>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> GIVE IT TO ME!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH!
>>
>> GIVE IT TO ME! >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> LET'S GO!
>>
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> LET'S GO! >> OH!
>>
>> LET'S GO! >> OH! >> KIND OF EXCITED TO BE BY
MYSELF.
>>
>> KIND OF EXCITED TO BE BY MYSELF. >> YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
>>
MYSELF. >> YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. >> DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
[laughs]
A
>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. [laughs] A WHOLE BOX OF CRAFTS!
WHOOPS!
[horn
A WHOLE BOX OF CRAFTS! WHOOPS! [horn honks]
>>
WHOOPS! [horn honks] >> THAT GUY ALMOST HIT THAT GUY.
>>
[horn honks] >> THAT GUY ALMOST HIT THAT GUY. >> DO YOU KNOW HIM?
>>
>> THAT GUY ALMOST HIT THAT GUY. >> DO YOU KNOW HIM? >> NO, I DON'T.
>>
>> DO YOU KNOW HIM? >> NO, I DON'T. >> WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>>
>> NO, I DON'T. >> WHERE ARE YOU FROM? >> ENGLAND.
>>
>> G'DAY,
>> G'DAY, MATE.
>>
>> IF
>> IF THIS YAHOO THINKS HE'S
GETTING
>> IF THIS YAHOO THINKS HE'S GETTING MY LOCKER, HE'S CRAZIER
THAN
>> IF THIS YAHOO THINKS HE'S GETTING MY LOCKER, HE'S CRAZIER THAN A THREE-PECKERED BILLY
GOAT.
>>
THAN A THREE-PECKERED BILLY GOAT. >> NOW, THIS IS COOL!
>>
GOAT. >> NOW, THIS IS COOL! >> DO YOU WANT TO GIVE IT A TRY?
>>
>> NOW, THIS IS COOL! >> DO YOU WANT TO GIVE IT A TRY? >> BIG TIME, BRAH.
>>
>> DO YOU WANT TO GIVE IT A TRY? >> BIG TIME, BRAH. >> WHOO!
>>
>> BIG TIME, BRAH. >> WHOO! >> AND I FREAKING KILLED IT!
>>
>> WHOO! >> AND I FREAKING KILLED IT! >> AH-OOH!
>>
>> AND I FREAKING KILLED IT! >> AH-OOH! >> AAH!
[country
[country rock music]
♪
[country rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF
FROM
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
>> I
>> I SEE
>> I SEE TREASURES.
DOLLAR
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS.
♪
>> I SEE TREASURES. DOLLAR SIGNS. ♪ ♪
>>
DOLLAR SIGNS. ♪ ♪ >> WHOA!
>>
♪ ♪ >> WHOA! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. >> YOU READY TO GO?
>>
FIND. >> YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> YES.
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> YES. >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> YES. >> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
>> ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> RIGHT
>> RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> RIGHT HERE! >> AND IT'S SOLD!
WE'RE
>> AND IT'S SOLD! WE'RE BACK IN DESOTO, TEXAS.
THIS
WE'RE BACK IN DESOTO, TEXAS. THIS IS OUR FOURTH TIME HERE,
AND
THIS IS OUR FOURTH TIME HERE, AND IT'S BEEN REAL GOOD TO OUR
BUYERS
AND IT'S BEEN REAL GOOD TO OUR BUYERS IN THE PAST.
>>
>> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> YEP. >> I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE! >> 50.
>>
>> I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE! >> 50. >> I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> 50. >> I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE! >> YEAH!
>>
>> I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE! >> YEAH! >> I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE!
>>
>> YEAH! >> I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE! >> WHOO!
>>
>> I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE! >> WHOO! >> DESOTO, WE JUST CAN'T QUIT
YOU.
[laughs]
>>
YOU. [laughs] >> I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR
SMALLER
[laughs] >> I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR SMALLER STUFF TODAY, BECAUSE I
WANT
>> I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR SMALLER STUFF TODAY, BECAUSE I WANT MY STORE TO BE ACCESSIBLE
TO
SMALLER STUFF TODAY, BECAUSE I WANT MY STORE TO BE ACCESSIBLE TO EVERYBODY.
NOT
NOT EVERYBODY CAN AFFORD A $500
DRESSER,
NOT EVERYBODY CAN AFFORD A $500 DRESSER, BUT MOST PEOPLE CAN
AFFORD
DRESSER, BUT MOST PEOPLE CAN AFFORD A $50 LAMP OR A LITTLE
$10
AFFORD A $50 LAMP OR A LITTLE $10 KNICKKNACK.
SO
SO I
SO I NEED
SO I NEED LOTS OF SMALL,
DECORATIVE
SO I NEED LOTS OF SMALL, DECORATIVE ITEMS THAT I CAN
STILL
SO I NEED LOTS OF SMALL, DECORATIVE ITEMS THAT I CAN STILL PROFIT OFF OF BUT ARE
STILL
DECORATIVE ITEMS THAT I CAN STILL PROFIT OFF OF BUT ARE STILL AFFORDABLE FOR THE
CUSTOMER.
>>
STILL AFFORDABLE FOR THE CUSTOMER. >> ALL RIGHT, GAME FACE, GAME
FACE.
YOU
>> ALL RIGHT, GAME FACE, GAME FACE. YOU KNOW WHY I LIKE COMING HERE?
>>
FACE. YOU KNOW WHY I LIKE COMING HERE? >> WHY?
>>
YOU KNOW WHY I LIKE COMING HERE? >> WHY? >> IT'S ALWAYS DIVERSE, BROTHER.
WE'VE
WE'VE SEEN EVERYTHING IN DESOTO
FROM
WE'VE SEEN EVERYTHING IN DESOTO FROM TOOLS TO ART DECO CHAIRS,
BUT
FROM TOOLS TO ART DECO CHAIRS, BUT TO GET 'EM, YOU GOTTA PUT
UP
BUT TO GET 'EM, YOU GOTTA PUT UP WITH ALL THE NEWBIES.
NOT
NOT A
NOT A BIG
NOT A BIG FAN OF ALL THE
DIFFERENT
NOT A BIG FAN OF ALL THE DIFFERENT FACES.
>>
NOT A BIG FAN OF ALL THE DIFFERENT FACES. >> THE RACES?
>>
DIFFERENT FACES. >> THE RACES? >> FACES.
>>
>> THE RACES? >> FACES. >> OH, FACES.
>>
>> FACES. >> OH, FACES. >> I'M TALKING ABOUT NEWBIES.
>>
>> OH, FACES. >> I'M TALKING ABOUT NEWBIES. >> YEAH, NEWBIES.
THAT'S
>> I'M TALKING ABOUT NEWBIES. >> YEAH, NEWBIES. THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS THAT--
>>
>> YEAH, NEWBIES. THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS THAT-- >> I LOVE ALL RACES, DUDE.
I'M
THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS THAT-- >> I LOVE ALL RACES, DUDE. I'M DOWN LIKE THE UNITED
SEE?
SEE? I'M
SEE? I'M CULTURED.
>>
SEE? I'M CULTURED. >> SO, I'M FLYING SOLO TODAY,
WHICH
SEE? I'M CULTURED. >> SO, I'M FLYING SOLO TODAY, WHICH I AM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT.
AND
AND I'M
AND I'M GONNA KICK EVERYBODY'S
BUTT.
BUBBA'S
BUTT. BUBBA'S BUTT, RICKY'S BUTT,
JENNY'S
BUBBA'S BUTT, RICKY'S BUTT, JENNY'S BUTT, WHOEVER ELSE GETS
IN
JENNY'S BUTT, WHOEVER ELSE GETS IN MY WAY'S
>>
>> HEY!
>>
>> HEY! >> HEY, JENNY.
HOW'S
>> HEY, JENNY. HOW'S IT GOING?
>>
HOW'S IT GOING? >> GOOD. WHERE'S
YOU
YOU CAN
YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
>>
YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. >> EXACTLY.
[laughter]
GOT
>> EXACTLY. [laughter] GOT SOME MONEY IN MY BACK
POCKET.
I'M
GOT SOME MONEY IN MY BACK POCKET. I'M A FRICKIN' HIGH ROLLER.
>>
POCKET. I'M A FRICKIN' HIGH ROLLER. >> HEY, YOU GUYS, JUST SO YOU
KNOW,
I'M A FRICKIN' HIGH ROLLER. >> HEY, YOU GUYS, JUST SO YOU KNOW, MARY MAY BE FLYING SOLO
TODAY,
>> HEY, YOU GUYS, JUST SO YOU KNOW, MARY MAY BE FLYING SOLO TODAY, BUT SHE'S GOT A WAD.
>>
KNOW, MARY MAY BE FLYING SOLO TODAY, BUT SHE'S GOT A WAD. >> HMM.
I
TODAY, BUT SHE'S GOT A WAD. >> HMM. I WAS THIS CLOSE TO MAKING A
PENIS
[horn
[horn honks]
HE
[horn honks] HE DIDN'T LOOK ONCE AT THE GUY
OVER
[horn honks] HE DIDN'T LOOK ONCE AT THE GUY OVER THERE.
THAT
HE DIDN'T LOOK ONCE AT THE GUY OVER THERE. THAT GUY ALMOST HIT THAT GUY.
SEE?
THAT'S
THAT GUY ALMOST HIT THAT GUY. SEE? THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET
NEWBS
SEE? THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET NEWBS AROUND HERE.
>>
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET NEWBS AROUND HERE. >> YEAH.
>>
NEWBS AROUND HERE. >> YEAH. >> THEY CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE
TRAFFIC
>> YEAH. >> THEY CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE TRAFFIC LAWS, LET ALONE AUCTION
LAWS.
>>
TRAFFIC LAWS, LET ALONE AUCTION LAWS. >> MORNING.
>>
LAWS. >> MORNING. >> MORNING.
>>
>> MORNING. >> MORNING. >> DO YOU KNOW HIM?
>>
>> MORNING. >> DO YOU KNOW HIM? >> NO, I DON'T.
>>
>> DO YOU KNOW HIM? >> NO, I DON'T. >> I'M NOT HERE TO PLAY TODAY.
>>
>> NO, I DON'T. >> I'M NOT HERE TO PLAY TODAY. >> OKAY.
>>
>> I'M NOT HERE TO PLAY TODAY. >> OKAY. >> I'LL PROBABLY GET KICKED OUT
OF
>> OKAY. >> I'LL PROBABLY GET KICKED OUT OF DESOTO.
>>
>> OH,
>> OH, YEAH?
>>
>> NEW
>> NEW YORK?
>>
>> NEW YORK? >> I DON'T KNOW.
I
>> NEW YORK? >> I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T GET OUT OF TEXAS MUCH.
>>
>> I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T GET OUT OF TEXAS MUCH. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
I DON'T GET OUT OF TEXAS MUCH. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES
FOR
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
WE'RE
GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING
ANY
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING ANY BOXES.
TODAY'S
NO REACHING INSIDE, NO KICKING ANY BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY
SALE.
ARE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
SALE. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> YEAH! >> HAMMER UP! LET'S GO!
[laughter]
[overlapping
>> HAMMER UP! LET'S GO! [laughter] [overlapping chatter]
>>
[laughter] [overlapping chatter] >> HEY!
>>
PRETTY
PRETTY INTERESTING.
LOOKS
PRETTY INTERESTING. LOOKS LIKE IT'S FROM A
RESTAURANT.
LOTS
LOOKS LIKE IT'S FROM A RESTAURANT. LOTS OF METAL SHELVINGS.
THERE'S
RESTAURANT. LOTS OF METAL SHELVINGS. THERE'S PROBABLY SOME MONEY TO
BE
LOTS OF METAL SHELVINGS. THERE'S PROBABLY SOME MONEY TO BE MADE IN HERE.
>>
THERE'S PROBABLY SOME MONEY TO BE MADE IN HERE. >> SO I THINK THIS CONTRAPTION
IS
BE MADE IN HERE. >> SO I THINK THIS CONTRAPTION IS FOR MICROPHONES.
PRETTY
>> SO I THINK THIS CONTRAPTION IS FOR MICROPHONES. PRETTY GOOD BASE DOWN THERE.
INTERESTING.
>>
PRETTY GOOD BASE DOWN THERE. INTERESTING. >> THERE'S TWO OF THESE
SPEAKERS.
COUPLE
>> THERE'S TWO OF THESE SPEAKERS. COUPLE HUNDRED APIECE.
IT'S
SPEAKERS. COUPLE HUNDRED APIECE. IT'S EASILY AN $800 UNIT.
>>
COUPLE HUNDRED APIECE. IT'S EASILY AN $800 UNIT. >> OH, YEAH. WE'LL BE
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HOW ABOUT A $100
BILL?
GENTLEMEN, HOW ABOUT A $100 BILL? WILL YOU GIVE 100?
NOW
BILL? WILL YOU GIVE 100? NOW 200, WILL YOU GIVE 200, 200?
>>
NOW 200, WILL YOU GIVE 200, 200? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 200, NOW 300.
>>
>> 200, NOW 300. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> AND 300, NOW 400.
WILL
>> AND 300, NOW 400. WILL YOU GIVE 400? NOW 500.
NOW
WILL YOU GIVE 400? NOW 500. NOW 600. 700, 700.
WHO
NOW 600. 700, 700. WHO WILL DO 700? 700.
WILL
WHO WILL DO 700? 700. WILL YOU DO 800?
>>
WILL YOU DO 800? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> WALTER!
>>
>> WALTER! >> 850. I'LL DO THAT. 850.
NOW
>> 850. I'LL DO THAT. 850. NOW 900. WILL YOU GIVE 900?
>>
NOW 900. WILL YOU GIVE 900? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 950. WILL YOU GIVE 950? 950?
>>
>> 950. WILL YOU GIVE 950? 950? >> WALTER!
>>
>> WALTER! >> 950 THERE!
>>
>> 950 THERE! >> IF THIS YAHOO THINKS HE'S
GETTING
>> IF THIS YAHOO THINKS HE'S GETTING MY LOCKER, HE'S CRAZIER
THAN
GETTING MY LOCKER, HE'S CRAZIER THAN A THREE-PECKERED BILLY
GOAT.
YEAH!
>>
YEAH! >> IT'S NOW 1,050.
>>
>> IT'S NOW 1,050. >> WALTER!
>>
>> WALTER! >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> 1,050, NOW 1,100.
>>
>> 1,050, NOW 1,100. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,100 THERE. NOW 1,150.
WE'LL
>> 1,100 THERE. NOW 1,150. WE'LL DO THAT. 1,150.
WILL
WE'LL DO THAT. 1,150. WILL YOU GIVE 1,200? 1,200.
NOW
WILL YOU GIVE 1,200? 1,200. NOW HALF. ANYBODY BID 1,250?
>>
NOW HALF. ANYBODY BID 1,250? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> AND 1,300.
1,300
>> AND 1,300. 1,300 GOING ONCE.
1,300
1,300 GOING ONCE. 1,300 GOING TWICE.
I
1,300 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, 1,250.
>>
I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, 1,250. >> THANK Y'ALL.
>>
>> THANK Y'ALL. >> I MIGHT HAVE SPENT A LITTLE
MORE
>> I MIGHT HAVE SPENT A LITTLE MORE THAN I WANTED TO, BUT IT'S
WORTH
MORE THAN I WANTED TO, BUT IT'S WORTH IT FOR ME TO TEACH THESE
NEWBIES
WORTH IT FOR ME TO TEACH THESE NEWBIES THAT WHEN I WANT THAT
LOCKER,
NEWBIES THAT WHEN I WANT THAT LOCKER, I GET THAT LOCKER.
>>
>> DO
>> DO Y'ALL GOT ANYTHING IN THAT
LOCKER,
>> DO Y'ALL GOT ANYTHING IN THAT LOCKER, YOU THINK, THAT'S ANY
GOOD?
>>
LOCKER, YOU THINK, THAT'S ANY GOOD? >> SAY AGAIN?
>>
GOOD? >> SAY AGAIN? >> ANYTHING IN THAT LOCKER, YOU
THINK--YOU
>> SAY AGAIN? >> ANYTHING IN THAT LOCKER, YOU THINK--YOU THINK, THAT'S ANY
GOOD?
>>
>> I
>> I THINK EVERYTHING IS GOOD IN
THERE.
THAT'S
THERE. THAT'S WHY I BOUGHT IT.
YOU
THAT'S WHY I BOUGHT IT. YOU GOT YOUR EYE ON ME?
>>
YOU GOT YOUR EYE ON ME? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> YOU LIKE MY CARGO SHORTS?
>>
>> YOU LIKE MY CARGO SHORTS? >> NOT REALLY, NO.
>>
>> NOT REALLY, NO. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> MY NAME IS DAVID KAY.
I'VE
>> MY NAME IS DAVID KAY. I'VE BEEN IN THIS BUSINESS OVER
20
I'VE BEEN IN THIS BUSINESS OVER 20 YEARS.
TO
TO ME,
TO ME, THERE'S NO SCHOOL LIKE
THE
TO ME, THERE'S NO SCHOOL LIKE THE OLD SCHOOL, AND I'VE ALREADY
PROVEN
TO ME, THERE'S NO SCHOOL LIKE THE OLD SCHOOL, AND I'VE ALREADY PROVEN TODAY THAT I AM THE
HEADMASTER.
>>
PROVEN TODAY THAT I AM THE HEADMASTER. >> WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>>
HEADMASTER. >> WHERE ARE YOU FROM? >> ENGLAND.
>>
>> WHERE ARE YOU FROM? >> ENGLAND. >> G'DAY, MATE.
>>
>> ENGLAND. >> G'DAY, MATE. >> NO, THAT'S AUSTRALIA.
>>
>> G'DAY, MATE. >> NO, THAT'S AUSTRALIA. >> OH.
[laughter]
>>
>> OH. [laughter] >> WHEN IT COMES TO WINNING
LOCKERS,
[laughter] >> WHEN IT COMES TO WINNING LOCKERS, YOU'VE GOT TO GET
INSIDE
>> WHEN IT COMES TO WINNING LOCKERS, YOU'VE GOT TO GET INSIDE YOUR COMPETITION'S HEAD.
I'M
LOCKERS, YOU'VE GOT TO GET INSIDE YOUR COMPETITION'S HEAD. I'M WATCHING YOU.
>>
INSIDE YOUR COMPETITION'S HEAD. I'M WATCHING YOU. >> ALL
>>
>> HEY!
>>
>> THERE'S A REALLY COOL TABLE
BACK
>> THERE'S A REALLY COOL TABLE BACK THERE.
I'M
>> THERE'S A REALLY COOL TABLE BACK THERE. I'M BIDDING ON IT.
>>
BACK THERE. I'M BIDDING ON IT. >> THERE'S AN EXERCISE MACHINE.
I
I'M BIDDING ON IT. >> THERE'S AN EXERCISE MACHINE. I DON'T LIKE THAT.
GOOD
>> THERE'S AN EXERCISE MACHINE. I DON'T LIKE THAT. GOOD LORD, LOOK AT THIS.
THIS
I DON'T LIKE THAT. GOOD LORD, LOOK AT THIS. THIS FURNITURE IS IN ROUGH
SHAPE.
>>
THIS FURNITURE IS IN ROUGH SHAPE. >> WE'LL SEE.
>>
SHAPE. >> WE'LL SEE. >> MM-MM.
>>
>> WE'LL SEE. >> MM-MM. >> THIS IS A GOOD FURNITURE
LOCKER.
I
>> THIS IS A GOOD FURNITURE LOCKER. I CAN'T RESIST A FRENCH
PROVINCIAL
LOCKER. I CAN'T RESIST A FRENCH PROVINCIAL DRESSER.
I
I CAN'T RESIST A FRENCH PROVINCIAL DRESSER. I SO DON'T NEED FURNITURE RIGHT
NOW,
PROVINCIAL DRESSER. I SO DON'T NEED FURNITURE RIGHT NOW, BUT THAT FRENCH PROVINCIAL
DRESSER
I SO DON'T NEED FURNITURE RIGHT NOW, BUT THAT FRENCH PROVINCIAL DRESSER IS CALLING MY NAME.
>>
NOW, BUT THAT FRENCH PROVINCIAL DRESSER IS CALLING MY NAME. >> [echoing] JENNY!
BUY
DRESSER IS CALLING MY NAME. >> [echoing] JENNY! BUY ME, JENNY!
>>
>> [echoing] JENNY! BUY ME, JENNY! >> IT'S A GOOD LOCKER.
>>
BUY ME, JENNY! >> IT'S A GOOD LOCKER. >> WHAT HAVE WE GOT?
WE'VE
>> IT'S A GOOD LOCKER. >> WHAT HAVE WE GOT? WE'VE GOT A 1970s LITTLE STAND
WHICH
>> WHAT HAVE WE GOT? WE'VE GOT A 1970s LITTLE STAND WHICH WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO SELL.
HALF
WE'VE GOT A 1970s LITTLE STAND WHICH WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO SELL. HALF OF THE STUFF, I CAN TAKE TO
THE
WHICH WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO SELL. HALF OF THE STUFF, I CAN TAKE TO THE SWAP MEETS.
IT'S
HALF OF THE STUFF, I CAN TAKE TO THE SWAP MEETS. IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A BAG OF
SAND,
THE SWAP MEETS. IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A BAG OF SAND, BUT IT COULD BE A MONKEY.
>>
IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A BAG OF SAND, BUT IT COULD BE A MONKEY. >> WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
A
SAND, BUT IT COULD BE A MONKEY. >> WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT? A MONKEY? OKAY.
DID
>> WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT? A MONKEY? OKAY. DID I HEAR YOU CORRECTLY, THAT
YOU'RE
A MONKEY? OKAY. DID I HEAR YOU CORRECTLY, THAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A MONKEY
HERE?
>>
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A MONKEY HERE? >> YEAH. IT'S NOT--
>>
HERE? >> YEAH. IT'S NOT-- >> AT THIS AUCTION?
>>
>> YEAH. IT'S NOT-- >> AT THIS AUCTION? >> A MONKEY IS TERMINOLOGY.
IT'S
>> AT THIS AUCTION? >> A MONKEY IS TERMINOLOGY. IT'S AN AMOUNT OF MONEY I'M
PREPARED
>> A MONKEY IS TERMINOLOGY. IT'S AN AMOUNT OF MONEY I'M PREPARED TO PAY FOR THAT LOCKER.
THE
IT'S AN AMOUNT OF MONEY I'M PREPARED TO PAY FOR THAT LOCKER. THE DAVID KAY DICTIONARY.
A
PREPARED TO PAY FOR THAT LOCKER. THE DAVID KAY DICTIONARY. A MONKEY IS $500, A CARPET IS
$300,
THE DAVID KAY DICTIONARY. A MONKEY IS $500, A CARPET IS $300, OR A PAVAROTTI--A TENNER.
'CAUSE
A MONKEY IS $500, A CARPET IS $300, OR A PAVAROTTI--A TENNER. 'CAUSE HE'S A SINGER, RIGHT?
♪
$300, OR A PAVAROTTI--A TENNER. 'CAUSE HE'S A SINGER, RIGHT? ♪ LA ♪
>>
'CAUSE HE'S A SINGER, RIGHT? ♪ LA ♪ >> SO, LIKE, SAY IT IN A
SENTENCE.
>>
>> SO, LIKE, SAY IT IN A SENTENCE. >> YEAH, I'LL PAY A MONKEY FOR
THAT
SENTENCE. >> YEAH, I'LL PAY A MONKEY FOR THAT LOCKER.
I
>> YEAH, I'LL PAY A MONKEY FOR THAT LOCKER. I MIGHT PAY A PONY, I MIGHT PAY
A
THAT LOCKER. I MIGHT PAY A PONY, I MIGHT PAY A MONKEY, I MIGHT PAY A BAG OF
SAND.
>>
A MONKEY, I MIGHT PAY A BAG OF SAND. >> A PONY?
THIS
SAND. >> A PONY? THIS IS VERY INTERESTING.
>>
>> A PONY? THIS IS VERY INTERESTING. >> AND YOU?
>>
THIS IS VERY INTERESTING. >> AND YOU? >> I FEEL LIKE I'M IN
THE
>> AND YOU? >> I FEEL LIKE I'M IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
[laughs]
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET'S DO IT!
25.
GENTLEMEN, LET'S DO IT! 25. AND A BID OF 25 THERE.
NOW
25. AND A BID OF 25 THERE. NOW 50.
>>
NOW 50. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> $50, NOW 75.
WHO
>> $50, NOW 75. WHO WILL GIVE 75? 75 THERE.
75,
WHO WILL GIVE 75? 75 THERE. 75, AND 100.
125.
75, AND 100. 125. NOW 150.
>>
125. NOW 150. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 150. NOW 175. 200. NOW 225.
NOW
>> 150. NOW 175. 200. NOW 225. NOW 225. WHO WILL GIVE 225?
>>
NOW 225. WHO WILL GIVE 225? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 250. CAT FIGHT. 250.
NOW
>> NOW 250. CAT FIGHT. 250. NOW 275. WANNA GIVE 275?
I
NOW 275. WANNA GIVE 275? I LIKE A GOOD CAT FIGHT.
275
I LIKE A GOOD CAT FIGHT. 275 GOING ONCE, 275 GOING TWICE.
>>
275 GOING ONCE, 275 GOING TWICE. >> NO.
>>
>> NO. >> I SOLD, SOLD, SOLD IT RIGHT
HERE,
>> I SOLD, SOLD, SOLD IT RIGHT HERE, $250.
>>
>> YES!
FINALLY,
FINALLY, A LOCKER OF MY VERY
OWN.
I'M
OWN. I'M DIGGING IN RIGHT NOW.
I'M
I'M DIGGING IN RIGHT NOW. I'M BY MYSELF NOW, SO I'VE GOT
TO
I'M BY MYSELF NOW, SO I'VE GOT TO BE EXTRA MIGHTY MOUSE.
OKAY,
TO BE EXTRA MIGHTY MOUSE. OKAY, THIS IS A PIECE OF CRAP.
MAYBE
OKAY, THIS IS A PIECE OF CRAP. MAYBE TO STORE STUFF IN THE
SHOP,
MAYBE TO STORE STUFF IN THE SHOP, BUT NOT TO SELL.
IT'S
SHOP, BUT NOT TO SELL. IT'S COOL AND IT'S MODERN. 350.
I
IT'S COOL AND IT'S MODERN. 350. I MEAN, ONE ITEM, AND I'VE
ALREADY
I MEAN, ONE ITEM, AND I'VE ALREADY MADE MY MONEY BACK.
THIS
ALREADY MADE MY MONEY BACK. THIS HARDWARE IS FANTASTIC.
I
THIS HARDWARE IS FANTASTIC. I WOULD JUST FIX THE BOTTOM UP
AND
I WOULD JUST FIX THE BOTTOM UP AND I WOULD SELL IT.
PROBABLY
AND I WOULD SELL IT. PROBABLY 300 BUCKS.
[laughs]
SKILLS
[laughs] SKILLS RIGHT THERE.
THIS
SKILLS RIGHT THERE. THIS IS A NICE DRESSER TOO.
I'M
THIS IS A NICE DRESSER TOO. I'M JUST GONNA REPLACE IT WITH
ANOTHER
I'M JUST GONNA REPLACE IT WITH ANOTHER TOP.
PROBABLY
ANOTHER TOP. PROBABLY MAKE 400 BUCKS.
EVERYBODY
PROBABLY MAKE 400 BUCKS. EVERYBODY NEEDS A BOWLING BALL.
20
EVERYBODY NEEDS A BOWLING BALL. 20 BUCKS.
NOW,
20 BUCKS. NOW, THIS IS COOL!
THE
NOW, THIS IS COOL! THE HYPERLITE DESTROYER!
IT'S
IT'S A
IT'S A WAKEBOARD, RIGHT?
IT'S
IT'S A WAKEBOARD, RIGHT? IT'S COOL.
SO
IT'S A WAKEBOARD, RIGHT? IT'S COOL. SO I GUESS THESE CLIP ON RIGHT
HERE.
OH!
THEY
HERE. OH! THEY FIT PERFECTLY, ACTUALLY.
DO
OH! THEY FIT PERFECTLY, ACTUALLY. DO I LOOK LIKE A BADASS OR WHAT?
[laughs]
I'M
DO I LOOK LIKE A BADASS OR WHAT? [laughs] I'M GONNA FOR SURE HAVE TO GET
THIS
[laughs] I'M GONNA FOR SURE HAVE TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT.
ALL
I'M GONNA FOR SURE HAVE TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT. ALL RIGHT.
BACK
THIS CHECKED OUT. ALL RIGHT. BACK TO THE REST OF THIS LOCKER.
THIS
ALL RIGHT. BACK TO THE REST OF THIS LOCKER. THIS IS A WHOLE BOX OF CRAFTS!
MY
BACK TO THE REST OF THIS LOCKER. THIS IS A WHOLE BOX OF CRAFTS! MY GOD, THIS BOX IS, LIKE...
MAGIC.
[laughs]
WOW,
MAGIC. [laughs] WOW, IT'S SO HEAVY.
[laughs]
THAT
THAT WAS
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE, GUYS.
[laughs]
THE
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE, GUYS. [laughs] THE BOX OF CRAFTS BETTER BE
WORTH
[laughs] THE BOX OF CRAFTS BETTER BE WORTH IT.
SO...
OH,
SO... OH, MY GOD.
THERE'S
OH, MY GOD. THERE'S ABOUT--I WOULD SAY OVER
100
THERE'S ABOUT--I WOULD SAY OVER 100 OF THESE.
I
100 OF THESE. I CAN'T EVEN PUT A PRICE TAG ON
THIS
I CAN'T EVEN PUT A PRICE TAG ON THIS BECAUSE ALL THESE PAINTS
ARE
THIS BECAUSE ALL THESE PAINTS ARE COMING BACK WITH ME.
THE
ARE COMING BACK WITH ME. THE REST OF THIS STUFF OVER
HERE,
THE REST OF THIS STUFF OVER HERE, SCRAPYARD.
YOU
HERE, SCRAPYARD. YOU KNOW, I ROLLED SOLO, AND I
ACTUALLY
YOU KNOW, I ROLLED SOLO, AND I ACTUALLY DID REALLY GOOD.
[laughs]
I
[laughs] I TRIPLED MY MONEY, AND I STILL
HAVE
I TRIPLED MY MONEY, AND I STILL HAVE THIS COOL WAKEBOARD THINGIE
TO
HAVE THIS COOL WAKEBOARD THINGIE TO GO CHECK OUT.
TEAM
TEAM MARY
TEAM MARY IS OFF TO A GREAT
START.
I'M
TEAM MARY IS OFF TO A GREAT START. I'M GONNA START LOADING THIS
STUFF
START. I'M GONNA START LOADING THIS STUFF UP AND GET BACK TO THE
AUCTION
I'M GONNA START LOADING THIS STUFF UP AND GET BACK TO THE AUCTION BEFORE IT'S
>>
>> THESE
>> THESE ARE BOOTHS TO A
RESTAURANT.
>>
RESTAURANT. >> MAYBE WE CAN GET A NIGHTCLUB
GOING.
THISS
THISS JUST A WHOLE BUNCH OF
THE
THISS JUST A WHOLE BUNCH OF THE SAME.
WE
THISS JUST A WHOLE BUNCH OF THE SAME. WE ALREADY GOT OUR RESTAURANT
LOCKER.
>>
WE ALREADY GOT OUR RESTAURANT LOCKER. >> THESE ARE LIKE GIANT
HALF-CIRCLE
LOCKER. >> THESE ARE LIKE GIANT HALF-CIRCLE COUCH THINGS.
I
>> THESE ARE LIKE GIANT HALF-CIRCLE COUCH THINGS. I DON'T NEED THOSE BOOTHS.
DON'T
HALF-CIRCLE COUCH THINGS. I DON'T NEED THOSE BOOTHS. DON'T HAVE ANY ROOM FOR 'EM.
BUT
I DON'T NEED THOSE BOOTHS. DON'T HAVE ANY ROOM FOR 'EM. BUT RIP OFF ALL THAT FABRIC,
COVER,
DON'T HAVE ANY ROOM FOR 'EM. BUT RIP OFF ALL THAT FABRIC, COVER, LIKE, A MILLION CHAIRS.
>>
BUT RIP OFF ALL THAT FABRIC, COVER, LIKE, A MILLION CHAIRS. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE WHITE
THINGS
COVER, LIKE, A MILLION CHAIRS. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE WHITE THINGS ARE BACK THERE, BUT--
>>
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE WHITE THINGS ARE BACK THERE, BUT-- >> MARY, DO YOU WANT ME TO HOLD
YOU
THINGS ARE BACK THERE, BUT-- >> MARY, DO YOU WANT ME TO HOLD YOU UP?
>>
>> MARY, DO YOU WANT ME TO HOLD YOU UP? >> HEY!
>>
YOU UP? >> HEY! >> I'M SERIOUS.
>>
>> HEY! >> I'M SERIOUS. >> DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
>>
>> I'M SERIOUS. >> DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. >> HERE.
>>
>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. >> HERE. >> DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
[laughs]
ACTUALLY,
>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. [laughs] ACTUALLY, THAT DOES HELP.
>>
[laughs] ACTUALLY, THAT DOES HELP. >> TELL ME IF YOU SEE ANYTHING
BACK
ACTUALLY, THAT DOES HELP. >> TELL ME IF YOU SEE ANYTHING BACK THERE.
>>
>> TELL ME IF YOU SEE ANYTHING BACK THERE. >> STRONG.
[laughter]
>>
>> STRONG. [laughter] >> YOU'VE GOT, WHAT?
FOUR,
[laughter] >> YOU'VE GOT, WHAT? FOUR, FIVE, SIX BOOTH-TYPE
COUCHES.
THESE
FOUR, FIVE, SIX BOOTH-TYPE COUCHES. THESE BOOTHS ARE CUSTOM MADE,
AND
COUCHES. THESE BOOTHS ARE CUSTOM MADE, AND THAT AIN'T CHEAP.
THINK
THESE BOOTHS ARE CUSTOM MADE, AND THAT AIN'T CHEAP. THINK I'M GONNA WALK AWAY FROM
THAT?
I
THINK I'M GONNA WALK AWAY FROM THAT? I DON'T THINK SO.
I
THAT? I DON'T THINK SO. I KNOW YOU WANT THIS LOCKER.
>>
I DON'T THINK SO. I KNOW YOU WANT THIS LOCKER. >> YOU KNOW I WANT THIS LOCKER?
>>
I KNOW YOU WANT THIS LOCKER. >> YOU KNOW I WANT THIS LOCKER? >> I KNOW YOU WANT IT BAD.
>>
>> YOU KNOW I WANT THIS LOCKER? >> I KNOW YOU WANT IT BAD. >> IF I WANT THIS LOCKER, I WILL
GET
>> I KNOW YOU WANT IT BAD. >> IF I WANT THIS LOCKER, I WILL GET THIS
THERE'S
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH
HIM.
>>
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM. >> I JUST LOVE MAKING THEM GOOD
OL'
HIM. >> I JUST LOVE MAKING THEM GOOD OL' BOYS SQUIRM.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 25.
25.
GENTLEMEN, 25. 25. ANYBODY BID $50?
$50
25. ANYBODY BID $50? $50 THERE. NOW 75.
75
$50 THERE. NOW 75. 75 THERE. NOW WILL YOU GIVE 100?
>>
75 THERE. NOW WILL YOU GIVE 100? >> WALTER!
>>
>> WALTER! >> I GOT YOU. 100 NOW, AND 125.
125.
>> I GOT YOU. 100 NOW, AND 125. 125. NOW 150.
>>
125. NOW 150. >> WALTER!
>>
>> WALTER! >> THE BID NOW 150.
175,
>> THE BID NOW 150. 175, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
175
175, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 175 GOING ONCE, 175 GOING TWICE.
I
175 GOING ONCE, 175 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT, $150 RIGHT HERE.
$150.
>>
$150. >> GOOD JOB, GOVERNOR.
THAT'S
>> GOOD JOB, GOVERNOR. THAT'S THE BUY OF THE DAY, MAN,
IF
THAT'S THE BUY OF THE DAY, MAN, IF YOU'RE COLLECTING [bleep].
>>
>> YOU
>> YOU WANT ME TO GO OUTSIDE AND
COME
>> YOU WANT ME TO GO OUTSIDE AND COME BACK IN, MAYBE WE START
MESSING
>> YOU WANT ME TO GO OUTSIDE AND COME BACK IN, MAYBE WE START MESSING AROUND?
>>
COME BACK IN, MAYBE WE START MESSING AROUND? >> [laughs]
I
MESSING AROUND? >> [laughs] I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE SAID, BUT
SURE.
>>
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE SAID, BUT SURE. >> THE BIG FELLA CAN MAKE FUN OF
ME
SURE. >> THE BIG FELLA CAN MAKE FUN OF ME ALL HE WANTS.
I'M
>> THE BIG FELLA CAN MAKE FUN OF ME ALL HE WANTS. I'M GONNA MAKE AT LEAST A BAG OF
SAND.
THAT'S
I'M GONNA MAKE AT LEAST A BAG OF SAND. THAT'S A GRAND.
>>
SAND. THAT'S A GRAND. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
THAT'S A GRAND. >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING
OUT
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TODAY.
UNTIL
GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TODAY. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN!
>>
OUT TODAY. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN! >> I'M KIND OF BUMMED THAT I
DIDN'T
UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAMMER DOWN! >> I'M KIND OF BUMMED THAT I DIDN'T GET A LOCKER.
OH,
>> I'M KIND OF BUMMED THAT I DIDN'T GET A LOCKER. OH, I JUST CAN'T STOP THINKING
ABOUT
DIDN'T GET A LOCKER. OH, I JUST CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT FRENCH PROVINCIAL
DRESSER.
>>
ABOUT THAT FRENCH PROVINCIAL DRESSER. >> JENNY!
>> C'EST
DRESSER. >> JENNY! >> C'EST LA VIE.
>>
>> JENNY! >> C'EST LA VIE. >> LET'S GO SEE HOW MUCH MONEY
WE
>> C'EST LA VIE. >> LET'S GO SEE HOW MUCH MONEY WE MADE.
>>
>> LET'S GO SEE HOW MUCH MONEY WE MADE. >> WE BOUGHT A LOCKER FOR
$1,250.
IT
>> WE BOUGHT A LOCKER FOR $1,250. IT APPEARS TO BE JUST CRAMMED
FULL
$1,250. IT APPEARS TO BE JUST CRAMMED FULL OF COMMERCIAL-GRADE KITCHEN
EQUIPMENT.
>>
>> LET'S
>> LET'S PULL THAT OUT.
>>
>> LET'S PULL THAT OUT. >> THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE IN
PRETTY
>> THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE, BUBBA.
>>
PRETTY GOOD SHAPE, BUBBA. >> THERE'S LIKE A WHOLE P.A.
SYSTEM
>> THERE'S LIKE A WHOLE P.A. SYSTEM IN IT.
>>
SYSTEM IN IT. >> YEAH, IT IS.
>>
>> YEAH, IT IS. >> WHAT'D WE GIVE FOR THE UNIT?
1,250?
>>
1,250? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,200 BUCKS RIGHT THERE.
>>
>> 1,200 BUCKS RIGHT THERE. >> HERE'S SOME FLOORING,
BRAND-NEW.
>>
BRAND-NEW. >> THAT'S NOT FLOORING.
>>
>> THAT'S NOT FLOORING. >> IT'S NOT? WHAT IS IT?
>>
>> IT'S NOT? WHAT IS IT? >> THAT'S A WALL MOUNT FOR A
FLAT-SCREEN
>> THAT'S A WALL MOUNT FOR A FLAT-SCREEN TV.
>>
FLAT-SCREEN TV. >> HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
>>
>> HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. >> YEAH, THESE ARE ABOUT 75
APIECE.
LET'S
APIECE. LET'S GET THIS BIG BAD BOY OUT
OF
LET'S GET THIS BIG BAD BOY OUT OF HERE.
BOY,
OF HERE. BOY, YOU COULD HOOK UP A WHOLE
BAND,
BOY, YOU COULD HOOK UP A WHOLE BAND, GET THE WHOLE CREW
ONSTAGE.
100
ONSTAGE. 100 BUCKS, AT LEAST.
>>
100 BUCKS, AT LEAST. >> MAN, THIS IS GOOD, RIGHT
HERE.
DO
HERE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S GOOD
FOR?
>>
FOR? >> SOME CATFISH.
>>
>> SOME CATFISH. >> YEAH, MAN.
>>
>> YEAH, MAN. >> YOU ASKED THE BIG GUY IF HE
KNOWS
>> YOU ASKED THE BIG GUY IF HE KNOWS WHAT THAT'S FOR.
>>
KNOWS WHAT THAT'S FOR. >> YEAH.
THAT'S
>> YEAH. THAT'S AN EXPENSIVE LITTLE POT.
>>
THAT'S AN EXPENSIVE LITTLE POT. >> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS FOR,
RIGHT?
>>
RIGHT? >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> STICK YOUR ONIONS.
>>
>> STICK YOUR ONIONS. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> IT'S ALL RESTAURANT-QUALITY
STUFF,
>> IT'S ALL RESTAURANT-QUALITY STUFF, SO...
>>
STUFF, SO... >> 50 BUCKS, RIGHT THERE.
>>
>> 50 BUCKS, RIGHT THERE. >> THESE ARE LIKE THE, UH,
BATHROOM
>> THESE ARE LIKE THE, UH, BATHROOM SOAP DISPENSERS.
>>
BATHROOM SOAP DISPENSERS. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> THESE ARE PROBABLY 20 BUCKS
APIECE.
>>
APIECE. >> HOW MANY WE GOT?
>>
>> HOW MANY WE GOT? >> UH, SIX.
>>
>> UH, SIX. >> THESE ARE CARPET SQUARES.
>>
>> THESE ARE CARPET SQUARES. >> PEEL AND PUT DOWN CARPET
PIECES.
>>
PIECES. >> PEEL AND STICK!
>>
>> PEEL AND STICK! >> HOW MANY WE GOT THERE? 40?
10
>> HOW MANY WE GOT THERE? 40? 10 BUCKS A SQUARE.
>>
10 BUCKS A SQUARE. >> HERE ARE SOME MORE OF THEM
HAND
>> HERE ARE SOME MORE OF THEM HAND SOAP THINGS.
>>
HAND SOAP THINGS. >> ANOTHER SIX.
>>
>> ANOTHER SIX. >> DEEP FRYER, 400 BUCKS.
PEOPLE
>> DEEP FRYER, 400 BUCKS. PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR
THESE,
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THESE, ESPECIALLY LIKE BARS
THAT
THESE, ESPECIALLY LIKE BARS THAT SERVE A LITTLE BIT OF FOOD,
YOU
THAT SERVE A LITTLE BIT OF FOOD, YOU KNOW, BUB?
I'D
YOU KNOW, BUB? I'D GUESS 500 APIECE.
>>
I'D GUESS 500 APIECE. >> YOU KNOW WHERE I SEE THESE A
LOT
>> YOU KNOW WHERE I SEE THESE A LOT AT?
IN
LOT AT? IN STRIP BARS.
>>
IN STRIP BARS. >> I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
>>
>> I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. >> THEY SUCK YOU IN WITH THE
99¢
>> THEY SUCK YOU IN WITH THE 99¢ LUNCH.
>>
99¢ LUNCH. >> YEAH?
>>
>> YEAH? >> AND THEN THEY--THE GIRLS ON
THE
>> AND THEN THEY--THE GIRLS ON THE POLE TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY.
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> THOSE PREP TABLES ARE--
THEY'RE
>> THOSE PREP TABLES ARE-- THEY'RE 400 BUCKS.
ANOTHER
THEY'RE 400 BUCKS. ANOTHER PREP TABLE, 400 BUCKS.
>>
ANOTHER PREP TABLE, 400 BUCKS. >> THESE ARE KITCHEN SHELVES TO
PUT
>> THESE ARE KITCHEN SHELVES TO PUT YOUR POTS AND PANS ON.
>>
PUT YOUR POTS AND PANS ON. >> THAT'S $300 RIGHT THERE,
BUBBA.
>>
BUBBA. >> AND HERE'S A SHELF TO GO IN
THE
>> AND HERE'S A SHELF TO GO IN THE KITCHEN.
ONE,
THE KITCHEN. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.
THOSE
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE. THOSE ARE PROBABLY ANOTHER 50
BUCKS
THOSE ARE PROBABLY ANOTHER 50 BUCKS EACH.
OH,
BUCKS EACH. OH, HELL, WE GOT ONE, TWO,
THREE,
OH, HELL, WE GOT ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE TABLES.
50
THREE, FOUR, FIVE TABLES. 50 BUCKS APIECE.
>>
50 BUCKS APIECE. >> OH, YEAH.
>>
>> OH, YEAH. >> THAT'S IT.
WE
WE MADE
WE MADE A
WE MADE A HUGE PROFIT ON THIS
LOCKER,
WE MADE A HUGE PROFIT ON THIS LOCKER, BUT MOVING ALL THIS
KITCHEN
WE MADE A HUGE PROFIT ON THIS LOCKER, BUT MOVING ALL THIS KITCHEN EQUIPMENT HAS KIND OF
GOT
LOCKER, BUT MOVING ALL THIS KITCHEN EQUIPMENT HAS KIND OF GOT MY TUMMY RUMBLING.
I'M
KITCHEN EQUIPMENT HAS KIND OF GOT MY TUMMY RUMBLING. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, STRIP CLUB
BUFFET.
[laughs]
>>
BUFFET. [laughs] >> PAYS TO KNOW WHAT YOU DO.
OKAY.
>>
>> PAYS TO KNOW WHAT YOU DO. OKAY. >> YEE-HAW!
LET'S
OKAY. >> YEE-HAW! LET'S GET BUSY.
I'M
>> YEE-HAW! LET'S GET BUSY. I'M BACK AT THE LOCKER I BOUGHT
FOR
LET'S GET BUSY. I'M BACK AT THE LOCKER I BOUGHT FOR $150, AND IT'S LOADED WITH
RESTAURANT-STYLE
I'M BACK AT THE LOCKER I BOUGHT FOR $150, AND IT'S LOADED WITH RESTAURANT-STYLE BOOTHS, AND I'M
PREPARED
FOR $150, AND IT'S LOADED WITH RESTAURANT-STYLE BOOTHS, AND I'M PREPARED TO BET YOU A MONKEY--A
REAL
RESTAURANT-STYLE BOOTHS, AND I'M PREPARED TO BET YOU A MONKEY--A REAL MONKEY--THAT THERE'S MORE
GOOD
PREPARED TO BET YOU A MONKEY--A REAL MONKEY--THAT THERE'S MORE GOOD QUALITY RESTAURANT ITEMS IN
THERE
REAL MONKEY--THAT THERE'S MORE GOOD QUALITY RESTAURANT ITEMS IN THERE AS WELL.
IT
IT LOOKS
IT LOOKS GOOD, BUT I'VE GOT TO
START
IT LOOKS GOOD, BUT I'VE GOT TO START DIGGING.
THIS
START DIGGING. THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE
REASONS
THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I BOUGHT THIS
LOCKER--TWO
REASONS WHY I BOUGHT THIS LOCKER--TWO GOOD QUALITY,
COMMERCIAL-GRADE
LOCKER--TWO GOOD QUALITY, COMMERCIAL-GRADE WAFFLE IRONS.
I
COMMERCIAL-GRADE WAFFLE IRONS. I KNOW I'M GONNA GET A
BULL'S-EYE
I KNOW I'M GONNA GET A BULL'S-EYE APIECE FOR 'EM.
$100
BULL'S-EYE APIECE FOR 'EM. $100 BILL.
I
$100 BILL. I AM GETTING VERY EXCITED RIGHT
NOW.
THESE
NOW. THESE ARE SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT.
YOU
THESE ARE SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT. YOU DON'T SEE THESE EVERY DAY.
THEY'RE
YOU DON'T SEE THESE EVERY DAY. THEY'RE HUGE. THEY'RE MASSIVE.
ONCE
THEY'RE HUGE. THEY'RE MASSIVE. ONCE I GET IT OUT HERE, I'M
GONNA
ONCE I GET IT OUT HERE, I'M GONNA BE TIP-TOP.
COME
GONNA BE TIP-TOP. COME TO DADDY.
OH,
COME TO DADDY. OH, YES.
GET
OH, YES. GET THE OTHER ONE OUT.
GET
GET THE OTHER ONE OUT. GET IT OUT THERE.
AND
GET IT OUT THERE. AND NOW WE HAVE GOT ONE COMPLETE
BOOTH.
ALL
BOOTH. ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT THE OTHER
SEAT.
YEAH,
SEAT. YEAH, SO THIS IS DEFINITELY TWO
MONKEYS.
A
MONKEYS. A BAG OF SAND.
I'VE
A BAG OF SAND. I'VE OBVIOUSLY GOT SOME MORE
BOOTHS
I'VE OBVIOUSLY GOT SOME MORE BOOTHS IN HERE AND--WHAT THE
WHAT
WHAT IS
WHAT IS THIS?
VERY,
WHAT IS THIS? VERY, VERY HEAVY, WHATEVER IT
IS.
LET'S
VERY, VERY HEAVY, WHATEVER IT IS. LET'S BRING IT RIGHT OUT HERE.
LET'S
IS. LET'S BRING IT RIGHT OUT HERE. LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.
CHECK
LET'S BRING IT RIGHT OUT HERE. LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THIS. CHECK THIS OUT!
HEY!
WHY,
CHECK THIS OUT! HEY! WHY, YOU BEAUTY! MM-HMM!
I
HEY! WHY, YOU BEAUTY! MM-HMM! I THINK IT'S A PRESS OF SOME
KIND.
I'VE
I THINK IT'S A PRESS OF SOME KIND. I'VE GOT A LITTLE HOSE IN THE
BACK
KIND. I'VE GOT A LITTLE HOSE IN THE BACK HERE.
SOME--OH,
I'VE GOT A LITTLE HOSE IN THE BACK HERE. SOME--OH, DIFFERENT FITTINGS,
DIFFERENT
BACK HERE. SOME--OH, DIFFERENT FITTINGS, DIFFERENT SIZES, YEP.
IT'S
SOME--OH, DIFFERENT FITTINGS, DIFFERENT SIZES, YEP. IT'S DEFINITELY FOR PRESSING,
AND
DIFFERENT SIZES, YEP. IT'S DEFINITELY FOR PRESSING, AND I'M GONNA GUESS THAT IT'S
SAUSAGE.
THIS
AND I'M GONNA GUESS THAT IT'S SAUSAGE. THIS IS WHERE YOUR SAUSAGE COMES
OUT.
ANYWAY,
THIS IS WHERE YOUR SAUSAGE COMES OUT. ANYWAY, I'VE GOT TO GET IT
LOOKED
OUT. ANYWAY, I'VE GOT TO GET IT LOOKED AT.
WELL,
ANYWAY, I'VE GOT TO GET IT LOOKED AT. WELL, WHOOPIE-DOO, LOOK AT THAT.
IT'S
LOOKED AT. WELL, WHOOPIE-DOO, LOOK AT THAT. IT'S FRICKIN' HAUNTED.
IT'S
IT'S THE
IT'S THE HAUNTED SAUSAGE-MAKER.
LET'S
IT'S THE HAUNTED SAUSAGE-MAKER. LET'S GET THIS.
PUT
LET'S GET THIS. PUT THAT ASIDE.
THIS
PUT THAT ASIDE. THIS IS NICE.
I'M
THIS IS NICE. I'M LIKING THIS.
I'VE
I'M LIKING THIS. I'VE GOT A CARPET RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S
I'VE GOT A CARPET RIGHT THERE. THAT'S $300.
LET
THAT'S $300. LET ME HAUL THIS ONE OUT.
I'M
LET ME HAUL THIS ONE OUT. I'M GONNA TRY AND TURN IT OVER.
IT'S
I'M GONNA TRY AND TURN IT OVER. IT'S GOT NO RIPS ON THE FRONT,
IT'S
IT'S GOT NO RIPS ON THE FRONT, IT'S GOT NO MARKS ON THE FRONT.
I'VE
IT'S GOT NO MARKS ON THE FRONT. I'VE DEFINITELY GOT A CARPET
RIGHT
I'VE DEFINITELY GOT A CARPET RIGHT THERE.
NOW
RIGHT THERE. NOW THIS IS INTERESTING, THIS
NEXT
NOW THIS IS INTERESTING, THIS NEXT PIECE.
I'M
NEXT PIECE. I'M LOOKING AT IT.
IT'S
I'M LOOKING AT IT. IT'S A BOOTH, AND IT'S HUGE.
LET'S
IT'S A BOOTH, AND IT'S HUGE. LET'S SET THIS UP NOW AND TAKE A
LOOK
LET'S SET THIS UP NOW AND TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
OH,
LOOK AT IT. OH, YEAH, THIS IS A BAG OF SAND.
A
OH, YEAH, THIS IS A BAG OF SAND. A GRAND--A BAG OF SAND, ALL
DAY
A GRAND--A BAG OF SAND, ALL DAY LONG.
I
I KNEW
I KNEW I'D CLEAN UP WITH THIS
LOCKER,
I KNEW I'D CLEAN UP WITH THIS LOCKER, AND NOW I'VE GOT TO GET
THIS
I KNEW I'D CLEAN UP WITH THIS LOCKER, AND NOW I'VE GOT TO GET THIS SAUSAGE PRESS CHECKED OUT,
AND
LOCKER, AND NOW I'VE GOT TO GET THIS SAUSAGE PRESS CHECKED OUT, AND THEN, I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M
GONNA
THIS SAUSAGE PRESS CHECKED OUT, AND THEN, I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA GET THAT MONSTROSITY OF A
BOOTH
AND THEN, I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA GET THAT MONSTROSITY OF A BOOTH IN THE BACK OF THE
TRAILER.
KEEP
BOOTH IN THE BACK OF THE TRAILER. KEEP TURNING IT, KEEP TURNING
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M AT
>> I'M AT THE WAKESPORT RANCH TO
GO
>> I'M AT THE WAKESPORT RANCH TO GO GET THIS BOARD I FOUND
CHECKED
GO GET THIS BOARD I FOUND CHECKED OUT.
BUT
BUT THERE'S ONE PROBLEM.
IT'S
BUT THERE'S ONE PROBLEM. IT'S THE FRICKING COLDEST DAY OF
THE
BUT THERE'S ONE PROBLEM. IT'S THE FRICKING COLDEST DAY OF THE YEAR.
I'M
IT'S THE FRICKING COLDEST DAY OF THE YEAR. I'M MARY.
>>
THE YEAR. I'M MARY. >> I'M JEFF.
>>
I'M MARY. >> I'M JEFF. >> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>>
>> I'M JEFF. >> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> WELCOME TO WAKESPORT RANCH.
SO
>> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> WELCOME TO WAKESPORT RANCH. SO THIS IS WHAT YOU GOT.
>>
>> WELCOME TO WAKESPORT RANCH. SO THIS IS WHAT YOU GOT. >> DESTROYER.
>>
SO THIS IS WHAT YOU GOT. >> DESTROYER. >> YEAH.
>>
>> DESTROYER. >> YEAH. >> SO, WHAT IS IT, A WAKEBOARD?
>>
>> YEAH. >> SO, WHAT IS IT, A WAKEBOARD? >> IT'S A WAKEBOARD.
>>
>> SO, WHAT IS IT, A WAKEBOARD? >> IT'S A WAKEBOARD. >> SO, WAKEBOARDING IS LIKE--
IS
>> IT'S A WAKEBOARD. >> SO, WAKEBOARDING IS LIKE-- IS IT, LIKE, COOL, LIKE, YEAH,
MAN?
>>
IS IT, LIKE, COOL, LIKE, YEAH, MAN? >> YEAH, IT'S DEFINITELY THAT
LIFESTYLE.
YOU
>> YEAH, IT'S DEFINITELY THAT LIFESTYLE. YOU KNOW, THERE'S A BIG
LIFESTYLE
LIFESTYLE. YOU KNOW, THERE'S A BIG LIFESTYLE PART OF THE SPORT AS
WELL
YOU KNOW, THERE'S A BIG LIFESTYLE PART OF THE SPORT AS WELL AS THE FUN PART.
>>
LIFESTYLE PART OF THE SPORT AS WELL AS THE FUN PART. >> LIKE, BRAH!
>>
WELL AS THE FUN PART. >> LIKE, BRAH! >> YEAH, WE'VE GOT THOSE PEOPLE.
>>
>> LIKE, BRAH! >> YEAH, WE'VE GOT THOSE PEOPLE. >> DO YOU SAY "BRO" OR "BRAH"?
>>
>> YEAH, WE'VE GOT THOSE PEOPLE. >> DO YOU SAY "BRO" OR "BRAH"? >> I SAY "BRO."
>>
>> DO YOU SAY "BRO" OR "BRAH"? >> I SAY "BRO." >> I SAY "BRAH."
LET'S
>> I SAY "BRO." >> I SAY "BRAH." LET'S GO RIDE THE WAVES, EAT
SOME
>> I SAY "BRAH." LET'S GO RIDE THE WAVES, EAT SOME TACOS, AND HAVE, LIKE, THE
GNARLIEST
LET'S GO RIDE THE WAVES, EAT SOME TACOS, AND HAVE, LIKE, THE GNARLIEST DAY EVER.
I
SOME TACOS, AND HAVE, LIKE, THE GNARLIEST DAY EVER. I MEAN, IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD,
RIGHT?
>>
I MEAN, IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT? >> YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S
BARELY
RIGHT? >> YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S BARELY BEEN USED.
A
>> YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S BARELY BEEN USED. A COUPLE LITTLE CHIPS IN THE
EDGE,
BARELY BEEN USED. A COUPLE LITTLE CHIPS IN THE EDGE, HERE AND THERE.
IT'S
A COUPLE LITTLE CHIPS IN THE EDGE, HERE AND THERE. IT'S GOT THE EASY CONNECTS, YOU
KNOW,
EDGE, HERE AND THERE. IT'S GOT THE EASY CONNECTS, YOU KNOW, TO CHANGE THE STANCE ON
THE
IT'S GOT THE EASY CONNECTS, YOU KNOW, TO CHANGE THE STANCE ON THE BOARD.
>>
>> SO,
>> SO, HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK I
CAN
>> SO, HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK I CAN POCKET FOR THAT, BRAH?
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> WELL, IT IS LAST YEAR'S
MODEL.
AND
MODEL. AND I WOULD ESTIMATE IT AT...
$250.
YOU
$250. YOU SCORED.
>>
YOU SCORED. >> BIG TIME, BRAH.
>>
>> BIG TIME, BRAH. >> WHOO!
>>
>> AND
>> AND I
>> AND I FREAKING KILLED IT!
>>
>> AND I FREAKING KILLED IT! >> SO, YOU WANT TO GIVE IT A
TRY?
>>
>> SO, YOU WANT TO GIVE IT A TRY? >> I GUESS.
GIVE
TRY? >> I GUESS. GIVE ME A WETSUIT.
>>
>> I GUESS. GIVE ME A WETSUIT. >> READY?
>>
GIVE ME A WETSUIT. >> READY? >> YEAH!
AH-OOH!
ALL
>> YEAH! AH-OOH! ALL RIGHT, KEEP GOING.
>>
>> AAH!
OH.
FIRST
OH. FIRST TIME WAKEBOARDING, NOT TOO
SHABBY.
>>
SHABBY. >> SEE, THE WATER'S NOT THAT
BAD,
>> SEE, THE WATER'S NOT THAT BAD, IS IT?
>>
BAD, IS IT? >> [bleep].
>>
>> [bleep]. >> [laughs]
YEAH!
>>
YEAH! >> OOH!
>>
YEAH! >> OOH! >> HIGH-FIVE.
>>
>> OOH! >> HIGH-FIVE. >> THANKS,
>>
>> WISH
>> WISH ME LUCK.
I'M
>> WISH ME LUCK. I'M GOING IN.
I'M
>> WISH ME LUCK. I'M GOING IN. I'M TAKING WHAT I THINK IS A
SAUSAGE
I'M GOING IN. I'M TAKING WHAT I THINK IS A SAUSAGE PRESS TO RUDOLPH'S MEAT
MARKET.
THEY'VE
SAUSAGE PRESS TO RUDOLPH'S MEAT MARKET. THEY'VE BEEN AROUND SINCE THE
1800s.
IF
THEY'VE BEEN AROUND SINCE THE 1800s. IF ANYBODY'S GOT A GRIP ON THEIR
SAUSAGE,
1800s. IF ANYBODY'S GOT A GRIP ON THEIR SAUSAGE, IT'S THESE
HEY,
HEY, I
HEY, I WAS LOOKING FOR BRANDON.
>>
HEY, I WAS LOOKING FOR BRANDON. >> YOU FOUND ME.
>>
HEY, I WAS LOOKING FOR BRANDON. >> YOU FOUND ME. >> I FOUND THIS IN A STORAGE
LOCKER.
IS
>> I FOUND THIS IN A STORAGE LOCKER. IS IT A SAUSAGE MACHINE?
>>
LOCKER. IS IT A SAUSAGE MACHINE? >> IT IS.
IT'S
IS IT A SAUSAGE MACHINE? >> IT IS. IT'S A HAND-CRANK SAUSAGE
STUFFER.
THIS
IT'S A HAND-CRANK SAUSAGE STUFFER. THIS STYLE HAS BEEN AROUND FOR
HUNDREDS
STUFFER. THIS STYLE HAS BEEN AROUND FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS.
PEOPLE
THIS STYLE HAS BEEN AROUND FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS. PEOPLE STILL USE 'EM JUST 'CAUSE
THEY'RE
HUNDREDS OF YEARS. PEOPLE STILL USE 'EM JUST 'CAUSE THEY'RE HANDY.
THEY
PEOPLE STILL USE 'EM JUST 'CAUSE THEY'RE HANDY. THEY CAN MOVE 'EM.
DON'T
THEY'RE HANDY. THEY CAN MOVE 'EM. DON'T NEED ELECTRICITY.
YOU
THEY CAN MOVE 'EM. DON'T NEED ELECTRICITY. YOU WOULD PROBABLY SEE THIS IN A
NICE
DON'T NEED ELECTRICITY. YOU WOULD PROBABLY SEE THIS IN A NICE ITALIAN RESTAURANT.
THESE
YOU WOULD PROBABLY SEE THIS IN A NICE ITALIAN RESTAURANT. THESE ARE DIFFERENT SIZE
STUFFING
NICE ITALIAN RESTAURANT. THESE ARE DIFFERENT SIZE STUFFING HORNS.
ATTACH
THESE ARE DIFFERENT SIZE STUFFING HORNS. ATTACH WHATEVER SIZE HORN YOU
NEED,
STUFFING HORNS. ATTACH WHATEVER SIZE HORN YOU NEED, AND THEN FILL THIS WITH
YOUR
ATTACH WHATEVER SIZE HORN YOU NEED, AND THEN FILL THIS WITH YOUR MEAT.
>>
NEED, AND THEN FILL THIS WITH YOUR MEAT. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
YOUR MEAT. >> ALL RIGHT. >> GO TO CRANKIN', AND IT'LL ALL
COME
>> ALL RIGHT. >> GO TO CRANKIN', AND IT'LL ALL COME OUT THE BOTTOM HERE.
>>
>> GO TO CRANKIN', AND IT'LL ALL COME OUT THE BOTTOM HERE. >> WHAT'S THE STANDARD SIZE?
>>
COME OUT THE BOTTOM HERE. >> WHAT'S THE STANDARD SIZE? >> OH, IT ALL DEPENDS.
HOT
>> WHAT'S THE STANDARD SIZE? >> OH, IT ALL DEPENDS. HOT DOGS...
>>
>> OH, IT ALL DEPENDS. HOT DOGS... >> 6 INCHES?
>>
HOT DOGS... >> 6 INCHES? >> YEAH, YOU KNOW.
>>
>> 6 INCHES? >> YEAH, YOU KNOW. >> 8 INCHES?
>>
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW. >> 8 INCHES? >> YEAH.
SOME
>> 8 INCHES? >> YEAH. SOME PEOPLE LIKE IT EVEN BIGGER.
>>
>> YEAH. SOME PEOPLE LIKE IT EVEN BIGGER. >> WELL, I SUPPOSE.
[laughs]
HEY,
>> WELL, I SUPPOSE. [laughs] HEY, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT,
RIGHT?
>>
HEY, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT, RIGHT? >> THAT'S RIGHT.
>>
RIGHT? >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> YEAH.
>>
>> THAT'S RIGHT. >> YEAH. >> WELL, IF YOU WANT, WE COULD
GET
>> YEAH. >> WELL, IF YOU WANT, WE COULD GET SOME CASINGS, PUT SOME MEAT
IN
>> WELL, IF YOU WANT, WE COULD GET SOME CASINGS, PUT SOME MEAT IN IT, SEE IF IT WORKS.
>>
GET SOME CASINGS, PUT SOME MEAT IN IT, SEE IF IT WORKS. >> I'M READY.
>>
IN IT, SEE IF IT WORKS. >> I'M READY. >> ALL RIGHT.
DAVID,
>> I'M READY. >> ALL RIGHT. DAVID, THIS SAUSAGE HERE HAS
ALREADY
>> ALL RIGHT. DAVID, THIS SAUSAGE HERE HAS ALREADY BEEN GROUND.
WE
DAVID, THIS SAUSAGE HERE HAS ALREADY BEEN GROUND. WE WOULD NEED TO JUST THROW IT
INTO
ALREADY BEEN GROUND. WE WOULD NEED TO JUST THROW IT INTO YOUR CYLINDER AND SEE IF IT
WORKS.
WE'LL
INTO YOUR CYLINDER AND SEE IF IT WORKS. WE'LL NEED TO GET OUR SAUSAGE
CASINGS
WORKS. WE'LL NEED TO GET OUR SAUSAGE CASINGS ON THERE.
>>
WE'LL NEED TO GET OUR SAUSAGE CASINGS ON THERE. >> SLIDE IT ON THERE.
>>
CASINGS ON THERE. >> SLIDE IT ON THERE. >> SLIDE IT ON THE HORN.
>>
>> SLIDE IT ON THERE. >> SLIDE IT ON THE HORN. >> JUST SLIDE IT ON LIGHTLY,
YEAH?
>>
>> JUST SLIDE IT ON LIGHTLY, YEAH? >> KEEP SLIDING IT ON.
KEEP
YEAH? >> KEEP SLIDING IT ON. KEEP WORKING IT ON THERE.
>>
>> KEEP SLIDING IT ON. KEEP WORKING IT ON THERE. >> I SHOULD BE GOOD AT THAT.
>>
KEEP WORKING IT ON THERE. >> I SHOULD BE GOOD AT THAT. >> AND, UH, LET'S HOPEFULLY, UH,
SEE
>> I SHOULD BE GOOD AT THAT. >> AND, UH, LET'S HOPEFULLY, UH, SEE IF IT WORKS HERE.
THERE
>> AND, UH, LET'S HOPEFULLY, UH, SEE IF IT WORKS HERE. THERE YOU GO.
IT
SEE IF IT WORKS HERE. THERE YOU GO. IT LOOKS LIKE IT WORKS JUST
FINE.
AND
IT LOOKS LIKE IT WORKS JUST FINE. AND SO, THEN YOU JUST WANT TO
FEED
FINE. AND SO, THEN YOU JUST WANT TO FEED IT ON OUT.
AND
AND SO, THEN YOU JUST WANT TO FEED IT ON OUT. AND THEN, TWIST THE LINKS IN ANY
SIZE
FEED IT ON OUT. AND THEN, TWIST THE LINKS IN ANY SIZE YOU LIKE.
>>
AND THEN, TWIST THE LINKS IN ANY SIZE YOU LIKE. >> CAN I TRY?
>>
SIZE YOU LIKE. >> CAN I TRY? >> SURE.
>>
>> CAN I TRY? >> SURE. >> I'M JUST CRANKING IT OUT.
OH,
>> SURE. >> I'M JUST CRANKING IT OUT. OH, LOOK AT THIS.
>>
>> I'M JUST CRANKING IT OUT. OH, LOOK AT THIS. >> YOU'RE A NATURAL.
>>
OH, LOOK AT THIS. >> YOU'RE A NATURAL. >> OH, NO.
WHAT
>> YOU'RE A NATURAL. >> OH, NO. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
I
>> OH, NO. WHAT DID I DO WRONG? I BROKE ME SAUSAGE!
>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, YOU WERE GOING A LITTLE
FAST
>> WELL, YOU WERE GOING A LITTLE FAST FOR YOUR FIRST TIME, BUD.
>>
FAST FOR YOUR FIRST TIME, BUD. >> SO, TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU
THINK
>> SO, TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS THING'S WORTH?
>>
THINK THIS THING'S WORTH? >> WELL, IN THE CONDITION THAT
IT'S
>> WELL, IN THE CONDITION THAT IT'S IN, I DON'T SEE WHY YOU
COULDN'T
IT'S IN, I DON'T SEE WHY YOU COULDN'T GET...
1,100
COULDN'T GET... 1,100 BUCKS.
>>
1,100 BUCKS. >> THAT'S A BAG OF SAND AND A
BUCKET
>> THAT'S A BAG OF SAND AND A BUCKET OF SAUSAGE, ALL IN ONE.
YOU'RE
BUCKET OF SAUSAGE, ALL IN ONE. YOU'RE THE MAN.
>>
YOU'RE THE MAN. >> THANK YOU, BUDDY.
>>
>> THANK YOU, BUDDY. >> IT JUST GOES TO SHOW, WHEN IT
COMES
>> IT JUST GOES TO SHOW, WHEN IT COMES TO SAUSAGES, I'M A REAL
>>
>> narrator: THE DYNAMOS OF
DESOTO
>> narrator: THE DYNAMOS OF DESOTO WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, WHO
SERVED
DESOTO WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, WHO SERVED UP A TASTY $3,890 PROFIT
WITH
SERVED UP A TASTY $3,890 PROFIT WITH THEIR RESTAURANT SUPPLY
LOCKER.
A
LOCKER. A CLOSE SECOND WAS DAVID KAY,
WHOSE
A CLOSE SECOND WAS DAVID KAY, WHOSE SAUSAGE MAKER SQUEEZED OUT
3,650
WHOSE SAUSAGE MAKER SQUEEZED OUT 3,650 BUCKS.
MARY
3,650 BUCKS. MARY PADIAN MADE $1,070 WITH HER
BITCHIN'
MARY PADIAN MADE $1,070 WITH HER BITCHIN' WAKEBOARD, BRO, WHILE
JENNY
BITCHIN' WAKEBOARD, BRO, WHILE JENNY LEFT WITH NOTHING BUT THE
VOICES
JENNY LEFT WITH NOTHING BUT THE VOICES IN HER HEAD.
>>
VOICES IN HER HEAD. >> [echoing] JENNY!
>>
>> [echoing] JENNY! >> HAVE YOU BEEN PRACTICING ON
YOUR
>> HAVE YOU BEEN PRACTICING ON YOUR BIDS?
>>
YOUR BIDS? >> I MEAN, UH...
>>
>> I MEAN, UH... >> LET'S HAVE A LITTLE PRACTICE.
>>
>> LET'S HAVE A LITTLE PRACTICE. >> IT'S JUST SO AWKWARD.
I
>> IT'S JUST SO AWKWARD. I MEAN, I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S SO
UGLY.
>>
UGLY. >> IT'S SO UGLY TO BID?
>>
>> IT'S SO UGLY TO BID? >> YEAH, LIKE, "HUH-YAGH!"
>>
>> YEAH, LIKE, "HUH-YAGH!" >> JUST GO LIKE THIS.
>>
>> JUST GO LIKE THIS. >> WELL, YEAH, THAT'S--
>>
>> WELL, YEAH, THAT'S-- >> "HYUH!"
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> WELL, IT'S NOT NINJA CLASS.
JUST
>> WELL, IT'S NOT NINJA CLASS. JUST GO LIKE THIS.
"YEP."
>>
"YEP." >> GONNA KICK YOUR ASS.
ALL
>> GONNA KICK YOUR ASS. ALL OF A SUDDEN, PUHHTT!
>>
ALL OF A SUDDEN, PUHHTT! >> [laughs] HEY!
>>
>> [laughs] HEY! >> HOY-YAH!
>>
>> HOY-YAH! >> ALL RIGHT.
JUST
>> ALL RIGHT. JUST KEEP KNEES AWAY