>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> GIVE IT TO ME.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> GIVE IT TO ME. >> YEAH!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME. >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> XTREME!
>>
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> XTREME! >> SEE WHO'S HERE?
>>
>> XTREME! >> SEE WHO'S HERE? >> BOYS, Y'ALL JUST SLEEP ALL
DAY
>> SEE WHO'S HERE? >> BOYS, Y'ALL JUST SLEEP ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>> BOYS, Y'ALL JUST SLEEP ALL DAY LONG. >> THAT GUY'S A JACKASS.
I'VE
DAY LONG. >> THAT GUY'S A JACKASS. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE KENNY
SHOW.
>>
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE KENNY SHOW. >> I GOT NO MONEY TODAY.
YOU'RE
SHOW. >> I GOT NO MONEY TODAY. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPOT ME.
>>
>> I GOT NO MONEY TODAY. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPOT ME. >> HEY!
>>
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPOT ME. >> HEY! >> YEP, WE'RE GETTING IT.
YEAH.
IT'S
YEAH. YEAH. IT'S PRETTY NICE HAVING A SUGAR
MAMA.
>>
IT'S PRETTY NICE HAVING A SUGAR MAMA. >> WE'RE GONNA GET A BIGGER
BUILDING,
MAMA. >> WE'RE GONNA GET A BIGGER BUILDING, WE GOTTA BUY IT
SOME
>> WE'RE GONNA GET A BIGGER BUILDING, WE GOTTA BUY IT SOME BETTER STUFF.
LOOK
BUILDING, WE GOTTA BUY IT SOME BETTER STUFF. LOOK AT THIS TOOLBOX.
>>
SOME BETTER STUFF. LOOK AT THIS TOOLBOX. >> IT'S FULL.
>>
LOOK AT THIS TOOLBOX. >> IT'S FULL. >> WHAT'S IN HERE?
>>
>> IT'S FULL. >> WHAT'S IN HERE? >> CHA-CHING!
[country
>> WHAT'S IN HERE? >> CHA-CHING! [country rock music]
>>
>> NEVER
>> NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA
GET.
THAT'S
GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM
CRAP
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
>> I
>> I SEE
>> I SEE TREASURES.
DOLLAR
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS.
>>
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS. >> crowd: OH!
>>
DOLLAR SIGNS. >> crowd: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT
WE
>> crowd: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND.
>>
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. >> READY TO GO?
>>
WE FIND. >> READY TO GO? >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY.
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> HEY. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> YES.
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> YES. >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> YES. >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
>> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS... ♪
>>
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS... ♪ >> RIGHT HERE.
♪
♪ THIS
♪ THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ THIS TOWN ♪ >> IT'S SOLD!
>>
>> IT'S SOLD! >> TODAY, WE'RE BACK IN
MESQUITE,
>> TODAY, WE'RE BACK IN MESQUITE, TEXAS.
NOW,
MESQUITE, TEXAS. NOW, THE WEATHER REPORT IS
CALLING
NOW, THE WEATHER REPORT IS CALLING FOR RAIN.
BUT
BUT I
BUT I DON'T THINK OUR BUYERS
WILL
BUT I DON'T THINK OUR BUYERS WILL MIND AS LONG AS IT'S
RAINING
BUT I DON'T THINK OUR BUYERS WILL MIND AS LONG AS IT'S RAINING DOLLAR BILLS.
MAKE
WILL MIND AS LONG AS IT'S RAINING DOLLAR BILLS. MAKE IT RAIN!
[laughs]
>>
MAKE IT RAIN! [laughs] >> I'VE BEEN BUYING A LOT OF
LOCKERS
[laughs] >> I'VE BEEN BUYING A LOT OF LOCKERS LATELY AND YEAH,
THEY'RE
>> I'VE BEEN BUYING A LOT OF LOCKERS LATELY AND YEAH, THEY'RE FULL OF STUFF,
BUT
LOCKERS LATELY AND YEAH, THEY'RE FULL OF STUFF, BUT IT'S BEEN SUCH A GRIND.
I
THEY'RE FULL OF STUFF, BUT IT'S BEEN SUCH A GRIND. I MEAN, A LOT OF WORK FOR NOT
MUCH
BUT IT'S BEEN SUCH A GRIND. I MEAN, A LOT OF WORK FOR NOT MUCH PROFIT.
LATELY,
I MEAN, A LOT OF WORK FOR NOT MUCH PROFIT. LATELY, I'VE BEEN TOO FOCUSED ON
BUYING
MUCH PROFIT. LATELY, I'VE BEEN TOO FOCUSED ON BUYING JAM-PACKED UNITS.
SO
SO TODAY
SO TODAY I'M GONNA LOOK FOR
LOCKERS
SO TODAY I'M GONNA LOOK FOR LOCKERS WITH LESS ITEMS BUT
MORE
LOCKERS WITH LESS ITEMS BUT MORE VALUE.
>>
>> WE
>> WE GOT
>> WE GOT TO WORK ON THAT
DOWN
>> WE GOT TO WORK ON THAT DOWN PAYMENT.
>>
>> WE GOT TO WORK ON THAT DOWN PAYMENT. >> YEAH?
IF
DOWN PAYMENT. >> YEAH? IF WE'RE GONNA GET A BIGGER
BUILDING,
>> YEAH? IF WE'RE GONNA GET A BIGGER BUILDING, WE GOT TO BUY IT SOME
BETTER
IF WE'RE GONNA GET A BIGGER BUILDING, WE GOT TO BUY IT SOME BETTER STUFF.
>>
BUILDING, WE GOT TO BUY IT SOME BETTER STUFF. >> YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN WANTING
TO
BETTER STUFF. >> YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN WANTING TO EXPAND OUR BUSINESS FOR A
WHILE
>> YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN WANTING TO EXPAND OUR BUSINESS FOR A WHILE NOW.
WE
WE JUST
WE JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE CASH
FOR
WE JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE CASH FOR A DOWN PAYMENT.
SO
SO WE'RE
SO WE'RE LOOKING FOR BIG
LOCKERS
SO WE'RE LOOKING FOR BIG LOCKERS THAT WE CAN TURN AND
BURN.
>>
LOCKERS THAT WE CAN TURN AND BURN. >> OH, MY GOD, THIS IS A
NIGHTMARE.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD, THIS IS A NIGHTMARE. >> WHATEVER.
A
NIGHTMARE. >> WHATEVER. A LITTLE WATER IS NOT GONNA HURT
US.
>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT JENNY DOESN'T KNOW IS
THAT
>> WHAT JENNY DOESN'T KNOW IS THAT THE RAIN ISN'T OUR ONLY
PROBLEM.
I
I GOT
I GOT NO
I GOT NO MONEY TODAY.
YOU'RE
I GOT NO MONEY TODAY. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPOT ME.
I
I GOT NO MONEY TODAY. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPOT ME. I JUST, YOU KNOW, HAVEN'T MADE
ANY
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPOT ME. I JUST, YOU KNOW, HAVEN'T MADE ANY MONEY THIS WEEK.
>>
I JUST, YOU KNOW, HAVEN'T MADE ANY MONEY THIS WEEK. >> I'M A LITTLE FRUSTRATED.
THE
THE WHOLE
THE WHOLE POINT OF A PARTNERSHIP
IS
THE WHOLE POINT OF A PARTNERSHIP IS TO POOL OUR FUNDS SO THAT WE
CAN
IS TO POOL OUR FUNDS SO THAT WE CAN HAVE DOUBLE THE MONEY AND
GET
CAN HAVE DOUBLE THE MONEY AND GET BETTER LOCKERS.
BUT
BUT YOU
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHATEVER,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? WHATEVER, I'LL SPOT HER.
>>
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? WHATEVER, I'LL SPOT HER. >> XTREME!
SEE
WHATEVER, I'LL SPOT HER. >> XTREME! SEE WHO'S HERE?
[chuckles]
>>
SEE WHO'S HERE? [chuckles] >> I AIN'T GONNA LET NOBODY GET
IN
[chuckles] >> I AIN'T GONNA LET NOBODY GET IN MY WAY TODAY.
I'M
>> I AIN'T GONNA LET NOBODY GET IN MY WAY TODAY. I'M GONNA BUY WHAT I WANT TO BUY
AND
IN MY WAY TODAY. I'M GONNA BUY WHAT I WANT TO BUY AND GET MY GOOD PIECES AND GO
HOME.
I'M
AND GET MY GOOD PIECES AND GO HOME. I'M JUST ITCHING TO SPEND MY
MONEY
HOME. I'M JUST ITCHING TO SPEND MY MONEY TODAY.
THIS
THIS IS
THIS IS AMERICA.
YOU
THIS IS AMERICA. YOU GOT TO SPEND MONEY TO MAKE
MONEY.
HOW
MONEY. HOW Y'ALL DOING, FELLAS?
>>
HOW Y'ALL DOING, FELLAS? >> WE'RE HERE.
>>
>> WE'RE HERE. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU, SIR.
>>
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU, SIR. >> HOW'S IT GOING?
KENNY
>> HOW'S IT GOING? KENNY STOWE.
HE
KENNY STOWE. HE CLAIMS TO TURN TRASH TO CASH.
BUT
HE CLAIMS TO TURN TRASH TO CASH. BUT IN REALITY, IT'S THE OTHER
WAY
BUT IN REALITY, IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
>>
>> HE
>> HE DON'T SCARE ME.
>>
>> HE DON'T SCARE ME. >> NO, HE DON'T SCARE ME EITHER.
>>
>> HE DON'T SCARE ME. >> NO, HE DON'T SCARE ME EITHER. >> I'M GONNA CAMOUFLAGE MYSELF
SO
>> NO, HE DON'T SCARE ME EITHER. >> I'M GONNA CAMOUFLAGE MYSELF SO BUBBA AND RICKY WON'T SEE ME
WHEN
>> I'M GONNA CAMOUFLAGE MYSELF SO BUBBA AND RICKY WON'T SEE ME WHEN I BID ON THEM LOCKERS.
>>
SO BUBBA AND RICKY WON'T SEE ME WHEN I BID ON THEM LOCKERS. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
WHEN I BID ON THEM LOCKERS. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
WE'RE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE,
NO
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING ANY BOXES.
TODAY'S
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING ANY BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH ONLY
SALE.
ARE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH ONLY SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S
>>
>> WOW,
>> WOW, THIS IS ALMOST A PERFECT
LOCKER.
IT'S
>> WOW, THIS IS ALMOST A PERFECT LOCKER. IT'S SMALL.
IT'S
LOCKER. IT'S SMALL. IT'S CLEAN.
NICE
IT'S SMALL. IT'S CLEAN. NICE LEATHER COUCH UP HERE.
I
IT'S CLEAN. NICE LEATHER COUCH UP HERE. I LIKE IT.
>>
NICE LEATHER COUCH UP HERE. I LIKE IT. >> AND A LITTLE FRENCH
PROVINCIAL
I LIKE IT. >> AND A LITTLE FRENCH PROVINCIAL DESK.
IT'S
>> AND A LITTLE FRENCH PROVINCIAL DESK. IT'S A MIRROR.
>>
PROVINCIAL DESK. IT'S A MIRROR. >> YEAH.
BUT
IT'S A MIRROR. >> YEAH. BUT THERE'S NO DRESSER.
FIXER-UPPER.
>>
BUT THERE'S NO DRESSER. FIXER-UPPER. >> WELL, I SEE AN OLD SET OF
THEATER
FIXER-UPPER. >> WELL, I SEE AN OLD SET OF THEATER BENCHES.
SOME
>> WELL, I SEE AN OLD SET OF THEATER BENCHES. SOME OLD GO-GO BOOTS.
NOT
THEATER BENCHES. SOME OLD GO-GO BOOTS. NOT QUITE MY STYLE.
>>
SOME OLD GO-GO BOOTS. NOT QUITE MY STYLE. >> YOU CAN HAVE THE OLD THEATER
SEATS
NOT QUITE MY STYLE. >> YOU CAN HAVE THE OLD THEATER SEATS AND I'LL TAKE THE DESK.
>>
>> YOU CAN HAVE THE OLD THEATER SEATS AND I'LL TAKE THE DESK. >> YEP, WE'RE GETTING IT.
>>
SEATS AND I'LL TAKE THE DESK. >> YEP, WE'RE GETTING IT. >> OKAY.
>>
>> YEP, WE'RE GETTING IT. >> OKAY. >> WELL, WE'RE LIMITED TO JUST
MY
>> OKAY. >> WELL, WE'RE LIMITED TO JUST MY MONEY.
SO
>> WELL, WE'RE LIMITED TO JUST MY MONEY. SO THIS LOCKER'S ONLY GOING
HOME
MY MONEY. SO THIS LOCKER'S ONLY GOING HOME WITH US IF IT'S A STEAL.
YOU
SO THIS LOCKER'S ONLY GOING HOME WITH US IF IT'S A STEAL. YOU KNOW IF WE WIN THIS,
YOU
HOME WITH US IF IT'S A STEAL. YOU KNOW IF WE WIN THIS, YOU ONLY GET THOSE THEATER SEATS
IF
YOU KNOW IF WE WIN THIS, YOU ONLY GET THOSE THEATER SEATS IF YOU PAY YOUR OTHER 50%.
>>
YOU ONLY GET THOSE THEATER SEATS IF YOU PAY YOUR OTHER 50%. >> I KNOW--I KNOW, JENNY.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLE--50,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLE--50, $50.
THANK
GENTLE--50, $50. THANK YOU. NOW 100.
>>
THANK YOU. NOW 100. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 100 NOW, 150.
NOW
>> 100 NOW, 150. NOW 200, WE'RE LOOKING 200.
>>
NOW 200, WE'RE LOOKING 200. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 250.
NOW
>> NOW 250. NOW 300.
300.
NOW 300. 300. WE'RE LOOKING FOR 350.
>>
300. WE'RE LOOKING FOR 350. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 350. NOW 400.
>>
>> 350. NOW 400. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 400, NOW 400. NOW 450.
WANT
>> NOW 400, NOW 400. NOW 450. WANT TO GET 450.
450.
WANT TO GET 450. 450. GOING ONCE.
450.
450. GOING ONCE. 450. GOING TWICE.
I
450. GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT $400 RIGHT HERE.
$400.
>>
$400. >> YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S
IT'S PRETTY NICE HAVING
A
IT'S PRETTY NICE HAVING A SUGAR
>>
>> MATTRESSES.
>>
>> MATTRESSES. >> WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT
>> MATTRESSES. >> WAIT A MINUTE. THAT COULD BE A PIGGYBACK CHEST.
>>
>> WAIT A MINUTE. THAT COULD BE A PIGGYBACK CHEST. >> OH, IT GOES ON TOP OF IT?
OKAY.
>>
>> OH, IT GOES ON TOP OF IT? OKAY. >> WE'LL SEE.
>>
OKAY. >> WE'LL SEE. >> WELL, WHAT ABOUT THAT
DRESSER?
>>
>> WELL, WHAT ABOUT THAT DRESSER? >> THAT'S NOT MY STYLE.
>>
DRESSER? >> THAT'S NOT MY STYLE. >> I SAY MAYBE.
>>
>> THAT'S NOT MY STYLE. >> I SAY MAYBE. >> IT'S GOT DIRTY MATTRESSES AND
BOXES
>> I SAY MAYBE. >> IT'S GOT DIRTY MATTRESSES AND BOXES FULL OF CRAP.
THIS
>> IT'S GOT DIRTY MATTRESSES AND BOXES FULL OF CRAP. THIS IS A LOCKER FOR KENNY.
>>
BOXES FULL OF CRAP. THIS IS A LOCKER FOR KENNY. >> WELL, I SEE A FAN.
I
THIS IS A LOCKER FOR KENNY. >> WELL, I SEE A FAN. I SEE A WEED EATER.
IT'S
>> WELL, I SEE A FAN. I SEE A WEED EATER. IT'S A GOOD LOOKING CHEST ON
CHEST
I SEE A WEED EATER. IT'S A GOOD LOOKING CHEST ON CHEST RIGHT THERE
AND
IT'S A GOOD LOOKING CHEST ON CHEST RIGHT THERE AND ALL THE DRAWERS ARE THERE.
YEAH,
CHEST RIGHT THERE AND ALL THE DRAWERS ARE THERE. YEAH, MIGHT BE A LITTLE
CHA-CHING
AND ALL THE DRAWERS ARE THERE. YEAH, MIGHT BE A LITTLE CHA-CHING IN IT FOR ME.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SELLING A LITTLE
BEDROOM
GENTLEMEN, SELLING A LITTLE BEDROOM UNIT HERE.
50,
BEDROOM UNIT HERE. 50, THANK YOU, 50.
NOW
50, THANK YOU, 50. NOW 100. 100, 100, 100.
>>
NOW 100. 100, 100, 100. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> I HAVE A $100 BILL NOW.
150?
>>
150? >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> HAVE A BID OF 150. NOW 200.
GOTCHA.
NOW
GOTCHA. NOW 250.
GOT
NOW 250. GOT 250 THERE.
300.
GOT 250 THERE. 300. CAN WE GET 300?
300
300. CAN WE GET 300? 300 GOING ONCE, 300 GOING TWICE.
I
300 GOING ONCE, 300 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT $250 RIGHT THERE, SIR.
>>
I SOLD IT $250 RIGHT THERE, SIR. >> CHA-CHING.
RIGHT
>> CHA-CHING. RIGHT THERE, BUDDY.
THAT'S
RIGHT THERE, BUDDY. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT.
>>
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT. >> THAT GUY'S A JACKASS.
>>
>> THAT GUY'S A JACKASS. >> GET OUT OF MY WAY.
I'M
>> GET OUT OF MY WAY. I'M CLEANING HOUSE.
THE
I'M CLEANING HOUSE. THE REST OF THESE UNITS ARE
MINE.
OOH,
MINE. OOH, I LIKE THAT LAMP RIGHT
THERE.
>>
THERE. >> SELLING A LITTLE CAMPER SHELL
UNIT
>> SELLING A LITTLE CAMPER SHELL UNIT HERE.
>>
UNIT HERE. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 75 AND A $100 BILL.
>>
>> 75 AND A $100 BILL. >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> I SOLD IT $150.
>>
>> I SOLD IT $150. >> CHA-CHING!
ANOTHER
>> CHA-CHING! ANOTHER ONE FOR ME!
THAT'S
ANOTHER ONE FOR ME! THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT, BOYS.
>>
THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT, BOYS. >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD. >> AND I SEE A GOOD OLD OAK
NIGHTSTAND.
IT'S
NIGHTSTAND. IT'S A REAL GOOD UNIT.
>>
IT'S A REAL GOOD UNIT. >> 200 NOW, 250.
>>
>> 200 NOW, 250. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> NOW THEN 300.
>>
>> NOW THEN 300. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $300.
>>
>> I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $300. >> YES! CHA-CHING!
SIT
>> YES! CHA-CHING! SIT ON THAT MONEY.
>>
SIT ON THAT MONEY. >> OH, HELL NO.
>>
>> OH, HELL NO. >> THIS'LL BRING A LITTLE
BIT
>> THIS'LL BRING A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY.
I
BIT OF MONEY. I LIKE THE BED AND
THE
I LIKE THE BED AND THE FAINTING COUCH.
>>
THE FAINTING COUCH. >> 500 NOW.
500.
>> 500 NOW. 500. NOW 550.
GOING
500. NOW 550. GOING ONCE, TWICE.
>>
GOING ONCE, TWICE. >> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF
THE
>> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE KENNY SHOW.
IF
THE KENNY SHOW. IF HE WANTS TO BUY TRASH, FINE.
BUT
IF HE WANTS TO BUY TRASH, FINE. BUT HE'S GONNA PAY FOR IT.
YEAH.
>>
YEAH. >> NOW 600. NOW 650.
I
>> NOW 600. NOW 650. I HAVE 700?
700,
I HAVE 700? 700, NOW 750.
NOW
700, NOW 750. NOW 800.
800
NOW 800. 800 THERE.
NOW
800 THERE. NOW 850.
WANNA
NOW 850. WANNA GIVE 850?
850.
WANNA GIVE 850? 850. NOW 900.
900,
850. NOW 900. 900, 900, WE'RE LOOKING AT 900.
>>
900, 900, WE'RE LOOKING AT 900. >> WE DROPPED THAT ON HIM.
>>
>> WE DROPPED THAT ON HIM. >> 900 GOING ONCE.
900
>> 900 GOING ONCE. 900 GOING TWICE.
I
900 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT, 850...
>>
I SOLD IT, 850... >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> KENNY. 850, KENNY.
>>
>> KENNY. 850, KENNY. >> CHA-CHING!
BOYS,
BOYS, Y'ALL JUST SLEEP ALL DAY
LONG.
I
BOYS, Y'ALL JUST SLEEP ALL DAY LONG. I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO
EDUCATE
LONG. I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO EDUCATE EVERY ONE OF Y'ALL,
AIN'T
I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO EDUCATE EVERY ONE OF Y'ALL, AIN'T I?
>>
EDUCATE EVERY ONE OF Y'ALL, AIN'T I? >> WHATEVER DRUGS YOU'RE ON,
YOU
AIN'T I? >> WHATEVER DRUGS YOU'RE ON, YOU NEED TO CHANGE.
>>
>> WHATEVER DRUGS YOU'RE ON, YOU NEED TO CHANGE. >> WHEN YOU START GIVING ME
MONEY,
YOU NEED TO CHANGE. >> WHEN YOU START GIVING ME MONEY, YOU CAN START TELLING ME
HOW
>> WHEN YOU START GIVING ME MONEY, YOU CAN START TELLING ME HOW TO BUY.
>>
MONEY, YOU CAN START TELLING ME HOW TO BUY. >> I JUST TOOK SOME.
[crowd
HOW TO BUY. >> I JUST TOOK SOME. [crowd oohs]
YOU
>> I JUST TOOK SOME. [crowd oohs] YOU KNOW, THEY CAN JUST FLAP
THEIR
[crowd oohs] YOU KNOW, THEY CAN JUST FLAP THEIR YAPS ALL THEY WANT.
BUT
YOU KNOW, THEY CAN JUST FLAP THEIR YAPS ALL THEY WANT. BUT THE TRUTH IS I BOUGHT FOUR
MONEYMAKERS
THEIR YAPS ALL THEY WANT. BUT THE TRUTH IS I BOUGHT FOUR MONEYMAKERS OUT FROM UNDER THEM
TODAY.
>>
MONEYMAKERS OUT FROM UNDER THEM TODAY. >> HEY!
>>
TODAY. >> HEY! >> I SEE A PRETTY NICE BENCH
GRINDER.
A
>> I SEE A PRETTY NICE BENCH GRINDER. A SMALL REFRIGERATOR.
SOMETIMES,
GRINDER. A SMALL REFRIGERATOR. SOMETIMES, YOU JUST GOT TO GO
FOR
A SMALL REFRIGERATOR. SOMETIMES, YOU JUST GOT TO GO FOR IT.
>>
SOMETIMES, YOU JUST GOT TO GO FOR IT. >> SO, THAT'S A KILN?
>>
FOR IT. >> SO, THAT'S A KILN? >> YEAH, LIKE WHERE YOU DO
POTTERY
>> SO, THAT'S A KILN? >> YEAH, LIKE WHERE YOU DO POTTERY AND STUFF.
>>
>> YEAH, LIKE WHERE YOU DO POTTERY AND STUFF. >> AND THERE'S A REALLY COOL
TUFTED
POTTERY AND STUFF. >> AND THERE'S A REALLY COOL TUFTED CHAIR.
TOO
>> AND THERE'S A REALLY COOL TUFTED CHAIR. TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T BRING YOUR
MONEY.
>>
TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T BRING YOUR MONEY. >> HEY.
>>
MONEY. >> HEY. >> THAT'S AN AIR CONDITIONER.
>>
>> HEY. >> THAT'S AN AIR CONDITIONER. >> YOU GOT YOUR LITTLE TOOLBOX
IN
>> THAT'S AN AIR CONDITIONER. >> YOU GOT YOUR LITTLE TOOLBOX IN THERE.
>>
>> YOU GOT YOUR LITTLE TOOLBOX IN THERE. >> WE'LL SEE.
THESE
IN THERE. >> WE'LL SEE. THESE ARE SOME BIG TICKET ITEMS.
THIS
>> WE'LL SEE. THESE ARE SOME BIG TICKET ITEMS. THIS JUST MIGHT BE OUR DOWN
PAYMENT
THESE ARE SOME BIG TICKET ITEMS. THIS JUST MIGHT BE OUR DOWN PAYMENT LOCKER.
>>
THIS JUST MIGHT BE OUR DOWN PAYMENT LOCKER. >> THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF
IN
PAYMENT LOCKER. >> THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF IN HERE.
THERE'S
>> THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF IN HERE. THERE'S A TOOLBOX IN THE BACK,
THAT'S
IN HERE. THERE'S A TOOLBOX IN THE BACK, THAT'S HUNTING EQUIPMENT I SEE.
NOT
THERE'S A TOOLBOX IN THE BACK, THAT'S HUNTING EQUIPMENT I SEE. NOT ONLY IS THIS THE BEST LOCKER
OF
THAT'S HUNTING EQUIPMENT I SEE. NOT ONLY IS THIS THE BEST LOCKER OF THE DAY, IT'S THE LAST.
I'M
NOT ONLY IS THIS THE BEST LOCKER OF THE DAY, IT'S THE LAST. I'M ALL-IN.
>>
>> STUMBLED ON A WORKING MAN'S
UNIT
>> STUMBLED ON A WORKING MAN'S UNIT HERE.
$100
UNIT HERE. $100 BILL. 200. NOW 300.
NOW
$100 BILL. 200. NOW 300. NOW 300, NOW 400.
NOW
NOW 300, NOW 400. NOW 400 IN THE BACK.
NOW
NOW 400 IN THE BACK. NOW 500.
>>
NOW 500. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 500. NOW 600.
>>
>> NOW 500. NOW 600. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> I ALREADY SHOWED THESE BOYS
HOW
>> I ALREADY SHOWED THESE BOYS HOW I SPEND MY MONEY, NOW I'M
FIXING
HOW I SPEND MY MONEY, NOW I'M FIXING TO SHOW THEM HOW I SPEND
THEIRS.
COME
THEIRS. COME ON.
>>
COME ON. >> 700.
>>
>> 700. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 900, NOW 1000.
>>
>> NOW 900, NOW 1000. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> COME ON.
>>
>> COME ON. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,200. NOW 1,300. 1,300?
>>
>> 1,200. NOW 1,300. 1,300? >> COME ON.
>>
>> COME ON. >> NOW 1,500.
>>
>> NOW 1,500. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,500. NOW 1,600.
HOW
>> 1,500. NOW 1,600. HOW ABOUT 1,550?
WANNA
HOW ABOUT 1,550? WANNA GIVE 1,550, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN?
GOING
GENTLEMEN? GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE.
I
GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT, $1,500, RICKY AND
BUBBA.
>>
BUBBA. >> YOU KNOW, KENNY MIGHT HAVE
GOT
>> YOU KNOW, KENNY MIGHT HAVE GOT THE QUANTITY, BUT WE GOT THE
QUALITY.
AND
AND KENNY, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT.
>>
AND KENNY, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT. >> UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN!
>>
AND KENNY, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT. >> UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN! >> I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA MAKE
YOU
>> UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN! >> I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA MAKE YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY AND WHAT I
WAS
>> I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA MAKE YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY AND WHAT I WAS GONNA DO TODAY, DIDN'T I?
>>
YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY AND WHAT I WAS GONNA DO TODAY, DIDN'T I? >> YOU HAD NO EFFECT ON ME...
>>
WAS GONNA DO TODAY, DIDN'T I? >> YOU HAD NO EFFECT ON ME... >> BUDDY, I DID, I DID.
>>
>> YOU HAD NO EFFECT ON ME... >> BUDDY, I DID, I DID. >> AT ALL.
YOU
>> BUDDY, I DID, I DID. >> AT ALL. YOU SHOULD NOT BE PROUD OF WHAT
YOU
>> AT ALL. YOU SHOULD NOT BE PROUD OF WHAT YOU BOUGHT TODAY.
>>
YOU SHOULD NOT BE PROUD OF WHAT YOU BOUGHT TODAY. >> I'M PROUD OF EVERY BIT OF IT.
YOU
YOU BOUGHT TODAY. >> I'M PROUD OF EVERY BIT OF IT. YOU OUGHT TO BE.
>>
>> I'M PROUD OF EVERY BIT OF IT. YOU OUGHT TO BE. >> THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.
>>
YOU OUGHT TO BE. >> THAT EXPLAINS A LOT. >> YOU KNOW, FOR $1,500
THEY
>> THAT EXPLAINS A LOT. >> YOU KNOW, FOR $1,500 THEY GOT ONE LOCKER.
FOR
>> YOU KNOW, FOR $1,500 THEY GOT ONE LOCKER. FOR THE SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY, I
GOT
THEY GOT ONE LOCKER. FOR THE SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY, I GOT FOUR.
HEY,
FOR THE SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY, I GOT FOUR. HEY, YOU TELL ME, WHO GOT THE
BETTER
GOT FOUR. HEY, YOU TELL ME, WHO GOT THE BETTER DEAL?
YOU
HEY, YOU TELL ME, WHO GOT THE BETTER DEAL? YOU CALL ME MR. STOWE
FROM
BETTER DEAL? YOU CALL ME MR. STOWE FROM NOW ON, BUDDY.
>>
YOU CALL ME MR. STOWE FROM NOW ON, BUDDY. >> I CALL YOU CATFISH KENNY.
BOTTOM
FROM NOW ON, BUDDY. >> I CALL YOU CATFISH KENNY. BOTTOM FEEDER.
>>
>> I CALL YOU CATFISH KENNY. BOTTOM FEEDER. >> CATFISH KENNY.
>>
BOTTOM FEEDER. >> CATFISH KENNY. >> YOU KNOW, RICKY AND BUBBA GOT
THE
>> CATFISH KENNY. >> YOU KNOW, RICKY AND BUBBA GOT THE ONLY GOOD UNIT TODAY.
THEY
>> YOU KNOW, RICKY AND BUBBA GOT THE ONLY GOOD UNIT TODAY. THEY BROUGHT ME UP TO THE LIMIT
THAT
THE ONLY GOOD UNIT TODAY. THEY BROUGHT ME UP TO THE LIMIT THAT I HAD TO SPEND.
I
THEY BROUGHT ME UP TO THE LIMIT THAT I HAD TO SPEND. I GUESS IT'S A WASH.
>>
>> AIR
>> AIR CONDITIONER.
>>
>> AIR CONDITIONER. >> OH YEAH.
>>
>> OH YEAH. >> 5-TON UNIT, THAT'S A GRAND
ALL
>> 5-TON UNIT, THAT'S A GRAND ALL DAY LONG.
THAT'S
ALL DAY LONG. THAT'S A HEATER.
>>
THAT'S A HEATER. >> 400?
>>
>> 400? >> IT'S OLD SCHOOL.
>>
>> IT'S OLD SCHOOL. >> GAS-POWERED EDGER.
>>
>> GAS-POWERED EDGER. >> EVERYONE'S GOT WEED EATERS
NOW.
THIS
NOW. THIS IS HOW MY GRANDDADDY USED
TO
THIS IS HOW MY GRANDDADDY USED TO EDGE.
>>
TO EDGE. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK, 30 BUCKS?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, 30 BUCKS? >> YEAH.
UH-OH,
>> YEAH. UH-OH, IT'S UPGRADE RICKY'S
PHONE
UH-OH, IT'S UPGRADE RICKY'S PHONE TIME.
>>
PHONE TIME. >> WHAT?
>>
>> WHAT? >> TODAY WE OFFER THREE CHOICES.
>>
>> TODAY WE OFFER THREE CHOICES. >> MINE WORKS.
WHY
>> MINE WORKS. WHY DO I NEED TO UPGRADE?
>>
WHY DO I NEED TO UPGRADE? >> 'CAUSE IT'S FROM 1987.
>>
>> 'CAUSE IT'S FROM 1987. >> IT WORKS.
IT
>> IT WORKS. IT SAYS HELLO.
WHAT
IT SAYS HELLO. WHAT ABOUT THIS UNIT?
YOU
WHAT ABOUT THIS UNIT? YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT STUFF.
>>
YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT STUFF. >> THAT'S FOR DOING DIPS AND
PULL-UPS.
50
PULL-UPS. 50 BUCKS.
WHAT
50 BUCKS. WHAT IS THIS?
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S CAMO.
I
>> IT'S CAMO. I LIKE CAMO.
DAMN,
>> IT'S CAMO. I LIKE CAMO. DAMN, IT'S HEAVY.
>>
I LIKE CAMO. DAMN, IT'S HEAVY. >> OH.
>>
DAMN, IT'S HEAVY. >> OH. >> OH, HELL YEAH.
>>
>> OH. >> OH, HELL YEAH. >> BINGO.
THESE
>> OH, HELL YEAH. >> BINGO. THESE ARE SKEET THROWERS.
MAN
>> BINGO. THESE ARE SKEET THROWERS. MAN THESE ARE GOOD ONES TOO.
>>
THESE ARE SKEET THROWERS. MAN THESE ARE GOOD ONES TOO. >> GOOD OLD BIG 'UNS AND BIG
OLD
MAN THESE ARE GOOD ONES TOO. >> GOOD OLD BIG 'UNS AND BIG OLD GOOD 'UNS.
>>
>> GOOD OLD BIG 'UNS AND BIG OLD GOOD 'UNS. >> THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD LITTLE
LICK
OLD GOOD 'UNS. >> THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD LITTLE LICK RIGHT THERE.
"WARNING:
>> THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD LITTLE LICK RIGHT THERE. "WARNING: THIS MACHINE CAN CAUSE
SERIOUS
LICK RIGHT THERE. "WARNING: THIS MACHINE CAN CAUSE SERIOUS INJURY."
>>
"WARNING: THIS MACHINE CAN CAUSE SERIOUS INJURY." >> IT CAN.
I'VE
SERIOUS INJURY." >> IT CAN. I'VE SEEN THEM IN ACTION.
>>
>> IT CAN. I'VE SEEN THEM IN ACTION. >> WILL CUT YOUR [bleep] OFF.
>>
I'VE SEEN THEM IN ACTION. >> WILL CUT YOUR [bleep] OFF. >> THIS IS SERIOUS MONEY
RIGHT
>> WILL CUT YOUR [bleep] OFF. >> THIS IS SERIOUS MONEY RIGHT HERE.
YOU
>> THIS IS SERIOUS MONEY RIGHT HERE. YOU KNOW THERE'S A SKEET RANGE
CLOSE
RIGHT HERE. YOU KNOW THERE'S A SKEET RANGE CLOSE TO MY COUSIN'S HOUSE, AND
I'D
YOU KNOW THERE'S A SKEET RANGE CLOSE TO MY COUSIN'S HOUSE, AND I'D BET ANYTHING IF THEY CAN
TELL
CLOSE TO MY COUSIN'S HOUSE, AND I'D BET ANYTHING IF THEY CAN TELL US WHAT THESE ARE WORTH.
WHAT
WHAT DO
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
CLAY.
YES,
CLAY. YES, SIR!
WHOO!
>>
WHOO! >> YOU KNOW WE GOT TO CLEAN THIS
UP,
>> YOU KNOW WE GOT TO CLEAN THIS UP, RIGHT?
>>
UP, RIGHT? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> HERE'S MORE.
>>
>> HERE'S MORE. >> OH, YEAH.
>>
>> OH, YEAH. >> AND MORE.
SIX
>> AND MORE. SIX BOXES FULL.
>>
SIX BOXES FULL. >> THAT'S 180 BUCKS
JUST
>> THAT'S 180 BUCKS JUST IN CLAY.
>>
JUST IN CLAY. >> THERE'S THE POUCH.
>>
>> THERE'S THE POUCH. >> YEAH.
SO,
>> YEAH. SO, WHAT YOU JUST HOOK THEM ON
YOUR
SO, WHAT YOU JUST HOOK THEM ON YOUR BELT?
>>
YOUR BELT? >> YEAH.
KEEPS
>> YEAH. KEEPS YOUR CLAYS RIGHT THERE.
>>
KEEPS YOUR CLAYS RIGHT THERE. >> KEEPS YOUR CLAYS.
THERE'S
>> KEEPS YOUR CLAYS. THERE'S PROBABLY 50 IN THERE.
>>
THERE'S PROBABLY 50 IN THERE. >> 5 BUCKS APIECE.
>>
>> 5 BUCKS APIECE. >> BOOKS, BLANKETS.
WHAT'S
>> BOOKS, BLANKETS. WHAT'S IN HERE?
>>
SHELLS.
HOW
SHELLS. HOW MANY BOXES?
>>
HOW MANY BOXES? >> 35.
>>
>> 35. >> $13 A BOX.
BENCH
>> $13 A BOX. BENCH GRINDER AND STAND,
30
BENCH GRINDER AND STAND, 30 BUCKS.
MITER
30 BUCKS. MITER BOX, 20 BUCKS.
>>
MITER BOX, 20 BUCKS. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> TABLE SAW...
>>
>> TABLE SAW... >> ON WHEELS?
75?
>>
75? >> YH.
>>
>> YH. >> LOOK AT THIS TOOLBOX.
>>
>> LOOK AT THIS TOOLBOX. >> IT'S FULL.
BRAND
>> IT'S FULL. BRAND NEW.
AMERICAN
BRAND NEW. AMERICAN MADE.
ABOUT
AMERICAN MADE. ABOUT A GRAND FOR THE
WHOLE
ABOUT A GRAND FOR THE WHOLE DEAL.
>>
WHOLE DEAL. >> THEN YOU GOT A KILN.
OH,
>> THEN YOU GOT A KILN. OH, WELL, HELL, NOW IT MAKES
SENSE
OH, WELL, HELL, NOW IT MAKES SENSE THAT WE HAVE 17 BUCKETS OF
CLAYS.
>>
CLAYS. >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS
DOING.
HE'S
DOING. HE'S STAMPING THEM OUT AND
LAYING
HE'S STAMPING THEM OUT AND LAYING THEM IN HERE.
>>
LAYING THEM IN HERE. >> WHAT ARE THESE WORTH?
>>
>> WHAT ARE THESE WORTH? >> A THOUSAND BUCKS.
>>
>> A THOUSAND BUCKS. >> THAT'S A LICK.
>>
>> THAT'S A LICK. >> THANKS, KENNY!
>>
>> THANKS, KENNY! >> WE TRIPLED OUR MONEY AND WE
STILL
>> WE TRIPLED OUR MONEY AND WE STILL GOT TO GET THE SKEET
THROWERS
STILL GOT TO GET THE SKEET THROWERS CHECKED OUT.
THIS
THIS LOCKER IS EXACTLY WHAT WE
NEEDED.
I
THIS LOCKER IS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEEDED. I THINK I'M GONNA GO SHOOT MY
SKEET.
IN
I THINK I'M GONNA GO SHOOT MY SKEET. IN MESQUITE.
SKEET,
SKEET. IN MESQUITE. SKEET, SKEET, SKEET.
>>
IN MESQUITE. SKEET, SKEET, SKEET. >> SOMETIMES, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
THAT
SKEET, SKEET, SKEET. >> SOMETIMES, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT BOY.
SOMETIMES
>> SOMETIMES, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT BOY. SOMETIMES HE JUST AIN'T RIGHT.
>>
THAT BOY. SOMETIMES HE JUST AIN'T RIGHT. >> SO WE'RE BACK AT THE LOCKER
WE
SOMETIMES HE JUST AIN'T RIGHT. >> SO WE'RE BACK AT THE LOCKER WE BOUGHT FOR $400.
WELL,
>> SO WE'RE BACK AT THE LOCKER WE BOUGHT FOR $400. WELL, ACTUALLY, THE ONE THAT
JENNY
WE BOUGHT FOR $400. WELL, ACTUALLY, THE ONE THAT JENNY BOUGHT.
I'M
WELL, ACTUALLY, THE ONE THAT JENNY BOUGHT. I'M JUST HOPING THAT THERE'S
ENOUGH
JENNY BOUGHT. I'M JUST HOPING THAT THERE'S ENOUGH PROFIT IN THERE SO THAT
I
I'M JUST HOPING THAT THERE'S ENOUGH PROFIT IN THERE SO THAT I CAN PAY JENNY BACK.
>>
ENOUGH PROFIT IN THERE SO THAT I CAN PAY JENNY BACK. >> LET'S CHECK OUT THESE SEATS.
>>
I CAN PAY JENNY BACK. >> LET'S CHECK OUT THESE SEATS. >> COOL.
>>
>> LET'S CHECK OUT THESE SEATS. >> COOL. >> OKAY.
THEY'RE
>> COOL. >> OKAY. THEY'RE COMFY.
HOW
>> OKAY. THEY'RE COMFY. HOW MUCH CAN YOU SELL THIS FOR?
>>
>> 175.
>>
>> 175. >> ALL RIGHT, CAN WE GET TO
THIS
>> ALL RIGHT, CAN WE GET TO THIS DESK?
>>
THIS DESK? >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> OH, A DESK.
FRENCH
>> OH, A DESK. FRENCH PROVINCIAL.
SINCE
FRENCH PROVINCIAL. SINCE IT'S A VANITY, I THINK AT
LEAST
SINCE IT'S A VANITY, I THINK AT LEAST 250.
I
LEAST 250. I CAN SELL THESE FOR, LIKE, 20.
CAN
I CAN SELL THESE FOR, LIKE, 20. CAN I HAVE THIS TOO?
>>
CAN I HAVE THIS TOO? >> YOU THINK I CAN SELL THIS
FROUFROU
>> YOU THINK I CAN SELL THIS FROUFROU STUFF IN MY SHOP?
>>
FROUFROU STUFF IN MY SHOP? >> FROUFROU?
THIS
>> FROUFROU? THIS IS FRENCH PROVINCIAL.
SHOW
THIS IS FRENCH PROVINCIAL. SHOW SOME RESPECT.
>>
SHOW SOME RESPECT. >> SORRY, MADAME.
>>
>> SORRY, MADAME. >> ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
IT'S
>> ALL RIGHT, GOOD. IT'S A MIRROR.
I
IT'S A MIRROR. I CAN SELL MIRRORS.
>>
I CAN SELL MIRRORS. >> HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK YOU
COULD
>> HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK YOU COULD GET FOR IT?
>>
COULD GET FOR IT? >> 40.
OH,
>> 40. OH, LOOK.
>>
OH, LOOK. >> EW, JENNY, GROSS!
>>
>> EW, JENNY, GROSS! >> IT'S JUST A DUSTER.
>>
>> IT'S JUST A DUSTER. >> YEAH, WHO KNOWS WHERE THAT'S
BEEN
>> YEAH, WHO KNOWS WHERE THAT'S BEEN DUSTING?
>>
BEEN DUSTING? >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> WELL, THIS IS CUTE.
THIS
>> WELL, THIS IS CUTE. THIS FITS ALL IN MY SHOP
EASILY.
PROBABLY
EASILY. PROBABLY 15 BUCKS.
>>
PROBABLY 15 BUCKS. >> OKAY.
WELL,
>> OKAY. WELL, THIS TABLE'S DEFINITELY
JUNK.
LET'S
JUNK. LET'S JUST GET IT OUT OF HERE,
OKAY?
>>
OKAY? >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> OH GOD.
I
>> OH GOD. I MEAN REALLY?
>>
I MEAN REALLY? >> [laughs]
>>
>> HEY,
>> HEY, THIS IS KIND OF COOL.
>>
>> HEY, THIS IS KIND OF COOL. >> REALLY?
>>
>> HEY, THIS IS KIND OF COOL. >> REALLY? >> YEAH.
YOU'RE
>> REALLY? >> YEAH. YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THIS.
>>
>> YEAH. YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THIS. >> IT'S LIKE OLYMPIC SKATERS OR
SOMETHING.
>>
>> IT'S LIKE OLYMPIC SKATERS OR SOMETHING. >> THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE,
RIGHT?
LIKE
>> THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, RIGHT? LIKE THEY JUST WON THE OLYMPICS.
>>
RIGHT? LIKE THEY JUST WON THE OLYMPICS. >> I THINK IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE
ON
LIKE THEY JUST WON THE OLYMPICS. >> I THINK IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE ON THEIR HONEYMOON.
>>
>> I THINK IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE ON THEIR HONEYMOON. >> I THINK THEY JUST WON THE
OLYMPICS.
>>
>> I THINK THEY JUST WON THE OLYMPICS. >> COULDN'T IT JUST BE MORE OF,
LIKE,
OLYMPICS. >> COULDN'T IT JUST BE MORE OF, LIKE, ONE OF THOSE OLD TRAVEL
POSTERS?
LIKE,
LIKE, ONE OF THOSE OLD TRAVEL POSTERS? LIKE, ADVERTISEMENT FOR WHATEVER
THAT
POSTERS? LIKE, ADVERTISEMENT FOR WHATEVER THAT SAYS?
OH,
LIKE, ADVERTISEMENT FOR WHATEVER THAT SAYS? OH, 1973.
THIS
THAT SAYS? OH, 1973. THIS IS VINTAGE.
>>
OH, 1973. THIS IS VINTAGE. >> YEAH, I THINK IT'S ORIGINAL.
>>
THIS IS VINTAGE. >> YEAH, I THINK IT'S ORIGINAL. >> [reading in foreign language]
>>
>> YEAH, I THINK IT'S ORIGINAL. >> [reading in foreign language] >> DO YOU KNOW WHAT LANGUAGE
IT
>> [reading in foreign language] >> DO YOU KNOW WHAT LANGUAGE IT IS?
>>
>> DO YOU KNOW WHAT LANGUAGE IT IS? >> I HAVE NO IDEA.
>>
IT IS? >> I HAVE NO IDEA. >> I THINK IT LOOKS, LIKE, MAYBE
FROM,
>> I HAVE NO IDEA. >> I THINK IT LOOKS, LIKE, MAYBE FROM, LIKE, RUSSIA.
WE
>> I THINK IT LOOKS, LIKE, MAYBE FROM, LIKE, RUSSIA. WE SHOULD DEFINITELY GET THIS
CHECKED
FROM, LIKE, RUSSIA. WE SHOULD DEFINITELY GET THIS CHECKED OUT.
BECAUSE
WE SHOULD DEFINITELY GET THIS CHECKED OUT. BECAUSE IF IT'S ORIGINAL, THAT
COULD
CHECKED OUT. BECAUSE IF IT'S ORIGINAL, THAT COULD MEAN BIG DOLLAR SIGNS.
>>
BECAUSE IF IT'S ORIGINAL, THAT COULD MEAN BIG DOLLAR SIGNS. >> OKAY, WE'VE BARELY MADE ANY
MONEY
COULD MEAN BIG DOLLAR SIGNS. >> OKAY, WE'VE BARELY MADE ANY MONEY OFF THIS LOCKER.
ALL
>> OKAY, WE'VE BARELY MADE ANY MONEY OFF THIS LOCKER. ALL OF OUR PROFIT IS RIDING ON
THE
MONEY OFF THIS LOCKER. ALL OF OUR PROFIT IS RIDING ON THE FOREIGN POSTER.
SO,
ALL OF OUR PROFIT IS RIDING ON THE FOREIGN POSTER. SO, WHERE DO YOU THINK WE CAN
REALLY
THE FOREIGN POSTER. SO, WHERE DO YOU THINK WE CAN REALLY ACTUALLY TAKE THIS?
>>
SO, WHERE DO YOU THINK WE CAN REALLY ACTUALLY TAKE THIS? >> MAYBE SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS
ABOUT
REALLY ACTUALLY TAKE THIS? >> MAYBE SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS ABOUT EUROPEAN NOVELTIES?
>>
>> MAYBE SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS ABOUT EUROPEAN NOVELTIES? >> YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT
ONE
ABOUT EUROPEAN NOVELTIES? >> YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT ONE NOVELTY STORE YOU GO TO,
ARE
>> YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT ONE NOVELTY STORE YOU GO TO, ARE YOU?
>>
ONE NOVELTY STORE YOU GO TO, ARE YOU? >> OH, JENNY.
>>
ARE YOU? >> OH, JENNY. >> WELL, IT'S GONNA BE A WORKOUT
TODAY,
>> OH, JENNY. >> WELL, IT'S GONNA BE A WORKOUT TODAY, I'LL TELL YOU.
I
>> WELL, IT'S GONNA BE A WORKOUT TODAY, I'LL TELL YOU. I SPENT $1,550 ON FOUR LOCKERS,
AND
TODAY, I'LL TELL YOU. I SPENT $1,550 ON FOUR LOCKERS, AND I KNOW THAT THERE IS A
BUNDLE
I SPENT $1,550 ON FOUR LOCKERS, AND I KNOW THAT THERE IS A BUNDLE OF PROFIT SITTING IN
THERE
AND I KNOW THAT THERE IS A BUNDLE OF PROFIT SITTING IN THERE WAITING ON ME.
HEY,
BUNDLE OF PROFIT SITTING IN THERE WAITING ON ME. HEY, GUYS, Y'ALL COME ON DOWN
AND
THERE WAITING ON ME. HEY, GUYS, Y'ALL COME ON DOWN AND LET'S GET TO THIS HEADBOARD
THAT
HEY, GUYS, Y'ALL COME ON DOWN AND LET'S GET TO THIS HEADBOARD THAT I WAS REAL INTERESTED IN.
THIS
THIS IS
THIS IS A
THIS IS A REAL GOOD PIECE OF
SOLID
THIS IS A REAL GOOD PIECE OF SOLID WOOD FURNITURE--$75.
WE
SOLID WOOD FURNITURE--$75. WE GOT CHEST ON CHEST, SIX
DRAWER,
WE GOT CHEST ON CHEST, SIX DRAWER, THREE INSIDE.
IT'S
DRAWER, THREE INSIDE. IT'S GOT SOME BEAUTIFUL CARVING
ACROSS
IT'S GOT SOME BEAUTIFUL CARVING ACROSS HERE.
IT'S
ACROSS HERE. IT'S 300 BUCKS.
THESE
IT'S 300 BUCKS. THESE ARE RECORD CABINETS.
ANOTHER
THESE ARE RECORD CABINETS. ANOTHER $100 BILL.
THIS
ANOTHER $100 BILL. THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF
FURNITURE,
THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF FURNITURE, MADE RIGHT HERE
IN
FURNITURE, MADE RIGHT HERE IN AMERICA.
THAT'S
IN AMERICA. THAT'S ANOTHER $40.
THIS
THAT'S ANOTHER $40. THIS IS A GREAT START.
AND
THIS IS A GREAT START. AND I STILL HAVE THREE LOCKERS
TO
AND I STILL HAVE THREE LOCKERS TO GO.
YEAH,
TO GO. YEAH, THIS IS THE LOCKER THAT
BUBBA
YEAH, THIS IS THE LOCKER THAT BUBBA THOUGHT HE'D GOT ME ON.
LET'S
BUBBA THOUGHT HE'D GOT ME ON. LET'S SEE WHAT I GOT.
WE
LET'S SEE WHAT I GOT. WE GOT FOUR OF THESE BARSTOOLS.
THESE
WE GOT FOUR OF THESE BARSTOOLS. THESE ARE VALUED AT ABOUT $50
APIECE.
AND
APIECE. AND THEN, WE HAVE THE TABLE THAT
MATCHES
AND THEN, WE HAVE THE TABLE THAT MATCHES THAT.
SO,
MATCHES THAT. SO, THIS ADDS ABOUT ANOTHER
$250.
THERE'S
$250. THERE'S SOME MORE OF THOSE
BARSTOOLS.
THERE'S
BARSTOOLS. THERE'S ONE, TWO, TWO IN THIS
BOX.
SO,
BOX. SO, THAT'S ANOTHER $100 BILL.
THIS
SO, THAT'S ANOTHER $100 BILL. THIS LOOKS LIKE IT'S
ANOTHER
THIS LOOKS LIKE IT'S ANOTHER ONE.
THAT'S
ANOTHER ONE. THAT'S ANOTHER $100.
THIS
THAT'S ANOTHER $100. THIS IS A SETTEE FOR THE END OF
THE
THIS IS A SETTEE FOR THE END OF THE BED.
IT'S
THE BED. IT'S ANOTHER $150.
THEN
IT'S ANOTHER $150. THEN YOU GOT THE BED.
THIS
THEN YOU GOT THE BED. THIS IS A QUEEN-SIZE
LEATHER
THIS IS A QUEEN-SIZE LEATHER BED.
400
LEATHER BED. 400 BUCKS.
THE
400 BUCKS. THE OTHER ITEM I HAD IN HERE
THAT
THE OTHER ITEM I HAD IN HERE THAT I KNEW I HAD...
WAS
THAT I KNEW I HAD... WAS A GOOD DRYER.
THESE
WAS A GOOD DRYER. THESE THINGS RUN AVERAGE OF
ABOUT
THESE THINGS RUN AVERAGE OF ABOUT $150 APIECE.
LET'S
ABOUT $150 APIECE. LET'S GO LOOK AT THE NEXT
LOCKER.
ALL
LOCKER. ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT
HERE.
THIS
HERE. THIS REALLY CAUGHT MY EYE.
I
THIS REALLY CAUGHT MY EYE. I LIKE TO FIND OLD WESTERN
STUFF.
THIS
STUFF. THIS IS A REAL GOOD ONE.
THIS
THIS IS A REAL GOOD ONE. THIS IS AMERICAN HAT COMPANY OUT
OF
THIS IS AMERICAN HAT COMPANY OUT OF HOUSTON, TEXAS.
WE'RE
OF HOUSTON, TEXAS. WE'RE LOOKING AT ABOUT 120 BUCKS
THERE.
WELL,
THERE. WELL, WE GOT SOME JEWELRY HERE.
AND
WELL, WE GOT SOME JEWELRY HERE. AND 14-CARAT GOLD LITTLE RING
LIKE
AND 14-CARAT GOLD LITTLE RING LIKE THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE
$100.
LET'S
$100. LET'S GET THIS STUFF LOADED ON
THE
LET'S GET THIS STUFF LOADED ON THE TRUCK.
I'M
THE TRUCK. I'M GOING TO THE NEXT LOCKER.
LOOK
I'M GOING TO THE NEXT LOCKER. LOOK AT THIS.
THEM
LOOK AT THIS. THEM ARE ALMOST BRAND NEW, FULL
QUILL
THEM ARE ALMOST BRAND NEW, FULL QUILL OSTRICH JUSTIN BOOTS.
THAT'S
QUILL OSTRICH JUSTIN BOOTS. THAT'S $100 ANYWHERE YOU GO.
ANOTHER
THAT'S $100 ANYWHERE YOU GO. ANOTHER NICE PAIR OF BOOTS.
THAT'S
ANOTHER NICE PAIR OF BOOTS. THAT'S ANOTHER $100.
I
THAT'S ANOTHER $100. I THINK WHEN YOU GET TO SOME OF
THE
I THINK WHEN YOU GET TO SOME OF THE FURNITURE...
THIS
THE FURNITURE... THIS IS A REALLY NICE ONE.
THIS
THIS IS A REALLY NICE ONE. THIS IS PROBABLY FROM ABOUT THE
1940s.
PROBABLY
1940s. PROBABLY USED BESIDE SOMEONE'S
BED.
SO,
BED. SO, YOU KNOW, THERE'S ANOTHER
$35.
JUST
$35. JUST LIKE I THOUGHT.
LOADED
JUST LIKE I THOUGHT. LOADED UP.
LOOK
LOADED UP. LOOK HERE.
FIRST
LOOK HERE. FIRST THING WE PULL OUT OF THE
BOX.
OLD
BOX. OLD TIMER, SKINNING KNIFE.
ONE
OLD TIMER, SKINNING KNIFE. ONE OF THE BEST MADE.
$50
ONE OF THE BEST MADE. $50 KNIFE IN THE CASE.
TOP
$50 KNIFE IN THE CASE. TOP OF THE LINE.
45
TOP OF THE LINE. 45 BUCKS.
$20
45 BUCKS. $20 PAIR OF PLIERS.
THIS
$20 PAIR OF PLIERS. THIS IS A WHOLE SET OF WOOD
CARVING
THIS IS A WHOLE SET OF WOOD CARVING TOOLS.
THOSE
CARVING TOOLS. THOSE WOOD CARVERS USED TO HAVE
A
THOSE WOOD CARVERS USED TO HAVE A LATHE, AND ON THAT LATHE IT
WOULD
A LATHE, AND ON THAT LATHE IT WOULD SPIN A PIECE OF WOOD.
AND
WOULD SPIN A PIECE OF WOOD. AND IF YOU HELD IT UP AGAINST
THE
AND IF YOU HELD IT UP AGAINST THE WOOD IT WOULD CUT THE WOOD
IN
THE WOOD IT WOULD CUT THE WOOD IN WHATEVER GRADE THAT YOU
WANTED
IN WHATEVER GRADE THAT YOU WANTED TO CUT IT.
THAT'S
WANTED TO CUT IT. THAT'S ABOUT 35 BUCKS.
OKAY,
THAT'S ABOUT 35 BUCKS. OKAY, WITH EVERYTHING THAT I'VE
GOT
OKAY, WITH EVERYTHING THAT I'VE GOT HERE, WHAT'S IN THE BOX,
$250.
WHAT?
THERE
THERE IT
THERE IT IS.
THERE'S
THERE'S THE HONEY HOLE RIGHT
THERE.
I
THERE'S THE HONEY HOLE RIGHT THERE. I KNEW IT WAS IN HERE, BUDDY.
THERE
THERE. I KNEW IT WAS IN HERE, BUDDY. THERE IT IS.
THAT'S
I KNEW IT WAS IN HERE, BUDDY. THERE IT IS. THAT'S THE LATHE.
THIS
THERE IT IS. THAT'S THE LATHE. THIS THING IS AWESOME.
ALL
THAT'S THE LATHE. THIS THING IS AWESOME. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PUT YOUR
PIECE
THIS THING IS AWESOME. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PUT YOUR PIECE OF WOOD IN BETWEEN THESE
TWO
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PUT YOUR PIECE OF WOOD IN BETWEEN THESE TWO PIECES HERE.
GO
PIECE OF WOOD IN BETWEEN THESE TWO PIECES HERE. GO TO CARVING OUT YOUR TABLE
LEGS.
YOU
GO TO CARVING OUT YOUR TABLE LEGS. YOU CAN TURN ANYTHING YOU WANT
TO
LEGS. YOU CAN TURN ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TURN.
I
YOU CAN TURN ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TURN. I KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT TOOLS AND
WHAT
TO TURN. I KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT TOOLS AND WHAT THEY BRING, BUT THIS IS
REALLY
I KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT TOOLS AND WHAT THEY BRING, BUT THIS IS REALLY SPECIAL.
SO
WHAT THEY BRING, BUT THIS IS REALLY SPECIAL. SO I'M GONNA GET A PROFESSIONAL
OPINION
REALLY SPECIAL. SO I'M GONNA GET A PROFESSIONAL OPINION ON WHAT IT'S WORTH.
THAT'S
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
RIGHT
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE.
BRAND
RIGHT THERE. BRAND NEW BRASS HEADBOARD,
MATTRESS
BRAND NEW BRASS HEADBOARD, MATTRESS BOX SPRINGS, I'M $250
BETTER
MATTRESS BOX SPRINGS, I'M $250 BETTER TODAY THAN I WAS
WHEN
BETTER TODAY THAN I WAS WHEN I GOT UP THIS MORNING.
THIS
WHEN I GOT UP THIS MORNING. THIS IS SOME REAL GOOD '70s
FURNITURE.
GOT
FURNITURE. GOT A MATCHING SET OF THEM.
100
GOT A MATCHING SET OF THEM. 100 BUCKS APIECE.
LET'S
100 BUCKS APIECE. LET'S CHECK THIS OUT RIGHT HERE.
JUST
LET'S CHECK THIS OUT RIGHT HERE. JUST SET IT DOWN RIGHT THERE,
FELLAS.
GOOD
FELLAS. GOOD HARD ROCK MAPLE PIECE.
THIS
GOOD HARD ROCK MAPLE PIECE. THIS LITTLE DRESSER RIGHT HERE'S
$75.
IT
$75. IT JUST ADDS TO ALL THE PROFIT
THAT
IT JUST ADDS TO ALL THE PROFIT THAT I'VE BEEN BLESSED WITH
TODAY.
YOU
YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW, I REALLY CLEANED UP
TODAY,
YOU KNOW, I REALLY CLEANED UP TODAY, AND IF THIS WOOD LATHE
TURNS
YOU KNOW, I REALLY CLEANED UP TODAY, AND IF THIS WOOD LATHE TURNS OUT TO BE WHAT I THINK
IT'S
TODAY, AND IF THIS WOOD LATHE TURNS OUT TO BE WHAT I THINK IT'S GONNA BE, CHA-CHING A
LOTTA,
TURNS OUT TO BE WHAT I THINK IT'S GONNA BE, CHA-CHING A LOTTA, BABY.
JUST
IT'S GONNA BE, CHA-CHING A LOTTA, BABY. JUST A LITTLE MORE MONEY IN BIG
BOY'S
LOTTA, BABY. JUST A LITTLE MORE MONEY IN BIG BOY'S POCKET.
NOW
JUST A LITTLE MORE MONEY IN BIG BOY'S POCKET. NOW I'M GOING
>>
>> MARY
>> MARY AND I FOUND THIS 1970s
RUSSIAN
>> MARY AND I FOUND THIS 1970s RUSSIAN LOOKING POSTER.
THE
THE ONLY
THE ONLY PLACE WE COULD THINK TO
TAKE
THE ONLY PLACE WE COULD THINK TO TAKE IT WAS THIS CUTE LITTLE
RUSSIAN
THE ONLY PLACE WE COULD THINK TO TAKE IT WAS THIS CUTE LITTLE RUSSIAN GIFT SHOP/BAKERY
/RESTAURANT/GROCERY
TAKE IT WAS THIS CUTE LITTLE RUSSIAN GIFT SHOP/BAKERY /RESTAURANT/GROCERY STORE.
HI,
RUSSIAN GIFT SHOP/BAKERY /RESTAURANT/GROCERY STORE. HI, HOW ARE YOU?
>>
/RESTAURANT/GROCERY STORE. HI, HOW ARE YOU? >> HI, HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
>>
HI, HOW ARE YOU? >> HI, HOW ARE YOU TODAY? >> GOOD.
>>
>> HI, HOW ARE YOU TODAY? >> GOOD. >> LET ME SEE THESE POSTERS.
WOW.
I
>> LET ME SEE THESE POSTERS. WOW. I DID NOT SEE THIS POSTER FOR
MANY,
WOW. I DID NOT SEE THIS POSTER FOR MANY, MANY YEARS.
>>
I DID NOT SEE THIS POSTER FOR MANY, MANY YEARS. >> IT'S OLD?
>>
MANY, MANY YEARS. >> IT'S OLD? >> WELL, NOT OLD LIKE ME, BUT--
>>
>> IT'S OLD? >> WELL, NOT OLD LIKE ME, BUT-- >> YEAH.
>>
>> WELL, NOT OLD LIKE ME, BUT-- >> YEAH. >> THIS POSTER WAS ISSUED IN
'73.
THIS
>> THIS POSTER WAS ISSUED IN '73. THIS ELECTION IN LOCAL COUNCIL
PEOPLES.
>>
THIS ELECTION IN LOCAL COUNCIL PEOPLES. >> SO, DID YOU VOTE DURING THIS
TIME?
>>
>> SO, DID YOU VOTE DURING THIS TIME? >> OH, YEAH.
YOU
TIME? >> OH, YEAH. YOU HAVE TO VOTE.
RUSSIAN
>> OH, YEAH. YOU HAVE TO VOTE. RUSSIAN ELECTION IS ACTUALLY
JOKE.
COMMUNIST
RUSSIAN ELECTION IS ACTUALLY JOKE. COMMUNIST PARTY PICK UP ONE
PERSON
JOKE. COMMUNIST PARTY PICK UP ONE PERSON AND YOU NEED
TO
COMMUNIST PARTY PICK UP ONE PERSON AND YOU NEED TO VOTE FOR IT.
>>
PERSON AND YOU NEED TO VOTE FOR IT. >> AND IF YOU DON'T?
>>
TO VOTE FOR IT. >> AND IF YOU DON'T? >> YOU COULD HAVE A LOT OF
PROBLEMS
>> AND IF YOU DON'T? >> YOU COULD HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS KGB.
>>
>> YOU COULD HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS KGB. >> SO, WHAT DOES THIS SAY?
>>
PROBLEMS KGB. >> SO, WHAT DOES THIS SAY? >> OKAY, IN RUSSIAN LANGUAGE, IT
SAY...
[speaks
>> OKAY, IN RUSSIAN LANGUAGE, IT SAY... [speaks Russian]
>>
SAY... [speaks Russian] >> CAN YOU SAY THAT AGAIN?
>>
[speaks Russian] >> CAN YOU SAY THAT AGAIN? >> [laughs]
TRANSLATED
>> CAN YOU SAY THAT AGAIN? >> [laughs] TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH, IT
WILL
>> [laughs] TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH, IT WILL BE, "WE VOTING FOR FUTURE
OF
TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH, IT WILL BE, "WE VOTING FOR FUTURE OF OUR MOTHERLAND."
>>
WILL BE, "WE VOTING FOR FUTURE OF OUR MOTHERLAND." >> THIS IS MY FAVORITE WORD.
POCUBET. IT'S
OF OUR MOTHERLAND." >> THIS IS MY FAVORITE WORD. POCUBET. IT'S CUTE.
I
>> THIS IS MY FAVORITE WORD. POCUBET. IT'S CUTE. I WANT TO NAME MY PET THIS.
>>
POCUBET. IT'S CUTE. I WANT TO NAME MY PET THIS. >> [speaks Russian].
>> POCUBET.
>>
>> [speaks Russian]. >> POCUBET. >> [speaks Russian].
>> POCUBET.
>>
>> [speaks Russian]. >> POCUBET. >> IT'S RACUVIT?
>>
>> POCUBET. >> IT'S RACUVIT? >> YEAH, BECAUSE THIS RUSSIAN
"R".
>> RACUVIETE.
>>
"R". >> RACUVIETE. >> VERY GOOD.
>>
>> RACUVIETE. >> VERY GOOD. >> SHOW-OFF.
>>
>> VERY GOOD. >> SHOW-OFF. >> SO, UM, HOW MUCH DO YOU
THINK
>> SHOW-OFF. >> SO, UM, HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THAT THIS THING'S WORTH?
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S ORIGINAL, FOR SURE.
AND
>> IT'S ORIGINAL, FOR SURE. AND I WOULD SAY...$250.
>>
AND I WOULD SAY...$250. >> THAT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR
YOU
>> THAT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR YOU TO PAY ME BACK.
>>
YOU TO PAY ME BACK. >> PERFECT.
JENNY'S
>> PERFECT. JENNY'S LIKE AN ELEPHANT.
SHE
JENNY'S LIKE AN ELEPHANT. SHE NEVER FORGETS ANYTHING.
AND
AND SHE'S
AND SHE'S GOT BIG EARS.
>>
AND SHE'S GOT BIG EARS. >> THANK YOU.
>>
AND SHE'S GOT BIG EARS. >> THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU.
>>
>> THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU. >> THANKS.
NICE
>> THANK YOU. >> THANKS. NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> DASVIDANIYA.
>> POCUBET.
[both
>>
>> I
>> I FOUND A LATHE IN ONE OF MY
LOCKERS.
SO
>> I FOUND A LATHE IN ONE OF MY LOCKERS. SO I'M OVER HERE AT DOCTOR
JIMMY
LOCKERS. SO I'M OVER HERE AT DOCTOR JIMMY GILL'S WORKSHOP TO FIND
OUT
SO I'M OVER HERE AT DOCTOR JIMMY GILL'S WORKSHOP TO FIND OUT WHAT IT'S WORTH.
JOHN?
HOW
OUT WHAT IT'S WORTH. JOHN? HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY?
>>
JOHN? HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY? >> OH, DOING FINE.
>>
HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY? >> OH, DOING FINE. >> I FOUND THIS PIECE IN A
LOCKER
>> OH, DOING FINE. >> I FOUND THIS PIECE IN A LOCKER THAT I BOUGHT.
>>
>> I FOUND THIS PIECE IN A LOCKER THAT I BOUGHT. >> THIS IS CALLED A MINI LATHE.
WHAT
LOCKER THAT I BOUGHT. >> THIS IS CALLED A MINI LATHE. WHAT YOU DO IS PUT A PIECE OF
WOOD
>> THIS IS CALLED A MINI LATHE. WHAT YOU DO IS PUT A PIECE OF WOOD IN THIS SECTION RIGHT HERE.
HERE
WHAT YOU DO IS PUT A PIECE OF WOOD IN THIS SECTION RIGHT HERE. HERE IS YOUR TOOL REST
AND
WOOD IN THIS SECTION RIGHT HERE. HERE IS YOUR TOOL REST AND IT'S ADJUSTABLE IN BOTH
HEIGHT
HERE IS YOUR TOOL REST AND IT'S ADJUSTABLE IN BOTH HEIGHT AND IN DIRECTION.
WORKS
AND IT'S ADJUSTABLE IN BOTH HEIGHT AND IN DIRECTION. WORKS LIKE THAT.
LET'S
HEIGHT AND IN DIRECTION. WORKS LIKE THAT. LET'S TRY THE SPEED CONTROL.
>>
WORKS LIKE THAT. LET'S TRY THE SPEED CONTROL. >> WHOO.
>>
LET'S TRY THE SPEED CONTROL. >> WHOO. >> OH.
>>
>> WHOO. >> OH. >> SHE TOOK OFF.
>>
>> OH. >> SHE TOOK OFF. >> IT REALLY DID.
NOW
>> SHE TOOK OFF. >> IT REALLY DID. NOW LET'S CHECK THE LATHE OUT.
AND
>> IT REALLY DID. NOW LET'S CHECK THE LATHE OUT. AND WE'RE GONNA TURN THE SPEED
UP
NOW LET'S CHECK THE LATHE OUT. AND WE'RE GONNA TURN THE SPEED UP AS HIGH AS IT'LL GO.
>>
AND WE'RE GONNA TURN THE SPEED UP AS HIGH AS IT'LL GO. >> YOU'RE JUST ACTUALLY DIGGING
INTO
UP AS HIGH AS IT'LL GO. >> YOU'RE JUST ACTUALLY DIGGING INTO THE WOOD.
>>
>> YOU'RE JUST ACTUALLY DIGGING INTO THE WOOD. >> THAT'S RIGHT, I'M CUTTING IT.
>>
INTO THE WOOD. >> THAT'S RIGHT, I'M CUTTING IT. >> YOU'RE JUST DOING THAT LIKE A
PROFESSIONAL
>> THAT'S RIGHT, I'M CUTTING IT. >> YOU'RE JUST DOING THAT LIKE A PROFESSIONAL THERE, JOHN.
>>
>> YOU'RE JUST DOING THAT LIKE A PROFESSIONAL THERE, JOHN. >> WELL, IT'S NOT MY FIRST
RODEO.
AND
>> WELL, IT'S NOT MY FIRST RODEO. AND THERE IS YOUR LEG.
>>
RODEO. AND THERE IS YOUR LEG. >> THAT'S AMAZING.
YOU
AND THERE IS YOUR LEG. >> THAT'S AMAZING. YOU JUST WHITTLED
A
>> THAT'S AMAZING. YOU JUST WHITTLED A TABLE LEG OUT.
>>
YOU JUST WHITTLED A TABLE LEG OUT. >> IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN DO
IN
A TABLE LEG OUT. >> IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN DO IN JUST A FEW MINUTES ON THE
LATHE.
>>
IN JUST A FEW MINUTES ON THE LATHE. >> NOW, JOHN, THIS IS THE BIG
QUESTION.
WHAT'S
>> NOW, JOHN, THIS IS THE BIG QUESTION. WHAT'S MY LATHE WORTH?
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, I'M GONNA GUESS...
ABOUT
>> WELL, I'M GONNA GUESS... ABOUT 375.
>>
ABOUT 375. >> CHA-CHING.
THAT'S
>> CHA-CHING. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THAT
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT IS AWESOME.
>>
THAT IS AWESOME. >> VERY GOOD.
>>
>> VERY GOOD. >> THANK YOU, JOHN.
APPRECIATE
>> THANK YOU, JOHN. APPRECIATE YOU TODAY.
>>
APPRECIATE YOU TODAY. >> YOU BET.
>>
>> FOUR
>> FOUR LOCKERS.
DOUBLE
>> FOUR LOCKERS. DOUBLE MY MONEY.
IT'S
>> FOUR LOCKERS. DOUBLE MY MONEY. IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, PEOPLE.
YOU
DOUBLE MY MONEY. IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, PEOPLE. YOU WANT TO MAKE MONEY, YOU GOT
TO
IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, PEOPLE. YOU WANT TO MAKE MONEY, YOU GOT TO SPEND
>>
>> BUBBA
>> BUBBA AND I ARE AT THE EAST
TEXAS
>> BUBBA AND I ARE AT THE EAST TEXAS RIFLE AND PISTOL CLUB.
WE
WE FOUND
WE FOUND SOME SKEET THROWERS IN
OUR
WE FOUND SOME SKEET THROWERS IN OUR LOCKER.
SO,
WE FOUND SOME SKEET THROWERS IN OUR LOCKER. SO, WE'RE AIMING TO FIND OUT
WHAT
OUR LOCKER. SO, WE'RE AIMING TO FIND OUT WHAT THEY'RE WORTH, AND TAKE
THEM
SO, WE'RE AIMING TO FIND OUT WHAT THEY'RE WORTH, AND TAKE THEM FOR A LITTLE TEST DRIVE...
IF
WHAT THEY'RE WORTH, AND TAKE THEM FOR A LITTLE TEST DRIVE... IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
>>
THEM FOR A LITTLE TEST DRIVE... IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. >> OOH, VERY NICE.
>>
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. >> OOH, VERY NICE. >> IS THAT A GOOD BRAND?
THAT
>> OOH, VERY NICE. >> IS THAT A GOOD BRAND? THAT LINCOLN BRAND?
>>
>> IS THAT A GOOD BRAND? THAT LINCOLN BRAND? >> LINCOLN IS AN EXCELLENT
BRAND.
IF
>> LINCOLN IS AN EXCELLENT BRAND. IF THESE THINGS HAVE BEEN USED,
IT'S
BRAND. IF THESE THINGS HAVE BEEN USED, IT'S BEEN VERY LITTLE.
YOU
IF THESE THINGS HAVE BEEN USED, IT'S BEEN VERY LITTLE. YOU HAVE GOOD RUBBER ON THE
FLIGHT
IT'S BEEN VERY LITTLE. YOU HAVE GOOD RUBBER ON THE FLIGHT ADJUSTMENT TABS HERE.
THE
YOU HAVE GOOD RUBBER ON THE FLIGHT ADJUSTMENT TABS HERE. THE BEARINGS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE
IN
FLIGHT ADJUSTMENT TABS HERE. THE BEARINGS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE IN EXCELLENT SHAPE.
THERE'S
THE BEARINGS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE IN EXCELLENT SHAPE. THERE'S NO OIL SEEPAGE.
TO
IN EXCELLENT SHAPE. THERE'S NO OIL SEEPAGE. TO RELEASE THE BIRD, YOU JUST
MERELY
THERE'S NO OIL SEEPAGE. TO RELEASE THE BIRD, YOU JUST MERELY PULL DOWN ON THIS.
WHY
TO RELEASE THE BIRD, YOU JUST MERELY PULL DOWN ON THIS. WHY DON'T WE GO AHEAD AND MOUNT
ONE
MERELY PULL DOWN ON THIS. WHY DON'T WE GO AHEAD AND MOUNT ONE AND SEE HOW IT WORKS?
>>
WHY DON'T WE GO AHEAD AND MOUNT ONE AND SEE HOW IT WORKS? >> SOUNDS GOOD.
YEAH.
>>
>> SOUNDS GOOD. YEAH. >> OKAY.
FIRST
YEAH. >> OKAY. FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO IS GO
AHEAD
>> OKAY. FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO IS GO AHEAD AND COCK THE MACHINE.
>>
FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO IS GO AHEAD AND COCK THE MACHINE. >> OKAY.
>>
AHEAD AND COCK THE MACHINE. >> OKAY. >> WE GO AHEAD AND JUST PUT TWO
CLAYS
>> OKAY. >> WE GO AHEAD AND JUST PUT TWO CLAYS IN.
>>
>> WE GO AHEAD AND JUST PUT TWO CLAYS IN. >> WHOO, I'M GETTING BACK.
>>
CLAYS IN. >> WHOO, I'M GETTING BACK. >> HERE WE GO.
PULL.
>>
>> HERE WE GO. PULL. >> OH, MAN.
>>
PULL. >> OH, MAN. >> VERY NICE.
>>
>> OH, MAN. >> VERY NICE. >> THAT'S BADASS RIGHT THERE.
>>
>> VERY NICE. >> THAT'S BADASS RIGHT THERE. >> I THINK THEY'RE ALL GONNA
WORK
>> THAT'S BADASS RIGHT THERE. >> I THINK THEY'RE ALL GONNA WORK GREAT.
THEY
>> I THINK THEY'RE ALL GONNA WORK GREAT. THEY ALL SHOULD THROW ABOUT THE
SAME
WORK GREAT. THEY ALL SHOULD THROW ABOUT THE SAME PATTERN.
>>
THEY ALL SHOULD THROW ABOUT THE SAME PATTERN. >> WELL, NEWT, WHAT DO YOU THINK
THESE
SAME PATTERN. >> WELL, NEWT, WHAT DO YOU THINK THESE ARE WORTH?
>>
>> I
>> I THINK YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
GET...
AT
GET... AT LEAST $500 APIECE FOR IT.
>>
AT LEAST $500 APIECE FOR IT. >> EACH?
>>
>> EACH? >> I THINK $500 EACH WOULD
BE
>> I THINK $500 EACH WOULD BE A GOOD--
>>
BE A GOOD-- >> $500.
>>
>> $500. >> THAT'S A LICK.
I
>> THAT'S A LICK. I KNOW WE SAY "THAT'S A LICK" A
LOT,
I KNOW WE SAY "THAT'S A LICK" A LOT, BUT THAT IS A LICK.
WE
WE JUST
WE JUST TOOK A BIG STEP TOWARDS
THAT
WE JUST TOOK A BIG STEP TOWARDS THAT DOWN PAYMENT.
>>
WE JUST TOOK A BIG STEP TOWARDS THAT DOWN PAYMENT. >> LET'S GET OUR GUNS AND SHOOT
SOMETHING.
>>
>> LET'S GET OUR GUNS AND SHOOT SOMETHING. >> GET OUR GUNS.
>>
SOMETHING. >> GET OUR GUNS. >> I LIKE THE SHOOTING PART.
LET'S
>> GET OUR GUNS. >> I LIKE THE SHOOTING PART. LET'S GO GET IT.
>>
>> I LIKE THE SHOOTING PART. LET'S GO GET IT. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
LET'S GO GET IT. >> ALL RIGHT. >> WE'RE READY.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> WE'RE READY. >> ALL RIGHT, BIG BOY, SHOW ME.
LOOK
>> WE'RE READY. >> ALL RIGHT, BIG BOY, SHOW ME. LOOK AT HIM.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, BIG BOY, SHOW ME. LOOK AT HIM. >> ALL RIGHT, PULL.
[gunshot]
PULL.
[gunshot]
PULL.
[gunshot]
>>
PULL. [gunshot] >> VERY NICELY DONE.
>>
[gunshot] >> VERY NICELY DONE. >> ALL MY SWEET BITCHES.
THAT'S
>> VERY NICELY DONE. >> ALL MY SWEET BITCHES. THAT'S THREE.
>>
>> ALL MY SWEET BITCHES. THAT'S THREE. >> RICKY, TRAP IS READY.
>>
THAT'S THREE. >> RICKY, TRAP IS READY. >> PULL.
[gunshot]
PULL.
[gunshot]
>>
PULL. [gunshot] >> NICE.
>>
[gunshot] >> NICE. >> THIS ONE, RICKY, IS TO SEE
WHO
>> NICE. >> THIS ONE, RICKY, IS TO SEE WHO DRIVES HOME.
>>
>> THIS ONE, RICKY, IS TO SEE WHO DRIVES HOME. >> OKAY.
PULL.
>>
>> OKAY. PULL. >> [laughs]
>>
PULL. >> [laughs] >> UH OH.
>>
>> [laughs] >> UH OH. >> WE CAN'T ALL BE LIKE ME.
>>
>> UH OH. >> WE CAN'T ALL BE LIKE ME. >> I KNOW.
>>
>> WE CAN'T ALL BE LIKE ME. >> I KNOW. >> narrator: THE MASTERS OF
MESQUITE
>> I KNOW. >> narrator: THE MASTERS OF MESQUITE WERE RICKY AND BUBBA
WHO
>> narrator: THE MASTERS OF MESQUITE WERE RICKY AND BUBBA WHO PULLED NEARLY 5,000 BUCKS
FROM
MESQUITE WERE RICKY AND BUBBA WHO PULLED NEARLY 5,000 BUCKS FROM THEIR SKEET SHOOTING
EQUIPMENT.
KENNY
FROM THEIR SKEET SHOOTING EQUIPMENT. KENNY STOWE CARVED OUT $1,900
FROM
EQUIPMENT. KENNY STOWE CARVED OUT $1,900 FROM HIS WOOD LATHE.
JENNY
JENNY AND
JENNY AND MARY STAYED OUT OF THE
RED,
JENNY AND MARY STAYED OUT OF THE RED, EARNING 350 BUCKS FROM
THEIR
RED, EARNING 350 BUCKS FROM THEIR SOVIET-ERA POSTER.
WHILE
THEIR SOVIET-ERA POSTER. WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY'S GAME
WAS
WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY'S GAME WAS RAINED OUT.
>>
WAS RAINED OUT. >> I MEAN, THAT'S FOR YOUR
ELEPHANT
>> I MEAN, THAT'S FOR YOUR ELEPHANT TRUNK RIGHT THERE.
>>
ELEPHANT TRUNK RIGHT THERE. >> [trumpets]
>>
>> [trumpets] >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> THAT'S NOT AN ELEPHANT.
YOU
>> THAT'S NOT AN ELEPHANT. YOU WATCH PLENTY PLENTY OF
NATURE
YOU WATCH PLENTY PLENTY OF NATURE SHOWS.
WHAT'S
NATURE SHOWS. WHAT'S AN ELEPHANT?
>>
WHAT'S AN ELEPHANT? >> [growls].
>>
>> [growls]. >> OH.
THAT'S
>> OH. THAT'S A MATING ELEPHANT.
>>
THAT'S A MATING ELEPHANT. >> [growls]
YOU
>> [growls] YOU DON'T MATE WITH THIS.
>>
YOU DON'T MATE WITH THIS. >> WHAT DO THEY MATE WITH?
OH,
>> WHAT DO THEY MATE WITH? OH, THAT'S--
>>
OH, THAT'S-- >> WELL, NOT THE TRUNK, YOU--
>>
>> WELL, NOT THE TRUNK, YOU-- >> OH, THAT'S FOR FOREPLAY.
>>
>> OH, THAT'S FOR FOREPLAY. >> GOOD GOD. GOOD LORD.
>>
>> GOOD GOD. GOOD LORD. >> THAT'S FOR ELEPHANT FOREPLAY.
>>
>> THAT'S FOR ELEPHANT FOREPLAY. >> I RECKON SO.
>>
>> I RECKON SO. >> GET UP IN