>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH!
narrator:
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH! narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! narrator: COMING UP... >> TODAY, I'M GONNA MESS WITH
BUBBA.
WHOO!
YOU'RE
BUBBA. WHOO! YOU'RE JUST SO CUTE!
THIS'LL
WHOO! YOU'RE JUST SO CUTE! THIS'LL BE LIKE STEALING CANDY
FROM
YOU'RE JUST SO CUTE! THIS'LL BE LIKE STEALING CANDY FROM A PUDGY BABY.
>>
THIS'LL BE LIKE STEALING CANDY FROM A PUDGY BABY. >> HEY, GIRL, HOW YOU DOING?
NO
FROM A PUDGY BABY. >> HEY, GIRL, HOW YOU DOING? NO SOCIALIZING TODAY?
>>
>> HEY, GIRL, HOW YOU DOING? NO SOCIALIZING TODAY? >> TIME TO FLOAT LIKE A
BUTTERFLY
NO SOCIALIZING TODAY? >> TIME TO FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY AND STING LIKE
A
>> TIME TO FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY AND STING LIKE A QUEEN BEE.
>>
BUTTERFLY AND STING LIKE A QUEEN BEE. >> I WANT SOME COMPETITION!
>>
A QUEEN BEE. >> I WANT SOME COMPETITION! >> SHUT IT!
>>
>> I WANT SOME COMPETITION! >> SHUT IT! >> NO, I'M NOT GOING TO.
>>
>> SHUT IT! >> NO, I'M NOT GOING TO. >> NO RICKY TODAY, SO HE CAN'T
HOLD
>> NO, I'M NOT GOING TO. >> NO RICKY TODAY, SO HE CAN'T HOLD ME BACK FROM ANYTHING.
AW,
>> NO RICKY TODAY, SO HE CAN'T HOLD ME BACK FROM ANYTHING. AW, HELL, YES.
IT'S
HOLD ME BACK FROM ANYTHING. AW, HELL, YES. IT'S LIKE A BABY SEAL.
>>
AW, HELL, YES. IT'S LIKE A BABY SEAL. >> I'VE GOT SOME GOGGLES WE CAN
PUT
IT'S LIKE A BABY SEAL. >> I'VE GOT SOME GOGGLES WE CAN PUT ON AND YOU CAN WATCH 'EM.
>>
>> I'VE GOT SOME GOGGLES WE CAN PUT ON AND YOU CAN WATCH 'EM. >> [gurgles]
RICKY'S
PUT ON AND YOU CAN WATCH 'EM. >> [gurgles] RICKY'S GONNA KILL ME.
[country
[country western music]
>>
[country western music] >> NEVER KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE
>> NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
YOU'RE GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB.
CHA-CHING!
>>
CHA-CHING! >> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG. >> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER
I
>> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER I PAINT IT.
>>
I PAINT IT. >> I SEE TREASURES.
DOLLAR
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS!
>>
DOLLAR SIGNS! >> THIS IS OUR TURF.
>>
>> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS.
>>
>> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING.
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER! OOPS!
>>
>> WOMEN POWER! OOPS! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY.
>>
>> HEY. >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT ♪
♪
>> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT ♪ ♪ I'M TALKIN' ABOUT ♪
>>
♪ I'M TALKIN' ABOUT ♪ >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> AND IT'S SOLD!
TODAY,
>> AND IT'S SOLD! TODAY, WE'RE IN DALLAS,
TEXAS,
TODAY, WE'RE IN DALLAS, TEXAS, THE NINTH BIGGEST CITY IN
THE
TEXAS, THE NINTH BIGGEST CITY IN THE USA.
I'LL
I'LL BET
I'LL BET OUT OF ITS 1.2 MILLION
PEOPLE,
I'LL BET OUT OF ITS 1.2 MILLION PEOPLE, I AM THE ONLY AUCTIONEER
WEARING
I'LL BET OUT OF ITS 1.2 MILLION PEOPLE, I AM THE ONLY AUCTIONEER WEARING A PINK SHIRT.
>>
PEOPLE, I AM THE ONLY AUCTIONEER WEARING A PINK SHIRT. >> SO TODAY, I'M GONNA MESS
WITH
WEARING A PINK SHIRT. >> SO TODAY, I'M GONNA MESS WITH BUBBA.
SINCE
>> SO TODAY, I'M GONNA MESS WITH BUBBA. SINCE HE WEARS THE SAME GREEN
HAT
WITH BUBBA. SINCE HE WEARS THE SAME GREEN HAT TO EVERY AUCTION, I DECIDED
TO
SINCE HE WEARS THE SAME GREEN HAT TO EVERY AUCTION, I DECIDED TO GO BUY MYSELF A GREEN U.T.
HAT
HAT TO EVERY AUCTION, I DECIDED TO GO BUY MYSELF A GREEN U.T. HAT SINCE I ACTUALLY WENT TO
U.T.
FIRST
HAT SINCE I ACTUALLY WENT TO U.T. FIRST OF ALL.
RICKY
RICKY AND
RICKY AND BUBBA ARE HIGH
ROLLERS,
RICKY AND BUBBA ARE HIGH ROLLERS, SO IF I CANTEAL
BUBBA'S
ROLLERS, SO IF I CANTEAL BUBBA'S MOJO, I CAN STEAL THEIR
LOCKERS.
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU KNOW, THE GUYS ARE THE
BIGGEST
>> YOU KNOW, THE GUYS ARE THE BIGGEST PROBLEMS AT THESE
AUCTIONS.
THEY
BIGGEST PROBLEMS AT THESE AUCTIONS. THEY NEED A WAKEUP CALL, AND IT
GOES
AUCTIONS. THEY NEED A WAKEUP CALL, AND IT GOES BY THE NAME OF
JENNY
THEY NEED A WAKEUP CALL, AND IT GOES BY THE NAME OF JENNY GRUMBLES.
I'M
GOES BY THE NAME OF JENNY GRUMBLES. I'M NOT GONNA TAKE ANY [bleep]
FROM
JENNY GRUMBLES. I'M NOT GONNA TAKE ANY [bleep] FROM ANYTHING WITH A PENIS.
AND
I'M NOT GONNA TAKE ANY [bleep] FROM ANYTHING WITH A PENIS. AND THAT INCLUDES DOGS, CATS,
AND
FROM ANYTHING WITH A PENIS. AND THAT INCLUDES DOGS, CATS, AND ANYTHING ELSE IN THE ANIMAL
KINGDOM.
BEING
BEING A
BEING A BITCH HAS PAID OFF FOR
ME
BEING A BITCH HAS PAID OFF FOR ME LATELY.
WHY
ME LATELY. WHY STOP NOW?
[horn
WHY STOP NOW? [horn beeps]
>>
>> HEY,
>> HEY, JENNY!
>>
>> HEY, JENNY! >> HEY, GIRL, HOW YOU DOING?
>>
>> HEY, JENNY! >> HEY, GIRL, HOW YOU DOING? >> WHAT'S UP?
>>
>> HEY, GIRL, HOW YOU DOING? >> WHAT'S UP? >> WALK BY, NO SOCIALIZING
TODAY?
>>
>> WALK BY, NO SOCIALIZING TODAY? >> DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING?
>>
TODAY? >> DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING? >> WHY COME UP HERE AND COMPETE
WITH
>> DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING? >> WHY COME UP HERE AND COMPETE WITH ME WHEN YOU CAN COME TO
ATHENS
>> WHY COME UP HERE AND COMPETE WITH ME WHEN YOU CAN COME TO ATHENS AND BUY WHAT YOU WANT?
I
WITH ME WHEN YOU CAN COME TO ATHENS AND BUY WHAT YOU WANT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
>>
ATHENS AND BUY WHAT YOU WANT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. >> WELL, I DON'T UNDERSTAND, WHY
YOU
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. >> WELL, I DON'T UNDERSTAND, WHY YOU BUY SO MUCH CRAP.
>>
>> WELL, I DON'T UNDERSTAND, WHY YOU BUY SO MUCH CRAP. >> I HAVE TO HAVE IT.
I
YOU BUY SO MUCH CRAP. >> I HAVE TO HAVE IT. I HAVE 1,300 CUSTOMERS.
I
I BUY
I BUY EVERYTHING SO I CAN HAVE
INVENTORY
I BUY EVERYTHING SO I CAN HAVE INVENTORY FOR MY WEEKLY AUCTION,
AND
INVENTORY FOR MY WEEKLY AUCTION, AND TODAY AIN'T GONNA BE ANY
DIFFERENT.
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, NO RICKY TODAY.
HE
>> WELL, NO RICKY TODAY. HE GOT BOGGED DOWN IN LAMPASAS.
BUT
>> WELL, NO RICKY TODAY. HE GOT BOGGED DOWN IN LAMPASAS. BUT WE STILL GOT TO FILL UP
THE
HE GOT BOGGED DOWN IN LAMPASAS. BUT WE STILL GOT TO FILL UP THE WAREHOUSE, SO...
RICKY'S
RICKY'S NOT HERE TODAY, SO HE
CAN'T
RICKY'S NOT HERE TODAY, SO HE CAN'T HOLD ME BACK FROM
ANYTHING.
>>
>> OH,
>> OH, HEY, BUBBA!
>>
>> OH, HEY, BUBBA! >> MORNING, BUBBA.
>>
>> OH, HEY, BUBBA! >> MORNING, BUBBA. >> I LIKE YOUR HAT.
>>
>> MORNING, BUBBA. >> I LIKE YOUR HAT. >> I'M YOUR MINI ME TODAY.
>>
>> I LIKE YOUR HAT. >> I'M YOUR MINI ME TODAY. >> IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE?
>>
>> I'M YOUR MINI ME TODAY. >> IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE? >> [laughs]
>>
>> IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE? >> [laughs] >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> [laughs] >> ALL RIGHT. >> SO DON'T BE BOTHERED IF I
JUST
>> ALL RIGHT. >> SO DON'T BE BOTHERED IF I JUST FOLLOW YOU AROUND ALL DAY,
OKAY?
[laughs]
>>
OKAY? [laughs] >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
[laughs] >> OH, MY GOD. >> WHERE'S RICKY?
>>
>> OH, MY GOD. >> WHERE'S RICKY? >> WHO?
>>
>> WHERE'S RICKY? >> WHO? >> RICKY.
>>
>> WHO? >> RICKY. >> WHO?
>>
>> RICKY. >> WHO? >> RICKY!
>>
>> WHO? >> RICKY! >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU'RE
TALKIN'
>> RICKY! >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT.
>>
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT. >> I ALREADY PSYCHED YOU OUT.
YOU
TALKIN' ABOUT. >> I ALREADY PSYCHED YOU OUT. YOU ALREADY FORGOT YOUR PARTNER.
WHOO!
HE'S
YOU ALREADY FORGOT YOUR PARTNER. WHOO! HE'S ALL ALONE.
THIS'LL
WHOO! HE'S ALL ALONE. THIS'LL BE LIKE STEALING CANDY
FROM
HE'S ALL ALONE. THIS'LL BE LIKE STEALING CANDY FROM A PUDGY BABY.
YOU'RE
THIS'LL BE LIKE STEALING CANDY FROM A PUDGY BABY. YOU'RE JUST SO CUTE!
[laughter]
>>
YOU'RE JUST SO CUTE! [laughter] >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[groans]
>>
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [groans] >> BUBBA, DON'T WALK AWAY.
BUBBA.
>>
>> BUBBA, DON'T WALK AWAY. BUBBA. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
BUBBA. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY.
THE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY. THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO,
WE'RE
FOR TODAY. THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
NO
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING
INSIDE,
TO LOOK AROUND. NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES.
TODAY'S
NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH ONLY
SALE.
>>
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH ONLY SALE. >> BUBBA. HEY, BUBBA.
>>
SALE. >> BUBBA. HEY, BUBBA. >> THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH.
PLEASE
>> BUBBA. HEY, BUBBA. >> THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
>> THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
>>
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
>>
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? >> ARE YOU READY TO GO?
all:
>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? >> ARE YOU READY TO GO? all: YEAH!
>>
>> ARE YOU READY TO GO? all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO!
>>
all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> COME ON, BUBBA.
LET'S
>> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> COME ON, BUBBA. LET'S GO RUN IN THE FIELDS.
[laughs]
>>
LET'S GO RUN IN THE FIELDS. [laughs] >> HEY.
>>
[laughs] >> HEY. >> GOT SOME TOOLS, THE LADDERS.
IT
>> HEY. >> GOT SOME TOOLS, THE LADDERS. IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MAYBE A
CARPENTER,
>> GOT SOME TOOLS, THE LADDERS. IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MAYBE A CARPENTER, WHICH IS GOOD 'CAUSE
I
IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MAYBE A CARPENTER, WHICH IS GOOD 'CAUSE I CAN USE A LOT OF THIS STUFF.
>>
CARPENTER, WHICH IS GOOD 'CAUSE I CAN USE A LOT OF THIS STUFF. >> NOTHING MUCH OF VALUE OR THAT
I
I CAN USE A LOT OF THIS STUFF. >> NOTHING MUCH OF VALUE OR THAT I CAN PUT IN MY SHOP, BUT I
THINK
>> NOTHING MUCH OF VALUE OR THAT I CAN PUT IN MY SHOP, BUT I THINK BUBBA MIGHT BE ALL OVER
THIS,
I CAN PUT IN MY SHOP, BUT I THINK BUBBA MIGHT BE ALL OVER THIS, SO THAT MEANS I MUST BE
ALL
THINK BUBBA MIGHT BE ALL OVER THIS, SO THAT MEANS I MUST BE ALL OVER THIS.
>>
THIS, SO THAT MEANS I MUST BE ALL OVER THIS. >> SOMEBODY FIXED UP THEIR
HOUSE
ALL OVER THIS. >> SOMEBODY FIXED UP THEIR HOUSE AND THIS IS ALL THE
REMNANTS
>> SOMEBODY FIXED UP THEIR HOUSE AND THIS IS ALL THE REMNANTS LEFT OVER.
SO
HOUSE AND THIS IS ALL THE REMNANTS LEFT OVER. SO IF IT'S CHEAP, I'LL BUY IT,
BUT
REMNANTS LEFT OVER. SO IF IT'S CHEAP, I'LL BUY IT, BUT PROBABLY LEAVE IT FOR KENNY.
>>
SO IF IT'S CHEAP, I'LL BUY IT, BUT PROBABLY LEAVE IT FOR KENNY. >> A GOOD LITTLE TOOL LOCKER.
I
BUT PROBABLY LEAVE IT FOR KENNY. >> A GOOD LITTLE TOOL LOCKER. I LIKE THE PORTHOLE, THOUGH.
AH,
>> A GOOD LITTLE TOOL LOCKER. I LIKE THE PORTHOLE, THOUGH. AH, IT'S A GOOD UNIT.
I
I LIKE THE PORTHOLE, THOUGH. AH, IT'S A GOOD UNIT. I LIKE IT.
AND
AH, IT'S A GOOD UNIT. I LIKE IT. AND IF I LIKE IT, I BUY IT.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 25--
>>
GENTLEMEN. 25-- >> 100.
>>
>> 100. >> GOT 100, NOW 125.
125
>> GOT 100, NOW 125. 125 ANYONE? 125? I'LL SELL IT.
125
125 ANYONE? 125? I'LL SELL IT. 125 GOING ONCE.
125
125 GOING ONCE. 125 GOING TWICE.
NO,
125 GOING TWICE. NO, Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME DO IT.
I
NO, Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME DO IT. I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE, $100
BILL.
>>
BILL. >> I WANT SOME COMPETITION!
SOMEBODY
SOMEBODY BID!
>>
SOMEBODY BID! >> YOU WANT COMPETITION?
I'LL
SOMEBODY BID! >> YOU WANT COMPETITION? I'LL THROW DOWN.
>>
>> YOU WANT COMPETITION? I'LL THROW DOWN. >> OKAY, AUCTION FANS, GET
READY.
IT'S
>> OKAY, AUCTION FANS, GET READY. IT'S TIME FOR THE REAL DEAL.
A
READY. IT'S TIME FOR THE REAL DEAL. A TEXAS SHOWDOWN.
IN
IT'S TIME FOR THE REAL DEAL. A TEXAS SHOWDOWN. IN ONE CORNER, WE HAVE THE NEW
BIG
A TEXAS SHOWDOWN. IN ONE CORNER, WE HAVE THE NEW BIG MAN ON THE BLOCK, THE EAST
TEXAS
IN ONE CORNER, WE HAVE THE NEW BIG MAN ON THE BLOCK, THE EAST TEXAS HELLCAT, KENNY "EXTREME"
STOWE.
IN
TEXAS HELLCAT, KENNY "EXTREME" STOWE. IN THE OTHER CORNER, WE HAVE THE
REIGNING
STOWE. IN THE OTHER CORNER, WE HAVE THE REIGNING CHAMPION...
>>
IN THE OTHER CORNER, WE HAVE THE REIGNING CHAMPION... >> [belches]
>>
REIGNING CHAMPION... >> [belches] >> THE BADASS FROM LAMPASAS,
CLINTON
>> [belches] >> THE BADASS FROM LAMPASAS, CLINTON "BUBBA" SMITH.
THIS
>> THE BADASS FROM LAMPASAS, CLINTON "BUBBA" SMITH. THIS ONE SHOULD BE A DOOZY,
SPORTS
CLINTON "BUBBA" SMITH. THIS ONE SHOULD BE A DOOZY, SPORTS FANS.
>>
THIS ONE SHOULD BE A DOOZY, SPORTS FANS. >> YEAH!
>>
SPORTS FANS. >> YEAH! >> KENNY COMES OUT SWINGING
HARD.
>>
>> KENNY COMES OUT SWINGING HARD. >> YEAH!
>>
HARD. >> YEAH! >> BUT BUBBA LANDS A WICKED
COMBINATION.
>>
>> BUT BUBBA LANDS A WICKED COMBINATION. >> YEAH.
>>
COMBINATION. >> YEAH. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEAH! >> NO!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NO! >> BOOM, SOLD IT TO BUBBA.
$100
>> NO! >> BOOM, SOLD IT TO BUBBA. $100 BILL.
BUBBA
>> BOOM, SOLD IT TO BUBBA. $100 BILL. BUBBA HAS A DISTINCT ADVANTAGE
IN
$100 BILL. BUBBA HAS A DISTINCT ADVANTAGE IN BOTH WEIGHT AND BANKROLL.
>>
BUBBA HAS A DISTINCT ADVANTAGE IN BOTH WEIGHT AND BANKROLL. >> WHOO!
>>
IN BOTH WEIGHT AND BANKROLL. >> WHOO! >> YEAH.
>>
>> WHOO! >> YEAH. >> BUBBA CONNECTS RIGHT OUT OF
THE
>> YEAH. >> BUBBA CONNECTS RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE.
>>
>> BUBBA CONNECTS RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE. >> YEAH.
>>
THE GATE. >> YEAH. >> OUT.
>>
>> YEAH. >> OUT. >> KENNY'S GOT NO DEFENSE.
KENNY
>> OUT. >> KENNY'S GOT NO DEFENSE. KENNY NEEDS TO REGROUP.
>>
>> KENNY'S GOT NO DEFENSE. KENNY NEEDS TO REGROUP. >> YEAH.
>>
KENNY NEEDS TO REGROUP. >> YEAH. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEP. >> OOH, THE CLASSIC ROPE-A-DOPE.
SOLD
>> YEP. >> OOH, THE CLASSIC ROPE-A-DOPE. SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $175.
THIS
>> OOH, THE CLASSIC ROPE-A-DOPE. SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $175. THIS DOG'S GOT SOME BITE.
>>
SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $175. THIS DOG'S GOT SOME BITE. >> YEP!
>>
THIS DOG'S GOT SOME BITE. >> YEP! >> NOW A ONE-TWO COMBO BY
KENNY...
>>
>> NOW A ONE-TWO COMBO BY KENNY... >> YEAH.
>>
KENNY... >> YEAH. >> IS RETURNED FROM BUBBA, BUT
THE
>> YEAH. >> IS RETURNED FROM BUBBA, BUT THE EAST TEXAN TAKES IT.
SOLD
>> IS RETURNED FROM BUBBA, BUT THE EAST TEXAN TAKES IT. SOLD IT IN THE BACK FOR $150.
MR.
THE EAST TEXAN TAKES IT. SOLD IT IN THE BACK FOR $150. MR. EXTREME IS RIGHT BACK IN IT.
>>
SOLD IT IN THE BACK FOR $150. MR. EXTREME IS RIGHT BACK IN IT. >> YEAH!
>>
MR. EXTREME IS RIGHT BACK IN IT. >> YEAH! >> NICE COMBO BY KENNY.
>>
>> YEAH! >> NICE COMBO BY KENNY. >> YEAH.
>>
>> NICE COMBO BY KENNY. >> YEAH. >> BUBBA CONNECTS.
>>
>> YEAH. >> BUBBA CONNECTS. >> YEAH!
>>
>> BUBBA CONNECTS. >> YEAH! >> KENNY'S ON HIS HEELS.
>>
>> YEAH! >> KENNY'S ON HIS HEELS. >> YEAH!
>>
>> KENNY'S ON HIS HEELS. >> YEAH! >> NO.
>>
>> YEAH! >> NO. >> ONE, TWO, BOOM!
I
>> NO. >> ONE, TWO, BOOM! I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $400.
>>
>> ONE, TWO, BOOM! I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $400. >> THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
>>
>> IT
>> IT WAS
>> IT WAS A FIGHT TO THE FINISH,
BUT
>> IT WAS A FIGHT TO THE FINISH, BUT IT'S SAFE TO SAY THE BIGGER
MAN
BUT IT'S SAFE TO SAY THE BIGGER MAN WON.
BUBBA
MAN WON. BUBBA TAKES IT THREE ROUNDS TO
TWO.
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU SEE THAT, BUDDY?
THAT'S
>> YOU SEE THAT, BUDDY? THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT!
THAT'S
>> YOU SEE THAT, BUDDY? THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT! THAT'S THE WAY YOU PLAY
THE
THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT! THAT'S THE WAY YOU PLAY THE GAME.
>>
THAT'S THE WAY YOU PLAY THE GAME. >> WHAT'S HE CROWING ABOUT?
I
THE GAME. >> WHAT'S HE CROWING ABOUT? I JUST GAVE HIM A BEAT DOWN.
JACKASS.
[cheering]
I
JACKASS. [cheering] I LIKE ALL THE TOOLBOXES,
INDUSTRIAL
[cheering] I LIKE ALL THE TOOLBOXES, INDUSTRIAL RACKS.
THEY
I LIKE ALL THE TOOLBOXES, INDUSTRIAL RACKS. THEY CARED ABOUT IT.
THEY
INDUSTRIAL RACKS. THEY CARED ABOUT IT. THEY PUT IT ALL NICE AND NEAT.
THEY
THEY CARED ABOUT IT. THEY PUT IT ALL NICE AND NEAT. THEY WERE WORKING OUT OF HERE.
I
THEY PUT IT ALL NICE AND NEAT. THEY WERE WORKING OUT OF HERE. I WON THE BOXING MATCH, BUT I'M
GOING
THEY WERE WORKING OUT OF HERE. I WON THE BOXING MATCH, BUT I'M GOING FOR ONE MORE.
>>
I WON THE BOXING MATCH, BUT I'M GOING FOR ONE MORE. >> THIS IS A FANTASTIC UNIT.
YOU'VE
GOING FOR ONE MORE. >> THIS IS A FANTASTIC UNIT. YOU'VE GOT A DRESSER, VINTAGE,
ALREADY
>> THIS IS A FANTASTIC UNIT. YOU'VE GOT A DRESSER, VINTAGE, ALREADY PAINTED.
THE
YOU'VE GOT A DRESSER, VINTAGE, ALREADY PAINTED. THE GUYS HAVE HAD ENOUGH FUN.
TIME
ALREADY PAINTED. THE GUYS HAVE HAD ENOUGH FUN. TIME TO FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY
AND
THE GUYS HAVE HAD ENOUGH FUN. TIME TO FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY AND STING LIKE A QUEEN BEE.
>>
TIME TO FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY AND STING LIKE A QUEEN BEE. >> EH, $25 LITTLE CART.
GOT
AND STING LIKE A QUEEN BEE. >> EH, $25 LITTLE CART. GOT A COUPLE LADDERS.
THEY'RE
>> EH, $25 LITTLE CART. GOT A COUPLE LADDERS. THEY'RE WORTH ABOUT 50 BUCKS
A
GOT A COUPLE LADDERS. THEY'RE WORTH ABOUT 50 BUCKS A PIECE.
THIS
THEY'RE WORTH ABOUT 50 BUCKS A PIECE. THIS IS DEFINITELY A
CONTRACTOR'S
A PIECE. THIS IS DEFINITELY A CONTRACTOR'S UNIT OF SOME KIND.
>>
THIS IS DEFINITELY A CONTRACTOR'S UNIT OF SOME KIND. >> THERE'S A LOT OF TOOLS, WHICH
IS
CONTRACTOR'S UNIT OF SOME KIND. >> THERE'S A LOT OF TOOLS, WHICH IS ALWAYS GOOD.
I
>> THERE'S A LOT OF TOOLS, WHICH IS ALWAYS GOOD. I MEAN TOOLS ARE THE NUMBER ONE
SELLER
IS ALWAYS GOOD. I MEAN TOOLS ARE THE NUMBER ONE SELLER ALWAYS.
THERE
I MEAN TOOLS ARE THE NUMBER ONE SELLER ALWAYS. THERE IS A LOT OF VALUE IN HERE.
IT'S
SELLER ALWAYS. THERE IS A LOT OF VALUE IN HERE. IT'S JUST IN THE BOXES HIDDEN.
THIS
THERE IS A LOT OF VALUE IN HERE. IT'S JUST IN THE BOXES HIDDEN. THIS IS THE BEST LOCKER OF THE
DAY,
IT'S JUST IN THE BOXES HIDDEN. THIS IS THE BEST LOCKER OF THE DAY, THIS IS GONNA BE
A
THIS IS THE BEST LOCKER OF THE DAY, THIS IS GONNA BE A SHOWDOWN.
>>
DAY, THIS IS GONNA BE A SHOWDOWN. >> BETWEEN WHO?
>>
A SHOWDOWN. >> BETWEEN WHO? >> WELL, I KNOW ME AND SOMEONE
ELSE.
[laughs]
>>
ELSE. [laughs] >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, $100 BILL.
>>
GENTLEMEN, $100 BILL. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 100 THERE.
>>
>> 100 THERE. >> 500!
>>
>> 500! >> 500.
>>
>> 500. >> SEE?
ANIMALS
ANIMALS WITH PENISES GIVING ME
PROBLEMS.
600.
>>
600. >> 600.
>>
>> 600. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 700. NOW 800.
NOW
>> 700. NOW 800. NOW 900.
>>
NOW 900. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,000.
>>
>> 1,000. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,100. NOW 1,200.
>>
>> 1,100. NOW 1,200. >> HALF.
>>
>> HALF. >> 1,150.
NOW
>> 1,150. NOW 1,200. NOW 1,250.
>>
NOW 1,200. NOW 1,250. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> 1,250. NOW 1,300.
>>
>> 1,250. NOW 1,300. >> YEP!
>>
>> YEP! >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,350.
>>
>> 1,350. >> NOPE.
>>
>> NOPE. >> 1,400. I WANNA GET 1,400.
>>
>> 1,400. I WANNA GET 1,400. >> I KNEW I'D GET HIM BACK IN.
>>
>> I KNEW I'D GET HIM BACK IN. >> 1,400 GOING TWICE.
I
>> 1,400 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $1,350.
>>
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $1,350. >> THREE OTHER LOCKERS I BOUGHT,
THEY'RE
>> THREE OTHER LOCKERS I BOUGHT, THEY'RE GOING TO CHARITY.
THIS
THEY'RE GOING TO CHARITY. THIS ONE HERE HAS TO BE MY
MONEYMAKER.
WELL,
MONEYMAKER. WELL, RIGHT OFF THE BAT, ONE,
TWO,
WELL, RIGHT OFF THE BAT, ONE, TWO, FOUR LADDERS.
PROBABLY
TWO, FOUR LADDERS. PROBABLY 400 BUCKS RIGHT THERE.
I
PROBABLY 400 BUCKS RIGHT THERE. I WASN'T GONNA LET KENNY GET
ANYTHING,
I WASN'T GONNA LET KENNY GET ANYTHING, BUT I MAY HAVE PAID
A
ANYTHING, BUT I MAY HAVE PAID A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH.
AND
A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH. AND THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE.
THAT
AND THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE. THAT PIECE IS PROBABLY ABOUT
200
THAT PIECE IS PROBABLY ABOUT 200 BUCKS.
ONE,
200 BUCKS. ONE, TWO, THREE--THERE'S
PROBABLY
ONE, TWO, THREE--THERE'S PROBABLY ABOUT 50 BUCKS WORTH OF
BROOMS
PROBABLY ABOUT 50 BUCKS WORTH OF BROOMS IN HERE.
OH
BROOMS IN HERE. OH YEAH.
THAT'S,
OH YEAH. THAT'S, LIKE, A BRAND NEW
RECIPROCATING
THAT'S, LIKE, A BRAND NEW RECIPROCATING SAW.
THERE'S
RECIPROCATING SAW. THERE'S 75 BUCKS RIGHT THERE.
THERE
THERE'S 75 BUCKS RIGHT THERE. THERE WE GO.
SILK
THERE WE GO. SILK FLOWERS.
NICKEL
SILK FLOWERS. NICKEL AND DIMING AGAIN,
25
NICKEL AND DIMING AGAIN, 25 BUCKS.
THE
25 BUCKS. THE BOX IS ACTUALLY TEN BUCKS.
THREE
THE BOX IS ACTUALLY TEN BUCKS. THREE MORE BINS OF SILK FLOWERS.
PROBABLY
THREE MORE BINS OF SILK FLOWERS. PROBABLY 20, 40, 60 BUCKS.
SILK
PROBABLY 20, 40, 60 BUCKS. SILK FLOWERS, ANOTHER 20.
GOOD
SILK FLOWERS, ANOTHER 20. GOOD LORD.
SO
GOOD LORD. SO THAT'S GONNA BE THE SAME
THING,
SO THAT'S GONNA BE THE SAME THING, 20 BUCKS.
I
THING, 20 BUCKS. I GUESS THEY CAN USE THESE
FLOWERS
I GUESS THEY CAN USE THESE FLOWERS TO DECORATE MY GRAVE
'CAUSE
FLOWERS TO DECORATE MY GRAVE 'CAUSE RICKY'S GONNA KILL
>>
>> POLARIS ROBOTIC CLEANER.
THE
THE ONLY
THE ONLY THING I KNOW POLARIS IS
FOUR
THE ONLY THING I KNOW POLARIS IS FOUR WHEELERS.
OH,
THE ONLY THING I KNOW POLARIS IS FOUR WHEELERS. OH, HELL YES.
I
FOUR WHEELERS. OH, HELL YES. I FOUND THE OTHER PART.
THIS
OH, HELL YES. I FOUND THE OTHER PART. THIS GOES TO THIS.
IT'S
I FOUND THE OTHER PART. THIS GOES TO THIS. IT'S A POOL CLEANING KIT.
THIS
THIS GOES TO THIS. IT'S A POOL CLEANING KIT. THIS IS THE CONTROL.
THAT'S
IT'S A POOL CLEANING KIT. THIS IS THE CONTROL. THAT'S LIKE THE CADILLAC OF POOL
CLEANING
THIS IS THE CONTROL. THAT'S LIKE THE CADILLAC OF POOL CLEANING RIGHT THERE.
I'LL
THAT'S LIKE THE CADILLAC OF POOL CLEANING RIGHT THERE. I'LL JUST HAVE TO GET IT CHECKED
OUT.
I
I'LL JUST HAVE TO GET IT CHECKED OUT. I HAVE A FEELING THE MORE THIS
THING
OUT. I HAVE A FEELING THE MORE THIS THING SUCKS, THE MORE MONEY IT'S
WORTH.
AND
THING SUCKS, THE MORE MONEY IT'S WORTH. AND ACTUALLY I'M MORE CURIOUS
ABOUT
WORTH. AND ACTUALLY I'M MORE CURIOUS ABOUT WHY IT'S FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE
THAN
AND ACTUALLY I'M MORE CURIOUS ABOUT WHY IT'S FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE THAN I AM HOW MUCH IT COSTS.
HOLY
ABOUT WHY IT'S FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE THAN I AM HOW MUCH IT COSTS. HOLY COW.
HEAT
THAN I AM HOW MUCH IT COSTS. HOLY COW. HEAT STROKE.
I
HOLY COW. HEAT STROKE. I NEED A POOL.
>>
HEAT STROKE. I NEED A POOL. >> HEY.
>>
I NEED A POOL. >> HEY. >> WHOO!
>>
>> HEY. >> WHOO! >> YOU GOTTA BUY ONE.
>>
>> WHOO! >> YOU GOTTA BUY ONE. >> YOU KNOW--
>>
>> YOU GOTTA BUY ONE. >> YOU KNOW-- >> YOU GOT TO BUY ONE.
>>
>> YOU KNOW-- >> YOU GOT TO BUY ONE. >> SHUT IT!
>>
>> YOU GOT TO BUY ONE. >> SHUT IT! >> NO, I'M NOT GOING TO.
YOU'RE
>> SHUT IT! >> NO, I'M NOT GOING TO. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN TO
LISTEN.
>>
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN TO LISTEN. >> [groans]
>>
LISTEN. >> [groans] >> GOT UNDER YOUR SKIN YET?
IT'S
>> [groans] >> GOT UNDER YOUR SKIN YET? IT'S LIKE A THORN RIGHT UNDER
YOUR
>> GOT UNDER YOUR SKIN YET? IT'S LIKE A THORN RIGHT UNDER YOUR FINGERNAIL.
>>
IT'S LIKE A THORN RIGHT UNDER YOUR FINGERNAIL. >> I'M ABOUT TO SHOVE A THORN UP
YOUR
YOUR FINGERNAIL. >> I'M ABOUT TO SHOVE A THORN UP YOUR ASS.
>>
>> I'M ABOUT TO SHOVE A THORN UP YOUR ASS. >> FIND YOU SOMETHING AND SHOVE
IT
YOUR ASS. >> FIND YOU SOMETHING AND SHOVE IT UP THERE. GO ON.
>>
>> FIND YOU SOMETHING AND SHOVE IT UP THERE. GO ON. >> I AUTOMATICALLY SEE SOME END
TABLES
IT UP THERE. GO ON. >> I AUTOMATICALLY SEE SOME END TABLES BACK THERE.
MID-CENTURY
>> I AUTOMATICALLY SEE SOME END TABLES BACK THERE. MID-CENTURY AND THEY HAVE A COOL
DESIGN
TABLES BACK THERE. MID-CENTURY AND THEY HAVE A COOL DESIGN ON 'EM, SO I LOVE THOSE.
THIS
MID-CENTURY AND THEY HAVE A COOL DESIGN ON 'EM, SO I LOVE THOSE. THIS BED IS PRETTY COOL.
I'VE
DESIGN ON 'EM, SO I LOVE THOSE. THIS BED IS PRETTY COOL. I'VE NEVER SEEN LEGS THAT BIG,
EXCEPT
THIS BED IS PRETTY COOL. I'VE NEVER SEEN LEGS THAT BIG, EXCEPT FOR KENNY.
[laughs]
>>
EXCEPT FOR KENNY. [laughs] >> THERE'S TWO GREAT DRESSERS,
A
[laughs] >> THERE'S TWO GREAT DRESSERS, A GOOD KITCHEN TABLE.
I
>> THERE'S TWO GREAT DRESSERS, A GOOD KITCHEN TABLE. I MEAN THIS IS, LIKE, SOMEONE'S
WHOLE
A GOOD KITCHEN TABLE. I MEAN THIS IS, LIKE, SOMEONE'S WHOLE HOUSE IN HERE.
THIS
I MEAN THIS IS, LIKE, SOMEONE'S WHOLE HOUSE IN HERE. THIS IS FANTASTIC.
>>
WHOLE HOUSE IN HERE. THIS IS FANTASTIC. >> POOL TABLE, BIG AQUARIUM.
I
THIS IS FANTASTIC. >> POOL TABLE, BIG AQUARIUM. I THINK RICKY MIGHT GET A LITTLE
PISSED
>> POOL TABLE, BIG AQUARIUM. I THINK RICKY MIGHT GET A LITTLE PISSED IF I DON'T BID ON THIS.
>>
I THINK RICKY MIGHT GET A LITTLE PISSED IF I DON'T BID ON THIS. >> I LIKE THE CHEST AND THE
DRESSER
PISSED IF I DON'T BID ON THIS. >> I LIKE THE CHEST AND THE DRESSER THAT MATCHES.
LOOKS
>> I LIKE THE CHEST AND THE DRESSER THAT MATCHES. LOOKS LIKE AN END TABLE IN THERE
THAT
DRESSER THAT MATCHES. LOOKS LIKE AN END TABLE IN THERE THAT GOES WITH IT.
COULD
LOOKS LIKE AN END TABLE IN THERE THAT GOES WITH IT. COULD BE A COMPLETE BEDROOM
SUITE
THAT GOES WITH IT. COULD BE A COMPLETE BEDROOM SUITE WITH THE RAILS, THE
MATTRESS
COULD BE A COMPLETE BEDROOM SUITE WITH THE RAILS, THE MATTRESS AND BOX SPRING, SO I'MA
HAVE
SUITE WITH THE RAILS, THE MATTRESS AND BOX SPRING, SO I'MA HAVE TO GET ON MY GAME FACE ON
THIS
MATTRESS AND BOX SPRING, SO I'MA HAVE TO GET ON MY GAME FACE ON THIS ONE.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 25.
>>
GENTLEMEN, 25. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 25, NOW 50.
>>
>> 25, NOW 50. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> $50 THERE, NOW 75.
>>
>> $50 THERE, NOW 75. >> YEAH.
>>
>> 100
>> 100 TO
>> 100 TO YOU.
NOW
NOW 125.
NOW 125. 125. NOW 150.
NOW
NOW 125. 125. NOW 150. NOW 175 BACK TO YOU.
NOW
NOW 175 BACK TO YOU. NOW 200.
>>
>> YEAH.
>>
>> NOW
>> NOW 225, NOW 250.
>>
>> NOW 225, NOW 250. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 250. CAN I GET 250? NOW 275.
275,
>> 250. CAN I GET 250? NOW 275. 275, AND 300.
IS
275, AND 300. IS THAT A 500?
500,
IS THAT A 500? 500, AND YOU'RE OUT, SIR.
NOW
500, AND YOU'RE OUT, SIR. NOW IT'S 600.
>>
NOW IT'S 600. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 700.
>>
>> NOW 700. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> NOW 7--800.
800?
>> NOW 7--800. 800? 800 GOING ONCE!
GOING
800? 800 GOING ONCE! GOING TWICE.
>>
GOING TWICE. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 800.
NOW
>> 800. NOW 900, 900, 900.
>>
NOW 900, 900, 900. >> DANG IT!
ISN'T
>> DANG IT! ISN'T HE OUT OF MONEY YET?
>>
ISN'T HE OUT OF MONEY YET? >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> 900.
>>
>> 900. >> NOW 1,000.
>>
>> NOW 1,000. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YOU GOT IT THERE.
NOW
>> YOU GOT IT THERE. NOW 1,100.
1,100
NOW 1,100. 1,100 ANYBODY? 1,100?
>>
1,100 ANYBODY? 1,100? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,100, NOW 1,200. NOW 1,200.
Y'ALL
>> 1,100, NOW 1,200. NOW 1,200. Y'ALL NOT QUITTING ME NOW,
ARE
Y'ALL NOT QUITTING ME NOW, ARE YOU?
1,200
ARE YOU? 1,200 GOING ONCE.
1,200
1,200 GOING ONCE. 1,200 GOING TWICE.
I
1,200 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $1,100.
>>
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $1,100. >> YEAH, IN YOUR FACE, BUBBA.
>>
>> YEAH, IN YOUR FACE, BUBBA. >> [laughs]
>>
[chuckles]
>>
[chuckles] >> WELL, I'M GOING HOME
EMPTY-HANDED.
WHY?
BECAUSE
EMPTY-HANDED. WHY? BECAUSE KENNY AND BUBBA, TYPICAL
GUYS,
WHY? BECAUSE KENNY AND BUBBA, TYPICAL GUYS, JUST HAD TO FIGHT ALL DAY
TO
BECAUSE KENNY AND BUBBA, TYPICAL GUYS, JUST HAD TO FIGHT ALL DAY TO SEE WHO HAS THE BIGGER UNIT.
>>
GUYS, JUST HAD TO FIGHT ALL DAY TO SEE WHO HAS THE BIGGER UNIT. >> I BOUGHT THREE LOCKERS FOR
$725.
IT'S
>> I BOUGHT THREE LOCKERS FOR $725. IT'S TIME TO SEE HOW MUCH MONEY
I'LL
$725. IT'S TIME TO SEE HOW MUCH MONEY I'LL MAKE.
SEE
SEE WHAT
SEE WHAT WE GOT.
EARLY
SEE WHAT WE GOT. EARLY AMERICAN PARTICLE BOARD.
LOOKS
EARLY AMERICAN PARTICLE BOARD. LOOKS LIKE IT'S BROKE.
THIS
LOOKS LIKE IT'S BROKE. THIS STOVE'S ABOUT 100 BUCKS
TIME
THIS STOVE'S ABOUT 100 BUCKS TIME WE CLEAN IT UP.
'COURSE,
TIME WE CLEAN IT UP. 'COURSE, THE REFRIGERATOR,
IF
'COURSE, THE REFRIGERATOR, IF IT WORKS, YOU'RE LOOKING AT
$75
IF IT WORKS, YOU'RE LOOKING AT $75 ON IT.
I
$75 ON IT. I REALLY LIKED THIS CABINET WHEN
I
I REALLY LIKED THIS CABINET WHEN I FIRST SEEN IT.
THAT'S
I FIRST SEEN IT. THAT'S 25 BUCKS.
THIS
THAT'S 25 BUCKS. THIS LOCKER BROUGHT ME A LITTLE
BIT
THIS LOCKER BROUGHT ME A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY.
I'M
BIT OF MONEY. I'M HOPING THE NEXT TWO WILL GET
ME
I'M HOPING THE NEXT TWO WILL GET ME UP IN PROFIT.
THIS
ME UP IN PROFIT. THIS THE ONE I GIVE $100
FOR,
THIS THE ONE I GIVE $100 FOR, AND FIRST THING I NOTICED
WAS
FOR, AND FIRST THING I NOTICED WAS A COUPLE OF THESE LADDERS.
25
WAS A COUPLE OF THESE LADDERS. 25 BUCKS FOR THESE.
THEN
25 BUCKS FOR THESE. THEN YOU GOT THE LITTLE BIT
BIGGER
THEN YOU GOT THE LITTLE BIT BIGGER BOYS OF THE LADDERS.
THAT'S
BIGGER BOYS OF THE LADDERS. THAT'S PROBABLY ABOUT A $40
BILL.
SEEN
BILL. SEEN THIS HANGING UP THERE AND
IT'S
SEEN THIS HANGING UP THERE AND IT'S A REAL GOOD MOUNTAIN BIKE.
IT'S
IT'S A REAL GOOD MOUNTAIN BIKE. IT'S ABOUT 75 BUCKS.
I'M
IT'S ABOUT 75 BUCKS. I'M GONNA PUT THIS STUFF BACK IN
THE
I'M GONNA PUT THIS STUFF BACK IN THE LOCKER, AND WE GOT ONE MORE
TO
THE LOCKER, AND WE GOT ONE MORE TO GET TO TODAY.
OH,
TO GET TO TODAY. OH, YEAH.
REMEMBER
OH, YEAH. REMEMBER THIS ONE.
THIS
REMEMBER THIS ONE. THIS IS PRETTY COOL.
IT'S
THIS IS PRETTY COOL. IT'S KIND OF A SPORT BIKE.
WE'LL
IT'S KIND OF A SPORT BIKE. WE'LL SELL IT FOR 25 BUCKS.
VCR
WE'LL SELL IT FOR 25 BUCKS. VCR AND TV, THAT'S 20 BUCKS.
KIND
VCR AND TV, THAT'S 20 BUCKS. KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT CENTER
THAT'LL
KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT CENTER THAT'LL PROBABLY BRING $15 JUST
FOR
THAT'LL PROBABLY BRING $15 JUST FOR THE WOOD THAT'S IN IT.
THIS
FOR THE WOOD THAT'S IN IT. THIS IS A SERVER, ABOUT 40
BUCKS.
THIS
BUCKS. THIS WASHER AND DRYER IS A
GOOD
THIS WASHER AND DRYER IS A GOOD SET.
BOTH
GOOD SET. BOTH OF 'EM MATCH.
THIS
BOTH OF 'EM MATCH. THIS IS $400.
I'M
THIS IS $400. I'M GONNA HAVE TO WORK A LITTLE
HARDER
I'M GONNA HAVE TO WORK A LITTLE HARDER AT MY AUCTION THIS WEEK,
BUT
HARDER AT MY AUCTION THIS WEEK, BUT HEY, NOBODY GOT THE BEST OF
ME.
FIND
FIND THE
FIND THE OTHER ONE OF THESE, YOU
KNOW,
FIND THE OTHER ONE OF THESE, YOU KNOW, IT'LL GET REALLY WILD.
DEFINITELY
FIND THE OTHER ONE OF THESE, YOU KNOW, IT'LL GET REALLY WILD. DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE A JENNY
SHOE
KNOW, IT'LL GET REALLY WILD. DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE A JENNY SHOE TO ME.
FIND
DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE A JENNY SHOE TO ME. FIND THE OTHER ONE, MAY DONATE
THEM
SHOE TO ME. FIND THE OTHER ONE, MAY DONATE THEM TO HER.
>>
FIND THE OTHER ONE, MAY DONATE THEM TO HER. >> 252.
SO
THEM TO HER. >> 252. SO MY LUCKY HAT WORKED.
BUBBA
>> 252. SO MY LUCKY HAT WORKED. BUBBA WENT CRAZY AND I GOT A
GREAT
SO MY LUCKY HAT WORKED. BUBBA WENT CRAZY AND I GOT A GREAT LOCKER.
ALL
BUBBA WENT CRAZY AND I GOT A GREAT LOCKER. ALL RIGHT.
WELL,
WELL, HERE'S A DICTIONARY.
I
WELL, HERE'S A DICTIONARY. I MEAN IT'S COOL.
PROBABLY
I MEAN IT'S COOL. PROBABLY 25 BUCKS.
HERE'S
PROBABLY 25 BUCKS. HERE'S A FISH TANK.
[grunts]
SELL
[grunts] SELL IT FOR 75 BUCKS.
THIS
SELL IT FOR 75 BUCKS. THIS TABLE IS PRETTY [bleep], SO
SALVATION
THIS TABLE IS PRETTY [bleep], SO SALVATION ARMY IF THEY TAKE IT.
OOH,
SALVATION ARMY IF THEY TAKE IT. OOH, THIS IS CUTE.
IS
OOH, THIS IS CUTE. IS THAT MIRROR?
YEAH.
PROBABLY
YEAH. PROBABLY SELL THIS FOR $125 IN
THE
PROBABLY SELL THIS FOR $125 IN THE SHOP.
LET'S
THE SHOP. LET'S SEE.
VAST
LET'S SEE. VAST ARRAIGNMENT OF PARTS.
THAT'S
VAST ARRAIGNMENT OF PARTS. THAT'S PROBABLY 75 BUCKS.
OH
THAT'S PROBABLY 75 BUCKS. OH MY GOD.
I'VE
OH MY GOD. I'VE HAD TIME WITH ONE OF THESE
BEFORE.
ALL
BEFORE. ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS READY TO SEE
IT?
>>
IT? >> I
IT? >> I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME.
UM,
>> I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME. UM, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
>>
UM, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. >> I'M NOT REALLY EXCITED ABOUT
HAVING
>> I'M NOT REALLY EXCITED ABOUT HAVING ANOTHER ONE.
COME
HAVING ANOTHER ONE. COME ON, LUCKY HAT.
REACTIVATE.
OH
REACTIVATE. OH YES.
THERE'S
OH YES. THERE'S A MATCHING END TABLE TO
THIS
THERE'S A MATCHING END TABLE TO THIS MIRRORED END TABLE, SO I'LL
SELL
THIS MIRRORED END TABLE, SO I'LL SELL THE SET FOR 250 BUCKS
AT
SELL THE SET FOR 250 BUCKS AT THE SHOP.
THESE
AT THE SHOP. THESE END TABLES ARE A GREAT
SET,
THESE END TABLES ARE A GREAT SET, 200 BUCKS.
AND
SET, 200 BUCKS. AND THEN MATCHING DRESSER, SELL
IT
AND THEN MATCHING DRESSER, SELL IT FOR 175.
I
IT FOR 175. I SEE ONE, TWO, FOUR MATTRESSES.
[scoffs]
THAT'S
[scoffs] THAT'S A TRIP TO THE
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT THE HECK?
OOH!
SOLO
OOH! SOLO WHEEL.
OH,
OOH! SOLO WHEEL. OH, MY GOD.
YOU
SOLO WHEEL. OH, MY GOD. YOU JUST RIDE IT ON THE WHEEL,
ON
OH, MY GOD. YOU JUST RIDE IT ON THE WHEEL, ON THE ONE WHEEL.
MOST
YOU JUST RIDE IT ON THE WHEEL, ON THE ONE WHEEL. MOST UNICYCLES, THEY HAVE SEATS.
THIS
ON THE ONE WHEEL. MOST UNICYCLES, THEY HAVE SEATS. THIS ONE HAS NO ATTACHMENT FOR
ANYTHING
MOST UNICYCLES, THEY HAVE SEATS. THIS ONE HAS NO ATTACHMENT FOR ANYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN JUST
THE
THIS ONE HAS NO ATTACHMENT FOR ANYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN JUST THE POWER CORD, SO FOR SURE NEED
TO
ANYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN JUST THE POWER CORD, SO FOR SURE NEED TO GET IT CHECKED OUT.
MY
THE POWER CORD, SO FOR SURE NEED TO GET IT CHECKED OUT. MY DREAM OF JOINING THE
CIRCUS...
[sighs]
MIGHT
CIRCUS... [sighs] MIGHT COME TRUE.
[gasps]
YEAH,
MIGHT COME TRUE. [gasps] YEAH, SO I GUESS
IT'S
[gasps] YEAH, SO I GUESS IT'S LIKE THIS.
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> HEY, BUDDY, HOW ARE YOU?
I
>> HEY, BUDDY, HOW ARE YOU? I GOT YOU A SEAT SAVED HERE.
WE
WE LOVE
WE LOVE TO HAVE YOU HERE,
ESPECIALLY
WE LOVE TO HAVE YOU HERE, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GOT THAT
CREDIT
WE LOVE TO HAVE YOU HERE, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GOT THAT CREDIT CARD OR THAT CHECK BOOK.
HAND
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GOT THAT CREDIT CARD OR THAT CHECK BOOK. HAND UP, MOUTH SHUT, LET ME DO
THE
CREDIT CARD OR THAT CHECK BOOK. HAND UP, MOUTH SHUT, LET ME DO THE REST.
MY
HAND UP, MOUTH SHUT, LET ME DO THE REST. MY WEEKLY AUCTION IS JUST ABOUT
READY
THE REST. MY WEEKLY AUCTION IS JUST ABOUT READY TO GET STARTED.
TODAY,
MY WEEKLY AUCTION IS JUST ABOUT READY TO GET STARTED. TODAY, I GOT MY THREE NEW
LOCKERS
READY TO GET STARTED. TODAY, I GOT MY THREE NEW LOCKERS AND THE REST OF MY
WAREHOUSE
TODAY, I GOT MY THREE NEW LOCKERS AND THE REST OF MY WAREHOUSE UP FOR SALE.
I
LOCKERS AND THE REST OF MY WAREHOUSE UP FOR SALE. I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA BUY
SOME
WAREHOUSE UP FOR SALE. I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA BUY SOME JUNK.
>>
I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA BUY SOME JUNK. >> [laughs]
>>
SOME JUNK. >> [laughs] >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOT GONNA
BUY
>> [laughs] >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOT GONNA BUY NOTHING?
LOOK
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOT GONNA BUY NOTHING? LOOK AROUND HERE AND SEE WHAT I
GOT.
ALL
LOOK AROUND HERE AND SEE WHAT I GOT. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
LET'S
GOT. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. LET'S GET STARTED.
FIRST
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. LET'S GET STARTED. FIRST ITEM UP, BOYS, WHAT HAVE
YOU
LET'S GET STARTED. FIRST ITEM UP, BOYS, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT OVER HERE?
LET'S
FIRST ITEM UP, BOYS, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT OVER HERE? LET'S GO.
HEY,
YOU GOT OVER HERE? LET'S GO. HEY, LOT B, BOYS, RIGHT YONDER
ON
LET'S GO. HEY, LOT B, BOYS, RIGHT YONDER ON YOU, GOOD HANGING WALL
PLAQUE.
RIGHT
ON YOU, GOOD HANGING WALL PLAQUE. RIGHT THERE, $10.
12.50
PLAQUE. RIGHT THERE, $10. 12.50 [auctioneering]
NOW
RIGHT THERE, $10. 12.50 [auctioneering] NOW 17.50. 17.50
>>
12.50 [auctioneering] NOW 17.50. 17.50 >> YEAH!
>>
NOW 17.50. 17.50 >> YEAH! >> NOW 20, 20, 20, 20, 20.
[auctioneering]
>> YEAH! >> NOW 20, 20, 20, 20, 20. [auctioneering] $20.
SOLD
>> NOW 20, 20, 20, 20, 20. [auctioneering] $20. SOLD IT, 17.50, NUMBER 460.
SOLD,
[auctioneering] $20. SOLD IT, 17.50, NUMBER 460. SOLD, $15.
HOLD
SOLD IT, 17.50, NUMBER 460. SOLD, $15. HOLD THAT UP.
SOLD
SOLD, $15. HOLD THAT UP. SOLD 37.50.
AND
HOLD THAT UP. SOLD 37.50. AND I HAVE SOLD IT.
SOLD
SOLD 37.50. AND I HAVE SOLD IT. SOLD IT!
SOLD
AND I HAVE SOLD IT. SOLD IT! SOLD IT!
AND
SOLD IT! SOLD IT! AND I SOLD IT!
EAT
SOLD IT! AND I SOLD IT! EAT YOUR HEART OUT, WALT.
DON'T
AND I SOLD IT! EAT YOUR HEART OUT, WALT. DON'T SIT ON THAT MONEY.
THE
EAT YOUR HEART OUT, WALT. DON'T SIT ON THAT MONEY. THE BANK DON'T PAY YOU ENOUGH.
>>
DON'T SIT ON THAT MONEY. THE BANK DON'T PAY YOU ENOUGH. >> I'LL BID ON SOMETHING WHEN
IT'S
THE BANK DON'T PAY YOU ENOUGH. >> I'LL BID ON SOMETHING WHEN IT'S WORTH BIDDING ON.
>>
>> I'LL BID ON SOMETHING WHEN IT'S WORTH BIDDING ON. >> EVERETT.
FOLKS,
IT'S WORTH BIDDING ON. >> EVERETT. FOLKS, THAT COME OFF OF A TOP
OF
>> EVERETT. FOLKS, THAT COME OFF OF A TOP OF ONE OF THEM BEACON TOWERS
WITH
FOLKS, THAT COME OFF OF A TOP OF ONE OF THEM BEACON TOWERS WITH THE BIG THING ON IT THAT
GOES
OF ONE OF THEM BEACON TOWERS WITH THE BIG THING ON IT THAT GOES AROUND.
PUT
WITH THE BIG THING ON IT THAT GOES AROUND. PUT IT ON TOP OF YOUR HOUSE.
EVERYBODY'LL
GOES AROUND. PUT IT ON TOP OF YOUR HOUSE. EVERYBODY'LL KNOW WHAT'S GOING
ON
PUT IT ON TOP OF YOUR HOUSE. EVERYBODY'LL KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE HOUSE.
HERE
EVERYBODY'LL KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE HOUSE. HERE WE GO, BOYS.
RIGHT
ON IN THE HOUSE. HERE WE GO, BOYS. RIGHT YONDER, IT DON'T GET NO
BETTER
HERE WE GO, BOYS. RIGHT YONDER, IT DON'T GET NO BETTER THAN THAT.
RIGHT
RIGHT YONDER, IT DON'T GET NO BETTER THAN THAT. RIGHT THERE, 20.
30.
30,
RIGHT THERE, 20. 30. 30, 40, 40, 50, NOW 60
[auctioneering]
30. 30, 40, 40, 50, NOW 60 [auctioneering] $100 NOW, 110,
110,
30, 40, 40, 50, NOW 60 [auctioneering] $100 NOW, 110, 110, 110, 110.
I
[auctioneering] $100 NOW, 110, 110, 110, 110. I GOT 110, 120, 130, 140, 150,
160,
110, 110, 110. I GOT 110, 120, 130, 140, 150, 160, 170, 180, 190, 190.
NOW
I GOT 110, 120, 130, 140, 150, 160, 170, 180, 190, 190. NOW 200, 225, 250, 275.
NOW
160, 170, 180, 190, 190. NOW 200, 225, 250, 275. NOW 300, NOW 325.
>>
NOW 200, 225, 250, 275. NOW 300, NOW 325. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>>
NOW 300, NOW 325. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> NOW 350, NOW 375, NOW 400,
NOW
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> NOW 350, NOW 375, NOW 400, NOW 500, NOW 600.
NOW
>> NOW 350, NOW 375, NOW 400, NOW 500, NOW 600. NOW 600, NOW 700.
I
NOW 500, NOW 600. NOW 600, NOW 700. I GOT 600 IN, 700 TO BUY.
IT'LL
NOW 600, NOW 700. I GOT 600 IN, 700 TO BUY. IT'LL BE 700.
THIS
I GOT 600 IN, 700 TO BUY. IT'LL BE 700. THIS IS WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, BUT
SIT
IT'LL BE 700. THIS IS WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, BUT SIT ON YOUR MONEY, AND DON'T
LISTEN
THIS IS WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, BUT SIT ON YOUR MONEY, AND DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
600,
SIT ON YOUR MONEY, AND DON'T LISTEN TO ME. 600, 625, 625, 625, 625, 625,
625.
>>
600, 625, 625, 625, 625, 625, 625. >> NAH.
>>
625. >> NAH. >> SOLD IT, $600.
DID
>> NAH. >> SOLD IT, $600. DID KENNY DO THAT?
STOLED
>> SOLD IT, $600. DID KENNY DO THAT? STOLED IT, NOT SOLD IT.
ALL
DID KENNY DO THAT? STOLED IT, NOT SOLD IT. ALL RIGHT, FOLKS.
THAT'S
STOLED IT, NOT SOLD IT. ALL RIGHT, FOLKS. THAT'S IT.
WE
ALL RIGHT, FOLKS. THAT'S IT. WE THANK Y'ALL FOR COMIN' OUT
TONIGHT.
WE
WE THANK Y'ALL FOR COMIN' OUT TONIGHT. WE APPRECIATE IT.
WE'LL
TONIGHT. WE APPRECIATE IT. WE'LL SEE Y'ALL NEXT MONDAY
NIGHT.
GOD
WE'LL SEE Y'ALL NEXT MONDAY NIGHT. GOD BLESS YOU.
HAVE
NIGHT. GOD BLESS YOU. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
NOW
GOD BLESS YOU. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. NOW FOR THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
WELL,
WELL, BABE, HOW'D IT COME OUT
TONIGHT?
>>
TONIGHT? >> SOMEWHERE AROUND $6,500.
>>
>> SOMEWHERE AROUND $6,500. >> REALLY?
$6,500?
>>
$6,500? >> YOU DID GOOD TONIGHT.
>>
>> YOU DID GOOD TONIGHT. >> I JUST DID WHAT I DO BEST.
I
I CAN
I CAN SELL ICE CREAM TO ESKIMOS,
AND
I CAN SELL ICE CREAM TO ESKIMOS, AND I ALWAYS MAKE MONEY.
I
I CAN SELL ICE CREAM TO ESKIMOS, AND I ALWAYS MAKE MONEY. I MIGHT HAVE TO BUY YOU
A
AND I ALWAYS MAKE MONEY. I MIGHT HAVE TO BUY YOU A STEAK
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M TAKING MY POOL CLEANER TO
A
>> I'M TAKING MY POOL CLEANER TO A PROFESSIONAL POOL GUY TO SEE
IF
>> I'M TAKING MY POOL CLEANER TO A PROFESSIONAL POOL GUY TO SEE IF I'M SWIMMING IN PROFIT OR
DROWNING
A PROFESSIONAL POOL GUY TO SEE IF I'M SWIMMING IN PROFIT OR DROWNING IN DEBT.
[groans]
>>
DROWNING IN DEBT. [groans] >> THIS IS ONE OF THE NEWEST
CLEANERS
[groans] >> THIS IS ONE OF THE NEWEST CLEANERS THAT'S OUT IN THE
MARKET.
THIS
CLEANERS THAT'S OUT IN THE MARKET. THIS IS FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE.
>>
MARKET. THIS IS FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE. >> WHY DO WE NEED A FOUR-WHEEL
DRIVE
THIS IS FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE. >> WHY DO WE NEED A FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE POOL CLEANER?
>>
>> WHY DO WE NEED A FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE POOL CLEANER? >> YOU GOT TO GO OVER BUMPS LIKE
THOSE
DRIVE POOL CLEANER? >> YOU GOT TO GO OVER BUMPS LIKE THOSE JETS THERE.
SOME
>> YOU GOT TO GO OVER BUMPS LIKE THOSE JETS THERE. SOME PEOPLE HAVE RAISED DRAINS.
THIS
THOSE JETS THERE. SOME PEOPLE HAVE RAISED DRAINS. THIS THING WILL GO UP THE WALLS.
>>
SOME PEOPLE HAVE RAISED DRAINS. THIS THING WILL GO UP THE WALLS. >> SO HOW BIG OF STUFF WILL THIS
PICK
THIS THING WILL GO UP THE WALLS. >> SO HOW BIG OF STUFF WILL THIS PICK UP?
>>
>> SO HOW BIG OF STUFF WILL THIS PICK UP? >> ANYTHING THAT'LL FIT IN THAT
HOLE.
TAKES
>> ANYTHING THAT'LL FIT IN THAT HOLE. TAKES A 90-DEGREE TURN AND IT'S
IN
HOLE. TAKES A 90-DEGREE TURN AND IT'S IN THE BASKET.
>>
TAKES A 90-DEGREE TURN AND IT'S IN THE BASKET. >> WHAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING YOU
HAD
IN THE BASKET. >> WHAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING YOU HAD TO TAKE OUT OF A POOL?
>>
>> WHAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING YOU HAD TO TAKE OUT OF A POOL? >> UH--
>>
HAD TO TAKE OUT OF A POOL? >> UH-- >> DEAD BODY?
>>
>> UH-- >> DEAD BODY? >> NO.
>>
>> DEAD BODY? >> NO. >> NO?
>>
>> NO. >> NO? >> BUT DEAD ANIMALS, OF COURSE.
>>
>> NO? >> BUT DEAD ANIMALS, OF COURSE. >> DO YOU EVER FIND, LIKE,
SNICKER
>> BUT DEAD ANIMALS, OF COURSE. >> DO YOU EVER FIND, LIKE, SNICKER BARS OR--YOU KNOW KIDS.
THEY'RE
>> DO YOU EVER FIND, LIKE, SNICKER BARS OR--YOU KNOW KIDS. THEY'RE TRYING TO BE FUNNY.
>>
SNICKER BARS OR--YOU KNOW KIDS. THEY'RE TRYING TO BE FUNNY. >> THEY'RE NOT SNICKER BARS.
>>
THEY'RE TRYING TO BE FUNNY. >> THEY'RE NOT SNICKER BARS. >> OH! REALLY?
>>
>> THEY'RE NOT SNICKER BARS. >> OH! REALLY? >> YEAH, SOME OF THE YOUNG'UNS
JUST
>> OH! REALLY? >> YEAH, SOME OF THE YOUNG'UNS JUST CAN'T HOLD IT IN.
>>
>> YEAH, SOME OF THE YOUNG'UNS JUST CAN'T HOLD IT IN. >> SEE, THAT'S WHY I'LL NEVER GO
TO
JUST CAN'T HOLD IT IN. >> SEE, THAT'S WHY I'LL NEVER GO TO A PUBLIC POOL IN MY LIFE.
I'LL
>> SEE, THAT'S WHY I'LL NEVER GO TO A PUBLIC POOL IN MY LIFE. I'LL EAT SNICKERS BARS, THOUGH.
ALL
TO A PUBLIC POOL IN MY LIFE. I'LL EAT SNICKERS BARS, THOUGH. ALL RIGHT.
I'M
I'LL EAT SNICKERS BARS, THOUGH. ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA DROP IT IN.
>>
ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA DROP IT IN. >> NOT TOO GENTLE, NOT TOO
STRONG.
>>
>> NOT TOO GENTLE, NOT TOO STRONG. >> BILL, IT'S NOT WORKING.
>>
STRONG. >> BILL, IT'S NOT WORKING. >> WE GOT TO LET IT SINK.
>>
>> BILL, IT'S NOT WORKING. >> WE GOT TO LET IT SINK. >> IT LOOKS LIKE ME AT THE
FOURTH
>> WE GOT TO LET IT SINK. >> IT LOOKS LIKE ME AT THE FOURTH OF JULY.
>>
>> IT LOOKS LIKE ME AT THE FOURTH OF JULY. >> IT'S ALIVE.
>>
FOURTH OF JULY. >> IT'S ALIVE. >> THIS GUY'S AWESOME.
>>
>> IT'S ALIVE. >> THIS GUY'S AWESOME. >> I'VE GOT SOME GOGGLES WE CAN
PUT
>> THIS GUY'S AWESOME. >> I'VE GOT SOME GOGGLES WE CAN PUT ON AND YOU CAN WATCH HIM.
THERE'S
>> I'VE GOT SOME GOGGLES WE CAN PUT ON AND YOU CAN WATCH HIM. THERE'S JUST SOMETIMES YOU HAVE
TO
PUT ON AND YOU CAN WATCH HIM. THERE'S JUST SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT WHAT'S GOING ON UNDER
THE
THERE'S JUST SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT WHAT'S GOING ON UNDER THE WATER.
ALL
TO LOOK AT WHAT'S GOING ON UNDER THE WATER. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE IT GET
HERE.
>>
ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE IT GET HERE. >> [gurgles]
IT'S
HERE. >> [gurgles] IT'S LIKE A BABY SEAL.
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, IT'S WORKING.
IT'S
>> WELL, IT'S WORKING. IT'S TOP-OF-THE-LINE.
YOU
IT'S TOP-OF-THE-LINE. YOU COULD PROBABLY GET 1,500
FOR
YOU COULD PROBABLY GET 1,500 FOR IT.
>>
FOR IT. >> 1,500 BUCKS.
I
I MADE
I MADE A
I MADE A PROFIT
AND
I MADE A PROFIT AND STUCK IT TO KENNY.
THAT'S
I MADE A PROFIT AND STUCK IT TO KENNY. THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL BEST OF
BOTH
AND STUCK IT TO KENNY. THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.
IF
THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. IF I WASN'T TANNIN' MY CALVES
RIGHT
BOTH WORLDS. IF I WASN'T TANNIN' MY CALVES RIGHT NOW, I'D HUG YOU, BILL.
>>
IF I WASN'T TANNIN' MY CALVES RIGHT NOW, I'D HUG YOU, BILL. >> LETS JUST TAN OUR
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M TAKING MY SOLO WHEEL TO
THE
>> I'M TAKING MY SOLO WHEEL TO THE TEXAS STATE FAIR AMUSEMENT
PARK
>> I'M TAKING MY SOLO WHEEL TO THE TEXAS STATE FAIR AMUSEMENT PARK TO A UNICYCLE "EXPERT."
ARE
THE TEXAS STATE FAIR AMUSEMENT PARK TO A UNICYCLE "EXPERT." ARE YOU THE BEANIE?
>>
PARK TO A UNICYCLE "EXPERT." ARE YOU THE BEANIE? >> HEY, ARE YOU MARY?
>>
ARE YOU THE BEANIE? >> HEY, ARE YOU MARY? >> YEAH.
>>
>> HEY, ARE YOU MARY? >> YEAH. >> HOW YOU DOING?
>>
>> YEAH. >> HOW YOU DOING? >> THIS IS WHAT I BROUGHT YOU.
>>
>> HOW YOU DOING? >> THIS IS WHAT I BROUGHT YOU. >> GOOD SEEING YOU.
WOW.
WELL,
>> GOOD SEEING YOU. WOW. WELL, WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS A
SOLO
WOW. WELL, WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS A SOLO WHEEL.
IT'S
WELL, WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS A SOLO WHEEL. IT'S AN ELECTRIC UNICYCLE, IF
YOU
SOLO WHEEL. IT'S AN ELECTRIC UNICYCLE, IF YOU WILL.
I
IT'S AN ELECTRIC UNICYCLE, IF YOU WILL. I MEAN IT DOESN'T HAVE A SEAT,
BUT
YOU WILL. I MEAN IT DOESN'T HAVE A SEAT, BUT IT DOES HAVE FOOT RESTS.
>>
I MEAN IT DOESN'T HAVE A SEAT, BUT IT DOES HAVE FOOT RESTS. >> HOW DO YOU EVEN START?
>>
BUT IT DOES HAVE FOOT RESTS. >> HOW DO YOU EVEN START? >> OKAY, MARY, NOW LOOK.
YOU
>> HOW DO YOU EVEN START? >> OKAY, MARY, NOW LOOK. YOU HAVE TO WEAR THE KNEEPADS.
YOU
>> OKAY, MARY, NOW LOOK. YOU HAVE TO WEAR THE KNEEPADS. YOU DON'T WANT TO SCRAPE YOUR
KNEE.
>>
YOU DON'T WANT TO SCRAPE YOUR KNEE. >> GOT IT.
>>
KNEE. >> GOT IT. >> NOW, I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO HOLD
ON
>> GOT IT. >> NOW, I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO HOLD ON TO MY LEFT HAND, AND I'M JUST
GONNA
>> NOW, I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO HOLD ON TO MY LEFT HAND, AND I'M JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND PUSH OFF AND
LEAN
ON TO MY LEFT HAND, AND I'M JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND PUSH OFF AND LEAN FORWARD AND I'M SQUEEZING.
AND
GONNA GO AHEAD AND PUSH OFF AND LEAN FORWARD AND I'M SQUEEZING. AND LOOK, MARY.
>>
LEAN FORWARD AND I'M SQUEEZING. AND LOOK, MARY. >> GOOD.
>>
AND LOOK, MARY. >> GOOD. >> I'M GONNA LET GO, MARY.
>>
>> GOOD. >> I'M GONNA LET GO, MARY. >> YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD.
>>
>> I'M GONNA LET GO, MARY. >> YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD. >> MEET UP.
AND
>> YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD. >> MEET UP. AND I'M GONNA BACK UP AND GET
OFF
>> MEET UP. AND I'M GONNA BACK UP AND GET OFF IT.
>>
AND I'M GONNA BACK UP AND GET OFF IT. >> OKAY, MY TURN.
>>
OFF IT. >> OKAY, MY TURN. >> I'M GONNA TRANSFER THE
EQUIPMENT.
>>
>> I'M GONNA TRANSFER THE EQUIPMENT. >> [laughs]
>>
EQUIPMENT. >> [laughs] >> RIGHT HERE.
PUT
>> [laughs] >> RIGHT HERE. PUT THAT ON, AND I WANT YOU TO
PUT
>> RIGHT HERE. PUT THAT ON, AND I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR RIGHT FOOT ON THE
PEDAL.
NOW,
PUT YOUR RIGHT FOOT ON THE PEDAL. NOW, YOU JUST KIND OF GET YOUR
BALANCE
PEDAL. NOW, YOU JUST KIND OF GET YOUR BALANCE AND LET ME HOLD YOU.
SCOOT
NOW, YOU JUST KIND OF GET YOUR BALANCE AND LET ME HOLD YOU. SCOOT OFF A LITTLE BIT.
AND
BALANCE AND LET ME HOLD YOU. SCOOT OFF A LITTLE BIT. AND LET'S JUST LEAN FORWARD.
>>
SCOOT OFF A LITTLE BIT. AND LET'S JUST LEAN FORWARD. >> [laughs]
>>
AND LET'S JUST LEAN FORWARD. >> [laughs] >> STAND UP, STAND UP, STAND UP.
LEAN
>> [laughs] >> STAND UP, STAND UP, STAND UP. LEAN FORWARD.
LEAN
>> STAND UP, STAND UP, STAND UP. LEAN FORWARD. LEAN FORWARD, MARY!
MARY!
MARY.
LEAN
MARY! MARY. LEAN FORWARD.
>>
MARY. LEAN FORWARD. >> [laughs]
>>
LEAN FORWARD. >> [laughs] >> THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE
GONNA
>> [laughs] >> THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GONNA GO.
MARY.
MARY,
GONNA GO. MARY. MARY, LISTEN.
OKAY.
MARY. MARY, LISTEN. OKAY. MARY.
>>
MARY, LISTEN. OKAY. MARY. >> I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
>>
OKAY. MARY. >> I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. >> MARY.
>>
>> I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. >> MARY. >> STRINGBEANIE IS TRYING TO
KILL
>> MARY. >> STRINGBEANIE IS TRYING TO KILL ME.
OR
>> STRINGBEANIE IS TRYING TO KILL ME. OR GROPE ME.
[laughs]
WELL,
WELL, NOW
WELL, NOW THAT I'VE HAD THAT
NEAR-DEATH
WELL, NOW THAT I'VE HAD THAT NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE, TELL ME
WHAT
NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE, TELL ME WHAT IT'S WORTH.
>>
WHAT IT'S WORTH. >> I THINK THIS IS WORTH--
DRUM
>> I THINK THIS IS WORTH-- DRUM ROLL--$1,600.
>>
DRUM ROLL--$1,600. >> ARE YOU KIDDING?
>>
>> ARE YOU KIDDING? >> NO.
>>
>> NO. >> OH, MY.
BEANIE,
>> OH, MY. BEANIE, I HAD NO IDEA.
>>
BEANIE, I HAD NO IDEA. >> ARE YOU HAPPY ABOUT THAT?
>>
>> ARE YOU HAPPY ABOUT THAT? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> WELL, SHAKE HANDS.
HEY,
>> WELL, SHAKE HANDS. HEY, MARY, WHY DON'T YOU GET UP
AND
HEY, MARY, WHY DON'T YOU GET UP AND RIDE IT OUT OF HERE?
>>
>> WHAT?
>>
>> WHAT? >> OH, JUST KIDDING.
TAKE
>> WHAT? >> OH, JUST KIDDING. TAKE IT EASY, KID.
>>
>> OH, JUST KIDDING. TAKE IT EASY, KID. >> HEY!
CLOWN!
FRICKIN'
>> HEY! CLOWN! FRICKIN' CLOWN.
narrator:
CLOWN! FRICKIN' CLOWN. narrator: THE BIG DOG IN DALLAS
WAS
FRICKIN' CLOWN. narrator: THE BIG DOG IN DALLAS WAS KENNY STOWE WHOSE LOCKERS
NETTED
narrator: THE BIG DOG IN DALLAS WAS KENNY STOWE WHOSE LOCKERS NETTED HIM A PROFIT OF OVER
5,700
WAS KENNY STOWE WHOSE LOCKERS NETTED HIM A PROFIT OF OVER 5,700 BUCKS.
MARY
NETTED HIM A PROFIT OF OVER 5,700 BUCKS. MARY BOUNCED OVER BUBBA FOR A
$1,300
5,700 BUCKS. MARY BOUNCED OVER BUBBA FOR A $1,300 PROFIT FROM HER UNICYCLE.
BUBBA
MARY BOUNCED OVER BUBBA FOR A $1,300 PROFIT FROM HER UNICYCLE. BUBBA SMITH SUCKED UP OVER 400
BUCKS
$1,300 PROFIT FROM HER UNICYCLE. BUBBA SMITH SUCKED UP OVER 400 BUCKS WITH HIS POOL CLEANER.
WHILE
WHILE JENNY GRUMBLES DIDN'T MAKE
ANY
WHILE JENNY GRUMBLES DIDN'T MAKE ANY NEW FRIENDS OR MONEY.
>>
ANY NEW FRIENDS OR MONEY. >> WILL YOU TEACH ME HOW TO
JUGGLE?
>>
JUGGLE? >> YOU GONNA TRUST ME?
>>
>> YOU GONNA TRUST ME? >> YEAH, I GOT TO SEE YOU DO IT
FIRST.
>>
FIRST. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> WE CAN'T JUST SIT HERE AND
WATCH
>> WE CAN'T JUST SIT HERE AND WATCH IT.
>>
WATCH IT. >> ALL RIGHT.
HERE,
>> ALL RIGHT. HERE, LET ME HAVE YOUR HAND.
[whimpers]
>>
[whimpers] >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> LIKE THIS.
OOH,
>> LIKE THIS. OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH.
COME
OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH. COME HERE.
AHH,
COME HERE. AHH, MARY.
>>
AHH, MARY. >> CREEPIN' ME OUT A LITTLE