>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
[whip
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... [whip cracks]
THE
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... [whip cracks] THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
[whip cracks] THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH! SO NEAT!
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH! SO NEAT! >> 750.
>>
>> OOH! SO NEAT! >> 750. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE! >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> THAT GUY'S TRYING TOO HARD.
PAPER
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> THAT GUY'S TRYING TOO HARD. PAPER COWBOY RIGHT THERE.
>>
>> THAT GUY'S TRYING TOO HARD. PAPER COWBOY RIGHT THERE. >> YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP!
YOU
PAPER COWBOY RIGHT THERE. >> YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP! YOU FROM TEXAS?
>>
>> YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP! YOU FROM TEXAS? >> FROM TEXAS.
>>
YOU FROM TEXAS? >> FROM TEXAS. >> YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
>>
>> FROM TEXAS. >> YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? >> THEM THERE'RE FIGHTIN' WORDS.
>>
>> YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? >> THEM THERE'RE FIGHTIN' WORDS. >> LATELY, I'M SPENDING A LOT
MORE
>> THEM THERE'RE FIGHTIN' WORDS. >> LATELY, I'M SPENDING A LOT MORE THAN I'M MAKING.
GARBAGE.
I
MORE THAN I'M MAKING. GARBAGE. I HAVE NO IDEA.
GARBAGE.
KEEP
I HAVE NO IDEA. GARBAGE. KEEP LOADING THAT STUFF.
>>
GARBAGE. KEEP LOADING THAT STUFF. >> I'M SWEATING MY ASS OFF HERE.
>>
KEEP LOADING THAT STUFF. >> I'M SWEATING MY ASS OFF HERE. >> YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE FIRED.
>>
>> I'M SWEATING MY ASS OFF HERE. >> YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE FIRED. >> HUH?
>>
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE FIRED. >> HUH? >> WE'RE COMING AT IT GUNS
BLAZING.
WE'RE
>> WE'RE COMING AT IT GUNS BLAZING. WE'RE GONNA TAKE ALL THE
LOCKERS.
>>
WE'RE GONNA TAKE ALL THE LOCKERS. >> I SOLD IT!
>>
LOCKERS. >> I SOLD IT! >> I'M NOT SCARED OF THESE TWO.
>>
>> I SOLD IT! >> I'M NOT SCARED OF THESE TWO. >> OH, MY GOD!
>>
>> I'M NOT SCARED OF THESE TWO. >> OH, MY GOD! >> AHH!
>>
>> OH, MY GOD! >> AHH! >> THIS BOX COULD BE HOLDING
SOMETHING
>> AHH! >> THIS BOX COULD BE HOLDING SOMETHING PRICELESS.
>>
>> THIS BOX COULD BE HOLDING SOMETHING PRICELESS. >> WOW, THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
SOMETIMES
SOMETHING PRICELESS. >> WOW, THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. SOMETIMES WORTH MILLIONS.
>>
>> WOW, THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. SOMETIMES WORTH MILLIONS. >> MILLIONS?
[country
SOMETIMES WORTH MILLIONS. >> MILLIONS? [country rock music]
♪
>> MILLIONS? [country rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF
FROM
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
>> I
>> I SEE
>> I SEE TREASURES.
DOLLAR
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS.
♪
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS. ♪ ♪
>>
DOLLAR SIGNS. ♪ ♪ >> all: OH!
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. >> READY TO GO?
>>
FIND. >> READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> HEY!
>>
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> YES.
♪
>> YES. ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> YES. ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> AND
>> AND IT'S SOLD!
TODAY'S
>> AND IT'S SOLD! TODAY'S AUCTION IS IN FORT
WORTH,
TODAY'S AUCTION IS IN FORT WORTH, TEXAS.
AND
AND WITH
AND WITH ALL THE OIL MONEY IN
THIS
AND WITH ALL THE OIL MONEY IN THIS HERE TOWN, OUR BUYERS ARE
HOPING
AND WITH ALL THE OIL MONEY IN THIS HERE TOWN, OUR BUYERS ARE HOPING TO DRILL DOWN AND HIT A
GUSHER.
>>
HOPING TO DRILL DOWN AND HIT A GUSHER. >> I WAS THINKING, SINCE OUR
LAST
GUSHER. >> I WAS THINKING, SINCE OUR LAST AUCTION, WE'RE A PRETTY
AWESOME
>> I WAS THINKING, SINCE OUR LAST AUCTION, WE'RE A PRETTY AWESOME DUO.
>>
LAST AUCTION, WE'RE A PRETTY AWESOME DUO. >> FREAKIN' BADASSES.
>>
AWESOME DUO. >> FREAKIN' BADASSES. >> WE'RE COMING AT IT GUNS
BLAZING.
>>
>> WE'RE COMING AT IT GUNS BLAZING. >> [laughing]
>>
BLAZING. >> [laughing] >> WE'RE GONNA TAKE ALL THE
LOCKERS.
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA TAKE ALL THE LOCKERS. >> [imitating gunshot]
>>
LOCKERS. >> [imitating gunshot] >> WE'RE GONNA TAKE IT ALL HOME.
>>
>> [imitating gunshot] >> WE'RE GONNA TAKE IT ALL HOME. >> [imitating gunshot]
>>
>> WE'RE GONNA TAKE IT ALL HOME. >> [imitating gunshot] >> SHOOT 'EM UP.
>>
>> [imitating gunshot] >> SHOOT 'EM UP. >> [imitating gunshots]
I
I THINK
I THINK I
I THINK I JUST SHOT THE GUY
BEHIND
I THINK I JUST SHOT THE GUY BEHIND US.
>>
>> TODAY,
>> TODAY, I'M LOOKING FOR SOME
FAST
>> TODAY, I'M LOOKING FOR SOME FAST CASH.
AND
>> TODAY, I'M LOOKING FOR SOME FAST CASH. AND TO ME, THAT MEANS TOOLS,
GARAGE
FAST CASH. AND TO ME, THAT MEANS TOOLS, GARAGE EQUIPMENT, COMMERCIAL
ITEMS.
YOU
YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW, LATELY I'M SPENDING
A
YOU KNOW, LATELY I'M SPENDING A LOT MORE THAN I'M MAKING.
I
I CAN'T
I CAN'T OVERSPEND ON A LOCKER
IF
I CAN'T OVERSPEND ON A LOCKER IF I'M TRYING TO RECOUP MY
COSTS.
EVEN
IF I'M TRYING TO RECOUP MY COSTS. EVEN THOUGH I SPENT MOST OF IT
ON
COSTS. EVEN THOUGH I SPENT MOST OF IT ON A NEW
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I WAS THINKING ABOUT JENNY AND MARY.
IF
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I WAS THINKING ABOUT JENNY AND MARY. IF THEY'RE A TEAM, THAT'S A
LITTLE
ABOUT JENNY AND MARY. IF THEY'RE A TEAM, THAT'S A LITTLE MORE DOLLARS INFLICTING
WITH
IF THEY'RE A TEAM, THAT'S A LITTLE MORE DOLLARS INFLICTING WITH OUR INTERESTS.
>>
LITTLE MORE DOLLARS INFLICTING WITH OUR INTERESTS. >> WE NEED TO TRY TO GET IN
THEIR
WITH OUR INTERESTS. >> WE NEED TO TRY TO GET IN THEIR HEADS AND GET 'EM UPSET
AT
>> WE NEED TO TRY TO GET IN THEIR HEADS AND GET 'EM UPSET AT EACH OTHER.
>>
THEIR HEADS AND GET 'EM UPSET AT EACH OTHER. >> OH! THAT'S GOOD.
TIME
AT EACH OTHER. >> OH! THAT'S GOOD. TIME FOR A LITTLE PSYCHOLOGY,
PROFESSOR
>> OH! THAT'S GOOD. TIME FOR A LITTLE PSYCHOLOGY, PROFESSOR SMITH.
>>
TIME FOR A LITTLE PSYCHOLOGY, PROFESSOR SMITH. >> THERE'S RICKY AND BUBBA.
I'M
PROFESSOR SMITH. >> THERE'S RICKY AND BUBBA. I'M NOT EVEN INTIMIDATED.
NOPE.
WHAT'S
I'M NOT EVEN INTIMIDATED. NOPE. WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
>>
NOPE. WHAT'S UP, GUYS? >> YOU LADIES GOING SHOPPING
TOGETHER?
>>
>> YOU LADIES GOING SHOPPING TOGETHER? >> WE ARE.
YOU
TOGETHER? >> WE ARE. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
LADIES
>> WE ARE. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN LADIES SHOP TOGETHER.
>>
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN LADIES SHOP TOGETHER. >> THEY SPEND THEIR HUSBANDS'
MONEY.
>>
>> THEY SPEND THEIR HUSBANDS' MONEY. >> I'M NOT SCARED OF THESE TWO.
I'M
MONEY. >> I'M NOT SCARED OF THESE TWO. I'M NOT WORRIED.
>>
>> I'M NOT SCARED OF THESE TWO. I'M NOT WORRIED. >> WE HAVE DOUBLE THE MONEY NOW.
SO
I'M NOT WORRIED. >> WE HAVE DOUBLE THE MONEY NOW. SO WE'RE EITHER GONNA BE
DROPPING
>> WE HAVE DOUBLE THE MONEY NOW. SO WE'RE EITHER GONNA BE DROPPING LOCKERS ON YOU...
OR
SO WE'RE EITHER GONNA BE DROPPING LOCKERS ON YOU... OR MAKING YOU SPEND MORE MONEY.
>>
DROPPING LOCKERS ON YOU... OR MAKING YOU SPEND MORE MONEY. >> [laughing]
OH,
OH, MY
OH, MY GOD, SHOOT
>>
>> MORNIN', HOW ARE YOU?
>>
>> MORNIN', HOW ARE YOU? >> I'M GOOD.
>>
>> MORNIN', HOW ARE YOU? >> I'M GOOD. >> THAT GUY'S TRYING TOO HARD.
>>
>> I'M GOOD. >> THAT GUY'S TRYING TOO HARD. >> YEAH, HE IS.
>>
>> THAT GUY'S TRYING TOO HARD. >> YEAH, HE IS. >> THAT'S CALLED A PAPER COWBOY
RIGHT
>> YEAH, HE IS. >> THAT'S CALLED A PAPER COWBOY RIGHT THERE.
THE
>> THAT'S CALLED A PAPER COWBOY RIGHT THERE. THE ONLY THING HE KNOWS ABOUT
RANCHING
RIGHT THERE. THE ONLY THING HE KNOWS ABOUT RANCHING IS HOW TO BACK THEM
SHEEP
THE ONLY THING HE KNOWS ABOUT RANCHING IS HOW TO BACK THEM SHEEP UP.
>>
RANCHING IS HOW TO BACK THEM SHEEP UP. >> [laughing]
>>
SHEEP UP. >> [laughing] >> THAT'S A REAL COWBOY RIGHT
THERE.
HARD-CORE.
>>
THERE. HARD-CORE. >> IT'S OKAY, HE PROBABLY JUST
WANTS
HARD-CORE. >> IT'S OKAY, HE PROBABLY JUST WANTS TO BUY LIKE ROPES AND
CATTLE.
>>
WANTS TO BUY LIKE ROPES AND CATTLE. >> YOU THE AUCTIONEER?
>>
CATTLE. >> YOU THE AUCTIONEER? >> HEY, I SURE AM!
>>
>> YOU THE AUCTIONEER? >> HEY, I SURE AM! >> I'M AN AUCTIONEER TOO.
>>
>> HEY, I SURE AM! >> I'M AN AUCTIONEER TOO. >> YEAH? ARE YOU?
>>
>> I'M AN AUCTIONEER TOO. >> YEAH? ARE YOU? >> MY NAME'S MATT BLEVINS.
I
>> YEAH? ARE YOU? >> MY NAME'S MATT BLEVINS. I BEEN AUCTIONEERING 20 YEARS.
SEEN
>> MY NAME'S MATT BLEVINS. I BEEN AUCTIONEERING 20 YEARS. SEEN ALL THE BUYERS' TRICKS.
[chuckles]
IT'S
[chuckles] IT'S MY TIME NOW.
I'D
I'D LIKE
I'D LIKE TO TRY TO BUY SOME
UNITS
I'D LIKE TO TRY TO BUY SOME UNITS HERE, SEE IF I CAN'T CASH
IN
I'D LIKE TO TRY TO BUY SOME UNITS HERE, SEE IF I CAN'T CASH IN ON SOME OF THE STUFF
EVERYBODY
UNITS HERE, SEE IF I CAN'T CASH IN ON SOME OF THE STUFF EVERYBODY ELSE CASHED IN,
ESPECIALLY
IN ON SOME OF THE STUFF EVERYBODY ELSE CASHED IN, ESPECIALLY THOSE WANNABE TEXANS
OVER
EVERYBODY ELSE CASHED IN, ESPECIALLY THOSE WANNABE TEXANS OVER THERE.
>>
ESPECIALLY THOSE WANNABE TEXANS OVER THERE. >> OH, REALLY?
>>
OVER THERE. >> OH, REALLY? >> YEAH.
>>
>> OH, REALLY? >> YEAH. >> WISH YOU A LOTTA LUCK.
>>
>> YEAH. >> WISH YOU A LOTTA LUCK. >> WELL, LET'S ROCK 'N' ROLL IT
THEN.
>>
>> WELL, LET'S ROCK 'N' ROLL IT THEN. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN!
THANK
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TODAY.
HERE
GENTLEMEN! THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TODAY. HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S
AUCTION.
WE'RE
HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES.
TODAY'S
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO TOUCHING ANY BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY
SALE.
ARE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
[all
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH! [all cheering]
>>
>> YEAH! [all cheering] >> HAMMER UP! LET'S GO!
HEY!
>>
>> HAMMER UP! LET'S GO! HEY! >> OH, YEAH.
>>
HEY! >> OH, YEAH. >> NICE.
AS
>> OH, YEAH. >> NICE. AS FAR AS MAKING A QUICK BUCK,
THAT
>> NICE. AS FAR AS MAKING A QUICK BUCK, THAT WOULD BE THE CONSTRUCTION
EQUIPMENT
AS FAR AS MAKING A QUICK BUCK, THAT WOULD BE THE CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT IN THE BACK.
OTHER
THAT WOULD BE THE CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT IN THE BACK. OTHER PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE REALLY
INTERESTED
EQUIPMENT IN THE BACK. OTHER PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE REALLY INTERESTED IN THIS LOCKER, BUT
I'M
OTHER PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE REALLY INTERESTED IN THIS LOCKER, BUT I'M INTERESTED IN IT TOO.
>>
INTERESTED IN THIS LOCKER, BUT I'M INTERESTED IN IT TOO. >> THERE'S STUFF IN HERE FOR
BOTH
I'M INTERESTED IN IT TOO. >> THERE'S STUFF IN HERE FOR BOTH OF US.
COFFEE
>> THERE'S STUFF IN HERE FOR BOTH OF US. COFFEE TABLE OVER THERE, SIDE
TABLE.
>>
COFFEE TABLE OVER THERE, SIDE TABLE. >> PARTNER LOCKER.
>>
TABLE. >> PARTNER LOCKER. >> ALL RIGHT, IT'S OURS.
>>
>> PARTNER LOCKER. >> ALL RIGHT, IT'S OURS. >> WE GOT THE RAILS OVER THERE.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, IT'S OURS. >> WE GOT THE RAILS OVER THERE. >> THAT'S A WATERBED RAIL RIGHT
THERE.
>>
>> THAT'S A WATERBED RAIL RIGHT THERE. >> LET'S GO SEE WHAT THEY'RE
SAYING.
>>
>> LET'S GO SEE WHAT THEY'RE SAYING. >> OUR GIRLS ARE GONNA BE ALL
ABOUT
SAYING. >> OUR GIRLS ARE GONNA BE ALL ABOUT THIS.
>>
>> OUR GIRLS ARE GONNA BE ALL ABOUT THIS. >> THAT'S NOT A BAD PIECE RIGHT
HERE.
HEY,
>> THAT'S NOT A BAD PIECE RIGHT HERE. HEY, YOU.
>>
HERE. HEY, YOU. >> HEY!
>>
HEY, YOU. >> HEY! >> REALLY?
WHAT
>> HEY! >> REALLY? WHAT IS THIS, AMATEUR HOUR?
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, $100.
>>
GENTLEMEN, $100. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 100, I HAVE 200.
200,
>> 100, I HAVE 200. 200, NOW 300.
300.
300,
300. 300, NOW 400.
400,
300, NOW 400. 400, NOW 500.
500,
400, NOW 500. 500, NOW 600.
600,
500, NOW 600. 600, GET 700.
I
600, GET 700. I GOT 700, NOW 800.
800,
I GOT 700, NOW 800. 800, NOW 900.
900,
800, NOW 900. 900, 900, 900.
GOT
900, 900, 900. GOT $900 AND 1,000.
>>
GOT $900 AND 1,000. >> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> GOT A MEGA UNIT HERE, 1,100.
1,100,
>> GOT A MEGA UNIT HERE, 1,100. 1,100, NOW 1,200.
1,200,
1,100, NOW 1,200. 1,200, NOW 1,300.
>>
1,200, NOW 1,300. >> STEP ASIDE, WE'RE TAKING IT.
>>
>> STEP ASIDE, WE'RE TAKING IT. >> 1,300, NOW 1,400.
GONNA
>> 1,300, NOW 1,400. GONNA GET 1,400 GOING ONCE,
1,400
GONNA GET 1,400 GOING ONCE, 1,400 GOING TWICE.
>>
1,400 GOING TWICE. >> NOPE, THE GIRLS GOT ONE.
>>
>> I
>> I SOLD
>> I SOLD IT, $1,300 RIGHT HERE.
$1,300.
>>
>> I SOLD IT, $1,300 RIGHT HERE. $1,300. >> YOU GUYS AWAKE BACK THERE?
>>
$1,300. >> YOU GUYS AWAKE BACK THERE? >> OH, WE'RE WIDE AWAKE.
>>
>> YOU GUYS AWAKE BACK THERE? >> OH, WE'RE WIDE AWAKE. >> [laughing]
>>
>> WE'RE
>> WE'RE COMING OUT SWINGING!
FIRST
>> WE'RE COMING OUT SWINGING! FIRST LOCKER WAS A KNOCKOUT.
>>
>> NICE
>> NICE WORK.
>>
>> NICE WORK. >> SURE.
>>
>> NICE WORK. >> SURE. >> HEARD YOU'RE AN AUCTIONEER.
>>
>> SURE. >> HEARD YOU'RE AN AUCTIONEER. >> YES, SIR.
>>
>> HEARD YOU'RE AN AUCTIONEER. >> YES, SIR. >> WHAT, ARE YOU SWITCHING SIDES
NOW?
>>
>> WHAT, ARE YOU SWITCHING SIDES NOW? >> YOU GOT AN ACCENT.
WHERE
NOW? >> YOU GOT AN ACCENT. WHERE YOU FROM?
YOU
>> YOU GOT AN ACCENT. WHERE YOU FROM? YOU FROM TEXAS?
>>
WHERE YOU FROM? YOU FROM TEXAS? >> I'M FROM TEXAS.
>>
YOU FROM TEXAS? >> I'M FROM TEXAS. >> YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
>>
>> I'M FROM TEXAS. >> YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? >> THEM THERE'RE FIGHTIN' WORDS.
>>
>> YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? >> THEM THERE'RE FIGHTIN' WORDS. >> OH, ARE THEY NOW?
>>
>> THEM THERE'RE FIGHTIN' WORDS. >> OH, ARE THEY NOW? >> RED RIVER.
>>
>> OH, ARE THEY NOW? >> RED RIVER. >> BY GOLLY, I HEAR YA.
>>
>> RED RIVER. >> BY GOLLY, I HEAR YA. >> I'M ABOUT AS TEXAS AS AN
ARMADILLO.
AND
AND THEY
AND THEY DON'T GET NO MORE TEXAS
THAN
AND THEY DON'T GET NO MORE TEXAS THAN AN
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU GOT SOME STUFF IN THE
BOXES
>> YOU GOT SOME STUFF IN THE BOXES AND SOME DECENT FURNITURE.
IF
>> YOU GOT SOME STUFF IN THE BOXES AND SOME DECENT FURNITURE. IF WE CAN STEAL, WE'LL STEAL IT.
IF
BOXES AND SOME DECENT FURNITURE. IF WE CAN STEAL, WE'LL STEAL IT. IF NOT, WE'LL JUST RUN IT UP ON
SOMEBODY.
>>
IF NOT, WE'LL JUST RUN IT UP ON SOMEBODY. >> YOU KNOW I HATE THAT STYLE
OF
SOMEBODY. >> YOU KNOW I HATE THAT STYLE OF CHAIRS.
>>
>> YOU KNOW I HATE THAT STYLE OF CHAIRS. >> WHY?
>>
OF CHAIRS. >> WHY? >> THE CLAW.
>>
>> WHY? >> THE CLAW. >> OH, YEAH.
SEE,
>> THE CLAW. >> OH, YEAH. SEE, I LIKE THAT.
I
>> OH, YEAH. SEE, I LIKE THAT. I CAN SELL THAT IN MY STORE.
>>
SEE, I LIKE THAT. I CAN SELL THAT IN MY STORE. >> THESE CHAIRS ARE PRETTY DAMN
NICE.
WONDER
>> THESE CHAIRS ARE PRETTY DAMN NICE. WONDER WHAT THE TABLE LOOKS
LIKE.
THERE'S
WONDER WHAT THE TABLE LOOKS LIKE. THERE'S SOME VALUE RIGHT HERE.
>>
LIKE. THERE'S SOME VALUE RIGHT HERE. >> I DON'T REALLY SEE ANY TOOLS
OR
THERE'S SOME VALUE RIGHT HERE. >> I DON'T REALLY SEE ANY TOOLS OR ANYTHING TO MAKE ANY QUICK
CASH
>> I DON'T REALLY SEE ANY TOOLS OR ANYTHING TO MAKE ANY QUICK CASH OUT OF.
NOT
OR ANYTHING TO MAKE ANY QUICK CASH OUT OF. NOT FOR ME TODAY.
>>
CASH OUT OF. NOT FOR ME TODAY. >> WHAT DO YOU GIRLS DO BESIDES
THIS?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU GIRLS DO BESIDES THIS? >> WE BOTH RUN OUR OWN
BUSINESSES.
>>
>> WE BOTH RUN OUR OWN BUSINESSES. >> I GUESS Y'ALL DON'T HAVE TIME
TO
BUSINESSES. >> I GUESS Y'ALL DON'T HAVE TIME TO COOK OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT,
HUH?
>>
TO COOK OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, HUH? >> WE DON'T STAY HOME AND COOK,
AND
HUH? >> WE DON'T STAY HOME AND COOK, AND WE'RE NOT HOMEMAKERS.
>>
>> WE DON'T STAY HOME AND COOK, AND WE'RE NOT HOMEMAKERS. >> NO, Y'ALL ARE HARD-WORKING
GIRLS.
Y'ALL
>> NO, Y'ALL ARE HARD-WORKING GIRLS. Y'ALL REMIND ME OF PAT BENATAR.
>>
GIRLS. Y'ALL REMIND ME OF PAT BENATAR. >> PAT BENATAR?
HOW
HOW ABOUT
HOW ABOUT I HIT YOU WITH MY BEST
SHOT?
I
I WAS
I WAS TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE
BENEFIT
I WAS TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT...
>>
I WAS TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT... >> YEAH.
>>
BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT... >> YEAH. >> AND BE NICE TO YOU.
BUT
>> YEAH. >> AND BE NICE TO YOU. BUT THEN YOU TURNED VERY
CHAUVINISTIC.
>>
BUT THEN YOU TURNED VERY CHAUVINISTIC. >> [imitates meowing]
>>
>> [laughing]
>>
>> [laughing] >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DO I HEAR 25?
>>
GENTLEMEN, DO I HEAR 25? >> YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP!
DISTRACTION--THAT'S
>> YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP! DISTRACTION--THAT'S HOW YOU DO
IT.
>>
IT. >> 25, 50, NOW 75.
>>
>> 25, 50, NOW 75. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 75.
>>
>> 75. >> 100.
>>
>> 100. >> NOW 100, NOW 25.
>>
>> NOW 100, NOW 25. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW WANNA GET 150.
>>
>> NOW WANNA GET 150. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> THIS GUY, HE'S LIKE A RODEO
CLOWN.
>>
CLOWN. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 175.
>>
>> 175. >> 200.
>>
>> 200. >> 200, GOT YOUR 200.
NOW
>> 200, GOT YOUR 200. NOW 225.
225
NOW 225. 225 GOING ONCE.
225
225 GOING ONCE. 225 GOING TWICE.
I
225 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT, $200, RIGHT HERE.
>>
I SOLD IT, $200, RIGHT HERE. >> PSHH!
>>
>> PSHH! >> $200.
>>
>> $200. >> TO THE CARTOON COWBOY.
>>
>> TO THE CARTOON COWBOY. >> THERE'S A NEW GUNSLINGER IN
TOWN,
>> THERE'S A NEW GUNSLINGER IN TOWN, AND I JUST SQUEEZED THE
TRIGGER.
YOU
YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA SKIP THE
NEXT
YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA SKIP THE NEXT AUCTION SO I CAN JUMP IN
THIS
YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA SKIP THE NEXT AUCTION SO I CAN JUMP IN THIS LOCKER RIGHT NOW TO SEE
WHAT
NEXT AUCTION SO I CAN JUMP IN THIS LOCKER RIGHT NOW TO SEE WHAT I JUST STOLE.
HOO!
HOO! LOOKY HERE, LOOKY HERE.
IT'S
HOO! LOOKY HERE, LOOKY HERE. IT'S ONE OF THESE MEDICAL
MASSAGE
IT'S ONE OF THESE MEDICAL MASSAGE ROLLS.
BRAND-NEW
MASSAGE ROLLS. BRAND-NEW IN THE BOX.
THAT
BRAND-NEW IN THE BOX. THAT THING THERE SELLS $75
EASILY.
SHOES,
EASILY. SHOES, BRAND-NEW IN THE BOX.
$65.
[laughing]
LOOK
[laughing] LOOK AT THAT!
THAT
LOOK AT THAT! THAT THERE'S A EASY $50-ITEM.
THIS
THAT THERE'S A EASY $50-ITEM. THIS IS WHAT I WAS WANTING.
BALL
THIS IS WHAT I WAS WANTING. BALL CLAW FEET RIGHT THERE.
THAT
BALL CLAW FEET RIGHT THERE. THAT CHAIR, WHEN I GET IT
CLEANED
THAT CHAIR, WHEN I GET IT CLEANED UP, IS GONNA BE $75,
AND
CLEANED UP, IS GONNA BE $75, AND I HAVE ONE, TWO, THREE OF
'EM.
OH,
'EM. OH, MAN!
THE
OH, MAN! THE FOURTH CHAIR.
$300.
THIS
$300. THIS IS LAZY.
IT'S
THIS IS LAZY. IT'S LIKE STEALING CANDY FROM
TWO
IT'S LIKE STEALING CANDY FROM TWO FAT BABIES.
MR.
TWO FAT BABIES. MR. MATT HERE IS CASHING IN.
[laughing]
ONCE
[laughing] ONCE I CLEAN IT UP, REPLACE THE
GLASS,
ONCE I CLEAN IT UP, REPLACE THE GLASS, I'LL STILL SELL IT FOR
$200.
THE
$200. THE REST OF THIS STUFF IN HERE
IS
THE REST OF THIS STUFF IN HERE IS JUST--OH, MY!
WHAT
IS JUST--OH, MY! WHAT IS THIS?
>>
>> THE
>> THE REST OF THIS STUFF IN
HERE
>> THE REST OF THIS STUFF IN HERE IS JUST--OH, MY!
WHAT
WHAT IS
WHAT IS THIS?
LASER
WHAT IS THIS? LASER 4-1, LASER 2.
QC
WHAT IS THIS? LASER 4-1, LASER 2. QC PASS.
OH,
LASER 4-1, LASER 2. QC PASS. OH, MAN! THIS IS A...
LOSING
QC PASS. OH, MAN! THIS IS A... LOSING WEIGHT DEVICE.
YOU
OH, MAN! THIS IS A... LOSING WEIGHT DEVICE. YOU TAKE THIS AND YOU PLUG IT
IN.
AND
YOU TAKE THIS AND YOU PLUG IT IN. AND I GUESS THE LIGHTS ZAP IT
OUT.
I
AND I GUESS THE LIGHTS ZAP IT OUT. I KNOW TWO GUYS AT THE AUCTION
TODAY
OUT. I KNOW TWO GUYS AT THE AUCTION TODAY WHO SHOULD'VE BOUGHT THIS.
I'M
I KNOW TWO GUYS AT THE AUCTION TODAY WHO SHOULD'VE BOUGHT THIS. I'M GONNA GET THIS COOL FAT
ZAPPER
TODAY WHO SHOULD'VE BOUGHT THIS. I'M GONNA GET THIS COOL FAT ZAPPER CHECKED OUT.
BUT
I'M GONNA GET THIS COOL FAT ZAPPER CHECKED OUT. BUT FIRST, I GOTTA GET BACK TO
THE
ZAPPER CHECKED OUT. BUT FIRST, I GOTTA GET BACK TO THE AUCTION, 'CAUSE I AIN'T DONE
KICKING
BUT FIRST, I GOTTA GET BACK TO THE AUCTION, 'CAUSE I AIN'T DONE KICKING ASS
>>
>> PILE
>> PILE O' [bleep].
[indistinct
>> PILE O' [bleep]. [indistinct chatter]
>>
>> PILE O' [bleep]. [indistinct chatter] >> THAT ONE IS NASTY.
>>
[indistinct chatter] >> THAT ONE IS NASTY. >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
>> THAT ONE IS NASTY. >> OH, MY GOD. >> YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BUY
THIS
>> OH, MY GOD. >> YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BUY THIS UNIT?
BALLS.
>>
THIS UNIT? BALLS. >> [laughing]
>>
BALLS. >> [laughing] >> YEP.
IT'S
>> [laughing] >> YEP. IT'S STUFF.
L.C.D.,
>> YEP. IT'S STUFF. L.C.D., BROTHER.
L.C.D.
LOTS
L.C.D., BROTHER. L.C.D. LOTS OF CRAP AND DEBRIS.
>>
L.C.D. LOTS OF CRAP AND DEBRIS. >> OH, MY GOODNESS.
WOULD
LOTS OF CRAP AND DEBRIS. >> OH, MY GOODNESS. WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS UNIT
HERE?
THIS
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS UNIT HERE? THIS IS SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY.
WHAT
HERE? THIS IS SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY. WHAT CAN I BUY IT FOR AND WHAT
CAN
THIS IS SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY. WHAT CAN I BUY IT FOR AND WHAT CAN I SELL IT FOR?
>>
WHAT CAN I BUY IT FOR AND WHAT CAN I SELL IT FOR? >> THERE'S LIKE POWER TOOLS,
CHAINSAWS.
>>
>> THERE'S LIKE POWER TOOLS, CHAINSAWS. >> I MEAN, THERE'S A LOTTA COOL
STUFF,
CHAINSAWS. >> I MEAN, THERE'S A LOTTA COOL STUFF, BUT...
IT
>> I MEAN, THERE'S A LOTTA COOL STUFF, BUT... IT TAKES A LOTTA DIGGING.
>>
STUFF, BUT... IT TAKES A LOTTA DIGGING. >> YEAH.
>>
IT TAKES A LOTTA DIGGING. >> YEAH. >> IT'S HARD TO SPOT ONE ITEM.
I
>> YEAH. >> IT'S HARD TO SPOT ONE ITEM. I MEAN, I SEE SOME VALUE.
WHY
>> IT'S HARD TO SPOT ONE ITEM. I MEAN, I SEE SOME VALUE. WHY DON'T YOU SEE WHAT IT GOES
FOR?
HOPEFULLY,
WHY DON'T YOU SEE WHAT IT GOES FOR? HOPEFULLY, THE WORK THAT'S
INVOLVED
FOR? HOPEFULLY, THE WORK THAT'S INVOLVED WITH TAKING THIS APART
WILL
HOPEFULLY, THE WORK THAT'S INVOLVED WITH TAKING THIS APART WILL SCARE THE OTHER BIDDERS
AWAY.
I
WILL SCARE THE OTHER BIDDERS AWAY. I KINDA LIKE IT.
>>
AWAY. I KINDA LIKE IT. >> I THINK IT'S GOT VICTOR'S
NAME
I KINDA LIKE IT. >> I THINK IT'S GOT VICTOR'S NAME WRITTEN ON THAT SUIT THERE.
>>
>> I THINK IT'S GOT VICTOR'S NAME WRITTEN ON THAT SUIT THERE. >> SHUT UP, COWBOY.
>>
NAME WRITTEN ON THAT SUIT THERE. >> SHUT UP, COWBOY. >> HEY, DON'T BE SCARED THERE,
PRETTY
>> SHUT UP, COWBOY. >> HEY, DON'T BE SCARED THERE, PRETTY BOY.
>>
>> HEY, DON'T BE SCARED THERE, PRETTY BOY. >> UH-OH.
>>
PRETTY BOY. >> UH-OH. >> MAN, DOES THIS GUY EVER SHUT
UP?
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, $100 BILL.
>>
GENTLEMEN, $100 BILL. >> HEP!
>>
>> HEP! >> NOW 200.
>>
>> NOW 200. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> I'M GONNA HAVE FUN JACKING
THIS
>> I'M GONNA HAVE FUN JACKING THIS CITY SLICKER.
>>
THIS CITY SLICKER. >> YEP!
>>
>> YEP! >> 300, NOW 400.
>>
>> 300, NOW 400. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 400, 500.
AND
>> 400, 500. AND 500, NOW 600.
>>
AND 500, NOW 600. >> YEP!
>>
>> YEP! >> 600, NOW 700.
>>
>> 600, NOW 700. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 700, NOW HALF.
WANNA
>> 700, NOW HALF. WANNA GET 750.
>>
WANNA GET 750. >> I'M OUT, LET 'EM HAVE IT.
>>
>> I'M OUT, LET 'EM HAVE IT. >> 750, WANNA GET 750 GOING
ONCE,
>> 750, WANNA GET 750 GOING ONCE, 750 GOING TWICE...
I'VE
ONCE, 750 GOING TWICE... I'VE SOLD IT RIGHT HERE.
$700,
I'VE SOLD IT RIGHT HERE. $700, VICTOR, $700.
>>
$700, VICTOR, $700. >> YES!
SORRY,
SORRY, COWBOY.
THIS
SORRY, COWBOY. THIS ONE'S MINE.
>>
SORRY, COWBOY. THIS ONE'S MINE. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
THANK
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO
TODAY'S
GENTLEMEN. THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION.
UNTIL
THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN!
>>
TODAY'S AUCTION. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN! >> [laughing]
>>
UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN! >> [laughing] >> WE DID GOOD TODAY, JENNY.
FREAKIN'
>> [laughing] >> WE DID GOOD TODAY, JENNY. FREAKIN' GOOD.
>>
>> WE DID GOOD TODAY, JENNY. FREAKIN' GOOD. >> I THINK WE'RE A PRETTY GOOD
TEAM
FREAKIN' GOOD. >> I THINK WE'RE A PRETTY GOOD TEAM HERE.
>>
>> I THINK WE'RE A PRETTY GOOD TEAM HERE. >> YEP.
>>
TEAM HERE. >> YEP. >> YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT
YOU?
>>
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU? >> WHAT'S THAT, MY FRIEND?
>>
YOU? >> WHAT'S THAT, MY FRIEND? >> AT LEAST YOU ADMIT THAT
YOU'RE
>> WHAT'S THAT, MY FRIEND? >> AT LEAST YOU ADMIT THAT YOU'RE NOT FROM TEXAS.
>>
>> AT LEAST YOU ADMIT THAT YOU'RE NOT FROM TEXAS. >> AH, THANK YOU, SIR.
YOU
YOU'RE NOT FROM TEXAS. >> AH, THANK YOU, SIR. YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU?
ABSOLUTELY
>> AH, THANK YOU, SIR. YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
>>
YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. >> AH, HA!
GO
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. >> AH, HA! GO BACK HOME THEN.
>>
>> AH, HA! GO BACK HOME THEN. >> ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
>>
GO BACK HOME THEN. >> ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. >> THAT WAS RIDICULOUS.
>>
>> ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. >> THAT WAS RIDICULOUS. >> OH, EXACTLY.
>>
>> THAT WAS RIDICULOUS. >> OH, EXACTLY. >> WE WERE ACTING LIKE ROOKIES
OUT
>> OH, EXACTLY. >> WE WERE ACTING LIKE ROOKIES OUT THERE TODAY.
>>
>> WE WERE ACTING LIKE ROOKIES OUT THERE TODAY. >> WE JUST LET THE MARLBORO MAN
GET
OUT THERE TODAY. >> WE JUST LET THE MARLBORO MAN GET IN OUR HEAD.
NEXT
>> WE JUST LET THE MARLBORO MAN GET IN OUR HEAD. NEXT TIME, WE'LL JUST SMOKE HIM.
>>
GET IN OUR HEAD. NEXT TIME, WE'LL JUST SMOKE HIM. >> YOU READY FOR THIS?
>>
NEXT TIME, WE'LL JUST SMOKE HIM. >> YOU READY FOR THIS? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YOU READY FOR THIS? >> YEAH. >> GRAB HOLD OF THAT DOOR.
I
>> YEAH. >> GRAB HOLD OF THAT DOOR. I GOT MY PROTEGE SONNY WITH ME
TODAY,
>> GRAB HOLD OF THAT DOOR. I GOT MY PROTEGE SONNY WITH ME TODAY, BECAUSE THIS LOCKER IS
PACKED
I GOT MY PROTEGE SONNY WITH ME TODAY, BECAUSE THIS LOCKER IS PACKED TIGHTER THAN A FAT MAN
IN
TODAY, BECAUSE THIS LOCKER IS PACKED TIGHTER THAN A FAT MAN IN A LITTLE SUIT.
>>
PACKED TIGHTER THAN A FAT MAN IN A LITTLE SUIT. >> WOW.
>>
IN A LITTLE SUIT. >> WOW. >> DID YOU BRING GLOVES?
>>
>> WOW. >> DID YOU BRING GLOVES? >> NO.
>>
>> DID YOU BRING GLOVES? >> NO. >> DO I HAVE DO ALL THE THINKING
AROUND
>> NO. >> DO I HAVE DO ALL THE THINKING AROUND HERE?
>>
>> DO I HAVE DO ALL THE THINKING AROUND HERE? >> HMM?
>>
AROUND HERE? >> HMM? >> YOU KNOW, THAT SONNY--
HE'S
>> HMM? >> YOU KNOW, THAT SONNY-- HE'S A GOOD KID, BUT DEFINITELY
ONE
>> YOU KNOW, THAT SONNY-- HE'S A GOOD KID, BUT DEFINITELY ONE BEER SHORT OF A SIX-PACK.
I
I SAW
I SAW THIS FROM THE DOOR.
LET'S
I SAW THIS FROM THE DOOR. LET'S ACTUALLY SEE IF THERE'S A
TELESCOPE
LET'S ACTUALLY SEE IF THERE'S A TELESCOPE IN THERE.
AND
TELESCOPE IN THERE. AND THERE IT IS.
>>
AND THERE IT IS. >> NICE.
>>
>> NICE. >> ALL COMPLETE, $40 PLEASE.
HEDGE
>> ALL COMPLETE, $40 PLEASE. HEDGE CLIPPERS, 10 BUCKS.
SPRAY
HEDGE CLIPPERS, 10 BUCKS. SPRAY GUN, 10 BUCKS.
THIS
SPRAY GUN, 10 BUCKS. THIS IS A CARPET CLEANING
MACHINE.
>>
MACHINE. >> I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD OWN
THOSE.
>>
THOSE. >> YOU KNOW WHAT, DUDE, I DIDN'T
THINK
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, DUDE, I DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD OWN 'EM NEITHER,
BUT
THINK YOU COULD OWN 'EM NEITHER, BUT I OWN ONE NOW.
200
BUT I OWN ONE NOW. 200 BUCKS.
WHAT
200 BUCKS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
OH,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OH, CRAP!
CAN
OH, CRAP! CAN YOU PULL IT OUT?
>>
CAN YOU PULL IT OUT? >> YEAH, I GOT IT.
>>
>> YEAH, I GOT IT. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S CHECK IT
OUT.
SONNY,
OUT. SONNY, THIS IS A TIFFANY-STYLE
LAMP.
EVEN
LAMP. EVEN THOUGH I COULD TELL IT'S
NOT
EVEN THOUGH I COULD TELL IT'S NOT REAL TIFFANY, AT THE SHOP,
I'D
NOT REAL TIFFANY, AT THE SHOP, I'D ASK 100 BUCKS FOR THIS.
BE
I'D ASK 100 BUCKS FOR THIS. BE VERY CAREFUL WITH THIS.
IT'S
BE VERY CAREFUL WITH THIS. IT'S A TIFFANY LAMP.
YOU
IT'S A TIFFANY LAMP. YOU GOTTA TREAT IT LIKE A LADY,
OKAY?
>>
OKAY? >> OF COURSE.
>>
>> OF COURSE. >> YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THAT,
RIGHT?
>>
RIGHT? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> THIS IS TRASH.
THIS
>> THIS IS TRASH. THIS IS TRASH.
WE'VE
THIS IS TRASH. WE'VE HIT THE WALL NOW.
THERE'S
WE'VE HIT THE WALL NOW. THERE'S WAY MORE GARBAGE THAN
GOODS.
KEEP
KEEP LOADING THAT STUFF.
>>
KEEP LOADING THAT STUFF. >> I'M SWEATING MY ASS OFF HERE.
>>
KEEP LOADING THAT STUFF. >> I'M SWEATING MY ASS OFF HERE. >> YOU KNOW WHAT, KEEP LOADING,
MAN,
>> I'M SWEATING MY ASS OFF HERE. >> YOU KNOW WHAT, KEEP LOADING, MAN, AND I'LL TAKE YOU OUT FOR
SOME
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, KEEP LOADING, MAN, AND I'LL TAKE YOU OUT FOR SOME CHICKEN WINGS LATER
TONIGHT.
WHAT
SOME CHICKEN WINGS LATER TONIGHT. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
>>
TONIGHT. WHAT DO YOU SAY? >> OKAY.
>>
WHAT DO YOU SAY? >> OKAY. >> [laughing]
THAT
>> OKAY. >> [laughing] THAT KID'LL DO ANYTHING FOR
CHICKEN
>> [laughing] THAT KID'LL DO ANYTHING FOR CHICKEN WINGS.
THIS
THAT KID'LL DO ANYTHING FOR CHICKEN WINGS. THIS IS GARBAGE, GARBAGE.
GARBAGE.
HERE'S
THIS IS GARBAGE, GARBAGE. GARBAGE. HERE'S YOUR FAVORITE THING,
SOME
GARBAGE. HERE'S YOUR FAVORITE THING, SOME MAGNETS.
>>
HERE'S YOUR FAVORITE THING, SOME MAGNETS. >> OH, NICE!
CAN
SOME MAGNETS. >> OH, NICE! CAN I KEEP 'EM?
>>
>> OH, NICE! CAN I KEEP 'EM? >> SURE.
>>
CAN I KEEP 'EM? >> SURE. >> THANKS. LOVE MAGNETS!
>>
>> SURE. >> THANKS. LOVE MAGNETS! >> I'LL JUST HOLD 20 BUCKS ON
YOUR
>> THANKS. LOVE MAGNETS! >> I'LL JUST HOLD 20 BUCKS ON YOUR PAY TODAY, ALL RIGHT?
>>
>> I'LL JUST HOLD 20 BUCKS ON YOUR PAY TODAY, ALL RIGHT? >> [sighs]
>>
YOUR PAY TODAY, ALL RIGHT? >> [sighs] >> OH, CRAP!
GARBAGE.
I
>> OH, CRAP! GARBAGE. I HAVE NO IDEA.
GARBAGE.
I
I HAVE NO IDEA. GARBAGE. I FOUND THE MONEY.
>>
GARBAGE. I FOUND THE MONEY. >> YOU DID?
>>
I FOUND THE MONEY. >> YOU DID? >> NO.
YOU'RE
>> YOU DID? >> NO. YOU'RE FIRED.
>>
>> NO. YOU'RE FIRED. >> HUH?
>>
YOU'RE FIRED. >> HUH? >> OH, IT'S A PRETTY BEAT-UP
VACUUM.
I'M
>> OH, IT'S A PRETTY BEAT-UP VACUUM. I'M GONNA MOVE IT TO THE RECYCLE
BIN.
YOU
I'M GONNA MOVE IT TO THE RECYCLE BIN. YOU KNOW, WE'RE KINDA LOSING
DAYLIGHT
BIN. YOU KNOW, WE'RE KINDA LOSING DAYLIGHT HERE.
WE
YOU KNOW, WE'RE KINDA LOSING DAYLIGHT HERE. WE GOT AT LEAST ANOTHER TRAILER
LOAD
DAYLIGHT HERE. WE GOT AT LEAST ANOTHER TRAILER LOAD OF GARBAGE IN HERE.
I
WE GOT AT LEAST ANOTHER TRAILER LOAD OF GARBAGE IN HERE. I HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT THIS
TRASH
LOAD OF GARBAGE IN HERE. I HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT THIS TRASH LOCKER HAS FINALLY GOT ME
BEAT.
WHAT
TRASH LOCKER HAS FINALLY GOT ME BEAT. WHAT DID I DO?
>>
BEAT. WHAT DID I DO? >> OKAY.
>>
WHAT DID I DO? >> OKAY. >> JENNY AND I ARE BACK AT THE
LOCKER
>> OKAY. >> JENNY AND I ARE BACK AT THE LOCKER WE PAID $1,300 FOR.
NOW,
>> JENNY AND I ARE BACK AT THE LOCKER WE PAID $1,300 FOR. NOW, WE HAVE TO SPLIT UP THE
TREASURES.
SO
SO LET'S
SO LET'S MAKE TWO PILES--
MARY'S
SO LET'S MAKE TWO PILES-- MARY'S STORE, JENNY'S STORE.
>>
MARY'S STORE, JENNY'S STORE. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> THIS IS MARY'S STORE.
FIRST
>> THIS IS MARY'S STORE. FIRST PIECE FOR YOU.
>>
FIRST PIECE FOR YOU. >> PERFECT.
75
>> PERFECT. 75 BUCKS PROBABLY.
>>
75 BUCKS PROBABLY. >> HERE'S A LITTLE BENCH HERE.
YOU
>> HERE'S A LITTLE BENCH HERE. YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT THIS.
>>
YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT THIS. >> NO.
>>
>> NO. >> I CAN ALREADY TELL.
$20.
SERIOUSLY,
$20. SERIOUSLY, LOOK HOW STURDY AND
OLD
SERIOUSLY, LOOK HOW STURDY AND OLD THIS IS.
DON'T
OLD THIS IS. DON'T YOU THINK I COULD GET $100
FOR
DON'T YOU THINK I COULD GET $100 FOR THAT?
>>
FOR THAT? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> ANOTHER ONE.
>>
>> ANOTHER ONE. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> SO THAT'S ANOTHER $100.
>>
>> SO THAT'S ANOTHER $100. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> WE NEED TO FIND YOU
SOMETHING.
OH,
SOMETHING. OH, MY GOD, IT'S SO HEAVY.
LET
OH, MY GOD, IT'S SO HEAVY. LET ME GO THIS WAY.
>>
LET ME GO THIS WAY. >> HA, HA. OKAY.
WAIT.
>>
WAIT. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> I COULD SELL THIS FOR ABOUT
200
>> I COULD SELL THIS FOR ABOUT 200 BUCKS.
>>
200 BUCKS. >> OKAY.
IF
IF I
IF I TIP
IF I TIP THIS DOWN, CAN YOU GRAB
IT?
>>
IF I TIP THIS DOWN, CAN YOU GRAB IT? >> THAT THING LOOKS REALLY
HEAVY,
IT? >> THAT THING LOOKS REALLY HEAVY, IS IT?
OH,
>> THAT THING LOOKS REALLY HEAVY, IS IT? OH, MY GOD!
GIMME--GIMME
HEAVY, IS IT? OH, MY GOD! GIMME--GIMME THE THING!
>>
OH, MY GOD! GIMME--GIMME THE THING! >> OH, MY GOSH, JENNY.
OH,
GIMME--GIMME THE THING! >> OH, MY GOSH, JENNY. OH, MY GOD.
>>
>> IF
>> IF I
>> IF I TIP THIS DOWN, CAN YOU
GRAB
>> IF I TIP THIS DOWN, CAN YOU GRAB IT?
>>
>> THAT
>> THAT THING LOOKS REALLY
HEAVY,
>> THAT THING LOOKS REALLY HEAVY, IS IT?
OH,
>> THAT THING LOOKS REALLY HEAVY, IS IT? OH, MY GOD!
>>
HEAVY, IS IT? OH, MY GOD! >> GET IT--GET IT FROM--
>>
OH, MY GOD! >> GET IT--GET IT FROM-- >> OH, MY GOSH, JENNY.
>>
>> GET IT--GET IT FROM-- >> OH, MY GOSH, JENNY. >> OH, MY GOD, I FORGOT HOW
SHORT
>> OH, MY GOSH, JENNY. >> OH, MY GOD, I FORGOT HOW SHORT YOU ARE.
OKAY.
>>
SHORT YOU ARE. OKAY. >> YOU GOT IT?
>>
OKAY. >> YOU GOT IT? >> YEAH.
THAT
>> YOU GOT IT? >> YEAH. THAT IS REALLY CUTE.
>>
>> YEAH,
>> YEAH, IT IS CUTE.
>>
>> YEAH, IT IS CUTE. >> I'D SELL IT FOR $40.
>>
>> I'D SELL IT FOR $40. >> JENNY! LOOK AT THIS.
>>
>> JENNY! LOOK AT THIS. >> WHAT IS THIS?
>>
>> WHAT IS THIS? >> IT'S LIKE A BOX WITH CANDLE
WAX
>> IT'S LIKE A BOX WITH CANDLE WAX ON IT.
>>
>> LOOK!
THERE'S
>> LOOK! THERE'S HOLES ALL AT THE BOTTOM
IN
>> LOOK! THERE'S HOLES ALL AT THE BOTTOM IN EACH ONE OF THESE.
CANDLE
THERE'S HOLES ALL AT THE BOTTOM IN EACH ONE OF THESE. CANDLE WAX UP HERE.
THIS
IN EACH ONE OF THESE. CANDLE WAX UP HERE. THIS IS HOW THEY USED TO MAKE
CANDLES.
>>
THIS IS HOW THEY USED TO MAKE CANDLES. >> I MEAN, I THINK IT'D BE CUTE
ON
CANDLES. >> I MEAN, I THINK IT'D BE CUTE ON THE SHELF FOR, LIKE, $50.
>>
>> I MEAN, I THINK IT'D BE CUTE ON THE SHELF FOR, LIKE, $50. >> $50?
THIS
ON THE SHELF FOR, LIKE, $50. >> $50? THIS COULD BE THE FIRST CANDLE
MAKING
>> $50? THIS COULD BE THE FIRST CANDLE MAKING KIT THAT WAS EVER MADE.
>>
THIS COULD BE THE FIRST CANDLE MAKING KIT THAT WAS EVER MADE. >> HELLO, 911?
MY
MAKING KIT THAT WAS EVER MADE. >> HELLO, 911? MY PARTNER HAS LOST HER MIND.
>>
>> HELLO, 911? MY PARTNER HAS LOST HER MIND. >> I THINK WE NEED TO GET THIS
CHECKED
MY PARTNER HAS LOST HER MIND. >> I THINK WE NEED TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT.
>>
>> I THINK WE NEED TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT. >> IT'S ALL YOURS, MERRY
CHRISTMAS.
>>
>> OH,
>> OH, MY
>> OH, MY GOD. OKAY.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD. OKAY. >> OH, MARY!
THIS
>> OH, MARY! THIS IS LIKE THE PIECE OF
FURNITURE
THIS IS LIKE THE PIECE OF FURNITURE THAT I DREAM ABOUT.
YOU'RE
FURNITURE THAT I DREAM ABOUT. YOU'RE TOTALLY NOT GONNA WANT
IT,
YOU'RE TOTALLY NOT GONNA WANT IT, WHICH IS AMAZING.
>>
IT, WHICH IS AMAZING. >> READY?
>>
>> READY? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> ARE YOU OKAY?
>>
>> ARE YOU OKAY? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> CAN WE JUST PUT IT HERE?
>>
>> CAN WE JUST PUT IT HERE? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> both: OH, MY GOD!
>>
>> both: OH, MY GOD! >> LOOK!
>>
>> LOOK! >> HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THOSE
DESKS--
>>
DESKS-- >> AT LEAST $350.
[gasps]
CHECKING
[gasps] CHECKING THE DRAWERS.
>>
CHECKING THE DRAWERS. >> I LOVE THIS BOX!
>>
>> OH,
>> OH, MY
>> OH, MY GOD.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD. >> OH, MY GOD, STOP IT.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD. >> OH, MY GOD, STOP IT. >> AHH! PEARLS!
>>
>> OH, MY GOD, STOP IT. >> AHH! PEARLS! >> ARE THEY REAL?
>>
>> AHH! PEARLS! >> ARE THEY REAL? >> THERE'S NO MARKING ON IT.
DANG
>> ARE THEY REAL? >> THERE'S NO MARKING ON IT. DANG IT.
I
>> THERE'S NO MARKING ON IT. DANG IT. I THINK THIS IS COSTUME JEWELRY.
>>
DANG IT. I THINK THIS IS COSTUME JEWELRY. >> UM, DO YOU THINK THAT'S FAKE?
>>
I THINK THIS IS COSTUME JEWELRY. >> UM, DO YOU THINK THAT'S FAKE? >> [gasps] I DON'T KNOW.
>>
>> UM, DO YOU THINK THAT'S FAKE? >> [gasps] I DON'T KNOW. >> IT'S LIKE THE BIGGEST DIAMOND
EVER.
>>
>> IT'S LIKE THE BIGGEST DIAMOND EVER. >> I MEAN, IT LOOKS PRETTY FAKE
TO
EVER. >> I MEAN, IT LOOKS PRETTY FAKE TO ME.
I
>> I MEAN, IT LOOKS PRETTY FAKE TO ME. I THINK WE NEED TO HAVE A
PROFESSIONAL
TO ME. I THINK WE NEED TO HAVE A PROFESSIONAL JEWELER TAKE A LOOK
AT
I THINK WE NEED TO HAVE A PROFESSIONAL JEWELER TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
>>
PROFESSIONAL JEWELER TAKE A LOOK AT IT. >> WELL, THEN, BY ALL MEANS.
YOU
AT IT. >> WELL, THEN, BY ALL MEANS. YOU DO IT, TAKE IT.
>>
>> WELL, THEN, BY ALL MEANS. YOU DO IT, TAKE IT. >> OKAY.
>>
YOU DO IT, TAKE IT. >> OKAY. >> JENNY GOT HERS, I GOT MINE.
WE'LL
>> OKAY. >> JENNY GOT HERS, I GOT MINE. WE'LL JUST SEE WHO'S REALLY
GOING
>> JENNY GOT HERS, I GOT MINE. WE'LL JUST SEE WHO'S REALLY GOING HOME WITH THE PRIZE.
[bell
WE'LL JUST SEE WHO'S REALLY GOING HOME WITH THE PRIZE. [bell dinging]
LET'S
GOING HOME WITH THE PRIZE. [bell dinging] LET'S JUST START LOADING.
>>
[bell dinging] LET'S JUST START LOADING. >> OKAY,
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, IT'S TIME TO GET THE
SKINNY
>> WELL, IT'S TIME TO GET THE SKINNY ON THIS FAT ZAPPER
MACHINE.
SO
SKINNY ON THIS FAT ZAPPER MACHINE. SO I'M GETTING AN EXPERT OPINION
FROM
MACHINE. SO I'M GETTING AN EXPERT OPINION FROM MARIE.
>>
SO I'M GETTING AN EXPERT OPINION FROM MARIE. >> LET'S TURN IT ON, AND WE'LL
SEE
FROM MARIE. >> LET'S TURN IT ON, AND WE'LL SEE IF WE CAN FIGURE IT OUT,
OKAY?
OH,
SEE IF WE CAN FIGURE IT OUT, OKAY? OH, WE GOT POWER!
>>
OKAY? OH, WE GOT POWER! >> [laughing]
YEAH,
OH, WE GOT POWER! >> [laughing] YEAH, BABY, THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING
>> [laughing] YEAH, BABY, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
>>
YEAH, BABY, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT A
SERIES
TALKING ABOUT. >> SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT A SERIES OF LASERS.
THESE
>> SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT A SERIES OF LASERS. THESE ARE ACTUALLY LAID ON TOP
OF
SERIES OF LASERS. THESE ARE ACTUALLY LAID ON TOP OF THE AREA THAT YOU'RE TRYING
TO
THESE ARE ACTUALLY LAID ON TOP OF THE AREA THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO TREAT.
IT'S
OF THE AREA THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO TREAT. IT'S MEANT TO DISRUPT THE FAT
LAYER
TO TREAT. IT'S MEANT TO DISRUPT THE FAT LAYER AND HELP WITH CELLULITE
AND
IT'S MEANT TO DISRUPT THE FAT LAYER AND HELP WITH CELLULITE AND FAT REDUCTION.
>>
LAYER AND HELP WITH CELLULITE AND FAT REDUCTION. >> WHAT IS CELLULITE?
>>
AND FAT REDUCTION. >> WHAT IS CELLULITE? >> WELL, IT WOULD BE THE DIMPLED
ORANGE
>> WHAT IS CELLULITE? >> WELL, IT WOULD BE THE DIMPLED ORANGE PEEL EFFECT THAT SOME
PEOPLE
>> WELL, IT WOULD BE THE DIMPLED ORANGE PEEL EFFECT THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVE ON THEIR ABDOMEN
OR
OR THIGHS.
[laughing]
YES,
YES, YOU
YES, YOU COULD DEFINITELY SAY
IT
YES, YOU COULD DEFINITELY SAY IT LOOKS LIKE HAIL DAMAGE.
>>
YES, YOU COULD DEFINITELY SAY IT LOOKS LIKE HAIL DAMAGE. >> DOES THIS STUFF REALLY WORK?
OR
IT LOOKS LIKE HAIL DAMAGE. >> DOES THIS STUFF REALLY WORK? OR IS IT SOME KIND OF A HOCUS
POCUS--
>>
OR IS IT SOME KIND OF A HOCUS POCUS-- >> IT REALLY DOES WORK.
DEPENDING
POCUS-- >> IT REALLY DOES WORK. DEPENDING ON THE COLOR OR
WAVELENGTH
>> IT REALLY DOES WORK. DEPENDING ON THE COLOR OR WAVELENGTH OF LIGHT, IT TARGETS
DIFFERENT
DEPENDING ON THE COLOR OR WAVELENGTH OF LIGHT, IT TARGETS DIFFERENT THINGS IN THE SKIN.
>>
WAVELENGTH OF LIGHT, IT TARGETS DIFFERENT THINGS IN THE SKIN. >> SOUND LIKE BIG-CITY
YAK-YAK-YAK
DIFFERENT THINGS IN THE SKIN. >> SOUND LIKE BIG-CITY YAK-YAK-YAK TO ME.
SO
SO WHAT
SO WHAT IS A UNIT LIKE THIS
WORTH?
>>
WORTH? >> I WOULD SAY IT IS WORTH...
RIGHT
>> I WOULD SAY IT IS WORTH... RIGHT AT ABOUT $900.
>>
RIGHT AT ABOUT $900. >> WOW!
$900?
GOOD
GOOD FAT
GOOD FAT PROFIT RIGHT THERE.
SO
GOOD FAT PROFIT RIGHT THERE. SO HOW WOULD IT WORK ON A BEER
BELLY?
>>
SO HOW WOULD IT WORK ON A BEER BELLY? >> WORK GREAT ON A BEER BELLY.
YOU
BELLY? >> WORK GREAT ON A BEER BELLY. YOU WANNA TRY IT?
>>
>> WORK GREAT ON A BEER BELLY. YOU WANNA TRY IT? >> DO I GOTTA TAKE MY SHIRT OFF
FOR
YOU WANNA TRY IT? >> DO I GOTTA TAKE MY SHIRT OFF FOR THIS?
>>
>> DO I GOTTA TAKE MY SHIRT OFF FOR THIS? >> WELL, IF YOU WANNA SEE HOW IT
WORKS,
FOR THIS? >> WELL, IF YOU WANNA SEE HOW IT WORKS, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE
YOUR
>> WELL, IF YOU WANNA SEE HOW IT WORKS, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.
[burlesque
WORKS, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF. [burlesque music]
♪
YOUR SHIRT OFF. [burlesque music] ♪ ♪
ALL
[burlesque music] ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT.
AND
♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT. AND HOP UP RIGHT HERE.
LAY
ALL RIGHT. AND HOP UP RIGHT HERE. LAY DOWN.
HOW'D
AND HOP UP RIGHT HERE. LAY DOWN. HOW'D YOU GET ALL THESE SCARS?
>>
LAY DOWN. HOW'D YOU GET ALL THESE SCARS? >> I USED TO BE A BULL RIDER.
SOMETIME
HOW'D YOU GET ALL THESE SCARS? >> I USED TO BE A BULL RIDER. SOMETIME YOU GET THE BULL,
SOMETIME
>> I USED TO BE A BULL RIDER. SOMETIME YOU GET THE BULL, SOMETIME YOU GET THE HORN.
I
SOMETIME YOU GET THE BULL, SOMETIME YOU GET THE HORN. I HOPE THIS THING DON'T BUCK ME
OFF.
>>
I HOPE THIS THING DON'T BUCK ME OFF. >> [laughing]
ALL
OFF. >> [laughing] ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE ALL SET.
I'LL
>> [laughing] ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE ALL SET. I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR.
>>
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE ALL SET. I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR. >> STORY OF MY LIFE.
EVERY
I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR. >> STORY OF MY LIFE. EVERY WOMAN GETS MY SHIRT OFF
AND
>> STORY OF MY LIFE. EVERY WOMAN GETS MY SHIRT OFF AND THEY UP AND LEAVE
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS BOX COULD BE HOLDING
SOMETHING
>> THIS BOX COULD BE HOLDING SOMETHING PRICELESS.
SO
>> THIS BOX COULD BE HOLDING SOMETHING PRICELESS. SO I'M HAVING RICHARD AT BATKY
JEWELERS
SOMETHING PRICELESS. SO I'M HAVING RICHARD AT BATKY JEWELERS TAKE A LOOK FOR ME.
>>
SO I'M HAVING RICHARD AT BATKY JEWELERS TAKE A LOOK FOR ME. >> I HAVE CUSTOMERS ARE BRINGING
ME
JEWELERS TAKE A LOOK FOR ME. >> I HAVE CUSTOMERS ARE BRINGING ME IN ALL KIND OF JEWELRY.
SOMETIMES
>> I HAVE CUSTOMERS ARE BRINGING ME IN ALL KIND OF JEWELRY. SOMETIMES WORTH THOUSANDS
AND
ME IN ALL KIND OF JEWELRY. SOMETIMES WORTH THOUSANDS AND MILLIONS.
>>
SOMETIMES WORTH THOUSANDS AND MILLIONS. >> MILLIONS?
>>
AND MILLIONS. >> MILLIONS? >> MILLIONS, YES.
LET'S
>> MILLIONS? >> MILLIONS, YES. LET'S SEE, LOOK LIKE A--
>>
>> MILLIONS, YES. LET'S SEE, LOOK LIKE A-- >> CAN YOU TEST THOSE PEARLS
TO
LET'S SEE, LOOK LIKE A-- >> CAN YOU TEST THOSE PEARLS TO SEE IF THEY'RE REAL?
>>
>> CAN YOU TEST THOSE PEARLS TO SEE IF THEY'RE REAL? >> YEAH, YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT
FOR
TO SEE IF THEY'RE REAL? >> YEAH, YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT FOR RAWNESS AND GLOSSINESS.
NOW,
>> YEAH, YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT FOR RAWNESS AND GLOSSINESS. NOW, THESE--
THESE
FOR RAWNESS AND GLOSSINESS. NOW, THESE-- THESE ARE NOT REAL.
BECAUSE
NOW, THESE-- THESE ARE NOT REAL. BECAUSE IT'S VERY LIGHT AND ALSO
THE
THESE ARE NOT REAL. BECAUSE IT'S VERY LIGHT AND ALSO THE CLASPS ARE INEXPENSIVE.
>>
BECAUSE IT'S VERY LIGHT AND ALSO THE CLASPS ARE INEXPENSIVE. >> LISTEN, DICK...
KEEP
THE CLASPS ARE INEXPENSIVE. >> LISTEN, DICK... KEEP LOOKING.
>>
>> LISTEN, DICK... KEEP LOOKING. >> I SEEN THIS RING.
I
KEEP LOOKING. >> I SEEN THIS RING. I HAVE NOT LOOK AT CLOSER.
>>
>> I SEEN THIS RING. I HAVE NOT LOOK AT CLOSER. >> SO YOU LIKE THAT ONE.
YOU'RE
I HAVE NOT LOOK AT CLOSER. >> SO YOU LIKE THAT ONE. YOU'RE THINKING MAYBE THAT COULD
BE
>> SO YOU LIKE THAT ONE. YOU'RE THINKING MAYBE THAT COULD BE THE TICKET?
>>
YOU'RE THINKING MAYBE THAT COULD BE THE TICKET? >> IT'S A POSSIBILITY.
NOW,
BE THE TICKET? >> IT'S A POSSIBILITY. NOW, YOU'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR
THE
>> IT'S A POSSIBILITY. NOW, YOU'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THE HALLMARKS IN THE RINGS.
IT'S
NOW, YOU'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THE HALLMARKS IN THE RINGS. IT'S DEFINITELY GOLD...
PLATED.
>>
IT'S DEFINITELY GOLD... PLATED. >> WHAT ABOUT THE DIAMOND?
>>
PLATED. >> WHAT ABOUT THE DIAMOND? >> THESE ARE CUBIC ZIRCONIUM.
>>
>> WHAT ABOUT THE DIAMOND? >> THESE ARE CUBIC ZIRCONIUM. >> ARE YOU SURE?
DID
>> THESE ARE CUBIC ZIRCONIUM. >> ARE YOU SURE? DID YOU LOOK CLOSE ENOUGH ON
THAT?
>>
DID YOU LOOK CLOSE ENOUGH ON THAT? >> SORRY TO CRUSH YOUR DREAMS.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, HOW MUCH IS
IT
>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH THEN?
>>
IT WORTH THEN? >> 50 BUCKS.
SORRY.
SOMETIMES
SORRY. SOMETIMES YOU WIN, SOMETIMES YOU
LOSE.
>>
>> IS
>> IS THIS EVEN REAL?
>>
>> IS THIS EVEN REAL? >> THAT LOOKS REAL.
THAT
>> IS THIS EVEN REAL? >> THAT LOOKS REAL. THAT ABSOLUTELY IS.
WOW!
>> THAT LOOKS REAL. THAT ABSOLUTELY IS. WOW! THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
SOMEBODY
THAT ABSOLUTELY IS. WOW! THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. SOMEBODY LOVES YOU.
[both
WOW! THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. SOMEBODY LOVES YOU. [both laughing]
I'D
SOMEBODY LOVES YOU. [both laughing] I'D BE HAPPY TO BUY IT FROM
>>
>> I'VE
>> I'VE GOT WHAT COULD BE THE
FIRST
>> I'VE GOT WHAT COULD BE THE FIRST CANDLE MAKER IN HISTORY.
SO
SO I'M
SO I'M TAKING THIS TO AL.
BECAUSE
SO I'M TAKING THIS TO AL. BECAUSE IF ANYONE KNOWS, IT'S
THE
SO I'M TAKING THIS TO AL. BECAUSE IF ANYONE KNOWS, IT'S THE CANDLE MAN.
>>
BECAUSE IF ANYONE KNOWS, IT'S THE CANDLE MAN. >> WOW.
>>
THE CANDLE MAN. >> WOW. >> IS THIS ONE OF THE FIRST
MACHINE
>> WOW. >> IS THIS ONE OF THE FIRST MACHINE THINGIES THAT EVER MADE
CANDLES
>> IS THIS ONE OF THE FIRST MACHINE THINGIES THAT EVER MADE CANDLES TO BEGIN WITH EVER?
>>
MACHINE THINGIES THAT EVER MADE CANDLES TO BEGIN WITH EVER? >> NO.
>>
CANDLES TO BEGIN WITH EVER? >> NO. >> DANG IT!
>>
>> NO. >> DANG IT! >> NO, BUT IT IS VERY OLD.
BASICALLY,
>> DANG IT! >> NO, BUT IT IS VERY OLD. BASICALLY, HOW YOU WOULD MAKE
A
>> NO, BUT IT IS VERY OLD. BASICALLY, HOW YOU WOULD MAKE A CANDLE WITH THIS--YOU HEAT THE
WAX
BASICALLY, HOW YOU WOULD MAKE A CANDLE WITH THIS--YOU HEAT THE WAX UP OVER A BIG OL' WOODEN
FIRE
A CANDLE WITH THIS--YOU HEAT THE WAX UP OVER A BIG OL' WOODEN FIRE IN A POT, POUR YOUR
PARAFFIN
WAX UP OVER A BIG OL' WOODEN FIRE IN A POT, POUR YOUR PARAFFIN WAX IN, TURN THIS
UPSIDE
FIRE IN A POT, POUR YOUR PARAFFIN WAX IN, TURN THIS UPSIDE DOWN.
THIS
PARAFFIN WAX IN, TURN THIS UPSIDE DOWN. THIS WAX'LL SHRINK.
AND
UPSIDE DOWN. THIS WAX'LL SHRINK. AND WHEN IT SHRINKS AWAY FROM
THE
THIS WAX'LL SHRINK. AND WHEN IT SHRINKS AWAY FROM THE MOLD, IT'LL JUST DROP RIGHT
OUT.
>>
THE MOLD, IT'LL JUST DROP RIGHT OUT. >> OH. SHRINKAGE.
>>
OUT. >> OH. SHRINKAGE. >> YES. ABSOLUTELY.
THIS
>> OH. SHRINKAGE. >> YES. ABSOLUTELY. THIS IS ONE TIME WHEN SHRINKAGE
IS
>> YES. ABSOLUTELY. THIS IS ONE TIME WHEN SHRINKAGE IS GOOD.
>>
THIS IS ONE TIME WHEN SHRINKAGE IS GOOD. >> SHRINKAGE!
>>
IS GOOD. >> SHRINKAGE! >> [laughing]
>>
>> SHRINKAGE! >> [laughing] >> SO THIS IS THE BURNING
QUESTION.
HOW
HOW MUCH
HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH?
>>
HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH? >> AS IT IS RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA
SAY...
AT
SAY... AT LEAST $1,400.
>>
AT LEAST $1,400. >> OH, MY GOD!
>>
>> OH, MY GOD! >> GOOD JOB.
>>
>> GOOD JOB. >> YES!
LOOKS
LOOKS LIKE MY PARTNER DOESN'T
KNOW
LOOKS LIKE MY PARTNER DOESN'T KNOW A TREASURE WHEN SHE SEES
IT.
MY
KNOW A TREASURE WHEN SHE SEES IT. MY PARTNER--SHE WAS JUST GONNA
POP
IT. MY PARTNER--SHE WAS JUST GONNA POP IT ON A SHELF AND SELL IT
FOR
MY PARTNER--SHE WAS JUST GONNA POP IT ON A SHELF AND SELL IT FOR 50 BUCKS.
>>
POP IT ON A SHELF AND SELL IT FOR 50 BUCKS. >> NO WAY!
>>
FOR 50 BUCKS. >> NO WAY! >> YEAH.
MAYBE
>> NO WAY! >> YEAH. MAYBE I'LL JUST GIVE HER 50
BUCKS
>> YEAH. MAYBE I'LL JUST GIVE HER 50 BUCKS AND POCKET 1,350.
>>
MAYBE I'LL JUST GIVE HER 50 BUCKS AND POCKET 1,350. >> I WOULD.
>>
BUCKS AND POCKET 1,350. >> I WOULD. >> AL, THANKS FOR MUCH.
>>
>> I WOULD. >> AL, THANKS FOR MUCH. >> YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
>>
>> AL, THANKS FOR MUCH. >> YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. >> REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
BYE!
>>
>> WHAT?
>> WHAT? SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT
>> WHAT? SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.
SHE
>> WHAT? SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. SHE GAVE ME $50 FOR
YEAH.
IS
YEAH. IS THERE $1,400?
WHERE'S
YEAH. IS THERE $1,400? WHERE'S MY PHONE?
>>
IS THERE $1,400? WHERE'S MY PHONE? >> narrator: COWBOY MATT WON THE
FORT
WHERE'S MY PHONE? >> narrator: COWBOY MATT WON THE FORT WORTH ROUND-UP WITH HIS
LASER
>> narrator: COWBOY MATT WON THE FORT WORTH ROUND-UP WITH HIS LASER WEIGHT REDUCER,
LASSOING
FORT WORTH ROUND-UP WITH HIS LASER WEIGHT REDUCER, LASSOING A PROFIT OF $1,290.
MARY
LASER WEIGHT REDUCER, LASSOING A PROFIT OF $1,290. MARY AND JENNY SAW THE LIGHT,
EARNING
LASSOING A PROFIT OF $1,290. MARY AND JENNY SAW THE LIGHT, EARNING THEM 1,035 BUCKS FROM
AN
MARY AND JENNY SAW THE LIGHT, EARNING THEM 1,035 BUCKS FROM AN ANTIQUE CANDLE MAKER.
VICTOR
EARNING THEM 1,035 BUCKS FROM AN ANTIQUE CANDLE MAKER. VICTOR SQUEEZED 370 BUCKS FROM
HIS
AN ANTIQUE CANDLE MAKER. VICTOR SQUEEZED 370 BUCKS FROM HIS JAM-PACKED LOCKER, WHILE
RICKY
RICKY AND
RICKY AND BUBBA LEFT FORT WORTH
WITH
RICKY AND BUBBA LEFT FORT WORTH WITH A TRUCK FULL OF...NOTHING.
>>
WITH A TRUCK FULL OF...NOTHING. >> ALL RIGHT, MAN, HERE YOU GO.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, MAN, HERE YOU GO. >> THANKS, VIC.
>>
>> THANKS, VIC. >> NOW HERE'S YOUR WINGS,
AND
>> NOW HERE'S YOUR WINGS, AND HERE'S SOME SAUCE.
DON'T
AND HERE'S SOME SAUCE. DON'T HURT YOURSELF NOW,
>>
>> GOOD
>> GOOD STUFF.
>>
>> GOOD STUFF. >> HE COULD PROBABLY DO 30.
>>
>> HE COULD PROBABLY DO 30. >> [growling]
>>
>> [growling] >> 50 WINGS.
I
>> 50 WINGS. I THINK THAT'S A RECORD.
>>
I THINK THAT'S A RECORD. >> DONE!
[bleep]
>> DONE! [bleep] FACE IS BURNING.
>>
[bleep] FACE IS BURNING. >> MAYBE WE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A
BATHTUB.
>>
BATHTUB. >> I FEEL LIKE VOMITING
'CAUSE
>> I FEEL LIKE VOMITING 'CAUSE I ATE SO MUCH.
GOOD