>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> GET BACK IN YOUR TRUCK AND
HEAD
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> GET BACK IN YOUR TRUCK AND HEAD ON DOWN THE ROAD.
>>
>> GET BACK IN YOUR TRUCK AND HEAD ON DOWN THE ROAD. >> MESS WITH THE BULL, YOU GET
THE
HEAD ON DOWN THE ROAD. >> MESS WITH THE BULL, YOU GET THE HORNS.
>>
>> MESS WITH THE BULL, YOU GET THE HORNS. >> I AM THE BULL.
KEEP
THE HORNS. >> I AM THE BULL. KEEP BIDDING.
I'LL
>> I AM THE BULL. KEEP BIDDING. I'LL JUST KEEP OUTBIDDING YOU.
>>
KEEP BIDDING. I'LL JUST KEEP OUTBIDDING YOU. >> 700.
>>
I'LL JUST KEEP OUTBIDDING YOU. >> 700. >> BRRR! OUT OF MY WAY,
RODEO
>> 700. >> BRRR! OUT OF MY WAY, RODEO CLOWNS.
>>
>> BRRR! OUT OF MY WAY, RODEO CLOWNS. >> THIS IS THE COOLEST THING
I'VE
RODEO CLOWNS. >> THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
HIGH
>> THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. HIGH DEFINITION RIGHT HERE.
I
I'VE EVER SEEN. HIGH DEFINITION RIGHT HERE. I HAVE TO TAKE IT SOMEWHERE.
>>
HIGH DEFINITION RIGHT HERE. I HAVE TO TAKE IT SOMEWHERE. >> WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
>>
I HAVE TO TAKE IT SOMEWHERE. >> WHAT DO YOU HAVE? >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT I THINK
IT'S
>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE? >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT I THINK IT'S WORTH, LIKE, A MILLION
DOLLARS.
>>
IT'S WORTH, LIKE, A MILLION DOLLARS. >> SPLIT IT WITH YOU.
>>
DOLLARS. >> SPLIT IT WITH YOU. >> KNOW WHAT I LIKE TO SEE?
A
>> SPLIT IT WITH YOU. >> KNOW WHAT I LIKE TO SEE? A GREAT PAIR OF BOOTS AND
A
>> KNOW WHAT I LIKE TO SEE? A GREAT PAIR OF BOOTS AND A GREAT PAIR OF LEGS.
>>
A GREAT PAIR OF BOOTS AND A GREAT PAIR OF LEGS. >> SICK.
>>
A GREAT PAIR OF LEGS. >> SICK. >> I JUST WISH WE CAN GET TINY
HEINIE
>> SICK. >> I JUST WISH WE CAN GET TINY HEINIE TO HURRY UP.
>>
>> I JUST WISH WE CAN GET TINY HEINIE TO HURRY UP. >> IF YOU DON'T CHILL, YOU'RE
GONNA
HEINIE TO HURRY UP. >> IF YOU DON'T CHILL, YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE.
[country
[country rock music]
>>
[country rock music] >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> CHA-CHING!
>>
>> CHA-CHING! >> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG. >> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER
I
>> THIS'LL LOOK GOOD AFTER I PAINT IT.
>>
I PAINT IT. >> I SEE TREASURES.
DOLLAR
DOLLAR SIGNS!
>>
DOLLAR SIGNS! >> THIS IS OUR TURF.
>>
DOLLAR SIGNS! >> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS.
>>
>> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING.
>>
>> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER!
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> WOMEN POWER! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> YEAH!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
♪
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> YES.
>>
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> YES. >> AND IT'S SOLD!
TODAY
TODAY WE'RE BACK IN
FORT
TODAY WE'RE BACK IN FORT WORTH, TEXAS.
MAYBE
FORT WORTH, TEXAS. MAYBE WE'LL FINALLY FIGURE OUT
HOW
MAYBE WE'LL FINALLY FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH FORT WORTH IS WORTH.
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> TODAY WHEN WE GET HERE TO
THIS
>> TODAY WHEN WE GET HERE TO THIS SALE, WE WANT TO DECEIVE,
SMOKE
THIS SALE, WE WANT TO DECEIVE, SMOKE AND MIRRORS AND LET 'EM
BUY
SMOKE AND MIRRORS AND LET 'EM BUY ALL THE JUNK.
>>
BUY ALL THE JUNK. >> OH, TALK IT UP, TALK IT DOWN?
>>
>> OH, TALK IT UP, TALK IT DOWN? >> YES, AND THEN WE'LL JUST BUY
THE
>> YES, AND THEN WE'LL JUST BUY THE GOOD STUFF.
TODAY
THE GOOD STUFF. TODAY WE'RE IN THE BUSINESS OF
MISINFORMATION.
IF
MISINFORMATION. IF ANYBODY LISTENS TO US, IT'LL
BE
IF ANYBODY LISTENS TO US, IT'LL BE A ROUGH AUCTION.
THEY'RE
BE A ROUGH AUCTION. THEY'RE JUST LIKE A POLLIWOG.
THEY'LL
THEY'RE JUST LIKE A POLLIWOG. THEY'LL JUST SUCK IT UP.
>>
THEY'LL JUST SUCK IT UP. >> I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU
SAY,
>> I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAY, EXCEPT I DON'T KNOW WHAT
A
SAY, EXCEPT I DON'T KNOW WHAT A POLLIWOG IS.
>>
A POLLIWOG IS. >> IT'S A LITTLE MUD CATFISH.
THEY
>> IT'S A LITTLE MUD CATFISH. THEY LIVE IN MUDDY SLOUGHS AND
STUFF
THEY LIVE IN MUDDY SLOUGHS AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
IT'S
STUFF LIKE THAT. IT'S A POLLIWOG.
>>
IT'S A POLLIWOG. >> WITH ALL MY YEARS OF
EXPERIENCE,
>> WITH ALL MY YEARS OF EXPERIENCE, I KNOW QUALITY
COMES
EXPERIENCE, I KNOW QUALITY COMES WITH A COST.
THAT'S
COMES WITH A COST. THAT'S WHY TODAY I CAME WITH
SOME
THAT'S WHY TODAY I CAME WITH SOME DEEP POCKETS AND A BOOT
FULL
SOME DEEP POCKETS AND A BOOT FULL OF MONEY.
I
FULL OF MONEY. I DON'T BUY ANY OLD LOCKER.
I'M
I DON'T BUY ANY OLD LOCKER. I'M BUYING TO MAKE MONEY.
>>
I'M BUYING TO MAKE MONEY. >> UH-OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
>>
>> UH-OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE. >> GOOD MORNING, LADIES.
>>
>> GOOD MORNING, LADIES. >> WHERE HE COME FROM, HIS
WOMEN
>> WHERE HE COME FROM, HIS WOMEN MUST BE REALLY UGLY.
>>
WOMEN MUST BE REALLY UGLY. >> AMEN, BROTHER.
>>
>> AMEN, BROTHER. >> I AM FREAKIN' PUMPED TODAY.
WHY?
BECAUSE
WHY? BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT I'M
FREAKING
BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT I'M FREAKING DOING.
EVERYONE
FREAKING DOING. EVERYONE ELSE?
THEY
EVERYONE ELSE? THEY DON'T, OKAY?
THAT'S
THEY DON'T, OKAY? THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE.
THEY
THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE. THEY GOT BAD TASTE.
THEY
THEY GOT BAD TASTE. THEY DON'T KNOW WHO THEY'RE
DEALING
THEY DON'T KNOW WHO THEY'RE DEALING WITH TODAY.
HEY,
HEY, GUYS.
>>
HEY, GUYS. >> HEY.
>>
HEY, GUYS. >> HEY. >> WHAT'S UP?
>>
>> HEY. >> WHAT'S UP? >> LOOK WHO'S HERE.
>>
>> WHAT'S UP? >> LOOK WHO'S HERE. >> YOU GUYS JUST BETTER GET
BACK
>> LOOK WHO'S HERE. >> YOU GUYS JUST BETTER GET BACK IN YOUR TRUCK AND HEAD ON
DOWN
>> YOU GUYS JUST BETTER GET BACK IN YOUR TRUCK AND HEAD ON DOWN THE ROAD.
>>
BACK IN YOUR TRUCK AND HEAD ON DOWN THE ROAD. >> WHY ARE YOU COCKY?
>>
DOWN THE ROAD. >> WHY ARE YOU COCKY? >> WELL, YOU KNOW, THE OLD
SAYING
>> WHY ARE YOU COCKY? >> WELL, YOU KNOW, THE OLD SAYING IS, YOU KNOW, "IF YOU
MESS
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, THE OLD SAYING IS, YOU KNOW, "IF YOU MESS WITH THE BULL, YOU GET
THE
SAYING IS, YOU KNOW, "IF YOU MESS WITH THE BULL, YOU GET THE HORNS."
>>
MESS WITH THE BULL, YOU GET THE HORNS." >> I AM THE
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, I'M READY.
I
>> ALL RIGHT, I'M READY. I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN KIND OF
ON
>> ALL RIGHT, I'M READY. I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN KIND OF ON THE LOSING SIDE OF THINGS,
AND
I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN KIND OF ON THE LOSING SIDE OF THINGS, AND THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M ABOUT.
I'M
ON THE LOSING SIDE OF THINGS, AND THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M ABOUT. I'M NOT BACKING DOWN FROM
ANYONE
AND THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M ABOUT. I'M NOT BACKING DOWN FROM ANYONE TODAY, ESPECIALLY MARY.
I'M
I'M NOT BACKING DOWN FROM ANYONE TODAY, ESPECIALLY MARY. I'M OUT FOR BLOOD.
HEY,
ANYONE TODAY, ESPECIALLY MARY. I'M OUT FOR BLOOD. HEY, GUYS.
>>
I'M OUT FOR BLOOD. HEY, GUYS. >> YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE TO
SEE?
A
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE TO SEE? A GREAT PAIR OF BOOTS AND
A
SEE? A GREAT PAIR OF BOOTS AND A GREAT PAIR OF LEGS.
>>
>> SICK.
HOW
>> SICK. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THIS
NICE
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THIS NICE PAIR OF BOOTS UP YOUR
ASS?
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
FIRST
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO--
WE'RE
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO-- WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO-- WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES.
LADIES
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE'LL
BE
NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH.
ARE
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
BE NO DASH FOR CASH. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP.
LET'S
>> all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP. LET'S GO!
[indistinct
>> HAMMER UP. LET'S GO! [indistinct chatter]
>>
>> HOW
>> HOW COOL WOULD IT BE TO MAKE
SOMETHING
>> HOW COOL WOULD IT BE TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF ALL THOSE
CAR
>> HOW COOL WOULD IT BE TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF ALL THOSE CAR PIECES?
THERE'S
SOMETHING OUT OF ALL THOSE CAR PIECES? THERE'S SOME GOOD INDUSTRIAL
PIECES
CAR PIECES? THERE'S SOME GOOD INDUSTRIAL PIECES IN HERE TOO.
WHAT
THERE'S SOME GOOD INDUSTRIAL PIECES IN HERE TOO. WHAT AM I THINKING?
I
PIECES IN HERE TOO. WHAT AM I THINKING? I AM NOT MARY.
THANK
WHAT AM I THINKING? I AM NOT MARY. THANK GOD.
>>
I AM NOT MARY. THANK GOD. >> OH, YEAH.
GOT
THANK GOD. >> OH, YEAH. GOT SOME POWER TOOLS, SPEAKERS.
THIS
>> OH, YEAH. GOT SOME POWER TOOLS, SPEAKERS. THIS IS A CONTENDER.
THOSE
GOT SOME POWER TOOLS, SPEAKERS. THIS IS A CONTENDER. THOSE CAR PARTS AND TOOLS GOT
MY
THIS IS A CONTENDER. THOSE CAR PARTS AND TOOLS GOT MY MOTOR REVVING PRETTY HIGH.
>>
THOSE CAR PARTS AND TOOLS GOT MY MOTOR REVVING PRETTY HIGH. >> MAPLE CUTTING BOARD RIGHT
THERE.
>>
>> MAPLE CUTTING BOARD RIGHT THERE. >> THAT STOVE IS NICE, GAS
STOVE
THERE. >> THAT STOVE IS NICE, GAS STOVE ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>> THAT STOVE IS NICE, GAS STOVE ALL DAY LONG. >> OH, BABY.
>>
STOVE ALL DAY LONG. >> OH, BABY. >> LET'S KEEP THAT ON THE DOWN
LIST.
>>
>> LET'S KEEP THAT ON THE DOWN LIST. >> I MEAN, NO, BABY.
NO,
LIST. >> I MEAN, NO, BABY. NO, NO, BABY.
>>
>> I MEAN, NO, BABY. NO, NO, BABY. >> [sighs]
WELL,
NO, NO, BABY. >> [sighs] WELL, THERE'S A AWESOME OLD
CAR
>> [sighs] WELL, THERE'S A AWESOME OLD CAR OR SOMETHING BACK THERE.
THAT
WELL, THERE'S A AWESOME OLD CAR OR SOMETHING BACK THERE. THAT MIGHT BE SOME RAW
MATERIALS
CAR OR SOMETHING BACK THERE. THAT MIGHT BE SOME RAW MATERIALS THAT I JUST CANNOT
PASS
THAT MIGHT BE SOME RAW MATERIALS THAT I JUST CANNOT PASS UP.
I'M
MATERIALS THAT I JUST CANNOT PASS UP. I'M ON THE RAW DIET--METALS,
TOOLS,
PASS UP. I'M ON THE RAW DIET--METALS, TOOLS, AND A SIDE OF JENNY'S
TEARS.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, $100 BILL.
LET'S
GENTLEMEN, $100 BILL. LET'S START IT OUT.
100,
LET'S START IT OUT. 100, NOW 125, NOW 150.
NOW
100, NOW 125, NOW 150. NOW 175 AND 200.
>>
NOW 175 AND 200. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 225.
>>
>> NOW 225. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 225, NOW 250.
NOW
>> 225, NOW 250. NOW 275 AND 300.
NOW
NOW 275 AND 300. NOW 325, 325.
>>
NOW 325, 325. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 375, NOW 400, 425.
>>
>> NOW 375, NOW 400, 425. >> [whistles]
>>
>> [whistles] >> 425.
>>
>> 425. >> YOU'RE NOT BEING VERY
INCONSPICUOUS.
WHAT
INCONSPICUOUS. WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR GAME
PLAN,
WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR GAME PLAN, MR. OBVIOUS?
>>
PLAN, MR. OBVIOUS? >> 425, NOW 450.
ANYBODY
>> 425, NOW 450. ANYBODY GIVE 450, NOW 475,
NOW
ANYBODY GIVE 450, NOW 475, NOW 500.
500,
NOW 500. 500, NOW 525.
NOW
500, NOW 525. NOW 550.
[auctioneering]
575
[auctioneering] 575 AND 600.
NOW
575 AND 600. NOW 600, NOW 625.
[auctioneering]
NOW
[auctioneering] NOW 650. 650, NOW 675.
675.
>>
675. >> WHAT?
I'M
>> WHAT? I'M NOT EVEN BIDDING.
>>
I'M NOT EVEN BIDDING. >> KEEP BIDDING.
I'LL
>> KEEP BIDDING. I'LL JUST KEEP OUTBIDDING YOU.
>>
I'LL JUST KEEP OUTBIDDING YOU. >> I'M NOT BIDDING.
LOOK.
>>
LOOK. >> NOW 725, 725, 725.
NOW
>> NOW 725, 725, 725. NOW 750.
>>
NOW 750. >> I AM NOT BIDDING.
>>
>> I AM NOT BIDDING. >> NOW 775.
>>
>> NOW 775. >> BRRR! OUT OF MY WAY,
RODEO
>> BRRR! OUT OF MY WAY, RODEO CLOWNS.
>>
RODEO CLOWNS. >> NOW 800.
800,
>> NOW 800. 800, NOW 825 IN THE BACK.
850
800, NOW 825 IN THE BACK. 850 THERE.
NOW
850 THERE. NOW 875, NOW 900.
>>
NOW 875, NOW 900. >> MM-MM.
IX-NAY
>> MM-MM. IX-NAY ON THE BIDDING-AY.
>>
IX-NAY ON THE BIDDING-AY. >> 925 GOING ONCE.
925
>> 925 GOING ONCE. 925 GOING TWICE.
SOLD
925 GOING TWICE. SOLD RIGHT HERE, $900, RIGHT
HERE,
SOLD RIGHT HERE, $900, RIGHT HERE, $900.
[applause]
>>
[applause] >> WHAT'S THE MATTER, GUYS?
YOU
YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS RUN OUT OF MONEY?
>>
YOU GUYS RUN OUT OF MONEY? >> YES, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
>>
YOU GUYS RUN OUT OF MONEY? >> YES, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. >> [giggles]
MONEY
>> YES, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. >> [giggles] MONEY BAGS.
>>
>> [giggles] MONEY BAGS. >> TWO-DOOR UNIT.
WE
MONEY BAGS. >> TWO-DOOR UNIT. WE ONLY OPEN ONE DOOR, SO IT
DOES
>> TWO-DOOR UNIT. WE ONLY OPEN ONE DOOR, SO IT DOES GO BACK AROUND TO THE OTHER
DOOR.
>>
DOES GO BACK AROUND TO THE OTHER DOOR. >> GETTING READY FOR THE
STAMPEDE.
>>
>> GETTING READY FOR THE STAMPEDE. >> IS THAT--OH, YOU'RE STILL
THE
STAMPEDE. >> IS THAT--OH, YOU'RE STILL THE BULL, HUH?
>>
>> IS THAT--OH, YOU'RE STILL THE BULL, HUH? >> YES.
>>
THE BULL, HUH? >> YES. >> SO WE GOT A ROUND TABLE
BACK
>> YES. >> SO WE GOT A ROUND TABLE BACK THERE.
>>
>> SO WE GOT A ROUND TABLE BACK THERE. >> THERE'S A FREEZER.
>>
BACK THERE. >> THERE'S A FREEZER. >> WHAT IS THAT, A TOOL BOX?
>>
>> THERE'S A FREEZER. >> WHAT IS THAT, A TOOL BOX? >> THAT'S A STAINLESS TOOL
BOX.
>>
>> THAT'S A STAINLESS TOOL BOX. >> YEAH, IT IS.
PRETTY
BOX. >> YEAH, IT IS. PRETTY ROUGH.
>>
>> YEAH, IT IS. PRETTY ROUGH. >> PRETTY ROUGH.
>>
PRETTY ROUGH. >> PRETTY ROUGH. >> PRETTY ROUGH.
>>
>> PRETTY ROUGH. >> PRETTY ROUGH. >> YEAH, PRETTY ROUGH.
[off-key
>> PRETTY ROUGH. >> YEAH, PRETTY ROUGH. [off-key note]
>>
>> YEAH, PRETTY ROUGH. [off-key note] >> WELL, THIS TABLE RIGHT HERE
IS
[off-key note] >> WELL, THIS TABLE RIGHT HERE IS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.
LOOKS
>> WELL, THIS TABLE RIGHT HERE IS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE OLD FARM
TABLE.
WHAT
LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE OLD FARM TABLE. WHAT IS THIS BIG SILVER THING?
I
TABLE. WHAT IS THIS BIG SILVER THING? I CAN'T TELL WHAT THAT IS.
MAYBE
WHAT IS THIS BIG SILVER THING? I CAN'T TELL WHAT THAT IS. MAYBE I'LL HAVE TO GO LISTEN
IN
I CAN'T TELL WHAT THAT IS. MAYBE I'LL HAVE TO GO LISTEN IN AND HEAR WHAT RICKY AND
BUBBA
MAYBE I'LL HAVE TO GO LISTEN IN AND HEAR WHAT RICKY AND BUBBA SAID.
HEY,
IN AND HEAR WHAT RICKY AND BUBBA SAID. HEY, WHAT'S THAT SILVER THING
IN
BUBBA SAID. HEY, WHAT'S THAT SILVER THING IN THERE?
>>
HEY, WHAT'S THAT SILVER THING IN THERE? >> OLD TOP OF A BROKEN
BARBECUE
IN THERE? >> OLD TOP OF A BROKEN BARBECUE GRILL OR SOMETHING
LIKE
>> OLD TOP OF A BROKEN BARBECUE GRILL OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>>
BARBECUE GRILL OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> OH.
>>
>> SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
[jaw
>> SOMETHING LIKE THAT. [jaw cracks] OW!
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, I SEE JENNY'S SHABBY
CHIC-NESS
>> WELL, I SEE JENNY'S SHABBY CHIC-NESS RIGHT HERE.
THERE'S
>> WELL, I SEE JENNY'S SHABBY CHIC-NESS RIGHT HERE. THERE'S A BUNCH OF FURNITURE
BACK
CHIC-NESS RIGHT HERE. THERE'S A BUNCH OF FURNITURE BACK THERE I CAN ALWAYS DO
SOMETHING
THERE'S A BUNCH OF FURNITURE BACK THERE I CAN ALWAYS DO SOMETHING WITH.
>>
BACK THERE I CAN ALWAYS DO SOMETHING WITH. >> I JUST WISH WE CAN GET
TINY
SOMETHING WITH. >> I JUST WISH WE CAN GET TINY HEINIE TO HURRY UP.
>>
>> I JUST WISH WE CAN GET TINY HEINIE TO HURRY UP. >> HEY!
>>
TINY HEINIE TO HURRY UP. >> HEY! >> YEAH, HURRY UP,
TINY
>> HEY! >> YEAH, HURRY UP, TINY HEINIE.
>>
>> YEAH, HURRY UP, TINY HEINIE. >> I'M GONNA TAKE MY TIME, THEN.
TINY
TINY HEINIE. >> I'M GONNA TAKE MY TIME, THEN. TINY HEINIE?
BETTER
>> I'M GONNA TAKE MY TIME, THEN. TINY HEINIE? BETTER THAN HAVING A TINY
SOMETHING
TINY HEINIE? BETTER THAN HAVING A TINY SOMETHING ELSE, IF YOU KNOW
WHAT
BETTER THAN HAVING A TINY SOMETHING ELSE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
>>
SOMETHING ELSE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. >> HMM.
NICE
WHAT I MEAN. >> HMM. NICE LITTLE DRESSER.
I
>> HMM. NICE LITTLE DRESSER. I DON'T KNOW.
I
NICE LITTLE DRESSER. I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T NEED FURNITURE.
WHAT
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T NEED FURNITURE. WHAT I REALLY NEED, FOR
EVERYBODY
I DON'T NEED FURNITURE. WHAT I REALLY NEED, FOR EVERYBODY TO PICK UP THE
>>
>> LET'S
>> LET'S GET THIS THING GOING.
I
>> LET'S GET THIS THING GOING. I GOT A AUCTION TO DO TONIGHT.
COME
COME ON,
COME ON, LET'S GET IT GOING.
>>
COME ON, LET'S GET IT GOING. >> YOU NEED TO GO NOW IF YOU
GOT
COME ON, LET'S GET IT GOING. >> YOU NEED TO GO NOW IF YOU GOT THAT KIND OF PROBLEM.
>>
>> YOU NEED TO GO NOW IF YOU GOT THAT KIND OF PROBLEM. >> QUIT DRAGGING. LET'S GO.
>>
GOT THAT KIND OF PROBLEM. >> QUIT DRAGGING. LET'S GO. >> IF YOU WANT TO BID TODAY--
LISTEN
>> QUIT DRAGGING. LET'S GO. >> IF YOU WANT TO BID TODAY-- LISTEN TO ME.
>>
>> IF YOU WANT TO BID TODAY-- LISTEN TO ME. >> I AM. LET'S GO.
>>
LISTEN TO ME. >> I AM. LET'S GO. >> IF YOU WANT TO BID TODAY,
YOU'RE
>> I AM. LET'S GO. >> IF YOU WANT TO BID TODAY, YOU'RE GONNA CHILL.
IF
>> IF YOU WANT TO BID TODAY, YOU'RE GONNA CHILL. IF YOU DON'T CHILL, YOU'RE
GONNA
YOU'RE GONNA CHILL. IF YOU DON'T CHILL, YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE.
>>
IF YOU DON'T CHILL, YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE. >> REALLY?
>>
GONNA LEAVE. >> REALLY? >> JUST THAT SIMPLE.
>>
>> REALLY? >> JUST THAT SIMPLE. >> WELL, LET'S GO.
>>
>> JUST THAT SIMPLE. >> WELL, LET'S GO. >> SETTLE DOWN.
NOBODY,
>> WELL, LET'S GO. >> SETTLE DOWN. NOBODY, NOT EVEN MY WIFE,
TOUCHES
>> SETTLE DOWN. NOBODY, NOT EVEN MY WIFE, TOUCHES THIS EMBROIDERY.
ALL
ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 25, 25.
>>
GENTLEMEN, 25, 25. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW $50.
50
>> NOW $50. 50 THERE, NOW 75.
75
50 THERE, NOW 75. 75 AND A $100 BILL.
NOW
75 AND A $100 BILL. NOW 125.
>>
NOW 125. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 125 AND 150, 150, NOW 175.
>>
>> 125 AND 150, 150, NOW 175. >> WHO THE HELL IS BIDDING?
>>
>> WHO THE HELL IS BIDDING? >> 175 AND 200.
NOW
>> 175 AND 200. NOW 225.
225,
NOW 225. 225, NOW 250.
NOW
225, NOW 250. NOW 275.
>>
NOW 275. >> YEAH.
275
>> YEAH. 275 AND 300, NOW 325.
NOW
275 AND 300, NOW 325. NOW 325.
325
NOW 325. 325 GOING ONCE.
325
325 GOING ONCE. 325 GOING TWICE, SIR.
I
325 GOING TWICE, SIR. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $300.
$300
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $300. $300 RIGHT HERE.
>>
$300 RIGHT HERE. >> OH.
[applause]
THAT
[applause] THAT WAS A GOOD BUY.
OUR
THAT WAS A GOOD BUY. OUR GOOD FAKING BROUGHT HOME
THE
OUR GOOD FAKING BROUGHT HOME THE BACON.
SIZZLE,
SIZZLE, SIZZLE, SIZZLE.
[bacon
SIZZLE, SIZZLE, SIZZLE. [bacon sizzling]
>>
>> THAT
>> THAT IS A COOL DESK.
REALLY
>> THAT IS A COOL DESK. REALLY COOL WROUGHT IRON FENCE
IN
>> THAT IS A COOL DESK. REALLY COOL WROUGHT IRON FENCE IN THE BACK.
THAT
REALLY COOL WROUGHT IRON FENCE IN THE BACK. THAT WOULD LOOK GREAT IN MY
STORE.
THIS
THAT WOULD LOOK GREAT IN MY STORE. THIS MAY BE MY LAST CHANCE TO
BUY
STORE. THIS MAY BE MY LAST CHANCE TO BUY SOMETHING, AND I'M NOT
GONNA
THIS MAY BE MY LAST CHANCE TO BUY SOMETHING, AND I'M NOT GONNA BE A LOSER AGAIN.
>>
BUY SOMETHING, AND I'M NOT GONNA BE A LOSER AGAIN. >> A CHECKER BOARD GAME.
THERE'S
GONNA BE A LOSER AGAIN. >> A CHECKER BOARD GAME. THERE'S NO CHECKER BOARD.
>>
>> A CHECKER BOARD GAME. THERE'S NO CHECKER BOARD. >> THOSE TWO FIGURES ARE ALL--
THE
THERE'S NO CHECKER BOARD. >> THOSE TWO FIGURES ARE ALL-- THE ONLY THING WORTH ANYTHING
IS
>> THOSE TWO FIGURES ARE ALL-- THE ONLY THING WORTH ANYTHING IS THE REFRIGERATOR.
>>
THE ONLY THING WORTH ANYTHING IS THE REFRIGERATOR. >> I KNOW.
>>
IS THE REFRIGERATOR. >> I KNOW. >> HA.
THE
>> I KNOW. >> HA. THE DESK IS A CHERRY RIGHT HERE.
LITTLE
>> HA. THE DESK IS A CHERRY RIGHT HERE. LITTLE BIT OF FEATHER DUSTING,
BRING
THE DESK IS A CHERRY RIGHT HERE. LITTLE BIT OF FEATHER DUSTING, BRING THAT BABY BACK TO LIFE.
BEAUTIFUL
LITTLE BIT OF FEATHER DUSTING, BRING THAT BABY BACK TO LIFE. BEAUTIFUL DESK.
>>
BRING THAT BABY BACK TO LIFE. BEAUTIFUL DESK. >> THERE'S SOME TIRES BACK
THERE.
THIS
>> THERE'S SOME TIRES BACK THERE. THIS CHAIR, IF IT WEREN'T
BENT,
THERE. THIS CHAIR, IF IT WEREN'T BENT, IT'D BE GREAT.
BUT
THIS CHAIR, IF IT WEREN'T BENT, IT'D BE GREAT. BUT JENNY I DON'T THINK HAS
GOTTEN
BENT, IT'D BE GREAT. BUT JENNY I DON'T THINK HAS GOTTEN A LOCKER, SO WE'LL IF
SHE
BUT JENNY I DON'T THINK HAS GOTTEN A LOCKER, SO WE'LL IF SHE STARTS BIDDING, AND THEN
MAYBE
GOTTEN A LOCKER, SO WE'LL IF SHE STARTS BIDDING, AND THEN MAYBE I'LL JUST BID HER UP.
HOPE
SHE STARTS BIDDING, AND THEN MAYBE I'LL JUST BID HER UP. HOPE SHE DOESN'T CHOKE ON HER
DEAD
MAYBE I'LL JUST BID HER UP. HOPE SHE DOESN'T CHOKE ON HER DEAD MEAT SANDWICH.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 25.
CAN
GENTLEMEN, 25. CAN I GET 25?
25,
CAN I GET 25? 25, NOW 50.
>>
25, NOW 50. >> YES, HIGHER.
>>
>> YES, HIGHER. >> NOW 75 TO YOU.
75,
>> NOW 75 TO YOU. 75, THEN 100.
100,
75, THEN 100. 100, ANYBODY 125?
125,
100, ANYBODY 125? 125, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN?
125
125, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN? 125 GOING ONCE.
125
125 GOING ONCE. 125 GOING TWICE.
>>
125 GOING TWICE. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 125, NOW 150.
NOW
>> 125, NOW 150. NOW 175.
>>
NOW 175. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 175, NOW 200.
NOW
>> 175, NOW 200. NOW 200, NOW 225.
225,
NOW 200, NOW 225. 225, ANYBODY 225?
IT
225, ANYBODY 225? IT DON'T MATTER WHO IT IS.
225
IT DON'T MATTER WHO IT IS. 225 GOING ONCE.
225
225 GOING ONCE. 225 GOING TWICE.
SOLD
225 GOING TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $200.
>>
SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $200. >> THAT'S A LITTLE EXTRA MONEY
OUT
>> THAT'S A LITTLE EXTRA MONEY OUT OF JENNY'S POCKET.
YES!
>>
YES! >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
YES! >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR
COMING
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION.
UNTIL
GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN!
>>
COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN! >> VERY CLEAR, SOME PEOPLE
AROUND
UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN! >> VERY CLEAR, SOME PEOPLE AROUND HERE NEEDS TO GO BACK
TO
>> VERY CLEAR, SOME PEOPLE AROUND HERE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND RETAKE THEIR
ECONOMICS
AROUND HERE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND RETAKE THEIR ECONOMICS COURSE.
EITHER
TO SCHOOL AND RETAKE THEIR ECONOMICS COURSE. EITHER THAT, OR GO PUNCH THEIR
ECONOMICS
ECONOMICS COURSE. EITHER THAT, OR GO PUNCH THEIR ECONOMICS TEACHERS OUT.
THAT'S
EITHER THAT, OR GO PUNCH THEIR ECONOMICS TEACHERS OUT. THAT'S NOT HOW YOU MAKE
A
ECONOMICS TEACHERS OUT. THAT'S NOT HOW YOU MAKE A LIVING, BUYING HIGH AND TRYING
TO
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU MAKE A LIVING, BUYING HIGH AND TRYING TO SELL HIGH.
THIS
A LIVING, BUYING HIGH AND TRYING TO SELL HIGH. THIS TRANSITION FROM AN
AUCTIONEER
TO SELL HIGH. THIS TRANSITION FROM AN AUCTIONEER TO A BUYER IS A LOT
HARDER
THIS TRANSITION FROM AN AUCTIONEER TO A BUYER IS A LOT HARDER THAN I EXPECTED.
>>
AUCTIONEER TO A BUYER IS A LOT HARDER THAN I EXPECTED. >> THIS IS DEFINITELY A STEAL
FOR
HARDER THAN I EXPECTED. >> THIS IS DEFINITELY A STEAL FOR 200.
I'VE
>> THIS IS DEFINITELY A STEAL FOR 200. I'VE BEEN STRIKING OUT LATELY,
SO
FOR 200. I'VE BEEN STRIKING OUT LATELY, SO I'M REALLY EXCITED I WAS
ABLE
I'VE BEEN STRIKING OUT LATELY, SO I'M REALLY EXCITED I WAS ABLE TO SNAG THIS UNIT.
THIS
THIS DESK
THIS DESK IS WORTH $400.
YOU
THIS DESK IS WORTH $400. YOU DON'T NEED A LOCKER FULL
OF
YOU DON'T NEED A LOCKER FULL OF CRAP TO MAKE YOUR MONEY
BACK.
GLAD
BACK. GLAD MARY HASN'T FIGURED THAT
OUT
GLAD MARY HASN'T FIGURED THAT OUT YET.
HOPEFULLY
OUT YET. HOPEFULLY THERE'S NOT A DEAD
BODY
HOPEFULLY THERE'S NOT A DEAD BODY IN IT.
OOH!
EW.
OH!
THERE'S
OH! THERE'S MICROWAVE DINNERS IN
HERE.
SELL
HERE. SELL THAT FOR ZERO DOLLARS.
TOTALLY
SELL THAT FOR ZERO DOLLARS. TOTALLY DISGUSTING, WORTHLESS.
ALL
TOTALLY DISGUSTING, WORTHLESS. ALL RIGHT, BACK HERE, GOT SOME
IRON
ALL RIGHT, BACK HERE, GOT SOME IRON FENCES WITH FLEUR-DE-LIS
DECALS.
I
DECALS. I LIKE THESE.
I
I LIKE THESE. I THINK I CAN GET $100 FOR ALL
THREE.
THIS
THREE. THIS DESK IS CLEARLY
WORTHLESS.
IT'S
WORTHLESS. IT'S SUNKEN-IN PARTICLE BOARD.
SOME
IT'S SUNKEN-IN PARTICLE BOARD. SOME WEIRD-LOOKING BOX.
WHAT
SOME WEIRD-LOOKING BOX. WHAT THE HELL IS
OH,
OH, MY
OH, MY GOD!
THIS
OH, MY GOD! THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I'VE
EVER
THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
I
I AM
I AM WATCHING A MOVIE OF
EVERYTHING
I AM WATCHING A MOVIE OF EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENING
OUT
I AM WATCHING A MOVIE OF EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENING OUT THERE RIGHT NOW ON HERE.
I
EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENING OUT THERE RIGHT NOW ON HERE. I MEAN, THAT'S HIGH DEFINITION
RIGHT
OUT THERE RIGHT NOW ON HERE. I MEAN, THAT'S HIGH DEFINITION RIGHT HERE.
DO
I MEAN, THAT'S HIGH DEFINITION RIGHT HERE. DO YOU SEE THIS?
I
RIGHT HERE. DO YOU SEE THIS? I HAVE TO TAKE IT SOMEWHERE TO
FIND
DO YOU SEE THIS? I HAVE TO TAKE IT SOMEWHERE TO FIND OUT IF IT'S EVEN WORTH
ANYTHING.
I
FIND OUT IF IT'S EVEN WORTH ANYTHING. I MEAN, IT'S EVEN GOT LONG
DISTANCE.
YOU
I MEAN, IT'S EVEN GOT LONG DISTANCE. YOU CAN SEE A SOUND GUY OVER
THERE.
HEY!
>>
THERE. HEY! >> I CAME IN GUNS A-BLAZIN',
AND
HEY! >> I CAME IN GUNS A-BLAZIN', AND THIS LOCKER IS THE TICKET.
WE
WE GOT
WE GOT LOTS O' TOOLS.
DRILL,
WE GOT LOTS O' TOOLS. DRILL, SOME SORT OF FIRE TORCH
OR
DRILL, SOME SORT OF FIRE TORCH OR SOMETHING.
10,
OR SOMETHING. 10, 20, 30...
40,
10, 20, 30... 40, 50.
SO
40, 50. SO THIS IS 100 BUCKS RIGHT HERE.
SEVEN
SO THIS IS 100 BUCKS RIGHT HERE. SEVEN PAINT GUNS?
THAT'S
SEVEN PAINT GUNS? THAT'S AT LEAST 200 BUCKS
RIGHT
THAT'S AT LEAST 200 BUCKS RIGHT HERE.
FOUR
RIGHT HERE. FOUR DRILLS, TEN BUCKS A POP.
OOH.
THESE
OOH. THESE ARE AWESOME.
THEY
THESE ARE AWESOME. THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE PART OF
A
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE PART OF A TRANSFORMER.
THESE
A TRANSFORMER. THESE GO THERE.
HERE.
TAKE
HERE. TAKE THAT, JENNY.
PEE-YAW!
TRY
PEE-YAW! TRY TO TAKE MY STUFF, RICKY AND
BUBBA?
PEE-YAW,
BUBBA? PEE-YAW, PEE-YAW!
BLOWN
PEE-YAW, PEE-YAW! BLOWN UP.
AWESOME
BLOWN UP. AWESOME BOX OF ROBOT PARTS?
20
AWESOME BOX OF ROBOT PARTS? 20 BUCKS.
WE
20 BUCKS. WE GOT THE STOVE.
50
WE GOT THE STOVE. 50 BUCKS.
AND
50 BUCKS. AND WHAT IS THIS?
LOOKS
AND WHAT IS THIS? LOOKS MAYBE LIKE CIA.
LET'S
LOOKS MAYBE LIKE CIA. LET'S SEE.
WHAT
LET'S SEE. WHAT IS IT?
OH,
WHAT IS IT? OH, MY GOD.
LEFT
OH, MY GOD. LEFT MAIN, RIGHT MAIN, AMP.
LOOKS
LEFT MAIN, RIGHT MAIN, AMP. LOOKS LIKE MAYBE A BATTERY
TESTER.
JACKSON
TESTER. JACKSON LOAD CELLS MUST BE
REPOSITIONED
JACKSON LOAD CELLS MUST BE REPOSITIONED BEFORE EACH
WEIGHING.
AND
WEIGHING. AND THEN HERE IT SAYS NOSE,
TAIL.
SO
TAIL. SO I DON'T THINK THAT COULD BE
FOR
SO I DON'T THINK THAT COULD BE FOR A CAR.
WHAT
WHAT IS
WHAT IS WEIGHED THAT HAS
A
WHAT IS WEIGHED THAT HAS A NOSE AND A TAIL?
AN
WHAT IS WEIGHED THAT HAS A NOSE AND A TAIL? AN ELEPHANT?
OH,
A NOSE AND A TAIL? AN ELEPHANT? OH, OR MAYBE IT'S AN AIRPLANE.
I
AN ELEPHANT? OH, OR MAYBE IT'S AN AIRPLANE. I NEED TO GO TO AN AIRPORT AND
GET
OH, OR MAYBE IT'S AN AIRPLANE. I NEED TO GO TO AN AIRPORT AND GET THIS CHECKED OUT.
>>
I NEED TO GO TO AN AIRPORT AND GET THIS CHECKED OUT. >> BINGO.
BUBBA
GET THIS CHECKED OUT. >> BINGO. BUBBA AND I FED EVERYBODY
BULLSPIT
>> BINGO. BUBBA AND I FED EVERYBODY BULLSPIT CASSEROLE TO WIN THIS
LOCKER.
>>
BULLSPIT CASSEROLE TO WIN THIS LOCKER. >> HELL, YEAH.
>>
LOCKER. >> HELL, YEAH. >> AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEY
>> HELL, YEAH. >> AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY ATE EVERY BITE.
WHOO,
WHOO, YEAH!
MIRRORED
WHOO, YEAH! MIRRORED BOTTOM?
JEEZ.
OH,
JEEZ. OH, MAN, ALL IT NEEDED IS TO
BE
OH, MAN, ALL IT NEEDED IS TO BE FULL OF TOOLS.
>>
BE FULL OF TOOLS. >> IT'S PRETTY NEW.
>>
>> IT'S PRETTY NEW. >> THAT'S $300 RIGHT THERE,
BUB,
>> THAT'S $300 RIGHT THERE, BUB, RIGHT OFF THE BAT, WHAT
WE
BUB, RIGHT OFF THE BAT, WHAT WE PAID FOR THE WHOLE UNIT.
WHY
WE PAID FOR THE WHOLE UNIT. WHY COULDN'T THEY SEE THAT?
>>
WHY COULDN'T THEY SEE THAT? >> I THINK SOME OF THEM
BELIEVED
>> I THINK SOME OF THEM BELIEVED US WHEN WE SAID IT
WAS
BELIEVED US WHEN WE SAID IT WAS A BARBECUE PIT OR
SOMETHING.
>>
SOMETHING. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> OH, THIS IS A HELL OF A
TABLE,
>> OH, THIS IS A HELL OF A TABLE, MAN.
>>
TABLE, MAN. >> OH, I KNOW.
>>
>> OH, I KNOW. >> I'D SAY WE'D GET 250 FOR IT
ALL
>> I'D SAY WE'D GET 250 FOR IT ALL DAY LONG.
>>
ALL DAY LONG. >> YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT.
WE
>> YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT. WE GOT A NICE LITTLE WINGBACK
RIGHT
WE GOT A NICE LITTLE WINGBACK RIGHT HERE, BUBBA.
150.
>>
150. >> DRESSER.
>>
>> DRESSER. >> THE MIRROR'S RIGHT HERE.
150?
>>
150? >> 150 BUCKS.
OH,
>> 150 BUCKS. OH, HELL, THAT'S A HELL OF
A
OH, HELL, THAT'S A HELL OF A TABLE.
>>
A TABLE. >> YEAH, AND IT'S ROPE
TRIMMED.
>>
TRIMMED. >> ANOTHER 250.
>>
>> ANOTHER 250. >> NICE LITTLE WOOD COFFEE
TABLE.
>>
TABLE. >> THERE'S 50 BUCKS.
>>
>> THERE'S 50 BUCKS. >> THERE YOU GO.
>>
>> THERE YOU GO. >> YOU GOT A END TABLE HERE.
LET'S
>> YOU GOT A END TABLE HERE. LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT.
>>
LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT. >> WHAT DO WE GOT, BUB?
>>
>> WHAT DO WE GOT, BUB? >> UH...
A
>> UH... A BIOLOGY BOOK.
THE
A BIOLOGY BOOK. THE DYNAMICS OF
>>
>> HEY,
>> HEY, HEY, HEY!
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT IS THAT?
>>
>> WHAT IS THAT? >> THIS IS YOUR EARLY OPTICAL
FOR
>> WHAT IS THAT? >> THIS IS YOUR EARLY OPTICAL FOR YOUR EYE DOCTOR.
>>
>> THIS IS YOUR EARLY OPTICAL FOR YOUR EYE DOCTOR. >> OH.
>>
FOR YOUR EYE DOCTOR. >> OH. >> BACK IN THE DAY, HE CARRIED
THIS
>> OH. >> BACK IN THE DAY, HE CARRIED THIS WITH HIM, AND HE COULD
SAY,
>> BACK IN THE DAY, HE CARRIED THIS WITH HIM, AND HE COULD SAY, "HOW DOES THAT LOOK?"
>>
THIS WITH HIM, AND HE COULD SAY, "HOW DOES THAT LOOK?" >> WHAT'S--NO, THIS--YOU--
YOU
SAY, "HOW DOES THAT LOOK?" >> WHAT'S--NO, THIS--YOU-- YOU GOT IT WRONG.
>>
>> WHAT'S--NO, THIS--YOU-- YOU GOT IT WRONG. >> OKAY, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT
IS?
A
>> OKAY, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS? A RECTAL EXAM KIT?
>>
IS? A RECTAL EXAM KIT? >> THAT'S PART OF
A
A RECTAL EXAM KIT? >> THAT'S PART OF A MICROSCOPE, MAN.
>>
>> THAT'S PART OF A MICROSCOPE, MAN. >> YOU SURE?
>>
A MICROSCOPE, MAN. >> YOU SURE? >> YOU PUT, YOU KNOW, LIKE,
SOME
>> YOU SURE? >> YOU PUT, YOU KNOW, LIKE, SOME SEMEN FROM A PIG OR
SOMETHING
>> YOU PUT, YOU KNOW, LIKE, SOME SEMEN FROM A PIG OR SOMETHING IN THERE, AND YOU
SQUISH
SOME SEMEN FROM A PIG OR SOMETHING IN THERE, AND YOU SQUISH IT BETWEEN TWO OF
THOSE.
WE'RE
SQUISH IT BETWEEN TWO OF THOSE. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO SOME
RESEARCH
THOSE. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO SOME RESEARCH ON THAT, BUDDY.
>>
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO SOME RESEARCH ON THAT, BUDDY. >> LET'S GET THAT CHECKED OUT.
I
RESEARCH ON THAT, BUDDY. >> LET'S GET THAT CHECKED OUT. I KNOW I'M RIGHT.
BUBBA
>> LET'S GET THAT CHECKED OUT. I KNOW I'M RIGHT. BUBBA CAN'T SEE.
AND
I KNOW I'M RIGHT. BUBBA CAN'T SEE. AND MATTER OF FACT, I'M GONNA
USE
BUBBA CAN'T SEE. AND MATTER OF FACT, I'M GONNA USE THIS KIT TO FIT HIM WITH
SOME
AND MATTER OF FACT, I'M GONNA USE THIS KIT TO FIT HIM WITH SOME NEW GLASSES.
SEE?
I
SOME NEW GLASSES. SEE? I CAN SEE THE TOENAILS ON THAT
BIRD
SEE? I CAN SEE THE TOENAILS ON THAT BIRD SITTING ON THE FENCE OVER
>>
>> HI.
>>
>> HEY,
>> HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
>>
>> I
>> I THINK I FOUND A REALLY
OLD
>> I THINK I FOUND A REALLY OLD CAMERA.
SO
>> I THINK I FOUND A REALLY OLD CAMERA. SO I'M GONNA SEE PHIL HOLLAND,
A
OLD CAMERA. SO I'M GONNA SEE PHIL HOLLAND, A LOCAL PHOTOGRAPHER, AND HAVE
HIM
SO I'M GONNA SEE PHIL HOLLAND, A LOCAL PHOTOGRAPHER, AND HAVE HIM LOOK AT IT.
>>
A LOCAL PHOTOGRAPHER, AND HAVE HIM LOOK AT IT. >> WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
>>
HIM LOOK AT IT. >> WHAT DO YOU HAVE? >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT I THINK
IT'S
>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE? >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT I THINK IT'S WORTH, LIKE, A MILLION
DOLLARS.
>>
IT'S WORTH, LIKE, A MILLION DOLLARS. >> SPLIT IT WITH YOU.
WHAT
DOLLARS. >> SPLIT IT WITH YOU. WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS A CAMERA
OBSCURA,
>> SPLIT IT WITH YOU. WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS A CAMERA OBSCURA, AND THEY'RE ACTUALLY
EXPERIMENTED
WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS A CAMERA OBSCURA, AND THEY'RE ACTUALLY EXPERIMENTED WITH AS EARLY AS
500
OBSCURA, AND THEY'RE ACTUALLY EXPERIMENTED WITH AS EARLY AS 500 B.C., AND THEY WERE
EXPERIMENTING
EXPERIMENTED WITH AS EARLY AS 500 B.C., AND THEY WERE EXPERIMENTING WITH TRYING TO
FIGURE
500 B.C., AND THEY WERE EXPERIMENTING WITH TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW LIGHT WORKED
AND
EXPERIMENTING WITH TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW LIGHT WORKED AND WHAT THE QUALITIES OF
LIGHT
FIGURE OUT HOW LIGHT WORKED AND WHAT THE QUALITIES OF LIGHT WERE.
SO
AND WHAT THE QUALITIES OF LIGHT WERE. SO THEY FIGURED OUT IF YOU'D
BUILD
LIGHT WERE. SO THEY FIGURED OUT IF YOU'D BUILD A REALLY BIG ROOM THAT
WAS
SO THEY FIGURED OUT IF YOU'D BUILD A REALLY BIG ROOM THAT WAS COMPLETELY PITCH BLACK,
BUT
BUILD A REALLY BIG ROOM THAT WAS COMPLETELY PITCH BLACK, BUT IT'S DAYLIGHT OUTSIDE, AND
HAVE
WAS COMPLETELY PITCH BLACK, BUT IT'S DAYLIGHT OUTSIDE, AND HAVE A PINHOLE IN THE ROOM,
AS
BUT IT'S DAYLIGHT OUTSIDE, AND HAVE A PINHOLE IN THE ROOM, AS THE LIGHT COMES IN, IF YOU
LOOK
HAVE A PINHOLE IN THE ROOM, AS THE LIGHT COMES IN, IF YOU LOOK ON THE OPPOSITE WALL, YOU
SEE
AS THE LIGHT COMES IN, IF YOU LOOK ON THE OPPOSITE WALL, YOU SEE WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF
LOOK ON THE OPPOSITE WALL, YOU SEE WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOLE.
SO
SEE WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOLE. SO IN THE 1700s, THEY'D
MINIATURIZE
OF THE HOLE. SO IN THE 1700s, THEY'D MINIATURIZE THE TECHNOLOGY,
BASICALLY,
SO IN THE 1700s, THEY'D MINIATURIZE THE TECHNOLOGY, BASICALLY, BY MAKING SMALLER
BOXES,
MINIATURIZE THE TECHNOLOGY, BASICALLY, BY MAKING SMALLER BOXES, AND ART STUDENTS WOULD
BLACK
BASICALLY, BY MAKING SMALLER BOXES, AND ART STUDENTS WOULD BLACK OUT OVER HERE, AND THEN
ON
BOXES, AND ART STUDENTS WOULD BLACK OUT OVER HERE, AND THEN ON TOP, WHERE THE GROUND GLASS
IS,
BLACK OUT OVER HERE, AND THEN ON TOP, WHERE THE GROUND GLASS IS, LAY THEIR TRACING PAPER
AND
ON TOP, WHERE THE GROUND GLASS IS, LAY THEIR TRACING PAPER AND JUST TRACE A STATIC SCENE.
>>
IS, LAY THEIR TRACING PAPER AND JUST TRACE A STATIC SCENE. >> SO THIS COULD BE FROM THE
LATE
AND JUST TRACE A STATIC SCENE. >> SO THIS COULD BE FROM THE LATE 1700s?
>>
>> SO THIS COULD BE FROM THE LATE 1700s? >> IT COULD BE.
BUT
LATE 1700s? >> IT COULD BE. BUT I DON'T THINK IT IS.
>>
>> IT COULD BE. BUT I DON'T THINK IT IS. >> OH. OKAY.
>>
BUT I DON'T THINK IT IS. >> OH. OKAY. >> HINGES LOOK MODERN.
PRETTY
>> OH. OKAY. >> HINGES LOOK MODERN. PRETTY PRIMITIVE WORKMANSHIP.
KIND
>> HINGES LOOK MODERN. PRETTY PRIMITIVE WORKMANSHIP. KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A HOME KIT.
>>
>> SO
>> SO IF
>> SO IF IT'S NOT WORTH A
MILLION,
>> SO IF IT'S NOT WORTH A MILLION, HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH?
[dramatic
MILLION, HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH? [dramatic drum roll]
>>
[dramatic drum roll] >> $300.
[triumphant
>> $300. [triumphant trumpet flourish]
>>
[triumphant trumpet flourish] >> WELL, I ONLY PAID 200 FOR
THE
>> WELL, I ONLY PAID 200 FOR THE UNIT I BOUGHT IT IN.
>>
THE UNIT I BOUGHT IT IN. >> SOUNDS GOOD.
>>
>> SOUNDS GOOD. >> I WANT TO SEE WHAT
A
>> I WANT TO SEE WHAT A TRACING OF MY PORTRAIT LOOKS
LIKE.
[jazzy
[jazzy music]
♪
[jazzy music] ♪ ♪
>>
[jazzy music] ♪ ♪ >> HOLD VERY STILL.
>>
♪ ♪ >> HOLD VERY STILL. >> WHAT?
>>
>> HOLD VERY STILL. >> WHAT? >> IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH.
>>
>> WHAT? >> IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH. >> IS THERE ENOUGH LIGHT?
I
>> IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH. >> IS THERE ENOUGH LIGHT? I THINK THERE'S NOT ENOUGH
LIGHT.
>>
I THINK THERE'S NOT ENOUGH LIGHT. >> I'M A PHOTOGRAPHER.
THAT'S
LIGHT. >> I'M A PHOTOGRAPHER. THAT'S WHAT I DO.
BYE-BYE.
OH,
THAT'S WHAT I DO. BYE-BYE. OH, LOOK, THERE YOU ARE.
>>
BYE-BYE. OH, LOOK, THERE YOU ARE. >> I FEEL LIKE THE MONA
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT.
COME
>> ALL RIGHT. COME ON UP.
[sad
>> ALL RIGHT. COME ON UP. [sad trombone slide]
>>
COME ON UP. [sad trombone slide] >> IS THAT REALLY WHAT I LOOK
LIKE?
>>
>> IS THAT REALLY WHAT I LOOK LIKE? >> NO.
BUT
LIKE? >> NO. BUT IT'S THE BEST I CAN
>>
>> MR.
>> MR. SMITH?
>>
>> MR. SMITH? >> YEAH.
>>
>> THE
>> THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW.
>>
>> THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW. >> OKAY.
>>
>> THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW. >> OKAY. >> I HATE GOING TO THE DOCTOR.
>>
>> OKAY. >> I HATE GOING TO THE DOCTOR. >> I'LL LET YOU GO FIRST.
>>
>> I HATE GOING TO THE DOCTOR. >> I'LL LET YOU GO FIRST. >> BUT RICKY AND I ARE HERE AT
THIS
>> I'LL LET YOU GO FIRST. >> BUT RICKY AND I ARE HERE AT THIS OPTOMETRIST TO GET THESE
LENSES
>> BUT RICKY AND I ARE HERE AT THIS OPTOMETRIST TO GET THESE LENSES WE FOUND CHECKED OUT.
LOOKS
THIS OPTOMETRIST TO GET THESE LENSES WE FOUND CHECKED OUT. LOOKS LIKE AN ELECTRIC CHAIR.
[giutar
LENSES WE FOUND CHECKED OUT. LOOKS LIKE AN ELECTRIC CHAIR. [giutar zings]
>>
LOOKS LIKE AN ELECTRIC CHAIR. [giutar zings] >> WELL, HI, GUYS.
HOW
[giutar zings] >> WELL, HI, GUYS. HOW ARE YOU?
>>
>> WELL, HI, GUYS. HOW ARE YOU? >> HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>>
HOW ARE YOU? >> HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> I'M DR. TOM. HOW ARE YOU?
>>
>> HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> I'M DR. TOM. HOW ARE YOU? >> BUBBA.
>>
>> I'M DR. TOM. HOW ARE YOU? >> BUBBA. >> HI, I'M RICKY.
>>
>> BUBBA. >> HI, I'M RICKY. >> NICE TO MEET YOU.
THANK
>> HI, I'M RICKY. >> NICE TO MEET YOU. THANK YOU, RICKY.
COME
>> NICE TO MEET YOU. THANK YOU, RICKY. COME ON, WHAT DO YOU GUYS
GOT
THANK YOU, RICKY. COME ON, WHAT DO YOU GUYS GOT TODAY?
>>
COME ON, WHAT DO YOU GUYS GOT TODAY? >> I THINK IT MIGHT BE, LIKE,
A
GOT TODAY? >> I THINK IT MIGHT BE, LIKE, A MIDDLE SCHOOL SCIENCE KIT OR
SOMETHING.
>>
A MIDDLE SCHOOL SCIENCE KIT OR SOMETHING. >> NO.
>>
SOMETHING. >> NO. >> DOC HERE THINKS IT MIGHT BE
SOMETHING
>> NO. >> DOC HERE THINKS IT MIGHT BE SOMETHING TO DO WITH OPTOMETRY.
>>
>> DOC HERE THINKS IT MIGHT BE SOMETHING TO DO WITH OPTOMETRY. >> IT DOES.
IN
SOMETHING TO DO WITH OPTOMETRY. >> IT DOES. IN FACT...
>>
>> IT DOES. IN FACT... >> I TOLD YOU THAT, DIDN'T I
NOT?
>>
>> I TOLD YOU THAT, DIDN'T I NOT? >> THIS CALLED A TRIAL LENS
SET.
THIS
>> THIS CALLED A TRIAL LENS SET. THIS LOOKS LIKE A PARTIAL SET.
SEE,
SET. THIS LOOKS LIKE A PARTIAL SET. SEE, RIGHT HERE WE HAVE A FULL
ONE.
AND
SEE, RIGHT HERE WE HAVE A FULL ONE. AND THE FULL ONES COME WITH
THINGS
ONE. AND THE FULL ONES COME WITH THINGS LIKE THIS.
THIS
AND THE FULL ONES COME WITH THINGS LIKE THIS. THIS IS CALLED A TRIAL FRAME.
IN
THINGS LIKE THIS. THIS IS CALLED A TRIAL FRAME. IN THE OLD DAYS, THIS IS HOW
YOU
THIS IS CALLED A TRIAL FRAME. IN THE OLD DAYS, THIS IS HOW YOU GOT AN EYE EXAM.
>>
IN THE OLD DAYS, THIS IS HOW YOU GOT AN EYE EXAM. >> THAT MAKES MORE SENSE.
>>
YOU GOT AN EYE EXAM. >> THAT MAKES MORE SENSE. >> YOU DIDN'T HAVE A FANCY
PHOROPTER
>> THAT MAKES MORE SENSE. >> YOU DIDN'T HAVE A FANCY PHOROPTER AND FANCY EQUIPMENT.
YOU
>> YOU DIDN'T HAVE A FANCY PHOROPTER AND FANCY EQUIPMENT. YOU JUST PUT ON THESE THINGS.
AND
PHOROPTER AND FANCY EQUIPMENT. YOU JUST PUT ON THESE THINGS. AND YOU CHECKED SOMEBODY'S
EYES.
WHICH
AND YOU CHECKED SOMEBODY'S EYES. WHICH IS BETTER, ONE OR TWO?
>>
EYES. WHICH IS BETTER, ONE OR TWO? >> HOW OLD DO YOU THINK THIS
IS?
>>
>> HOW OLD DO YOU THINK THIS IS? >> I'D SAY 100, 150 YEARS OLD.
>>
IS? >> I'D SAY 100, 150 YEARS OLD. >> REALLY?
>>
>> I'D SAY 100, 150 YEARS OLD. >> REALLY? >> YEAH.
>>
>> REALLY? >> YEAH. >> THAT'S A GOOD THING.
WHAT
WHAT KIND
WHAT KIND OF A VALUE WOULD YOU
PUT
WHAT KIND OF A VALUE WOULD YOU PUT ON THAT?
>>
PUT ON THAT? >> IT'S INCOMPLETE.
YOU
>> IT'S INCOMPLETE. YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT MISSING
GAPS.
I
GAPS. I WOULD GUESS...
[dramatic
I WOULD GUESS... [dramatic drum roll]
$300.
IF
$300. IF IT WAS COMPLETE, MAYBE
YOU'D
IF IT WAS COMPLETE, MAYBE YOU'D GET MORE.
>>
YOU'D GET MORE. >> I SAW THAT BEING A LOT MORE
THAN
>> I SAW THAT BEING A LOT MORE THAN THAT.
BUT
THAN THAT. BUT MY VISION'S NOT VERY GOOD,
IS
BUT MY VISION'S NOT VERY GOOD, IS IT?
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU KNOW, BUBBA MIGHT BE
A
>> YOU KNOW, BUBBA MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT IMPAIRED, BUT WHEN
IT
>> YOU KNOW, BUBBA MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT IMPAIRED, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO SPOTTING GOOD
UNITS,
A LITTLE BIT IMPAIRED, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO SPOTTING GOOD UNITS, WE ARE 20/20 VISION.
>>
IT COMES TO SPOTTING GOOD UNITS, WE ARE 20/20 VISION. >> DID YOU SAY YOU'RE A DOCTOR?
>>
UNITS, WE ARE 20/20 VISION. >> DID YOU SAY YOU'RE A DOCTOR? >> WELL, KIND OF.
>>
>> DID YOU SAY YOU'RE A DOCTOR? >> WELL, KIND OF. >> WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR?
>>
>> WELL, KIND OF. >> WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR? >> OF EVERYTHING.
I'M
>> WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR? >> OF EVERYTHING. I'M CERTIFIED TO DO ANYTHING,
EXCEPT,
>> OF EVERYTHING. I'M CERTIFIED TO DO ANYTHING, EXCEPT, UH, RECTAL EXAMS.
>>
I'M CERTIFIED TO DO ANYTHING, EXCEPT, UH, RECTAL EXAMS. >> YOU SHOULDN'T JOKE AROUND
ABOUT
EXCEPT, UH, RECTAL EXAMS. >> YOU SHOULDN'T JOKE AROUND ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT.
>>
>> I
>> I THINK THE BOX I FOUND HAS
SOMETHING
>> I THINK THE BOX I FOUND HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH PLANES,
SO
>> I THINK THE BOX I FOUND HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH PLANES, SO I'M AT BAKER AVIATION TO
FIND
SOMETHING TO DO WITH PLANES, SO I'M AT BAKER AVIATION TO FIND OUT.
HELLO?
>>
FIND OUT. HELLO? >> HI, HOW ARE YOU?
>>
HELLO? >> HI, HOW ARE YOU? >> GOOD. I'M MARY.
>>
>> HI, HOW ARE YOU? >> GOOD. I'M MARY. >> I'M BRETT BERGIN.
>>
>> GOOD. I'M MARY. >> I'M BRETT BERGIN. >> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>>
>> I'M BRETT BERGIN. >> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> NICE TO MEET YOU.
WHAT
>> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> NICE TO MEET YOU. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
LOOKS
>> NICE TO MEET YOU. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? LOOKS LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE IS
A
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? LOOKS LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE IS A AIRCRAFT WEIGHING KIT.
>>
LOOKS LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE IS A AIRCRAFT WEIGHING KIT. >> OH, OKAY.
>>
A AIRCRAFT WEIGHING KIT. >> OH, OKAY. >> EVERY AIRCRAFT HAS A
SPECIFIC
>> OH, OKAY. >> EVERY AIRCRAFT HAS A SPECIFIC WEIGHT THAT IT'S SAFE
TO
>> EVERY AIRCRAFT HAS A SPECIFIC WEIGHT THAT IT'S SAFE TO FLY AT.
SO
SPECIFIC WEIGHT THAT IT'S SAFE TO FLY AT. SO EACH PLANE IS WEIGHED EVERY
TWO
TO FLY AT. SO EACH PLANE IS WEIGHED EVERY TWO YEARS, AND THEN BEFORE A
PILOT
SO EACH PLANE IS WEIGHED EVERY TWO YEARS, AND THEN BEFORE A PILOT FLIES, HE TAKES THAT
WEIGHT,
TWO YEARS, AND THEN BEFORE A PILOT FLIES, HE TAKES THAT WEIGHT, ADDS THE PASSENGER
WEIGHT
PILOT FLIES, HE TAKES THAT WEIGHT, ADDS THE PASSENGER WEIGHT AND THE CARGO WEIGHT,
AND
WEIGHT, ADDS THE PASSENGER WEIGHT AND THE CARGO WEIGHT, AND THEY CHECK IT OUT AND SEE
IF
WEIGHT AND THE CARGO WEIGHT, AND THEY CHECK IT OUT AND SEE IF THE PLANE'S GOOD TO GO.
>>
AND THEY CHECK IT OUT AND SEE IF THE PLANE'S GOOD TO GO. >> SO WHAT HAPPENS IF A PLANE
IS
IF THE PLANE'S GOOD TO GO. >> SO WHAT HAPPENS IF A PLANE IS OVERWEIGHT?
>>
>> SO WHAT HAPPENS IF A PLANE IS OVERWEIGHT? >> IT COULD BE TOO HEAVY IN
THE
IS OVERWEIGHT? >> IT COULD BE TOO HEAVY IN THE TAIL, AND WHEN YOU ROTATE,
THE
>> IT COULD BE TOO HEAVY IN THE TAIL, AND WHEN YOU ROTATE, THE TAIL COULD ACTUALLY GET
TOO
THE TAIL, AND WHEN YOU ROTATE, THE TAIL COULD ACTUALLY GET TOO LOW, AND THE PLANE CAN
STALL.
>>
TOO LOW, AND THE PLANE CAN STALL. >> AND IT WILL CRASH?
>>
STALL. >> AND IT WILL CRASH? >> WE DON'T LIKE TO SAY THAT
AROUND
>> AND IT WILL CRASH? >> WE DON'T LIKE TO SAY THAT AROUND HERE, BUT...
>>
>> WE DON'T LIKE TO SAY THAT AROUND HERE, BUT... >> OH.
>>
AROUND HERE, BUT... >> OH. >> IT COULD--IT COULD HAPPEN.
>>
>> OH. >> IT COULD--IT COULD HAPPEN. >> YOU HAVE TO GET THE WEIGHT
OF
>> IT COULD--IT COULD HAPPEN. >> YOU HAVE TO GET THE WEIGHT OF EACH PERSON THAT'S GONNA BE
ON
>> YOU HAVE TO GET THE WEIGHT OF EACH PERSON THAT'S GONNA BE ON THE FLIGHT?
>>
OF EACH PERSON THAT'S GONNA BE ON THE FLIGHT? >> THAT'S CORRECT, AND, YOU
KNOW,
ON THE FLIGHT? >> THAT'S CORRECT, AND, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T
WANT
>> THAT'S CORRECT, AND, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO GIVE THEIR WEIGHT,
SO
KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO GIVE THEIR WEIGHT, SO WE HAVE TO STRESS THAT IT'S
FOR
WANT TO GIVE THEIR WEIGHT, SO WE HAVE TO STRESS THAT IT'S FOR THE SAFETY OF THE FLIGHT,
AND
SO WE HAVE TO STRESS THAT IT'S FOR THE SAFETY OF THE FLIGHT, AND IT IS ACTUALLY A LEGAL
REQUIREMENT.
THAT'S
AND IT IS ACTUALLY A LEGAL REQUIREMENT. THAT'S WHY THIS IS SUCH AN
IMPORTANT
REQUIREMENT. THAT'S WHY THIS IS SUCH AN IMPORTANT PIECE OF EQUIPMENT.
IT'S
THAT'S WHY THIS IS SUCH AN IMPORTANT PIECE OF EQUIPMENT. IT'S REALLY THE STARTING POINT
OF
IMPORTANT PIECE OF EQUIPMENT. IT'S REALLY THE STARTING POINT OF ANY SAFE FLIGHT.
IT
IT'S REALLY THE STARTING POINT OF ANY SAFE FLIGHT. IT LOOKS LIKE THIS UNIT HERE
IS
OF ANY SAFE FLIGHT. IT LOOKS LIKE THIS UNIT HERE IS FOR SMALLER PLANES AND THE
BUSINESS
IT LOOKS LIKE THIS UNIT HERE IS FOR SMALLER PLANES AND THE BUSINESS JETS THAT YOU SEE
RIGHT
IS FOR SMALLER PLANES AND THE BUSINESS JETS THAT YOU SEE RIGHT HERE BEHIND US.
>>
BUSINESS JETS THAT YOU SEE RIGHT HERE BEHIND US. >> SHOULD WE PLUG THIS THING
IN?
>>
>> SHOULD WE PLUG THIS THING IN? >> YEAH, LET'S SET IT UP.
THANK
WELL,
WELL, WE
WELL, WE GOT THE PLANE JACKED
UP.
EVERYTHING'S
WELL, WE GOT THE PLANE JACKED UP. EVERYTHING'S CONNECTED.
SEE
UP. EVERYTHING'S CONNECTED. SEE IF WE GET A GOOD READING.
YOU
EVERYTHING'S CONNECTED. SEE IF WE GET A GOOD READING. YOU GOT THE RIGHT MAIN.
LEFT
SEE IF WE GET A GOOD READING. YOU GOT THE RIGHT MAIN. LEFT MAIN.
AND
YOU GOT THE RIGHT MAIN. LEFT MAIN. AND THE NOSE.
GOT
LEFT MAIN. AND THE NOSE. GOT A FULLY FUNCTIONING DEVICE.
>>
AND THE NOSE. GOT A FULLY FUNCTIONING DEVICE. >> YES!
SO
GOT A FULLY FUNCTIONING DEVICE. >> YES! SO HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THIS
THING'S
>> YES! SO HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THIS THING'S WORTH?
>>
>> WE
>> WE KNOW IT'S GOOD AND IN
PROPER
>> WE KNOW IT'S GOOD AND IN PROPER WORKING CONDITION.
I'D
PROPER WORKING CONDITION. I'D SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS
WOULD
I'D SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD BE WORTH...
[dramatic
WOULD BE WORTH... [dramatic drum roll]
$3,000.
[triumphant
$3,000. [triumphant trumpet flourish]
>>
[triumphant trumpet flourish] >> ARE YOU KIDDING?
>>
>> ARE YOU KIDDING? >> I'M SERIOUS.
>>
>> I'M SERIOUS. >> TODAY, THIS BULL IS A CASH
COW.
>> TODAY, THIS BULL IS A CASH COW. BBBBBRRRR!
CHA-CHING.
SO
CHA-CHING. SO HOW FAR WOULD THAT GET ME?
>>
CHA-CHING. SO HOW FAR WOULD THAT GET ME? >> $3,000?
THAT'S
SO HOW FAR WOULD THAT GET ME? >> $3,000? THAT'S GONNA GET YOU TO
SAN
>> $3,000? THAT'S GONNA GET YOU TO SAN ANTONIO AND BACK.
>>
THAT'S GONNA GET YOU TO SAN ANTONIO AND BACK. >> OH.
>>
SAN ANTONIO AND BACK. >> OH. >> narrator: THE WINNER IN
FORT
>> OH. >> narrator: THE WINNER IN FORT WORTH WAS MARY, WHO FLEW
OFF
>> narrator: THE WINNER IN FORT WORTH WAS MARY, WHO FLEW OFF WITH OVER 2,500 BUCKS.
RICKY
FORT WORTH WAS MARY, WHO FLEW OFF WITH OVER 2,500 BUCKS. RICKY AND BUBBA'S DECEPTION
DANCE
OFF WITH OVER 2,500 BUCKS. RICKY AND BUBBA'S DECEPTION DANCE TURNED UP A PROFIT OF
OVER
RICKY AND BUBBA'S DECEPTION DANCE TURNED UP A PROFIT OF OVER $1,100.
JENNY'S
DANCE TURNED UP A PROFIT OF OVER $1,100. JENNY'S CAMERA OBSCURA
PROJECTED
OVER $1,100. JENNY'S CAMERA OBSCURA PROJECTED A $600 PROFIT, WHILE
MATT
JENNY'S CAMERA OBSCURA PROJECTED A $600 PROFIT, WHILE MATT BLEVINS LOST HIS COOL AND
LEFT
PROJECTED A $600 PROFIT, WHILE MATT BLEVINS LOST HIS COOL AND LEFT WITH NOTHING.
>>
>> HEY.
>> HEY. MY BELT BLEW UP.
>>
>> HEY. MY BELT BLEW UP. >> OH, NO!
DID
>> OH, NO! DID YOU BRING ANOTHER ONE?
>>
DID YOU BRING ANOTHER ONE? >> I THINK I GOT A SPARE IN
HERE.
THAT
HERE. THAT WON'T EVEN BE--LET IT GO
BACK.
>>
BACK. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> PANTS ARE GONNA FALL DOWN.
>>
>> PANTS ARE GONNA FALL DOWN. >> THAT MIGHT BE ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> THAT MIGHT BE ALL RIGHT. >> OH, YOU'RE BAD.
>>
>> OH, YOU'RE BAD. >> YEAH, WELL, IT'S ONE OF
THOSE
>> YEAH, WELL, IT'S ONE OF THOSE MORNINGS.
>>
THOSE MORNINGS. >> MAYBE AFTER THE AUCTION.
THIRD
>> MAYBE AFTER THE AUCTION. THIRD BUILDING ON THE