>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
[cheering]
>>
>> narrator: COMING UP... [cheering] >> THIS IS, LIKE, MY DREAM
LOCKER.
OH,
>> THIS IS, LIKE, MY DREAM LOCKER. OH, MY GOD, I ONLY HAVE
$1,200
LOCKER. OH, MY GOD, I ONLY HAVE $1,200 ON ME.
>>
OH, MY GOD, I ONLY HAVE $1,200 ON ME. >> I'VE GOT 3,000.
>>
$1,200 ON ME. >> I'VE GOT 3,000. >> YEAH.
>>
>> I'VE GOT 3,000. >> YEAH. >> I SOLD IT!
>>
>> YEAH. >> I SOLD IT! >> GREAT, I'M DOING ILLEGAL
BIDDING
>> I SOLD IT! >> GREAT, I'M DOING ILLEGAL BIDDING HERE.
>>
>> GREAT, I'M DOING ILLEGAL BIDDING HERE. >> THIS IS FREAKING MUSTARD!
I
BIDDING HERE. >> THIS IS FREAKING MUSTARD! I GOTTA GET THIS CHECKED OUT.
>>
>> THIS IS FREAKING MUSTARD! I GOTTA GET THIS CHECKED OUT. >> I NEED YOU TO STEP BACK,
DAVID.
>>
>> I NEED YOU TO STEP BACK, DAVID. >> NO, IT'S NOT THAT DANGEROUS.
>>
DAVID. >> NO, IT'S NOT THAT DANGEROUS. >> GET BACK.
>>
>> NO, IT'S NOT THAT DANGEROUS. >> GET BACK. >> OH!
>>
>> GET BACK. >> OH! >> I HAVE THIS CUSTOMER THAT
WANTS
>> OH! >> I HAVE THIS CUSTOMER THAT WANTS SOME SORT OF INDUSTRIAL
PIECE.
THIS
WANTS SOME SORT OF INDUSTRIAL PIECE. THIS IS DEFINITELY GONNA BE
PART
PIECE. THIS IS DEFINITELY GONNA BE PART OF THE PROJECT.
MOM!
WANNA
PART OF THE PROJECT. MOM! WANNA COME CHECK OUT OUR
CREATION?
>>
WANNA COME CHECK OUT OUR CREATION? >> WHAT THE [bleep] IS THIS?
[country
[country rock music]
♪
[country rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> YOU TURN THIS STUFF
FROM
>> YOU TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
>> I
>> I SEE
>> I SEE TREASURES.
DOLLAR
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS.
♪
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS. ♪ ♪
>>
DOLLAR SIGNS. ♪ ♪ >> all: OH!
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. >> READY TO GO?
>>
FIND. >> READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> YES.
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> YES. >> ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
>> YES. >> ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> RIGHT
>> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> AND IT'S SOLD!
>>
>> AND IT'S SOLD! >> TODAY, WE'RE IN DALLAS,
TEXAS.
YOU
YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW, A DALLAS MAN
INVENTED
YOU KNOW, A DALLAS MAN INVENTED A REALLY IMPORTANT
PIECE
YOU KNOW, A DALLAS MAN INVENTED A REALLY IMPORTANT PIECE OF THE STORAGE AUCTION
INDUSTRY:
INVENTED A REALLY IMPORTANT PIECE OF THE STORAGE AUCTION INDUSTRY: THE ATM MACHINE.
WITHOUT
PIECE OF THE STORAGE AUCTION INDUSTRY: THE ATM MACHINE. WITHOUT THAT KIND OF MAGIC, OUR
BUYERS
INDUSTRY: THE ATM MACHINE. WITHOUT THAT KIND OF MAGIC, OUR BUYERS WOULD BE EMPTY-HANDED.
>>
WITHOUT THAT KIND OF MAGIC, OUR BUYERS WOULD BE EMPTY-HANDED. >> BUB, WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO
BUYERS WOULD BE EMPTY-HANDED. >> BUB, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO REALLY SEARCH AFTER ANOTHER
WAREHOUSE.
>>
TO REALLY SEARCH AFTER ANOTHER WAREHOUSE. >> I KNOW, WE'RE STACKED UP.
I
WAREHOUSE. >> I KNOW, WE'RE STACKED UP. I MEAN, WE CAN'T EVEN BRING
THE
>> I KNOW, WE'RE STACKED UP. I MEAN, WE CAN'T EVEN BRING THE DANG TRAILER BECAUSE IT'S
ALL
I MEAN, WE CAN'T EVEN BRING THE DANG TRAILER BECAUSE IT'S ALL FULL.
NOW
THE DANG TRAILER BECAUSE IT'S ALL FULL. NOW WE GOTTA JUST COME HERE
AND
ALL FULL. NOW WE GOTTA JUST COME HERE AND BUY SOMETHING SMALL TO
FIT
NOW WE GOTTA JUST COME HERE AND BUY SOMETHING SMALL TO FIT IN THE TRUCK.
>>
>> OUR
>> OUR TRAILERS ARE FULL,
OUR
>> OUR TRAILERS ARE FULL, OUR WAREHOUSE IS FULL,
AND
OUR WAREHOUSE IS FULL, AND WE'RE JUST FULL OF
S...STUFF.
>>
S...STUFF. >> I'M JUST GONNA COME HERE
TODAY,
>> I'M JUST GONNA COME HERE TODAY, AND I'M GONNA TRY AND
BUY
TODAY, AND I'M GONNA TRY AND BUY SOME LOCKERS.
I'VE
BUY SOME LOCKERS. I'VE GOT A BIG FLEA MARKET SALE
COMING
I'VE GOT A BIG FLEA MARKET SALE COMING UP, SO I'VE GOTTA HAVE
MERCHANDISE
COMING UP, SO I'VE GOTTA HAVE MERCHANDISE OR I AIN'T GONNA
MAKE
MERCHANDISE OR I AIN'T GONNA MAKE ANY MONEY.
GET
GET IN
GET IN AND OUT.
BOOM,
GET IN AND OUT. BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.
LIKE
GET IN AND OUT. BOOM, BOOM, BOOM. LIKE MUHAMMAD ALI, STING LIKE
A
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM. LIKE MUHAMMAD ALI, STING LIKE A BUTTERFLY, FLY LIKE A BEE.
NO,
LIKE MUHAMMAD ALI, STING LIKE A BUTTERFLY, FLY LIKE A BEE. NO, IT'S FLY LIKE A BUTTERFLY,
STING
A BUTTERFLY, FLY LIKE A BEE. NO, IT'S FLY LIKE A BUTTERFLY, STING LIKE A BEE, ISN'T IT?
>>
NO, IT'S FLY LIKE A BUTTERFLY, STING LIKE A BEE, ISN'T IT? >> WE ARE GOING TO AN AUCTION
IN
STING LIKE A BEE, ISN'T IT? >> WE ARE GOING TO AN AUCTION IN ONE OF THE OLDEST PARTS
OF
>> WE ARE GOING TO AN AUCTION IN ONE OF THE OLDEST PARTS OF DALLAS.
USED
IN ONE OF THE OLDEST PARTS OF DALLAS. USED TO BE KIND OF A RICH
NEIGHBORHOOD
OF DALLAS. USED TO BE KIND OF A RICH NEIGHBORHOOD WAY, WAY BACK
IN
USED TO BE KIND OF A RICH NEIGHBORHOOD WAY, WAY BACK IN THE DAY.
THIS
THIS IS
THIS IS MY FAVORITE AREA FOR
ANTIQUES,
THIS IS MY FAVORITE AREA FOR ANTIQUES, AND I'VE GOTTA FIGHT
FOR
ANTIQUES, AND I'VE GOTTA FIGHT FOR 'EM.
SO
FOR 'EM. SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
BIDDERS!
>>
BIDDERS! >> OH, GOOD, MARY'S HERE.
HEY,
>> OH, GOOD, MARY'S HERE. HEY, MARY!
>>
HEY, MARY! >> OH, HEY, COMPETITION.
>>
>> OH, HEY, COMPETITION. >> I'M ACTUALLY REALLY GLAD TO
SEE
>> I'M ACTUALLY REALLY GLAD TO SEE MARY TODAY BECAUSE I HAVE
A
SEE MARY TODAY BECAUSE I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK HER.
I
A FAVOR TO ASK HER. I JUST HOPE SHE'S WILLING
TO
I JUST HOPE SHE'S WILLING TO HELP.
SO
SO I
SO I HAVE
SO I HAVE THIS CUSTOMER THAT
WANTS
SO I HAVE THIS CUSTOMER THAT WANTS SOME SORT OF, LIKE,
ARTSY
SO I HAVE THIS CUSTOMER THAT WANTS SOME SORT OF, LIKE, ARTSY INDUSTRIAL PIECE,
AND,
WANTS SOME SORT OF, LIKE, ARTSY INDUSTRIAL PIECE, AND, I MEAN, YOU ARE, LIKE,
SO
ARTSY INDUSTRIAL PIECE, AND, I MEAN, YOU ARE, LIKE, SO GOOD AT THAT.
IF
AND, I MEAN, YOU ARE, LIKE, SO GOOD AT THAT. IF YOU WOULD MAYBE POINT OUT
SOME
SO GOOD AT THAT. IF YOU WOULD MAYBE POINT OUT SOME PIECES I WOULD NEED.
AND
IF YOU WOULD MAYBE POINT OUT SOME PIECES I WOULD NEED. AND THEN IF YOU EVER NEED HELP,
YOU
SOME PIECES I WOULD NEED. AND THEN IF YOU EVER NEED HELP, YOU KNOW, JUST LET ME KNOW.
>>
AND THEN IF YOU EVER NEED HELP, YOU KNOW, JUST LET ME KNOW. >> HOLD ON, JENNY IS THE ENEMY,
OR
YOU KNOW, JUST LET ME KNOW. >> HOLD ON, JENNY IS THE ENEMY, OR BETTER YET, THE "JENNEMY."
I'M
>> HOLD ON, JENNY IS THE ENEMY, OR BETTER YET, THE "JENNEMY." I'M LIKE A TERRIBLE BUSINESS
LADY.
>>
I'M LIKE A TERRIBLE BUSINESS LADY. >> WELL, HEY, I CAN HELP WITH
THAT.
>>
>> WELL, HEY, I CAN HELP WITH THAT. >> ALL RIGHT, YEAH.
>>
THAT. >> ALL RIGHT, YEAH. >> IT COULD WORK OR BE A TOTAL
DISASTER.
>>
>> IT COULD WORK OR BE A TOTAL DISASTER. >> TEAM MARY IS ON ALERT.
>>
DISASTER. >> TEAM MARY IS ON ALERT. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> TEAM MARY IS ON ALERT. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
YOU'RE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO REACHING INSIDE,
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO REACHING INSIDE, NO STEPPING INSIDE.
TODAY'S
THERE'LL BE NO REACHING INSIDE, NO STEPPING INSIDE. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY
SALE.
PLEASE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
THERE'LL
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH
TODAY,
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH TODAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
ARE
THERE'LL BE NO DASH FOR CASH TODAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
TODAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> all: YEAH! >> HELL YEAH!
>>
>> all: YEAH! >> HELL YEAH! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S
>>
>> LOOKS
>> LOOKS LIKE A KINDA COOL
LEATHER
>> LOOKS LIKE A KINDA COOL LEATHER PIECE WITH SOME METAL
LEGS.
MAYBE
LEATHER PIECE WITH SOME METAL LEGS. MAYBE TURN THAT INTO SOMETHING?
>>
LEGS. MAYBE TURN THAT INTO SOMETHING? >> THERE'S SOME PIECES OF WOOD,
BUT
MAYBE TURN THAT INTO SOMETHING? >> THERE'S SOME PIECES OF WOOD, BUT IT'S OBVIOUSLY CHEAP
SWEDISH
>> THERE'S SOME PIECES OF WOOD, BUT IT'S OBVIOUSLY CHEAP SWEDISH FURNITURE THAT'S NOT
VERY
BUT IT'S OBVIOUSLY CHEAP SWEDISH FURNITURE THAT'S NOT VERY GOOD QUALITY.
THERE'S
SWEDISH FURNITURE THAT'S NOT VERY GOOD QUALITY. THERE'S NO INDUSTRIAL STUFF IN
HERE
VERY GOOD QUALITY. THERE'S NO INDUSTRIAL STUFF IN HERE FOR JENNY, AND THERE'S NO
ANTIQUES
THERE'S NO INDUSTRIAL STUFF IN HERE FOR JENNY, AND THERE'S NO ANTIQUES IN HERE FOR ME.
>>
HERE FOR JENNY, AND THERE'S NO ANTIQUES IN HERE FOR ME. >> ALL RIGHT.
MISCELLANEOUS
ANTIQUES IN HERE FOR ME. >> ALL RIGHT. MISCELLANEOUS FURNITURE.
A
>> ALL RIGHT. MISCELLANEOUS FURNITURE. A STAND.
I'M
MISCELLANEOUS FURNITURE. A STAND. I'M SEEING A COUPLE OF--
OOH,
A STAND. I'M SEEING A COUPLE OF-- OOH, LIKE, SAMURAI SWORDS.
SAMURAI
I'M SEEING A COUPLE OF-- OOH, LIKE, SAMURAI SWORDS. SAMURAI SWORDS GET MY AMERICAN
BLOOD
OOH, LIKE, SAMURAI SWORDS. SAMURAI SWORDS GET MY AMERICAN BLOOD FLOWING, AND I'M A BRIT.
>>
SAMURAI SWORDS GET MY AMERICAN BLOOD FLOWING, AND I'M A BRIT. >> [imitating English accent]
WHAT
BLOOD FLOWING, AND I'M A BRIT. >> [imitating English accent] WHAT DO YOU THINK, MATE?
>>
>> [imitating English accent] WHAT DO YOU THINK, MATE? >> WATER BED STUFF.
>>
WHAT DO YOU THINK, MATE? >> WATER BED STUFF. >> I WOULDN'T BE TOO FOND OF
THIS
>> WATER BED STUFF. >> I WOULDN'T BE TOO FOND OF THIS STUFF.
>>
>> I WOULDN'T BE TOO FOND OF THIS STUFF. >> OKAY.
>>
THIS STUFF. >> OKAY. >> LET'S GET BLOODY OUT OF HERE.
>>
>> OKAY. >> LET'S GET BLOODY OUT OF HERE. >> OKAY.
THAT
THAT ACCENT MAY HAVE BEEN
A
THAT ACCENT MAY HAVE BEEN A LITTLE MORE AUSTRALIAN THAN
ENGLISH.
>>
ENGLISH. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HOW 'BOUT $25.
>>
GENTLEMEN, HOW 'BOUT $25. >> 25.
>>
>> 25. >> 25 THERE, NOW 50.
>>
>> 25 THERE, NOW 50. >> WALTER!
>>
>> WALTER! >> I GOT YOU AT 50.
75
>> I GOT YOU AT 50. 75 THERE.
NOW
75 THERE. NOW 100.
100,
NOW 100. 100, NOW 25.
HE'S
100, NOW 25. HE'S HOLDING UP THE MONEY.
I'M
HE'S HOLDING UP THE MONEY. I'M NOW 150.
NOW
I'M NOW 150. NOW 175.
>>
NOW 175. >> WALTER!
>>
>> WALTER! >> NOW 200.
>>
>> NOW 200. >> YEAH, WALT.
>>
>> YEAH, WALT. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT JENNY'S
THINKING.
>>
THINKING. >> WALTER!
>>
>> WALTER! >> NOW 250.
>>
>> NOW 250. >> YEAH, WALT.
>>
>> YEAH, WALT. >> 250, NOW 275.
CAN
>> 250, NOW 275. CAN I GET 275?
>>
CAN I GET 275? >> WALTER?
>>
>> WALTER? >> GOT YOUR 275.
NOW
>> GOT YOUR 275. NOW 300, 300, 300.
>>
NOW 300, 300, 300. >> YEAH, WALT.
>>
>> YEAH, WALT. >> 300 THERE.
NOW
>> 300 THERE. NOW 325.
>>
NOW 325. >> WALTER!
>>
>> WALTER! >> 325, NOW 350.
350.
Y'ALL
350. Y'ALL ARE OUT, LADIES?
>>
Y'ALL ARE OUT, LADIES? >> SUCKERS!
>>
>> SUCKERS! >> 350, CAN I GET 350?
350
>> 350, CAN I GET 350? 350 GOING ONCE.
350
350 GOING ONCE. 350 GOING TWICE.
I
350 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT, $325 RIGHT THERE.
>>
I SOLD IT, $325 RIGHT THERE. >> SHOW ME THE MONEY.
>>
>> SHOW ME THE MONEY. >> I THINK THAT BOY IS A FEW
CRUMPETS
>> I THINK THAT BOY IS A FEW CRUMPETS SHORT OF A TEA PARTY.
[cheering]
>>
[cheering] >> ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?
THIS
[cheering] >> ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? THIS IS, LIKE, MY DREAM LOCKER.
RAW
>> ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? THIS IS, LIKE, MY DREAM LOCKER. RAW MATERIALS GALORE.
FORGET
THIS IS, LIKE, MY DREAM LOCKER. RAW MATERIALS GALORE. FORGET ANTIQUES RIGHT NOW.
THIS
RAW MATERIALS GALORE. FORGET ANTIQUES RIGHT NOW. THIS LOCKER IS GOLD.
>>
FORGET ANTIQUES RIGHT NOW. THIS LOCKER IS GOLD. >> STOP BEING SO OBVIOUS.
>>
THIS LOCKER IS GOLD. >> STOP BEING SO OBVIOUS. >> I KNOW, I'M TRYING.
>>
>> STOP BEING SO OBVIOUS. >> I KNOW, I'M TRYING. >> BUSINESS 101, MARY:
DON'T
>> I KNOW, I'M TRYING. >> BUSINESS 101, MARY: DON'T LET THE COMPETITION SEE
YOUR
>> BUSINESS 101, MARY: DON'T LET THE COMPETITION SEE YOUR CARDS.
THERE'S,
DON'T LET THE COMPETITION SEE YOUR CARDS. THERE'S, LIKE, EVERYTHING YOU
WOULD
YOUR CARDS. THERE'S, LIKE, EVERYTHING YOU WOULD EVER NEED TO MAKE
SOMETHING
THERE'S, LIKE, EVERYTHING YOU WOULD EVER NEED TO MAKE SOMETHING COOL AND ARCHITECTURAL
AND
WOULD EVER NEED TO MAKE SOMETHING COOL AND ARCHITECTURAL AND INDUSTRIAL.
THIS
THIS LOCKER IS GONNA BE MAD
MONEY.
>>
>> "A
>> "A LOAD OF OLD PONY" MEANS
I
>> "A LOAD OF OLD PONY" MEANS I DON'T WANT IT.
>>
>> "A LOAD OF OLD PONY" MEANS I DON'T WANT IT. >> LOOK AT THESE TIMBERS RIGHT
HERE.
YOU
>> LOOK AT THESE TIMBERS RIGHT HERE. YOU GOT BIG BLONDES.
THERE'S
HERE. YOU GOT BIG BLONDES. THERE'S WOOD STACKED UP DOWN
THERE.
>>
THERE'S WOOD STACKED UP DOWN THERE. >> THERE'S A CRAPLOAD OF TOOLS.
LET'S
THERE. >> THERE'S A CRAPLOAD OF TOOLS. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
LET'S
>> THERE'S A CRAPLOAD OF TOOLS. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
>>
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. >> OKAY.
AND
AND FROM
AND FROM RICKY'S RULES TO BUY
BY,
AND FROM RICKY'S RULES TO BUY BY, EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE ROOM
FOR
BY, EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR IT, IF IT'S GOOD STUFF YOU
BUY
FOR IT, IF IT'S GOOD STUFF YOU BUY IT.
>>
BUY IT. >> 600. OH, MY GOD.
I'M
>> 600. OH, MY GOD. I'M SCREWED.
>>
I'M SCREWED. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 250 WHERE?
250,
GENTLEMEN, 250 WHERE? 250, 500.
>>
250, 500. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 750.
GOT
>> 750. GOT $1,000.
>>
GOT $1,000. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 1,500.
>>
>> NOW 1,500. >> HEY.
>>
>> HEY. >> 1,550 THEN.
>>
>> 1,550 THEN. >> HEY!
>>
>> HEY! >> 1,550.
>>
>> 1,550. >> [bleep], MAN.
>>
>> [bleep], MAN. >> NOW 2,000--CAN I GET 2,000,
2,000,
>> NOW 2,000--CAN I GET 2,000, 2,000, 2,000?
>>
2,000, 2,000? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> I HAVE 2,000.
NOW
>> I HAVE 2,000. NOW 2,250.
>>
NOW 2,250. >> ONE MORE.
>>
>> ONE MORE. >> 2,250, NOW 2,500.
>>
>> 2,250, NOW 2,500. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 2,750?
>>
>> 2,750? >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> 2,750, NOW 3,000.
>>
>> 2,750, NOW 3,000. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 3,000 ONE MORE
>>
>> HERE.
>>
>> HERE. >> LET'S DO IT, 3,250.
NOW
>> LET'S DO IT, 3,250. NOW 3,500.
3,500,
NOW 3,500. 3,500, CAN I GET 3,500?
DON'T
3,500, CAN I GET 3,500? DON'T LET IT GO.
3,500,
DON'T LET IT GO. 3,500, CAN I GET 3,500?
>>
3,500, CAN I GET 3,500? >> GREAT, I'M DOING ILLEGAL
BIDDING
>> GREAT, I'M DOING ILLEGAL BIDDING HERE.
ILLEGAL
BIDDING HERE. ILLEGAL BIDDING.
>>
ILLEGAL BIDDING. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> 3,500 GOING ONCE.
3,500
>> 3,500 GOING ONCE. 3,500 GOING
>>
>> LET'S
>> LET'S DO IT, 3,250.
NOW
>> LET'S DO IT, 3,250. NOW 3,5000.
3,500
NOW 3,5000. 3,500 GOING ONCE.
3,500
3,500 GOING ONCE. 3,500 GOING TWICE.
>>
3,500 GOING TWICE. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 3,500, NOW 3,600.
I
>> 3,500, NOW 3,600. I HAVE 3,500, NOW 3,600.
CAN
I HAVE 3,500, NOW 3,600. CAN I GET 3,600?
3,600,
CAN I GET 3,600? 3,600, 3,600, 3,600?
3,600
3,600, 3,600, 3,600? 3,600 GOING ONCE.
3,600
3,600 GOING ONCE. 3,600 GOING TWICE.
I
3,600 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT, $3,500, $3,500.
>>
I SOLD IT, $3,500, $3,500. >> WHEW.
[cheering]
>>
[cheering] >> I'M TELLING YOU...
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS IS FOR THE GOOD OLD
BOYS.
>>
>> THIS IS FOR THE GOOD OLD BOYS. >> REFRIGERATOR BACK THERE.
>>
BOYS. >> REFRIGERATOR BACK THERE. >> SOME LAMPS.
THAT'S
>> REFRIGERATOR BACK THERE. >> SOME LAMPS. THAT'S A GOOD BIKE.
>>
>> SOME LAMPS. THAT'S A GOOD BIKE. >> OKAY.
>>
>> WHO
>> WHO NEEDS A TRAILER?
THAT
>> WHO NEEDS A TRAILER? THAT COULD ALL FIT IN THE BACK
OF
THAT COULD ALL FIT IN THE BACK OF OUR TRUCK TODAY.
>>
OF OUR TRUCK TODAY. >> SO YOU THINK THOSE PIECES
COORDINATE?
>>
COORDINATE? >> THIS, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
WE
>> THIS, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WE GET ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF
WOOD
WE GET ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF WOOD AND WE MAKE ALL DIFFERENT
DRAWERS.
>>
DRAWERS. >> MARY'S DOING HER LITTLE
EXCITED
>> MARY'S DOING HER LITTLE EXCITED CHIHUAHUA THING,
SO
EXCITED CHIHUAHUA THING, SO I GUESS THIS IS MY LOCKER.
>>
SO I GUESS THIS IS MY LOCKER. >> IS SOMEBODY TALKING BEHIND
ME?
I
ME? I THINK IT'S A
>>
>> [imitating hens clucking]
I'VE
I'VE GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHAT'S
GOING
I'VE GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS LOCKER HERE.
I'M
I'VE GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS LOCKER HERE. I'M SEEING SOME VINTAGE LAMPS.
I
GOING ON IN THIS LOCKER HERE. I'M SEEING SOME VINTAGE LAMPS. I CAN TAKE THOSE TO THE MARKET.
I'M
I'M SEEING SOME VINTAGE LAMPS. I CAN TAKE THOSE TO THE MARKET. I'M SEEING SOME TABLES.
I'M
I CAN TAKE THOSE TO THE MARKET. I'M SEEING SOME TABLES. I'M LIKING THIS.
THERE'S
I'M SEEING SOME TABLES. I'M LIKING THIS. THERE'S NO RULE ABOUT BUYING
MORE
I'M LIKING THIS. THERE'S NO RULE ABOUT BUYING MORE THAN ONE LOCKER, RIGHT?
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HOW 'BOUT $100 BID?
>>
GENTLEMEN, HOW 'BOUT $100 BID? >> $100.
>>
>> $100. >> 100 THERE.
NOW
>> 100 THERE. NOW 200, NOW 250.
>>
NOW 200, NOW 250. >> WALTER!
>>
>> WALTER! >> 200 IN THE BACK.
NOW
>> 200 IN THE BACK. NOW 300.
>>
NOW 300. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 300, NOW $400.
NOW
>> NOW 300, NOW $400. NOW 400.
CAN
NOW 400. CAN I GET 400?
350
CAN I GET 400? 350 IF THAT'LL HELP YOU OUT
A
350 IF THAT'LL HELP YOU OUT A LITTLE BIT.
350,
A LITTLE BIT. 350, CAN I GET 350?
>>
350, CAN I GET 350? >> COME ON, BIG BANK.
>>
>> COME ON, BIG BANK. >> 350 GOING ONCE.
350
>> 350 GOING ONCE. 350 GOING TWICE.
I
350 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $300.
$300,
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $300. $300, JENNY.
>>
$300, JENNY. >> YAY.
>>
>> YAY. >> WHOO!
>>
>> WHOO! >> EXACTLY WHAT I NEED.
>>
>> EXACTLY WHAT I NEED. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE ARE
NO
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE ARE NO ANTIQUES HERE WHATSOEVER.
THIS
NO ANTIQUES HERE WHATSOEVER. THIS PARTNERSHIP WITH JENNY,
IT'S
THIS PARTNERSHIP WITH JENNY, IT'S FEELING A LITTLE ONE-SIDED.
YOU
IT'S FEELING A LITTLE ONE-SIDED. YOU HATE THE GAME BUT NOT
THE
YOU HATE THE GAME BUT NOT THE PLAYER.
>>
THE PLAYER. >> BACK OF THE LOCKER WERE
THE
>> BACK OF THE LOCKER WERE THE REALLY COOL ASIAN SWORDS.
LET'S
THE REALLY COOL ASIAN SWORDS. LET'S HAVE A LOOK WHAT'S IN
HERE.
LET'S
HERE. LET'S PULL IT OUT.
COFFEE
LET'S PULL IT OUT. COFFEE MACHINE.
$10.
I'M
$10. I'M LOOKING, JUST TRYING TO
FIGURE
I'M LOOKING, JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS WAS WHEN
I
FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS WAS WHEN I SAW THE LOCKER.
LET'S
I SAW THE LOCKER. LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
IT'S
LET'S HAVE A LOOK. IT'S AN AB LOUNGER.
$30.
I'LL
$30. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I REALLY
LIKED
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I REALLY LIKED ABOUT THIS LOCKER IS
THESE
LIKED ABOUT THIS LOCKER IS THESE SWORDS, YEAH.
I
THESE SWORDS, YEAH. I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A NINJA
WHEN
I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A NINJA WHEN I WERE YOUNGER.
HAH!
[imitating
HAH! [imitating blade swooping]
AH!
[imitating blade swooping] AH! HA! OOH! HA!
LITTLE
AH! HA! OOH! HA! LITTLE ONE FOR THE LITTLE
PEOPLE.
BIG
PEOPLE. BIG ONE FOR THE BIG BOYS.
CHECK
BIG ONE FOR THE BIG BOYS. CHECK THIS OUT.
IT
CHECK THIS OUT. IT COULD BE BONE, IT COULD BE
IVORY.
LET
IVORY. LET ME TEST IT.
YEAH,
LET ME TEST IT. YEAH, IT'S A GOOD QUALITY
REPRODUCTION
YEAH, IT'S A GOOD QUALITY REPRODUCTION PLASTIC.
I
REPRODUCTION PLASTIC. I GIVE THIS ONE 75.
AND
I GIVE THIS ONE 75. AND I GIVE THE OTHER ONE $45.
MORE
AND I GIVE THE OTHER ONE $45. MORE CLOTHES.
OH!
SWEET!
IT'S
SWEET! IT'S A COBRA, AND IT'S GOT
A
IT'S A COBRA, AND IT'S GOT A SCORPION BY THE TAIL.
A
A SCORPION BY THE TAIL. A DEADLY BATTLE OF TWO DEADLY
VERY
A DEADLY BATTLE OF TWO DEADLY VERY LITTLE VICIOUS ANIMALS.
IT'S
VERY LITTLE VICIOUS ANIMALS. IT'S OBVIOUSLY IN SOME KIND
OF
IT'S OBVIOUSLY IN SOME KIND OF LIQUOR, AND IT SAYS
"MADE
OF LIQUOR, AND IT SAYS "MADE IN VIETNAM" ON THE BOTTOM.
THERE'S
"MADE IN VIETNAM" ON THE BOTTOM. THERE'S SOME CRAZY CATS OVER
THERE.
I
THERE. I GOTTA GET THIS CHECKED OUT.
BINGO!
CHECK
BINGO! CHECK THIS OUT.
HIS
CHECK THIS OUT. HIS BROTHER'S RIGHT NEXT TO HIM.
SET
HIS BROTHER'S RIGHT NEXT TO HIM. SET THAT ONE OUT THERE.
AND
SET THAT ONE OUT THERE. AND TWO'S COMPANY,
THREE'S
AND TWO'S COMPANY, THREE'S NOT A CROWD.
STRANGEST
THREE'S NOT A CROWD. STRANGEST THING YOU EVER
MUSTARD
MUSTARD ON A SANDWICH, GOOD.
MUSTARD
MUSTARD ON A SANDWICH, GOOD. MUSTARD IN YOUR LOCKER,
EVEN
MUSTARD IN YOUR LOCKER, EVEN BETTER.
SEE
EVEN BETTER. SEE WHAT ELSE WE'VE GOT HERE.
THESE
SEE WHAT ELSE WE'VE GOT HERE. THESE COUCHES, THEY'RE NICE,
LEATHER,
THESE COUCHES, THEY'RE NICE, LEATHER, MODERN.
$500
LEATHER, MODERN. $500 ALL DAY LONG.
I'VE
I'VE GOT
I'VE GOT A LOT MORE RUBBISH TO
HAUL
I'VE GOT A LOT MORE RUBBISH TO HAUL THAN WHAT I WANTED,
BUT
I'VE GOT A LOT MORE RUBBISH TO HAUL THAN WHAT I WANTED, BUT THE SNAKE LIQUOR COULD JUST
HELP
HAUL THAN WHAT I WANTED, BUT THE SNAKE LIQUOR COULD JUST HELP ME STRIKE IT BIG TODAY.
I'M
BUT THE SNAKE LIQUOR COULD JUST HELP ME STRIKE IT BIG TODAY. I'M GONNA GO GET THE TRUCK
AND
HELP ME STRIKE IT BIG TODAY. I'M GONNA GO GET THE TRUCK AND START LOADING UP.
>>
I'M GONNA GO GET THE TRUCK AND START LOADING UP. >> I'M BACK AT THE LOCKER WITH
THE
AND START LOADING UP. >> I'M BACK AT THE LOCKER WITH THE METAL SHELVING THAT MARY
HELPED
>> I'M BACK AT THE LOCKER WITH THE METAL SHELVING THAT MARY HELPED ME PICK OUT.
OKAY,
THE METAL SHELVING THAT MARY HELPED ME PICK OUT. OKAY, SO MARY SEEMS TO THINK
THAT
HELPED ME PICK OUT. OKAY, SO MARY SEEMS TO THINK THAT THIS PIECE RIGHT HERE IS
JUST
OKAY, SO MARY SEEMS TO THINK THAT THIS PIECE RIGHT HERE IS JUST A FANTASTIC BASE TO MAKE
SOME
THAT THIS PIECE RIGHT HERE IS JUST A FANTASTIC BASE TO MAKE SOME SORT OF ARTSY ARCHITECTURAL
INDUSTRIAL
JUST A FANTASTIC BASE TO MAKE SOME SORT OF ARTSY ARCHITECTURAL INDUSTRIAL PIECE.
MARY
SOME SORT OF ARTSY ARCHITECTURAL INDUSTRIAL PIECE. MARY EITHER TRICKED ME OR SHE'S
OUT
INDUSTRIAL PIECE. MARY EITHER TRICKED ME OR SHE'S OUT OF HER MIND.
USUALLY
MARY EITHER TRICKED ME OR SHE'S OUT OF HER MIND. USUALLY I WOULD NEVER BUY
SOMETHING
OUT OF HER MIND. USUALLY I WOULD NEVER BUY SOMETHING LIKE THIS, BUT THIS
IS
USUALLY I WOULD NEVER BUY SOMETHING LIKE THIS, BUT THIS IS PRETTY INDUSTRIAL-LOOKING.
IF
IF I
IF I ADDED SOME WOOD TO IT,
WE
IF I ADDED SOME WOOD TO IT, WE COULD PROBABLY MAKE IT INTO
SOME
WE COULD PROBABLY MAKE IT INTO SOME SORT OF INTERESTING CABINET
TYPE
SOME SORT OF INTERESTING CABINET TYPE THING.
LET'S
TYPE THING. LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE I HAVE.
I'VE
LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE I HAVE. I'VE GOT THIS SHELF HERE.
ALL
I'VE GOT THIS SHELF HERE. ALL RIGHT, WELL, THIS IS GONNA
BE
ALL RIGHT, WELL, THIS IS GONNA BE TRASH NOW.
GOT
BE TRASH NOW. GOT A PAIR OF LAMPS HERE.
THEY'RE
GOT A PAIR OF LAMPS HERE. THEY'RE IN GOOD CONDITION,
$40
THEY'RE IN GOOD CONDITION, $40 APIECE.
YOU
$40 APIECE. YOU KNOW, I WONDER IF I COULD
DO
YOU KNOW, I WONDER IF I COULD DO SOMETHING WITH THIS CAR SEAT.
THERE
DO SOMETHING WITH THIS CAR SEAT. THERE WE GO.
I
THERE WE GO. I CAN TOTALLY USE THIS.
THIS
I CAN TOTALLY USE THIS. THIS IS DEFINITELY GONNA BE
PART
THIS IS DEFINITELY GONNA BE PART OF THE PROJECT.
OKAY.
SO
OKAY. SO I GOT THIS BIKE.
I
SO I GOT THIS BIKE. I MEAN, THIS IS ACTUALLY
A
I MEAN, THIS IS ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE BIKE.
I'D
A REALLY NICE BIKE. I'D SAY AT LEAST $50 ON THIS.
GOT
I'D SAY AT LEAST $50 ON THIS. GOT TWO SIDE TABLES.
THERE'S
GOT TWO SIDE TABLES. THERE'S A PAIR.
SO
THERE'S A PAIR. SO I'VE GOT THESE TABLES.
THESE
SO I'VE GOT THESE TABLES. THESE LOOK LIKE GOOD BASES
FOR
THESE LOOK LIKE GOOD BASES FOR SOME SORT OF PROJECT.
OKAY,
FOR SOME SORT OF PROJECT. OKAY, SO ASIDE FROM THE LAMPS
AND
OKAY, SO ASIDE FROM THE LAMPS AND THE BIKE, I DON'T REALLY
HAVE
AND THE BIKE, I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO SELL.
[exhales]
IT
[exhales] IT MAY BE TIME FOR A HAIL MARY.
SEE
[exhales] IT MAY BE TIME FOR A HAIL MARY. SEE YOU LATER.
>>
IT MAY BE TIME FOR A HAIL MARY. SEE YOU LATER. >> YOU KNOW WHERE THE BOYS ARE?
>>
SEE YOU LATER. >> YOU KNOW WHERE THE BOYS ARE? >> I TOLD 'EM TO GO GET A
TRAILER
>> YOU KNOW WHERE THE BOYS ARE? >> I TOLD 'EM TO GO GET A TRAILER AND GET DOWN HERE.
WE
>> I TOLD 'EM TO GO GET A TRAILER AND GET DOWN HERE. WE HAD A PLAN, BUY SMALL.
AND
TRAILER AND GET DOWN HERE. WE HAD A PLAN, BUY SMALL. AND THEN WE BOUGHT THE BIGGEST
DAMN
WE HAD A PLAN, BUY SMALL. AND THEN WE BOUGHT THE BIGGEST DAMN LOCKER THERE WAS.
SO
AND THEN WE BOUGHT THE BIGGEST DAMN LOCKER THERE WAS. SO NOW WE NEED BACKUP.
>>
>> LET'S
>> LET'S MOVE SOME OF THIS STUFF
OUT
>> LET'S MOVE SOME OF THIS STUFF OUT BEFORE THEY GET HERE.
>>
OUT BEFORE THEY GET HERE. >> WELL, RIGHT THERE'S $100
PIECE
>> WELL, RIGHT THERE'S $100 PIECE OF NICE GLASS.
OH,
PIECE OF NICE GLASS. OH, IT'S ALL THERE TOO.
PAINT.
>>
PAINT. >> YEP.
300
>> YEP. 300 BUCKS.
HERE'S
300 BUCKS. HERE'S SOME, UH...
>>
HERE'S SOME, UH... >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD. >> AFRICAN PIECES.
>>
>> AFRICAN PIECES. >> DUDE.
>>
>> DUDE. >> WHAT?
>>
>> WHAT? >> LOOK WHAT TRAILER THEY
BROUGHT.
>>
BROUGHT. >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD. >> THEY BROUGHT THE STOCK
TRAILER!
>>
TRAILER! >> I HOPE THEY CLEANED IT OUT.
>>
>> I HOPE THEY CLEANED IT OUT. >> WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?
LOOK
>> WHAT ARE THEY THINKING? LOOK AT ALL THE CRAP RIGHT
THERE.
>>
THERE. >> I SEE COW [bleep] FROM HERE.
WHAT
>> I SEE COW [bleep] FROM HERE. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BRINGING
THE
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BRINGING THE STOCK TRAILER FOR?
>>
THE STOCK TRAILER FOR? >> ALL THE OTHER ONES ARE FULL.
>>
>> ALL THE OTHER ONES ARE FULL. >> OH, MY GOD.
THE
>> OH, MY GOD. THE COUNTRY CAME TO TOWN.
>>
THE COUNTRY CAME TO TOWN. >> IT'S HARD TO SOAR WITH
THE
>> IT'S HARD TO SOAR WITH THE EAGLES WHEN YOU'RE DANCING
WITH
THE EAGLES WHEN YOU'RE DANCING WITH A BUNCH OF TURKEYS.
>>
WITH A BUNCH OF TURKEYS. >> ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHAT'S
THIS
>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHAT'S THIS WORTH?
>>
THIS WORTH? >> IT'S $80.
>>
>> IT'S $80. >> THAT'S A HELL OF A LEVEL.
75?
>>
75? >> ALL DAY LONG.
WELL,
>> ALL DAY LONG. WELL, HERE'S A TABLE SAW.
OH,
WELL, HERE'S A TABLE SAW. OH, LORD, THE MOTOR AIN'T HOOKED
UP.
50
UP. 50 BUCKS.
>>
50 BUCKS. >> GETTING 50-DOLLARED TO DEATH.
>>
>> GETTING 50-DOLLARED TO DEATH. >> YEAH, BUT WE GOT A LOT MORE
TOOLS
>> YEAH, BUT WE GOT A LOT MORE TOOLS TO GO.
>>
TOOLS TO GO. >> BUT WE SPENT $3,500.
WE'RE
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO COUNT EVERY
LAST
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO COUNT EVERY LAST NUT AND BOLT TO GET OUR
MONEY
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO COUNT EVERY LAST NUT AND BOLT TO GET OUR MONEY BACK.
>>
LAST NUT AND BOLT TO GET OUR MONEY BACK. >> HEY, GUYS.
Y'ALL
MONEY BACK. >> HEY, GUYS. Y'ALL GET THESE BOARDS ON TOP.
THEY
>> HEY, GUYS. Y'ALL GET THESE BOARDS ON TOP. THEY GOTTA GO INSIDE THE TRAILER
ON
Y'ALL GET THESE BOARDS ON TOP. THEY GOTTA GO INSIDE THE TRAILER ON THE BOTTOM.
>>
THEY GOTTA GO INSIDE THE TRAILER ON THE BOTTOM. >> RICKY, WHAT IN THE HELL IS
THIS?
OH!
IT'S
THIS? OH! IT'S A PADDLE FOR A FOOSBALL
TABLE
OH! IT'S A PADDLE FOR A FOOSBALL TABLE FOR GIANTS.
>>
IT'S A PADDLE FOR A FOOSBALL TABLE FOR GIANTS. >> NO, THIS GOES TO, LIKE,
A
TABLE FOR GIANTS. >> NO, THIS GOES TO, LIKE, A WINDMILL OR AN AIR TURBINE.
>>
>> NO, THIS GOES TO, LIKE, A WINDMILL OR AN AIR TURBINE. >> UH-OH.
>>
A WINDMILL OR AN AIR TURBINE. >> UH-OH. >> OH...
>>
>> UH-OH. >> OH... >> IT IS A WIND--
>>
>> OH... >> IT IS A WIND-- >> I WAS RIGHT.
>>
>> IT IS A WIND-- >> I WAS RIGHT. >> ANOTHER ONE.
>>
>> I WAS RIGHT. >> ANOTHER ONE. >> WE NEED TO TRY TO FIND
THE
>> ANOTHER ONE. >> WE NEED TO TRY TO FIND THE REST OF IT.
>>
>> WE NEED TO TRY TO FIND THE REST OF IT. >> SO WHAT'S MISSING TO IT?
>>
THE REST OF IT. >> SO WHAT'S MISSING TO IT? >> THE MILL, THE GENERATOR PART.
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, LET'S FIND IT.
>>
>> WELL, LET'S FIND IT. >> BACK OF THE TRUCK.
>>
>> BACK OF THE TRUCK. >> 50 BUCKS THERE.
>>
>> 50 BUCKS THERE. >> $50 THERE.
A
>> $50 THERE. A KITCHEN SINK, STAINLESS.
10
A KITCHEN SINK, STAINLESS. 10 BUCKS.
>>
10 BUCKS. >> OH, THERE'S YOUR VIDEO GAME
CHAIR.
>>
CHAIR. >> $50.
THERE'S
>> $50. THERE'S A SEWER SNAKE AND
A
THERE'S A SEWER SNAKE AND A POOL PUMP.
THAT'S
A POOL PUMP. THAT'S PROBABLY 150 BUCKS.
OH-HO-HO-HO-HO!
>>
OH-HO-HO-HO-HO! >> YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT
A
>> YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT A SEWER SNAKE?
>>
A SEWER SNAKE? >> HEY, LOOKY THERE.
>>
>> HEY, LOOKY THERE. >> OH, HELL YEAH.
>>
>> OH, HELL YEAH. >> WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN
DINNER!
THAT'S
DINNER! THAT'S THE MISSING LINK RIGHT
THERE.
>>
THERE. >> WIND TURBINE.
>>
>> WIND TURBINE. >> THIS IS VALUABLE.
WE
>> THIS IS VALUABLE. WE NEED TO GO GET IT CHECKED
OUT.
THIS
OUT. THIS LOCKER MAY TAKE A LITTLE
EXTRA
THIS LOCKER MAY TAKE A LITTLE EXTRA TIME TO PROCESS,
BUT
EXTRA TIME TO PROCESS, BUT BUBBA'S GONNA BE BLOWN AWAY
BY
BUT BUBBA'S GONNA BE BLOWN AWAY BY THIS WIND TURBINE.
PUT
BY THIS WIND TURBINE. PUT THIS IN THE BACK OF
THE
PUT THIS IN THE BACK OF THE PICKUP GENTLY.
[loud
THE PICKUP GENTLY. [loud thud]
>>
>> I
>> I FOUND A SNAKE FARM RIGHT
HERE
>> I FOUND A SNAKE FARM RIGHT HERE IN TEXAS WHAT'S GOT SOME
REAL
HERE IN TEXAS WHAT'S GOT SOME REAL LIVE COBRAS.
SO
SO WHAT
SO WHAT BETTER PLACE TO BRING
MY
SO WHAT BETTER PLACE TO BRING MY COBRA BOTTLES TO GET 'EM
LOOKED
SO WHAT BETTER PLACE TO BRING MY COBRA BOTTLES TO GET 'EM LOOKED AT?
HEY,
MY COBRA BOTTLES TO GET 'EM LOOKED AT? HEY, JARROD.
>>
LOOKED AT? HEY, JARROD. >> OH, HEY.
>>
HEY, JARROD. >> OH, HEY. >> HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, BUDDY?
THIS
>> OH, HEY. >> HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, BUDDY? THIS IS THE FIRST ONE THAT
I
>> HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, BUDDY? THIS IS THE FIRST ONE THAT I FOUND.
>>
THIS IS THE FIRST ONE THAT I FOUND. >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS ACTUALLY
WHAT'S
I FOUND. >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT'S KNOWN AS SNAKE WINE.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT'S KNOWN AS SNAKE WINE. >> NOT WHISKEY?
>>
WHAT'S KNOWN AS SNAKE WINE. >> NOT WHISKEY? >> NO, SORRY TO BURST YOUR
BUBBLE.
THIS
>> NO, SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE. THIS IS ACTUALLY A FORM OF
RICE
BUBBLE. THIS IS ACTUALLY A FORM OF RICE WINE THAT HAS BEEN AROUND
FOR
THIS IS ACTUALLY A FORM OF RICE WINE THAT HAS BEEN AROUND FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS,
ORIGINATING
RICE WINE THAT HAS BEEN AROUND FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, ORIGINATING IN ASIA.
>>
FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, ORIGINATING IN ASIA. >> DO PEOPLE DRINK THIS?
>>
ORIGINATING IN ASIA. >> DO PEOPLE DRINK THIS? >> THEY DO, BUT NOT JUST TO
GET
>> DO PEOPLE DRINK THIS? >> THEY DO, BUT NOT JUST TO GET DRUNK.
SNAKE
>> THEY DO, BUT NOT JUST TO GET DRUNK. SNAKE WINE ACTUALLY SERVES
A
GET DRUNK. SNAKE WINE ACTUALLY SERVES A PURPOSE.
HAS
SNAKE WINE ACTUALLY SERVES A PURPOSE. HAS A MEDICAL OR MYTHICAL POWER
FOR
A PURPOSE. HAS A MEDICAL OR MYTHICAL POWER FOR INFERTILITY PROBLEMS.
>>
HAS A MEDICAL OR MYTHICAL POWER FOR INFERTILITY PROBLEMS. >> INFERTILITY?
I
FOR INFERTILITY PROBLEMS. >> INFERTILITY? I GUESS SNAKE WINE'S GOOD FOR
YOUR
>> INFERTILITY? I GUESS SNAKE WINE'S GOOD FOR YOUR SNAKE?
>>
I GUESS SNAKE WINE'S GOOD FOR YOUR SNAKE? >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU GET
A
YOUR SNAKE? >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU GET A COBRA IN A JAR, YOU CAN MAKE
SOME
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU GET A COBRA IN A JAR, YOU CAN MAKE SOME PRETTY BIG BUCKS.
THESE
A COBRA IN A JAR, YOU CAN MAKE SOME PRETTY BIG BUCKS. THESE PARTICULAR ONES YOU HAVE
HERE
SOME PRETTY BIG BUCKS. THESE PARTICULAR ONES YOU HAVE HERE DON'T HAVE VENOMOUS SNAKES
INSIDE.
>>
HERE DON'T HAVE VENOMOUS SNAKES INSIDE. >> SO THAT'S NOT A REAL COBRA?
>>
INSIDE. >> SO THAT'S NOT A REAL COBRA? >> NO, THAT'S NOT A REAL COBRA.
MATTER
>> SO THAT'S NOT A REAL COBRA? >> NO, THAT'S NOT A REAL COBRA. MATTER OF FACT, THAT'S ONE OF
THE
>> NO, THAT'S NOT A REAL COBRA. MATTER OF FACT, THAT'S ONE OF THE DIFFERENT SPECIES OF ASIAN
VINE
MATTER OF FACT, THAT'S ONE OF THE DIFFERENT SPECIES OF ASIAN VINE SNAKES THAT THEY HAVE
LOCALLY
THE DIFFERENT SPECIES OF ASIAN VINE SNAKES THAT THEY HAVE LOCALLY IN THE AREA.
THEY'RE
VINE SNAKES THAT THEY HAVE LOCALLY IN THE AREA. THEY'RE SIMPLY JUST KINDA
STRETCHING
LOCALLY IN THE AREA. THEY'RE SIMPLY JUST KINDA STRETCHING THEIR SCALES MAYBE
WITH
THEY'RE SIMPLY JUST KINDA STRETCHING THEIR SCALES MAYBE WITH A WIRE TO MAKE IT LOOK
LIKE
STRETCHING THEIR SCALES MAYBE WITH A WIRE TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A COBRA.
THESE
WITH A WIRE TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A COBRA. THESE ARE JUST TOURIST
KNOCK-OFFS.
>>
THESE ARE JUST TOURIST KNOCK-OFFS. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE
WORTH,
KNOCK-OFFS. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE WORTH, JARROD?
>>
>> REALISTICALLY, YOU'RE TALKING
MAYBE...
$50,
MAYBE... $50, $60.
>>
$50, $60. >> $60 APIECE?
>>
>> $60 APIECE? >> YES, THAT'S JUST
A
>> YES, THAT'S JUST A DECORATION.
>>
A DECORATION. >> OH, MAN.
I
I GOT
I GOT SNAKED ON THIS LOCKER.
[hisses]
>>
I GOT SNAKED ON THIS LOCKER. [hisses] >> WHAT YOU'D WANT TO SEE IN
THOSE
[hisses] >> WHAT YOU'D WANT TO SEE IN THOSE JARS, LET ME SHOW YOU
A
>> WHAT YOU'D WANT TO SEE IN THOSE JARS, LET ME SHOW YOU A LIVE SAMPLE HERE.
WHY
THOSE JARS, LET ME SHOW YOU A LIVE SAMPLE HERE. WHY DON'T YOU STEP BACK OVER
HERE
A LIVE SAMPLE HERE. WHY DON'T YOU STEP BACK OVER HERE FOR A MINUTE?
[snake
WHY DON'T YOU STEP BACK OVER HERE FOR A MINUTE? [snake hisses]
REALLY,
HERE FOR A MINUTE? [snake hisses] REALLY, I NEED YOU TO STEP BACK,
DAVID.
>>
REALLY, I NEED YOU TO STEP BACK, DAVID. >> YEAH, IT'S NOT THAT
DANGEROUS.
>>
>> YEAH, IT'S NOT THAT DANGEROUS. >> DAVID, STEP BACK, PLEASE.
DAVID,
DANGEROUS. >> DAVID, STEP BACK, PLEASE. DAVID, GET BACK.
>>
>> DAVID, STEP BACK, PLEASE. DAVID, GET BACK. >> OH!
>>
DAVID, GET BACK. >> OH! >> THAT'S VENOM.
THAT'S
>> OH! >> THAT'S VENOM. THAT'S PISSED.
>>
>> THAT'S VENOM. THAT'S PISSED. >> YEP, THAT'S A REAL COBRA,
ALL
THAT'S PISSED. >> YEP, THAT'S A REAL COBRA, ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> YEP, THAT'S A REAL COBRA, ALL RIGHT. >> WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>>
ALL RIGHT. >> WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE.
>>
>> OUR
>> OUR LOCKER ADDED UP
TO
>> OUR LOCKER ADDED UP TO ABOUT 3 GRAND.
SO
TO ABOUT 3 GRAND. SO WE'RE AT TEXAS STATE TECH
TO
SO WE'RE AT TEXAS STATE TECH TO SEE IF OUR WIND TURBINE IS
GONNA
TO SEE IF OUR WIND TURBINE IS GONNA GENERATE US SOME MOOLAH.
>>
>> KEITH?
>>
>> KEITH? >> I'M KEITH.
>>
>> KEITH? >> I'M KEITH. >> ALL RIGHT, THE RIGHT PLACE.
>>
>> I'M KEITH. >> ALL RIGHT, THE RIGHT PLACE. >> GET YOU TWO HARD HATS HERE.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, THE RIGHT PLACE. >> GET YOU TWO HARD HATS HERE. >> OKAY.
>>
>> GET YOU TWO HARD HATS HERE. >> OKAY. >> I GOTTA EXPAND IT FOR MY
BRAIN.
WEAR
>> I GOTTA EXPAND IT FOR MY BRAIN. WEAR IT OVER YOUR HAT.
>>
BRAIN. WEAR IT OVER YOUR HAT. >> NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
>>
WEAR IT OVER YOUR HAT. >> NO, I DON'T THINK SO. >> HOLY COW.
WELL,
>> NO, I DON'T THINK SO. >> HOLY COW. WELL, I'M FEELING A LITTLE BIT
INADEQUATE.
WE
WELL, I'M FEELING A LITTLE BIT INADEQUATE. WE BROUGHT SOMETHING THAT'LL
FIT
INADEQUATE. WE BROUGHT SOMETHING THAT'LL FIT IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK.
>>
WE BROUGHT SOMETHING THAT'LL FIT IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK. >> LITTLE BIT SMALLER.
>>
FIT IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK. >> LITTLE BIT SMALLER. >> STORY OF MY LIFE.
WHERE
>> LITTLE BIT SMALLER. >> STORY OF MY LIFE. WHERE ARE WE GONNA PUT IT?
>>
>> STORY OF MY LIFE. WHERE ARE WE GONNA PUT IT? >> RIGHT HERE WILL BE GOOD.
>>
WHERE ARE WE GONNA PUT IT? >> RIGHT HERE WILL BE GOOD. >> WE'RE JUST GONNA HOOK THESE
ON
>> RIGHT HERE WILL BE GOOD. >> WE'RE JUST GONNA HOOK THESE ON HERE, HUH?
>>
>> WE'RE JUST GONNA HOOK THESE ON HERE, HUH? >> YEAH.
THERE
ON HERE, HUH? >> YEAH. THERE WE GO.
>>
>> YEAH. THERE WE GO. >> HERE YOU GO, BUB.
>>
THERE WE GO. >> HERE YOU GO, BUB. >> WE'LL ATTACH SOME WIRES TO
IT,
>> HERE YOU GO, BUB. >> WE'LL ATTACH SOME WIRES TO IT, SEE IF WE CAN GET
A
>> WE'LL ATTACH SOME WIRES TO IT, SEE IF WE CAN GET A VOLTAGE OUT OF IT.
>>
IT, SEE IF WE CAN GET A VOLTAGE OUT OF IT. >> OH, OKAY.
>>
A VOLTAGE OUT OF IT. >> OH, OKAY. >> ALL RIGHT, SO WE JUST SPIN
IT,
>> OH, OKAY. >> ALL RIGHT, SO WE JUST SPIN IT, HUH?
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, SO WE JUST SPIN IT, HUH? >> YEAH.
>>
IT, HUH? >> YEAH. >> SEE IT'S PUTTING OUT ABOUT
SEVEN
>> YEAH. >> SEE IT'S PUTTING OUT ABOUT SEVEN VOLTS.
>>
>> SEE IT'S PUTTING OUT ABOUT SEVEN VOLTS. >> IT'S WORKING RIGHT NOW?
>>
SEVEN VOLTS. >> IT'S WORKING RIGHT NOW? >> IT'S WORKING.
>>
>> IT'S WORKING RIGHT NOW? >> IT'S WORKING. >> BOOM.
>>
>> IT'S WORKING. >> BOOM. >> IT IT WAS IN THE WIND,
IT
>> BOOM. >> IT IT WAS IN THE WIND, IT WOULD CAPTURE ABOUT
1,500
>> IT IT WAS IN THE WIND, IT WOULD CAPTURE ABOUT 1,500 WATTS.
SO
IT WOULD CAPTURE ABOUT 1,500 WATTS. SO YOU'RE LOOKING AT SOMETHING
THAT'LL
1,500 WATTS. SO YOU'RE LOOKING AT SOMETHING THAT'LL POWER UP MAYBE A ROOM OR
TWO.
>>
THAT'LL POWER UP MAYBE A ROOM OR TWO. >> OH, THAT'S ALL?
>>
TWO. >> OH, THAT'S ALL? >> THAT'S ABOUT IT.
>>
>> OH, THAT'S ALL? >> THAT'S ABOUT IT. >> WHAT WILL THAT POWER UP?
>>
>> THAT'S ABOUT IT. >> WHAT WILL THAT POWER UP? >> THIS IS ABOUT TWO MEGAWATTS.
IT'LL
>> WHAT WILL THAT POWER UP? >> THIS IS ABOUT TWO MEGAWATTS. IT'LL POWER A COUPLE HUNDRED
HOMES.
>>
IT'LL POWER A COUPLE HUNDRED HOMES. >> WOW.
>>
HOMES. >> WOW. >> IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT
EVERYTHING
>> WOW. >> IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EVERYTHING EXCEPT YOU'RE MISSING
A
>> IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EVERYTHING EXCEPT YOU'RE MISSING A POLE.
>>
EVERYTHING EXCEPT YOU'RE MISSING A POLE. >> IF YOU'RE NOT ON THE POLE,
YOU
A POLE. >> IF YOU'RE NOT ON THE POLE, YOU CAN'T MAKE NO DOLLARS.
>>
>> IF YOU'RE NOT ON THE POLE, YOU CAN'T MAKE NO DOLLARS. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
[laughter]
>>
>> WE
>> WE GOT
>> WE GOT EVERYTHING ELSE.
HOW
>> WE GOT EVERYTHING ELSE. HOW MUCH IS THIS WORTH?
>>
HOW MUCH IS THIS WORTH? >> UH...
I'D
>> UH... I'D SAY PROBABLY ABOUT 1,900.
>>
I'D SAY PROBABLY ABOUT 1,900. >> THAT'S GOOD.
IT
IT MAY
IT MAY BE
IT MAY BE SMALL, BUT IT'S
MIGHTY.
RICKY
IT MAY BE SMALL, BUT IT'S MIGHTY. RICKY WAS RIGHT.
THIS
MIGHTY. RICKY WAS RIGHT. THIS TURBINE IS A TICKET TO
PROFIT.
>>
THIS TURBINE IS A TICKET TO PROFIT. >> GOOD LUCK.
>>
PROFIT. >> GOOD LUCK. >> WAIT A MINUTE.
FORGETTING
>> GOOD LUCK. >> WAIT A MINUTE. FORGETTING ONE MORE IMPORTANT
THING.
MY
FORGETTING ONE MORE IMPORTANT THING. MY HAT.
>>
THING. MY HAT. >> OH, GOOD LORD.
>>
MY HAT. >> OH, GOOD LORD. >> NOT GONNA LEAVE WITHOUT
MY
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS INDUSTRIAL PROJECT IS
A
>> THIS INDUSTRIAL PROJECT IS A LITTLE OUTSIDE OF MY REALM.
SO
>> THIS INDUSTRIAL PROJECT IS A LITTLE OUTSIDE OF MY REALM. SO I ENDED UP CALLING IN
AN
A LITTLE OUTSIDE OF MY REALM. SO I ENDED UP CALLING IN AN EXPERT.
>>
SO I ENDED UP CALLING IN AN EXPERT. >> YES.
IT
AN EXPERT. >> YES. IT STAYS PUT.
>>
>> YES. IT STAYS PUT. >> TOTALLY WORKS.
>>
IT STAYS PUT. >> TOTALLY WORKS. >> THIS WAS A GOOD MIX, I THINK,
OF
>> TOTALLY WORKS. >> THIS WAS A GOOD MIX, I THINK, OF BOTH OF US, RIGHT?
>>
>> THIS WAS A GOOD MIX, I THINK, OF BOTH OF US, RIGHT? >> YEAH, IT'S DEFINITELY
INDUSTRIAL.
>>
>> YEAH, IT'S DEFINITELY INDUSTRIAL. >> AND THEN IT'S GOT A LITTLE
SHABBY
INDUSTRIAL. >> AND THEN IT'S GOT A LITTLE SHABBY CHICNESS.
>>
>> AND THEN IT'S GOT A LITTLE SHABBY CHICNESS. >> YEAH, 'CAUSE THE PAINT CANS
AND
SHABBY CHICNESS. >> YEAH, 'CAUSE THE PAINT CANS AND THE DISTRESSED BLUE.
>>
>> YEAH, 'CAUSE THE PAINT CANS AND THE DISTRESSED BLUE. >> YEAH, IT'S CUTE.
>>
AND THE DISTRESSED BLUE. >> YEAH, IT'S CUTE. >> WHO TAKES A CAR SEAT AND
AN
>> YEAH, IT'S CUTE. >> WHO TAKES A CAR SEAT AND AN OLD METAL CRAPPY BOOKSHELF
AND
>> WHO TAKES A CAR SEAT AND AN OLD METAL CRAPPY BOOKSHELF AND TURNS IT INTO THIS?
>>
AN OLD METAL CRAPPY BOOKSHELF AND TURNS IT INTO THIS? >> YEAH, RIGHT?
>>
AND TURNS IT INTO THIS? >> YEAH, RIGHT? >> MOM!
>>
>> YEAH, RIGHT? >> MOM! >> YES?
>>
>> MOM! >> YES? >> YOU WANNA COME CHECK OUT OUR
CREATION?
>>
>> YOU WANNA COME CHECK OUT OUR CREATION? >> I DO.
>>
CREATION? >> I DO. >> ♪ DUN DUN DUN ♪
[laughs]
>>
>> ♪ DUN DUN DUN ♪ [laughs] >> TA-DA!
[upbeat
[laughs] >> TA-DA! [upbeat music]
♪
>> TA-DA! [upbeat music] ♪ ♪
>>
[upbeat music] ♪ ♪ >> WHAT THE [bleep] IS THIS?
IT'S
♪ ♪ >> WHAT THE [bleep] IS THIS? IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE UGLIEST
THING
>> WHAT THE [bleep] IS THIS? IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE UGLIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.
>>
IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE UGLIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. >> OH, [bleep].
>>
THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. >> OH, [bleep]. >> IS THIS FOR SOMEONE?
>>
>> OH, [bleep]. >> IS THIS FOR SOMEONE? >> YES, I KNOW HIM.
>>
>> IS THIS FOR SOMEONE? >> YES, I KNOW HIM. >> IS HE, LIKE, A $3,000-SUIT
PERSON
>> YES, I KNOW HIM. >> IS HE, LIKE, A $3,000-SUIT PERSON OR IS HE, LIKE,
A
>> IS HE, LIKE, A $3,000-SUIT PERSON OR IS HE, LIKE, A METH ADDICT?
>>
PERSON OR IS HE, LIKE, A METH ADDICT? >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE DOES
PERSONALLY.
>>
>> SO
>> SO THIS IS ALREADY SOLD?
>>
>> SO THIS IS ALREADY SOLD? >> YEAH.
HE
>> YEAH. HE GAVE ME $500,
COMMISSIONED
HE GAVE ME $500, COMMISSIONED ME, DONE.
>>
COMMISSIONED ME, DONE. >> DOES IT EVEN WORK?
>>
>> DOES IT EVEN WORK? >> YEAH, OF COURSE IT WORKS.
COME
>> YEAH, OF COURSE IT WORKS. COME ON.
WATCH,
WATCH, I'LL PUSH HER.
>>
WATCH, I'LL PUSH HER. >> OH, GOD.
>>
WATCH, I'LL PUSH HER. >> OH, GOD. >> TOTALLY WORKS.
>>
>> OH, GOD. >> TOTALLY WORKS. >> AND YOU COULD GO HIGHER?
>>
>> TOTALLY WORKS. >> AND YOU COULD GO HIGHER? >> YEAH!
>>
>> AND YOU COULD GO HIGHER? >> YEAH! >> WELL, MARY HAD A REALLY
BIG
>> YEAH! >> WELL, MARY HAD A REALLY BIG BREAKFAST.
OKAY,
>> WELL, MARY HAD A REALLY BIG BREAKFAST. OKAY, WELL, THANKS FOR YOUR
OPINION,
BIG BREAKFAST. OKAY, WELL, THANKS FOR YOUR OPINION, MOM.
[laughter]
>>
OPINION, MOM. [laughter] >> GOOD LUCK.
>>
[laughter] >> GOOD LUCK. >> WE'RE SCREWED, JENNY.
>>
>> GOOD LUCK. >> WE'RE SCREWED, JENNY. >> SHE'S TOTALLY NOT GONNA LET
ME
>> WE'RE SCREWED, JENNY. >> SHE'S TOTALLY NOT GONNA LET ME GO OUT AND PLAY WITH MARY
ANYMORE.
>>
ME GO OUT AND PLAY WITH MARY ANYMORE. >> HOW ARE WE GONNA--
>>
ANYMORE. >> HOW ARE WE GONNA-- >> WE'RE NOT DOING THIS.
>>
>> HOW ARE WE GONNA-- >> WE'RE NOT DOING THIS. >> narrator: THE STARS IN
DALLAS
>> WE'RE NOT DOING THIS. >> narrator: THE STARS IN DALLAS WERE RICKY AND BUBBA,
WHO
>> narrator: THE STARS IN DALLAS WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, WHO BLEW AWAY THE COMPETITION
WITH
DALLAS WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, WHO BLEW AWAY THE COMPETITION WITH A $1,400 PROFIT.
DAVID
WHO BLEW AWAY THE COMPETITION WITH A $1,400 PROFIT. DAVID KAY'S SNAKE WINE TURNED
OUT
WITH A $1,400 PROFIT. DAVID KAY'S SNAKE WINE TURNED OUT TO BE SNAKE OIL, BUT HE
STILL
DAVID KAY'S SNAKE WINE TURNED OUT TO BE SNAKE OIL, BUT HE STILL FINISHED WITH 515 BUCKS.
JENNY
OUT TO BE SNAKE OIL, BUT HE STILL FINISHED WITH 515 BUCKS. JENNY GRUMBLES SWUNG INTO
THE
STILL FINISHED WITH 515 BUCKS. JENNY GRUMBLES SWUNG INTO THE BLACK WITH $330.
BUT
BUT HER
BUT HER HELPER MARY WAS PRICED
OUT
BUT HER HELPER MARY WAS PRICED OUT AND SHUT OUT.
>>
OUT AND SHUT OUT. >> SAY, UH, "I'M GONNA GO EAT
LUNCH
>> SAY, UH, "I'M GONNA GO EAT LUNCH WITH THE QUEEN" IN YOUR
BEST
LUNCH WITH THE QUEEN" IN YOUR BEST ENGLISH ACCENT.
>>
BEST ENGLISH ACCENT. >> [imitating English accent]
I'M
>> [imitating English accent] I'M GONNA GO EAT LUNCH WITH
THE
I'M GONNA GO EAT LUNCH WITH THE QUEEN.
>>
THE QUEEN. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> I'M GOING TO GO EAT LUNCH
WITH
>> I'M GOING TO GO EAT LUNCH WITH THE QUEEN.
>>
WITH THE QUEEN. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> WHAT?
>>
>> WHAT? >> ALL RIGHT, GANDHI.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, GANDHI. >> [imitating English accent]
OH,
>> [imitating English accent] OH, YEAH.
CHOCOLATE
OH, YEAH. CHOCOLATE MELON.
[normal
CHOCOLATE MELON. [normal voice] IS THAT BETTER?
>>
[normal voice] IS THAT BETTER? >> THAT'S BETTER.
NOW
>> THAT'S BETTER. NOW SAY, "I'M GOING TO EAT LUNCH
WITH
NOW SAY, "I'M GOING TO EAT LUNCH WITH THE QUEEN."
>>
WITH THE QUEEN." >> [imitating English accent]
I'M
>> [imitating English accent] I'M GOING TO EAT LUNCH WITH
THE
I'M GOING TO EAT LUNCH WITH THE QUEEN.
[normal
THE QUEEN. [normal voice] IS THAT RIGHT?
>>