAIT, WAIT, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. THIS LOOKS PRETTY IMPORTANT.
AND
WHOA, WHOA. THIS LOOKS PRETTY IMPORTANT. AND IT'S GOT MICRO SD CARDS
IN
THIS LOOKS PRETTY IMPORTANT. AND IT'S GOT MICRO SD CARDS IN IT.
LIKE
AND IT'S GOT MICRO SD CARDS IN IT. LIKE IF YOU'RE SENDING UP
A
IN IT. LIKE IF YOU'RE SENDING UP A CAMERA OR SOMETHING.
>>
LIKE IF YOU'RE SENDING UP A CAMERA OR SOMETHING. >> A ROCKET WITH A FANCY
LITTLE
A CAMERA OR SOMETHING. >> A ROCKET WITH A FANCY LITTLE CAMERA COULD BE WORTH
A
>> A ROCKET WITH A FANCY LITTLE CAMERA COULD BE WORTH A PRETTY PENNY.
>>
LITTLE CAMERA COULD BE WORTH A PRETTY PENNY. >> NOW, IF WE JUST KNEW HOW TO
DO
A PRETTY PENNY. >> NOW, IF WE JUST KNEW HOW TO DO IT, WE'D BE AWESOME.
>>
>> NOW, IF WE JUST KNEW HOW TO DO IT, WE'D BE AWESOME. >> WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND US
A
DO IT, WE'D BE AWESOME. >> WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND US A ROCKETEER.
NERDVILLE,
>> WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND US A ROCKETEER. NERDVILLE, HERE WE COME.
>>
A ROCKETEER. NERDVILLE, HERE WE COME. >> THAT LOOKS LETHAL.
>>
NERDVILLE, HERE WE COME. >> THAT LOOKS LETHAL. >> IT DOES, DON'T IT?
>>
>> THAT LOOKS LETHAL. >> IT DOES, DON'T IT? >> WHAT IF THAT CAME THROUGH
A
>> IT DOES, DON'T IT? >> WHAT IF THAT CAME THROUGH A WINDOW?
>>
>> WHAT IF THAT CAME THROUGH A WINDOW? >> IT'D BREAK IT.
>>
A WINDOW? >> IT'D BREAK IT. >> THANKS.
>>
>> IT'D BREAK IT. >> THANKS. >> TOTALLY KICKED SOME ASS
WITH
>> THANKS. >> TOTALLY KICKED SOME ASS WITH THIS LOCKER.
GAVE
>> TOTALLY KICKED SOME ASS WITH THIS LOCKER. GAVE THOSE BOYS THE BOOT, AND
NOW
WITH THIS LOCKER. GAVE THOSE BOYS THE BOOT, AND NOW I HAVE AN AWESOME LOCKER
PACKED
GAVE THOSE BOYS THE BOOT, AND NOW I HAVE AN AWESOME LOCKER PACKED WITH RETRO FURNITURE.
SELF
NOW I HAVE AN AWESOME LOCKER PACKED WITH RETRO FURNITURE. SELF HIGH FIVE.
GOT
GOT A
GOT A GOOD CHAIR HERE.
NEEDS
GOT A GOOD CHAIR HERE. NEEDS SOME NEW FABRIC.
NEED
NEEDS SOME NEW FABRIC. NEED TO PAINT IT, AND IT'S
A
NEED TO PAINT IT, AND IT'S A $50 CHAIR.
THIS
A $50 CHAIR. THIS IS FANTASTIC.
VANITY
THIS IS FANTASTIC. VANITY STOOL FOR THE GIRLS.
THAT'S
VANITY STOOL FOR THE GIRLS. THAT'S A $30 STOOL.
THIS
THAT'S A $30 STOOL. THIS IS A GOOD FRAME.
I
THIS IS A GOOD FRAME. I COULD PROBABLY TURN THIS
INTO
I COULD PROBABLY TURN THIS INTO A CHALKBOARD OR
A
INTO A CHALKBOARD OR A BULLETIN BOARD.
ANOTHER
A BULLETIN BOARD. ANOTHER $20.
WHOOP.
BASKETBALL.
I
BASKETBALL. I PLAYED IN EIGHTH GRADE.
I
I PLAYED IN EIGHTH GRADE. I WAS ACTUALLY THE CAPTAIN OF
THE
I WAS ACTUALLY THE CAPTAIN OF THE EIGHTH GRADE BASKETBALL
TEAM.
I
TEAM. I JUST MADE EVERYONE WEAR
MATCHING
I JUST MADE EVERYONE WEAR MATCHING BOWS IN THEIR HAIR
AND
MATCHING BOWS IN THEIR HAIR AND STUFF.
THIS
AND STUFF. THIS IS, LIKE, TOTALLY WHAT
YOU
THIS IS, LIKE, TOTALLY WHAT YOU WOULD WEAR ON YOUR SAFARI
IN
YOU WOULD WEAR ON YOUR SAFARI IN AFRICA.
EXCUSE
IN AFRICA. EXCUSE ME, SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN
MY
EXCUSE ME, SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY MONOCLE?
ALL
MY MONOCLE? ALL RIGHT, I'M KEEPING THIS
FOR
ALL RIGHT, I'M KEEPING THIS FOR SURE.
OH,
FOR SURE. OH, YEAH, TUFTED, VINTAGE
WINGBACK
OH, YEAH, TUFTED, VINTAGE WINGBACK CHAIR.
RE-UPHOLSTER
WINGBACK CHAIR. RE-UPHOLSTER THIS BABY, SELL
IT
RE-UPHOLSTER THIS BABY, SELL IT FOR 300.
THIS
IT FOR 300. THIS PIECE RIGHT HERE IS
ACTUALLY
THIS PIECE RIGHT HERE IS ACTUALLY GOOD SOLID WOOD.
FIX
ACTUALLY GOOD SOLID WOOD. FIX IT UP A LITTLE.
I'M
FIX IT UP A LITTLE. I'M GONNA SELL THIS FOR 300.
OH,
I'M GONNA SELL THIS FOR 300. OH, YEAH, THAT'S CUTE.
IT'S
OH, YEAH, THAT'S CUTE. IT'S A LITTLE MIRRORED CONSOLE
THING.
SELL
THING. SELL IT FOR 50.
WHAT
SELL IT FOR 50. WHAT IS GOING ON BACK HERE?
LOOK!
IT'S
LOOK! IT'S ACTUALLY A CHINA CABINET.
IT
IT'S ACTUALLY A CHINA CABINET. IT GOES ON THAT PIECE.
SO
IT GOES ON THAT PIECE. SO I WAS GONNA SELL THAT FOR
300.
NOW
300. NOW I CAN SELL IT FOR 600.
I
NOW I CAN SELL IT FOR 600. I MEAN, THIS IS LIKE
A
I MEAN, THIS IS LIKE A TREASURE TROVE OF RETRO
GRANDMA
A TREASURE TROVE OF RETRO GRANDMA FURNITURE.
SO
GRANDMA FURNITURE. SO IN THIS SEASON.
OH,
OH, MY
OH, MY GOD--WHAT IS THIS
LET
LET ME
LET ME SEE IF I CAN GET THIS
OUT
LET ME SEE IF I CAN GET THIS OUT SO I CAN LOOK AT IT.
IT'S,
LET ME SEE IF I CAN GET THIS OUT SO I CAN LOOK AT IT. IT'S, LIKE, A LOOM.
I
OUT SO I CAN LOOK AT IT. IT'S, LIKE, A LOOM. I THINK IT MAKES FABRIC OR
RUGS
IT'S, LIKE, A LOOM. I THINK IT MAKES FABRIC OR RUGS OR BLANKETS OR SOMETHING
LIKE
I THINK IT MAKES FABRIC OR RUGS OR BLANKETS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
I'M
RUGS OR BLANKETS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I'M NO ENGINEER, BUT THESE
THINGS
LIKE THAT. I'M NO ENGINEER, BUT THESE THINGS PULL BACK.
SHABBY
I'M NO ENGINEER, BUT THESE THINGS PULL BACK. SHABBY CHIC I KNOW.
LOOMS?
THINGS PULL BACK. SHABBY CHIC I KNOW. LOOMS? NOT SO MUCH.
BUT
SHABBY CHIC I KNOW. LOOMS? NOT SO MUCH. BUT THIS THING LOOKS PRETTY
SWEET.
I
BUT THIS THING LOOKS PRETTY SWEET. I GOT TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO
TAKE
SWEET. I GOT TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO TAKE IT.
AND
I GOT TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO TAKE IT. AND LIKE THE BOYS WOULD HAVE
ANY
TAKE IT. AND LIKE THE BOYS WOULD HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH
>>
>> I
>> I FOUND MOSTLY SCRAP IN
THAT
>> I FOUND MOSTLY SCRAP IN THAT UNIT I GOT FOR 850, BUT I
FOUND
>> I FOUND MOSTLY SCRAP IN THAT UNIT I GOT FOR 850, BUT I FOUND A BEAUTIFUL MAP OF
TEXAS.
HIDEY,
FOUND A BEAUTIFUL MAP OF TEXAS. HIDEY, HIDEY, HIDEY, HO.
>>
TEXAS. HIDEY, HIDEY, HIDEY, HO. >> HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
>>
HIDEY, HIDEY, HIDEY, HO. >> HEY, HOW ARE YOU? >> I CALLED THIS FANCY MAP
EXPERT,
>> HEY, HOW ARE YOU? >> I CALLED THIS FANCY MAP EXPERT, ROY RIDDELL, TO TAKE
A
>> I CALLED THIS FANCY MAP EXPERT, ROY RIDDELL, TO TAKE A LOOK AT MY PRIDE AND JOY.
>>
EXPERT, ROY RIDDELL, TO TAKE A LOOK AT MY PRIDE AND JOY. >> LET'S TAKE IT OUT OF THE
FRAME
A LOOK AT MY PRIDE AND JOY. >> LET'S TAKE IT OUT OF THE FRAME SO WE CAN SEE WHAT WE'RE
LOOKING
>> LET'S TAKE IT OUT OF THE FRAME SO WE CAN SEE WHAT WE'RE LOOKING AT HERE.
OH,
FRAME SO WE CAN SEE WHAT WE'RE LOOKING AT HERE. OH, YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT MAP.
OH,
LOOKING AT HERE. OH, YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT MAP. OH, IT'S A NICE HAND-COLORED
MAP
OH, YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT MAP. OH, IT'S A NICE HAND-COLORED MAP OF TEXAS BY COLTON.
>>
OH, IT'S A NICE HAND-COLORED MAP OF TEXAS BY COLTON. >> HOW OLD DO YOU THINK THIS
MAP
MAP OF TEXAS BY COLTON. >> HOW OLD DO YOU THINK THIS MAP IS?
>>
>> HOW OLD DO YOU THINK THIS MAP IS? >> THIS IS JUST BEFORE THE
CIVIL
MAP IS? >> THIS IS JUST BEFORE THE CIVIL WAR, 1860, SO YOU'RE
RIGHT
>> THIS IS JUST BEFORE THE CIVIL WAR, 1860, SO YOU'RE RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING OF
THE
CIVIL WAR, 1860, SO YOU'RE RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING OF THE CIVIL WAR.
IT'S
RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING OF THE CIVIL WAR. IT'S A REALLY EXCITING TIME
PERIOD
THE CIVIL WAR. IT'S A REALLY EXCITING TIME PERIOD WHEN IT COMES TO
CARTOGRAPHY,
IT'S A REALLY EXCITING TIME PERIOD WHEN IT COMES TO CARTOGRAPHY, BECAUSE THERE WAS
A
PERIOD WHEN IT COMES TO CARTOGRAPHY, BECAUSE THERE WAS A LOT OF CHANGE IN THE WEST.
>>
CARTOGRAPHY, BECAUSE THERE WAS A LOT OF CHANGE IN THE WEST. >> AND THIS IS AN ORIGINAL?
>>
A LOT OF CHANGE IN THE WEST. >> AND THIS IS AN ORIGINAL? >> ORIGINAL ANTIQUE MAP WITH
HAND
>> AND THIS IS AN ORIGINAL? >> ORIGINAL ANTIQUE MAP WITH HAND COLORING.
>>
>> ORIGINAL ANTIQUE MAP WITH HAND COLORING. >> I KNEW SHE WAS ORIGINAL.
BUT
HAND COLORING. >> I KNEW SHE WAS ORIGINAL. BUT I DO HAVE ONE LITTLE BONE
TO
>> I KNEW SHE WAS ORIGINAL. BUT I DO HAVE ONE LITTLE BONE TO PICK WITH MR. COLTON ABOUT
HIS
BUT I DO HAVE ONE LITTLE BONE TO PICK WITH MR. COLTON ABOUT HIS MAP OF TEXAS.
WHY
TO PICK WITH MR. COLTON ABOUT HIS MAP OF TEXAS. WHY IN THE NAME DID THEY CUT
OFF
HIS MAP OF TEXAS. WHY IN THE NAME DID THEY CUT OFF THE GREAT PANHANDLE AND
PUT
WHY IN THE NAME DID THEY CUT OFF THE GREAT PANHANDLE AND PUT IT DOWN HERE?
THAT'S
OFF THE GREAT PANHANDLE AND PUT IT DOWN HERE? THAT'S GROUNDS FOR A
BEAT-DOWN.
>>
THAT'S GROUNDS FOR A BEAT-DOWN. >> WELL, THEY INCLUDED IT DOWN
HERE,
BEAT-DOWN. >> WELL, THEY INCLUDED IT DOWN HERE, BUT THEY WERE TRYING TO
GET
>> WELL, THEY INCLUDED IT DOWN HERE, BUT THEY WERE TRYING TO GET THE BIG STATE OF TEXAS ON
ONE
HERE, BUT THEY WERE TRYING TO GET THE BIG STATE OF TEXAS ON ONE SHEET, WHICH WAS PRETTY
HARD
GET THE BIG STATE OF TEXAS ON ONE SHEET, WHICH WAS PRETTY HARD TO DO.
>>
ONE SHEET, WHICH WAS PRETTY HARD TO DO. >> WELL, I'LL LET HIM SLIDE ON
THAT
HARD TO DO. >> WELL, I'LL LET HIM SLIDE ON THAT NOTE.
I'M
>> WELL, I'LL LET HIM SLIDE ON THAT NOTE. I'M A AMATEUR HISTORIAN MYSELF
WHEN
THAT NOTE. I'M A AMATEUR HISTORIAN MYSELF WHEN IT COMES TO TEXAS.
WE
I'M A AMATEUR HISTORIAN MYSELF WHEN IT COMES TO TEXAS. WE ARE RICH AND DEEP IN
HISTORY...
>>
WE ARE RICH AND DEEP IN HISTORY... >> ABSOLUTELY.
>>
HISTORY... >> ABSOLUTELY. >> IN TEXAS.
WE
>> ABSOLUTELY. >> IN TEXAS. WE CAN SURVIVE ON OUR OWN.
EVERYTHING
>> IN TEXAS. WE CAN SURVIVE ON OUR OWN. EVERYTHING ON THE OUTSIDE OF
THESE
WE CAN SURVIVE ON OUR OWN. EVERYTHING ON THE OUTSIDE OF THESE BORDER LINES, WE REALLY
DON'T
EVERYTHING ON THE OUTSIDE OF THESE BORDER LINES, WE REALLY DON'T NEED 'EM.
>>
THESE BORDER LINES, WE REALLY DON'T NEED 'EM. >> UNITED STATES OF TEXAS.
>>
DON'T NEED 'EM. >> UNITED STATES OF TEXAS. >> YEP.
WHAT'S
WHAT'S IT
WHAT'S IT WORTH?
>>
WHAT'S IT WORTH? >> WELL, YOU KNOW, THIS MAP IS
NICE
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, THIS MAP IS NICE BECAUSE THE COLOR IS
STILL
NICE BECAUSE THE COLOR IS STILL STRONG.
IT'S
STILL STRONG. IT'S ALL WATERCOLOR.
THE
IT'S ALL WATERCOLOR. THE VALUE OF THIS MAP WOULD
BE...ABOUT
THE VALUE OF THIS MAP WOULD BE...ABOUT $700.
>>
BE...ABOUT $700. >> MMM!
KA-PAY-YA!
$700
KA-PAY-YA! $700 ON THIS, AND KENNY SAID I
WAS
$700 ON THIS, AND KENNY SAID I WAS DUMB?
THANK
THANK YOU
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>>
THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> YOU'RE WELCOME.
>>
THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> YOU'RE WELCOME. >> IF DUMB WAS DIRT, KENNY WOULD
COVER
>> YOU'RE WELCOME. >> IF DUMB WAS DIRT, KENNY WOULD COVER TEN ACRES OF DIRT.
ARE
>> IF DUMB WAS DIRT, KENNY WOULD COVER TEN ACRES OF DIRT. ARE YOU FROM TEXAS?
>>
COVER TEN ACRES OF DIRT. ARE YOU FROM TEXAS? >> NOT ORIGINALLY.
BUT
ARE YOU FROM TEXAS? >> NOT ORIGINALLY. BUT I GOT HERE AS SOON AS I
>>
>> I
>> I FOUND THIS LOOM IN MY
$750
>> I FOUND THIS LOOM IN MY $750 LOCKER.
SO
>> I FOUND THIS LOOM IN MY $750 LOCKER. SO I'M AT THE WHITE ROCK
WEAVING
$750 LOCKER. SO I'M AT THE WHITE ROCK WEAVING CENTER TO TALK TO
MISS
SO I'M AT THE WHITE ROCK WEAVING CENTER TO TALK TO MISS ANNA ROSEBERRY, WEAVER
EXTRAORDINAIRE.
SO
MISS ANNA ROSEBERRY, WEAVER EXTRAORDINAIRE. SO WHAT DO I HAVE HERE?
>>
EXTRAORDINAIRE. SO WHAT DO I HAVE HERE? >> THIS IS A TABLE LOOM MADE
BY
SO WHAT DO I HAVE HERE? >> THIS IS A TABLE LOOM MADE BY THE ASHFORD COMPANY.
IT
>> THIS IS A TABLE LOOM MADE BY THE ASHFORD COMPANY. IT IS FROM NEW ZEALAND.
THIS
BY THE ASHFORD COMPANY. IT IS FROM NEW ZEALAND. THIS IS A 16-SHAFT LOOM, WHICH
IS
IT IS FROM NEW ZEALAND. THIS IS A 16-SHAFT LOOM, WHICH IS SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T
COME
THIS IS A 16-SHAFT LOOM, WHICH IS SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T COME ACROSS TOO OFTEN, AND IT
WOULD
IS SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T COME ACROSS TOO OFTEN, AND IT WOULD BE FOR A REALLY ADVANCED
WEAVER.
>>
WOULD BE FOR A REALLY ADVANCED WEAVER. >> SHE'S STARTING TO WEAVE ME
A
WEAVER. >> SHE'S STARTING TO WEAVE ME A SLEEP SWEATER.
>>
>> SHE'S STARTING TO WEAVE ME A SLEEP SWEATER. >> WE START OUT BY GETTING OUR
YARN
A SLEEP SWEATER. >> WE START OUT BY GETTING OUR YARN MEASURED OUT AND READY TO
PUT
>> WE START OUT BY GETTING OUR YARN MEASURED OUT AND READY TO PUT ON THE LOOM.
AND
YARN MEASURED OUT AND READY TO PUT ON THE LOOM. AND WE PUT IT STRAND BY STRAND
INTO
PUT ON THE LOOM. AND WE PUT IT STRAND BY STRAND INTO THE REED.
AND
AND WE PUT IT STRAND BY STRAND INTO THE REED. AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE WEAVING,
PULLING
INTO THE REED. AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE WEAVING, PULLING THE LEVERS RAISES THE
YARN,
AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE WEAVING, PULLING THE LEVERS RAISES THE YARN, AND THEN YOU PULL THE
BEADER
PULLING THE LEVERS RAISES THE YARN, AND THEN YOU PULL THE BEADER TO PRESS THE YARN INTO
PLACE.
FOR
BEADER TO PRESS THE YARN INTO PLACE. FOR EXAMPLE, YOU MIGHT MAKE
SCARVES,
PLACE. FOR EXAMPLE, YOU MIGHT MAKE SCARVES, SHAWLS, BABY BLANKETS.
>>
FOR EXAMPLE, YOU MIGHT MAKE SCARVES, SHAWLS, BABY BLANKETS. >> ARE YOU SAYING YOU THINK
I'M
SCARVES, SHAWLS, BABY BLANKETS. >> ARE YOU SAYING YOU THINK I'M PREGNANT?
>>
>> ARE YOU SAYING YOU THINK I'M PREGNANT? >> NO, I DIDN'T.
>>
I'M PREGNANT? >> NO, I DIDN'T. >> I'M NOT.
>>
>> NO, I DIDN'T. >> I'M NOT. >> I'M NOT EITHER.
[laughter]
>>
>> YARN'T
>> YARN'T YOU GONNA TELL ME
HOW
>> YARN'T YOU GONNA TELL ME HOW MUCH IT'S WORTH?
>>
HOW MUCH IT'S WORTH? >> YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO SELL
IT
>> YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO SELL IT FOR SOMETHING LIKE...1,300.
>>
IT FOR SOMETHING LIKE...1,300. >> WOW, ANNA.
THAT'S
>> WOW, ANNA. THAT'S UNBE-WEAVE-ABLE!
ANNA,
ANNA, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>>
ANNA, THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> IT WAS A PLEASURE HAVING
YOU
ANNA, THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> IT WAS A PLEASURE HAVING YOU HERE.
>>
>> IT WAS A PLEASURE HAVING YOU HERE. >> WHO KNEW SOMETHING SO
BORING
YOU HERE. >> WHO KNEW SOMETHING SO BORING COULD BE WORTH SO MUCH
MONEY?
BYE!
>>
MONEY? BYE! >> BE
>>
>> RICKY
>> RICKY AND I FOUND A BUNCH
OF
>> RICKY AND I FOUND A BUNCH OF ROCKETS WITH LITTLE CAMERAS
AND
AND LAUNCHERS, PRETTY MUCH
LIKE
LIKE MINI
LIKE MINI NASA.
>>
>> WE'RE
>> WE'RE HEADED OUT TO MEET
JACK
>> WE'RE HEADED OUT TO MEET JACK SPRAGUE.
HE'S
>> WE'RE HEADED OUT TO MEET JACK SPRAGUE. HE'S THE HEAD OF THE DALLAS
AREA
JACK SPRAGUE. HE'S THE HEAD OF THE DALLAS AREA ROCKET SOCIETY.
>>
HE'S THE HEAD OF THE DALLAS AREA ROCKET SOCIETY. >> WE'RE HOPING JACK CAN HELP
US
AREA ROCKET SOCIETY. >> WE'RE HOPING JACK CAN HELP US LAUNCH THESE BABIES.
THEN
>> WE'RE HOPING JACK CAN HELP US LAUNCH THESE BABIES. THEN WE'LL FIND OUT WHAT THEY'RE
WORTH.
>>
THEN WE'LL FIND OUT WHAT THEY'RE WORTH. >> SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT
THE
WORTH. >> SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT THE COMPLETE STARTER KIT HERE.
THEY'RE
>> SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT THE COMPLETE STARTER KIT HERE. THEY'RE WHAT WE CALL MID-POWER
ROCKETS.
THEY
THEY'RE WHAT WE CALL MID-POWER ROCKETS. THEY FLY ON FAIRLY HEFTY
MOTORS,
ROCKETS. THEY FLY ON FAIRLY HEFTY MOTORS, TYPICALLY TO ABOUT
2,000
THEY FLY ON FAIRLY HEFTY MOTORS, TYPICALLY TO ABOUT 2,000 FEET.
THE
MOTORS, TYPICALLY TO ABOUT 2,000 FEET. THE ROCKET'S GOING TO COME
DOWN
2,000 FEET. THE ROCKET'S GOING TO COME DOWN ON THE LAUNCH STAND.
>>
THE ROCKET'S GOING TO COME DOWN ON THE LAUNCH STAND. >> AND HOW MANY FEET PER
SECOND
DOWN ON THE LAUNCH STAND. >> AND HOW MANY FEET PER SECOND OR MILES PER HOUR?
>>
>> AND HOW MANY FEET PER SECOND OR MILES PER HOUR? >> PROBABLY GET ABOVE 250 MILE
AN
SECOND OR MILES PER HOUR? >> PROBABLY GET ABOVE 250 MILE AN HOUR.
>>
>> PROBABLY GET ABOVE 250 MILE AN HOUR. >> AND WHAT HAPPENS IF THAT
SUCKER
AN HOUR. >> AND WHAT HAPPENS IF THAT SUCKER FIRES AND IT JUST FALLS
OVER?
>>
SUCKER FIRES AND IT JUST FALLS OVER? >> YEAH, IF IT'S LIKE THREE,
TWO,
OVER? >> YEAH, IF IT'S LIKE THREE, TWO, AND IT STARTS TO GO LIKE
THIS--
>>
TWO, AND IT STARTS TO GO LIKE THIS-- >> WELL, AS LONG AS YOU--
>>
THIS-- >> WELL, AS LONG AS YOU-- >> AND I'M STANDING OVER HERE.
>>
>> WELL, AS LONG AS YOU-- >> AND I'M STANDING OVER HERE. >> AS LONG AS YOU HAVEN'T
PUSHED
>> AND I'M STANDING OVER HERE. >> AS LONG AS YOU HAVEN'T PUSHED THE BUTTON, YOU'RE ALL
RIGHT.
YOU
PUSHED THE BUTTON, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO OUTRUN IT.
IT'S
RIGHT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO OUTRUN IT. IT'S FASTER THAN YOU ARE.
I
YOU DON'T HAVE TO OUTRUN IT. IT'S FASTER THAN YOU ARE. I GUARANTEE IT.
BUT
IT'S FASTER THAN YOU ARE. I GUARANTEE IT. BUT IF YOU'RE WATCHING, ALL
YOU
I GUARANTEE IT. BUT IF YOU'RE WATCHING, ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS PLAY
BULLFIGHTER.
STEP
YOU GOT TO DO IS PLAY BULLFIGHTER. STEP ASIDE.
>>
BULLFIGHTER. STEP ASIDE. >> OH, THAT'S ALL YOU GOT TO
DO,
STEP ASIDE. >> OH, THAT'S ALL YOU GOT TO DO, JACK.
>>
>> OH, THAT'S ALL YOU GOT TO DO, JACK. >> THAT'S ALL YOU GOT TO DO.
RIGHT?
>>
>> THAT'S ALL YOU GOT TO DO. RIGHT? >> SAID SKINNY JACK.
OH,
RIGHT? >> SAID SKINNY JACK. OH, YEAH, THAT'S GOT STUFF WE
NEED
>> SAID SKINNY JACK. OH, YEAH, THAT'S GOT STUFF WE NEED TO ASK YOU ABOUT.
>>
OH, YEAH, THAT'S GOT STUFF WE NEED TO ASK YOU ABOUT. >> THAT'S A USB-CONNECTIBLE
CAMERA.
I
>> THAT'S A USB-CONNECTIBLE CAMERA. I BET THAT THESE WERE STRAPPED
ON
CAMERA. I BET THAT THESE WERE STRAPPED ON THE ROCKETS.
>>
I BET THAT THESE WERE STRAPPED ON THE ROCKETS. >> DO YOU THINK WE CAN STRAP
ONE
ON THE ROCKETS. >> DO YOU THINK WE CAN STRAP ONE TO ONE OF THE ONES WE'RE
GONNA
>> DO YOU THINK WE CAN STRAP ONE TO ONE OF THE ONES WE'RE GONNA SEND UP?
>>
ONE TO ONE OF THE ONES WE'RE GONNA SEND UP? >> I THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
AND
GONNA SEND UP? >> I THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. AND WE GOT A MOTOR.
IN
>> I THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. AND WE GOT A MOTOR. IN THIS CASE, IT'S AN F-50
MOTOR,
AND WE GOT A MOTOR. IN THIS CASE, IT'S AN F-50 MOTOR, SO IT'S GONNA LIFT OFF
RATHER
IN THIS CASE, IT'S AN F-50 MOTOR, SO IT'S GONNA LIFT OFF RATHER FAST, AND THEN
THE
MOTOR, SO IT'S GONNA LIFT OFF RATHER FAST, AND THEN THE ROCKET'S READY TO GO ON
THE
RATHER FAST, AND THEN THE ROCKET'S READY TO GO ON THE PAD.
>>
THE ROCKET'S READY TO GO ON THE PAD. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
THE PAD. >> ALL RIGHT. >> OKAY. ARE WE READY?
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> OKAY. ARE WE READY? >> OKAY, BOYS, LET'S FIRE 'EM
UP.
>>
>> OKAY, BOYS, LET'S FIRE 'EM UP. >> SKY IS CLEAR.
GROUND
UP. >> SKY IS CLEAR. GROUND RANGE IS GO.
THREE,
>> SKY IS CLEAR. GROUND RANGE IS GO. THREE, TWO, ONE, LAUNCH.
[rocket
GROUND RANGE IS GO. THREE, TWO, ONE, LAUNCH. [rocket hissing]
>>
THREE, TWO, ONE, LAUNCH. [rocket hissing] >> HOLY SNAKE BALLS!
THAT
[rocket hissing] >> HOLY SNAKE BALLS! THAT THING WASN'T PLAYING
AROUND.
>>
THAT THING WASN'T PLAYING AROUND. >> YEAH, WE GOT ABOUT
1,300
AROUND. >> YEAH, WE GOT ABOUT 1,300 FEET OUT OF IT.
ALL
>> YEAH, WE GOT ABOUT 1,300 FEET OUT OF IT. ALL RIGHT.
THERE'S
1,300 FEET OUT OF IT. ALL RIGHT. THERE'S THE PARACHUTE.
FORTUNATELY,
ALL RIGHT. THERE'S THE PARACHUTE. FORTUNATELY, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH
WIND,
THERE'S THE PARACHUTE. FORTUNATELY, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH WIND, SO THAT'S GONNA STAY IN
OUR
FORTUNATELY, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH WIND, SO THAT'S GONNA STAY IN OUR FIELD.
NICELY
WIND, SO THAT'S GONNA STAY IN OUR FIELD. NICELY DONE.
THIS
OUR FIELD. NICELY DONE. THIS THING IS GONNA COME BACK
PRETTY
NICELY DONE. THIS THING IS GONNA COME BACK PRETTY CLOSE.
>>
THIS THING IS GONNA COME BACK PRETTY CLOSE. >> [imitating shotgun]
>>
PRETTY CLOSE. >> [imitating shotgun] >> ALL RIGHT!
SPOT
>> [imitating shotgun] >> ALL RIGHT! SPOT LANDING!
[applause]
THAT
SPOT LANDING! [applause] THAT PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE.
NOW
[applause] THAT PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE. NOW LET'S SEE IF IT PUTS MONEY
IN
THAT PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE. NOW LET'S SEE IF IT PUTS MONEY IN MY POCKET.
ALL
ALL RIGHT, JACK, SO HOW MUCH
IN
ALL RIGHT, JACK, SO HOW MUCH IN VALUE FOR ALL THIS STUFF?
>>
IN VALUE FOR ALL THIS STUFF? >> YOU'RE PROBABLY CLOSE TO
ALMOST
>> YOU'RE PROBABLY CLOSE TO ALMOST $600.
>>
ALMOST $600. >> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
>>
>> STRAP
>> STRAP ME TO THAT ROCKET AND
SEND
>> STRAP ME TO THAT ROCKET AND SEND ME TO THE MOON.
>>
>> STRAP ME TO THAT ROCKET AND SEND ME TO THE MOON. >> BUT THE VALUE IN ROCKETS IS
WATCHING
SEND ME TO THE MOON. >> BUT THE VALUE IN ROCKETS IS WATCHING 'EM FLY.
>>
>> BUT THE VALUE IN ROCKETS IS WATCHING 'EM FLY. >> WELL, JACK, I APPRECIATE IT.
>>
WATCHING 'EM FLY. >> WELL, JACK, I APPRECIATE IT. >> IT'S BEEN A GREAT DAY.
>>
>> WELL, JACK, I APPRECIATE IT. >> IT'S BEEN A GREAT DAY. >> ROCKETS WITH CAMERAS.
WHAT'D
>> IT'S BEEN A GREAT DAY. >> ROCKETS WITH CAMERAS. WHAT'D YOU DO TODAY?
>>
>> ROCKETS WITH CAMERAS. WHAT'D YOU DO TODAY? >> narrator: THE WINNER IN
FORT
WHAT'D YOU DO TODAY? >> narrator: THE WINNER IN FORT WORTH WAS JENNY GRUMBLES,
WHOSE
>> narrator: THE WINNER IN FORT WORTH WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHOSE LOOM SPUN HER A $1,600
PROFIT.
RICKY
WHOSE LOOM SPUN HER A $1,600 PROFIT. RICKY AND BUBBA'S ROCKETS
LAUNCHED
PROFIT. RICKY AND BUBBA'S ROCKETS LAUNCHED THEM INTO THE MONEY
SPHERE,
RICKY AND BUBBA'S ROCKETS LAUNCHED THEM INTO THE MONEY SPHERE, EARNING THEM OVER
900
LAUNCHED THEM INTO THE MONEY SPHERE, EARNING THEM OVER 900 BUCKS.
KENNY
SPHERE, EARNING THEM OVER 900 BUCKS. KENNY STOWE DIDN'T BUY STUPID,
BUT
900 BUCKS. KENNY STOWE DIDN'T BUY STUPID, BUT ALSO DIDN'T BUY ANYTHING.
WHILE
WHILE MATT'S MAP OF HEAVEN AND
EARTH
WHILE MATT'S MAP OF HEAVEN AND EARTH LEFT HIM 20 BUCKS UNDER.
>>
EARTH LEFT HIM 20 BUCKS UNDER. >> YOU KNOW, MATT, IT DON'T
SEEM
>> YOU KNOW, MATT, IT DON'T SEEM LIKE THEM SHORTS WAS REAL
PROTECTIVE
SEEM LIKE THEM SHORTS WAS REAL PROTECTIVE LIKE YOU WAS
THINKING,
PROTECTIVE LIKE YOU WAS THINKING, 'CAUSE YOU SURE
OVERSPENT
THINKING, 'CAUSE YOU SURE OVERSPENT ON THAT LAST LOCKER,
BUDDY.
I
BUDDY. I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
>>
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. >> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
>>
>> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. >> YOU PAID THREE TIMES TOO
MUCH
>> YOU PAID THREE TIMES TOO MUCH FOR THAT LOCKER, AND IT'S
STUPIDITY
MUCH FOR THAT LOCKER, AND IT'S STUPIDITY THAT DOES IT.
I
STUPIDITY THAT DOES IT. I DON'T KNOW IF THE SUN HAS
GOT
I DON'T KNOW IF THE SUN HAS GOT TO YOU, OR THE HAT HAS
TAPED
GOT TO YOU, OR THE HAT HAS TAPED OFF THE CHEMICALS IN
YOUR
TAPED OFF THE CHEMICALS IN YOUR BRAIN, OR IF THE SHORTS
ACTUALLY
YOUR BRAIN, OR IF THE SHORTS ACTUALLY HAS DONE SOMETHING TO
YOU,
ACTUALLY HAS DONE SOMETHING TO YOU, BUDDY, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK
TODAY,
YOU, BUDDY, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK TODAY, OKAY?
SO
TODAY, OKAY? SO LET'S GO BACK TO THE
WRANGLERS
SO LET'S GO BACK TO THE WRANGLERS AND THE BOOTS, AND
ACT
WRANGLERS AND THE BOOTS, AND ACT LIKE WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE