>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> TODAY, I BROUGHT ALONG MY
LITTLE
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> TODAY, I BROUGHT ALONG MY LITTLE BROTHER BLOM.
>>
>> TODAY, I BROUGHT ALONG MY LITTLE BROTHER BLOM. >> YOU GOT THE CASH, I GOT THE
MUSCLE.
>>
>> YOU GOT THE CASH, I GOT THE MUSCLE. >> IT'S GONNA BE "BLOM-TASTIC."
>>
MUSCLE. >> IT'S GONNA BE "BLOM-TASTIC." >> DID YOU BRING YOUR MONEY
TODAY?
>>
>> DID YOU BRING YOUR MONEY TODAY? >> DID YOU BRING YOUR MONEY?
WALTER.
>>
>> DID YOU BRING YOUR MONEY? WALTER. >> BANGERS AND MASH, RIGHT HERE.
>>
WALTER. >> BANGERS AND MASH, RIGHT HERE. >> THE MORE THESE BLOKES
UNDERESTIMATE
>> BANGERS AND MASH, RIGHT HERE. >> THE MORE THESE BLOKES UNDERESTIMATE ME, THE BETTER.
>>
>> THE MORE THESE BLOKES UNDERESTIMATE ME, THE BETTER. >> BORN IN AMERICA.
>>
UNDERESTIMATE ME, THE BETTER. >> BORN IN AMERICA. >> BLOM, WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?
>>
>> BORN IN AMERICA. >> BLOM, WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? >> WHAT IS IT?
>>
>> BLOM, WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? >> WHAT IS IT? >> IT'S FREAKIN' NICE.
WE
>> WHAT IS IT? >> IT'S FREAKIN' NICE. WE ARE THE WINNERS OF
THE
>> IT'S FREAKIN' NICE. WE ARE THE WINNERS OF THE CENTURIES.
THE
WE ARE THE WINNERS OF THE CENTURIES. THE BROTHER-SISTER TEAM IS ON
FIRE.
SSSS.
OOH!
[country
SSSS. OOH! [country rock music]
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB. >> CHA-CHING!
>>
>> CHA-CHING! >> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>> THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG. >> THIS WILL LOOK GOOD AFTER I
PAINT
>> THIS WILL LOOK GOOD AFTER I PAINT IT.
>>
>> I
>> I LIKE
>> I LIKE TREASURE.
DOLLAR
>> I LIKE TREASURE. DOLLAR SIGNS!
>>
>> I LIKE TREASURE. DOLLAR SIGNS! >> all: WHOO!
>>
DOLLAR SIGNS! >> all: WHOO! >> THIS IS OUR TURF.
>>
>> all: WHOO! >> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS.
>>
>> THIS IS OUR TURF. >> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING.
>>
>> STEP ASIDE, BOYS. >> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER!
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA BUY EVERYTHING. >> WOMEN POWER! >> all: YEAH!
>>
>> WOMEN POWER! >> all: YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> all: YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> LET'S GO!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> LET'S GO! >> YEAH!
>>
>> LET'S GO! >> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY.
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY. >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> HEY. >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
>>
>> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ >> YEAH.
>>
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ >> YEAH. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> RIGHT
>> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> AND IT'S SOLD!
TODAY'S
>> AND IT'S SOLD! TODAY'S AUCTION IS IN FORT
WORTH,
TODAY'S AUCTION IS IN FORT WORTH, TEXAS.
OR
OR AS
OR AS THE
OR AS THE COWBOYS CALL IT,
"COW
"COW TOWN."
[mooing]
OUR
"COW TOWN." [mooing] OUR BUYERS ARE LOOKING TO ROPE
THEMSELVES
[mooing] OUR BUYERS ARE LOOKING TO ROPE THEMSELVES SOME GOOD MONEY HERE,
AND
OUR BUYERS ARE LOOKING TO ROPE THEMSELVES SOME GOOD MONEY HERE, AND THAT'S NO BULL.
>>
THEMSELVES SOME GOOD MONEY HERE, AND THAT'S NO BULL. >> DO ANY HOT CHICKS GO TO
THESE?
>>
>> DO ANY HOT CHICKS GO TO THESE? >> BLOM, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS
THESE? >> BLOM, YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
TODAY
>> BLOM, YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. TODAY I BROUGHT ALONG A PROTEGE,
MY
THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. TODAY I BROUGHT ALONG A PROTEGE, MY LITTLE BROTHER BLOM.
YOU
TODAY I BROUGHT ALONG A PROTEGE, MY LITTLE BROTHER BLOM. YOU GOT TO BE FOCUSED, BLOM.
NOT
MY LITTLE BROTHER BLOM. YOU GOT TO BE FOCUSED, BLOM. NOT ON HOT CHICKS.
I'M
I'M GONNA
I'M GONNA TRY TO TEACH HIM THE
BIZ,
I'M GONNA TRY TO TEACH HIM THE BIZ, AND IT'S GONNA BE
"BLOM-TASTIC."
WHO'S
"BLOM-TASTIC." WHO'S WALKING IN?
THEIR
WHO'S WALKING IN? THEIR NIGHTMARE.
BLOM!
[laughter]
>>
[laughter] >> I'M PUMPED FOR MY FIRST
AUCTION.
I
AUCTION. I MEAN, IF MARY CAN DO IT,
ANYBODY
I MEAN, IF MARY CAN DO IT, ANYBODY CAN FREAKING DO IT.
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU KNOW, LATELY, I FEEL THAT
MY
>> YOU KNOW, LATELY, I FEEL THAT MY COMPETITION, THEY'VE BEEN
GETTING
>> YOU KNOW, LATELY, I FEEL THAT MY COMPETITION, THEY'VE BEEN GETTING THE BETTER OF ME, SO
TODAY,
MY COMPETITION, THEY'VE BEEN GETTING THE BETTER OF ME, SO TODAY, IT'S ABOUT MY COMPETITION
WORRYING
GETTING THE BETTER OF ME, SO TODAY, IT'S ABOUT MY COMPETITION WORRYING ABOUT ME BEING THEIR
COMPETITION.
YOU
YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW, I STUDY MILITARY
HISTORY,
YOU KNOW, I STUDY MILITARY HISTORY, AND IN THE ANCIENT
CHINESE
HISTORY, AND IN THE ANCIENT CHINESE BOOK THE ART OF WAR,
IT'S
CHINESE BOOK THE ART OF WAR, IT'S NOT ABOUT WINNING, IT'S
ABOUT
IT'S NOT ABOUT WINNING, IT'S ABOUT THE COMPETITION LOSING.
WHAT'S
WHAT'S UP, MR. CADE?
>>
WHAT'S UP, MR. CADE? >> HEY, VICTOR.
>>
WHAT'S UP, MR. CADE? >> HEY, VICTOR. >> HOW YOU BEEN?
[imitates
>> HEY, VICTOR. >> HOW YOU BEEN? [imitates explosion]
>>
>> HOW YOU BEEN? [imitates explosion] >> GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>>
[imitates explosion] >> GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>>
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> YEAH, HOW YOU BEEN?
>>
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> YEAH, HOW YOU BEEN? >> GOOD, GOOD.
>>
>> YEAH, HOW YOU BEEN? >> GOOD, GOOD. >> HEY, YOU TWO HAVEN'T MET,
HAVE
>> GOOD, GOOD. >> HEY, YOU TWO HAVEN'T MET, HAVE YOU?
>>
>> HEY, YOU TWO HAVEN'T MET, HAVE YOU? >> DON'T THINK I HAVE, NO.
>>
HAVE YOU? >> DON'T THINK I HAVE, NO. >> DAVE, VIC.
>>
>> DON'T THINK I HAVE, NO. >> DAVE, VIC. >> NICE TO MEET YOU.
DAVID
>> DAVE, VIC. >> NICE TO MEET YOU. DAVID KAY.
>>
>> NICE TO MEET YOU. DAVID KAY. >> VICTOR, DAVE.
>>
DAVID KAY. >> VICTOR, DAVE. >> THAT'S KIND OF A WEIRD
HANDSHAKE.
>>
>> THAT'S KIND OF A WEIRD HANDSHAKE. >> A "MURSE."
REALLY?
IF
>> A "MURSE." REALLY? IF ALL MY COMPETITION HAVE
MURSES
REALLY? IF ALL MY COMPETITION HAVE MURSES TODAY, I'M GOOD TO GO.
>>
IF ALL MY COMPETITION HAVE MURSES TODAY, I'M GOOD TO GO. >> IT'S NOT A MURSE.
IT'S
MURSES TODAY, I'M GOOD TO GO. >> IT'S NOT A MURSE. IT'S A EUROPEAN HOLDALL.
THIS
THIS SUNTANNED GUIDO CAN SPIT
ALL
THIS SUNTANNED GUIDO CAN SPIT ALL THE VINEGAR HE WANTS ABOUT
MY
ALL THE VINEGAR HE WANTS ABOUT MY MAN SACK.
>>
MY MAN SACK. >> OH, COME ON NOW.
>>
>> OH, COME ON NOW. >> THE MORE THESE BLOKES
UNDERESTIMATE
>> THE MORE THESE BLOKES UNDERESTIMATE ME, THE BETTER.
>>
UNDERESTIMATE ME, THE BETTER. >> NO.
>>
>> OR
>> OR IT'S YOUR BROTHER.
>>
>> OR IT'S YOUR BROTHER. >> NO.
>>
>> OR IT'S YOUR BROTHER. >> NO. >> WHAT IS HE THEN TO YOU?
>>
>> NO. >> WHAT IS HE THEN TO YOU? >> MY PARTNER.
>>
>> WHAT IS HE THEN TO YOU? >> MY PARTNER. >> YOUR PARTNER?
WHAT,
>> MY PARTNER. >> YOUR PARTNER? WHAT, DO YOU TAKE LONG, WINDY
WALKS
>> YOUR PARTNER? WHAT, DO YOU TAKE LONG, WINDY WALKS TOGETHER OR SOMETHING?
>>
WHAT, DO YOU TAKE LONG, WINDY WALKS TOGETHER OR SOMETHING? >> YES, PURSE BOY.
>>
WALKS TOGETHER OR SOMETHING? >> YES, PURSE BOY. >> IT'S NOT A PURSE, BY THE WAY.
IT'S
>> YES, PURSE BOY. >> IT'S NOT A PURSE, BY THE WAY. IT'S A MAN BAG.
>>
>> IT'S NOT A PURSE, BY THE WAY. IT'S A MAN BAG. >> OKAY.
>>
IT'S A MAN BAG. >> OKAY. >> WHAT'S HE KEEP IN THERE, LIP
GLOSS
>> OKAY. >> WHAT'S HE KEEP IN THERE, LIP GLOSS AND SCRUNCHIES?
WE
>> WHAT'S HE KEEP IN THERE, LIP GLOSS AND SCRUNCHIES? WE GOT TO STAY FOCUSED.
IF
IF WE
IF WE FIND TOOLS OR INDUSTRIAL
EQUIPMENT,
IF WE FIND TOOLS OR INDUSTRIAL EQUIPMENT, WE'RE READY TO SPEND
BIG
EQUIPMENT, WE'RE READY TO SPEND BIG MONEY.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
WE'RE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA CUT THE LOCKS, WE'RE
GONNA
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA CUT THE LOCKS, WE'RE GONNA RAISE THE DOOR, YOU'RE
GONNA
WE'RE GONNA CUT THE LOCKS, WE'RE GONNA RAISE THE DOOR, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK
AROUND.
THERE'LL
GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING
ANY
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES.
THERE'LL
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES. THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH.
PLEASE
ANY BOXES. THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
ARE
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> LET'S GO!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> LET'S GO! >> YEAH!
>>
>> LET'S GO! >> YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO!
>>
>> YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> [whistles]
>>
>> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> [whistles] >> WELL, THE LOCKER IS NICE AND
NEAT,
>> [whistles] >> WELL, THE LOCKER IS NICE AND NEAT, THAT'S FOR SURE.
IT
>> WELL, THE LOCKER IS NICE AND NEAT, THAT'S FOR SURE. IT MIGHT NOT GO FOR THAT MUCH
MONEY,
NEAT, THAT'S FOR SURE. IT MIGHT NOT GO FOR THAT MUCH MONEY, SO I'M DEFINITELY IN ON
THIS
IT MIGHT NOT GO FOR THAT MUCH MONEY, SO I'M DEFINITELY IN ON THIS LOCKER.
THE
MONEY, SO I'M DEFINITELY IN ON THIS LOCKER. THE ART OF WAR SAYS IT'S BEST
TO
THIS LOCKER. THE ART OF WAR SAYS IT'S BEST TO STRIKE FIRST.
THIS
THE ART OF WAR SAYS IT'S BEST TO STRIKE FIRST. THIS LOCKER IS MINE.
>>
TO STRIKE FIRST. THIS LOCKER IS MINE. >> PARTICLE BOARD BEDROOM SET.
BIG
THIS LOCKER IS MINE. >> PARTICLE BOARD BEDROOM SET. BIG TV.
>>
>> PARTICLE BOARD BEDROOM SET. BIG TV. >> YEAH.
>>
>> SOMETHING INDUSTRIAL BACK
THERE.
I
I DON'T
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S GONNA
JUSTIFY
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S GONNA JUSTIFY THIS WHOLE UNIT.
THE
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S GONNA JUSTIFY THIS WHOLE UNIT. THE ENGINE HOIST IS A GOOD GET.
WE'LL
JUSTIFY THIS WHOLE UNIT. THE ENGINE HOIST IS A GOOD GET. WE'LL JUST SEE HOW THIS PLAYS
OUT.
>>
WE'LL JUST SEE HOW THIS PLAYS OUT. >> YOU DON'T MIND IF JUST JUMP
IN
OUT. >> YOU DON'T MIND IF JUST JUMP IN HERE?
HAVE
>> YOU DON'T MIND IF JUST JUMP IN HERE? HAVE A QUICK LOOK, RIGHT.
I
IN HERE? HAVE A QUICK LOOK, RIGHT. I SEE AN ENGINE HOIST IN THE
BACK.
THAT'S
I SEE AN ENGINE HOIST IN THE BACK. THAT'S "PUKKA."
THAT
BACK. THAT'S "PUKKA." THAT IS A PUKKA PIE RIGHT THERE.
WHAT
THAT'S "PUKKA." THAT IS A PUKKA PIE RIGHT THERE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT DOES
'PUKKA'
THAT IS A PUKKA PIE RIGHT THERE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT DOES 'PUKKA' MEAN?"
PUKKA
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT DOES 'PUKKA' MEAN?" PUKKA MEANS "THE BEST."
>>
'PUKKA' MEAN?" PUKKA MEANS "THE BEST." >> OKAY, BLOM, THIS IS YOUR
FIRST
PUKKA MEANS "THE BEST." >> OKAY, BLOM, THIS IS YOUR FIRST TRIAL.
WHAT
>> OKAY, BLOM, THIS IS YOUR FIRST TRIAL. WHAT DO YOU SEE?
>>
FIRST TRIAL. WHAT DO YOU SEE? >> THAT THING THAT LIFTS THE
ENGINES
WHAT DO YOU SEE? >> THAT THING THAT LIFTS THE ENGINES OVER THERE IS GOOD.
>>
>> THAT THING THAT LIFTS THE ENGINES OVER THERE IS GOOD. >> OKAY.
>>
ENGINES OVER THERE IS GOOD. >> OKAY. >> BESIDES THAT, I DON'T KNOW.
>>
>> OKAY. >> BESIDES THAT, I DON'T KNOW. >> THERE'S NOT MUCH POTENTIAL
HERE,
>> BESIDES THAT, I DON'T KNOW. >> THERE'S NOT MUCH POTENTIAL HERE, BUT BLOM CAN PRACTICE HIS
BIDDING.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
[auctioneering]
GENTLEMEN. [auctioneering] $100 BILL.
100,
[auctioneering] $100 BILL. 100, 100 THERE.
NOW
100, 100 THERE. NOW 125.
NOW
NOW 125. NOW 150.
>>
NOW 150. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 175.
>>
>> NOW 175. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 175, NOW 200.
>>
>> 175, NOW 200. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 225.
>>
>> NOW 225. >> GO.
>>
>> GO. >> NOW 250.
>>
>> NOW 250. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 275, THEN 300.
>>
>> NOW 275, THEN 300. >> WALTER.
>>
>> WALTER. >> 325, NOW 350.
>>
>> 325, NOW 350. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 375.
>>
>> NOW 375. >> WALTER.
>>
>> WALTER. >> 400.
>>
>> 400. >> BANGERS AND MASH.
RIGHT
>> BANGERS AND MASH. RIGHT HERE.
>>
RIGHT HERE. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> NOW 425. 425.
>>
>> NOW 425. 425. >> WALTER!
>>
>> WALTER! >> BID, 450.
[auctioneering]
>>
[auctioneering] >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 475, IS THERE A 475?
I'M
>> NOW 475, IS THERE A 475? I'M GONNA SELL IT, FOLKS!
475
I'M GONNA SELL IT, FOLKS! 475 GOING ONCE, 475 GOING TWICE,
I
475 GOING ONCE, 475 GOING TWICE, I SOLD IT.
$450,
I SOLD IT. $450, VICTOR.
>>
$450, VICTOR. >> YES!
[clapping]
THE
[clapping] THE ART OF WAR JUST GOT ME
A
THE ART OF WAR JUST GOT ME A QUALITY ENGINE HOIST. MWAH!
BORN
BORN IN
BORN IN AMERICA!
>>
>> THAT
>> THAT TABLE BASE BACK THERE,
THE
>> THAT TABLE BASE BACK THERE, THE ONE WITH THE CHROME?
>>
>> THAT TABLE BASE BACK THERE, THE ONE WITH THE CHROME? >> YEAH.
>>
THE ONE WITH THE CHROME? >> YEAH. >> OH, MY GOD.
THIS
>> YEAH. >> OH, MY GOD. THIS DRESSER IS GOOD.
LOOK
>> OH, MY GOD. THIS DRESSER IS GOOD. LOOK AT THE SHAPE IN THE FRONT.
>>
THIS DRESSER IS GOOD. LOOK AT THE SHAPE IN THE FRONT. >> I THINK WE SHOULD BID ON IT,
DON'T
LOOK AT THE SHAPE IN THE FRONT. >> I THINK WE SHOULD BID ON IT, DON'T YOU?
>>
>> I THINK WE SHOULD BID ON IT, DON'T YOU? >> THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS
ONE.
LUKE
>> THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE. LUKE "BLOMWALKER" IS A NATURAL.
>>
ONE. LUKE "BLOMWALKER" IS A NATURAL. >> YOU GOT THE CASH, I GOT THE
MUSCLE.
MWAH!
>>
MUSCLE. MWAH! >> KITCHEN STUFF OVER THERE.
>>
MWAH! >> KITCHEN STUFF OVER THERE. >> THAT'S FLEA MARKET STUFF.
>>
>> KITCHEN STUFF OVER THERE. >> THAT'S FLEA MARKET STUFF. >> I KNOW. IT IS.
>>
>> THAT'S FLEA MARKET STUFF. >> I KNOW. IT IS. >> DON'T WANT NOTHING TO DO
WITH
>> I KNOW. IT IS. >> DON'T WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
>>
>> WE
>> WE OWN
>> WE OWN A WAREHOUSE,
NOT
>> WE OWN A WAREHOUSE, NOT A DOLLAR STORE.
>>
>> AH,
>> AH, I
>> AH, I DON'T SEE HARDLY
ANYTHING
>> AH, I DON'T SEE HARDLY ANYTHING IN HERE.
EVERYTHING
>> AH, I DON'T SEE HARDLY ANYTHING IN HERE. EVERYTHING HAS A PRICE, BUT IT'S
NOT
ANYTHING IN HERE. EVERYTHING HAS A PRICE, BUT IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD, THIS LOCKER
FOR
EVERYTHING HAS A PRICE, BUT IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD, THIS LOCKER FOR ME.
>>
NOT LOOKING GOOD, THIS LOCKER FOR ME. >> OH, IT'S DEFINITELY AN
INTERESTING
FOR ME. >> OH, IT'S DEFINITELY AN INTERESTING LOCKER.
THERE'S
>> OH, IT'S DEFINITELY AN INTERESTING LOCKER. THERE'S A LOT OF MYSTERY BOXES
IN
INTERESTING LOCKER. THERE'S A LOT OF MYSTERY BOXES IN HERE.
THE
THERE'S A LOT OF MYSTERY BOXES IN HERE. THE ART OF WAR SAYS YOU CAN
SUBDUE
IN HERE. THE ART OF WAR SAYS YOU CAN SUBDUE YOUR ENEMY WITHOUT
FIGHTING,
THE ART OF WAR SAYS YOU CAN SUBDUE YOUR ENEMY WITHOUT FIGHTING, OR BUYING, BUT I CAN
BID
SUBDUE YOUR ENEMY WITHOUT FIGHTING, OR BUYING, BUT I CAN BID THEM UP.
>>
FIGHTING, OR BUYING, BUT I CAN BID THEM UP. >> SO YOU WANT NOTHING IN THAT
LAST
BID THEM UP. >> SO YOU WANT NOTHING IN THAT LAST LOCKER AT ALL?
NOTHING
>> SO YOU WANT NOTHING IN THAT LAST LOCKER AT ALL? NOTHING WHAT CAUGHT YOU, TICKLED
YOUR
LAST LOCKER AT ALL? NOTHING WHAT CAUGHT YOU, TICKLED YOUR FANCY, FLOATED YOUR BOAT?
NO?
>>
YOUR FANCY, FLOATED YOUR BOAT? NO? >> YOU'RE STILL HERE?
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
$100
GENTLEMEN. $100 BILL.
>>
$100 BILL. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 100, NOW 125.
125
>> 100, NOW 125. 125 IN THE BACK.
150,
125 IN THE BACK. 150, NOW 175.
>>
150, NOW 175. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 175.
>>
>> 175. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 200, NOW 225.
>>
>> NOW 200, NOW 225. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 250.
>>
>> NOW 250. >> OVER HERE.
>>
>> OVER HERE. >> NOW 275, NOW 300.
[auctioneering]
>>
[auctioneering] >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 325. [auctioneering]
>>
>> NOW 325. [auctioneering] >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 350.
>>
>> NOW 350. >> I'LL TAKE IT.
>>
>> I'LL TAKE IT. >> 375?
375,
>> 375? 375, NOW 400.
NOW
375, NOW 400. NOW 400.
ONE
NOW 400. ONE MORE TIME, 400.
NOW
ONE MORE TIME, 400. NOW 425.
CAN
NOW 425. CAN I GET 425?
425,
CAN I GET 425? 425, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
425
425, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 425 GOING ONCE, 425 GOING TWICE.
I
425 GOING ONCE, 425 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE ON THE
FRONT,
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE ON THE FRONT, $400.
$400.
>>
$400. >> BLOM'S FIRST LOCKER!
>>
>> BLOM'S FIRST LOCKER! >> ALL RIGHT.
THIS
>> ALL RIGHT. THIS IS BETTER THAN A FRIGGIN'
KEG
THIS IS BETTER THAN A FRIGGIN' KEG STAND.
TRUST
KEG STAND. TRUST ME, I KNOW WHAT I'M
TALKING
TRUST ME, I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THIS
TALKING ABOUT. THIS IS A GOOD LITTLE TABLE,
BLOM.
>>
BLOM. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> REAL MARBLE.
I
>> REAL MARBLE. I COULD SELL IT FOR 50 BUCKS
RIGHT
I COULD SELL IT FOR 50 BUCKS RIGHT AT THE SHOP.
>>
RIGHT AT THE SHOP. >> THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S
>> THERE YOU GO. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
>>
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT.
>>
ABOUT. >> I CAN'T LIFT THE WHOLE
DRESSER.
>>
DRESSER. >> WHY NOT?
YOU'RE
>> WHY NOT? YOU'RE HE-MAN, BLOM.
OH,
YOU'RE HE-MAN, BLOM. OH, MY GOD.
PERFECT.
[laughs]
CLEAN
[laughs] CLEAN LINES, ROUNDED SIDES.
I
CLEAN LINES, ROUNDED SIDES. I LIKE IT, A LOT.
SELL
I LIKE IT, A LOT. SELL IT FOR $250.
>>
SELL IT FOR $250. >> THERE YOU GO.
>>
>> THERE YOU GO. >> THERE WE GO, BLOM.
NOW,
>> THERE WE GO, BLOM. NOW, THIS TABLE.
>>
NOW, THIS TABLE. >> YEAH?
>>
>> YEAH? >> NOT AS HEAVY AS I THOUGHT IT
WAS
>> NOT AS HEAVY AS I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE, BUT IT'S CUTE,
RIGHT,
WAS GONNA BE, BUT IT'S CUTE, RIGHT, BLOM?
>> ¿QUANTOS?
>>
>> ¿QUANTOS? >> SELL IT FOR 200 BUCKS.
ALL
>> SELL IT FOR 200 BUCKS. ALL RIGHT, BLOM.
ALL
ALL RIGHT, BLOM. ALL THIS SILVER.
THIS
ALL THIS SILVER. THIS THING'S NEVER EVEN BEEN
OPENED.
>>
OPENED. >> BRAND NEW, TOO.
>>
>> BRAND NEW, TOO. >> THIS IS, LIKE, A BUFFET
THINGY.
HORS
THINGY. HORS D'OEUVRES TRAY.
YEAH.
>>
YEAH. >> RIGHT?
>>
>> RIGHT? >> IT'S FREAKING NICE, BLOM.
>>
>> IT'S FREAKING NICE, BLOM. >> I KNOW.
>>
>> I KNOW. >> DO YOU THINK THIS IS REAL
SILVER?
>>
SILVER? >> NO.
>>
>> NO. >> HOW DO YOU KNOW?
>>
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW? >> WHAT DO YOU THINK, I EAT
PIZZA
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, I EAT PIZZA OFF OF PAPER PLATES EVERY
DAY,
PIZZA OFF OF PAPER PLATES EVERY DAY, OR WHAT?
>>
DAY, OR WHAT? >> OH, I FORGOT, SIR BLOM.
[laughter]
>>
[laughter] >> SEE, MARY, I TOLD YOU.
RIGHT
>> SEE, MARY, I TOLD YOU. RIGHT HERE, SILVER-PLATED.
>>
RIGHT HERE, SILVER-PLATED. >> GOOD EYE, BLOM.
>>
>> GOOD EYE, BLOM. >> SO HOW MUCH YOU THINK YOU CAN
SELL
>> SO HOW MUCH YOU THINK YOU CAN SELL THIS FOR THOUGH?
>>
SELL THIS FOR THOUGH? >> I MEAN, EVEN THOUGH IT'S
SILVER-PLATED?
100
SILVER-PLATED? 100 BUCKS RIGHT HERE, EASILY.
WHO
100 BUCKS RIGHT HERE, EASILY. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THE PERSON WHO
HAD
WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THE PERSON WHO HAD THIS LOCKER DID EVENTS, YOU
KNOW,
HAD THIS LOCKER DID EVENTS, YOU KNOW, PARTIES.
>>
KNOW, PARTIES. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> EACH ONE OF THESE LOCKERS,
BLOM,
>> EACH ONE OF THESE LOCKERS, BLOM, IS LIKE A SNOWFLAKE.
>>
BLOM, IS LIKE A SNOWFLAKE. >> WHAT?
>>
>> WHAT? >> THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT, BLOM.
THEY
>> THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT, BLOM. THEY EACH--OR, YOU KNOW, HAVE
THEIR
THEY EACH--OR, YOU KNOW, HAVE THEIR OWN LITTLE PRINT.
SO
THEIR OWN LITTLE PRINT. SO THIS IS OUR FIRST CLUE.
WE
SO THIS IS OUR FIRST CLUE. WE GOT TO BE NANCY DREW, BLOM.
>>
WE GOT TO BE NANCY DREW, BLOM. >> NANCY DREW?
I
>> NANCY DREW? I WANT TO BE, LIKE, WALKER,
TEXAS
I WANT TO BE, LIKE, WALKER, TEXAS RANGER, MAN.
BADASS.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> TRASH.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> TRASH. >> TRASH.
ANYTHING
>> TRASH. >> TRASH. ANYTHING IN THERE, BLOM?
>>
>> TRASH. ANYTHING IN THERE, BLOM? >> UM, NO.
>>
>> BLOM,
>> BLOM, WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT IS IT?
>>
>> WHAT IS IT? >> I DON'T KNOW.
THEY
>> WHAT IS IT? >> I DON'T KNOW. THEY LOOK LIKE BURNT MARSHMALLOW
THINGS,
>> I DON'T KNOW. THEY LOOK LIKE BURNT MARSHMALLOW THINGS, YOU KNOW?
>>
THEY LOOK LIKE BURNT MARSHMALLOW THINGS, YOU KNOW? >> YEAH.
>>
THINGS, YOU KNOW? >> YEAH. >> HOLD THIS.
I
>> YEAH. >> HOLD THIS. I SAW ANOTHER PIECE.
>>
>> HOLD THIS. I SAW ANOTHER PIECE. >> LOOK, SEE?
>>
I SAW ANOTHER PIECE. >> LOOK, SEE? >> OH, YEAH.
>>
>> LOOK, SEE? >> OH, YEAH. >> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
OH,
>> OH, YEAH. >> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
YOU
>> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? YOU PUT 'EM ON FIRE.
>>
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? YOU PUT 'EM ON FIRE. >> YEAH.
>>
YOU PUT 'EM ON FIRE. >> YEAH. >> LOOK.
[makes
>> YEAH. >> LOOK. [makes twirling noise]
>>
>> LOOK. [makes twirling noise] >> OH, YEAH.
>>
[makes twirling noise] >> OH, YEAH. >> TRICKERY.
>>
>> OH, YEAH. >> TRICKERY. >> TRICKERY.
>>
>> TRICKERY. >> TRICKERY. >> THESE ARE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, IN
THE
>> TRICKERY. >> THESE ARE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, IN THE CIRCUS AND STUFF.
>>
>> THESE ARE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, IN THE CIRCUS AND STUFF. >> YEP.
THESE
THE CIRCUS AND STUFF. >> YEP. THESE GOT TO BE WORTH SOMETHING,
MARY.
>>
THESE GOT TO BE WORTH SOMETHING, MARY. >> THESE FIRE-WAND THINGIES
MIGHT
MARY. >> THESE FIRE-WAND THINGIES MIGHT BE WORTH SOME COLD, HARD
CASH.
INTRODUCING
MIGHT BE WORTH SOME COLD, HARD CASH. INTRODUCING MARY AND BLOM, THE
BROTHER-SISTER
CASH. INTRODUCING MARY AND BLOM, THE BROTHER-SISTER ULTIMATE ACROBAT
TEAM.
[mimicking
BROTHER-SISTER ULTIMATE ACROBAT TEAM. [mimicking circus music]
[laughter]
THE
[mimicking circus music] [laughter] THE BROTHER-SISTER TEAM IS ON
FIRE.
SSSS.
OOH!
WE
SSSS. OOH! WE ARE THE WINNERS...
>>
OOH! WE ARE THE WINNERS... >> [laughs]
>>
WE ARE THE WINNERS... >> [laughs] >> OF THE CENTURIES!
[laughter]
>>
>> OF THE CENTURIES! [laughter] >> Y'ALL, COME ON.
I
[laughter] >> Y'ALL, COME ON. I GOT SOMETHING COOL TO SELL
NOW.
>>
I GOT SOMETHING COOL TO SELL NOW. >> OH, SWEET.
WHAT
NOW. >> OH, SWEET. WHAT IS THIS?
>>
>> OH, SWEET. WHAT IS THIS? >> [all cheering]
>>
WHAT IS THIS? >> [all cheering] >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
>> [all cheering] >> OH, MY GOD. >> IT'S IS A "HIDE THE EVIDENCE"
MACHINE.
>>
>> IT'S IS A "HIDE THE EVIDENCE" MACHINE. >> IT'S JUST A FRICKIN' WOOD
CHIPPER
MACHINE. >> IT'S JUST A FRICKIN' WOOD CHIPPER THAT DOESN'T WORK.
YOU'LL
>> IT'S JUST A FRICKIN' WOOD CHIPPER THAT DOESN'T WORK. YOU'LL GET, LIKE, 5¢ A POUND FOR
IT
CHIPPER THAT DOESN'T WORK. YOU'LL GET, LIKE, 5¢ A POUND FOR IT AT A SCRAPYARD.
>>
YOU'LL GET, LIKE, 5¢ A POUND FOR IT AT A SCRAPYARD. >> IF AIN'T WORTH IT IN SCRAP,
IT
IT AT A SCRAPYARD. >> IF AIN'T WORTH IT IN SCRAP, IT AIN'T WORTH CRAP.
>>
>> IF AIN'T WORTH IT IN SCRAP, IT AIN'T WORTH CRAP. >> IF IT WORKS, IT COULD MEAN
SOME
IT AIN'T WORTH CRAP. >> IF IT WORKS, IT COULD MEAN SOME MONEY, BUT I SEE THEY'VE
BEEN
>> IF IT WORKS, IT COULD MEAN SOME MONEY, BUT I SEE THEY'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT A LITTLE BIT
HERE.
THEY'VE
BEEN WORKING ON IT A LITTLE BIT HERE. THEY'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE
ENGINE
HERE. THEY'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE ENGINE DEFINITELY.
WHO
THEY'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE ENGINE DEFINITELY. WHO KNOWS IF IT RUNS OR NOT?
YOU
ENGINE DEFINITELY. WHO KNOWS IF IT RUNS OR NOT? YOU KNOW THIS WOOD CHIPPER IS
GONNA
WHO KNOWS IF IT RUNS OR NOT? YOU KNOW THIS WOOD CHIPPER IS GONNA TAKE A COUPLE HUNDRED
DOLLARS
YOU KNOW THIS WOOD CHIPPER IS GONNA TAKE A COUPLE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO FIX, BUT THEN IT'S
WORTH
GONNA TAKE A COUPLE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO FIX, BUT THEN IT'S WORTH AT LEAST A GRAND.
>>
DOLLARS TO FIX, BUT THEN IT'S WORTH AT LEAST A GRAND. >> MOST PEOPLE THINK THIS IS
SCRAP.
IT'S
>> MOST PEOPLE THINK THIS IS SCRAP. IT'S A COMMERCIAL CHIPPER.
IT'S
SCRAP. IT'S A COMMERCIAL CHIPPER. IT'S HEAVY DUTY.
I
IT'S A COMMERCIAL CHIPPER. IT'S HEAVY DUTY. I CAN GET THIS RUNNING, NO
PROBLEM.
>>
I CAN GET THIS RUNNING, NO PROBLEM. >> I THINK IT'S A PILE OF METAL.
DO
PROBLEM. >> I THINK IT'S A PILE OF METAL. DO YOU NEED ONE OF THOSE?
>>
>> I THINK IT'S A PILE OF METAL. DO YOU NEED ONE OF THOSE? >> CHEAP ENOUGH.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
$100,
GENTLEMEN. $100, WHERE?
>>
$100, WHERE? >> WALTER!
>>
>> WALTER! >> $100.
NOW
>> $100. NOW 200, NOW 250.
>>
NOW 200, NOW 250. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 300, RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> 300, RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 400, NOW 400.
>>
>> NOW 400, NOW 400. >> WALTER!
>>
>> WALTER! >> 400, NOW 500.
>>
>> 400, NOW 500. >> YO.
>>
>> YO. >> NOW 600, WE'RE AT 600.
>>
>> NOW 600, WE'RE AT 600. >> YEAH, RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> YEAH, RIGHT HERE. >> 600, NOW 700.
>>
>> 600, NOW 700. >> WALTER.
>>
>> WALTER. >> 700, 800?
>>
>> 700, 800? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 900, GET 900.
>>
>> 900, GET 900. >> WALTER!
>>
>> WALTER! >> 900, NOW 1,000.
1,000
>> 900, NOW 1,000. 1,000 IN THE BACK?
YOU'RE
1,000 IN THE BACK? YOU'RE OUT.
1,000,
YOU'RE OUT. 1,000, I'M GONNA SETTLE.
1,000
1,000, I'M GONNA SETTLE. 1,000 GOING ONCE, 1,000 GOING
TWICE.
I
TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $900.
RIGHT
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $900. RIGHT HERE, $900.
>>
RIGHT HERE, $900. >> I'M ALWAYS THE "CHICKEN
DINNER."
TRANSLATION-- ♪ WINNER ♪
>>
TRANSLATION-- ♪ WINNER ♪ >> DUDE, THAT SUCKED.
>>
TRANSLATION-- ♪ WINNER ♪ >> DUDE, THAT SUCKED. >> THAT WAS ROUGH.
I
>> DUDE, THAT SUCKED. >> THAT WAS ROUGH. I DON'T LIKE GOING HOME
EMPTY-HANDED,
>> THAT WAS ROUGH. I DON'T LIKE GOING HOME EMPTY-HANDED, DO YOU GET IT?
THAT'S
I DON'T LIKE GOING HOME EMPTY-HANDED, DO YOU GET IT? THAT'S ROUGHER THAN THAT STUCK
OLD
EMPTY-HANDED, DO YOU GET IT? THAT'S ROUGHER THAN THAT STUCK OLD BATHTUB TODAY.
>>
THAT'S ROUGHER THAN THAT STUCK OLD BATHTUB TODAY. >> [sighs]
WE
OLD BATHTUB TODAY. >> [sighs] WE GOT SHUT OUT, MAN.
>>
>> [sighs] WE GOT SHUT OUT, MAN. >> BUBBA AND I ARE GONNA HAVE TO
UP
WE GOT SHUT OUT, MAN. >> BUBBA AND I ARE GONNA HAVE TO UP OUR GAME, NO DOUBT.
>>
>> BUBBA AND I ARE GONNA HAVE TO UP OUR GAME, NO DOUBT. >> [grunts]
TO
UP OUR GAME, NO DOUBT. >> [grunts] TO THE VICTOR GOES THE SPOILS.
$450
>> [grunts] TO THE VICTOR GOES THE SPOILS. $450 WORTH.
THE
TO THE VICTOR GOES THE SPOILS. $450 WORTH. THE FIRST THING THAT CAUGHT MY
EYE
$450 WORTH. THE FIRST THING THAT CAUGHT MY EYE WAS THE ENGINE HOIST WAY IN
THE
THE FIRST THING THAT CAUGHT MY EYE WAS THE ENGINE HOIST WAY IN THE BACK OVER THERE.
MAN
EYE WAS THE ENGINE HOIST WAY IN THE BACK OVER THERE. MAN DOES NOT LIVE BY ENGINE
HOIST
THE BACK OVER THERE. MAN DOES NOT LIVE BY ENGINE HOIST ALONE.
I'M
MAN DOES NOT LIVE BY ENGINE HOIST ALONE. I'M SURE THERE'S MORE VALUE IN
HERE.
YOU
YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW, TOYS ARE GOOD.
PROBABLY
YOU KNOW, TOYS ARE GOOD. PROBABLY GOT 20 BUCKS IN TOYS.
I
PROBABLY GOT 20 BUCKS IN TOYS. I GOT BEDDING.
DON'T
I GOT BEDDING. DON'T LIKE THAT.
NICE
DON'T LIKE THAT. NICE LITTLE END TABLE.
IT'S
NICE LITTLE END TABLE. IT'S SCRATCHED UP SOME, BUT IT'S
SOLID
IT'S SCRATCHED UP SOME, BUT IT'S SOLID WOOD.
IT'S
SOLID WOOD. IT'S WORTH 20 BUCKS.
JUST
IT'S WORTH 20 BUCKS. JUST SMALLS, NOTHING REALLY TO
SPEAK
JUST SMALLS, NOTHING REALLY TO SPEAK OF.
THIS
SPEAK OF. THIS IS, LIKE, A $5 LAMP.
YOU
THIS IS, LIKE, A $5 LAMP. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL THESE?
THROW
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL THESE? THROW RUGS.
I
THROW RUGS. I GUESS THIS IS A THROW DESK
NOW.
I'M
NOW. I'M JUST KIDDING.
10
I'M JUST KIDDING. 10 BUCKS, MAYBE, FOR THE THROW
DESK.
THIS
DESK. THIS IS A REAL CHEAP DRESSER.
IF
THIS IS A REAL CHEAP DRESSER. IF I COULD GET 20 BUCKS, I'LL BE
LUCKY.
IT'S
LUCKY. IT'S A NICE ENGINE HOIST.
I
IT'S A NICE ENGINE HOIST. I WOULD SAY I COULD EASILY GET
300
I WOULD SAY I COULD EASILY GET 300 BUCKS FOR THIS IN USED
CONDITION.
WHAT
CONDITION. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
HUH.
WELL,
HUH. WELL, YOU KNOW, IT SAYS,
"AR
WELL, YOU KNOW, IT SAYS, "AR DRONE 2.0."
HUH.
I
HUH. I THINK IT'S ONE OF THOSE, UH,
ULTRALIGHT
I THINK IT'S ONE OF THOSE, UH, ULTRALIGHT DRONES.
MAYBE
ULTRALIGHT DRONES. MAYBE IT HAS FOUR PROPELLER
THINGS
MAYBE IT HAS FOUR PROPELLER THINGS THAT GO IN HERE.
SOMEHOW
THINGS THAT GO IN HERE. SOMEHOW ALONG THE WAY HERE, I
FEEL
SOMEHOW ALONG THE WAY HERE, I FEEL I MISSED SOMETHING.
IF
FEEL I MISSED SOMETHING. IF I DON'T FIND THE MISSING
PART,
IF I DON'T FIND THE MISSING PART, I AM "DRONE BONED."
IT'S
IT'S NOT
IT'S NOT GONNA BE IN THE
CLOTHES.
IT'S
IT'S NOT GONNA BE IN THE CLOTHES. IT'S NOT GONNA BE IN A LAMP.
IT'S
CLOTHES. IT'S NOT GONNA BE IN A LAMP. IT'S NOT IN THERE.
WAS
IT'S NOT GONNA BE IN A LAMP. IT'S NOT IN THERE. WAS IT IN HERE?
NO.
IT'S
WAS IT IN HERE? NO. IT'S NOT GONNA BE WITH THE
ROCK
NO. IT'S NOT GONNA BE WITH THE ROCK 'EM AND SOCK 'EM ROBOTS.
IT'S
IT'S NOT GONNA BE WITH THE ROCK 'EM AND SOCK 'EM ROBOTS. IT'S NOT IN THE TOWELS.
IT'S
ROCK 'EM AND SOCK 'EM ROBOTS. IT'S NOT IN THE TOWELS. IT'S NOT IN THERE.
[sighs]
CHECK
IT'S NOT IN THERE. [sighs] CHECK THROUGH THESE TOYS.
AHA!
AHH.
THAT'S
AHA! AHH. THAT'S THE PIECE.
IT
AHH. THAT'S THE PIECE. IT DEFINITELY IS THIS PIECE.
FITS
THAT'S THE PIECE. IT DEFINITELY IS THIS PIECE. FITS LIKE A GLOVE.
WOW,
IT DEFINITELY IS THIS PIECE. FITS LIKE A GLOVE. WOW, THAT IS ONE COOL LOOKING
THING.
HOPEFULLY,
WOW, THAT IS ONE COOL LOOKING THING. HOPEFULLY, THIS HELICOPTER DRONE
CAN
THING. HOPEFULLY, THIS HELICOPTER DRONE CAN LIFT ME OUT OF THE RED.
BUT
HOPEFULLY, THIS HELICOPTER DRONE CAN LIFT ME OUT OF THE RED. BUT FIRST, I'VE GOT TO FIND
A
CAN LIFT ME OUT OF THE RED. BUT FIRST, I'VE GOT TO FIND A REMOTE CONTROL GEEK TO PUT
A
BUT FIRST, I'VE GOT TO FIND A REMOTE CONTROL GEEK TO PUT A PRICE TAG ON IT.
[imitates
A REMOTE CONTROL GEEK TO PUT A PRICE TAG ON IT. [imitates helicopter]
EVERYBODY
A PRICE TAG ON IT. [imitates helicopter] EVERYBODY GO!
GET
[imitates helicopter] EVERYBODY GO! GET TO THE CHOPPER!
>>
EVERYBODY GO! GET TO THE CHOPPER! >> I'M PICKING UP THE WOOD
CHIPPER
GET TO THE CHOPPER! >> I'M PICKING UP THE WOOD CHIPPER I BOUGHT FOR $900.
AHA.
OUT
CHIPPER I BOUGHT FOR $900. AHA. OUT HERE IN TEXAS, A CHIPPER IS
A
AHA. OUT HERE IN TEXAS, A CHIPPER IS A GUY'S BEST FRIEND.
YOU
OUT HERE IN TEXAS, A CHIPPER IS A GUY'S BEST FRIEND. YOU CAN CLEAR BRUSH, YOU CAN
MAKE
A GUY'S BEST FRIEND. YOU CAN CLEAR BRUSH, YOU CAN MAKE MULCH, GET RID OF BODIES.
GOOD
YOU CAN CLEAR BRUSH, YOU CAN MAKE MULCH, GET RID OF BODIES. GOOD MORNING, BABY.
PEOPLE
MAKE MULCH, GET RID OF BODIES. GOOD MORNING, BABY. PEOPLE THOUGHT I WAS A LITTLE
BIT
GOOD MORNING, BABY. PEOPLE THOUGHT I WAS A LITTLE BIT CRAZY BUYING THIS TODAY, BUT
YOU
PEOPLE THOUGHT I WAS A LITTLE BIT CRAZY BUYING THIS TODAY, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
AS
BIT CRAZY BUYING THIS TODAY, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? AS LONG AS I CAN GET THIS
RUNNING,
YOU KNOW WHAT? AS LONG AS I CAN GET THIS RUNNING, IT'S GONNA BE A MAJOR
PAYDAY
AS LONG AS I CAN GET THIS RUNNING, IT'S GONNA BE A MAJOR PAYDAY FOR ME.
IT
RUNNING, IT'S GONNA BE A MAJOR PAYDAY FOR ME. IT NEEDS A BATTERY.
THAT'S
PAYDAY FOR ME. IT NEEDS A BATTERY. THAT'S AN EASY FIX.
I
IT NEEDS A BATTERY. THAT'S AN EASY FIX. I DON'T KNOW IF THE MOTOR IS
WORKING.
I'VE
I DON'T KNOW IF THE MOTOR IS WORKING. I'VE GOT TO GET IT RUNNING.
THIS
WORKING. I'VE GOT TO GET IT RUNNING. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY THE FUEL TANK
FOR
I'VE GOT TO GET IT RUNNING. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY THE FUEL TANK FOR THE ENGINE.
THERE'S
THIS IS OBVIOUSLY THE FUEL TANK FOR THE ENGINE. THERE'S PLENTY OF GAS IN THERE.
GAS
FOR THE ENGINE. THERE'S PLENTY OF GAS IN THERE. GAS IN THE TANK TELLS ME IT DID
RUN.
AND
GAS IN THE TANK TELLS ME IT DID RUN. AND I'M THE GUY TO GET IT
RUNNING
RUN. AND I'M THE GUY TO GET IT RUNNING AGAIN.
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS THING HAS BEEN WORKING,
'CAUSE
>> THIS THING HAS BEEN WORKING, 'CAUSE I CAN SEE THE WOOD IN IT.
I'M
I'M GONNA
I'M GONNA GET UP THERE AND HAVE
A
I'M GONNA GET UP THERE AND HAVE A GOOD LOOK.
SEE
I'M GONNA GET UP THERE AND HAVE A GOOD LOOK. SEE IF I CAN GET SOME OF THEM
OUT
A GOOD LOOK. SEE IF I CAN GET SOME OF THEM OUT OF THERE.
WHOA!
WHAT
OUT OF THERE. WHOA! WHAT THE HELL?
OH,
WHOA! WHAT THE HELL? OH, MY GOODNESS.
I
WHAT THE HELL? OH, MY GOODNESS. I ALMOST BROKE HER BEFORE I EVEN
FIXED
OH, MY GOODNESS. I ALMOST BROKE HER BEFORE I EVEN FIXED HER.
JIMINY
I ALMOST BROKE HER BEFORE I EVEN FIXED HER. JIMINY CHRISTMAS.
MAN,
FIXED HER. JIMINY CHRISTMAS. MAN, I FORGOT TO PUT THE HITCH
DOWN.
SON
MAN, I FORGOT TO PUT THE HITCH DOWN. SON OF A GOOSE.
COME
DOWN. SON OF A GOOSE. COME ON.
[grunts]
THAT'S
COME ON. [grunts] THAT'S IT.
[grunts]
HERE
THAT'S IT. [grunts] HERE SHE GOES.
COME
[grunts] HERE SHE GOES. COME ON HERE.
[grunts]
COME
COME ON HERE. [grunts] COME ON, SAMSON.
IN
[grunts] COME ON, SAMSON. IN MY BEST CLOTHES AS WELL.
THERE
COME ON, SAMSON. IN MY BEST CLOTHES AS WELL. THERE SHE GOES, THERE SHE BLOWS.
NOW,
IN MY BEST CLOTHES AS WELL. THERE SHE GOES, THERE SHE BLOWS. NOW, I JUST GOT TO GET IT
>>
>> BLOM
>> BLOM AND I FOUND THIS CRAZY
COOL
>> BLOM AND I FOUND THIS CRAZY COOL FIRE DANCING EQUIPMENT IN
OUR
COOL FIRE DANCING EQUIPMENT IN OUR $400 LOCKER.
SO,
SO, WE'RE
SO, WE'RE MEETING UP WITH SHAWN,
WHO
SO, WE'RE MEETING UP WITH SHAWN, WHO IS A REAL LIVE FIRE DANCER.
[drum
SO, WE'RE MEETING UP WITH SHAWN, WHO IS A REAL LIVE FIRE DANCER. [drum music]
>>
WHO IS A REAL LIVE FIRE DANCER. [drum music] >> WHOA, FIRE.
>>
[drum music] >> WHOA, FIRE. >> YEAH!
[cheers
>> WHOA, FIRE. >> YEAH! [cheers and applause]
>>
>> YEAH! [cheers and applause] >> YEAH, AMAZING.
THIS
[cheers and applause] >> YEAH, AMAZING. THIS GUY IS A PYRO AND A MANIAC.
I
>> YEAH, AMAZING. THIS GUY IS A PYRO AND A MANIAC. I LIKE HIM.
>>
THIS GUY IS A PYRO AND A MANIAC. I LIKE HIM. >> HELLO.
>>
I LIKE HIM. >> HELLO. >> SHAWN, HEY.
THE
>> HELLO. >> SHAWN, HEY. THE SHOW WAS AWESOME.
>>
>> SHAWN, HEY. THE SHOW WAS AWESOME. >> [chuckles] THANK YOU.
>>
THE SHOW WAS AWESOME. >> [chuckles] THANK YOU. >> DID YOU EVER GO TO BURNING
MAN?
>>
>> DID YOU EVER GO TO BURNING MAN? >> BLOM, WHAT THE HELL IS
BURNING
MAN? >> BLOM, WHAT THE HELL IS BURNING MAN?
>>
>> BLOM, WHAT THE HELL IS BURNING MAN? >> YOU NEVER HEARD OF BURNING
MAN?
>>
>> YOU NEVER HEARD OF BURNING MAN? >> NO.
>>
MAN? >> NO. >> IT'S LIKE A FESTIVAL.
MUSIC,
>> NO. >> IT'S LIKE A FESTIVAL. MUSIC, YOU GET TO HANG OUT WITH
YOUR
>> IT'S LIKE A FESTIVAL. MUSIC, YOU GET TO HANG OUT WITH YOUR AMIGOS, AMIGAS.
DO
MUSIC, YOU GET TO HANG OUT WITH YOUR AMIGOS, AMIGAS. DO SOME FLAME DANCING.
>>
YOUR AMIGOS, AMIGAS. DO SOME FLAME DANCING. >> SORRY, BLOM.
I'M
DO SOME FLAME DANCING. >> SORRY, BLOM. I'M NOT COOL, I GUESS.
>>
>> SORRY, BLOM. I'M NOT COOL, I GUESS. >> CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE NEVER
HEARD
I'M NOT COOL, I GUESS. >> CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF BURNING MAN.
>>
>> CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF BURNING MAN. >> NO.
>>
HEARD OF BURNING MAN. >> NO. >> IT'S LIKE THE BEST TIME EVER.
YOU
>> NO. >> IT'S LIKE THE BEST TIME EVER. YOU GOT TO CHECK IT OUT.
>>
>> IT'S LIKE THE BEST TIME EVER. YOU GOT TO CHECK IT OUT. >> [coughs]
>>
YOU GOT TO CHECK IT OUT. >> [coughs] >> OH, YEAH.
>>
>> [coughs] >> OH, YEAH. >> SO, THIS IS WHAT WE FOUND IN
THE
>> OH, YEAH. >> SO, THIS IS WHAT WE FOUND IN THE UNIT.
>>
>> SO, THIS IS WHAT WE FOUND IN THE UNIT. >> THIS IS A CONTACT STAFF RIGHT
HERE,
THE UNIT. >> THIS IS A CONTACT STAFF RIGHT HERE, AND SINCE IT'S GOT TWO
WICKS,
>> THIS IS A CONTACT STAFF RIGHT HERE, AND SINCE IT'S GOT TWO WICKS, IT MEANS MORE FIRE.
>>
HERE, AND SINCE IT'S GOT TWO WICKS, IT MEANS MORE FIRE. >> CAN YOU MAKE S'MORES WITH
THOSE
WICKS, IT MEANS MORE FIRE. >> CAN YOU MAKE S'MORES WITH THOSE THINGS?
>>
>> CAN YOU MAKE S'MORES WITH THOSE THINGS? >> YOU GET FIVE AT ONE TIME,
YOU
THOSE THINGS? >> YOU GET FIVE AT ONE TIME, YOU KNOW?
>>
>> YOU GET FIVE AT ONE TIME, YOU KNOW? >> YEAH.
PRIME
YOU KNOW? >> YEAH. PRIME MARSHMALLOW ROASTERS RIGHT
THERE,
>> YEAH. PRIME MARSHMALLOW ROASTERS RIGHT THERE, IT LOOKS LIKE.
>>
PRIME MARSHMALLOW ROASTERS RIGHT THERE, IT LOOKS LIKE. >> YEP.
>>
THERE, IT LOOKS LIKE. >> YEP. >> YEAH, FIRE IS NOT FUNNY.
IT'S
>> YEP. >> YEAH, FIRE IS NOT FUNNY. IT'S REALLY SERIOUS.
>>
>> YEAH, FIRE IS NOT FUNNY. IT'S REALLY SERIOUS. >> ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT ABOUT
THESE,
IT'S REALLY SERIOUS. >> ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT ABOUT THESE, MAN?
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT ABOUT THESE, MAN? >> THESE ARE FIRE FANS, AND IT'S
GOT
THESE, MAN? >> THESE ARE FIRE FANS, AND IT'S GOT THESE HOLES RIGHT HERE TO
SPIN
>> THESE ARE FIRE FANS, AND IT'S GOT THESE HOLES RIGHT HERE TO SPIN IT AROUND.
THESE
GOT THESE HOLES RIGHT HERE TO SPIN IT AROUND. THESE ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY SOLID.
REALLY
SPIN IT AROUND. THESE ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY SOLID. REALLY GOOD QUALITY FANS.
>>
THESE ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY SOLID. REALLY GOOD QUALITY FANS. >> WELL, SHAWN, THIS STUFF IS
REALLY
REALLY GOOD QUALITY FANS. >> WELL, SHAWN, THIS STUFF IS REALLY COOL.
NOW,
>> WELL, SHAWN, THIS STUFF IS REALLY COOL. NOW, HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH?
>>
>> FOR
>> FOR THE WHOLE SET, WOULD BE
$350.
>>
$350. >> YES.
GOODNESS
>> YES. GOODNESS GRACIOUS, GREAT BALLS
OF
GOODNESS GRACIOUS, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
>>
>> NOT
>> NOT BAD.
>>
>> NOT BAD. >> NOT BAD.
I
>> NOT BAD. >> NOT BAD. I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA GET
BURNED,
>> NOT BAD. I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA GET BURNED, BLOM, BUT NOPE.
YOU
I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA GET BURNED, BLOM, BUT NOPE. YOU KNOW, HAVING BLOM AS
A
BURNED, BLOM, BUT NOPE. YOU KNOW, HAVING BLOM AS A PARTNER MAY HELP BUSINESS
"HEAT
YOU KNOW, HAVING BLOM AS A PARTNER MAY HELP BUSINESS "HEAT UP."
[laughs]
THANK
"HEAT UP." [laughs] THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>>
[laughs] THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> THANKS, SHAWN.
I
THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> THANKS, SHAWN. I NEVER KNEW WORK COULD BE FUN.
I'M
>> THANKS, SHAWN. I NEVER KNEW WORK COULD BE FUN. I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING A
JOB.
>>
I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING A JOB. >> BLOM.
>>
JOB. >> BLOM. >> [laughs]
NO,
>> BLOM. >> [laughs] NO, I'M JUST KIDDING.
WORK
>> [laughs] NO, I'M JUST KIDDING. WORK SUCKS.
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M DEEP IN THE HOLE ON MY
$450
>> I'M DEEP IN THE HOLE ON MY $450 LOCKER, SO I'M AT
DALLAS
DALLAS MAKERSPACE TO SEE SOME
GUY,
DALLAS MAKERSPACE TO SEE SOME GUY, ROMEO.
ROMEO,
ROMEO, ROMEO, WHEREFORE ART
THOU?
ROMEO
ROMEO, ROMEO, WHEREFORE ART THOU? ROMEO IS LIKE A DRONE EXPERT.
>>
THOU? ROMEO IS LIKE A DRONE EXPERT. >> JUST WORKING ON A COUPLE
LITTLE
ROMEO IS LIKE A DRONE EXPERT. >> JUST WORKING ON A COUPLE LITTLE QUADCOPTERS AND
HELICOPTERS.
>>
LITTLE QUADCOPTERS AND HELICOPTERS. >> OH, I SEE, I SEE.
NOT
HELICOPTERS. >> OH, I SEE, I SEE. NOT THE MILITARY KIND.
THE
>> OH, I SEE, I SEE. NOT THE MILITARY KIND. THE NERDY KIND.
>>
NOT THE MILITARY KIND. THE NERDY KIND. >> WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS
A
THE NERDY KIND. >> WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS A MULTICOPTER.
IT
>> WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS A MULTICOPTER. IT ACTUALLY HAS ONE MOTOR ON
EACH
A MULTICOPTER. IT ACTUALLY HAS ONE MOTOR ON EACH SINGLE PROP.
THE
IT ACTUALLY HAS ONE MOTOR ON EACH SINGLE PROP. THE COMPUTER TELLS EACH MOTOR TO
SPEED
EACH SINGLE PROP. THE COMPUTER TELLS EACH MOTOR TO SPEED UP AND SLOW DOWN.
YOU
THE COMPUTER TELLS EACH MOTOR TO SPEED UP AND SLOW DOWN. YOU CAN GET UP, DOWN, LEFT,
RIGHT,
SPEED UP AND SLOW DOWN. YOU CAN GET UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, FORWARD, BACK, NOSE.
EVERYTHING.
>>
RIGHT, FORWARD, BACK, NOSE. EVERYTHING. >> CAN YOU ATTACH A BOMB TO THIS
AND
EVERYTHING. >> CAN YOU ATTACH A BOMB TO THIS AND GO BOMB THE TALIBAN OR
SOMETHING?
>>
AND GO BOMB THE TALIBAN OR SOMETHING? >> NOPE, THEY'RE NOT FOR THAT.
THEY'RE
SOMETHING? >> NOPE, THEY'RE NOT FOR THAT. THEY'RE NOT DESIGNED TO LIFT
ANYTHING
>> NOPE, THEY'RE NOT FOR THAT. THEY'RE NOT DESIGNED TO LIFT ANYTHING THAT WEIGHT.
THEY'RE
THEY'RE NOT DESIGNED TO LIFT ANYTHING THAT WEIGHT. THEY'RE DESIGNED TO CARRY
THEMSELVES.
BUT
THEY'RE DESIGNED TO CARRY THEMSELVES. BUT THEY DO GOT TWO CAMERAS ON
BOARD.
>>
BUT THEY DO GOT TWO CAMERAS ON BOARD. >> SO COULD I USE THIS, LIKE, TO
SPY
BOARD. >> SO COULD I USE THIS, LIKE, TO SPY ON MY HOT NEIGHBOR WHILE
SHE'S
>> SO COULD I USE THIS, LIKE, TO SPY ON MY HOT NEIGHBOR WHILE SHE'S LAYING OUT BY THE POOL?
>>
SPY ON MY HOT NEIGHBOR WHILE SHE'S LAYING OUT BY THE POOL? >> NO, DON'T BE THAT GUY.
>>
SHE'S LAYING OUT BY THE POOL? >> NO, DON'T BE THAT GUY. >> WHAT ROMEO DOESN'T KNOW WON'T
HURT
>> NO, DON'T BE THAT GUY. >> WHAT ROMEO DOESN'T KNOW WON'T HURT HIM.
I
>> WHAT ROMEO DOESN'T KNOW WON'T HURT HIM. I GOT TO FIGURE OUT HOW THIS
THING
HURT HIM. I GOT TO FIGURE OUT HOW THIS THING WORKS.
>>
I GOT TO FIGURE OUT HOW THIS THING WORKS. >> IT ACTUALLY HAS A WI-FI
ROUTER
THING WORKS. >> IT ACTUALLY HAS A WI-FI ROUTER ON BOARD, AND YOU HOOK UP
YOUR
>> IT ACTUALLY HAS A WI-FI ROUTER ON BOARD, AND YOU HOOK UP YOUR TABLET TO IT.
>>
ROUTER ON BOARD, AND YOU HOOK UP YOUR TABLET TO IT. >> OH, WOW.
>>
YOUR TABLET TO IT. >> OH, WOW. >> SO LET'S SEE IF SHE SHOWS UP
ON
>> OH, WOW. >> SO LET'S SEE IF SHE SHOWS UP ON THE WI-FI.
YEP,
>> SO LET'S SEE IF SHE SHOWS UP ON THE WI-FI. YEP, HERE WE GO, AR DRONE,
NUMBER
ON THE WI-FI. YEP, HERE WE GO, AR DRONE, NUMBER TWO.
>>
YEP, HERE WE GO, AR DRONE, NUMBER TWO. >> LOOKS LIKE THE CAMERA'S
WORKING.
HOW
>> LOOKS LIKE THE CAMERA'S WORKING. HOW DOES IT LOOK?
>>
WORKING. HOW DOES IT LOOK? >> LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
>>
HOW DOES IT LOOK? >> LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. >> NICE.
>>
>> LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. >> NICE. >> NOT THE IMAGE, BUT--
>>
>> NICE. >> NOT THE IMAGE, BUT-- >> OH, COME ON.
>>
>> NOT THE IMAGE, BUT-- >> OH, COME ON. >> THE SIGNAL.
>>
>> OH, COME ON. >> THE SIGNAL. >> WELL, LET'S SEE IF THIS THING
FLIES.
>>
>> WELL, LET'S SEE IF THIS THING FLIES. >> ALL RIGHT, MAN.
YOU'VE
FLIES. >> ALL RIGHT, MAN. YOU'VE GOT THE HONORS HERE.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, MAN. YOU'VE GOT THE HONORS HERE. >> TAKE OFF.
>>
YOU'VE GOT THE HONORS HERE. >> TAKE OFF. >> YOU HIT THE BUTTON.
>>
>> TAKE OFF. >> YOU HIT THE BUTTON. >> BANG.
>>
>> YOU HIT THE BUTTON. >> BANG. >> OH, THERE IT GOES.
SO
>> BANG. >> OH, THERE IT GOES. SO WE'RE GONNA GO FORWARD...
SEE
>> OH, THERE IT GOES. SO WE'RE GONNA GO FORWARD... SEE IF SHE CAN CLIMB.
>>
SO WE'RE GONNA GO FORWARD... SEE IF SHE CAN CLIMB. >> COME ON.
>>
SEE IF SHE CAN CLIMB. >> COME ON. >> IT'S TRYING.
SO
>> COME ON. >> IT'S TRYING. SO THAT SPINNING TELLS ME ONE OF
THE
>> IT'S TRYING. SO THAT SPINNING TELLS ME ONE OF THE PROPELLERS MUST BE A LITTLE
BIT
SO THAT SPINNING TELLS ME ONE OF THE PROPELLERS MUST BE A LITTLE BIT BENT, OR ONE OF THE MOTORS
IS
THE PROPELLERS MUST BE A LITTLE BIT BENT, OR ONE OF THE MOTORS IS A LITTLE SLOW.
>>
BIT BENT, OR ONE OF THE MOTORS IS A LITTLE SLOW. >> OKAY, IT DOESN'T RUN PERFECT.
HOPEFULLY,
IS A LITTLE SLOW. >> OKAY, IT DOESN'T RUN PERFECT. HOPEFULLY, IT'S STILL WORTH
SOMETHING.
SO,
SO, ROMEO, WHAT DO YOU THINK
SOMETHING
SO, ROMEO, WHAT DO YOU THINK SOMETHING LIKE THIS IS WORTH?
>>
SOMETHING LIKE THIS IS WORTH? >> SHE FLIES.
>>
>> SHE FLIES. >> MM-HMM.
>>
>> MM-HMM. >> AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
TO
>> AND YOU KNOW WHAT? TO THE RIGHT BUYER, LOOKING AT
ABOUT
TO THE RIGHT BUYER, LOOKING AT ABOUT 200 BUCKS.
>>
ABOUT 200 BUCKS. >> 200 BUCKS AIN'T BAD AT ALL,
MAN.
YOU
MAN. YOU KNOW, THE ART OF WAR SAYS
YOU
YOU KNOW, THE ART OF WAR SAYS YOU GOT TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.
THANKS,
THANKS, ROMEO.
>>
THANKS, ROMEO. >> GOOD SEEING YOU, MAN.
>>
THANKS, ROMEO. >> GOOD SEEING YOU, MAN. >> I BELIEVE MY SELF JUST MADE
ME
>> GOOD SEEING YOU, MAN. >> I BELIEVE MY SELF JUST MADE ME SOME MONEY.
PARTING
>> I BELIEVE MY SELF JUST MADE ME SOME MONEY. PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW.
>>
>> [whispers] OH,
>>
>> I'VE
>> I'VE BEEN AT THE WAREHOUSE,
WORKING
>> I'VE BEEN AT THE WAREHOUSE, WORKING AWAY ON THIS CHIPPER
I
WORKING AWAY ON THIS CHIPPER I GOT FOR 900 BUCKS.
SO
SO I'VE
SO I'VE INVITED MY FRIEND,
LES
SO I'VE INVITED MY FRIEND, LES LANE, TO COME CHECK HER
OVER.
LES
LES LANE, TO COME CHECK HER OVER. LES IS AN EXPERT WHEN IT COMES
TO
OVER. LES IS AN EXPERT WHEN IT COMES TO BIG COMMERCIAL EQUIPMENT.
THIS
LES IS AN EXPERT WHEN IT COMES TO BIG COMMERCIAL EQUIPMENT. THIS IS IT.
>>
TO BIG COMMERCIAL EQUIPMENT. THIS IS IT. >> THIS IS WHAT YOU GOT, HUH?
>>
THIS IS IT. >> THIS IS WHAT YOU GOT, HUH? >> SHE'S A REAL PEACH, ISN'T
SHE?
>>
>> SHE'S A REAL PEACH, ISN'T SHE? >> WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
IT,
SHE? >> WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT IT, DAVE.
THE
>> WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT IT, DAVE. THE MAIN THING WITH A WOOD
CHIPPER
IT, DAVE. THE MAIN THING WITH A WOOD CHIPPER IS HOW OPEN THE THROAT
OF
THE MAIN THING WITH A WOOD CHIPPER IS HOW OPEN THE THROAT OF THIS THING IS.
THIS
CHIPPER IS HOW OPEN THE THROAT OF THIS THING IS. THIS IS 16 INCHES.
ASSUMING
OF THIS THING IS. THIS IS 16 INCHES. ASSUMING YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT
KIND
THIS IS 16 INCHES. ASSUMING YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT KIND OF POWER, THIS IS A
COMMERCIAL
ASSUMING YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT KIND OF POWER, THIS IS A COMMERCIAL MACHINE.
IT'S
KIND OF POWER, THIS IS A COMMERCIAL MACHINE. IT'S GOT AN EIGHT-CYLINDER
GASOLINE
COMMERCIAL MACHINE. IT'S GOT AN EIGHT-CYLINDER GASOLINE MOTOR.
THAT
IT'S GOT AN EIGHT-CYLINDER GASOLINE MOTOR. THAT KIND OF DATES IT.
THIS
GASOLINE MOTOR. THAT KIND OF DATES IT. THIS MACHINE IS PROBABLY GONNA
BE
THAT KIND OF DATES IT. THIS MACHINE IS PROBABLY GONNA BE ABOUT 30 YEARS OLD.
>>
THIS MACHINE IS PROBABLY GONNA BE ABOUT 30 YEARS OLD. >> BUT OLDER WOMEN MAKE BETTER
LOVERS,
BE ABOUT 30 YEARS OLD. >> BUT OLDER WOMEN MAKE BETTER LOVERS, RIGHT?
>>
>> BUT OLDER WOMEN MAKE BETTER LOVERS, RIGHT? >> HEY, AS LONG AS IT WORKS AND
DOES
LOVERS, RIGHT? >> HEY, AS LONG AS IT WORKS AND DOES THE JOB, IT'S AS GOOD AS A
NEW
>> HEY, AS LONG AS IT WORKS AND DOES THE JOB, IT'S AS GOOD AS A NEW ONE.
>>
DOES THE JOB, IT'S AS GOOD AS A NEW ONE. >> LET'S CRANK IT UP!
>>
NEW ONE. >> LET'S CRANK IT UP! >> LET'S DO IT.
[engine
>> LET'S CRANK IT UP! >> LET'S DO IT. [engine cranks, sputters]
>>
>> LET'S DO IT. [engine cranks, sputters] >> OH, MAN!
>>
[engine cranks, sputters] >> OH, MAN! >> SHE DON'T SOUND LIKE SHE'S IN
BAD
>> OH, MAN! >> SHE DON'T SOUND LIKE SHE'S IN BAD SHAPE THOUGH.
THAT'S
>> SHE DON'T SOUND LIKE SHE'S IN BAD SHAPE THOUGH. THAT'S NOT GONNA HELP THE VALUE
ANY.
>>
THAT'S NOT GONNA HELP THE VALUE ANY. >> PIECE OF JUNK!
>>
ANY. >> PIECE OF JUNK! >> SOMETIMES GUYS DO THINGS
AT
>> PIECE OF JUNK! >> SOMETIMES GUYS DO THINGS AT AUCTIONS TO KIND OF SABOTAGE
THE
>> SOMETIMES GUYS DO THINGS AT AUCTIONS TO KIND OF SABOTAGE THE MACHINE, SO LET'S JUST KIND
OF
AT AUCTIONS TO KIND OF SABOTAGE THE MACHINE, SO LET'S JUST KIND OF TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
AH,
THE MACHINE, SO LET'S JUST KIND OF TAKE A LOOK AT IT. AH, LOOKY HERE.
THIS
OF TAKE A LOOK AT IT. AH, LOOKY HERE. THIS COVER FOR THIS SPARKPLUG
WIRE
AH, LOOKY HERE. THIS COVER FOR THIS SPARKPLUG WIRE IS VERY LOOSE.
LET'S
THIS COVER FOR THIS SPARKPLUG WIRE IS VERY LOOSE. LET'S SEE IF THIS WILL DO THE
TRICK.
[engine
LET'S SEE IF THIS WILL DO THE TRICK. [engine starts, idles]
SOUNDS
TRICK. [engine starts, idles] SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD, DOESN'T IT?
>>
[engine starts, idles] SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD, DOESN'T IT? >> HEY, HEY!
HOO-HOO-HOO!
SHE'S
>> HEY, HEY! HOO-HOO-HOO! SHE'S RUNNING!
WHOO!
NOW
SHE'S RUNNING! WHOO! NOW TELL ME--WHAT'S SHE WORTH?
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS MACHINE WOULD RETAIL FOR
SOMEWHERE
>> THIS MACHINE WOULD RETAIL FOR SOMEWHERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF
$5,500.
>>
$5,500. >> REALLY?
WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
AWESOME.
THIS
THIS BABY
THIS BABY IS GOING IN!
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
LET
THIS BABY IS GOING IN! WHOO-HOO-HOO! LET THIS CHIPPER BE A LESSON TO
ALL
WHOO-HOO-HOO! LET THIS CHIPPER BE A LESSON TO ALL YOU HAM SHANK YANK DIDDLOS--
NEVER
LET THIS CHIPPER BE A LESSON TO ALL YOU HAM SHANK YANK DIDDLOS-- NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE MAN FROM
YORKSHIRE.
I'M
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE MAN FROM YORKSHIRE. I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
YEE-HAW!
>>
WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! YEE-HAW! >> narrator: THE FORTUNE IN FORT
WORTH
YEE-HAW! >> narrator: THE FORTUNE IN FORT WORTH GOES TO DAVID KAY, WHOSE
WOOD
>> narrator: THE FORTUNE IN FORT WORTH GOES TO DAVID KAY, WHOSE WOOD CHIPPER FED HIM A PROFIT OF
4,600
WORTH GOES TO DAVID KAY, WHOSE WOOD CHIPPER FED HIM A PROFIT OF 4,600 BUCKS.
MARY
WOOD CHIPPER FED HIM A PROFIT OF 4,600 BUCKS. MARY AND BLOM BURNED A PATH TO
A
4,600 BUCKS. MARY AND BLOM BURNED A PATH TO A $550 PROFIT FROM THEIR FIRE
DANCING
MARY AND BLOM BURNED A PATH TO A $550 PROFIT FROM THEIR FIRE DANCING GEAR.
VICTOR'S
A $550 PROFIT FROM THEIR FIRE DANCING GEAR. VICTOR'S DAMAGED DRONE BARELY
GOT
DANCING GEAR. VICTOR'S DAMAGED DRONE BARELY GOT HIM OFF THE GROUND, EARNING
ONLY
VICTOR'S DAMAGED DRONE BARELY GOT HIM OFF THE GROUND, EARNING ONLY 125 BUCKS...
WHILE
WHILE RICKY AND BUBBA
WALKED
WHILE RICKY AND BUBBA WALKED AWAY WITH A HUNGER
FOR
WALKED AWAY WITH A HUNGER FOR LOCKERS, AND JUSTICE.
>>
FOR LOCKERS, AND JUSTICE. >> OH--WHAT THE?
>>
>> OH--WHAT THE? >> DID YOU BRING YOUR MONEY
TODAY?
>>
TODAY? >> DID YOU BRING YOUR MONEY?
>>
>> DID YOU BRING YOUR MONEY? >> I DON'T NEED MY MONEY.
>>
>> I DON'T NEED MY MONEY. >> YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE BIT
CLOSE,
>> YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE BIT CLOSE, AREN'T YOU?
YOU
CLOSE, AREN'T YOU? YOU WANT TO TANGO?
>>
YOU WANT TO TANGO? >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> IS THAT RIGHT?
>>
>> IS THAT RIGHT? >> I'M READY.
>>
>> I'M READY. >> MMM, COME ON.
>>
>> MMM, COME ON. >> [humming tango]
>>
>> [humming tango] >> YOU KNOW THE TWO-STEP?
COME
>> YOU KNOW THE TWO-STEP? COME ON.
GET--GET
COME ON. GET--GET OUT OF HERE.
VICTOR.
>>
VICTOR. >> WHO TOOK MY