>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH.
SO
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH. SO NEAT.
>>
>> OOH. SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME.
>>
>> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME. >> YEAH!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME. >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> EVEN AN OLD-FASHIONED GUY
LIKE
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> EVEN AN OLD-FASHIONED GUY LIKE ME LIKES SEEING WOMEN AT
AUCTIONS.
>>
LIKE ME LIKES SEEING WOMEN AT AUCTIONS. >> HE'S DISGUSTING.
>>
AUCTIONS. >> HE'S DISGUSTING. >> HEY.
CALL
>> HE'S DISGUSTING. >> HEY. CALL YOUR HUSBAND SO HE'LL SHUT
YOU
>> HEY. CALL YOUR HUSBAND SO HE'LL SHUT YOU UP.
>>
CALL YOUR HUSBAND SO HE'LL SHUT YOU UP. >> AND THERE'S THE PRESIDENT OF
THE
YOU UP. >> AND THERE'S THE PRESIDENT OF THE CHAUVINIST CLUB.
>>
>> AND THERE'S THE PRESIDENT OF THE CHAUVINIST CLUB. >> THERE MAY BE SOME TREASURES
IN
THE CHAUVINIST CLUB. >> THERE MAY BE SOME TREASURES IN THERE.
HEY,
>> THERE MAY BE SOME TREASURES IN THERE. HEY, POPS...
LOOK
IN THERE. HEY, POPS... LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT YOU.
HE'S
HEY, POPS... LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT YOU. HE'S GOING TO BE SO PROUD OF ME.
>>
LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT YOU. HE'S GOING TO BE SO PROUD OF ME. >> 10 CENTS.
>>
HE'S GOING TO BE SO PROUD OF ME. >> 10 CENTS. >> THAT'S IT?
>>
>> 10 CENTS. >> THAT'S IT? >> YEAH, YOU KNOW BETTER, MARY.
[laughter]
>>
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW BETTER, MARY. [laughter] >> WHAT IS THIS CRAZY THING?
THIS
[laughter] >> WHAT IS THIS CRAZY THING? THIS IS A PIECE OF HISTORY RIGHT
HERE.
PERMISSION
THIS IS A PIECE OF HISTORY RIGHT HERE. PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD.
>>
HERE. PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD. >> STATE YOUR BUSINESS.
>>
PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD. >> STATE YOUR BUSINESS. >> I BROUGHT YOU A TREASURE.
>>
>> STATE YOUR BUSINESS. >> I BROUGHT YOU A TREASURE. >> ARRR.
[country
[country music playing]
>>
[country music playing] >> NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA
GET.
THAT'S
GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB. >> CHA-CHING!
>>
>> CHA-CHING! >> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG. >> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER
I
>> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER I PAINT IT.
>>
I PAINT IT. >> I SEE TREASURES.
DOLLAR
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS!
>>
DOLLAR SIGNS! >> THIS IS OUR TURF.
>>
>> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS.
>>
>> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING.
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER! OOPS!
>>
>> WOMEN POWER! OOPS! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> LET'S GO.
>>
>> LET'S GO. >> YEAH!
[auctioneering]
>>
[auctioneering] >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> OKAY.
♪
>> OKAY. ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT ♪
♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT ♪ ♪ I'M TALKIN' ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ I'M TALKIN' ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> AND IT'S
>>
>> TODAY,
>> TODAY, WE'RE IN PANTEGO,
TEXAS.
NOW
NOW LEGEND HAS IT THAT THE
FOUNDER
NOW LEGEND HAS IT THAT THE FOUNDER OF THIS GREAT LITTLE
TOWN
NOW LEGEND HAS IT THAT THE FOUNDER OF THIS GREAT LITTLE TOWN NAMED IT AFTER HIS INDIAN
BFF,
FOUNDER OF THIS GREAT LITTLE TOWN NAMED IT AFTER HIS INDIAN BFF, PANTEGO.
HOPEFULLY,
TOWN NAMED IT AFTER HIS INDIAN BFF, PANTEGO. HOPEFULLY, OUR BUYERS WILL TAKE
THAT
BFF, PANTEGO. HOPEFULLY, OUR BUYERS WILL TAKE THAT SPIRIT OF FRIENDSHIP INTO
TODAY'S
HOPEFULLY, OUR BUYERS WILL TAKE THAT SPIRIT OF FRIENDSHIP INTO TODAY'S AUCTION.
YEAH,
THAT SPIRIT OF FRIENDSHIP INTO TODAY'S AUCTION. YEAH, RIGHT.
>>
TODAY'S AUCTION. YEAH, RIGHT. >> WE'VE BEEN CANDY-ASSING
AROUND,
YEAH, RIGHT. >> WE'VE BEEN CANDY-ASSING AROUND, AND WE NEED TO JUST GET
THE
>> WE'VE BEEN CANDY-ASSING AROUND, AND WE NEED TO JUST GET THE BROOM AND THE MOP OUT AND
CLEAN
AROUND, AND WE NEED TO JUST GET THE BROOM AND THE MOP OUT AND CLEAN THEM UP.
>>
THE BROOM AND THE MOP OUT AND CLEAN THEM UP. >> CLEAN UP LIKE A JANITOR.
IF
CLEAN THEM UP. >> CLEAN UP LIKE A JANITOR. IF IT'S GOT A GLIMMER OF HOPE IN
IT,
>> CLEAN UP LIKE A JANITOR. IF IT'S GOT A GLIMMER OF HOPE IN IT, IT'S MINE.
>>
IF IT'S GOT A GLIMMER OF HOPE IN IT, IT'S MINE. >> WE NEED TO GET THIS SHOW ON
THE
IT, IT'S MINE. >> WE NEED TO GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD, MAN.
>>
>> WE NEED TO GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD, MAN. >> WE DO NEED TO GET THIS SHOW
ON
THE ROAD, MAN. >> WE DO NEED TO GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.
I
>> WE DO NEED TO GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD. I GOT A LITTLE RUMBLE IN THE
JUNGLE.
OH,
OH, THAT
OH, THAT BREAKFAST BURRITO I ATE
THIS
OH, THAT BREAKFAST BURRITO I ATE THIS MORNING IS MESSING WITH MY
ECOSYSTEM.
HEY,
HEY, WHERE'S THAT RESTROOM?
[burps]
[door
HEY, WHERE'S THAT RESTROOM? [burps] [door shuts]
>>
>> WHEW.
>> WHEW. I'M GLAD I'M NOT THAT
BATHROOM.
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M DONE OVERTHINKING THESE
AUCTIONS
>> I'M DONE OVERTHINKING THESE AUCTIONS AND TRYING TO PLAY
TRICKERY
>> I'M DONE OVERTHINKING THESE AUCTIONS AND TRYING TO PLAY TRICKERY WITH EVERYBODY.
EVERY
EVERY TIME I TRY AND OUTSMART
SOMEONE,
EVERY TIME I TRY AND OUTSMART SOMEONE, I'M THE ONE THAT ENDS
UP
SOMEONE, I'M THE ONE THAT ENDS UP GETTING SCREWED.
SO
UP GETTING SCREWED. SO I'M OVER IT.
I'M
I'M JUST
I'M JUST GONNA TRUST MY GUT.
THAT
I'M JUST GONNA TRUST MY GUT. THAT USUALLY IS ALWAYS RIGHT.
>>
I'M JUST GONNA TRUST MY GUT. THAT USUALLY IS ALWAYS RIGHT. >> WHAT I LIKE ABOUT TEXAS IS
THE
THAT USUALLY IS ALWAYS RIGHT. >> WHAT I LIKE ABOUT TEXAS IS THE COLD LONE STAR BEER, THE
BEEF
>> WHAT I LIKE ABOUT TEXAS IS THE COLD LONE STAR BEER, THE BEEF BURRITO, AND A HOMEGROWN
TEXAS
THE COLD LONE STAR BEER, THE BEEF BURRITO, AND A HOMEGROWN TEXAS GIRL.
DON'T
DON'T GET
DON'T GET ME WRONG.
EVEN
DON'T GET ME WRONG. EVEN AN OLD-FASHIONED GUY LIKE
ME
EVEN AN OLD-FASHIONED GUY LIKE ME LIKES SEEING WOMEN AT
AUCTIONS.
I
I DON'T
I DON'T NECESSARILY LIKE TO HEAR
THEM.
BUT
I DON'T NECESSARILY LIKE TO HEAR THEM. BUT IF YOU GOT A PRETTY FACE,
I'LL
THEM. BUT IF YOU GOT A PRETTY FACE, I'LL LET YOU STAND NEXT TO ME.
>>
BUT IF YOU GOT A PRETTY FACE, I'LL LET YOU STAND NEXT TO ME. >> I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THE
BOYS
I'LL LET YOU STAND NEXT TO ME. >> I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THE BOYS THINKING THAT I'M NOT
A
>> I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THE BOYS THINKING THAT I'M NOT A COMPETITOR JUST BECAUSE I'M
A
BOYS THINKING THAT I'M NOT A COMPETITOR JUST BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN.
I'M
I'M NOT
I'M NOT JUST A WOMAN.
I'M
I'M NOT JUST A WOMAN. I'M A BUSINESSWOMAN, AND I'M
GONNA
I'M A BUSINESSWOMAN, AND I'M GONNA TEACH THESE CHAUVINISTS
WHO'S
GONNA TEACH THESE CHAUVINISTS WHO'S BOSS BY KICKING THEIR ASS.
THEY
THEY THINK I SHOULD, LIKE, BE
HOME
THEY THINK I SHOULD, LIKE, BE HOME IN THE KITCHEN.
WELL,
THEY THINK I SHOULD, LIKE, BE HOME IN THE KITCHEN. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I
HOME IN THE KITCHEN. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I ONLY HAVE A KITCHEN BECAUSE IT
CAME
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I ONLY HAVE A KITCHEN BECAUSE IT CAME WITH MY HOUSE.
>>
I ONLY HAVE A KITCHEN BECAUSE IT CAME WITH MY HOUSE. >> [whistles]
>>
CAME WITH MY HOUSE. >> [whistles] >> AND THERE'S THE PRESIDENT OF
THE
>> [whistles] >> AND THERE'S THE PRESIDENT OF THE CHAUVINIST CLUB.
>>
>> AND THERE'S THE PRESIDENT OF THE CHAUVINIST CLUB. >> YOU KNOW, I USED TO HELP MY
EX-GIRLFRIEND
THE CHAUVINIST CLUB. >> YOU KNOW, I USED TO HELP MY EX-GIRLFRIEND CLEAN HOUSE ALL
THE
>> YOU KNOW, I USED TO HELP MY EX-GIRLFRIEND CLEAN HOUSE ALL THE TIME.
I
EX-GIRLFRIEND CLEAN HOUSE ALL THE TIME. I USED TO RAISE MY FEET UP SO
SHE
THE TIME. I USED TO RAISE MY FEET UP SO SHE COULD VACUUM UNDERNEATH
THERE.
>>
SHE COULD VACUUM UNDERNEATH THERE. >> OH, THAT'S HILARIOUS.
>>
THERE. >> OH, THAT'S HILARIOUS. >> LIFT MY BEER AS SHE WIPED
UNDERNEATH
>> OH, THAT'S HILARIOUS. >> LIFT MY BEER AS SHE WIPED UNDERNEATH IT.
>>
>> LIFT MY BEER AS SHE WIPED UNDERNEATH IT. >> NO WONDER SHE BROKE UP WITH
YOU.
>>
>> NO WONDER SHE BROKE UP WITH YOU. >> HEY, NOW.
>>
YOU. >> HEY, NOW. >> YOU'RE ON MY LIST.
>>
>> HEY, NOW. >> YOU'RE ON MY LIST. >> AM I ON THE TOP OR THE
BOTTOM?
>>
>> AM I ON THE TOP OR THE BOTTOM? >> EW.
I'LL
BOTTOM? >> EW. I'LL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS IF YOU GO
PUNCH
>> EW. I'LL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS IF YOU GO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE.
SERIOUSLY.
NOBODY
PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE. SERIOUSLY. NOBODY HERE LIKES HIM.
HE
SERIOUSLY. NOBODY HERE LIKES HIM. HE HAS NO FRIENDS.
YOU
NOBODY HERE LIKES HIM. HE HAS NO FRIENDS. YOU CAN TAKE HIM.
>>
HE HAS NO FRIENDS. YOU CAN TAKE HIM. >> THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'M
YOU CAN TAKE HIM. >> THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M GOOD.
>>
>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M GOOD. >> EHH!
[toilet
I'M GOOD. >> EHH! [toilet flushes]
>>
>> EHH! [toilet flushes] >> DON'T GO IN THERE FOR A
LITTLE
[toilet flushes] >> DON'T GO IN THERE FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
>>
>> DON'T GO IN THERE FOR A LITTLE WHILE. >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
LITTLE WHILE. >> OH, MY GOD. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> OH, MY GOD. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FIRST THING WE'RE
GONNA
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO TODAY, WE'RE GONNA
OPEN
GENTLEMEN, THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO TODAY, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
GONNA DO TODAY, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
NO
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. NO STEPPING INSIDE.
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. NO STEPPING INSIDE. NO REACHING INSIDE.
NO
NO STEPPING INSIDE. NO REACHING INSIDE. NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES.
TODAY'S
NO REACHING INSIDE. NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY
SALE.
ARE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH.
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH. >> HAMMER UP. LET'S GO!
FIRST
>> all: YEAH. >> HAMMER UP. LET'S GO! FIRST ONE IS INSIDE,
[overlapping
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS UNIT DOESN'T HAVE MUCH
IN
>> THIS UNIT DOESN'T HAVE MUCH IN IT, BUT IT'S SUPER-SNEAKY AND
ORGANIZED.
LOOK
IN IT, BUT IT'S SUPER-SNEAKY AND ORGANIZED. LOOK AT THAT.
TWO
ORGANIZED. LOOK AT THAT. TWO PERFECTLY PACKED TUBS, A
MYSTERY
LOOK AT THAT. TWO PERFECTLY PACKED TUBS, A MYSTERY BLACK PIECE OF
FURNITURE.
THIS
MYSTERY BLACK PIECE OF FURNITURE. THIS IS A TIDY LITTLE GAMBLE.
>>
FURNITURE. THIS IS A TIDY LITTLE GAMBLE. >> INTERESTING.
YOU
THIS IS A TIDY LITTLE GAMBLE. >> INTERESTING. YOU GOT A TRUNK, VERY NEATLY.
YOU
>> INTERESTING. YOU GOT A TRUNK, VERY NEATLY. YOU GOT SOME TROPHIES.
HEY,
YOU GOT A TRUNK, VERY NEATLY. YOU GOT SOME TROPHIES. HEY, BUBBA.
HERE'S
YOU GOT SOME TROPHIES. HEY, BUBBA. HERE'S SOME TROPHIES, SINCE YOU
NEVER
HEY, BUBBA. HERE'S SOME TROPHIES, SINCE YOU NEVER WON A TROPHY.
MIGHT
HERE'S SOME TROPHIES, SINCE YOU NEVER WON A TROPHY. MIGHT BE YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO GET
A
NEVER WON A TROPHY. MIGHT BE YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO GET A TROPHY.
BLESS
MIGHT BE YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO GET A TROPHY. BLESS YOUR LITTLE OLD HEART.
>>
A TROPHY. BLESS YOUR LITTLE OLD HEART. >> THERE'S A COOL TRUNK OR
SOMETHING.
THERE
>> THERE'S A COOL TRUNK OR SOMETHING. THERE MAY BE SOME TREASURES IN
THERE.
BUYING
THERE MAY BE SOME TREASURES IN THERE. BUYING A LOCKER FOR HIDDEN
TREASURES
THERE. BUYING A LOCKER FOR HIDDEN TREASURES IS ALWAYS A RISK, BUT
I
BUYING A LOCKER FOR HIDDEN TREASURES IS ALWAYS A RISK, BUT I KNOW THAT I CAN TOTALLY SELL
THAT
TREASURES IS ALWAYS A RISK, BUT I KNOW THAT I CAN TOTALLY SELL THAT BOX IN MY SHOP.
>>
I KNOW THAT I CAN TOTALLY SELL THAT BOX IN MY SHOP. >> WHAT IS THAT?
>>
THAT BOX IN MY SHOP. >> WHAT IS THAT? >> LITTLE COOLER, TWO TUBS.
I'M
>> WHAT IS THAT? >> LITTLE COOLER, TWO TUBS. I'M BUYING IT.
>>
>> LITTLE COOLER, TWO TUBS. I'M BUYING IT. >> OKAY.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 25!
>>
GENTLEMEN, 25! >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 75. 75. NOW $100 BILL.
150.
>> NOW 75. 75. NOW $100 BILL. 150. NOW 175.
175
150. NOW 175. 175 AND 200.
200,
175 AND 200. 200, NOW 225.
250
200, NOW 225. 250 AND 275.
275,
250 AND 275. 275, AND 300.
300,
275, AND 300. 300, NOW 325. 325 AND 350.
350,
300, NOW 325. 325 AND 350. 350, NOW 375. 400.
NOW
350, NOW 375. 400. NOW 425. 450, 450 THERE.
450,
NOW 425. 450, 450 THERE. 450, NOW 475.
>>
450, NOW 475. >> IF HE GOES 500, WE'RE
QUITTING.
>>
QUITTING. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> 525 GOING ONCE.
525
>> 525 GOING ONCE. 525 GOING TWICE.
AND
525 GOING TWICE. AND SOLD IT RIGHT THERE TO THE
LAUGHER.
$500.
[cheers
$500. [cheers and applause]
>>
[cheers and applause] >> MYSTERY BOX, YOU'RE COMING
HOME
>> MYSTERY BOX, YOU'RE COMING HOME WITH ME.
LADIES,
LADIES, ONE.
MEN,
LADIES, ONE. MEN, NONE.
YOU
LADIES, ONE. MEN, NONE. YOU GUYS ARE LOSING YOUR TOUCH.
>>
MEN, NONE. YOU GUYS ARE LOSING YOUR TOUCH. >> YOU'RE LOSING YOUR MIND.
$500
YOU GUYS ARE LOSING YOUR TOUCH. >> YOU'RE LOSING YOUR MIND. $500 FOR THREE
[burps]
[groans]
[whimpers]
I'LL
[groans] [whimpers] I'LL BE AT THE SPA.
OHH.
>>
I'LL BE AT THE SPA. OHH. >> HE-HEY!
LOOK
OHH. >> HE-HEY! LOOK AT THERE.
BOAT
>> HE-HEY! LOOK AT THERE. BOAT NEEDS A LITTLE REPAIR,
FOLKS.
>>
BOAT NEEDS A LITTLE REPAIR, FOLKS. >> MY POPS KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT
ALL
FOLKS. >> MY POPS KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT ALL THIS IS.
AND
>> MY POPS KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT ALL THIS IS. AND HE SELLS ALL INDIVIDUAL
PARTS.
SO
AND HE SELLS ALL INDIVIDUAL PARTS. SO EACH ONE OF THESE PARTS COULD
BE
PARTS. SO EACH ONE OF THESE PARTS COULD BE WORTH BIG DOLLARS.
>>
SO EACH ONE OF THESE PARTS COULD BE WORTH BIG DOLLARS. >> INBOARD/OUTBOARD MOTOR.
IF
BE WORTH BIG DOLLARS. >> INBOARD/OUTBOARD MOTOR. IF IT'S PUT IN STORAGE, IT HAS
TO
>> INBOARD/OUTBOARD MOTOR. IF IT'S PUT IN STORAGE, IT HAS TO BE WORTH KEEPING.
>>
IF IT'S PUT IN STORAGE, IT HAS TO BE WORTH KEEPING. >> WHERE YOU BEEN?
>>
TO BE WORTH KEEPING. >> WHERE YOU BEEN? >> ROUND TWO'S OVER.
>>
>> WHERE YOU BEEN? >> ROUND TWO'S OVER. >> ROUND TWO?
>>
>> ROUND TWO'S OVER. >> ROUND TWO? >> GLAD THAT'S OVER.
[burps]
OH.
NOW
[burps] OH. NOW IT'S OVER.
>>
OH. NOW IT'S OVER. >> UH, YEAH, I MAY BE TRYING TO
SHOW
NOW IT'S OVER. >> UH, YEAH, I MAY BE TRYING TO SHOW THE BOYS WHAT'S UP TODAY,
BUT
>> UH, YEAH, I MAY BE TRYING TO SHOW THE BOYS WHAT'S UP TODAY, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH
A
SHOW THE BOYS WHAT'S UP TODAY, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH A BOAT PART...DEALIE-BOB.
>>
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH A BOAT PART...DEALIE-BOB. >> IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING HIT
HIM
A BOAT PART...DEALIE-BOB. >> IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING HIT HIM WITH A HAMMER.
>>
>> IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING HIT HIM WITH A HAMMER. >> OH, YEAH, THEY DROPPED IT.
>>
HIM WITH A HAMMER. >> OH, YEAH, THEY DROPPED IT. >> YOU WANT IT?
>>
>> OH, YEAH, THEY DROPPED IT. >> YOU WANT IT? >> NO.
I
>> YOU WANT IT? >> NO. I DON'T WANT IT AT ANY PRICE.
>>
>> NO. I DON'T WANT IT AT ANY PRICE. >> OKAY.
HEY,
I DON'T WANT IT AT ANY PRICE. >> OKAY. HEY, YOU CAN MAKE A COFFEE
TABLE
>> OKAY. HEY, YOU CAN MAKE A COFFEE TABLE OUT OF THAT, HUH?
>>
HEY, YOU CAN MAKE A COFFEE TABLE OUT OF THAT, HUH? >> SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>>
TABLE OUT OF THAT, HUH? >> SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> YEAH, OR A STOOL OR
SOMETHING.
>>
>> YEAH, OR A STOOL OR SOMETHING. >> THIS LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY
MANLY
SOMETHING. >> THIS LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY MANLY LOCKER.
>>
>> THIS LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY MANLY LOCKER. >> YOU KNOW, I'LL SHOW YOU MANLY
LOCKERS.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WHAT I WANNA GET NOW?
>>
GENTLEMEN, WHAT I WANNA GET NOW? >> 50 BUCKS.
>>
>> 50 BUCKS. >> 50 BUCKS.
NOW
>> 50 BUCKS. >> 50 BUCKS. NOW 75.
75
>> 50 BUCKS. NOW 75. 75 AND $100 BILL.
NOW
75 AND $100 BILL. NOW 125 AND 150.
NOW
NOW 125 AND 150. NOW 175, NOW 200.
NOW
NOW 175, NOW 200. NOW 225. 225. 250.
NOW
NOW 225. 225. 250. NOW 275 AND 300.
300,
NOW 275 AND 300. 300, NOW 325.
NOW
300, NOW 325. NOW 350. 350, NOW 375.
375,
NOW 350. 350, NOW 375. 375, AND 400.
400,
375, AND 400. 400, NOW 425.
NOW
400, NOW 425. NOW 450, AND 450.
475
NOW 450, AND 450. 475 TO YOU. 475.
>>
475 TO YOU. 475. >> OH, YOU'RE GONNA LET THE GIRL
WIN
>> OH, YOU'RE GONNA LET THE GIRL WIN THE ENGINE.
YOU
WIN THE ENGINE. YOU MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION.
>>
YOU MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 475 AND 500.
NOW
>> 475 AND 500. NOW 500, 500.
GIVE
NOW 500, 500. GIVE 525 GOING ONCE...
TWICE.
>>
TWICE. >> HE DOESN'T HANDLE PRESSURE
WELL.
>>
WELL. >> I SOLD IT.
$500
>> I SOLD IT. $500 RIGHT HERE.
>>
$500 RIGHT HERE. >> THIS BOAT MOTOR IS PERFECT
FOR
>> THIS BOAT MOTOR IS PERFECT FOR MY POP'S SHOP.
I'M
I'M HOPING TO SWEET TALK BLOM
INTO
I'M HOPING TO SWEET TALK BLOM INTO PICKING THIS THING UP AND
BRINGING
I'M HOPING TO SWEET TALK BLOM INTO PICKING THIS THING UP AND BRINGING IT OVER THERE.
>>
INTO PICKING THIS THING UP AND BRINGING IT OVER THERE. >> I KNOW WE'RE NOT A TEAM.
I'M
BRINGING IT OVER THERE. >> I KNOW WE'RE NOT A TEAM. I'M GLAD YOU GOT THAT ENGINE AND
HE
>> I KNOW WE'RE NOT A TEAM. I'M GLAD YOU GOT THAT ENGINE AND HE DIDN'T.
HE'S
I'M GLAD YOU GOT THAT ENGINE AND HE DIDN'T. HE'S DISGUSTING.
>>
HE DIDN'T. HE'S DISGUSTING. >> THE WAY HE TALKS ABOUT WOMEN.
>>
HE'S DISGUSTING. >> THE WAY HE TALKS ABOUT WOMEN. >> HEY, CALL YOUR HUSBAND SO
HE'LL
>> THE WAY HE TALKS ABOUT WOMEN. >> HEY, CALL YOUR HUSBAND SO HE'LL SHUT YOU UP.
>>
>> HEY, CALL YOUR HUSBAND SO HE'LL SHUT YOU UP. >> I NEED A BREAK FROM THIS
BOZO,
HE'LL SHUT YOU UP. >> I NEED A BREAK FROM THIS BOZO, SO I'M GONNA GO CHECK OUT
THE
>> I NEED A BREAK FROM THIS BOZO, SO I'M GONNA GO CHECK OUT THE LOCKER I WON.
ALL
BOZO, SO I'M GONNA GO CHECK OUT THE LOCKER I WON. ALL RIGHT.
I
THE LOCKER I WON. ALL RIGHT. I JUST HOPE THERE'S $500 WORTH
OF
ALL RIGHT. I JUST HOPE THERE'S $500 WORTH OF STUFF IN HERE.
ALL
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.
WE'VE
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE. WE'VE GOT TROPHIES.
YOU
WE'VE GOT TROPHIES. YOU KNOW, NO ONE'S GONNA BUY
SOMEONE
YOU KNOW, NO ONE'S GONNA BUY SOMEONE ELSE'S TROPHY, BUT IF I
PAINT
SOMEONE ELSE'S TROPHY, BUT IF I PAINT IT PINK, WRITE
"WORLD'S
PAINT IT PINK, WRITE "WORLD'S GREATEST MOM," A LITTLE
CRAFTY
"WORLD'S GREATEST MOM," A LITTLE CRAFTY WITH IT,
SOMEONE'LL
CRAFTY WITH IT, SOMEONE'LL BUY IT.
LITTLE
SOMEONE'LL BUY IT. LITTLE ANCHOR PIN.
ACTUALLY
LITTLE ANCHOR PIN. ACTUALLY KIND OF LOOKS CUTE WITH
MY
ACTUALLY KIND OF LOOKS CUTE WITH MY TOP, THE BLUE AND WHITE
STRIPES.
SEE,
STRIPES. SEE, NAUTICAL IS, LIKE, TOTALLY
IN
SEE, NAUTICAL IS, LIKE, TOTALLY IN RIGHT NOW.
SO
IN RIGHT NOW. SO WITH THIS BOX, I WOULD SAY AT
LEAST
SO WITH THIS BOX, I WOULD SAY AT LEAST $50 HERE.
HOPEFULLY
LEAST $50 HERE. HOPEFULLY THERE'S NO CAT IN
HERE.
CAN'T
HERE. CAN'T REALLY SELL THAT AT MY
STORE.
OOH,
STORE. OOH, BUT THIS IS NICE.
THOUGHT
OOH, BUT THIS IS NICE. THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING, BUT I
DIDN'T
THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE A
NICE
DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE A NICE DESK.
STURDY
NICE DESK. STURDY WOOD.
I
STURDY WOOD. I NEED TO REPAINT IT, CHANGE
THE
I NEED TO REPAINT IT, CHANGE THE HARDWARE.
SELL
THE HARDWARE. SELL THIS FOR $200
IN
SELL THIS FOR $200 IN A HEARTBEAT.
OKAY.
WE'VE
OKAY. WE'VE GOT $25 IN PICTURE FRAMES.
THIS
WE'VE GOT $25 IN PICTURE FRAMES. THIS IS A CUTE LITTLE SHELF,
$10.
I
$10. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT
IS.
I
IS. I HAVE A TINY LITTLE RAIN BOOT.
ALL
I HAVE A TINY LITTLE RAIN BOOT. ALL RIGHT.
WHEW,
ALL RIGHT. WHEW, WE GOT A LOT OF CHRISTMAS
ORNAMENTS
WHEW, WE GOT A LOT OF CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS HERE.
I
ORNAMENTS HERE. I THINK I GOT ABOUT $25 IN THIS
BOX
I THINK I GOT ABOUT $25 IN THIS BOX OF ORNAMENTS.
THIS
BOX OF ORNAMENTS. THIS BOX.
PUT
THIS BOX. PUT A LITTLE TOP ON THERE, AND
IT'S
PUT A LITTLE TOP ON THERE, AND IT'S A COOL, RUSTIC $100 SIDE
TABLE.
HOPEFULLY
TABLE. HOPEFULLY THERE'S A LITTLE BIT
OF
HOPEFULLY THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF PROFIT IN HERE.
WE'VE
OF PROFIT IN HERE. WE'VE GOT SOME SORT OF A WHIP.
>>
>> WHAT'S
>> WHAT'S THIS BOX?
IT'S
>> WHAT'S THIS BOX? IT'S A TREASURE BOX.
[whispering] OH, MY GOD.
WHAT
[whispering] OH, MY GOD. WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT
[whispering] OH, MY GOD. WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS CRAZY THING?
THIS
WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS CRAZY THING? THIS IS OLD.
"THE
WHAT IS THIS CRAZY THING? THIS IS OLD. "THE SEXTANT."
IT'S
THIS IS OLD. "THE SEXTANT." IT'S FROM LONDON, AUGUST 1945.
THE
"THE SEXTANT." IT'S FROM LONDON, AUGUST 1945. THE MAGNIFYING POWER OF
THE
IT'S FROM LONDON, AUGUST 1945. THE MAGNIFYING POWER OF THE TELESCOPE IS 3.
I
THE MAGNIFYING POWER OF THE TELESCOPE IS 3. I FEEL LIKE IT'S A BOAT
TELESCOPE,
THE TELESCOPE IS 3. I FEEL LIKE IT'S A BOAT TELESCOPE, AND I DON'T KNOW MUCH
ABOUT
I FEEL LIKE IT'S A BOAT TELESCOPE, AND I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT SHIPS, BUT IT'S DEFINITELY
OLD
TELESCOPE, AND I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT SHIPS, BUT IT'S DEFINITELY OLD AND TOTALLY WORTH GETTING
LOOKED
ABOUT SHIPS, BUT IT'S DEFINITELY OLD AND TOTALLY WORTH GETTING LOOKED AT.
THERE'S
OLD AND TOTALLY WORTH GETTING LOOKED AT. THERE'S THIS BOX.
OKAY.
OH,
THERE'S THIS BOX. OKAY. OH, IS THIS A WHISTLE?
[blows
OKAY. OH, IS THIS A WHISTLE? [blows whistle]
[squeals]
THERE'S
[blows whistle] [squeals] THERE'S AN ANCHOR ON THE END,
LIKE
[squeals] THERE'S AN ANCHOR ON THE END, LIKE MY NAUTICAL PIN.
THIS
THERE'S AN ANCHOR ON THE END, LIKE MY NAUTICAL PIN. THIS IS A PIECE OF HISTORY RIGHT
HERE.
I
THIS IS A PIECE OF HISTORY RIGHT HERE. I DEFINITELY NEED TO TAKE THIS
AND
HERE. I DEFINITELY NEED TO TAKE THIS AND THAT BOX AND GET IT LOOKED
AT.
I
AND THAT BOX AND GET IT LOOKED AT. I KNOW I'VE BEEN TALKING
A
AT. I KNOW I'VE BEEN TALKING A PRETTY BIG GAME TODAY, BUT
HOPEFULLY
I KNOW I'VE BEEN TALKING A PRETTY BIG GAME TODAY, BUT HOPEFULLY THIS NAUTICAL STUFF
WILL
A PRETTY BIG GAME TODAY, BUT HOPEFULLY THIS NAUTICAL STUFF WILL HELP ME PUT MY MONEY WHERE
MY
HOPEFULLY THIS NAUTICAL STUFF WILL HELP ME PUT MY MONEY WHERE MY MOUTH
[indistinct chatter]
>>
[indistinct chatter] >> THE FURNITURE PIECES IN HERE,
IT'S
[indistinct chatter] >> THE FURNITURE PIECES IN HERE, IT'S PARTICLE BOARD WITH FAUX
MARBLE.
THERE'S
IT'S PARTICLE BOARD WITH FAUX MARBLE. THERE'S SOME MATTRESSES.
NOTHING
MARBLE. THERE'S SOME MATTRESSES. NOTHING THAT I LOVE.
>>
THERE'S SOME MATTRESSES. NOTHING THAT I LOVE. >> IT'S CROWDED IN HERE.
AND
NOTHING THAT I LOVE. >> IT'S CROWDED IN HERE. AND WHEN YOU'RE TOUCHING ME, YOU
SHOULD
>> IT'S CROWDED IN HERE. AND WHEN YOU'RE TOUCHING ME, YOU SHOULD BE HONORED.
>>
AND WHEN YOU'RE TOUCHING ME, YOU SHOULD BE HONORED. >> CATCH A NICE LITTLE
HEADBOARD,
SHOULD BE HONORED. >> CATCH A NICE LITTLE HEADBOARD, NIGHTSTAND, DRESSER.
>>
>> CATCH A NICE LITTLE HEADBOARD, NIGHTSTAND, DRESSER. >> IT'S A BEDROOM SET.
SELL
HEADBOARD, NIGHTSTAND, DRESSER. >> IT'S A BEDROOM SET. SELL IN A WEEK.
THIS
>> IT'S A BEDROOM SET. SELL IN A WEEK. THIS IS THE LAST LOCKER OF
THE
SELL IN A WEEK. THIS IS THE LAST LOCKER OF THE DAY, AND IT'S EXACTLY WHAT
WE
THIS IS THE LAST LOCKER OF THE DAY, AND IT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED AT THE WAREHOUSE.
I'M
THE DAY, AND IT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED AT THE WAREHOUSE. I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS ONE.
>>
WE NEED AT THE WAREHOUSE. I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS ONE. >> NEAT LITTLE OLD DESK RIGHT
THERE.
BE
>> NEAT LITTLE OLD DESK RIGHT THERE. BE COOL FOR THE HOUSE.
NOT
THERE. BE COOL FOR THE HOUSE. NOT A BAD UNIT RIGHT HERE.
>>
BE COOL FOR THE HOUSE. NOT A BAD UNIT RIGHT HERE. >> THE FURNITURE LOOKS DIRTY,
NOT
NOT A BAD UNIT RIGHT HERE. >> THE FURNITURE LOOKS DIRTY, NOT MADE WELL.
BUT
>> THE FURNITURE LOOKS DIRTY, NOT MADE WELL. BUT IF BLEVINS BIDS ON IT, THEN
MAYBE
NOT MADE WELL. BUT IF BLEVINS BIDS ON IT, THEN MAYBE I WILL.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
25,
GENTLEMEN. 25, NOW $50.
NOW
25, NOW $50. NOW 75. HE SAYS NO.
75
NOW 75. HE SAYS NO. 75 AND A $100 BILL.
NOW
75 AND A $100 BILL. NOW 125. 150.
>>
NOW 125. 150. >> BLEVINS THINKS HE'S A PLAYER,
BUT
>> BLEVINS THINKS HE'S A PLAYER, BUT HE NEVER BUYS ANYTHING.
THAT
BUT HE NEVER BUYS ANYTHING. THAT DUDE'S ALL BARK, NO BITE.
>>
THAT DUDE'S ALL BARK, NO BITE. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 175 THERE. NOW 200.
NOW
>> NOW 175 THERE. NOW 200. NOW 225. NOW 250.
NOW
NOW 225. NOW 250. NOW 275.
275
NOW 275. 275 GOING ONCE.
275
275 GOING ONCE. 275 GOING TWICE.
I
275 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT, $250.
RIGHT
I SOLD IT, $250. RIGHT THERE. $250.
>>
>> I
>> I KNEW
>> I KNEW YOU WERE OUT 125 AGO.
>>
>> I KNEW YOU WERE OUT 125 AGO. >> BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.
>>
>> I KNEW YOU WERE OUT 125 AGO. >> BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
THANK
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO
TODAY'S
GENTLEMEN. THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION.
UNTIL
THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN!
>>
TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN! >> I DON'T HAUL JUNK.
I
UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN! >> I DON'T HAUL JUNK. I DON'T HAUL TRASH.
NOT
>> I DON'T HAUL JUNK. I DON'T HAUL TRASH. NOT ONLY WERE THESE LOCKERS
COLD,
I DON'T HAUL TRASH. NOT ONLY WERE THESE LOCKERS COLD, BUT THE LADIES WAS EVEN
COLDER.
>>
COLD, BUT THE LADIES WAS EVEN COLDER. >> [laughs]
>>
COLDER. >> [laughs] >> I'M HEADING BACK TO PARKER
COUNTY
>> [laughs] >> I'M HEADING BACK TO PARKER COUNTY WHERE I
>>
>> I
>> I GOT
>> I GOT THIS HUGE BOAT MOTOR
FROM
>> I GOT THIS HUGE BOAT MOTOR FROM MY LOCKER.
SO
SO BLOM
SO BLOM AND I ARE AT MY POP'S
SHOP
SO BLOM AND I ARE AT MY POP'S SHOP TO SEE HOW MUCH MONEY I CAN
MAKE
SO BLOM AND I ARE AT MY POP'S SHOP TO SEE HOW MUCH MONEY I CAN MAKE OFF OF THE PARTS AND
LEFTOVER
SHOP TO SEE HOW MUCH MONEY I CAN MAKE OFF OF THE PARTS AND LEFTOVER SCRAP.
HE'S
MAKE OFF OF THE PARTS AND LEFTOVER SCRAP. HE'S GOING TO BE SO PROUD OF ME.
HEY,
LEFTOVER SCRAP. HE'S GOING TO BE SO PROUD OF ME. HEY, POPS.
>>
HE'S GOING TO BE SO PROUD OF ME. HEY, POPS. >> HEY, MARYS.
>>
HEY, POPS. >> HEY, MARYS. >> LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT YOU.
THIS
>> HEY, MARYS. >> LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT YOU. THIS IS, LIKE, THE BEST THING
YOU'VE
>> LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT YOU. THIS IS, LIKE, THE BEST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN AT THIS SHOP,
PROBABLY.
>>
YOU'VE EVER SEEN AT THIS SHOP, PROBABLY. >> I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE
AN
PROBABLY. >> I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE AN ALL-ALUMINUM MOTOR.
>>
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE AN ALL-ALUMINUM MOTOR. >> WELL, WHAT THE HECK ELSE IS
IT?
>>
>> WELL, WHAT THE HECK ELSE IS IT? >> IT'S CAST IRON.
IT'D
IT? >> IT'S CAST IRON. IT'D BE WORTH A LOT MORE IF IT
WAS
>> IT'S CAST IRON. IT'D BE WORTH A LOT MORE IF IT WAS ALL ALUMINUM.
>>
IT'D BE WORTH A LOT MORE IF IT WAS ALL ALUMINUM. >> HOW CAN YOU TELL WHAT'S
ALUMINUM
WAS ALL ALUMINUM. >> HOW CAN YOU TELL WHAT'S ALUMINUM VERSUS CAST IRON?
>>
>> HOW CAN YOU TELL WHAT'S ALUMINUM VERSUS CAST IRON? >> YOU CAN PUT A MAGNET ON IT.
CHECK
ALUMINUM VERSUS CAST IRON? >> YOU CAN PUT A MAGNET ON IT. CHECK IT OUT, MARY.
ALUMINUM...
[tapping]
WON'T
ALUMINUM... [tapping] WON'T STICK.
AND
[tapping] WON'T STICK. AND THE STEEL PART, IT'LL STICK.
>>
WON'T STICK. AND THE STEEL PART, IT'LL STICK. >> MAN.
WELL,
AND THE STEEL PART, IT'LL STICK. >> MAN. WELL, OKAY.
CAST
>> MAN. WELL, OKAY. CAST IRON IS HOW MUCH A POUND?
>>
WELL, OKAY. CAST IRON IS HOW MUCH A POUND? >> 10 CENTS.
>>
CAST IRON IS HOW MUCH A POUND? >> 10 CENTS. >> THAT'S IT?
>>
>> 10 CENTS. >> THAT'S IT? >> THAT'S IT.
>>
>> THAT'S IT? >> THAT'S IT. >> DANG IT.
SHOULD
>> THAT'S IT. >> DANG IT. SHOULD HAVE HAD MY MAGNET.
>>
>> DANG IT. SHOULD HAVE HAD MY MAGNET. >> YEAH, YOU KNOW BETTER, MARY.
[laughs]
>>
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW BETTER, MARY. [laughs] >> WHATEVER, BLOM.
>>
[laughs] >> WHATEVER, BLOM. >> I THINK IT'S A BOAT ANCHOR,
NOT
>> WHATEVER, BLOM. >> I THINK IT'S A BOAT ANCHOR, NOT A BOAT MOTOR, MARY.
>>
>> I THINK IT'S A BOAT ANCHOR, NOT A BOAT MOTOR, MARY. >> AH, THAT'S GREAT.
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, IT'S GOT SOME STUFF
THAT'S
>> WELL, IT'S GOT SOME STUFF THAT'S WORTH SOME MONEY ON IT,
MARY.
CONOR,
MARY. CONOR, WHAT'S THAT ALTERNATOR
WORTH?
>>
WORTH? >> 6 BUCKS...
>>
>> 6 BUCKS... >> UGH!
>>
>> UGH! >> [laughs] FOR THE ALTERNATOR.
>>
>> [laughs] FOR THE ALTERNATOR. >> THAT'S $1.
THAT'S
>> THAT'S $1. THAT'S $7.
>>
THAT'S $7. >> THE STARTER ON IT'S PROBABLY
5
>> THE STARTER ON IT'S PROBABLY 5 BUCKS.
>>
5 BUCKS. >> CARBURETOR?
>>
>> CARBURETOR? >> THAT'S $12.
>>
>> THAT'S $12. >> ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?
MY
>> ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? MY ONLY HOPE NOW IS IF THIS BOAT
MOTOR
MY ONLY HOPE NOW IS IF THIS BOAT MOTOR WEIGHS A BILLION
[beep]
>>
[beep] >> SEE WHAT IT WEIGHS, MARY?
IT'S
>> SEE WHAT IT WEIGHS, MARY? IT'S 945 TIMES 10 CENTS A POUND.
>>
IT'S 945 TIMES 10 CENTS A POUND. >> I'LL GIVE YOU $95.
>>
>> I'LL GIVE YOU $95. >> UHH!
UM...
>>
UM... >> [laughing]
>>
>> [laughing] >> I'M BUMMED.
I
>> I'M BUMMED. I THOUGHT THIS WAS AT LEAST
A
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AT LEAST A $1,500 BOAT MOTOR.
STUPID
STUPID CAST IRON.
>>
STUPID CAST IRON. >> SEE, MARY?
WE'RE
STUPID CAST IRON. >> SEE, MARY? WE'RE PUTTING THE MOTOR IN THE
FURNACE
>> SEE, MARY? WE'RE PUTTING THE MOTOR IN THE FURNACE RIGHT NOW.
[clanking]
>>
FURNACE RIGHT NOW. [clanking] >> IT'S MELTING.
>>
[clanking] >> IT'S MELTING. >> IT'S GONNA MELT DOWN INTO THE
FRONT,
>> IT'S MELTING. >> IT'S GONNA MELT DOWN INTO THE FRONT, WHERE THERE'S A HOLDING
VAT.
AND
FRONT, WHERE THERE'S A HOLDING VAT. AND THEN ONCE WE GET ENOUGH
ALUMINUM
VAT. AND THEN ONCE WE GET ENOUGH ALUMINUM IN THE HOLDING VAT,
WE'RE
AND THEN ONCE WE GET ENOUGH ALUMINUM IN THE HOLDING VAT, WE'RE GONNA TAP OUT, AND ALL
THIS
ALUMINUM IN THE HOLDING VAT, WE'RE GONNA TAP OUT, AND ALL THIS HOT, MOLTEN ALUMINUM'S
GONNA
WE'RE GONNA TAP OUT, AND ALL THIS HOT, MOLTEN ALUMINUM'S GONNA POUR INTO THE MOLD.
THAT'S
THIS HOT, MOLTEN ALUMINUM'S GONNA POUR INTO THE MOLD. THAT'S HOW WE GET THEM BIG
BLOCKS.
HEY,
THAT'S HOW WE GET THEM BIG BLOCKS. HEY, YOU KNOW, THIS IS WHAT PAID
FOR
BLOCKS. HEY, YOU KNOW, THIS IS WHAT PAID FOR YOU TWO TO GO TO COLLEGE.
>>
HEY, YOU KNOW, THIS IS WHAT PAID FOR YOU TWO TO GO TO COLLEGE. >> COLLEGE!
>>
FOR YOU TWO TO GO TO COLLEGE. >> COLLEGE! >> YEAH, DROP-OUT!
[both
>>
>> WE
>> WE BOUGHT A LOCKER FOR 250
BUCKS,
>> WE BOUGHT A LOCKER FOR 250 BUCKS, AND WE ALREADY KNOW WE
GOT
>> WE BOUGHT A LOCKER FOR 250 BUCKS, AND WE ALREADY KNOW WE GOT A SCORE WITH THAT FURNITURE.
BUT
BUCKS, AND WE ALREADY KNOW WE GOT A SCORE WITH THAT FURNITURE. BUT HOPEFULLY, THERE'LL BE
SOMETHING
GOT A SCORE WITH THAT FURNITURE. BUT HOPEFULLY, THERE'LL BE SOMETHING HIDING IN THERE
THAT'LL
BUT HOPEFULLY, THERE'LL BE SOMETHING HIDING IN THERE THAT'LL PUT US OVER THE EDGE.
>>
SOMETHING HIDING IN THERE THAT'LL PUT US OVER THE EDGE. >> [sighs]
>>
THAT'LL PUT US OVER THE EDGE. >> [sighs] >> I'VE NEVER SEEN A VACUUM WITH
SUCH
>> [sighs] >> I'VE NEVER SEEN A VACUUM WITH SUCH A MOTOR ON IT.
GEEZ.
LOOK
LOOK AT
LOOK AT THE SIGHT OF THAT MOTOR.
GOOD
LOOK AT THE SIGHT OF THAT MOTOR. GOOD LORD.
$50
GOOD LORD. $50 BILL RIGHT THERE.
THIS
$50 BILL RIGHT THERE. THIS IS AN UNUSUAL PIECE RIGHT
HERE.
>>
HERE. >> THAT'S A LITTLE DESK, RIGHT?
>>
>> THAT'S A LITTLE DESK, RIGHT? >> LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE WRITING
DESK
>> LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE WRITING DESK OR SOMETHING, YEAH.
>>
DESK OR SOMETHING, YEAH. >> IT'S GOT THE MEASLES A LITTLE
BIT.
>>
BIT. >> THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT. >> 25 BUCKS.
>>
>> 25 BUCKS. >> ALL RIGHT.
THESE
>> ALL RIGHT. THESE ARE SOME JACKETS OR
SOMETHING.
GOD
SOMETHING. GOD ALMIGHTY.
>>
GOD ALMIGHTY. >> SET IT DOWN.
>>
>> SET IT DOWN. >> PUT IT UP ON THIS DEAL.
>>
>> PUT IT UP ON THIS DEAL. >> THEY'RE GOOD JACKETS.
JUST,
>> THEY'RE GOOD JACKETS. JUST, YOU KNOW, IN TEXAS, WE
ONLY
JUST, YOU KNOW, IN TEXAS, WE ONLY HAVE 1 1/2 SEASONS, RIGHT?
>>
ONLY HAVE 1 1/2 SEASONS, RIGHT? >> SUMMER, SUMMER.
>>
>> SUMMER, SUMMER. >> A DAY OF FALL.
>>
>> A DAY OF FALL. >> [laughs] A DAY OF FALL.
>>
>> [laughs] A DAY OF FALL. >> AND THEN SUMMER AGAIN.
>>
>> AND THEN SUMMER AGAIN. >> YEAH. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
>> YEAH. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> 50 BUCKS WORTH OF JACKETS.
>>
>> 50 BUCKS WORTH OF JACKETS. >> ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE
>> ALL RIGHT. WE'RE MOVING ON UP.
>>
WE'RE MOVING ON UP. >> HEY, CHRISTMAS STUFF.
>>
>> HEY, CHRISTMAS STUFF. >> NOTHING.
YOUR
>> NOTHING. YOUR SANTA CLAUS SUIT.
>>
YOUR SANTA CLAUS SUIT. >> OOH, I DON'T THINK--
I
>> OOH, I DON'T THINK-- I THINK THAT'S MRS.
SANTA
I THINK THAT'S MRS. SANTA CLAUS.
>>
SANTA CLAUS. >> MM-HMM.
>>
>> MM-HMM. >> THOSE ARE SOME LITTLE BITTY
GLOVES.
>>
GLOVES. >> SHE HAD LITTLE BITTY HANDS.
THAT
>> SHE HAD LITTLE BITTY HANDS. THAT IS WHAT YOU LIKE IN
A
THAT IS WHAT YOU LIKE IN A GIRLFRIEND, LITTLE HANDS.
25
>>
>> OH,
>> OH, SH...
RICKY,
RICKY, WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS?
>>
RICKY, WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS? >> YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU WHAT
THAT
RICKY, WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS? >> YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU WHAT THAT IS?
I
>> YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU WHAT THAT IS? I CAN TELL YOU WHAT THAT IS.
>>
THAT IS? I CAN TELL YOU WHAT THAT IS. >> IT'S A SNOW MAKER.
>>
I CAN TELL YOU WHAT THAT IS. >> IT'S A SNOW MAKER. >> LOOK.
THAT
>> IT'S A SNOW MAKER. >> LOOK. THAT GOES TO YOUR SNOW MACHINE.
>>
>> LOOK. THAT GOES TO YOUR SNOW MACHINE. >> SNOW FLUID. WHAT IS THIS?
>>
THAT GOES TO YOUR SNOW MACHINE. >> SNOW FLUID. WHAT IS THIS? >> THAT'S WHERE YOUR FLAKES COME
OUT.
>>
>> THAT'S WHERE YOUR FLAKES COME OUT. >> LOOK AT THIS.
>>
OUT. >> LOOK AT THIS. >> [trilling]
>>
>> LOOK AT THIS. >> [trilling] >> [snickering]
LIKE
>> [trilling] >> [snickering] LIKE THE SAHARA DESERT ELEPHANT.
WHY
>> [snickering] LIKE THE SAHARA DESERT ELEPHANT. WHY IS THIS PACKED WITH
THE
LIKE THE SAHARA DESERT ELEPHANT. WHY IS THIS PACKED WITH THE BEDROOM FURNITURE AND
THE
WHY IS THIS PACKED WITH THE BEDROOM FURNITURE AND THE MRS. CLAUS OUTFIT?
YOU
THE BEDROOM FURNITURE AND THE MRS. CLAUS OUTFIT? YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK'S
HAPPENING
THE MRS. CLAUS OUTFIT? YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK'S HAPPENING HERE?
IT'S
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK'S HAPPENING HERE? IT'S A WINTER WONDERLAND IN THE
BEDROOM,
HAPPENING HERE? IT'S A WINTER WONDERLAND IN THE BEDROOM, BROTHER.
>>
IT'S A WINTER WONDERLAND IN THE BEDROOM, BROTHER. >> IT'S JUST GOOD, CLEAN
CHRISTMAS
BEDROOM, BROTHER. >> IT'S JUST GOOD, CLEAN CHRISTMAS STUFF.
>>
>> IT'S JUST GOOD, CLEAN CHRISTMAS STUFF. >> WELL, HELL, THAT'S WHAT I
WOULD
CHRISTMAS STUFF. >> WELL, HELL, THAT'S WHAT I WOULD WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.
>>
>> WELL, HELL, THAT'S WHAT I WOULD WANT FOR CHRISTMAS. >> PERVERT.
>>
WOULD WANT FOR CHRISTMAS. >> PERVERT. >> WHATEVER WE'RE DOING, LET'S
GET
>> PERVERT. >> WHATEVER WE'RE DOING, LET'S GET IT CHECKED OUT.
>>
>> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> FAUX MARBLE TOPPED DRESSER.
>>
>> FAUX MARBLE TOPPED DRESSER. >> NOTHING IN ANY DRAWERS.
>>
>> NOTHING IN ANY DRAWERS. >> THERE'S THE MIRROR.
LOOK
>> THERE'S THE MIRROR. LOOK AT THAT.
ISN'T
LOOK AT THAT. ISN'T THAT NICE?
THERE'S
ISN'T THAT NICE? THERE'S A NIGHTSTAND.
PUT
THERE'S A NIGHTSTAND. PUT IT RIGHT THERE.
AND
PUT IT RIGHT THERE. AND THERE'S THE CHEST.
BINGO.
>>
BINGO. >> DRESSER, MIRROR, AND
NIGHTSTAND,
>> DRESSER, MIRROR, AND NIGHTSTAND, CHEST, HEADBOARD.
$350
NIGHTSTAND, CHEST, HEADBOARD. $350 ALL DAY LONG.
WE
$350 ALL DAY LONG. WE DOUBLED OUR MONEY, BUT I
REALLY
WE DOUBLED OUR MONEY, BUT I REALLY HOPE THAT SNOW MACHINE
MAKES
REALLY HOPE THAT SNOW MACHINE MAKES MY CHRISTMAS WISHES COME
TRUE.
ONCE
ONCE WE
ONCE WE FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT'S
GONNA
ONCE WE FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT'S GONNA BE WORTH.
>>
ONCE WE FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT'S GONNA BE WORTH. >> LET ME GET THIS AND THIS SO
IT'S
GONNA BE WORTH. >> LET ME GET THIS AND THIS SO IT'S NOT SO HEAVY.
>>
>> LET ME GET THIS AND THIS SO IT'S NOT SO HEAVY. >> YOU'LL GET THAT, AND THAT'S
GONNA
IT'S NOT SO HEAVY. >> YOU'LL GET THAT, AND THAT'S GONNA MAKE IT EASIER ON ME?
>>
>> YOU'LL GET THAT, AND THAT'S GONNA MAKE IT EASIER ON ME? >> WELL, YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY--
>>
GONNA MAKE IT EASIER ON ME? >> WELL, YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY-- >> THANKS.
>>
>> WELL, YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY-- >> THANKS. >> OKAY.
>>
>> THANKS. >> OKAY. >> ALL
>>
>> I
>> I FOUND THIS COOL NAUTICAL
STUFF
>> I FOUND THIS COOL NAUTICAL STUFF IN MY LOCKER, SO I'M AT
THE
>> I FOUND THIS COOL NAUTICAL STUFF IN MY LOCKER, SO I'M AT THE TEXAS SEAPORT MUSEUM TO SEE
IF
STUFF IN MY LOCKER, SO I'M AT THE TEXAS SEAPORT MUSEUM TO SEE IF I'M GONNA SINK OR SWIM.
AHOY.
PERMISSION
IF I'M GONNA SINK OR SWIM. AHOY. PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD?
>>
AHOY. PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD? >> AYE.
STATE
PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD? >> AYE. STATE YOUR BUSINESS.
>>
>> AYE. STATE YOUR BUSINESS. >> I BROUGHT YOU A TREASURE.
>>
STATE YOUR BUSINESS. >> I BROUGHT YOU A TREASURE. >> OKAY. PLEASE.
>>
>> I BROUGHT YOU A TREASURE. >> OKAY. PLEASE. >> OKAY.
HI.
>> OKAY. PLEASE. >> OKAY. HI. I'M JENNY.
>>
>> OKAY. HI. I'M JENNY. >> WELCOME ABOARD THE 1877 IRON
BARQUE ELISSA.
>>
>> WELCOME ABOARD THE 1877 IRON BARQUE ELISSA. >> THANKS FOR LETTING ME COME
ABOARD.
>>
>> THANKS FOR LETTING ME COME ABOARD. >> SURE. WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
>>
ABOARD. >> SURE. WHAT HAVE WE HERE? >> I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
I
>> SURE. WHAT HAVE WE HERE? >> I DON'T REALLY KNOW. I WAS HOPING YOU COULD TELL ME.
>>
>> I DON'T REALLY KNOW. I WAS HOPING YOU COULD TELL ME. >> OBVIOUSLY A SEXTANT.
>>
I WAS HOPING YOU COULD TELL ME. >> OBVIOUSLY A SEXTANT. >> OBVIOUSLY.
>>
>> OBVIOUSLY A SEXTANT. >> OBVIOUSLY. >> YEAH, AN INSTRUMENT THAT
EVOLVED
>> OBVIOUSLY. >> YEAH, AN INSTRUMENT THAT EVOLVED OVER CENTURIES INTO AN
OPTICAL
>> YEAH, AN INSTRUMENT THAT EVOLVED OVER CENTURIES INTO AN OPTICAL INSTRUMENT WITH MIRRORS
AND
EVOLVED OVER CENTURIES INTO AN OPTICAL INSTRUMENT WITH MIRRORS AND MULTIPLE REFLECTIONS SO YOU
COULD
OPTICAL INSTRUMENT WITH MIRRORS AND MULTIPLE REFLECTIONS SO YOU COULD SEE AN IMAGE OF THE SUN
ABOVE
AND MULTIPLE REFLECTIONS SO YOU COULD SEE AN IMAGE OF THE SUN ABOVE THE HORIZON WITHOUT HAVING
TO
COULD SEE AN IMAGE OF THE SUN ABOVE THE HORIZON WITHOUT HAVING TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE SUN AND
GO
ABOVE THE HORIZON WITHOUT HAVING TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE SUN AND GO BLIND.
>>
TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE SUN AND GO BLIND. >> OKAY. I'M SORRY.
SO
GO BLIND. >> OKAY. I'M SORRY. SO WHAT DOES IT DO?
>>
>> OKAY. I'M SORRY. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? >> IT'S A WAY OF FIGURING OUT
WHERE
SO WHAT DOES IT DO? >> IT'S A WAY OF FIGURING OUT WHERE IN THE WORLD YOU ARE.
>>
>> IT'S A WAY OF FIGURING OUT WHERE IN THE WORLD YOU ARE. >> SO IT'S A COMPASS?
>>
WHERE IN THE WORLD YOU ARE. >> SO IT'S A COMPASS? >> NO.
A
>> SO IT'S A COMPASS? >> NO. A COMPASS POINTS YOU DIRECTIONS
SO
>> NO. A COMPASS POINTS YOU DIRECTIONS SO YOU KNOW WHAT DIRECTION
YOU'RE
A COMPASS POINTS YOU DIRECTIONS SO YOU KNOW WHAT DIRECTION YOU'RE GOING, BUT THAT DOESN'T
HELP
SO YOU KNOW WHAT DIRECTION YOU'RE GOING, BUT THAT DOESN'T HELP UNLESS YOU KNOW WHEREIN YOU
ARE
YOU'RE GOING, BUT THAT DOESN'T HELP UNLESS YOU KNOW WHEREIN YOU ARE TO BEGIN WITH, IF YOU WANT
TO
HELP UNLESS YOU KNOW WHEREIN YOU ARE TO BEGIN WITH, IF YOU WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
[laughs]
>>
TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. [laughs] >> SO, BASICALLY, IT'S LIKE WHEN
YOU
[laughs] >> SO, BASICALLY, IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON ON YOUR
PHONE,
>> SO, BASICALLY, IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON ON YOUR PHONE, AND IT TELLS YOU ON THE
MAP
YOU PRESS THE BUTTON ON YOUR PHONE, AND IT TELLS YOU ON THE MAP WHERE YOU ARE.
>>
PHONE, AND IT TELLS YOU ON THE MAP WHERE YOU ARE. >> WHERE YOU ARE.
IT'S
MAP WHERE YOU ARE. >> WHERE YOU ARE. IT'S A WAY OF FIGURING LATITUDE
AND
>> WHERE YOU ARE. IT'S A WAY OF FIGURING LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE.
>>
IT'S A WAY OF FIGURING LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE. >> SO WHAT ABOUT THIS BOX HERE?
>>
AND LONGITUDE. >> SO WHAT ABOUT THIS BOX HERE? >> WELL, THAT WILL BE PARTS OF
SOME
>> SO WHAT ABOUT THIS BOX HERE? >> WELL, THAT WILL BE PARTS OF SOME SORT, PROBABLY--OH.
THIS
>> WELL, THAT WILL BE PARTS OF SOME SORT, PROBABLY--OH. THIS IS SOMETHING ENTIRELY
DIFFERENT.
THIS
THIS IS SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT. THIS IS A BOATSWAIN'S WHISTLE.
>>
DIFFERENT. THIS IS A BOATSWAIN'S WHISTLE. >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>>
THIS IS A BOATSWAIN'S WHISTLE. >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> IN THE NAVY, THEY DIDN'T HAVE
BUGLERS.
THEY
>> IN THE NAVY, THEY DIDN'T HAVE BUGLERS. THEY HAD THESE WHISTLES THAT THE
BOATSWAINS
BUGLERS. THEY HAD THESE WHISTLES THAT THE BOATSWAINS ALL CARRIED.
AND
THEY HAD THESE WHISTLES THAT THE BOATSWAINS ALL CARRIED. AND IF ANY OF THEM HEARD A
VERBAL
BOATSWAINS ALL CARRIED. AND IF ANY OF THEM HEARD A VERBAL COMMAND FROM AN OFFICER,
THEY
AND IF ANY OF THEM HEARD A VERBAL COMMAND FROM AN OFFICER, THEY WOULD PIPE A CORRESPONDING
PIPE,
VERBAL COMMAND FROM AN OFFICER, THEY WOULD PIPE A CORRESPONDING PIPE, AND THAT WOULD BE PASSED
FROM
THEY WOULD PIPE A CORRESPONDING PIPE, AND THAT WOULD BE PASSED FROM BOATSWAIN'S MATE TO
BOATSWAIN'S
PIPE, AND THAT WOULD BE PASSED FROM BOATSWAIN'S MATE TO BOATSWAIN'S MATE SO THAT WITHIN
A
FROM BOATSWAIN'S MATE TO BOATSWAIN'S MATE SO THAT WITHIN A FEW SECONDS, EVERYBODY ON THE
SHIP
BOATSWAIN'S MATE SO THAT WITHIN A FEW SECONDS, EVERYBODY ON THE SHIP WOULD KNOW EXACTLY WHAT
THAT
A FEW SECONDS, EVERYBODY ON THE SHIP WOULD KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT COMMAND WAS.
>>
SHIP WOULD KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT COMMAND WAS. >> LET ME HEAR YOU DO IT.
>>
THAT COMMAND WAS. >> LET ME HEAR YOU DO IT. >> LET ME SEE IF I CAN DO
ALL-HANDS,
>> LET ME HEAR YOU DO IT. >> LET ME SEE IF I CAN DO ALL-HANDS, THE I MOST ONLY USE.
[blows
>> LET ME SEE IF I CAN DO ALL-HANDS, THE I MOST ONLY USE. [blows whistle loudly]
>>
ALL-HANDS, THE I MOST ONLY USE. [blows whistle loudly] >> BEAUTIFUL.
DO
[blows whistle loudly] >> BEAUTIFUL. DO YOU USE YOURS ON THIS SHIP?
>>
>> BEAUTIFUL. DO YOU USE YOURS ON THIS SHIP? >> I USE IT WHEN WE HAVE A LOT
OF
DO YOU USE YOURS ON THIS SHIP? >> I USE IT WHEN WE HAVE A LOT OF KIDS ON BOARD FOR A TOUR.
>>
>> I USE IT WHEN WE HAVE A LOT OF KIDS ON BOARD FOR A TOUR. >> WHAT I REALLY NEED TO KNOW IS
HOW
OF KIDS ON BOARD FOR A TOUR. >> WHAT I REALLY NEED TO KNOW IS HOW VALUABLE THESE ARE.
>>
>> MM.
>> MM. MM-HM.
WELL,
>> MM. MM-HM. WELL, LOOKING AT THIS THING, IT
SEEMS
WELL, LOOKING AT THIS THING, IT SEEMS TO BE ALL HERE.
600?
>>
600? >> THAT'S GREAT.
>>
>> THAT'S GREAT. >> AND THIS LITTLE FELLOW, I
WOULD
>> AND THIS LITTLE FELLOW, I WOULD GO MORE WITH...
$800.
>>
$800. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> [blowing whistle]
>>
>> [blowing whistle] >> [laughs]
THIS
>> [laughs] THIS IS AWESOME.
THE
THE BOYS
THE BOYS MAY NOT SEE ME AS
A
THE BOYS MAY NOT SEE ME AS A PLAYER, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I
JUST
THE BOYS MAY NOT SEE ME AS A PLAYER, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I JUST PROVED THAT THIS LADY IS
A
A PLAYER, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I JUST PROVED THAT THIS LADY IS A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH.
>>
JUST PROVED THAT THIS LADY IS A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH. >> YOU CAN COME JOIN THE CREW.
>>
A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH. >> YOU CAN COME JOIN THE CREW. >> DO YOU DO ANY PIRATE-TYPE
STUFF?
>>
>> DO YOU DO ANY PIRATE-TYPE STUFF? >> WE DON'T PUSH IT QUITE THAT
FAR.
>>
>> WE DON'T PUSH IT QUITE THAT FAR. >> DO YOU HAVE A PIRATE VOICE?
>>
FAR. >> DO YOU HAVE A PIRATE VOICE? >> ARRR.
>>
>> DO YOU HAVE A PIRATE VOICE? >> ARRR. >> [laughs] I LIKE THAT.
>>
>> WE'RE
>> WE'RE AT NORCOSTCO, A RENTAL
PLACE
>> WE'RE AT NORCOSTCO, A RENTAL PLACE FOR ALL KINDS OF THEATER
STUFF,
>> WE'RE AT NORCOSTCO, A RENTAL PLACE FOR ALL KINDS OF THEATER STUFF, TO SEE IF OUR SNOW
MACHINE
PLACE FOR ALL KINDS OF THEATER STUFF, TO SEE IF OUR SNOW MACHINE IS GONNA HAVE US ROLLING
IN
STUFF, TO SEE IF OUR SNOW MACHINE IS GONNA HAVE US ROLLING IN THE DOUGH AND SNOW.
>>
MACHINE IS GONNA HAVE US ROLLING IN THE DOUGH AND SNOW. >> ARE YOU BEAR?
>>
IN THE DOUGH AND SNOW. >> ARE YOU BEAR? >> YES, SIR.
>>
>> ARE YOU BEAR? >> YES, SIR. >> BUBBA.
WE
>> YES, SIR. >> BUBBA. WE CALLED YOU ABOUT THE MACHINE
WE
>> BUBBA. WE CALLED YOU ABOUT THE MACHINE WE GOT HERE.
>>
WE CALLED YOU ABOUT THE MACHINE WE GOT HERE. >> OH, I SEE YOU GOT THE LITTLE
BLIZZARD.
AND
>> OH, I SEE YOU GOT THE LITTLE BLIZZARD. AND WHEN IT CAME OUT 14 YEARS
AGO,
BLIZZARD. AND WHEN IT CAME OUT 14 YEARS AGO, IT WAS A PRETTY AMAZING
THING
AND WHEN IT CAME OUT 14 YEARS AGO, IT WAS A PRETTY AMAZING THING BECAUSE BEFORE WE HAD SNOW
MACHINES,
AGO, IT WAS A PRETTY AMAZING THING BECAUSE BEFORE WE HAD SNOW MACHINES, WE WERE USING SHAKE
BAGS
THING BECAUSE BEFORE WE HAD SNOW MACHINES, WE WERE USING SHAKE BAGS UP OVER THE STAGE.
>>
MACHINES, WE WERE USING SHAKE BAGS UP OVER THE STAGE. >> THAT'S WHERE THIS WOULD BE?
LIKE
BAGS UP OVER THE STAGE. >> THAT'S WHERE THIS WOULD BE? LIKE ON A STAGE, LIKE A PLAY
OR--
>>
LIKE ON A STAGE, LIKE A PLAY OR-- >> RIGHT.
>>
OR-- >> RIGHT. >> BECAUSE HE WAS THINKING THIS
WAS,
>> RIGHT. >> BECAUSE HE WAS THINKING THIS WAS, LIKE, A BEDROOM KIND OF TOY
OR
>> BECAUSE HE WAS THINKING THIS WAS, LIKE, A BEDROOM KIND OF TOY OR SOMETHING.
>>
WAS, LIKE, A BEDROOM KIND OF TOY OR SOMETHING. >> NO.
YOU'D
OR SOMETHING. >> NO. YOU'D HAVE A HARD TIME
SLEEPING
>> NO. YOU'D HAVE A HARD TIME SLEEPING WITH THIS THING
RUNNING.
>>
SLEEPING WITH THIS THING RUNNING. >> WELL, I DON'T THINK HE WAS
TALKING
RUNNING. >> WELL, I DON'T THINK HE WAS TALKING ABOUT SLEEPING.
>>
>> WELL, I DON'T THINK HE WAS TALKING ABOUT SLEEPING. >> [chuckles] TO SET A MOOD?
YEAH,
TALKING ABOUT SLEEPING. >> [chuckles] TO SET A MOOD? YEAH, IT WOULD SET A MOOD ALL
RIGHT.
I
YEAH, IT WOULD SET A MOOD ALL RIGHT. I THINK YOU WOULD DO BETTER WITH
FOG
RIGHT. I THINK YOU WOULD DO BETTER WITH FOG OR HAZE RATHER THAN DOING
SNOW.
>>
FOG OR HAZE RATHER THAN DOING SNOW. >> NOW YOU'RE TALKING DIRTY.
>>
SNOW. >> NOW YOU'RE TALKING DIRTY. >> WHY DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS
HAVE
>> NOW YOU'RE TALKING DIRTY. >> WHY DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ABOUT SEX WITH BUBBA?
>>
>> WHY DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ABOUT SEX WITH BUBBA? >> WHAT DOES THIS MAKE?
JUST
HAVE TO BE ABOUT SEX WITH BUBBA? >> WHAT DOES THIS MAKE? JUST SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE
SNOW?
>>
JUST SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE SNOW? >> RIGHT.
IT'S
SNOW? >> RIGHT. IT'S SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE
SNOW.
ACTUALLY
IT'S SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE SNOW. ACTUALLY WHAT IT IS IS IT'S
LITTLE,
SNOW. ACTUALLY WHAT IT IS IS IT'S LITTLE, TINY BUBBLES.
AND
ACTUALLY WHAT IT IS IS IT'S LITTLE, TINY BUBBLES. AND YOU HAVE A TURBINE THAT
BLOWS
LITTLE, TINY BUBBLES. AND YOU HAVE A TURBINE THAT BLOWS THE BUBBLES THROUGH THIS
SOCK
AND YOU HAVE A TURBINE THAT BLOWS THE BUBBLES THROUGH THIS SOCK INTO ALL OF THE SNOW
BUBBLES.
>>
SOCK INTO ALL OF THE SNOW BUBBLES. >> BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE A SNOWBALL
OUT
BUBBLES. >> BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE A SNOWBALL OUT OF IT.
>>
>> BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE A SNOWBALL OUT OF IT. >> NO.
IT
OUT OF IT. >> NO. IT DOESN'T HAVE THAT KIND OF
ACCUMULATION.
BY
IT DOESN'T HAVE THAT KIND OF ACCUMULATION. BY THE TIME IT'S HITTING THE
FLOOR,
ACCUMULATION. BY THE TIME IT'S HITTING THE FLOOR, IT'S ALREADY STARTING TO
TURN
BY THE TIME IT'S HITTING THE FLOOR, IT'S ALREADY STARTING TO TURN TO POWDER.
THAT'S
FLOOR, IT'S ALREADY STARTING TO TURN TO POWDER. THAT'S VERY IMPORTANT IF THIS IS
BEING
TURN TO POWDER. THAT'S VERY IMPORTANT IF THIS IS BEING USED, LIKE, IN A DANCE
SHOW.
>>
BEING USED, LIKE, IN A DANCE SHOW. >> BALLET.
>>
SHOW. >> BALLET. >> BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE
DANCING
>> BALLET. >> BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE DANCING ON VULCANIZED RUBBER.
AND
>> BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE DANCING ON VULCANIZED RUBBER. AND YOU PUT ANY KIND OF A SOAP
ON
DANCING ON VULCANIZED RUBBER. AND YOU PUT ANY KIND OF A SOAP ON TOP OF THAT AND, FLOOP!
PUNG!
AND YOU PUT ANY KIND OF A SOAP ON TOP OF THAT AND, FLOOP! PUNG! YOU'RE--
>>
ON TOP OF THAT AND, FLOOP! PUNG! YOU'RE-- >> I'M OUT THERE DOING THE
NUTCRACKER.
>>
>> I'M OUT THERE DOING THE NUTCRACKER. >> I THINK PEOPLE WOULD PAY
A
NUTCRACKER. >> I THINK PEOPLE WOULD PAY A LOT OF MONEY TO SEE THAT.
WELL,
>> I THINK PEOPLE WOULD PAY A LOT OF MONEY TO SEE THAT. WELL, DO WE WANT TO SEE IF THIS
WORKS?
>>
WELL, DO WE WANT TO SEE IF THIS WORKS? >> I WANT TO SEE SOME BIG
FLAKES.
OH,
>> I WANT TO SEE SOME BIG FLAKES. OH, YEAH.
>>
FLAKES. OH, YEAH. >> OH, IT DEFINITELY SHOOTS.
>>
OH, YEAH. >> OH, IT DEFINITELY SHOOTS. >> THAT'S AWESOME.
I'M
>> OH, IT DEFINITELY SHOOTS. >> THAT'S AWESOME. I'M GONNA GET MY DREAM SCREEN
OUT
>> THAT'S AWESOME. I'M GONNA GET MY DREAM SCREEN OUT AND DO SOME SKIING.
>>
I'M GONNA GET MY DREAM SCREEN OUT AND DO SOME SKIING. >> WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DO
THIS.
>>
>> WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DO THIS. >> OH, YEAH.
>>
THIS. >> OH, YEAH. >> OH, MAN.
>>
>> OH, YEAH. >> OH, MAN. >> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT.
>>
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> THAT'S A WINTER WONDERLAND.
>>
ABOUT. >> THAT'S A WINTER WONDERLAND. >> ABSO-LOT-LY.
>>
>> THAT'S A WINTER WONDERLAND. >> ABSO-LOT-LY. >> OH, MAN.
THAT
>> ABSO-LOT-LY. >> OH, MAN. THAT OPENS UP THE POSSIBILITIES
OF
>> OH, MAN. THAT OPENS UP THE POSSIBILITIES OF MY MOVIES.
SO,
THAT OPENS UP THE POSSIBILITIES OF MY MOVIES. SO, BEAR, IT WORKS ALL THE WAY.
WHAT
OF MY MOVIES. SO, BEAR, IT WORKS ALL THE WAY. WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S WORTH?
>>
>> THE
>> THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
HERE
>> THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS HERE IS IT IS A USED MACHINE.
I
HERE IS IT IS A USED MACHINE. I WOULDN'T SELL IT FOR LESS THAN
700.
>>
700. >> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD FOR
A
>> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD FOR A MACHINE THAT MAKES SNOW.
LOOKS
A MACHINE THAT MAKES SNOW. LOOKS LIKE CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY.
>>
>> THAT'S
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>>
>> THAT'S RIGHT. >> LET IT SNOW.
[Jingle
>> THAT'S RIGHT. >> LET IT SNOW. [Jingle Bells playing]
♪
>> LET IT SNOW. [Jingle Bells playing] ♪ ♪
IT
[Jingle Bells playing] ♪ ♪ IT SMELLS HORRIBLE.
UGH.
♪ ♪ IT SMELLS HORRIBLE. UGH. RIGHT?
IT'S
IT SMELLS HORRIBLE. UGH. RIGHT? IT'S LIKE ALCOHOL AND ASS.
[laughter]
>>
IT'S LIKE ALCOHOL AND ASS. [laughter] >> narrator: THE PANTEGO
PRINCESS
[laughter] >> narrator: THE PANTEGO PRINCESS WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO
CRUISED
>> narrator: THE PANTEGO PRINCESS WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO CRUISED TO A $1,300 PROFIT WITH
HER
PRINCESS WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO CRUISED TO A $1,300 PROFIT WITH HER NAVAL SEXTANT AND WHISTLE.
RICKY
CRUISED TO A $1,300 PROFIT WITH HER NAVAL SEXTANT AND WHISTLE. RICKY AND BUBBA SHOVELED UP
A
HER NAVAL SEXTANT AND WHISTLE. RICKY AND BUBBA SHOVELED UP A $950 PROFIT WITH THEIR SNOW
MACHINE.
COWBOY
A $950 PROFIT WITH THEIR SNOW MACHINE. COWBOY MATT GOT NO ACTION AND
NO
MACHINE. COWBOY MATT GOT NO ACTION AND NO AUCTION SATISFACTION.
WHILE
WHILE MARY PADIAN SPUTTERED OUT
AND
WHILE MARY PADIAN SPUTTERED OUT AND LOST ALMOST 400 BUCKS
WITH
AND LOST ALMOST 400 BUCKS WITH HER BOAT MOTOR.
>>
WITH HER BOAT MOTOR. >> I'M JUST TRYING TO PICTURE
USING
>> I'M JUST TRYING TO PICTURE USING THIS IN THE BEDROOM
SOMEHOW,
USING THIS IN THE BEDROOM SOMEHOW, AND IT--
>>
SOMEHOW, AND IT-- >> IT WOULD BE SLIPPERY IF YOU
DIDN'T
>> IT WOULD BE SLIPPERY IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE EXTRA DRY STUFF.
>>
DIDN'T HAVE THE EXTRA DRY STUFF. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'D
>> THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'D BETTER HAVE THE EXTRA-DRY.
>>
YOU'D BETTER HAVE THE EXTRA-DRY. >> PAY A LITTLE MORE, YOU GET A
LITTLE
>> PAY A LITTLE MORE, YOU GET A LITTLE BETTER, RIGHT?
>>
LITTLE BETTER, RIGHT? >> ALTHOUGH WITH THE WETTER
SOLUTION,
>> ALTHOUGH WITH THE WETTER SOLUTION, YOU DO GET MORE
LUBRICATION.
>>
LUBRICATION. >> YEAH, SLIPPAGE IS GOOD.
>>
>> YEAH, SLIPPAGE IS GOOD. >> YES, ABSOLUTELY.
>>
>> YES, ABSOLUTELY. >> YOU NEED TRACTION, THOUGH.
RIGHT?
I
RIGHT? I NEED TRACTION.
>>
I NEED TRACTION. >> I DON'T