>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
[whip
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... [whip cracks]
THE
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... [whip cracks] THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
[whip cracks] THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH. SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH. SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> EVERYONE AT THESE AUCTIONS
KNOWS,
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> EVERYONE AT THESE AUCTIONS KNOWS, I'M KENNY STOWE.
>>
>> EVERYONE AT THESE AUCTIONS KNOWS, I'M KENNY STOWE. >> 700, WE NEED 700.
>>
KNOWS, I'M KENNY STOWE. >> 700, WE NEED 700. >> YES.
>>
>> 700, WE NEED 700. >> YES. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YES. >> YEAH. >> YES!
COME
>> YEAH. >> YES! COME ON, BIG BOY, SPEND YOUR
MONEY.
>>
COME ON, BIG BOY, SPEND YOUR MONEY. >> RICKY, I HATE THAT GUY.
>>
MONEY. >> RICKY, I HATE THAT GUY. >> I'M ALMOST POSITIVE THESE
BOXES
>> RICKY, I HATE THAT GUY. >> I'M ALMOST POSITIVE THESE BOXES ARE FULL OF ANTIQUES,
SO
>> I'M ALMOST POSITIVE THESE BOXES ARE FULL OF ANTIQUES, SO MY PROTEGE SONNY AND I,
WE'RE
BOXES ARE FULL OF ANTIQUES, SO MY PROTEGE SONNY AND I, WE'RE GOING TO DIVE RIGHT IN.
STOP
SO MY PROTEGE SONNY AND I, WE'RE GOING TO DIVE RIGHT IN. STOP SCREWING AROUND.
HERE,
WE'RE GOING TO DIVE RIGHT IN. STOP SCREWING AROUND. HERE, GO PLAY WITH THE DOLLY.
EARN
STOP SCREWING AROUND. HERE, GO PLAY WITH THE DOLLY. EARN YOUR KEEP.
SONNY!
I'M
EARN YOUR KEEP. SONNY! I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE
A
SONNY! I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A MAN.
>>
I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A MAN. >> OH, SOMEONE'S IN CAHOOTS.
>>
A MAN. >> OH, SOMEONE'S IN CAHOOTS. >> TODAY MARY AND I ARE TEAMING
UP.
YEAH.
>>
UP. YEAH. >> I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
>>
YEAH. >> I SOLD IT RIGHT THERE. >> WOMEN POWER IN YOUR FACE!
[bluesy
[bluesy country music]
>>
[bluesy country music] >> NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU GONNA
GET.
THAT'S
GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUB. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM
CRAP
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
>> I
>> I SEE
>> I SEE TREASURES.
DOLLAR
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS!
♪
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS! ♪ ♪
>>
DOLLAR SIGNS! ♪ ♪ >> WHOA!
>>
♪ ♪ >> WHOA! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. >> READY TO GO?
>>
FIND. >> READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY.
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
YOU
>> HEY. >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S SOLD!
TODAY,
>> IT'S SOLD! TODAY, THE AUCTION IS IN
GARLAND,
TODAY, THE AUCTION IS IN GARLAND, TEXAS.
NOW,
GARLAND, TEXAS. NOW, GARLAND IS A THRIVING CITY
RIGHT
NOW, GARLAND IS A THRIVING CITY RIGHT OUTSIDE OF DALLAS,
AND
RIGHT OUTSIDE OF DALLAS, AND THEIR MOTTO IS
"TEXAS
AND THEIR MOTTO IS "TEXAS MADE HERE."
I
I DON'T
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IN TARNATION
THAT
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IN TARNATION THAT MEANS, BUT LET'S HOPE MONEY
MADE
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IN TARNATION THAT MEANS, BUT LET'S HOPE MONEY MADE HERE.
>>
THAT MEANS, BUT LET'S HOPE MONEY MADE HERE. >> IF IT'S BEEN LIKE IT HAS BEEN
AT
MADE HERE. >> IF IT'S BEEN LIKE IT HAS BEEN AT THE OTHER SALES HERE LATELY,
THERE'S
>> IF IT'S BEEN LIKE IT HAS BEEN AT THE OTHER SALES HERE LATELY, THERE'S NO COMPETITION.
>>
AT THE OTHER SALES HERE LATELY, THERE'S NO COMPETITION. >> HAS BEEN A LITTLE THIN
LATELY,
THERE'S NO COMPETITION. >> HAS BEEN A LITTLE THIN LATELY, HASN'T IT?
>>
>> HAS BEEN A LITTLE THIN LATELY, HASN'T IT? >> YEAH.
IF
IF THE
IF THE COMPETITION STAYS THIS
THIN,
IF THE COMPETITION STAYS THIS THIN, WE'RE GOING TO FATTEN UP.
WELL,
THIN, WE'RE GOING TO FATTEN UP. WELL, OUR WALLETS, THAT IS.
>>
WELL, OUR WALLETS, THAT IS. >> WE SEE SOMETHING WE WANT,
WE'RE
>> WE SEE SOMETHING WE WANT, WE'RE GETTING IT TODAY.
>>
WE'RE GETTING IT TODAY. >> DO YOU HAVE ANY LIP GLOSS?
>>
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY LIP GLOSS? >> OF COURSE.
>>
>> OF COURSE. >> WE NEED TO LOOK OUR BEST.
>>
>> WE NEED TO LOOK OUR BEST. >> EXACTLY.
>>
>> EXACTLY. >> TODAY, MARY AND I ARE TEAMING
UP.
WE'RE
UP. WE'RE LOOKING FOR UNITS THAT ARE
A
WE'RE LOOKING FOR UNITS THAT ARE A MIX OF FUNKY AND COUNTRY...
LIKE
A MIX OF FUNKY AND COUNTRY... LIKE US.
>>
LIKE US. >> OH, SOMEONE'S IN CAHOOTS.
>>
>> OH, SOMEONE'S IN CAHOOTS. >> I DIDN'T BRING TWO
HANDKERCHIEFS
>> I DIDN'T BRING TWO HANDKERCHIEFS FOR THEM BOTH TO
BE
HANDKERCHIEFS FOR THEM BOTH TO BE CRYING IN.
>>
BE CRYING IN. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> I'VE BEEN OUT OF THE AUCTION
GAME
>> I'VE BEEN OUT OF THE AUCTION GAME FOR A FEW MONTHS BECAUSE
I'VE
GAME FOR A FEW MONTHS BECAUSE I'VE BEEN BUSY EXPANDING MY
STORE.
NOW
STORE. NOW WITH ALL THIS NEW SPACE,
I
NOW WITH ALL THIS NEW SPACE, I NEED A LOT OF ANTIQUES.
I'M
I NEED A LOT OF ANTIQUES. I'M HERE TO STOCK UP.
WHAT'S
I'M HERE TO STOCK UP. WHAT'S UP?
>>
WHAT'S UP? >> YOUR HAIR.
>>
>> YOUR HAIR. >> IT LOOKS GOOD, DON'T IT?
>>
>> IT LOOKS GOOD, DON'T IT? >> NO, AND I DON'T THINK SO.
>>
>> NO, AND I DON'T THINK SO. >> TSK! WHATEVER.
I
>> TSK! WHATEVER. I LOOK AMAZING.
>>
I LOOK AMAZING. >> UH-OH, LOOKEE HERE.
HERE
>> UH-OH, LOOKEE HERE. HERE COMES YOUR BUDDY.
>>
HERE COMES YOUR BUDDY. >> [snorts]
>>
>> [snorts] >> HE AIN'T MY BUDDY.
>>
>> HE AIN'T MY BUDDY. >> OH, GREAT, JUST WHEN I THINK
IT'S
>> OH, GREAT, JUST WHEN I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE BUSINESS AS
USUAL,
IT'S GOING TO BE BUSINESS AS USUAL, THE KING OF EAST TEXAS
FLEA
USUAL, THE KING OF EAST TEXAS FLEA MARKETS SHOWS UP.
>>
FLEA MARKETS SHOWS UP. >> EVERYONE AT THESE AUCTIONS
KNOWS,
>> EVERYONE AT THESE AUCTIONS KNOWS, I'M KENNY STOWE.
I
KNOWS, I'M KENNY STOWE. I AM A RED-BLOODED AMERICAN
BUSINESSMAN.
GONNA
GONNA GET
GONNA GET ME A PAYDAY TODAY.
FLIPPIN'
GONNA GET ME A PAYDAY TODAY. FLIPPIN' THEM STORAGE UNITS AND
SCOOPIN'
GONNA GET ME A PAYDAY TODAY. FLIPPIN' THEM STORAGE UNITS AND SCOOPIN' UP CHINGALADAS.
THAT'S
FLIPPIN' THEM STORAGE UNITS AND SCOOPIN' UP CHINGALADAS. THAT'S EAST TEXAS WORD FOR
TREASURES.
>>
THAT'S EAST TEXAS WORD FOR TREASURES. >> HOW'S IT GOING, MAN?
>>
TREASURES. >> HOW'S IT GOING, MAN? >> IT'S GOING.
>>
>> HOW'S IT GOING, MAN? >> IT'S GOING. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>>
>> IT'S GOING. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> WE AIN'T FRIENDS.
HE
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> WE AIN'T FRIENDS. HE AND I HAVE GOT SOME HISTORY.
DUMB
>> WE AIN'T FRIENDS. HE AND I HAVE GOT SOME HISTORY. DUMB [bleep].
>>
HE AND I HAVE GOT SOME HISTORY. DUMB [bleep]. >> EXCUSE ME?
YOU
DUMB [bleep]. >> EXCUSE ME? YOU GONNA CALL NAMES, CALL
PEOPLE
>> EXCUSE ME? YOU GONNA CALL NAMES, CALL PEOPLE TO THEIR FACE.
>>
YOU GONNA CALL NAMES, CALL PEOPLE TO THEIR FACE. >> CHILL OUT, DUDE.
>>
PEOPLE TO THEIR FACE. >> CHILL OUT, DUDE. >> GET THE STORY RIGHT WHEN
YOU'RE
>> CHILL OUT, DUDE. >> GET THE STORY RIGHT WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO TELL IT.
>>
>> GET THE STORY RIGHT WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO TELL IT. >> SHUT UP.
TODAY,
YOU'RE GOING TO TELL IT. >> SHUT UP. TODAY, THE GLOVES ARE OFF.
>>
>> SHUT UP. TODAY, THE GLOVES ARE OFF. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
TODAY, THE GLOVES ARE OFF. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
WE'RE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
NO
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. NO REACHING INSIDE.
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. NO REACHING INSIDE. NO KICKING ANY BOXES.
PLEASE
NO REACHING INSIDE. NO KICKING ANY BOXES. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
NO KICKING ANY BOXES. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
THERE'LL
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH.
ARE
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> LET'S GO!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> LET'S GO! >> YEAH!
>>
>> LET'S GO! >> YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO!
[cheering]
>>
>> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! [cheering] >> THE ROUND TABLE HERE WITH THE
FOUR
[cheering] >> THE ROUND TABLE HERE WITH THE FOUR CHAIRS, THIS IS AN EASY
SELL
>> THE ROUND TABLE HERE WITH THE FOUR CHAIRS, THIS IS AN EASY SELL FOR ME.
>>
FOUR CHAIRS, THIS IS AN EASY SELL FOR ME. >> AND THAT RETRO CONSOLE BACK
THERE.
>>
>> AND THAT RETRO CONSOLE BACK THERE. >> TOTALLY YOUR MID-CENTURY
MODERN.
>>
>> HALF
>> HALF OF THIS STUFF IS FUNKY,
MODERN,
>> HALF OF THIS STUFF IS FUNKY, MODERN, COOL, AND THEN THE OTHER
HALF
MODERN, COOL, AND THEN THE OTHER HALF IS COUNTRY, CUTESY.
IT'S
IT'S A
IT'S A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN.
>>
IT'S A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. >> I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A TOOL
THING
IT'S A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. >> I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A TOOL THING OR A--
OH,
>> I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A TOOL THING OR A-- OH, BRUNSWICK, THAT'S A BOWLING
BALL.
>>
OH, BRUNSWICK, THAT'S A BOWLING BALL. >> WHAT'S IN THAT BAG DOWN
THERE?
>>
>> WHAT'S IN THAT BAG DOWN THERE? >> DUFFEL BAG FROM THE ARMY
STORE.
YEAH,
>> DUFFEL BAG FROM THE ARMY STORE. YEAH, WE COULD SELL THESE ODDS
AND
STORE. YEAH, WE COULD SELL THESE ODDS AND ENDS, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE
THE
YEAH, WE COULD SELL THESE ODDS AND ENDS, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE THE HIGH-END STUFF WE'RE LOOKING
FOR.
WE'LL
THE HIGH-END STUFF WE'RE LOOKING FOR. WE'LL PLAY, BUT WE CERTAINLY
WON'T
FOR. WE'LL PLAY, BUT WE CERTAINLY WON'T PAY.
>>
WE'LL PLAY, BUT WE CERTAINLY WON'T PAY. >> IF THOSE OLD BOOTS, MADE IN
AMERICA,
WON'T PAY. >> IF THOSE OLD BOOTS, MADE IN AMERICA, ARE IN THOSE BOXES,
THEY'RE
>> IF THOSE OLD BOOTS, MADE IN AMERICA, ARE IN THOSE BOXES, THEY'RE WORTH $200 APIECE.
I
AMERICA, ARE IN THOSE BOXES, THEY'RE WORTH $200 APIECE. I GOT TO STOCK MY ANTIQUE
SECTION,
THEY'RE WORTH $200 APIECE. I GOT TO STOCK MY ANTIQUE SECTION, NOT MY CLOSET.
THESE
I GOT TO STOCK MY ANTIQUE SECTION, NOT MY CLOSET. THESE BOOTS, THEY'RE MADE FOR
WALKIN'.
>>
THESE BOOTS, THEY'RE MADE FOR WALKIN'. >> DUFFEL BAG GOT SOMETHING IN
IT.
THAT'S
>> DUFFEL BAG GOT SOMETHING IN IT. THAT'S PROBABLY A WAGNER
SKILLET.
IF
THAT'S PROBABLY A WAGNER SKILLET. IF IT IS, IT'S WORTH 50 BUCKS.
YOU
SKILLET. IF IT IS, IT'S WORTH 50 BUCKS. YOU EVER HEARD THAT PHRASE OF
SQUEEZING
IF IT IS, IT'S WORTH 50 BUCKS. YOU EVER HEARD THAT PHRASE OF SQUEEZING WATER OUT OF A ROCK?
I
YOU EVER HEARD THAT PHRASE OF SQUEEZING WATER OUT OF A ROCK? I CAN SQUEEZE MONEY OUT OF ANY
LOCKER
SQUEEZING WATER OUT OF A ROCK? I CAN SQUEEZE MONEY OUT OF ANY LOCKER I FIND.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
[auctioneering]
>>
[auctioneering] >> 400.
>>
>> 400. >> 400, THANK YOU.
>>
>> 400, THANK YOU. >> FIRST BID IS $400?
JEEZ!
>>
JEEZ! >> NOW 500, LOOKING TO GET 500.
500,
>> NOW 500, LOOKING TO GET 500. 500, NOW 600.
>>
500, NOW 600. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 600, NOW 700.
>>
>> 600, NOW 700. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> 700.
HOW
>> 700. HOW ABOUT 750? 750, NOW 800.
>>
HOW ABOUT 750? 750, NOW 800. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 800, NOW 850.
>>
>> 800, NOW 850. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 850 THERE, NOW 900.
900.
[auctioneering]
>>
[auctioneering] >> LET HER HAVE THAT.
>>
>> LET HER HAVE THAT. >> YEAH, DON'T MESS WITH US.
>>
>> YEAH, DON'T MESS WITH US. >> I SOLD IT, $900 RIGHT HERE,
$900.
[applause]
>>
>> WOMEN
>> WOMEN POWER IN YOUR FACE!
>>
>> WOMEN POWER IN YOUR FACE! >> HEY!
>>
>> WOMEN POWER IN YOUR FACE! >> HEY! >> YEAH.
>>
>> HEY! >> YEAH. >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
>> YEAH. >> OH, MY GOD. >> THE FIRST THING I SEE IS THIS
MOTORIZED
>> OH, MY GOD. >> THE FIRST THING I SEE IS THIS MOTORIZED CART.
IT'S
>> THE FIRST THING I SEE IS THIS MOTORIZED CART. IT'S DEFINITELY AN OLD PERSON'S
LOCKER.
THERE'S
IT'S DEFINITELY AN OLD PERSON'S LOCKER. THERE'S A LOT OF BOXES AND BINS.
ANTIQUES,
LOCKER. THERE'S A LOT OF BOXES AND BINS. ANTIQUES, BOXES, BINS?
OH,
THERE'S A LOT OF BOXES AND BINS. ANTIQUES, BOXES, BINS? OH, MY, I'M IN.
>>
ANTIQUES, BOXES, BINS? OH, MY, I'M IN. >> OKAY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
OH, MY, I'M IN. >> OKAY, WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> THERE'S A COOL METAL SHELF
I
>> OKAY, WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> THERE'S A COOL METAL SHELF I SEE BACK THERE.
THIS
>> THERE'S A COOL METAL SHELF I SEE BACK THERE. THIS TRUNK'S GREAT.
WHO
I SEE BACK THERE. THIS TRUNK'S GREAT. WHO KNOWS WHAT'S IN IT.
>>
THIS TRUNK'S GREAT. WHO KNOWS WHAT'S IN IT. >> COULD BE COOL PIECES TO
REFURB
WHO KNOWS WHAT'S IN IT. >> COULD BE COOL PIECES TO REFURB IN HERE, BUT I'M SEEING
A
>> COULD BE COOL PIECES TO REFURB IN HERE, BUT I'M SEEING A LOT OF TRASH.
>>
REFURB IN HERE, BUT I'M SEEING A LOT OF TRASH. >> OLD COMPUTERS, OLD BIG-SCREEN
TV.
>>
>> OLD COMPUTERS, OLD BIG-SCREEN TV. >> THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF IN
HERE.
>>
>> THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF IN HERE. >> WE NEED HIGH-END GOODS,
NOT
HERE. >> WE NEED HIGH-END GOODS, NOT "STUFF."
BUT
>> WE NEED HIGH-END GOODS, NOT "STUFF." BUT I BET WE CAN STUFF THIS UP
KENNY'S...HMM...KEISTER.
>>
BUT I BET WE CAN STUFF THIS UP KENNY'S...HMM...KEISTER. >> THERE'S PROBABLY $30 OR $40
WORTH
KENNY'S...HMM...KEISTER. >> THERE'S PROBABLY $30 OR $40 WORTH OF TOTES IN IT.
THAT'S
>> THERE'S PROBABLY $30 OR $40 WORTH OF TOTES IN IT. THAT'S A POOL TABLE WRAPPED UP
RIGHT
WORTH OF TOTES IN IT. THAT'S A POOL TABLE WRAPPED UP RIGHT THERE.
SIGNS
THAT'S A POOL TABLE WRAPPED UP RIGHT THERE. SIGNS OF QUALITY IN HERE.
[sniffs]
I
SIGNS OF QUALITY IN HERE. [sniffs] I SMELL ME A CHINGALADA.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
[auctioneering]
>>
[auctioneering] >> 100 BUCKS.
>>
>> 100 BUCKS. >> 100, NOW 200, NOW 200.
>>
>> 100, NOW 200, NOW 200. >> YEP!
>>
>> YEP! >> 200, NOW 300, NOW 400.
>>
>> 200, NOW 300, NOW 400. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 400, NOW 500.
>>
>> 400, NOW 500. >> YEP!
>>
>> YEP! >> NOW 600.
>>
>> NOW 600. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> 600, NOW 700, NOW 700.
>>
>> 600, NOW 700, NOW 700. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 700, 800, WE NEED 800.
HOW
>> 700, 800, WE NEED 800. HOW ABOUT 750?
>>
HOW ABOUT 750? >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> GOTCHA.
NOW
>> GOTCHA. NOW 800.
>>
NOW 800. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW HALF, ANYBODY GIVE 850?
850?
850
850? 850 GOING ONCE, 850 GOING TWICE.
I
850 GOING ONCE, 850 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT, $800 RIGHT HERE,
$800.
>>
$800. >> BUNCH OF SUCKERS.
[applause]
I
[applause] I THINK I SCORED SOME NICE
ANTIQUES,
I THINK I SCORED SOME NICE ANTIQUES, BUT IT'S A LOT TO LOAD
UP.
>>
>> THAT
>> THAT KENNY GUY MADE US SPEND
$900.
>>
>> THAT KENNY GUY MADE US SPEND $900. >> YEAH, HE DID.
WE'RE
$900. >> YEAH, HE DID. WE'RE TAKING A BREAK FROM
THE
>> YEAH, HE DID. WE'RE TAKING A BREAK FROM THE AUCTION.
IT'S
WE'RE TAKING A BREAK FROM THE AUCTION. IT'S TIME TO SEE IF WE GOT
PLAYED
THE AUCTION. IT'S TIME TO SEE IF WE GOT PLAYED BY THAT KENNY MAN...OR IF
THE
IT'S TIME TO SEE IF WE GOT PLAYED BY THAT KENNY MAN...OR IF THE WONDER WOMEN DUO PREVAILED.
>>
PLAYED BY THAT KENNY MAN...OR IF THE WONDER WOMEN DUO PREVAILED. >> HOW WE GOING TO DO THIS?
>>
THE WONDER WOMEN DUO PREVAILED. >> HOW WE GOING TO DO THIS? >> WE'LL DO PILE FOR ME, PILE
FOR
>> HOW WE GOING TO DO THIS? >> WE'LL DO PILE FOR ME, PILE FOR YOU.
>>
>> WE'LL DO PILE FOR ME, PILE FOR YOU. >> PERFECT.
ALL
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS SO GOING IN
YOUR
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS SO GOING IN YOUR PILE.
>>
YOUR PILE. >> YEAH, TOTALLY.
VINTAGE.
>>
VINTAGE. >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> I MEAN, AFTER I REFINISH
THE
>> I MEAN, AFTER I REFINISH THE TOP, PROBABLY 200 BUCKS.
>>
THE TOP, PROBABLY 200 BUCKS. >> OKAY, WE'RE MAKING A DENT.
PUT
>> OKAY, WE'RE MAKING A DENT. PUT THIS IN THE UPTOWN COUNTRY
PILE.
THIS
PILE. THIS IS SO MUCH EASIER WITH TWO
PEOPLE.
>>
PEOPLE. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> I THINK I CAN SELL THAT FOR
250
>> I THINK I CAN SELL THAT FOR 250 AFTER I PAINT IT.
>>
250 AFTER I PAINT IT. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> OKAY, LET'S DO SOME MORE.
>>
>> OKAY, LET'S DO SOME MORE. >> UM, TOOLS?
BULLETS
>> UM, TOOLS? BULLETS OR SOMETHING.
>>
BULLETS OR SOMETHING. >> THOSE ARE EMPTY--
>>
>> THOSE ARE EMPTY-- >> SHELLS.
>>
>> SHELLS. >> YEAH, THEY'RE ALL EMPTY.
>>
>> YEAH, THEY'RE ALL EMPTY. >> OH, HERE'S MORE.
>>
>> OH, HERE'S MORE. >> WHAT IS THIS?
"WINCHESTER
>> WHAT IS THIS? "WINCHESTER WADS."
THIS
"WINCHESTER WADS." THIS IS FOR A GUN.
>>
THIS IS FOR A GUN. >> MAYBE THERE'S A GUN IN HERE,
JENNY.
>>
JENNY. >> EMPTY BULLET SHELLS?
LOOKS
>> EMPTY BULLET SHELLS? LOOKS LIKE RAMBO IS SHOOTING
BLANKS.
WELL,
BLANKS. WELL, AT LEAST HE HAS CUTE
FURNITURE.
>>
FURNITURE. >> LET'S SEE.
>>
>> LET'S SEE. >> IT'S LIKE A CONSOLE.
YOU
>> IT'S LIKE A CONSOLE. YOU LIKE THIS FOR YOUR SHOP?
>>
YOU LIKE THIS FOR YOUR SHOP? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> HOW MUCH?
>>
>> HOW MUCH? >> 150 MAYBE.
>>
>> 150 MAYBE. >> OKAY.
CAST
>> OKAY. CAST IRON STUFF SELLS FOR A LOT.
>>
CAST IRON STUFF SELLS FOR A LOT. >> OH, YEAH, THAT'S PERFECT FOR
YOUR
>> OH, YEAH, THAT'S PERFECT FOR YOUR SHOP, FOR ALL THE LITTLE
FARM
YOUR SHOP, FOR ALL THE LITTLE FARM LADIES.
>>
FARM LADIES. >> NO, MY SHOP ISN'T LIKE
LITTLE
>> NO, MY SHOP ISN'T LIKE LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE.
>>
LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE. >> IT'S NOT?
[both
>> IT'S NOT? [both laugh]
>>
[both laugh] >> OKAY, FINE, I'LL SELL THIS IN
MY
>> OKAY, FINE, I'LL SELL THIS IN MY SHOP FOR $25.
>>
MY SHOP FOR $25. >> OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS THIS?
HOLY
OH,
OH, MY
OH, MY GOD, IT'S LIKE A
MICROSCOPE
OH, MY GOD, IT'S LIKE A MICROSCOPE MACHINE GUN.
THIS
OH, MY GOD, IT'S LIKE A MICROSCOPE MACHINE GUN. THIS IS INTENSE.
>>
MICROSCOPE MACHINE GUN. THIS IS INTENSE. >> WAIT, YOU GOT IT?
>>
THIS IS INTENSE. >> WAIT, YOU GOT IT? >> OH, MY GOD.
IT'S,
>> WAIT, YOU GOT IT? >> OH, MY GOD. IT'S, LIKE, FOR SCIENTISTS.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD. IT'S, LIKE, FOR SCIENTISTS. >> WAIT, SERIOUSLY, BE CAREFUL.
>>
IT'S, LIKE, FOR SCIENTISTS. >> WAIT, SERIOUSLY, BE CAREFUL. >> [laughs]
JEEZ.
WHAT
>> [laughs] JEEZ. WHAT THE HECK IS IT?
>>
JEEZ. WHAT THE HECK IS IT? >> UM, I HAVE NO IDEA.
I'VE
WHAT THE HECK IS IT? >> UM, I HAVE NO IDEA. I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE
THIS
>> UM, I HAVE NO IDEA. I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.
>>
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE. >> "DRAIN ON, OFF."
>>
THIS BEFORE. >> "DRAIN ON, OFF." >> OH, IT'S A PRESS.
I
>> "DRAIN ON, OFF." >> OH, IT'S A PRESS. I THINK IT'S TO MAKE BULLETS.
>>
>> OH, IT'S A PRESS. I THINK IT'S TO MAKE BULLETS. >> LET'S SEE IF IT HAS SOMETHING
TO
I THINK IT'S TO MAKE BULLETS. >> LET'S SEE IF IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THESE.
>>
>> LET'S SEE IF IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THESE. >> THIS THING?
>>
TO DO WITH THESE. >> THIS THING? >> YEAH.
RIGHT?
YEAH.
>>
RIGHT? YEAH. >> THIS GUN THING LOOKS LIKE
PRETTY
YEAH. >> THIS GUN THING LOOKS LIKE PRETTY EXPENSIVE EQUIPMENT.
THIS
>> THIS GUN THING LOOKS LIKE PRETTY EXPENSIVE EQUIPMENT. THIS MIGHT JUST BE
THE
PRETTY EXPENSIVE EQUIPMENT. THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE BULL'S-EYE.
[imitates
THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE BULL'S-EYE. [imitates gun]
>>
THE BULL'S-EYE. [imitates gun] >> WE NEED TO FIND A GUN MAN.
>>
[imitates gun] >> WE NEED TO FIND A GUN MAN. >> HARDCORE GUN MAN.
>>
>> WE NEED TO FIND A GUN MAN. >> HARDCORE GUN MAN. >> YEAH, LIKE A MILITIA GUY.
FOR
>> HARDCORE GUN MAN. >> YEAH, LIKE A MILITIA GUY. FOR NOW, WE NEED TO GET BACK TO
THE
>> YEAH, LIKE A MILITIA GUY. FOR NOW, WE NEED TO GET BACK TO THE AUCTION.
>>
FOR NOW, WE NEED TO GET BACK TO THE AUCTION. >> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT.
>>
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> YEAH.
[overlapping
ABOUT. >> YEAH. [overlapping chatter]
>>
>> YEAH. [overlapping chatter] >> WELL, THE RIMS IN THE BOXES
ARE
[overlapping chatter] >> WELL, THE RIMS IN THE BOXES ARE DEFINITELY THE STOCK WHEELS
OFF
>> WELL, THE RIMS IN THE BOXES ARE DEFINITELY THE STOCK WHEELS OFF THE CAR.
THEY'RE
ARE DEFINITELY THE STOCK WHEELS OFF THE CAR. THEY'RE NOT THE CUSTOM WHEELS.
WE
OFF THE CAR. THEY'RE NOT THE CUSTOM WHEELS. WE GOT SOME CONTRACTOR STUFF.
I
THEY'RE NOT THE CUSTOM WHEELS. WE GOT SOME CONTRACTOR STUFF. I LOVE CONTRACTORS' EQUIPMENT
JUST
WE GOT SOME CONTRACTOR STUFF. I LOVE CONTRACTORS' EQUIPMENT JUST AS MUCH AS I LOVE ANTIQUES.
>>
I LOVE CONTRACTORS' EQUIPMENT JUST AS MUCH AS I LOVE ANTIQUES. >> LOOK AT THIS PIECE.
RIDICULOUS.
>>
>> LOOK AT THIS PIECE. RIDICULOUS. >> IT'S ALL HAND-ENGRAVED.
THAT'S,
RIDICULOUS. >> IT'S ALL HAND-ENGRAVED. THAT'S, LIKE, AT LEAST
A
>> IT'S ALL HAND-ENGRAVED. THAT'S, LIKE, AT LEAST A $1,000 PIECE.
>>
THAT'S, LIKE, AT LEAST A $1,000 PIECE. >> AT LEAST.
THAT
A $1,000 PIECE. >> AT LEAST. THAT HAND-CARVED CHEST COULD BE
BIG
>> AT LEAST. THAT HAND-CARVED CHEST COULD BE BIG DOLLARS.
BUT
THAT HAND-CARVED CHEST COULD BE BIG DOLLARS. BUT I BET THAT BAD SANTA CLAUS
MAN
BIG DOLLARS. BUT I BET THAT BAD SANTA CLAUS MAN AND RICKY ARE TOTALLY GONNA
WANT
BUT I BET THAT BAD SANTA CLAUS MAN AND RICKY ARE TOTALLY GONNA WANT IT TOO.
>>
MAN AND RICKY ARE TOTALLY GONNA WANT IT TOO. >> THEM'S U.S.-MADE RACING
WHEELS
WANT IT TOO. >> THEM'S U.S.-MADE RACING WHEELS RIGHT THERE.
REAL
>> THEM'S U.S.-MADE RACING WHEELS RIGHT THERE. REAL GOOD DEAL.
THERE
WHEELS RIGHT THERE. REAL GOOD DEAL. THERE IS SOME NICE ALL-AMERICAN
GOODS
REAL GOOD DEAL. THERE IS SOME NICE ALL-AMERICAN GOODS IN THIS LOCKER.
IF
THERE IS SOME NICE ALL-AMERICAN GOODS IN THIS LOCKER. IF THAT'S A DREXEL BUFFET RIGHT
UNDER
GOODS IN THIS LOCKER. IF THAT'S A DREXEL BUFFET RIGHT UNDER THAT BLANKET, THAT IS
WORTH
IF THAT'S A DREXEL BUFFET RIGHT UNDER THAT BLANKET, THAT IS WORTH SOME SERIOUS BENJAMINS.
>>
UNDER THAT BLANKET, THAT IS WORTH SOME SERIOUS BENJAMINS. >> LOOK AT THE FRONT OF THIS.
>>
WORTH SOME SERIOUS BENJAMINS. >> LOOK AT THE FRONT OF THIS. >> THAT'S PRETTY NICE.
AT
>> LOOK AT THE FRONT OF THIS. >> THAT'S PRETTY NICE. AT LEAST THEY CARED ENOUGH TO
COVER
>> THAT'S PRETTY NICE. AT LEAST THEY CARED ENOUGH TO COVER IT, YOU KNOW?
THIS
AT LEAST THEY CARED ENOUGH TO COVER IT, YOU KNOW? THIS UNIT IS PERFECT.
IT'S
COVER IT, YOU KNOW? THIS UNIT IS PERFECT. IT'S GOT THE HIGH-END ITEMS
WE'RE
THIS UNIT IS PERFECT. IT'S GOT THE HIGH-END ITEMS WE'RE HERE TO BUY.
NOBODY'S
IT'S GOT THE HIGH-END ITEMS WE'RE HERE TO BUY. NOBODY'S GOING TO STEAL IT,
THAT'S
WE'RE HERE TO BUY. NOBODY'S GOING TO STEAL IT, THAT'S FOR SURE.
>>
NOBODY'S GOING TO STEAL IT, THAT'S FOR SURE. >> I FIGURE BUBBA MIGHT WANT TO
ARM
THAT'S FOR SURE. >> I FIGURE BUBBA MIGHT WANT TO ARM WRESTLE FOR THIS ONE.
>>
>> I FIGURE BUBBA MIGHT WANT TO ARM WRESTLE FOR THIS ONE. >> WELL, YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH
HOLDING
ARM WRESTLE FOR THIS ONE. >> WELL, YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH HOLDING HANDS, AREN'T YOU?
>>
>> WELL, YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH HOLDING HANDS, AREN'T YOU? >> I LOVE TO HOLD HANDS WITH
YOU,
HOLDING HANDS, AREN'T YOU? >> I LOVE TO HOLD HANDS WITH YOU, BIG BOY.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
MONEY,
GENTLEMEN. MONEY, MONEY, GOT $100 BILL?
>>
MONEY, MONEY, GOT $100 BILL? >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> 100, NOW 200.
>>
>> 100, NOW 200. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> I GOT 200, NOW 300.
300
>> I GOT 200, NOW 300. 300 THERE.
NOW
300 THERE. NOW 400, NOW 400.
>>
NOW 400, NOW 400. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 500, NOW 600.
>>
>> NOW 500, NOW 600. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> HOW ABOUT 650?
>>
>> HOW ABOUT 650? >> COME ON, QUIT PLAYIN'!
>>
>> COME ON, QUIT PLAYIN'! >> 650, NOW 700.
>>
>> 650, NOW 700. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 750, GOT 750 THERE.
NOW
>> NOW 750, GOT 750 THERE. NOW 800, 800.
>>
NOW 800, 800. >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> 800, NOW 850.
>>
>> 800, NOW 850. >> HE THINKS EAST TEXAS.
YEAH.
>>
YEAH. >> 850, 900.
>>
>> 850, 900. >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> 900, NOW 950.
950,
>> 900, NOW 950. 950, ANYBODY GIVE 950?
950
950, ANYBODY GIVE 950? 950 GOING ONCE.
>>
950 GOING ONCE. >> COME ON, BIG BOY, SPEND YOUR
MONEY.
>>
MONEY. >> 950 GOING TWICE.
>>
>> 950 GOING TWICE. >> NAH, SEND IT TO THE FLEA
MARKET.
>>
MARKET. >> I SOLD IT TO YOU RIGHT THERE,
$900.
[applause]
>>
[applause] >> I SCHOOLED THE BIG BOYS AND
SCORED
>> I SCHOOLED THE BIG BOYS AND SCORED A HECK OF A LOCKER.
>>
SCORED A HECK OF A LOCKER. >> RICKY, I HATE THAT GUY.
>>
>> ME
>> ME TOO.
>>
>> ME TOO. >> ROLL IN HERE FROM EAST TEXAS,
THINK
>> ME TOO. >> ROLL IN HERE FROM EAST TEXAS, THINK YOU OWN THE PLACE.
>>
>> ROLL IN HERE FROM EAST TEXAS, THINK YOU OWN THE PLACE. >> YEAH.
>>
THINK YOU OWN THE PLACE. >> YEAH. >> AIN'T HAPPENING AGAIN.
>>
>> YEAH. >> AIN'T HAPPENING AGAIN. >> I KNOW IT.
>>
>> AIN'T HAPPENING AGAIN. >> I KNOW IT. >> NEXT TIME WE GO AGAINST
KENNY,
>> I KNOW IT. >> NEXT TIME WE GO AGAINST KENNY, HE'S GOING DOWN.
>>
>> NEXT TIME WE GO AGAINST KENNY, HE'S GOING DOWN. >> THIS IS WHAT I WAS LOOKING
AT.
IF
>> THIS IS WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT. IF THAT BUFFET RIGHT THERE'S A
DREXEL,
AT. IF THAT BUFFET RIGHT THERE'S A DREXEL, POW.
THAT'S
IF THAT BUFFET RIGHT THERE'S A DREXEL, POW. THAT'S MY $900 BACK AND THEN
SOME.
YES,
THAT'S MY $900 BACK AND THEN SOME. YES, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS
HOPING
SOME. YES, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS HOPING WAS UNDER IT.
IT'S
IT'S MADE
IT'S MADE BY DREXEL FURNITURE
COMPANY
IT'S MADE BY DREXEL FURNITURE COMPANY RIGHT HERE IN THE GOOD
OLD
COMPANY RIGHT HERE IN THE GOOD OLD UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
IT'S
OLD UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. IT'S PROBABLY WORTH ABOUT 2,500
IN
IT'S PROBABLY WORTH ABOUT 2,500 IN THE DALLAS CROWD.
THEN
IN THE DALLAS CROWD. THEN WE GOT THE OLD LONG LADDER.
WHAT
THEN WE GOT THE OLD LONG LADDER. WHAT I LIKE, IT'S MADE IN THE
USA.
IT'S
USA. IT'S 150 BUCKS.
AMERICAN
IT'S 150 BUCKS. AMERICAN RACING WHEELS, G.M.,
ALUMINUM,
AMERICAN RACING WHEELS, G.M., ALUMINUM, BRAND-NEW.
THERE'S
ALUMINUM, BRAND-NEW. THERE'S NUMBER TWO.
THERE'S
THERE'S NUMBER TWO. THERE'S NUMBER THREE.
THERE'S
THERE'S NUMBER THREE. THERE'S A SET OF FOUR, $600.
IT'S
THERE'S A SET OF FOUR, $600. IT'S DEFINITELY A CHINESE
DIVIDER.
IT'S
DIVIDER. IT'S HAND-PAINTED, VERY, VERY
PRETTY
IT'S HAND-PAINTED, VERY, VERY PRETTY PIECE.
IT'S
PRETTY PIECE. IT'S GREAT TAKEN CARE OF.
IT'S
IT'S GREAT TAKEN CARE OF. IT'S GOT THE BRASS FEET ON IT,
SO
IT'S GOT THE BRASS FEET ON IT, SO THAT VALUES THAT AT UPWARDS
OF
SO THAT VALUES THAT AT UPWARDS OF $500.
MADE
OF $500. MADE IN CHINA'S NOT SO BAD, AS
LONG
MADE IN CHINA'S NOT SO BAD, AS LONG AS IT TURNS INTO COLD, HARD
AMERICAN
LONG AS IT TURNS INTO COLD, HARD AMERICAN CASH.
CHRISTMAS
CHRISTMAS PAPER, NOT A LOT OF
MONEY
CHRISTMAS PAPER, NOT A LOT OF MONEY THERE, BUT YOU KNOW IF YOU
CAN
CHRISTMAS PAPER, NOT A LOT OF MONEY THERE, BUT YOU KNOW IF YOU CAN SELL IT FOR A DOLLAR, PUTS A
DOLLAR
MONEY THERE, BUT YOU KNOW IF YOU CAN SELL IT FOR A DOLLAR, PUTS A DOLLAR BACK IN THE AMERICAN
ECONOMY.
SEE
DOLLAR BACK IN THE AMERICAN ECONOMY. SEE WHAT'S IN THIS ONE.
AWFUL
ECONOMY. SEE WHAT'S IN THIS ONE. AWFUL HEAVY.
PROBABLY
SEE WHAT'S IN THIS ONE. AWFUL HEAVY. PROBABLY JUST AN OLD POT.
OOH.
I
PROBABLY JUST AN OLD POT. OOH. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I JUST FOUND,
BUT
OOH. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I JUST FOUND, BUT THIS IS A NICE PIECE.
THIS
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I JUST FOUND, BUT THIS IS A NICE PIECE. THIS IS WHY WE BUY LOCKERS.
LOOK
BUT THIS IS A NICE PIECE. THIS IS WHY WE BUY LOCKERS. LOOK AT THAT RIGHT THERE.
AWESOME,
THIS IS WHY WE BUY LOCKERS. LOOK AT THAT RIGHT THERE. AWESOME, HAND-CUT, AND THESE ARE
SOME
LOOK AT THAT RIGHT THERE. AWESOME, HAND-CUT, AND THESE ARE SOME KIND OF CHINESE GARGOYLES.
LET'S
AWESOME, HAND-CUT, AND THESE ARE SOME KIND OF CHINESE GARGOYLES. LET'S JUST SEE IF THAT THING'S
BRASS
SOME KIND OF CHINESE GARGOYLES. LET'S JUST SEE IF THAT THING'S BRASS OR NOT.
I
LET'S JUST SEE IF THAT THING'S BRASS OR NOT. I CARRY A MAGNET WITH ME
EVERYWHERE
BRASS OR NOT. I CARRY A MAGNET WITH ME EVERYWHERE I GO, REAL STRONG
MAGNET--SO
I CARRY A MAGNET WITH ME EVERYWHERE I GO, REAL STRONG MAGNET--SO MAGNETS STICK TO
METAL
EVERYWHERE I GO, REAL STRONG MAGNET--SO MAGNETS STICK TO METAL BUT DON'T STICK TO BRASS,
OKAY?
NOPE,
METAL BUT DON'T STICK TO BRASS, OKAY? NOPE, IT WON'T STICK TO IT ALL,
SO
OKAY? NOPE, IT WON'T STICK TO IT ALL, SO IT'S DEFINITELY BRASS.
YOU
NOPE, IT WON'T STICK TO IT ALL, SO IT'S DEFINITELY BRASS. YOU KNOW, IN MY WORLD, BRASS
EQUALS
SO IT'S DEFINITELY BRASS. YOU KNOW, IN MY WORLD, BRASS EQUALS CASH.
IT'S
YOU KNOW, IN MY WORLD, BRASS EQUALS CASH. IT'S A VERY, VERY PRETTY PIECE.
WE
EQUALS CASH. IT'S A VERY, VERY PRETTY PIECE. WE DEFINITELY NEED TO GET THIS
CHECKED
IT'S A VERY, VERY PRETTY PIECE. WE DEFINITELY NEED TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT BY A PROFESSIONAL.
>>
WE DEFINITELY NEED TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT BY A PROFESSIONAL. >> I'M HEADING BACK TO MY STORE
WITH
CHECKED OUT BY A PROFESSIONAL. >> I'M HEADING BACK TO MY STORE WITH THIS UNIT I PICKED UP FOR
800
>> I'M HEADING BACK TO MY STORE WITH THIS UNIT I PICKED UP FOR 800 BUCKS.
I'M
WITH THIS UNIT I PICKED UP FOR 800 BUCKS. I'M ALMOST POSITIVE THESE BOXES
ARE
800 BUCKS. I'M ALMOST POSITIVE THESE BOXES ARE FULL OF ANTIQUES, SO MY
PROTEGE
I'M ALMOST POSITIVE THESE BOXES ARE FULL OF ANTIQUES, SO MY PROTEGE SONNY AND I, WE'RE GONNA
DIVE
ARE FULL OF ANTIQUES, SO MY PROTEGE SONNY AND I, WE'RE GONNA DIVE RIGHT IN.
HE'S
PROTEGE SONNY AND I, WE'RE GONNA DIVE RIGHT IN. HE'S MY NEIGHBOR'S KID.
HE'S
DIVE RIGHT IN. HE'S MY NEIGHBOR'S KID. HE'S GOT NOTHING TO DO, SO I
GAVE
HE'S MY NEIGHBOR'S KID. HE'S GOT NOTHING TO DO, SO I GAVE HIM A JOB.
I'M
HE'S GOT NOTHING TO DO, SO I GAVE HIM A JOB. I'M LIKE, "SONNY, YOU'RE A MAN.
I'M
GAVE HIM A JOB. I'M LIKE, "SONNY, YOU'RE A MAN. I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO BE
A
I'M LIKE, "SONNY, YOU'RE A MAN. I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A MAN."
ALL
I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A MAN." ALL RIGHT, SONNY, JUST STACK 'EM
UP.
YEAH.
YOU'RE
UP. YEAH. YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO STACK 'EM
UP,
YEAH. YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO STACK 'EM UP, AREN'T YOU?
ALL
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT WE
GOT.
I
GOT. I JUST THREW ALL OF THESE BOXES
ON
I JUST THREW ALL OF THESE BOXES ON BOARD, DIDN'T TAKE MUCH TIME
TO
ON BOARD, DIDN'T TAKE MUCH TIME TO LOOK THROUGH ANYTHING AT ALL.
OH,
TO LOOK THROUGH ANYTHING AT ALL. OH, JUST SOME BLANKETS AND
THINGS
OH, JUST SOME BLANKETS AND THINGS LIKE THAT.
NOT
THINGS LIKE THAT. NOT INTERESTED.
COME
NOT INTERESTED. COME ON, SONNY, KEEP PULLING IT
OUT
COME ON, SONNY, KEEP PULLING IT OUT OF THERE.
WE
OUT OF THERE. WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY.
I'M
WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY. I'M PAYING YOU BY THE HOUR,
AIN'T
I'M PAYING YOU BY THE HOUR, AIN'T I?
GOT
AIN'T I? GOT TO GET MY MONEY'S WORTH.
THIS
GOT TO GET MY MONEY'S WORTH. THIS ONE'S GOT SOME WEIGHT TO
IT.
YEAH,
IT. YEAH, SEE, THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
IT'S
YEAH, SEE, THAT'S THE PROBLEM. IT'S GOT WEIGHT TO IT, AND MOST
OF
IT'S GOT WEIGHT TO IT, AND MOST OF IT'S OLD MAIL AND MAGAZINES.
JUST
OF IT'S OLD MAIL AND MAGAZINES. JUST LOOKING TO SEE IF THERE'S
ANY
JUST LOOKING TO SEE IF THERE'S ANY OLD PLAYBOYS IN HERE.
SONNY,
ANY OLD PLAYBOYS IN HERE. SONNY, THERE'S MAKEUP IN THERE.
YOU'RE
SONNY, THERE'S MAKEUP IN THERE. YOU'RE NOT TRYING ON THE MAKEUP,
ARE
YOU'RE NOT TRYING ON THE MAKEUP, ARE YOU?
>>
ARE YOU? >> NO, TRYING TO SEE WHAT'S IN
IT.
>>
IT. >> STOP SCREWING AROUND.
HERE,
>> STOP SCREWING AROUND. HERE, GO PLAY WITH THE DOLLY
INSTEAD.
KEEP
INSTEAD. KEEP YOUR MIND RIGHT.
WHAT
KEEP YOUR MIND RIGHT. WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?
>>
WHAT DO WE GOT HERE? >> NOTHING.
>>
>> NOTHING. >> NOTHING?
TOY
>> NOTHING? TOY AND GAME BOX.
GO
TOY AND GAME BOX. GO BACK OVER THERE.
DUDE,
GO BACK OVER THERE. DUDE, COLLEGE BOOKS.
GO
DUDE, COLLEGE BOOKS. GO LEARN SOMETHING.
HERE
GO LEARN SOMETHING. HERE YOU GO, SONNY.
OH.
HERE YOU GO, SONNY. OH. EARN YOUR KEEP.
NEWSPAPERS.
NOTHING.
CHRISTMAS
NOTHING. CHRISTMAS STUFF, 5 BUCKS.
[sighs]
WHERE
[sighs] WHERE THE FREAK ARE ALL THE
ANTIQUES?
SONNY,
SONNY, YOU NEED SOME BUNION
CREAM?
NOT
SONNY, YOU NEED SOME BUNION CREAM? NOT REALLY A GOOD START TO
AN
CREAM? NOT REALLY A GOOD START TO AN $800 LOCKER.
IT'S
NOT REALLY A GOOD START TO AN $800 LOCKER. IT'S JUST BOXES OF JUNK AFTER
BOXES
AN $800 LOCKER. IT'S JUST BOXES OF JUNK AFTER BOXES OF JUNK.
I
IT'S JUST BOXES OF JUNK AFTER BOXES OF JUNK. I MEAN--HO, THERE'S A SAFE!
SONNY,
SONNY, THERE'S A SAFE IN HERE!
>>
>> REALLY?
>>
>> REALLY? >> YEAH, CHECK IT OUT.
YOU
>> REALLY? >> YEAH, CHECK IT OUT. YOU READY?
>>
>> YEAH, CHECK IT OUT. YOU READY? >> OH, NICE.
IT'S
YOU READY? >> OH, NICE. IT'S A COIN SAFE.
>>
>> OH, NICE. IT'S A COIN SAFE. >> [laughs]
HEY,
IT'S A COIN SAFE. >> [laughs] HEY, IT'S A SAFE, RIGHT?
SONNY,
>> [laughs] HEY, IT'S A SAFE, RIGHT? SONNY, OPEN UP THAT SAFE.
HE'LL
HEY, IT'S A SAFE, RIGHT? SONNY, OPEN UP THAT SAFE. HE'LL WORK ON THAT ALL DAY.
>>
SONNY, OPEN UP THAT SAFE. HE'LL WORK ON THAT ALL DAY. >> THERE IT GOES.
>>
HE'LL WORK ON THAT ALL DAY. >> THERE IT GOES. >> WHAT'S IN THERE, A DIAMOND
RIGHT?
>>
>> WHAT'S IN THERE, A DIAMOND RIGHT? >> NOTHING.
>>
RIGHT? >> NOTHING. >> NOTHING, JUST SOME MORE
BROKEN
>> NOTHING. >> NOTHING, JUST SOME MORE BROKEN PLASTIC.
AT
>> NOTHING, JUST SOME MORE BROKEN PLASTIC. AT THIS POINT, I DON'T CARE
ABOUT
BROKEN PLASTIC. AT THIS POINT, I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANTIQUES.
I
AT THIS POINT, I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANTIQUES. I CARE ABOUT BREAKING EVEN.
YOU
YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW, THIS MOTORIZED
WHEELCHAIR
YOU KNOW, THIS MOTORIZED WHEELCHAIR LED ME TO BELIEVE
THAT
WHEELCHAIR LED ME TO BELIEVE THAT THERE WAS SOME ANTIQUES IN
THIS
THAT THERE WAS SOME ANTIQUES IN THIS LOCKER.
IT'S
THIS LOCKER. IT'S REALLY NOT IN THE BEST
CONDITION.
THINK
CONDITION. THINK A GUY OVER HERE IN TOWN
PAYS
THINK A GUY OVER HERE IN TOWN PAYS ABOUT 250 BUCKS FOR THEM.
HERE
PAYS ABOUT 250 BUCKS FOR THEM. HERE YOU GO, SONNY.
THAT'S
HERE YOU GO, SONNY. THAT'S GOING TO BE YOUR MODE OF
TRANSPORTATION
THAT'S GOING TO BE YOUR MODE OF TRANSPORTATION AROUND HERE.
NO
TRANSPORTATION AROUND HERE. NO MORE GOLF CART.
YOU
NO MORE GOLF CART. YOU GOT IT, SONNY?
TO
YOU GOT IT, SONNY? TO ME.
WELL,
TO ME. WELL, IT AIN'T TERRIBLE.
IT'S
WELL, IT AIN'T TERRIBLE. IT'S PRETTY CLEAN.
I'VE
IT'S PRETTY CLEAN. I'VE SEEN 'EM WORSE THAN THIS.
IT'S
I'VE SEEN 'EM WORSE THAN THIS. IT'S NOT AN ANTIQUE, BUT IT WILL
SELL.
IT'S
SELL. IT'S $250.
NOW,
IT'S $250. NOW, SPEAKING OF THINGS WE COULD
SELL,
NOW, SPEAKING OF THINGS WE COULD SELL, THIS WE COULD DEFINITELY
SELL.
>>
SELL. >> OH, YEAH, A LITTLE GO-KART.
>>
>> OH, YEAH, A LITTLE GO-KART. >> LET'S PULL THIS THING OUT OF
HERE.
READY?
I'VE
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE
THIS
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.
THIS
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE. THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE TINIEST
GO-KART
THIS BEFORE. THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE TINIEST GO-KART I'VE EVER SEEN.
NOW
THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE TINIEST GO-KART I'VE EVER SEEN. NOW ALL WE NEED IS SOMEBODY THAT
KNOWS,
GO-KART I'VE EVER SEEN. NOW ALL WE NEED IS SOMEBODY THAT KNOWS, YOU KNOW, REALLY, WHAT
THIS
NOW ALL WE NEED IS SOMEBODY THAT KNOWS, YOU KNOW, REALLY, WHAT THIS THING IS.
IT'S
KNOWS, YOU KNOW, REALLY, WHAT THIS THING IS. IT'S NOT THE ANTIQUE I'M LOOKING
FOR,
THIS THING IS. IT'S NOT THE ANTIQUE I'M LOOKING FOR, BUT THIS LITTLE GO-KART
COULD
IT'S NOT THE ANTIQUE I'M LOOKING FOR, BUT THIS LITTLE GO-KART COULD BE THE MOST VALUABLE THING
IN
FOR, BUT THIS LITTLE GO-KART COULD BE THE MOST VALUABLE THING IN THIS LOCKER.
WELL,
COULD BE THE MOST VALUABLE THING IN THIS LOCKER. WELL, MY ANTIQUE VILLAGE USED TO
BE
IN THIS LOCKER. WELL, MY ANTIQUE VILLAGE USED TO BE CLEAN.
NOW
WELL, MY ANTIQUE VILLAGE USED TO BE CLEAN. NOW I GOT ALL THIS STUFF TO
CLEAN
BE CLEAN. NOW I GOT ALL THIS STUFF TO CLEAN UP.
>>
>> WAIT,
>> WAIT, YOU GOT IT, RIGHT?
>>
>> YEAH,
>> YEAH, I GOT IT.
>>
>> [laughs]
>>
>> I
>> I MEAN, IT'S AWKWARD IF BOTH
OF
>> I MEAN, IT'S AWKWARD IF BOTH OF US CARRY IT, NO?
OKAY.
MARY
OF US CARRY IT, NO? OKAY. MARY AND I FOUND WHAT WE THINK
IS
OKAY. MARY AND I FOUND WHAT WE THINK IS A BULLET-MAKING MACHINE.
MIKE?
>>
IS A BULLET-MAKING MACHINE. MIKE? >> YEP.
>>
MIKE? >> YEP. >> MIKE'S HARD-FREAKIN'-CORE.
HE
>> YEP. >> MIKE'S HARD-FREAKIN'-CORE. HE MAKES HIS OWN BULLETS IN HIS
GARAGE.
SO
HE MAKES HIS OWN BULLETS IN HIS GARAGE. SO HE'LL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS
IS.
>>
SO HE'LL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS. >> THAT'S OUR THING.
>>
IS. >> THAT'S OUR THING. >> [laughs]
>>
>> THAT'S OUR THING. >> [laughs] >> WELL, THAT IS A PW900.
>>
>> [laughs] >> WELL, THAT IS A PW900. >> both: WHAT?
>>
>> WELL, THAT IS A PW900. >> both: WHAT? >> IT'S A SHOTSHELL LOADER.
>>
>> both: WHAT? >> IT'S A SHOTSHELL LOADER. >> SO THIS THING DOESN'T MAKE
BULLETS,
>> IT'S A SHOTSHELL LOADER. >> SO THIS THING DOESN'T MAKE BULLETS, IT MAKES SHOTGUN
SHELLS.
YOU
BULLETS, IT MAKES SHOTGUN SHELLS. YOU KNOW, FOR, LIKE, SHOTGUNS.
[imitates
SHELLS. YOU KNOW, FOR, LIKE, SHOTGUNS. [imitates gunshot]
KICKBACK.
[laughs]
>>
KICKBACK. [laughs] >> GUNPOWDER GOES IN HERE, AND
THEN
[laughs] >> GUNPOWDER GOES IN HERE, AND THEN SHOT.
>>
>> GUNPOWDER GOES IN HERE, AND THEN SHOT. >> OH, LIKE TEQUILA.
>>
THEN SHOT. >> OH, LIKE TEQUILA. >> NO, NO, THIS IS LEAD SHOT,
NOT
>> OH, LIKE TEQUILA. >> NO, NO, THIS IS LEAD SHOT, NOT A SHOT OF TEQUILA.
THAT'S
>> NO, NO, THIS IS LEAD SHOT, NOT A SHOT OF TEQUILA. THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA KILL THE
BIRD
NOT A SHOT OF TEQUILA. THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA KILL THE BIRD OR THE CLAY TARGET OR
WHATEVER
THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA KILL THE BIRD OR THE CLAY TARGET OR WHATEVER THAT YOU'RE SHOOTING
AT.
>>
WHATEVER THAT YOU'RE SHOOTING AT. >> OKAY.
>>
AT. >> OKAY. >> SO PRIMERS GO HERE.
YOUR
>> OKAY. >> SO PRIMERS GO HERE. YOUR WAD WOULD GO HERE.
AND
>> SO PRIMERS GO HERE. YOUR WAD WOULD GO HERE. AND EACH TIME YOU STROKE THE
HANDLE,
YOUR WAD WOULD GO HERE. AND EACH TIME YOU STROKE THE HANDLE, THIS TURNS, AND EACH ONE
OF
AND EACH TIME YOU STROKE THE HANDLE, THIS TURNS, AND EACH ONE OF THESE THINGS DOES A SPECIFIC
FUNCTION.
[both
OF THESE THINGS DOES A SPECIFIC FUNCTION. [both laughing]
>>
FUNCTION. [both laughing] >> SORRY, MIKE.
OH,
[both laughing] >> SORRY, MIKE. OH, MY GOD.
SO
SO HOW
SO HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THIS
THING'S
SO HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THIS THING'S WORTH?
>>
THING'S WORTH? >> BEING IT'S FOR A 10, NOT
12-GAUGE,
>> BEING IT'S FOR A 10, NOT 12-GAUGE, IT'S MORE DESIRABLE.
I'D
12-GAUGE, IT'S MORE DESIRABLE. I'D SAY...
$450.
>>
$450. >> 225 EACH.
IT'S
>> 225 EACH. IT'S BETTER THAN WHERE WE WERE
BEFORE.
>>
>> NOT
>> NOT EXACTLY A MILLION-DOLLAR
SCORE,
>> NOT EXACTLY A MILLION-DOLLAR SCORE, BUT, HEY, WE GOT A NICE
LITTLE
>> NOT EXACTLY A MILLION-DOLLAR SCORE, BUT, HEY, WE GOT A NICE LITTLE PROFIT OUT OF THIS.
HAVE
SCORE, BUT, HEY, WE GOT A NICE LITTLE PROFIT OUT OF THIS. HAVE NO FEAR, BECAUSE THE WONDER
WOMEN
LITTLE PROFIT OUT OF THIS. HAVE NO FEAR, BECAUSE THE WONDER WOMEN WILL BE THE TOP GUNS
ANOTHER
HAVE NO FEAR, BECAUSE THE WONDER WOMEN WILL BE THE TOP GUNS ANOTHER DAY.
>>
WOMEN WILL BE THE TOP GUNS ANOTHER DAY. >> [bleep]!
>>
ANOTHER DAY. >> [bleep]! >> OH, OH, OH!
>>
>> [bleep]! >> OH, OH, OH! >> OH, MY GOD,
>>
>> THE
>> THE LOCKER I GOT FOR
800
>> THE LOCKER I GOT FOR 800 BUCKS WAS A BIG OLD BUST,
BUT
>> THE LOCKER I GOT FOR 800 BUCKS WAS A BIG OLD BUST, BUT I DID FIND THIS LITTLE NEAT
GO-KART,
800 BUCKS WAS A BIG OLD BUST, BUT I DID FIND THIS LITTLE NEAT GO-KART, SO I'M AT POLE POSITION
RACEWAY
BUT I DID FIND THIS LITTLE NEAT GO-KART, SO I'M AT POLE POSITION RACEWAY TO CHECK IT OUT.
>>
GO-KART, SO I'M AT POLE POSITION RACEWAY TO CHECK IT OUT. >> BRING IT ON IN HERE.
LET'S
RACEWAY TO CHECK IT OUT. >> BRING IT ON IN HERE. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
>>
>> BRING IT ON IN HERE. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT IT. >> HOPEFULLY THIS LITTLE RACER
IS
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT IT. >> HOPEFULLY THIS LITTLE RACER IS WORTH SOME BIG MONEY.
WELL,
>> HOPEFULLY THIS LITTLE RACER IS WORTH SOME BIG MONEY. WELL, THIS IS WHAT WE GOT.
WHAT
IS WORTH SOME BIG MONEY. WELL, THIS IS WHAT WE GOT. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
WELL, THIS IS WHAT WE GOT. WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> THIS IS THE SMALLEST GO-KART
I'VE
WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> THIS IS THE SMALLEST GO-KART I'VE EVER SEEN.
>>
>> THIS IS THE SMALLEST GO-KART I'VE EVER SEEN. >> YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE
THIS
I'VE EVER SEEN. >> YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN HERE, DO YOU?
>>
>> YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN HERE, DO YOU? >> NO, WE DON'T.
EVERYTHING
THIS IN HERE, DO YOU? >> NO, WE DON'T. EVERYTHING ABOUT YOURS
IS
>> NO, WE DON'T. EVERYTHING ABOUT YOURS IS SMALLER THAN MINE.
>>
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOURS IS SMALLER THAN MINE. >> I THINK I'M GONNA DEVELOP
A
IS SMALLER THAN MINE. >> I THINK I'M GONNA DEVELOP A COMPLEX.
BUT
>> I THINK I'M GONNA DEVELOP A COMPLEX. BUT THIS IS MADE FOR A REAL
SMALL
A COMPLEX. BUT THIS IS MADE FOR A REAL SMALL KID.
>>
BUT THIS IS MADE FOR A REAL SMALL KID. >> YEAH, PRETEEN, SIX TO EIGHT
YEARS
SMALL KID. >> YEAH, PRETEEN, SIX TO EIGHT YEARS OLD.
>>
>> YEAH, PRETEEN, SIX TO EIGHT YEARS OLD. >> SIX TO EIGHT?
>>
YEARS OLD. >> SIX TO EIGHT? >> YEAH.
THE
>> SIX TO EIGHT? >> YEAH. THE TIRES LOOK GOOD, AND THEY
DON'T
>> YEAH. THE TIRES LOOK GOOD, AND THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE THEY'VE BEEN
REALLY
THE TIRES LOOK GOOD, AND THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE THEY'VE BEEN REALLY WORN.
BRAKES
DON'T LOOK LIKE THEY'VE BEEN REALLY WORN. BRAKES ITSELF, THEY SEEM TO
STOP.
AND
BRAKES ITSELF, THEY SEEM TO STOP. AND THEN THE THROTTLE,
OBVIOUSLY,
STOP. AND THEN THE THROTTLE, OBVIOUSLY, IS WHERE THE POWER
IS.
ALL
OBVIOUSLY, IS WHERE THE POWER IS. ALL RIGHT, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO
IS. ALL RIGHT, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SEE IF THIS THING WORKS.
>>
ALL RIGHT, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SEE IF THIS THING WORKS. >> DROP IT ON THE GROUND AND
SEE?
>>
>> DROP IT ON THE GROUND AND SEE? >> PUT IT ON THE GROUND.
>>
SEE? >> PUT IT ON THE GROUND. >> ALL RIGHT.
JEEZ,
>> PUT IT ON THE GROUND. >> ALL RIGHT. JEEZ, I HOPE THIS LITTLE GUY
WORKS,
>> ALL RIGHT. JEEZ, I HOPE THIS LITTLE GUY WORKS, OTHERWISE I'M STUCK WITH
AN
JEEZ, I HOPE THIS LITTLE GUY WORKS, OTHERWISE I'M STUCK WITH AN OVERSIZED HOT WHEEL.
[both
WORKS, OTHERWISE I'M STUCK WITH AN OVERSIZED HOT WHEEL. [both laughing]
>>
AN OVERSIZED HOT WHEEL. [both laughing] >> IT WORKS.
>>
[both laughing] >> IT WORKS. >> WHOO!
[laughs]
[imitates
>> WHOO! [laughs] [imitates engine]
[laughing]
>>
[imitates engine] [laughing] >> RECORD TIME.
>>
[laughing] >> RECORD TIME. >> AH! THAT WAS PRETTY COOL.
>>
>> RECORD TIME. >> AH! THAT WAS PRETTY COOL. >> YOU LOOK GOOD ON THERE.
>>
>> AH! THAT WAS PRETTY COOL. >> YOU LOOK GOOD ON THERE. >> I CAN SEE PEOPLE GETTING
ADDICTED
>> YOU LOOK GOOD ON THERE. >> I CAN SEE PEOPLE GETTING ADDICTED TO THIS.
NICE,
>> I CAN SEE PEOPLE GETTING ADDICTED TO THIS. NICE, MAN, NICE.
SO,
SO, ROBERT, SINCE THE THING
RUNS
SO, ROBERT, SINCE THE THING RUNS PRETTY GOOD WITH MY
200-POUND
RUNS PRETTY GOOD WITH MY 200-POUND BUTT ON THERE, WHAT DO
YOU
200-POUND BUTT ON THERE, WHAT DO YOU THINK SOMETHING LIKE THIS IS
WORTH?
>>
WORTH? >> I THINK YOU COULD GET...
$350
>> I THINK YOU COULD GET... $350 FOR THIS.
>>
$350 FOR THIS. >> THAT'S A GREAT DAY, MY MAN.
THAT'S
THAT'S A
THAT'S A LOT OF CASH FOR
A
THAT'S A LOT OF CASH FOR A LITTLE TOY.
IT'S
THAT'S A LOT OF CASH FOR A LITTLE TOY. IT'S NOT AN ANTIQUE, BUT IT'S
A
A LITTLE TOY. IT'S NOT AN ANTIQUE, BUT IT'S A LOT MORE FUN.
>>
>> I
>> I FOUND THIS CHINESE BRASS
THING
>> I FOUND THIS CHINESE BRASS THING IN MY $900 LOCKER.
THIS
THIS PIECE LOOKS ANCIENT, AND
I'M
THIS PIECE LOOKS ANCIENT, AND I'M THINKING THAT IT COULD BE
A
THIS PIECE LOOKS ANCIENT, AND I'M THINKING THAT IT COULD BE A REAL MONEYMAKER, SO I'M AT
JOE
I'M THINKING THAT IT COULD BE A REAL MONEYMAKER, SO I'M AT JOE COONER GALLERY TO HAVE THE
ORIENTAL
A REAL MONEYMAKER, SO I'M AT JOE COONER GALLERY TO HAVE THE ORIENTAL ANTIQUES EXPERT HIMSELF
CHECK
JOE COONER GALLERY TO HAVE THE ORIENTAL ANTIQUES EXPERT HIMSELF CHECK IT OUT.
>>
ORIENTAL ANTIQUES EXPERT HIMSELF CHECK IT OUT. >> OKAY, WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS
A
CHECK IT OUT. >> OKAY, WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS A GONG.
[gong
>> OKAY, WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS A GONG. [gong chimes]
>>
A GONG. [gong chimes] >> A GONG?
I
[gong chimes] >> A GONG? I FOUND THESE DRAGONS THAT WAS
ON
>> A GONG? I FOUND THESE DRAGONS THAT WAS ON HERE, AND I THOUGHT, YOU
KNOW,
I FOUND THESE DRAGONS THAT WAS ON HERE, AND I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, THIS HAS TO BE CHINESE OF
SOME
ON HERE, AND I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, THIS HAS TO BE CHINESE OF SOME TYPE.
>>
KNOW, THIS HAS TO BE CHINESE OF SOME TYPE. >> WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT
CHINESE,
SOME TYPE. >> WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT CHINESE, BUT IT'S
CHINESE-INFLUENCED.
IT
CHINESE, BUT IT'S CHINESE-INFLUENCED. IT COMES FROM A VERY SMALL
KINGDOM
CHINESE-INFLUENCED. IT COMES FROM A VERY SMALL KINGDOM IN THE NORTHERN PART OF
BORNEO
IT COMES FROM A VERY SMALL KINGDOM IN THE NORTHERN PART OF BORNEO CALLED BRUNEI.
THIS
KINGDOM IN THE NORTHERN PART OF BORNEO CALLED BRUNEI. THIS WAS NOT REALLY A MUSICAL
INSTRUMENT.
THIS
THIS WAS NOT REALLY A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT. THIS WAS USED MORE FOR
SIGNALING.
>>
THIS WAS USED MORE FOR SIGNALING. >> MAYBE THIS WAS HUNG IN A
TREE,
SIGNALING. >> MAYBE THIS WAS HUNG IN A TREE, AND WHEN THE HEADHUNTERS
COME
>> MAYBE THIS WAS HUNG IN A TREE, AND WHEN THE HEADHUNTERS COME THROUGH, THEY'D HIT THAT
THING
TREE, AND WHEN THE HEADHUNTERS COME THROUGH, THEY'D HIT THAT THING AND LET EVERYBODY KNOW--
>>
COME THROUGH, THEY'D HIT THAT THING AND LET EVERYBODY KNOW-- >> NO, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH
THING AND LET EVERYBODY KNOW-- >> NO, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HEADHUNTERS.
THIS
>> NO, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HEADHUNTERS. THIS IS A HIGHER CULTURE.
THIS
WITH HEADHUNTERS. THIS IS A HIGHER CULTURE. THIS IS FROM BORNEO.
>>
THIS IS A HIGHER CULTURE. THIS IS FROM BORNEO. >> HIGHER CULTURE DON'T MEAN
ANYTHING
THIS IS FROM BORNEO. >> HIGHER CULTURE DON'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME EXCEPT FOR MAYBE
WHEN
>> HIGHER CULTURE DON'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME EXCEPT FOR MAYBE WHEN THE BEER'S UP ON A HIGHER
SHELF
ANYTHING TO ME EXCEPT FOR MAYBE WHEN THE BEER'S UP ON A HIGHER SHELF AT THE SUPERMARKET.
WHAT
WHAT KIND
WHAT KIND OF VALUE HAS IT GOT
NOW,
WHAT KIND OF VALUE HAS IT GOT NOW, HERE IN THE UNITED STATES?
>>
NOW, HERE IN THE UNITED STATES? >> THE GOOD NEWS IS, IT'S
AUTHENTIC,
>> THE GOOD NEWS IS, IT'S AUTHENTIC, IT'S REAL.
>>
AUTHENTIC, IT'S REAL. >> AWESOME.
>>
>> AWESOME. >> THIS IS A ONE-OF-A-KIND
PIECE.
IF
PIECE. IF YOU CAN FIND THE RIGHT
PERSON,
IF YOU CAN FIND THE RIGHT PERSON, IF THEY PAID AS MUCH AS
$2,500...
>>
$2,500... >> CHA-CHING, BUDDY.
I
>> CHA-CHING, BUDDY. I HIT IT, DIDN'T I?
>>
I HIT IT, DIDN'T I? >> THIS WOULD BE A FAIR PRICE.
>>
>> THIS WOULD BE A FAIR PRICE. >> THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S
>> THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE. THAT'S WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR
WAS
THAT'S WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR WAS THAT FIGURE YOU GIVE ME.
THAT
WAS THAT FIGURE YOU GIVE ME. THAT WAS IT.
THAT'S
THAT WAS IT. THAT'S MY PAYDAY RIGHT THERE.
YOU
THAT'S MY PAYDAY RIGHT THERE. YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH THIS GONG
IS
YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH THIS GONG IS NOT FROM THE U.S. OF A.,
IT
IS NOT FROM THE U.S. OF A., IT STILL TURNED INTO SOME
GOOD,
IT STILL TURNED INTO SOME GOOD, HARD, COLD AMERICAN CASH.
[gong
GOOD, HARD, COLD AMERICAN CASH. [gong chimes]
AND
[gong chimes] AND THAT IS MUSIC TO MY EARS.
CHINGALADA.
>>
>> narrator: THE GOLD IN GARLAND
GOES
>> narrator: THE GOLD IN GARLAND GOES TO KENNY STOWE, WHOSE ASIAN
GONG
>> narrator: THE GOLD IN GARLAND GOES TO KENNY STOWE, WHOSE ASIAN GONG RANG IN A RESOUNDING
$5,350.
JENNY
GONG RANG IN A RESOUNDING $5,350. JENNY AND MARY'S SHOTGUN SHELL
LOADER
$5,350. JENNY AND MARY'S SHOTGUN SHELL LOADER BLASTED THEM TO A $175
PROFIT.
VICTOR'S
LOADER BLASTED THEM TO A $175 PROFIT. VICTOR'S TINY GO-KART MOTORED
HIM
PROFIT. VICTOR'S TINY GO-KART MOTORED HIM TO A TINY PROFIT
OF
VICTOR'S TINY GO-KART MOTORED HIM TO A TINY PROFIT OF 55 BUCKS,
WHILE
WHILE RICKY AND BUBBA
LEFT
WHILE RICKY AND BUBBA LEFT WITH NOTHING BUT A THIRST
FOR
LEFT WITH NOTHING BUT A THIRST FOR VENGEANCE.
>>
FOR VENGEANCE. >> YOU KNOW, WE STILL NEED TO
FIND
>> YOU KNOW, WE STILL NEED TO FIND YOU A MAN.
>>
FIND YOU A MAN. >> UGH, YEAH.
>>
>> UGH, YEAH. >> I'M TELLING YOU, THE GUYS
THAT
>> I'M TELLING YOU, THE GUYS THAT COME TO THESE AUCTIONS,
CUTE
THAT COME TO THESE AUCTIONS, CUTE GUYS.
>>
CUTE GUYS. >> THEY ARE SOME LOOKERS.
>>
>> THEY ARE SOME LOOKERS. >> I MEAN, SOMETIMES I CAN'T
EVEN
>> I MEAN, SOMETIMES I CAN'T EVEN PAY ATTENTION, THE GUYS ARE
SO
EVEN PAY ATTENTION, THE GUYS ARE SO HOT.
>>
SO HOT. >> THAT IS PRIME MEAT.
>>
>> THAT IS PRIME MEAT. >> WHAT ABOUT BUBBA?
HE
>> WHAT ABOUT BUBBA? HE SINGLE?
>>
HE SINGLE? >> BUBBA'S BECOME LIKE MY
BROTHER.
>>
BROTHER. >> OH, OKAY, YOU'RE NOT
ATTRACTED
>> OH, OKAY, YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTED TO HIM ANYMORE?
>>
ATTRACTED TO HIM ANYMORE? >> NOT