[ huffs, laughter ]
[ laughter, screaming ]
Let's just get this started.
Are you [bleep] kidding me?!
Who's a good boy?!
[ laughter ]
[ cymbals crash ]
[ thud, clattering ]
[ laughter ]
Narrator: With special guest joey fatone!
Is there a joey fart-tone?
[ laughter ]
All: Hey! You know him, you love him.
He's the official bonus joker. The one and only
Joey fatone is here with us for the entire episode.
Joe, for one of our favorite people,
We're playing one of our favorite challenges --
Today we are receptionists in a waiting room.
And we've got to do and say what the other guys tell us.
If you refuse to lose. I always wanted to say that!
♪♪
All right, boys, here we go.
We're working as receptionists again.
Wow.
Fatone's doing an interesting episode because
He's eligible to lose.
That's the big thing.
That's what comes with it. And I know --
Yeah well, you know. You don't think we're gunning for you.
Of course you're gunning for me.
Hello. How are you, sir?
You can grab a seat. Sure.
I want to surprise him. Can we cut the lights?
Oh. Oh.
Sal: The lights are on a voice activator.
They only turn back on with a loud yell or yelp.
So, you know, the lights in here
Are sound activated.
You just make a loud noise. It'll come back on, like a --
[ both yipping ]
There. Gotcha.
That table is set. We'll wait for that.
All right. I don't know. Look at him go.
"my stupid wife never came home last night."
My, uh...
My stupid wife melissa never came home last night.
Yeah.
"she's got a crew she calls the brats."
She's got a crew of girls
That she calls the brats.
"the last time she came home with,
Like, $600 worth of legs bucks."
The last time the brats went out, she came home,
$600 worth of legs bucks.
"well, there's a strip club down the highway."
There's a, you know, down the highway.
There's a strip club, legs.
We got like 20 grand of legs bucks in the safe now.
"I don't know why she keeps coming home
With all these legs bucks." I don't know why she
Keeps going and how she gets all the money.
Something's up here, man.
I can't connect the dots.
-"covered in sparkles." -she's covered in sparkles
When she comes home.
Does she...
Murr, your mind is blown.
If she goes there all the time, you know.
[ laughter ]
Murr, you're having a computer meltdown.
-No -- -you can't believe it?
-Hold on. -Lights! Lights!
Let's just hope that's not the case.
[ both yipping ]
[ laughter ]
H-hold on.
Are you saying that you think my wife might be dancing?
The second they cut the lights, scream, "yip!"
That's just my thought. I mean, I could be wrong.
Yip!
[ laughter ]
Murr, walk out of the room. Excuse yourself for a second.
Could you excuse me for a second?
I'm a little rattled.
Yeah, yeah.
I -- I --
♪♪
Yip, yip.
He's going, "yip, yip"! Keeping the lights on!
He's keeping the lights on! Hit the lights.
Yip! Yip!
[ laughter ]
Turn 'em on.
[ laughter ]
Watch him!
Again.
Yip! Yip!
[ laughter, ding ]
Murr: All right, q. Let's keep the game going.
What's your name? Jones.
Okay, great. This is a fabulous block,
You know, architecturally speaking.
Oh, the concrete back of the boats across the street, crazy.
Alright, q, you're going to take this sexual harassment
Training online.
They're bothering me because I have this
Sexual harassment training. Sure. No, that's all right.
Murr: Just hit play there, buddy.
All right, here we go.
[loud] sexual harassment in the workplace.
[ laughter ]
Welcome back, we'll continue when you are ready
To proceed with your training.
Q, you never get the questions right.
True or false: Harassment based on sexual orientation
Is prohibited by federal law.
[ buzzer ] incorrect. Moving on.
True or false: Workplace harassment only affects
Female employees. False.
[ buzzer ] incorrect.
Fatone: She's helping him!
True or false: Workplace harassment is limited to
Instances of physical contact.
False. [ buzzer ]
Incorrect.
Your harassment training is incomplete.
Who can I touch?
Yourself when you go home?
[ laughter ]
Q, we got a little surprise, let's send in
The first employee.
Oh, hey, jess.
That's the sign in sheet.
But I didn't really start it until joan came in.
You're a real piece of shit, brian.
[ sighs ]
[ laughter ]
Hey, bud. Hey!
Just want to remind you that everybody here hates you
And we hope you get in a car accident
On the way home tonight. Okay.
All right. I think that's undeserved.
Good talk. Yeah.
Oh, my goodness. This is a crazy place.
[ laughter ]
Go in there. Send joey in, send joey in.
Joey fatone.
[ laughter ]
Send joey in, send joey in.
"hey, how's that dick?"
How's that dick?
It's better. Thanks, joey fatone.
[ laughter ]
You know that band nsync? Yeah.
Joey fatone. No.
That's him. No.
Yeah, that's what he's up to these days.
Asking you how your dick is?
[ laughter ]
♪♪
You're taking me down!
You're take -- I can't -- my legs down!
Is this like, am I going to be on television,
Are the cameras going to come out soon?
Yeah.
[ ding, laughter ]
-Hi. -All right.
Oh, hi. Have you ever done a focus group?
No.
Murr: "a girl like you in a place like this?
They're going to have a field day with you."
A lady like you in a place like this?
Ooh, they're going to have a field day with you.
Oh, okay.
You're going to have fun, though.
Sal, I'll speak in a barely audible way to her.
I'm a, yeah, I'm a big fan of art.
I collect art a lot of times. Yeah.
Q: There he goes.
They might even have something for you
To do now with art.
I don't even know. They don't always know...
[ mumbling softly ] oh.
[ laughter ]
If you're a person that likes art, that's what
They're going to tell you. You might have to do it on that.
But I can't tell if you do it or not.
If you are going to do it,
When you know what, it can be on the side.
That's why basically they want to know where are you from?
Yeah.
She doesn't know what the hell you're saying.
Fatone: Oh, sal, you're getting a phone call --
Yeah, it's your daughter?
Ooh, my daughter! Okay, hold on one second.
Hello? Fatone: Yeah, she got into an accident.
You're going to have to talk her through a hit and run.
What? You hit somebody?
Was it -- you're telling me --
Are you okay? You're -- he's not okay.
Q: Uh-oh! And you hit him.
And you -- you don't have a scratch on you,
But he's [bleep] up bad.
[ laughter ]
Are you sure it was your fault? Tell me right now.
-Murr: Here's the turn. -Okay. Get out of there now.
Now, before anyone sees you. Go two towns over.
Call me from a payphone, okay?
When you get home later, don't forget to feed the dogs.
Okay? All right.
Is everything all right?
Yeah.
[ laughter ] okay.
Hey, sal, I think tracy at your cinnabon there.
You know, there was a... I had a cinnabon up here.
I don't know where the cinnabon could be.
That's strange.
Murr: "there's only one possibility."
The -- the cinnabon...
You didn't -- you didn't eat it?
[ laughs ] no?
No.
Interesting. I dunno.
You may have to go smell her breath
Just to see if she ate the cinnabon.
Oh...
[ laughter ]
So, what you're saying, tracy,
Is if I -- if I came over there and smelled your breath,
There would be no cinnamon on it.
No. I'm innocent.
Q: Find an excuse to casually walk over there
And smell her breath.
Just a deep whiff as you walk by.
I understand.
Ooh!
You're coming over here to smell my breath?
[ laughter ]
[ sniffing ]
[ ding, laughter ]
Sal: All right, buddy. Here we go, now --
Q: Quick question for you, what is your favorite bit
On "impractical jokers" when you watch it?
Probably when you, like, the cranjis.
Yeah! I'm so glad you said that!
Your turn is now going to be a rousing game
Of cranjis mcbasketball.
You're not even allowed to smirk.
-Oh, [bleep]. -Stone faced.
Every time you smirk is a thumbs down.
All right, joey, we've sent in a list of fake names
That you have to call out one by one.
Don't look ahead now.
If I call your name just head around the corner.
They'll be over there in a minute.
All right, joey, what do you got?
Is there a choke norris?
"choke norris." choke...?
No, it's choke.
They have a bunch of different groups that have been coming in,
So I don't know which group is what.
Q: Come on, joey.
Ulverius odsenends?
"ulverius odsenends"!
Ulverius, first name, ulverius.
Is that greek?
Q: He did not laugh.
Good job, joey.
Dejaun wittabrades?
[ laughter ]
Is it a mister? Mister? Mr. Wittabrades?
I'll get the next one.
Crustaceous greg?
[ laughter ]
That's what they're telling me.
The first name greg, the last name --
The last name is greg. His first name's crustaceous.
Q: First laugh. There it is.
That's a smirk!
[ laughter ]
That's a smirk!
Mark it down.
[ sighs ] yeah. Lay it on us.
"lay it on us"!
That's a smirk.
Stretch puntacana.
[ laughter ]
I think "stretch puntacana" is my favorite name ever.
No puntacana?
Joey fartone? Is there a joey fartone?
Last name don't ring a bell anyway?
Wasn't that, like, the nsync guy?
Joey fartone from n-stink?
[ laughter ]
[ buzzer ] I don't think he could recover.
No, no.
Narrator: It's no laughing matter.
Joey fatone is first up on the loser board.
Today we're working as waiters
At one of my favorite restaurants,
Churrascaria plataforma.
And we've just received a phone call from one of our guests.
We'll have to approach a table of diners
And get them to accept a call
Based solely on a very specific description.
The catch is the description of the person
Will be given to us by the other guys.
If you can't get somebody to accept
That phone call, you lose.
Oh, and by the way, this is a joker versus joey challenge.
What?!
♪♪
-Murr: All right, joseph. -Q: Joey.
Yes, sir.
Murr: You see the lady sitting at the back there?
Okay. You guys doing all right?
Enjoying your meal? -We're good. Thank you.
All right. There was actually a phone call for you.
"he said it's the lady slamming meat down her throat
With no regard for societal decency."
It was a phone call, and they...
All right. There was actually a phone call for you.
"they said it's the lady slamming meat down her throat
With no regard for societal decency."
It was a phone call. They were to give me
A description. I was trying to figure it out.
Do you mind catching that real quick?
Do you mind? Yeah? Of course.
No, you got to say it, she can't just get up!
"let me make sure it's you."
I'm trying to remember what the description was,
What they said.
It was the lady slimming meat down her throat
With no regards to societal decency
Is what they were telling me.
[ laughter ]
Do you mind real quick? Yeah, sure.
Oh, my god. He got her to go.
Hello?
I think you're the most beautiful woman in the room,
And I just thought somebody should tell you that today.
Thank you so much.
So then what the [bleep] was fatone saying?!
Like, in her mind!
It's just my witty charm
And my personality that makes them want to come over
And answer the phone.
[ dinging ] q: Yeah. Yeah.
All right.
Are you drinking?! Am I drinking?
I can't lose the episode. The math is in.
This is the last turn
In the last bit of the season for "impractical jokers."
A toast, q, a toast to season ten.
To season ten, to season ten.
Season ten. We're all drinking.
And, uh -- and that's it. And, fatone?
Yeah?
I'll see you at the punishment, bitch!
[ buzzer ]
Narrator: Q phoned it in, but joey fatone
Is still tonight's big loser.
Hey! For the first time
In the history of "impractical jokers,"
Someone else has lost, and it is joey fatone.
Joey, are you ready for the total jokers experience?
Do I even have a choice? You have no choice at all.
Here's what's happening -- today you're recording
The pilot episode for a brand new tv series
Called "joey fatone's dance par-taaay."
And we hired 50 dancers to be on the floor with you.
So what is the catch?
Well, while you're hosting "joey fatone's dance par-taaay,"
You're going to be enduring an assortment
Of past punishments that we've done.
Assortment? Like a gauntlet.
We won't make you do anything
We haven't already done ourselves.
Yeah, this is why I'm a little bit worried.
Murr: Look at this!
Oh, my god. It's a full blown dance par-taaay!
Fatone: I hear music. People got moves.
The vibe out there is fierce!
♪♪
Q: Hey, fatone, how you feeling? You ready, bud?
Joey, don't worry, buddy. We printed out cue cards for you
So you'll know what to say. All right.
Let's bring in joey fatone. Let's walk, joey.
All right. -Get in there, joey.
Go out there, king.
Joey! Joey!
Buddy, can I get you sitting down over here?
Yeah. Here he is.
Joey fatone is in position. You might recognize
Joey fatone's outfit, it's from his doll from 30 years ago.
Here we go.
Hey, what's up?!
Welcome to "joey fatone's dance par-taaay"!
[ cheering and applause ]
It's real! It's real!
It's the best, fantastic dancers in the galaxy
We got here and we are about to set it off!
Let's drop that beat. Dj busch!
"dj busch"?!
He's a crew member on our show.
He ain't no dj.
[ laughter ]
All right, joey fatone! The first punishment
Is one of our classics.
There's a punishment where they forced me to get novocain shot
Into my gums and lips. Braised beef is brilliant.
So could you kindly come back here for just a quick minute?
All right, joey! Here you go.
Hi. How are you?
I'm good.
I still have one.
When you're ready. I'm ready.
He's ready. He's ready.
Everyone out there's going what the hell happened to him?
He had a stroke in between songs.
Same spot? Yeah, we got to...
The 'cain is coursing through the gums as we speak.
[ air horn ]
There you go. Get back out to the par-taaay.
Dr. Caitlin is there.
[ laughter ] it hurts.
Joey, we're going to throw up some cue cards for you.
Just read off the cue card for me.
All right, bud?
All right, guys, we're going to
Throw the camera here.
Here we go, buddy.
Smile, joey, you're having fun?
Smile doesn't look right.
All right. Here we go. Here we go. Three, two, one.
[slurring] hey, keep your eyes glued to the screen,
Cause we got more "dance par-taaay"
After these messages!
[ cheering and applause ]
Oh, my god! One more time! One more time!
There was fuzz on the lens! There was fuzz on the lens!
One more. One more.
Three, two, one.
Hey, keep your eyes glued to the screen
Because we got one dance par-taaay
After these messages!
Dj busch! Dj busch!
We gotta give it up to nicholas busch!
[ cheering and applause ]
[ laughter ]
Great. Joey, can we pull you back out?
Here we go. Let's dance, dance, dance!
All right, joey, come on to the back there.
You're ready for your next punishment.
I had to do a punishment
Where I was a waiter at dallas barbecue,
And they spun me around as many times as they could
And sent me out onto the floor.
I almost killed myself. So, god bless you.
Fatone: You're trying to get -- I'm sliding.
Geez, that's quick!
-Sal: Go, go, go, go. -Murr: Go, joey, go!
[ laughter ]
Where -- where am -- where do I go?!
[ cheering and applause ]
[ laughter ]
Three, two, one. Action!
Welcome back, home slices!
[slurring] ...Our par-taaay people,
On the dance floor.
Now, hit me with that fat beat!
[ laughter ]
"home slices"! "home slices"!
Hit it again, joey!
[slurring] welcome back, home slices!
It's time to meet our par-taaay people
On the dance floor!
Now, hit me with that fat beat!
[ laughter ]
Crew: One more. One more. Here we go.
Welcome back, home slices!
It's time to meet our par-taaay people
On the dance floor!
Now, hit me with that fat beat!
[ air horn ]
Oh, my god almighty.
All right, we're done with that one, fatone.
I had a punishment where these guys made me
Sing a musical based on my life
In front of my entire firehouse.
♪ it's tough ♪
♪ when you don't have the stuff ♪
So now your time has come to sing a song.
You don't know the words yet,
But they're on the cue cards over their.
His newest single. I guess it's your newest single.
So just work your magic, pal.
All right. I got a new single
That's bound at the top of the billboard charts.
It's called "breaking my bed, breaking my heart."
His mouth is numb, and the lyrics are terrible.
Yes.
Murr: [laughing] oh, no!
[ laughter ]
"b-bab-by!"
[ laughter ]
Yeah, joey!
How did that become good?
I don't know, joey fatone.
All right, joe.
This is what's happening next, buddy.
We're going to talk to camera for a bit
And then you're going to piss your pants.
I can't believe we're doing this to you.
Sal: This is what's happening next, buddy.
You're going to piss your pants.
No, I had to piss mine. And it was real.
And it was terrible. Oh!
Crew: Can we get joey another water?
Sal: We're going to have you do a couple of throws to camera.
And when you're ready, you're going to just let it fly, baby.
I -- I can't believe we're doing this to you.
Oh, my god! All right, y'all!
-Sal: He's doing it already! -Q: He's peeing!
[ laughter ] hit him with the lights!
[ laughter ]
Oh, god! Joe, you made it!
Joe.
We got a hold one second but that was awesome.
Joe, you're killing it.
Sal: Joe, joe, your face.
Your face is miserable.
I've never seen this look on your face before, joe.
Crew: Everything okay, joey?
[ laughter ]
People have noticed that you've wet yourself.
[ laughter ]
All right, guys, we're going to throw the camera here.
Joey's going to throw the camera.
Everybody be dancing again.
[ air horn, music ]
Next cue card ready to go.
Alright, fatone. You're almost done.
Just read that cue card for your final punishment.
All right, joey. Three, two, one.
This has been "joey fatone's dance par-taaay"!
And fun fact I always get a tattoo
Of the name of the show...
[ laughter ]
...The name of the show I worked on.
So, come on out and give me some ink.
[ cheering and applause ]
Yes! Yeah, baby!
That's right, buddy.
It wouldn't be "impractical jokers"
Unless you got a tattoo.
How big is this thing?!
Here's the thing, joe.
You cannot look at it until it's done
And we peel that bandage off. Okay?
[ needle buzzing ]
♪ now I'm feeling like braised beef ♪
Oh! Fatone is here!
Now it is time for the big tattoo reveal.
Oh, I can't wait. Are we ready?
♪♪
Look at that!
It is "joey fatone's dance par-taaay"!
Well...!
You might want to take a closer look at that.
Shit. I can't read it.
I'll read it for you. Please do.
"joey fartone's dance par-taaay."
Whatever. You know what? It's all part of you guys.
I love it. I love you guys. I love this show.
So anything -- oh.
Let's get it over here.
♪ baby, baby, baby ♪
Thank you guys.
Can I get a round of applause for joey fartone?
[ cheering and applause ]