>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> STARTING THE PARTY WITHOUT
ME?
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH HIS
CRAP
>> I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH HIS CRAP TODAY.
>>
>> I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH HIS CRAP TODAY. >> YOU EVER SEEN A HEARSE PULL
A
CRAP TODAY. >> YOU EVER SEEN A HEARSE PULL A U-HAUL, BUBBA?
CAN'T
>> YOU EVER SEEN A HEARSE PULL A U-HAUL, BUBBA? CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU WHEN YOU
GO.
>>
CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO. >> I HATE THAT GUY.
>>
GO. >> I HATE THAT GUY. >> GOOD LUCK TODAY.
>>
>> I HATE THAT GUY. >> GOOD LUCK TODAY. >> GOOD LUCK, 'CAUSE YOU'RE
GONNA
>> GOOD LUCK TODAY. >> GOOD LUCK, 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.
>>
>> GOOD LUCK, 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT. >> AIN'T NO NICE MARY TODAY.
AND
GONNA NEED IT. >> AIN'T NO NICE MARY TODAY. AND THE FIRST ONE TO GET
STOMPED
>> AIN'T NO NICE MARY TODAY. AND THE FIRST ONE TO GET STOMPED IS JENNY.
>>
AND THE FIRST ONE TO GET STOMPED IS JENNY. >> YEAH.
>>
STOMPED IS JENNY. >> YEAH. >> I GOT 100, NOW 400.
>>
>> YEAH. >> I GOT 100, NOW 400. >> YEAH.
>>
>> I GOT 100, NOW 400. >> YEAH. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YEAH. >> LITTLE CATFIGHT GOING HERE.
>>
>> YEAH. >> LITTLE CATFIGHT GOING HERE. >> OH, YEAH.
>>
>> LITTLE CATFIGHT GOING HERE. >> OH, YEAH. >> THIS IS GETTING KINKY.
>>
>> OH, YEAH. >> THIS IS GETTING KINKY. >> NOW, HOW DID YOU FIND THESE
PEOPLE?
>>
>> NOW, HOW DID YOU FIND THESE PEOPLE? >> INTERNET.
WHAT
PEOPLE? >> INTERNET. WHAT CAN GO WRONG?
>>
>> INTERNET. WHAT CAN GO WRONG? >> OH, MY LORD.
>>
WHAT CAN GO WRONG? >> OH, MY LORD. >> THAT'S
[country
[country rock music]
>>
[country rock music] >> NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA
GET.
THAT'S
GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB.
CHA-CHING!
>>
CHA-CHING! >> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG. >> THIS WILL LOOK GOOD AFTER I
PAINT
>> THIS WILL LOOK GOOD AFTER I PAINT IT.
>>
>> I
>> I SEE
>> I SEE TREASURE.
DOLLAR
>> I SEE TREASURE. DOLLAR SIGNS!
[crowd
>> I SEE TREASURE. DOLLAR SIGNS! [crowd ohs]
>>
DOLLAR SIGNS! [crowd ohs] >> THIS IS OUR TURF.
>>
[crowd ohs] >> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS.
>>
>> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING.
>>
>> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER!
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> WOMEN POWER! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> READY TO GO?
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> YEAH! >> [auctioneering]
>>
>> YEAH! >> [auctioneering] >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> HEY.
>>
>> HEY. >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
>>
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> [auctioneering]
AND
>> [auctioneering] AND IT'S SOLD!
>>
AND IT'S SOLD! >> TODAY, WE'RE IN CARROLLTON,
TEXAS.
NOW,
TEXAS. NOW, YOU ASK ANYONE, AND THEY'LL
TELL
NOW, YOU ASK ANYONE, AND THEY'LL TELL YOU CARROLLTON IS ONE OF
THE
TELL YOU CARROLLTON IS ONE OF THE BEST PLACES TO LIVE IN
THE
THE BEST PLACES TO LIVE IN THE DALLAS-FORT WORTH AREA.
CARROLLTON
THE DALLAS-FORT WORTH AREA. CARROLLTON IS ONE OF THE BEST
PLACES
CARROLLTON IS ONE OF THE BEST PLACES TO LIVE IN THE
DALLAS-FORT
PLACES TO LIVE IN THE DALLAS-FORT WORTH AREA.
WHAT
DALLAS-FORT WORTH AREA. WHAT DID I TELL YA?
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> I LOVE THE AFTERNOON SALES,
MAN.
THE
MAN. THE CROWD'S GONNA BE WAY DOWN.
MORNING
THE CROWD'S GONNA BE WAY DOWN. MORNING AUCTIONS, THEY TEND TO
PULL
MORNING AUCTIONS, THEY TEND TO PULL A BIGGER CROWD 'CAUSE
PEOPLE
PULL A BIGGER CROWD 'CAUSE PEOPLE WANNA GET ON WITH THEIR
DAY.
FINE
DAY. FINE BY ME.
MAYBE
FINE BY ME. MAYBE WE CAN STEAL SOMETHING.
>>
MAYBE WE CAN STEAL SOMETHING. >> WOULDN'T THAT BE COOL?
>>
>> WOULDN'T THAT BE COOL? >> I'M BACK ON MY OWN TODAY.
IT
>> I'M BACK ON MY OWN TODAY. IT JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT WITH
MARY
IT JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT WITH MARY AND ME.
WE
MARY AND ME. WE JUST DO STUFF DIFFERENTLY.
SOME
WE JUST DO STUFF DIFFERENTLY. SOME PEOPLE NEED PARTNERS.
THEY
SOME PEOPLE NEED PARTNERS. THEY NEED SOMEONE TO BOUNCE
THINGS
THEY NEED SOMEONE TO BOUNCE THINGS OFF OF, BUT I DON'T.
I
THINGS OFF OF, BUT I DON'T. I WANNA GO BACK TO DOING IT ON
MY
I WANNA GO BACK TO DOING IT ON MY OWN.
>>
>> AH,
>> AH, LOOKEE THERE.
>>
>> AH, LOOKEE THERE. >> SHE'S RIDING SOLO.
>>
>> AH, LOOKEE THERE. >> SHE'S RIDING SOLO. >> WHERE'S YOUR PARTNER TODAY?
>>
>> SHE'S RIDING SOLO. >> WHERE'S YOUR PARTNER TODAY? >> I DON'T NEED A PARTNER.
>>
>> WHERE'S YOUR PARTNER TODAY? >> I DON'T NEED A PARTNER. >> I GUESS SOMETHING HAPPENED.
WE
>> I DON'T NEED A PARTNER. >> I GUESS SOMETHING HAPPENED. WE WANTED THIS COUNTRY THING
PAINTED
>> I GUESS SOMETHING HAPPENED. WE WANTED THIS COUNTRY THING PAINTED BLUE, NOT PINK.
AND
WE WANTED THIS COUNTRY THING PAINTED BLUE, NOT PINK. AND THEN PSHH, THE FUR FLIED.
>>
PAINTED BLUE, NOT PINK. AND THEN PSHH, THE FUR FLIED. >> FLIED?
>>
AND THEN PSHH, THE FUR FLIED. >> FLIED? >> I'M REALLY PUMPED ABOUT
TODAY'S
>> FLIED? >> I'M REALLY PUMPED ABOUT TODAY'S AUCTION BECAUSE I AM
FREAKIN'
>> I'M REALLY PUMPED ABOUT TODAY'S AUCTION BECAUSE I AM FREAKIN' READY TO BE ON MY OWN.
I'M
I'M TIRED
I'M TIRED OF GETTING WALKED ALL
OVER
I'M TIRED OF GETTING WALKED ALL OVER BY MY PARTNER.
IT'S
OVER BY MY PARTNER. IT'S TIME FOR ME TO DO SOME
WALKING.
AND
AND THE
AND THE FIRST ONE TO GET
STOMPED
AND THE FIRST ONE TO GET STOMPED IS JENNY.
AIN'T
AND THE FIRST ONE TO GET STOMPED IS JENNY. AIN'T NO NICE MARY TODAY.
>>
STOMPED IS JENNY. AIN'T NO NICE MARY TODAY. >> OH, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.
HEY.
>>
>> OH, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN. HEY. >> HEY, GUYS.
>>
HEY. >> HEY, GUYS. >> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>>
>> HEY, GUYS. >> WHAT'S GOING ON? >> HOW ARE YOU?
>>
>> WHAT'S GOING ON? >> HOW ARE YOU? >> OH, NOTHING, WHAT'S GOING ON?
>>
>> HOW ARE YOU? >> OH, NOTHING, WHAT'S GOING ON? >> YOU READY TO BUY SOMETHING?
>>
>> OH, NOTHING, WHAT'S GOING ON? >> YOU READY TO BUY SOMETHING? >> YEP.
>>
>> YOU READY TO BUY SOMETHING? >> YEP. >> IT'S LIKE NATIONAL
GEOGRAPHIC.
WHICH
>> IT'S LIKE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC. WHICH ONE'S GONNA POUNCE ON
WHICH
GEOGRAPHIC. WHICH ONE'S GONNA POUNCE ON WHICH ONE?
AWK-WARD!
>>
WHICH ONE? AWK-WARD! >> I GOT TWO CONSIGNMENT SHOPS,
AND
AWK-WARD! >> I GOT TWO CONSIGNMENT SHOPS, AND I GOTTA STOCK MY STORES BACK
UP.
THEY'RE
AND I GOTTA STOCK MY STORES BACK UP. THEY'RE GETTING REALLY LOW.
I'M
UP. THEY'RE GETTING REALLY LOW. I'M COMING HERE TO BUY.
IT'S
THEY'RE GETTING REALLY LOW. I'M COMING HERE TO BUY. IT'S JUST WHAT I DO.
I
I BUY,
I BUY, AND I SELL, AND I MAKE
ONE
I BUY, AND I SELL, AND I MAKE ONE HELL OF A GOOD LIVING DOING
IT.
>>
>> "XTREME."
>>
>> "XTREME." >> THINGS JUST GOT EXTREME.
>>
>> "XTREME." >> THINGS JUST GOT EXTREME. >> THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE
A
>> THINGS JUST GOT EXTREME. >> THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE A GOOD DAY.
I'M
>> THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE A GOOD DAY. I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH HIS
CRAP,
A GOOD DAY. I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH HIS CRAP, THAT GRIZZLY SON OF
A
I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH HIS CRAP, THAT GRIZZLY SON OF A [bleep].
>>
CRAP, THAT GRIZZLY SON OF A [bleep]. >> WHAT IS THIS?
STARTING
A [bleep]. >> WHAT IS THIS? STARTING THE PARTY WITHOUT ME?
>>
>> WHAT IS THIS? STARTING THE PARTY WITHOUT ME? >> IT'S SHOW TIME.
>>
STARTING THE PARTY WITHOUT ME? >> IT'S SHOW TIME. >> BIG SMILES, FELLAS.
IT
>> IT'S SHOW TIME. >> BIG SMILES, FELLAS. IT AIN'T THAT BAD THAT THE
MONEY'S
>> BIG SMILES, FELLAS. IT AIN'T THAT BAD THAT THE MONEY'S HERE.
GOOD
IT AIN'T THAT BAD THAT THE MONEY'S HERE. GOOD TO SEE YOU, BIG BOY.
YOU
MONEY'S HERE. GOOD TO SEE YOU, BIG BOY. YOU DOING ALL RIGHT?
>>
GOOD TO SEE YOU, BIG BOY. YOU DOING ALL RIGHT? >> I'M DOING GREAT.
>>
YOU DOING ALL RIGHT? >> I'M DOING GREAT. >> HEY, THE MONEY'S FOLLOWING ME
RIGHT
>> I'M DOING GREAT. >> HEY, THE MONEY'S FOLLOWING ME RIGHT HERE, BUDDY.
>>
>> HEY, THE MONEY'S FOLLOWING ME RIGHT HERE, BUDDY. >> [groans]
>>
RIGHT HERE, BUDDY. >> [groans] >> GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>>
>> [groans] >> GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE ME.
>>
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE ME. >> [sighs] I HATE THAT GUY.
>>
>> IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE ME. >> [sighs] I HATE THAT GUY. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> [sighs] I HATE THAT GUY. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
WE'RE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING
ANY
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING ANY BOXES.
ARE
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING ANY BOXES. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
ANY BOXES. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH! >> AND WE'RE OFF, LET'S GO!
>>
>> all: YEAH! >> AND WE'RE OFF, LET'S GO! >> GOOD LUCK TODAY.
>>
>> AND WE'RE OFF, LET'S GO! >> GOOD LUCK TODAY. >> GOOD LUCK, 'CAUSE YOU'RE
GONNA
>> GOOD LUCK TODAY. >> GOOD LUCK, 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.
>>
>> GOOD LUCK, 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT. >> [blows raspberry]
>>
GONNA NEED IT. >> [blows raspberry] >> [scoffs]
>>
>> [blows raspberry] >> [scoffs] >> RIGHT BACK AT YA,
[cheering]
[indistinct
[cheering] [indistinct chatter]
>>
[cheering] [indistinct chatter] >> OLD WASHER AND DRYER.
>>
[indistinct chatter] >> OLD WASHER AND DRYER. >> WHAT'S BEHIND IT?
>>
>> OLD WASHER AND DRYER. >> WHAT'S BEHIND IT? >> TV.
HEY,
>> WHAT'S BEHIND IT? >> TV. HEY, KENNY, THERE'S BOOKS IN
HERE,
>> TV. HEY, KENNY, THERE'S BOOKS IN HERE, SO YOU DON'T NEED THIS
ONE.
>>
HERE, SO YOU DON'T NEED THIS ONE. >> OOH, I SEE A COUPLE WOODEN
CHAIRS
ONE. >> OOH, I SEE A COUPLE WOODEN CHAIRS BACK THERE.
THERE
>> OOH, I SEE A COUPLE WOODEN CHAIRS BACK THERE. THERE COULD BE SOME THINGS IN
HERE
CHAIRS BACK THERE. THERE COULD BE SOME THINGS IN HERE I COULD SELL.
>>
THERE COULD BE SOME THINGS IN HERE I COULD SELL. >> OKAY, MATTRESSES, KIDS'
BIKES.
BOTTOM
>> OKAY, MATTRESSES, KIDS' BIKES. BOTTOM LINE, IF JENNY WANTS THIS
LOCKER,
BIKES. BOTTOM LINE, IF JENNY WANTS THIS LOCKER, THEN I WANT IT.
>>
BOTTOM LINE, IF JENNY WANTS THIS LOCKER, THEN I WANT IT. >> WELL, I SEE A BARSTOOL.
WE
LOCKER, THEN I WANT IT. >> WELL, I SEE A BARSTOOL. WE GOT A DESK.
YEAH,
>> WELL, I SEE A BARSTOOL. WE GOT A DESK. YEAH, I'M A PLAYER.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 25.
>>
GENTLEMEN, 25. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> NOW $50, 50.
NOW
>> NOW $50, 50. NOW 75, NOW $100.
125.
NOW 75, NOW $100. 125. 125, NOW 150.
CAN
125. 125, NOW 150. CAN I GET 150? NOW 175.
>>
CAN I GET 150? NOW 175. >> 200.
>>
>> 200. >> 200, NOW 225.
NOW
>> 200, NOW 225. NOW 250, NOW 275, 275 THERE.
NOW
NOW 250, NOW 275, 275 THERE. NOW 300, NOW 325. 325.
325
NOW 300, NOW 325. 325. 325 GOING ONCE, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
325
GENTLEMEN. 325 GOING TWICE.
I'VE
325 GOING TWICE. I'VE SOLD IT, $300 RIGHT HERE.
>>
I'VE SOLD IT, $300 RIGHT HERE. >> I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYBODY'S
SITTING
>> I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYBODY'S SITTING ON THEIR MONEY.
THIS
THIS LOCKER IS JUST CHOCK-FULL
OF
THIS LOCKER IS JUST CHOCK-FULL OF PROFIT.
YOU
THIS LOCKER IS JUST CHOCK-FULL OF PROFIT. YOU EVER SEEN A HEARSE PULL
A
OF PROFIT. YOU EVER SEEN A HEARSE PULL A U-HAUL, BUBBA?
CAN'T
YOU EVER SEEN A HEARSE PULL A U-HAUL, BUBBA? CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU WHEN YOU
GO.
>>
CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO. >> OH, STOP TALKING TO ME.
[cheering,
GO. >> OH, STOP TALKING TO ME. [cheering, overlapping chatter]
>>
>> OH, STOP TALKING TO ME. [cheering, overlapping chatter] >> HOLY COW.
IT
[cheering, overlapping chatter] >> HOLY COW. IT LOOKS LIKE BARBIE THREW UP.
>>
>> HOLY COW. IT LOOKS LIKE BARBIE THREW UP. >> THIS IS A LITTLE GIRL'S
PAGEANT
IT LOOKS LIKE BARBIE THREW UP. >> THIS IS A LITTLE GIRL'S PAGEANT CLOSET.
THAT'S
>> THIS IS A LITTLE GIRL'S PAGEANT CLOSET. THAT'S WHY I GET THE BIG BUCKS.
>>
PAGEANT CLOSET. THAT'S WHY I GET THE BIG BUCKS. >> I DO SPECIALIZE IN PINK AND
GIRLY
THAT'S WHY I GET THE BIG BUCKS. >> I DO SPECIALIZE IN PINK AND GIRLY STUFF.
THIS
>> I DO SPECIALIZE IN PINK AND GIRLY STUFF. THIS IS WHAT MY STORE WOULD LOOK
LIKE
GIRLY STUFF. THIS IS WHAT MY STORE WOULD LOOK LIKE IF I OPENED IT WHEN I WAS
13.
AND
LIKE IF I OPENED IT WHEN I WAS 13. AND I LOVE IT!
>>
13. AND I LOVE IT! >> I SEE THE SHELVING IN THIS
THING,
AND I LOVE IT! >> I SEE THE SHELVING IN THIS THING, THREE BAKERS' RACKS.
JUST
>> I SEE THE SHELVING IN THIS THING, THREE BAKERS' RACKS. JUST OVERLOOK ALL THE OTHER
JUNK.
COULD
COULD TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU WANT THIS LOCKER?
I
>> YOU WANT THIS LOCKER? I BET YOU DO.
>>
I BET YOU DO. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 100.
>>
GENTLEMEN, 100. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> I GOT 100, NOW 125, NOW 150.
NOW
>> I GOT 100, NOW 125, NOW 150. NOW 175, NOW 175 AND 200.
200,
NOW 175, NOW 175 AND 200. 200, NOW 225.
>>
200, NOW 225. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> 250, NOW 275.
CAN
>> 250, NOW 275. CAN I GET 275?
>>
CAN I GET 275? >> YEAH, WALT.
>>
>> YEAH, WALT. >> LITTLE CATFIGHT GOING HERE.
300,
>> LITTLE CATFIGHT GOING HERE. 300, NOW 325, NOW 325, NOW 350.
>>
300, NOW 325, NOW 325, NOW 350. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 375, 375. NOW 400.
>>
>> NOW 375, 375. NOW 400. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> JENNY'S TAKING IT SERIOUSLY.
MARY'S
>> JENNY'S TAKING IT SERIOUSLY. MARY'S JUST TOYING WITH HER.
>>
MARY'S JUST TOYING WITH HER. >> MARY DOESN'T WANT THIS
LOCKER.
SHE'S
LOCKER. SHE'S JUST BIDDING ME UP OUT OF
SPITE.
>>
SPITE. >> AND NOW 425, 425, NOW 450.
>>
>> AND NOW 425, 425, NOW 450. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> NOW 475, NOW 500.
>>
>> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> YEP.
>>
>> NOW
>> NOW 525, 525, NOW 550.
>>
>> NOW 525, 525, NOW 550. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> 550, NOW 575, 575.
>>
>> 550, NOW 575, 575. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> NOW 600, NOW 625.
>>
>> NOW 600, NOW 625. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> 650.
>>
>> 650. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> THANK YOU, NOW 675.
675
>> THANK YOU, NOW 675. 675 AND 700.
>>
675 AND 700. >> 700.
>>
>> 700. >> 725, NOW 750.
750
>> 725, NOW 750. 750 TO YOU.
>>
750 TO YOU. >> NOPE.
>>
>> NOPE. >> OH.
>>
>> OH. >> 750 GOING ONCE!
750
>> 750 GOING ONCE! 750 GOING TWICE!
I
750 GOING TWICE! I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE.
>>
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE. >> I JUST SPENT A BUTT LOAD OF
MONEY
>> I JUST SPENT A BUTT LOAD OF MONEY ON A LOCKER I DON'T EVEN
WANT
MONEY ON A LOCKER I DON'T EVEN WANT JUST SO JENNY COULDN'T HAVE
IT.
HEH
HEH HEH.
HEH HEH. SHOWED HER.
IT
HEH HEH. SHOWED HER. IT MAY NOT BE MY SMARTEST PLAN
EVER,
HEH HEH. SHOWED HER. IT MAY NOT BE MY SMARTEST PLAN EVER, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I
IT MAY NOT BE MY SMARTEST PLAN EVER, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T EVEN CARE.
>>
EVER, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T EVEN CARE. >> THE LOVE IS GONE.
[indistinct
I DON'T EVEN CARE. >> THE LOVE IS GONE. [indistinct chatter]
>>
>> THE LOVE IS GONE. [indistinct chatter] >> OOH, I LIKE THE TRUNK.
JUNK
[indistinct chatter] >> OOH, I LIKE THE TRUNK. JUNK IN THE TRUNK.
LEATHER
>> OOH, I LIKE THE TRUNK. JUNK IN THE TRUNK. LEATHER SOFA.
FOLDING
JUNK IN THE TRUNK. LEATHER SOFA. FOLDING CHAIR THERE.
PRETTY
LEATHER SOFA. FOLDING CHAIR THERE. PRETTY NICE LITTLE LOCKER.
>>
FOLDING CHAIR THERE. PRETTY NICE LITTLE LOCKER. >> I LOVE THIS PIECE RIGHT HERE.
IT'S
PRETTY NICE LITTLE LOCKER. >> I LOVE THIS PIECE RIGHT HERE. IT'S SO COOL.
IT'S
>> I LOVE THIS PIECE RIGHT HERE. IT'S SO COOL. IT'S MID-CENTURY.
WE'LL
IT'S SO COOL. IT'S MID-CENTURY. WE'LL SEE.
>>
IT'S MID-CENTURY. WE'LL SEE. >> IT'S A NICE FLAT-SCREEN TV
STAND.
>>
>> IT'S A NICE FLAT-SCREEN TV STAND. >> THIS LITTLE LEATHER OTTOMAN.
>>
STAND. >> THIS LITTLE LEATHER OTTOMAN. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT.
>>
>> THIS LITTLE LEATHER OTTOMAN. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT. >> OH, THAT'S A REALLY COOL
TRUNK.
THE
>> OH, THAT'S A REALLY COOL TRUNK. THE HANDLE IS BROKEN AT THE
SIDE,
TRUNK. THE HANDLE IS BROKEN AT THE SIDE, WHICH MEANS IT COULD HAVE
BEEN
THE HANDLE IS BROKEN AT THE SIDE, WHICH MEANS IT COULD HAVE BEEN REAL HEAVY STUFF IN THERE.
I
SIDE, WHICH MEANS IT COULD HAVE BEEN REAL HEAVY STUFF IN THERE. I GOTTA BID ON IT.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 25, NOW 25.
>>
GENTLEMEN, 25, NOW 25. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 25.
>>
>> 25. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 50.
>>
>> NOW 50. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> NOW 75.
>>
>> NOW 75. >> 200.
>>
>> 200. >> 200, NOW 225, NOW 225.
CAN
>> 200, NOW 225, NOW 225. CAN I GET 225?
>>
CAN I GET 225? >> both: YEAH.
>>
>> 250,
>> 250, NOW 275.
>>
>> both:
>> both: YEAH.
>>
>> both: YEAH. >> 300 THERE, NOW 325.
>>
>> 300 THERE, NOW 325. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 325, NOW 350.
>>
>> NOW 325, NOW 350. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 350, YEAH. 350, NOW 375.
>>
>> 350, YEAH. 350, NOW 375. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 400.
>>
>> NOW 400. >> both: YEAH.
>>
>> both: YEAH. >> YEAH. NOW 425.
CAN
>> YEAH. NOW 425. CAN I GET 425?
>>
CAN I GET 425? >> IT'S ON YOU, BUDDY.
YOU
>> IT'S ON YOU, BUDDY. YOU JUST SCREWED THE POOCH.
>>
YOU JUST SCREWED THE POOCH. >> I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $425.
>>
>> I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $425. >> KENNY WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD
LOCKER
>> KENNY WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD LOCKER IF IT BIT HIM ON THE
[bleep].
THE
THE COUCH
THE COUCH ALONE IS WORTH
300
THE COUCH ALONE IS WORTH 300 BUCKS.
>>
THE COUCH ALONE IS WORTH 300 BUCKS. >> WHY WOULD MARY BUY A LOCKER
FILLED
300 BUCKS. >> WHY WOULD MARY BUY A LOCKER FILLED WITH PINK STUFF THAT
SHE
>> WHY WOULD MARY BUY A LOCKER FILLED WITH PINK STUFF THAT SHE DOESN'T EVEN WANT?
JUST
FILLED WITH PINK STUFF THAT SHE DOESN'T EVEN WANT? JUST TO MESS WITH ME.
SHE'S
SHE DOESN'T EVEN WANT? JUST TO MESS WITH ME. SHE'S BEING CATTY, SHE'S BEING
IMMATURE,
JUST TO MESS WITH ME. SHE'S BEING CATTY, SHE'S BEING IMMATURE, AND NOW I'M GOING
HOME
SHE'S BEING CATTY, SHE'S BEING IMMATURE, AND NOW I'M GOING HOME WITH NOTHING.
AND
IMMATURE, AND NOW I'M GOING HOME WITH NOTHING. AND I'M PISSED.
>>
HOME WITH NOTHING. AND I'M PISSED. >> ALL RIGHT.
I'M
AND I'M PISSED. >> ALL RIGHT. I'M BACK AT THE LOCKER THAT I
STOLE
>> ALL RIGHT. I'M BACK AT THE LOCKER THAT I STOLE FROM JENNY FOR 725 BUCKS.
I'M
I'M BACK AT THE LOCKER THAT I STOLE FROM JENNY FOR 725 BUCKS. I'M WORRIED I GOT CAUGHT UP IN
THE
STOLE FROM JENNY FOR 725 BUCKS. I'M WORRIED I GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT.
I
I'M WORRIED I GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT. I MEAN, WHAT THE HECK AM I GONNA
DO
THE MOMENT. I MEAN, WHAT THE HECK AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS PINK PRINCESS
CRAP?
MAYBE
DO WITH ALL THIS PINK PRINCESS CRAP? MAYBE I'LL TAKE ALL THE PINK
STUFF
CRAP? MAYBE I'LL TAKE ALL THE PINK STUFF IN HERE, PLOP IT OUTSIDE
OF
MAYBE I'LL TAKE ALL THE PINK STUFF IN HERE, PLOP IT OUTSIDE OF JENNY'S SHOP, AND BURN IT.
THIS
THIS BOX
THIS BOX LOOKS LIKE COSTUMES.
I'M
THIS BOX LOOKS LIKE COSTUMES. I'M GONNA SAY 50 BUCKS.
MY
I'M GONNA SAY 50 BUCKS. MY GOD.
I
MY GOD. I MEAN, THIS PERSON KEPT, LIKE,
THE
I MEAN, THIS PERSON KEPT, LIKE, THE PLASTIC SHOWER RINGS.
IT'S
THE PLASTIC SHOWER RINGS. IT'S GONNA BE A LOT OF
RUMMAGING.
THE
RUMMAGING. THE TRUNK ITSELF, THOUGH,
I
THE TRUNK ITSELF, THOUGH, I COULD SELL THIS--PROBABLY 35
BUCKS.
OH,
BUCKS. OH, MY GOD, IT'S SO CUTE, ALL
THESE
OH, MY GOD, IT'S SO CUTE, ALL THESE LITTLE COMPARTMENTS.
I
THESE LITTLE COMPARTMENTS. I MEAN, THESE ARE GREAT.
THEY'RE
I MEAN, THESE ARE GREAT. THEY'RE VELVET-LINED.
YOU
THEY'RE VELVET-LINED. YOU KNOW, THIS COULD BE A REALLY
COOL,
YOU KNOW, THIS COULD BE A REALLY COOL, CLASSY PIECE.
60
COOL, CLASSY PIECE. 60 BUCKS.
THERE
60 BUCKS. THERE ARE TWO OF THESE METAL
CHAIRS.
QUIRKY,
CHAIRS. QUIRKY, ECLECTIC, FUN.
I
QUIRKY, ECLECTIC, FUN. I COULD SELL THESE FOR MAYBE
100
I COULD SELL THESE FOR MAYBE 100 BUCKS EACH AT THE SHOP.
OOH!
NOW
NOW THIS
NOW THIS IS FANTASTIC.
EASILY
NOW THIS IS FANTASTIC. EASILY 200 BUCKS.
NOW,
EASILY 200 BUCKS. NOW, THIS IS A LIGHT FIXTURE FOR
THE
NOW, THIS IS A LIGHT FIXTURE FOR THE CEILING.
IT
THE CEILING. IT LOOKS VINTAGE TO ME.
PROBABLY
IT LOOKS VINTAGE TO ME. PROBABLY 75 BUCKS.
OH,
PROBABLY 75 BUCKS. OH, HERE IS A NICE VARIETY OF
WIGS.
THEY
THEY LOOK
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'VE HAD SOME
USE.
THIS
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'VE HAD SOME USE. THIS IS, LIKE, THE COLOR OF
JENNY'S
USE. THIS IS, LIKE, THE COLOR OF JENNY'S HAIR.
♪
THIS IS, LIKE, THE COLOR OF JENNY'S HAIR. ♪ PINK IS MY FAVORITE COLOR ♪
THESE
JENNY'S HAIR. ♪ PINK IS MY FAVORITE COLOR ♪ THESE ARE TRASH.
THEY
♪ PINK IS MY FAVORITE COLOR ♪ THESE ARE TRASH. THEY HAVE HAD THEIR
>>
>> I
>> I THINK THIS IS JUST AN OLD
SPEAKER,
>> I THINK THIS IS JUST AN OLD SPEAKER, BUT--OH, MY--
HOLY
HOLY SMOKES!
THIS
HOLY SMOKES! THIS IS, LIKE, A PIMPED OUT
KARAOKE
HOLY SMOKES! THIS IS, LIKE, A PIMPED OUT KARAOKE MACHINE, BEYOND.
DELAY,
THIS IS, LIKE, A PIMPED OUT KARAOKE MACHINE, BEYOND. DELAY, REPEAT, VOLUME.
THIS
KARAOKE MACHINE, BEYOND. DELAY, REPEAT, VOLUME. THIS THING'S AWESOME.
OOH!
HERE'S
THIS THING'S AWESOME. OOH! HERE'S ALL THE CORDS TO THIS
MARVELOUS
OOH! HERE'S ALL THE CORDS TO THIS MARVELOUS MACHINE.
WE
HERE'S ALL THE CORDS TO THIS MARVELOUS MACHINE. WE GOT THE MIC.
WHETHER
MARVELOUS MACHINE. WE GOT THE MIC. WHETHER THE KARAOKE MACHINE
GETS
WE GOT THE MIC. WHETHER THE KARAOKE MACHINE GETS ME OUT OF THE HOLE OR NOT,
KEEPING
WHETHER THE KARAOKE MACHINE GETS ME OUT OF THE HOLE OR NOT, KEEPING JENNY AWAY FROM THIS
LOCKER
GETS ME OUT OF THE HOLE OR NOT, KEEPING JENNY AWAY FROM THIS LOCKER WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT.
I'M
KEEPING JENNY AWAY FROM THIS LOCKER WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT. I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
I'M
LOCKER WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT. I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS. I'M DEFINITELY GONNA GO GET THIS
CHECKED
I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS. I'M DEFINITELY GONNA GO GET THIS CHECKED OUT AND THEN LOAD
THE
I'M DEFINITELY GONNA GO GET THIS CHECKED OUT AND THEN LOAD THE REST OF THIS CRAP SOMEWHERE.
>>
CHECKED OUT AND THEN LOAD THE REST OF THIS CRAP SOMEWHERE. >> WE'RE BACK AT THE UNIT THAT
WE
THE REST OF THIS CRAP SOMEWHERE. >> WE'RE BACK AT THE UNIT THAT WE BOUGHT FOR 425 BUCKS.
NOW,
NOW, BESIDES ALL THE
GOOD-LOOKING
NOW, BESIDES ALL THE GOOD-LOOKING FURNITURE, IT'S GOT
A
GOOD-LOOKING FURNITURE, IT'S GOT A MYSTERY TRUNK IN THERE THAT I
CAN'T
A MYSTERY TRUNK IN THERE THAT I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY HANDS ON.
>>
CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY HANDS ON. >> SLEEPING BAG.
>>
>> SLEEPING BAG. >> 25 BUCKS.
>>
>> 25 BUCKS. >> THERE YOU GO.
HERE'S
>> THERE YOU GO. HERE'S YOUR CALENDAR FROM YOUR
DAY.
YOU
DAY. YOU TELL TIME WITH THIS IF YOU
PUT
YOU TELL TIME WITH THIS IF YOU PUT IT IN THE RIGHT ANGLE OF THE
SUN--
>>
SUN-- >> HOLD IT TO THE SUN.
OH,
>> HOLD IT TO THE SUN. OH, IT'S ABOUT 3:00.
>>
OH, IT'S ABOUT 3:00. >> PRETTY CLOSE.
>>
>> PRETTY CLOSE. >> HOW MUCH IS THAT?
>>
>> HOW MUCH IS THAT? >> A DECORATIVE ITEM?
MAYBE
>> A DECORATIVE ITEM? MAYBE 25.
>>
MAYBE 25. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> THERE'S SOME SILVER.
ONLY
>> THERE'S SOME SILVER. ONLY GOOD THING IN THAT BOX IS A
CAN
ONLY GOOD THING IN THAT BOX IS A CAN OPENER.
MAN,
CAN OPENER. MAN, THIS IS NOT GOOD.
THE
MAN, THIS IS NOT GOOD. THE DAMN MIRROR'S NOT EVEN WIDE
ENOUGH
THE DAMN MIRROR'S NOT EVEN WIDE ENOUGH OR TALL ENOUGH FOR ME.
>>
ENOUGH OR TALL ENOUGH FOR ME. >> I'M HANGING OUT ON BOTH
SIDES.
>>
SIDES. >> [groans]
THAT'S
>> [groans] THAT'S A PRETTY NICE LITTLE
OTTOMAN.
>>
OTTOMAN. >> MM-HMM, STOUT, WELL-BUILT.
>>
>> MM-HMM, STOUT, WELL-BUILT. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> 50 BUCKS.
>>
>> 50 BUCKS. >> TV STAND.
EASY
>> TV STAND. EASY 50 BUCKS.
GOT
EASY 50 BUCKS. GOT A PRETTY DECENT COUCH HERE.
LOOKS
GOT A PRETTY DECENT COUCH HERE. LOOKS LIKE IT'S IN PRETTY GOOD
SHAPE.
YEAH,
SHAPE. YEAH, THAT'S LEATHER, OKAY.
PILLOW-TOP
YEAH, THAT'S LEATHER, OKAY. PILLOW-TOP CUSHION TOO.
SO
PILLOW-TOP CUSHION TOO. SO THAT'S A NICE SET.
>>
SO THAT'S A NICE SET. >> 350?
>>
>> 350? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> [groans]
>>
>> [groans] >> AHA.
WELL,
>> AHA. WELL, I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW,
150
WELL, I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, 150 BUCKS, ALL DAY LONG.
>>
150 BUCKS, ALL DAY LONG. >> TRUNK BY ITSELF?
>>
>> TRUNK BY ITSELF? >> CAMELBACK, THAT'S WHAT YOU
CALL
>> CAMELBACK, THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL IT.
>>
CALL IT. >> YEAH, IT'S OLD.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT DO WE GOT?
>>
>> WHAT DO WE GOT? >> OH, YEAH.
>>
>> OH, YEAH. >> MIGHT BE A BEAR RUG.
>>
>> MIGHT BE A BEAR RUG. >> WE GOT A PIG.
>>
>> WE GOT A PIG. >> WE GOT A PIGGY.
>>
>> WE GOT A PIGGY. >> THERE'S THE ELEPHANT.
>>
>> THERE'S THE ELEPHANT. >> WHAT?
THIS
>> WHAT? THIS IS GETTING KINKY.
>>
THIS IS GETTING KINKY. >> I KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE.
>>
>> I KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE. >> YOU DO?
>>
>> YOU DO? >> YEAH, THEY'RE COSTUMES.
MY
>> YEAH, THEY'RE COSTUMES. MY WIFE HAS SOME.
>>
MY WIFE HAS SOME. >> WHAT?
>>
>> WHAT? >> YEAH, SHE DOES.
>>
>> YEAH, SHE DOES. >> YOU GUYS ARE INTO THIS?
>>
>> YOU GUYS ARE INTO THIS? >> YES, WE ARE.
>>
>> YES, WE ARE. >> DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT?
>>
ABOUT? >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> THIS IS, LIKE...
REALLY?
>>
REALLY? >> REALLY, DON'T TELL NOBODY.
>>
>> THAT'S
>> THAT'S FREAKY.
SHE
>> THAT'S FREAKY. SHE WEAR 'EM?
>>
>> THAT'S FREAKY. SHE WEAR 'EM? >> NO, SHE RENTS 'EM.
THEY'LL
SHE WEAR 'EM? >> NO, SHE RENTS 'EM. THEY'LL PAY YOU 150 BUCKS TO USE
IT
>> NO, SHE RENTS 'EM. THEY'LL PAY YOU 150 BUCKS TO USE IT FOR ONE NIGHT.
>>
THEY'LL PAY YOU 150 BUCKS TO USE IT FOR ONE NIGHT. >> BUT DO YOU WANT IT BACK?
>>
IT FOR ONE NIGHT. >> BUT DO YOU WANT IT BACK? >> SURE, 'CAUSE I'LL WASH IT AND
RERUN
>> BUT DO YOU WANT IT BACK? >> SURE, 'CAUSE I'LL WASH IT AND RERUN IT AGAIN.
>>
>> SURE, 'CAUSE I'LL WASH IT AND RERUN IT AGAIN. >> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING
IN
RERUN IT AGAIN. >> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING IN THESE COSTUMES?
>>
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING IN THESE COSTUMES? >> THEY GO TO PARTIES, AND--
>>
IN THESE COSTUMES? >> THEY GO TO PARTIES, AND-- >> PARTIES?
>>
>> THEY GO TO PARTIES, AND-- >> PARTIES? >> YEAH, FOR LITTLE KID BIRTHDAY
PARTIES.
MY
>> YEAH, FOR LITTLE KID BIRTHDAY PARTIES. MY WIFE AND I RENT COSTUMES TO
CHILDREN'S
PARTIES. MY WIFE AND I RENT COSTUMES TO CHILDREN'S ENTERTAINERS.
WHY
MY WIFE AND I RENT COSTUMES TO CHILDREN'S ENTERTAINERS. WHY IS THIS SO HARD FOR BUBBA TO
UNDERSTAND?
>>
WHY IS THIS SO HARD FOR BUBBA TO UNDERSTAND? >> WELL, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU SOME
VIDEOS
UNDERSTAND? >> WELL, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU SOME VIDEOS LATER.
THEY
>> WELL, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU SOME VIDEOS LATER. THEY REALLY GET INTO THEIR
COSTUMES.
THEY
THEY REALLY GET INTO THEIR COSTUMES. THEY TAKE IT MORE SERIOUS THAN--
>>
COSTUMES. THEY TAKE IT MORE SERIOUS THAN-- >> FOR KINDERGARTNERS.
>>
THEY TAKE IT MORE SERIOUS THAN-- >> FOR KINDERGARTNERS. >> YEAH. OH, YEAH.
YEAH,
>> FOR KINDERGARTNERS. >> YEAH. OH, YEAH. YEAH, LET'S NOT SAY
"KINDERGARTNER"
>> YEAH. OH, YEAH. YEAH, LET'S NOT SAY "KINDERGARTNER" AGAIN.
>>
YEAH, LET'S NOT SAY "KINDERGARTNER" AGAIN. >> PUT THAT ON, LET ME SEE.
ACTUALLY,
"KINDERGARTNER" AGAIN. >> PUT THAT ON, LET ME SEE. ACTUALLY, THAT LOOKS REAL GOOD
ON
>> PUT THAT ON, LET ME SEE. ACTUALLY, THAT LOOKS REAL GOOD ON HIM.
I'M
ACTUALLY, THAT LOOKS REAL GOOD ON HIM. I'M EXCITED.
WE'LL
ON HIM. I'M EXCITED. WE'LL GET SOME MONEY FOR THESE.
>>
I'M EXCITED. WE'LL GET SOME MONEY FOR THESE. >> YEAH, NO, YOU'LL LOVE THESE
PEOPLE.
THEY
>> YEAH, NO, YOU'LL LOVE THESE PEOPLE. THEY GET EXCITED TOO.
>>
PEOPLE. THEY GET EXCITED TOO. >> THEY DO?
>>
THEY GET EXCITED TOO. >> THEY DO? >> OH, YEAH.
I
>> THEY DO? >> OH, YEAH. I MAY HAVE SEEN SOME FURRY LOVE
VIDEOS
>> OH, YEAH. I MAY HAVE SEEN SOME FURRY LOVE VIDEOS IN MY DAY.
BUT
I MAY HAVE SEEN SOME FURRY LOVE VIDEOS IN MY DAY. BUT I'VE NEVER COME FACE-TO-FUR
WITH
VIDEOS IN MY DAY. BUT I'VE NEVER COME FACE-TO-FUR WITH ANY OF THESE PEOPLE.
ANIMALS?
THIS
WITH ANY OF THESE PEOPLE. ANIMALS? THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING.
>>
ANIMALS? THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING. >> LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
>>
THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING. >> LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. >> [groans]
>>
>> LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. >> [groans] >> I BOUGHT A LOCKER TODAY FOR
300
>> [groans] >> I BOUGHT A LOCKER TODAY FOR 300 SMACKEROOS, AND I GUARANTEE
I
>> I BOUGHT A LOCKER TODAY FOR 300 SMACKEROOS, AND I GUARANTEE I CAN AT LEAST DOUBLE THAT.
NOW,
300 SMACKEROOS, AND I GUARANTEE I CAN AT LEAST DOUBLE THAT. NOW, IT'S TIME TO DO WHAT I DO
BEST,
I CAN AT LEAST DOUBLE THAT. NOW, IT'S TIME TO DO WHAT I DO BEST, AND THAT'S MAKE MONEY.
HEY,
HEY, THAT'S A NICE STROLLER.
GOOD
HEY, THAT'S A NICE STROLLER. GOOD $10.
LET'S
GOOD $10. LET'S SEE WHAT THIS IS.
THIS
LET'S SEE WHAT THIS IS. THIS IS THE ONE THAT BUBBA
POPPED
THIS IS THE ONE THAT BUBBA POPPED OFF ABOUT.
BOOKS.
BOOKS
BOOKS. BOOKS IS WHAT MAKES EVERYTHING
GO
BOOKS IS WHAT MAKES EVERYTHING GO AROUND.
YOU
GO AROUND. YOU LEARN KNOWLEDGE FROM BOOKS.
THAT'S
YOU LEARN KNOWLEDGE FROM BOOKS. THAT'S A GOOD $10 BOX.
I
I ALWAYS
I ALWAYS TRY TO LOOK AT MYSELF
KIND
I ALWAYS TRY TO LOOK AT MYSELF KIND OF LIKE A--KIND OF LIKE A
DAIRY
I ALWAYS TRY TO LOOK AT MYSELF KIND OF LIKE A--KIND OF LIKE A DAIRY FARMER, YOU KNOW?
I
KIND OF LIKE A--KIND OF LIKE A DAIRY FARMER, YOU KNOW? I JUST--I JUST MILK EVERY PENNY
OUT
DAIRY FARMER, YOU KNOW? I JUST--I JUST MILK EVERY PENNY OUT OF THESE LOCKERS.
I
I JUST--I JUST MILK EVERY PENNY OUT OF THESE LOCKERS. I JUST MILK EVERYTHING.
IT'S
OUT OF THESE LOCKERS. I JUST MILK EVERYTHING. IT'S JUST DOLLAR BILLS.
I
I JUST MILK EVERYTHING. IT'S JUST DOLLAR BILLS. I JUST MILK IT.
I
IT'S JUST DOLLAR BILLS. I JUST MILK IT. I JUST MILK IT FOR EVERY SINGLE
DIME.
HERE'S
HERE'S A
HERE'S A NICE LITTLE TABLE
THERE.
GOOD
THERE. GOOD LITTLE $5 PIECE.
LET'S
GOOD LITTLE $5 PIECE. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS LITTLE
BIKE
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS LITTLE BIKE RIGHT HERE.
IT'S
BIKE RIGHT HERE. IT'S A $25 BILL.
NOW,
IT'S A $25 BILL. NOW, HERE'S A GOOD LITTLE
BICYCLE.
IT'S
BICYCLE. IT'S ANOTHER $35.
HEY,
IT'S ANOTHER $35. HEY, THIS IS NICE.
A
HEY, THIS IS NICE. A LOT OF PEOPLE, THEY SEE THIS,
THEY
A LOT OF PEOPLE, THEY SEE THIS, THEY JUST SEE A MAPLE CHAIR.
I
THEY JUST SEE A MAPLE CHAIR. I SEE A $25 BILL.
HERE'S
I SEE A $25 BILL. HERE'S A LITTLE COFFEE TABLE.
ABOUT
HERE'S A LITTLE COFFEE TABLE. ABOUT 50 BUCKS.
SO
ABOUT 50 BUCKS. SO THAT'S A NICE-LOOKING SET OF
WASHER
SO THAT'S A NICE-LOOKING SET OF WASHER AND DRYER.
SO
WASHER AND DRYER. SO THAT'S $400 IN OUR POCKET.
THIS
SO THAT'S $400 IN OUR POCKET. THIS IS ANOTHER REALLY GOOD
PIECE.
THIS
PIECE. THIS IS A TABLE THAT'S ON
ROLLERS
THIS IS A TABLE THAT'S ON ROLLERS THAT--PROBABLY YOU PUT A
BIG-SCREEN
ROLLERS THAT--PROBABLY YOU PUT A BIG-SCREEN TV ON.
IT'S
BIG-SCREEN TV ON. IT'S $100.
THIS
IT'S $100. THIS IS A SIX-DRAWER CHEST.
$150.
THIS
$150. THIS IS A NICE LITTLE LOVE SEAT.
THERE'S
THIS IS A NICE LITTLE LOVE SEAT. THERE'S NO TEARS IN IT.
IT'S
THERE'S NO TEARS IN IT. IT'S WORTH 35, 40 BUCKS.
WELL,
IT'S WORTH 35, 40 BUCKS. WELL, WHAT HAVE WE GOT THERE?
WHAT
WELL, WHAT HAVE WE GOT THERE? WHAT IS THIS?
IT'S
IT'S SOME
IT'S SOME KIND OF A UNICYCLE OR
A
IT'S SOME KIND OF A UNICYCLE OR A CHOPPER FRONT.
LET
IT'S SOME KIND OF A UNICYCLE OR A CHOPPER FRONT. LET ME LOOK AND SEE.
YUP,
A CHOPPER FRONT. LET ME LOOK AND SEE. YUP, LOOKEE HERE.
THIS
LET ME LOOK AND SEE. YUP, LOOKEE HERE. THIS IS SOME KIND OF SPECIAL
BICYCLE
YUP, LOOKEE HERE. THIS IS SOME KIND OF SPECIAL BICYCLE OF SOME KIND.
THIS
THIS IS SOME KIND OF SPECIAL BICYCLE OF SOME KIND. THIS SAYS IT'S A GLIDECYCLE.
I'VE
BICYCLE OF SOME KIND. THIS SAYS IT'S A GLIDECYCLE. I'VE BEEN DOING THIS ALMOST
27
THIS SAYS IT'S A GLIDECYCLE. I'VE BEEN DOING THIS ALMOST 27 YEARS, AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN
ONE
I'VE BEEN DOING THIS ALMOST 27 YEARS, AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE OF THESE.
I
27 YEARS, AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE OF THESE. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PUT THIS
BIKE
ONE OF THESE. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PUT THIS BIKE THINGUMAJIG TOGETHER,
SO
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PUT THIS BIKE THINGUMAJIG TOGETHER, SO I'M GONNA TAKE IT TO A CYCLE
BUDDY
BIKE THINGUMAJIG TOGETHER, SO I'M GONNA TAKE IT TO A CYCLE BUDDY OF MINE.
HOPEFULLY,
SO I'M GONNA TAKE IT TO A CYCLE BUDDY OF MINE. HOPEFULLY, HE CAN HELP ME OUT.
ALL
BUDDY OF MINE. HOPEFULLY, HE CAN HELP ME OUT. ALL IN ALL, PRETTY GOOD
>>
>> WE
>> WE FOUND SOME WACKY ANIMAL
COSTUMES
>> WE FOUND SOME WACKY ANIMAL COSTUMES IN OUR LOCKER.
I'M
I'M CONVINCED THEY'RE USED FOR
RECREATIONAL
I'M CONVINCED THEY'RE USED FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSES, SO I
FOUND
I'M CONVINCED THEY'RE USED FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSES, SO I FOUND SOME "EXPERTS" TO HELP US
OUT.
>>
FOUND SOME "EXPERTS" TO HELP US OUT. >> NOW, HOW DID YOU FIND THESE
PEOPLE?
>>
>> NOW, HOW DID YOU FIND THESE PEOPLE? >> INTERNET.
WASN'T
PEOPLE? >> INTERNET. WASN'T AS EASY AS YOU'D
THINK
>> INTERNET. WASN'T AS EASY AS YOU'D THINK EITHER.
LOOK
WASN'T AS EASY AS YOU'D THINK EITHER. LOOK AT THIS.
THIS
THINK EITHER. LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS A NICE LITTLE
NEIGHBORHOOD,
LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS A NICE LITTLE NEIGHBORHOOD, MAN.
>>
THIS IS A NICE LITTLE NEIGHBORHOOD, MAN. >> IT IS.
ARE
NEIGHBORHOOD, MAN. >> IT IS. ARE YOU SURE THIS IS ALL
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S THE INTERNET, MAN.
WHAT
WHAT CAN
WHAT CAN GO WRONG?
>>
>> OH,
>> OH, MY
>> OH, MY LORD.
>>
>> OH, MY LORD. >> HEY.
HOW
>> OH, MY LORD. >> HEY. HOW ARE YOU GUYS?
>>
>> HEY. HOW ARE YOU GUYS? >> UM, WE CALLED YOU ABOUT THE
COSTUMES
HOW ARE YOU GUYS? >> UM, WE CALLED YOU ABOUT THE COSTUMES WE HAD?
>>
>> UM, WE CALLED YOU ABOUT THE COSTUMES WE HAD? >> YEAH, I'M MOON HOWLER.
[howls]
COME
>> YEAH, I'M MOON HOWLER. [howls] COME ON IN, GUYS.
>>
[howls] COME ON IN, GUYS. >> GO AHEAD.
>>
COME ON IN, GUYS. >> GO AHEAD. >> GO--YOU GO AHEAD.
>>
>> GO AHEAD. >> GO--YOU GO AHEAD. >> GO.
>>
>> GO--YOU GO AHEAD. >> GO. >> GO, GO, GO.
OH,
>> GO. >> GO, GO, GO. OH, GOD.
>>
>> GO, GO, GO. OH, GOD. >> YOUR NAME WAS MOON HOWLER?
>>
OH, GOD. >> YOUR NAME WAS MOON HOWLER? >> MOON HOWLER.
COME
>> YOUR NAME WAS MOON HOWLER? >> MOON HOWLER. COME ON IN HERE, YOU GUYS.
>>
>> MOON HOWLER. COME ON IN HERE, YOU GUYS. >> OH, MY LORD.
>>
COME ON IN HERE, YOU GUYS. >> OH, MY LORD. >> HI, I'M COTTON BALL.
>>
>> OH, MY LORD. >> HI, I'M COTTON BALL. >> HI, HOW ARE YOU?
OH,
>> HI, I'M COTTON BALL. >> HI, HOW ARE YOU? OH, OKAY.
THAT'S
>> HI, HOW ARE YOU? OH, OKAY. THAT'S ENOUGH.
THAT--THAT'LL
OH, OKAY. THAT'S ENOUGH. THAT--THAT'LL BE ENOUGH.
>>
THAT'S ENOUGH. THAT--THAT'LL BE ENOUGH. >> HEY, COTTON BALL.
DO
THAT--THAT'LL BE ENOUGH. >> HEY, COTTON BALL. DO YOU ALWAYS WEAR YOUR
COSTUMES?
>>
DO YOU ALWAYS WEAR YOUR COSTUMES? >> WE DON'T DRESS UP LIKE THIS
ALL
COSTUMES? >> WE DON'T DRESS UP LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME.
I'M
>> WE DON'T DRESS UP LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. I'M A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER.
>>
ALL THE TIME. I'M A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER. >> I'M A SECURITY GUARD.
>>
I'M A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER. >> I'M A SECURITY GUARD. >> SO YOU GUYS ARE MARRIED?
>>
>> I'M A SECURITY GUARD. >> SO YOU GUYS ARE MARRIED? >> NO, WE'RE JUST YIFFING.
>>
>> SO YOU GUYS ARE MARRIED? >> NO, WE'RE JUST YIFFING. >> YOU'RE WHAT?
>>
>> NO, WE'RE JUST YIFFING. >> YOU'RE WHAT? >> YIFFING.
>>
>> YOU'RE WHAT? >> YIFFING. >> YIFFING?
>>
>> YIFFING. >> YIFFING? >> YES.
>>
>> YIFFING? >> YES. >> WHAT DOES "YIFFING" MEAN?
>>
>> YES. >> WHAT DOES "YIFFING" MEAN? >> MATING.
>>
>> WHAT DOES "YIFFING" MEAN? >> MATING. >> MATING?
>>
>> MATING. >> MATING? >> I'M SO CONFUSED.
>>
>> MATING? >> I'M SO CONFUSED. >> CONFUSED.
>>
>> I'M SO CONFUSED. >> CONFUSED. >> OH, YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
>>
>> CONFUSED. >> OH, YEAH, THERE YOU GO. >> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
>>
>> OH, YEAH, THERE YOU GO. >> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? >> WHAT THE--WHAT IS THAT?
>>
>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? >> WHAT THE--WHAT IS THAT? >> OH, RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE,
RIGHT
>> WHAT THE--WHAT IS THAT? >> OH, RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE.
OH,
>> OH, RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE. OH, YEAH!
>>
RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE. OH, YEAH! >> OH, LORD HAVE MERCY.
>>
OH, YEAH! >> OH, LORD HAVE MERCY. >> WHAT IS THAT?
>>
>> OH, LORD HAVE MERCY. >> WHAT IS THAT? >> IT'S WHAT WE CALL
"SCRITCHING."
>>
>> IT'S WHAT WE CALL "SCRITCHING." >> SCRITCHING?
>>
"SCRITCHING." >> SCRITCHING? >> YEAH, SCRITCHING.
HERE,
>> SCRITCHING? >> YEAH, SCRITCHING. HERE, YOU SHOULD TRY IT.
>>
>> YEAH, SCRITCHING. HERE, YOU SHOULD TRY IT. >> OKAY, THANKS.
>>
HERE, YOU SHOULD TRY IT. >> OKAY, THANKS. >> YOU LIKE THAT?
YOU
>> OKAY, THANKS. >> YOU LIKE THAT? YOU LIKE THAT?
>>
>> YOU LIKE THAT? YOU LIKE THAT? >> NO, I REALLY DON'T.
>>
YOU LIKE THAT? >> NO, I REALLY DON'T. >> NO? OKAY.
>>
>> NO, I REALLY DON'T. >> NO? OKAY. >> IT FEELS WEIRD.
>>
>> NO? OKAY. >> IT FEELS WEIRD. >> OH, OH, THAT--THAT'S GOOD.
I-I
>> IT FEELS WEIRD. >> OH, OH, THAT--THAT'S GOOD. I-I SEE THAT.
YEAH,
>> OH, OH, THAT--THAT'S GOOD. I-I SEE THAT. YEAH, THAT--THAT'S REAL GOOD.
>>
I-I SEE THAT. YEAH, THAT--THAT'S REAL GOOD. >> YOU WANNA TURN AROUND, AND
I'LL
YEAH, THAT--THAT'S REAL GOOD. >> YOU WANNA TURN AROUND, AND I'LL GET YOUR BACK?
>>
>> YOU WANNA TURN AROUND, AND I'LL GET YOUR BACK? >> NO, I'M GOOD.
>>
I'LL GET YOUR BACK? >> NO, I'M GOOD. >> I CAN GET YOUR BACKSIDE.
>>
>> NO, I'M GOOD. >> I CAN GET YOUR BACKSIDE. >> NO, I CAN--I CAN RUB ON THE
DOOR.
>>
>> NO, I CAN--I CAN RUB ON THE DOOR. >> RIGHT THERE. GET IT.
>>
DOOR. >> RIGHT THERE. GET IT. >> [squeals]
>>
>> RIGHT THERE. GET IT. >> [squeals] >> I'M ABOUT TO FREAK OUT.
>>
>> SO
>> SO ALL
>> SO ALL RIGHT, WHAT'D YOU
GUYS
>> SO ALL RIGHT, WHAT'D YOU GUYS BRING US?
>>
GUYS BRING US? >> WELL, A COUPLE THINGS WE
THINK
>> WELL, A COUPLE THINGS WE THINK YOU'RE GONNA REALLY LOVE.
>>
THINK YOU'RE GONNA REALLY LOVE. >> OH.
>>
>> OH. >> HUH.
>>
>> HUH. >> WELL, LOOK AT THAT.
>>
>> WELL, LOOK AT THAT. >> YOU KNOW, GUYS, THIS IS NICE.
BUT
>> YOU KNOW, GUYS, THIS IS NICE. BUT YOU NOTICE HOW MY BUNNY HEAD
HAS
BUT YOU NOTICE HOW MY BUNNY HEAD HAS NICE FORM?
>>
HAS NICE FORM? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> THIS DOESN'T HAVE THAT.
SO
>> THIS DOESN'T HAVE THAT. SO YOU GUYS COULD PROBABLY SELL
THIS
SO YOU GUYS COULD PROBABLY SELL THIS FOR 100 BUCKS.
>>
THIS FOR 100 BUCKS. >> YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
>>
>> YEAH, THERE YOU GO. >> 100 BUCKS AIN'T BAD.
MAYBE
>> 100 BUCKS AIN'T BAD. MAYBE YOU'LL LIKE THIS ONE
BETTER.
HOW
BETTER. HOW ABOUT THAT?
>>
HOW ABOUT THAT? >> HMM.
>>
>> HMM. >> AN ELEPHANT. NO?
>>
>> AN ELEPHANT. NO? >> THIS ONE DOESN'T HAVE A
REALLY
>> THIS ONE DOESN'T HAVE A REALLY GREAT FIELD OF VISION.
SEE
REALLY GREAT FIELD OF VISION. SEE THE SMALL EYEHOLES HERE?
>>
SEE THE SMALL EYEHOLES HERE? >> I THINK THIS IS PROBABLY
50
>> I THINK THIS IS PROBABLY 50 BUCKS.
>>
50 BUCKS. >> OKAY, SO--BUT WE GOT ONE MORE
FOR
>> OKAY, SO--BUT WE GOT ONE MORE FOR YOU.
>>
FOR YOU. >> OH, REALLY?
>>
>> OH, REALLY? >> WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS
ONE?
>>
ONE? >> both: OOH!
>>
>> both: OOH! >> OH, MY GOD, LET ME SEE THIS
THING.
THIS
THING. THIS IS A GREAT PIECE, GUYS.
>>
THIS IS A GREAT PIECE, GUYS. >> IT LOOKS PRETTY HIGH-QUALITY.
LET
>> IT LOOKS PRETTY HIGH-QUALITY. LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
THING.
GOOD
THING. GOOD EARS.
THE
GOOD EARS. THE SNOUT IS WELL-CRAFTED.
THE
THE SNOUT IS WELL-CRAFTED. THE LIPS ARE EXQUISITE.
>>
THE LIPS ARE EXQUISITE. >> I THINK IF YOU FOUND SOMEBODY
WHO
>> I THINK IF YOU FOUND SOMEBODY WHO WAS LOOKING TO RELEASE THEIR
INNER
WHO WAS LOOKING TO RELEASE THEIR INNER PANDA, YOU COULD PROBABLY
GET...
>>
GET... >> IT'S A CONFERENCE.
>>
>> IT'S A CONFERENCE. >> both: $300.
>>
>> both: $300. >> 300 BUCKS.
>>
>> 300 BUCKS. >> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
>>
>> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. >> THAT'S A GOOD FIND, GUYS.
>>
>> THAT'S A GOOD FIND, GUYS. >> HEY, IF YOU GUYS ARE
INTERESTED,
>> HEY, IF YOU GUYS ARE INTERESTED, THESE ARE FOR SALE.
>>
INTERESTED, THESE ARE FOR SALE. >> YOU BET.
>>
>> YOU BET. >> WHAT IF WE GAVE YOU GUYS,
LIKE,
>> WHAT IF WE GAVE YOU GUYS, LIKE, 400 FOR EVERYTHING?
>>
LIKE, 400 FOR EVERYTHING? >> WE'LL TAKE IT.
>>
>> WE'LL TAKE IT. >> [howling]
>>
>> [squeals]
>>
>> [squeals] >> MM-MM.
JUST
>> [squeals] >> MM-MM. JUST GIVE ME THE MONEY.
>>
>> MM-MM. JUST GIVE ME THE MONEY. >> WHAT DID WE SAY?
>>
JUST GIVE ME THE MONEY. >> WHAT DID WE SAY? >> both: 400.
>>
>> WHAT DID WE SAY? >> both: 400. >> RIGHT, RIGHT.
LET
>> both: 400. >> RIGHT, RIGHT. LET ME JUST GET--
>>
>> RIGHT, RIGHT. LET ME JUST GET-- >> CAN I HELP YOU?
>>
LET ME JUST GET-- >> CAN I HELP YOU? >> WELL, I GOT IT, DON'T WORRY.
>>
>> CAN I HELP YOU? >> WELL, I GOT IT, DON'T WORRY. >> OKAY, NOW, LET ME JUST HELP
YOU.
I'LL
>> OKAY, NOW, LET ME JUST HELP YOU. I'LL JUST COUNT IT OUT FOR YOU.
>>
YOU. I'LL JUST COUNT IT OUT FOR YOU. >> OH, OKAY, YEAH, THANK YOU.
>>
I'LL JUST COUNT IT OUT FOR YOU. >> OH, OKAY, YEAH, THANK YOU. >> THERE YOU GO.
YOU
>> OH, OKAY, YEAH, THANK YOU. >> THERE YOU GO. YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S
>> THERE YOU GO. YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S GONNA BE CLOSE ENOUGH.
>>
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S GONNA BE CLOSE ENOUGH. >> THANK YOU GUYS FOR COMING.
>>
THAT'S GONNA BE CLOSE ENOUGH. >> THANK YOU GUYS FOR COMING. >> WE'LL--IF WE FIND ANY MORE OF
THOSE,
>> THANK YOU GUYS FOR COMING. >> WE'LL--IF WE FIND ANY MORE OF THOSE, WE'LL BE BACK.
>>
>> WE'LL--IF WE FIND ANY MORE OF THOSE, WE'LL BE BACK. >> YEAH, DEFINITELY COME BACK.
>>
THOSE, WE'LL BE BACK. >> YEAH, DEFINITELY COME BACK. >> GO. GO.
>>
>> YEAH, DEFINITELY COME BACK. >> GO. GO. >> BYE, GUYS.
>>
>> GO. GO. >> BYE, GUYS. >> BYE.
>>
>> BYE, GUYS. >> BYE. >> GO, GO,
>>
>> I
>> I FOUND THIS GLIDECYCLE
THING
>> I FOUND THIS GLIDECYCLE THING IN MY LOCKER.
I
>> I FOUND THIS GLIDECYCLE THING IN MY LOCKER. I HAVE NO IDEA IF IT WORKS OR
EVEN
THING IN MY LOCKER. I HAVE NO IDEA IF IT WORKS OR EVEN IF I HAVE ALL THE PIECES.
SO
I HAVE NO IDEA IF IT WORKS OR EVEN IF I HAVE ALL THE PIECES. SO HOPEFULLY, THE GOOD PEOPLE AT
OAK
EVEN IF I HAVE ALL THE PIECES. SO HOPEFULLY, THE GOOD PEOPLE AT OAK CLIFF BICYCLE COMPANY CAN
HELP
SO HOPEFULLY, THE GOOD PEOPLE AT OAK CLIFF BICYCLE COMPANY CAN HELP ME OUT.
I
OAK CLIFF BICYCLE COMPANY CAN HELP ME OUT. I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING.
HOPING
HELP ME OUT. I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING. HOPING THAT ME AND YOU TOGETHER
COULD
I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING. HOPING THAT ME AND YOU TOGETHER COULD FIGURE IT OUT.
>>
HOPING THAT ME AND YOU TOGETHER COULD FIGURE IT OUT. >> SURE, WE CAN DO THAT.
START
COULD FIGURE IT OUT. >> SURE, WE CAN DO THAT. START THROWING THINGS TOGETHER.
>>
>> SURE, WE CAN DO THAT. START THROWING THINGS TOGETHER. >> LET ME HOLD THAT FOR YOU.
>>
START THROWING THINGS TOGETHER. >> LET ME HOLD THAT FOR YOU. >> THIS IS GONNA PROBABLY GO TO
THE
>> LET ME HOLD THAT FOR YOU. >> THIS IS GONNA PROBABLY GO TO THE TOP.
>>
>> THIS IS GONNA PROBABLY GO TO THE TOP. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
THE TOP. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> WHERE'S THE KICKSTAND ON THIS
THING?
>>
>> WHERE'S THE KICKSTAND ON THIS THING? >> THAT GOES RIGHT ALONG WITH,
WHERE
THING? >> THAT GOES RIGHT ALONG WITH, WHERE WERE THE PEDALS?
'CAUSE
>> THAT GOES RIGHT ALONG WITH, WHERE WERE THE PEDALS? 'CAUSE I COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING
ON
WHERE WERE THE PEDALS? 'CAUSE I COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING ON IT.
>>
'CAUSE I COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING ON IT. >> WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE AN EARLY
VERSION
ON IT. >> WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE AN EARLY VERSION OF THE BICYCLE CALLED
"THE
>> WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE AN EARLY VERSION OF THE BICYCLE CALLED "THE WALKING MACHINE."
AND
VERSION OF THE BICYCLE CALLED "THE WALKING MACHINE." AND IT CAME IN AROUND 1817.
A
"THE WALKING MACHINE." AND IT CAME IN AROUND 1817. A BARON MADE IT, SO HE COULD
WALK
AND IT CAME IN AROUND 1817. A BARON MADE IT, SO HE COULD WALK AROUND HIS GARDENS.
I
A BARON MADE IT, SO HE COULD WALK AROUND HIS GARDENS. I BELIEVE HE HAD SOME INJURIES.
>>
WALK AROUND HIS GARDENS. I BELIEVE HE HAD SOME INJURIES. >> IT'S A NEW MODEL, THOUGH--
>>
I BELIEVE HE HAD SOME INJURIES. >> IT'S A NEW MODEL, THOUGH-- >> YEAH, THIS LOOKS NEW.
IT
>> IT'S A NEW MODEL, THOUGH-- >> YEAH, THIS LOOKS NEW. IT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE FOR
REHAB.
IF
IT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE FOR REHAB. IF YOU'RE READY TO GIVE IT A
WHIRL,
REHAB. IF YOU'RE READY TO GIVE IT A WHIRL, HERE WE GO.
>>
IF YOU'RE READY TO GIVE IT A WHIRL, HERE WE GO. >> I'M NOT SCARED OF NOTHING.
YOU
WHIRL, HERE WE GO. >> I'M NOT SCARED OF NOTHING. YOU MIGHT HAVE TO LOWER IT,
PROBABLY.
THIS
YOU MIGHT HAVE TO LOWER IT, PROBABLY. THIS DON'T FIT MY ASS AT ALL.
>>
PROBABLY. THIS DON'T FIT MY ASS AT ALL. >> [laughs]
YOU'RE
THIS DON'T FIT MY ASS AT ALL. >> [laughs] YOU'RE ALLOWED TO FALL OVER,
JUST
>> [laughs] YOU'RE ALLOWED TO FALL OVER, JUST NOT INTO THE BIKES.
>>
YOU'RE ALLOWED TO FALL OVER, JUST NOT INTO THE BIKES. >> IF I FALL OVER, YOU DIAL 911.
I
JUST NOT INTO THE BIKES. >> IF I FALL OVER, YOU DIAL 911. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN SIT ON
THIS
>> IF I FALL OVER, YOU DIAL 911. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN SIT ON THIS WITH IT...
THIS
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN SIT ON THIS WITH IT... THIS IS, LIKE, A LOT OF WORK.
>>
THIS WITH IT... THIS IS, LIKE, A LOT OF WORK. >> HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE
YOU
THIS IS, LIKE, A LOT OF WORK. >> HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU RODE A BIKE THERE, KENNY?
>>
>> HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU RODE A BIKE THERE, KENNY? >> OH, I CAN RIDE A BIKE.
THIS
YOU RODE A BIKE THERE, KENNY? >> OH, I CAN RIDE A BIKE. THIS IS NOT A BIKE, REMEMBER?
>>
>> OH, I CAN RIDE A BIKE. THIS IS NOT A BIKE, REMEMBER? >> THIS IS NOT A BIKE.
>>
THIS IS NOT A BIKE, REMEMBER? >> THIS IS NOT A BIKE. >> THIS IS A...
[sighs]
>>
>> THIS IS A... [sighs] >> GOT A WATER BOTTLE HOLDER,
THOUGH.
>>
>> GOT A WATER BOTTLE HOLDER, THOUGH. >> I'M GONNA NEED A WATER
BOTTLE.
I
>> I'M GONNA NEED A WATER BOTTLE. I NEED A SHOT OF WHISKEY AFTER
THAT.
SO
SO IS
SO IS IT
SO IS IT WORTH ANYTHING?
>>
SO IS IT WORTH ANYTHING? >> YOU COULD PROBABLY GET...
$1,300.
>>
$1,300. >> [laughs]
YOU
>> [laughs] YOU JUST MADE MY DAY, BUDDY.
I
YOU JUST MADE MY DAY, BUDDY. I PROMISE YOU.
YOU
I PROMISE YOU. YOU KNOW, I JUST TURNED
300
YOU KNOW, I JUST TURNED 300 BUCKS INTO $1,900.
>>
>> COME
>> COME ON, GUYS!
I'M
I'M AT
I'M AT A
I'M AT A BAR CALLED SCOREBOARDS
TO
I'M AT A BAR CALLED SCOREBOARDS TO SEE IF WHAT I FOUND IS
ACTUALLY
I'M AT A BAR CALLED SCOREBOARDS TO SEE IF WHAT I FOUND IS ACTUALLY A KARAOKE MACHINE.
AND
TO SEE IF WHAT I FOUND IS ACTUALLY A KARAOKE MACHINE. AND SINCE MY FAMILY LOVES TO
KARAOKE,
ACTUALLY A KARAOKE MACHINE. AND SINCE MY FAMILY LOVES TO KARAOKE, IT NEEDS NO EXCUSE TO
PARTY.
I
KARAOKE, IT NEEDS NO EXCUSE TO PARTY. I BROUGHT THE WHOLE PADIAN CLAN
WITH
PARTY. I BROUGHT THE WHOLE PADIAN CLAN WITH ME.
MY
I BROUGHT THE WHOLE PADIAN CLAN WITH ME. MY POPS IS HERE, BLOM, AND ALL
MY
WITH ME. MY POPS IS HERE, BLOM, AND ALL MY OTHER BROTHERS ARE HERE.
EVEN
MY POPS IS HERE, BLOM, AND ALL MY OTHER BROTHERS ARE HERE. EVEN MY GRANDMA PAT'S HERE.
SHE'S
MY OTHER BROTHERS ARE HERE. EVEN MY GRANDMA PAT'S HERE. SHE'S THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME HOW
TO
EVEN MY GRANDMA PAT'S HERE. SHE'S THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO SING AND FIGHT.
THIS
SHE'S THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO SING AND FIGHT. THIS IS IT.
>>
TO SING AND FIGHT. THIS IS IT. >> THIS IS A VOCOPRO, MAJOR
MANUFACTURER
THIS IS IT. >> THIS IS A VOCOPRO, MAJOR MANUFACTURER OF KARAOKE
EQUIPMENT.
THIS
MANUFACTURER OF KARAOKE EQUIPMENT. THIS IS A GOOD ONE.
THIS
EQUIPMENT. THIS IS A GOOD ONE. THIS TO GET MULTIMEDIA.
YOU
THIS IS A GOOD ONE. THIS TO GET MULTIMEDIA. YOU CAN PLAY MP3s.
GOT
THIS TO GET MULTIMEDIA. YOU CAN PLAY MP3s. GOT AN EQUALIZER.
LET'S
YOU CAN PLAY MP3s. GOT AN EQUALIZER. LET'S POWER IT UP.
IT
GOT AN EQUALIZER. LET'S POWER IT UP. IT SAYS, "WELCOME."
>>
LET'S POWER IT UP. IT SAYS, "WELCOME." >> NICE! WELCOME.
>>
IT SAYS, "WELCOME." >> NICE! WELCOME. >> LET'S HEAR WHAT IT DOES.
TRY
>> NICE! WELCOME. >> LET'S HEAR WHAT IT DOES. TRY SOMETHING.
>>
>> LET'S HEAR WHAT IT DOES. TRY SOMETHING. >> HELLO? OH, THERE WE GO.
OOH,
TRY SOMETHING. >> HELLO? OH, THERE WE GO. OOH, THAT'S AN EFFECT.
BLOM,
>> HELLO? OH, THERE WE GO. OOH, THAT'S AN EFFECT. BLOM, THIS IS GOD.
ALWAYS
OOH, THAT'S AN EFFECT. BLOM, THIS IS GOD. ALWAYS LISTEN TO YOUR SISTER.
[laughter]
SO
SO HOW
SO HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THIS
THING'S
SO HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THIS THING'S WORTH?
>>
THING'S WORTH? >> SO YOU'RE PROBABLY LOOKING...
>>
>> SO YOU'RE PROBABLY LOOKING... >> DRUM ROLL.
>>
>> DRUM ROLL. >> ABOUT $650.
>>
>> ABOUT $650. >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> MARY, DRINKS ARE ON YOU!
>>
>> YEP,
>> YEP, I
>> YEP, I WILL DO THAT FOR YOU,
FAMILY,
>> YEP, I WILL DO THAT FOR YOU, FAMILY, BUT ONLY ONE ROUND.
NOT
>> YEP, I WILL DO THAT FOR YOU, FAMILY, BUT ONLY ONE ROUND. NOT ONLY DID I KEEP THIS LOCKER
AWAY
FAMILY, BUT ONLY ONE ROUND. NOT ONLY DID I KEEP THIS LOCKER AWAY FROM JENNY, I MADE SOME
MOOLA
NOT ONLY DID I KEEP THIS LOCKER AWAY FROM JENNY, I MADE SOME MOOLA OFF THIS SWEET KARAOKE
MACHINE.
MUSIC
MOOLA OFF THIS SWEET KARAOKE MACHINE. MUSIC TO MY EARS.
WELL,
MACHINE. MUSIC TO MY EARS. WELL, YOU KNOW, I DO LOVE TO
FREESTYLE.
>>
WELL, YOU KNOW, I DO LOVE TO FREESTYLE. >> YOU WANNA LAY ONE DOWN?
>>
FREESTYLE. >> YOU WANNA LAY ONE DOWN? >> YEAH, I DO.
>>
>> YOU WANNA LAY ONE DOWN? >> YEAH, I DO. >> I'VE GOT SOMETHING JUST FOR
YOU.
>>
>> I'VE GOT SOMETHING JUST FOR YOU. >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
LET'S
YOU. >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS. LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
HIT
>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS. LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! HIT THE MUSIC, AND TURN OUT THE
LIGHTS.
[hip-hop
HIT THE MUSIC, AND TURN OUT THE LIGHTS. [hip-hop music]
♪
LIGHTS. [hip-hop music] ♪ HOWDY, EVERYBODY ♪
♪
[hip-hop music] ♪ HOWDY, EVERYBODY ♪ ♪ MY NAME IS MARY ♪
♪
♪ HOWDY, EVERYBODY ♪ ♪ MY NAME IS MARY ♪ ♪ WHEN I START RHYMIN' ♪
♪
♪ MY NAME IS MARY ♪ ♪ WHEN I START RHYMIN' ♪ ♪ THINGS GET HAIRY ♪
♪
♪ WHEN I START RHYMIN' ♪ ♪ THINGS GET HAIRY ♪ ♪ YOU'RE NOT IN KANSAS ♪
♪
♪ THINGS GET HAIRY ♪ ♪ YOU'RE NOT IN KANSAS ♪ ♪ THIS IS TEXAS ♪
♪
♪ YOU'RE NOT IN KANSAS ♪ ♪ THIS IS TEXAS ♪ ♪ AND I'M GONNA HIT YOU ♪
♪
♪ THIS IS TEXAS ♪ ♪ AND I'M GONNA HIT YOU ♪ ♪ IN THE SOLAR PLEXUS ♪
♪
♪ AND I'M GONNA HIT YOU ♪ ♪ IN THE SOLAR PLEXUS ♪ ♪ YOU READY? ♪
>>
♪ IN THE SOLAR PLEXUS ♪ ♪ YOU READY? ♪ >> all: YEAH!
[cheering]
>>
>> all: YEAH! [cheering] >> ♪ I LIKE CRAFTS ♪
♪
[cheering] >> ♪ I LIKE CRAFTS ♪ ♪ I LIKE TEXAS ♪
>>
>> ♪ I LIKE CRAFTS ♪ ♪ I LIKE TEXAS ♪ >> NICE.
>>
♪ I LIKE TEXAS ♪ >> NICE. >> ♪ I LIKE GOIN' ♪
♪
>> NICE. >> ♪ I LIKE GOIN' ♪ ♪ TO AN AUCTION ♪
♪
>> ♪ I LIKE GOIN' ♪ ♪ TO AN AUCTION ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE IT GIVES ME PLEASURE ♪
♪
♪ TO AN AUCTION ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE IT GIVES ME PLEASURE ♪ ♪ GOTTA FIND LOTS OF STUFF ♪
♪
♪ 'CAUSE IT GIVES ME PLEASURE ♪ ♪ GOTTA FIND LOTS OF STUFF ♪ ♪ TO FILL MY STORE ♪
♪
♪ GOTTA FIND LOTS OF STUFF ♪ ♪ TO FILL MY STORE ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE EVERY SINGLE DAY ♪
♪
♪ TO FILL MY STORE ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE EVERY SINGLE DAY ♪ ♪ IS A STORAGE WAR! ♪
[cheers
♪ 'CAUSE EVERY SINGLE DAY ♪ ♪ IS A STORAGE WAR! ♪ [cheers and applause]
♪
♪ IS A STORAGE WAR! ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪
♪
[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ ♪ HAMMER DOWN ♪
[laughs]
THANK
♪ HAMMER DOWN ♪ [laughs] THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.
AND
[laughs] THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. AND GOOD NIGHT!
>>
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. AND GOOD NIGHT! >> narrator: COASTING INTO FIRST
PLACE
AND GOOD NIGHT! >> narrator: COASTING INTO FIRST PLACE IN CARROLLTON WAS
KENNY
>> narrator: COASTING INTO FIRST PLACE IN CARROLLTON WAS KENNY STOWE, WHO MADE
1,850
PLACE IN CARROLLTON WAS KENNY STOWE, WHO MADE 1,850 BUCKS WITH HIS WALKING
BIKE.
RICKY
1,850 BUCKS WITH HIS WALKING BIKE. RICKY AND BUBBA SCRITCHED OUT
A
BIKE. RICKY AND BUBBA SCRITCHED OUT A $625 PROFIT AND WERE FOREVER
CHANGED.
MARY
A $625 PROFIT AND WERE FOREVER CHANGED. MARY RAISED THE ROOF AND
545
CHANGED. MARY RAISED THE ROOF AND 545 BUCKS WITH HER KARAOKE
MACHINE,
MACHINE, WHILE JENNY GRUMBLES
MISSED
MACHINE, WHILE JENNY GRUMBLES MISSED OUT ON HER PINK PARADISE
LOCKER
MISSED OUT ON HER PINK PARADISE LOCKER AND LEFT FEELING BLUE.
>>
LOCKER AND LEFT FEELING BLUE. >> ARE YOU PART OF, LIKE, A
ORGY
>> ARE YOU PART OF, LIKE, A ORGY COMMUNITY?
>>
ORGY COMMUNITY? >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
>>
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. >> WE DON'T CALL THEM "ORGIES."
THEY'RE
>> WE DON'T CALL THEM "ORGIES." THEY'RE KNOWN AS "FUR PILES."
>>
THEY'RE KNOWN AS "FUR PILES." >> FUR PILES?
>>
>> FUR PILES? >> WE LAY ON TOP OF EACH OTHER
AFFECTIONATELY,
>> WE LAY ON TOP OF EACH OTHER AFFECTIONATELY, SCRITCH EACH
OTHER.
IT'S
OTHER. IT'S NICE.
>>
IT'S NICE. >> WELL, I GOT ANOTHER QUESTION
TO
>> WELL, I GOT ANOTHER QUESTION TO ASK.
I
TO ASK. I DON'T SEE ANY TRAPDOORS OR
ANYTHING
I DON'T SEE ANY TRAPDOORS OR ANYTHING FOR, LIKE, GOTTA RUN TO
THE
ANYTHING FOR, LIKE, GOTTA RUN TO THE RESTROOM.
>>
THE RESTROOM. >> WELL, THERE'S PLENTY OF HOLES
FOR
>> WELL, THERE'S PLENTY OF HOLES FOR DIFFERENT BODILY FUNCTIONS.
>>
FOR DIFFERENT BODILY FUNCTIONS. >> OKAY, AND I CAN THINK OF TWO.
BUT
>> OKAY, AND I CAN THINK OF TWO. BUT YOU MEAN THERE'S