1 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:17,049 [ Laughter ] 2 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,252 [ Screams ] 3 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:22,888 Let's just get this started. 4 00:00:22,990 --> 00:00:24,556 Are you [bleep] kidding me?! 5 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:25,991 Who's a good cat? 6 00:00:26,093 --> 00:00:28,160 [ Laughter ] 7 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:33,165 [ Chuckles ] 8 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:34,800 [ Laughter ] 9 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:38,404 Today, we're at this iconic New York City brownstone, 10 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:39,638 hanging out the window, 11 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,907 having a heated argument with our "wife." 12 00:00:42,009 --> 00:00:44,043 We'll be furiously tossing our wife's belongings 13 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:45,744 out the window, but, uh-oh, 14 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:47,946 We unintentionally tossed out something ridiculous 15 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:49,381 that belongs to us. 16 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:51,050 The goal is to convince a passerby 17 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:53,519 to return this discarded item back up to you. 18 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:55,988 If you can't get someone to help you out, you lose. 19 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:57,289 I hope he falls out the window. 20 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:58,390 Oh. 21 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:01,994 Sal, Q, you ready? 22 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:03,462 Ready, bud. So here we are, 23 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,197 in a house that none of us could ever afford. 24 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:06,698 [ Q and Murr chuckle ] 25 00:01:06,801 --> 00:01:07,766 We have our friend 26 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:09,902 and often collaborator, Phoebe Kilmoon. 27 00:01:10,004 --> 00:01:11,537 Phoebe and I have broken up. 28 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:12,905 I've got all her stuff here, 29 00:01:13,007 --> 00:01:14,339 and I'm tossing it out the window. 30 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:17,009 [ Sal and Murr laugh ] 31 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:18,377 Gave me the finger. 32 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:20,546 There you go, Phoebe. 33 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:21,747 [ Scoffs ] Excuse me. 34 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:23,415 Can you help me load this up in my car? 35 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:24,483 Of course. I got you. 36 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:25,784 -Thank you so much. -Oh, here we go. 37 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:27,553 Here you go. Sorry. 38 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:29,288 I'm sorry to have to see this, bro. 39 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:31,790 Do not even try to come back in this house. 40 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:32,958 -What? -[ Chuckles ] 41 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:34,159 Murr: I don't want her in the house. 42 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:36,228 Phoebe, "Oh, chill out, you hairless snake." 43 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:37,729 Chill out, you hairless snake. 44 00:01:37,832 --> 00:01:38,730 Alright. 45 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:40,132 [ Q and Sal laugh ] 46 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:42,668 You bald, COOFANDY-clad mother [bleep] 47 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:45,237 You bald, COOFANDY mother [bleep] 48 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:47,506 [ Q and Sal laugh ] 49 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,341 Alright, Murr, throw out your own item, 50 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,410 a full-sized body pillow of yourself. 51 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:52,945 [ Chuckles ] Geez. 52 00:01:53,047 --> 00:01:56,715 Alright, alright. Take your pillows. 53 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:58,517 Take everything. 54 00:01:58,619 --> 00:01:59,952 Not mine. 55 00:02:00,054 --> 00:02:01,854 Wait a minute. Give those back. Those are my body pillows. 56 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:03,088 Those are my -- -Um... 57 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:04,123 [ Q and Sal laugh ] 58 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:05,324 Buddy, do me a favor. Don't -- 59 00:02:05,426 --> 00:02:07,226 I accidentally threw out my body pillows. 60 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:09,561 I don't -- I mean, I don't think I want to touch them. 61 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:10,996 [ Both laugh ] 62 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:11,997 Bro code. 63 00:02:12,099 --> 00:02:13,332 I need you 64 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:17,236 to throw my photo-accurate body pillows of myself -- 65 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:19,571 that I sleep with -- back up to me right now. 66 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,206 He makes love to them. 67 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:23,075 [ Q and Sal laugh ] 68 00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:25,210 I do not make love to my own body pillows. 69 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:26,512 They're just for comfort. 70 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:27,746 [ Q laughs ] 71 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:29,181 Please throw my body pillows up to me. 72 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:30,716 I need them. -[ Groans ] 73 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:31,817 [ Q and Sal laugh ] 74 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:33,152 Actually, I might get one of those 75 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:34,686 just so I can beat the [bleep] out of him. 76 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:36,288 [ Both laugh ] 77 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,790 I-I-I-If -- If this was -- the situation was reversed, 78 00:02:38,893 --> 00:02:40,125 and you accidentally threw out 79 00:02:40,227 --> 00:02:42,728 your own photo-accurate body pillows of yourself -- 80 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,229 He's getting them. He's getting them! 81 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:45,397 Throw them. Throw. 82 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,099 That's the one he humps the most. 83 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:48,100 Ugh. 84 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:50,102 [ Both laugh ] 85 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:51,970 "Sir, I dry-cleaned them. 86 00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:53,872 They're no longer fluid-soaked." 87 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:57,309 I dry-cleaned them, sir. They're no longer fluid-soaked. 88 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:59,645 Could you? Yes. They're fine. They're totally clean. 89 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:00,879 Thank you, buddy. 90 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:02,881 He gets it. "Thank you, The Weeknd." 91 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:04,283 Thank you, The Weeknd. 92 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:05,984 The Weeknd? [ Sal laughs ] 93 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:07,553 Q: Murr, hump one out the window. 94 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:10,122 Try to get him to bring it up again. [ Laughs ] 95 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:11,990 Uh, sir, I humped it out the window. 96 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:13,425 [ Q and Sal laugh ] I'm sorry. 97 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,928 Can you toss that back up to me? 98 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,896 Murray, "I already started, I got to finish." 99 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:19,865 I already started, I got to finish. 100 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:22,434 Can you finish with the -- with the window closed, though? 101 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,970 Murr, hump the other one, and make eye contact with the guy. 102 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:28,006 [ Q and Sal laugh ] 103 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:29,241 Stop. 104 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:35,080 Murray, "So long, weirdo." 105 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:36,815 So long, weirdo! 106 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:39,718 [ Ding! ] [ Q and Sal laugh ] 107 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,420 It's over, baby. 108 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:44,389 -Stop it. Oh, my -- -That's right. Here you go. 109 00:03:44,491 --> 00:03:45,457 Could you just hold this for a second? 110 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,892 -Yeah, sure. -He's throwing all my -- 111 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:48,360 You might want to watch out who you're helping, lady. 112 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:51,363 She's not what we call a -- a good person. 113 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:53,098 We just broke up. 114 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,167 Murr: Throw those, uh, DVDs out the window. 115 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:58,570 "One Tree Hill." 116 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:00,606 -[ Chuckles ] That's right. -Take it all. Take it -- 117 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:01,607 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 118 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:02,774 -Uh-oh. -Uh-oh. 119 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,142 Those are mine. That's mine. That's mine, 120 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:06,144 that -- that "One Tree Hill" DVD collection. 121 00:04:06,247 --> 00:04:07,145 It's too late. 122 00:04:07,248 --> 00:04:08,447 [ Laughs ] 123 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:09,748 Look at this. 124 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:12,484 These are his "One Tree Hill" pajama bottoms. 125 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,019 Yes, I'm gonna need those back. 126 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:16,188 Come on. You know how important that is to me. 127 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:17,289 Do you guys want these? 128 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,125 [ Sal laughs ] 129 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:21,627 Hey, can you throw me those back? 130 00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:26,131 [ Both laugh ] 131 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:27,366 Come on. 132 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:29,668 I-I know there's some sisterhood going on here, 133 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,503 but throw me that DVD, please! 134 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:34,439 Why, "Okay, girl"? 135 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:36,441 -[ Laughs ] -Sorry, Q. 136 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:38,977 Hey, sir, sir, I need a man in my corner. 137 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:41,313 Sir, can you throw me up that "One Tree Hill" DVDs? 138 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:43,348 Yeah, the -- the "One Tree Hill" season. 139 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:44,349 One by one. Thank you. 140 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,418 -Good job. My God. -Wow. 141 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,220 Q: And that's a Chad Michael Murr-- Murray -- 142 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:51,957 I got that at a convention. He wore it for me in a photo. 143 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:53,425 Oh, don't smell it. 144 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:55,761 The women wouldn't do it, but Q got a bro. 145 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:57,496 You know what that was? That was -- That was -- 146 00:04:57,598 --> 00:05:00,165 That was guys understanding the power 147 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:01,166 of "One Tree Hill." 148 00:05:01,268 --> 00:05:02,768 [ Laughter ] 149 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:05,404 [ Ding! ] 150 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:06,738 Murr: Alright, Sal. 151 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,607 So, let me just start by saying... 152 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:11,510 ...take your jorts. 153 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:13,145 [ Scoffs ] Those are capris. 154 00:05:13,247 --> 00:05:14,513 [ Laughs ] 155 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:15,580 I'm gonna give you everything. 156 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:16,748 Just let me inside. 157 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,417 Excuse me. Can you hold this for a second? 158 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,719 "She keeps buying snack cakes, and it's killing my insides." 159 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,922 She keeps buying snack cakes, and it's killing my insides. 160 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:25,023 Phoebe: Oh, my God. 161 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:27,092 This guy will not have any self-control 162 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:28,093 with snack cakes. 163 00:05:28,195 --> 00:05:29,995 We're talking Little Debbie. 164 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:32,230 Little Debbie. Am I a Little Debbie whore? 165 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:34,232 Yes, I'm a Little Debbie whore. 166 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:36,635 [ Both laugh ] 167 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:39,137 Right now, I just need you out of the house... 168 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:40,672 -Can you hold this? -...and that's -- I -- I -- 169 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,374 I love her to pieces, but we're breaking up, 170 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:43,975 and I just need her out of the house right now. 171 00:05:44,078 --> 00:05:45,077 -I'm very sorry. -He loves me to pieces. 172 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:47,279 Sal, we planted a Rastafarian hat 173 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:48,613 for you to throw out. 174 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:51,650 I don't even understand what the -- Wait, wait! Oh, no! 175 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:53,418 -[ Laughs ] -Oh! 176 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:13,438 Murr: Sal, we planted a Rastafarian hat 177 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:14,773 for you to throw out. 178 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:18,110 I don't even understand what the -- Wait, wait! Oh, no! 179 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:19,311 -Uh-oh. -Oh, no. That's mine. 180 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:21,279 That's mine. That's my Rasta hat with dreads. 181 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:23,014 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 182 00:06:24,118 --> 00:06:25,584 Phoebe: Um, it's up to you. 183 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,386 Sir, that's my -- that is my inoffensive -- 184 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:28,854 No, no, no, no. Please, don't trash it. Q: Oh! 185 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,690 Ah, he's not doing it, bud. 186 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:34,025 Sir, please, please. Yes. No, it's okay. Oh, my gosh. 187 00:06:34,128 --> 00:06:35,227 Here. Hold on. 188 00:06:35,329 --> 00:06:36,895 He thinks it's gonna make him look cool clubbing. 189 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:38,063 Oh, gosh. 190 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:39,297 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 191 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,999 Please throw me my Rastafarian hat. 192 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:44,936 No, sir, if you would just understand. 193 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:47,105 We love each other. I don't want to fight, sir. 194 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:48,340 [ Laughs ] 195 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:50,642 Sir, I've had that dreadlock, Rastafarian, 196 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,277 inoffensive hat for six months. 197 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:54,813 [ Laughs ] "Inoffensive." He's trying to slip in "inoffensive." 198 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,314 -When I go to a party... -Yeah. 199 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:58,817 ...I-I wear that, the whole party comes alive. 200 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,952 I can't get that. That's irreplaceable. 201 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:02,354 You can't get that anywhere. 202 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:05,157 Accidentally 'cause I thought it wa-- 203 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:07,025 I thought it was her clothing. 204 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:10,162 -[ Laughs ] -Wow. 205 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:12,330 Look at me. I get parties started. 206 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:13,465 It's what I do. 207 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,634 I-I have to go to a party this Saturday, 208 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:18,437 and how is that party supposed to get down 209 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:21,173 if I don't have my inoffensive Rastafarian dreadlock hat? 210 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:23,842 Please throw it back. This bomboclat won't do it. 211 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,411 [ Both laugh ] 212 00:07:26,513 --> 00:07:27,479 I'm sorry. I won't. 213 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:31,016 -Oh-ho-ho! -Oh, a straight-up no. 214 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,384 You know what? 215 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:34,486 Now you're gonna [bleep] pay. [ Q and Murr laugh ] 216 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:36,421 -He's having a temper tantrum. -Everything. Everything. 217 00:07:36,523 --> 00:07:39,758 Just know that, Saturday night, the party's gonna be dud, 218 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,560 and it's your [bleep] fault. 219 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:44,262 [ Buzzer ] [ Q and Murr laugh ] 220 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,731 Narrator: Looks like Sal loved and lost, 221 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:49,935 so he's first up on the loser board. 222 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:52,938 Today, while shopping at Livoti's Old World Market, 223 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,773 we'll be taking part in a taste-test survey. 224 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:56,341 While standing next to another shopper, 225 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:58,410 we're gonna have to sample a brand-new snack 226 00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:00,445 and answer some questions about how it tastes. 227 00:08:00,547 --> 00:08:02,280 But here's the secret ingredient -- 228 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:04,616 our answers will be given to us by the other guys, 229 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:07,118 and whoever smirks the most loses. 230 00:08:07,221 --> 00:08:10,188 What the hell, man? Was shooting an intro here. Come on, man. 231 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:14,693 Alright, Murr. 232 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:15,894 Sal: Today, we got our boy Chase, 233 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,362 who will be conducting the taste test. 234 00:08:17,464 --> 00:08:18,930 You can't talk about Chase 235 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:22,834 without talking about what a charmer he is. No, sir. No, sir. 236 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:25,136 So we're -- I'm doing a survey today. Are you do-- Are you doing surveys? 237 00:08:25,239 --> 00:08:26,471 -Yeah. -Can I join? 238 00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:28,340 Yeah, I can do two -- two -- two at once. 239 00:08:28,442 --> 00:08:30,141 So what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna have you each, 240 00:08:30,244 --> 00:08:32,143 uh, try the first one. -Okay. 241 00:08:32,246 --> 00:08:34,746 I'm gonna ask you some questions about it. 242 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:35,747 -Alright. -Here we go. 243 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,516 How do you discover new snacks? 244 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:41,286 A lot of times it's by, um, someone suggesting. 245 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:42,754 Okay, what about you, sir? 246 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,189 I got him on this one. 247 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:47,659 "Oh, co-workers try to hide them in their little drawers, 248 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:50,028 but if snack there, I find." 249 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,898 Oh, co-workers try to hide them in their drawers, 250 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,666 but if snack there, I find. 251 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:56,835 -"They call me..." -They call me... 252 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,803 "...La Cucaracha." 253 00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:01,706 "...La Cucaracha." 254 00:09:01,808 --> 00:09:03,341 [ Ding! ] Okay. 255 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,176 [ Chuckles ] 256 00:09:05,279 --> 00:09:07,379 Because I go through their drawers, you see? 257 00:09:07,481 --> 00:09:08,413 So answer me this. 258 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:09,581 How do your snacking habits change 259 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,283 when you're at home verse on vacation? 260 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,984 -"Uh, that's easy." -That's easy. 261 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:17,022 "When I vacay, it's slop city with my boys, the Cram Crew." 262 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,823 When I vacay, it's... [ Chuckles ] 263 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:20,458 [ Q and Sal laugh ] When I vacay, 264 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:22,861 it's slop city for the boys. We're the Clam Crew. 265 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,095 You know, with my boys. -Cram. Cram. 266 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:27,165 The Clam -- When I -- When I -- When I -- 267 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,367 When I vacay, it's like slop city with my boys, 268 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:33,271 -The Clam Crew. -Cram. Cram. C-R. 269 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:34,906 When I -- When I vacay, 270 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:37,142 it's like slop city with my boys, the Cram Crew. 271 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,344 [ Chuckles ] "We the Cram Crew." 272 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:41,212 We the Cram Crew. [ Q and Sal laugh ] 273 00:09:41,315 --> 00:09:42,213 We the Cram Crew. 274 00:09:42,316 --> 00:09:43,848 [ Q and Sal laugh ] 275 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:45,216 So go to number four. 276 00:09:45,319 --> 00:09:47,319 [ Q and Sal laugh ] 277 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:50,555 We're considering renaming this snack. 278 00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:51,890 What would you call it? 279 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,692 Pop Variations. 280 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:54,793 -Ah. -Pop Variations. 281 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,861 -Mm. Not bad. -That's pretty good. 282 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:57,929 What about you, sir? 283 00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,431 Elf Scat. 284 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,767 Uh, Elf Scat. 285 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:04,002 [ Q and Sal laugh ] 286 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,937 You know, like elf shits. 287 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:07,305 For the holidays. Elf Scat. 288 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:08,807 Elf Caca. 289 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,076 Elf Caca. 290 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:13,178 [ Q and Sal laugh, applaud ] Elf Caca. 291 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:16,214 Write that one down. Elf Caca. 292 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,582 Murr, all you do is laugh. 293 00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:19,017 This is -- We got him. We got him. 294 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,085 How do you feel about the fact 295 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:21,419 that these are packaged overseas? 296 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:23,088 "These shits is Chinese?" [ Both laugh ] 297 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:24,756 "These shits is Chinese?" 298 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,358 [ Q laughs ] 299 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:27,692 Q: "This scat's Chinese?" 300 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,028 This scat -- This c-- This scat's Chinese? 301 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:32,330 Chinese caca? 302 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,733 [ Q and Sal laugh ] 303 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,001 Would you be ap-- open to sharing 304 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,702 some childhood memories about snacking? 305 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,471 Murr, go, "Sure." 306 00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:41,573 -Sure. -"Perhaps over dinner?" 307 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:42,874 Perhaps. Sure. [ Laughs ] 308 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,976 [ Q and Sal laugh ] 309 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:50,181 Sure. 310 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,650 Perhaps over dinner? 311 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,752 [ Q and Sal laugh ] 312 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,523 How's, uh, 7:00? 313 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:01,459 [ Ding! ] [ Q and Sal laugh ] 314 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:02,494 Sal: Here we go. 315 00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:03,628 What are you doing, a taste test? 316 00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:04,729 Go ahead. Take the first, uh -- 317 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,164 You can try the first ones. 318 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,832 Alright, so first questions up. 319 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:09,401 Aside from the main flavor, 320 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,036 what other notes are you picking up on? 321 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,037 Hmm. 322 00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:13,838 -"Oil." -Oil, right? 323 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,373 -"Salt." -Salt. 324 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:16,975 "Can I sniff your hands?" 325 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,410 Can -- uh, oil. 326 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:21,146 Sal: [ Chuckles ] That was a smirk. 327 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:23,448 [ Sniffs ] C-Can I sniff your palms real quick? 328 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,751 Sal: [ Chuckles ] He gives it to him. Oh, yeah. Yeah. 329 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:27,986 "That's the other taste I'm getting." 330 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,354 Yeah, that's kind of the taste I'm getting. 331 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,422 -"Hand." -Hand. 332 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,490 [ Laughter ] 333 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,893 How do you discover new snacks? 334 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,628 New snacks always come from the kids. 335 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,063 Murr: "Well, I work at the car wash..." 336 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:39,364 Well, I work at the car wash. 337 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,533 "...so I tend to score new snacks under the seats." 338 00:11:41,635 --> 00:11:43,802 ...so I tend to, uh, score new snacks, 339 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,236 like, under and around the seats. 340 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:46,838 Snacks back there. 341 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,740 Oh, Sweet -- Sweet Stash Jams. 342 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,442 Delightful. -"And I found a finger." 343 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,277 And I found a finger once. 344 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,646 "Attached to the Jams." 345 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,715 [ Chuckles ] -Attached to the Jams. 346 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,416 Actually attached to the Jams, 347 00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:00,018 if I'm gonna be honest. Sal: "So I peeled the Jams off the finger." 348 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,886 So I peeled the Jams off the finger. 349 00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,488 "Reported the finger. Ate the Jams." 350 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,623 I reported the finger. Ate the Jams. 351 00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:08,259 [ Sal and Murr laugh ] 352 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:09,728 How do your snacking habits change 353 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,297 when you're at home verse on vacation? 354 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:15,667 Um... 355 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:17,869 "On vacation, a foreign brings me snacks 356 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:18,870 instead of my wife." 357 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,438 [ Chuckles ] 358 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,407 [ Sal and Murr laugh ] 359 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,194 Chase: How do your snacking habits change 360 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,996 when you're at home verse on vacation? 361 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,197 Um... 362 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,333 "On vacation, a foreign brings me snacks 363 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,367 instead of my wife." 364 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,736 [ Chuckles ] [ Sal laughs ] 365 00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:53,171 Well, on vacation, uh... 366 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,572 Murr: That's three laughs, buddy. 367 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,674 They got me on that one. Uh, uh, vacation -- 368 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,543 Like, a foreign brings me the snacks. 369 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,812 [ Sal and Murr laugh ] A-A foreign. 370 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,548 As opposed to my wife brings me the snacks at home. 371 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,049 What could a snack brand or product do 372 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,417 to gain your loyalty? 373 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,485 "Fight my dad." 374 00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:08,887 Find my dad. 375 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:11,156 "Fight." [ Laughs ] Let it -- Let him say "find." 376 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:12,390 Find my dad. 377 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:13,758 He was lost at sea. 378 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:17,195 So if the popcorn company can find my dad, 379 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,631 it would gain my complete and total loyalty. 380 00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:21,466 Look out for my dad. What do you got in this popcorn? 381 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:22,934 -Salt, butter. -That's it? 382 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,702 Chase: Yeah. 'Cause he -- he's hitting something 383 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,404 that should be -- -Oh, no, I-I -- 384 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:27,705 I'm just answering honestly. 385 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,340 The last one's a big swing. 386 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:30,408 Last question. 387 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,676 Hypothetically, 388 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:34,045 if you were on death row for incest and murder, 389 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,513 would you choose this poo-poo crap 390 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:36,915 for your last meal? 391 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,184 [ Laughter ] 392 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:41,886 [ Sal and Murr laugh ] 393 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,688 "For the popcorn survey, we need to know 394 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,356 which family member you'd incest with." 395 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,625 Sir, for the popcorn survey, we do need to know 396 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,294 which family member you'd have incest with. 397 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,396 [ Sal and Murr laugh ] 398 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,300 The dog? [ Laughter ] 399 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,101 Murr: The dog. 400 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,336 Pretty good, Q. 401 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,138 -Do I get paid now? -Yeah, you know what? 402 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,539 I think you need it more than I do. 403 00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,641 [ Laughter ] [ Ding! ] 404 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,711 Murr: Alright, Sal. 405 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,479 Chase: First question -- close your eyes. 406 00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:10,648 What do you picture when you eat this snack? 407 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,550 -Healthy? -"Healthy." Okay. 408 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:15,720 Murr: "A bunch of hunky frat boys..." 409 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,488 A bunch of frat boys, maybe hunky. 410 00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:19,290 "...you know, standing in a circle 411 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:20,758 and this snack in the middle." 412 00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,460 Standing in, like, a-a circle, 413 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,529 and the popcorn's in the middle. 414 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,331 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 415 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,532 You could open your eyes. 416 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:28,533 Yeah. Oh, sorry. Sorry. 417 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:29,701 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 418 00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:31,035 Q: There you go. That's one, buddy. 419 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,370 Murr: I'm still picturing it. 420 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:33,438 Would you be open to sharing 421 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,406 some childhood memories about snacking? 422 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,308 -Sure. -"At my first baseball game..." 423 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,710 At my first baseball game... 424 00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:40,278 "...I ate a Jamaican man's peanuts." 425 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,380 I ate a Jamaican man's peanuts. 426 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:45,350 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 427 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,552 My first -- That's my first memory of any snack. 428 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,087 And you ate a Jamaican... 429 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:50,355 Well, he was the vendor. 430 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,323 -...man's... -Peanuts. Yeah, yeah, peanuts. 431 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:53,825 -...peanuts? -Yes, yes, yes. 432 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,894 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 433 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,095 At the Yankee game, yeah. 434 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,530 Sal put a mouthful of popcorn in your mouth. 435 00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:00,865 As soon as he finishes the question, 436 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,433 spit the popcorn out. 437 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:03,468 How do you feel about the fact 438 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,769 that these are packaged overseas? 439 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,539 -"Packaged overseas?" -Packaged overseas? 440 00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:10,041 Murr: "By what sorts of people?" 441 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,809 By what -- By what sorts of people? 442 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,912 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 443 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,313 Just people overseas. 444 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,314 Factory in Canada. 445 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,849 -Oh, Canada? -Yeah. 446 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,184 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 447 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:21,286 Murr: "Those are good people." 448 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,987 Yeah, I'm fine with Canadians. 449 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,256 Canada's not overseas, by the way. 450 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,492 What kind of mascot or celebrity spokesperson 451 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,327 would you imagine for this product? 452 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,830 Ryan Reynolds? 453 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,465 He'd be a good spokesperson for anything, probably. 454 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:35,800 -[ Chuckles ] -Yeah. Yeah. 455 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,335 You, sir? -Yeah, um... 456 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,538 "A big-booty Brazilian guy with a long tongue." 457 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,508 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 458 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,143 Like a -- ah, it's a tough -- tough one, 459 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,811 'cause, uh, you know, celebrities here. 460 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,347 Probably a... big-booty Brazilian guy 461 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,282 with a long tongue. 462 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,384 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 463 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,421 [ Laughs ] 464 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,523 Got him. [ Laughs ] 465 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,091 What could a snack brand or product do 466 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,659 to gain your loyalty? 467 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,362 Good answer. You, sir? 468 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,831 "How about buy me flowers before you [bleep] me?" 469 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:07,999 [ Chuckles ] 470 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:09,567 -[ Laughs ] -There you go. We got him. 471 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,202 -To gain my loyalty? -Yeah. 472 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,304 Excuse my language, but how about 473 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:14,672 buying me flowers before you [bleep] me? 474 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:15,940 [ Q chuckles ] 475 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,409 -Ooh. [ Chuckles ] -[ Laughs ] 476 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:19,877 Q: That's a laugh. 477 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:23,314 You want a snack brand to buy you flowers? 478 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,515 "Before you [bleep] me." 479 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:25,550 Before... [ Chuckles ] 480 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,085 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 481 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,486 There you go. You got him. 482 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,521 [ Q and Murr laugh ] [ Buzzer ] 483 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,958 Narrator: Sal couldn't taste victory, 484 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:36,160 making him tonight's big loser. 485 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,998 Alright, Sal has lost, so today we're here 486 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,800 at Church Square Dog Park in Hoboken for his punishment. 487 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,635 Alright, Sally boy, this is an easy one. 488 00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:46,037 All you got to do is go in there 489 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,872 and take pictures of people's dogs. 490 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,908 [ Laughter ] 491 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,278 -That's it. -That's it. 492 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,381 [ Q and Sal laugh ] 493 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,219 Murr: Alright, notice he doesn't have a dog of his own. 494 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:04,589 Is there any reason why there are 81 pictures 495 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,357 of dogs' [bleep] on here? 496 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:07,859 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 497 00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:09,794 Q: We have some of the most accomplished, 498 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,295 hard-working producers, 499 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:12,764 and their job over this weekend 500 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,767 was to source doggie badonkadonk. 501 00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,602 What a gig. [ Q and Murr chuckle ] 502 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,738 Alright. Alright, strike up a convo with a pet owner. 503 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,807 [ Q and Murr chuckle ] 504 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,510 This little guy here. So adorable. 505 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:28,146 "God tied your dog's balloon knot wrong." 506 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,381 [ Chuckles ] Y-You know... [ Stammers ] 507 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:35,853 Looks like God tied that one's balloon knot wrong, though. 508 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:38,222 [ Both laugh ] 509 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:39,323 "You got to be careful." 510 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,059 Yeah, yeah, you got to be careful. 511 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,261 "We all know that an unmoored [bleep] 512 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,129 can lead to a spooling stool." 513 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,230 The reason you got to be careful 514 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,366 is an unmoored [bleep] can lead... 515 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,468 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 516 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,907 Um, what I'm trying to say is, uh, 517 00:17:56,009 --> 00:17:58,676 especially with him right there and -- and, uh... 518 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,778 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 519 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,385 "An unmoored [bleep]" 520 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,288 [ Chuckles ] 521 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,323 And unmoored [bleep] -- 522 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,524 An unmoored... 523 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,760 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 524 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,696 An unmoored [bleep] could lead to a spooling stool. 525 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,798 [ Both laugh ] 526 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,534 Hey. Hello. 527 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,203 "How's your butthole?" 528 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,105 How's your butthole? 529 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,840 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 530 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,575 "Imagine the anus is a mouth." 531 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:33,010 Imagine the anus is, like, a mouth right? 532 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:36,214 "Now, if that mouth were to start talking to you..." Now, if that mouth were to start talking to you... 533 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,015 "...which way would the lips move?" 534 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,017 ...which way would the lips move? 535 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,153 [ Both laugh ] 536 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:45,957 Sal, try and snap some shots of this dog's butthole. 537 00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:48,059 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 538 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,163 What am I doing here? 539 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,484 Q: Sal, try and snap some shots of this dog's butthole. 540 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,187 Alright. 541 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:19,190 Let's see. So let's snap that right there. 542 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,791 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 543 00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:22,960 This is so weird. 544 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,262 Get right under there. 545 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,430 Oh, my God. [ Camera shutter clicking ] 546 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,033 "Yeah, I'm kind of an expert in, uh, canine sphincters." 547 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:32,637 I mean, I-I am an expert. This is the field I w-- I-I-I -- 548 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:35,006 This is what I like to look at, so... 549 00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:36,240 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 550 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,609 ...I'm kind of an expert in canine sphincters. 551 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:39,944 [ Chuckles ] 552 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,480 So... 553 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,849 Sal let her see your whole camera roll. 554 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,517 [ Murr chuckles ] 555 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:49,187 You could see any of these, uh, dog [bleep] 556 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,788 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 557 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,291 See how it's, like -- those are even? 558 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,092 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 559 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:56,928 Of course she's got to go, you weirdo. 560 00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,897 So I'm just taking pictures of dogs' [bleep] all day? 561 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,532 -Yeah. -Basically. 562 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,000 Yeah. -[ Laughs ] 563 00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,969 Yeah, you figured it out? 564 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,204 -He or a she? -She. 565 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,271 -She. -Penny. 566 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,439 Penny. Penny. 567 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,874 -Penny. -[ Smooching ] Penny. 568 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,442 "Can you lure her to me?" [ Laughs ] 569 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,477 Is there any way you could lure her to me? 570 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,713 [ Laughter ] 571 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,782 Okay. 572 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,817 Come on, guys. Come on, guys. 573 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,819 This is the dumbest idea we ever had. 574 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:22,987 There it is. [ Camera shutter clicks ] 575 00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,522 Think I got it. [ Q and Murr laugh ] 576 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:25,890 Show her. 577 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:29,126 Doesn't catch it here, but Penny's butthole is way off. 578 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,862 [ Both laugh ] 579 00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:33,497 -Ooh, Portrait mode. -Yeah. Oh, yeah. 580 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,800 Portrait mode. [ Laughs ] 581 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,068 The camera does all the work. 582 00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:39,170 All I do is aim it at the butthole, and I -- 583 00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:42,206 so -- there's one. Are you sure Penny wasn't just wiggling her tail? 584 00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,175 "Well, you know, the ideal and healthy butthole..." 585 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,510 Well, an ideal and healthy butthole for a dog... 586 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:48,579 "...would form a perfect seal around your index finger." 587 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:52,683 ...would form a perfect seal around your index finger. 588 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,385 -[ Laughs ] -Look at her face. 589 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:55,820 Sal: Yeah. 590 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,221 [ Laughing ] It's so weird. 591 00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:58,990 Q: "Hi, I'm Sal," say to the other girl. 592 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,524 [ Laughs ] 593 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,627 [ Both laugh ] 594 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,899 -Is this dog yours? -Yeah. 595 00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:11,235 What's the dog -- Your dog's name? Loofy. 596 00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:12,470 Murr: Perfect butthole. 597 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:14,605 Aww, Loofy. Perfect butthole. 598 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:15,773 -Thank you. -Yeah. 599 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,341 "Do you mind if I...?" 600 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,010 [ Laughter ] 601 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,745 Hey. 602 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,413 Would you mind? 603 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:25,716 Would you mind at all if I, uh, took a quick, uh, picture 604 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:28,085 of Loo-- of Loofy's butthole, yeah? 605 00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:29,353 What's in it for me? [ Chuckles ] 606 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,055 Um, I could AirDrop you the photo. 607 00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:32,323 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 608 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,158 Get real close, buddy. 609 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,294 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 610 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,596 [ Camera shutter clicking ] Yeah, that's... 611 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:40,498 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 612 00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:43,601 I feel -- I feel very weird. 613 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:45,503 Q: Yeah? You think? 614 00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:46,704 Ask him what his dog's name is. 615 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,172 -Beautiful dog, by the way. -Oh, thank you. 616 00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:50,441 -What kind of breed is that? -Uh, German Shorthaired Pointer. 617 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,143 Oh, my God. Her name? 618 00:21:52,245 --> 00:21:53,277 Ladybug. 619 00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:54,445 Hey, Ladybug. 620 00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:55,613 "You don't have kids, do you?" 621 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:56,781 -Do you have kids? -No. 622 00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:58,282 -Okay. -"Oh, it's weird. 623 00:21:58,384 --> 00:22:00,484 It looks like somebody's been jamming their fingers in there." 624 00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:01,552 [ Laughs ] 625 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,921 Yeah, 'cause... you know... 626 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:05,289 the reason I ask is... 627 00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:07,391 [ Laughter ] 628 00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:13,631 [ Clears throat ] The reason I ask is 'cause it... 629 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,100 Hey, Ladybug. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 630 00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:17,568 See, the reason I ask is it looks like 631 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,437 somebody's been jamming their fingers up there. 632 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:20,604 But you don't have kids? 633 00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:22,573 -No. No. -Interesting. 634 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,209 "Do you mind if I get a picture of Ladybug for my files?" 635 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:27,211 -Uh, mind if I get a...? -What? 636 00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:28,379 Can I -- Would you -- Would you -- 637 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,114 [ Both chuckle ] Would you -- Would you -- 638 00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:31,449 Take a picture for -- 639 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:32,817 Yeah, would you mind if I took a picture of -- 640 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:33,984 -Sure. -You hold her? 641 00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:35,486 Alright, just hold her just like that. 642 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:37,321 Alright. [ Murr laughs ] 643 00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:39,090 Yeah, see, that's like a chocolate... 644 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:40,858 [ Camera shutter clicking ] 645 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,426 "You sure you don't have two kids?" 646 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:43,794 You sure you don't have two kids? 647 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,130 'Cause somebody... [ Q and Murr laugh ] 648 00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:48,999 'Cause some-- 'Cause somebody's been fingering that [bleep] 649 00:22:49,102 --> 00:22:51,102 [ Laughter ] 650 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:52,603 Murr: "Yeah, I -- I'll tell you what. 651 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:55,206 I'm seeing sacral compensation for a crooked [bleep] pipe." 652 00:22:55,308 --> 00:22:57,108 What I'm seeing -- 653 00:22:57,210 --> 00:22:58,676 I'm seeing sacral compensation for a crooked [bleep] pipe. 654 00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,778 [ Laughter ] 655 00:23:02,281 --> 00:23:03,347 Your dog's butthole looks 656 00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:05,950 at least two fingers off-center to me. 657 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:07,785 -Okay. -Yeah. 658 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:08,919 "That lopsided balloon knot 659 00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:10,688 is really gonna torque that turd tunnel." 660 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:12,690 Yeah, 'cause that lopsided balloon knot's 661 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:14,325 really gonna torque that turd tunnel. 662 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:16,894 [ Q laughs ] Woman: Okay. Yeah? 663 00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:18,929 Are you a vet or something, or...? 664 00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:19,930 -Am I a vet? -Yeah. 665 00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:21,365 No, I'm an am-- like an amateur. 666 00:23:21,467 --> 00:23:22,500 -Okay. -Yeah. 667 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,605 It's really not about the brace so much is it about, like, 668 00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:29,206 essentially, I know this sounds crazy, 669 00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:31,308 but taking the butthole off and... 670 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:32,743 [ Q laughs ] 671 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:36,113 ...putting it back on two fingers to the left. 672 00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:38,349 Murr: "I can give it a whirl if you want me to try." 673 00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:40,718 I can give it a whirl. 674 00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:42,420 -No, that's okay. -Okay. 675 00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:44,288 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 676 00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:47,391 "You know, uh, your dog has a medically large hole." 677 00:23:48,494 --> 00:23:50,928 I got to tell you, your dog has a medically large hole. 678 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:53,497 "The butthole of a good boy four times the size." 679 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:54,932 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 680 00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:57,168 Yeah, he's got the butthole of a good boy four times his size. 681 00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:58,469 -Yeah, yeah. -Yeah. 682 00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:00,571 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 683 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:04,341 [ Laughing ] You weirdo. 684 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:06,010 Q: It's so bizarre, man. 685 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,144 Sal, the punishment ends 686 00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:09,246 when you photograph every dog's butt. 687 00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:10,347 Uh, I don't know. 688 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,650 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 689 00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:14,185 There's like 60 dogs. 690 00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:15,886 Let's see what happens. 691 00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:17,955 [ Camera shutter clicks ] Got it. [ Chuckles ] 692 00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:19,423 Got that dog's [bleep] 693 00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:20,791 [ Q and Murr laugh ] Ooh, that's a good boy. 694 00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:22,326 That's a good boy. 695 00:24:22,428 --> 00:24:23,327 [ Camera shutter clicks ] Got it. 696 00:24:23,429 --> 00:24:25,129 [ Q and Murr laugh ] 697 00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:27,431 [ Camera shutter clicking ] Got it. Got it. Got it. 698 00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:29,333 Got it. [ Q and Murr laugh ] 699 00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:30,668 If you look at these other dogs -- 700 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:31,936 What the [bleep] 701 00:24:32,038 --> 00:24:34,371 [ Both laugh ] 702 00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:36,407 [ Camera shutter clicking ] Got it. Got it. Got it. 703 00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:37,875 -No. Get out. -Oh, sorry. 704 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,844 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Got it. 705 00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:41,212 You have a dog here? 706 00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:42,513 -Do I have a dog here? -Yeah. 707 00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:43,514 -"No." -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 708 00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:45,316 Uh, nah, I don't have a dog here. 709 00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:46,784 -"It's not illegal, though." -That's alright. I just -- 710 00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:48,018 It's not illegal. 711 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,386 [ Q laughs ] 712 00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:51,121 Q: Alright, Sal, get out of there. 713 00:24:51,224 --> 00:24:53,157 It got too weird even for us back there. 714 00:24:53,259 --> 00:24:55,192 I'm definitely on some sort of list now. 715 00:24:55,294 --> 00:24:57,328 [ Q and Murr laugh ]