>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH. >> SO NEAT.
>>
>> OOH. >> SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME.
>>
>> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME. >> YEAH!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME. >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> BUBBA, I THINK THE CANARY
HAS
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> BUBBA, I THINK THE CANARY HAS LANDED.
>>
>> BUBBA, I THINK THE CANARY HAS LANDED. >> I JUST REALIZED Y'ALL JUST
AIN'T
HAS LANDED. >> I JUST REALIZED Y'ALL JUST AIN'T AS GOOD AS Y'ALL THINK
Y'ALL
>> I JUST REALIZED Y'ALL JUST AIN'T AS GOOD AS Y'ALL THINK Y'ALL ARE.
>>
AIN'T AS GOOD AS Y'ALL THINK Y'ALL ARE. >> SHUT THE HELL UP.
>>
Y'ALL ARE. >> SHUT THE HELL UP. >> SHUT ME UP.
>>
>> SHUT THE HELL UP. >> SHUT ME UP. >> I DON'T BELIEVE IN VIOLENCE,
BUT
>> SHUT ME UP. >> I DON'T BELIEVE IN VIOLENCE, BUT I DO BELIEVE IN KICKING
KENNY'S
>> I DON'T BELIEVE IN VIOLENCE, BUT I DO BELIEVE IN KICKING KENNY'S ASS.
>>
BUT I DO BELIEVE IN KICKING KENNY'S ASS. >> HOW ARE YOU, GUYS?
I
KENNY'S ASS. >> HOW ARE YOU, GUYS? I INVITED MY AUNTS AND MY
GRANDMA
>> HOW ARE YOU, GUYS? I INVITED MY AUNTS AND MY GRANDMA PAT OVER TO THE DEBUT OF
MY
I INVITED MY AUNTS AND MY GRANDMA PAT OVER TO THE DEBUT OF MY MASTERPIECE CREATION.
WHAT
GRANDMA PAT OVER TO THE DEBUT OF MY MASTERPIECE CREATION. WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
>>
MY MASTERPIECE CREATION. WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? >> OH, KING TUT.
>>
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? >> OH, KING TUT. >> IT'S DIFFERENT.
>>
>> OH, KING TUT. >> IT'S DIFFERENT. >> I'M JUST AHEAD OF MY TIME.
>>
>> IT'S DIFFERENT. >> I'M JUST AHEAD OF MY TIME. >> LOOK AT ALL THIS POTENTIAL
IN
>> I'M JUST AHEAD OF MY TIME. >> LOOK AT ALL THIS POTENTIAL IN HERE.
>>
>> LOOK AT ALL THIS POTENTIAL IN HERE. >> both: WOW.
>>
IN HERE. >> both: WOW. >> LOOK AT THAT.
>>
>> both: WOW. >> LOOK AT THAT. >> THE BEATLES PROBABLY USED
THIS
>> LOOK AT THAT. >> THE BEATLES PROBABLY USED THIS FOR HEY, JUDE.
I
>> THE BEATLES PROBABLY USED THIS FOR HEY, JUDE. I MEAN, THIS IS, LIKE,
THE
THIS FOR HEY, JUDE. I MEAN, THIS IS, LIKE, THE HOLY GRAIL.
[country
[country western music]
>>
[country western music] >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB.
CHA-CHING!
>>
CHA-CHING! >> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG. >> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER
I
>> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER I PAINT IT.
>>
I PAINT IT. >> I SEE TREASURE.
DOLLAR
>> I SEE TREASURE. DOLLAR SIGNS!
>>
DOLLAR SIGNS! >> THIS IS OUR TURF.
>>
>> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS.
>>
>> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING.
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER!
>>
>> WOMEN POWER! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> LET IT GO.
>>
>> LET IT GO. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT ♪
♪
>> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT ♪ ♪ I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
>>
♪ I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS OWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS OWN ♪ >> AND IT'S SOLD!
[cows
>> AND IT'S SOLD! [cows mooing]
TODAY
[cows mooing] TODAY WE'RE IN THE EAST TEXAS
TOWN
TODAY WE'RE IN THE EAST TEXAS TOWN OF TYLER.
HERE'S
TOWN OF TYLER. HERE'S AN EAST TEXAS JOKE FOR
YOU.
A
YOU. A STATE TROOPER PULLS OVER A
PICKUP,
A STATE TROOPER PULLS OVER A PICKUP, AND HE ASKS THE DRIVER,
"GOT
PICKUP, AND HE ASKS THE DRIVER, "GOT ANY I.D.?"
DRIVER
"GOT ANY I.D.?" DRIVER SAYS, "ABOUT WHAT?"
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> YOU THINK OLD CATFISH KENNY
GONNA
>> YOU THINK OLD CATFISH KENNY GONNA BE HERE TODAY?
>>
GONNA BE HERE TODAY? >> WELL, I HOPE SO.
THAT'S
>> WELL, I HOPE SO. THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON WE'RE
COMING.
I'LL
COMING. I'LL DRIVE ANYWHERE TO PICK
A
I'LL DRIVE ANYWHERE TO PICK A FIGHT.
LATELY,
A FIGHT. LATELY, KENNY'S BEEN IN OUR
FACE.
NOW
FACE. NOW WE'RE IN HIS REDNECK OF
THE
NOW WE'RE IN HIS REDNECK OF THE WOODS, AND IT'S TIME FOR
A
THE WOODS, AND IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE PAYBACK.
KENNY
A LITTLE PAYBACK. KENNY STOVE--WHAT'S THE LAST
NAME,
KENNY STOVE--WHAT'S THE LAST NAME, STOVE?
>>
NAME, STOVE? >> I DON'T KNOW.
IT
>> I DON'T KNOW. IT MIGHT BE REFRIGERATOR.
>>
IT MIGHT BE REFRIGERATOR. >> [chuckles]
>>
>> [chuckles] >> AHH, EAST TEXAS.
TODAY,
>> AHH, EAST TEXAS. TODAY, I GOTTA GET MY MOJO BACK.
I'M
TODAY, I GOTTA GET MY MOJO BACK. I'M THE FIRST TO ADMIT--
I'VE
I'M THE FIRST TO ADMIT-- I'VE BEEN IN A SLUMP.
SO
I'VE BEEN IN A SLUMP. SO TODAY, I'M GONNA TURN UP THE
CHARM
SO TODAY, I'M GONNA TURN UP THE CHARM AND BUST SOME BUYER BUTT.
HEY.
>>
HEY. >> HOW ARE YOU?
>
>> HOW ARE YOU? > GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
>>
> GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? >> I'M GREAT, I'M GREAT.
>>
>> I'M GREAT, I'M GREAT. >> I WOULD LOVE TO--
OH,
>> I WOULD LOVE TO-- OH, DID YOU BRAID THAT YOURSELF?
>>
OH, DID YOU BRAID THAT YOURSELF? >> YEAH, YEP.
>>
>> YEAH, YEP. >> HOW ARE YOU?
>>
>> HOW ARE YOU? >> SEMI DECENT.
HOW
>> SEMI DECENT. HOW ABOUT YOURSELF?
>>
HOW ABOUT YOURSELF? >> SEMI DECENT?
OH,
>> SEMI DECENT? OH, WELL, HOW CAN WE MAKE YOU
GREAT?
>>
GREAT? >> IT'S TIME TO TAME THESE
EAST
>> IT'S TIME TO TAME THESE EAST TEXAS WOLVES.
THESE
EAST TEXAS WOLVES. THESE EAST TEXAS CLODHOPPERS
DON'T
THESE EAST TEXAS CLODHOPPERS DON'T SCARE ME.
TODAY,
TODAY, I'M GUNNING FOR VINTAGE.
AND
TODAY, I'M GUNNING FOR VINTAGE. AND THEY BETTER NOT GET IN MY
WAY.
STAND
AND THEY BETTER NOT GET IN MY WAY. STAND MY GROUND AND BE STRONG
LIKE
>>
>> BUBBA,
>> BUBBA, I THINK THE CANARY HAS
LANDED.
>>
>> BUBBA, I THINK THE CANARY HAS LANDED. >> "XTREME."
>>
LANDED. >> "XTREME." >> THERE HE IS.
>>
>> "XTREME." >> THERE HE IS. >> THE EAST TEXAS GARBAGE MAN
HAS
>> THERE HE IS. >> THE EAST TEXAS GARBAGE MAN HAS ARRIVED.
[chuckles]
>>
HAS ARRIVED. [chuckles] >> WELL, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN
EAST
[chuckles] >> WELL, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN EAST TEXAS.
LOOK
>> WELL, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN EAST TEXAS. LOOK AT EVERYBODY THAT COME OUT
TO
EAST TEXAS. LOOK AT EVERYBODY THAT COME OUT TO SEE ME TOO.
>>
LOOK AT EVERYBODY THAT COME OUT TO SEE ME TOO. >> IS THISHE SAME PLACE YOU
GOT
TO SEE ME TOO. >> IS THISHE SAME PLACE YOU GOT THE PAINT FOR YOUR VAN?
>>
>> IS THISHE SAME PLACE YOU GOT THE PAINT FOR YOUR VAN? >> WHAT'D YOU SAY?
WELL,
GOT THE PAINT FOR YOUR VAN? >> WHAT'D YOU SAY? WELL, LOOKIE HERE, THE ASSES
FROM
>> WHAT'D YOU SAY? WELL, LOOKIE HERE, THE ASSES FROM LAMPASAS.
BOY,
BOY, THEY'RE UP HERE ON MY HOME
TURF.
WHAT
WHAT DID
WHAT DID YOU DRIVE UP HERE FOR?
>>
WHAT DID YOU DRIVE UP HERE FOR? >> JUST TO [...] WITH YOU.
>>
WHAT DID YOU DRIVE UP HERE FOR? >> JUST TO [...] WITH YOU. >> THIS IS MY TURF, BUDDY.
I'MA
>> JUST TO [...] WITH YOU. >> THIS IS MY TURF, BUDDY. I'MA PUT A WHOOPING ON HIM
EAST
>> THIS IS MY TURF, BUDDY. I'MA PUT A WHOOPING ON HIM EAST TEXAS-STYLE.
ARE
I'MA PUT A WHOOPING ON HIM EAST TEXAS-STYLE. ARE YOU READY TO ARM WRESTLE?
>>
EAST TEXAS-STYLE. ARE YOU READY TO ARM WRESTLE? >> HOW ABOUT I FLIP YOU FOR
>>
>> OKAY,
>> OKAY, LET'S GO.
GO
>> OKAY, LET'S GO. GO AHEAD, I'M GONNA LET YOU
FLIP
>> OKAY, LET'S GO. GO AHEAD, I'M GONNA LET YOU FLIP IT AND CALL IT.
>>
GO AHEAD, I'M GONNA LET YOU FLIP IT AND CALL IT. >> NO, I DON'T WANT TO CALL IT.
>>
FLIP IT AND CALL IT. >> NO, I DON'T WANT TO CALL IT. >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
>> NO, I DON'T WANT TO CALL IT. >> OH, MY GOD. >> HEADS.
WHAT
>> OH, MY GOD. >> HEADS. WHAT IS IT?
>>
>> HEADS. WHAT IS IT? >> OF COURSE, IT'S TAILS.
>>
WHAT IS IT? >> OF COURSE, IT'S TAILS. >> GOT YOU MONEY TO BUY A LOCKER
WITH
>> OF COURSE, IT'S TAILS. >> GOT YOU MONEY TO BUY A LOCKER WITH NOW, DON'T YOU, BUDDY?
>>
>> GOT YOU MONEY TO BUY A LOCKER WITH NOW, DON'T YOU, BUDDY? >> BETTER GET YOUR QUARTER.
>>
WITH NOW, DON'T YOU, BUDDY? >> BETTER GET YOUR QUARTER. >> OH, YOU CAN HAVE IT.
[snickers]
>>
>> OH, YOU CAN HAVE IT. [snickers] >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
[snickers] >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
WE'RE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE WILL BE NO STEPPING
INSIDE,
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE WILL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE,
NO
THERE WILL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES.
THERE
INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES. THERE WILL BE NO DASH FOR CASH.
PLEASE
NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES. THERE WILL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
TH
THERE WILL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY TH HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
ARE
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY TH HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
TH HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S
>>
>> THERE'S TWO TACKLE BOXES.
I
>> THERE'S TWO TACKLE BOXES. I MEAN, THERE'S SOME COOL LURES
AND
>> THERE'S TWO TACKLE BOXES. I MEAN, THERE'S SOME COOL LURES AND STUFF FOR SHING.
>>
I MEAN, THERE'S SOME COOL LURES AND STUFF FOR SHING. >> NICE COFFEE MAKER, SOME STUFF
THAT
AND STUFF FOR SHING. >> NICE COFFEE MAKER, SOME STUFF THAT YOU COULD MAKE MONEY OFF
OF,
>> NICE COFFEE MAKER, SOME STUFF THAT YOU COULD MAKE MONEY OFF OF, BUT I'M GONNA HOLD OUT.
>>
THAT YOU COULD MAKE MONEY OFF OF, BUT I'M GONNA HOLD OUT. >> HEY, THERE'S A BACKHOE RIGHT
THERE.
>>
>> HEY, THERE'S A BACKHOE RIGHT THERE. >> THERE'S AN AX.
THIS
THERE. >> THERE'S AN AX. THIS LOCKER HAS A LOT OF
BEAT-UP
>> THERE'S AN AX. THIS LOCKER HAS A LOT OF BEAT-UP JUNK--
RIGHT
THIS LOCKER HAS A LOT OF BEAT-UP JUNK-- RIGHT UP KENNY'S ALLEY.
FROM
BEAT-UP JUNK-- RIGHT UP KENNY'S ALLEY. FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, IT LOOKS
LIKE
RIGHT UP KENNY'S ALLEY. FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR STUFF.
>>
FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR STUFF. >> YOU KNOW ME.
I
LIKE YOUR STUFF. >> YOU KNOW ME. I TURN TRASH TO CASH.
GOT
>> YOU KNOW ME. I TURN TRASH TO CASH. GOT A GOOD ROD AND REEL IN
THE
I TURN TRASH TO CASH. GOT A GOOD ROD AND REEL IN THE BACK.
I
GOT A GOOD ROD AND REEL IN THE BACK. I SEE A COUPLE TACKLE BOXES,
REAL
THE BACK. I SEE A COUPLE TACKLE BOXES, REAL INTERESTING.
THEM
I SEE A COUPLE TACKLE BOXES, REAL INTERESTING. THEM BOYS CAN'T EVEN SEE OVER
THEIR
REAL INTERESTING. THEM BOYS CAN'T EVEN SEE OVER THEIR BELLIES.
I
THEM BOYS CAN'T EVEN SEE OVER THEIR BELLIES. I KNOW THERE'S MONEY IN THIS
LOCKER.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 25, 50.
50.
GENTLEMEN, 25, 50. 50. NOW 75.
$100.
>>
$100. >> YEAH, 100.
>>
>> YEAH, 100. >> I GOT 100.
>>
>> I GOT 100. >> 200.
>>
>> 200. >> 200 NOW.
CAN
>> 200 NOW. CAN I GET 225?
>>
CAN I GET 225? >> NO, MAN.
>>
>> NO, MAN. >> 225 GOING ONCE.
225
>> 225 GOING ONCE. 225 GOING TWICE.
I
225 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE, $200.
>>
I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE, $200. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
IF
>> THAT'S RIGHT. IF YOU CAN'T MAKE MONEY RIGHT
THERE,
IF YOU CAN'T MAKE MONEY RIGHT THERE, GO YOUR ASS BACK TO
LAMPASAS.
YOU
YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW, THEY THINK THEY CAN
COME
YOU KNOW, THEY THINK THEY CAN COME OUT HERE AND BEAT ME.
[chuckles]
NOT
COME OUT HERE AND BEAT ME. [chuckles] NOT IN MY HOUSE.
>>
>> I
>> I DON'T LIKE HOW DISORGANIZED
IT
>> I DON'T LIKE HOW DISORGANIZED IT IS, BUT IT'S GOT A GREAT OLD
HEADBOARD.
YOU
IT IS, BUT IT'S GOT A GREAT OLD HEADBOARD. YOU CAN SEE TWO LITTLE VINTAGE
TABLES.
MORE
YOU CAN SEE TWO LITTLE VINTAGE TABLES. MORE SHABBY THAN CHIC, BUT
THERE'S
TABLES. MORE SHABBY THAN CHIC, BUT THERE'S DEFINITELY SOME PIECES
I
MORE SHABBY THAN CHIC, BUT THERE'S DEFINITELY SOME PIECES I CAN WORK WITH IN THERE.
>>
THERE'S DEFINITELY SOME PIECES I CAN WORK WITH IN THERE. >> IT LOOKS LIKE A TRUNK BACK
THERE.
AND
>> IT LOOKS LIKE A TRUNK BACK THERE. AND I LOVE TRUNKS, BECAUSE WHO
KNOWS
THERE. AND I LOVE TRUNKS, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT'S IN IT?
MAYBE
AND I LOVE TRUNKS, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT'S IN IT? MAYBE TREASURES GALORE.
SOMETIMES
KNOWS WHAT'S IN IT? MAYBE TREASURES GALORE. SOMETIMES IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SEE.
I'M
MAYBE TREASURES GALORE. SOMETIMES IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SEE. I'M GOING BY INSTINCT ON THIS
ONE.
>>
I'M GOING BY INSTINCT ON THIS ONE. >> [deep breath] OUCH.
MY
ONE. >> [deep breath] OUCH. MY FAVORITE THING IS WHEN THEY
LABEL
>> [deep breath] OUCH. MY FAVORITE THING IS WHEN THEY LABEL IT "JUNK."
>>
>> I
>> I WOULDN'T WISH THIS LOCKER
ON
>> I WOULDN'T WISH THIS LOCKER ON MY WORST ENEMY, BUT I HOPE
KENNY
ON MY WORST ENEMY, BUT I HOPE KENNY GETS IT.
>>
KENNY GETS IT. >> I'M LOOKING FOR STUFF FOR MY
SHOP.
IT'S
SHOP. IT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT TOO MANY
BOXES
IT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT TOO MANY BOXES PROBABLY FOR ME.
THIS
BOXES PROBABLY FOR ME. THIS LOCKER IS LIKE A DOG WITH
FLEAS.
HERE,
FLEAS. HERE, RICKY, COME ON, BUBBA,
COME
HERE, RICKY, COME ON, BUBBA, COME ON.
>>
COME ON. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, $100 BILL.
NOW
GENTLEMEN, $100 BILL. NOW A QUARTER, 125.
150?
>>
150? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 175 TO YOU.
NOW
>> NOW 175 TO YOU. NOW 200 THERE. 225?
>>
NOW 200 THERE. 225? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 250.
NOW
>> NOW 250. NOW 275.
>>
NOW 275. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 275.
AND
>> 275. AND 300.
300.
AND 300. 300. NOW 325.
NOW
300. NOW 325. NOW 350.
350.
NOW 350. 350. CAN I GET 350?
350.
350. CAN I GET 350? 350. NOW 375.
CAN
350. NOW 375. CAN I GET 375?
ANYBODY
CAN I GET 375? ANYBODY ELSE, 375?
375
ANYBODY ELSE, 375? 375 GOING ONCE.
375
375 GOING ONCE. 375 GOING TWICE.
I
375 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE.
$350,
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE. $350, MARY.
>>
$350, MARY. >> YES.
IN
>> YES. IN YOUR FACE, IN YOUR FACE, AND
IN
IN YOUR FACE, IN YOUR FACE, AND IN YOUR FACE.
THIS
THIS IS
THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST LOCKER
OF
THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST LOCKER OF MY LIFE.
I'M
THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST LOCKER OF MY LIFE. I'M GONNA STICK AROUND AND SEE
IF
OF MY LIFE. I'M GONNA STICK AROUND AND SEE IF MY INSTINCT IS RIGHT.
I
I'M GONNA STICK AROUND AND SEE IF MY INSTINCT IS RIGHT. I KNOW THERE'S VINTAGE BURIED
IN
IF MY INSTINCT IS RIGHT. I KNOW THERE'S VINTAGE BURIED IN HERE.
OH,
I KNOW THERE'S VINTAGE BURIED IN HERE. OH, GREAT.
THIS
IN HERE. OH, GREAT. THIS ONE'S LABELED "JUNK."
UGH.
A
A BUNCH
A BUNCH OF CRUSTY SHOES,
ZERO
A BUNCH OF CRUSTY SHOES, ZERO DOLLARS.
[coughs]
AHH.
IT'S
AHH. IT'S JUST OLD FOOD.
AND
IT'S JUST OLD FOOD. AND THERE'S, LIKE, POOP COMING
OUT
AND THERE'S, LIKE, POOP COMING OUT OF IT.
I
OUT OF IT. I HOPE I DON'T HAVE A DISEASE
AFTER
I HOPE I DON'T HAVE A DISEASE AFTER THIS.
SICK!
OKAY,
SICK! OKAY, THIS, I WAS EXCITED ABOUT,
BUT
OKAY, THIS, I WAS EXCITED ABOUT, BUT THIS IS JUST PARTICLE BOARD,
15
BUT THIS IS JUST PARTICLE BOARD, 15 BUCKS.
THIS
15 BUCKS. THIS IS A CRAPPY HEADBOARD, AND
THIS
THIS IS A CRAPPY HEADBOARD, AND THIS HAS CLEARLY SEEN A LOT OF
ACTION.
THIS
ACTION. THIS IS GOING STRAIGHT TO
THE
THIS IS GOING STRAIGHT TO THE DUMP.
WHY
WHY DID
WHY DID I
WHY DID I BUY THIS FREAKING
LOCKER?
THERE
WHY DID I BUY THIS FREAKING LOCKER? THERE BETTER BE SOMETHING IN
THIS
LOCKER? THERE BETTER BE SOMETHING IN THIS TRUNK.
OKAY,
THERE BETTER BE SOMETHING IN THIS TRUNK. OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN
OOH!
THERE'S
OOH! THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING IN
HERE
OOH! THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING IN HERE THAT'S WORTH MONEY.
OKAY,
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING IN HERE THAT'S WORTH MONEY. OKAY, LET'S LOOK WHAT'S UNDER
HERE.
OH,
OKAY, LET'S LOOK WHAT'S UNDER HERE. OH, DANG IT, IT LOOKS LIKE
A
HERE. OH, DANG IT, IT LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF PERSONAL KEEPSAKE
STUFF.
IT'S
A BUNCH OF PERSONAL KEEPSAKE STUFF. IT'S NOT GONNA MAKE ME ANY
MONEY.
BUT
BUT THIS
BUT THIS TRUNK IS VERY COOL.
I
BUT THIS TRUNK IS VERY COOL. I CAN EASILY SELL IT IN THE SHOP
FOR
I CAN EASILY SELL IT IN THE SHOP FOR 75 BUCKS.
[sighs]
FOR 75 BUCKS. [sighs] I GOT A LOT OF MAKING
UP
[sighs] I GOT A LOT OF MAKING UP TO DO STILL.
TRASH,
UP TO DO STILL. TRASH, TRASH, ZERO, TRASH.
[laughs]
OH!
WELL,
WELL, SO
WELL, SO FAR, I COULD OPEN UP
A
WELL, SO FAR, I COULD OPEN UP A CARDBOARD BOX STORE.
JEEZ,
WELL, SO FAR, I COULD OPEN UP A CARDBOARD BOX STORE. JEEZ, 375 BUCKS FOR ALL THESE.
I'M
A CARDBOARD BOX STORE. JEEZ, 375 BUCKS FOR ALL THESE. I'M IN THE HOLE, UNLESS I CAN
MAKE
JEEZ, 375 BUCKS FOR ALL THESE. I'M IN THE HOLE, UNLESS I CAN MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF ALL THESE
BOXES.
WHEN
MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF ALL THESE BOXES. WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS,
YOU
BOXES. WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU MAKE LEMONADE.
BUT
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU MAKE LEMONADE. BUT WHEN A LOCKER GIVES YOU
CARDBOARD
YOU MAKE LEMONADE. BUT WHEN A LOCKER GIVES YOU CARDBOARD BOXES--
WELL,
BUT WHEN A LOCKER GIVES YOU CARDBOARD BOXES-- WELL, I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING
>>
>> I
>> I THINK WE GOT A SET OF SIX
CHAIRS.
I
>> I THINK WE GOT A SET OF SIX CHAIRS. I SEE THE TABLE LEGS.
THAT
CHAIRS. I SEE THE TABLE LEGS. THAT MEANS A TABLE'S PROBABLY IN
HERE
I SEE THE TABLE LEGS. THAT MEANS A TABLE'S PROBABLY IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
ANTIQUE
THAT MEANS A TABLE'S PROBABLY IN HERE SOMEWHERE. ANTIQUE FURNITURE, MYSTERY BINS?
I
HERE SOMEWHERE. ANTIQUE FURNITURE, MYSTERY BINS? I HAVE A NAME FOR THIS
LOCKER--SLUMP
ANTIQUE FURNITURE, MYSTERY BINS? I HAVE A NAME FOR THIS LOCKER--SLUMP BUSTER.
>>
I HAVE A NAME FOR THIS LOCKER--SLUMP BUSTER. >> SET OF END TABLES, COOL
VINTAGE
LOCKER--SLUMP BUSTER. >> SET OF END TABLES, COOL VINTAGE RADIO, A-PLUS.
>>
>> SET OF END TABLES, COOL VINTAGE RADIO, A-PLUS. >> HELL, YEAH, MAN, LOOK HOW
MANY
VINTAGE RADIO, A-PLUS. >> HELL, YEAH, MAN, LOOK HOW MANY TUBS THERE ARE.
I
>> HELL, YEAH, MAN, LOOK HOW MANY TUBS THERE ARE. I LOVE TUBS.
>>
MANY TUBS THERE ARE. I LOVE TUBS. >> YEAH.
>>
I LOVE TUBS. >> YEAH. >> WE'RE ALL OVER THAT.
THIS
>> YEAH. >> WE'RE ALL OVER THAT. THIS IS EASILY THE BEST LOCKER
OF
>> WE'RE ALL OVER THAT. THIS IS EASILY THE BEST LOCKER OF THE DAY.
>>
THIS IS EASILY THE BEST LOCKER OF THE DAY. >> OLD COMMERCIAL SEWING
MACHINE.
THE
>> OLD COMMERCIAL SEWING MACHINE. THE LAST ONE I HAD, I SOLD FOR
$150
MACHINE. THE LAST ONE I HAD, I SOLD FOR $150 SOMETHING.
JUST
THE LAST ONE I HAD, I SOLD FOR $150 SOMETHING. JUST HAVE TO SEE WHAT IT GOES
FOR.
THIS
JUST HAVE TO SEE WHAT IT GOES FOR. THIS IS A GOOD-LOOKING LOCKER.
IT
FOR. THIS IS A GOOD-LOOKING LOCKER. IT KIND OF REMINDS ME OF
SOMEBODY--ME.
[laughs]
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 100.
>>
GENTLEMEN, 100. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> I GOT 100.
NOW
>> I GOT 100. NOW 200?
>>
NOW 200? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 300?
>>
>> NOW 300? >> YO!
>>
>> YO! >> THANK YOU. NOW 400?
NOW
>> THANK YOU. NOW 400? NOW 500?
>>
NOW 500? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 600? 700?
800?
>>
800? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 800. DON'T LET THE GIRLS
BEAT
>> 800. DON'T LET THE GIRLS BEAT YOU.
>>
BEAT YOU. >> 1,000.
>>
>> 1,000. >> 1,000?
BACK
>> 1,000? BACK OFF, BOYS.
THIS
BACK OFF, BOYS. THIS ONE'S MINE.
>>
THIS ONE'S MINE. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,050?
1,075?
AND
1,075? AND 1,100.
1,125?
>>
1,125? >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> NOW 1,150?
>>
>> NOW 1,150? >> DO YOU BELIEVE THIS [bleep]?
>>
>> DO YOU BELIEVE THIS [bleep]? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,175?
>>
>> 1,175? >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> 1,175. 1,200?
CAN
>> 1,175. 1,200? CAN I GET $1,200?
>>
CAN I GET $1,200? >> THEY HAVE LOST THEIR MIND.
>>
>> THEY HAVE LOST THEIR MIND. >> $1,200, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
YOU'RE
>> $1,200, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. YOU'RE OUT.
1,200
YOU'RE OUT. 1,200 GOING ONCE.
1,200
1,200 GOING ONCE. 1,200 GOING TWICE.
I
1,200 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
>>
I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE. >> WHOO, YEAH!
♪
>> WHOO, YEAH! ♪ I GOT MY MOJO BACK ♪
♪
♪ I GOT MY MOJO BACK ♪ ♪ I GOT MY MOJO BACK ♪
[indistinct chatter]
>>
[indistinct chatter] >> WHOO!
>>
[indistinct chatter] >> WHOO! >> I LIKE THAT LITTLE SIDEBOARD
THERE.
IT'S
>> I LIKE THAT LITTLE SIDEBOARD THERE. IT'S CUTE.
THERE'S
THERE. IT'S CUTE. THERE'S A LITTLE DRESSER
UNDERNEATH
IT'S CUTE. THERE'S A LITTLE DRESSER UNDERNEATH IT.
SINCE
THERE'S A LITTLE DRESSER UNDERNEATH IT. SINCE I'M ON A ROLL, I MAY TAKE
THIS
UNDERNEATH IT. SINCE I'M ON A ROLL, I MAY TAKE THIS ONE TOO.
>>
SINCE I'M ON A ROLL, I MAY TAKE THIS ONE TOO. >> THAT LOOKS LIKE A NICE-SHAPED
CHAIR
THIS ONE TOO. >> THAT LOOKS LIKE A NICE-SHAPED CHAIR BACK THERE.
THAT
>> THAT LOOKS LIKE A NICE-SHAPED CHAIR BACK THERE. THAT CAN BE RE-COVERED.
THE
CHAIR BACK THERE. THAT CAN BE RE-COVERED. THE LAMPSHADES BACK THERE ARE
VERY
THAT CAN BE RE-COVERED. THE LAMPSHADES BACK THERE ARE VERY COOL.
THEY'RE
THE LAMPSHADES BACK THERE ARE VERY COOL. THEY'RE VERY VINTAGE.
>>
VERY COOL. THEY'RE VERY VINTAGE. >> REAL NICE LITTLE DEEP FREEZE.
IT
THEY'RE VERY VINTAGE. >> REAL NICE LITTLE DEEP FREEZE. IT PROBABLY WORKS OR IT WOULDN'T
BE
>> REAL NICE LITTLE DEEP FREEZE. IT PROBABLY WORKS OR IT WOULDN'T BE IN STORAGE.
HEY,
IT PROBABLY WORKS OR IT WOULDN'T BE IN STORAGE. HEY, THIS IS A GREAT LOCKER
RIGHT
BE IN STORAGE. HEY, THIS IS A GREAT LOCKER RIGHT HERE.
I
HEY, THIS IS A GREAT LOCKER RIGHT HERE. I GUESS THAT MR. AND MRS.
LAMPASAS
RIGHT HERE. I GUESS THAT MR. AND MRS. LAMPASAS JUST WON'T BE BIDDING.
>>
I GUESS THAT MR. AND MRS. LAMPASAS JUST WON'T BE BIDDING. >> THAT'S A KENNY COUCH, KENNY
CHAIR,
LAMPASAS JUST WON'T BE BIDDING. >> THAT'S A KENNY COUCH, KENNY CHAIR, KENNY GARBAGE BAGS.
CRAP.
>>
CHAIR, KENNY GARBAGE BAGS. CRAP. >> YOU GONNA GO BACK TO
LAMPASAS
CRAP. >> YOU GONNA GO BACK TO LAMPASAS WITH YOUR ASS TUCKED
BETWEEN
>> YOU GONNA GO BACK TO LAMPASAS WITH YOUR ASS TUCKED BETWEEN YOUR TAIL, I PROMISE
YOU.
>>
BETWEEN YOUR TAIL, I PROMISE YOU. >> OH, MY GOD.
SHUT
YOU. >> OH, MY GOD. SHUT THE HELL UP.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD. SHUT THE HELL UP. >> SHUT ME UP.
>>
SHUT THE HELL UP. >> SHUT ME UP. >> UGH.
EVERYBODY
>> SHUT ME UP. >> UGH. EVERYBODY HERE SEES WHAT YOU
BUY,
>> UGH. EVERYBODY HERE SEES WHAT YOU BUY, RIGHT?
YOU
EVERYBODY HERE SEES WHAT YOU BUY, RIGHT? YOU SEE WHAT HE BUYS.
DENTED
BUY, RIGHT? YOU SEE WHAT HE BUYS. DENTED TOASTERS AND THREE-LEGGED
WHATEVER
YOU SEE WHAT HE BUYS. DENTED TOASTERS AND THREE-LEGGED WHATEVER THE HELL.
>>
DENTED TOASTERS AND THREE-LEGGED WHATEVER THE HELL. >> THEY DON'T SEE YOU BUYING
NOTHING.
ALL
>> THEY DON'T SEE YOU BUYING NOTHING. ALL THEY SEE YOU DOING IS
RUNNING
NOTHING. ALL THEY SEE YOU DOING IS RUNNING YOUR MOUTH.
>>
ALL THEY SEE YOU DOING IS RUNNING YOUR MOUTH. >> I DON'T BUY CRAP.
I
RUNNING YOUR MOUTH. >> I DON'T BUY CRAP. I DON'T BELIEVE IN VIOLENCE, BUT
I
>> I DON'T BUY CRAP. I DON'T BELIEVE IN VIOLENCE, BUT I DO BELIEVE IN KICKING KENNY'S
ASS.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
SELLING
GENTLEMEN. SELLING A LITTLE FURNITURE
LOCKER
SELLING A LITTLE FURNITURE LOCKER HERE.
WHO'LL
LOCKER HERE. WHO'LL DO 25?
>>
WHO'LL DO 25? >> 300.
325
>> 300. 325 GOING ONCE.
325
325 GOING ONCE. 325 GOING TWICE.
SOLD
325 GOING TWICE. SOLD IT, $300.
>>
SOLD IT, $300. >> THERE IT IS, RIGHT THERE.
JUST
>> THERE IT IS, RIGHT THERE. JUST 300 BUCKS.
IT'S
IT'S JUST
IT'S JUST TEN LOTTERY TICKETS,
I
IT'S JUST TEN LOTTERY TICKETS, I MEAN, COME ON.
>>
IT'S JUST TEN LOTTERY TICKETS, I MEAN, COME ON. >> HELL, YOU COULD HAVE GOT IT
FOR
I MEAN, COME ON. >> HELL, YOU COULD HAVE GOT IT FOR 50 IF YOU'D JUST BID SMART.
>>
>> HELL, YOU COULD HAVE GOT IT FOR 50 IF YOU'D JUST BID SMART. >> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHAT
FOR 50 IF YOU'D JUST BID SMART. >> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS YOU NEED
TO
>> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS YOU NEED TO SHUT UP AND GO ON BACK TO
LAMPASAS
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS YOU NEED TO SHUT UP AND GO ON BACK TO LAMPASAS WITH YOUR EMPTY-ASS
TRUCK.
YOU
LAMPASAS WITH YOUR EMPTY-ASS TRUCK. YOU KNOW, OUT HERE IN
EAST
TRUCK. YOU KNOW, OUT HERE IN EAST TEXAS, WE HAVE AN OLD
SAYING,
YOU KNOW, OUT HERE IN EAST TEXAS, WE HAVE AN OLD SAYING, "ADIOS, LOSERS."
>>
EAST TEXAS, WE HAVE AN OLD SAYING, "ADIOS, LOSERS." >> [sighs]
THAT'S
SAYING, "ADIOS, LOSERS." >> [sighs] THAT'S A LONG WAY TO COME TO
STRIKE
>> [sighs] THAT'S A LONG WAY TO COME TO STRIKE OUT, MAN.
>>
THAT'S A LONG WAY TO COME TO STRIKE OUT, MAN. >> YEAH, EAST TEXAS IS A LONG
DAMN
STRIKE OUT, MAN. >> YEAH, EAST TEXAS IS A LONG DAMN WAY.
>>
>> YEAH, EAST TEXAS IS A LONG DAMN WAY. >> SHOOT, I THOUGHT Y'ALL WAS
GONNA
DAMN WAY. >> SHOOT, I THOUGHT Y'ALL WAS GONNA BE A LITTLE COMPETITION
FOR
>> SHOOT, I THOUGHT Y'ALL WAS GONNA BE A LITTLE COMPETITION FOR ME TODAY.
>>
GONNA BE A LITTLE COMPETITION FOR ME TODAY. >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
FOR ME TODAY. >> OH, MY GOD. >> I JUST REALIZED Y'ALL JUST
AIN'T
>> OH, MY GOD. >> I JUST REALIZED Y'ALL JUST AIN'T AS GOOD AS Y'ALL THINK
Y'ALL
>> I JUST REALIZED Y'ALL JUST AIN'T AS GOOD AS Y'ALL THINK Y'ALL ARE.
>>
AIN'T AS GOOD AS Y'ALL THINK Y'ALL ARE. >> NO?
WE'RE
Y'ALL ARE. >> NO? WE'RE NOT BUYING CRAP TODAY.
>>
>> NO? WE'RE NOT BUYING CRAP TODAY. >> CRAP? WHAT DO YOU MEAN CRAP?
WHAT
WE'RE NOT BUYING CRAP TODAY. >> CRAP? WHAT DO YOU MEAN CRAP? WHAT DO YOU MEAN CRAP?
>>
>> CRAP? WHAT DO YOU MEAN CRAP? WHAT DO YOU MEAN CRAP? >> JUST PUMP THE BRAKES THERE,
ACE.
>>
>> JUST PUMP THE BRAKES THERE, ACE. >> HEY, BABE, BACK UP SOME.
YOU
ACE. >> HEY, BABE, BACK UP SOME. YOU KNOW ALL I'M GONNA DO IS GO
CHECK
>> HEY, BABE, BACK UP SOME. YOU KNOW ALL I'M GONNA DO IS GO CHECK MY LOCKERS I BOUGHT, COUNT
MY
YOU KNOW ALL I'M GONNA DO IS GO CHECK MY LOCKERS I BOUGHT, COUNT MY CASH.
Y'ALL
CHECK MY LOCKERS I BOUGHT, COUNT MY CASH. Y'ALL COME ON BACK TO
EAST
MY CASH. Y'ALL COME ON BACK TO EAST TEXAS ANYTIME YOU WANT.
WE
Y'ALL COME ON BACK TO EAST TEXAS ANYTIME YOU WANT. WE LOVE TOURISTS OUT HERE.
>>
EAST TEXAS ANYTIME YOU WANT. WE LOVE TOURISTS OUT HERE. >> TOURISTS.
>>
WE LOVE TOURISTS OUT HERE. >> TOURISTS. >> TOURISTS.
>>
>> TOURISTS. >> TOURISTS. >> HECK, YEAH, I HAVE A NEW
MORTAL
>> TOURISTS. >> HECK, YEAH, I HAVE A NEW MORTAL ENEMY RIGHT THERE.
>>
>> HECK, YEAH, I HAVE A NEW MORTAL ENEMY RIGHT THERE. >> LOOK AT ALL THIS POTENTIAL IN
HERE.
I
>> LOOK AT ALL THIS POTENTIAL IN HERE. I PAID $1,175, BUT THE FURNITURE
ALONE
HERE. I PAID $1,175, BUT THE FURNITURE ALONE IS GONNA MAKE MY MONEY
BACK.
ALL
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS A LITTLE SIDE
TABLE.
IT'S
TABLE. IT'S GOT A MATCHING SET HERE.
THESE
IT'S GOT A MATCHING SET HERE. THESE ARE GREAT, BUT THEY NEED
TOPS.
OH,
TOPS. OH, GOD, WE GOT THE GLASS.
TWO
OH, GOD, WE GOT THE GLASS. TWO TABLES, $60.
OOH,
TWO TABLES, $60. OOH, THIS IS AN AMAZING MIRROR.
THIS
OOH, THIS IS AN AMAZING MIRROR. THIS IS A VINTAGE SYROCO.
AFTER
THIS IS A VINTAGE SYROCO. AFTER I REPAIR IT, $40.
THIS
AFTER I REPAIR IT, $40. THIS IS ANOTHER SYROCO MIRROR,
ANOTHER
THIS IS ANOTHER SYROCO MIRROR, ANOTHER $40.
ALL
ANOTHER $40. ALL RIGHT, THESE ARE AMAZING.
I
ALL RIGHT, THESE ARE AMAZING. I LOVE THEM.
THERE'S
I LOVE THEM. THERE'S A PAIR, AND THEY'RE
TOTALLY
THERE'S A PAIR, AND THEY'RE TOTALLY VINTAGE.
THAT'S
TOTALLY VINTAGE. THAT'S $400.
LET'S
THAT'S $400. LET'S CHECK OUT THESE CHAIRS.
I
LET'S CHECK OUT THESE CHAIRS. I THINK THERE'S A SET OF SIX.
THESE
I THINK THERE'S A SET OF SIX. THESE ARE, LIKE, PRIMITIVE
LADDER-BACK.
$300
LADDER-BACK. $300 FOR THE SET.
ALL
$300 FOR THE SET. ALL RIGHT, PAPERS, FILES--
THIS
ALL RIGHT, PAPERS, FILES-- THIS IS A NO.
ALL
THIS IS A NO. ALL RIGHT, THE BLUE BIN.
IT'S
ALL RIGHT, THE BLUE BIN. IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD ONE.
SWEET.
UH-OH,
SWEET. UH-OH, THIS ONE SAYS "BOOKS."
OKAY,
UH-OH, THIS ONE SAYS "BOOKS." OKAY, "SONGS FOR MEN."
WHAT
OKAY, "SONGS FOR MEN." WHAT KIND OF SONGS DO MEN SING?
"WANDERING
WHAT KIND OF SONGS DO MEN SING? "WANDERING CHILD, OH, COME
HOME."
TRASH.
WHAT
TRASH. WHAT IS THIS?
THIS
WHAT IS THIS? THIS IS, LIKE, A TIME CAPSULE OF
GARBAGE.
"THE
GARBAGE. "THE A.K.G.
THIS
THIS IS
THIS IS KIND OF INTERESTING.
OOH.
I
THIS IS KIND OF INTERESTING. OOH. I THINK THIS IS A MICROPHONE.
I'VE
OOH. I THINK THIS IS A MICROPHONE. I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE
IT.
I'M
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. I'M DEFINITELY GONNA GET THIS
CHECKED
IT. I'M DEFINITELY GONNA GET THIS CHECKED OUT.
THIS
I'M DEFINITELY GONNA GET THIS CHECKED OUT. THIS COULD MAKE ME SOME MONEY.
JENNY'S
CHECKED OUT. THIS COULD MAKE ME SOME MONEY. JENNY'S BACK!
OH,
THIS COULD MAKE ME SOME MONEY. JENNY'S BACK! OH, GOD. AAH!
[laughs]
JENNY'S BACK! OH, GOD. AAH! [laughs] WHY?
>>
OH, GOD. AAH! [laughs] WHY? >> THIS WAS A GREAT DAY.
PUT
[laughs] WHY? >> THIS WAS A GREAT DAY. PUT THE HURT ON RICKY AND BUBBA
AND
>> THIS WAS A GREAT DAY. PUT THE HURT ON RICKY AND BUBBA AND GOT TWO GREAT LOCKERS.
OH,
PUT THE HURT ON RICKY AND BUBBA AND GOT TWO GREAT LOCKERS. OH, YEAH.
NOW
AND GOT TWO GREAT LOCKERS. OH, YEAH. NOW I'M GONNA START WITH MY $300
LOCKER
OH, YEAH. NOW I'M GONNA START WITH MY $300 LOCKER FIRST.
YOU
YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW, I SEEN THE DEEP FREEZE
WHEN
YOU KNOW, I SEEN THE DEEP FREEZE WHEN I COME IN.
IF
WHEN I COME IN. IF IT WORKS, THAT'LL BRING $100
TO
IF IT WORKS, THAT'LL BRING $100 TO US.
THIS
TO US. THIS IS PROBABLY GONNA BE SOME
TYPE
THIS IS PROBABLY GONNA BE SOME TYPE OF A WINE CABINET--
GOOD
TYPE OF A WINE CABINET-- GOOD SOLID WOOD.
LET
GOOD SOLID WOOD. LET ME GET THIS DOWN AND GET IT
RIGHT
LET ME GET THIS DOWN AND GET IT RIGHT OUTSIDE TO WHERE I CAN
TAKE
RIGHT OUTSIDE TO WHERE I CAN TAKE A BETTER LOOK AT IT.
FIXED
TAKE A BETTER LOOK AT IT. FIXED UP AND CLEANED UP, YOU'RE
LOOKING
FIXED UP AND CLEANED UP, YOU'RE LOOKING AT 75 BUCKS.
YOU
LOOKING AT 75 BUCKS. YOU KNOW, YOU GOT ANOTHER
$75
YOU KNOW, YOU GOT ANOTHER $75 HERE.
A
$75 HERE. A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T DO WHAT
I
A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T DO WHAT I DO.
YOU
I DO. YOU KNOW HOW I BOUGHT THIS
LOCKER?
I
LOCKER? I SCARED 'EM TO DEATH.
I
I SCARED 'EM TO DEATH. I SAID, "300 BUCKS."
POW,
I SAID, "300 BUCKS." POW, I BOUGHT IT.
NO
POW, I BOUGHT IT. NO ONE BID AGAINST ME.
TIME
NO ONE BID AGAINST ME. TIME FOR LOCKER NUMBER TWO.
I
TIME FOR LOCKER NUMBER TWO. I SEE NOTHING BUT PROFIT HERE.
GOOD
I SEE NOTHING BUT PROFIT HERE. GOOD OLD PICKAX.
FIBERGLASS
GOOD OLD PICKAX. FIBERGLASS HANDLE KEEP YOU
FROM
FIBERGLASS HANDLE KEEP YOU FROM BREAKING 'EM.
THAT'S
FROM BREAKING 'EM. THAT'S A $25 BILL ANYWHERE.
GOOD
THAT'S A $25 BILL ANYWHERE. GOOD OLD SHARPSHOOTER SHOVEL,
THAT'S
GOOD OLD SHARPSHOOTER SHOVEL, THAT'S 10 BUCKS.
I'M
THAT'S 10 BUCKS. I'M NOT GONNA NEED IT THOUGH.
I
I'M NOT GONNA NEED IT THOUGH. I ALREADY BURIED RICKY AND
BUBBA.
PRETTY
BUBBA. PRETTY NICE LITTLE ROD AND REEL
THERE.
THAT'LL
THERE. THAT'LL BRING $10.
THIS
THAT'LL BRING $10. THIS ONE HERE IS A LITTLE BIT
NICER,
THIS ONE HERE IS A LITTLE BIT NICER, SPINNER REEL.
THAT
NICER, SPINNER REEL. THAT ONE WILL PROBABLY BRING
ABOUT
THAT ONE WILL PROBABLY BRING ABOUT 25.
NOW,
ABOUT 25. NOW, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT IN
HERE.
JUST
HERE. JUST ALL IN ALL, WHEN YOU GET
A
JUST ALL IN ALL, WHEN YOU GET A BOX LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW,
5
A BOX LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW, 5 BUCKS.
THIS
5 BUCKS. THIS LOOKS LIKE THIS IS JUST
GONNA
THIS LOOKS LIKE THIS IS JUST GONNA BE A BUNCH OF
WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
NOW
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. NOW WE'RE GETTING INTO SOME
MONEY.
MAN,
NOW WE'RE GETTING INTO SOME MONEY. MAN, I KIND OF HAVE A LITTLE
IDEA
MONEY. MAN, I KIND OF HAVE A LITTLE IDEA OF WHAT THESE ARE.
SOME
MAN, I KIND OF HAVE A LITTLE IDEA OF WHAT THESE ARE. SOME KIND OF HIGH-TECH DOG
TRAINING
IDEA OF WHAT THESE ARE. SOME KIND OF HIGH-TECH DOG TRAINING SYSTEM.
ALL
SOME KIND OF HIGH-TECH DOG TRAINING SYSTEM. ALL IN ALL, I'VE GOT THREE
CHARGERS,
TRAINING SYSTEM. ALL IN ALL, I'VE GOT THREE CHARGERS, THREE NECK SETS, AND
A
ALL IN ALL, I'VE GOT THREE CHARGERS, THREE NECK SETS, AND A CONTROLLER.
I
CHARGERS, THREE NECK SETS, AND A CONTROLLER. I THINK I'VE GOT A WHOLE SET
HERE,
A CONTROLLER. I THINK I'VE GOT A WHOLE SET HERE, SO WE REALLY NEED TO GET
THESE
I THINK I'VE GOT A WHOLE SET HERE, SO WE REALLY NEED TO GET THESE CHECKED OUT.
THESE
HERE, SO WE REALLY NEED TO GET THESE CHECKED OUT. THESE SHOCK COLLARS ARE FOR
TRAINING.
THEY'RE
THESE SHOCK COLLARS ARE FOR TRAINING. THEY'RE HEAVY-DUTY.
I'M
TRAINING. THEY'RE HEAVY-DUTY. I'M THINKING CHINGALATTA--
AND
THEY'RE HEAVY-DUTY. I'M THINKING CHINGALATTA-- AND THAT MEANS CASH.
I
I'M THINKING CHINGALATTA-- AND THAT MEANS CASH. I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE THIS TO
THE
AND THAT MEANS CASH. I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE THIS TO THE NEXT AUCTION.
I'M
I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE THIS TO THE NEXT AUCTION. I'M GONNA PUT THIS ONE ON
BUBBA'S
THE NEXT AUCTION. I'M GONNA PUT THIS ONE ON BUBBA'S NECK, AND I'M GONNA
STAND
I'M GONNA PUT THIS ONE ON BUBBA'S NECK, AND I'M GONNA STAND BACK AND CONTROL THE WHOLE
SALE
BUBBA'S NECK, AND I'M GONNA STAND BACK AND CONTROL THE WHOLE SALE WITH THAT RIGHT
>>
>> HEY,
>> HEY, GUYS.
>>
>> HEY, GUYS. >> HELLO.
>>
>> HEY, GUYS. >> HELLO. >> ALL I GOT OUT OF THIS CRAPPY
LOCKER--$350
>> HELLO. >> ALL I GOT OUT OF THIS CRAPPY LOCKER--$350 WORTH OF CARDBOARD
BOXES.
SO
LOCKER--$350 WORTH OF CARDBOARD BOXES. SO I HAD TO THINK OUTSIDE OF
THE
BOXES. SO I HAD TO THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX.
HOW
SO I HAD TO THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX. HOW ARE YOU, GUYS?
I
THE BOX. HOW ARE YOU, GUYS? I INVITED MY AUNTS AND MY
GRANDMA
HOW ARE YOU, GUYS? I INVITED MY AUNTS AND MY GRANDMA PAT OVER TO THE SHOP FOR
THE
I INVITED MY AUNTS AND MY GRANDMA PAT OVER TO THE SHOP FOR THE DEBUT OF MY CARDBOARD
MASTERPIECE
GRANDMA PAT OVER TO THE SHOP FOR THE DEBUT OF MY CARDBOARD MASTERPIECE CREATION.
>>
THE DEBUT OF MY CARDBOARD MASTERPIECE CREATION. >> WHAT'S YOU GOT?
>>
MASTERPIECE CREATION. >> WHAT'S YOU GOT? >> OKAY, SO WELL, YOU KNOW, I
USUALLY
>> WHAT'S YOU GOT? >> OKAY, SO WELL, YOU KNOW, I USUALLY DO FURNITURE AND STUFF.
SO
>> OKAY, SO WELL, YOU KNOW, I USUALLY DO FURNITURE AND STUFF. SO I DECIDED TO TRY OUT MY
FASHION
USUALLY DO FURNITURE AND STUFF. SO I DECIDED TO TRY OUT MY FASHION STYLE.
AND
SO I DECIDED TO TRY OUT MY FASHION STYLE. AND I NEED A FEMALE'S OPINION
IF
FASHION STYLE. AND I NEED A FEMALE'S OPINION IF I CAN REALLY SELL THIS,
BECAUSE
AND I NEED A FEMALE'S OPINION IF I CAN REALLY SELL THIS, BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF OUT-THERE
FASHION.
>>
BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF OUT-THERE FASHION. >> all: OKAY.
>>
FASHION. >> all: OKAY. >> WE'RE READY.
>>
>> all: OKAY. >> WE'RE READY. >> HOPEFULLY, THEY'LL LIKE WHAT
I
>> WE'RE READY. >> HOPEFULLY, THEY'LL LIKE WHAT I MADE.
WHAT
WHAT DO
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
>>
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? >> UH, IT'S DIFFERENT.
>>
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? >> UH, IT'S DIFFERENT. >> THIS COULD BE, LIKE, YOU
KNOW,
>> UH, IT'S DIFFERENT. >> THIS COULD BE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, IN A PHOTO SHOOT, LIKE,
FOR VOGUE OR
>> THIS COULD BE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, IN A PHOTO SHOOT, LIKE, FOR VOGUE OR WHATEVER.
>>
KNOW, IN A PHOTO SHOOT, LIKE, FOR VOGUE OR WHATEVER. >> WHAT IS IT MADE OUT OF?
>>
FOR VOGUE OR WHATEVER. >> WHAT IS IT MADE OUT OF? >> CARDBOARD AWESOMENESS.
>>
>> WHAT IS IT MADE OUT OF? >> CARDBOARD AWESOMENESS. >> [laughs]
>>
>> CARDBOARD AWESOMENESS. >> [laughs] >> EVERY SINGLE PIECE IS MADE OF
CARDBOARD.
I
>> EVERY SINGLE PIECE IS MADE OF CARDBOARD. I JUST CUT OUT THE SQUARES OF
A
CARDBOARD. I JUST CUT OUT THE SQUARES OF A REGULAR CARDBOARD BOX AND CUT
THESE
I JUST CUT OUT THE SQUARES OF A REGULAR CARDBOARD BOX AND CUT THESE LITTLE Vs.
>>
A REGULAR CARDBOARD BOX AND CUT THESE LITTLE Vs. >> WOW.
>>
THESE LITTLE Vs. >> WOW. >> OH, KING TUT FROM EGYPT.
VERY
>> WOW. >> OH, KING TUT FROM EGYPT. VERY NICE.
WILL
>> OH, KING TUT FROM EGYPT. VERY NICE. WILL YOU BE ABLE TO SIT IN THAT
LIKE
VERY NICE. WILL YOU BE ABLE TO SIT IN THAT LIKE A LADY NICELY?
>>
WILL YOU BE ABLE TO SIT IN THAT LIKE A LADY NICELY? >> FASHION ISN'T ABOUT COMFORT.
>>
LIKE A LADY NICELY? >> FASHION ISN'T ABOUT COMFORT. >> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR UNDER
IT?
>>
>> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR UNDER IT? >> I DON'T NEED ANYTHING UNDER
IT,
IT? >> I DON'T NEED ANYTHING UNDER IT, GRANDMA.
OKAY,
>> I DON'T NEED ANYTHING UNDER IT, GRANDMA. OKAY, SO THEY'RE NOT FASHION
FORWARD,
IT, GRANDMA. OKAY, SO THEY'RE NOT FASHION FORWARD, BUT I NEEDED AN HONEST
OPINION.
HOW
FORWARD, BUT I NEEDED AN HONEST OPINION. HOW MUCH CAN I SELL THIS FOR?
THIS
THIS IS
THIS IS ONE-OF-A-KIND FASHION
ART
THIS IS ONE-OF-A-KIND FASHION ART BY MARY PADIAN.
SO
ART BY MARY PADIAN. SO HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK I CAN
GET?
>>
GET? >> [inhales]
NO
>> [inhales] NO ONE'S GONNA BUY THAT.
>>
NO ONE'S GONNA BUY THAT. >> GREAT.
AFTER
AFTER ALL
AFTER ALL THAT WORK, IT HAS NO
VALUE?
>>
AFTER ALL THAT WORK, IT HAS NO VALUE? >> WE KNOW YOU WORKED HARD.
>>
VALUE? >> WE KNOW YOU WORKED HARD. >> I'M IMPRESSED THAT YOU COULD
COME
>> WE KNOW YOU WORKED HARD. >> I'M IMPRESSED THAT YOU COULD COME UP WITH THAT.
I
>> I'M IMPRESSED THAT YOU COULD COME UP WITH THAT. I REALLY AM.
>>
COME UP WITH THAT. I REALLY AM. >> I THINK I'M JUST AHEAD OF MY
TIME.
CARDBOARD
>> I THINK I'M JUST AHEAD OF MY TIME. CARDBOARD COUTURE IS GONNA BE
THE
TIME. CARDBOARD COUTURE IS GONNA BE THE NEW THING.
>>
CARDBOARD COUTURE IS GONNA BE THE NEW THING. >> WELL, AT LEAST IT'S
[dog
[dog barking]
>>
>> SOUNDS
>> SOUNDS LIKE I'M AT THE RIGHT
PLACE.
I
>> SOUNDS LIKE I'M AT THE RIGHT PLACE. I WHUPPED MY COMPETITION.
I
PLACE. I WHUPPED MY COMPETITION. I GOT TWO GREAT UNITS, BUT I'M
THINKING
I WHUPPED MY COMPETITION. I GOT TWO GREAT UNITS, BUT I'M THINKING THESE HEAVY-DUTY DOG
COLLARS
I GOT TWO GREAT UNITS, BUT I'M THINKING THESE HEAVY-DUTY DOG COLLARS IS WHERE THE REAL
MONEY'S
THINKING THESE HEAVY-DUTY DOG COLLARS IS WHERE THE REAL MONEY'S AT.
SO
COLLARS IS WHERE THE REAL MONEY'S AT. SO I'M HERE AT MARKS-A-LOT
KENNELS.
HI,
SO I'M HERE AT MARKS-A-LOT KENNELS. HI, BABY.
WHAT
KENNELS. HI, BABY. WHAT YOU DOING, HUH?
>>
HI, BABY. WHAT YOU DOING, HUH? >> HERE, DOG.
>>
WHAT YOU DOING, HUH? >> HERE, DOG. >> DAN HERE IS A CHAMPION
HUNTING
>> HERE, DOG. >> DAN HERE IS A CHAMPION HUNTING DOG TRAINER, SO HE'LL
KNOW
>> DAN HERE IS A CHAMPION HUNTING DOG TRAINER, SO HE'LL KNOW ALL ABOUT THESE DOG
COLLARS.
OKAY,
KNOW ALL ABOUT THESE DOG COLLARS. OKAY, GET THE WHOLE
CHINGALATTA
COLLARS. OKAY, GET THE WHOLE CHINGALATTA OUT, RIGHT?
I'M
OKAY, GET THE WHOLE CHINGALATTA OUT, RIGHT? I'M GONNA KIND OF LET YOU TELL
ME
CHINGALATTA OUT, RIGHT? I'M GONNA KIND OF LET YOU TELL ME WHAT I GOT HERE.
>>
I'M GONNA KIND OF LET YOU TELL ME WHAT I GOT HERE. >> THIS IS A SPORT DOG ELECTRIC
COLLAR
ME WHAT I GOT HERE. >> THIS IS A SPORT DOG ELECTRIC COLLAR FOR CORRECTING YOUR DOG
FOR
>> THIS IS A SPORT DOG ELECTRIC COLLAR FOR CORRECTING YOUR DOG FOR MINOR INFRACTIONS IN
THE
COLLAR FOR CORRECTING YOUR DOG FOR MINOR INFRACTIONS IN THE FIELD.
LET'S
FOR MINOR INFRACTIONS IN THE FIELD. LET'S SAY THAT HE GOT OUT A
CERTAIN
THE FIELD. LET'S SAY THAT HE GOT OUT A CERTAIN DISTANCE AND YOU CALLED
HIM
LET'S SAY THAT HE GOT OUT A CERTAIN DISTANCE AND YOU CALLED HIM BACK WITH YOUR WHISTLE...
>>
CERTAIN DISTANCE AND YOU CALLED HIM BACK WITH YOUR WHISTLE... >> YEAH.
>>
HIM BACK WITH YOUR WHISTLE... >> YEAH. >> AND HE DIDN'T RESPOND, JUST A
LITTLE
>> YEAH. >> AND HE DIDN'T RESPOND, JUST A LITTLE TAP WITH THE ELECTRICITY,
IT
>> AND HE DIDN'T RESPOND, JUST A LITTLE TAP WITH THE ELECTRICITY, IT GETS HIS ATTENTION, AND HE
COMES
LITTLE TAP WITH THE ELECTRICITY, IT GETS HIS ATTENTION, AND HE COMES BACK.
>>
IT GETS HIS ATTENTION, AND HE COMES BACK. >> SO IT DON'T HURT THE DOG?
>>
COMES BACK. >> SO IT DON'T HURT THE DOG? >> IT DOESN'T HURT THE DOG.
PLUS,
>> SO IT DON'T HURT THE DOG? >> IT DOESN'T HURT THE DOG. PLUS, THIS HAS A G.P.S. ON IT,
SO
>> IT DOESN'T HURT THE DOG. PLUS, THIS HAS A G.P.S. ON IT, SO IF YOUR DOG GETS LOST,
YOU
PLUS, THIS HAS A G.P.S. ON IT, SO IF YOUR DOG GETS LOST, YOU CAN TRACK HIM DOWN UP TO
FOUR
SO IF YOUR DOG GETS LOST, YOU CAN TRACK HIM DOWN UP TO FOUR MILES, I BELIEVE IT IS.
>>
YOU CAN TRACK HIM DOWN UP TO FOUR MILES, I BELIEVE IT IS. >> FOUR MILES?
>>
FOUR MILES, I BELIEVE IT IS. >> FOUR MILES? >> FOUR MILES, THAT'S RIGHT.
>>
>> FOUR MILES? >> FOUR MILES, THAT'S RIGHT. >> HAVE YOU EVER PUT 'EM ON
ANYTHING
>> FOUR MILES, THAT'S RIGHT. >> HAVE YOU EVER PUT 'EM ON ANYTHING ELSE AND TRIED 'EM?
>>
>> HAVE YOU EVER PUT 'EM ON ANYTHING ELSE AND TRIED 'EM? >> MY TWO BOYS THAT WORK HERE,
THEY'RE
ANYTHING ELSE AND TRIED 'EM? >> MY TWO BOYS THAT WORK HERE, THEY'RE GOOD KIDS, BUT IF I WAS
ABLE
>> MY TWO BOYS THAT WORK HERE, THEY'RE GOOD KIDS, BUT IF I WAS ABLE TO PUT ONE OF THESE ON 'EM
WHEN
THEY'RE GOOD KIDS, BUT IF I WAS ABLE TO PUT ONE OF THESE ON 'EM WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER, THEY
COULD
ABLE TO PUT ONE OF THESE ON 'EM WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER, THEY COULD HAVE EVEN BEEN BETTER.
>>
WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER, THEY COULD HAVE EVEN BEEN BETTER. >> I'D LIKE TO HAVE ONE OF THESE
FOR
COULD HAVE EVEN BEEN BETTER. >> I'D LIKE TO HAVE ONE OF THESE FOR MY WIFE.
>>
>> I'D LIKE TO HAVE ONE OF THESE FOR MY WIFE. >> IT'S POWERFUL.
[both
FOR MY WIFE. >> IT'S POWERFUL. [both laugh]
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, TELL ME JUST HOW
GREAT
>> ALL RIGHT, TELL ME JUST HOW GREAT A TOOLS THEY ARE, BECAUSE
YOU
GREAT A TOOLS THEY ARE, BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME A FIGURE
YET.
>>
YET. >> WELL, TOGETHER, THE TWO
TRACKING
>> WELL, TOGETHER, THE TWO TRACKING DEVICES, THE ELECTRICAL
AND
TRACKING DEVICES, THE ELECTRICAL AND THE TRANSMITTER, YOU'RE
LOOKING
AND THE TRANSMITTER, YOU'RE LOOKING AT ABOUT 1,100 BUCKS.
>>
LOOKING AT ABOUT 1,100 BUCKS. >> AHH, YEAH!
ZZZT!
HOT
ZZZT! HOT DIGGITY DOG!
$1,100?
DOGGONE
HOT DIGGITY DOG! $1,100? DOGGONE GOOD NEWS, AIN'T IT,
DAN?
THAT'S
DOGGONE GOOD NEWS, AIN'T IT, DAN? THAT'S WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR.
I
DAN? THAT'S WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR. I GOT ME A NICE CHUNK OF CHANGE,
Y'ALL,
THAT'S WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR. I GOT ME A NICE CHUNK OF CHANGE, Y'ALL, FOR THESE COLLARS.
THIS
I GOT ME A NICE CHUNK OF CHANGE, Y'ALL, FOR THESE COLLARS. THIS WILL SEND MY MESSAGE
LOUD
Y'ALL, FOR THESE COLLARS. THIS WILL SEND MY MESSAGE LOUD AND CLEAR TO
MR.
THIS WILL SEND MY MESSAGE LOUD AND CLEAR TO MR. AND MRS. LAMPASAS.
IN
LOUD AND CLEAR TO MR. AND MRS. LAMPASAS. IN EAST TEXAS, I'M ALWAYS TOP
>>
>> LONE
>> LONE STAR 92.5.
ZZ
>> LONE STAR 92.5. ZZ TOP AT 9:50.
>>
>> SO
>> SO I
>> SO I GOT THE HOOKUP AT
A
>> SO I GOT THE HOOKUP AT A CLASSIC ROCK STATION.
>>
>> SO I GOT THE HOOKUP AT A CLASSIC ROCK STATION. >> TOMORROW WE HAVE
JIMMY
A CLASSIC ROCK STATION. >> TOMORROW WE HAVE JIMMY BUFFETT TICKETS TO GIVE
AWAY.
>>
JIMMY BUFFETT TICKETS TO GIVE AWAY. >> AND I'M GETTING THE BEST
DJs
AWAY. >> AND I'M GETTING THE BEST DJs IN THE BIZ TO LOOK AT MY
VINTAGE
>> AND I'M GETTING THE BEST DJs IN THE BIZ TO LOOK AT MY VINTAGE MICROPHONE.
>>
DJs IN THE BIZ TO LOOK AT MY VINTAGE MICROPHONE. >> LAURA'S UP NEXT.
>>
VINTAGE MICROPHONE. >> LAURA'S UP NEXT. >> both: BYE.
>>
>> LAURA'S UP NEXT. >> both: BYE. >> HEY THERE.
>>
>> both: BYE. >> HEY THERE. >> HI, I BROUGHT YOU GUYS
A
>> HEY THERE. >> HI, I BROUGHT YOU GUYS A MICROPHONE.
>>
>> HI, I BROUGHT YOU GUYS A MICROPHONE. >> MAN, THIS IS AWESOME.
>>
A MICROPHONE. >> MAN, THIS IS AWESOME. >> WELL, OPEN IT UP.
>>
>> MAN, THIS IS AWESOME. >> WELL, OPEN IT UP. >> MAN, OKAY, OKAY.
>>
>> WELL, OPEN IT UP. >> MAN, OKAY, OKAY. >> OH, WOW.
>>
>> MAN, OKAY, OKAY. >> OH, WOW. >> WOW.
>>
>> OH, WOW. >> WOW. >> LOOK AT THAT.
>>
>> WOW. >> LOOK AT THAT. >> [whistles]
>>
>> LOOK AT THAT. >> [whistles] >> THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
>>
>> [whistles] >> THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. >> LOOK AT THAT, MADE IN
AUSTRIA.
THIS
>> LOOK AT THAT, MADE IN AUSTRIA. THIS IS A VERY RARE FIND.
THIS
AUSTRIA. THIS IS A VERY RARE FIND. THIS IS A TUBE MICROPHONE.
>>
THIS IS A VERY RARE FIND. THIS IS A TUBE MICROPHONE. >> WHICH MEANS WHAT?
>>
THIS IS A TUBE MICROPHONE. >> WHICH MEANS WHAT? >> THERE'S TUBES IN THERE, JUST
LIKE
>> WHICH MEANS WHAT? >> THERE'S TUBES IN THERE, JUST LIKE A GUITAR AMPLIFIER.
IN
>> THERE'S TUBES IN THERE, JUST LIKE A GUITAR AMPLIFIER. IN FACT, THIS MICROPHONE ISN'T
REALLY
LIKE A GUITAR AMPLIFIER. IN FACT, THIS MICROPHONE ISN'T REALLY TYPICALLY USED AT A RADIO
STATION.
IT'S
REALLY TYPICALLY USED AT A RADIO STATION. IT'S REALLY MORE FOR HIGH-END
STUDIOS.
>>
IT'S REALLY MORE FOR HIGH-END STUDIOS. >> YOU KNOW, THIS IS A
MICROPHONE
STUDIOS. >> YOU KNOW, THIS IS A MICROPHONE THAT THE BEATLES
PROBABLY
>> YOU KNOW, THIS IS A MICROPHONE THAT THE BEATLES PROBABLY USED FOR HEY, JUDE.
>>
MICROPHONE THAT THE BEATLES PROBABLY USED FOR HEY, JUDE. >> NO WAY.
>>
PROBABLY USED FOR HEY, JUDE. >> NO WAY. >> RIGHT.
APPLE
>> NO WAY. >> RIGHT. APPLE STUDIOS PROBABLY USED
THIS.
>>
APPLE STUDIOS PROBABLY USED THIS. >> THIS ALL SOUNDS FANTASTIC,
BUT
THIS. >> THIS ALL SOUNDS FANTASTIC, BUT ONE SMALL QUESTION--
DOES
>> THIS ALL SOUNDS FANTASTIC, BUT ONE SMALL QUESTION-- DOES THIS MIC EVEN WORK?
>>
BUT ONE SMALL QUESTION-- DOES THIS MIC EVEN WORK? >> EVERYBODY GOT THEIR
HEADPHONES
DOES THIS MIC EVEN WORK? >> EVERYBODY GOT THEIR HEADPHONES ON?
ALL
>> EVERYBODY GOT THEIR HEADPHONES ON? ALL RIGHT.
WE
HEADPHONES ON? ALL RIGHT. WE GOT THAT PLUGGED IN.
JIMMY,
ALL RIGHT. WE GOT THAT PLUGGED IN. JIMMY, YOU BE THE FIRST GUY
TO
WE GOT THAT PLUGGED IN. JIMMY, YOU BE THE FIRST GUY TO DO IT, MAN.
YOU
JIMMY, YOU BE THE FIRST GUY TO DO IT, MAN. YOU GOT THE BIG BOOMING VOICE
HERE.
ALL
YOU GOT THE BIG BOOMING VOICE HERE. ALL RIGHT, THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
I'M
HERE. ALL RIGHT, THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. I'M GONNA TURN IT ON, SEE IF IT
WORKS.
>>
I'M GONNA TURN IT ON, SEE IF IT WORKS. >> HERE'S PINK FLOYD ON
LONE
WORKS. >> HERE'S PINK FLOYD ON LONE STAR 92.5.
>>
>> HERE'S PINK FLOYD ON LONE STAR 92.5. >> OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S
LONE STAR 92.5. >> OH, MY GOD. THAT'S SO COOL.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD. THAT'S SO COOL. >> OH, COOL, MAN.
OH,
THAT'S SO COOL. >> OH, COOL, MAN. OH, YEAH.
>>
>> OH, COOL, MAN. OH, YEAH. >> NOW PLEASE TELL ME IT'S WORTH
SOME
OH, YEAH. >> NOW PLEASE TELL ME IT'S WORTH SOME SERIOUS MONEY.
>>
>> AN
>> AN A.K.G.--
THEY
>> AN A.K.G.-- THEY HANDCRAFTED THESE.
>>
THEY HANDCRAFTED THESE. >> OH, YEAH.
>>
>> OH, YEAH. >> I MEAN, THIS IS, LIKE,
THE
>> I MEAN, THIS IS, LIKE, THE HOLY GRAIL OF MICROPHONES.
>>
THE HOLY GRAIL OF MICROPHONES. >> WOW.
>>
>> WOW. >> THE HOLY GRAIL?
>>
>> THE HOLY GRAIL? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NO KIDDING.
>>
>> NO KIDDING. >> THIS IS A PRETTY GOOD FIND,
GIRL.
>>
GIRL. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> IN THIS KIND OF CONDITION,
WORKING
>> IN THIS KIND OF CONDITION, WORKING ORDER LIKE THIS...
2,000
WORKING ORDER LIKE THIS... 2,000 BUCKS.
>>
2,000 BUCKS. >> 2,000?
>>
>> 2,000? >> YEAH, 2,000 BUCKS.
>>
>> YEAH, 2,000 BUCKS. >> WONDERFUL FIND.
>>
>> WONDERFUL FIND. >> SO COOL.
I'M
I'M BACK
I'M BACK ON TOP, WHERE I LIKE
TO
I'M BACK ON TOP, WHERE I LIKE TO BE.
OH.
I'M BACK ON TOP, WHERE I LIKE TO BE. OH. THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT.
>>
TO BE. OH. THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT. >> narrator: THE TOP DOG IN
TYLER
OH. THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT. >> narrator: THE TOP DOG IN TYLER WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO
RECORDED
>> narrator: THE TOP DOG IN TYLER WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO RECORDED A PROFIT OF ALMOST
1,700
TYLER WAS JENNY GRUMBLES, WHO RECORDED A PROFIT OF ALMOST 1,700 BUCKS WITH HER VINTAGE
MICROPHONE.
KENNY
1,700 BUCKS WITH HER VINTAGE MICROPHONE. KENNY STOWE THREW RICKY AND
BUBBA
MICROPHONE. KENNY STOWE THREW RICKY AND BUBBA TO THE DOGS AND FETCHED
OVER
KENNY STOWE THREW RICKY AND BUBBA TO THE DOGS AND FETCHED OVER $900 WITH HIS HIGH-TECH
COLLARS.
RICKY
OVER $900 WITH HIS HIGH-TECH COLLARS. RICKY AND BUBBA LEFT WITH
100
COLLARS. RICKY AND BUBBA LEFT WITH 100 BUCKS IN GAS MONEY AND A NEW
MORTAL
RICKY AND BUBBA LEFT WITH 100 BUCKS IN GAS MONEY AND A NEW MORTAL ENEMY.
WHILE
WHILE MARY PADIAN THOUGHT
OUTSIDE
WHILE MARY PADIAN THOUGHT OUTSIDE THE BOX.
HER
OUTSIDE THE BOX. HER BLACK CARDBOARD DRESS LEFT
HER
HER BLACK CARDBOARD DRESS LEFT HER 260 BUCKS IN THE RED.
>>
HER 260 BUCKS IN THE RED. >> OKAY, LADIES, THIS IS
THE
>> OKAY, LADIES, THIS IS THE FIRST FASHION SHOW FOR
PETITE
THE FIRST FASHION SHOW FOR PETITE H-O-T.
READY
PETITE H-O-T. READY AND GO.
COME
READY AND GO. COME ON, GRANDMA.
IT'S
COME ON, GRANDMA. IT'S RAINING, BUT SHE DON'T
CARE.
OH,
CARE. OH, LOOK AT THAT.
SERIOUS
OH, LOOK AT THAT. SERIOUS LADY.
OKAY,
SERIOUS LADY. OKAY, DENISE, SHE'S COMING TO
GET
OKAY, DENISE, SHE'S COMING TO GET YOU.
WATCH
GET YOU. WATCH OUT.
HELLO
WATCH OUT. HELLO TO EVERYBODY.
I'M
HELLO TO EVERYBODY. I'M CHEERY TIM.
HIP,
I'M CHEERY TIM. HIP, HIP,