>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS,
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> LOOK AT MARY, GOD ALMIGHTY.
>>
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> LOOK AT MARY, GOD ALMIGHTY. >> TODAY, I'M GOING TO FLIRT MY
WAY
>> LOOK AT MARY, GOD ALMIGHTY. >> TODAY, I'M GOING TO FLIRT MY WAY THROUGH THIS AUCTION.
YOU
>> TODAY, I'M GOING TO FLIRT MY WAY THROUGH THIS AUCTION. YOU HAVE SOME BIG MUSCLES.
OOPS.
>>
YOU HAVE SOME BIG MUSCLES. OOPS. >> I GOTTA ROCK SOME SERIOUS
PROFIT
OOPS. >> I GOTTA ROCK SOME SERIOUS PROFIT OUT OF HERE.
VELVET
>> I GOTTA ROCK SOME SERIOUS PROFIT OUT OF HERE. VELVET BAG.
OOH.
>>
VELVET BAG. OOH. >> OH, MY GOSH.
HE
OOH. >> OH, MY GOSH. HE IS A LIVING LEGEND.
>>
>> OH, MY GOSH. HE IS A LIVING LEGEND. >> COWBOY, WHY DO YOU EVEN DO
THIS?
YOU'RE
>> COWBOY, WHY DO YOU EVEN DO THIS? YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT IT.
>>
THIS? YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. >> I AM TIRED OF TWEEDLEDEE AND
TWEEDLEDUM
YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. >> I AM TIRED OF TWEEDLEDEE AND TWEEDLEDUM BEATING ME.
COME
>> I AM TIRED OF TWEEDLEDEE AND TWEEDLEDUM BEATING ME. COME ON, BIG BOY!
>>
TWEEDLEDUM BEATING ME. COME ON, BIG BOY! >> YEAH.
YOU
COME ON, BIG BOY! >> YEAH. YOU DONE YET?
THIS
>> YEAH. YOU DONE YET? THIS DOG IS ABOUT TO BITE A
COWBOY'S
YOU DONE YET? THIS DOG IS ABOUT TO BITE A COWBOY'S ASS.
[country
THIS DOG IS ABOUT TO BITE A COWBOY'S ASS. [country rock music]
>>
>> NEVER
>> NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA
GET.
THAT'S
GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB.
CHA-CHING!
>>
CHA-CHING! >> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG. >> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER I
PAINT
>> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER I PAINT IT.
>>
>> I
>> I SEE
>> I SEE TREASURES, DOLLAR
SIGNS.
[bell
>> I SEE TREASURES, DOLLAR SIGNS. [bell dings]
♪
SIGNS. [bell dings] ♪ ♪
>>
[bell dings] ♪ ♪ >> all: OH!
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH! >> THIS IS OUR TURF.
>>
>> all: OH! >> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS.
>>
>> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING.
>>
>> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER!
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> WOMEN POWER! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> READY TO GO?
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> YEAH! >> [auctioneering]
>>
>> YEAH! >> [auctioneering] >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> OKAY.
♪
>> OKAY. ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
>>
>> YES.
♪
>> YES. ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> YES. ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> [auctioneering]
♪
♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> AND IT'S SOLD!
[train
>> AND IT'S SOLD! [train whistle blows]
>>
[train whistle blows] >> CAN YOU HEAR THAT LONESOME
WHISTLE
>> CAN YOU HEAR THAT LONESOME WHISTLE BLOW?
WE'RE
WHISTLE BLOW? WE'RE IN PONDER, TEXAS,
A
WE'RE IN PONDER, TEXAS, A LITTLE TOWN RIGHT ALONG THE
TRACKS.
TODAY
TODAY OUR
TODAY OUR BUYERS ARE LOOKING
TO
TODAY OUR BUYERS ARE LOOKING TO HOP A RAIL AND HITCH A RIDE
TO
TODAY OUR BUYERS ARE LOOKING TO HOP A RAIL AND HITCH A RIDE TO BIG PROFITS.
ALL
TO HOP A RAIL AND HITCH A RIDE TO BIG PROFITS. ALL ABOARD!
>>
TO BIG PROFITS. ALL ABOARD! >> YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE ALL THE
WAY
ALL ABOARD! >> YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE ALL THE WAY OUT TO PONDER TODAY, DON'T
YOU?
>>
WAY OUT TO PONDER TODAY, DON'T YOU? >> WE ROBBED THEM LAST TIME.
>>
>> PONDER, TEXAS, HAS BEEN REAL
GOOD
>> PONDER, TEXAS, HAS BEEN REAL GOOD TO US IN THE PAST.
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU KNOW THEY GOT A BIG
SAUSAGE
>> YOU KNOW THEY GOT A BIG SAUSAGE COMPANY HERE TOO.
>>
>> YOU KNOW THEY GOT A BIG SAUSAGE COMPANY HERE TOO. >> OKAY.
>>
SAUSAGE COMPANY HERE TOO. >> OKAY. >> I LIKE SAUSAGE.
IT'S
>> OKAY. >> I LIKE SAUSAGE. IT'S GOOD FOR THE ARTERIES,
GIVES
>> I LIKE SAUSAGE. IT'S GOOD FOR THE ARTERIES, GIVES YOU SLIPPAGE.
>>
IT'S GOOD FOR THE ARTERIES, GIVES YOU SLIPPAGE. >> MM, MM.
>>
GIVES YOU SLIPPAGE. >> MM, MM. >> OUT HERE IN THESE SMALL TOWNS
IN
>> MM, MM. >> OUT HERE IN THESE SMALL TOWNS IN TEXAS, YOU CAN FIND SOME
DEFINITE
>> OUT HERE IN THESE SMALL TOWNS IN TEXAS, YOU CAN FIND SOME DEFINITE ANTIQUE TREASURES.
I
IN TEXAS, YOU CAN FIND SOME DEFINITE ANTIQUE TREASURES. I GOT TO BUMP IT UP A NOTCH.
IT'S
IT'S GOING TO BE JENNY IN YOUR
FACE,
IT'S GOING TO BE JENNY IN YOUR FACE, SO EVERYBODY BETTER GET
OUT
FACE, SO EVERYBODY BETTER GET OUT OF MY WAY.
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, LOOKY HERE.
>>
>> WELL, LOOKY HERE. >> YOU'D THINK HE WOULD JUST
TAKE
>> WELL, LOOKY HERE. >> YOU'D THINK HE WOULD JUST TAKE A HINT, A BEATING HINT
THAT
>> YOU'D THINK HE WOULD JUST TAKE A HINT, A BEATING HINT THAT HE AIN'T BUYING NOTHING.
I
TAKE A HINT, A BEATING HINT THAT HE AIN'T BUYING NOTHING. I MEAN, WE'RE HERE, HE AIN'T
BUYING
THAT HE AIN'T BUYING NOTHING. I MEAN, WE'RE HERE, HE AIN'T BUYING NOTHING.
>>
I MEAN, WE'RE HERE, HE AIN'T BUYING NOTHING. >> CAN'T PLAY WITH THE BIG DOGS.
>>
BUYING NOTHING. >> CAN'T PLAY WITH THE BIG DOGS. >> I AM TIRED OF TWEEDLEDEE AND
TWEEDLEDUM
>> CAN'T PLAY WITH THE BIG DOGS. >> I AM TIRED OF TWEEDLEDEE AND TWEEDLEDUM BEATING ME.
TODAY,
TODAY, I'M COMING TO WHIPPIN'
AND
TODAY, I'M COMING TO WHIPPIN' AND RIDIN' HARD AND FAST.
[sultry
AND RIDIN' HARD AND FAST. [sultry music]
♪
[sultry music] ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> TODAY, I'M GOING TO FLIRT MY
WAY
>> TODAY, I'M GOING TO FLIRT MY WAY THROUGH THIS AUCTION.
DAZZLE
WAY THROUGH THIS AUCTION. DAZZLE AND DISTRACT.
OOPS.
HEY,
HEY, BOYS.
[chuckles]
>>
HEY, BOYS. [chuckles] >> WEARING HEELS.
>>
[chuckles] >> WEARING HEELS. >> HEELS TO AN AUCTION?
COME
>> WEARING HEELS. >> HEELS TO AN AUCTION? COME ON.
>>
>> HEELS TO AN AUCTION? COME ON. >> [wolf whistle]
HI.
>>
>> [wolf whistle] HI. >> QUIT, BUBBA.
>>
HI. >> QUIT, BUBBA. >> THAT WASN'T ME.
THAT
>> QUIT, BUBBA. >> THAT WASN'T ME. THAT WAS PERV-ALICIOUS OVER
HERE.
>>
THAT WAS PERV-ALICIOUS OVER HERE. >> SHE REMINDS ME OF A ROCK AND
ROLL
HERE. >> SHE REMINDS ME OF A ROCK AND ROLL SONG.
SHE
>> SHE REMINDS ME OF A ROCK AND ROLL SONG. SHE GOT LEGS.
[laughs]
>>
SHE GOT LEGS. [laughs] >> SO NO TIME TO CHANGE THIS
MORNING
[laughs] >> SO NO TIME TO CHANGE THIS MORNING FROM GOING OUT LAST
NIGHT?
>>
MORNING FROM GOING OUT LAST NIGHT? >> SHUT UP, JENNY.
>>
NIGHT? >> SHUT UP, JENNY. >> MUST HAVE BEEN A FUN NIGHT?
>>
>> SHUT UP, JENNY. >> MUST HAVE BEEN A FUN NIGHT? >> GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE.
>>
>> MUST HAVE BEEN A FUN NIGHT? >> GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE. >> [scoffs]
>>
>> GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE. >> [scoffs] >> JENNY'S JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE
I'M
>> [scoffs] >> JENNY'S JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I'M PLAYING HER FLIRTY GAME
TODAY.
SO
I'M PLAYING HER FLIRTY GAME TODAY. SO DO YOU GUYS COME TO THESE
THINGS
TODAY. SO DO YOU GUYS COME TO THESE THINGS OFTEN?
>>
SO DO YOU GUYS COME TO THESE THINGS OFTEN? >> YEAH.
>>
THINGS OFTEN? >> YEAH. >> HEY, GUYS.
[laughs]
YOU
>> HEY, GUYS. [laughs] YOU CAN CALL ME WHATEVER YOU
WANT,
[laughs] YOU CAN CALL ME WHATEVER YOU WANT, AS LONG AS YOU FIND ME
THE
YOU CAN CALL ME WHATEVER YOU WANT, AS LONG AS YOU FIND ME THE BEST LOCKER OF THE DAY,
OKAY?
>>
THE BEST LOCKER OF THE DAY, OKAY? >> OKAY.
>>
OKAY? >> OKAY. >> MARY SHOWED UP WEARING A
SKIRT,
>> OKAY. >> MARY SHOWED UP WEARING A SKIRT, TRYING TO DISTRACT US
TODAY.
>>
SKIRT, TRYING TO DISTRACT US TODAY. >> MIGHT DISTRACT YOU GUYS, BUT
IT
TODAY. >> MIGHT DISTRACT YOU GUYS, BUT IT DON'T BOTHER ME.
>>
>> MIGHT DISTRACT YOU GUYS, BUT IT DON'T BOTHER ME. >> OH, YOU AT THE AGE.
THERE'S
IT DON'T BOTHER ME. >> OH, YOU AT THE AGE. THERE'S A LITTLE PILL FOR THAT,
RICKY.
>>
THERE'S A LITTLE PILL FOR THAT, RICKY. >> [laughing] YOU'RE THE GUY--
>>
RICKY. >> [laughing] YOU'RE THE GUY-- >> OH, NO, IT AIN'T NOTHING NEAR
THAT.
IF
>> OH, NO, IT AIN'T NOTHING NEAR THAT. IF THERE WAS A PILL TO MAKE
JACKASSES
THAT. IF THERE WAS A PILL TO MAKE JACKASSES DISAPPEAR, I'D TAKE
THAT
IF THERE WAS A PILL TO MAKE JACKASSES DISAPPEAR, I'D TAKE THAT SUCKER RIGHT NOW.
>>
JACKASSES DISAPPEAR, I'D TAKE THAT SUCKER RIGHT NOW. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
THAT SUCKER RIGHT NOW. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING
OUT
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION.
HERE
GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION. HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY.
WE'RE
OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION. HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY. WE'RE GOING TO OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY. WE'RE GOING TO OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
FIVE
WE'RE GOING TO OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING
ANY
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING ANY BOXES.
TODAY'S
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING ANY BOXES. TODAY'S SALE, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN
ANY BOXES. TODAY'S SALE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IS A CASH-ONLY SALE.
PLEASE
TODAY'S SALE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
GENTLEMEN IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN THE POCKETS.
ARE
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN THE POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
[all
THAT YOU HAVE IN THE POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO? [all cheer]
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? [all cheer] >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO!
>>
[all cheer] >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> LOOK, RICKY AND BUBBA!
OH,
>> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> LOOK, RICKY AND BUBBA! OH, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO
INSULT
>> LOOK, RICKY AND BUBBA! OH, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO INSULT THOSE DOGS.
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS DOG IS ABOUT TO BITE A
COWBOY'S
>> THIS DOG IS ABOUT TO BITE A COWBOY'S ASS.
I
I WANT
I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT
WE'RE
I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT WE'RE GOING TO BUY ALL THE GOOD
UNITS,
I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT WE'RE GOING TO BUY ALL THE GOOD UNITS, SO...
UH-OHH.
>>
UNITS, SO... UH-OHH. >> GIVE HIM SOME HELP?
>>
UH-OHH. >> GIVE HIM SOME HELP? >> CAN I HELP
>>
>> LADIES
>> LADIES FIRST, RIGHT?
>>
>> LADIES FIRST, RIGHT? >> NO.
>>
>> LADIES FIRST, RIGHT? >> NO. >> GET OUT OF THE WAY.
>>
>> NO. >> GET OUT OF THE WAY. >> I LIKE IT.
>>
>> GET OUT OF THE WAY. >> I LIKE IT. >> I LIKE IT.
>>
>> I LIKE IT. >> I LIKE IT. >> I LIKE THE FISHING RODS,
CAMPING
>> I LIKE IT. >> I LIKE THE FISHING RODS, CAMPING STUFF, NICE SET OF
HORNS.
I
CAMPING STUFF, NICE SET OF HORNS. I WANT THIS UNIT.
I
HORNS. I WANT THIS UNIT. I WANT THIS UNIT.
>>
I WANT THIS UNIT. I WANT THIS UNIT. >> IT'S PRETTY ORGANIZED BACK
THERE.
THAT
>> IT'S PRETTY ORGANIZED BACK THERE. THAT BOX SAYS "BREAKABLE."
THAT'S
THERE. THAT BOX SAYS "BREAKABLE." THAT'S A GOOD SIGN.
I
THAT BOX SAYS "BREAKABLE." THAT'S A GOOD SIGN. I SEE THIS LITTLE CHANDELIER.
THIS
THAT'S A GOOD SIGN. I SEE THIS LITTLE CHANDELIER. THIS IS A GOOD LITTLE DUSTY
OLD
I SEE THIS LITTLE CHANDELIER. THIS IS A GOOD LITTLE DUSTY OLD UNIT.
>>
THIS IS A GOOD LITTLE DUSTY OLD UNIT. >> SOME KIND OF A DARTBOARD OR
SOMETHING
OLD UNIT. >> SOME KIND OF A DARTBOARD OR SOMETHING OVER THERE.
BOXES
>> SOME KIND OF A DARTBOARD OR SOMETHING OVER THERE. BOXES LOOKING GOOD.
SLEEPING
SOMETHING OVER THERE. BOXES LOOKING GOOD. SLEEPING BAG NEEDS TO BE
CLEANED
BOXES LOOKING GOOD. SLEEPING BAG NEEDS TO BE CLEANED UP, BUT IT'S STILL
FUNCTIONAL.
NOT
CLEANED UP, BUT IT'S STILL FUNCTIONAL. NOT A BAD LITTLE UNIT.
>>
FUNCTIONAL. NOT A BAD LITTLE UNIT. >> THERE'S SOME, LIKE, AZTEC-Y,
STONE
NOT A BAD LITTLE UNIT. >> THERE'S SOME, LIKE, AZTEC-Y, STONE THINGY-MAJIG.
THERE'S
>> THERE'S SOME, LIKE, AZTEC-Y, STONE THINGY-MAJIG. THERE'S LOTS OF BOXES.
THEY'RE
STONE THINGY-MAJIG. THERE'S LOTS OF BOXES. THEY'RE ALL NEATLY STACKED.
FROM
THERE'S LOTS OF BOXES. THEY'RE ALL NEATLY STACKED. FROM THE LOOKS OF THEM, THERE
MIGHT
THEY'RE ALL NEATLY STACKED. FROM THE LOOKS OF THEM, THERE MIGHT BE SOME GOOD ANTIQUES IN
THERE.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 25.
>>
GENTLEMEN, 25. >> YEP!
>>
>> YEP! >> 25, THEN 25, 50.
>>
>> 25, THEN 25, 50. >> YEP!
>>
>> YEP! >> NOW 75.
>>
>> NOW 75. >> YEP!
>>
>> YEP! >> 75, AND 100.
>>
>> 75, AND 100. >> YEP!
>>
>> YEP! >> YEP!
>>
>> YEP! >> I'M IN.
>>
>> I'M IN. >> COME ON, BIG BOY.
>>
>> COME ON, BIG BOY. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 200.
>>
>> 200. >> YOU DONE YET?
>>
>> YOU DONE YET? >> COME ON, BIG BOY--YES!
>>
>> COME ON, BIG BOY--YES! >> 225, 250.
>>
>> 225, 250. >> YEAH, BIG BOYS.
>>
>> YEAH, BIG BOYS. >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> 275, 300.
>>
>> 275, 300. >> 500.
>>
>> 500. >> 500.
>>
>> 500. >> 525.
>>
>> 525. >> 550!
>>
>> 550! >> 550, NOW 575.
>>
>> 550, NOW 575. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 575, NOW 600.
>>
>> 575, NOW 600. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> GOT 625, NOW 650.
>>
>> GOT 625, NOW 650. >> ONE MORE TIME.
>>
>> ONE MORE TIME. >> 650 IN THE BACK, NOW 675.
>>
>> 650 IN THE BACK, NOW 675. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 675, NOW 700.
>>
>> 675, NOW 700. >> NO.
>>
>> NO. >> 700, I'M GONNA SELL IT.
700
>> 700, I'M GONNA SELL IT. 700 GOING ONCE, 700 GOING TWICE.
SOLD
700 GOING ONCE, 700 GOING TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT HERE.
$675,
SOLD IT RIGHT HERE. $675, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
[clapping]
>>
[clapping] >> IT'S LIKE DEJA VU ALL OVER
AGAIN
>> IT'S LIKE DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN IN PONDER.
>>
>> HE
>> HE TOLD YOU!
>>
>> HE TOLD YOU! >> WHAT'D I SAY?
>>
>> HE TOLD YOU! >> WHAT'D I SAY? >> IF IT'S GOOD, HE'S GONNA BUY
IT.
JUST
>> IF IT'S GOOD, HE'S GONNA BUY IT. JUST LIKE THE BARBER SAID, NEXT!
>>
IT. JUST LIKE THE BARBER SAID, NEXT! >> NEXT!
>>
JUST LIKE THE BARBER SAID, NEXT! >> NEXT! >> I AM SURE GLAD I WORE THIS
SKIMPY,
>> NEXT! >> I AM SURE GLAD I WORE THIS SKIMPY, LITTLE THING, BECAUSE
IT'S
>> I AM SURE GLAD I WORE THIS SKIMPY, LITTLE THING, BECAUSE IT'S HOT OUT HERE.
IT'S
SKIMPY, LITTLE THING, BECAUSE IT'S HOT OUT HERE. IT'S SO HOT OUT.
[laughs]
>>
IT'S SO HOT OUT. [laughs] >> MARY'S LOOKING ABOUT HOT AS
THE
[laughs] >> MARY'S LOOKING ABOUT HOT AS THE WEATHER TODAY.
♪
>> MARY'S LOOKING ABOUT HOT AS THE WEATHER TODAY. ♪ MARY, MARY, MARY ♪
♪
THE WEATHER TODAY. ♪ MARY, MARY, MARY ♪ ♪ HAD A LITTLE LAMB ♪
[chuckles]
MMM!
>>
[chuckles] MMM! >> SICK.
>>
MMM! >> SICK. >> YOU STARTED IT.
>>
>> SICK. >> YOU STARTED IT. >> I'M LOOKING FOR ATTENTION,
BUT
>> YOU STARTED IT. >> I'M LOOKING FOR ATTENTION, BUT NOT FROM THAT
>>
>> HEY
>> HEY HEY!
[indistinct
>> HEY HEY! [indistinct chatter]
>>
>> HEY HEY! [indistinct chatter] >> THERE'S SOME FURNITURE I CAN
FIX
[indistinct chatter] >> THERE'S SOME FURNITURE I CAN FIX UP IN HERE.
NICE
>> THERE'S SOME FURNITURE I CAN FIX UP IN HERE. NICE OLD TABLETOP.
THIS
FIX UP IN HERE. NICE OLD TABLETOP. THIS IS A GOOD UNIT.
>>
NICE OLD TABLETOP. THIS IS A GOOD UNIT. >> I DO LIKE THAT GUITAR.
>>
THIS IS A GOOD UNIT. >> I DO LIKE THAT GUITAR. >> I KNOW.
>>
>> I DO LIKE THAT GUITAR. >> I KNOW. >> HOPEFULLY, NOT EVERYONE SAW
THAT.
>>
>> HOPEFULLY, NOT EVERYONE SAW THAT. >> WE'LL TRY TO STEAL IT.
>>
THAT. >> WE'LL TRY TO STEAL IT. >> THIEVERY.
>>
>> WE'LL TRY TO STEAL IT. >> THIEVERY. >> THERE'S A FANTASTIC SET OF
CHAIRS
>> THIEVERY. >> THERE'S A FANTASTIC SET OF CHAIRS BACK THERE!
THOSE
>> THERE'S A FANTASTIC SET OF CHAIRS BACK THERE! THOSE ARE MID-CENTURY AND MONEY.
>>
CHAIRS BACK THERE! THOSE ARE MID-CENTURY AND MONEY. >> GUITAR CASE, THAT'S ONE OF
THEM
THOSE ARE MID-CENTURY AND MONEY. >> GUITAR CASE, THAT'S ONE OF THEM HIGH-DOLLAR GUITAR CASES
TOO.
LOOK,
THEM HIGH-DOLLAR GUITAR CASES TOO. LOOK, I GOT TWO LITTLE SHOVELS
HERE
TOO. LOOK, I GOT TWO LITTLE SHOVELS HERE TO COVER UP RICKY AND
BUBBA.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 25, GIVE ME 25.
>>
GENTLEMEN, 25, GIVE ME 25. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> $50, NOW $75.
>>
>> $50, NOW $75. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> 75, AND 100?
>>
>> 75, AND 100? >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> 125 TO 150, 175 TO 200.
>>
>> 125 TO 150, 175 TO 200. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEP, YEP, YEP!
>>
>> YEP, YEP, YEP! >> 200, NOW 225.
>>
>> 200, NOW 225. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> NOW 250.
>>
>> NOW 250. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 250, NOW 275 THERE.
>>
>> 250, NOW 275 THERE. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> NOW, 300, NOW, 325.
>>
>> NOW, 300, NOW, 325. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> NOW 300--350.
>>
>> NOW 300--350. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 375.
CAN
>> NOW 375. CAN I GET 375 IN THE BACK?
>>
CAN I GET 375 IN THE BACK? >> THIS CLOWN IS NOT TAKING IT.
>>
>> THIS CLOWN IS NOT TAKING IT. >> 400, NOW 400, 400 NOW.
>>
>> 400, NOW 400, 400 NOW. >> YEP!
>>
>> YEP! >> 425, NOW.
>>
>> 425, NOW. >> LET HER HAVE IT.
>>
>> LET HER HAVE IT. >> 425, NOW 425.
425,
>> 425, NOW 425. 425, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
>>
425, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. >> YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP.
425
>> YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP. 425 GOING ONCE.
>>
425 GOING ONCE. >> NAH.
>>
>> NAH. >> 425 GOING TWICE.
SOLD
>> 425 GOING TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $400, JENNY.
>>
SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $400, JENNY. >> WHOO!
CHA-CHING!
JUST
CHA-CHING! JUST LIKE I SAID, GET OUT OF MY
WAY.
YOU
WAY. YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA SKIP
THE
YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA SKIP THE NEXT LOCKER AND TAKE A
QUICK
THE NEXT LOCKER AND TAKE A QUICK LOOK INSIDE THIS UNIT.
LET'S
QUICK LOOK INSIDE THIS UNIT. LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN HERE.
CUTE
LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN HERE. CUTE LITTLE HALLOWEEN HOUSE
VILLAGE.
OOH,
VILLAGE. OOH, IT'S, LIKE, BRAND-NEW AND
IN
OOH, IT'S, LIKE, BRAND-NEW AND IN THE BOX.
$20
IN THE BOX. $20 RIGHT THERE.
I
$20 RIGHT THERE. I WANT TO SEE WHAT THIS TABLETOP
IS.
I'M
IS. I'M JUST GOING TO PUT THIS OVER
HERE.
NOT
HERE. NOT WORTH MUCH IF IT DOESN'T
HAVE
NOT WORTH MUCH IF IT DOESN'T HAVE THE LEGS.
THIS
HAVE THE LEGS. THIS IS CUTE.
CURIO
THIS IS CUTE. CURIO SHELF, HANDMADE.
PAINT
CURIO SHELF, HANDMADE. PAINT THIS, SELL IT FOR $30.
ABSOLUTELY
PAINT THIS, SELL IT FOR $30. ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE, ONE OF THE
REASONS
ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE, ONE OF THE REASONS FOR SURE THAT I BOUGHT
THE
REASONS FOR SURE THAT I BOUGHT THE UNIT.
LET'S
THE UNIT. LET'S CHECK IT OUT HERE.
I
LET'S CHECK IT OUT HERE. I KNEW IT WAS MISSING THE
MIRROR,
I KNEW IT WAS MISSING THE MIRROR, BUT I CAN EITHER PUT A
LITTLE
MIRROR, BUT I CAN EITHER PUT A LITTLE ONE ON HERE, OR JUST
UNSCREW
LITTLE ONE ON HERE, OR JUST UNSCREW THIS.
CLEAN
UNSCREW THIS. CLEAN THAT UP, $150.
AND
CLEAN THAT UP, $150. AND IT HAS ITS MATCHING LITTLE
STOOL.
THIS
STOOL. THIS IS SO CUTE.
NOW
THIS IS SO CUTE. NOW IT'S $175.
LET'S
NOW IT'S $175. LET'S SEE IF THERE'S A GUITAR
IN
LET'S SEE IF THERE'S A GUITAR IN HERE.
GUITARS
IN HERE. GUITARS CAN BE WORTH A LOT OF
MONEY.
[gasps]
OH,
[gasps] OH, MY GOD.
IT'S,
OH, MY GOD. IT'S, LIKE, BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I
IT'S, LIKE, BRAND SPANKING NEW. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PLAY IT,
BUT
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PLAY IT, BUT BACK IN MY TROUBLED PAST,
I
BUT BACK IN MY TROUBLED PAST, I USED TO DATE A LOT OF GUYS
WHO
I USED TO DATE A LOT OF GUYS WHO PLAYED GUITAR.
THIS
WHO PLAYED GUITAR. THIS IS DEFINITELY WORTH $100.
ROCKIN'
THIS IS DEFINITELY WORTH $100. ROCKIN' AND ROLLIN'.
OKAY,
ROCKIN' AND ROLLIN'. OKAY, I'VE ALMOST BROKEN EVEN ON
THIS
OKAY, I'VE ALMOST BROKEN EVEN ON THIS LOCKER.
NOW
THIS LOCKER. NOW I GOT TO ROCK SOME SERIOUS
PROFIT
NOW I GOT TO ROCK SOME SERIOUS PROFIT OUT OF HERE.
MARY
PROFIT OUT OF HERE. MARY LOVED THESE CHAIRS.
I
MARY LOVED THESE CHAIRS. I COULD TELL.
THEY
I COULD TELL. THEY ARE DIRTY AS HELL.
EW,
THEY ARE DIRTY AS HELL. EW, LOOK AT THAT.
LOOK
EW, LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT MY HAND.
CLOROX
LOOK AT MY HAND. CLOROX THESE BABIES, I CAN SELL
THESE
CLOROX THESE BABIES, I CAN SELL THESE FOR $50 APIECE, AND I'VE
GOT
THESE FOR $50 APIECE, AND I'VE GOT ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, SO
THAT'S
GOT ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, SO THAT'S $200.
HANDBAG
THAT'S $200. HANDBAG HERE, YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO
GO
HANDBAG HERE, YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE PURSES.
PEOPLE
GO THROUGH THE PURSES. PEOPLE FORGET THAT THEIR STUFF
WAS
PEOPLE FORGET THAT THEIR STUFF WAS IN HERE.
MY
WAS IN HERE. MY PURSES, I DON'T ALWAYS
REMEMBER
MY PURSES, I DON'T ALWAYS REMEMBER WHAT'S IN
>>
>> THE
>> THE VELVET BAG.
OOH.
BALLET
OOH. BALLET SLIPPERS.
THEY
OOH. BALLET SLIPPERS. THEY HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH.
"EDWARD
BALLET SLIPPERS. THEY HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH. "EDWARD VIELLEJO"?
IF
THEY HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH. "EDWARD VIELLEJO"? IF HE'S SOME CELEBRITY DANCER,
THESE
"EDWARD VIELLEJO"? IF HE'S SOME CELEBRITY DANCER, THESE COULD BE WORTH A LOT OF
MONEY.
WHAT
THESE COULD BE WORTH A LOT OF MONEY. WHAT IF HE WAS, LIKE...
THE
MONEY. WHAT IF HE WAS, LIKE... THE NUTCRACKER?
I'M
WHAT IF HE WAS, LIKE... THE NUTCRACKER? I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THESE
SIGNED
THE NUTCRACKER? I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THESE SIGNED SLIPPERS CHECKED OUT, BUT
FIRST,
I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THESE SIGNED SLIPPERS CHECKED OUT, BUT FIRST, BACK TO THE AUCTION.
>>
SIGNED SLIPPERS CHECKED OUT, BUT FIRST, BACK TO THE AUCTION. >> COWBOY, WHY DO YOU EVEN DO
THIS?
YOU'RE
>> COWBOY, WHY DO YOU EVEN DO THIS? YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT IT.
>>
THIS? YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. >> ME NO HABLE INGLES.
>>
YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. >> ME NO HABLE INGLES. >> [laughs]
THAT'S
>> ME NO HABLE INGLES. >> [laughs] THAT'S EXACTLY HOW YOU BUY TOO.
NO
>> [laughs] THAT'S EXACTLY HOW YOU BUY TOO. NO HABLE KNOWING WHAT'S GOING
ON.
>>
NO HABLE KNOWING WHAT'S GOING ON. >> HEY, THANKS AGAIN FOR THOSE
POINTERS.
IT
>> HEY, THANKS AGAIN FOR THOSE POINTERS. IT WAS REALLY NICE.
I
POINTERS. IT WAS REALLY NICE. I HEARD YOU TALKING EARLIER
ABOUT
IT WAS REALLY NICE. I HEARD YOU TALKING EARLIER ABOUT A BIKE YOU GOT.
>>
I HEARD YOU TALKING EARLIER ABOUT A BIKE YOU GOT. >> OH, MY GOD, SHE IS FLIRTING.
GOOD
ABOUT A BIKE YOU GOT. >> OH, MY GOD, SHE IS FLIRTING. GOOD LORD.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD, SHE IS FLIRTING. GOOD LORD. >> YOU HAVE SOME BIG MUSCLES.
>>
>> HEY
>> HEY HEY!
>>
>> HEY HEY! >> I'M GON' LET YOU GO FIRST.
>>
>> HEY HEY! >> I'M GON' LET YOU GO FIRST. >> YEAH, YEAH.
OKAY,
>> I'M GON' LET YOU GO FIRST. >> YEAH, YEAH. OKAY, THERE'S A BRIEFCASE.
THERE
>> YEAH, YEAH. OKAY, THERE'S A BRIEFCASE. THERE COULD BE SOME TREASURES
IN
OKAY, THERE'S A BRIEFCASE. THERE COULD BE SOME TREASURES IN HERE, BUT I'M NOT SO SURE.
>>
THERE COULD BE SOME TREASURES IN HERE, BUT I'M NOT SO SURE. >> THIS IS A GOOD LITTLE LOCKER.
THERE
IN HERE, BUT I'M NOT SO SURE. >> THIS IS A GOOD LITTLE LOCKER. THERE ARE ABOUT SEVEN NICE
PLASTIC
>> THIS IS A GOOD LITTLE LOCKER. THERE ARE ABOUT SEVEN NICE PLASTIC BINS, AND THERE'S A
TEEPEE
THERE ARE ABOUT SEVEN NICE PLASTIC BINS, AND THERE'S A TEEPEE WHICH WOULD BE ADORABLE
IN
PLASTIC BINS, AND THERE'S A TEEPEE WHICH WOULD BE ADORABLE IN MY STORE.
>>
TEEPEE WHICH WOULD BE ADORABLE IN MY STORE. >> YEAH, I LIKE THE BRIEFCASE.
MILITARY
IN MY STORE. >> YEAH, I LIKE THE BRIEFCASE. MILITARY GEAR.
>>
>> YEAH, I LIKE THE BRIEFCASE. MILITARY GEAR. >> I THINK THAT PICTURE RIGHT
THERE--
>>
>> I THINK THAT PICTURE RIGHT THERE-- >> RICKY, WHEN YOU THINK, YOU
GET
THERE-- >> RICKY, WHEN YOU THINK, YOU GET A HEADACHE, REMEMBER?
DID
>> RICKY, WHEN YOU THINK, YOU GET A HEADACHE, REMEMBER? DID YOU BRING ANY ASPIRINS?
>>
GET A HEADACHE, REMEMBER? DID YOU BRING ANY ASPIRINS? >> ALL RIGHT, WE'LL SEE.
>>
DID YOU BRING ANY ASPIRINS? >> ALL RIGHT, WE'LL SEE. >> WILL YOU GET RICKY AND BUBBA
AN
>> ALL RIGHT, WE'LL SEE. >> WILL YOU GET RICKY AND BUBBA AN ASPIRIN, BECAUSE THEY'RE
THINKING.
THEY'RE
AN ASPIRIN, BECAUSE THEY'RE THINKING. THEY'RE GONNA GET HEADACHES.
EVERY
THINKING. THEY'RE GONNA GET HEADACHES. EVERY TIME I SEE ARTWORK WITH
MATTING,
THEY'RE GONNA GET HEADACHES. EVERY TIME I SEE ARTWORK WITH MATTING, IT TELLS ME IT'S HIGH
END.
I'M
MATTING, IT TELLS ME IT'S HIGH END. I'M A PLAYER ON THIS ONE.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 25.
>>
GENTLEMEN, 25. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 25, NOW 50.
50,
>> 25, NOW 50. 50, NOW 75.
75,
50, NOW 75. 75, THEN A $100 BILL.
>>
75, THEN A $100 BILL. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 100, NOW 125.
>>
>> 100, NOW 125. >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> NOW 150.
>>
>> NOW 150. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 200!
>>
>> 200! >> 200, ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> 200, ALL RIGHT. >> 225.
>>
>> 225. >> 250, LET'S GO.
>>
>> 250, LET'S GO. >> 250, NOW 275.
>>
>> 250, NOW 275. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> HE SAID "LET'S GO," LIKE IT'S
A
>> HE SAID "LET'S GO," LIKE IT'S A LINE.
>>
A LINE. >> 300!
>>
>> 300! >> 300, NOW 325.
>>
>> 300, NOW 325. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> NOW 325--
>>
>> NOW 325-- >> 400!
>>
>> 400! >> 400, NOW 425.
>>
>> 400, NOW 425. >> LET HIM HAVE IT.
THERE'S,
>> LET HIM HAVE IT. THERE'S, LIKE, FOUR BOXES IN
THERE.
>>
THERE. >> IF HE WANTS TO BUY, HE'S
GOING
>> IF HE WANTS TO BUY, HE'S GOING TO PAY.
YEAH!
>>
YEAH! >> 425, NOW 450.
>>
>> 425, NOW 450. >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> 450, NOW 475.
>>
>> 450, NOW 475. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 475, NOW 500.
>>
>> 475, NOW 500. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> $500, NOW 525.
>>
>> $500, NOW 525. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 525, NOW--
>>
>> 525, NOW-- >> DROP THE HAMMER!
>>
>> DROP THE HAMMER! >> 550, CAN I GET 575?
>>
>> 550, CAN I GET 575? >> [laughs]
NOW,
>> [laughs] NOW, 575.
>>
NOW, 575. >> NO.
>>
>> NO. >> 575 GOING ONCE, 575 GOING
TWICE.
I
TWICE. I SOLD IT, $550 RIGHT THERE.
>>
I SOLD IT, $550 RIGHT THERE. >> THEM TWO OLD BULLS CANNOT
STOP
>> THEM TWO OLD BULLS CANNOT STOP ME FROM STEALING THE LOCKER
OF
STOP ME FROM STEALING THE LOCKER OF THE DAY.
>>
>> [coughing] DUMB ASS.
>>
>> [coughing] DUMB ASS. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> [coughing] DUMB ASS. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING
OUT
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION.
UNTIL
GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN!
>>
OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN! >> I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER,
YOU
UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN! >> I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, YOU KNOW?
NEED
>> I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, YOU KNOW? NEED TO FOCUS ON THE LOCKERS.
PLAYING
YOU KNOW? NEED TO FOCUS ON THE LOCKERS. PLAYING JENNY'S GAME WAS A BIG
MISTAKE.
I'M
PLAYING JENNY'S GAME WAS A BIG MISTAKE. I'M ALL DRESSED UP BUT GOING
HOME
MISTAKE. I'M ALL DRESSED UP BUT GOING HOME EMPTY-HANDED.
[sighs]
JUST
HOME EMPTY-HANDED. [sighs] JUST LIKE HIGH SCHOOL.
>>
[sighs] JUST LIKE HIGH SCHOOL. >> MAN, I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP IN
THIS
JUST LIKE HIGH SCHOOL. >> MAN, I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP IN THIS LOCKER AND START HAULING
OUT
>> MAN, I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP IN THIS LOCKER AND START HAULING OUT THE PROFIT.
OH,
OH, IT'S
OH, IT'S A LITTLE WALL CABINET
RIGHT
OH, IT'S A LITTLE WALL CABINET RIGHT HERE.
LET'S
RIGHT HERE. LET'S SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING--
NOPE.
THAT'S
NOPE. THAT'S ABOUT $20 RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S
THAT'S ABOUT $20 RIGHT THERE. THAT'S A NICE JACKET, EASY 50,
75
THAT'S A NICE JACKET, EASY 50, 75 BUCKS.
HEY,
75 BUCKS. HEY, HEY, HEY.
BARBECUE
HEY, HEY, HEY. BARBECUE GRILL MASTER.
HEY,
BARBECUE GRILL MASTER. HEY, THIS THING'S BRAND-NEW.
$50.
UH-OHH.
THAT
UH-OHH. THAT IS A TRIPOD FOR SOMETHING.
MY
THAT IS A TRIPOD FOR SOMETHING. MY FRIEND, I NEED TO FIND WHAT
GOES
MY FRIEND, I NEED TO FIND WHAT GOES ON TOP OF YOU.
IF
GOES ON TOP OF YOU. IF SOMETHING DON'T POP UP HERE,
MY
IF SOMETHING DON'T POP UP HERE, MY LITTLE INVESTMENT OF $550
JUST
MY LITTLE INVESTMENT OF $550 JUST GOT SHOT.
RIGHT
JUST GOT SHOT. RIGHT HERE'S A NICE LITTLE OLD
BICYCLE.
I
BICYCLE. I CAN PROBABLY SELL THAT FOR
ABOUT
I CAN PROBABLY SELL THAT FOR ABOUT 75 BUCKS.
ALL
ABOUT 75 BUCKS. ALL RIGHT.
I
ALL RIGHT. I HAVE NO EARTHLY IDEA WHAT
THIS
I HAVE NO EARTHLY IDEA WHAT THIS IS.
THIS
THIS IS. THIS IS A LITTLE-BITTY TEEPEE.
IT'S
THIS IS A LITTLE-BITTY TEEPEE. IT'S ALL THERE, IT'S NICE.
PROBABLY
IT'S ALL THERE, IT'S NICE. PROBABLY SELL THIS ABOUT $75.
WE'RE
PROBABLY SELL THIS ABOUT $75. WE'RE ADDING UP, BUT IT'S NOT
GETTING
WE'RE ADDING UP, BUT IT'S NOT GETTING THERE FAST ENOUGH TO
SHOW
GETTING THERE FAST ENOUGH TO SHOW PROFIT.
TRASH.
OH,
TRASH. OH, HELL YEAH.
I'M
OH, HELL YEAH. I'M NOT EVEN GON' MESS WITH
THIS,
I'M NOT EVEN GON' MESS WITH THIS, I'M GOING TO THE HEART.
[groans]
LET'S
[groans] LET'S FIND OUT.
HELL,
HELL, YEAH!
IT'S
HELL, YEAH! IT'S A TELESCOPE OF SOME SORT,
AND
HELL, YEAH! IT'S A TELESCOPE OF SOME SORT, AND IT GOES TO THAT.
WOULD
IT'S A TELESCOPE OF SOME SORT, AND IT GOES TO THAT. WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS THING
HERE?
WOW.
OH,
HERE? WOW. OH, MY GOODNESS.
MA'AM,
WOW. OH, MY GOODNESS. MA'AM, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T BE
WEARING
OH, MY GOODNESS. MA'AM, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T BE WEARING THAT OUT IN THE
BACKYARD
MA'AM, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T BE WEARING THAT OUT IN THE BACKYARD LIKE THAT.
I
WEARING THAT OUT IN THE BACKYARD LIKE THAT. I GOTTA GET THIS CHECKED OUT,
AND
BACKYARD LIKE THAT. I GOTTA GET THIS CHECKED OUT, AND I PREDICT WHEN I LOOK
THROUGH
I GOTTA GET THIS CHECKED OUT, AND I PREDICT WHEN I LOOK THROUGH THIS TELESCOPE, I'LL BE
SEEING
AND I PREDICT WHEN I LOOK THROUGH THIS TELESCOPE, I'LL BE SEEING DOLLAR SIGNS.
[chuckles]
>>
SEEING DOLLAR SIGNS. [chuckles] >> AW, SON OF
BALLS,
BALLS, THAT WAS HARD.
>>
BALLS, THAT WAS HARD. >> IT'S TIME TO CHECK OUT OUR
LOCKER
BALLS, THAT WAS HARD. >> IT'S TIME TO CHECK OUT OUR LOCKER AND SEE IF PONDER IS THE
GOOD
>> IT'S TIME TO CHECK OUT OUR LOCKER AND SEE IF PONDER IS THE GOOD LUCK CHARM IT'S ALWAYS
BEEN.
>>
>> [grunts]
OH,
>> [grunts] OH, THAT'S BRAND-NEW.
>>
OH, THAT'S BRAND-NEW. >> YEAH.
THAT'S
>> YEAH. THAT'S 10 BUCKS.
>>
THAT'S 10 BUCKS. >> 10 BUCKS?
THIS
>> 10 BUCKS? THIS IS A KING-SIZE, IT MAKES A
COUCH.
THIS
COUCH. THIS IS, LIKE, 50 BUCKS, MAN.
THAT'S
THIS IS, LIKE, 50 BUCKS, MAN. THAT'S MY NEW LIVING ROOM SET.
>>
THAT'S MY NEW LIVING ROOM SET. >> HERE'S A HEATER THAT'S
WORKING.
>>
WORKING. >> YEAH.
I
>> YEAH. I FEEL IT.
>>
I FEEL IT. >> HELL, THAT'LL BRING $75 THIS
WINTER,
>> HELL, THAT'LL BRING $75 THIS WINTER, EASY.
>>
WINTER, EASY. >> NICE. [groans]
THAT
>> NICE. [groans] THAT THING WEIGHS ABOUT
400
THAT THING WEIGHS ABOUT 400 POUNDS.
>>
400 POUNDS. >> IT'S UPSIDE DOWN AND
BACKWARDS,
>> IT'S UPSIDE DOWN AND BACKWARDS, WHAT THE HELL IS IT?
>>
BACKWARDS, WHAT THE HELL IS IT? >> OH, OKAY.
>>
>> OH, OKAY. >> THAT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE YOU.
[both
>> THAT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE YOU. [both laughing]
>>
[both laughing] >> WELL, THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU.
>>
>> WELL, THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU. >> YEAH, I LOVE MY EARRINGS.
>>
>> YEAH, I LOVE MY EARRINGS. >> I THINK THIS IS PROBABLY PART
OF
>> I THINK THIS IS PROBABLY PART OF THAT--
>>
OF THAT-- >> MAYAN CALENDAR.
>>
>> MAYAN CALENDAR. >> Y2K MAYAN CALENDAR THING.
HOW
>> Y2K MAYAN CALENDAR THING. HOW MUCH?
>>
HOW MUCH? >> 100 BUCKS.
>>
>> 100 BUCKS. >> WHAT ABOUT THIS?
[groans]
THESE
[groans] THESE ARE REAL?
>>
THESE ARE REAL? >> REAL HORNS.
>>
>> REAL HORNS. >> I DIG 'EM.
PUT
>> I DIG 'EM. PUT THAT ON THE FRONT OF MY
TRUCK.
>>
TRUCK. >> YOU BET, AND I WON'T RIDE
WITH
>> YOU BET, AND I WON'T RIDE WITH YOU.
$100.
>>
$100. >> WELL, WHAT ABOUT HALF OF
ONE?
>>
ONE? >> UH, NOT MUCH.
PROBABLY
>> UH, NOT MUCH. PROBABLY $10 IF YOU'RE A GOOD
SALESMAN.
>>
SALESMAN. >> I'LL SELL IT AS A UNICORN
HORN.
THERE'S
HORN. THERE'S YOUR BIKE SEAT.
>>
THERE'S YOUR BIKE SEAT. >> YEAH, THAT'S ABOUT BIG ENOUGH
FOR
>> YEAH, THAT'S ABOUT BIG ENOUGH FOR A FOOT.
>>
FOR A FOOT. >> BIKE STUFF.
>>
>> BIKE STUFF. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> PROBABLY ABOUT A $40 BOX.
KITCHEN
>> PROBABLY ABOUT A $40 BOX. KITCHEN STUFF.
>>
KITCHEN STUFF. >> POTS AND PANS.
5
>> POTS AND PANS. 5 BUCKS.
>>
5 BUCKS. >> 5 BUCKS.
STUFF
>> 5 BUCKS. STUFF FOR SEWING, 20 BUCKS.
>>
STUFF FOR SEWING, 20 BUCKS. >> WE GOT YARN AND MORE YARN.
>>
>> WE GOT YARN AND MORE YARN. >> THIS IS GRANNY'S WET DREAM.
>>
>> THIS IS GRANNY'S WET DREAM. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> PROBABLY 20 BUCKS.
OH,
>>
>> SOMETHING HEAVY IN HERE.
>>
>> SOMETHING HEAVY IN HERE. >> OH.
PUMP
PUMP THE
PUMP THE BRAKES THERE, ACE.
>>
PUMP THE BRAKES THERE, ACE. >> LOOKY HERE.
>>
PUMP THE BRAKES THERE, ACE. >> LOOKY HERE. >> NICE.
THAT'S
>> LOOKY HERE. >> NICE. THAT'S SILVER, BROTHER.
>>
>> NICE. THAT'S SILVER, BROTHER. >> YES IT IS.
MAN!
>>
>> YES IT IS. MAN! >> THESE ARE THE REAL DEAL, MAN.
>>
MAN! >> THESE ARE THE REAL DEAL, MAN. >> YEAH, THEY ARE.
THEY
>> THESE ARE THE REAL DEAL, MAN. >> YEAH, THEY ARE. THEY COULD BE WORTH 100 BUCKS OR
THEY
>> YEAH, THEY ARE. THEY COULD BE WORTH 100 BUCKS OR THEY COULD BE WORTH 10 GRAND.
YOU
THEY COULD BE WORTH 100 BUCKS OR THEY COULD BE WORTH 10 GRAND. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW.
>>
THEY COULD BE WORTH 10 GRAND. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW. >> I'M PRAYING FOR 10 GRAND.
>>
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW. >> I'M PRAYING FOR 10 GRAND. >> WE NEED TO GET THESE CHECKED
OUT.
>>
>> WE NEED TO GET THESE CHECKED OUT. >> MAKE SURE WE KNOW WHERE
THEY'RE
OUT. >> MAKE SURE WE KNOW WHERE THEY'RE AT.
>>
>> MAKE SURE WE KNOW WHERE THEY'RE AT. >> ALL RIGHT, I'LL PUT 'EM
RIGHT
THEY'RE AT. >> ALL RIGHT, I'LL PUT 'EM RIGHT HERE.
MORE
MORE HOUSEHOLD, MORE KITCHEN.
>>
MORE HOUSEHOLD, MORE KITCHEN. >> 1, 2, 3, 4...13, 14, 15, 16.
>>
>> 1, 2, 3, 4...13, 14, 15, 16. >> TWO ROWS DEEP.
>>
>> TWO ROWS DEEP. >> TIMES TWO.
>>
>> TIMES TWO. >> 32.
>>
>> 32. >> 30, 45--45 BOXES AT 10 BUCKS
APIECE.
>>
APIECE. >> 450.
>>
>> 450. >> WE'RE NOT MAKING MUCH.
>>
>> WE'RE NOT MAKING MUCH. >> WELL, MAYBE THE SPURS WILL
PULL
>> WELL, MAYBE THE SPURS WILL PULL US OUT OF IT.
>>
PULL US OUT OF IT. >> I'M HOPING AND A-PRAYING.
>>
>> I'M HOPING AND A-PRAYING. >> OH, YEAH.
>>
>> OH, YEAH. >> I'M GOING TO LET YOU PUT
THOSE
>> I'M GOING TO LET YOU PUT THOSE IN THE TRUCK.
THAT'S
THOSE IN THE TRUCK. THAT'S GOING OVER MY
>>
>> PULL
>> PULL IN.
PULL
PULL IN.
JUST
PULL IN. JUST THE LEG, MAXWELL.
>>
PULL IN. JUST THE LEG, MAXWELL. >> I'M TAKING MY CELEBRITY
SLIPPERS
JUST THE LEG, MAXWELL. >> I'M TAKING MY CELEBRITY SLIPPERS TO KATHY AT THE
CHAMBERLAIN
>> I'M TAKING MY CELEBRITY SLIPPERS TO KATHY AT THE CHAMBERLAIN SCHOOL OF BALLET,
AND
SLIPPERS TO KATHY AT THE CHAMBERLAIN SCHOOL OF BALLET, AND I'M HOPING SHE CAN IDENTIFY
OUR
CHAMBERLAIN SCHOOL OF BALLET, AND I'M HOPING SHE CAN IDENTIFY OUR MYSTERY DANCER.
I
AND I'M HOPING SHE CAN IDENTIFY OUR MYSTERY DANCER. I HAD A MYSTERY DANCER ONCE.
HE
OUR MYSTERY DANCER. I HAD A MYSTERY DANCER ONCE. HE WAS WEARING A FIREMAN
COSTUME.
OKAY,
HE WAS WEARING A FIREMAN COSTUME. OKAY, I FOUND THESE IN THIS BAG.
>>
COSTUME. OKAY, I FOUND THESE IN THIS BAG. >> OH, MY GOSH.
>>
OKAY, I FOUND THESE IN THIS BAG. >> OH, MY GOSH. >> WHO IS THAT?
>>
>> OH, MY GOSH. >> WHO IS THAT? >> THIS IS EDWARD VILLELLA.
HE
>> WHO IS THAT? >> THIS IS EDWARD VILLELLA. HE IS A LIVING LEGEND IN THE
WORLD
>> THIS IS EDWARD VILLELLA. HE IS A LIVING LEGEND IN THE WORLD OF DANCE.
>>
HE IS A LIVING LEGEND IN THE WORLD OF DANCE. >> HE'S STILL ALIVE?
>>
WORLD OF DANCE. >> HE'S STILL ALIVE? >> HE'S STILL ALIVE.
HE'S
>> HE'S STILL ALIVE? >> HE'S STILL ALIVE. HE'S LIVING IN NEW YORK.
HE
>> HE'S STILL ALIVE. HE'S LIVING IN NEW YORK. HE IS THE REASON I STARTED
BALLET.
>>
HE IS THE REASON I STARTED BALLET. >> NO WAY.
>>
BALLET. >> NO WAY. >> YES.
HE
>> NO WAY. >> YES. HE WAS ON THE COVER OF LIFE
MAGAZINE
>> YES. HE WAS ON THE COVER OF LIFE MAGAZINE BACK IN THE '60s, AND
AFTER
HE WAS ON THE COVER OF LIFE MAGAZINE BACK IN THE '60s, AND AFTER HE DANCED FOR THE
NEW
MAGAZINE BACK IN THE '60s, AND AFTER HE DANCED FOR THE NEW YORK CITY BALLET, HE
FOUNDED
AFTER HE DANCED FOR THE NEW YORK CITY BALLET, HE FOUNDED THE MIAMI CITY BALLET.
>>
NEW YORK CITY BALLET, HE FOUNDED THE MIAMI CITY BALLET. >> DO YOU THINK THAT SIGNATURE'S
AUTHENTIC?
>>
>> DO YOU THINK THAT SIGNATURE'S AUTHENTIC? >> I WOULD FEEL VERY CONFIDENT
IN
AUTHENTIC? >> I WOULD FEEL VERY CONFIDENT IN TELLING YOU...
YES,
>> I WOULD FEEL VERY CONFIDENT IN TELLING YOU... YES, THAT THIS IS AN AUTHENTIC
SIGNATURE.
FOR
YES, THAT THIS IS AN AUTHENTIC SIGNATURE. FOR A COUPLE OF REASONS, ONE,
HOW
SIGNATURE. FOR A COUPLE OF REASONS, ONE, HOW HE HAS LOOPED THAT "E," AND
THE
FOR A COUPLE OF REASONS, ONE, HOW HE HAS LOOPED THAT "E," AND THE SIGNATURE DOTTED "I."
>>
HOW HE HAS LOOPED THAT "E," AND THE SIGNATURE DOTTED "I." >> RIGHT.
>>
THE SIGNATURE DOTTED "I." >> RIGHT. >> SO THESE WOULD BE HIS SHOES.
THESE
>> RIGHT. >> SO THESE WOULD BE HIS SHOES. THESE SHOES HAVE NOT BEEN WORN.
THEY'RE
>> SO THESE WOULD BE HIS SHOES. THESE SHOES HAVE NOT BEEN WORN. THEY'RE VERY CLEAN.
IT
THESE SHOES HAVE NOT BEEN WORN. THEY'RE VERY CLEAN. IT MAY SEEM FUNNY, BUT HAD
THESE
THEY'RE VERY CLEAN. IT MAY SEEM FUNNY, BUT HAD THESE SHOES BEEN WORN AND
SWEATY,
IT MAY SEEM FUNNY, BUT HAD THESE SHOES BEEN WORN AND SWEATY, THEY WOULD BE WORTH
MORE
THESE SHOES BEEN WORN AND SWEATY, THEY WOULD BE WORTH MORE MONEY.
>>
SWEATY, THEY WOULD BE WORTH MORE MONEY. >> REALLY?
SWEATY,
MORE MONEY. >> REALLY? SWEATY, GROSS SHOES ARE WORTH
MORE
>> REALLY? SWEATY, GROSS SHOES ARE WORTH MORE MONEY WHEN IT COMES TO
BALLET?
>>
MORE MONEY WHEN IT COMES TO BALLET? >> YES, BECAUSE HE WORE THEM.
WE'RE
BALLET? >> YES, BECAUSE HE WORE THEM. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
EDWARD
>> YES, BECAUSE HE WORE THEM. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT EDWARD VILLELLA'S SWEAT.
>>
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT EDWARD VILLELLA'S SWEAT. >> TRUE, YOU COULD BOTTLE IT UP,
AND
EDWARD VILLELLA'S SWEAT. >> TRUE, YOU COULD BOTTLE IT UP, AND WEAR IT AROUND YOUR NECK IN
A
>> TRUE, YOU COULD BOTTLE IT UP, AND WEAR IT AROUND YOUR NECK IN A VIAL.
>>
AND WEAR IT AROUND YOUR NECK IN A VIAL. >> YES, YES.
>>
A VIAL. >> YES, YES. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YES, YES. >> YEAH. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEAH. >> I WAS KIDDING ABOUT THE
SWEATY
>> YEAH. >> I WAS KIDDING ABOUT THE SWEATY VIAL.
AS
AS FAR
AS FAR AS
AS FAR AS THE DOLLAR VALUE?
>>
AS FAR AS THE DOLLAR VALUE? >> MM-HMM.
IF
>> MM-HMM. IF YOU FOUND SOMEBODY WHO LOVES
BALLET...
$250.
>>
$250. >> WOW.
>>
>> WOW. >> YEAH, YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY FOR
JUST
>> THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY FOR JUST A PAIR OF SLIPPERS.
>>
>> WOULD
>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEARN A
LITTLE
>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEARN A LITTLE BALLET YOURSELF?
>>
>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEARN A LITTLE BALLET YOURSELF? >> ABSOLUTELY.
>>
LITTLE BALLET YOURSELF? >> ABSOLUTELY. >> YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD BE A
DANCER.
>>
>> YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD BE A DANCER. >> OKAY, SO--
>>
DANCER. >> OKAY, SO-- >> SO LOOK AT MY NOSE.
>>
>> OKAY, SO-- >> SO LOOK AT MY NOSE. >> OKAY.
>>
>> SO LOOK AT MY NOSE. >> OKAY. >> AND THEN, SO YOU'RE GONNA BE
HERE,
>> OKAY. >> AND THEN, SO YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE, SO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO,
IS
>> AND THEN, SO YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE, SO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, IS YOU WANT TO GO TO YOUR RIGHT.
>>
HERE, SO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, IS YOU WANT TO GO TO YOUR RIGHT. >> OKAY.
>>
IS YOU WANT TO GO TO YOUR RIGHT. >> OKAY. >> AND THEN JUST GO UP AND
AROUND,
>> OKAY. >> AND THEN JUST GO UP AND AROUND, AND IF YOU USE--
>>
>> AND THEN JUST GO UP AND AROUND, AND IF YOU USE-- >> OH. [laughs]
>>
AROUND, AND IF YOU USE-- >> OH. [laughs] >> YES, THAT WAS GOOD!
JENNY,
>> OH. [laughs] >> YES, THAT WAS GOOD! JENNY, GOOD FOR YOU.
>>
>> YES, THAT WAS GOOD! JENNY, GOOD FOR YOU. >> [laughs]
>>
JENNY, GOOD FOR YOU. >> [laughs] >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> [laughs] >> THANK YOU.
>>
>> [laughs] >> THANK YOU. >> THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.
YOU'RE
>> THANK YOU. >> THAT WAS REALLY GOOD. YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD DANCER, BUT
YOU
>> THAT WAS REALLY GOOD. YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD DANCER, BUT YOU MIGHT NEED TO GET SOME NEW
SOCKS.
[both
YOU MIGHT NEED TO GET SOME NEW SOCKS. [both laugh]
>>
SOCKS. [both laugh] >> OKAY, I
>>
>> BUBBAND I ARE GOING FROM
PONDER
>> BUBBAND I ARE GOING FROM PONDER TO WAY OUT YONDER IN
BLUE
>> BUBBAND I ARE GOING FROM PONDER TO WAY OUT YONDER IN BLUE RIDGE, TEXAS, TO SEE GEORGE
AT
PONDER TO WAY OUT YONDER IN BLUE RIDGE, TEXAS, TO SEE GEORGE AT BLACKWOODS BITS AND SPURS.
>>
BLUE RIDGE, TEXAS, TO SEE GEORGE AT BLACKWOODS BITS AND SPURS. >> WE HEARD YOU WERE THE
AUTHORI-TAY
AT BLACKWOODS BITS AND SPURS. >> WE HEARD YOU WERE THE AUTHORI-TAY AROUND HERE FOR
SPURS.
>>
AUTHORI-TAY AROUND HERE FOR SPURS. >> WELL, I TRY TO BE.
WHAT
SPURS. >> WELL, I TRY TO BE. WHAT YOU GOT IS A PAIR OF
CROCKETT
>> WELL, I TRY TO BE. WHAT YOU GOT IS A PAIR OF CROCKETT RENALDE.
>>
WHAT YOU GOT IS A PAIR OF CROCKETT RENALDE. >> IN TWO SECONDS HE KNEW THAT,
SO...
>>
>> IN TWO SECONDS HE KNEW THAT, SO... >> WELL, THEY'RE STERLING
SILVER.
>>
>> WELL, THEY'RE STERLING SILVER. >> WAS CROCKETT THE--
>>
SILVER. >> WAS CROCKETT THE-- >> WELL-KNOWN?
>>
>> WAS CROCKETT THE-- >> WELL-KNOWN? >> YES, THERE'S PEOPLE WHO JUST
COLLECT
>> WELL-KNOWN? >> YES, THERE'S PEOPLE WHO JUST COLLECT CROCKETT SPURS ONLY.
ALL
>> YES, THERE'S PEOPLE WHO JUST COLLECT CROCKETT SPURS ONLY. ALL HAND-ENGRAVED, THIS SPUR WAS
MADE
COLLECT CROCKETT SPURS ONLY. ALL HAND-ENGRAVED, THIS SPUR WAS MADE PROBABLY SOMEWHERE FROM '65
TO
ALL HAND-ENGRAVED, THIS SPUR WAS MADE PROBABLY SOMEWHERE FROM '65 TO '73.
>>
MADE PROBABLY SOMEWHERE FROM '65 TO '73. >> THAT'S BACK IN YOUR STOMPING
GROUND
TO '73. >> THAT'S BACK IN YOUR STOMPING GROUND THERE.
>>
>> THAT'S BACK IN YOUR STOMPING GROUND THERE. >> BOOTS HAVE CHANGED OVER THE
YEARS.
>>
>> BOOTS HAVE CHANGED OVER THE YEARS. >> MY DAD USED TO WEAR, LIKE,
POINTY
YEARS. >> MY DAD USED TO WEAR, LIKE, POINTY IN THE...
>>
>> MY DAD USED TO WEAR, LIKE, POINTY IN THE... >> IN THE FRONT?
>>
POINTY IN THE... >> IN THE FRONT? >> THE TOE.
IT
>> IN THE FRONT? >> THE TOE. IT WAS MADE TO GO PERFECTLY UP
MY
>> THE TOE. IT WAS MADE TO GO PERFECTLY UP MY ASS WHEN I MESSED UP.
I
IT WAS MADE TO GO PERFECTLY UP MY ASS WHEN I MESSED UP. I GUESS THE MAIN QUESTION WE
NEED
MY ASS WHEN I MESSED UP. I GUESS THE MAIN QUESTION WE NEED TO KNOW IS WHAT DO YOU
THINK
I GUESS THE MAIN QUESTION WE NEED TO KNOW IS WHAT DO YOU THINK THESE ARE WORTH?
>>
>> BECAUSE THEY'RE IN GOOD
SHAPE,
SHAPE, TO
SHAPE, TO THE RIGHT COLLECTOR,
I
I THINK
I THINK YOU COULD GET...
ABOUT
I THINK YOU COULD GET... ABOUT 700.
>>
ABOUT 700. >> 700 BUCKS?
THAT'S
>> 700 BUCKS? THAT'S PRETTY GOOD FOR SPURS.
DO
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD FOR SPURS. DO YOU EVER DO ANY GOLD?
>>
>> MM-HMM.
>>
>> MM-HMM. >> CAN YOU GO THICKER?
I'M
>> MM-HMM. >> CAN YOU GO THICKER? I'M THINKING, LIKE, RIMS.
>>
>> CAN YOU GO THICKER? I'M THINKING, LIKE, RIMS. >> [chuckles] NO.
>>
I'M THINKING, LIKE, RIMS. >> [chuckles] NO. >> SPINNING ALL THE TIME?
>>
>> [chuckles] NO. >> SPINNING ALL THE TIME? >> THAT GLOW AND NEON, AND IT
TURNS--
>>
>> THAT GLOW AND NEON, AND IT TURNS-- >> WITH SOME LIGHTS IN IT, SOME
L.E.D.--OOH.
[record
>> WITH SOME LIGHTS IN IT, SOME L.E.D.--OOH. [record scratch]
>>
L.E.D.--OOH. [record scratch] >> YEAH, Y'ALL ARE IN THE WRONG
SHOP
[record scratch] >> YEAH, Y'ALL ARE IN THE WRONG SHOP FOR THAT.
I
>> YEAH, Y'ALL ARE IN THE WRONG SHOP FOR THAT. I DON'T DO THAT MUCH BLING.
>>
SHOP FOR THAT. I DON'T DO THAT MUCH BLING. >> WOULD YOU WALK WITH ME?
>>
I DON'T DO THAT MUCH BLING. >> WOULD YOU WALK WITH ME? >> NO.
I'LL
>> WOULD YOU WALK WITH ME? >> NO. I'LL WALK A LITTLE BEHIND
>>
>> I
>> I FOUND THIS BIG-ASS
TELESCOPE,
>> I FOUND THIS BIG-ASS TELESCOPE, SO I'M HOPING RON AT
THE
TELESCOPE, SO I'M HOPING RON AT THE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH TEXAS
CAN
THE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH TEXAS CAN SCHOOL ME ON WHAT IT'S
WORTH.
>>
>> OKAY,
>> OKAY, IF YOU DON'T MIND
LIFTING,
>> OKAY, IF YOU DON'T MIND LIFTING, 'CAUSE I'M USED TO
HAVING
>> OKAY, IF YOU DON'T MIND LIFTING, 'CAUSE I'M USED TO HAVING STUDENTS DO ALL MY WORK.
>>
LIFTING, 'CAUSE I'M USED TO HAVING STUDENTS DO ALL MY WORK. >> WELL, I GUESS I'M GONNA BE A
STUDENT,
HAVING STUDENTS DO ALL MY WORK. >> WELL, I GUESS I'M GONNA BE A STUDENT, HUH?
>>
>> WELL, I GUESS I'M GONNA BE A STUDENT, HUH? >> HERE, YOU READY?
ALL
STUDENT, HUH? >> HERE, YOU READY? ALL RIGHT.
THERE
>> HERE, YOU READY? ALL RIGHT. THERE WE GO.
OKAY,
ALL RIGHT. THERE WE GO. OKAY, NOW, WE'RE READY.
>>
THERE WE GO. OKAY, NOW, WE'RE READY. >> I'LL LET YOU KNOW RIGHT NOW,
THE
OKAY, NOW, WE'RE READY. >> I'LL LET YOU KNOW RIGHT NOW, THE ONLY TIME I EVER SAW STARS
WAS
>> I'LL LET YOU KNOW RIGHT NOW, THE ONLY TIME I EVER SAW STARS WAS GETTING HIT IN THE HEAD REAL
HARD.
>>
WAS GETTING HIT IN THE HEAD REAL HARD. >> OKAY, OKAY.
OH,
HARD. >> OKAY, OKAY. OH, NICE.
THIS
>> OKAY, OKAY. OH, NICE. THIS IS WHAT WE CALL THE
AZIMUTH
OH, NICE. THIS IS WHAT WE CALL THE AZIMUTH AXIS.
>>
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL THE AZIMUTH AXIS. >> RIGHT.
>>
AZIMUTH AXIS. >> RIGHT. >> VERY SMOOTH, THIS IS GOOD.
>>
>> RIGHT. >> VERY SMOOTH, THIS IS GOOD. >> I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE JUST
SAID,
>> VERY SMOOTH, THIS IS GOOD. >> I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE JUST SAID, BUT I HEARD HIM SAY IT'S
GOOD.
>>
SAID, BUT I HEARD HIM SAY IT'S GOOD. >> THIS IS A VERY RECENT
TELESCOPE.
IT
>> THIS IS A VERY RECENT TELESCOPE. IT HAS A GPS POSITIONING SYSTEM.
>>
TELESCOPE. IT HAS A GPS POSITIONING SYSTEM. >> COULD I USE THIS FOR DEER
HUNTING?
NOW,
>> COULD I USE THIS FOR DEER HUNTING? NOW, THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
DOES
HUNTING? NOW, THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. DOES THIS BABY WORK?
>>
NOW, THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. DOES THIS BABY WORK? >> AH.
IT'S
DOES THIS BABY WORK? >> AH. IT'S ON, IT'S WORKING.
YOUR
>> AH. IT'S ON, IT'S WORKING. YOUR BATTERIES ARE EVEN
WE'VE
WE'VE GOT
WE'VE GOT CONTROLS, SO YOU CAN
RUN
WE'VE GOT CONTROLS, SO YOU CAN RUN IT AUTOMATICALLY.
SEE,
WE'VE GOT CONTROLS, SO YOU CAN RUN IT AUTOMATICALLY. SEE, THERE'S--
>>
RUN IT AUTOMATICALLY. SEE, THERE'S-- >> I'LL BE DOGGED, WILL YOU LOOK
AT
SEE, THERE'S-- >> I'LL BE DOGGED, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT?
>>
>> I'LL BE DOGGED, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT? >> WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO IS
TAKE
AT THAT? >> WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO IS TAKE A SPECIAL FILTER, SO THE
ONLY
>> WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO IS TAKE A SPECIAL FILTER, SO THE ONLY THING THAT REALLY WILL
SHINE
TAKE A SPECIAL FILTER, SO THE ONLY THING THAT REALLY WILL SHINE THROUGH THAT IS THE SUN.
>>
ONLY THING THAT REALLY WILL SHINE THROUGH THAT IS THE SUN. >> OH, WOW.
I
SHINE THROUGH THAT IS THE SUN. >> OH, WOW. I CAN USE THIS TO LOOK AT THE
SUN?
>>
I CAN USE THIS TO LOOK AT THE SUN? >> OH, YEAH, ALL DAY LONG.
LET
SUN? >> OH, YEAH, ALL DAY LONG. LET ME SEE.
I'M
>> OH, YEAH, ALL DAY LONG. LET ME SEE. I'M JUST TRYING TO FOCUS IT.
OH,
LET ME SEE. I'M JUST TRYING TO FOCUS IT. OH, HO HO HO HO!
>>
I'M JUST TRYING TO FOCUS IT. OH, HO HO HO HO! >> DO YOU THINK I COULD FIND AN
ALIEN
OH, HO HO HO HO! >> DO YOU THINK I COULD FIND AN ALIEN ON THAT?
>>
>> DO YOU THINK I COULD FIND AN ALIEN ON THAT? >> NOT UNLESS THEY WERE
CHARBROILED.
NOW,
>> NOT UNLESS THEY WERE CHARBROILED. NOW, YOU READY?
>>
CHARBROILED. NOW, YOU READY? >> I'M READY.
>>
NOW, YOU READY? >> I'M READY. >> TAKE A LOOK IN THERE.
>>
>> I'M READY. >> TAKE A LOOK IN THERE. >> OH, WOW.
THAT
>> TAKE A LOOK IN THERE. >> OH, WOW. THAT LITTLE STAR IS THE SUN.
>>
>> OH, WOW. THAT LITTLE STAR IS THE SUN. >> YES.
>>
THAT LITTLE STAR IS THE SUN. >> YES. >> WOW.
>>
>> YES. >> WOW. >> [chuckles] HOW WAS THAT?
>>
>> WOW. >> [chuckles] HOW WAS THAT? >> RIGHT NOW, THAT'S PRETTY DAMN
HOT.
>>
>> RIGHT NOW, THAT'S PRETTY DAMN HOT. >> PRETTY HOT.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT IS MY TELESCOPE WORTH?
>>
>> WHAT IS MY TELESCOPE WORTH? >> AT LEAST $4,000.
>>
>> AT LEAST $4,000. >> YES!
HELL
>> YES! HELL YEAH!
DO
HELL YEAH! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN
WAITING
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING TO SCORE BIG?
I
WAITING TO SCORE BIG? I GOTTA SAY, HI-YA!
THAT'S
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
I
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I REALLY NEED TO KNOW THE MOST
IMPORTANT
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I REALLY NEED TO KNOW THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION.
HAVE
I REALLY NEED TO KNOW THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A ALIEN?
>>
IMPORTANT QUESTION. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A ALIEN? >> I DON'T KNOW.
WOULD
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A ALIEN? >> I DON'T KNOW. WOULD YOU KNOW AN ALIEN IF YOU
SAW
>> I DON'T KNOW. WOULD YOU KNOW AN ALIEN IF YOU SAW IT?
>>
WOULD YOU KNOW AN ALIEN IF YOU SAW IT? >> INTERESTING.
>>
SAW IT? >> INTERESTING. >> narrator: NO ONE WAS FONDER
OF
>> INTERESTING. >> narrator: NO ONE WAS FONDER OF PONDER THAN COWBOY MATT,
WHOSE
>> narrator: NO ONE WAS FONDER OF PONDER THAN COWBOY MATT, WHOSE ENORMOUS TELESCOPE HAD HIM
SEEING
OF PONDER THAN COWBOY MATT, WHOSE ENORMOUS TELESCOPE HAD HIM SEEING STARS AND A PROFIT OF
OVER
WHOSE ENORMOUS TELESCOPE HAD HIM SEEING STARS AND A PROFIT OF OVER 3,700 BUCKS.
RICKY
SEEING STARS AND A PROFIT OF OVER 3,700 BUCKS. RICKY AND BUBBA'S
SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT
OVER 3,700 BUCKS. RICKY AND BUBBA'S SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT FIND HELPED
THEM
RICKY AND BUBBA'S SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT FIND HELPED THEM RIDE OUT WITH NEARLY $900.
JENNY'S
SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT FIND HELPED THEM RIDE OUT WITH NEARLY $900. JENNY'S AUTOGRAPHED SLIPPERS HAD
HER
THEM RIDE OUT WITH NEARLY $900. JENNY'S AUTOGRAPHED SLIPPERS HAD HER DANCING OFF WITH A $375
PROFIT,
PROFIT, WHILE MARY WENT TO THE
AUCTION
PROFIT, WHILE MARY WENT TO THE AUCTION DRESSED TO THE NINES,
BUT
AUCTION DRESSED TO THE NINES, BUT LEFT WITH A ZERO.
>>
BUT LEFT WITH A ZERO. >> I'MA START WEARING SPURS.
>>
>> I'MA START WEARING SPURS. >> WITH YOUR TENNIS SHOES?
>>
>> WITH YOUR TENNIS SHOES? >> YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY SAY
"HEY,
>> YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY SAY "HEY, I WANT SOME SPURS ON MY
TENNIS
"HEY, I WANT SOME SPURS ON MY TENNIS SHOES?"
>>
TENNIS SHOES?" >> I HAVEN'T.
>>
>> I HAVEN'T. >> OH, THAT FEELS GOOD.
OH,
>> OH, THAT FEELS GOOD. OH, HELLS YEAH.
THEY
OH, HELLS YEAH. THEY HEAR YOU COMING.
>>
THEY HEAR YOU COMING. >> SOUND LIKE CLINT EASTWOOD
COMING
>> SOUND LIKE CLINT EASTWOOD COMING IN.
>>
COMING IN. >> GIMME A WHISKEY.
>>
>> GIMME A WHISKEY. >> IT'S UPSIDE DOWN, BUT--
>>
>> IT'S UPSIDE DOWN, BUT-- >> [laughing] IS IT UPSIDE DOWN?
>>
>> [laughing] IS IT UPSIDE DOWN? >> I WASN'T GONNA SAY NOTHING.
>>
>> I WASN'T GONNA SAY NOTHING. >> OF COURSE IT'S UPSIDE