>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> YEAH. >> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> JERRY!
>>
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> JERRY! >> OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
>>
>> JERRY! >> OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE. >> LESA BRINGS HAPPINESS TO
AN
>> OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE. >> LESA BRINGS HAPPINESS TO AN AUCTION LIKE A STEER BRINGS
MILK.
>>
AN AUCTION LIKE A STEER BRINGS MILK. >> BETTER WATCH WHAT THEY'RE
BIDDING
MILK. >> BETTER WATCH WHAT THEY'RE BIDDING ON.
>>
>> BETTER WATCH WHAT THEY'RE BIDDING ON. >> I'M LIABLE TO GET SHOT.
>>
BIDDING ON. >> I'M LIABLE TO GET SHOT. >> WHOO, OH, WE'RE IN THE MONEY
NOW.
>>
>> WHOO, OH, WE'RE IN THE MONEY NOW. >> WHAT YOU HAVE HERE SOLD LAST
AUGUST
NOW. >> WHAT YOU HAVE HERE SOLD LAST AUGUST FOR OVER $38,000.
>>
>> WHAT YOU HAVE HERE SOLD LAST AUGUST FOR OVER $38,000. >> SIT THAT BACK DOWN AND LET'S
NOT
AUGUST FOR OVER $38,000. >> SIT THAT BACK DOWN AND LET'S NOT HANDLE IT.
>>
>> SIT THAT BACK DOWN AND LET'S NOT HANDLE IT. >> [imitating Lesa] MARY!
>>
NOT HANDLE IT. >> [imitating Lesa] MARY! >> REALLY?
IS
>> [imitating Lesa] MARY! >> REALLY? IS THIS BITCH BRIGADE FOR REALS?
HEY,
>> REALLY? IS THIS BITCH BRIGADE FOR REALS? HEY, HEY, HEY, NO, YOU NEED TO
GET
IS THIS BITCH BRIGADE FOR REALS? HEY, HEY, HEY, NO, YOU NEED TO GET OUT.
>>
HEY, HEY, HEY, NO, YOU NEED TO GET OUT. >> THIS IS GONNA BE REAL
>>
>> NEVER
>> NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA
GET.
THAT'S
GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> WE TURN THIS STUFF
FROM
>> WE TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
FROM CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
DOLLAR
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS.
>>
DOLLAR SIGNS. >> OH!
>>
>> OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
FIND. >> YET BET IT'S SOLD!
>>
>> YET BET IT'S SOLD! >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY.
>>
>> HEY. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
YOU
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
♪
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> AND IT'S SOLD!
>>
>> AND IT'S SOLD! >> TODAY, WE'RE IN LONGVIEW,
TEXAS.
THIS
THIS TOWN
THIS TOWN GOT ITS NAME WHEN THE
FOUNDER
THIS TOWN GOT ITS NAME WHEN THE FOUNDER STOOD ON THE PORCH OF
HIS
THIS TOWN GOT ITS NAME WHEN THE FOUNDER STOOD ON THE PORCH OF HIS HOUSE, IN HIS NEW TERRITORY,
AND
FOUNDER STOOD ON THE PORCH OF HIS HOUSE, IN HIS NEW TERRITORY, AND SAID, "WHAT A LONG VIEW."
[laughs]
>>
AND SAID, "WHAT A LONG VIEW." [laughs] >> MY SOURCES TELL ME THERE
COULD
[laughs] >> MY SOURCES TELL ME THERE COULD BE SOME, YOU KNOW, REALLY
GOOD
>> MY SOURCES TELL ME THERE COULD BE SOME, YOU KNOW, REALLY GOOD COLLECTIBLES AND ANTIQUES
HERE.
>>
>> RICKY
>> RICKY USUALLY HAS SOLID
SOURCES.
SO,
SOURCES. SO, HOPEFULLY THEY'RE SPOT ON
TODAY.
I
I HOPE
I HOPE YOU'RE REFRESHED AND
READY
I HOPE YOU'RE REFRESHED AND READY FOR THIS AUCTION.
I'VE
I HOPE YOU'RE REFRESHED AND READY FOR THIS AUCTION. I'VE BEEN DRIVING FOR FIVE
HOURS.
I
I'VE BEEN DRIVING FOR FIVE HOURS. I HAVEN'T FELT MY LEFT ASS CHEEK
SINCE
HOURS. I HAVEN'T FELT MY LEFT ASS CHEEK SINCE WACO.
>>
I HAVEN'T FELT MY LEFT ASS CHEEK SINCE WACO. >> OKAY.
>>
SINCE WACO. >> OKAY. >> WELL, WE'RE HERE.
SO
>> OKAY. >> WELL, WE'RE HERE. SO FOCUS.
WE
>> WELL, WE'RE HERE. SO FOCUS. WE NEED SOME BIG LOCKERS.
MARY
MARY AND
MARY AND I ARE GREAT AUCTION
PARTNERS.
BUT
BUT WE'RE
BUT WE'RE NOT GETTING ENOUGH
INVENTORY
BUT WE'RE NOT GETTING ENOUGH INVENTORY FOR BOTH OF OUR STORES
BY
BUT WE'RE NOT GETTING ENOUGH INVENTORY FOR BOTH OF OUR STORES BY JUST BUYING ONE LOCKER.
OKAY,
INVENTORY FOR BOTH OF OUR STORES BY JUST BUYING ONE LOCKER. OKAY, SO, WE'RE GONNA BUY A LOT
TODAY.
SINCE
OKAY, SO, WE'RE GONNA BUY A LOT TODAY. SINCE WE GOT TO SPLIT
EVERYTHING.
WE
SINCE WE GOT TO SPLIT EVERYTHING. WE NEED MORE INVENTORY.
>>
>> I
>> I MAY
>> I MAY BE SMALL, BUT TODAY
I'M
>> I MAY BE SMALL, BUT TODAY I'M THINKING BIG.
>>
I'M THINKING BIG. >> I THINK SO.
I
>> I THINK SO. I DON'T KNOW.
>>
I DON'T KNOW. >> WHEN I GO TO AUCTIONS, IT'S
ALL
>> WHEN I GO TO AUCTIONS, IT'S ALL ABOUT INTIMIDATION.
>>
>> THAT
>> THAT BELT BUCKLE AND CHAIN
SCARE
>> THAT BELT BUCKLE AND CHAIN SCARE ME.
>>
>> THAT BELT BUCKLE AND CHAIN SCARE ME. >> LOOK, HE'S SHARPENING HIS
KNIFE.
>>
>> LOOK, HE'S SHARPENING HIS KNIFE. >> OH, [bleep] DAMN.
START
KNIFE. >> OH, [bleep] DAMN. START TO SHARPEN YOURS.
START
>> OH, [bleep] DAMN. START TO SHARPEN YOURS. START IT, START.
>>
START TO SHARPEN YOURS. START IT, START. >> MINE'S SMALLER.
MY
START IT, START. >> MINE'S SMALLER. MY KNIFE'S GOT PENIS ENVY.
>>
>> MINE'S SMALLER. MY KNIFE'S GOT PENIS ENVY. >> MAN, I NEED TO GO GET
A
MY KNIFE'S GOT PENIS ENVY. >> MAN, I NEED TO GO GET A MANICURE.
>>
>> MAN, I NEED TO GO GET A MANICURE. >> SO, JERRY, DID I TELL YOU I'M
GONNA
A MANICURE. >> SO, JERRY, DID I TELL YOU I'M GONNA BE SIGNING THE PAPERS TO
GET
>> SO, JERRY, DID I TELL YOU I'M GONNA BE SIGNING THE PAPERS TO GET IN OUR NEW STORE?
DID
DID YOU
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
I'M
DID YOU HEAR THAT? I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A SECOND
LOCATION.
I
I WANT
I WANT TO
I WANT TO TAKE THIS STORE AND I
WANT
I WANT TO TAKE THIS STORE AND I WANT TO CLASSIFY IT.
WHICH
I WANT TO TAKE THIS STORE AND I WANT TO CLASSIFY IT. WHICH MEANS I WANT TO PUT SOME
BLING
WANT TO CLASSIFY IT. WHICH MEANS I WANT TO PUT SOME BLING IN THE WINDOW.
>>
WHICH MEANS I WANT TO PUT SOME BLING IN THE WINDOW. >> TRY TO PUT ME IN THE WINDOW.
I'LL
BLING IN THE WINDOW. >> TRY TO PUT ME IN THE WINDOW. I'LL BLING.
TWO
TWO STORES? [scoffs]
SHE'LL
TWO STORES? [scoffs] SHE'LL NEED TWO JERRYS.
>>
>> OH,
>> OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
>>
>> OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE. >> LESA? OH, GREAT. [chuckles]
>>
>> OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE. >> LESA? OH, GREAT. [chuckles] >> COME ON, JERRY.
JERRY.
JERRY!
>>
>> WHERE
>> WHERE HAVE OUR SMILES GONE,
GANG?
>>
GANG? >> LESA BRINGS HAPPINESS TO
AN
>> LESA BRINGS HAPPINESS TO AN AUCTION LIKE A STEER BRINGS
MILK.
YOU
MILK. YOU EVER TRY TO GET MILK OUT OF
A
YOU EVER TRY TO GET MILK OUT OF A STEER?
HMM.
HAD
HMM. HAD A NEIGHBOR ONCE.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
HERE
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S
AUCTION.
YOU'RE
HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
AUCTION. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO REACHING INSIDE,
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING ANY BOXES.
PLEASE
THERE'LL BE NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING ANY BOXES. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
NO KICKING ANY BOXES. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
THEY'LL
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. THEY'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH.
ARE
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. THEY'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
THEY'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH, LET'S GO!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH, LET'S GO! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S
>>
>> HEY!
>>
>> HEY! >> I'M LIKING THIS LOCKER
ALREADY.
I
>> I'M LIKING THIS LOCKER ALREADY. I CAN SEE THE BARSTOOLS.
NICE.
OH,
I CAN SEE THE BARSTOOLS. NICE. OH, MY GOD. IT'S A PIANO.
>>
NICE. OH, MY GOD. IT'S A PIANO. >> PIANO?
>>
OH, MY GOD. IT'S A PIANO. >> PIANO? >> YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ITEM.
>>
>> PIANO? >> YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ITEM. >> [laughs] AND YOU NOT
LISTENING
>> YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ITEM. >> [laughs] AND YOU NOT LISTENING TO ME, THOUGH.
I
>> [laughs] AND YOU NOT LISTENING TO ME, THOUGH. I HEARD YOU, ALL RIGHT.
BUT
LISTENING TO ME, THOUGH. I HEARD YOU, ALL RIGHT. BUT WHO YOU THINK GONNA MOVE IT?
>>
I HEARD YOU, ALL RIGHT. BUT WHO YOU THINK GONNA MOVE IT? >> I SEE SOME FURNITURE BACK
THERE.
AN
>> I SEE SOME FURNITURE BACK THERE. AN OLD ROCKING CHAIR.
I
THERE. AN OLD ROCKING CHAIR. I MIGHT BE ABLE TO USE THAT.
MIGHT
AN OLD ROCKING CHAIR. I MIGHT BE ABLE TO USE THAT. MIGHT BE A PLAYER ON THIS ONE.
>>
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO USE THAT. MIGHT BE A PLAYER ON THIS ONE. >> WHAT'S THAT LITTLE THING
RIGHT
MIGHT BE A PLAYER ON THIS ONE. >> WHAT'S THAT LITTLE THING RIGHT THERE?
HIGH
>> WHAT'S THAT LITTLE THING RIGHT THERE? HIGH SEAT KINDA THINGS.
>>
RIGHT THERE? HIGH SEAT KINDA THINGS. >> A COUPLE OF MORE CASES
HERE...
>>
>> A COUPLE OF MORE CASES HERE... >> YEAH, I LIKE THOSE CASES.
>>
HERE... >> YEAH, I LIKE THOSE CASES. >> WE'LL PLAY ON THIS ONE.
>>
>> YEAH, I LIKE THOSE CASES. >> WE'LL PLAY ON THIS ONE. >> YEAH, YEAH.
>>
>> COME
>> COME HERE.
THERE'S
THERE'S A
THERE'S A REALLY NICE ANTIQUE
ROCKING
THERE'S A REALLY NICE ANTIQUE ROCKING CHAIR.
>>
THERE'S A REALLY NICE ANTIQUE ROCKING CHAIR. >> THAT LAMP'S COOL.
>>
ROCKING CHAIR. >> THAT LAMP'S COOL. >> OH, YEAH.
THAT
>> THAT LAMP'S COOL. >> OH, YEAH. THAT ONE RIGHT THERE?
>>
>> OH, YEAH. THAT ONE RIGHT THERE? >> YEAH.
>>
THAT ONE RIGHT THERE? >> YEAH. >> HOLD THE PHONE.
ARE
>> YEAH. >> HOLD THE PHONE. ARE THEY, LIKE, A TEAM NOW?
IS
>> HOLD THE PHONE. ARE THEY, LIKE, A TEAM NOW? IS THIS BITCH BRIGADE FOR REALS?
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET'S DO IT.
500,
GENTLEMEN, LET'S DO IT. 500, WE'RE ASKING 500 THERE, NOW
600.
>>
600. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 600 THERE, NOW 700.
>>
>> 600 THERE, NOW 700. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 700 THERE, NOW 800, 900...
>>
>> 700 THERE, NOW 800, 900... >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 900 THERE, NOW 1,000...
>>
>> 900 THERE, NOW 1,000... >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,100, 1,100, NOW 1,200...
>>
>> 1,100, 1,100, NOW 1,200... >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,200, 1,300, CAN I GET
1,300?
HE
1,300? HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S LOOKING AT.
1,300.
NOW
1,300. NOW 1,400...
>>
NOW 1,400... >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,400, 1,500...
1,500,
>> 1,400, 1,500... 1,500, NOW 1,600.
>>
1,500, NOW 1,600. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,600 1,700?
HE
>> 1,600 1,700? HE SAYS NO.
1,700...
1,600
1,700... 1,600 ONE TIME.
LET'S
1,600 ONE TIME. LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE THAT.
1,650.
NOW
1,650. NOW 1,700.
>>
NOW 1,700. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,700, NOW 1,750.
LET'S
>> 1,700, NOW 1,750. LET'S GO.
1,750
LET'S GO. 1,750 IT IS, 1,750.
I'M
1,750 IT IS, 1,750. I'M GONNA SELL IT.
1,750
I'M GONNA SELL IT. 1,750 GOING ONCE...
>>
1,750 GOING ONCE... >> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> 1,750.
NOW
>> 1,750. NOW 1,800.
>>
NOW 1,800. >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, LESA.
NEXT
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, LESA. NEXT SOUND YOU'RE GONNA HEAR IS
A
NEXT SOUND YOU'RE GONNA HEAR IS A LOCKER DROPPING ON YOU.
YEAH!
>>
YEAH! >> 1,850.
1,850.
NOW
1,850. NOW 1,900.
>>
NOW 1,900. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 1,950.
[all
>> NOW 1,950. [all speaking at once]
>>
[all speaking at once] >> NO!
>>
>> NO! >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> 2,150.
2,200,
>> 2,150. 2,200, GOING ONCE.
>>
2,200, GOING ONCE. >> HELL, NO.
>>
>> HELL, NO. >> 2,200 GOING TWICE.
I
>> 2,200 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE 2,150.
2,150.
>>
2,150. >> I MAY HAVE PAID A LITTLE TOO
MUCH,
>> I MAY HAVE PAID A LITTLE TOO MUCH, BUT I'M CONFIDENT THAT
THERE'S
MUCH, BUT I'M CONFIDENT THAT THERE'S MONEY TO BE MADE IN THAT
UNIT.
>>
UNIT. >> [fake cough]
>>
>> HEY,
>> HEY, HEY!
>>
>> HEY, HEY! >> WHOA.
>>
>> HEY, HEY! >> WHOA. >> WE GOT A NICE, LITTLE
APARTMENT
>> WHOA. >> WE GOT A NICE, LITTLE APARTMENT UNIT HERE.
IT'S
>> WE GOT A NICE, LITTLE APARTMENT UNIT HERE. IT'S GOT SOME AC UNITS IN THERE.
WASHER
APARTMENT UNIT HERE. IT'S GOT SOME AC UNITS IN THERE. WASHER AND DRYER.
THOSE
IT'S GOT SOME AC UNITS IN THERE. WASHER AND DRYER. THOSE AC'S ARE JUST WHAT I'M
LOOKING
WASHER AND DRYER. THOSE AC'S ARE JUST WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR TODAY.
I
THOSE AC'S ARE JUST WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR TODAY. I NEED APPLIANCES.
>>
LOOKING FOR TODAY. I NEED APPLIANCES. >> THAT'S A LITTLE TWIN METAL
BED.
>>
>> THAT'S A LITTLE TWIN METAL BED. >> YEAH.
THAT
BED. >> YEAH. THAT OLD FURNITURE LIKE THAT'S
HANDED
>> YEAH. THAT OLD FURNITURE LIKE THAT'S HANDED DOWN.
>>
THAT OLD FURNITURE LIKE THAT'S HANDED DOWN. >> THAT'S GOOD.
FOR
HANDED DOWN. >> THAT'S GOOD. FOR RICKY'S RULES TO ABIDE BY,
WHEN
>> THAT'S GOOD. FOR RICKY'S RULES TO ABIDE BY, WHEN YOU CAN SEE DUST, IT'S
A
FOR RICKY'S RULES TO ABIDE BY, WHEN YOU CAN SEE DUST, IT'S A UNIT THAT YOU CAN TRUST.
>>
WHEN YOU CAN SEE DUST, IT'S A UNIT THAT YOU CAN TRUST. >> I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE MOST
QUALITY
A UNIT THAT YOU CAN TRUST. >> I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE MOST QUALITY LOCKER OF THE DAY.
I
>> I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE MOST QUALITY LOCKER OF THE DAY. I MEAN, THOSE DRESSERS ARE
A
QUALITY LOCKER OF THE DAY. I MEAN, THOSE DRESSERS ARE A LITTLE BIT NICER.
THE
I MEAN, THOSE DRESSERS ARE A LITTLE BIT NICER. THE BACK OF THAT ONE--
>>
A LITTLE BIT NICER. THE BACK OF THAT ONE-- >> THAT ONE AND THAT.
>>
THE BACK OF THAT ONE-- >> THAT ONE AND THAT. >> IT'S LIKE FULL-BLOWN ANTIQUE.
>>
>> THAT ONE AND THAT. >> IT'S LIKE FULL-BLOWN ANTIQUE. >> THOSE BENCHES ARE COOL RIGHT
THERE.
METAL
>> THOSE BENCHES ARE COOL RIGHT THERE. METAL FOR MARY.
ANTIQUES
THERE. METAL FOR MARY. ANTIQUES FOR ME.
DUH!
METAL FOR MARY. ANTIQUES FOR ME. DUH! EASY SPLIT.
>>
ANTIQUES FOR ME. DUH! EASY SPLIT. >> [imitating Lesa] MARY!
>>
DUH! EASY SPLIT. >> [imitating Lesa] MARY! >> REALLY?
>>
>> [imitating Lesa] MARY! >> REALLY? >> [laughs]
>>
>> REALLY? >> [laughs] >> WHAT'D YOU SAY?
>>
>> [laughs] >> WHAT'D YOU SAY? >> I SAID, "MARY!"
>>
>> WHAT'D YOU SAY? >> I SAID, "MARY!" >> IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?
>>
>> I SAID, "MARY!" >> IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? >> I'M LIABLE TO GET SHOT.
>>
>> IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? >> I'M LIABLE TO GET SHOT. >> [laughs] I KNOW.
>>
>> I'M LIABLE TO GET SHOT. >> [laughs] I KNOW. >> BETTER WATCH WHAT THEY'RE
BIDDING
>> [laughs] I KNOW. >> BETTER WATCH WHAT THEY'RE BIDDING ON.
IF
>> BETTER WATCH WHAT THEY'RE BIDDING ON. IF THEY BID ON THIS UNIT, I'M
GONNA
BIDDING ON. IF THEY BID ON THIS UNIT, I'M GONNA GO OFF.
>>
IF THEY BID ON THIS UNIT, I'M GONNA GO OFF. >> RINGSIDE SEATS.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SELLING A LITTLE
FURNITURE
GENTLEMEN, SELLING A LITTLE FURNITURE LOCKER HERE.
GONNA
FURNITURE LOCKER HERE. GONNA GIVE 500 NOW, 500...
IT'LL
GONNA GIVE 500 NOW, 500... IT'LL TAKE A LOT MORE THAN THAT.
200.
WE'LL
200. WE'LL START THERE.
NOW
WE'LL START THERE. NOW 300.
>>
NOW 300. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 300, NOW 400.
>>
>> 300, NOW 400. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 400, NOW 500.
NOW
>> 400, NOW 500. NOW 500, NOW 600.
>>
NOW 500, NOW 600. >> I DON'T CARE IF THE
GOAT
>> I DON'T CARE IF THE GOAT BROTHERS GET IT, BUT I
DON'T
GOAT BROTHERS GET IT, BUT I DON'T WANT THE "ARTS AND CRAFTS"
TO
DON'T WANT THE "ARTS AND CRAFTS" TO GET IT.
>>
TO GET IT. >> 500, NOW 600, CAN DO 600.
600.
NOW
600. NOW 700.
>>
NOW 700. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 700, THANK YOU, NOW 800.
WE
>> 700, THANK YOU, NOW 800. WE NEED 800.
$800.
NOW
$800. NOW 800.
[auctioneering
NOW 800. [auctioneering lingo].
>>
[auctioneering lingo]. >> NO.
>>
>> NO. >> I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE. $700.
>>
>> I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE. $700. >> WE'RE GONNA SLIP AWAY AND
LOAD
>> WE'RE GONNA SLIP AWAY AND LOAD THIS LOCKER REAL QUICK.
>>
LOAD THIS LOCKER REAL QUICK. >> OH, YEAH, WE'RE GONNA BE
FINE.
>>
FINE. >> WELL, THERE'S JUST A RUG.
BERBER-ISH.
WHAT'S
BERBER-ISH. WHAT'S THIS? 25 BUCKS?
>>
WHAT'S THIS? 25 BUCKS? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> MAN, I WISH WE HAD CHAIRS TO
THIS
>> MAN, I WISH WE HAD CHAIRS TO THIS TABLE.
>>
THIS TABLE. >> ONE, TWO, THERE'S THREE AND
ONE.
SO,
ONE. SO, THEY DIDN'T HAVE A LOT OF
FRIENDS.
>>
FRIENDS. >> 100 BUCKS FOR THE WHOLE SET.
>>
>> 100 BUCKS FOR THE WHOLE SET. >> WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? >> IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE A WEIGHT
TOWER.
THEY'RE
TOWER. THEY'RE WORTH 300.
IT'S
THEY'RE WORTH 300. IT'S NOT A BEER, RICKY.
>>
IT'S NOT A BEER, RICKY. >> SO HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT
MUSCLES
>> SO HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT MUSCLES LIKE
>>
>> SOFA
>> SOFA AND COFFEE TABLE.
LANE,
>> SOFA AND COFFEE TABLE. LANE, SOLID WOOD.
IT'S
LANE, SOLID WOOD. IT'S ABOUT 150 FOR BOTH.
AND
IT'S ABOUT 150 FOR BOTH. AND OLD PEOPLE LOVE THEM AND WE
LOVE
AND OLD PEOPLE LOVE THEM AND WE LOVE OLD PEOPLE.
>>
LOVE OLD PEOPLE. >> DOVETAIL DRAWER.
DUNCAN
>> DOVETAIL DRAWER. DUNCAN PHYFE STYLE.
THINK
DUNCAN PHYFE STYLE. THINK WE CAN GET 200 FOR IT.
>>
THINK WE CAN GET 200 FOR IT. >> I KNOW ONE THING.
EVERYTHING
>> I KNOW ONE THING. EVERYTHING IN THIS UNIT IS HEAVY
AS
EVERYTHING IN THIS UNIT IS HEAVY AS HELL.
>>
AS HELL. >> WE GOT A WASHER.
200?
>>
200? >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT?
>>
OH,
OH, WE'RE
OH, WE'RE IN THE MONEY NOW.
>>
OH, WE'RE IN THE MONEY NOW. >> WHAT DO YOU GOT?
>>
OH, WE'RE IN THE MONEY NOW. >> WHAT DO YOU GOT? >> MONEY.
$5
>> WHAT DO YOU GOT? >> MONEY. $5 BILL WITH AN INDIAN ON IT.
I
>> MONEY. $5 BILL WITH AN INDIAN ON IT. I MEAN A NATIVE AMERICAN.
>>
$5 BILL WITH AN INDIAN ON IT. I MEAN A NATIVE AMERICAN. >> I DON'T SEE A DATE.
BUT
I MEAN A NATIVE AMERICAN. >> I DON'T SEE A DATE. BUT IT'S OLD.
>>
>> I DON'T SEE A DATE. BUT IT'S OLD. >> OH, IT'S OLD AS HELL.
>>
BUT IT'S OLD. >> OH, IT'S OLD AS HELL. >> IT'S GOT SITTING BULL ON THE
FRONT.
>>
>> IT'S GOT SITTING BULL ON THE FRONT. >> WE KNOW IT'S WORTH $5.
THAT'S
FRONT. >> WE KNOW IT'S WORTH $5. THAT'S A BURRITO.
WE'RE
>> WE KNOW IT'S WORTH $5. THAT'S A BURRITO. WE'RE HOPING IT'S GONNA COUGH UP
A
THAT'S A BURRITO. WE'RE HOPING IT'S GONNA COUGH UP A COUPLE STEAK DINNERS, DESSERT,
BOTTLE
WE'RE HOPING IT'S GONNA COUGH UP A COUPLE STEAK DINNERS, DESSERT, BOTTLE OF WINE.
MAYBE
A COUPLE STEAK DINNERS, DESSERT, BOTTLE OF WINE. MAYBE ONE OF THOSE REALLY
EXPENSIVE
BOTTLE OF WINE. MAYBE ONE OF THOSE REALLY EXPENSIVE BOTTLES OF WINE?
YOU
MAYBE ONE OF THOSE REALLY EXPENSIVE BOTTLES OF WINE? YOU KNOW?
PINKY
EXPENSIVE BOTTLES OF WINE? YOU KNOW? PINKY IN THE AIR, SIPPING IT
WITH
YOU KNOW? PINKY IN THE AIR, SIPPING IT WITH THE, YOU KNOW?
THE
PINKY IN THE AIR, SIPPING IT WITH THE, YOU KNOW? THE GOOD [bleep].
>>
WITH THE, YOU KNOW? THE GOOD [bleep]. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S LOAD THIS
AND
THE GOOD [bleep]. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S LOAD THIS AND GET OUT OF HERE.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S LOAD THIS AND GET OUT OF HERE. >> YOU GONNA LOAD THOSE WEIGHTS?
>>
AND GET OUT OF HERE. >> YOU GONNA LOAD THOSE WEIGHTS? >> SURE.
>>
>> YOU GONNA LOAD THOSE WEIGHTS? >> SURE. >> WHAT ARE YOU
>>
>> OH,
>>
>> THERE
>> THERE YOU GO.
YOU
>> THERE YOU GO. YOU GOT YOUR TACKLE BOX.
ARCHERY
>> THERE YOU GO. YOU GOT YOUR TACKLE BOX. ARCHERY GEAR.
THERE
YOU GOT YOUR TACKLE BOX. ARCHERY GEAR. THERE MIGHT BE SOME ARCHERY
STUFF
ARCHERY GEAR. THERE MIGHT BE SOME ARCHERY STUFF HIDDEN BACK THERE.
>>
THERE MIGHT BE SOME ARCHERY STUFF HIDDEN BACK THERE. >> COULD BE.
>>
STUFF HIDDEN BACK THERE. >> COULD BE. >> IT'S NOT A HORRIBLE UNIT.
>>
>> COULD BE. >> IT'S NOT A HORRIBLE UNIT. >> WELL, I'M SEEING SOME
APPLIANCES.
THAT'S
>> WELL, I'M SEEING SOME APPLIANCES. THAT'S WHAT I LIKE.
WASHER,
APPLIANCES. THAT'S WHAT I LIKE. WASHER, DRYER, REFRIGERATOR.
IT'S
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE. WASHER, DRYER, REFRIGERATOR. IT'S GOT SOME POTENTIAL.
BINGO,
WASHER, DRYER, REFRIGERATOR. IT'S GOT SOME POTENTIAL. BINGO, THAT'S WHAT I CAME HERE
FOR.
>>
BINGO, THAT'S WHAT I CAME HERE FOR. >> UM, I DON'T THINK THIS IS OUR
UNIT.
THERE'S
>> UM, I DON'T THINK THIS IS OUR UNIT. THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE WE
COULD
UNIT. THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE WE COULD SELL IN OUR STORE, THAT'S
FOR
THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE WE COULD SELL IN OUR STORE, THAT'S FOR SURE.
ARE
COULD SELL IN OUR STORE, THAT'S FOR SURE. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?
>>
FOR SURE. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? >> APPLIANCES, WASHER AND DRYER.
I'M
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? >> APPLIANCES, WASHER AND DRYER. I'M NOT TOO THRILLED ABOUT THAT.
>>
>> APPLIANCES, WASHER AND DRYER. I'M NOT TOO THRILLED ABOUT THAT. >> TREADMILL.
>>
I'M NOT TOO THRILLED ABOUT THAT. >> TREADMILL. >> TREADMILL.
THAT'S
>> TREADMILL. >> TREADMILL. THAT'S WHAT WE CAN PUT YOU ON
IT.
>>
THAT'S WHAT WE CAN PUT YOU ON IT. >> I DON'T NEED IT.
>>
IT. >> I DON'T NEED IT. >> REALLY?
>>
>> I DON'T NEED IT. >> REALLY? >> I'M GOOD.
>>
>> REALLY? >> I'M GOOD. >> OKAY.
>>
>> I'M GOOD. >> OKAY. >> SEE THIS?
THAT'S
>> OKAY. >> SEE THIS? THAT'S BUILT FOR PLEASURE.
NOT
>> SEE THIS? THAT'S BUILT FOR PLEASURE. NOT SPEED.
>>
>> LITTLE
>> LITTLE MISCELLANEOUS UNIT
HERE,
>> LITTLE MISCELLANEOUS UNIT HERE, GOT A $100 BILL.
100,
HERE, GOT A $100 BILL. 100, NOW 200.
>>
100, NOW 200. >> WALT.
200,
>> WALT. 200, NOW 300, 300, 300.
CAN
200, NOW 300, 300, 300. CAN WE GET 300, NOW WANT TO BID
300,
CAN WE GET 300, NOW WANT TO BID 300, NOW 300, 300, 300.
HOW
300, NOW 300, 300, 300. HOW ABOUT 250, WE'LL DO THAT?
>>
HOW ABOUT 250, WE'LL DO THAT? >> WELL, WE CAN'T GO HOME
EMPTY-HANDED.
BRING
EMPTY-HANDED. BRING IT HERE, WALT.
>>
BRING IT HERE, WALT. >> 250. I THOUGHT SO.
NOW
>> 250. I THOUGHT SO. NOW 300, BACK TO YOU.
FOR
NOW 300, BACK TO YOU. FOR 300.
300,
FOR 300. 300, NOW 350.
350
300, NOW 350. 350 IT IS, 350, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
350 IT IS, 350, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 350 GOING ONCE, 350
GOING
GENTLEMEN, 350 GOING ONCE, 350 GOING TWICE, I SOLD IT RIGHT
HERE,
GOING TWICE, I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $300.
RIGHT
HERE, $300. RIGHT HERE, 300.
>>
RIGHT HERE, 300. >> WELL, I CAN MAKE SOME MONEY
OFF
>> WELL, I CAN MAKE SOME MONEY OFF THESE APPLIANCES AND THERE'S
SOME
OFF THESE APPLIANCES AND THERE'S SOME BONUS STUFF IN THERE.
>>
>> OKAY,
>> OKAY, I GOT AN IDEA TO
SALVAGE
>> OKAY, I GOT AN IDEA TO SALVAGE THE DAY.
>>
>> OKAY, I GOT AN IDEA TO SALVAGE THE DAY. >> WHAT?
>>
SALVAGE THE DAY. >> WHAT? >> LET'S GO BUY A COUPLE PIECES
FROM
>> WHAT? >> LET'S GO BUY A COUPLE PIECES FROM LESA.
>>
>> LET'S GO BUY A COUPLE PIECES FROM LESA. >> UM, GOOD LUCK.
YOU
FROM LESA. >> UM, GOOD LUCK. YOU ALREADY PISSED HER OFF.
ARE
>> UM, GOOD LUCK. YOU ALREADY PISSED HER OFF. ARE YOU KIDDING?
PHBBT!
THIS
ARE YOU KIDDING? PHBBT! THIS IS STRAIGHT UP A BAD IDEA.
>>
PHBBT! THIS IS STRAIGHT UP A BAD IDEA. >> HURRY.
>>
THIS IS STRAIGHT UP A BAD IDEA. >> HURRY. >> EASY, EASY.
WE'RE
>> HURRY. >> EASY, EASY. WE'RE ABOUT TO LOAD LESA'S
INSTRUMENT
>> EASY, EASY. WE'RE ABOUT TO LOAD LESA'S INSTRUMENT LOCKER.
YOU
WE'RE ABOUT TO LOAD LESA'S INSTRUMENT LOCKER. YOU KNOW THE ONE.
WITH
INSTRUMENT LOCKER. YOU KNOW THE ONE. WITH THE GIANT PIANO.
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS IS WHAT I REALLY LIKED.
THIS
>> THIS IS WHAT I REALLY LIKED. THIS IS REALLY NICE.
[saws
THIS IS REALLY NICE. [saws bow on strings]
>>
[saws bow on strings] >> SOUND GOOD TO ME.
>>
>> SOUND GOOD TO ME. >> [laughs]
I
>> [laughs] I THINK 100 BUCKS WOULD BE
A
I THINK 100 BUCKS WOULD BE A GOOD PRICE FOR THIS.
IT'S
A GOOD PRICE FOR THIS. IT'S A NICE LITTLE OFFICE
PICTURE.
1979.
50
1979. 50 BUCKS.
I'M
50 BUCKS. I'M SURE.
>>
I'M SURE. >> UH-OH, YOU GOT COMPANY.
>>
>> UH-OH, YOU GOT COMPANY. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN "COMPANY"?
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU GOT YOUR FAVORITE
FRIENDS.
>>
>> YOU GOT YOUR FAVORITE FRIENDS. >> OH, [bleep], REALLY?
>>
FRIENDS. >> OH, [bleep], REALLY? >> [laughs]
>>
>> OH, [bleep], REALLY? >> [laughs] >> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
>>
>> [laughs] >> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? >> HOW'D YOU GUYS DO IN HERE?
>>
>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? >> HOW'D YOU GUYS DO IN HERE? >> HEY, HEY, HEY, GET OUT OF
HERE.
NO,
>> HEY, HEY, HEY, GET OUT OF HERE. NO, NO, YOU NEED TO GET OUT.
YOU
HERE. NO, NO, YOU NEED TO GET OUT. YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF MY STUFF.
ALL
NO, NO, YOU NEED TO GET OUT. YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF MY STUFF. ALL RIGHT?
>>
YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF MY STUFF. ALL RIGHT? >> OKAY, HEY,
>>
ALL RIGHT? >> OKAY, HEY, >> WHY ARE YOU HERE?
>>
>> OKAY, HEY, >> WHY ARE YOU HERE? >> WE'RE HERE TO MAKE PEACE.
WE
>> WHY ARE YOU HERE? >> WE'RE HERE TO MAKE PEACE. WE THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD BUY
SOME
>> WE'RE HERE TO MAKE PEACE. WE THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD BUY SOME STUFF FROM YOU.
>>
WE THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD BUY SOME STUFF FROM YOU. >> YEAH, YOU GUYS GOT TO SELL
THIS
SOME STUFF FROM YOU. >> YEAH, YOU GUYS GOT TO SELL THIS STUFF ANYWAY, RIGHT?
>>
>> YEAH, YOU GUYS GOT TO SELL THIS STUFF ANYWAY, RIGHT? >> IT'S ALL FOR SALE.
>>
THIS STUFF ANYWAY, RIGHT? >> IT'S ALL FOR SALE. >> HOW MUCH FOR THAT ROCKER?
>>
>> IT'S ALL FOR SALE. >> HOW MUCH FOR THAT ROCKER? >> 500 BUCKS.
>>
>> HOW MUCH FOR THAT ROCKER? >> 500 BUCKS. >> WHAT ABOUT THAT GOLD MIRROR
FRAME
>> 500 BUCKS. >> WHAT ABOUT THAT GOLD MIRROR FRAME THING OVER THERE?
>>
>> WHAT ABOUT THAT GOLD MIRROR FRAME THING OVER THERE? >> 500 BUCKS.
>>
FRAME THING OVER THERE? >> 500 BUCKS. >> OKAY, SERIOUSLY, IS THERE
ANYTHING
>> 500 BUCKS. >> OKAY, SERIOUSLY, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SELL US?
>>
>> OKAY, SERIOUSLY, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SELL US? >> HERE, I'LL SELL YOU THIS
LAMP.
>>
>> HERE, I'LL SELL YOU THIS LAMP. >> OKAY.
>>
LAMP. >> OKAY. >> HOW MUCH?
>>
>> OKAY. >> HOW MUCH? >> 10 BUCKS.
>>
>> HOW MUCH? >> 10 BUCKS. >> WE THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD
IDEA.
MAYBE
>> WE THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA. MAYBE BUY SOME STUFF, GIVE YOU
SOME
IDEA. MAYBE BUY SOME STUFF, GIVE YOU SOME MONEY.
>>
>> Y'ALL
>> Y'ALL FORGOT YOUR LAMP.
>>
>> TERRIBLE IDEA.
>>
>> WE
>> WE DON'T WANT IT.
>>
>> WE DON'T WANT IT. >> HEY, YOU FORGOT YOUR LAMP!
THAT'S
>> WE DON'T WANT IT. >> HEY, YOU FORGOT YOUR LAMP! THAT'S ONE WAY OF GETTING THEM
OUT
>> HEY, YOU FORGOT YOUR LAMP! THAT'S ONE WAY OF GETTING THEM OUT OF HERE.
>>
THAT'S ONE WAY OF GETTING THEM OUT OF HERE. >> [laughs]
>>
OUT OF HERE. >> [laughs] >> LORD HAVE MERCY.
BYE-BYE.
>> [laughs] >> LORD HAVE MERCY. BYE-BYE. [laughs]
OH,
>> LORD HAVE MERCY. BYE-BYE. [laughs] OH, YEAH.
ALL
ALL RIGHT, LET'S LOOK IN THIS
BOX
ALL RIGHT, LET'S LOOK IN THIS BOX AND SEE WHY IT SAYS "VERY
FRAGILE."
OOH,
FRAGILE." OOH, LORD HAVE MERCY.
YEP.
THIS
YEP. THIS IS A GOOD BOX.
THESE
THIS IS A GOOD BOX. THESE ARE REAL NICE COLLECTIBLE
PIECES,
THESE ARE REAL NICE COLLECTIBLE PIECES, JERRY.
JERRY,
PIECES, JERRY. JERRY, BE CAREFUL WITH THIS,
OKAY?
THIS
OKAY? THIS IS ABOUT A $500 BOX.
LOOK
THIS IS ABOUT A $500 BOX. LOOK WHAT IT SAYS, "VERY
FRAGILE."
JERRY!
FRAGILE." JERRY! COME HERE.
OOH,
JERRY! COME HERE. OOH, THIS IS A PIANO.
OH,
OOH, THIS IS A PIANO. OH, CRAP.
BROKEN
OH, CRAP. BROKEN KEYS.
[gasps]
OH,
[gasps] OH, MY GOD, AND IT'S A HAMMOND.
>>
OH, MY GOD, AND IT'S A HAMMOND. >> A HAMMOND WHAT?
>>
>> A HAMMOND WHAT? >> I LIKE HAM AND CHEESE.
>>
>> I LIKE HAM AND CHEESE. >> THIS WOULD HAVE LOOKED REALLY
NICE
>> THIS WOULD HAVE LOOKED REALLY NICE IN THE FRONT OF THE STORE.
BRINGING
NICE IN THE FRONT OF THE STORE. BRINGING ALL THE CUSTOMERS IN.
NOW
BRINGING ALL THE CUSTOMERS IN. NOW LOOK.
[laughs]
NOW LOOK. [laughs] WHAT?
ARE
[laughs] WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS, JERRY?
ALL
ARE YOU SERIOUS, JERRY? ALL RIGHT, YOU FIND ME THAT
SPECIAL
ALL RIGHT, YOU FIND ME THAT SPECIAL BUYER.
I'M
SPECIAL BUYER. I'M THINKING BROKEN KEYS, 1,000
BUCKS.
ROCKING
BUCKS. ROCKING CHAIRS, $100 ALL DAY
LONG.
>>
LONG. >> OH, [bleep], WHAT IS THIS?
>>
>> OH, [bleep], WHAT IS THIS? >> WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
>>
>> WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? >> I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE
>> I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE A PIECE OF THE ORGAN.
>>
MAYBE A PIECE OF THE ORGAN. >> OMG.
I
>> OMG. I DON'T THINK IT'S ANY PIECE OF
THE
I DON'T THINK IT'S ANY PIECE OF THE ORGAN, JERRY.
BUT
THE ORGAN, JERRY. BUT DON'T ASK ME WHAT IT IS.
>>
BUT DON'T ASK ME WHAT IT IS. >> WHAT IS IT?
>>
>> WHAT IS IT? >> I JUST TOLD YOU NOT TO ASK
ME.
THE
ME. THE TABULATING MACHINE?
1918?
>>
1918? >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT
"TABULATING"
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT "TABULATING" MEANS.
>>
"TABULATING" MEANS. >> IT'S GOT MOVING PARTS, THAT'S
ALL
>> IT'S GOT MOVING PARTS, THAT'S ALL I KNOW.
I
ALL I KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
I
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS. I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT EITHER.
I
I FEEL
I FEEL CLUELESS RIGHT NOW.
BUT
I FEEL CLUELESS RIGHT NOW. BUT I KNOW SOMETHING THAT OLD
HAS
I FEEL CLUELESS RIGHT NOW. BUT I KNOW SOMETHING THAT OLD HAS GOT TO BE WORTH SOME
DOLLARS.
LET'S
HAS GOT TO BE WORTH SOME DOLLARS. LET'S PUT THAT IN THE TRUCK.
'CAUSE
DOLLARS. LET'S PUT THAT IN THE TRUCK. 'CAUSE I NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT
THIS
LET'S PUT THAT IN THE TRUCK. 'CAUSE I NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT THIS IS.
>>
'CAUSE I NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT THIS IS. >> OKAY. WE'LL FIND OUT.
>>
THIS IS. >> OKAY. WE'LL FIND OUT. >> I ENDED UP WITH A UNIT FULL
OF
>> OKAY. WE'LL FIND OUT. >> I ENDED UP WITH A UNIT FULL OF APPLIANCES.
IT
>> I ENDED UP WITH A UNIT FULL OF APPLIANCES. IT COULD BE A LOT OF FUN.
LET'S
LET'S SEE
LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE HERE.
EXCELLENT
LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE HERE. EXCELLENT BRAND.
IT'S
EXCELLENT BRAND. IT'S GONNA NEED A LITTLE
CLEANING.
THERE'S
CLEANING. THERE'S 300 BUCKS RIGHT THERE,
ALL
THERE'S 300 BUCKS RIGHT THERE, ALL DAY.
JUNK.
WELL,
JUNK. WELL, HERE'S A NICE WASHER AND
DRYER
WELL, HERE'S A NICE WASHER AND DRYER SET.
THAT'S
DRYER SET. THAT'S 300 BUCKS.
SO,
THAT'S 300 BUCKS. SO, I GOT HALF A DEER HERE.
IT'S
SO, I GOT HALF A DEER HERE. IT'S PART OF A DEER TARGET FOR
ARCHERY
IT'S PART OF A DEER TARGET FOR ARCHERY HUNTERS.
OH,
ARCHERY HUNTERS. OH, WAIT A MINUTE, HERE'S THAT
OTHER
OH, WAIT A MINUTE, HERE'S THAT OTHER PIECE.
I
OTHER PIECE. I DON'T HAVE HALF A DEER.
I
I DON'T HAVE HALF A DEER. I GOT A WHOLE DEER.
PUT
I GOT A WHOLE DEER. PUT IT DOWN LIKE THAT.
PUT
PUT IT DOWN LIKE THAT. PUT THAT IN YOUR YARD.
200
PUT THAT IN YOUR YARD. 200 BUCKS.
WHAT
200 BUCKS. WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
I'M
WHAT DO YOU KNOW? I'M RIGHT ON TARGET FOR A BIG
PROFIT.
LET'S
PROFIT. LET'S SEE.
WELL,
LET'S SEE. WELL, THERE'S A HACKSAW.
THIS
WELL, THERE'S A HACKSAW. THIS IS FOR CLEANING DEER.
CUT
THIS IS FOR CLEANING DEER. CUT THROUGH THE BONES.
CUT
CUT THROUGH THE BONES. CUT THE LEGS OFF.
WELL,
CUT THE LEGS OFF. WELL, NOW THAT'S A KNIFE RIGHT
THERE.
BOY,
THERE. BOY, THESE THINGS ARE SHARP TOO.
LOOK
BOY, THESE THINGS ARE SHARP TOO. LOOK AT THERE.
THAT'S
LOOK AT THERE. THAT'S SHARP, MAN. [whooshes]
OKAY,
THAT'S SHARP, MAN. [whooshes] OKAY, JUST GUESSTIMATING,
100
OKAY, JUST GUESSTIMATING, 100 BUCKS, EASY.
ALL
ALL RIGHT, I FOUND SOMETHING
INTERESTING
ALL RIGHT, I FOUND SOMETHING INTERESTING BACK HERE NOW.
NOW
ALL RIGHT, I FOUND SOMETHING INTERESTING BACK HERE NOW. NOW THIS IS A BAD BOY RIGHT
HERE'S
HERE'S WHAT THEY WERE SHOOTING
AT
HERE'S WHAT THEY WERE SHOOTING AT THAT DEER WITH--
A
HERE'S WHAT THEY WERE SHOOTING AT THAT DEER WITH-- A CROSSBOW.
ACTUALLY,
AT THAT DEER WITH-- A CROSSBOW. ACTUALLY, THIS IS USED FOR
FISHING,
A CROSSBOW. ACTUALLY, THIS IS USED FOR FISHING, 'CAUSE THIS THING HERE
GOES
ACTUALLY, THIS IS USED FOR FISHING, 'CAUSE THIS THING HERE GOES ONTO THE END OF A REEL.
THERE
FISHING, 'CAUSE THIS THING HERE GOES ONTO THE END OF A REEL. THERE IT IS, RIGHT THERE.
AND
GOES ONTO THE END OF A REEL. THERE IT IS, RIGHT THERE. AND YOU SHOOT THE FISH.
IT'S
THERE IT IS, RIGHT THERE. AND YOU SHOOT THE FISH. IT'S LIKE AN ARROW ON A FISHING
POLE.
NOW,
IT'S LIKE AN ARROW ON A FISHING POLE. NOW, IF THIS THING WORKS, I'M
GONNA
POLE. NOW, IF THIS THING WORKS, I'M GONNA CATCH ME A BIG, FAT MONEY
FISH.
EVERYBODY
GONNA CATCH ME A BIG, FAT MONEY FISH. EVERYBODY READY.
ALL
FISH. EVERYBODY READY. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
TEST
EVERYBODY READY. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. TEST FIRE.
THREE,
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. TEST FIRE. THREE, TWO, ONE.
NOTHING.
WE
THREE, TWO, ONE. NOTHING. WE GOT NOTHING, FOLKS.
OKAY,
NOTHING. WE GOT NOTHING, FOLKS. OKAY, OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT DOING
SOMETHING
WE GOT NOTHING, FOLKS. OKAY, OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT DOING SOMETHING RIGHT.
THIS
OKAY, OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT DOING SOMETHING RIGHT. THIS IS REALLY NOT A TOY.
IT
SOMETHING RIGHT. THIS IS REALLY NOT A TOY. IT CAN BE VERY DEADLY.
SO,
THIS IS REALLY NOT A TOY. IT CAN BE VERY DEADLY. SO, I'M GONNA PUT IT UP FOR
RIGHT
IT CAN BE VERY DEADLY. SO, I'M GONNA PUT IT UP FOR RIGHT NOW.
AND
SO, I'M GONNA PUT IT UP FOR RIGHT NOW. AND TAKE IT TO SOMEBODY THAT CAN
SHOW
RIGHT NOW. AND TAKE IT TO SOMEBODY THAT CAN SHOW ME ACTUALLY HOW TO FIRE
THIS
AND TAKE IT TO SOMEBODY THAT CAN SHOW ME ACTUALLY HOW TO FIRE THIS THING.
I'LL
SHOW ME ACTUALLY HOW TO FIRE THIS THING. I'LL LEARN HOW TO SHOOT THIS
THING,
THIS THING. I'LL LEARN HOW TO SHOOT THIS THING, AND HOPEFULLY I'LL PICK
UP
I'LL LEARN HOW TO SHOOT THIS THING, AND HOPEFULLY I'LL PICK UP A FEW EXTRA HUNDRED BUCKS
ALONG
THING, AND HOPEFULLY I'LL PICK UP A FEW EXTRA HUNDRED BUCKS ALONG THE
>>
>> BUBBA
>> BUBBA AND I FOUND THIS
$5
>> BUBBA AND I FOUND THIS $5 BILL WITH SITTING BULL ON IT.
WE'RE
>> BUBBA AND I FOUND THIS $5 BILL WITH SITTING BULL ON IT. WE'RE TAKING IT TO FORT WORTH
COIN
$5 BILL WITH SITTING BULL ON IT. WE'RE TAKING IT TO FORT WORTH COIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT IF IT'S
WORTH
WE'RE TAKING IT TO FORT WORTH COIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT IF IT'S WORTH MORE THAN FIVE BUCKS.
>>
COIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT IF IT'S WORTH MORE THAN FIVE BUCKS. >> I NEED TO PULL IT OUT OF HERE
TO
WORTH MORE THAN FIVE BUCKS. >> I NEED TO PULL IT OUT OF HERE TO TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
IS
>> I NEED TO PULL IT OUT OF HERE TO TAKE A LOOK AT IT. IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
>>
TO TAKE A LOOK AT IT. IS THAT ALL RIGHT? >> YEAH.
WHATEVER
IS THAT ALL RIGHT? >> YEAH. WHATEVER YOU NEED TO DO.
>>
>> YEAH. WHATEVER YOU NEED TO DO. >> ALL RIGHT.
OKAY,
WHATEVER YOU NEED TO DO. >> ALL RIGHT. OKAY, SO, WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS
A
>> ALL RIGHT. OKAY, SO, WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS A $5 SILVER CERTIFICATE.
THIS
OKAY, SO, WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS A $5 SILVER CERTIFICATE. THIS PARTICULAR BILL IS UNUSUAL
IN
A $5 SILVER CERTIFICATE. THIS PARTICULAR BILL IS UNUSUAL IN THAT IT HAS ON IT
CHIEF
THIS PARTICULAR BILL IS UNUSUAL IN THAT IT HAS ON IT CHIEF RUNNING ANTELOPE.
>>
IN THAT IT HAS ON IT CHIEF RUNNING ANTELOPE. >> OH, I THOUGHT IT WAS SITTING
BULL.
>>
>> OH, I THOUGHT IT WAS SITTING BULL. >> NO.
>>
BULL. >> NO. >> RUNNING ANTELOPE?
I
>> NO. >> RUNNING ANTELOPE? I WANT A COOL NAME LIKE THAT.
LIKE,
>> RUNNING ANTELOPE? I WANT A COOL NAME LIKE THAT. LIKE, JUMPING HORSE OR...
PANTHER
I WANT A COOL NAME LIKE THAT. LIKE, JUMPING HORSE OR... PANTHER PAW.
[paw
LIKE, JUMPING HORSE OR... PANTHER PAW. [paw swiping]
OR
PANTHER PAW. [paw swiping] OR KARATE HAWK.
[hawk
[paw swiping] OR KARATE HAWK. [hawk screeches]
KARATE
OR KARATE HAWK. [hawk screeches] KARATE HAWK.
>>
[hawk screeches] KARATE HAWK. >> THIS PARTICULAR CHIEF'S
HEADDRESS
KARATE HAWK. >> THIS PARTICULAR CHIEF'S HEADDRESS CAUSED QUITE A
COMMOTION.
THE
HEADDRESS CAUSED QUITE A COMMOTION. THE NATIVE DRESS OF THE SIOUX
WAS
COMMOTION. THE NATIVE DRESS OF THE SIOUX WAS A VERY TALL-FEATHERED
HEADDRESS,
THE NATIVE DRESS OF THE SIOUX WAS A VERY TALL-FEATHERED HEADDRESS, WHICH WOULDN'T FIT ON
THIS
WAS A VERY TALL-FEATHERED HEADDRESS, WHICH WOULDN'T FIT ON THIS SPACE.
SO,
HEADDRESS, WHICH WOULDN'T FIT ON THIS SPACE. SO, INSTEAD HE SUBSTITUTED
A
THIS SPACE. SO, INSTEAD HE SUBSTITUTED A PAWNEE HEADDRESS, WHICH WAS
A
SO, INSTEAD HE SUBSTITUTED A PAWNEE HEADDRESS, WHICH WAS A RIVAL TRIBE.
SO,
A PAWNEE HEADDRESS, WHICH WAS A RIVAL TRIBE. SO, IT WAS A MAJOR CULTURAL FAUX
PAS.
>>
SO, IT WAS A MAJOR CULTURAL FAUX PAS. >> THAT'S PRETTY DANG BAD.
IF
PAS. >> THAT'S PRETTY DANG BAD. IF I WAS SIOUX, I'D SUE.
>>
>> THAT'S PRETTY DANG BAD. IF I WAS SIOUX, I'D SUE. >> A BILL OF THIS SAME TYPE,
LAST
IF I WAS SIOUX, I'D SUE. >> A BILL OF THIS SAME TYPE, LAST AUGUST, SOLD FOR OVER
$38,000.
>>
LAST AUGUST, SOLD FOR OVER $38,000. >> DO YOU THINK YOU OUGHT TO SIT
THAT
$38,000. >> DO YOU THINK YOU OUGHT TO SIT THAT BACK DOWN AND LET'S NOT
HANDLE
>> DO YOU THINK YOU OUGHT TO SIT THAT BACK DOWN AND LET'S NOT HANDLE IT?
>>
THAT BACK DOWN AND LET'S NOT HANDLE IT? >> THE BILL WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT
HANDLE IT? >> THE BILL WE WERE TALKING ABOUT WAS IN CONSIDERABLY
DIFFERENT
>> THE BILL WE WERE TALKING ABOUT WAS IN CONSIDERABLY DIFFERENT SHAPE THAN THIS ONE.
THIS
ABOUT WAS IN CONSIDERABLY DIFFERENT SHAPE THAN THIS ONE. THIS ONE DOES HAVE A FOLD DOWN
THE
DIFFERENT SHAPE THAN THIS ONE. THIS ONE DOES HAVE A FOLD DOWN THE MIDDLE AS YOU CAN SEE.
IT
THIS ONE DOES HAVE A FOLD DOWN THE MIDDLE AS YOU CAN SEE. IT HAS DISCOLORATION.
THE
THE VALUE
THE VALUE OF THIS WOULD BE $300.
>>
THE VALUE OF THIS WOULD BE $300. >> 300?
IT
>> 300? IT GOES FROM 38,000 TO 300?
>>
IT GOES FROM 38,000 TO 300? >> YEAH.
AT
>> YEAH. AT LEAST IT'S NOT $5.
MANY
MANY THANKS, CHIEF RUNNING
ANTELOPE.
>>
MANY THANKS, CHIEF RUNNING ANTELOPE. >> DO YOU THINK WE CAN GET MORE
MONEY
ANTELOPE. >> DO YOU THINK WE CAN GET MORE MONEY IF WE MARKET THAT AS BILL
CLINTON
>> DO YOU THINK WE CAN GET MORE MONEY IF WE MARKET THAT AS BILL CLINTON IN A HEADDRESS?
>>
MONEY IF WE MARKET THAT AS BILL CLINTON IN A HEADDRESS? >> I THINK YOU'D GET LESS FOR
IT,
CLINTON IN A HEADDRESS? >> I THINK YOU'D GET LESS FOR IT, ACTUALLY.
>>
>> I THINK YOU'D GET LESS FOR IT, ACTUALLY. >> OOH, REPUBLICAN.
>>
>> WE'RE
>> WE'RE AT LULA B'S TO GET
THE
>> WE'RE AT LULA B'S TO GET THE ANSWERS TO TWO QUESTIONS.
ONE,
ONE, WHAT
ONE, WHAT IS A TABULATING
MACHINE?
AND
ONE, WHAT IS A TABULATING MACHINE? AND TWO, HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH?
HEY,
MACHINE? AND TWO, HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH? HEY, LONG TIME NO SEE.
>>
AND TWO, HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH? HEY, LONG TIME NO SEE. >> IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME.
GOOD
HEY, LONG TIME NO SEE. >> IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME. GOOD TO SEE YOU, LESA.
>>
>> IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME. GOOD TO SEE YOU, LESA. >> HOW YOU BEEN DOING?
>>
GOOD TO SEE YOU, LESA. >> HOW YOU BEEN DOING? >> GOOD.
>>
>> HOW YOU BEEN DOING? >> GOOD. >> WELL, WE BROUGHT YOU
SOMETHING
>> GOOD. >> WELL, WE BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING VERY INTERESTING
TODAY.
BUT
SOMETHING VERY INTERESTING TODAY. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
>>
TODAY. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. >> WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S
A
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. >> WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S A TABULATING MACHINE.
>>
>> WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S A TABULATING MACHINE. >> WE GOT THAT MUCH.
>>
A TABULATING MACHINE. >> WE GOT THAT MUCH. >> YEAH, WE CAN READ. [laughs]
>>
>> WE GOT THAT MUCH. >> YEAH, WE CAN READ. [laughs] >> WE GOT THAT MUCH.
>>
>> YEAH, WE CAN READ. [laughs] >> WE GOT THAT MUCH. >> ACTUALLY, THIS WHOLE
TABULATING
>> WE GOT THAT MUCH. >> ACTUALLY, THIS WHOLE TABULATING SYSTEM, OF WHICH THIS
IS
>> ACTUALLY, THIS WHOLE TABULATING SYSTEM, OF WHICH THIS IS THE CARD PUNCHER, WAS FIRST
USED
TABULATING SYSTEM, OF WHICH THIS IS THE CARD PUNCHER, WAS FIRST USED IN THE 1890 CENSUS.
DEVELOPED
IS THE CARD PUNCHER, WAS FIRST USED IN THE 1890 CENSUS. DEVELOPED FOR THAT.
>>
USED IN THE 1890 CENSUS. DEVELOPED FOR THAT. >> SO THIS IS REALLY OLD.
>>
DEVELOPED FOR THAT. >> SO THIS IS REALLY OLD. >> YEAH.
>>
>> SO THIS IS REALLY OLD. >> YEAH. >> LIKE, THIS IS FROM
THE
>> YEAH. >> LIKE, THIS IS FROM THE BEGINNING ALMOST.
>>
>> LIKE, THIS IS FROM THE BEGINNING ALMOST. >> FROM THE BEGINNING OF DATA
PROCESSING.
THE
>> FROM THE BEGINNING OF DATA PROCESSING. THE FIRST GENERATION OF NOT
DOING
PROCESSING. THE FIRST GENERATION OF NOT DOING THINGS MANUALLY.
AND
THE FIRST GENERATION OF NOT DOING THINGS MANUALLY. AND IT COULD TABULATE A LOT OF
DIFFERENT
DOING THINGS MANUALLY. AND IT COULD TABULATE A LOT OF DIFFERENT THINGS.
LIKE
AND IT COULD TABULATE A LOT OF DIFFERENT THINGS. LIKE MALE OR FEMALE INHABITANTS,
CHILDREN.
>>
LIKE MALE OR FEMALE INHABITANTS, CHILDREN. >> YOU COULD EVEN CALCULATE HOW
MANY
CHILDREN. >> YOU COULD EVEN CALCULATE HOW MANY YEARS Y'ALL BEEN MARRIED.
>>
>> YOU COULD EVEN CALCULATE HOW MANY YEARS Y'ALL BEEN MARRIED. >> both: WHO?
>>
MANY YEARS Y'ALL BEEN MARRIED. >> both: WHO? >> WHO?
>>
>> both: WHO? >> WHO? >> NO, I DON'T THI--NO, NO, NO.
>>
>> WHO? >> NO, I DON'T THI--NO, NO, NO. >> NO, NO.
THAT
>> NO, I DON'T THI--NO, NO, NO. >> NO, NO. THAT BE MY WORST NIGHTMARE.
NO.
>>
THAT BE MY WORST NIGHTMARE. NO. >> NO.
>>
NO. >> NO. >> OH, I SEE.
>>
>> NO. >> OH, I SEE. >> HELL, NAH.
>>
>> OH, I SEE. >> HELL, NAH. >> SAY YOU'RE MARRIED TO SOMEONE
ELSE.
>>
>> SAY YOU'RE MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE. >> OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
OKAY,
ELSE. >> OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. OKAY, LET ME JUST GET TO MONEY.
HOW
>> OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. OKAY, LET ME JUST GET TO MONEY. HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH?
THAT'S
OKAY, LET ME JUST GET TO MONEY. HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH? THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
>>
>> I
>> I GUESS WITH ITS CONDITION--
IT'S
>> I GUESS WITH ITS CONDITION-- IT'S MISSING THESE FILLERS ON
THE
IT'S MISSING THESE FILLERS ON THE KEYS.
BUT
THE KEYS. BUT IT'S PROBABLY $600 TO $800.
>>
BUT IT'S PROBABLY $600 TO $800. >> OH, WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S
>> OH, WELL, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'LL
THAT'S GREAT. THAT'LL KEEP ME IN CHEAP PERFUME
AND
THAT'LL KEEP ME IN CHEAP PERFUME AND BOOZE FOR AT LEAST A MONTH.
THANK
AND BOOZE FOR AT LEAST A MONTH. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THANK
THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU.
>>
THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU, JERRY.
>>
>> THANK YOU, JERRY. >> GOD
>>
>> I
>> I FOUND A FISHING CROSSBOW IN
MY
>> I FOUND A FISHING CROSSBOW IN MY LOCKER.
I'M
>> I FOUND A FISHING CROSSBOW IN MY LOCKER. I'M TAKING IT TO GARREN,
A
MY LOCKER. I'M TAKING IT TO GARREN, A FISHING GUY AT LAKE WORTH.
HOPEFULLY,
I'M TAKING IT TO GARREN, A FISHING GUY AT LAKE WORTH. HOPEFULLY, HE CAN SHOW ME HOW TO
WORK
A FISHING GUY AT LAKE WORTH. HOPEFULLY, HE CAN SHOW ME HOW TO WORK THIS THING.
THIS
HOPEFULLY, HE CAN SHOW ME HOW TO WORK THIS THING. THIS THING IS KIND OF A MESS
RIGHT
WORK THIS THING. THIS THING IS KIND OF A MESS RIGHT NOW.
IT'S
THIS THING IS KIND OF A MESS RIGHT NOW. IT'S A LITTLE BIT TANGLED UP.
WELL,
RIGHT NOW. IT'S A LITTLE BIT TANGLED UP. WELL, A LOT TANGLED UP.
>>
IT'S A LITTLE BIT TANGLED UP. WELL, A LOT TANGLED UP. >> DID YOU DO THIS?
DID
WELL, A LOT TANGLED UP. >> DID YOU DO THIS? DID YOU TANGLE THIS?
HAVE
>> DID YOU DO THIS? DID YOU TANGLE THIS? HAVE YOU ALREADY TRIED TO USE
THIS,
DID YOU TANGLE THIS? HAVE YOU ALREADY TRIED TO USE THIS, RUDY, WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING
WHAT
HAVE YOU ALREADY TRIED TO USE THIS, RUDY, WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
>>
THIS, RUDY, WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHAT YOU'RE DOING? >> NO, I HAVEN'T TRIED TO USE
IT.
IT
>> NO, I HAVEN'T TRIED TO USE IT. IT WAS ALL TANGLED UP WHEN I GOT
IT.
>>
IT WAS ALL TANGLED UP WHEN I GOT IT. >> YOU WOULDN'T LIE TO ME WOULD
YOU?
>>
>> YOU WOULDN'T LIE TO ME WOULD YOU? >> YES, I WOULD.
>>
YOU? >> YES, I WOULD. >> OKAY.
WELL,
>> YES, I WOULD. >> OKAY. WELL, I CAN TELL BY LOOKIN
IT
>> OKAY. WELL, I CAN TELL BY LOOKIN IT LOOKS COMPLETE.
SO
WELL, I CAN TELL BY LOOKIN IT LOOKS COMPLETE. SO YOU'RE GOOD TO GO THERE.
SO
IT LOOKS COMPLETE. SO YOU'RE GOOD TO GO THERE. SO LET'S GIVE THIS A TRY AND
HOPEFULLY
SO YOU'RE GOOD TO GO THERE. SO LET'S GIVE THIS A TRY AND HOPEFULLY IT'LL WORK.
>>
SO LET'S GIVE THIS A TRY AND HOPEFULLY IT'LL WORK. >> ALL RIGHT.
AND
HOPEFULLY IT'LL WORK. >> ALL RIGHT. AND I'M GONNA FIRE IN ONE, TWO,
THREE.
WHOO
AND I'M GONNA FIRE IN ONE, TWO, THREE. WHOO HOO!
ALL
THREE. WHOO HOO! ALL RIGHT, WELL, NOW THAT WE
KNOW
WHOO HOO! ALL RIGHT, WELL, NOW THAT WE KNOW THAT IT WORKS, GARREN.
HOW
ALL RIGHT, WELL, NOW THAT WE KNOW THAT IT WORKS, GARREN. HOW MUCH FOR THIS BAD BOY?
>>
>> IF
>> IF YOU
>> IF YOU FOUND SOMEBODY NEEDING
THIS
>> IF YOU FOUND SOMEBODY NEEDING THIS RIG, PROBABLY GET 450 FOR
IT.
>>
IT. >> WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT.
>>
ABOUT. >> GOOD FIND.
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS IS ALL GRAVY ON
THE
>> THIS IS ALL GRAVY ON THE CAKE.
>>
>> THIS IS ALL GRAVY ON THE CAKE. >> AS THEY SAY IN BOW FISHING,
IF
THE CAKE. >> AS THEY SAY IN BOW FISHING, IF THE FISH AIN'T BITING, FORCE
FEED
>> AS THEY SAY IN BOW FISHING, IF THE FISH AIN'T BITING, FORCE FEED THEM.
>>
IF THE FISH AIN'T BITING, FORCE FEED THEM. >> LET'S DO IT.
>>
FEED THEM. >> LET'S DO IT. >> THERE'S ONE.
GET
>> LET'S DO IT. >> THERE'S ONE. GET HIM, RUDY.
>>
>> THERE'S ONE. GET HIM, RUDY. >> GET HIM?
>>
GET HIM, RUDY. >> GET HIM? >> I THINK YOU MISSED.
>>
>> GET HIM? >> I THINK YOU MISSED. >> GET HIM?
>>
>> I THINK YOU MISSED. >> GET HIM? >> I DON'T THINK SO.
>>
>> GET HIM? >> I DON'T THINK SO. >> THERE'S TWO OF THEM.
I
>> I DON'T THINK SO. >> THERE'S TWO OF THEM. I GOT HIM.
I
>> THERE'S TWO OF THEM. I GOT HIM. I GOT THAT BAD BOY.
>>
I GOT HIM. I GOT THAT BAD BOY. >> FINALLY.
>>
I GOT THAT BAD BOY. >> FINALLY. >> YES, SIREE.
>>
>> FINALLY. >> YES, SIREE. >> FINALLY.
OH,
>> YES, SIREE. >> FINALLY. OH, A LONGNOSE GAR, GOOD DEAL.
>>
>> FINALLY. OH, A LONGNOSE GAR, GOOD DEAL. >> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
>>
>> THE
>> THE LOOT IN LONGVIEW GOES TO
RUDY
>> THE LOOT IN LONGVIEW GOES TO RUDY CASTRO, WHOSE HUNTING
AND
>> THE LOOT IN LONGVIEW GOES TO RUDY CASTRO, WHOSE HUNTING AND FISHING UNIT REELED IN
1,050
RUDY CASTRO, WHOSE HUNTING AND FISHING UNIT REELED IN 1,050 BUCKS.
RICKY
AND FISHING UNIT REELED IN 1,050 BUCKS. RICKY AND BUBBA'S OLD $5 BILL
EARNED
1,050 BUCKS. RICKY AND BUBBA'S OLD $5 BILL EARNED THEM 575 BUCKS IN TODAY'S
MONEY.
LESA
EARNED THEM 575 BUCKS IN TODAY'S MONEY. LESA LEWIS PLAYED ROUGH AND
PUSHED
MONEY. LESA LEWIS PLAYED ROUGH AND PUSHED HER WAY TO A $400 PROFIT.
WHILE
WHILE JENNY AND MARY GOT
BOUNCED.
>>
BOUNCED. >> ONE, TWO, THREE.
OOH,
>> ONE, TWO, THREE. OOH, OOH.
OH,
OOH, OOH. OH, LORD, REALLY?
>>
OH, LORD, REALLY? >> OH, [bleep] THAT.
I
>> OH, [bleep] THAT. I CAN'T LIFT THAT DAMN
>>
>> OKAY,
>> OKAY, RIGHT HERE.
IT'S
>> OKAY, RIGHT HERE. IT'S NOT GOING NOWHERE ELSE.
>>
IT'S NOT GOING NOWHERE ELSE. >> [bleep] THIS PIANO.
I
>> [bleep] THIS PIANO. I AIN'T NEVER SEEN STEVIE WONDER
OR
I AIN'T NEVER SEEN STEVIE WONDER OR RAY CHARLES LOAD THEIR PIANO.
>>
OR RAY CHARLES LOAD THEIR PIANO. >> I BET YOU THEY DID WHEN THEY
FIRST
>> I BET YOU THEY DID WHEN THEY FIRST STARTED OUT.
>>
FIRST STARTED OUT. >> NO, THEY COULDN'T.
THEY
>> NO, THEY COULDN'T. THEY WAS BLIND.
THEY
THEY WAS BLIND. THEY COULDN'T SEE HOW TO LOAD
>>