>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050. >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050. >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
[motorcycle
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... [motorcycle revs]
>>
>> narrator: COMING UP... [motorcycle revs] >> OH, NO WAY!
>>
[motorcycle revs] >> OH, NO WAY! >> THEY'RE ON MY TURF TODAY.
>>
>> OH, NO WAY! >> THEY'RE ON MY TURF TODAY. >> WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING
HERE?
>>
>> WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING HERE? >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S GONNA
BE
HERE? >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S GONNA BE A SHOW TODAY.
>>
>> I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S GONNA BE A SHOW TODAY. >> OH, YOU THINK?
>>
BE A SHOW TODAY. >> OH, YOU THINK? >> BEST-LOOKING LOCKER OF THE
DAY.
RIGHT
>> BEST-LOOKING LOCKER OF THE DAY. RIGHT HERE.
>>
DAY. RIGHT HERE. >> 1,200.
>>
RIGHT HERE. >> 1,200. >> BRING IT.
>>
>> 1,200. >> BRING IT. >> YOU WERE HASSLING ME ON MY
LOCKER,
>> BRING IT. >> YOU WERE HASSLING ME ON MY LOCKER, BIDDING ME UP FOR NO
REASON.
>>
LOCKER, BIDDING ME UP FOR NO REASON. >> SO BE IT.
>>
>> SO
>> SO BE
>> SO BE IT.
>>
>> SO BE IT. >> WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?
>>
>> CAN
>> CAN I
>> CAN I HELP YOU?
>>
>> CAN I HELP YOU? >> I THOUGHT MAYBE WE WERE BEING
LISTENED
>> CAN I HELP YOU? >> I THOUGHT MAYBE WE WERE BEING LISTENED TO AND RECORDED.
>>
>> I THOUGHT MAYBE WE WERE BEING LISTENED TO AND RECORDED. >> OH, YOU ARE.
[country
[country rock music]
♪
[country rock music] ♪ ♪
>>
♪ ♪ >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF
FROM
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
FROM CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S FABULOUS.
♪
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪
>>
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪ >> WHOA!
>>
♪ ♪ >> WHOA! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. >> READY TO GO?
>>
FIND. >> READY TO GO? >> YEAH!
>>
>> READY TO GO? >> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
♪
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> RIGHT
>> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> AND IT'S SOLD!
TODAY,
>> AND IT'S SOLD! TODAY, WE'RE HEADING DOWN TO
CONROE,
TODAY, WE'RE HEADING DOWN TO CONROE, TEXAS.
CONROE'S
CONROE'S A SUBURB OF HOUSTON.
DUE
CONROE'S A SUBURB OF HOUSTON. DUE TO THE BIG OIL BOOM HERE,
THIS
CONROE'S A SUBURB OF HOUSTON. DUE TO THE BIG OIL BOOM HERE, THIS AREA USED TO HAVE THE
LARGEST
DUE TO THE BIG OIL BOOM HERE, THIS AREA USED TO HAVE THE LARGEST NUMBER OF MILLIONAIRES
PER
THIS AREA USED TO HAVE THE LARGEST NUMBER OF MILLIONAIRES PER CAPITA IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY.
I'M
LARGEST NUMBER OF MILLIONAIRES PER CAPITA IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY. I'M IN THE WRONG PROFESSION.
>>
PER CAPITA IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY. I'M IN THE WRONG PROFESSION. >> THIS IS OUR HONEY HOLE.
>>
I'M IN THE WRONG PROFESSION. >> THIS IS OUR HONEY HOLE. >> YEP.
>>
>> THIS IS OUR HONEY HOLE. >> YEP. >> ALL THE MONEY IN HOUSTON
COMES
>> YEP. >> ALL THE MONEY IN HOUSTON COMES UP RIGHT HERE: CONROE.
>>
>> ALL THE MONEY IN HOUSTON COMES UP RIGHT HERE: CONROE. >> YOU THINK WE'LL DO GOOD
TODAY?
>>
>> YOU THINK WE'LL DO GOOD TODAY? >> PSSH. I'M NOT WORRIED AT ALL.
>>
>> BUBBA
>> BUBBA AND I ARE ON OUR ANNUAL
TRIP
>> BUBBA AND I ARE ON OUR ANNUAL TRIP TO SOUTHEAST TEXAS.
WE
WE ALWAYS
WE ALWAYS HIT IT BIG, AND THIS
YEAR'S
WE ALWAYS HIT IT BIG, AND THIS YEAR'S NOT GONNA BE ANY
DIFFERENT.
>>
YEAR'S NOT GONNA BE ANY DIFFERENT. >> IT'S REAL HOITY-TOITY OVER
HERE.
THEY
>> IT'S REAL HOITY-TOITY OVER HERE. THEY DRINK THEIR COFFEE LIKE
THIS.
>>
THEY DRINK THEIR COFFEE LIKE THIS. >> MM-HMM!
>>
THIS. >> MM-HMM! >> GUESS THEY DON'T WANT TO GET
THEIR
>> MM-HMM! >> GUESS THEY DON'T WANT TO GET THEIR PINKY DIRTY.
BWOOP.
>>
>> SO
>> SO THE
>> SO THE AUCTION TODAY, IT'S
PRETTY
>> SO THE AUCTION TODAY, IT'S PRETTY CLOSE TO HOUSTON.
SO
>> SO THE AUCTION TODAY, IT'S PRETTY CLOSE TO HOUSTON. SO I'M GOING FAR.
SO
PRETTY CLOSE TO HOUSTON. SO I'M GOING FAR. SO I BROUGHT MY BIG-ASS CUSTOM
TRAILER
SO I'M GOING FAR. SO I BROUGHT MY BIG-ASS CUSTOM TRAILER WITH ME.
IT'S
SO I BROUGHT MY BIG-ASS CUSTOM TRAILER WITH ME. IT'S GONNA SCARE EVERYBODY
TODAY.
THEY
IT'S GONNA SCARE EVERYBODY TODAY. THEY KNOW I'M HERE, I MEAN
BUSINESS.
I'M
I'M NOT
I'M NOT WASTING NO TIME TODAY.
>>
I'M NOT WASTING NO TIME TODAY. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> ARE WE THERE YET?
THIS
>> ARE WE THERE YET? THIS THING'S SO SMALL, IT'S
ONLY
THIS THING'S SO SMALL, IT'S ONLY GOT ONE AIR BAG.
>>
ONLY GOT ONE AIR BAG. >> SO, MY HOOPTIE BROKE DOWN,
AND
>> SO, MY HOOPTIE BROKE DOWN, AND I HAD TO RENT A CAR.
BUT
BUT IT
BUT IT WAS LAST MINUTE.
WE
BUT IT WAS LAST MINUTE. WE GOT STUCK WITH THIS SMALL
LITTLE
BUT IT WAS LAST MINUTE. WE GOT STUCK WITH THIS SMALL LITTLE BEAN OF A CAR.
THIS
WE GOT STUCK WITH THIS SMALL LITTLE BEAN OF A CAR. THIS IS ALL THEY HAD.
IT
LITTLE BEAN OF A CAR. THIS IS ALL THEY HAD. IT WAS THIS OR TAKING THE BUS.
>>
THIS IS ALL THEY HAD. IT WAS THIS OR TAKING THE BUS. >> YOU GOT ANY SNACKS?
>>
IT WAS THIS OR TAKING THE BUS. >> YOU GOT ANY SNACKS? >> OH, MY GOD.
GOD,
>> YOU GOT ANY SNACKS? >> OH, MY GOD. GOD, YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS.
MOE,
>> OH, MY GOD. GOD, YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS. MOE, HURRY UP.
[laughs]
GOD, YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS. MOE, HURRY UP. [laughs] OKAY, MOE?
FINALLY
MOE, HURRY UP. [laughs] OKAY, MOE? FINALLY GET TO GET OUT.
IT'S
[laughs] OKAY, MOE? FINALLY GET TO GET OUT. IT'S NOT THAT SMALL, MOE.
COME
FINALLY GET TO GET OUT. IT'S NOT THAT SMALL, MOE. COME ON.
[laughs]
THIS
COME ON. [laughs] THIS MIGHT BE KIND OF GOOD.
MOE
[laughs] THIS MIGHT BE KIND OF GOOD. MOE WON'T BE COMPELLED TO BUY A
HOARDER
THIS MIGHT BE KIND OF GOOD. MOE WON'T BE COMPELLED TO BUY A HOARDER LOCKER.
>>
MOE WON'T BE COMPELLED TO BUY A HOARDER LOCKER. >> I LEFT THE HOUSE REALLY EARLY
THIS
HOARDER LOCKER. >> I LEFT THE HOUSE REALLY EARLY THIS MORNING.
BEEN
>> I LEFT THE HOUSE REALLY EARLY THIS MORNING. BEEN DRIVING FOR A WHILE.
BUT
THIS MORNING. BEEN DRIVING FOR A WHILE. BUT IT'S GONNA BE WORTH IT,
'CAUSE
BEEN DRIVING FOR A WHILE. BUT IT'S GONNA BE WORTH IT, 'CAUSE I HEARD THAT THIS
FACILITY
BUT IT'S GONNA BE WORTH IT, 'CAUSE I HEARD THAT THIS FACILITY IN CONROE HAS HIGH-END
FURNITURE.
A
A LOT
A LOT OF
A LOT OF TIMES WHEN I BUY
FURNITURE,
A LOT OF TIMES WHEN I BUY FURNITURE, IT'S REALLY CRAPPY,
AND
AND I
AND I MAKE IT BETTER.
BUT
BUT TODAY, I THINK I'M GONNA
FIND
BUT TODAY, I THINK I'M GONNA FIND SOME REAL QUALITY THINGS.
[motorcycle
BUT TODAY, I THINK I'M GONNA FIND SOME REAL QUALITY THINGS. [motorcycle engine rumbling]
>>
FIND SOME REAL QUALITY THINGS. [motorcycle engine rumbling] >> OH, NO WAY.
>>
[motorcycle engine rumbling] >> OH, NO WAY. >> UH-OH.
>>
>> OH, NO WAY. >> UH-OH. >> I'M HIDING FROM THIS.
>>
>> UH-OH. >> I'M HIDING FROM THIS. >> [sighs]
>>
>> I'M HIDING FROM THIS. >> [sighs] >> WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOIN'
HERE?
>>
>> WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOIN' HERE? >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S GONNA
BE
HERE? >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S GONNA BE A SHOW TODAY.
THERE'S
>> I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S GONNA BE A SHOW TODAY. THERE'S GONNA BE A CATFIGHT FROM
HELL.
>>
THERE'S GONNA BE A CATFIGHT FROM HELL. >> CAN SHE SEE ME?
>>
HELL. >> CAN SHE SEE ME? >> KEEP GOING.
[knocks
>> CAN SHE SEE ME? >> KEEP GOING. [knocks on truck]
>>
>> KEEP GOING. [knocks on truck] >> HEY, LESA, YOU'RE IN THE
WRONG
[knocks on truck] >> HEY, LESA, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG PLACE!
>>
>> HEY, LESA, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG PLACE! >> YOU'RE IN THE WRONG NECK OF
THE
WRONG PLACE! >> YOU'RE IN THE WRONG NECK OF THE WOODS.
WHAT
>> YOU'RE IN THE WRONG NECK OF THE WOODS. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING DOWN
HERE?
UH,
UH, THEY'RE ON MY TURF TODAY.
YOU'RE
YOU'RE A
YOU'RE A LITTLE FAR FROM HOME,
AREN'T
YOU'RE A LITTLE FAR FROM HOME, AREN'T YOU?
>>
YOU'RE A LITTLE FAR FROM HOME, AREN'T YOU? >> I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU SAY?
>>
AREN'T YOU? >> I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU SAY? >> I SAID, "YOU'RE A LITTLE FAR
FROM
>> I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU SAY? >> I SAID, "YOU'RE A LITTLE FAR FROM HOME, AREN'T YOU?"
>>
>> I SAID, "YOU'RE A LITTLE FAR FROM HOME, AREN'T YOU?" >> [imitates cat hiss]
[both
FROM HOME, AREN'T YOU?" >> [imitates cat hiss] [both laugh]
>>
>> [imitates cat hiss] [both laugh] >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN!
HERE
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S
AUCTION.
FIRST
HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO,
WE'RE
AUCTION. FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE'LL
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE,
NO
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE.
PLEASE
THERE'LL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
NO REACHING INSIDE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
ARE
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>>
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> LET'S GO!
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? >> LET'S GO! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO!
>>
>> LET'S GO! >> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> LET'S GO!
>>
>> HAMMER UP, LET'S GO! >> LET'S GO! >> HEY, HEY!
[all
[all cheering]
>>
[all cheering] >> IT'S A DRESSER OR SOMETHING
OVER
>> IT'S A DRESSER OR SOMETHING OVER THERE TOO.
>>
OVER THERE TOO. >> THIS IS A NICE, BIG LOCKER
FOR
>> THIS IS A NICE, BIG LOCKER FOR US NICE, BIG BOYS.
>>
FOR US NICE, BIG BOYS. >> BUNCH OF TRASH BAGS.
>>
>> BUNCH OF TRASH BAGS. >> IT'S A BUNCH OF JUNK.
WE
>> IT'S A BUNCH OF JUNK. WE COULD PUT 15 OF MARY'S CARS
IN
WE COULD PUT 15 OF MARY'S CARS IN THIS UNIT.
>>
>> I
>> I HAVE
>> I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THOSE
PILLARS
>> I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THOSE PILLARS ARE TO.
IS
>> I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THOSE PILLARS ARE TO. IS THAT TO A BED?
THERE'S
PILLARS ARE TO. IS THAT TO A BED? THERE'S SOME NICE FURNITURE
THERE
IS THAT TO A BED? THERE'S SOME NICE FURNITURE THERE IN THE BACK.
LOT
THERE'S SOME NICE FURNITURE THERE IN THE BACK. LOT OF WORK.
GOOD
THERE IN THE BACK. LOT OF WORK. GOOD THING I GOT MY BIG TRAILER
WITH
LOT OF WORK. GOOD THING I GOT MY BIG TRAILER WITH ME TODAY.
>>
GOOD THING I GOT MY BIG TRAILER WITH ME TODAY. >> THAT LOOKS LIKE A NICE,
HIGH-END
WITH ME TODAY. >> THAT LOOKS LIKE A NICE, HIGH-END DRESSER.
OH,
>> THAT LOOKS LIKE A NICE, HIGH-END DRESSER. OH, THERE'S ANOTHER COOL DESK.
THIS
HIGH-END DRESSER. OH, THERE'S ANOTHER COOL DESK. THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE.
AND
OH, THERE'S ANOTHER COOL DESK. THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE. AND THEN THERE'S LESA...
SOMETHING
SOMETHING I NEVER, EVER WANT TO
SEE.
>>
SEE. >> THERE'S A NICE BUFFET BACK
THERE,
>> THERE'S A NICE BUFFET BACK THERE, LITTLE DRESSER HERE,
JEWELRY
THERE, LITTLE DRESSER HERE, JEWELRY BOX.
>>
JEWELRY BOX. >> TURN THAT BED, LOOK.
>>
>> TURN THAT BED, LOOK. >> OH, LOOK AT THAT!
LOOK
>> OH, LOOK AT THAT! LOOK AT THAT!
THAT'S
LOOK AT THAT! THAT'S AN ANTIQUE DRESSER
RIGHT
THAT'S AN ANTIQUE DRESSER RIGHT THERE.
I'M
RIGHT THERE. I'M BIDDING ON THIS LOCKER.
BRING
I'M BIDDING ON THIS LOCKER. BRING IT.
>>
BRING IT. >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
100
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 100 WHERE?
>>
100 WHERE? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 100. NOW 200.
>>
>> 100. NOW 200. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 200. NOW 300.
300
>> 200. NOW 300. 300 THERE. NOW 400.
>>
300 THERE. NOW 400. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 400. NOW 500.
>>
>> 400. NOW 500. >> BRING IT.
>>
>> BRING IT. >> NOW 600.
>>
>> NOW 600. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 700.
>>
>> NOW 700. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 800?
>>
>> 800? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 900?
>>
>> 900? >> YEP!
>>
>> YEP! >> A THOUSAND!
>>
>> A THOUSAND! >> 1,000. 1,100?
>>
>> 1,000. 1,100? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,200 IN THE BACK. 1,300?
>>
>> 1,200 IN THE BACK. 1,300? >> 1,500!
>>
>> 1,500! >> LET HIM HAVE IT.
>>
>> LET HIM HAVE IT. >> I WANNA GET 1,600.
>>
>> I WANNA GET 1,600. >> BRING IT.
>>
>> BRING IT. >> NOW 1,700.
>>
>> NOW 1,700. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,700. 1,800?
>>
>> 1,700. 1,800? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 1,800 THERE.
>>
>> 1,800 THERE. >> UH-HUH.
>>
>> UH-HUH. >> 1,900. NOW 2,000.
>>
>> 1,900. NOW 2,000. >> BRING IT.
>>
>> BRING IT. >> 2,000.
>>
>> 2,000. >> NOT AGAIN. YEAH.
>>
>> NOT AGAIN. YEAH. >> I GOT 2,100 OVER HERE.
NOW
>> I GOT 2,100 OVER HERE. NOW 2,200.
>>
NOW 2,200. >> [laughs]
>>
>> [laughs] >> NOW 2,200.
2,200.
>> NOW 2,200. 2,200. NOW 2,300.
>>
2,200. NOW 2,300. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 2,300. NOW 2,400.
WANNA
>> 2,300. NOW 2,400. WANNA GET 2,400.
>>
WANNA GET 2,400. >> BRING IT.
>>
>> BRING IT. >> 2,400. NOW 2,500.
WANNA
>> 2,400. NOW 2,500. WANNA GET 2,500.
2,500
WANNA GET 2,500. 2,500 GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE,
SOLD
2,500 GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE, SOLD IT!
$2,400
SOLD IT! $2,400 IN THE BACK.
>>
$2,400 IN THE BACK. >> THANK GOD LESA WON IT.
WAIT,
>> THANK GOD LESA WON IT. WAIT, NOW I GOTTA MOVE IT.
>>
>> LOOK,
>> LOOK, JENNY'S NO COMPETITION
FOR
>> LOOK, JENNY'S NO COMPETITION FOR ME TODAY.
I
>> LOOK, JENNY'S NO COMPETITION FOR ME TODAY. I GOT EXACTLY WHAT I
[crowd
[crowd murmuring]
>>
[crowd murmuring] >> THERE'S CHAIRS, BUT THEY'RE
PLASTIC.
SOME
>> THERE'S CHAIRS, BUT THEY'RE PLASTIC. SOME CHEAP METAL SHELVES.
THERE'S
PLASTIC. SOME CHEAP METAL SHELVES. THERE'S FURNITURE, BUT THE
QUALITY
SOME CHEAP METAL SHELVES. THERE'S FURNITURE, BUT THE QUALITY I WANT ISN'T THERE.
>>
THERE'S FURNITURE, BUT THE QUALITY I WANT ISN'T THERE. >> THIS IS A FIRE PIT.
>>
QUALITY I WANT ISN'T THERE. >> THIS IS A FIRE PIT. >> KIND OF GOT THE GARAGE IN
HERE,
>> THIS IS A FIRE PIT. >> KIND OF GOT THE GARAGE IN HERE, AND THEN THAT KIND OF GOES
WITH
>> KIND OF GOT THE GARAGE IN HERE, AND THEN THAT KIND OF GOES WITH THE TABLE.
JUST
HERE, AND THEN THAT KIND OF GOES WITH THE TABLE. JUST A STRAIGHTFORWARD
MEAT-AND-POTATOES
WITH THE TABLE. JUST A STRAIGHTFORWARD MEAT-AND-POTATOES UNIT.
RICKY
JUST A STRAIGHTFORWARD MEAT-AND-POTATOES UNIT. RICKY AND I ARE HUNGRY.
[belches]
>>
RICKY AND I ARE HUNGRY. [belches] >> GOT A TV HERE, A DRIER.
>>
[belches] >> GOT A TV HERE, A DRIER. >> WASHER, GOT A BIKE.
>>
>> GOT A TV HERE, A DRIER. >> WASHER, GOT A BIKE. >> GOT TWIN BEDS, BICYCLE.
I
>> WASHER, GOT A BIKE. >> GOT TWIN BEDS, BICYCLE. I JUST SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON
THAT
>> GOT TWIN BEDS, BICYCLE. I JUST SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON THAT FIRST LOCKER, MAYBE TOO
MUCH.
SO
THAT FIRST LOCKER, MAYBE TOO MUCH. SO THIS ONE'S GONNA BE A LITTLE
TRICKY.
>>
SO THIS ONE'S GONNA BE A LITTLE TRICKY. >> THIS IS THE BEST-LOOKING
LOCKER
TRICKY. >> THIS IS THE BEST-LOOKING LOCKER OF THE DAY.
IT'S
>> THIS IS THE BEST-LOOKING LOCKER OF THE DAY. IT'S THE RIGHT SIZE, IT'S CLEAN,
IT'S
LOCKER OF THE DAY. IT'S THE RIGHT SIZE, IT'S CLEAN, IT'S GOT AN EASY, SELLABLE
NAME-BRAND
IT'S THE RIGHT SIZE, IT'S CLEAN, IT'S GOT AN EASY, SELLABLE NAME-BRAND WASHER AND DRIER
RIGHT
IT'S GOT AN EASY, SELLABLE NAME-BRAND WASHER AND DRIER RIGHT UP IN FRONT.
THIS
NAME-BRAND WASHER AND DRIER RIGHT UP IN FRONT. THIS WILL FIT PERFECTLY IN MY
TRAILER.
>>
THIS WILL FIT PERFECTLY IN MY TRAILER. >> both: MATTRESSES.
>>
TRAILER. >> both: MATTRESSES. >> OLD TV.
>>
>> both: MATTRESSES. >> OLD TV. >> PRESSURE COOKER.
>>
>> OLD TV. >> PRESSURE COOKER. >> WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH
ANYTHING
>> PRESSURE COOKER. >> WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH ANYTHING IN HERE.
THIS
>> WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH ANYTHING IN HERE. THIS IS TOTALLY THE KIND OF
LOCKER
ANYTHING IN HERE. THIS IS TOTALLY THE KIND OF LOCKER THAT MOE GOES FOR.
BUT
THIS IS TOTALLY THE KIND OF LOCKER THAT MOE GOES FOR. BUT IF HE GETS THIS ONE, MARK MY
WORDS,
LOCKER THAT MOE GOES FOR. BUT IF HE GETS THIS ONE, MARK MY WORDS, I'M GONNA STRAP HIM TO
THE
BUT IF HE GETS THIS ONE, MARK MY WORDS, I'M GONNA STRAP HIM TO THE ROOF.
[laughs]
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, WANNA GIVE 100?
>>
>> ALL RIGHT, WANNA GIVE 100? >> YEAH, RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> YEAH, RIGHT HERE. >> 100. NOW 150.
150.
>> 100. NOW 150. 150. NOW 200.
>>
150. NOW 200. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 200. NOW 250.
250.
>> 200. NOW 250. 250. NOW 300.
>>
250. NOW 300. >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> I HEARD "BRING IT."
RIGHT
>> I HEARD "BRING IT." RIGHT HERE.
>>
RIGHT HERE. >> BRING IT!
>>
>> BRING IT! >> 450?
>>
>> 450? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 450. NOW 500.
>>
>> 450. NOW 500. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 600. NOW 650.
>>
>> NOW 600. NOW 650. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 650. NOW 700.
>>
>> 650. NOW 700. >> LESA AND RICKY AREN'T PUTTING
THE
>> LESA AND RICKY AREN'T PUTTING THE SQUEEZE ON ME.
RIGHT
THE SQUEEZE ON ME. RIGHT HERE.
>>
RIGHT HERE. >> 800? 800?
>>
>> 800? 800? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 850?
>>
>> 850? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 850. NOW 900.
YOU'RE
>> 850. NOW 900. YOU'RE OUT AT 900.
900
YOU'RE OUT AT 900. 900 GOING ONCE.
900
900 GOING ONCE. 900 GOING TWICE.
I'VE
900 GOING TWICE. I'VE SOLD IT, $850, RIGHT HERE.
>>
I'VE SOLD IT, $850, RIGHT HERE. >> SLICK VIC PULLS IT OFF AGAIN.
I'M
>> SLICK VIC PULLS IT OFF AGAIN. I'M GONNA GO THROUGH THIS LOCKER
RIGHT
I'M GONNA GO THROUGH THIS LOCKER RIGHT NOW.
THESE
RIGHT NOW. THESE BIG, OLD TVs.
[grunts]
DRIER'S
[grunts] DRIER'S SOMEWHAT NEW.
BUT
DRIER'S SOMEWHAT NEW. BUT THIS WASHER'S AT LEAST 20
YEARS
BUT THIS WASHER'S AT LEAST 20 YEARS OLD.
SO
YEARS OLD. SO 150 FOR THE DRIER AND MAYBE
50
SO 150 FOR THE DRIER AND MAYBE 50 FOR THE WASHER.
I
50 FOR THE WASHER. I KNEW IT WAS A LITTLE CHIMINEA.
BUT,
I KNEW IT WAS A LITTLE CHIMINEA. BUT, HEY, THEY'RE DECORATIVE,
THEY
BUT, HEY, THEY'RE DECORATIVE, THEY GO OUT IN THE YARD.
IT'S
THEY GO OUT IN THE YARD. IT'S 25 BUCKS.
THIS
IT'S 25 BUCKS. THIS AND THE FOUR CHAIRS,
75
THIS AND THE FOUR CHAIRS, 75 BUCKS.
WELL,
75 BUCKS. WELL, IT IS REAL WOOD.
IT'S
WELL, IT IS REAL WOOD. IT'S A $50 DRESSER.
REALLY
IT'S A $50 DRESSER. REALLY NICE-LOOKING.
OH!
WHAT
WHAT IS
WHAT IS THAT?
OH,
WHAT IS THAT? OH, MAN, THAT'S TOTALLY INSANE.
AAH!
DUDE,
OH, MAN, THAT'S TOTALLY INSANE. AAH! DUDE, THAT IS NUTS.
JUST
AAH! DUDE, THAT IS NUTS. JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU'VE
SEEN
DUDE, THAT IS NUTS. JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL.
PRETTY
PRETTY WEIRD,
SO
SO BETWEEN THE DRESSERS HERE
AND
SO BETWEEN THE DRESSERS HERE AND THE END TABLES, YOU KNOW, WE
GOT--WE
AND THE END TABLES, YOU KNOW, WE GOT--WE GOT 800 BUCKS RIGHT
HERE.
I
HERE. I PAID 850 FOR THE LOCKER, SO
WE'RE
I PAID 850 FOR THE LOCKER, SO WE'RE MAKING MONEY TODAY.
[knocks
WE'RE MAKING MONEY TODAY. [knocks on dresser]
OH,
OH, WAIT
OH, WAIT A SECOND.
HOW
OH, WAIT A SECOND. HOW DID I EVER MISS THIS?
THERE'S
OH, WAIT A SECOND. HOW DID I EVER MISS THIS? THERE'S HIS RIGHT HAND.
THINK
HOW DID I EVER MISS THIS? THERE'S HIS RIGHT HAND. THINK THIS IS A TOOL THAT THEY
TEACH,
THERE'S HIS RIGHT HAND. THINK THIS IS A TOOL THAT THEY TEACH, LIKE A CPR DUMMY OR
SOMETHING
THINK THIS IS A TOOL THAT THEY TEACH, LIKE A CPR DUMMY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
I
TEACH, LIKE A CPR DUMMY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I GUESS YOU DON'T WANT 'EM
PRACTICING
SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I GUESS YOU DON'T WANT 'EM PRACTICING ON REAL PEOPLE.
EVERYTHING
I GUESS YOU DON'T WANT 'EM PRACTICING ON REAL PEOPLE. EVERYTHING MEDICAL IS USUALLY
WORTH
PRACTICING ON REAL PEOPLE. EVERYTHING MEDICAL IS USUALLY WORTH BIG MONEY.
I
EVERYTHING MEDICAL IS USUALLY WORTH BIG MONEY. I DEFINITELY HAVE TO BRING THIS
TO
WORTH BIG MONEY. I DEFINITELY HAVE TO BRING THIS TO HAVE IT LOOKED AT.
THIS
I DEFINITELY HAVE TO BRING THIS TO HAVE IT LOOKED AT. THIS LOCKER ISN'T SO BAD AFTER
ALL.
YOU
THIS LOCKER ISN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL. YOU CAN SAY I'VE BEEN DEALT AN
INTERESTING
ALL. YOU CAN SAY I'VE BEEN DEALT AN INTERESTING HAND.
I'M
YOU CAN SAY I'VE BEEN DEALT AN INTERESTING HAND. I'M GONNA CLEAN UP AND HEAD BACK
TO
INTERESTING HAND. I'M GONNA CLEAN UP AND HEAD BACK TO THE
>>
>> GOOD
>> GOOD MIRROR IN THERE.
A
>> GOOD MIRROR IN THERE. A COUPLE PRIMITIVE PICTURE
FRAMES.
I
A COUPLE PRIMITIVE PICTURE FRAMES. I CAN'T GO ALL THE WAY HOME
EMPTY-HANDED
FRAMES. I CAN'T GO ALL THE WAY HOME EMPTY-HANDED BECAUSE OF
BIKER
I CAN'T GO ALL THE WAY HOME EMPTY-HANDED BECAUSE OF BIKER BITCH.
>>
EMPTY-HANDED BECAUSE OF BIKER BITCH. >> OH, YOU GOT A NICE BED IN
HERE.
LOOKS
>> OH, YOU GOT A NICE BED IN HERE. LOOKS LIKE IT'S A KID'S UNIT.
>>
HERE. LOOKS LIKE IT'S A KID'S UNIT. >> AND A REFRIGERATOR, FLAT
SCREEN.
>>
>> AND A REFRIGERATOR, FLAT SCREEN. >> SO I THINK I'M GONNA BID ON
THIS
SCREEN. >> SO I THINK I'M GONNA BID ON THIS ONE AND MAKE A LITTLE POINT
HERE.
YOU
THIS ONE AND MAKE A LITTLE POINT HERE. YOU KNOW HOW I HAVE TO BE.
>>
HERE. YOU KNOW HOW I HAVE TO BE. >> MAYBE LESA SHOULD HAVE WAITED
ON
YOU KNOW HOW I HAVE TO BE. >> MAYBE LESA SHOULD HAVE WAITED ON THIS LOCKER, INSTEAD OF
TRYING
>> MAYBE LESA SHOULD HAVE WAITED ON THIS LOCKER, INSTEAD OF TRYING TO PROVE A POINT WITH
THAT
ON THIS LOCKER, INSTEAD OF TRYING TO PROVE A POINT WITH THAT FIRST ONE.
>>
TRYING TO PROVE A POINT WITH THAT FIRST ONE. >> LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT THEIR
WHOLE
THAT FIRST ONE. >> LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT THEIR WHOLE APARTMENT IN THERE.
YOU
>> LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT THEIR WHOLE APARTMENT IN THERE. YOU GOT THE HEADBOARD,
THE
WHOLE APARTMENT IN THERE. YOU GOT THE HEADBOARD, THE LITTLE BEDROOM SET.
IT'S
YOU GOT THE HEADBOARD, THE LITTLE BEDROOM SET. IT'S PRETTY NICE, YEAH.
>>
THE LITTLE BEDROOM SET. IT'S PRETTY NICE, YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
IT'S PRETTY NICE, YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT. >> WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
SMALL.
MATTRESSES
>> WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SMALL. MATTRESSES AREN'T SMALL.
>>
SMALL. MATTRESSES AREN'T SMALL. >> DANG IT!
ALL
MATTRESSES AREN'T SMALL. >> DANG IT! ALL THIS WAY, AND WE MAY HAVE
COME
>> DANG IT! ALL THIS WAY, AND WE MAY HAVE COME FOR NOTHING.
>>
ALL THIS WAY, AND WE MAY HAVE COME FOR NOTHING. >> WELL, THE UNIT'S PILED HIGH,
ALL
COME FOR NOTHING. >> WELL, THE UNIT'S PILED HIGH, ALL THE WAY TO THE BACK.
THERE'S
>> WELL, THE UNIT'S PILED HIGH, ALL THE WAY TO THE BACK. THERE'S PROBABLY A NICE BEDROOM
SUITE
ALL THE WAY TO THE BACK. THERE'S PROBABLY A NICE BEDROOM SUITE IN HERE.
WOULD
THERE'S PROBABLY A NICE BEDROOM SUITE IN HERE. WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT SWEETER
IF
SUITE IN HERE. WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT SWEETER IF THIS LOCKER CAME UP SOONER.
LESA,
WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT SWEETER IF THIS LOCKER CAME UP SOONER. LESA, THE WAY YOU WERE HASSLING
ME
IF THIS LOCKER CAME UP SOONER. LESA, THE WAY YOU WERE HASSLING ME ON MY LOCKER, BIDDING ME UP
FOR
LESA, THE WAY YOU WERE HASSLING ME ON MY LOCKER, BIDDING ME UP FOR NO REASON.
I
ME ON MY LOCKER, BIDDING ME UP FOR NO REASON. I DIDN'T BID YOU UP ON YOUR
LOCKER.
>>
I DIDN'T BID YOU UP ON YOUR LOCKER. >> DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY,
THAT'S
LOCKER. >> DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY, THAT'S WHY.
>>
>> DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY, THAT'S WHY. >> I WOULDN'T PAY 2,400 BUCKS...
>>
THAT'S WHY. >> I WOULDN'T PAY 2,400 BUCKS... >> YOU'RE IN MY NECK OF THE
WOODS,
>> I WOULDN'T PAY 2,400 BUCKS... >> YOU'RE IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS, DUDE.
>>
>> YOU'RE IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS, DUDE. >> FOR THAT LOCKER FULL OF DIRT.
>>
WOODS, DUDE. >> FOR THAT LOCKER FULL OF DIRT. >> HEY, SO BE IT.
>>
>> FOR THAT LOCKER FULL OF DIRT. >> HEY, SO BE IT. >> SO BE IT.
>>
>> HEY, SO BE IT. >> SO BE IT. >> [scoffs]
>>
>> SO BE IT. >> [scoffs] >> IT'S LIKE THIRD-GRADE DEBATE
TEAM.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN!
50
GENTLEMEN! 50 WHERE?
>>
50 WHERE? >> 100, RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> 100, RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 150.
>>
>> NOW 150. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 150. AT 200.
>>
>> 150. AT 200. >> BRING IT.
>>
>> BRING IT. >> NOW 250.
>>
>> NOW 250. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 300 THERE. NOW 350.
>>
>> NOW 300 THERE. NOW 350. >> BRING IT.
>>
>> BRING IT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 400 IN THE BACK. NOW 450.
>>
>> 400 IN THE BACK. NOW 450. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 450 ON THE FRONT. NOW 500.
WANNA
>> 450 ON THE FRONT. NOW 500. WANNA BID $500?
NOW
WANNA BID $500? NOW 500. WANNA GIVE 500?
500?
NOW 500. WANNA GIVE 500? 500? 500 GOING ONCE.
500
500? 500 GOING ONCE. 500 GOING TWICE.
I
500 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT, RIGHT HERE ON THE
FRONT,
I SOLD IT, RIGHT HERE ON THE FRONT, $450.
$450.
>>
$450. >> I WAS NEVER WORRIED.
LESA
LESA DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO GET
THIS
LESA DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO GET THIS LOCKER.
SHE
LESA DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO GET THIS LOCKER. SHE PROBABLY HAD TO PULL A LOAN
TO
THIS LOCKER. SHE PROBABLY HAD TO PULL A LOAN TO GET THE OTHER ONE.
>>
SHE PROBABLY HAD TO PULL A LOAN TO GET THE OTHER ONE. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE FREAKING LESA
SHOWED
TO GET THE OTHER ONE. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE FREAKING LESA SHOWED UP.
>>
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE FREAKING LESA SHOWED UP. >> SHE DESERVED THAT LOCKER.
IT
SHOWED UP. >> SHE DESERVED THAT LOCKER. IT WASN'T WORTH IT ANYWAY, WHAT
SHE
>> SHE DESERVED THAT LOCKER. IT WASN'T WORTH IT ANYWAY, WHAT SHE PAID FOR IT.
>>
IT WASN'T WORTH IT ANYWAY, WHAT SHE PAID FOR IT. >> AT LEAST SHE'S GOING HOME
WITH
SHE PAID FOR IT. >> AT LEAST SHE'S GOING HOME WITH A LOCKER.
>>
>> AT LEAST SHE'S GOING HOME WITH A LOCKER. >> NOW WE GOT TO DRIVE ALL THE
WAY
WITH A LOCKER. >> NOW WE GOT TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY HOME IN THAT TINY CAR.
IT
>> NOW WE GOT TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY HOME IN THAT TINY CAR. IT HURTS MY BALOOKAS.
[groans]
>>
IT HURTS MY BALOOKAS. [groans] >> LESA SHOWS UP AND TELLS ME
THIS
[groans] >> LESA SHOWS UP AND TELLS ME THIS IS HER TERRITORY.
NOT
>> LESA SHOWS UP AND TELLS ME THIS IS HER TERRITORY. NOT HAPPY ABOUT DRIVING HOME FOR
FOUR
THIS IS HER TERRITORY. NOT HAPPY ABOUT DRIVING HOME FOR FOUR HOURS EMPTY-HANDED.
BUT
NOT HAPPY ABOUT DRIVING HOME FOR FOUR HOURS EMPTY-HANDED. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT
GONNA
FOUR HOURS EMPTY-HANDED. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT GONNA COME BACK TO HER
TERRITORY.
>>
GONNA COME BACK TO HER TERRITORY. >> HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE A LOSER?
[laughs]
>>
>> HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE A LOSER? [laughs] >> [mouthing silently]
>>
[laughs] >> [mouthing silently] >> [laughs]
>>
>> [mouthing silently] >> [laughs] >> JERRY AND I ARE GOING BACK
TO
>> [laughs] >> JERRY AND I ARE GOING BACK TO THIS LOCKER THAT LITTLE MISS
JENNY
>> JERRY AND I ARE GOING BACK TO THIS LOCKER THAT LITTLE MISS JENNY WANTED, BUT WE WON IT.
WOW,
TO THIS LOCKER THAT LITTLE MISS JENNY WANTED, BUT WE WON IT. WOW, WHERE DO WE START, JERRY?
>>
JENNY WANTED, BUT WE WON IT. WOW, WHERE DO WE START, JERRY? >> RIGHT HERE, WITH A GOOD
CIGARETTE
WOW, WHERE DO WE START, JERRY? >> RIGHT HERE, WITH A GOOD CIGARETTE LIGHTER...
>>
>> RIGHT HERE, WITH A GOOD CIGARETTE LIGHTER... >> OH, NO.
>>
CIGARETTE LIGHTER... >> OH, NO. >> AND RUN.
>>
>> OH, NO. >> AND RUN. >> COME ON, LET'S NOT MESS
AROUND.
WE
>> COME ON, LET'S NOT MESS AROUND. WE GOT SOME LOADING TO DO.
[both
AROUND. WE GOT SOME LOADING TO DO. [both laugh]
I
WE GOT SOME LOADING TO DO. [both laugh] I GOT THIS.
SOME
SOME REALLY NICE POTS.
STAINLESS
SOME REALLY NICE POTS. STAINLESS STEEL.
THIS
STAINLESS STEEL. THIS IS PROBABLY ABOUT A $50 POT
RIGHT
THIS IS PROBABLY ABOUT A $50 POT RIGHT HERE.
WE
RIGHT HERE. WE GOT A LONG WAY TO GO.
GOT
WE GOT A LONG WAY TO GO. GOT A KNIFE SET HERE.
THERE'S
GOT A KNIFE SET HERE. THERE'S ANOTHER $50 BOX.
A
THERE'S ANOTHER $50 BOX. A BUNCH OF CLOTHES, 20 BUCKS.
MORE
A BUNCH OF CLOTHES, 20 BUCKS. MORE CLOTHES, 20 BUCKS.
CORNINGWARE
MORE CLOTHES, 20 BUCKS. CORNINGWARE SET, PROBABLY ABOUT
$100
CORNINGWARE SET, PROBABLY ABOUT $100 IN HERE.
WE
$100 IN HERE. WE GOT GREEN CHAIRS HERE.
[clattering]
10
[clattering] 10 BUCKS A POP.
30
10 BUCKS A POP. 30 BUCKS.
OH,
30 BUCKS. OH, LORD, DOOR'S BROKE.
NO
OH, LORD, DOOR'S BROKE. NO BIG DEAL.
THAT'S
NO BIG DEAL. THAT'S AN EASY FIX.
>>
THAT'S AN EASY FIX. >> PAINT JOB.
>>
>> PAINT JOB. >> I COULD PROBABLY GET ABOUT
50
>> I COULD PROBABLY GET ABOUT 50 BUCKS FOR IT.
THAT'S
50 BUCKS FOR IT. THAT'S COOL BEANS, BUT THERE'S
ANOTHER
THAT'S COOL BEANS, BUT THERE'S ANOTHER PIECE WE HAVE TO FIX UP.
ALL
ANOTHER PIECE WE HAVE TO FIX UP. ALL THIS CRAYONS AND STUFF.
BUT,
ALL THIS CRAYONS AND STUFF. BUT, YOU KNOW, I HEARD THAT IF
YOU
BUT, YOU KNOW, I HEARD THAT IF YOU USE PEANUT BUTTER ON
CRAYONS,
YOU USE PEANUT BUTTER ON CRAYONS, IT TAKES IT OFF.
>>
CRAYONS, IT TAKES IT OFF. >> PEANUT BUTTER?
>>
>> PEANUT BUTTER? >> YEAH, PEANUT BUTTER TAKES UP
CRAYON
>> YEAH, PEANUT BUTTER TAKES UP CRAYON MARKS.
>>
CRAYON MARKS. >> CRUNCHY OR CREAMY?
>>
>> CRUNCHY OR CREAMY? >> THAT WAS A REAL PRETTY PIECE
OF
>> THAT WAS A REAL PRETTY PIECE OF FURNITURE.
AND
OF FURNITURE. AND THEY DESTROYED IT.
THESE
AND THEY DESTROYED IT. THESE CHILDREN WERE MONSTERS.
IF I
THESE CHILDREN WERE MONSTERS. IF I CLEAN IT UP, I MIGHT GET
150
IF I CLEAN IT UP, I MIGHT GET 150 BUCKS FOR IT.
[record
150 BUCKS FOR IT. [record scratches]
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> I HAVE THIS BEDROOM SUIT
WITH
>> I HAVE THIS BEDROOM SUIT WITH ALL THE PIECES.
I
WITH ALL THE PIECES. I COULD PROBABLY GET $500 OR
$600.
>>
$600. >> DEEP FREEZER.
>>
>> DEEP FREEZER. >> YEAH, DEEP FREEZER BACK
THERE.
IT'S--
[freezer
IT'S-- [freezer door shuts]
OH,
[freezer door shuts] OH, HELL, NO!
[laughs]
GOT
[laughs] GOT MOLD ON IT, JERRY.
>>
GOT MOLD ON IT, JERRY. >> OH, YOU THINK?
>>
>> OH, YOU THINK? >> IT'S $150 IF I CLEAN IT UP.
>>
>> IT'S $150 IF I CLEAN IT UP. >> THERE AIN'T ENOUGH PEANUT
BUTTER
>> THERE AIN'T ENOUGH PEANUT BUTTER IN THE WORLD FOR THAT.
OKAY.
>>
OKAY. >> WHAT IS THAT?
"PLANET
OKAY. >> WHAT IS THAT? "PLANET BEACH"?
>>
>> WHAT IS THAT? "PLANET BEACH"? >> LOOKS LIKE AN OXYGEN MACHINE
TO
"PLANET BEACH"? >> LOOKS LIKE AN OXYGEN MACHINE TO ME.
>>
>> LOOKS LIKE AN OXYGEN MACHINE TO ME. >> GOT TO BE AN OXYGEN TANK.
[inhales]
WHAT
>> GOT TO BE AN OXYGEN TANK. [inhales] WHAT DOES THIS GO TO?
THERE'S
[inhales] WHAT DOES THIS GO TO? THERE'S ANOTHER PIECE THERE.
HERE,
WHAT DOES THIS GO TO? THERE'S ANOTHER PIECE THERE. HERE, TURN THIS AROUND.
>>
THERE'S ANOTHER PIECE THERE. HERE, TURN THIS AROUND. >> THEY DON'T GO BACK THERE
NOWHERE.
I
>> THEY DON'T GO BACK THERE NOWHERE. I BEEN LOOKING ALL BACK THERE.
>>
NOWHERE. I BEEN LOOKING ALL BACK THERE. >> SEE THAT PLUG?
WHAT
I BEEN LOOKING ALL BACK THERE. >> SEE THAT PLUG? WHAT IS THAT?
[laughs]
>>
WHAT IS THAT? [laughs] >> YOU GOT ONE MORE TIME TO ASK
ME
[laughs] >> YOU GOT ONE MORE TIME TO ASK ME WHAT THIS THING IS.
I
>> YOU GOT ONE MORE TIME TO ASK ME WHAT THIS THING IS. I KEEP TELLING YOU, I DON'T
KNOW.
>>
I KEEP TELLING YOU, I DON'T KNOW. >> OKAY, WELL, LET'S HAVE IT
CHECKED
KNOW. >> OKAY, WELL, LET'S HAVE IT CHECKED OUT, I GUESS.
I
>> OKAY, WELL, LET'S HAVE IT CHECKED OUT, I GUESS. I JUST HOPE I DON'T HAVE TO FIX
IT.
MISSION
I JUST HOPE I DON'T HAVE TO FIX IT. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
>>
IT. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. >> LET'S GO SEE WHAT WE GOT
HERE,
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. >> LET'S GO SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE, MAN.
>>
>> LET'S GO SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE, MAN. >> YEAH.
BUBBA
HERE, MAN. >> YEAH. BUBBA AND I ARE AT THE NICE,
LITTLE
>> YEAH. BUBBA AND I ARE AT THE NICE, LITTLE APARTMENT LOCKER THAT WE
SNAGGED
BUBBA AND I ARE AT THE NICE, LITTLE APARTMENT LOCKER THAT WE SNAGGED FROM LESA.
>>
>> LOTS
>> LOTS OF CLOTHES, MAN.
OH,
>> LOTS OF CLOTHES, MAN. OH, WAIT, YOU GOT A SUIT THERE.
WOO-HOO!
>>
OH, WAIT, YOU GOT A SUIT THERE. WOO-HOO! >> WHOO, DADDY!
>>
WOO-HOO! >> WHOO, DADDY! >> DUDE, I COULD START MY
PREACHING
>> WHOO, DADDY! >> DUDE, I COULD START MY PREACHING BUSINESS WITH THAT.
>>
>> HEY,
>> HEY, LOOKEE HERE.
THOSE
>> HEY, LOOKEE HERE. THOSE ARE, LIKE, $59 NEW, SO
THAT'LL
THOSE ARE, LIKE, $59 NEW, SO THAT'LL BRING 20 BUCKS.
>>
THAT'LL BRING 20 BUCKS. >> MORE CLOTHES.
GOOD
>> MORE CLOTHES. GOOD LORD.
>>
GOOD LORD. >> THAT LITTLE CHAIR'LL BRING--
>>
>> THAT LITTLE CHAIR'LL BRING-- >> 25 BUCKS PROBABLY.
>>
>> 25 BUCKS PROBABLY. >> PROBABLY.
BUBBA,
>> PROBABLY. BUBBA, WHAT IS THAT?
>>
BUBBA, WHAT IS THAT? >> ALMOST LIKE SECURITY CAMERA
STUFF.
>>
STUFF. >> HUNDRED BUCKS?
>>
>> HUNDRED BUCKS? >> YEAH, PROBABLY.
DRESSER,
>> YEAH, PROBABLY. DRESSER, MIRROR...
>>
DRESSER, MIRROR... >> both: CHEST, HEADBOARD,
RAILS.
>>
RAILS. >> 400.
>>
>> 400. >> AND THIS TV IS OLD-SCHOOL,
BUT
>> AND THIS TV IS OLD-SCHOOL, BUT IT'S THE BEST OLD-SCHOOL.
>>
BUT IT'S THE BEST OLD-SCHOOL. >> WHAT'LL IT BRING?
>>
>> WHAT'LL IT BRING? >> 125.
WE'LL
>> 125. WE'LL PUT--WE'LL RUN A GOOD
MOVIE
WE'LL PUT--WE'LL RUN A GOOD MOVIE ON IT, AND IT'LL SELL.
>>
MOVIE ON IT, AND IT'LL SELL. >> TWO MORE PAIRS OF SHOES.
>>
>> TWO MORE PAIRS OF SHOES. >> YEAH, MORE SHOES.
>>
>> YEAH, MORE SHOES. >> BUBBA, THERE'S SOMETHING BACK
HERE
>> BUBBA, THERE'S SOMETHING BACK HERE AT THE VERY BACK AND I
CAN'T
HERE AT THE VERY BACK AND I CAN'T REACH IT.
SEE
SEE IT
SEE IT ON
SEE IT ON THE SECOND SHELF BACK
THERE?
IT'S
SEE IT ON THE SECOND SHELF BACK THERE? IT'S WAY BACK THERE.
WHAT
THERE? IT'S WAY BACK THERE. WHAT IS THAT?
>>
IT'S WAY BACK THERE. WHAT IS THAT? >> IT'S JUST A--YEAH.
>>
>> BUBBA,
>> BUBBA, THERE'S SOMETHING BACK
HERE
>> BUBBA, THERE'S SOMETHING BACK HERE AT THE VERY BACK AND I
CAN'T
HERE AT THE VERY BACK AND I CAN'T REACH IT.
>>
>> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> WHAT IS THAT?
>>
>> YEAH. >> WHAT IS THAT? >> FINGERTEC FACE I.D.
YEAH,
>> WHAT IS THAT? >> FINGERTEC FACE I.D. YEAH, YOU LOOK IN HERE, YOU'RE
TALKING
>> FINGERTEC FACE I.D. YEAH, YOU LOOK IN HERE, YOU'RE TALKING TO SOMEBODY HERE--
>>
YEAH, YOU LOOK IN HERE, YOU'RE TALKING TO SOMEBODY HERE-- >> WHILE YOU'RE FINGERING IT.
>>
TALKING TO SOMEBODY HERE-- >> WHILE YOU'RE FINGERING IT. >> THIS IS SPY STUFF, DUDE.
WE
>> WHILE YOU'RE FINGERING IT. >> THIS IS SPY STUFF, DUDE. WE COULD TAKE THIS TO
THE
>> THIS IS SPY STUFF, DUDE. WE COULD TAKE THIS TO THE SPY STORE, CHECK IT OUT.
>>
WE COULD TAKE THIS TO THE SPY STORE, CHECK IT OUT. >> YOU KNOW WHERE THERE'S A
SPY
THE SPY STORE, CHECK IT OUT. >> YOU KNOW WHERE THERE'S A SPY STORE?
>>
>> YOU KNOW WHERE THERE'S A SPY STORE? >> I DO.
>>
SPY STORE? >> I DO. >> OKAY.
[beeping]
>>
>> OKAY. [beeping] >> OH-OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
OH,
[beeping] >> OH-OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. OH, [bleep], SOMETHING'S
HAPPENING.
YOU
OH, [bleep], SOMETHING'S HAPPENING. YOU HOLD IT.
>>
HAPPENING. YOU HOLD IT. >> NO, I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH
THAT
YOU HOLD IT. >> NO, I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH THAT THING.
YOU
>> NO, I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH THAT THING. YOU GOT RED AND BLUE LIGHTS
GOING
THAT THING. YOU GOT RED AND BLUE LIGHTS GOING OFF!
WAH!
YOU GOT RED AND BLUE LIGHTS GOING OFF! WAH! WAH!
>>
GOING OFF! WAH! WAH! >> "CHECK IN." UH-OH.
F-6.
[beep]
SCAN.
F-6. [beep] SCAN. LET ME IN.
[beep]
>>
SCAN. LET ME IN. [beep] >> [female voice] TRY AGAIN,
PLEASE.
>>
>> [female voice] TRY AGAIN, PLEASE. >> "WE GIVE NO ACCESS."
[beep]
>>
>> "WE GIVE NO ACCESS." [beep] >> [female voice] TRY AGAIN,
PLEASE.
[beep]
>>
PLEASE. [beep] >> THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO BEAM
UP
[beep] >> THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO BEAM UP SCOTTY.
>>
>> THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO BEAM UP SCOTTY. >> [female voice] TRY AGAIN,
PLEASE.
>>
>> [female voice] TRY AGAIN, PLEASE. >> I HATE WIZARD BOXES.
>>
PLEASE. >> I HATE WIZARD BOXES. >> WHAT SECRETS ARE YOU HOLDING?
>>
>> I HATE WIZARD BOXES. >> WHAT SECRETS ARE YOU HOLDING? >> [female voice] TRY AGAIN.
>>
>> WHAT SECRETS ARE YOU HOLDING? >> [female voice] TRY AGAIN. >> TURN IT AROUND.
>>
>> [female voice] TRY AGAIN. >> TURN IT AROUND. >> YEAH, LET IT LOOK AT THAT
WALL.
>>
>> YEAH, LET IT LOOK AT THAT WALL. >> [female voice repeating] TRY
AGAIN,
WALL. >> [female voice repeating] TRY AGAIN, PLEASE...
>>
>> [female voice repeating] TRY AGAIN, PLEASE... >> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
>>
AGAIN, PLEASE... >> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. >> YEAH.
>>
>> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. >> YEAH. >> I THINK WE DID ALL RIGHT.
I'M
>> YEAH. >> I THINK WE DID ALL RIGHT. I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT THAT...
>>
>> I THINK WE DID ALL RIGHT. I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT THAT... >> FINGER SCAN THING?
WE
I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT THAT... >> FINGER SCAN THING? WE GOT TO REALLY GET THAT
CHECKED
>> FINGER SCAN THING? WE GOT TO REALLY GET THAT CHECKED OUT.
[imitating female voice]
TRY
[imitating female voice] TRY AGAIN, TRY
>>
>> WE
>> WE MIGHT BE AT THE RIGHT
PLACE.
>>
PLACE. >> WE ARE, GET IN THERE.
JERRY
JERRY AND
JERRY AND I FOUND WHAT WE THINK
IS
JERRY AND I FOUND WHAT WE THINK IS AN OXYGEN BAR.
>>
JERRY AND I FOUND WHAT WE THINK IS AN OXYGEN BAR. >> HI.
>>
IS AN OXYGEN BAR. >> HI. >> SO I'M HOPING THAT THIS IS
GONNA
>> HI. >> SO I'M HOPING THAT THIS IS GONNA BE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.
>>
>> SO I'M HOPING THAT THIS IS GONNA BE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR. >> WELL, IT IS AN OXYGEN BAR
USED
GONNA BE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR. >> WELL, IT IS AN OXYGEN BAR USED FOR OXYGEN THERAPY.
DO
>> WELL, IT IS AN OXYGEN BAR USED FOR OXYGEN THERAPY. DO YOU GUYS WANT TO TRY IT WHILE
WE
USED FOR OXYGEN THERAPY. DO YOU GUYS WANT TO TRY IT WHILE WE TALK ABOUT IT?
>>
DO YOU GUYS WANT TO TRY IT WHILE WE TALK ABOUT IT? >> NO.
>>
WE TALK ABOUT IT? >> NO. >> I'LL TRY IT.
>>
>> NO. >> I'LL TRY IT. >> ALL RIGHTY THEN.
JUST
>> I'LL TRY IT. >> ALL RIGHTY THEN. JUST GONNA GO INTO YOUR NOSTRIL.
>>
>> ALL RIGHTY THEN. JUST GONNA GO INTO YOUR NOSTRIL. >> OKAY.
>>
JUST GONNA GO INTO YOUR NOSTRIL. >> OKAY. >> AND THEN IT GOES OVER YOUR
EARS.
>>
>> AND THEN IT GOES OVER YOUR EARS. >> OKAY.
>>
EARS. >> OKAY. >> AND THEN WE JUST COME OVER
HERE
>> OKAY. >> AND THEN WE JUST COME OVER HERE AND YOU GET TO PICK A
FLAVOR.
THE
HERE AND YOU GET TO PICK A FLAVOR. THE DIFFERENT FLAVORS WILL HELP
YOU
FLAVOR. THE DIFFERENT FLAVORS WILL HELP YOU FIX DIFFERENT AILMENTS.
WE
THE DIFFERENT FLAVORS WILL HELP YOU FIX DIFFERENT AILMENTS. WE HAVE LEMONGRASS.
THAT
YOU FIX DIFFERENT AILMENTS. WE HAVE LEMONGRASS. THAT IS REALLY GOOD IF YOU HAVE
ANY
WE HAVE LEMONGRASS. THAT IS REALLY GOOD IF YOU HAVE ANY ALLERGIES.
THE
THAT IS REALLY GOOD IF YOU HAVE ANY ALLERGIES. THE TWO MINTS ON THE END: WE'VE
GOT
ANY ALLERGIES. THE TWO MINTS ON THE END: WE'VE GOT PEPPERMINT, AND WE ALSO HAVE
EUCALYPTUS-SPEARMINT.
THEY'RE
GOT PEPPERMINT, AND WE ALSO HAVE EUCALYPTUS-SPEARMINT. THEY'RE BOTH REAL ENERGY
BOOSTERS.
>>
THEY'RE BOTH REAL ENERGY BOOSTERS. >> LET'S GO TO ENERGY.
I
BOOSTERS. >> LET'S GO TO ENERGY. I NEED ENERGY RIGHT NOW.
OOH,
>> LET'S GO TO ENERGY. I NEED ENERGY RIGHT NOW. OOH, THAT SMELLS GOOD.
I
I NEED ENERGY RIGHT NOW. OOH, THAT SMELLS GOOD. I THINK I'M SETTLED RIGHT NOW.
>>
OOH, THAT SMELLS GOOD. I THINK I'M SETTLED RIGHT NOW. >> WELL, WHILE YOU RELAX, WHY
DON'T
I THINK I'M SETTLED RIGHT NOW. >> WELL, WHILE YOU RELAX, WHY DON'T WE SEE WHAT YOU HAVE OVER
HERE?
>>
DON'T WE SEE WHAT YOU HAVE OVER HERE? >> THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
>>
HERE? >> THAT SOUNDS GOOD. >> THIS IS A FOUR-UNIT, SO YOU
COULD
>> THAT SOUNDS GOOD. >> THIS IS A FOUR-UNIT, SO YOU COULD HAVE FOUR PEOPLE USING
THIS
>> THIS IS A FOUR-UNIT, SO YOU COULD HAVE FOUR PEOPLE USING THIS MACHINE RIGHT NOW.
>>
COULD HAVE FOUR PEOPLE USING THIS MACHINE RIGHT NOW. >> OKAY, DOES THIS HOOK UP TO
THIS?
>>
>> OKAY, DOES THIS HOOK UP TO THIS? >> YES, YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING
WITH
THIS? >> YES, YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH THIS WITHOUT THE OXYGEN
CONCENTRATOR.
THE
WITH THIS WITHOUT THE OXYGEN CONCENTRATOR. THE AIR THAT WE BREATHE IS ONLY
20%
CONCENTRATOR. THE AIR THAT WE BREATHE IS ONLY 20% OXYGEN.
SO
THE AIR THAT WE BREATHE IS ONLY 20% OXYGEN. SO THIS TAKES THE NITROGEN AND
THE
20% OXYGEN. SO THIS TAKES THE NITROGEN AND THE OTHER TRACE GASES OUT, AND
THAT
SO THIS TAKES THE NITROGEN AND THE OTHER TRACE GASES OUT, AND THAT WILL PUMP THE OXYGEN
THROUGH.
SO
THAT WILL PUMP THE OXYGEN THROUGH. SO THIS IS GOING TO BE THE MOST
VALUABLE
THROUGH. SO THIS IS GOING TO BE THE MOST VALUABLE PIECE.
>>
SO THIS IS GOING TO BE THE MOST VALUABLE PIECE. >> WOW.
>>
VALUABLE PIECE. >> WOW. >> NOW IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S
RUNNING.
AS
>> NOW IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S RUNNING. AS YOU HEAR IT, THERE'S A GENTLE
HUM.
>>
AS YOU HEAR IT, THERE'S A GENTLE HUM. >> THIS MACHINE WORKS?
>>
HUM. >> THIS MACHINE WORKS? >> YES.
>>
>> THIS MACHINE WORKS? >> YES. >> THAT'S ALL I NEED TO KNOW.
THAT
>> YES. >> THAT'S ALL I NEED TO KNOW. THAT MAKES ME HAPPY.
AHH,
>> THAT'S ALL I NEED TO KNOW. THAT MAKES ME HAPPY. AHH, I THINK I'D KIND OF LIKE TO
KEEP
THAT MAKES ME HAPPY. AHH, I THINK I'D KIND OF LIKE TO KEEP THIS.
WHERE
AHH, I THINK I'D KIND OF LIKE TO KEEP THIS. WHERE DO YOU GET THIS STUFF?
OOH.
>>
WHERE DO YOU GET THIS STUFF? OOH. >> HMM, MAYBE I OUGHTA ASK FOR A
RAISE
OOH. >> HMM, MAYBE I OUGHTA ASK FOR A RAISE WHILE LESA'S FEELING GOOD.
COULD
COULD YOU
COULD YOU GIVE US TOTAL PRICE OF
BOTH?
>>
BOTH? >> OH...
$1,500.
>>
$1,500. >> WHAT?
I
>> WHAT? I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THIS OR THE
PRICE,
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THIS OR THE PRICE, BUT THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
[laughs]
THE
[laughs] THE GIRLS CAME ON MY TURF AND
LOST.
SO,
SO, AFTER
SO, AFTER THAT TREATMENT, I FEEL
LIKE
SO, AFTER THAT TREATMENT, I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO BATTLE AGAIN.
I'M
SO, AFTER THAT TREATMENT, I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO BATTLE AGAIN. I'M NOT LEAVING YET.
I
LIKE I WANT TO BATTLE AGAIN. I'M NOT LEAVING YET. I GOT SOME MORE SNIFFS.
>>
>> SO
>> SO I'M
>> SO I'M TAKING MY THIRD ARM--
NOT
>> SO I'M TAKING MY THIRD ARM-- NOT THAT ONE, THE ONE I FOUND
IN
>> SO I'M TAKING MY THIRD ARM-- NOT THAT ONE, THE ONE I FOUND IN MY LOCKER--TO BE EXAMINED AT
A
NOT THAT ONE, THE ONE I FOUND IN MY LOCKER--TO BE EXAMINED AT A LOCAL COLLEGE.
HI,
IN MY LOCKER--TO BE EXAMINED AT A LOCAL COLLEGE. HI, ARE YOU SONI?
>>
A LOCAL COLLEGE. HI, ARE YOU SONI? >> HEY, YOU MUST BE VICTOR.
>>
HI, ARE YOU SONI? >> HEY, YOU MUST BE VICTOR. >> GOOD TO MEET YOU.
>>
>> HEY, YOU MUST BE VICTOR. >> GOOD TO MEET YOU. >> WHAT YOU GOT HERE?
>>
>> GOOD TO MEET YOU. >> WHAT YOU GOT HERE? >> WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU.
>>
>> WHAT YOU GOT HERE? >> WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU. >> OOH, INTERESTING.
>>
>> WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU. >> OOH, INTERESTING. >> IT IS, RIGHT?
>>
>> OOH, INTERESTING. >> IT IS, RIGHT? >> WHAT IT'S USED FOR, VICTOR,
IS
>> IT IS, RIGHT? >> WHAT IT'S USED FOR, VICTOR, IS NOT ONLY FOR PHLEBOTOMY.
MEDICAL
>> WHAT IT'S USED FOR, VICTOR, IS NOT ONLY FOR PHLEBOTOMY. MEDICAL PROFESSIONS WHO DRAW
BLOOD,
IS NOT ONLY FOR PHLEBOTOMY. MEDICAL PROFESSIONS WHO DRAW BLOOD, THEY'RE CALLED
PHLEBOTOMISTS.
BUT
BLOOD, THEY'RE CALLED PHLEBOTOMISTS. BUT IT'S ALSO USED FOR NURSES
AND
PHLEBOTOMISTS. BUT IT'S ALSO USED FOR NURSES AND EMTs.
>>
BUT IT'S ALSO USED FOR NURSES AND EMTs. >> I WAS RIGHT.
IT'S
AND EMTs. >> I WAS RIGHT. IT'S A TRAINING TOOL.
>>
>> I WAS RIGHT. IT'S A TRAINING TOOL. >> THESE ARE FAKE VESSELS.
>>
IT'S A TRAINING TOOL. >> THESE ARE FAKE VESSELS. >> SO THEY JUST FEED DOWN IN
THERE
>> THESE ARE FAKE VESSELS. >> SO THEY JUST FEED DOWN IN THERE LIKE THAT.
>>
>> SO THEY JUST FEED DOWN IN THERE LIKE THAT. >> YEAH, ALL THE WAY DOWN.
AND
THERE LIKE THAT. >> YEAH, ALL THE WAY DOWN. AND WHERE'S THE BLOOD?
IT'S
>> YEAH, ALL THE WAY DOWN. AND WHERE'S THE BLOOD? IT'S RIGHT HERE.
IT'S
AND WHERE'S THE BLOOD? IT'S RIGHT HERE. IT'S FAKE BLOOD.
YOU
IT'S RIGHT HERE. IT'S FAKE BLOOD. YOU MIX IT UP RIGHT AND THEN PUT
IT
IT'S FAKE BLOOD. YOU MIX IT UP RIGHT AND THEN PUT IT IN THIS BAG.
LET
YOU MIX IT UP RIGHT AND THEN PUT IT IN THIS BAG. LET ME SHOW YOU HERE HOW IT
WORKS,
IT IN THIS BAG. LET ME SHOW YOU HERE HOW IT WORKS, RIGHT HERE.
>>
LET ME SHOW YOU HERE HOW IT WORKS, RIGHT HERE. >> OKAY.
>>
WORKS, RIGHT HERE. >> OKAY. >> YOU FEEL FOR THE VEIN.
I
>> OKAY. >> YOU FEEL FOR THE VEIN. I WANT TO GO IN THIS VEIN RIGHT
HERE.
>>
I WANT TO GO IN THIS VEIN RIGHT HERE. >> SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO IN
THIS
HERE. >> SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO IN THIS VEIN RIGHT HERE IN THE
MIDDLE?
IT
THIS VEIN RIGHT HERE IN THE MIDDLE? IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOT MORE
BLOOD
MIDDLE? IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOT MORE BLOOD IN IT.
>>
IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOT MORE BLOOD IN IT. >> WHO'S THE TEACHER HERE, ME OR
YOU?
>>
>> WHO'S THE TEACHER HERE, ME OR YOU? >> HEY, LISTEN, YOU KNOW, I'M
JUST
YOU? >> HEY, LISTEN, YOU KNOW, I'M JUST GIVING YOU AN OBSERVATION.
I
>> HEY, LISTEN, YOU KNOW, I'M JUST GIVING YOU AN OBSERVATION. I CAN SEE BLOOD RIGHT THERE IN
THAT
JUST GIVING YOU AN OBSERVATION. I CAN SEE BLOOD RIGHT THERE IN THAT VEIN.
>>
I CAN SEE BLOOD RIGHT THERE IN THAT VEIN. >> YOU GOT TO BE VERY CAREFUL.
ONE,
THAT VEIN. >> YOU GOT TO BE VERY CAREFUL. ONE, TWO, THREE, STICK.
>>
>> YOU GOT TO BE VERY CAREFUL. ONE, TWO, THREE, STICK. >> UGH.
>>
ONE, TWO, THREE, STICK. >> UGH. >> YOU'RE IN THE VEIN.
WOW,
>> UGH. >> YOU'RE IN THE VEIN. WOW, LOOK AT THE BLOOD.
NICE.
>>
WOW, LOOK AT THE BLOOD. NICE. >> [sighs]
>>
NICE. >> [sighs] >> VOILA.
SEE
>> [sighs] >> VOILA. SEE THAT, VICTOR?
>>
>> VOILA. SEE THAT, VICTOR? >> [groans]
>>
SEE THAT, VICTOR? >> [groans] >> ARE YOU OKAY?
>>
>> [groans] >> ARE YOU OKAY? >> YEAH.
>>
>> ARE YOU OKAY? >> YEAH. >> AND THEN ONCE YOU'RE DONE...
>>
>> YEAH. >> AND THEN ONCE YOU'RE DONE... >> THAT'S TOTALLY GROSS.
>>
>> AND THEN ONCE YOU'RE DONE... >> THAT'S TOTALLY GROSS. >> THIS IS IT.
>>
>> THAT'S TOTALLY GROSS. >> THIS IS IT. >> SONI, ALL THAT INFORMATION
AND
>> THIS IS IT. >> SONI, ALL THAT INFORMATION AND EVERYTHING WAS GREAT.
BUT
BUT WHAT
BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW:
WHAT
BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW: WHAT IS IT WORTH?
>>
WHAT IS IT WORTH? >> WELL, I WOULD SAY AROUND...
$500
>> WELL, I WOULD SAY AROUND... $500 TO $600.
>>
$500 TO $600. >> DO YOU THINK SOMEBODY HERE
MIGHT
>> DO YOU THINK SOMEBODY HERE MIGHT BE INTERESTED?
>>
>> I
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
>>
>> I DON'T THINK SO. >> WHY NOT?
>>
>> I DON'T THINK SO. >> WHY NOT? >> THEY DON'T LIKE
HAND-ME-DOWNS.
>>
>> THEY DON'T LIKE HAND-ME-DOWNS. >> THAT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY.
>>
HAND-ME-DOWNS. >> THAT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY. >> SORRY.
>>
>> THAT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY. >> SORRY. >> HOW ABOUT A HIGH FIVE?
>>
>> SORRY. >> HOW ABOUT A HIGH FIVE? >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> HOW ABOUT A HIGH FIVE? >> ALL RIGHT. >> ROCK AND
>>
>> BUBBA
>> BUBBA AND I ARE ON OUR WAY TO
SEE
>> BUBBA AND I ARE ON OUR WAY TO SEE IF THIS WIZARD BOX
FINGER-THING
>> BUBBA AND I ARE ON OUR WAY TO SEE IF THIS WIZARD BOX FINGER-THING IS WORTH ANYTHING.
SUPPOSED
SUPPOSED TO FIND ROBERT.
WHY
SUPPOSED TO FIND ROBERT. WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?
>>
WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING? >> SHH.
>>
>> [laughing] SO?
>>
>> [laughing] SO? >> THERE'S CAMERAS EVERYWHERE.
I
>> [laughing] SO? >> THERE'S CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. I BET THEY'RE LISTENING.
>>
>> THERE'S CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. I BET THEY'RE LISTENING. >> CAN I HELP YOU?
>>
I BET THEY'RE LISTENING. >> CAN I HELP YOU? >> ARE YOU ROBERT?
>>
>> CAN I HELP YOU? >> ARE YOU ROBERT? >> YEAH.
>>
>> ARE YOU ROBERT? >> YEAH. >> BUBBA AND RICKY.
>>
>> YEAH. >> BUBBA AND RICKY. >> OH, HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'?
>>
>> BUBBA AND RICKY. >> OH, HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'? >> WE CALLED YOU ABOUT THE THING
WE
>> OH, HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'? >> WE CALLED YOU ABOUT THE THING WE FOUND.
>>
>> WE CALLED YOU ABOUT THE THING WE FOUND. >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YOU BET.
NICE
WE FOUND. >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YOU BET. NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS.
>>
>> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YOU BET. NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS. >> NICE MEETING YOU.
>>
NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS. >> NICE MEETING YOU. >> I THOUGHT MAYBE WE WERE BEING
LISTENED
>> NICE MEETING YOU. >> I THOUGHT MAYBE WE WERE BEING LISTENED TO AND RECORDED.
>>
>> I THOUGHT MAYBE WE WERE BEING LISTENED TO AND RECORDED. >> OH, YOU ARE.
[intense
LISTENED TO AND RECORDED. >> OH, YOU ARE. [intense music]
♪
>> OH, YOU ARE. [intense music] ♪ ♪
>>
[intense music] ♪ ♪ >> YOU COULD PROBABLY PUT A
CAMERA
♪ ♪ >> YOU COULD PROBABLY PUT A CAMERA IN ANYTHING.
>>
>> YOU COULD PROBABLY PUT A CAMERA IN ANYTHING. >> YOU BET.
>>
CAMERA IN ANYTHING. >> YOU BET. >> DO YOU GET, LIKE, PARANOID,
CRAZY
>> YOU BET. >> DO YOU GET, LIKE, PARANOID, CRAZY PEOPLE COMING IN HERE?
>>
>> DO YOU GET, LIKE, PARANOID, CRAZY PEOPLE COMING IN HERE? >> WE DON'T CALL IT "PARANOID."
WE
CRAZY PEOPLE COMING IN HERE? >> WE DON'T CALL IT "PARANOID." WE CALL IT "CAUTIOUS."
THIS
>> WE DON'T CALL IT "PARANOID." WE CALL IT "CAUTIOUS." THIS IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS.
>>
WE CALL IT "CAUTIOUS." THIS IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS. >> [laughing] OKAY.
>>
THIS IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS. >> [laughing] OKAY. >> SO, WHAT YOU GOT THERE, GUY?
>>
>> [laughing] OKAY. >> SO, WHAT YOU GOT THERE, GUY? >> I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S SPY
STUFF...
[device
>> I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S SPY STUFF... [device beeping]
BUT
STUFF... [device beeping] BUT IT'S GOT THE FINGER SCAN AND
CAMERAS,
[device beeping] BUT IT'S GOT THE FINGER SCAN AND CAMERAS, SO...
>>
BUT IT'S GOT THE FINGER SCAN AND CAMERAS, SO... >> [female voice] TRY AGAIN,
PLEASE.
>>
>> [female voice] TRY AGAIN, PLEASE. >> BASICALLY WHAT IT'S USED FOR
IS
PLEASE. >> BASICALLY WHAT IT'S USED FOR IS ACCESS CONTROL INTO MOST
COMPANIES.
WHAT
IS ACCESS CONTROL INTO MOST COMPANIES. WHAT SETS THIS ONE APART FROM
MOST
COMPANIES. WHAT SETS THIS ONE APART FROM MOST OF 'EM, IS YOU ACTUALLY
HAVE
WHAT SETS THIS ONE APART FROM MOST OF 'EM, IS YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO HAVE A THUMBPRINT THAT
MATCHES
MOST OF 'EM, IS YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO HAVE A THUMBPRINT THAT MATCHES WITH THE DATABASE THAT'S
IN
HAVE TO HAVE A THUMBPRINT THAT MATCHES WITH THE DATABASE THAT'S IN HERE AND A PHOTO THAT MATCHES
WITH
MATCHES WITH THE DATABASE THAT'S IN HERE AND A PHOTO THAT MATCHES WITH IT AS WELL.
>>
IN HERE AND A PHOTO THAT MATCHES WITH IT AS WELL. >> OH, WOW.
>>
WITH IT AS WELL. >> OH, WOW. >> SO THIS IS A PRETTY NICE
PIECE
>> OH, WOW. >> SO THIS IS A PRETTY NICE PIECE OF EQUIPMENT.
>>
>> SO THIS IS A PRETTY NICE PIECE OF EQUIPMENT. >> HIGH SECURITY.
>>
PIECE OF EQUIPMENT. >> HIGH SECURITY. >> YEAH, YOU BET.
>>
>> HIGH SECURITY. >> YEAH, YOU BET. >> SO I WAS HOPING THIS WAS KIND
OF
>> YEAH, YOU BET. >> SO I WAS HOPING THIS WAS KIND OF MORE, YOU KNOW, LIKE
JAMES
>> SO I WAS HOPING THIS WAS KIND OF MORE, YOU KNOW, LIKE JAMES BOND KIND OF STUFF.
>>
OF MORE, YOU KNOW, LIKE JAMES BOND KIND OF STUFF. >> WELL, NOT EVERYBODY CAN BE
JAMES
JAMES BOND KIND OF STUFF. >> WELL, NOT EVERYBODY CAN BE JAMES BOND.
>>
>> WELL, NOT EVERYBODY CAN BE JAMES BOND. >> I CAN BE JAMES BOND IF I
WANTED
JAMES BOND. >> I CAN BE JAMES BOND IF I WANTED TO.
I
>> I CAN BE JAMES BOND IF I WANTED TO. I JUST GOT OTHER STUFF GOING ON
RIGHT
WANTED TO. I JUST GOT OTHER STUFF GOING ON RIGHT NOW.
>>
I JUST GOT OTHER STUFF GOING ON RIGHT NOW. >> WELL, ROBERT, IT SEEMS LIKE
THIS
RIGHT NOW. >> WELL, ROBERT, IT SEEMS LIKE THIS SPY STUFF IS PRETTY
EXPENSIVE.
>>
>> HE
>> HE WANTS TO KNOW HOW MUCH
THIS
>> HE WANTS TO KNOW HOW MUCH THIS IS WORTH.
>>
THIS IS WORTH. >> YOU COULD PROBABLY GET...
UP
>> YOU COULD PROBABLY GET... UP TO AROUND 900.
>>
UP TO AROUND 900. >> THAT'S A GOOD LICK.
>>
>> THAT'S A GOOD LICK. >> THAT IS A GOOD LICK.
>>
>> THANKS
>> THANKS A LOT.
>>
>> THANKS A LOT. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>>
>> THANKS A LOT. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> Y'ALL HAVE ANY OTHER
QUESTIONS?
>>
>> Y'ALL HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS? >> I THINK YOU COVERED IT,
ROBERT.
NOW
>> I THINK YOU COVERED IT, ROBERT. NOW WE JUST GOT TO FIND SOME
PARANOID
ROBERT. NOW WE JUST GOT TO FIND SOME PARANOID PERSON TO BUY THIS FROM
US.
>>
PARANOID PERSON TO BUY THIS FROM US. >> CAUTIOUS.
>>
US. >> CAUTIOUS. >> narrator: THE CONROE
CHAMPIONS
>> CAUTIOUS. >> narrator: THE CONROE CHAMPIONS WERE RICKY AND BUBBA,
WHOSE
>> narrator: THE CONROE CHAMPIONS WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, WHOSE SECURITY UNIT LOCKED UP A
PROFIT
CHAMPIONS WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, WHOSE SECURITY UNIT LOCKED UP A PROFIT OF $1,120.
VICTOR
WHOSE SECURITY UNIT LOCKED UP A PROFIT OF $1,120. VICTOR RJESNJANSKY HIT A VEIN
AND
PROFIT OF $1,120. VICTOR RJESNJANSKY HIT A VEIN AND DREW 900 BUCKS FROM HIS
MEDICAL
VICTOR RJESNJANSKY HIT A VEIN AND DREW 900 BUCKS FROM HIS MEDICAL TRAINING DEVICE.
LESA
AND DREW 900 BUCKS FROM HIS MEDICAL TRAINING DEVICE. LESA LEWIS REJUVENATED HER
FORTUNES
MEDICAL TRAINING DEVICE. LESA LEWIS REJUVENATED HER FORTUNES WITH A PORTABLE OXYGEN
BAR,
LESA LEWIS REJUVENATED HER FORTUNES WITH A PORTABLE OXYGEN BAR, BREATHING EASY WITH A $320
PROFIT,
FORTUNES WITH A PORTABLE OXYGEN BAR, BREATHING EASY WITH A $320 PROFIT, WHILE JENNY GRUMBLES
WAS
BAR, BREATHING EASY WITH A $320 PROFIT, WHILE JENNY GRUMBLES WAS LEFT GASPING FOR A LOCKER.
AND
PROFIT, WHILE JENNY GRUMBLES WAS LEFT GASPING FOR A LOCKER. AND MARY AND MOE EARNED NOTHING
BUT
WAS LEFT GASPING FOR A LOCKER. AND MARY AND MOE EARNED NOTHING BUT A CRAMPED RIDE HOME.
>>
>> ARE
>> ARE THESE LIKE X-RAY?
>>
>> ARE THESE LIKE X-RAY? >> NO, THEY'RE DESIGNED TO SEE
BEHIND
>> NO, THEY'RE DESIGNED TO SEE BEHIND YOU.
>>
BEHIND YOU. >> CAN YOU SEE BEHIND YOU?
>>
>> CAN YOU SEE BEHIND YOU? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> COMING UP ON YOU, GONNA...
YOU'RE
>> COMING UP ON YOU, GONNA... YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE.
YOU'D
YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE. YOU'D BE HURT ALREADY.
>>
YOU'D BE HURT ALREADY. >> YEAH, HE'D BE IN TROUBLE,
WOULDN'T
>> YEAH, HE'D BE IN TROUBLE, WOULDN'T HE?
>>
WOULDN'T HE? >> OKAY, HOW MANY FINGERS DO I
HAVE
>> OKAY, HOW MANY FINGERS DO I HAVE UP?
>>
HAVE UP? >> FOUR.
TWO,
>> FOUR. TWO, SIDEWAYS.
TIME-OUT.
THE
TIME-OUT. THE MONKEY FLEW OVER THE
CUCKOO'S
THE MONKEY FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST.
>>
CUCKOO'S NEST. >> THE