>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH!
SO
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH! SO NEAT.
>>
>> OOH! SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP
FOR
SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>>
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> YOU KNOW, I HAD SOME SUCCESS.
FIGURE
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> YOU KNOW, I HAD SOME SUCCESS. FIGURE I'D COME BACK
AND
>> YOU KNOW, I HAD SOME SUCCESS. FIGURE I'D COME BACK AND DO IT AGAIN.
Y'ALL
FIGURE I'D COME BACK AND DO IT AGAIN. Y'ALL ACT LIKE Y'ALL OWN THIS
PLACE,
AND DO IT AGAIN. Y'ALL ACT LIKE Y'ALL OWN THIS PLACE, AND YOU DON'T.
>>
Y'ALL ACT LIKE Y'ALL OWN THIS PLACE, AND YOU DON'T. >> BETTER WATCH OUT, MOUTHIN'.
>>
PLACE, AND YOU DON'T. >> BETTER WATCH OUT, MOUTHIN'. >> I'M READY TO RIDE THIS RODEO.
LET'S
>> BETTER WATCH OUT, MOUTHIN'. >> I'M READY TO RIDE THIS RODEO. LET'S GET IT ON.
>>
>> I'M READY TO RIDE THIS RODEO. LET'S GET IT ON. >> MARY AND I ARE PARTNERED UP,
BUT
LET'S GET IT ON. >> MARY AND I ARE PARTNERED UP, BUT LATELY, THE NUMBERS JUST
AREN'T
>> MARY AND I ARE PARTNERED UP, BUT LATELY, THE NUMBERS JUST AREN'T ADDING UP.
>>
BUT LATELY, THE NUMBERS JUST AREN'T ADDING UP. >> OUR PARTNERSHIP
IS
AREN'T ADDING UP. >> OUR PARTNERSHIP IS ON THE LINE.
MAYBE
>> OUR PARTNERSHIP IS ON THE LINE. MAYBE WE CAN DO SOMETHING
WITH
IS ON THE LINE. MAYBE WE CAN DO SOMETHING WITH THIS.
>>
MAYBE WE CAN DO SOMETHING WITH THIS. >> LIKE, TURN IT INTO SOMETHING?
>>
WITH THIS. >> LIKE, TURN IT INTO SOMETHING? >> MARY!
HOW
>> LIKE, TURN IT INTO SOMETHING? >> MARY! HOW ARE WE GOING TO MAKE MONEY
OFF
>> MARY! HOW ARE WE GOING TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF THIS?
>>
HOW ARE WE GOING TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF THIS? >> LOOK AT THIS.
WHAT
OFF OF THIS? >> LOOK AT THIS. WHAT IS IT?
>>
>> LOOK AT THIS. WHAT IS IT? >> I DON'T KNOW.
>>
WHAT IS IT? >> I DON'T KNOW. >> WEIRD.
>>
>> I DON'T KNOW. >> WEIRD. >> LOOK LIKE A SUPPORT BRA.
>>
>> WEIRD. >> LOOK LIKE A SUPPORT BRA. >> FOR A HORSE.
>>
>> LOOK LIKE A SUPPORT BRA. >> FOR A HORSE. >> I THINK SHE LIKES IT.
>>
>> FOR A HORSE. >> I THINK SHE LIKES IT. >> NOW I SEEN
>>
>> NEVER
>> NEVER KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE
>> NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
>> NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB.
>>
YOU'RE GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB. >> CHA-TING!
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB. >> CHA-TING! >> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>> CHA-TING! >> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG. >> THIS WILL LOOK GOOD
AFTER
>> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG. >> THIS WILL LOOK GOOD AFTER I PAINT IT.
>>
>> THIS WILL LOOK GOOD AFTER I PAINT IT. >> I SEE TREASURES.
DOLLAR
AFTER I PAINT IT. >> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS!
>>
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS! >> THIS IS OUR TURF.
>>
DOLLAR SIGNS! >> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS.
>>
>> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING.
>>
>> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER!
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> WOMEN POWER! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> READY TO GO?
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> YEAH! >> PUT 'EM ALL TOGETHER.
>>
>> YEAH! >> PUT 'EM ALL TOGETHER. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS OWN ♪
♪
>> PUT 'EM ALL TOGETHER. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS OWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS OWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M ♪ TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ MONEY
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> AND IT'S SOLD!
TODAY
>> AND IT'S SOLD! TODAY WE'RE IN THE BIG "D."
DALLAS,
TODAY WE'RE IN THE BIG "D." DALLAS, TEXAS.
YOU
YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW, THEY SAY EVERYTHING'S
BIGGER
YOU KNOW, THEY SAY EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN TEXAS, AND I'M
THINKING
YOU KNOW, THEY SAY EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN TEXAS, AND I'M THINKING THAT SHOULD WORK FOR
STORAGE
BIGGER IN TEXAS, AND I'M THINKING THAT SHOULD WORK FOR STORAGE AUCTIONS TOO.
BIG
THINKING THAT SHOULD WORK FOR STORAGE AUCTIONS TOO. BIG LOCKERS, BIG MONEY.
AROUND
STORAGE AUCTIONS TOO. BIG LOCKERS, BIG MONEY. AROUND HERE, IT'S GO BIG
OR
BIG LOCKERS, BIG MONEY. AROUND HERE, IT'S GO BIG OR GO HOME!
>>
AROUND HERE, IT'S GO BIG OR GO HOME! >> RICKY, I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE
GETTING
OR GO HOME! >> RICKY, I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE GETTING SOFT, BUT WE HAVEN'T
BEEN
>> RICKY, I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE GETTING SOFT, BUT WE HAVEN'T BEEN ON OUR GAME LATELY.
>>
GETTING SOFT, BUT WE HAVEN'T BEEN ON OUR GAME LATELY. >> IT'S LIKE WE BEEN
SLEEPWALKING.
IT'S
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME TO WAKE OUR ASS UP.
>>
IT'S TIME TO WAKE OUR ASS UP. >> WE GOT TO GO BACK TO THE OLD
SCHOOL,
>> WE GOT TO GO BACK TO THE OLD SCHOOL, MAN.
>>
SCHOOL, MAN. >> YOU WANT IT, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE
>> YOU WANT IT, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.
>>
HAVE TO PAY FOR IT. >> WE SEE A LOCKER WE WANT,
WE'RE
>> WE SEE A LOCKER WE WANT, WE'RE TAKING IT.
EVERYONE
WE'RE TAKING IT. EVERYONE ELSE
MIGHT
EVERYONE ELSE MIGHT AS WELL STAY HOME.
>>
MIGHT AS WELL STAY HOME. >> I FEEL LIKE I'M JUST NOT
MAKING
>> I FEEL LIKE I'M JUST NOT MAKING AS MUCH MONEY AS I WAS
WHEN
MAKING AS MUCH MONEY AS I WAS WHEN I WAS BY MYSELF.
MARY
WHEN I WAS BY MYSELF. MARY AND I ARE PARTNERED UP, BUT
LATELY,
MARY AND I ARE PARTNERED UP, BUT LATELY, THE NUMBERS JUST AREN'T
ADDING
LATELY, THE NUMBERS JUST AREN'T ADDING UP.
>>
ADDING UP. >> BOTTOM LINE, IF WE DON'T BOTH
MAKE
>> BOTTOM LINE, IF WE DON'T BOTH MAKE DOUBLE OUR MONEY...
>>
MAKE DOUBLE OUR MONEY... >> RIGHT.
>>
>> RIGHT. >> THEN WHAT'S THE POINT?
OUR
>> THEN WHAT'S THE POINT? OUR PARTNERSHIP IS ON THE LINE.
TODAY,
OUR PARTNERSHIP IS ON THE LINE. TODAY, IT'S DO OR DIE.
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S LIKE, WHEN YOU THINK YOU
MIGHT
>> IT'S LIKE, WHEN YOU THINK YOU MIGHT BREAK UP WITH YOUR
BOYFRIEND,
>> IT'S LIKE, WHEN YOU THINK YOU MIGHT BREAK UP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND, AND YOU GO ON THAT
LAST
MIGHT BREAK UP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND, AND YOU GO ON THAT LAST DATE TO FIND OUT IF IT CAN
REALLY
BOYFRIEND, AND YOU GO ON THAT LAST DATE TO FIND OUT IF IT CAN REALLY WORK OR NOT.
WE
LAST DATE TO FIND OUT IF IT CAN REALLY WORK OR NOT. WE CAN STILL HAVE MAKE-UP SEX,
THOUGH.
>>
WE CAN STILL HAVE MAKE-UP SEX, THOUGH. >> EW, JENNY!
>>
THOUGH. >> EW, JENNY! >> [laughs]
>>
>> EW, JENNY! >> [laughs] >> OH, GOOD GOD.
THERE'S
>> [laughs] >> OH, GOOD GOD. THERE'S THE GIRLS.
WE
>> OH, GOOD GOD. THERE'S THE GIRLS. WE GOT SOME COMPETITION,
DON'T
THERE'S THE GIRLS. WE GOT SOME COMPETITION, DON'T WE?
>>
WE GOT SOME COMPETITION, DON'T WE? >> IT'S LIKE SHE STALKS US.
>>
DON'T WE? >> IT'S LIKE SHE STALKS US. >> [laughs]
OH,
OH, MY
OH, MY GOD!
THE
OH, MY GOD! THE ARTS AND CRAFTS TEAM,
MY
MY FAVORITE TWO PEOPLE
TO
MY FAVORITE TWO PEOPLE TO MESS WITH.
[laughing]
THERE
TO MESS WITH. [laughing] THERE GOES YOUR TRAILER, JENNY.
HOLD
[laughing] THERE GOES YOUR TRAILER, JENNY. HOLD IT! HOLD IT!
[horn
THERE GOES YOUR TRAILER, JENNY. HOLD IT! HOLD IT! [horn honking]
STOP.
HOLD IT! HOLD IT! [horn honking] STOP. NO, REALLY.
SHE
[horn honking] STOP. NO, REALLY. SHE WANTS TO LOOK.
>>
STOP. NO, REALLY. SHE WANTS TO LOOK. >> TAKES TRASH TO KNOW TRASH.
>>
SHE WANTS TO LOOK. >> TAKES TRASH TO KNOW TRASH. >> THERE'S CATFISH.
ALL
>> TAKES TRASH TO KNOW TRASH. >> THERE'S CATFISH. ALL MOUTH.
>>
>> THERE'S CATFISH. ALL MOUTH. >> ♪ LIKE A BLUETOOTH COWBOY ♪
♪
ALL MOUTH. >> ♪ LIKE A BLUETOOTH COWBOY ♪ ♪ DON'T KNOW [bleep] ♪
♪
>> ♪ LIKE A BLUETOOTH COWBOY ♪ ♪ DON'T KNOW [bleep] ♪ ♪ ABOUT NOTHIN' ♪
>>
>> WONDER
>> WONDER WHO HE
>>
>> THAT'S
>> THAT'S ALL I NEED
IS
>> THAT'S ALL I NEED IS ANOTHER COWBOY.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>>
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> YOU KNOW, I HAD SOME SUCCESS
THE
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> YOU KNOW, I HAD SOME SUCCESS THE LAST STORAGE AUCTION.
I
>> YOU KNOW, I HAD SOME SUCCESS THE LAST STORAGE AUCTION. I FIGURE I'D COME BACK
AND
THE LAST STORAGE AUCTION. I FIGURE I'D COME BACK AND DO IT AGAIN.
I
I FIGURE I'D COME BACK AND DO IT AGAIN. I GOT A POCKET FULL OF CASH.
I'M
AND DO IT AGAIN. I GOT A POCKET FULL OF CASH. I'M READY TO RIDE THIS RODEO.
LET'S
LET'S GET
LET'S GET IT ON.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT.
LADIES
>> ALL RIGHT. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WELCOME
>> ALL RIGHT. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE AUCTION.
HERE
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE AUCTION. HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY.
WE'RE
WELCOME TO THE AUCTION. HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY. WE'RE GOING TO OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY. WE'RE GOING TO OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE FIVE
MINUTES
WE'RE GOING TO OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
NO
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. NO STEPPING INSIDE.
NO
MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. NO STEPPING INSIDE. NO REACHING INSIDE.
NO
NO STEPPING INSIDE. NO REACHING INSIDE. NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES.
TODAY'S
NO REACHING INSIDE. NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES. TODAY'S SALE
IS
NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH ONLY SALE.
PLEASE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH ONLY SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
IS A CASH ONLY SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
ARE
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP.
LET'S
>> all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP. LET'S GO!
>>
>> SO
>> SO HOW
>> SO HOW LONG YOU BEEN DOING
THIS
>> SO HOW LONG YOU BEEN DOING THIS FOR?
>>
THIS FOR? >> OH, YOU'RE AN AUCTIONEER.
YOU
YOU WANT
YOU WANT TO BUY STORAGE
LOCKERS
YOU WANT TO BUY STORAGE LOCKERS FROM NOW ON.
I
I WANT
I WANT TO
I WANT TO KNOW HOW LONG YOU BEEN
BUYING
I WANT TO KNOW HOW LONG YOU BEEN BUYING FOR.
>>
BUYING FOR. >> OH, SO YOU'RE JUST A ROOK--
>>
>> OH,
>> OH, NO.
>>
>> OH, NO. >> YOU'RE A ROOKIE.
>>
>> OH, NO. >> YOU'RE A ROOKIE. >> YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET SCHOOLED
BY
>> YOU'RE A ROOKIE. >> YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET SCHOOLED BY THIS HERE ROOKIE.
>>
>> YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET SCHOOLED BY THIS HERE ROOKIE. >> OOH!
>>
BY THIS HERE ROOKIE. >> OOH! >> UH, YES, SIR!
>>
>> OOH! >> UH, YES, SIR! >> I KIND OF LIKE THE PIECES,
ORNATE
>> UH, YES, SIR! >> I KIND OF LIKE THE PIECES, ORNATE STUFF.
OH,
>> I KIND OF LIKE THE PIECES, ORNATE STUFF. OH, ALL THAT STUFF WILL SELL.
WHAT'S
WHAT'S THAT IN THE BACK?
>>
WHAT'S THAT IN THE BACK? >> YEAH.
>>
>> HEY,
>> HEY, RICKY AND BUBBA,
Y'ALL
>> HEY, RICKY AND BUBBA, Y'ALL HURRY UP THERE.
Y'ALL
>> HEY, RICKY AND BUBBA, Y'ALL HURRY UP THERE. Y'ALL ACT LIKE Y'ALL OWN THIS
PLACE,
Y'ALL HURRY UP THERE. Y'ALL ACT LIKE Y'ALL OWN THIS PLACE, AND YOU DON'T.
>>
Y'ALL ACT LIKE Y'ALL OWN THIS PLACE, AND YOU DON'T. >> all: OOH!
>>
PLACE, AND YOU DON'T. >> all: OOH! >> BETTER WATCH OUT, MOUTHIN'.
>>
>> all: OOH! >> BETTER WATCH OUT, MOUTHIN'. >> DON'T LET YOUR MOUTH OVERLOAD
YOUR
>> BETTER WATCH OUT, MOUTHIN'. >> DON'T LET YOUR MOUTH OVERLOAD YOUR BEHIND THERE.
>>
>> WE'LL
>>
>> EXACTLY THE KIND OF LOCKER
WE
>> EXACTLY THE KIND OF LOCKER WE NEED
>>
>> THAT'S
>> THAT'S A NICE PIECE OF
FURNITURE
>> THAT'S A NICE PIECE OF FURNITURE RIGHT THERE.
DANG,
>> THAT'S A NICE PIECE OF FURNITURE RIGHT THERE. DANG, JERRY.
I
FURNITURE RIGHT THERE. DANG, JERRY. I THINK I WANT THIS ONE.
>>
DANG, JERRY. I THINK I WANT THIS ONE. >> OH, MY GOODNESS!
GOT
I THINK I WANT THIS ONE. >> OH, MY GOODNESS! GOT UPRIGHT PIANO.
LOT
>> OH, MY GOODNESS! GOT UPRIGHT PIANO. LOT OF BRASS.
THE
GOT UPRIGHT PIANO. LOT OF BRASS. THE BIDDING ON THIS UNIT SHOULD
BE
LOT OF BRASS. THE BIDDING ON THIS UNIT SHOULD BE LIKE THE HINGES ON THE GATES
OF
THE BIDDING ON THIS UNIT SHOULD BE LIKE THE HINGES ON THE GATES OF HELL.
IT'S
BE LIKE THE HINGES ON THE GATES OF HELL. IT'S GONNA BE HOT.
AND
OF HELL. IT'S GONNA BE HOT. AND I'LL BE RIGHT THERE,
TURNING
IT'S GONNA BE HOT. AND I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, TURNING THAT HEAT UP.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT,
LADIES
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN--
>>
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN-- >> $50!
>>
>> $50! >> $50.
[auctioneering]
>>
[auctioneering] >> I BET HE PLAYS THE PENNY
SLOTS
>> I BET HE PLAYS THE PENNY SLOTS IN VEGAS.
>>
SLOTS IN VEGAS. >> PROBABLY.
>>
>> PROBABLY. >> 75.
GIVE
>> 75. GIVE ME 75.
>>
GIVE ME 75. >> 800!
>>
>> 800! >> OH, MAN.
>>
>> OH, MAN. >> $800.
NOW,
>> $800. NOW, 900.
>>
NOW, 900. >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> 900.
NOW,
>> 900. NOW, 1,000.
>>
NOW, 1,000. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,000 THERE.
NOW,
>> 1,000 THERE. NOW, 1,100.
>>
NOW, 1,100. >> BRING IT.
>>
>> BRING IT. >> 1,100 NOW.
1,200.
>>
1,200. >> BRING IT!
THAT'S
>> BRING IT! THAT'S HOW YOU SAY IT.
>>
THAT'S HOW YOU SAY IT. >> NOW, 1,300.
1,300.
>>
1,300. >> YEAH, WALT.
>>
>> YEAH, WALT. >> 1,300.
NOW
>> 1,300. NOW 1,350.
>>
NOW 1,350. >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> NOW, 1,375.
>>
>> NOW, 1,375. >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> BRING IT?
NOW
>> BRING IT? NOW WE DROP IT.
BRING
NOW WE DROP IT. BRING IT, WALT.
>>
BRING IT, WALT. >> 1,400.
NOW,
>> 1,400. NOW, 1,425.
>>
NOW, 1,425. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> THANK YOU.
>>
>> THANK YOU. >> NO!
>>
>> NO! >> 1,450.
CAN
>> 1,450. CAN I GET 1,450?
GOING
CAN I GET 1,450? GOING ONCE.
1,450
GOING ONCE. 1,450 GOING TWICE.
I'VE
I'VE SOLD
I'VE SOLD IT.
$1,425.
RIGHT
I'VE SOLD IT. $1,425. RIGHT HERE ON THE FRONT.
>>
>> WHOO!
>>
>> WHOO! >> JENNY!
WHAT
>> JENNY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SHE
SHE FELL
SHE FELL RIGHT INTO LESA'S
[claps]
SHE FELL RIGHT INTO LESA'S [claps] TRAP.
>>
SHE FELL RIGHT INTO LESA'S [claps] TRAP. >> WHAT DID Y'ALL SEE IN THERE,
GIRLS?
>>
>> WHAT DID Y'ALL SEE IN THERE, GIRLS? >> OH, MY GOD.
YOU
GIRLS? >> OH, MY GOD. YOU PAID WHAT FOR THAT?
>>
>> OH, MY GOD. YOU PAID WHAT FOR THAT? >> TOO MUCH.
>>
YOU PAID WHAT FOR THAT? >> TOO MUCH. >> IT'S ALL ABOUT TASTE.
>>
>> TOO MUCH. >> IT'S ALL ABOUT TASTE. >> HEY, JERRY.
>>
>> IT'S ALL ABOUT TASTE. >> HEY, JERRY. >> WHAT?
>>
>> HEY, JERRY. >> WHAT? >> HOW LONG YOU AND LESA BEEN
MARRIED?
>>
>> HOW LONG YOU AND LESA BEEN MARRIED? >> OH, HELL NO!
>>
MARRIED? >> OH, HELL NO! >> WE'RE NOT MARRIED.
WE
>> OH, HELL NO! >> WE'RE NOT MARRIED. WE NEVER DATED.
WE'VE
>> WE'RE NOT MARRIED. WE NEVER DATED. WE'VE NEVER DONE NOTHIN'.
NO.
>>
WE'VE NEVER DONE NOTHIN'. NO. >> ALL RIGHT.
WE
NO. >> ALL RIGHT. WE THINK WE MIGHT HAVE PAID TOO
MUCH
>> ALL RIGHT. WE THINK WE MIGHT HAVE PAID TOO MUCH FOR THIS LOCKER, SO WE'RE
GOING
WE THINK WE MIGHT HAVE PAID TOO MUCH FOR THIS LOCKER, SO WE'RE GOING CHECK IT OUT RIGHT NOW.
>>
>> IS
>> IS IT
>> IS IT HEAVY?
THIS
>> IS IT HEAVY? THIS THING'S COOL, JENNY.
>>
THIS THING'S COOL, JENNY. >> YEAH.
IT'S
>> YEAH. IT'S REALLY COOL.
>>
IT'S REALLY COOL. >> IS IT A BIG
VASE
>> IS IT A BIG VASE OR SOMETHING?
>>
VASE OR SOMETHING? >> NO, IT'S FOR, LIKE,
SMOKING
>> NO, IT'S FOR, LIKE, SMOKING HOOKAH.
BUT
SMOKING HOOKAH. BUT YOU COULD JUST USE IT AS
A
BUT YOU COULD JUST USE IT AS A DECORATIVE PIECE.
I'LL
A DECORATIVE PIECE. I'LL SELL THIS FOR LIKE $200.
>>
I'LL SELL THIS FOR LIKE $200. >> I MEAN, YEAH, BUT THIS SAYS
MY
>> I MEAN, YEAH, BUT THIS SAYS MY STORE ALL OVER IT.
"MARY'S
MY STORE ALL OVER IT. "MARY'S FINDS."
>>
"MARY'S FINDS." >> YEAH, BUT MINE TOO.
>>
>> YEAH, BUT MINE TOO. >> IT'S NOT VERY SHABBY CHIC.
>>
>> IT'S NOT VERY SHABBY CHIC. >> I CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS
HEADING,
>> I CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS HEADING, AND I DON'T LIKE IT.
YOU
HEADING, AND I DON'T LIKE IT. YOU KNOW WHAT?
KEEP
YOU KNOW WHAT? KEEP THIS.
I'LL
KEEP THIS. I'LL TAKE THE NEXT.
>>
I'LL TAKE THE NEXT. >> YES!
$200
>> YES! $200 FOR ME.
[claps]
>>
[claps] >> THIS THING'S NICE.
>>
>> THIS THING'S NICE. >> MY GOD.
>>
>> MY GOD. >> SOLID WOOD.
ALL
>> SOLID WOOD. ALL THE DRAWERS ARE HERE.
NEXT
ALL THE DRAWERS ARE HERE. NEXT PIECE WAS MINE, RIGHT?
>>
NEXT PIECE WAS MINE, RIGHT? >> I MEAN, I GUESS.
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> THE DRESSER IS GOING UP--
>>
>> THE DRESSER IS GOING UP-- >> FINE, JENNY.
>>
>> FINE, JENNY. >> OKAY, $300 DRESSER FOR ME.
LET'S
>> OKAY, $300 DRESSER FOR ME. LET'S CHECK THE DRAWERS.
DO
LET'S CHECK THE DRAWERS. DO YOU WANT THIS?
>>
DO YOU WANT THIS? >> EW, JENNY.
NO.
JENNY
NO. JENNY GETS THE ANTIQUE DRAWERS,
AND
JENNY GETS THE ANTIQUE DRAWERS, AND SHE GETS TO KEEP THE ANTIQUE
UNDER-DRAWERS.
>>
UNDER-DRAWERS. >> 2, 4, 6, 8,
10,
>> 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18,
19
10, 12, 14, 16, 18, 19 AMAZING LAMP BASES.
THAT
19 AMAZING LAMP BASES. THAT MAKES $450 FOR EACH OF US.
>>
THAT MAKES $450 FOR EACH OF US. >> NICE.
WE
>> NICE. WE FINALLY BROKE EVEN.
IF
WE FINALLY BROKE EVEN. IF WE CAN'T MAKE A PROFIT,
THIS
IF WE CAN'T MAKE A PROFIT, THIS PARTNERSHIP [whistles]
IS
THIS PARTNERSHIP [whistles] IS SUNK.
>>
IS SUNK. >> ALL THIS STUFF HERE.
THERE'S
>> ALL THIS STUFF HERE. THERE'S A COUPLE THINGS
WE
THERE'S A COUPLE THINGS WE COULD SELL.
MAYBE
WE COULD SELL. MAYBE $50.
OH,
MAYBE $50. OH, MARY.
GIVE
OH, MARY. GIVE IT AWAY.
>>
GIVE IT AWAY. >> OH, MY GOD, JENNY.
>> NEWCOMERS.
THIGHS
>> NEWCOMERS. THIGHS WIDE OPEN.
>>
THIGHS WIDE OPEN. >> EW!
I
>> EW! I CAN'T EVEN DEAL WITH THAT.
>>
I CAN'T EVEN DEAL WITH THAT. >> I MEAN, LESA MIGHT HAVE
REALLY
>> I MEAN, LESA MIGHT HAVE REALLY ACTUALLY WON THE GAME
THIS
REALLY ACTUALLY WON THE GAME THIS TIME.
>>
>> MAYBE
>> MAYBE WE CAN DO SOMETHING
WITH
>> MAYBE WE CAN DO SOMETHING WITH THIS.
>>
>> MAYBE WE CAN DO SOMETHING WITH THIS. >> THE PIANO?
>>
WITH THIS. >> THE PIANO? >> YES.
IT'S
>> THE PIANO? >> YES. IT'S A MASTERPIECE.
>>
>> YES. IT'S A MASTERPIECE. >> LIKE, TURN IT INTO SOMETHING?
>>
IT'S A MASTERPIECE. >> LIKE, TURN IT INTO SOMETHING? >> MY GOD.
THERE'S
>> LIKE, TURN IT INTO SOMETHING? >> MY GOD. THERE'S SO MANY THINGS YOU CAN
DO
>> MY GOD. THERE'S SO MANY THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH IT.
THE
THERE'S SO MANY THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH IT. THE KEYS, YOU CAN MAKE
COOL
DO WITH IT. THE KEYS, YOU CAN MAKE COOL WALL ART.
WE
THE KEYS, YOU CAN MAKE COOL WALL ART. WE COULD USE THAT BIG PIECE
OF
COOL WALL ART. WE COULD USE THAT BIG PIECE OF MARBLE UP THERE.
>>
WE COULD USE THAT BIG PIECE OF MARBLE UP THERE. >> YEAH.
>>
OF MARBLE UP THERE. >> YEAH. >> WE COULD POP IT ON TOP,
MAKE
>> YEAH. >> WE COULD POP IT ON TOP, MAKE IT A COOL BAR,
DJ
>> WE COULD POP IT ON TOP, MAKE IT A COOL BAR, DJ BOOTH.
[laughs]
>>
DJ BOOTH. [laughs] >> YOU KNOW WHAT, MARY?
YOU'RE
[laughs] >> YOU KNOW WHAT, MARY? YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, MARY? YOU'RE RIGHT. WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE,
SO
YOU'RE RIGHT. WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE, SO I'M IN.
PIANO
WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE, SO I'M IN. PIANO HAS POTENTIAL, BUT IF
WE'RE
SO I'M IN. PIANO HAS POTENTIAL, BUT IF WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A PROFIT
TODAY,
PIANO HAS POTENTIAL, BUT IF WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A PROFIT TODAY, WE NEED TO GET BACK
TO
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A PROFIT TODAY, WE NEED TO GET BACK TO THE
IT'S
IT'S PRETTY COOL.
>>
IT'S PRETTY COOL. >> I THINK THAT'S A LITTLE TOO
OUT-THERE
IT'S PRETTY COOL. >> I THINK THAT'S A LITTLE TOO OUT-THERE FOR YOUR SHOP.
THERE'S,
>> I THINK THAT'S A LITTLE TOO OUT-THERE FOR YOUR SHOP. THERE'S, LIKE, HOOKS ON IT.
I'M
OUT-THERE FOR YOUR SHOP. THERE'S, LIKE, HOOKS ON IT. I'M NOT REALLY DIGGIN' THE WHOLE
SHABBY
THERE'S, LIKE, HOOKS ON IT. I'M NOT REALLY DIGGIN' THE WHOLE SHABBY CHIC, COUNTRY THING.
[thunder
I'M NOT REALLY DIGGIN' THE WHOLE SHABBY CHIC, COUNTRY THING. [thunder rolling]
>>
SHABBY CHIC, COUNTRY THING. [thunder rolling] >> MAN, WHAT'S UP
WITH
[thunder rolling] >> MAN, WHAT'S UP WITH THIS WEATHER?
>>
>> MAN, WHAT'S UP WITH THIS WEATHER? >> UH-OH.
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS TABLE RIGHT HERE AND
THAT
>> THIS TABLE RIGHT HERE AND THAT TABLE RIGHT THERE.
THEY'RE
>> THIS TABLE RIGHT HERE AND THAT TABLE RIGHT THERE. THEY'RE SEWING MACHINE TABLES.
THEY'RE
THAT TABLE RIGHT THERE. THEY'RE SEWING MACHINE TABLES. THEY'RE ANTIQUE.
WE'RE
THEY'RE SEWING MACHINE TABLES. THEY'RE ANTIQUE. WE'RE GONNA BID ON THIS ONE.
>>
THEY'RE ANTIQUE. WE'RE GONNA BID ON THIS ONE. >> I LIKE THIS PIECE RIGHT HERE.
>>
WE'RE GONNA BID ON THIS ONE. >> I LIKE THIS PIECE RIGHT HERE. >> YEAH, BUT I DON'T KNOW.
>>
>> I LIKE THIS PIECE RIGHT HERE. >> YEAH, BUT I DON'T KNOW. >> YOU GOTTA STEAL IT.
YOU
>> YEAH, BUT I DON'T KNOW. >> YOU GOTTA STEAL IT. YOU COULD THROW THE REST
IN
>> YOU GOTTA STEAL IT. YOU COULD THROW THE REST IN THE GARBAGE, KEEP THIS.
>>
YOU COULD THROW THE REST IN THE GARBAGE, KEEP THIS. >> YEAH.
>>
IN THE GARBAGE, KEEP THIS. >> YEAH. >> THIS IS A COOL UNIT
RIGHT
>> YEAH. >> THIS IS A COOL UNIT RIGHT HERE.
THIS
>> THIS IS A COOL UNIT RIGHT HERE. THIS TABLE HERE IS DESIGNED
FOR
RIGHT HERE. THIS TABLE HERE IS DESIGNED FOR A TEAM OF OX.
BACK
THIS TABLE HERE IS DESIGNED FOR A TEAM OF OX. BACK IN THE OLD DAY, AN OX BE ON
THIS
FOR A TEAM OF OX. BACK IN THE OLD DAY, AN OX BE ON THIS SIDE, ON THAT SIDE,
PULLIN'
BACK IN THE OLD DAY, AN OX BE ON THIS SIDE, ON THAT SIDE, PULLIN' A WAGON.
THEY
THIS SIDE, ON THAT SIDE, PULLIN' A WAGON. THEY CONVERTED IT TO A TABLE.
VERY
PULLIN' A WAGON. THEY CONVERTED IT TO A TABLE. VERY UNIQUE.
LET'S
THEY CONVERTED IT TO A TABLE. VERY UNIQUE. LET'S SELL IT, COLONEL!
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT,
LADIES
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
50.
>>
50. >> 50.
>>
>> 50. >> 50, NOW 75.
>>
>> 50, NOW 75. >> RUN IT!
>>
>> RUN IT! >> 75.
>>
>> 75. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 100.
NOW
>> 100. NOW 125.
>>
NOW 125. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> 125.
>>
>> 125. >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> NOW 175.
>>
>> NOW 175. >> BRING IT.
NOW
>> BRING IT. NOW 225.
>>
NOW 225. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> NOW 250.
>>
>> NOW 250. >> BRING IT.
>>
>> BRING IT. >> 275.
GOING
>> 275. GOING ONCE?
275
GOING ONCE? 275 GOING TWICE.
I
I SOLD
I SOLD IT
I SOLD IT TO YOU AT $250.
THANK
I SOLD IT TO YOU AT $250. THANK YOU.
>>
>> A
>> A LITTLE RAIN AND A PAPER
COWBOY
>> A LITTLE RAIN AND A PAPER COWBOY IS NOT GOING TO STOP ME.
WE
WE JUST
WE JUST SNUCK RIGHT IN AND STOLE
THAT
WE JUST SNUCK RIGHT IN AND STOLE THAT LOCKER.
CLOSE
WE JUST SNUCK RIGHT IN AND STOLE THAT LOCKER. CLOSE IT UP, JERRY.
WE'RE
THAT LOCKER. CLOSE IT UP, JERRY. WE'RE NOT DONE YET.
>>
CLOSE IT UP, JERRY. WE'RE NOT DONE YET. >> HI, GIRLS.
>>
WE'RE NOT DONE YET. >> HI, GIRLS. >> OUTTA HERE.
>>
>> HI, GIRLS. >> OUTTA HERE. >> NOW, WHY Y'ALL GOTTA BE SO
MEAN
>> OUTTA HERE. >> NOW, WHY Y'ALL GOTTA BE SO MEAN TO ME?
>>
>> NOW, WHY Y'ALL GOTTA BE SO MEAN TO ME? >> MEAN? GAH!
>>
MEAN TO ME? >> MEAN? GAH! >> I MEAN, I'M THE SWEETEST GUY
FROM
>> MEAN? GAH! >> I MEAN, I'M THE SWEETEST GUY FROM THE WEST, MAN.
>>
>> I MEAN, I'M THE SWEETEST GUY FROM THE WEST, MAN. >> UGH!
IF
FROM THE WEST, MAN. >> UGH! IF HE TOUCHES ME LIKE THAT
AGAIN,
>> UGH! IF HE TOUCHES ME LIKE THAT AGAIN, I'LL SLAP HIM...
WITH
IF HE TOUCHES ME LIKE THAT AGAIN, I'LL SLAP HIM... WITH A
>>
>> HEY!
>>
>> HEY! >> PRETTY NICE.
>>
>> HEY! >> PRETTY NICE. >> IT'S A GOOD KING BED.
>>
>> PRETTY NICE. >> IT'S A GOOD KING BED. >> WASHER/DRYER.
>>
>> IT'S A GOOD KING BED. >> WASHER/DRYER. >> I THINK IT'S JUST A WASHER,
BUT
>> WASHER/DRYER. >> I THINK IT'S JUST A WASHER, BUT THAT'S GOOD.
IT'S
>> I THINK IT'S JUST A WASHER, BUT THAT'S GOOD. IT'S A LATE MODEL.
>>
BUT THAT'S GOOD. IT'S A LATE MODEL. >> I'M WITH YOU.
WE'RE
IT'S A LATE MODEL. >> I'M WITH YOU. WE'RE GONNA PLAY ON THIS.
>>
>> I'M WITH YOU. WE'RE GONNA PLAY ON THIS. >> YEAH.
>>
WE'RE GONNA PLAY ON THIS. >> YEAH. >> THERE'S NOT A TON WE COULD DO
STUFF
>> YEAH. >> THERE'S NOT A TON WE COULD DO STUFF WITH, BUT
WE
>> THERE'S NOT A TON WE COULD DO STUFF WITH, BUT WE COULD MAKE A LITTLE BIT
OF
STUFF WITH, BUT WE COULD MAKE A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY.
>>
WE COULD MAKE A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY. >> THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M
LOOKING
OF MONEY. >> THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR, JERRY,
SOMETHING
>> THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR, JERRY, SOMETHING HIGH-CLASS, LARGE.
SOMETHING
SOMETHING TO BRING
THE
SOMETHING TO BRING THE CUSTOMERS IN.
>>
>> I
>> I KNOW.
>>
>> I KNOW. >> PRETTY NICE CHAIRS.
>>
>> I KNOW. >> PRETTY NICE CHAIRS. >> THE COUCH NEEDS SOME T.L.C.
NOT
>> PRETTY NICE CHAIRS. >> THE COUCH NEEDS SOME T.L.C. NOT MY KIND OF TICKET, BUT IF I
DON'T
>> THE COUCH NEEDS SOME T.L.C. NOT MY KIND OF TICKET, BUT IF I DON'T STEAL IT, YOU CAN BET YOUR
ASS
NOT MY KIND OF TICKET, BUT IF I DON'T STEAL IT, YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS SOMEBODY'S GONNA PAY FOR IT.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT,
LADIES
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, $100 BILL.
>>
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, $100 BILL. >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> 100.
NOW
>> 100. NOW 200.
>>
NOW 200. >> YEP!
>>
>> YEP! >> 200, NOW 300.
>>
>> 200, NOW 300. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 400.
>>
>> NOW 400. >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> NOW $500.
>>
>> NOW $500. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> 700.
>>
>> 700. >> 800.
>>
>> 800. >> 900.
>>
>> 900. >> 900.
>>
>> 900. >> 1,100.
>>
>> 1,100. >> 1,100, I LIKE IT.
LET'S
>> 1,100, I LIKE IT. LET'S DO--
>>
LET'S DO-- >> 1,200!
>>
>> 1,200! >> 1,200, NOW 1,300.
>>
>> 1,200, NOW 1,300. >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> 1,300.
NOW
>> 1,300. NOW 1,400.
>>
NOW 1,400. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 1,500.
1,700.
NOW
1,700. NOW 1,600.
NOW
NOW 1,600. NOW 1,600.
ANYBODY
NOW 1,600. ANYBODY ELSE WANT IN?
LAST
ANYBODY ELSE WANT IN? LAST CALL.
I'M
LAST CALL. I'M GONNA SELL IT.
1,600
I'M GONNA SELL IT. 1,600 NOW.
1,600.
>>
1,600. >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> 1,600.
NOW
>> 1,600. NOW 1,700.
>>
NOW 1,700. >> BITCH.
>>
>> BITCH. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,700.
NOW
>> 1,700. NOW 1,800.
HOW
NOW 1,800. HOW ABOUT 1,750?
DOES
HOW ABOUT 1,750? DOES THAT HELP YOU OUT
A
DOES THAT HELP YOU OUT A LITTLE BIT?
>>
A LITTLE BIT? >> I'M OUT.
>>
>> I'M OUT. >> 1,750 GOING TWICE.
SOLD
>> 1,750 GOING TWICE. SOLD IT RIGHT HERE.
$1,700.
>>
$1,700. >> THAT FELT LIKE TWO OLD DOGS
FIGHTING
>> THAT FELT LIKE TWO OLD DOGS FIGHTING OVER A HUNK OF MEAT.
THIS
THIS OLD
THIS OLD DOG GOT THE PORK CHOP.
[laughs]
>>
THIS OLD DOG GOT THE PORK CHOP. [laughs] >> ALL RIGHT.
LADIES
[laughs] >> ALL RIGHT. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT'S
THE
>> ALL RIGHT. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT'S THE END OF TODAY'S AUCTION.
UNTIL
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT'S THE END OF TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN.
>>
THE END OF TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN. >> OH, I DIDN'T GET A LOCKER.
BUT
UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN. >> OH, I DIDN'T GET A LOCKER. BUT THEN AGAIN, I'M NOT GONNA
HAUL
>> OH, I DIDN'T GET A LOCKER. BUT THEN AGAIN, I'M NOT GONNA HAUL A BUNCH OF TRASH HOME
EITHER.
OLD
HAUL A BUNCH OF TRASH HOME EITHER. OLD MATT DIDN'T STRIKE OUT
TODAY.
IT
OLD MATT DIDN'T STRIKE OUT TODAY. IT WAS WORTH IT, WATCHIN'
Y'ALL
TODAY. IT WAS WORTH IT, WATCHIN' Y'ALL PAY TOO MUCH FOR NOTHING.
>>
IT WAS WORTH IT, WATCHIN' Y'ALL PAY TOO MUCH FOR NOTHING. >> DONE GOT A LITTLE WARM OUT
HERE
Y'ALL PAY TOO MUCH FOR NOTHING. >> DONE GOT A LITTLE WARM OUT HERE NOW.
>>
>> DONE GOT A LITTLE WARM OUT HERE NOW. >> SUN COMES OUT AND
THE
HERE NOW. >> SUN COMES OUT AND THE HUMIDITY COMES ON.
DANG!
WE'RE
THE HUMIDITY COMES ON. DANG! WE'RE BACK AT THE LOCKER
THAT
DANG! WE'RE BACK AT THE LOCKER THAT I PAID $250 FOR.
I
WE'RE BACK AT THE LOCKER THAT I PAID $250 FOR. I HOPE WE GET THESE GOODS OUT OF
HERE
THAT I PAID $250 FOR. I HOPE WE GET THESE GOODS OUT OF HERE FAST, BECAUSE IT IS HOT.
SO
SO WHERE
SO WHERE DO WE START?
>>
SO WHERE DO WE START? >> I DON'T KNOW
WHAT
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS THING IS.
>>
WHAT THIS THING IS. >> IT'S A T.V. STAND.
HELLO.
75
HELLO. 75 BUCKS.
GET
75 BUCKS. GET IT ON IN THERE.
THAT'S
GET IT ON IN THERE. THAT'S IT.
THESE
THAT'S IT. THESE ARE SOME OLD MAGAZINES.
THERE'S
THESE ARE SOME OLD MAGAZINES. THERE'S PROBABLY ABOUT
$30
THERE'S PROBABLY ABOUT $30 IN HERE.
THERE
$30 IN HERE. THERE YOU GO.
HERE'S
THERE YOU GO. HERE'S A BLOWER.
25
HERE'S A BLOWER. 25 BUCKS ALL DAY LONG.
THIS
25 BUCKS ALL DAY LONG. THIS IS A COOL LAMP.
30
THIS IS A COOL LAMP. 30 BUCKS.
>>
30 BUCKS. >> THANK YOU.
>>
>> THANK YOU. >> PRETTY NEAT.
>>
>> PRETTY NEAT. >> I DON'T KNOW
WHAT
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HANG ON IT.
>>
WHAT YOU HANG ON IT. >> PLANTS MAYBE?
>>
>> PLANTS MAYBE? >> BOOTS.
>>
>> BOOTS. >> I'D SELL IT FOR 100 BUCKS.
THIS
>> I'D SELL IT FOR 100 BUCKS. THIS IS ADDING UP REAL NICE.
HERE,
THIS IS ADDING UP REAL NICE. HERE, JERRY.
PIÑATA
HERE, JERRY. PIÑATA HAT.
OH,
PIÑATA HAT. OH, LORD.
WE
OH, LORD. WE DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS.
WE
WE DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS. WE CAN DO THIS 10 BUCKS--
[laughing]
>>
>> BUENOS
>> BUENOS DIAS, MUCHACHA.
>>
>> BUENOS DIAS, MUCHACHA. >> THAT'S WHY I LOVE WORKING
WITH
>> BUENOS DIAS, MUCHACHA. >> THAT'S WHY I LOVE WORKING WITH YOU.
>>
>> THAT'S WHY I LOVE WORKING WITH YOU. >> SUN IS OUT.
>>
WITH YOU. >> SUN IS OUT. >> BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.
>>
>> SUN IS OUT. >> BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME LAUGH. >> [laughing]
>>
>> BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME LAUGH. >> [laughing] >> JERRY!
THERE'S
>> [laughing] >> JERRY! THERE'S A NUTCRACKER RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> JERRY! THERE'S A NUTCRACKER RIGHT HERE. >> NO, THANK YOU.
I
THERE'S A NUTCRACKER RIGHT HERE. >> NO, THANK YOU. I HAVE NO USE FOR THAT,
'CAUSE
>> NO, THANK YOU. I HAVE NO USE FOR THAT, 'CAUSE YOU BUST MINE ENOUGH.
>>
I HAVE NO USE FOR THAT, 'CAUSE YOU BUST MINE ENOUGH. >> [laughing]
NUTCRACKER, 15 BUCKS.
UGH!
LOOK.
THESE
LOOK. THESE ARE NICE.
THEY'RE
THESE ARE NICE. THEY'RE CLEAN.
WE
THEY'RE CLEAN. WE CAN PROBABLY GET
20
WE CAN PROBABLY GET 20 BUCKS A PIECE FOR THESE.
WE
20 BUCKS A PIECE FOR THESE. WE GOT 2, 4, 6, 8.
$240.
I
$240. I PAID 250 FOR THIS DAMN UNIT.
EVERYTHING
I PAID 250 FOR THIS DAMN UNIT. EVERYTHING ELSE IS PROFIT, JER.
LOOK
EVERYTHING ELSE IS PROFIT, JER. LOOK AT THIS.
WHAT
LOOK AT THIS. WHAT IS IT?
>>
WHAT IS IT? >> I DON'T KNOW.
>>
>> I DON'T KNOW. >> YOU NEED TO FIGURE IT OUT.
>>
>> YOU NEED TO FIGURE IT OUT. >> THAT'S YOUR JOB.
>>
>> THERE'S A MOTOR.
WHAT
>> THERE'S A MOTOR. WHAT THE HELL?
HOLD
>> THERE'S A MOTOR. WHAT THE HELL? HOLD ON TO THAT.
THIS
WHAT THE HELL? HOLD ON TO THAT. THIS IS WEIRD.
>>
HOLD ON TO THAT. THIS IS WEIRD. >> WHAT DO IT DO?
>>
THIS IS WEIRD. >> WHAT DO IT DO? >> I DON'T KNOW.
BUT--
>>
>> I DON'T KNOW. BUT-- >> THIS GO WITH IT?
LOOK
BUT-- >> THIS GO WITH IT? LOOK LIKE A SUPPORT BRA.
>>
>> THIS GO WITH IT? LOOK LIKE A SUPPORT BRA. >> [laughing]
>>
LOOK LIKE A SUPPORT BRA. >> [laughing] >> COULD BE.
YOU
>> [laughing] >> COULD BE. YOU DON'T KNOW.
KEEP
>> COULD BE. YOU DON'T KNOW. KEEP YOUR BACK FROM GOING BAD.
>>
YOU DON'T KNOW. KEEP YOUR BACK FROM GOING BAD. >> THIS IS A HARNESS
FOR
KEEP YOUR BACK FROM GOING BAD. >> THIS IS A HARNESS FOR A HORSE.
THIS
>> THIS IS A HARNESS FOR A HORSE. THIS IS A HORSE BLANKET.
WHAT
FOR A HORSE. THIS IS A HORSE BLANKET. WHAT ELSE IS IN THERE?
LOOK.
THESE
WHAT ELSE IS IN THERE? LOOK. THESE ARE SPLINTS, DUDE.
THIS
LOOK. THESE ARE SPLINTS, DUDE. THIS IS MEDICAL STUFF
FOR
THESE ARE SPLINTS, DUDE. THIS IS MEDICAL STUFF FOR A HORSE.
WE
THIS IS MEDICAL STUFF FOR A HORSE. WE DEFINITELY NEED TO GET THIS
CHECKED
FOR A HORSE. WE DEFINITELY NEED TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT.
LET'S
WE DEFINITELY NEED TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT. LET'S GET THIS STUFF LOADED UP.
HELLO.
>>
LET'S GET THIS STUFF LOADED UP. HELLO. >> YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S
HELLO. >> YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR MY
>>
>> YEE-HAW.
WE'RE
>> YEE-HAW. WE'RE BACK AT OUR LOCKER, AND
THE
>> YEE-HAW. WE'RE BACK AT OUR LOCKER, AND THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO
IS
WE'RE BACK AT OUR LOCKER, AND THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO IS CHECK OUT THAT BIG OLD BED,
'CAUSE
THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO IS CHECK OUT THAT BIG OLD BED, 'CAUSE THAT'S MONEY.
WHERE
IS CHECK OUT THAT BIG OLD BED, 'CAUSE THAT'S MONEY. WHERE WE GOING WITH IT?
>>
'CAUSE THAT'S MONEY. WHERE WE GOING WITH IT? >> I'M GOING ON THIS WALL
RIGHT
WHERE WE GOING WITH IT? >> I'M GOING ON THIS WALL RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> I'M GOING ON THIS WALL RIGHT HERE. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
RIGHT HERE. >> ALL RIGHT. >> HOLY SH--
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> HOLY SH-- >> GOD!
>>
>> HOLY SH-- >> GOD! >> THIS SUMBITCH IS
HEAVY
>> GOD! >> THIS SUMBITCH IS HEAVY AS HELL.
[groaning]
>>
HEAVY AS HELL. [groaning] >> IT'S ALL THERE.
>>
[groaning] >> IT'S ALL THERE. >> THERE YOU GO.
THIS
>> IT'S ALL THERE. >> THERE YOU GO. THIS IS DEFINITELY LIKE A
50
>> THERE YOU GO. THIS IS DEFINITELY LIKE A 50 SHADES OF GREY KIND OF BED.
LOOK
THIS IS DEFINITELY LIKE A 50 SHADES OF GREY KIND OF BED. LOOK AT HOW MANY PLACES THERE
ARE
50 SHADES OF GREY KIND OF BED. LOOK AT HOW MANY PLACES THERE ARE TO TIE ON TO.
>>
LOOK AT HOW MANY PLACES THERE ARE TO TIE ON TO. >> YEAH, I AGREE.
>>
ARE TO TIE ON TO. >> YEAH, I AGREE. >> HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT
50
>> YEAH, I AGREE. >> HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT 50 SHADES OF GREY IS?
>>
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT 50 SHADES OF GREY IS? >> WELL, MY WIFE'S MENTIONED IT
A
50 SHADES OF GREY IS? >> WELL, MY WIFE'S MENTIONED IT A COUPLE A TIMES.
>>
>> WELL, MY WIFE'S MENTIONED IT A COUPLE A TIMES. >> OH, LORD.
I
A COUPLE A TIMES. >> OH, LORD. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THAT.
ALL
>> OH, LORD. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THAT. ALL RIGHT.
WHAT
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THAT. ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
>> JUST
>> JUST LIKE I THOUGHT WHEN WE
LOOKED
>> JUST LIKE I THOUGHT WHEN WE LOOKED AT IT.
2
LOOKED AT IT. 2 GRAND.
>>
2 GRAND. >> I MEAN, WE'VE HAD
A
>> I MEAN, WE'VE HAD A FEW OF THESE.
BUT
A FEW OF THESE. BUT NEVER WITH CANNON BALLS
THIS
BUT NEVER WITH CANNON BALLS THIS BIG.
WITH
THIS BIG. WITH BALLS THIS SIZE,
WE
WITH BALLS THIS SIZE, WE CAN NAME OUR PRICE.
SO
WE CAN NAME OUR PRICE. SO WE GOT THREE OF THESE
PUB
SO WE GOT THREE OF THESE PUB CHAIRS.
>>
PUB CHAIRS. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> AH, I'D SAY ABOUT 25 APIECE.
SO
>> AH, I'D SAY ABOUT 25 APIECE. SO 75 BUCKS ON THOSE.
>>
SO 75 BUCKS ON THOSE. >> BE REAL CAREFUL.
THAT'S
>> BE REAL CAREFUL. THAT'S MARBLE.
>>
THAT'S MARBLE. >> HOLY COW!
>>
>> HOLY COW! >> 400?
AMANA
>> 400? AMANA WASHER?
STILL
AMANA WASHER? STILL GOT THE PLASTIC ON IT.
>>
STILL GOT THE PLASTIC ON IT. >> PERFECT.
>>
>> PERFECT. >> 225?
>>
>> 225? >> THAT'S A FUNNY LOOKIN' DRYER.
I
>> THAT'S A FUNNY LOOKIN' DRYER. I THINK ONE PAIR OF MY BOXERS
WOULD
I THINK ONE PAIR OF MY BOXERS WOULD GO IN THERE.
>>
WOULD GO IN THERE. >> HMM. STILL 125.
>>
>> HMM. STILL 125. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> SOFA LOVE.
>>
>> SOFA LOVE. >> NEEDS A LITTLE BIT
OF
>> NEEDS A LITTLE BIT OF A CLEANING.
AND
OF A CLEANING. AND WE GOT TO DO A LITTLE
STITCHING,
AND WE GOT TO DO A LITTLE STITCHING, RIGHT THERE.
>>
STITCHING, RIGHT THERE. >> YEAH. 300?
>>
>> YEAH. 300? >> OH, YEAH.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT THE HECK IS THIS, BUBBA?
>>
>> WHAT THE HECK IS THIS, BUBBA? >> [laughs] THAT THING IS HUGE!
>>
>> WHAT THE HECK IS THIS, BUBBA? >> [laughs] THAT THING IS HUGE! >> WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
>>
>> [laughs] THAT THING IS HUGE! >> WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? >> OH, MY GOODNESS.
>>
>> WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? >> OH, MY GOODNESS. >> SOME KIND OF LAMP.
>>
>> OH, MY GOODNESS. >> SOME KIND OF LAMP. >> GOD ALMIGHTY.
>>
>> SOME KIND OF LAMP. >> GOD ALMIGHTY. >> ROLL IT OVER TO THE BED.
>>
>> GOD ALMIGHTY. >> ROLL IT OVER TO THE BED. >> I BET IT GOES WITH THIS BED
SOMEHOW.
>>
>> I BET IT GOES WITH THIS BED SOMEHOW. >> YOU KNOW, IF IT AIN'T WORTH A
WHOLE
SOMEHOW. >> YOU KNOW, IF IT AIN'T WORTH A WHOLE LOT, I CAN USE IT IN MY
CHICKEN
>> YOU KNOW, IF IT AIN'T WORTH A WHOLE LOT, I CAN USE IT IN MY CHICKEN YARD.
>>
WHOLE LOT, I CAN USE IT IN MY CHICKEN YARD. >> YOUR CHICKEN YARD?
>>
CHICKEN YARD. >> YOUR CHICKEN YARD? >> YEAH.
GET
>> YOUR CHICKEN YARD? >> YEAH. GET BETTER EGG PRODUCTION.
>>
>> YEAH. GET BETTER EGG PRODUCTION. >> I THINK YOU'LL GIVE 'EM
A
GET BETTER EGG PRODUCTION. >> I THINK YOU'LL GIVE 'EM A SUNBURN.
>>
>> I THINK YOU'LL GIVE 'EM A SUNBURN. >> WE OUGHT TO GET IT
CHECKED
A SUNBURN. >> WE OUGHT TO GET IT CHECKED OUT.
>>
>> WE OUGHT TO GET IT CHECKED OUT. >> WHO WOULD KNOW ABOUT SOME
CRAZINESS
CHECKED OUT. >> WHO WOULD KNOW ABOUT SOME CRAZINESS LIKE THIS,
HIPSTERS.
THEY'RE
HIPSTERS. THEY'RE INTO ALL THAT
IRONIC
HIPSTERS. THEY'RE INTO ALL THAT IRONIC CRAP.
>>
THEY'RE INTO ALL THAT IRONIC CRAP. >> [laughs]
LET'S
IRONIC CRAP. >> [laughs] LET'S GET IT CHECKED OUT.
>>
>> [laughs] LET'S GET IT CHECKED OUT. >> IT ROLLS, AT
>>
>> WE
>> WE GOT
>> WE GOT SOME FUNKY RUBBER
BOOTS
>> WE GOT SOME FUNKY RUBBER BOOTS AND SOME OTHER COOL STUFF
FOR
>> WE GOT SOME FUNKY RUBBER BOOTS AND SOME OTHER COOL STUFF FOR A HORSE.
SO
BOOTS AND SOME OTHER COOL STUFF FOR A HORSE. SO WE'RE GETTING AN EXPERT
OPINION
FOR A HORSE. SO WE'RE GETTING AN EXPERT OPINION FROM CHAMPION SHOW HORSE
DRESSED
SO WE'RE GETTING AN EXPERT OPINION FROM CHAMPION SHOW HORSE DRESSED TO CHILL
AND
OPINION FROM CHAMPION SHOW HORSE DRESSED TO CHILL AND HER TRAINER, NICOLE.
>>
DRESSED TO CHILL AND HER TRAINER, NICOLE. >> YOU MUST BE LESA AND JERRY.
COME
AND HER TRAINER, NICOLE. >> YOU MUST BE LESA AND JERRY. COME ON.
FOLLOW
>> YOU MUST BE LESA AND JERRY. COME ON. FOLLOW ME INSIDE.
>>
COME ON. FOLLOW ME INSIDE. >> OKAY.
DON'T
FOLLOW ME INSIDE. >> OKAY. DON'T GO BEHIND THE HORSE.
>>
>> OKAY. DON'T GO BEHIND THE HORSE. >> NO.
I
DON'T GO BEHIND THE HORSE. >> NO. I AIN'T GOING BEHIND HER.
>>
>> NO. I AIN'T GOING BEHIND HER. >> STAY AWAY FROM THE BUTT.
[both
I AIN'T GOING BEHIND HER. >> STAY AWAY FROM THE BUTT. [both laughing]
>>
>> STAY AWAY FROM THE BUTT. [both laughing] >> OKAY.
WHY
[both laughing] >> OKAY. WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME WHAT YOU
GUYS
>> OKAY. WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME WHAT YOU GUYS BROUGHT ME.
>>
WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME WHAT YOU GUYS BROUGHT ME. >> BLANKIE.
>>
GUYS BROUGHT ME. >> BLANKIE. >> ALL RIGHT.
THIS
>> BLANKIE. >> ALL RIGHT. THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT WE USE AS
MAGNET
>> ALL RIGHT. THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT WE USE AS MAGNET THERAPY ON HORSES.
THE
THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT WE USE AS MAGNET THERAPY ON HORSES. THE WAY THIS BLANKET WORKS IS,
IT'S
MAGNET THERAPY ON HORSES. THE WAY THIS BLANKET WORKS IS, IT'S GOING TO SIT ON TOP OF HER,
ALONG
THE WAY THIS BLANKET WORKS IS, IT'S GOING TO SIT ON TOP OF HER, ALONG HER SPINE AND ALONG HER
HIP,
IT'S GOING TO SIT ON TOP OF HER, ALONG HER SPINE AND ALONG HER HIP, TO KEEP HER MUSCLES
COMFORTABLE.
WHAT
HIP, TO KEEP HER MUSCLES COMFORTABLE. WHAT DO YOU THINK, CHILLIE?
I
COMFORTABLE. WHAT DO YOU THINK, CHILLIE? I THINK SHE LIKES IT.
>>
WHAT DO YOU THINK, CHILLIE? I THINK SHE LIKES IT. >> SO THESE ARE
FOR
I THINK SHE LIKES IT. >> SO THESE ARE FOR ATHLETE HORSES?
>>
>> SO THESE ARE FOR ATHLETE HORSES? >> YES, MA'AM.
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, WON'T DO YOU NO GOOD.
>>
>> THAT'S
>> THAT'S WHAT I HAVE HIM FOR.
I'M
>> THAT'S WHAT I HAVE HIM FOR. I'M THE BRAINS,
AND
>> THAT'S WHAT I HAVE HIM FOR. I'M THE BRAINS, AND YOU'RE THE BRAWNS.
>>
I'M THE BRAINS, AND YOU'RE THE BRAWNS. >> OH, ARE YOU GUYS MARRIED?
[record
AND YOU'RE THE BRAWNS. >> OH, ARE YOU GUYS MARRIED? [record scratches out]
>>
>> OH, ARE YOU GUYS MARRIED? [record scratches out] >> NO.
>>
[record scratches out] >> NO. >> NO, NO, NO.
>>
>> NO. >> NO, NO, NO. >> OH.
>>
>> NO, NO, NO. >> OH. >> WHY DOES EVERYBODY
THINK
>> OH. >> WHY DOES EVERYBODY THINK WE MARRIED?
DOES
>> WHY DOES EVERYBODY THINK WE MARRIED? DOES I LOOK THAT UNHAPPY?
>>
THINK WE MARRIED? DOES I LOOK THAT UNHAPPY? >> OKAY.
I
DOES I LOOK THAT UNHAPPY? >> OKAY. I WANT YOU TO TELL US
WHAT
>> OKAY. I WANT YOU TO TELL US WHAT THIS IS.
FIRST
I WANT YOU TO TELL US WHAT THIS IS. FIRST OF ALL,
WE'VE
WHAT THIS IS. FIRST OF ALL, WE'VE GOT HOSES IN HERE.
OKAY?
AND
WE'VE GOT HOSES IN HERE. OKAY? AND THEN THIS IS--
>>
OKAY? AND THEN THIS IS-- >> A PUMP.
>>
AND THEN THIS IS-- >> A PUMP. >> HOPEFULLY.
>>
>> A PUMP. >> HOPEFULLY. >> SO IT LOOKS AS THOUGH ALL
THE
>> HOPEFULLY. >> SO IT LOOKS AS THOUGH ALL THE PIECES ARE HERE.
THESE
>> SO IT LOOKS AS THOUGH ALL THE PIECES ARE HERE. THESE ARE WHAT WE CALL WHIRLPOOL
HYDROTHERAPY
THE PIECES ARE HERE. THESE ARE WHAT WE CALL WHIRLPOOL HYDROTHERAPY BOOTS.
THIS
THESE ARE WHAT WE CALL WHIRLPOOL HYDROTHERAPY BOOTS. THIS IS USED
ON
HYDROTHERAPY BOOTS. THIS IS USED ON THE HORSE'S LEGS.
SO
THIS IS USED ON THE HORSE'S LEGS. SO WHAT YOU WOULD DO WITH THESE
BOOTS,
ON THE HORSE'S LEGS. SO WHAT YOU WOULD DO WITH THESE BOOTS, YOU'D FILL IT WITH WATER.
AND
SO WHAT YOU WOULD DO WITH THESE BOOTS, YOU'D FILL IT WITH WATER. AND WHAT THAT'S GOING TO DO IS
KIND
BOOTS, YOU'D FILL IT WITH WATER. AND WHAT THAT'S GOING TO DO IS KIND OF BRACE THAT LEG AND GET
THOSE
AND WHAT THAT'S GOING TO DO IS KIND OF BRACE THAT LEG AND GET THOSE TENDONS NICE
AND
KIND OF BRACE THAT LEG AND GET THOSE TENDONS NICE AND COMFORTABLE.
JUST
THOSE TENDONS NICE AND COMFORTABLE. JUST LIKE SLIPPING
INTO
AND COMFORTABLE. JUST LIKE SLIPPING INTO A NICE JACUZZI.
>>
JUST LIKE SLIPPING INTO A NICE JACUZZI. >> A JACUZZI BATH FOR A HORSE?
NOW
INTO A NICE JACUZZI. >> A JACUZZI BATH FOR A HORSE? NOW I SEEN EVERYTHING.
>>
>> SO
>> SO ALL
>> SO ALL TOGETHER,
WHAT'S
>> SO ALL TOGETHER, WHAT'S IT WORTH?
>>
WHAT'S IT WORTH? >> 600 TO 650.
>>
>> 600 TO 650. >> THAT'S GREAT, ACTUALLY.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
>>
>> WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. >> AND I DO APPRECIATE
EVERYTHING.
GIVE
>> AND I DO APPRECIATE EVERYTHING. GIVE ME KISSES, CHILLIE.
OKAY,
EVERYTHING. GIVE ME KISSES, CHILLIE. OKAY, NEVER
>>
>> MARY
>> MARY AND I ARE AT MY STORE,
TRYING
>> MARY AND I ARE AT MY STORE, TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO
WITH
>> MARY AND I ARE AT MY STORE, TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH THIS OLD PIANO.
IT'S
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH THIS OLD PIANO. IT'S OUR ONLY SHOT AT MAKING
MONEY
WITH THIS OLD PIANO. IT'S OUR ONLY SHOT AT MAKING MONEY OFF THIS LOCKER.
IT'S
IT'S OUR ONLY SHOT AT MAKING MONEY OFF THIS LOCKER. IT'S SHABBY CHIC, ALL THE WAY.
THAT'S
MONEY OFF THIS LOCKER. IT'S SHABBY CHIC, ALL THE WAY. THAT'S OUR BEST BET
TO
IT'S SHABBY CHIC, ALL THE WAY. THAT'S OUR BEST BET TO MAKE A PROFIT.
>>
THAT'S OUR BEST BET TO MAKE A PROFIT. >> SERIOUSLY?
BORING.
I
>> SERIOUSLY? BORING. I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD DO THAT
AT
BORING. I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD DO THAT AT ALL.
>>
I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD DO THAT AT ALL. >> SOMETIMES, WE NEED TO BE
RESPONSIBLE,
AT ALL. >> SOMETIMES, WE NEED TO BE RESPONSIBLE, JUST TO MAKE MONEY.
I
>> SOMETIMES, WE NEED TO BE RESPONSIBLE, JUST TO MAKE MONEY. I THINK WE CAN JUST PAINT IT
LIKE,
RESPONSIBLE, JUST TO MAKE MONEY. I THINK WE CAN JUST PAINT IT LIKE, BALLET SLIPPER PINK, AND
PUT
I THINK WE CAN JUST PAINT IT LIKE, BALLET SLIPPER PINK, AND PUT SOME BLUE DUCKS ALL ALONG
THE
LIKE, BALLET SLIPPER PINK, AND PUT SOME BLUE DUCKS ALL ALONG THE FRONT.
>>
PUT SOME BLUE DUCKS ALL ALONG THE FRONT. >> WHATEVER.
[laughs]
I
>> WHATEVER. [laughs] I GOT TO MAN THE STORE.
HERE'S
[laughs] I GOT TO MAN THE STORE. HERE'S THE SANDING STUFF.
DO
I GOT TO MAN THE STORE. HERE'S THE SANDING STUFF. DO YOU MIND TAKING OVER?
>>
HERE'S THE SANDING STUFF. DO YOU MIND TAKING OVER? >> OKAY.
SOUNDS
DO YOU MIND TAKING OVER? >> OKAY. SOUNDS GOOD.
>>
>> OKAY. SOUNDS GOOD. >> YOU GOT
HI!
>>
HI! >> HI!
>>
OOPS.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING
BACK
>> WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING BACK THERE?
>>
>> WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING BACK THERE? >> THE SOUND OF CREATIVITY!
>>
BACK THERE? >> THE SOUND OF CREATIVITY! >> MARY!
>>
>> THE SOUND OF CREATIVITY! >> MARY! >> TAKE THAT, BEETHOVEN.
PERFECT!
>>
PERFECT! >> WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
WHAT
PERFECT! >> WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
>>
>> WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? >> JENNY,
LOOK
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? >> JENNY, LOOK WHAT I'M BUILDING.
>>
>> JENNY, LOOK WHAT I'M BUILDING. >> LIKE, ARE YOU CRAZY?
HOW
LOOK WHAT I'M BUILDING. >> LIKE, ARE YOU CRAZY? HOW ARE WE GOING TO MAKE MONEY
OFF
>> LIKE, ARE YOU CRAZY? HOW ARE WE GOING TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF THIS?
>>
HOW ARE WE GOING TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF THIS? >> IT'S A MASTERPIECE.
>>
OFF OF THIS? >> IT'S A MASTERPIECE. >> IT'S A MASTER PIECE
OF
>> IT'S A MASTERPIECE. >> IT'S A MASTER PIECE OF [bleep]!
>>
>> IT'S A MASTER PIECE OF [bleep]! >> THIS IS A LOT BETTER THAN
A
OF [bleep]! >> THIS IS A LOT BETTER THAN A PIANO THAT'S PINK WITH BLUE
DUCKS
>> THIS IS A LOT BETTER THAN A PIANO THAT'S PINK WITH BLUE DUCKS ON IT!
JUST
A PIANO THAT'S PINK WITH BLUE DUCKS ON IT! JUST GIVE ME LIKE FOUR HOURS,
AND
DUCKS ON IT! JUST GIVE ME LIKE FOUR HOURS, AND YOU'LL SEE.
THIS
JUST GIVE ME LIKE FOUR HOURS, AND YOU'LL SEE. THIS IS GOING TO BE
SOMETHING
AND YOU'LL SEE. THIS IS GOING TO BE SOMETHING GOOD.
>>
THIS IS GOING TO BE SOMETHING GOOD. >> I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.
THIS
SOMETHING GOOD. >> I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. THIS IS NOT WORKING.
I
>> I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. THIS IS NOT WORKING. I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.
>>
THIS IS NOT WORKING. I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. >> FINE.
>>
I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. >> FINE. >> I CAN'T DO IT
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
GOOD
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? GOOD LUCK SHABBY CHIC-ING ALL
THE
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? GOOD LUCK SHABBY CHIC-ING ALL THE REST OF
>>
>> WHOO!
THIS
>> WHOO! THIS PLACE LOOKS A LITTLE
HIGHFALUTIN.
>>
THIS PLACE LOOKS A LITTLE HIGHFALUTIN. >> WHY, YES, IT DOES.
>>
HIGHFALUTIN. >> WHY, YES, IT DOES. >> RICKY AND I ARE DYING TO FIND
OUT
>> WHY, YES, IT DOES. >> RICKY AND I ARE DYING TO FIND OUT WHAT'S UP WITH THIS LAMP ON
STEROIDS.
SO
OUT WHAT'S UP WITH THIS LAMP ON STEROIDS. SO WE'RE TAKING IT TO THE
DESIGN
STEROIDS. SO WE'RE TAKING IT TO THE DESIGN DISTRICT, A.K.A.
HIPSTER-VILLE,
SO WE'RE TAKING IT TO THE DESIGN DISTRICT, A.K.A. HIPSTER-VILLE, TO SEE SOME DUDE
NAMED
DESIGN DISTRICT, A.K.A. HIPSTER-VILLE, TO SEE SOME DUDE NAMED MAX.
>>
HIPSTER-VILLE, TO SEE SOME DUDE NAMED MAX. >> HOW ARE YOU?
>>
NAMED MAX. >> HOW ARE YOU? >> GOOD.
>>
>> HOW ARE YOU? >> GOOD. >> THAT THING IS HUGE.
>>
>> GOOD. >> THAT THING IS HUGE. >> AH...THANK YOU.
>>
>> THAT THING IS HUGE. >> AH...THANK YOU. >> THIS WAS DESIGNED BY A GUY
NAMED
>> AH...THANK YOU. >> THIS WAS DESIGNED BY A GUY NAMED GEORGE CARWARDINE
BACK
>> THIS WAS DESIGNED BY A GUY NAMED GEORGE CARWARDINE BACK IN THE '30s.
THIS
NAMED GEORGE CARWARDINE BACK IN THE '30s. THIS IS, LIKE, A REALLY GIANT
MODERN
BACK IN THE '30s. THIS IS, LIKE, A REALLY GIANT MODERN VERSION OF A CLASSIC.
THIS
THIS IS, LIKE, A REALLY GIANT MODERN VERSION OF A CLASSIC. THIS IS SO, LIKE, ECHO-Y.
IT'S
MODERN VERSION OF A CLASSIC. THIS IS SO, LIKE, ECHO-Y. IT'S REALLY COOL.
HELLO!
THIS IS SO, LIKE, ECHO-Y. IT'S REALLY COOL. HELLO! HELLO!
THIS
IT'S REALLY COOL. HELLO! HELLO! THIS IS REALLY COOL.
THE
HELLO! HELLO! THIS IS REALLY COOL. THE BIG QUESTION NOW IS,
DOES
THIS IS REALLY COOL. THE BIG QUESTION NOW IS, DOES IT WORK?
>>
THE BIG QUESTION NOW IS, DOES IT WORK? >> LET'S PLUG IT IN.
>>
DOES IT WORK? >> LET'S PLUG IT IN. >> SEE IF WE CAN GET
SOME
>> LET'S PLUG IT IN. >> SEE IF WE CAN GET SOME LIGHT HERE.
>>
>> SEE IF WE CAN GET SOME LIGHT HERE. >> DRUM ROLL.
>>
SOME LIGHT HERE. >> DRUM ROLL. >> DRUM ROLL.
UH-OH.
BUMMER.
WAIT,
UH-OH. BUMMER. WAIT, IT'S GOT A DIMMER.
SEE
BUMMER. WAIT, IT'S GOT A DIMMER. SEE IF IT'S DIMMED DOWN.
MISSION
WAIT, IT'S GOT A DIMMER. SEE IF IT'S DIMMED DOWN. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
>>
SEE IF IT'S DIMMED DOWN. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. >> THERE WE GO.
COULD
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. >> THERE WE GO. COULD YOU PUT A TANNING BULB
IN
>> THERE WE GO. COULD YOU PUT A TANNING BULB IN IT?
>>
COULD YOU PUT A TANNING BULB IN IT? >> YOU PROBABLY COULD.
I
IN IT? >> YOU PROBABLY COULD. I COULD GET A FACIAL
WHILE
>> YOU PROBABLY COULD. I COULD GET A FACIAL WHILE I'M IN HERE.
>>
I COULD GET A FACIAL WHILE I'M IN HERE. >> DID HE JUST SAY, "FACIAL?"
WHO'S
WHILE I'M IN HERE. >> DID HE JUST SAY, "FACIAL?" WHO'S BUYING THIS?
TALL
>> DID HE JUST SAY, "FACIAL?" WHO'S BUYING THIS? TALL HIPSTERS, OR--
>>
WHO'S BUYING THIS? TALL HIPSTERS, OR-- >> NO.
THIS
TALL HIPSTERS, OR-- >> NO. THIS IS GOING TO GO IN LIKE
A
>> NO. THIS IS GOING TO GO IN LIKE A MAJOR, REALLY MODERN,
METROPOLITAN
THIS IS GOING TO GO IN LIKE A MAJOR, REALLY MODERN, METROPOLITAN AREA SKYSCRAPER,
SOMEONE
A MAJOR, REALLY MODERN, METROPOLITAN AREA SKYSCRAPER, SOMEONE THAT REALLY HAS AN
APPRECIATION
METROPOLITAN AREA SKYSCRAPER, SOMEONE THAT REALLY HAS AN APPRECIATION FOR ICONIC PIECES.
>>
SOMEONE THAT REALLY HAS AN APPRECIATION FOR ICONIC PIECES. >> PEOPLE WITH MORE MONEY
THAN
APPRECIATION FOR ICONIC PIECES. >> PEOPLE WITH MORE MONEY THAN BRAINS.
>>
>> PEOPLE WITH MORE MONEY THAN BRAINS. >> PEOPLE WITH DISCERNING TASTE.
>>
THAN BRAINS. >> PEOPLE WITH DISCERNING TASTE. >> IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT?
>>
>> PEOPLE WITH DISCERNING TASTE. >> IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT? >> YEAH.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT.
SO
>> ALL RIGHT. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
THIS
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS ONE'S WORTH?
>>
THIS ONE'S WORTH? >> YOU COULD PROBABLY
GET...
$2,000.
>>
$2,000. >> 2 GRAND.
WHOO-HOO!
>>
WHOO-HOO! >> FOR A LAMP.
NOW,
>> FOR A LAMP. NOW, THAT IS ILLUMINATING.
RICKY
RICKY WAS
RICKY WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO TAKE
THIS
RICKY WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO TAKE THIS AND PUT IT
IN
RICKY WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO TAKE THIS AND PUT IT IN HIS HEN HOUSE.
>>
THIS AND PUT IT IN HIS HEN HOUSE. >> IN THE HEN HOUSE?
YOU
IN HIS HEN HOUSE. >> IN THE HEN HOUSE? YOU GOT CHICKENS?
>>
>> IN THE HEN HOUSE? YOU GOT CHICKENS? >> YEAH.
>>
YOU GOT CHICKENS? >> YEAH. >> THIS SUCKER IS WORTH A LOT
MORE
>> YEAH. >> THIS SUCKER IS WORTH A LOT MORE THAN A FEW EGGS.
>>
>> THIS SUCKER IS WORTH A LOT MORE THAN A FEW EGGS. >> WE'LL JUST HAVE TO PUT THE
BRAKES
MORE THAN A FEW EGGS. >> WE'LL JUST HAVE TO PUT THE BRAKES ON THE HEN HOUSE, MAYBE.
>>
>> WE'LL JUST HAVE TO PUT THE BRAKES ON THE HEN HOUSE, MAYBE. >> narrator: THE DYNAMOS
OF
BRAKES ON THE HEN HOUSE, MAYBE. >> narrator: THE DYNAMOS OF DALLAS WERE
RICKY
>> narrator: THE DYNAMOS OF DALLAS WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, WHOSE OVERSIZED
LAMP
OF DALLAS WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, WHOSE OVERSIZED LAMP LIT THEIR WAY TO A PROFIT
OF
RICKY AND BUBBA, WHOSE OVERSIZED LAMP LIT THEIR WAY TO A PROFIT OF $3,425.
LESA
LAMP LIT THEIR WAY TO A PROFIT OF $3,425. LESA AND JERRY'S THERAPEUTIC
HORSE
OF $3,425. LESA AND JERRY'S THERAPEUTIC HORSE BOOTS HELPED THEM HOOF IT
TO
LESA AND JERRY'S THERAPEUTIC HORSE BOOTS HELPED THEM HOOF IT TO A $925 PROFIT.
AFTER
HORSE BOOTS HELPED THEM HOOF IT TO A $925 PROFIT. AFTER MARY BROKE THEIR PIANO,
JENNY
TO A $925 PROFIT. AFTER MARY BROKE THEIR PIANO, JENNY BROKE UP WITH MARY, AND
THE
AFTER MARY BROKE THEIR PIANO, JENNY BROKE UP WITH MARY, AND THE TWO WOMEN BROKE EVEN.
WHILE
WHILE COWBOY MATT LEFT THE
AUCTION
WHILE COWBOY MATT LEFT THE AUCTION WITH HIS SADDLE BAGS
EMPTY.
>>
EMPTY. >> LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET THIS
SUCKER
>> LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET THIS SUCKER TOGETHER.
Y'ALL
SUCKER TOGETHER. Y'ALL SIT TIGHT.
LET
Y'ALL SIT TIGHT. LET ME GRAB MY TOOLBOX.
>>
LET ME GRAB MY TOOLBOX. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> YOUR TOOLBOX IS A BAG?
>>
>> YOUR TOOLBOX IS A BAG? >> IT'S--IT'S A BAG.
YEAH.
I'M
YEAH. I'M NOT REAL INTO THE TOOLS.
AND
I'M NOT REAL INTO THE TOOLS. AND YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT
ALL
AND YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT ALL THE PARTS?
>>
ALL THE PARTS? >> I THINK WE DO.
>>
>> I THINK WE DO. >> I HAVE A NUT IN MY POCKET.
>>
>> I HAVE A NUT IN MY POCKET. >> [laughing]
OH,
>> [laughing] OH, GOD.
>>
OH, GOD. >> THAT--I THINK--YEAH.
LET'S
>> THAT--I THINK--YEAH. LET'S DO IT LIKE THIS.
>>
LET'S DO IT LIKE THIS. >> SO YOU'RE TECHNICALLY
CHALLENGED
>> SO YOU'RE TECHNICALLY CHALLENGED AS WELL, RIGHT?
>>
CHALLENGED AS WELL, RIGHT? >> WATCH HIS HEAD!
>>
>> WATCH HIS HEAD! >> DON'T KNOCK ME OUT!
>>
>> DON'T KNOCK ME OUT! >> DON'T KNOCK HIM OUT.
HE'S
>> DON'T KNOCK HIM OUT. HE'S THE INFO MAN.
>>
HE'S THE INFO MAN. >> THIS IS