>>
>> male
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
IN
>> male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS...
THE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED... IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN...
>>
IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS... THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT.
>>
THE TREASURES WITHIN... >> OOH, SO NEAT. >> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR
AUCTION.
>>
>> narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT.
>>
AUCTION. >> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> HERE, WALT. >> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,050. >> YEAH!
>>
>> 1,050. >> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP...
>>
>> YEAH! >> narrator: COMING UP... >> I NEED SOME TRASH THAT I CAN
MOLD
>> narrator: COMING UP... >> I NEED SOME TRASH THAT I CAN MOLD INTO GOLD.
>>
>> I NEED SOME TRASH THAT I CAN MOLD INTO GOLD. >> THERE'S YOUR PROJECT.
>>
MOLD INTO GOLD. >> THERE'S YOUR PROJECT. >> IF I MAKE IT COOL, THIS WILL
BE
>> THERE'S YOUR PROJECT. >> IF I MAKE IT COOL, THIS WILL BE A GOOD SELL.
>>
>> IF I MAKE IT COOL, THIS WILL BE A GOOD SELL. >> YOU DIDN'T CUT THAT MIRROR.
>>
BE A GOOD SELL. >> YOU DIDN'T CUT THAT MIRROR. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YOU DIDN'T CUT THAT MIRROR. >> YEAH. >> WHAT A SURPRISE--JUNK.
>>
>> YEAH. >> WHAT A SURPRISE--JUNK. >> I'M LIKING THE LOOK OF THESE
MYSTERY
>> WHAT A SURPRISE--JUNK. >> I'M LIKING THE LOOK OF THESE MYSTERY BOXES.
>>
>> I'M LIKING THE LOOK OF THESE MYSTERY BOXES. >> IT'S HEAVY.
>>
MYSTERY BOXES. >> IT'S HEAVY. >> IS IT A MICROWAVE?
>>
>> IT'S HEAVY. >> IS IT A MICROWAVE? >> THERE'S ACTUALLY DIAMONDS
EMBEDDED
>> IS IT A MICROWAVE? >> THERE'S ACTUALLY DIAMONDS EMBEDDED IN THE WHEEL.
>>
>> THERE'S ACTUALLY DIAMONDS EMBEDDED IN THE WHEEL. >> THIS THING MIGHT BE A LITTLE
MORE
EMBEDDED IN THE WHEEL. >> THIS THING MIGHT BE A LITTLE MORE VALUABLE THAN I THOUGHT.
>>
>> THIS THING MIGHT BE A LITTLE MORE VALUABLE THAN I THOUGHT. >> BUBBA AND I MAY BE A LONG WAY
FROM
MORE VALUABLE THAN I THOUGHT. >> BUBBA AND I MAY BE A LONG WAY FROM HOME, BUT TEXARKANA ALWAYS
HAS
>> BUBBA AND I MAY BE A LONG WAY FROM HOME, BUT TEXARKANA ALWAYS HAS ANTIQUES.
WELL,
FROM HOME, BUT TEXARKANA ALWAYS HAS ANTIQUES. WELL, GUESS WHAT.
>>
HAS ANTIQUES. WELL, GUESS WHAT. >> THIS HAS A SIGNIFICANT VALUE
TO
WELL, GUESS WHAT. >> THIS HAS A SIGNIFICANT VALUE TO IT.
>>
>> THIS HAS A SIGNIFICANT VALUE TO IT. >> WE HIT THE HOLY GRAIL.
[country
[country rock music]
>>
[country rock music] >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
THAT'S
GONNA GET. THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA.
>>
THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS, BUBBA. >> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.
>>
>> BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND. >> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF
FROM
>> I CAN TURN THIS STUFF FROM CRAP TO CUTE.
>>
FROM CRAP TO CUTE. >> I SEE TREASURES.
>>
>> IT'S
>> IT'S FABULOUS.
♪
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪
>>
>> IT'S FABULOUS. ♪ ♪ >> all: OH!
>>
♪ ♪ >> all: OH! >> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE
FIND.
>>
>> YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT WE FIND. >> LET'S GO.
>>
FIND. >> LET'S GO. >> YEAH!
>>
>> LET'S GO. >> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> YEAH! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY!
>>
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ >> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
♪
>> HEY! >> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪
♪
>> ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN ♪
>>
>> RIGHT
>> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> AND IT'S SOLD!
TODAY
>> AND IT'S SOLD! TODAY WE'RE IN TEXARKANA, TEXAS.
NOW
TODAY WE'RE IN TEXARKANA, TEXAS. NOW THIS CITY STRADDLES BOTH
TEXAS
NOW THIS CITY STRADDLES BOTH TEXAS AND ARKANSAS.
WITH
TEXAS AND ARKANSAS. WITH THIS CITY BEING THE BEST
OF
WITH THIS CITY BEING THE BEST OF BOTH STATES, LET'S HOPE OUR
BUYERS
OF BOTH STATES, LET'S HOPE OUR BUYERS STRADDLE A NICE PROFIT.
>>
BUYERS STRADDLE A NICE PROFIT. >> WE GOTTA ROLL THE DICE, AND
HOPE
>> WE GOTTA ROLL THE DICE, AND HOPE THAT IT TURNS OUT VERY--
>>
HOPE THAT IT TURNS OUT VERY-- >> both: NICE.
>>
>> both: NICE. >> TODAY IT'S ALL ABOUT MARY.
THAT'S
>> TODAY IT'S ALL ABOUT MARY. THAT'S ME.
I
I NEED
I NEED SOME RAW MATERIALS, OR
JUST
I NEED SOME RAW MATERIALS, OR JUST TRASH THAT I CAN MOLD INTO
GOLD.
I
JUST TRASH THAT I CAN MOLD INTO GOLD. I NEED TO FOCUS ON RAW
MATERIALS,
GOLD. I NEED TO FOCUS ON RAW MATERIALS, MAYBE SOME DIFFERENT
MATERIALS,
I NEED TO FOCUS ON RAW MATERIALS, MAYBE SOME DIFFERENT MATERIALS, YOU KNOW, THAT I CAN
MAKE
MATERIALS, MAYBE SOME DIFFERENT MATERIALS, YOU KNOW, THAT I CAN MAKE SOMETHING FUNKY WITH.
I'M
MATERIALS, YOU KNOW, THAT I CAN MAKE SOMETHING FUNKY WITH. I'M IN THE MOOD.
>>
MAKE SOMETHING FUNKY WITH. I'M IN THE MOOD. >> I HAVEN'T BEEN GETTING A LOT
OF
I'M IN THE MOOD. >> I HAVEN'T BEEN GETTING A LOT OF LOCKERS LATELY.
AND
>> I HAVEN'T BEEN GETTING A LOT OF LOCKERS LATELY. AND I THINK IT'S BECAUSE I TALK
TOO
OF LOCKERS LATELY. AND I THINK IT'S BECAUSE I TALK TOO MUCH.
I'VE
AND I THINK IT'S BECAUSE I TALK TOO MUCH. I'VE BEEN GIVING MY COMPETITION
THE
TOO MUCH. I'VE BEEN GIVING MY COMPETITION THE EDGE LATELY BY RUNNING MY
BIG
I'VE BEEN GIVING MY COMPETITION THE EDGE LATELY BY RUNNING MY BIG FAT MOUTH.
SO
THE EDGE LATELY BY RUNNING MY BIG FAT MOUTH. SO TODAY I GOTTA BE S.B.D.--
SILENT
SILENT BUT DEADLY.
I'M
I'M GONNA
I'M GONNA TAKE A VOW OF
CELIBACY.
NO,
I'M GONNA TAKE A VOW OF CELIBACY. NO, NO CELIBACY--SILENCE-Y.
>>
CELIBACY. NO, NO CELIBACY--SILENCE-Y. >> RICKY, ARE WE IN TEXAS OR
ARKANSAS
NO, NO CELIBACY--SILENCE-Y. >> RICKY, ARE WE IN TEXAS OR ARKANSAS RIGHT NOW?
>>
>> RICKY, ARE WE IN TEXAS OR ARKANSAS RIGHT NOW? >> NO, WE'RE STILL IN TEXAS.
I
ARKANSAS RIGHT NOW? >> NO, WE'RE STILL IN TEXAS. I CAN TELL BY THE ROAD SIGNS.
>>
>> NO, WE'RE STILL IN TEXAS. I CAN TELL BY THE ROAD SIGNS. >> WHAT, THEY'RE PAINTED?
>>
I CAN TELL BY THE ROAD SIGNS. >> WHAT, THEY'RE PAINTED? >> BUBBA AND I MAY BE A LONG
WAY
>> WHAT, THEY'RE PAINTED? >> BUBBA AND I MAY BE A LONG WAY FROM HOME, BUT TEXARKANA
ALWAYS
>> BUBBA AND I MAY BE A LONG WAY FROM HOME, BUT TEXARKANA ALWAYS HAS ANTIQUES.
AND
AND THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TRYING
TO
AND THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO EXPAND ON.
YEAH,
YEAH, WE
YEAH, WE NEED KEEP THAT HIGHER
END
YEAH, WE NEED KEEP THAT HIGHER END STUFF FOR OUR BIG BANK HANKS
THAT
YEAH, WE NEED KEEP THAT HIGHER END STUFF FOR OUR BIG BANK HANKS THAT ARE IN TOWN.
>>
END STUFF FOR OUR BIG BANK HANKS THAT ARE IN TOWN. >> I'M A CITY GIRL, BUT MY
CUSTOMERS
THAT ARE IN TOWN. >> I'M A CITY GIRL, BUT MY CUSTOMERS LOVE THE COUNTRY LOOK.
SO
>> I'M A CITY GIRL, BUT MY CUSTOMERS LOVE THE COUNTRY LOOK. SO I'M HERE TO STOCK UP.
I
CUSTOMERS LOVE THE COUNTRY LOOK. SO I'M HERE TO STOCK UP. I FEEL A LITTLE OUT OF MY
ELEMENT.
HOWEVER,
HOWEVER, I ALWAYS HAVE GRACE
UNDER
HOWEVER, I ALWAYS HAVE GRACE UNDER PRESSURE.
[grunts]
[laughs]
>>
[grunts] [laughs] >> CAREFUL WITH THAT FENCE.
>>
[laughs] >> CAREFUL WITH THAT FENCE. >> [laughs] OH, MY GOD.
HEY,
>> CAREFUL WITH THAT FENCE. >> [laughs] OH, MY GOD. HEY, VIC.
HOW'S
>> [laughs] OH, MY GOD. HEY, VIC. HOW'S IT GOING THIS MORNING?
>>
HEY, VIC. HOW'S IT GOING THIS MORNING? >> DON'T TALK TO HER.
DON'T
HOW'S IT GOING THIS MORNING? >> DON'T TALK TO HER. DON'T TALK TO HER.
DON'T
>> DON'T TALK TO HER. DON'T TALK TO HER. DON'T DO IT.
>>
DON'T TALK TO HER. DON'T DO IT. >> CAT CAUGHT YOUR TONGUE?
HOW
DON'T DO IT. >> CAT CAUGHT YOUR TONGUE? HOW YOU GONNA BID ON STUFF?
[chuckles]
OKAY,
HOW YOU GONNA BID ON STUFF? [chuckles] OKAY, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
>>
[chuckles] OKAY, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. >> OKAY. EVERYBODY OUT HERE FOR
THE
OKAY, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. >> OKAY. EVERYBODY OUT HERE FOR THE AUCTION?
I'M
>> OKAY. EVERYBODY OUT HERE FOR THE AUCTION? I'M READY TO GO!
>>
THE AUCTION? I'M READY TO GO! >> OH, MY GOD.
>>
I'M READY TO GO! >> OH, MY GOD. >> OH, MY GOD.
YOU'LL
>> OH, MY GOD. >> OH, MY GOD. YOU'LL THROW A HIP OUT.
>>
>> OH, MY GOD. YOU'LL THROW A HIP OUT. >> OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
ALL
YOU'LL THROW A HIP OUT. >> OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BOYS
>> OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, HERE ARE THE
RULES
ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION.
WE'RE
BOYS AND GIRLS, HERE ARE THE RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU'RE
RULES FOR TODAY'S AUCTION. WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND.
THERE
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO LOOK AROUND. THERE WILL BE NO STEPPING
INSIDE,
TO LOOK AROUND. THERE WILL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE.
NO
THERE WILL BE NO STEPPING INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE. NO OPENING ANY BOXES.
TODAY'S
INSIDE, NO REACHING INSIDE. NO OPENING ANY BOXES. TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY
SALE.
PLEASE
TODAY'S SALE IS A CASH-ONLY SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY
THAT
SALE. PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS.
ARE
PLEASE BID ONLY WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO?
[all
THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS. ARE YOU READY TO GO? [all cheering]
>>
ARE YOU READY TO GO? [all cheering] >> LET'S GO!
>>
[all cheering] >> LET'S GO! >> HAMMER UP! LET'S GO!
>>
>> WHOO!
>>
>> WHOO! >> IS THAT A COUCH OR, LIKE,
A
>> WHOO! >> IS THAT A COUCH OR, LIKE, A LOUNGER?
>>
>> IS THAT A COUCH OR, LIKE, A LOUNGER? >> YEAH.
>>
A LOUNGER? >> YEAH. >> THIS LITTLE TABLE'S NICE TOO.
>>
>> YEAH. >> THIS LITTLE TABLE'S NICE TOO. >> RIGHT.
>>
>> THE
>> THE FURNITURE'S CLEAN, BUT
THESE
>> THE FURNITURE'S CLEAN, BUT THESE BAGS PROBABLY DON'T HAVE
THE
THESE BAGS PROBABLY DON'T HAVE THE ANTIQUES WE'RE LOOKING FOR.
>>
>> THEY
>> THEY DON'T PUT RAW MATERIALS
IN
>> THEY DON'T PUT RAW MATERIALS IN TRASH BAGS.
>>
>> THEY DON'T PUT RAW MATERIALS IN TRASH BAGS. >> THIS IS BLAH FURNITURE.
AND
IN TRASH BAGS. >> THIS IS BLAH FURNITURE. AND THOSE BAGS ARE TRASH.
>>
>> THIS IS BLAH FURNITURE. AND THOSE BAGS ARE TRASH. >> HMM.
SOME
AND THOSE BAGS ARE TRASH. >> HMM. SOME DECORATIVE ITEMS IN THE
BOXES.
I'M
SOME DECORATIVE ITEMS IN THE BOXES. I'M THINKING THIS IS SOME OLD
LADY'S
BOXES. I'M THINKING THIS IS SOME OLD LADY'S LIVING ROOM--
NOT
I'M THINKING THIS IS SOME OLD LADY'S LIVING ROOM-- NOT MUCH
I'M
I'M LIKING THE LOOK OF THESE
MYSTERY
I'M LIKING THE LOOK OF THESE MYSTERY BOXES.
AND
I'M LIKING THE LOOK OF THESE MYSTERY BOXES. AND THE FURNITURE HAS THAT CUTE
COUNTRY
MYSTERY BOXES. AND THE FURNITURE HAS THAT CUTE COUNTRY LOOK I'M GOING FOR.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 100.
GOT
GENTLEMEN, 100. GOT 100. CAN I GET 150?
>>
GOT 100. CAN I GET 150? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 200.
>>
>> NOW 200. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 200 THERE. NOW 250?
>>
>> 200 THERE. NOW 250? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 250. NOW 300?
>>
>> 250. NOW 300? >> 300.
>>
>> 300. >> NOW 350. NOW 400?
>>
>> NOW 350. NOW 400? >> 400.
>>
>> 400. >> NOW 450. AND 500.
GOT
>> NOW 450. AND 500. GOT A LITTLE CAT FIGHT GOING
HERE.
>>
HERE. >> OOH, IT'S UPTOWN COUNTRY HOME
VERSUS
>> OOH, IT'S UPTOWN COUNTRY HOME VERSUS UPTOWN COUNTRY MOBILE
HOME.
>>
HOME. >> 500.
>>
>> 500. >> NOW 550?
>>
>> NOW 550? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 550. NOW 600?
>>
>> 550. NOW 600? >> 600.
>>
>> 600. >> NOW 650?
>>
>> NOW 650? >> YES.
>>
>> YES. >> CAN I GET 700? 700.
NOW
>> CAN I GET 700? 700. NOW 750?
>>
NOW 750? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 750. NOW 800?
WILL
>> 750. NOW 800? WILL YOU GIVE 800?
>>
WILL YOU GIVE 800? >> 800.
>>
>> 800. >> 800 THERE.
NOW
>> 800 THERE. NOW 850 TO YOU JENNY.
WE'LL
NOW 850 TO YOU JENNY. WE'LL GIVE 850.
NOW
WE'LL GIVE 850. NOW 900, 900, $900?
[auctioneering]
LAST
[auctioneering] LAST CALL. 900 GOING ONCE.
900
LAST CALL. 900 GOING ONCE. 900 GOING TWICE.
I
900 GOING TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE.
$850.
[applause]
>>
[applause] >> SCORE ONE FOR THE CITY GIRL.
I'M
I'M TAKING A BREAK FROM THE
AUCTION
I'M TAKING A BREAK FROM THE AUCTION TO MEET MY HELPER JOSE.
OKAY,
I'M TAKING A BREAK FROM THE AUCTION TO MEET MY HELPER JOSE. OKAY, JOSE.
>>
AUCTION TO MEET MY HELPER JOSE. OKAY, JOSE. >> OKAY.
>>
OKAY, JOSE. >> OKAY. >> LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT.
I'M
>> OKAY. >> LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT. I'M SURE JOSE WILL AGREE...
>>
>> LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT. I'M SURE JOSE WILL AGREE... >> OKAY.
>>
I'M SURE JOSE WILL AGREE... >> OKAY. >> I GOT A STEAL.
YOU
>> OKAY. >> I GOT A STEAL. YOU GOT THAT ONE.
JEWELRY.
>>
JEWELRY. >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> COSTUME?
$10.
>>
$10. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> THIS JEWELRY ISN'T GONNA
CUT
>> THIS JEWELRY ISN'T GONNA CUT IT.
ON
CUT IT. ON TO THE FURNITURE.
OH,
ON TO THE FURNITURE. OH, IT'S REALLY LIGHT.
>>
OH, IT'S REALLY LIGHT. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> IT'S COOL, RIGHT?
I
>> IT'S COOL, RIGHT? I THINK THIS ONE COULD BE $100.
>>
I THINK THIS ONE COULD BE $100. >> I THINK YOU'LL GET IT.
>>
>> I THINK YOU'LL GET IT. >> SEEMS LIKE A GOOD, STURDY
DESK.
>>
DESK. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> AFTER I PAINT THIS, FIX IT
UP--$200.
>>
UP--$200. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> TRASH.
>>
>> TRASH. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> THROW AWAY.
>>
>> THROW AWAY. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> GROSS.
>>
>> GROSS. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> NO.
>>
>> NO. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> NO.
>>
>> NO. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. >> YOU DIDN'T SAY OKAY.
[laughs]
[grunts]
IT'S
[grunts] IT'S A GOOD DESK.
>>
IT'S A GOOD DESK. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> 375.
>>
>> 375. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> WITH THESE DESKS, I MADE MY
MONEY
>> WITH THESE DESKS, I MADE MY MONEY BACK, BUT I WANNA FIND
MORE.
MAMA
MORE. MAMA NEEDS A PROFIT.
I'VE
MAMA NEEDS A PROFIT. I'VE GOT LAMPSHADES.
>>
I'VE GOT LAMPSHADES. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
$30
>> THAT'S A GOOD ONE. $30 WITH THE SHADES THERE.
>>
$30 WITH THE SHADES THERE. >> OKAY.
>>
>> OKAY. >> THIS ONE'S HEAVY.
IT'S
IT'S DEFINITELY NOT PILLOWS.
WHAT?
IS
IT'S DEFINITELY NOT PILLOWS. WHAT? IS IT A MICROWAVE?
>>
WHAT? IS IT A MICROWAVE? >> LET ME PULL IT FROM THE BOX.
>>
IS IT A MICROWAVE? >> LET ME PULL IT FROM THE BOX. >> HERE, I GOT THE BOX.
YOU
>> LET ME PULL IT FROM THE BOX. >> HERE, I GOT THE BOX. YOU GOT IT?
IS
>> HERE, I GOT THE BOX. YOU GOT IT? IS IT HEAVY?
>>
YOU GOT IT? IS IT HEAVY? >> IT'S HEAVY.
>>
IS IT HEAVY? >> IT'S HEAVY. >> OKAY.
WHAT
>> IT'S HEAVY. >> OKAY. WHAT IS IT?
WHATEVER
>> OKAY. WHAT IS IT? WHATEVER THIS MACHINE IS, IT HAS
A
WHAT IS IT? WHATEVER THIS MACHINE IS, IT HAS A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT SANDPAPERS.
IT
WHATEVER THIS MACHINE IS, IT HAS A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT SANDPAPERS. IT COULD BE FOR GRINDING OR
SOMETHING.
IT
IT COULD BE FOR GRINDING OR SOMETHING. IT HAS THESE DIAMONDS HERE IN
THE
SOMETHING. IT HAS THESE DIAMONDS HERE IN THE LOGO.
>>
IT HAS THESE DIAMONDS HERE IN THE LOGO. >> OKAY.
>>
THE LOGO. >> OKAY. >> SO MAYBE IT'S FOR ROCKS OR
DIAMONDS?
OR
>> SO MAYBE IT'S FOR ROCKS OR DIAMONDS? OR TURNING ROCKS INTO SOMETHING
ELSE
DIAMONDS? OR TURNING ROCKS INTO SOMETHING ELSE WITH THE SANDPAPER?
THIS
OR TURNING ROCKS INTO SOMETHING ELSE WITH THE SANDPAPER? THIS LADY LOVED JEWELRY, SO I'M
STARTING
ELSE WITH THE SANDPAPER? THIS LADY LOVED JEWELRY, SO I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT THIS
THING
THIS LADY LOVED JEWELRY, SO I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT THIS THING IS FOR MAKING JEWELRY, OR
CLEANING
STARTING TO THINK THAT THIS THING IS FOR MAKING JEWELRY, OR CLEANING IT.
AND
THING IS FOR MAKING JEWELRY, OR CLEANING IT. AND IT LOOKS PRETTY EXPENSIVE.
WELL,
CLEANING IT. AND IT LOOKS PRETTY EXPENSIVE. WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD GET IT
LOOKED
AND IT LOOKS PRETTY EXPENSIVE. WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD GET IT LOOKED AT.
>>
WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD GET IT LOOKED AT. >> OKAY.
>>
LOOKED AT. >> OKAY. >> I'LL TAKE IT TO SOMEONE TO
FIND
>> OKAY. >> I'LL TAKE IT TO SOMEONE TO FIND OUT.
>>
>> I'LL TAKE IT TO SOMEONE TO FIND OUT. >> OKAY.
[saw
FIND OUT. >> OKAY. [saw whirring]
>>
>> OOH.
THERE'S
>> OOH. THERE'S LOTS OF STUFF IN THERE,
DUDE.
IT
THERE'S LOTS OF STUFF IN THERE, DUDE. IT LOOKED LIKE SOMEBODY FROM
ARKANSAS
DUDE. IT LOOKED LIKE SOMEBODY FROM ARKANSAS OWNED THIS LOCKER.
>>
IT LOOKED LIKE SOMEBODY FROM ARKANSAS OWNED THIS LOCKER. >> MY INNER VOICE SAYS, "NO
FREAKIN'
ARKANSAS OWNED THIS LOCKER. >> MY INNER VOICE SAYS, "NO FREAKIN' WAY."
>>
>> MY INNER VOICE SAYS, "NO FREAKIN' WAY." >> UGH.
THIS
FREAKIN' WAY." >> UGH. THIS IS A MESS, BUT THERE COULD
BE
>> UGH. THIS IS A MESS, BUT THERE COULD BE SOME GOOD STUFF IN HERE.
>>
THIS IS A MESS, BUT THERE COULD BE SOME GOOD STUFF IN HERE. >> THIS THING'S COOL, MOE.
IT
BE SOME GOOD STUFF IN HERE. >> THIS THING'S COOL, MOE. IT HAS WHEELS ON IT.
>>
>> THIS THING'S COOL, MOE. IT HAS WHEELS ON IT. >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
THERE'S
IT HAS WHEELS ON IT. >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. THERE'S A PLETHORA OF STUFF IN
HERE.
>>
THERE'S A PLETHORA OF STUFF IN HERE. >> PLETHORA?
IF
HERE. >> PLETHORA? IF THAT MEANS A TON OF
TREASURES,
>> PLETHORA? IF THAT MEANS A TON OF TREASURES, I THINK HE'S RIGHT.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 100?
>>
GENTLEMEN, 100? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 100. NOW 200?
>>
>> 100. NOW 200? >> YEP. RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> YEP. RIGHT HERE. >> NOW 300. CAN I GET 300?
300
>> NOW 300. CAN I GET 300? 300 THERE. NOW 400?
>>
300 THERE. NOW 400? >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> NOW 500?
500.
>> NOW 500? 500. NOW 600?
>>
500. NOW 600? >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> NOW 700?
>>
>> NOW 700? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 800? BID $800?
>>
>> 800? BID $800? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 800 THERE. NOW 900?
900?
900,
900? 900, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
900
900, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 900 ONCE.
900
900 ONCE. 900 TWICE.
I
900 TWICE. I SOLD IT RIGHT HERE.
$800.
[applause]
>>
[applause] >> 800 FOR THIS JUNKYARD?
WE
>> 800 FOR THIS JUNKYARD? WE GOTTA GO THROUGH THIS
DISASTER
WE GOTTA GO THROUGH THIS DISASTER RIGHT NOW.
OH,
OH, MY
OH, MY GOSH.
>>
OH, MY GOSH. >> OKAY.
MOE,
OH, MY GOSH. >> OKAY. MOE, THIS HAS A LOCK ON IT AND
IT'S
>> OKAY. MOE, THIS HAS A LOCK ON IT AND IT'S LOCKED.
YOU
MOE, THIS HAS A LOCK ON IT AND IT'S LOCKED. YOU GOT YOUR BOY SCOUT KNIFE?
>>
IT'S LOCKED. YOU GOT YOUR BOY SCOUT KNIFE? >> YEAH.
>>
YOU GOT YOUR BOY SCOUT KNIFE? >> YEAH. >> THIS COULD BE OUR MEAL
TICKET,
>> YEAH. >> THIS COULD BE OUR MEAL TICKET, MOE.
ALL
>> THIS COULD BE OUR MEAL TICKET, MOE. ALL RIGHT. POP IT IN THERE.
YEAH.
OH,
ALL RIGHT. POP IT IN THERE. YEAH. OH, DAMN IT.
[chuckles]
FREAKIN'
OH, DAMN IT. [chuckles] FREAKIN' PIECES OF--WHAT?
CARDBOARD.
>>
FREAKIN' PIECES OF--WHAT? CARDBOARD. >> THAT WAS A NICE TREASURE.
>>
CARDBOARD. >> THAT WAS A NICE TREASURE. >> WOW. THERE'S A LOT OF [bleep]
BACK
>> THAT WAS A NICE TREASURE. >> WOW. THERE'S A LOT OF [bleep] BACK HERE, MOE.
JEESH.
>>
BACK HERE, MOE. JEESH. >> TRY NOT TO HURT ME.
>>
JEESH. >> TRY NOT TO HURT ME. >> GOTTA BE SOMETHING
UNDERNEATH.
>>
>> GOTTA BE SOMETHING UNDERNEATH. >> WHAT A SURPRISE--JUNK.
>>
UNDERNEATH. >> WHAT A SURPRISE--JUNK. >> I JUST HIT THE BOTTOM.
>>
>> WHAT A SURPRISE--JUNK. >> I JUST HIT THE BOTTOM. >> WELL, IF YOU'RE AT THE
BOTTOM,
>> I JUST HIT THE BOTTOM. >> WELL, IF YOU'RE AT THE BOTTOM, ANY RAW MATERIALS YET?
>>
>> WELL, IF YOU'RE AT THE BOTTOM, ANY RAW MATERIALS YET? >> OH, MOE!
A
BOTTOM, ANY RAW MATERIALS YET? >> OH, MOE! A TRUNK IS UNDER
[grunts]
WATCH
[grunts] WATCH OUT, MOE.
JUST
[grunts] WATCH OUT, MOE. JUST GOTTA GET IN THERE AND
GET
WATCH OUT, MOE. JUST GOTTA GET IN THERE AND GET THE GOODS.
WHAT'S
JUST GOTTA GET IN THERE AND GET THE GOODS. WHAT'S IN THERE?
TREASURES?
>>
WHAT'S IN THERE? TREASURES? >> OH, SH--
THIS
TREASURES? >> OH, SH-- THIS IS A GUMBALL MACHINE.
BUT
>> OH, SH-- THIS IS A GUMBALL MACHINE. BUT THE ONE PROBLEM?
>>
THIS IS A GUMBALL MACHINE. BUT THE ONE PROBLEM? >> both: IT'S NEW.
>>
BUT THE ONE PROBLEM? >> both: IT'S NEW. >> WHERE ARE ALL THE TREASURES?
THIS
>> both: IT'S NEW. >> WHERE ARE ALL THE TREASURES? THIS IS TRASH, TRASH, AND MORE
TRASH.
>>
THIS IS TRASH, TRASH, AND MORE TRASH. >> BOY, I'M GLAD YOU FOUND THIS.
>>
TRASH. >> BOY, I'M GLAD YOU FOUND THIS. >> REALLY?
>>
>> BOY, I'M GLAD YOU FOUND THIS. >> REALLY? >> IT'S REALLY COMFORTABLE,
MARY.
>>
>> IT'S REALLY COMFORTABLE, MARY. >> YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY.
GOD.
I'VE
>> YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY. GOD. I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH [bleep]
IN
GOD. I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH [bleep] IN MY LIFE.
>>
I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH [bleep] IN MY LIFE. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME.
>>
IN MY LIFE. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. >> I WAS HOPING TO JUST COME IN
HERE,
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. >> I WAS HOPING TO JUST COME IN HERE, PICK OUT FURNITURE.
>>
>> I WAS HOPING TO JUST COME IN HERE, PICK OUT FURNITURE. >> YOU WERE DREAMING.
>>
HERE, PICK OUT FURNITURE. >> YOU WERE DREAMING. >> THERE'D BE A PLETHORA.
OKAY,
>> YOU WERE DREAMING. >> THERE'D BE A PLETHORA. OKAY, WATCH OUT.
>>
>> THERE'D BE A PLETHORA. OKAY, WATCH OUT. >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WE
OKAY, WATCH OUT. >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WE GOTTA TUCK THIS DRAWER IN.
>>
>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WE GOTTA TUCK THIS DRAWER IN. >> I'M JUST GONNA FLIP IT.
>>
WE GOTTA TUCK THIS DRAWER IN. >> I'M JUST GONNA FLIP IT. >> NO. WE'RE GONNA TRY AND
SAVE
>> I'M JUST GONNA FLIP IT. >> NO. WE'RE GONNA TRY AND SAVE IT, 'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE
ANY
>> NO. WE'RE GONNA TRY AND SAVE IT, 'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY IN THIS THING.
WELL,
SAVE IT, 'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY IN THIS THING. WELL, THERE'S YOUR PROJECT.
>>
ANY MONEY IN THIS THING. WELL, THERE'S YOUR PROJECT. >> IF IT MAKE IT COOL AND FUNKY
AND
WELL, THERE'S YOUR PROJECT. >> IF IT MAKE IT COOL AND FUNKY AND ONE-OF-A-KIND, I THINK THIS
WILL
>> IF IT MAKE IT COOL AND FUNKY AND ONE-OF-A-KIND, I THINK THIS WILL BE A GOOD SELL.
>>
AND ONE-OF-A-KIND, I THINK THIS WILL BE A GOOD SELL. >> IF COOL, FUNKY, AND
ONE-OF-A-KIND
WILL BE A GOOD SELL. >> IF COOL, FUNKY, AND ONE-OF-A-KIND ADD UP TO SOME
REAL
>> IF COOL, FUNKY, AND ONE-OF-A-KIND ADD UP TO SOME REAL MONEY, WELL, GO, MARY.
THIS
ONE-OF-A-KIND ADD UP TO SOME REAL MONEY, WELL, GO, MARY. THIS WOULD REALLY SOLIDIFY
TURNING
REAL MONEY, WELL, GO, MARY. THIS WOULD REALLY SOLIDIFY TURNING TRASH INTO CASH.
[saw
>>
>> THEY
>> THEY COLLECT STUFF.
RIGHT
>> THEY COLLECT STUFF. RIGHT THERE.
THERE'S
>> THEY COLLECT STUFF. RIGHT THERE. THERE'S A SWORD RIGHT HERE.
IT'S
RIGHT THERE. THERE'S A SWORD RIGHT HERE. IT'S NOT SHOWROOM GALLERY STUFF,
BUT
THERE'S A SWORD RIGHT HERE. IT'S NOT SHOWROOM GALLERY STUFF, BUT THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING
IN
IT'S NOT SHOWROOM GALLERY STUFF, BUT THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING IN THERE.
>>
BUT THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING IN THERE. >> YEAH.
>>
IN THERE. >> YEAH. >> LITTLE MYSTERY TRUNK.
ACTION
>> YEAH. >> LITTLE MYSTERY TRUNK. ACTION FIGURES.
I
>> LITTLE MYSTERY TRUNK. ACTION FIGURES. I DON'T REALLY HAVE NERDS COMING
INTO
ACTION FIGURES. I DON'T REALLY HAVE NERDS COMING INTO MY SHOP, SO I'M GONNA HAVE
TO
I DON'T REALLY HAVE NERDS COMING INTO MY SHOP, SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO PASS ON THE ACTION FIGURES.
>>
INTO MY SHOP, SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO PASS ON THE ACTION FIGURES. >> THIS WOULD ADD TO THE
HOARDING
TO PASS ON THE ACTION FIGURES. >> THIS WOULD ADD TO THE HOARDING COLLECTION.
[chuckles]
THIS
HOARDING COLLECTION. [chuckles] THIS IS NOT GOOD, MOE.
>>
[chuckles] THIS IS NOT GOOD, MOE. >> NO RAW MATERIALS.
>>
THIS IS NOT GOOD, MOE. >> NO RAW MATERIALS. >> I BET THESE BOXES ARE FULL OF
COLLECTIBLES.
ACTIVATE
>> I BET THESE BOXES ARE FULL OF COLLECTIBLES. ACTIVATE STEALTH MODE.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ABLE TO GET $100?
I
GENTLEMEN, ABLE TO GET $100? I GOT 100. NOW 150?
150.
I GOT 100. NOW 150? 150. NOW 200?
>>
150. NOW 200? >> OH, YEAH!
>>
>> OH, YEAH! >> NOW 200 IN THE BACK.
NOW
>> NOW 200 IN THE BACK. NOW 250. NOW 300?
>>
NOW 250. NOW 300? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> I HAVE 300. NOW 350?
>>
>> I HAVE 300. NOW 350? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 400?
400
>> NOW 400? 400 THERE. NOW 450?
[auctioneering]
450
[auctioneering] 450 GOING ONCE.
450
450 GOING ONCE. 450 GOING TWICE.
>>
450 GOING TWICE. >> OH, YEAH!
>>
>> OH, YEAH! >> 450. NOW 500?
NOW
>> 450. NOW 500? NOW 550.
[auctioneering]
>>
[auctioneering] >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 550 THERE. NOW 600?
NICE
>> 550 THERE. NOW 600? NICE LITTLE BID WAR GOING.
600.
NICE LITTLE BID WAR GOING. 600. NOW 650?
YOU'RE
600. NOW 650? YOU'RE OUT.
650
YOU'RE OUT. 650 GOING ONCE.
650
650 GOING ONCE. 650 GOING TWICE.
>>
650 GOING TWICE. >> LET HIM HAVE IT.
>>
>> LET HIM HAVE IT. >> I SOLD IT TO THE SILENT MAN
FOR
>> I SOLD IT TO THE SILENT MAN FOR $600.
>>
FOR $600. >> I BET THIS BABY IS FULL OF
ACTION
>> I BET THIS BABY IS FULL OF ACTION FIGURES.
BEING
BEING SILENT BUT DEADLY IS
REALLY
BEING SILENT BUT DEADLY IS REALLY GONNA PAY OFF.
[all
>>
>> I
>> I CAN
>> I CAN SEE TWO SIDE TABLES,
A
>> I CAN SEE TWO SIDE TABLES, A LITTLE CABINET, DRESSER.
THERE
>> I CAN SEE TWO SIDE TABLES, A LITTLE CABINET, DRESSER. THERE COULD BE A LOT OF OTHER
COOL
A LITTLE CABINET, DRESSER. THERE COULD BE A LOT OF OTHER COOL STUFF BACK THERE.
>>
THERE COULD BE A LOT OF OTHER COOL STUFF BACK THERE. >> THIS IS LIKE GRANDPA'S ATTIC.
I
COOL STUFF BACK THERE. >> THIS IS LIKE GRANDPA'S ATTIC. I BET YOU IT'S PACKED WITH
ANTIQUES.
>>
I BET YOU IT'S PACKED WITH ANTIQUES. >> THERE'S THIS WOOD WINDOW
RIGHT
ANTIQUES. >> THERE'S THIS WOOD WINDOW RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> THERE'S THIS WOOD WINDOW RIGHT HERE. >> THIS HAS RAW MATERIAL FOR
MARY,
RIGHT HERE. >> THIS HAS RAW MATERIAL FOR MARY, ANTIQUES FOR ME.
BUT
>> THIS HAS RAW MATERIAL FOR MARY, ANTIQUES FOR ME. BUT WE'RE SO FAR IN THE HOLE
ON
MARY, ANTIQUES FOR ME. BUT WE'RE SO FAR IN THE HOLE ON THE OTHER LOCKER, IT'LL HAVE
TO
BUT WE'RE SO FAR IN THE HOLE ON THE OTHER LOCKER, IT'LL HAVE TO GO LOW.
>>
ON THE OTHER LOCKER, IT'LL HAVE TO GO LOW. >> RIGHT THERE.
>>
TO GO LOW. >> RIGHT THERE. >> YEAH, IT'S AN OLD BIBLE.
>>
>> RIGHT THERE. >> YEAH, IT'S AN OLD BIBLE. >> IT IS.
>>
>> YEAH, IT'S AN OLD BIBLE. >> IT IS. >> GOT THE COKE THING.
>>
>> IT IS. >> GOT THE COKE THING. >> THERE'S AN ANTIQUE BB GUN.
>>
>> GOT THE COKE THING. >> THERE'S AN ANTIQUE BB GUN. >> THERE'S GONNA BE ANTIQUES
IN
>> THERE'S AN ANTIQUE BB GUN. >> THERE'S GONNA BE ANTIQUES IN HERE.
>>
>> THERE'S GONNA BE ANTIQUES IN HERE. >> OH, YEAH, DEFINITELY.
>>
IN HERE. >> OH, YEAH, DEFINITELY. >> DEFINITELY.
>>
>> OH, YEAH, DEFINITELY. >> DEFINITELY. >> THIS OLD-TIMER HAD THE KIND
OF
>> DEFINITELY. >> THIS OLD-TIMER HAD THE KIND OF STUFF WE'RE LOOKING FOR.
>>
>> ALL
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 100?
>>
GENTLEMEN, 100? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> I GOT 100. 200?
300?
>>
300? >> 300.
>>
>> 300. >> 300.
>> 300. NOW
>> 300. >> 300. NOW 400?
>>
>> 300. NOW 400? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 400. NOW 500?
>>
>> 400. NOW 500? >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> 500 THERE. NOW 600?
>>
>> 500 THERE. NOW 600? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> 600 THERE. NOW 700?
>>
>> 600 THERE. NOW 700? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 700. NOW 800?
>>
>> 700. NOW 800? >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> NOW 900?
>>
>> NOW 900? >> YEP.
>>
>> YEP. >> 900. NOW 1,000?
MEGA
>> 900. NOW 1,000? MEGA UNIT.
>>
MEGA UNIT. >> RIGHT HERE!
DAMN
>> RIGHT HERE! DAMN IT!
I
DAMN IT! I CAN NEVER KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT.
>>
I CAN NEVER KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT. >> YOU FAKER!
>>
>> YOU FAKER! >> WHATEVER.
>>
>> WHATEVER. >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> 1,100. 1,200?
>>
>> 1,100. 1,200? >> RIGHT HERE.
>>
>> RIGHT HERE. >> 1,200. NOW 1,300?
>>
>> 1,200. NOW 1,300? >> YEAH!
>>
>> YEAH! >> NOW 1,400?
HOW
>> NOW 1,400? HOW ABOUT 1,350?
I'LL
HOW ABOUT 1,350? I'LL LET YOU ALL IN--1,350.
1,350
I'LL LET YOU ALL IN--1,350. 1,350 ONCE.
1,350
1,350 ONCE. 1,350 TWICE.
I
1,350 TWICE. I SOLD IT.
1,300
I SOLD IT. 1,300 RIGHT THERE.
>>
1,300 RIGHT THERE. >> I BET MY BOTTOM DOLLAR THAT
GRANDPA'S
>> I BET MY BOTTOM DOLLAR THAT GRANDPA'S GOT SOME PRETTY NICE
STUFF
GRANDPA'S GOT SOME PRETTY NICE STUFF IN HERE.
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS COULD BE A REAL
GOOD
>> THIS COULD BE A REAL GOOD ONE, BUB.
>>
>> THIS COULD BE A REAL GOOD ONE, BUB. >> YEP.
I
GOOD ONE, BUB. >> YEP. I THINK SO.
>>
>> YEP. I THINK SO. >> I PAID $600 FOR THIS LOCKER.
[exhales]
HOW
>> I PAID $600 FOR THIS LOCKER. [exhales] HOW HARD IT WAS NOT TO TALK ALL
DAY.
A
HOW HARD IT WAS NOT TO TALK ALL DAY. A VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD SAID,
"COLLECTIBLES."
IT'S
IT'S NOT
IT'S NOT A SAMURAI SWORD.
IT'S
IT'S NOT A SAMURAI SWORD. IT'S SOMETHING LIKE IT.
I
IT'S SOMETHING LIKE IT. I KNOW IT'S MADE IN CHINA, BUT
STILL
I KNOW IT'S MADE IN CHINA, BUT STILL IT'S A NICE PIECE.
IT'S
STILL IT'S A NICE PIECE. IT'S 40 BUCKS.
NOW
IT'S 40 BUCKS. NOW THE FIRST BOX THAT I SPOTTED
SAYS
NOW THE FIRST BOX THAT I SPOTTED SAYS "ACTION FIGURES" ON IT
RIGHT
SAYS "ACTION FIGURES" ON IT RIGHT THERE.
SO
RIGHT THERE. SO LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT.
OH,
SO LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT. OH, BOY.
I
OH, BOY. I WAS TOTALLY COUNTING ON THIS
TO
I WAS TOTALLY COUNTING ON THIS TO BE JAM-PACKED, NOT JUST SIX.
AND
TO BE JAM-PACKED, NOT JUST SIX. AND I DON'T RECOGNIZE THE NAME
ON
AND I DON'T RECOGNIZE THE NAME ON THIS ONE, BUT I WOULD ASK
10
ON THIS ONE, BUT I WOULD ASK 10 BUCKS A PIECE.
60
10 BUCKS A PIECE. 60 BUCKS.
LET'S
60 BUCKS. LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE THIS NERD
HAD
LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE THIS NERD HAD IN HERE.
IT'S
IT'S JUST
IT'S JUST PAPERWORK.
SEE,
IT'S JUST PAPERWORK. SEE, THIS IS WHAT GOT ME.
"TOYS,
IT'S JUST PAPERWORK. SEE, THIS IS WHAT GOT ME. "TOYS, FIGURINES."
IT
SEE, THIS IS WHAT GOT ME. "TOYS, FIGURINES." IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE IF THAT
BOX
"TOYS, FIGURINES." IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE IF THAT BOX WAS FULL.
NOTHING
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE IF THAT BOX WAS FULL. NOTHING BUT BOXES OF PAPERWORK
AND
BOX WAS FULL. NOTHING BUT BOXES OF PAPERWORK AND JUNK, JUST JUNK.
ALL
NOTHING BUT BOXES OF PAPERWORK AND JUNK, JUST JUNK. ALL RIGHT.
IT'S
AND JUNK, JUST JUNK. ALL RIGHT. IT'S TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT
EVERYBODY
ALL RIGHT. IT'S TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE WAS LOOKING AT
HERE.
LET
EVERYBODY ELSE WAS LOOKING AT HERE. LET THERE BE COLLECTIBLES.
LET
HERE. LET THERE BE COLLECTIBLES. LET THERE BE COLLECTIBLES.
LET
LET THERE BE COLLECTIBLES. LET THERE BE COLLECTIBLES. LET THERE BE COLLECTIBLES.
[sighs]
YEAH,
LET THERE BE COLLECTIBLES. [sighs] YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE NEED
TODAY--BOOKS,
[sighs] YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE NEED TODAY--BOOKS, RUNNING SHOES,
DIAPERS.
WHO
TODAY--BOOKS, RUNNING SHOES, DIAPERS. WHO LEFT DIAPERS IN HERE?
PLASTIC
DIAPERS. WHO LEFT DIAPERS IN HERE? PLASTIC HOUSES?
STUFFED
WHO LEFT DIAPERS IN HERE? PLASTIC HOUSES? STUFFED ANIMALS?
[grunts]
I'M
STUFFED ANIMALS? [grunts] I'M TOTALLY SPEECHLESS.
I
[grunts] I'M TOTALLY SPEECHLESS. I WAS WRONG ABOUT THIS LOCKER
HAVING
I'M TOTALLY SPEECHLESS. I WAS WRONG ABOUT THIS LOCKER HAVING ANY VALUE.
MAYBE
I WAS WRONG ABOUT THIS LOCKER HAVING ANY VALUE. MAYBE I'M IN THE WRONG
>>
>> I
>> I THINK WE GOT THE DEAL OF
THE
>> I THINK WE GOT THE DEAL OF THE DAY.
LOOKS
>> I THINK WE GOT THE DEAL OF THE DAY. LOOKS LIKE THIS OLD-TIMER WAS
A
THE DAY. LOOKS LIKE THIS OLD-TIMER WAS A BIT OF A HOARDER.
BUT
LOOKS LIKE THIS OLD-TIMER WAS A BIT OF A HOARDER. BUT I'M THINKING HE HAD A LOT
OF
A BIT OF A HOARDER. BUT I'M THINKING HE HAD A LOT OF ANTIQUES.
THAT'S
THAT'S THE REAL DEAL.
>>
THAT'S THE REAL DEAL. >> BOY, IT'S A REAL OLD ONE,
YEAH.
I'VE
YEAH. I'VE SEEN 'EM WHERE THEY TAKE
'EM
I'VE SEEN 'EM WHERE THEY TAKE 'EM AND PUT 'EM ON THE WALL,
YOU
'EM AND PUT 'EM ON THE WALL, YOU KNOW?
>>
YOU KNOW? >> RICKY THE DECORATOR.
>>
>> RICKY THE DECORATOR. >> THIS AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO.
40
>> THIS AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO. 40 BUCKS.
>>
40 BUCKS. >> ALL DAY LONG.
HEY,
>> ALL DAY LONG. HEY, THERE'S AN OLD HANDMADE
QUILT.
>>
QUILT. >> SURE IS.
$100
>> SURE IS. $100 BILL.
HERE'S
$100 BILL. HERE'S AN ANTIQUE, I THINK.
>>
HERE'S AN ANTIQUE, I THINK. >> THAT'S A PELLET GUN.
>>
>> THAT'S A PELLET GUN. >> YEAH. 100 BUCKS FOR THAT.
>>
>> YEAH. 100 BUCKS FOR THAT. >> YOU THINK?
>>
>> YOU THINK? >> YEAH.
THAT'S
>> YEAH. THAT'S AN OLDIE.
>>
THAT'S AN OLDIE. >> LOOK AT SOME OF THIS
FURNITURE,
>> LOOK AT SOME OF THIS FURNITURE, RICKY.
>>
FURNITURE, RICKY. >> THIS AIN'T A DESK.
>>
>> THIS AIN'T A DESK. >> WHAT IS IT?
OOH,
>> WHAT IS IT? OOH, THAT'S PRETTY OLD, HUH?
>>
OOH, THAT'S PRETTY OLD, HUH? >> THAT IS AN OLD SEWING
MACHINE.
LOOK
MACHINE. LOOK AT THAT RASCAL.
WE
LOOK AT THAT RASCAL. WE CAN GET A COUPLE HUNDRED FOR
IT.
NICE
IT. NICE LITTLE CHEST.
IT'LL
NICE LITTLE CHEST. IT'LL BRING ABOUT $60.
THE
IT'LL BRING ABOUT $60. THE FURNITURE'S AN EASY SELL.
BUT
BUT I'M
BUT I'M REALLY THINKING THE
MONEY
BUT I'M REALLY THINKING THE MONEY IS IN THESE BOXES.
>>
BUT I'M REALLY THINKING THE MONEY IS IN THESE BOXES. >> I THINK WE SHOULD CONCENTRATE
OVER
MONEY IS IN THESE BOXES. >> I THINK WE SHOULD CONCENTRATE OVER HERE, WHERE IT'S NICE AND
ORGANIZED,
>> I THINK WE SHOULD CONCENTRATE OVER HERE, WHERE IT'S NICE AND ORGANIZED, BEFORE IT GETS
TOO
OVER HERE, WHERE IT'S NICE AND ORGANIZED, BEFORE IT GETS TOO DARK.
>>
ORGANIZED, BEFORE IT GETS TOO DARK. >> WHAT DOES THAT GO TO,
BUBBA
TOO DARK. >> WHAT DOES THAT GO TO, BUBBA MAN?
>>
>> WHAT DOES THAT GO TO, BUBBA MAN? >> THOSE ARE GUN PARTS.
>>
BUBBA MAN? >> THOSE ARE GUN PARTS. >> SPRINGS, FIRING PINS.
>>
>> THOSE ARE GUN PARTS. >> SPRINGS, FIRING PINS. >> HELL YEAH.
>>
>> SPRINGS, FIRING PINS. >> HELL YEAH. >> I'M LIKING THIS SUCKER
ALREADY.
>>
>> I'M LIKING THIS SUCKER ALREADY. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
ALREADY. >> ALL RIGHT. >> HERE'S THE--OOH.
WELL,
>> ALL RIGHT. >> HERE'S THE--OOH. WELL, GUESS
IKE
IKE THAT
IKE THAT SMILE.
>>
IKE THAT SMILE. >> HOW ABOUT STUFF YOU PUT
BULLETS
IKE THAT SMILE. >> HOW ABOUT STUFF YOU PUT BULLETS IN?
>>
>> HOW ABOUT STUFF YOU PUT BULLETS IN? >> OOH.
>>
BULLETS IN? >> OOH. >> THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
>>
>> OOH. >> THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. >> THAT SON OF A BITCH IS OLD
AS
>> THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. >> THAT SON OF A BITCH IS OLD AS HELL.
>>
>> THAT SON OF A BITCH IS OLD AS HELL. >> OH, MY GOD, BUBBA.
>>
AS HELL. >> OH, MY GOD, BUBBA. >> LET ME SEE IT.
RICKY,
>> OH, MY GOD, BUBBA. >> LET ME SEE IT. RICKY, HOW OLD IS THIS?
>>
>> LET ME SEE IT. RICKY, HOW OLD IS THIS? >> 1860s.
>>
RICKY, HOW OLD IS THIS? >> 1860s. >> CIVIL WAR STUFF.
>>
>> 1860s. >> CIVIL WAR STUFF. >> WHOO!
>>
>> CIVIL WAR STUFF. >> WHOO! >> IS THERE A SMILE ON YOUR FACE
NOW?
>>
>> IS THERE A SMILE ON YOUR FACE NOW? >> YES, SIR.
>>
NOW? >> YES, SIR. >> THE SUN IS SETTING, SO WE'LL
COME
>> YES, SIR. >> THE SUN IS SETTING, SO WE'LL COME BACK FOR THIS OTHER STUFF
LATER.
>>
COME BACK FOR THIS OTHER STUFF LATER. >> LET'S GET IT CHECKED
>>
>> I'M
>> I'M AT
>> I'M AT MARY'S SHOP TO SEE IF
SHE
>> I'M AT MARY'S SHOP TO SEE IF SHE COULD GIVE OUR OLD BROKEN
BUSTED
>> I'M AT MARY'S SHOP TO SEE IF SHE COULD GIVE OUR OLD BROKEN BUSTED DRESSER A MAKEOVER.
MARY?
>>
BUSTED DRESSER A MAKEOVER. MARY? >> HEY, MOE.
>>
MARY? >> HEY, MOE. >> YOU GOT A SURPRISE?
>>
>> HEY, MOE. >> YOU GOT A SURPRISE? >> COME BACK HERE.
TA-DAH!
>>
>> COME BACK HERE. TA-DAH! >> OH, MY
WOW.
>>
WOW. >> QUITE A CHANGE, HUH?
>>
WOW. >> QUITE A CHANGE, HUH? >> I LIKE IT.
>>
>> QUITE A CHANGE, HUH? >> I LIKE IT. >> DO YOU REMEMBER HOW THE
DRESSER
>> I LIKE IT. >> DO YOU REMEMBER HOW THE DRESSER LOOKED BEFORE?
>>
>> DO YOU REMEMBER HOW THE DRESSER LOOKED BEFORE? >> OH, IT WAS TRASH.
>>
DRESSER LOOKED BEFORE? >> OH, IT WAS TRASH. >> SHAMBLES.
>>
>> OH, IT WAS TRASH. >> SHAMBLES. >> IT WASN'T EVEN CURB-WORTHY.
>>
>> SHAMBLES. >> IT WASN'T EVEN CURB-WORTHY. >> I HAD TO DO ALL THESE DRAWERS
ALL
>> IT WASN'T EVEN CURB-WORTHY. >> I HAD TO DO ALL THESE DRAWERS ALL OVER AGAIN.
THEY
>> I HAD TO DO ALL THESE DRAWERS ALL OVER AGAIN. THEY WERE ALL IN PIECES.
>>
ALL OVER AGAIN. THEY WERE ALL IN PIECES. >> HOW'D YOU DO THIS?
>>
THEY WERE ALL IN PIECES. >> HOW'D YOU DO THIS? >> WITH A DREMEL TOOL.
>>
>> HOW'D YOU DO THIS? >> WITH A DREMEL TOOL. >> I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU HAD THAT
KIND
>> WITH A DREMEL TOOL. >> I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU HAD THAT KIND OF CARVING APTITUDE.
THAT'S
>> I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU HAD THAT KIND OF CARVING APTITUDE. THAT'S REALLY GOOD.
>>
KIND OF CARVING APTITUDE. THAT'S REALLY GOOD. >> THANKS, MOE.
>>
THAT'S REALLY GOOD. >> THANKS, MOE. >> HOW'D YOU GET IT WASHED HERE?
YOU
>> THANKS, MOE. >> HOW'D YOU GET IT WASHED HERE? YOU JUST PAINT IT AND THEN
WIPED
>> HOW'D YOU GET IT WASHED HERE? YOU JUST PAINT IT AND THEN WIPED IT OFF?
>>
YOU JUST PAINT IT AND THEN WIPED IT OFF? >> THIS IS ACTUALLY PRIMER.
BUT
WIPED IT OFF? >> THIS IS ACTUALLY PRIMER. BUT I LIKED THE COLOR SO MUCH,
I
>> THIS IS ACTUALLY PRIMER. BUT I LIKED THE COLOR SO MUCH, I JUST DID A LOT OF COATS OF IT.
>>
BUT I LIKED THE COLOR SO MUCH, I JUST DID A LOT OF COATS OF IT. >> YOU DIDN'T CUT THAT MIRROR.
>>
I JUST DID A LOT OF COATS OF IT. >> YOU DIDN'T CUT THAT MIRROR. >> NO.
GOT
>> YOU DIDN'T CUT THAT MIRROR. >> NO. GOT THE MIRROR, AND THEN THESE
TWO
>> NO. GOT THE MIRROR, AND THEN THESE TWO ACTUALLY WERE IN THE UNIT.
>>
GOT THE MIRROR, AND THEN THESE TWO ACTUALLY WERE IN THE UNIT. >> I THINK WHAT YOU DID HERE
IS
TWO ACTUALLY WERE IN THE UNIT. >> I THINK WHAT YOU DID HERE IS FABULOUS.
>>
>> HOW
>> HOW MUCH YOU THINK THIS
THING'S
>> HOW MUCH YOU THINK THIS THING'S WORTH?
>>
THING'S WORTH? >> 575.
>>
>> 575. >> YES!
>>
>> YES! >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> WELL, MY VANITY KEPT US FROM
LOSING
>> WELL, MY VANITY KEPT US FROM LOSING A LOT OF MONEY.
SO,
LOSING A LOT OF MONEY. SO, I'M HAPPY.
>>
SO, I'M HAPPY. >> NOW WE MAYBE GET SOME CASH?
>>
>> NOW WE MAYBE GET SOME CASH? >> YEAH, LET'S HOPE.
>>
>> YEAH, LET'S HOPE. >> I DID SOME RESEARCH ON THIS
MACHINE.
AND
MACHINE. AND IT TURNS OUT IT'S ACTUALLY
A
AND IT TURNS OUT IT'S ACTUALLY A ROCK POLISHER.
SO
SO I'M
SO I'M AT
SO I'M AT NATURE'S GALLERY TO
GET
SO I'M AT NATURE'S GALLERY TO GET IT CHECKED OUT.
>>
SO I'M AT NATURE'S GALLERY TO GET IT CHECKED OUT. >> OKAY, HERE WE GO.
OH,
GET IT CHECKED OUT. >> OKAY, HERE WE GO. OH, THIS IS ALMOST BRAND-NEW
TOO.
>>
OH, THIS IS ALMOST BRAND-NEW TOO. >> IT IS?
>>
TOO. >> IT IS? >> WOW. THIS IS FOR MAKING
CABOCHONS.
THESE
>> WOW. THIS IS FOR MAKING CABOCHONS. THESE ARE CABOCHONS.
CABOCHON
CABOCHONS. THESE ARE CABOCHONS. CABOCHON MEANS A STONE THAT HAS
BEEN
THESE ARE CABOCHONS. CABOCHON MEANS A STONE THAT HAS BEEN CUT AND POLISHED FOR USING
IN
CABOCHON MEANS A STONE THAT HAS BEEN CUT AND POLISHED FOR USING IN JEWELRY.
>>
BEEN CUT AND POLISHED FOR USING IN JEWELRY. >> OKAY.
>>
IN JEWELRY. >> OKAY. >> FIRST OF ALL, YOU START OUT
WITH
>> OKAY. >> FIRST OF ALL, YOU START OUT WITH A ROCK LIKE THIS.
THIS
>> FIRST OF ALL, YOU START OUT WITH A ROCK LIKE THIS. THIS IS WHAT WE CALL THE ROUGH,
YOU
WITH A ROCK LIKE THIS. THIS IS WHAT WE CALL THE ROUGH, YOU KNOW, JUST AS YOU DUG IT
OUT
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL THE ROUGH, YOU KNOW, JUST AS YOU DUG IT OUT OF THE GROUND.
NEXT,
YOU KNOW, JUST AS YOU DUG IT OUT OF THE GROUND. NEXT, WE WOULD SLICE IT.
AND
OUT OF THE GROUND. NEXT, WE WOULD SLICE IT. AND THEN I END UP WITH, YOU
KNOW,
NEXT, WE WOULD SLICE IT. AND THEN I END UP WITH, YOU KNOW, A BLOCK LIKE THIS.
THE
AND THEN I END UP WITH, YOU KNOW, A BLOCK LIKE THIS. THE NEXT STEP IS I WOULD GLUE IT
ONTO
KNOW, A BLOCK LIKE THIS. THE NEXT STEP IS I WOULD GLUE IT ONTO A DOP STICK.
THEN
THE NEXT STEP IS I WOULD GLUE IT ONTO A DOP STICK. THEN WHAT I DO IS I START
GRINDING,
ONTO A DOP STICK. THEN WHAT I DO IS I START GRINDING, 'CAUSE YOU WANNA GET
THE
THEN WHAT I DO IS I START GRINDING, 'CAUSE YOU WANNA GET THE BULK MATERIAL AWAY FASTER.
>>
GRINDING, 'CAUSE YOU WANNA GET THE BULK MATERIAL AWAY FASTER. >> OKAY.
>>
THE BULK MATERIAL AWAY FASTER. >> OKAY. >> THERE'S ACTUALLY DIAMONDS
EMBEDDED
>> OKAY. >> THERE'S ACTUALLY DIAMONDS EMBEDDED IN THE WHEELS.
>>
>> THERE'S ACTUALLY DIAMONDS EMBEDDED IN THE WHEELS. >> WHAT?
>>
EMBEDDED IN THE WHEELS. >> WHAT? >> YEAH.
WHEN
>> WHAT? >> YEAH. WHEN WE'RE POLISHING, WE START
WITH
>> YEAH. WHEN WE'RE POLISHING, WE START WITH COARSE-GRAINED DIAMOND
'CAUSE
WHEN WE'RE POLISHING, WE START WITH COARSE-GRAINED DIAMOND 'CAUSE WE WANNA SHAPE IT.
>>
WITH COARSE-GRAINED DIAMOND 'CAUSE WE WANNA SHAPE IT. >> DIAMONDS?
OOH.
THIS
>> DIAMONDS? OOH. THIS THING MIGHT BE A LITTLE
MORE
OOH. THIS THING MIGHT BE A LITTLE MORE VALUABLE THAN I THOUGHT.
[motor
THIS THING MIGHT BE A LITTLE MORE VALUABLE THAN I THOUGHT. [motor clicking]
IT
MORE VALUABLE THAN I THOUGHT. [motor clicking] IT WORKS.
>>
[motor clicking] IT WORKS. >> EVERYTHING WORKS.
THE
IT WORKS. >> EVERYTHING WORKS. THE FIRST THING I WANNA DO IS
START
>> EVERYTHING WORKS. THE FIRST THING I WANNA DO IS START ROUNDING IT OUT TO GET
MY
THE FIRST THING I WANNA DO IS START ROUNDING IT OUT TO GET MY SHAPE.
>>
START ROUNDING IT OUT TO GET MY SHAPE. >> OKAY.
>>
MY SHAPE. >> OKAY. >> I CALL IT KIND OF ROCK AND
ROLL.
YOU
>> I CALL IT KIND OF ROCK AND ROLL. YOU KINDA DO LIKE THIS, YOU
KNOW?
YOU
YOU KINDA DO LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW? YOU KEEP ROCKING IT BACK AND
FORTH,
KNOW? YOU KEEP ROCKING IT BACK AND FORTH, AND YOU KEEP ROLLING IT.
>>
>> OKAY,
>> OKAY, SO IT'S NEW.
>>
>> OKAY, SO IT'S NEW. >> BRAND-NEW.
>>
>> BRAND-NEW. >> TOP-OF-THE-LINE.
>>
>> TOP-OF-THE-LINE. >> TOP-OF-THE-LINE MACHINE.
>>
>> TOP-OF-THE-LINE MACHINE. >> DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED MACHINE.
>>
>> DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED MACHINE. >> YEAH.
>>
>> YEAH. >> HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH?
>>
>> HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH? >> THESE ON THE MARKET NOW SELL
AROUND...$1,300.
>>
AROUND...$1,300. >> THAT'S GREAT.
ROCK
ROCK ON!
IT
ROCK ON! IT TOTALLY MAKES THIS CITY
GIRL'S
ROCK ON! IT TOTALLY MAKES THIS CITY GIRL'S TRIP TO TEXARKANA WORTH
IT.
ALL
GIRL'S TRIP TO TEXARKANA WORTH IT. ALL RIGHT.
>>
IT. ALL RIGHT. >> ALL RIGHT.
YOU
ALL RIGHT. >> ALL RIGHT. YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY.
>>
>> ALL RIGHT. YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY. >> BYE.
>>
YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY. >> BYE. >> SEE YOU.
>>
>> THIS
>> THIS IS THE PLACE.
>>
>> THIS IS THE PLACE. >> I LIKE IT.
>>
>> RICKY
>> RICKY AND I FOUND THIS
AMAZING
>> RICKY AND I FOUND THIS AMAZING ANTIQUE OLD GUN.
SO
>> RICKY AND I FOUND THIS AMAZING ANTIQUE OLD GUN. SO WE'RE AT WINCHESTER GALLERY
TO
AMAZING ANTIQUE OLD GUN. SO WE'RE AT WINCHESTER GALLERY TO HAVE ROBERT, A GUN COLLECTOR,
CHECK
SO WE'RE AT WINCHESTER GALLERY TO HAVE ROBERT, A GUN COLLECTOR, CHECK IT OUT.
>>
TO HAVE ROBERT, A GUN COLLECTOR, CHECK IT OUT. >> WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>
CHECK IT OUT. >> WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> OH, I CAN TELL BY THE HOLSTER
RIGHT
>> WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> OH, I CAN TELL BY THE HOLSTER RIGHT NOW IT LOOKS OLD.
LOOK
>> OH, I CAN TELL BY THE HOLSTER RIGHT NOW IT LOOKS OLD. LOOK AT THAT.
THAT
RIGHT NOW IT LOOKS OLD. LOOK AT THAT. THAT IS VERY NICE.
>>
LOOK AT THAT. THAT IS VERY NICE. >> THIS IS A COLT 1849.
>>
THAT IS VERY NICE. >> THIS IS A COLT 1849. >> IS 1849 THE DATE, OR IS THAT
JUST
>> THIS IS A COLT 1849. >> IS 1849 THE DATE, OR IS THAT JUST THE MODEL?
>>
>> IS 1849 THE DATE, OR IS THAT JUST THE MODEL? >> WELL, THE SERIAL NUMBER ON
THIS,
JUST THE MODEL? >> WELL, THE SERIAL NUMBER ON THIS, 19039, DATES IT TO, LIKE,
1860,
>> WELL, THE SERIAL NUMBER ON THIS, 19039, DATES IT TO, LIKE, 1860, WHICH WOULD'VE BEEN
THE
THIS, 19039, DATES IT TO, LIKE, 1860, WHICH WOULD'VE BEEN THE LAST YEAR OF PRODUCTION.
1849'S
1860, WHICH WOULD'VE BEEN THE LAST YEAR OF PRODUCTION. 1849'S WHEN THEY STARTED.
>>
THE LAST YEAR OF PRODUCTION. 1849'S WHEN THEY STARTED. >> SO THIS IS NOT, LIKE,
A
1849'S WHEN THEY STARTED. >> SO THIS IS NOT, LIKE, A REPRODUCTION OR SOMETHING
LIKE
>> SO THIS IS NOT, LIKE, A REPRODUCTION OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
>>
A REPRODUCTION OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? >> NO, SIR.
IT'S
LIKE THAT? >> NO, SIR. IT'S THE REAL MCCOY.
>>
>> NO, SIR. IT'S THE REAL MCCOY. >> THAT'S 150 YEARS OLD?
>>
IT'S THE REAL MCCOY. >> THAT'S 150 YEARS OLD? >> YES, SIR.
THE
>> THAT'S 150 YEARS OLD? >> YES, SIR. THE GRIPS ARE EXCELLENT, WITH
JUST
>> YES, SIR. THE GRIPS ARE EXCELLENT, WITH JUST EXCEPTION OF THIS ONE
LITTLE
THE GRIPS ARE EXCELLENT, WITH JUST EXCEPTION OF THIS ONE LITTLE KNOCK RIGHT HERE.
>>
JUST EXCEPTION OF THIS ONE LITTLE KNOCK RIGHT HERE. >> IT'S 160 YEARS OLD.
I
LITTLE KNOCK RIGHT HERE. >> IT'S 160 YEARS OLD. I HOPE IT HAS A FEW LITTLE
NICKS.
>>
I HOPE IT HAS A FEW LITTLE NICKS. >> THERE'S A SCENE ENGRAVED
ON
NICKS. >> THERE'S A SCENE ENGRAVED ON THE CYLINDER.
IT'S
>> THERE'S A SCENE ENGRAVED ON THE CYLINDER. IT'S REALLY FAINT.
>>
ON THE CYLINDER. IT'S REALLY FAINT. >> I COULDN'T EVEN SEE THAT.
>>
IT'S REALLY FAINT. >> I COULDN'T EVEN SEE THAT. >> THIS IS A TEXAS RANGERS AND
INDIAN
>> I COULDN'T EVEN SEE THAT. >> THIS IS A TEXAS RANGERS AND INDIAN FIGHT SCENE.
>>
>> THIS IS A TEXAS RANGERS AND INDIAN FIGHT SCENE. >> RIGHT.
>>
INDIAN FIGHT SCENE. >> RIGHT. >> THEY'RE MOUNTED ON HORSES,
HAVING
>> RIGHT. >> THEY'RE MOUNTED ON HORSES, HAVING IT OUT WITH THE INDIANS.
AND
>> THEY'RE MOUNTED ON HORSES, HAVING IT OUT WITH THE INDIANS. AND HERE YOU CAN MAKE OUT
A
HAVING IT OUT WITH THE INDIANS. AND HERE YOU CAN MAKE OUT A MODEL U.S.--
I'LL
AND HERE YOU CAN MAKE OUT A MODEL U.S.-- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
LET
A MODEL U.S.-- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. LET ME GET MY MAGNIFYING GLASS.
I
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. LET ME GET MY MAGNIFYING GLASS. I WANNA CHECK INTO THIS FURTHER.
>>
LET ME GET MY MAGNIFYING GLASS. I WANNA CHECK INTO THIS FURTHER. >> THAT'S GOOD.
OOH,
I WANNA CHECK INTO THIS FURTHER. >> THAT'S GOOD. OOH, THE PLOT THICKENS.
>>
>> THAT'S GOOD. OOH, THE PLOT THICKENS. >> YOU KNOW, ON THESE OLDER GUNS
HERE,
OOH, THE PLOT THICKENS. >> YOU KNOW, ON THESE OLDER GUNS HERE, CERTAIN MARKINGS WOULD
GREATLY
>> YOU KNOW, ON THESE OLDER GUNS HERE, CERTAIN MARKINGS WOULD GREATLY INCREASE THE VALUE OF
THESE
HERE, CERTAIN MARKINGS WOULD GREATLY INCREASE THE VALUE OF THESE GUNS, IF IT WAS MILITARY
MARKED.
BUT,
THESE GUNS, IF IT WAS MILITARY MARKED. BUT, SORRY.
THIS
MARKED. BUT, SORRY. THIS ONE IS NOT MILITARY MARKED.
>>
BUT, SORRY. THIS ONE IS NOT MILITARY MARKED. >> UNFORTUNATELY.
>>
THIS ONE IS NOT MILITARY MARKED. >> UNFORTUNATELY. >> GUYS, DON'T GET ME WRONG.
THIS
>> UNFORTUNATELY. >> GUYS, DON'T GET ME WRONG. THIS GUN STILL HAS SIGNIFICANT
VALUE
>> GUYS, DON'T GET ME WRONG. THIS GUN STILL HAS SIGNIFICANT VALUE TO IT.
WHAT
WHAT MAKES THIS GUN A REAL
COLLECTIBLE
WHAT MAKES THIS GUN A REAL COLLECTIBLE IS ITS MODEL, ITS
AGE.
I
AGE. I WOULD VALUE THIS GUN AT...
$25,000.
>>
$25,000. >> $25,000?
>>
>> $25,000? >> $25,000.
>>
>> WE
>> WE HIT
>> WE HIT THE HOLY GRAIL.
>>
>> WE HIT THE HOLY GRAIL. >> [whispers] PRECIOUS.
>>
>> WE HIT THE HOLY GRAIL. >> [whispers] PRECIOUS. >> AND YOU SAID THIS IS ONE OF
THE
>> [whispers] PRECIOUS. >> AND YOU SAID THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST ONES YOU'VE SEEN?
>>
>> AND YOU SAID THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST ONES YOU'VE SEEN? >> CATCH YA LATER.
>>
THE BEST ONES YOU'VE SEEN? >> CATCH YA LATER. >> narrator: THE TRIUMPHANT TEAM
IN
>> CATCH YA LATER. >> narrator: THE TRIUMPHANT TEAM IN TEXARKANA WERE RICKY AND
BUBBA,
>> narrator: THE TRIUMPHANT TEAM IN TEXARKANA WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, WHOSE CIVIL WAR ERA GUN
HIT
IN TEXARKANA WERE RICKY AND BUBBA, WHOSE CIVIL WAR ERA GUN HIT THE BULL'S-EYE WITH AN EPIC
$24,200
BUBBA, WHOSE CIVIL WAR ERA GUN HIT THE BULL'S-EYE WITH AN EPIC $24,200 GAIN.
JENNY
HIT THE BULL'S-EYE WITH AN EPIC $24,200 GAIN. JENNY GRUMBLES HAD A ROCKY
MORNING
$24,200 GAIN. JENNY GRUMBLES HAD A ROCKY MORNING BUT FOUND A DIAMOND
IN
JENNY GRUMBLES HAD A ROCKY MORNING BUT FOUND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH WITH HER STONE
POLISHER,
MORNING BUT FOUND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH WITH HER STONE POLISHER, MAKING AN $1,165 HAUL.
MARY
IN THE ROUGH WITH HER STONE POLISHER, MAKING AN $1,165 HAUL. MARY AND MOE SPENT TOO MUCH CASH
ON
POLISHER, MAKING AN $1,165 HAUL. MARY AND MOE SPENT TOO MUCH CASH ON A BUNCH OF TRASH, FINISHING
225
MARY AND MOE SPENT TOO MUCH CASH ON A BUNCH OF TRASH, FINISHING 225 BUCKS IN THE WHOLE.
WHILE
ON A BUNCH OF TRASH, FINISHING 225 BUCKS IN THE WHOLE. WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY FAILED
AT
225 BUCKS IN THE WHOLE. WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY FAILED AT BEING BOTH SILENT AND DEADLY,
ENDING
WHILE VICTOR RJESNJANSKY FAILED AT BEING BOTH SILENT AND DEADLY, ENDING 500 BUCKS IN THE RED.
>>
AT BEING BOTH SILENT AND DEADLY, ENDING 500 BUCKS IN THE RED. >> HELLO, MARY.
>>
ENDING 500 BUCKS IN THE RED. >> HELLO, MARY. >> OH, BLOM, JUST IN TIME,
BROTHER.
>>
>> OH, BLOM, JUST IN TIME, BROTHER. >> WHAT'S UP?
>>
BROTHER. >> WHAT'S UP? >> I NEED TO TEST OUT MY VANITY,
SO
>> WHAT'S UP? >> I NEED TO TEST OUT MY VANITY, SO BLOM HAS TO SACRIFICE HIS.
WHY
>> I NEED TO TEST OUT MY VANITY, SO BLOM HAS TO SACRIFICE HIS. WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT UP ON
HERE?
>>
WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT UP ON HERE? >> ALL RIGHT.
>>
HERE? >> ALL RIGHT. >> I'LL SHOW YOU EXACTLY HOW
THIS
>> ALL RIGHT. >> I'LL SHOW YOU EXACTLY HOW THIS THING WORKS.
[laughter]
OKAY,
THIS THING WORKS. [laughter] OKAY, SO YOU HAVE YOUR NICE 'DO.
AND
[laughter] OKAY, SO YOU HAVE YOUR NICE 'DO. AND THEN--
>>
OKAY, SO YOU HAVE YOUR NICE 'DO. AND THEN-- >> YOU'RE NOT PUTTING ANY OF
THAT
AND THEN-- >> YOU'RE NOT PUTTING ANY OF THAT ON ME.
>>
>> BLOM,
>> BLOM, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP.
>>
>> BLOM, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP. >> THERE YOU GO.
>>
>> THERE YOU GO. >> THEN YOU PUT YOUR BLUSH ON
THERE.
PUCKER
THERE. PUCKER UP, BLOM.
WE
PUCKER UP, BLOM. WE NEED SOME PURPLE ACCENT RIGHT
THERE
WE NEED SOME PURPLE ACCENT RIGHT THERE I THINK.
WAIT,
THERE I THINK. WAIT, I WANNA TRY YOU WITH
THE
WAIT, I WANNA TRY YOU WITH THE BLONDE WIG.
OKAY,
THE BLONDE WIG. OKAY, THERE WE GO.
[both
OKAY, THERE WE GO. [both laugh]
PUT
[both laugh] PUT YOUR HAT ON, BLOMMY.
OKAY,
PUT YOUR HAT ON, BLOMMY. OKAY, STAND UP.
[laughs]
>>
[laughs] >> [chuckles]
THIS
>> [chuckles] THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M EVER
HELPING
THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M EVER HELPING YOU AGAIN,